/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>be IAA
>massive rev sparks up between Hos/Captain vs. Hop/Personel
>centcomm says they're sending an arbitrator over
>prepare my case file with heaps complaints, photos, and transcripts while I wait in the courtroom
>arbitrator never arrives, centcomm ends up sending a new captain

>>170727185
1. What kind of vents
2. How did you configure this filter, was it even on?
3. Those scrubbers are blue, meaning they don't scrub o2 and your cooling seems to be o2 so eventually your cooling is empty and all o2 is in the chamber

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>HoS wants revenge on the HoP at roundend
>Starts shooting up the shuttle
>Expects me to help him

>>170727454
What the hell was even going on?

>be engineering borg
>admin crayons attacking me for a bit
>go to make an engine
>TEG set up
>shrug and go to do SME
>generate 150MW after a while
>admin crayons possess the SME
>shard does backflips and turns rainbow for a bit
>a divine sign it needs MORE POWER
>more power
>upgrade the fucker a whole bunch
>pray for a crystal
>get crystal
>admin tells me to put it in
>worried about ZAS and such
>get sharded as i expected
>resurrected for autism
>get 1GW
>the rest of the shift is boringly quiet
>crew had some sort of control dispute
>contemplate wiring 1GW to the grid and ashing everything
>but ASIMOV
>quietly wait for the shuttle
>3 hours of vamp again
ugh

can we get a jobban on this retard?

>>170727417
>>170727185
Passive vents are ass. Use vents. But since those shut off in blackout events, you want to use H/E pipes or thermal plates with just a couple vents to get pressure in the chamber

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>non-antag kidnapping

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>IAA tries doing his job
>Captain stops him because there is a risk of his comdom position getting removed from him
>Is mad when a revolution happens

>>170727510
I couldn't tell you half of it.

Long story short: I'm pretty sure the HoS and Captain were shitters.

>>170727560
Make a ban request.

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Cool dat plasma

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>>170727531
oh i forgot

>>170727282
Put coins into the NanoMeds

>>170727640
no u

>be assistant
>promoted to Captain
>real captain joins, stuns me and strips me off all my things and leaves me outside bridge
>Become IAA, try writing a report to centcomm
>He keeps interrupting me and trying to get me to do things besides write the report, doesn't care that I answer to centcomm not him
>comes into my office in a chicken costume and shoots me, takes my report TWICE
>Turns off my fax equipment, sets me to arrest
>Finally get an answer from centcomm, tell me to get Heads to sign a demotion form
>get two heads to sign it, while meeting with HOS I'm arrested, the Captain is there
>straight jacketed and muzzled in perma with nothing on me
>get out thanks to an officer, get caught and the same thing happens
>people realize the Captain is shit, fight a revolution in my name
>taken to a place behind brig medbay by HOS so I'm not found
>laws changed to make me the real Captain by someone
>Captain orders me executed

I AM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF OR HIM ONE OF THEM

chicken stuff was kind of funny though

>>170727701
How many emitters?

BAN THEM
BAN THEM ALL
BAN ALL NEW NAMES
GOD I HATE THEM SO MUCH
>68 PLAYERS
NUNGWEUGNWRUGNWRUGWNGONWRUIGBWRIHBWEIHBIHWRBFIHWEBGIRHWBGHIWRIWYRBGWIRGIOWRUNVWORUNRGGRBGUWRNWRIUGNWROUGNWRUON

>>170727709
can like mechanic guy or someone copy pills in their magic copy machine if I give it to them? that would be so awesome, but it probably isn't possible

>>170727813
Being an IAA was hell that round. Did we get linked on reddit or something? What's going on?

>>170727560
>>170727605
Did you's Ahelp?

>>170727785
i ordered about 40 because thats as much as four tens and thats terrible

but i only used about 20 of them and honestly the issue wasnt the emitters it was chilling the plasma to ungodly temperatures such that each collector produced 110MW each

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You fucked up here, anon.
You should've used uvents.

>>170727873
I (IAA) didn't ahelp because I just naturally assumed they were antags. They weren't.

>>170727659
>below absolute zero

>>170727950
uvents or injectors would have worked, yeah.

CAN SOMEBODY MAKE A BAN REQUEST ON THE HOS?
AND ON THE CONDOM TOO
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THIS IS MY FIRST BUTTHURT SINCE 2015

I will never forget this round as sec

>>170727560
since you probably didn't ahelp, gather logs and make a ban request on the forum. Thread shitposting does nothing.

>>170727993
Nigga you drunk.

>>170727845
Who knows. Maybe? I know the mechanic can apparently scan mysterious dice so who knows.

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>want to play on low pop
>wake up at 19:00

>>170727993
plasma is a wonder material known for breaking physics, mutating animals and causing pan-galactic corporations to meme over comms when they get bored

>>170728018
Making the Captain's now.
>>170727873
Pracedora said "seems like it's been escalating", but IAA(me) didn't escalate it, the retarded Captain did. ALl I did was write my report, I didn't do a revolution or nothing.

>>170728087
If you kill everybody and mash dat mf recall button the pop will go as low as you flow.

>>170728024
Which were you?

>>170728091
>>170727993
absolute is -273 you dinglebat.
It must have taken forever to get the pressure required to fill tanks at that temperature.

CAN WE DOXX TO DEATH THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE LINKING OUR SERVER SOMEFUCKINGWHERE
SHIT'S GETTING VERY ANNOYING

>>170728107
Yeah, that entire round was insane. I was also an IAA, and when the Captain realized I was getting the heads together to demote him, they temporarily set me to arrest. Then, when I returned to my office, my airlock had been destroyed, all the pens and paper were gone, and it was filled with sec officers wielding batons as though it were a security outpost and not my office.

>>170728249
miners -> cooling loop pumping around a 1x1 cell through space constantly -> volume pump to siphon it

>two shit shows in a row

top wew

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3614

>>170728219
Marko

>>170728664
W E W
E E
W E W

>>170728772
How was the vampire-rev-lite from your perspective. Mind greentexting your whole round?

>>170728664
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3614]
>press refresh
>already deleted
really makes the noggin' boggin'

>>170728506
yes but the pressures at -272 are so low, if you go like over 50kpa it will only cool to like -271, so you're constantly working in minuscule numbers

>>170729021
what was it?

>>170727751
>doesn't care that I answer to centcomm not him

This is the main problem with IAA as a concept, and why it's so misplaced in this game.

If there's no admin-backed or even game mechanics-backed basis for the function of a job, and that job relies 100% on anyone or everyone "playing along", it's completely meaningless and does not work.

IAA as it stands requires server rules and admin protection of its stated power, authority, and access, which it doesn't get.

Even if it did get it, it would still be shit because that's too much necessary handholding from meta-game elements.

The job needs to be reworked to not require RP play-along, and to not require admin intervention just to function at a basic level, or it needs to be removed.

>>170728664
Did the admins seriously delete it? Wow.

To answer a question from the previous thread (it got asked a second before thread got pruned), you get timerelease pills from the premium section of the medical vending machines. Just put a coin in any of them, and it should pop up. I've barely ever used them, and you can just get away with having a pill bottle full of water pills and potass pills if you wanna use those.

>>170729021
Surfer felt bad because they thought they'd get permabanned, and deleted it.

>>170729381
surfer is a retard

>play on lowpop
>it's ded and things aren't happening and everyone is running around with allaccess and meming, and eventually one of the antags murderbone and smele

>play on middlepop
>it's comfy, have time for gimmicks and roleplay, things are happening and the round lasts ~2 hours, the perfect length

>play on highpop
chaos and ahelps and hell and no fun to be had

>>170729494
>decide to quit for a few months
>server goes to shit immediately after

glad i dodged that one

>>170729546
t. Bill

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Love and Hate tier-
Yahir Kepplinger

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer
Curtis Abernathy

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

-Bird Next Door tier-
Tahki

>>170729361
Admins didn't delete that. The person making the request did.

I enjoy vox nurses

>>170728860
>late join as sec
>some shit is going on with cap hos and hop
>they try to murder eachother
>take hos side because did not now what happend before i arrived
>protect him
>see hop in ai upload
>walk in and wanted to ask what he was doing
>he just taze me before i said anything
>get out of the upload and take full hos side because i taught the hop was the shitter
>someone try's to kill the hos
>kill him and dump him into disposals
>later try to fend off the brig siege
>get tazed, cuffed and brought to the bridge
>get later released
>still think the hos is in the right
>help him out of perma
>kill clownHos because he saw as
>arm ourself and get to the shuttel to kill the hop
>hos just start random shooting into the mass
>I only get one shotgun round into the hop and he backs off into the shuttel bridge and bolts it
>heal the hos up and then the shuttel docked
>Round end

>>170728013
Passive vents are literally just injectors set to max

>>170729753
I don't see Wayne Kent I think you've made a mistake in your list

>>170729185
Garrus's much deserved ban request, too bad Salamandoo deleted it.

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Reica Carter
Lisa Tovir
Mallory Brooks

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Megurine Luka
Rin Fukuimoto
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Alice Conrad

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Julia Brandt
Raphaella Beckett
Naomi Williams
Angelite Entyshak
Angel Hawke

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Emilia Davidson
Brooke Burns
Hyun Ae

-Want for Their Body tier-
Trinity Prewitt
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Lyra
Ivy Stocker
Felicity Rivera
Kaylie Morgan

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Avada Colander

-Girl Next Door tier-
Rina Visser
Ashe Mallory
Annie Rodgers

-Bird Next Door tier-
Rail Kinson
Hachi

Wasn't Carsh's ban going to expire in the 14th? Why is it gone?

>>170729993
>You want to be unbanned on the 14th? I can do that. I'm going to treat that as a self requested ban, and it can be lifted early should you request it.
Because his appeal got accepted and the rest was his own request.

>>170730094
>permabanned
>actually let's reduce it to one month because you appealed
>actually let's remove it now because you wanted it

>>170729901
>someone try's to kill the hos
>kill him and dump him into disposals

>help him out of perma
>kill clownHos because he saw as

>hos just start random shooting into the mass
>I only get one shotgun round into the hop and he backs off into the shuttel bridge and bolts it

you can't just go running around killing people, man. follow Space Law and SOP. If someone can only be taken down lethally, don't dump their body in disposals, either. That's really really shady.

>>170730094
Pain is a cuckold*

>>170730209
did you actually think it would be any other way anon?

>>170729909
i thought passive vents attempted to equalise the internal pressure of the pipe with the pressure of the room they're in.

>>170730337
God, I hoped it would be.

>>170729742
>e-everyone who doesn't like me is bill
you aren't as likable as you think

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>>170729950
I am not your waifu, and I resent the fact that I am even on this list.

>>170730471
You don't even know who I am fag.

>>170730471
That was not me who posted it, I do not care if you think I am retarded or no.

>>170727950
>>170728013
Uh, there are more problems than that
>Glass is on the inside meaning plasma can break it (FUCK)
>No knots visible under radiation collectors
(this might just be a graphic error though?)
>Bothers to go to 10 thermal plates but only one gas sorter, meaning maximum speed is 4500KPA (the two vents 'injecting', therefore, don't matter because it's capped by the bottleneck) instead of laying gas sorters in manifold tandem

But you're trying so you know, that's the important part

>>170730209
How long have you played on this server? Permaban means "with indefinite length." That's not new. Carsh appealed that after a period of time (I think it should have been denied solely based on the date since it's only been just over 2 months, but the point stands) and Pain accepted it. With a lot of luck, Carsh won't be a braindead fuckwit when it comes to silicons again. If he is, Pain will perma him from the probation and you'll all get to shitpost about the other side of the coin.

>>170730359
Nope, they're one-way out vents, that have no pressure limits

>>170729901
>kill him and dump him into disposals
what the fuck are you doing as a security officer

that's a job ban

>>170729950
>people like this poster are on the same server as I

G A R R U S

>>170730598
I hope to see Kingston back, it was weird to see him just being a regular player instead of the monster he was painted out to be.
Then he was magically banned again.

>>170730519
Get ready to be restrained and ass fucked in the interrogation room, you slut

>>170729753
I am not sure how I ended up on that list.

>>170730676
>regular player

He's a fucking awful player and it's what led to him "magically" being banned again

>garrus singulooses
>admins can not find anything in the logs
>He goes free

when is this shitter getting banned.

>>170729381
>Like 7 murders happen as a result
>Well gosh I feel bad maybe I shouldn't

>>170730803
how does he keep getting away with it

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>>170730756

>>170730219
Fuck off troll. Come for blood, don't bitch when it's yours.

>>170730471
>yeah, nerd people don't like you, that wasn't me, Bill, who posted that, it was someone else!
>I also know it was you who posted that previous post, salmandoo, haha I got you know!

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>>170729950
>risque workplace escapades tier
>risque
UNPROFESSIONAL, ANON

but true

>>170730798
Nah he wasn't awful. I passed by and talked to him often and he did nothing out of the ordinary

>>170730209
Permabanned isn't perma, it's you can't just wait it out. You gotta make up some bullshit to get back in.

>>170730946
Huh? I'm not trolling, and I don't know what you mean. That round, I was an IAA, and I did not attack a single person that round, stun weaponry or otherwise.

Best font for being able to read what the fuck everyone is saying?

>>170730809
If you're so upset about it why don't you make the ban request?

>be nuke OP
>Garrus releases the Singulo as nonantag in an innovative way, evading the logs
>Arrive on the station with 5 minutes on the shuttle timer

>>170731096
Wingdings

>>170730219
>running around killing people
I know I did some shit, but I did not just killed random people I saw, only tryed to protect myself and the hos

>dump their body in disposals
I admit this was really shitty from me but in this shit show i just wanted to make a fast dispose so they don't come back minutes later for revenge

>>170731096
comic sans

>>170730946
we leddit now, holy fuck.
the worst part of this invasion is that the veteran players that know how to play it right start playing like bigger shitters than the refugees

I aspire to one day make the waifu lists

>>170730969
but you're doing the same shit right here
guess you really gotta asslick to get that waifu pussy, anything to defend your fair maiden

>>170731161
Because I killed like 3 people in my quest for peace and order

>>170731282
You have to self shill and flirt

I've been playing a female static for 2 years and never got waifued because I don't post about myself in the thread or type ~~~~~ after everything

Not that I'm trying to, the only reason I still use this static is for my metaclub benefits

>>170731678
It doesn't really matter. Play a department where many people will interact with you and play it competently. That's all it takes for the lonely and the desperate to latch on.

>>170731678
despite being a massive faggot i surprisingly don't self-shill and still get waifu'd

life is strange

>>170731378
Sorry then.

>>170729840
>Makes a huge fit in deadchat
>Promises that he will ban request
>MAKES the ban request
>Suddenly he feels sorry for the guy

Yea dude totally legit, either admins are trying to defend the shitter or surfer is a huge pussy.

>>170729742
>guy says surfer is a retard for pulling the ban request on garrus back
>guy must be garrus
what

>>170730670
>>170730803
He's honest to god the worst player on this server.
>only uses captain for all access, the armor, and the captain's laser
>validhunter extrordinaire
>uses the fucking ATMOS SUIT when he plays sec and occasionally on captain
>bitches in an attempt to ban someone every game in OOC at the end of the round
>god knows how many times a round he ahelps
>takes people that he KNOWS aren't antags out of the round at every chance he gets
>creepy as fuck around waifus
>shittiest engineer of all time (singulooses, shards delaminate, never repairs breaches)
>his entire personality revolves around shitty /pol/ memes
I go on /pol/ sometimes and find some of the jokes funny myself, but Jesus fucking Christ literally every sentence out of him is some rambling about Jews and niggers or attempting to secure banvalids.

>>170732698
manrena you dip, not everything is about you, garrus

>>170732764
He's protected by the metaclub, you can't touch him.
For some reason the /pol/ shitposters in the discord love him, but he's so stupid.

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>>170732659
More or less. I'd been linked to it shortly after it was made and then people were almost immediately saying it was deleted. I thought it had just been moved, but nope.

Can we nerf the fucking birdniggers already?

>>170732887
why would morena post about surfer? do they even come here?

>>170732937
Were you watching deadchat?
Or just read the logs, I'm pretty sure he got "talked down".
Seriously just check deadchat on the logs you are in for a treat.

>>170733358
Neither, I literally just got linked to the ban request thread (which itself had no logs) and then it was gone

>>170729753
>Rick sticky not devil tier
He stole my heart...

>>170733536
Nice post, Ricky.

>>170732764
He needs a big fat rule 0 ban

>>170733598
t. ricky

>>170732764
Sounds like Mike Cari

>>170733923
Nice post, Ricky.

>Garrus singulooses
>No ban

I didn't believe the metaclub till now.

>>170735889
postlogs

>>170736148
Literally last round.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-8KujxNfCw

I'm on a quest to make the poutine citadel. Is there a way to get snow besides spessmas, the metaclub easter egg, xenobiology, and that one specific vault? I know you can get a snowman from the antag miner belt, but that's way too specific.

Did that guy who made the cute mini SME in derelict ever post how he did it like he said he would? Can't find it in any recent topics.

>>170732980
in what way?

>>170736585
I'll tell you how
>put injector/vent to fill oxygen
>scrub out plasma with layered scrubbers
>cool the shard with layered h/e

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>>170736849
>active cooling

Nice meme.

>>170729950
But I dont like wearing pants!

>>170737061
>h/e pipes are now active cooling
Fucking egg man must be behind this

>>170735889
garrus is a massive faggot but it was an issue with the powernet and apparently if you set up the singularity before other enginetypes it autolooses

still ban him anyway please

>88 players

>>170738016
THREE
WHOLE
PLAYERS

>>170738016
How many in the discord though?

radiation damage shouldn't count as toxin damage
i fucking hate seeing greyshirts busting into medbay to chug anti-tox pills after diving on radstorms

>>170739485
Radiation damage doesn't "count" as toxin damage, it causes toxin damage

Dumb newfag

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>>170739485
>Not jumping into rad storms to get a lucky mutation

hoverboard artifact when?
>battery powered
>works like a janicart
>only spends battery to space walk
>not as fast as the firebird
>medium sized artifact

>>170741002
How would it move in space at all?
What would it be hovering over in space? Wouldn't that just be flying?

>>170731042
>slippy shilling for his shitter friend again
Fuck off faggot.
You're both shitters and need to stay gone. Kingston was an OOC-in-IC tier shitter with a retarded name in game and a retarded sec player to boot.

>>170741002
bay actually has space motorcycles for their ops equivalent

>>170741109
rule of cool

>>170741285
THEY WHAT
PORT WHEN

>>170741285
Jetpacks are cooler than motorocycles

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>>170741678
>Jetpacks are cooler than motorocycles

>>170741678
Wrong.
>/vg/pridefags will defend not having space-motorcycles instead of dinky little jetpacks because 'WERE NOT BAY!!!'

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Why are ninja dead?

>>170742663
>one person is all of /vg/
toss em into xenoarch here nigga, I'd love to see them

wouldn't fit our ops well though, since they're the elite units for a hostile conglomerate, as opposed to mercernaries

>not rolling in on space motobikes to steal dat fukken disk

>>170742847
shitcode and shitmode

>>170742965
>since they're blah blah blah muh lores
Who cares? /vg/lore borders on non-existent or retarded. I just operate off of cherrypickings from Bay and Urist's lores.

Which server had skateboards again, and how can we steal then?

>>170743076
it just seems wrong, you wouldn't see marines ride in on motorcycles to shoot up some dune coons

>>170743198
>marines
>flukes
>marines
'no'
They're fucking industrial terrorists, if anything the motorcycles are perfect for them

>>170742847
It was a mess of shitcode with its tentacles in everything, instead of using something standardized it had special exceptions on everything

>>170743319
bigass companies are basically the equivalent to countries in spess, at least on our serb

nuke ops are the elite unit for a bigass company

https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/16103879/23817823/30b6b158-0607-11e7-9b01-3c7560b6c43a.gif

>>170736585
apparently they got injured hiking the other day and 4chan has fucked their ISP so they can't post it yet

>>170736585
>Did that guy who made the cute mini SME in derelict ever post how he did it like he said he would? Can't find it in any recent topics.

He told me to tell you that 4Chan banned his ISP and he got injured hiking yesterday.

>>170743508
>for a bigass company
But the name changes every time
I might understand if you were fucking undercover Dan agents nuking the station for having too many getmore machines but you aren't
And it doesn't say 'syndicate', either
In fact, the only real allusions to the syndicate in the game itself are the voice lines for getting autotraitored and the Balloon/Soap

tldr; The Syndicate is a retarded idea and Bay was right to get rid of it.

>You can only switch the song of a syndicate jukebox by pulsing the shuffle wire followed by pulsing a power wire twice
>The chosen song is random
>You can't choose the song directly
No fun allowed.

Discount Dan nuclear operatives and Discount Deathsquads when?

>>170743663
The syndicate is a conglomerate of different companies, aka a syndicate, not a company itself. Also Discount Dan's is not a part of the syndicate.

>>170743663
the syndicate's a conglomerate

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Asstrology confirmed more effective than cult.

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What was this autism, and why did it have all of engineering distracted and talking in riddles?

>>170744209
I enjoyed making butthead related puns at you guys

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>>170744209
shame the lab ended up such a mess by the end

>>170744209
you were a 10/10 chaplain. BTFO'd the cult, and still had time to do a funny gimmick

>>170743198
You wouldn't see motorcycles on a space station at all.

You wouldn't see a fireaxe either, but what the hell.

>>170736585
you can make a good SME with 2 tiles. On 1 tile there are HE pipes and an outlet, on the other one HE pipes and the shard.
I think you need to layer them since the update, before you could just go with 2 pieces of HE

>>170744361
the gimmick was mostly thanks to the borg for helping build the lab, and the assistants for getting the gimmick up and running

Progaming

>dreamweaver encountered an improper argument

>>170744209
I wish this spiraled further out of control to the point where you were doing more damage than the actual cultists.

just got banned for 72 hours because apparently avenging your dead son and bees "not a valid reason to kill someone"

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>>170744407
>You wouldn't see a fireaxe either, but what the hell.
Wrong

>>170744624
Good.

>>170744538
>dreamweaver is censoring arguments now
wow, even byond is tainted by the leftists and the mainstream media now. can't have a nice political argument anywhere

>>170744624
it's not enjoy your ban fag

>>170744283
You can order a janitoral crate.
The soap is also useful for slipping shitters/nuke ops

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>>170744674

>>170744624
Bees are a totally good reason to avenge someone

>>170744624
you didnt avenge your son, according to the ban he only kept you from saving him, not actually killing him

so what happened on the outpost last round? could someone greenttext their side of the story, I'm really curious.

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>>170744260
tfw i'm not in this picture even though i was there
tfw spent 145 minutes basically not existing

>>170744624
it's not

getting fucking killed by a dude is a valid reason to put that dude in crit in self defense, but if you're not an antag, taking revenge for someone is invalid.

>>170743586
>>170743590
darn how unfortunate . manly hobby though

guess ill just try other ones people have posted and see if they're as cute

>>170744407
Why the fuck wouldn't you see fireaxes on a space station ? A space station of that size would need emergency tools in case of fires, and a fireaxe is one.

And on a real space station of that size, you wouldn't see motorcycles, but you'd see vehicles to move around more easily. Assuming there's artificial gravity of some sort.

>>170744743
soap is OP as fuck if you want to powergame always have some in your pocket

>>170744743
that was how it started looking towards the last couple of minutes when the shuttle was docking, didn't have time to order soap

still i should have probably nicked a cleaner from one of the many places i passed through when scanning the station for cultists with the HoS

>notice some new vox suit sprites
>check github to see who sprited them
>their pull request had comments saying "you're killing the server by spriting these"
wew

SCOTLAND FOREVER

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>>170744820
>walk into medbay and light up the CMO
>start to walk away
>chemist pushes me down and blasts me with my own gun
>get him banned for taking revenge

>>170745016
vox are a pox

Why were robot farts removed again when we keep all farting and butt garbage stolen from Goon shit?

>>170744624
how much of a cunt do you have to be to ahelp that?
who fucking cares about murdering someone on the shuttle, plus there was an IC reason for it too

Is Serb sick?

>>170744917
>chopping down airlocks
no

>>170744624
according to the ban all he does was molest them which is okay so long as he doesnt erp them

>>170745079
the autistic static name chemist?

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>>170744209
wew

>>170745079
>banbaiting

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>>170745094
SonixApache, you really need to see a psychiatrist.

>>170745334
AI, security and the crew were on point really

Couldn't ask for an easier cult round as chaplain

>>170745354
vox a pox

>>170745334
Water tanks only cost $8 and you gotta stay hydrated anyway

>>170744917
Because it's a waste of space and has no actual use for fighting fires.

It reminds me of the PDA message from Doom 3, what the hell do you need chainsaws for in space? You can chop down barricades or windows, but that would just make the fire worse.

>>170745197
Can use it as a crowbar, a lever, a puncturing tool and for breaking windows. A fireaxe isn't used only to chop down doors. I bet you think military shovels are only used to shovel trenches too ?

>>170745548
Sawing through space insulation sheets, maybe

>>170731678
i don't flirt and I made the list, I'm honestly not sure why people latch on to me

>>170745673
>Can use it as a crowbar, a lever, a puncturing tool and for breaking windows.
See also: crowbars

>>170745673
Or you can use it to kill people.

Which is the only thing it is currently used for, barring the odd opening of an airlock without power.

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post some quality brig screenshots.

>>170731678
I play static appearance female so i can avoid getting anime hair, and not worry about people remembering a static name, but also getting the benefits of being a female

>>170745749
Crowbars are not good for breaking windows

>>170745949
This.

On that note, what is the best thing besides fireaxes?

>>170745749
Good lock puncturing a metal sheet using a crowbar. Plus if the argument that a fireaxe is a waste of space still holds true. Then why not use a tool that can do what a crowbar can AND more, thereby saving space ?

>>170745949
>>170746053
Crowbar and screwdriver are unstoppable.

>>170746106
Sure, just let me equip a crew with fireaxes in their toolbelts

>>170746106
AND more, meaning a better ability to slay people.

I don't actually have anything against random murderboner tools in the station, but I never thought it made sense to have one in the bridge.

>>170746217
A space station crew wouldn't carry tools around all the time. The fire-axe would be used in emergencies. Same reason actual firefighters don't carry it around all the time, they grab it when they need it.

>>170746341
>there's a fire
>it's an emergency
>better run all the way to the command access or engineering access fireaxe to break a window instead of using one of the hundreds of crowbars we have

>>170745354
I'm not that carbon valid hunting meme

>>170746340
To not get trapped in the bridge, because heads aren't meant to carry tools around at all times, bridge also starts with a multi tool meant for unlocking the case.

>everyone picks everything except sec, leaving them so understaffed they add a random grey as a ''cadet''
>complain about sec

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>>170745873

>loading crates off the shuttle
>decide since it's early in the round and nothings going on I'm fine to take a shit
>come back
>I suffocated and went to crit after nuke ops blew a giant fucking hole

>>170746669
I have everything set to medium its not my fault beyond can't into balancing departments

>>170746669
Sec is like literally playing babysitter, nobody wants to do it.

>>170746669
Maybe *****s shouldn't have shit all over them.

>>170746537
>I'm an engineer / atmos tech
>There's a fire on the other side of the station
>Shit better use this less effective crowbar I have in my toolbelt instead of using the much more effective tool that's RIGHT there.

>>170746669
I don't like playing sec because literally any move you make could get you banned.

Okay, so far we have
1: murder
2: not getting trapped in the bridge

what else can we use a fireaxe for? I'm genuinely curious. Can it be used in all ways a crowbar can? Like putting windows in?

>>170746938
This isn't true at all. That's something made up by shitters who play security and can't stop harmbatoning the fuck out of everything with or without a pulse.

>>170746991
Can they take down wooden barricades and such with more ease than other tool?

>>170747089
Yes

>>170746991
I think you can also butcher with it

The shitcurity is real. I stopped when I had a traitor tased and handcuffed and another officer arrived to claim his valid kill.

>>170747089
That's kind of cool, but the only place I know of with barricades is in the ghetto bar.
>>170747171
Not sure if this is more or less useful, but it is a valid function.

>>170747321
You make barricades, dimbo

>>170747321
not barricading up your autism fortress to avoid getting the succ.
O I'm laffin

>>170747364
Sure, you (or someone else) can. If you need to break past them in a hurry, are you going to run to engineering/bridge first?

>>170747498
I will if there are so god damned many that it's a fortress and being guarded.

Actually, now I think about it isn't the fireaxe just a resprite of the katana, with added crowbar functionality so there's an excuse to have it on the station in the first place?

how about sleeping chaplains can have visions?

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>>170746669
>implying I'm going to voluntarily put myself under about as much scrutiny as an AI at all times and make myself a target for log-diving greytide metagrudgers when I can just fulfill another vital role and address violent situations myself

>>170746835
>>170746938
what the fuck are you guys smoking? Sec is literal easymode and usually has the most action in the game. as long as you follow space law (hint hint, it's not that hard) no admin would ever touch you, and even if you are in doubt, just stun and cuff and bam, all your problems are now solved and you can take your sweet time to process the prisoner or read him a poem about how he shouldn't do it again. Coders have literally made sec an unstoppable force if they so much as apply 20% of their mental capacity. worried about emps? grab a non-lethal glock. worried about anything else? stun and buckle cuff. worried about dingalings? stun and buckle cuff and have your buddy stab their head off.

>>170747850
If it has more features, then it's not just a resprite, it's also not stronger than a pristine katana or claymore

>>170747914
>and have your buddy stab their head off.
This is the bit where you will have problems with admins, just because you're "worried" about changelings doesn't mean it's okay to chop a head off

>>170747850
t. axed a question

>>170748178
Pin them for a crime, sprinkle some zombie powder on him and take him to robotics

>>170747036
>>170747914
>policy apologists
shut the fuck up

Why does playing sec reduce antag chance for lings and vamps as well as tator? I can't think of a reason for all of them

>>170749230
More rigorous selection methods and background checks for security employees and loyalty implants

Also balance

>>170749230
it's supposed to make them "seem more trustworthy" or some silly shit but that hardly matters when every other player is going to actively resist anything security does regardless

>>170747914
>it's not hard

theorycrafting is all fun and games, but then someone complains about you to the admins.
That's the point where your entire history is scrubbed through to determine the exact time and date you farted in the wrong direction.
I've seen people jobbanned from warden because they iced very obvious cultists on the grounds of "You didn't prove they were cultists, first!"

>>170747036
>That's something made up by shitters who play security and can't stop harmbatoning the fuck out of everything with or without a pulse.
The whining shitters you speak of are the reason no one wants to play Sec. Sorry. Stop being so difficult to officers doing their jobs if you want more officers on the station.

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>>170747914
>be a c*der
>do it for free
>decide to exclude security from at least 3 game modes "the crew needs to be able to trust security!"
>decide to take it further by drastically reducing their chances of being an antag in every other mode
>wonder why you can consistently have 60 people ready up but only have one or even zero security members
>wonder why nobody wants to be the one security officer when it's cult or rev and they now have to fight dozens of people with no way to identify who's who at a glance
>wonder why nobody wants to be the one security officer when everybody who signs up after round start at the HoP's desk is obviously an antag who just wants a taser and cuffs
>"b-but they have shitty pistols now locked away in the back of the armory so it's still fun to be security!"

>be an admin
>do it for no monetary compensation whatsoever
>don't even play the game just observe
>spend all round punishing people OOC for minor IC grievences instead of letting security do their job like everybody else
>but do absolutely nothing when non-antag cargo techs break open and steal literally dozens of guns for no fucking reason every single shift
>get bored while observing at the one hour mark
>spawn in a mage
>mage can teleport and loot the armory within 10 seconds and there's absolutely no counterplay besides building a turret inside
>mage gets killed anyway
>this is boring for you
>spawn aliens
>crew is fed up and calls shuttle
>send it back with admin buttons because "we can't let the infestation spread you guys just go kill them all ;)" when in reality you just want to keep observing the deathmatch
>"b-but if you follow space law we won't bwoink you so it's still fun to be security!"

How are you enjoying your neo-vg? :)

>>170748178
This.
And the line is iffy, too. It's not just "stab their head off" that could get you banned, but the act of robusting and bullying people that can get you at least told to not play Sec until you git gud.
I barely have a handle on Engineering, so I imagine my Sec experience would be comical at best.

>>170749503
Real good balance when good sec players get shit on constantly until they change jobs or bassimilate with the bad sec players that are starting to flood the place .


Also how would you know a guy is a ling, I thought they just succ'd people right before the pods and then pretended to be them

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>>170749783
delete this misinformation or I'm gonna make faces at my monitor

>>170749783
The first one was dumb but that second one was painful

Is it powergaming to nab a multitool, powercell, and wires from EVA in order to hack the vends and get extra bloodpacks and rezadone every round as a chemist?

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>>170750102
>wonder why you can consistently have 60 people ready up but only have one or even zero security members
You'll keep wondering as long as you continue denying the reality of the situation

>>170750128
Yes but do it anyways there's no real reason not to if you're already thinking about it

>>170750054
you either walk in on them sucking someone, get stung while trying to arrest them elsewhere, or take a shot in the dark and risk getting banned.

>>170750212
I meant the second greentext about the admin was painfully true

So do flashes regenerate on borgs really slowly if in bed or is it some other way? Didn't seem to be recharging for me but I may have not spent long enough since I wanted to get back in the action.

So what exactly did avada do to get OOC banned? How does one even manage that?

>>170750354
shittery to the max when they were new, which is why a lot of people are still mean to them

that's what i was told at least

>>170750280
I meant from a L O R E perspective lings are like me and you i.e makes no reason why security can't be lings


As for dealing with them it absolutely suucs ass until you have rock solid evidence , yeah

>>170750354
>every 10 minutes
>"tfw no dominant borer to crawl into your pussy and give you orgasms while you are working" or some other lewd comment
>got warned if they did it again they would be ooc banned
>they did it again

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>>170750354
Have you ever listened to them have an autistic meltdown in deadchat?

>>170750601
You're thinking of Surfer

>>170750661
same person

>>170750593
Lingadings start a round having murdered the person they're replacing.

>>170750601
>>170750661
avada's autistic meltdowns have cooled down a lot because they're self-aware
surfer's have not

>>170750661
Today was the only time I have seen surfer go nuclear
And honestly, I don't blame them
That round was fucked

>>170750354
do you honestly have to ask such a question to a person like avada who when they were not a week old started randomly posting pictures of his own pink-haired human female and trying to come up with catchphrases to attentionwhore to praise himself as a waifu?

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>>170750661
While similar, no I'm definitely thinking of Avada who has been warned to cut out the tantrums and act like an adult.

when people here use the term autistic what exactly do they mean?

>>170750787
doing socially inappropriate things, or focusing on one task strongly without consideration for other things

>>170750601
I've seen them in deadchat, and I wish I never had. It wasn't like that, was it?

>>170750598
that's actually funny but yeah, really out of context.

>>170750786
Why hasn't Surfer been warned yet
>>170750743

>>170750947
There's no rule against being salty in deadchat

>>170750601
>Have you ever listened to them have an autistic meltdown in deadchat?
Yes, I have.

>"REEEE I DIED THIS IS SO STUPID"
>"REEEE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHAT IS THIS IDIOT DOING?"
>"You're such a cutie omg!"
>"You're CUTE~"
>"REEEE I DIED THIS IS SO STUPID"
>"REEEE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHAT IS THIS IDIOT DOING?"
>"You're such a cutie omg!"
>"You're CUTE~"
>"REEEE I DIED THIS IS SO STUPID"
>"REEEE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHAT IS THIS IDIOT DOING?"
>"You're such a cutie omg!"
>"You're CUTE~"
>"REEEE I DIED THIS IS SO STUPID"
>"REEEE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WHAT IS THIS IDIOT DOING?"
>"You're such a cutie omg!"
>"You're CUTE~"

>>170746669
>have comfy times in the bar, maybe redecorate or something
or
>spend the round chasing down shitters and cliched antags, having the greytide scream at me for brigging them for their crimes

I'll take the comfy Bar and RP, thank you very much.

A Hippie coder just died in a car crash.

Imagine your entire legacy being features coded for a shitty 2D atmospheric simulator server.

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>Wondering why EV* player Avada is OOC banned when they're infamous for stupid shit like "crawl inside my ear pussy"

>>170751086
i wonder if this is the same player who had pink hair and was wearing a dress chasing me (a mommi) around the shuttle trying to put me in a cage

>>170751086
>get called cute
>feels all warm and soft like butter on the inside
Every time.

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>>170750947
>>170751086
See the difference here? Everyone gets mad once in a while. Avada got mad enough that it took an admin to tell them to shut the fuck up.

>>170751208
You're probably thinking of Sohei, who isn't Avada but may as well be. It's currently unknown whose alt/bandodge account they are. Their account is only like 2 weeks old but they clearly have in-depth game knowledge.

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>>170751203
I can't be doing with this

>>170751086
why is it that medbay/greytide players have the biggest fucking deadchat meltdowns
shiggy and deadpool, yahir and spergay, avada and literally anyone
jesus christ what the fuck is with people who get autistic in deadchat and subject the comfiness of purple text to mounds of salt and autism

Someone needs to ban request Sohei from antags.

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Anyway back to the previous bait:

If you play sec and worry about getting banned you're a valid hunting piece of shit.

It's extremely easy to never get banned. Just follow space law. That's it. Don't fudge it, don't break it. Just follow the law.

>>170751445
Protagonist Syndrome.

>>170751424
nah it wasnt her. she's helped me get chems to put people to sleep instead of kill when on safeguard and the like so i have her name memorized

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>>170751206
>tfw I was the borer (s)he said that shit to
Oh god why

>>170751553
Then yeah, it was Avada. There are three snowflakes that wear those shitty dresses, and two of them have pink hair.

>>170751445
I don't even get why people lose their shit when they die in a game where death is as easy as opening a firelock.

Like, come on, this happens every other round at BEST. How didn't you get used to dying yet?

wish I called avada a cunt directly while I still could've desu

>>170751308
>get called a slut
>feels all warm and soft like butter on the inside

I wish I were joking

>>170751445
autism
all of those individuals and maany more obviously have severe autism and when severe autism comes into contact with other severe autism it creates a meltdown of epic proportions
speaking of which, does anyone have any screencaps of autists having bitch-fights in deadchat?

>>170751793
my man i do it at least once a round in gutter so he doesn't understand me

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twitch/ doodsrsly

>>170751718
See >>170751550

I only get kind mad when a ling kills me, because they (have to) hide the body really well

>>170751846
slut!

meet me in dorms in 30 minutes

>>170751545
even as a borg where you also have AI laws to listen to you can solve 99% of all problems with stun>cuff and never get bwoinked.
i dont see the issue either

>>170751691
really lame player then. being caged as a mommi would be hell and if a guy didnt drag the cage away from her she would've done it. cant ask to get out since even if you asked a mommi you'd be asking them to interfere

>>170751852
>gutter
Get that pleb shit out of here

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>>170751203
At least he'll be remembered in some capacity. Most people don't even get that.

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>When you realize there's a non human in your department and switch to Sol Common

>>170749783
>waaah, waaah, we need our ez valids and zero ability for antagonists to actually antagonize
the problem I find with sec is that it's too either to easy to stomp out antags, or they plasmasingulovbertransferbomb the station into kingdom come so the round ends.
>theory crafting
I'm talking from personal experiences and my experiences don't mark every round ever or every possible scenario ever. I try not to powergame myself, but I've seen many players, and even admins, powergame as officers to absolutely mind-boggling lengths making themselves nigh invincible. a sec officer is just as capable as a normal crew-member, he usually get's utmost asimov dick-suckings from the AI and his legion of unstunable sec offi- I mean """peacekeepers""" (even though frankly they shouldn't, the admins don't seem to particularly mind). the crew will almost never question the officers, and will go out their way to do what they ask. oh and they get multiple ranged stuns so there's no penalty for not being accurate, many of which now are unempable and fit in backpacks, and the get a free and powerful decapitation device that doesn't even take an inventory spot for them. sorry but I can't ever say security has it tough.

>>170752242
>stuck up tradeband ponces
smhtbhfam, have you ever worked a day in your life?
gutter is the language of real men

>>170752494
>wonder why you can consistently have 60 people ready up but only have one or even zero security members

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>>170749783
>>decide to exclude security from at least 3 game modes "the crew needs to be able to trust security!"
>>decide to take it further by drastically reducing their chances of being an antag in every other mode

>i can't have fun unless I'm allowed to be antag

>>170752556
I wasn't aware being an inbred space-hick or an illiterate criminal was a prerequisite to being a real man.

>>170752829
>wonder why you can consistently have 60 people ready up but only have one or even zero security members

>>170752630
>the problem I find with sec is that it's too either to easy to stomp out antags (which effectively turns the round into extended and makes your job useless), or they plasmasingulovbertransferbomb the station into kingdom come so the round ends.
better check that reading comprehension man

Gutter = blue collar, loyal nanotrasen employees. Knows the value of a credit
Tradeband = White collar, probably syndicate agents. Probably gets money from mommy and daddy

>>170752856
it is, if you're in space

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>>170752859
>>170752630
A round just started and there's 5 sec members on the manifest. Did you get dunked by sec or something?

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>>170753007
>barely enough players to cover the four security positions
>at peak hour on a saturday

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>>170753148

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>>170751545
Why are you constantly trying to shut down any discussion about this? There are clear, self-evident issues with the Security department and policies surrounding it irregardless of your personal tolerances to scrutiny.

>gutter
>tradeband
These plebs don't speak Sol common like a real human.

>>170752410
>speaking languages

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>>170752897
this
gutter is the language of a working man, even if his work isn't entirely legal, he's still a NT man at heart

>>170753316
>speaking bastard chinkglish
sol a shit, remove chink