Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for bean boipussy

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why aren't you watching SEA dota?

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why don't teams just run combo drafts?

combo always wins. always.

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>go to joindota
>it's full of no name gigawhos

this game's SO fucking dea dLMFAO

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I still believe Beans can do it.

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Nice game

Is there anyone still desperately claiming that the 700 patch didn't kill DotA?

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>Faceless is losing

DOTARDS ;_;

>>170683318
So that shows average players, which one could argue is good or bad about showing player count.

But our peak players have remained constant. There is really nothing to suggest the game is dying unless both are declining

B)ears will be tier 1 in the future

Why do i just not give a shit about playing Dota anymore?

I have played like 5 games the last 3 months

>>170683803
I have 5 games in the last year. It's more fun to watch then play.

>>170683803
because individual skill matters so little now

THEY ARE DOING IT

>>170684067
that patience from iceiceice

faceless look really op now
>out drafted
>still fking win

Reminder that my guys, Excretion and Mineskek have just recently won their matches.
Please clap, guys. Even if it's just for me

what are you fucking reetards watching stop watching tier TREE(3) dota neck yourselve sviolently my non-mans

>>170682869
>counter spell

>wagamemer can barely get 2k views
kek

>d2g can barely stay off page 10
kek

hi waga

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>>170685206
who is the jace of dota?

Dead fucking general even when esports is on.

>>170686883
Mary Sue character that never fucking loses and is clearly the creator's favorite character? Don't know really.

>tfw clq streaming with sluts
twitch tv/artmiss_7

>>170687000
He lost to Chandra.

Technically she ran from him but she stealing while he was trying to prevent her from getting away so it counts as a victory.

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>>170686883
Injoker

>>170683010
adelaide?

so I was watching some faceless games yesterday and goddamn how is it even possible that lumi has still no idea what the fuck is going on? guy has been casting since what TI2?
>>170687357
Karl isn't a asshole

so ded

hello lvling a smurf atm, anyone wanna party q

>>170683318
I wonder what people don't like about 7.00. I mean, I know I hate that you have to try 10 times harder to win your lane as mid what with them having two shrines and an endless supply of jungle bounties to fill their bottles with, but surely that can't be how everyone feels.

>>170689167
>snowballing hard
>died once to enemy right clicker
>suddenly hard game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
great patch

also

>5 carries in team
>instant lose
back then you can share farm, thanks to 2 minutes neutral spawn timer
really increased the quality of pubs

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>>170689167
>I hate that you have to try 10 times harder to win your lane as mid

Which are also available to you too.

You win mid the same way as before by out CSing and killing your mid opponent sometimes by yourself and sometimes with help.

>>170689340
>he feeds after having a massive lead
>even after doing so you still HAVE a substantial lead by one or two major items

Then you complain about it being harder to win with 5 carries as a negative?

This board is fucking retarded sometimes, well, most of the time.

>18k viewers on BTS
>dead twitch chat
holy shit what the fuck

hello?

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>tfw u utterly suck at the game but u can't stop playing for thousands of hours

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https://twitter.com/ProsemikDota/status/840367852502827009

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>>170690325
Can we suck together?

>>170690397
is he breaking up with kelly?

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you know I'm really digging this chill moonduck cast

also this thread is really dead

leaked group stage for today, don't repost on reddit

Alliance 8-1
B)ears 7-2
Team Secret 6-3
BeanBoys 6-3
Ninjas in Pyjamas 4-5
Cloud9 4-5
Elements Pro 2-7
4 protect five 2-7
ALTERNATE aTTaX 2-7
Prodota Gaming 1-8

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Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!

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>crowd favorite for kiev is not gonna qualify
kek

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>>170691739
will do

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>>170691739
Is Soe a Windrunner?

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>>170691863
>cute soe will never comeback

>>170691920
good riddance

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>>170691863
shes cute! but her face is too wide and her jaw is too big, she is probably a drow or mirana

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what happened to this fucking general

why is it SO DEAD?

>>170692351
we all realized the cool people hang out in /scv/. that's where we post now

>Our guys BeanBoys aren't playing now
>Dead thread
Really makes you think

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what type of mental gymnastics must a person go through to consistently go a build thats awful despite it not being optimal and often losing because of it. (ie brown boots>wraith band>shadowblade>ahgs>blink sf)

>>170692479
m-maybe he thinks its f-fun?

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>you're at the club and these 5 pinoys slap your girlfriend's ass

what do you do?

>>170692351
its friday night...

>>170693023
Murder the orange smurfs because they are like three feet tall and anything under 6 foot is not considered human

>>170693023
take my gf home and have hot sex with her

>>170693023
Bow in deference before the most powerful race.

>>170693214
no, it's saturday morning you fucking idiot

this is fucking depressing

/d2g/ used to be like the second most popular thread on /vg/

>>170694269
>It's night time literally fucking everywhere
>"why not one posting!"

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Anyone else hate getting carried? Some games ya try so damned hard to win and fail, other times you barely do your job as your team utterly destroys, guess I'll take the free win though, kept me at 4200

>>170694817
I can understand your logic, but the way i think of it is that i've solo carried hard games for my team, so im okay if i get carried.

Also, i think i help enable the person to carry. Like i just had a game where all we had to do for our AM was not lose the game at 20 minutes, and it was ez game

>>170694817
its a mixed feel for sure

So is the point of Doom to turn someone else into a hero as useless as you for 13 seconds? Is that why its called Doom?

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Nahaz is back?

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Dubs decide who wins the EU qualifier

>>170695783

the meme team team bean

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>>170695783
el presidente

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>>170695783
>dubs
check this 4 and BeanBoys wins

I miss the old dota.
the dota worth getting mad over you fucking autists
now it's just proshit and waifus
we are league 2013 era
you fuckers
fuck you

I hate dota now it is 100% dying

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>>170695783
NiP.KALLU

Can I skip euls on invoker? this item is so deadweight

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>>170696092
if this is league 2013, then what the fuck does league 2017 look like?

how do we fix dota?

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>4 hours
>77 posts

>>170696383
Dumb frogposter

>>170695783
B) check this 7 B)
B)

>>170696218

We get rid of /vg/ the BadReddit and all go post on Reddit, the Good4Chan

>>170696383
also only 42 ip

>>170696218
when valve stop listening to reddit

dude just like ban all the anime posters the thread will be alive then lol :^)

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BOYS HOW DO WE NERF VISAGE

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>>170695783
Alliance

>>170695783
Beanboys

>>170695783

a team with Fluffnstuff somehow

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/d2g/ Dead Gaem General

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>>170696684
excuse me? Visage does not need nerfs

>>170695783
ALLIANCE

>>170695783
Bears ez

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potm game
potm thread
post potms

>>170697015
This artist is so shit actually. Fucking code lyoko level foreheads and ugly ass faces. fagito666 levels of trash

>>170696932
REROLL YOU PIECE OF SHIT THE SWEDES WILL RECLAIM THE THRONE

>>170697015
is POTM for fugging?

>>170695783
me

>>170697097
get stolen by the beans, sorry bub

>>170697097
FUCK REROLL AGAIN THE SWEDES WILL RECLAIM THE DOTA THRONE

>>170697276
you're supposed to prime the dubs dumbass

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>>170697059
i agree the forehead is awful and the face is cartoonish at best. However there isnt really a selection of potm pictures to choose from because artists dont like her :(

>>170697159
POTM is for hugging and kissing and cuddling and holding hands!

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>Dubs on vg

>>170695783
anyone but alliance

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>linkens manta skadi dusa
I'm sure it will work out this time :^)

>>170695783
ALLIANCE
>>170697327
fuck off

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>>170695783
I can't get dubs on here this is an unholy board

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>carry goes linken manta medusa
>loses
you think after all these years people would learn how to build medusa

>>170697097
KEK

>>170697002
reroll

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>>170697015
here is my #1 Mirana pic please use it wisely

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>>170697619
this is one of my favorites too! good taste anon

is memeback still real?

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>>170697684
are the holograms real?

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DUSA IS CUTE! A CUTE!

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Look at all that no damage!

>>170695783
DA BEANZ

this game is gonna end eventually right

still lost

>>170695783
team secret

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>>170698139
>has to put a mask on her because of how aberrant she is
>cute

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I did it guys

>>170699116
>sacrificed her looks for power
fuck off goblin, Medusa > shit >>>> that game of thrones goblin

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>Build no damage
>Win

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>>170699121

>tfw porn threads and Trump general on /tv/ has higher post count c
JUST

have you heard of Deepercutz?

>>170699515
>shit flinging and 4chan's #1 interest being popular threads

Shocking.

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>>170699176
>makes a post about her being cute
>next post explains why she looks like shit

>>170699121
>all those wins
time for forced 50 to kick in m8

>>170700435
>people still unironically believe that forced 50% is real

Whatever helps you cope with being shit I guess.

UH OH! YOU FRICCIN' MORON! YOU JUST GOT BEANED!

5 MINUTES UNTIL /OURBOYS/ PLAY

I REPEAT

5 MINUTES UNTIL BEANBOYS PLAY

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>>170700483
post the match history for your next 5 ranked games then, go ahead bro. if you dont post it by the end of this thread then you got F O R C E D

>>170700545
faceless is already on though

THANKS PURGE SeemsGood

>>170700558
THOSE ARE /OURBOYS/ IN SEA

BEANBOYS ARE /OURBOYS/ IN THE RELEVANT QUALI

>>170700556
I wasn't the guy you were replying to, I just think it's ridiculous that people think forced 50 is real as if nobody could ever climb MMR because of it.

It's a fucking crutch for shit players who can't fathom they're not the star player they think they are.

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>>170700612
I have to watch annedroid cast to watch bean

>>170700756
If you go ingame there's Tober

>>170695783
what the fuck is this memritv thing, anyways

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>>170700612
Bean is playing in 5 minutes? but its 4am, I want to sleep

>>170701062
just watch the first 15 minutes to see if its worth while staying up for

Reinstalling Dotar after a while break. I'm aware that the game has quick-cast and regular point and click, but does it have quick-cast on release?

>>170701062
no sleep for you disgusting weeb
go support master samsung

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>>170700704
>that wasnt me
nice backpedal m8

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Friendly Reminder Dotards that Sunsfan paid his way in to this major!

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>>170700756

no you don't need to "watch" her

be more creative kid

I heard there's a girl playing in the NA qualifiers. which team?

>>170701228
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/players/165820-layla-1

>>170701228
Layla on Wheel.

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>>170701207

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>>170701173
>I-I'm not shit, i-it's the game making me lose!

Okay anon.

>he's literally going to accuse me of deleting the (You)

>>170701314
stop bypassing the bans you stupid weeb

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>>170701207
this does nothing for the audio but still props

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this shit is going too far

>>170701450
That nose

Do you know any girls who play Dota personally? Are they cute?

The beaning is starting on stream 5.

what's the story behind the clip where sheever reveals her soles to the camera?

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>>170701401
i didnt even make the original post with the match history i was commenting on the fact that there are forced 50 DENIERS in 2017

wtf kind of crack are you smoking dawg?

>>170701560
I'm best friends with Mira

Our boys Bean have this one in the bag.

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damn Alice has some nice tits

Is Faceless throwing?

>>170701728
she really doesn't

>>170695783
The team with the most sand niggers

>>170701768
they picked gyro

>cancel ember
If they aren't fighting 24/7 I think this is the end of bean boys. Cancel refuses to ever farm on ember.

>>170701728
>>170701770
who the fk is alice

>>170701728
post pics or shut the fuck up

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Who was in the wrong here?

>countless report on that Australian homo
>still not banned
uh mods? if your fucking job

>>170701968
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance

>>170702005
the only creepy/awkward thing there is purge tbqh

it sure sucks the current extreme political correctness world

>>170702023
They just evade anyway. Welcome to anime avatar general, enjoy your stay

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>>170701197
Funny hats guys

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>stop playing dota for a while
>memeseeker main
>go to buy handy dandy morby masky
>1200 gold

>>170702159
>sumail watches Mr.reddit
respect=lost

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>>170702070
literally who?
just spell it out already anon...

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>cancel

Bean isn't going to win a single game lol

>>170702303
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,

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REMINDER THIS IS THE VERY LAST CHANCE FOR SHITSHIT

IF THEY LOSE, THEY ARE MATHEMATICALLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY OUT

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>>170702303
I want Sheever to stare at me

>bean

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How do I improve my morph, I feel like I'm not farming efficiently

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>>170702372
70s music? really nigg@?

>>170702418
i want to gaze into her eyes while we make love!

>Cancel trying his best to make sure Singsing never wins

>>170702551
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice

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>The fucking gulag of Navi.
Reminder only one constant.

>>170693023

ward their jungle

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>Seleri got cucked
is Tobi /ourguy?

Singsing needs better teammates...

Reminder that literally the only time SingSing has done well is when he was put on the most brainless offlaner of all time, and kept as far away from possible from the support and core roles.

>no veil

DOTADS?

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just played against artour in For honor. bretty fun to play against. decent PK

>>170702725
>always "needs better teammates"
Makes you think

Granted cancel is absolute shit if he doesn't win mid hard, but he's gone through enough teammates that he's the one that has to improve or improve his teammates.

>getting meme'd on by core venge

Can we just bury ShitShit now?

>>170702930

Replace "BeanBoys" by literally any other team Sing has been on and its the same exact damn excuse used when those teams also failed

>>170702930
i expect a former coL player to not play so poorly. sing plays alright most of the time and bamboe can work some magic. when cancel is winning he will shit on the enemy team but once something goes wrong he throws in the towel

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>>170702930
>PEOPLE
>DEFENDING
>SING SHIT

HAHAHAHAH

prodota literally lost every game they played. even if beanboys lose they're out of the qualifiers, if they win, they're still in a tough spot.

>>170703032
bean can come dead last and people will still say sing just needs the right teammates

the power of ecelebs, I mean look at the OP this is basically eceleb dickrides general

>>170703032
>PEOPLE
lol thinking anime posters are people

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>>170702930
>it was just for fun guys xD
>b-bean didnt bootcamp i swear!
>any team with sing on it win kiev and TI ever
>dotards
>losing to prodota

adelaide im dissapointed, i thought u were cute and smart and now im not sure your either

>>170703032
It's literally just Adelaide.

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>watching meme beans instead of this insane faceless game

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>>170702930

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>170703220
its on the other screen

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>ads in the middle of a game

Didn't sing retire?

>SEA ember

>>170702930
dumb adelaide poster

This is the power of lategame magic damage Ember.

This ember is literally the reason why they lost
>spend 15k networth to be able to put a meaningful hero to half hp
>do nothing else
>do nothing during bkb
>spend 30k total networth being a useless hero instead of stacking damage items

>sing blinks refraction meta bkb
>cent just ults

>icethrice with a bloodthorne and abyssal

>excrement

our boys did it

As shitshit as shitshit is, you guys forget the guy was just a random pubber that got an early invite to dota2 through a friend and eventually decided to start streaming.

He was no better than anyone on this thread has ever been, and yet he managed get into a TI. What has the rest of d2g achieved?

>>170703483
a gf

did beanboys lose?

>>170701197
>"shitskin" supporting trump
he should know that most of the people who supported trumpo on the internet(where his generation lives basically) are inherently racially aware and hate him instinctively even if they pretend otherwise

>>170703483
he was a competitive HoN player

>>170703483
>el classico "what have you guys done!"

>>170703627
Dear dumbmerican, it's el clasico not el classico.

>>170703627
>ur just jealous

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>>170703296
IM GOING TO PAT YOUR CUTE DUMB HEAD!

>>170703576
about to

>>170703576
almost now

Dream is dead boys.

SingSing is a big shitter

>>170703576
any moment now, and then they have no chance of progressing im pretty sure

Is beans defining a new meta with this chained bkb strat to keep the enemy away from engaging and destroying your towers?

gg
:(

Quick better subscribe to singsing so you can spam facebook memes in twitch chat

>>170703772

For you

I am too lazy to find a picture of Synderen but imagine it here

>>170703776
technically they can advance with 5-4 in score :^)

worst cancel game on bean

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>be american stack
>go to SEA for easy qualifiers
>0-7

>>170703862
lmao who did thaT?

>>170703862
Aren't NA and SA qualifers the easy ones

>>170703853
Cancel's ember has to win early hard or else he's the most worthless core on his team.

>>170703917

Easier than SEA for sure

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>>170703916
Prestige World Wide

>>170703917
you ask them I found SEA to be pretty stacked/even in level
it's like NAVI playing CIS when VP & all are here idk what they're thinking

>Manletblade

>singsing dumpstered by carry venge

Gulag BTFO

>>170703917
>na
nah they're actually decently stacked

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Do you think ccnc likes guys?

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3048164048

Prodota wins. RIP the dream.

>>170704016
>check NaVi
>1-3
The fuck happened?

adelaide on suicide watch

>>170704089
is 2017 navi
not the old one anymore

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this is actually worse than his qpad run

just retire already for the love of god

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>>170704089
Class 1 team destroyer

>>170704085
>imagine him calling Nahaz "daddy" while getting the D

There is still some slight hope boys
They can still end with a positive score and hope for the best

>losing to 0-4 prodota

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>>170704193
hot

>>170702518
bump

>>170704152

He just needs a TEAM that can live up to his potential

So:
SingSing
A Trash Can
A Garbage Disposal
A Dumpster

and finally
Bamboe

>>170704243
fucking nahaz

>>170704272
Singu to Na'Vi incoming?

>>170704324
stfu adelaide

>>170704324
or if all the other teams disband

are bears elite?

Even sing said this isn't a return to the pro scene. They just wanted to make a shit stack and bean some people in the qualifiers.

>>170702005
wtf I hate purge now

>>170704449
it's always a shit stack if Sing is in it

do non-shit pro players even exist?

>Beans aren't playing
>Dead thread
Really gets the noggin jogging

>>170704934
No, only bad players go pro.

>haste run
>suddenly free mid kill

rng shit like this is why dota is the laughing stock of the competitive community

This will be first TI without navi

>>170683318
Valve still won't give the old HUD back as an option.

Minimalist garbage.

>>170705292
I just realised how little I care about current navi
feels conflicted
was never a navi fangay but they practically made ti 1-3 pro dota what it was

>lina inverse

>>170705468
Because this is a team with no leader and synergy. How can organization this Big end up with FUCKING pajkatt rmn and Biver when they can buy literally anyone. Ukrainians/russians only work witch each other

>trying to help a friend move some of his furniture from his apartment in sydney out of australia
>cost to ship his TV costs as much as the fucking TV

Australia is literally a prison where things go to die

>>170705618
lina 69

>>170705618
lina opposite

>>170705687
dude fucking sell the tv and buy a new one wherever he's moving to, buy a semi-new used one if you need monies
of course moving a big expensive relatively fragile piece of furniture is gonna cost dosh when you're sending it across half the globe or whatever

>>170705687
>Australia is literally a prison where things go to die.

Just as the Brits recognized when they sent their convicts to that place, yes.

whats with jordanian invokers

>>170705781
>dude fucking sell the tv and buy a new one wherever he's moving to

Of course. This has been the conclusion for nearly all his old furniture. The cost of shipping any of it tends to be more than the item itself is worth. Furniture goes to Australia to be trapped forever

I figured out How we make Navi great again. Move dendi to offlane and get some 9k rusian for mid. Dendi is stuck in 2013 with s4 syndrome

Is Necronomicon not relevant anymore? I hardly ever see it in pro games.

>>170705876
more like he needs to fucking retire already

>>170705860
so australia is a furniture graveyard?

>>170705860

Why do you think Aussies or such prolific shitposters? They know they are as trapped as the furniture. So they take out their despair with "bantz"

>sing out

why should i keep watching?

>>170705687
>Australia is literally a prison where things go to die

Australia literally has one of the best free healthcare systems in the world and you don't even have to start paying back student loans for University until you start earning over a certain amount.

Our dollar is kind of shit right now, but I'd much rather be here than Murrica.

Goodmorning Dota 2, how do I convince my friend to stop dating a, massive slut?

>>170705687
>>170705860
>>170705943
No wonder Australia just throw away their furnitures and let poor asians get them for free

>>170705687
>Willingly moving out of the best country in the world
Why?

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>>170705827
>teleports behind you
>nothing personal kid

are Aussies the biggest mistake God made?
>moot hates them
>rules and shitpost /int/ to death
>avatarfag ruining this general with his fucking retarded anime spamming
yes or yes?

>>170706076
As fucking awful as leadland is, atleast I don't have to deal with the constant stress of living in a country where the everyday wildlife is out to kill me.

Is dota the arab man's chess?

>>170706221
nice meme, I've lived in a rural area for half my life and even there I've never actually been seriously threatened by anything

>>170706221
This really is an epic maymay at this point.

I've literally only seen a snake in the wild twice in 25 years and none of the spiders in my area are deadly.

If you're in the outback or some uncivilised area then sure it's sort of dangerous, its still MORE dangerous to be in the Ghetto.

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>NIP might actually win this.

>tnc vs faceless
Nice.

>>170706682
Funnel Webs are in Sydney, I'm a Brisfag.

Even then there's only been 13 recorded deaths from their bites.

Niggers are scarier wildlife than Australian spiders.

>>170706682
Jesus christ what the fuck is this

>EBIN

john oliver casting again lul

>major
>1 post each 5 minutes

just let it die already

>>170706834
Your worst fucking nightmare when you're on the computer late at night and see this fucker crawl up the wall or onto furniture near you. Especially when you know that thing will just bolt the fuck away into a corner and you'll lose track of it, the fear of knowing it's in the same room as you but being unable to kill it will gnaw at your mind and drive you fucking crazy for the rest of the night.

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>>170706834
thats an australian in its native habitate, the internet

>>170706975
Not main stage.

Not just one, but two people who go Afk and shadow amulet away

>>170707128
pretty sure those are bots

>>170707163
No, sorry i should have said, played for 10-20 minutes, sell their items, etc.

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>>170707128
I used to do that in low priority years ago.
So is the game worth getting back to? I havent played since memebeast 2 years Iago I think

When are our guys BeanBoys playing?

is ref on slark even viable?

Wells were a mistake

Na'vi comeback!

>>170707568
they disbanded

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>>170706989
>live in the middle of a big city
>attic
>safe of monsters and wild animals
>one day a huge locust got on the sheets while drying on the terrace
>get sheets inside without noticing
>locust starts jumping around
>get broom and try to attack it
>keeps doing massive jumps evading my attacks
>try to flank the monster
>it keeps circling around always looking at me
>locust gets the initiative and starts jumping towards me
>lucky enough to deflect the attacks with the broom
>get the insecticide spray and shower the fucker
>locust looks slightly inconvenienced and retreats searching refuge
>jumps on top of shelf and starts looking menacingly
>impossible to attack as now locust has the high ground
>pretend I leave the room but then sneak moving against the wall close to shelf
>spray with more insecticide
>locust jumps angrily, I barely escape through the door
>gathering intel and preparing a new attack plan from outside room
>locust looks nervous
>eventually starts vomiting green ooze
>fear for the possibility of the locust spawning henchmen
>notice it has visible difficulties to walk
>take a box and push the monster in it with the broom hoping it won't be able to jump
>throw the aberration out on the terrace
>next die find the corpse

I don't think I could deal with being australian.

>>170707704
it'll only get worse for them with global warming

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Finally

>Be aussie
>See people complain about deadly wildlife
>Only weird things I've seen are blue tongue lizards and palm sized spiders
Maybe don't live in the middle of nowhere?

>>170707978
800 mmr


jesus

why do teams insist on picking this shitty meme ember, literally where has it been useful

>>170708127
you're welcome to show me stats that 'expose' ember in pro games'
he's not OP, and he's not shit, quit your whining

>>170695783
The bean dream is real
Sing will make dota great again

what is bulldog playing?

>>170708359
himself

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>bean lose convincingly to prodota
>c9 with babyknight and 4 literal whos trash prodota
really fires up the almonds

>>170708441
nothing wrong here
BEAN IS SHIT

>>170702005

Just two autists arguing

Whats the game bulldog playing in his stream rn? seems fun

>>170707994
I live in (urban) Sydney. I've had mouse spiders in my house and seen redbacks in my yard. No funnel webs though so that's good.

>>170704089
Virtus pro>>170704327
>implying
If secret switch MP for Sing they'd actually be a good team

>>170708706
>MOUSE SPIDERS
WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK?

Where is the bean vs SEArekt stream?

purge looked doped as shit lol wtf

>>170708706
how bad are these funnel webs?

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I haven't played this game in like, a year? What are some things I need to catch up with in order to not feed?

The biggest thing ruining this game is buybacks. In pro games team that manages buybacks better usually wins, with the new shrines TP'ing is faster than ever, and you can get even to enemy half of the map in seconds, and mop up enemy team that has blown their load on initiation. There should be a 10-15 second delay before being able to buyback.

>>170709093
read the patchnotes

ALLIANCE CHEATING

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SF CLOCKWORK BULLSHIT