/owg/ - Overwatch General

1st for romantic dates with no ill intentions

>>170216369
>sex is an ill intention
u gotta b over 18 2 post here lad

>>170216439
sex is sin, abstain boyo.

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Amari

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So Elige and Shox play Overwatch. Shox even plays quite regularly.

How can CSGO players cope with their best pros being cuckolded away by another game?

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Heard sombra is viable this season?

>>170216227
No
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
You done goofed, anon. :(

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The enemy has a teleporteur.

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>people drawing and writing zarya's opinion on omnics being swayed by orisa
listen I think she's cute and sweet too but that's just delusional

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>>170216227
Jamison Fawkes! And Angela Ziegler!

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Look at this qt smug sniper.

Also no browns pls.

>>170216736
Sounds like tumblr

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>>170216736

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I have the perfect plan
I'm gonna afk farm with 100% uptime whenever I'm not playing and keep all those sweet lootboxes I get until the next event hits
Thank me later shitters

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McCree is a cool cowboy.
>>170216798
>no browns
bluu poster go and stay go

pls someone group, i want off this wild ride

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>>170216227
John Freeman lookin ass

is there something i can search for to get elo 3000+ widow hs matches
i kinda dont enjoy playing against idle targets

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Every girl can be improved with freckles.

Friendly reminder that everything can be hacked.. and everyone.

>>170217056
I have to kill fast and bullets too slow!

anyone else like making fun of people who queue on US servers with broken english or heavy accents?
I find it funny since they're the kind of people who say US servers are baby servers or that americans are all fat slobs

but you call one a frog, kraut, etc, and they immediately call racism and get defensive

>>170216369
I agree with you, I vote for healthy sex without fetishes.

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>>170216965
McCree is a drunk nerdy hobo.

>>170217189
there's no need to be a cunt anon

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>>170216518
Justice huh.

> tfw 3 min Q times at masters on Xboner

>>170217242
Healthy, love-fueled sex hopefully resulting in the creation of lovely beautiful children.

I want this life with Angela Ziegler.

>>170217296
what is it that the foreigners always say when they make fun of americans?
is it bantz?
what's wrong with fighting back when people act like cunts about your country and spit all over it?

>absolutely dominating within 30 seconds
>player has left the match
>cancelled

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>170217395
your country sux desu

> tfw your main will never, ever be a bad pick

Where my Lucio/Rein bros at?

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>one win from promotion
>team is actually nice and discusses picks and coordinates pushes
>we still lose anyway

>>170217395
Why do you automatically assume every foreigner makes fun of Americans? Not being a dick isn't hard.

>>170217189
>people get defensive when you label them
:o

But I do find it funny when immature children come here and talk about how they make fun of somebody.

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Don't mind her. Symmetra s just getting ready for bed

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what did he mean by this?

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>>170216691
Gwoop up.

>>170217395
did those specific people make fun of americans?

>>170217494
hello my fellow crusader

>>170217494

Rein is a bad pick on KOTH

>>170216945
Do it and tell us how it works out

>>170217494
I enjoy hacking you and watching you flail around with your stupid hammer

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>>170217629
>Rein is a bad pick on KOTH
Wrong.

>>170217348
>masters
>xbone

That is equivalent to silver on pc. lol

>>170216546

Sombra is always viable, you just don't top he charts because her purpose is disruption.

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>>170217803
>Rein is a good pick on KOTH
Wrong.

>>170217509
I don't
just the retards who talk shit about "ez servers"
>>170217548
>:o
lol

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>>170217358
Exactly. Is there anything that is more healthy than a desire to make a baby?

>>170218015
Not at all. Especially when it's with Angela. She would be a good mother.

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>>170217358
This.
I want to make babies with Pharah.

>>170216736
We are probably going to get another Zarya interaction with her saying she doesn't trust Orisa.

>>170218009
What are the smiles accepted by children these days? Only :^)?

>>170217927
>Wrong.
Wrong.

>>170218169
that one made of foreign junk seems pretty popular too

I think his name is leonard

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This is your new hero!
Say something nice about her!

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>mfw the enemy team is trying to triple tank with a lucio solo-healing

>>170218335
The cutest, most adorable, Swiss girl there ever was.

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>>170216945
...except loot box drops are rolled when you get the box initially.

>>170218015
>>170218087
Wow Mercy waifufags are still around. Not making fun of you, just suprised seeing you guys after Chu's self-inserting.

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>>170218350
>This is your new hero!
no it isn't

anyone find it easier to climb as support?
seems like any idiot can pick soldier or pharah and deal damage and anyone can pick rein to hold up a shield

but I have a hard time finding people who can actually play ana or mercy beyond a basic level

>>170218480
it's actually the opposite for most people

>>170217629
rein is only bad on oasis because its all about high ground control, all the other koth maps are good for him

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Angela is for _____

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>>170218385
I've seen this actually too many times. What makes people think that Lucio is a good enough healer, let alone to be able to solo-heal an entire team.

>>170218593
Handholding, kisses, flower-giving and cute photos of you both

>>170217842
Nah, I'd be fine on PC.

Especially since I main characters that don't require aim (Lucio, Sym and the occasional Winston). Might take a bit to get used to the speed of PC and adjusting to MKB, but positioning, ult management and general game sense can go a long way.

>>170218480
>seems like any idiot can pick soldier or pharah and deal damage and anyone can pick rein to hold up a shield
careful mate you've got the early signs of a support superiority complex

>>170218552
yeah but shooting people isn't hard
playing tank and positioning as support are harder considering most people in gold and plat are only concerned with kills and play dps only

you can force them to go ana but they'll just play her like a sniper

>>170218604
because le proz do triple tank but i dont wanna heal like some cuck so im gonna go genji, leaving the only sane person on the team to go lucio because he's a shit ana

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>>170218480
>seems like any idiot can pick soldier or pharah and deal damage and anyone can pick rein to hold up a shield
Yea man because holding down left click as mercy is so much harder.

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>>170218759
I've had this happen to me because I am a low tier scrub but then I choose Ana, because its pretty hard to miss tanks.

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>>170217494
Feels good to be useful.

>>170218960
But then you can be blamed for not healing the Genji who's fucked off to their spawn. As Lucio, nothing is your fault, you're just there.

>stupid nigger sjw tumblrfags keep drawing Orisa with 5 fingers

fucking STOP

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>>170218941
>A
Uncropped version?

>>170218941
I am going to need source and full resolution. jesus christ tell me she actually whispers something.

>>170218670
actually, it's the opposite for me as well. but lots of people in this are coming off twenty years of counter strike, so....

>>170216736
face it, buddy
she has cartoon racism
she'll be cured of it before this is all over

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>"I'm gonna switch to Hanzo to deal with the Pharah."

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>>170219208
>>170219240
Have fun.
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/168313#search=Mercy

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>>170219117
Eh, I have actually had someone blame me as a lucio, a Rein who kept charging and told me I suck because I wasn't healing him fast enough.

But I usually ignore the Genji's if they are completely out of my range. Seriously, there should be some way for you to tell where your healers are, so that at least people know if they are dead or not.

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>>170219421
And then he got hit.

>So I exchanged a couple emails with tumblr and now have voicemail from Blizzard’s legal department asking to discuss my DMCA counter-notification.

>I don’t imagine this is worth pursuing. Haven’t got a clue how any of this shit works, and the prospect of talking about Mercy™© getting repeatedly impregnated over the phone sounds great and not awkward at all.

>>170218663
as opposed to the dps superiority complex most of the community has?
>>170218765
what I mean is if you take pablo who's a dps player and stick him on mercy, he won't hide when he has ult and you'll never have a res to work with

so if you can play it you might as well pick it

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>>170219370>>"I'm gonna switch to Pharah to deal with the Pharah."

>>170219593
>as opposed to the dps superiority complex most of the community has?
yes

both are bad

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>"I need healing!"

Well?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXZFNfzqcw

>overwatch will never be a respected esport

>>170216736
orisa is a regular dumb robot, not an omnic

>>170219829
>e-sports
these will never be respected outside of people who want to be pros

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>>170219748
Here have 75+ shields and armor instead.

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>>170219842
Robot or omnic, same shit.

>>170219829
e sports are garbage and should stop existing as a concept, they've done nothing but make video games worse (tf2, overwatch)

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Hey guys, did you know that our Junkrat has GOLD DAMAGE? Sure, their Zarya has been at 100 charge since the match started, their healers always have ult, and we are losing 0-2, but JUNKRAT HAS GOLD DAMAGE GUYZ

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>>170218593
giving chocolates to her Japanese boyfriend.

>>170218593
mating press.
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/210751#search=Mercy

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>>170219748
>tf2
>esport
el oh el

>>170217494
I play both a lot, but they can also be incredibly frustrating to play if you team doesn't utilize what you have to offer.

>>170219983
God fuck this explanation. While it makes sense, it completely makes the divide of what is a robot or what is an omnic arbitrary. He should have just said that only Omnics have a complex enough intelligence, that way we wouldn't have so much confusion on what is and isn't an omnic.

>Symmetra is does more damage than the offense characters while not even having to aim
>has more health
>harder to hit
>also surrounds herself with turrets

How is this fair?

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>>170219829
>esport
>respected

>>170219748
I need to you start killing shit

>>170220219
> that way we wouldn't have so much confusion on what is and isn't an omnic.
I think the answer at this point is everything

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>tfw someone includes genji in a list of omnic heroes

>>170220269
Poor genji can't deflect the beam.

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>>170217494
Hier bin Ich!

But yeah its awesome to help out your team. I have a feeling Orisa will not replace Rein, but I am willing to give her a chance when playing defense. Elsewise, I have a feeling I will have fun playing her when someone else chose Rein.

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Ah, how times have changed

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>>170220269
>can't with Symm
Why do you struggle against your fate?

>>170220269
I believe blizzards line of thinking is that since there's only one of her per a team, her being strong doesnt matter all that much if she's somewhat essential due to her teleporter

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>>170218480
>masters game
>all roles chosen except for the ana main whose ana got taken
>picks rein
>proceeds to waddle everywhere with his shield up, everywhere, it's never up at the frontline because it broke/is recharging
>randomly charges into 3-4 people and dies

>>170220269
>sym solo kills 3 of my teammates while on the point
how

>>170220473
>ana
>d-tier

no one has EVER thought this she was OP since day one.

>>170219842
but neither her nor her base were made in an omnium so she's not an omnic by definition, and judging by her voice lines she's not even self aware like omnics are, just programmed

chu is a a fucking fraud contradicting his own established lore, the two are not the same

how are omnics powered?

>>170220269
>has more health
No?

>>170220626
hey man, those are based on usage stats, so obviously some people must have thought that

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>playing Lucio on King's Row
>we both get payload to the end so we have to go again
>we're on the first point and fighting
>Genji and McCree get on just as the rest of us die
>Genji ults and kills pretty much their entire team
>Tracer pulse bombs and kills him
>our McCree is last one on point now
>can't kill the one Tracer
>enemy team can make it back

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>>170220373
Seriously, the only exception seem to be drones, but whatever.

>>170220385
I wonder if he walks down the street if people in universe mistake him for an Omnic. Omnics come in so many different shapes and sizes, I don't think it would be a stretch.

>>170220630
meant to reply to
>>170219983

>>170220626
It's fucking ludicrous how if they reverted the initial buffs they gave her just after she released it wouldn't actually change a damn thing

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>>170220626
It took about a month for everyone to realize how strong she was.

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>>170220269
>Tfw discording targets sym goes after, and putting harmony on her

>>170220665
omnium fusion core

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Who /30somethingdrunkandlostinlife/ here?

I also main D.va.

>>170220195
It has been since 2010. I use ot do some competitive but then had to move out and get a job and just lost interest over time.

>>170220897
sorry, /30somethingneverdrinkorsmokeorpartygainfullyemployedandmarried/ here

>>170220626
50% discord caused people to ignore her

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>>170220630
Well, she is based on an Omnic design (an Omnic robot that we have never heard of or seen before) so I guess she counts as an omnic. But that's a good question, Zen and Bastion clearly deeviate from their programming, so have free will, but Orisa still obeys it, so she seems to be the outlier in the Omnic heroes (fif she is one).

>>170220665
They should be powered by batteries, it would give them a reason to actually have to work for humans instead of just fucking off to wherever. Or Hackachu could be stupid and say that they are fusion powered.

>>170220774
Was him being in Overwatch a well-known thing, enough to be recognized like Winston or Morrison?

That said I'm led to believe he probably doesn't go out in public much anyway

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Overwatch players CANT defend this!

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>>170221039
You sure are /livingthelife/ anon, I'm jelly. :(

Captcha: Winkworth sortie

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>>170219748
take my balls

>>170221221

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>>170221212
Really? I see it defended quite a lot. I think route 66 is the lowest 1 point winrate of all the maps.

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>>170220982
>and just lost interest over time.
So did Valve

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>Main Reinhardt
>Haven't even finished my placements and already don't think I am gonna play this season
This shit is just terrible. Whoever thought this new Bastion was ok needs to be fired.

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>>170220269
tfw swinging my giant hammer at poo in loo face while she tries to back up

>>170221174
I guess not, remember Hanzo didn't recognize him. If he was at least mildly known his name would have been mentioned and seeing him in action would probably make people put two and two together.

He also probably doesn't have go out much and didn't make friends, he has an interaction with Winston:
>Genji: I've always enjoyed being on missions with you, no awkward small talk.
>Winstion: Me too, you have an... uhhh.. great sense of humor.

>>170220665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRbnjSAddE

>>170220897
>drunk
Why do people do this?

>>170220538
that's masters
I'm talking about gold/plat where most people are
and where most people exclusively play soldier 76/genji

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>>170220269
They have to do this because people will bitch at Symmetra regardless unless she rapes the enemy team 10 times over. Which even after that people still says she does nothing while the dps have their dicks in their hands doing jack shit.

>>170221559

Easy and cheap alleviation of life's ills.

>>170221559
because video games are supposed to be fun, not another serious job

Why does Symmetra deserve to have a weapon that does insane DPS?

Why is Roadhog even a hero at all? The design is antifun for the opponent

Why is the playerbase so hostile and quick to blame everyone on their team?

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is orisa going live this week?

>>170221460
It's possible the masses knew of and saw the green masked ninja associated with Overwatch but he didn't have a name associated with him to speak of

But you do have a point, Hanzo didn't even recognize him by appearance so he was probably somewhat of a secret anyway

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>>170221425
Any decent Symmetra should know not to fight Rein. Of course I killed plenty because so many of them stand still while you charge your orb and kill their whole backline.

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>>170221570
so you're saying it's easier to be dps/tanks at low SR and more difficult to be support because anyone can play s76/gengi and do well?

>>170221754
Less than a week of ptr while Ana and Sombra had at least one so I'd say the 14th is more likely.

>>170221608
people complained when dps did to much damage and they got nerfed or left behind so its no suprise when they cant kill shit, and right now people say 76 is overpowered when he isn't
>why does a damage hero do a lot of damage

>>170218169
newfag

>>170221745
>Why does Symmetra deserve to have a weapon that does insane DPS?

Her turrets are useless and you're retarded if you let her get that close to you

>Why is Roadhog even a hero at all? The design is antifun for the opponent

The hook is supposed to punish bad positioning, stop having bad positioning

> Why is the playerbase so hostile and quick to blame everyone on their team?

Fuck you

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>>170221559
What, drink alcohol? Have you not ever tried it, or are you underage...?

But alcohol (temporarely) makes me feel less depressed, so that's why I drink.

Also, take heart, kiddies: Go to school, do your homework, get a job. Don't waste your youth/life on 4chan and playing vidyagames.

>>170221754
Ana was released a week after she was in ptr, Sombra was in ptr for two weeks. Because I am a pessimist I will say next week, but this week is a possibility.

>>170219748
come back when youre gold damage, elims, obj kills, and obj time and i'll toss you some harmony orb senpai

>>170221834
she kinda has to when are team is on the point

>>170221951

>Her turrets are useless and you're retarded if you let her get that close to you

??? You could say that about anyone moron

>tfw carry entire team, 10+ kill streaks and everything and completely obliterate anything in my path and still lose because some shitter plays genji

PLEASE END IT, I NEED TO RANK UP

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>>170217254
>>170216965
mccree and sombra make good friends.

>>170222051
Well they fucked up if they let you on the point in the first place. If that is the case you should be going for other targets before Rein. Usually you want to stay back a bit and hit then go in for the kill when they are low. If your beam is charged it shouldn't take long to kill.

>>170221792
Yeah, he's seen on many of the posters of overwatch, so I guess he was not unknown, but him just not mentioning his name is a possibility.

I just hope that's the case but knowing Hackachu, he probably didn't even think about it.

Can someone explain what the exp exploit is?

>>170221976
>i'm depressed
>better take a depressant (alcohol)
man i play vidya all day, my drug of choice is copious amounts of caffeine

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>>170222304
>tfw i'm in spawn room
>invincible
>untouchable
>none of your bullets can reach me
how does it feel to get outplayed?

>>170220269

>people panic against sym when just about every hero can easily deal with her if they calm the fuck down and stop just S+M1ing

fucking why

>>170222352
It's also possible Hanzo just didn't pay attention to the news or any shit like that when he left

>>170221951
>the "punishes bad positioning" meme
Wow I guess Widowmaker and Hanzo are tanks now too. They only punish players with bad positioning.

>>170219585
Dat reference made my day anon.
Danke.

>>170221976
Thanks anon, I will take your advice to heart.

>>170222550

punishing bad positioning is not exclusive to tanks, you donut

>win 8/10 placement matches
>get placed in bronze

Fuck off, blizzard

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>>170218593
healing.

>>170222383
>best drug you ever tried was weed
>can't ever talk about it without getting meme'd on

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>>170222536
Seems pretty stupid, since Overwatch was taking down the Shimada Clan. If he returned every year, he must have at least heard about what was happening to the clan from time to time. But yeah, that's a possibility.

>>170222383
Technically in small amounts, Alcohol is an upper.
Its not until you drink a larger amount that alcohol begins to function as a depressant.
It does quite well lift your mood if drank responsibly.
Thats why buzzed is considered different from drunk (except in terms of driving.)

not important but interesting.

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>>170222383
Alcohol is a depressant, that's true, but it doesn't mean that it MAKES you depressed. On the countrary, it (usually and at moderate doses) makes you feel relaxed and carefree.

Uppers, on the other hand, make me feel jumpy and disoriented. Maybe fun for an hour or so, but pretty horrible after that...

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Satya Vaswani

>>170222756
Its based off of last seasons mmr bro.

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>Be me
>play with friend
>she is a 5/10 lesbian
>she likes overmeme a lot and watches all the YouTubers (Silly Bread, MooSilk and them)
>she wants me to improve her rank
>she is... not that good
>lose games all the time
>don't wanna tell her she sucks
>played my placements with her
>only won 3 placement games


I know I deserve more...

>>170223136

I didn't play last season

>>170222991
>>170223014
dude said he's drunk, so unless it's a "lmao i'm SO drunk guys!" post i just assume he's drunk and not buzzed. either way it's pretty shitty to inflict your drunkplay on people.

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>>170223053

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>>170223014
where does moldy banana peels mixed with drain cleaner fall on that list?

My gums bleed a lot, but it makes me feel like jesus.

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>>170223053
Is cute! CUTE!

> Randomly mash buttons
> 5 Gold
> PotG

Is this really how to Pro Genji?

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>>170223315
Brush your fuckin teeth bro.

>>170223394
>5 gold
>genji doesn't heal

ok

>Orisa's shots don't have damage falloff

blizzard you absolute madmen

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>>170223315
If you are into exotic stuff, you should try jenkem...

>>170223274
Drunk, buzzed, whatever. It sounds too girl if I say "tipsy". And besides, I'm not playing (ranked) now, so it doesn't really matter.

Also, LOL what a captcha: RISE School

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Just started season 4 got placed 2200 so what do I need to work on to climb based off this?

>>170223472

He doesn't need healing. dodging bullets is reverse healing.

>>170223256
then it was based on your QP MMR

>>170221859
I;m saying almost everyone at low SR plays dps and the bar is way lower for them in terms of aim and positioning
so maybe

>>170223394
>buttons

>>170222489

Except she kills you quicker than bullets kill her.

>>170222991
They're called depressants because they slow down (i.e. depress) your neural functions. Confusingly this doesn't really have much to do with your mood (i.e. "feeling depressed")

I know this can be really fucking confusing because "antidepressants" actually do target that sort of thing but they're totally different things. An antidepressant is not the same thing as a stimulant, the practical opposite of a depressant.

>>170223513
Just keep practising and it'll come. Don't force it.

>>170223513
play to get better not to win games and it'll come naturally

>Keep getting slept by Ana after getting Nano Boosted

I FUCKING LOVE POWER NAPS

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Sombra and Reaper!

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>Literally 90% of the maps I've played this season in ranked have been 2 CP

Please Blizzard, make it stop. I'm tired of this shit.

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>>170223053
Has magnificent thighs.

>>170223952

>sleep someone
>team mate instantly sprays bullets everywhere and wakes them up

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>>170223952
>get nanoboosted and slept
>someone wakes me up immediately

All according to plan

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Why frogs?

>>170223662
i believe the bar for aiming is consistent across all SRs, the only variable is the people, not the bar.

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>>170224012
I want to drown in her chocolate thighs

>>170220867
I remember playing Mercy after Ana was released, and somebody made fun of me for being able to outheal me on her.

After I played her once or twice myself, I realized how ridiculously easy it is to get absurd amounts of healing on her, and they've only buffed it since then.

>tfw I aim with flicks so I miss shots on static targets if I aim at the head instead of to the side and then flick to it

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>>170224116
>>170224068
>Get Slept
>Team mates aren't here to watch 6 of them surround me

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>>170216798
More white Widowmaker incoming.

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>>170224145
Brazil is home to lots of exotic frogs.

>>170222321
>good friends instead of fuckbuddies
Also
>that face
Terrible

>>170224012
her left buttcheek is bigger, if it was a perspective thing the right one should be closer to the foreground, speaking of which the thighs are relatively equal in size despite him clearly going for a 3/4 rear view perspective.

her garter belt is uneven, and her garter straps are also uneven, the right one seemingly attaches to nothing. poor line work, shading, coloring.

sloppy, sloppy.

>>170224264
you miss shots because you're inaccurate, you use flicking, but you're not good at it. it's not too late to convert.

>>170224568
i'd get sloppy with symmetra if you know what I mea

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>>170223975

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>Enemy team defending Anubis

>Roadhog, Torb, Symmetra, Bastion, Junkrat + Healer

Every game. It's almost impossible to get past this to cap the first point. Even more when my teammates get tilted because I politely ask them to regroup to push together.

>Our team defending Anubis

>>170224568
Yeah you're right her right cheek should be much bigger, amongst other things (also, these shadows)

>>170220486
I love this quote desu

>>170224664
she'd stutter autistically and fry your penis off?

>>170221754
Why doesn't orisa get confiscated and shut down? She was literally built by an 11 year old, I wouldn't trust that shit for anything, 'prodigy' or no.

I guess the only reason that shit is allowed is because she's originating in Numbani, probably the most safe space for omnics to be.

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>>170224218
Man I wish their was more fan art of her in that outfit she looks way better. Only down side is that it doesn't show off her great ass.

>start with 2700sr
>reach 2990
>back to 2750 with straight loses
dammit

How do I optimize Symmetra on attack?

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>>170224750
>tfw your penis isn't symmetrical

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>>170224913
Chainsaw fuckers

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>>170224673
Looks like Gaga.

>>170224910
Same here except at 3980-4010.

It just means we're not quite ready for the next level but almost done with the one we're in now

>>170224913
Go behind them and put down teleporter then flank them. That is usually how I win games.

>>170224913
You don't

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>>170221859
Every role is easy to carry with in low SR.

>>170225168
But I must

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Bought the game and I am enjoying the characters and their backstory. The world seems fairly coherent and has a consistent vision, but I have noticed that there is barely any lore. Red pill me, is there going to be any story or are all the shorts just fancy ads.

>>170221976
The only drug i do is sugar

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>Play a couple of QP matches to grind for a loot box
>Genji, Hanzo and Widow in every game
>They are shit
>10 year olds sperging through a shitty mic
>Teammates leave all the time leaving your team at a disadvantage

I thought I was playing QP, not Comp.

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>>170224305
I'd take more Widow anything I'm obsessed with the blue.

>>170225175
no one should be left in low SR then, no child left behind, all roles are easy

>>170225323
There should be lore, but the original lead writer retired and the new one is a shipper that is more interested in giving Tracer a girlfriend than progressing the story.

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>4w 5l 1d

still got close to masters so i guess that's okay

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>>170224986
>wanting symmetry in the body

>>170225357
If that's working for ya, then great!

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>>170225656

>>170225446
>lead writer is shipper
what? How can you ship if you are the writer?

Is there any way to get out of bronze?

>>170225656
Thanks.

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>>170225656
next you should fix your eyesight

>>170225598
buckle up for your upcoming losing streak

>>170222489
What am I supposed to do?

>>170225750
Wait for your broken hands to heal.

>>170225750
is your monitor on?
are you clicking when the red guys are in your middle screen thingy looker?

>>170225750
Luck out on teams or become capable of solo carrying your team.

>>170225831
shoot it until it dies

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>>170225373
>Ask one of them to switch to reinhardt or something that is actually useful
>"lol dude chill it's just quickplay"

>>170223760

If you're mercy or d'va perhaps.

>>170225831

Shoot the poo in the loo until it dies.

No really. Just calm down and shoot her in the face. Unless she's already got a fully charged beam from your team being retards she isn't a threat at all.

>>170225898

Which character is most able to solo carry a team? I tend to do poorly with snipers and characters that need to move a lot like tracer and pharah. I tend to play rein, mercy, junkrat, lucio and Zenyatta.

what the fuck is with peopel trying to be le epic trolles and harassing people?

do you people have no empathy besides yoru fun in your group and losing sr?

>>170225741
He wants mercy and genji to bang, go figure

>>170225889

I'm a console shitter so there's no monitor or clicking but yes I'm doing that.

>>170226261
that's how a lot of burgers respond when they're called out.

outright hostile and they just decide they're gonna fuck your game up to get back at you.

Sometimes. After a really intense match and a victory, I like to masturbate to POV porn of Mercy; and pretend she's rewarding me with a good fuck for winning.

>>170225741
Chu chalks it up to personal preference, but it's pretty clear that he's gunning for Gency to be a thing (I'm not sure whether that's solely his decision or not, though). Some of it really is just shipping, though - I can't see JunkMei becoming canon, for instance, simply because there probably wouldn't ever be an opportunity for them to interact, but he seems to like that pairing regardless.

>my team doesn't even notice when our team comp changes
>doesn't notice when the enemy team is on the payload
>doesn't even hear the enemy team setting up and gunning them down right behinds us
This fucking playerbase makes me want to kill myself.

>>170226463

Same

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KILL ME NOW

How did I get this low when I went 5-5 in placements, anyway

>>170226184
there really is no way to solo carry in this game. The only real way is to just have good communication with your team and hope that they have at least half a brain

>>170226529
I know that feel all too well. I finished 1986 last season and my placements were so bad I ended at 1036.

>>170225598
considering its a peak for me, probably

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>>170224913
When attacking a group, focus on the healers first. Bunny hop like a mad woman and build your charge on them. Then start fucking up the tanks and dps. If youre facing a Rein, keep your distance and harrass him with your alt fire. It goes through his shield so spam it at his head.

>>170226296
>>170226462
What? Mercy and Genji? The Cyborg Ninja and Swiss Doctor? That makes no sense. I may have missed something but the two of them haven't even interacted in the lore. I know they were both part of overwatch though.

Like if you are saying shipping do you mean he is writing fanfiction?

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>duostack on my team
>they only ask each other whats a good strategy or hero pick

>>170226184
Play Pharah
She's pretty much invisible to the enemy team until masters

>>170226463
This

>>170226783
Mercy was the one who put Genji back together again, he owes a great debt to her

I JUST REALIZED

ORISA = OR15-A

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>be the only healer
>it's not working, completely lose first round
>mute everyone
>switch to Tracer
>Mei switches to heal at some point
>end up winning the match
>think I did fine
>unmute everyone
>apparently they're still flaming me for having switched and saying I didn't do anything

>>170226783
Mercy was the one who operated on Genji when he was dying, so they have some history. It's not very obvious in-game, but they do have a couple of exchanges and I'd guess Blizzard's building up to them becoming a couple.

>>170227061
DID YOU KNOW WATER IS WET?

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I play Sombra. Whenever I pick Sombra, my whole team decides to throw because I'm throwing. Why does everyone think Sombra is terrible? What have these youtubers been saying to make them think she's a terrible pick?

>>170220439
Rein's best for a push defender because he can move with his barrier and walk the team into the enemy.

Orisa will be an excellent anchor defender for chokes and points and has a good enemy-control ability and ranged offense.

Zarya and D. Va are great back-ups for both, sucking up enemy fire and prolonging the life of the barriers while protecting the flanks from attackers.

Winston and Roadhog round out the tanks by being the defenders who go out into the enemies and snipe the healers, supports, and flankers.

I'm actually looking forward to see the kinds of team combos Orisa will bring. Now if only Ana would be nerfed and the other healers slightly buffed so that the supports get some variety of play.

>>170227179
Compared to other picks she's sub-optimal.

>>170227143
Not always sometimes when I drink certain water it just makes my mouth more dry then wet.

>>170227143

But it's not necessarily

Ice is frozen, and steam is a gas

>>170217494
100% GERMAN POWER! KEEP ON CRUSADING!

>>170227179
I just don't understand why people throw just because of a character pick.

Part of me wants to believe they were going to throw regardless of picks.

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>>170226783
He had a phase where he would post a fan art of them together and made up couple names and stuff like that. People datamined some voice lines a couple months back where they were giving each other chocolates but they haven't gone live thus far.

>>170227179
Sombra is pretty terrible without the cooperation of your team
Going off on your own, she's just ends up being a crappier Tracer

>>170226964

I find it hard to get kills with pharah. I even mapped the jump/hover jets to left trigger but I still find it hard to get kills.

>>170226184
Genji, Zarya, Roadhog and whatever the cancer of the month hero is, right now it's Bastion or keep playing support and hope you get carried

>>170227025
>>170227115
And? She's a doctor. Wait, is this some kind of Soap-opera style romance where he falls in love with his doctor and its a forbidden love bullshit story.

>>170227179
Main reason everyone thinks she is terrible is because she doesn't make as big of an impact as someone like 76 would do. Literally everyone thinks all she does is sit around hacking health packs. She can be a great disruptor with her jack ability though, taking down rein shields and disabling abilities for a few seconds could literally save games. She really works more like an offensive support than an offense entirely.

>>170226703
How can I even manage to claw my way out of this hellhole

I don't have anybody to play with, so the best I can do is play rein/mercy/junkrat/pharah to carry the best I can

>>170227378
It's his r/asianmasculinity kicking in

>>170227437

t. someone who never played Sombra

she has a lot more utility than Tracer

>>170227476
It's not forbidden as far as anyone knows. That was ten years before the game takes place, and they seem to get along well on a non-professional level.

>>170227352
>Play Symmetra on defense
>Someone screams I am a troll then starts to throw on purpose
>Guy keeps dying on purpose nobody says anything
>I die once everyone loses their shit

We still won but holy fuck these people are awful.

>>170226389
just seems like every group of 2+ in this game uses 4chan lingo and tries to talk as much shit and bully their teammates as much as possible
idk what that's supposed to do tho other than lose you the game as they type and trash talk back

>>170217494

Reinhardt a best

>>170227476
>She's a doctor
You make it sound like she just cleaned up a scraped knee. Putting any romantic implications aside why would you not be grateful to the person who practically resurrected you?

>>170227485
Making MMO classes for an FPS was Blizzard's worst mistake with Overwatch. And some of the decisions they make for the characters are a close second.

>let's make a stealth character, but since people hate being surprised by stealth characters let's make her REALLY LOUD AND CALL OUT HER ATTACKS LIKE A POKEMON when she decloaks
>let's make her hacking be stopped by a fly farting in her general direction!
>let's make her gun's spread be as wide as post-buff Bastion's so that she's not overpowered!

>>170227534
"asian masculinity" uuhhhhh, do they know what 99% of women think of asian men? Those poor boys...

>>170220214

I was playing rein attack on temple of anubis, headed around the left tunnel on the second point, saw my teammates coming in, shattered the entire enemy team, charged through, firestriked and killed 3 enemy team before dying. no assistance from my team. the reaper was taking potshots from a distance, I saw him doing it after I died.

>>170227605
If you want to play non-meta heroes without getting frustrated you should just mute everyone before the game starts.
I find myself playing worse when I get agitated by annoying people in chat so just play your best without any communication and it should work

>>170227179
sombra is a shitter magnet
bad players pick sombra and do not communicate with their team
like hanzo, she is not bad, but the playerbase at large that picks her is
literally all you have to do to avoid this is a. tell them how to play for your ult charge, and b. call your ult when youre going in and make sure your team is alive and in position to follow up

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>>170227179
I don't understand why people below diamond get their panties in a twist if any off meta hero is picked. It's not like it even matters in low rank games.

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Is there a situation where these two are not a good pick?

>>170227832
even in mid diamond/low masters the meta doesnt matter

>>170222363
You AFK in Skirmish since that one has no AFK kick detector, but doing it in a solo game has lead to a strange result. If I enter in, then leave part way I get some XP, but if I just sit until 30m are up it does nothing.

I don't know if the same would happen in a public game.

>>170227739
asians girls like pretty boys with makeup, i don't think they care what a bunch of whales think

>>170227739
Have you not seen the /tv/ and /int/ spam from an american from there? He posts celeb 'couples'* and says something like "So and so and her asian boyfriend. AMWF." They're like really, really, really defensive about it.

*couple used loosely, 99% of the time, they're not even actual couples.

>>170227791

hardly anyone picks sombra

>>170227878
Rein is not good vs dive comps.
Lucio is not good when solo healing.

>>170227540
Utility that is highly dependent on coordinating with your team

If you don't have that coordination you don't accomplish much of anything

Why are placements such fucking cancer?

poorfag here, anyone wanna trade a steam account for a overwatch key?

>>170227832
But it DOES matter if you can't play that hero!

>>170227976
go steal mummy's credit card

>>170227832
because reddit, the normie meta slave factory. meanwhile actual good players flying in GM pick hanzo/widow/genji/sombra on the regular.

How do I get the most out of playing Lucio?

I'm gonna record my matches and post them, and then I'll be good

>>170228068
listen to the jet set radio soundtrack and wallride

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>>170216798
Kissu.