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1st for worst girl.
:^)

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FUCK YOU BEN IRVING FIX VANGUARDS

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Third for best girl.

4th for fuck this game is ded let it die

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>>171158748
FIX SORCERERS AND ASSASSINS TOO

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>>171158830
and go where?

I just want a harem of loli Twileks.

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>>171159404

btw the guy asking about long snipers, the Exarch's is long too

The special lightsaber you get at the end of chapter 12. Is there any reason to use it?

>>171160262
Meant specifically for Arcann? No, it's worthless.

>>171159404
Head to Nar Shaddaa.

do british people really eat beans on toast? beans on pizza? toast on bread?

Is it worth it to pick up and play through TOR? I noticed a distinct lack of any reason to communicate with other faggots last time I played

>nearly a year after I start, without fail, DK still doing Jawa movie jokes
Holy fuck.

>>171161509
thats been happening on just that planet for at least 3 or 4 years

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bump

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>>171159247

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>Republic wagecucks believe working yourself to death and still be in poverty is better than slavery

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is this a /swgg/ prank? help

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>>171164841
yeah thats me wanna erp?

>>171164841
who knows

lots of people have smacked me on the rear lately, not sure if its some group of people memeing or all ERP intros are the same

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Is there at least one populated server for battlefront 2?

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Beep beep motherfucker, Galactic Police still alive and kicking. I need your license, your papers and your waifu.

>>171166297
But you're mai waifu

>>171166372
[blushing officer noises]

>>171166297
you're a shitty cop, you missed the loli fucker last thread

>>171166871
Oh shit, I didn't even see that. That's a hell of a coincidence.

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>you can't be a brown sith qt with a triple-emitter lightsaber holding an orbital strike satellite uplink in the hilt

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>>171166297
You don't need to see our licenses.

>>171167219
I don't need to see your licenses... BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE SLAMMER!

Swat team! Swarm, swarm, swarm!

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I can't decide if I want to play a male or female Sith Warrior.

>Male
+ Better VA
+ Romance headnoodles
- Male model is blocky
- Not a qt

>Female
+ Female model looks better
+ Female armors look better
- VA not as good
- Romance potato (female)

What do? This is the character I'm doing everything with and taking into the xpacs.

>>171167562
>not sexually bullying quinn by fucking pierce loudly in the crew bunkroom

pleb

>>171167350
FEAR
E
A
R

>>171167651
The only things justice fears is lukewarm coffee and a lack of handcuffs, shit heel!

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>pureblood sith
>burning coal

>>171167724
And a closet donut shop?

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Best series of expressions ever.

>>171169612
That is the horror of every officer of the law.

>>171169612
>>171170437
You don't understand the horrors I've seen...

I once had to look up a Rodian's ass on a drug bust. I'll forever have nightmares no amount of Sith torture could bleach from my mind.

>>171167724
I'm gonna have to report you, officer, for verbally threatening me and how it left me scared for my safety.

>>171170959
>sprinkle spice on suspect
>hit the floor and shout in radio
Officer down!

>>171171219
>This is the state of republic's law enforcement

ayy lmao

>>171166297
What server?

>>171172814
Harb, why?

>>171173032
Character name?

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>>171166297
fuck the police

>>171173306
Almond Amaretto

>>171173456
really activates my...

you know what? Forget about it.

>>171173456
Alright, just stuck you on my ignore list, thanks

>>171173456
I can't find you. I want you to arrest my character for the memes.

>>171158748
>When you fuck up vanguard so hard his tank spec has more dps than his dps specs

>>171173569
No problem. I have 30 more where that came from.

>>171173580
I'm on my Assassin, I'll log in a moment.

>>171173673
>I have 30 more where that came from.
Give me the names of them, too. I think I have enough room on my ignore list

>>171173673
I'll be outside the Senate tower.

>Railroaded into being rebel scum and leading some alliance I don't give a shit about
>At the end become the dumbest motherfucker or an emperor that still has to do everything by himself

Should have just used the alliance to find waifu and leave all that shit behind.

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WILL DARTH MILF BE ROMANCABLE?

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>There are Jedi who formed attachments

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Who /alwaysready/ here?

>>171175242
>There are jedi who didn't form attachments

It's all about muh grey now, grandpa.

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Next at 11: Smuggler arrested outside of Senate tower for loitering. Was he planning something larger? Stay tuned.

>>171175395
looks like you're always ready for dick

>>171175395
>Starforged Blasters
Kys. You could be using any number of better blasters.

>>171175863
I'd rather handle your blaster, Anon

>>171175613
I really hate what that did to the game. Must burn down Zakuul and all of KOTFE

>>171176136
It's not for mandos.

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>>171173615
D-don't remind me, plasmatech gets out dps'd not only by sorcs, but also by our own tank spec in dps gear. I don't get why this is being allowed to go on, when mercs were "bad" they still had ops group spots as dps. But all this just confirms my suspicion of bias for mercs and commandos due to Charles" I love watching Koth fuck Lana and Elara while I play my commando" Boyd's influence on class balance even though he is a story writer and not a combat dev. Go watch the video where they unveiled the new 5.0 abilities and you'll see his face light up when they get to all the overpowered commando stuff.

>>171176250
>Merc gets a bubble that reflects damage and heals him
>Sorcs get a fucking melee attack

What the fuck man.

>>171176250
>tactics rotation only works once and then like 10 second cd and plasma cell gets replaced by literal trash
>Plasmatech is useless against multiple targets
>Shield spec gets his ion wave upgraded into the hand of fucking Pence and ion cell makes hammershot actually viable

Should I just sell out the Revanites or what?

>>171176142
I want to burn down those coddled babies but what would waifu think of that. It's the only reason why I've held back against them.

>Thinking about playing and have a few questions.
1. Is f2p playable? or will I be miserable.
2. Can I have lesbian romances? I only care about qt girls. I don't want any gross boys in my story.
3. Is pvp fun?
4. Does anyone actually care about endgame? or does everyone just play for the single player story?
5. Can I have waifu?

>>171177815
1. Probably. There's an exp event though, so it might be less awful
2. There's one gay planet and a potato for people of your tastes
3. If you're a non-force user
4. People kept whining about lack of raids, so maybe
5. See 2

>>171177727
why

>>171177815
>1. Is f2p playable? or will I be miserable.
Playable but I'd recommend subbing once to access expansions.
>2. Can I have lesbian romances? I only care about qt girls. I don't want any gross boys in my story
Only lesbian you'll get is a nigger lover and f2p can't get to her because she is in the expansions.
>3. Is pvp fun?
Pvp is shit and those babbies have ruined half the classes in the game.
>4. Does anyone actually care about endgame? or does everyone just play for the single player story?
You don't even have to do end game ops to get top gear, it's now locked behind EXCITING RNG.
>5. Can I have waifu?
Depends.

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Hows the SWG emulator coming along, are the servers busy or is it a ghost town?

>>171177936
Some dude asked me to.

>>171177727
considering what they turn into, yes

>>171177727
Yes. They're the reason why we're getting all of this grey nonsense ruining our space medieval story of knights and wizards.

is the galactic star fighter que dead now or could i boot up the game and still play a few rounds?

>>171175758
>11
AM, because it's too late right now and thinking up a good story will be easier while I'm staring at a phone all day.

>>171177815
1. F2P gives free access to the vanilla story, but if you want to do the newer stories or multiplayer stuff you should sub for one month.
2. In the vanillas story? Not sure. But there is one in the new story.
3. Yes, I like it. Lots of different scenarios which are unique in their own way. Ther'es also galactic starfighter which is one of the best space-combat games I ever played.
4. The endgame is great for new players, lots of Flashpoints/Uprisings/Operations with PvP/GSF to spice things up. There's also crafting you can (and probably should) get into.
5. Yes, every class has at least one waifu and they can even get jealous of other romances.

>>171178434
>>171178368
Done. Feel a little bad about screwing over the pureblood, she was so thrilled when I gave her that mask.

>>171177773
>what would waifu think of that. It's the only reason why I've held back against them

Good to know I'm not the only one.

>Try playing GSF
>Always like 3 turks sitting at the edge of the map with railgun gunship

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>flirt with a guy at the cantina
>tells me I must be faulty and should deactivate myself
T-thanks...

>>171179963
Either get a gunship yourself or flank them with scouts.

Also don't play strike fighters.

>>171179963
I completely 100% forgot this existed. Is it active?

>>171180474
Why do you have Satele's lips, robot?

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>>171182000
To aid in seduction and gratification I suspect.

>>171182282
Just come out with the truth. You're actually her pretending to be a pleasure droid.

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I'm going to bed, don't let it die.

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>>171183908
Sleep tight, animu girl. The thread is in good hands.

>>171183908
Sleep well, cute loli dragon.

>>171171876
M8 that's Alliance Police

>>171182970
Or perhaps she's made by some stalker who wanted her to look like Satele for reasons?

>>171177815

1. Yes
2. You need to pay for that goyim.
3. Can be.
4. Yes
5. Yes

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>tfw made 8 mil in the past hour
Should have thought of this sooner

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>>171188009
Pic related

Also got a stalwart pack and a fancy reveler's set from one of them

>>171189893
thanks for telling us your name, Eroxia

>>171190102
Must of you knew anyway

>>171190102
Most of us knew Mulatto Butt's name already
Welcome to the last two million years

>>171190191
I wonder how :^)

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>>171190674
Truly a mystery

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Breaking for lunch!

Total so far: 9.1 mil

>>171192385
Is that just from dancing?

Reminder that Mercs will ALWAYS be OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6SoMlxzFuw&feature=youtu.be

>>171193474
Some privately, but yes

>>171193659
Gotdamn I'm fucking up. I need to make a dancer alt, I've got enough slutgear in collections

Thread theme

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QnalIHlVc

What crew skills do I focus on to make money in this game, I am so poor.. I just want to buy nice outfits and transmog

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But you're too good for this life, Anon. I sense the love still in your heart. Keep it close, always.

>>171194691
meant for >>171194049

>>171194691
I don't need love I just need to /dance my way to easy money

>>171195362
>easy
Then I have failed you, Anon. I have failed you.

>>171194307
slicing is the best money

>>171194307
Synthweaving for crit/alacrirty augments
Armstech for accuracy augments, barrels (*) and guns (**)
Artifice for color crystals, hilts (*) lightsabers (**) and relics (**)
Armormech for tank augments
Biochem for drugs and implants (**)
Cybertech for mods (*) ,enhancements (*) , and earpiece (**)

(*) = Requires a high command rank schematic for profit
(**) = Requires a high command rank schematic for profit, and stats aren't optimized

>>171194691
>Forbids Anons from becomming sluts
>Encourages Anons to become sluts
>Forbids Anons to become sluts again
What is your endgame, Mulatto?

>>171196851
>Encourages Anons to become sluts
I did no such thing

Just got back from dummy parsing. In tank gear:
Defense: 2764 DPS
Vig: 3609 DPS
Focus: 3789 DPS

>>171196987
Lies and slander
Last thread. Or the thread before

>>171197270
You're not accounting all the insane parry/dodge/reflects the tank spec just gets
You have to fight someone/an NPC

>>171197704
True, but I'm also missing attacks in the dps specs b/c tank gear

>>171197853
So it evens out then
The only real way to compare it is to have a Tank in full Tank gear fight the DPS specs in DPS gear
Then in Tank gear for the DPS and DPS gear for the Tank
Then both in DPS gear

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>tfw no Jedi knight to chase you across the galaxy in an attempt to turn you to the Light and have a love/hate rivalry going on
I need a Kenobi desu

>>171198286
I'm sure there's many Kenobi's on Pub side
Is what I would say if 90% of Jedi players on Pub side weren't fucking grays

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>>171198395
>grays
That's no fun at all. The more pure a man is, the better to corrupt him

>>171198501
You wouldn't even be taking his virginity though. Mando grill probably did that

>>171198798
Qui-Gon Jinn took his boipucci.

Does anyone feel like Dark Side Jedi Knight is way too evil? I don't feel like its believable they would let him/her stay in the order with how they act..

It's either being a saint or murderous psycho. Why can't they just be someone who doesn't buy into the whole super Jedi pacifism and makes the hard choices, instead of psychopath who loves to murder babies

I feel like the Imperial force classes do the opposite of the intended alignment better. Sith Inquisitor story is pretty believable as a Light alignment, same with Warrior.

Is anyone knowledgeable in SWG?

How are there some doctors who don't need a droid to enhance other people? Like the cantina afk doctors. They just buff other people without spawning anything or having a droid nearby.

>>171199870
It's funny because DS Knight is supposed to be a mirror to Anakin's downfall
But since BW loves Black and White, going full DS on any class just makes you a fucking psychopath
But you're right about the Imp classes being better when you lean to the Light. LS Warrior/Inquisitor are the best and Neutral LS Hunter's pretty enjoyable if you want full Mando honor
Agent's an exception because Agent's better when you're just Neutral

How lore breaking is a Chiss Jedi Consular

They're my favorite race, but I hear they can't be force sensitive.

>>171202182
Chiss being force sensitive is lore-breaking
Is what I would say if bitch mc "Your waifu is dead" bitch didn't exist

>>171202182
>they can't be force sensitive
They can be. They just abort the child if it shows force sensitivity. None of this is canon anyway, so go nuts

>>171202182
>Stream viewers: "How come Ranos is a Chiss Jedi? Doesn't that break the lore?"
>Ben "Thrill of the Hunt" Irving: "Uhh... umm... LOLFIRSTTIMEFOREVERYTHING:^))))))))))))"

>>171202415
One of dooku's apprentices was a Chiss so it's not unheard of

>>171203190
Them being on the Republic side though, that's probably very unlikely.

>>171204493
You could rp that the republic troops have trouble trusting you because you're chiss or you're on the run from the Ascendancy

>>171204493
Mandos going full pacifist triggers me more.

>>171202427
I love how nobody ever provides any kind of source for this statement, they just parrot it as if it's fact

>>171203190
good old Sev, will be 15 (space legal) soon
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sev'rance_Tann

>haven't played trooper yet
>Been putting it off because playing generic blaster guy #18754093 doesn't appeal to me
>Finally bite the bullet and roll a commando
>Enjoying how the class plays alot
Somebody stop me before I join a fucking trooper guild

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>>171206313
Just let it happen, Anon

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>>171206313
stupid sexy troopers

>>171209249
>Being attracted to Troopers
You put a bad light on the Imperial military
Contact the Sith. We have a defector

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>>171209249
You know you want this.

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>>171209835
Ah, my old nemesis from the other thread. All according to keikaku. I study the art of war. Work to perfect it, but you. You were forged by it.

Are the planet story lines necessary or can I just rush the class story?

>>171210513
According to the devs, they're designed such that planet+class is enough XP for you, but with the 250% boost currently happening you should be fine just doing class stuff.

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>Flirt with Vector just once
>Vector gets a fragment of his human side back and wants to focus on the Agent more
>Tell him it can't work out
>He asks why
Gently
GENTLY
Turn him down

>>171211013
Fun fact: if you have a companion convo with him after that you can still flirt with him as if you two are still together
Ergo, you're locked in

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>>171211013
Vector would make a good husbando for FemInq I feel. Colicoid babies everywhere!

>>171211338
>Killik/Colicoid hybrids
Well, if they are used against the Republic I see no issue

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>>171211809
>FemInq covers the battlefield in zerg creep
I ship it

>>171212251
>FemInq invents the Zerg Rush tactic

>>171212405
>FemInq spawns more overlords

>>171212764
she can spawn my overlords, if you know what i mean

>>171212764
>FemInq complains about the lack of vespene gas

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>>171178126
Somebody answer his question! I Would like to play SWG again

Why are you guys so obsessed with women?

>>171214525
Is this a trick question?

>>171214525
Anon... you haven't reached puberty yet have you?

>>171214925
No, I'm genuinely curious. I play this game mostly to fulfill my edgy, destructive power fantasies and don't really care about women, or men for that matter.

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>>171194691
Two questions for you

1 - do you ERP
2 - what's the strangest experience you've had so far

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>>171215151
I do the same things you do. But then I also have other needs that are only fulfilled by sluts in the fleet

>>171215246
>>171188009

>>171215151
>there are people who play this game that genuinely don't enjoy playing as the edgelord inquisitor.
It's so over the top it ends up being hilarious.

>killing that sith captain's son for literally no raison

>>171215725
>no raisin
How about the fact the man was an unforgiving suck up and then tries to twist your arm into rescuing his little failure

>>171215416
Why not choose other sources of sexual gratification?

>>171216594
All you had to do was walk away. Killing the son is literally more effort on your part.

>>171215687
Good. My sith warrior will be looking for you

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>>171217078
You are gonna laugh when you read this but I am like Howard Hughes I have a great aversion to germs and other things. I'm constantly putting hand sanitizer on my hands and avoiding crowds one possible.

So finding sluts in fleet to bang and do stuff with is a perfect escape for me because it doesn't impact my phobia.

>>171218450
>You are gonna laugh when you read this
m8 you're on 4chan. Unless you're as bad as tile man you're safe.

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>>171218739
>tile man
Fucking every time

>>171218889
Now that I think about it, that fiasco happened on /v/, so there's a slight possibility that he may be lurking here.

>>171218450
But what if they're not clean?
They've been through more Sith Lords than you can count. Who knows what they carry

>>171217096
>leaving a loose end for the enemy
No, anything in their grasp can be exploited. Especially when they'd hand him over to those pissant Jedis. Knowing the child he's weak enough to be converted too.

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>>171219167
In the Jedi Academy

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Brace for intense autism

>>171175758
>It was another hot day on the beat
>I was making the rounds in Coruscant's underbelly, crime flourishing everywhere I looked
>It wasn't that surprising in the least
>I was in front of the senate building, after all
>But enough about politics
>With a flip, my siren blares to life
>Shit-heel spotted

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>>171220579
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>I say in a polite, indoor tone as I tap him on the shoulder
>"Oh lawdy it's da popo!"
"I've been called an ass many times, but we just met man, come on."
>"I's not doin' anytin wrong, missuh!"
"And why the fuck do you sound like some stereotypical Twi'lek from the plantations on Dantooine?"
>His tone shifts into a deep timbre, sending chills up my spine as Barry White over here makes sweet love to my ears
>"Is this good enough for you, officer~?"
"Please no, it feels like I'm being cucked with every buttery syllable that spills from your luscious brown lips. I much prefer the other voice, if a bit more modern."

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>>171220768
>"A'ight."
>Chris Rock shrugs at me as he kneels to go back to his unsavory business
>I contemplate the young man before me
>He's not a bad kid, just a troubled yoot falling on hard times
"You know backstreet gambling is illegal, right?"
>"We're outside of the senate building, tho."
"Just as greasy as any other alley in this city."
>"Listen, mang, I just need credits to get by. The Migrant Merchant's Guild is killing us out here."
>Ah yes, I knew of the shady gang of merchants turned criminal
>Jews, as we called them down at the station
"That's no excuse for breaking the law. I'm afraid I'll have to take you in."
>"Shiiieeet."

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>>171220969
"Turn around and put your hands behind your back, you know how this works."
>"How do you know I know how this works, huh?"
>I give him the eye
"C'mon buddy."
>As I cuff him, I begin to read him his rights
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in and outside of a court of law and we'll be sure to twist your words at every given opportunity."
>"Wait, what?"
"You have your right to silence, take it, shit-heel. Anyway, you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney - and that's no big surprise - one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you or do I need to speak them in jive?”
>"Yeah yeah. Hey, can I get a sexy attorney?"
"Uh, sure."
>"In a dancer outfit?"
>I stare at him long and hard, going over the legal process in my mind
"Yes."
>The senate was just a bunch of interpretive dance and loud squawking noises anyway
>Must be their mating ritual or something
>"Hey, am I gonna be on Galactic Star Hip Hop?"
"You wanna take some selfies?"
>"Fo sho."
"And quite the show it will be!"

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>>171221210
>Taking out my projector droid, I set it up in front of us and start the usual spiel of PSAs for all the kids to admire my dedication to justice, striking poses all the while
"And remember kids, don't mess with the best! I can spot you being naughty from over a kilometer away and have over 300 confirmed shit-heel arrests. For truth and justice!"
>Mentally writing myself off another pay raise as the poster boy for justice, I pat my charge on the shoulder
>The precinct will probably go easy and give him a slap on the wrist, considering it was a minor offense and he unwittingly paid community service with another educational holo-vid on how crime doesn't pay
>Unless you're me, in which case it pays pretty well, not to mention the free dental
>Wink wink
>Join the fucking force, you lazy shit eaters
>It seemed like just another smooth arrest, little did I know I'd be seeing this young man again soon and under much different circumstances

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>>171221407
"FREEZE, SHIT-HEEL!"
>"Oh, uh, 'sup officer cherry-cheeks?"
"Only my mother calls me that! And my lovers! But that was a one time thing! Shut up!"
>He gulps, a nervous sweat wetting his brow
"Thought you could pull the wool over my eyes, eh? Poor little refugee just trying to scrape by! But I know a druggie when I smell one!"
>"Now hol' up-"
"No, you hold up! What're you selling? Reefer? Crack? Smack? Horse? Ex? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my city? I don't think so!"
>I kick his burning barrel aside
>Why the fuck is he slumming it for warmth?
>It's a warm and sunny day in front of the senate building, as always
>In my righteous and justifiable rage, I fail to notice the shit-heel pull a gun
>Gee, shit-heel, how come your mom lets you have two guns?
>Fuck

>>171218739
>Tile man
Wat

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>>171221681
"You're under arr-!"
>I feel my temple explode in fire as he painfully whips me with one of his pistols, dazing me in the process
>I curse my rookie mistake as anger flashes through me
>Interrupt my heroic monologue, will you?!
>Rushing forward, I grab one of his wrists and knock the other away, leaving him open to CQC
>He reels with an uppercut to the teeth
>As he spits out blood from the fist of justice I just delivered, I don't give him even a moment's reprieve
>A knee to the face sends him to his knees, blasters flying
>The pitiful sight now groveling at me feet, I put one right through his head
>Shit
>This was supposed to be an easy bust
>I could have restrained him just then
>Another rookie mistake
>I'm a terrible cop
>Couldn't even stop the pedophile in the previous thread
>Even propositioned the little girl myse-
>I'm getting off track
>I needed to think and quick
>With the recent bullshit movements in the Republic, the senate will be all over my ass
>Halal Sharpton or whoever that faggot senator is will probably make all sorts of alien noises and there would be an uproar of thousands of species beating their chests and demanding justice for """"police brutality""""
>#notmyjustice
>Looking around in fear, I spot the usual crowd that sees everything that goes on around here
>Jedi selling wares, a squadron of troops, senators sniffing spice
>Good, no witnesses
>I had to be quick
>Taking out my tactical shovel, I prepare to commit a crime on the steps of Notre Dame
>Here my mistakes will buried, no one the wiser
>Just like everything else that's buried by """"decent people"""" in front of the senate building
>'Publica, fuck yeah

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>>171221941
>Soon, the dirt on me is covered with actual dirt
>Or more like magical bridge dust or whatever the fuck this stuff is made out of
>Fleeing the scene, I make my way back to the station, ever a shining example of Republic freedums
>Sadly the crime and my past would not stay buried for long
>For while on his daily walk, senator Imogh discovered the corpse while he was kicking up dirt over his freshly made turd
>The things that go on in front of the senate, I tell you
>Surely, this will cause a stir in the rest of the Republic's bowels
>To be hopefully never continued

So, who else cringed with each new post?

>>171222163
I was thoroughly enternained

>>171222163
That was awesome

I can't wait to see more. Great job. I needed this laugh

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>>171222163
>humour
>meta references
>memes
10/10

>>171221709
>he doesn't know

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>>171224108

>>171224108
>>171224326
Tile-rapist, where art thou? You are sorely missed ;_;

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>finally drop the chestpiece I want for my Warrior
>the collar moves with the head and clips to hell and back during cutscenes

>>171226125
It's a nice chest piece.
>BUT
There's always something.

>>171226392
It hurts how accurate this is.

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Thinking about playing this game for the stories.

Do the stories acually change at all based on light/dark side or is it just one off reactions?

Like if you're a dark side jedi, do other Jedis pick up on that after a while? Or vice/versa for Sith?

How about the non force classes?

>>171226125
Try the pubside Synth grade 9 tank gear.
THE
WORST
clipping I have ever seen, and I have seen some shit.

>>171227330
Being a LS SW or a DS SW impacts a character in their story
Being a DS JK isn't really brought up until the end
Depending on alignment depends on what title you get as an Inq in their story

>>171227974
LS = Imperius
Neutral = Occlus
DS = Nox
idk if it's decided based on choices or actual alignment at that point.

>>171227330
Both, it depends on the class.

Agent has the most deviation and effect on story depending on their choices, including endings. It still largely follows a linear story line, however. They're all like this.

You can effectively be locked out of choices or open to new ones depending on your alignment. Warrior is a good example of this, being the second most deviating.

After chapter 1, the dialogue for Bounty Hunter can completely change depending on if you choose to be a Mandalorian or not, but the story itself doesn't change.

Then there are stories like Trooper or Consular that will take you through your predestined story no matter what with little deviation except at choice points. You can act like a complete retard as a Trooper and it will matter little in the end.

>>171226125
>Tfw other from the occasional hair clip my characters outfit is perfect
Feels good

>>171228124
It's based on alignment
The same with SW

>>171228209
post it then

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>>171222163
that was gold

>>171227974
I felt like Dark Side Jedi Knight was pretty good. I got called out on occasion for being a Dark Jedi.

>>171227974
>Being a LS SW or a DS SW impacts a character in their story
>LS SW
Oh yeah you get to feel smart and manipulative but everyone thinks you're a ds sw banging their way through everything.

>>171229625
>Be a smart and cunning honorable LS SW
>Everyone thinks you're a common thug

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how do i be Space Dredd? anything that looks like this?

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>>171230496
RK-6 Starforged blaster

>>171230496
No

>>171206313
Trooper is one of the better stories for pubs.

>tfw dark side smuggler affects nothing

i just want to be a badass space pirate

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Let's get ready for disappointment.

>>171231959
>All those bad animations
Thought I was playing TOR for a spell

>>171231959
>implying
Titty Ninjas 2 comes out tomorrow. I have no time for such plebian entertainment.

>>171231903
>Smuggler
>Badass of anything

I'm just amazed he's even alive.

>>171234734
Is Smuggler the most incompetent class?

>>171231959
>>>/meg/

>go to the SWTOR general forums to see what important stuff people are talking about
>First thread I see is titled 'Can humans and togruta cross breed?'

alright /swgg/, you need to take a break from the SWTOR forums for a bit

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>>171228451
Good morning Son

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>>171234871
Those are important questions. Though it is nothing that sith alchemy wont fix.

>>171230496
Let me see if I can make something. I have practically every armor so if I can't do it it can't be done. brb

>>171235264
WHY IS ASHARA SO SMUG

That guy that wanted to do the Yavin walker worldboss still around?

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>>171230496
>>171235356
This is as close as I can get.

>>171235264
Indeed those are important questions since Twileks are just discount Togrutas.

>>171236721
Alliance Reconnaissance Helmet might also be a good fit.

>>171236721
doesn't look anything like it.

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>tfw no loli characters in TOR
>tfw can't bang underaged twi'lek slavegirls

So any sluts on imp fleet (or pub)? I just got off work and I want to throw some credits at some whores (ebin of course)

>>171239415
Outlander Fixer chest in black/black vaguely resembles it

>>171239829
if you can't find a slut imp side on ebin you need to kill yourself.

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>>171239829
what do you think?

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>>171239829
more sluts

>>171235817
She knows she's the best girl.

>>171241348
I just finished the inquisitor story. She's probably number 3 for me, and I haven't done the JK or trooper stories yet

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>>171240636
>Daughters of Darkness
I don't play IMP on EH but avoid that Daemony bitch, shes seems like a literal retard and says some really stupid shit in pvp like accusing me and my mates of hacking all while typing like shes a BR. Same goes for her friend, Kihoko is her name or something

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>You received 12 credits.

Some are born great (Knight in Scourge's vision)
Some achieve greatness (Inquisitor gaining power from ghosts and learning the various rituals)
Some have greatness thrust upon them (Warrior becoming the Emperor's Wrath)

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>>171242972
Great. Even the Br? Br? Br? make it to TOR?

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>>171244520
>tfw you are from Argentina and see this

>>171244520
an ERP'ing BR, now thats a scary thought

>>171244781
Tell me about it. I don't want to get AIDS

>>171244727
dem nips tho

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>>171245065
I know

>>171244520
What are the Brazilians of TOR?

>>171245359
Marauderps

>>171245456
Are sents/maras the huntards of sector?

I just came back to this game after quitting back in 2012, I made a new Jedi Knight and have so far reached level 58. I also subbed and have a free boost, any ideas what class to use it on?

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>>171220579
>>171220768
>>171220969
>>171221210
>>171221407
>>171221681
>>171221941
>>171222163
Nice, anon. Nice. We should do this again sometime.

>>171246159
Boosting is pointless since the majority of content is pre kotfe

>>171246041
In a way. Both attract the retards, but unlike hunters, Marauders are fairly complex to play.

>>171247020
Not if you're Carnage.
Sure, mastering it is pretty difficult, but it's easy to spam Massacre while you're waiting for Gore/Ferocity/Berserk/Battering and your DevBlast proc to come off CD.

>>171246740
Fair enough, I suppose I'll just level normally. Does the boost disappear if my sub runs out or is it there until I decide to use it?

>>171247642
The latter.

>>171246740
You boost one character the moment you start getting alliance supply crates as rewards to get free shit for your actual characters.

>>171248170
That is:
>start getting alliance supply crates
>make lv65 boost toon
>give crates to boost toon
>open crates with boost toon
>give loot from crates to actual toons
>(optional) periodically delete and recreate your boosted toon, in case you forget that it was, in fact, a boosted toon.

>>171249127
Wait, why not open the crates on your "actual characters"? Why send it to your boosted character?

>>171250156
>Sending good, time invested characters through the shitshow that is KotFE

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>The darkside control the galaxy
>the force is in balance
>the lightside controls the galaxy
>the force is in balance
where are all the darkside edgemasters?!?! RRREEEEEE

Why can't we transmog weapons in this game? What's the point in buying a cartel market weapon if you can't even use its skin?

Coming back to the game after a while. I have 545 CC after buying the things I cared about. What's the best way to convert this into money? I notice I can buy an eradicator mask for 50% off, will waiting a month and selling it give good value? I've got like 300k total credits right now.

>>171252034
What's the point? After the starting planet you can wear your favorite weapon and buy mods.

I'm leveling a Focus Guardian right now and I'm just reading that they're bad for end game.. am I going to have to reroll if I want to do stuff?

I was thinking about making a commando but I've heard they're sorta brainless is that true?

>>171252320
They're still okay, somewhere in the middle of dps.

Gunnery commando is one of the easiest specs to play and has top tier damage.

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>Have to turn into a full blown terrorist to get Koth to leave and kill him

And here I though being rebel scum was bad enough.

>>171254107
>koth

ree

>>171255001
It's amazing how they managed to create such universally hated character.

Is swtor pvp any decent now? Still active?

>>171257757
>Minigames

>>171257807
If its a minigame now then there's my answer. The game is utter shit in every aspect but at least the pvp was fun. Is fucking dota and league of assfaggots my only option for active rpg pvp? Really?

>>171257757
Gsf is fun but it takes a little bit to git gud. PvP is fucking broken and the majority of the time you get grouped with idiots

>>171258198
Last I played GSF it was an utter mess with 15 minute queues. Still only got like 45 people playing it in total?

>>171257807
Minigamers ruin everything they touch.

>>171258429
Depends on your server

does imperial agent have the same story for both adv classes? (sniper and operative)

I like the espionage for sniper so far, was wanting to do it for operative next

>>171260447
Advanced class doesn't affect story. It's just matter of how lore friendly you want to be.

Well, I just had the most horrific pug experience of my life. GF SnV, someone didn't understand how fucking group finder even worked, then we (somehow) couldn't do the first fucking boss.

So, how was your day /swgg/?

>>171260908
>So, how was your day /swgg/?
Springtime allergies, everyfuckingwhere.

>>171260908
i don't even play SWTOR that much anymore

in the past week i've spent maybe a total of an hour playing

i want new star wars games for fucks sake

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The BBA speeder is cool, I just wish its special effect was a flourish I could use more than once every minute.

And no, captcha, I want to toss out as many seeker probes as I can at high speeds. That's the point.

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>Koth rhymes with Hoth
at last my hatred for this character has come full circle

>>171259857
All the servers are merged when it comes to queues so no it does not.

>>171264840
really? Then I no longer have a reason to be on harbnigger

Fuck yeah

I hate that server. Oh wait. That means the rage-a-holics now are going to be in every fucking mini-game.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>171264840
>GSF has cross server
WHAT??? REEEEEEEEEE

After Darth Arkous kept trying to stroke my ego in the pre Rishi Shadow of Revan flashpoints I knew something was wrong. Death to all traitors.

Is the most played class Rep side Commando? It feels like it to me, I generally see whole packs of Troopers on the Fleet on Ebon Hawk server.

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>notice how female character's knees twitch outwards on taxi speeders
>almost like they're grinding their crotch into the seat

>>171158584
>when you're on Ziost and the planet is dying but all you want to do is make a music video
https://youtu.be/qFLhGq0060w?t=2m55s

>>171268725
That song is pretty catchy.

>>171268725
>daft punk daterape another black singer and make a song about it

lel

>>171254107
>caring about zapoolans

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>put a lightning tuning on my unstable saber
>$80 saber

:^)

>>171249127
Should I buy 3 Grand Nightlife packs for 30 mil, or should I buy a Manipulator/Vigilant Defender/Stalwart Leader Hypercrate for 30 mil?

>>171270285
The Nightlife Packs are 8 mil each, I might just buy one.

>>171270390
Waste of 8 mil, nevermind.

>>171270658
get your ass up and dance. One of those sluts earlier in the thread made over 9 mil dancing in fleet. so giddy up and make that money back.

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>>171270857
That doesn't work on Harb, anon.

>>171271140
that's pretty nice. I take it you didn't get that fat stack of credits shaking your booty in fleet?

>>171271283
I sold a Sith Recluse set for 95 and a fancy deco for 45.

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>>171270065
absolute madman

How often does the strap tuning drop?

just wondering if i should spend some CC on crates or save up credits and buy from GTN

>>171272690
Not enough to rationalize buying crates.

What server are you on? If Harb, they're 1 to 2m and that's about two characters worth of the quick heroics list that's been posted recently. You can knock that out in roughly an hour's worth of work.

>>171273092
Red eclipse


Couldn't find the list for pubbies

I use blaster rifles


As commando

>>171274564
gross

>just need captured Udo Ensh to complete Bounty Contract achievements
>is like the rarest henchman of all of them
Fuck

Are all the burgers asleep?

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>tfw nasty af flu

I just want to eradicate xenos goddamnit

>>171277748
>Eradicating cute alien girls

Heretic.

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>>171277418
no way, fag

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>>171277418
I was "busy"

>>171278427
Disgusting

>>171279782
What is disgusting about liking girls?

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>>171280175
there aren't enough penises involved

>>171280175
If it's not red (pureblood), white (human) or blue (chiss); it's cancer and must be removed.

>>171280357
What if she is red, white, blue togruta?

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I miss it.

>>171280531
You kill it and put it's head on a pike.

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Lick my boots, xeno lovers!

>>171282078
>>171282445
It's time to go to bed, Jaesa.

>>171251032
wut server?

>>171264840
Lies and slander. Post proof.

>>171268083
Yeah, but only because it's the FotM class.

>>171268463
Noticed they generally sit very slightly right of centre and lean left a bit
Bugs me a bit

>>171271140
Are you the guy who was like "guess my number between 1 and 100"?

>>171274998
Pretty much
Aside from the times I saw him to get the achievements, I've never seen him. Aja Novar is also pretty rare.

>>171282445
Feel Havoc firepower! >>171209835

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>>171282819
>Jaesa

Pls, that's borderline insult.

Is there a game with more kinds of weapons, such as Lightsaber-pikes, Crossguard Lightsabers, etc?

>>171277748
>By the will of the Empire you will be PU-cough cough cough hack cough sniffle COUGH COUGH sniffle

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>when you play against utter scrubs

>>171286605
ooh, is this that new biochemical weapon we've been developing

>>171286846
Seems someone released it into the throne room
I smell a traitor to the Empire