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>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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widowmaker's ass
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Mei's booty
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Mei!
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/OUR BOY/ CALLAHAN
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I like this exact one frame where Genji's sword takes up 80% of the screen
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Th for bravo for making the worst CTF you could possible ever make in a FPS, that and making a braindead hero actually overpowdered.

Blizzard, you're the worst in this industry and the only reason your shitty ass game sustains life is because its full of waifus and backboned by your giant WoW fanbase

I hope this shitty game burns down and crashed into nothing and leaves you without job, you deserve nothing more than suffering
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LiY0FYuJzQ

Reminder that this is the cancer we're stuck with for all of season 4
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>Sombra thread
Makes me think of a wonderful friendship i could have with her.
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where is 1v1 arcade

theres an empty space even for it right fucking here
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What's the worst ult in the game and why is it Junkrat's?
>Map wide shout 10 minutes before the tire is even brought out, let alone becomes controllable
>Tire can be killed, has extremely low health
>If you happen to get killed while the animation is happening before you can even use it, you lose all of your ult charge anyways despite heroes like Soldier and Genji having a couple second grace period that allows them to keep their ult charge
>Leaves you utterly defenseless while being used, so you die if a flanker happens to stumble across you
>Not guaranteed to kill a Roadhog or D.Va mech unless you're right on top of them
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>>169886431
bugged

PTR is supposed to remove bugs

good game?
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>>169886431
They said there was some bug that they're working on
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>>169886319
Cool thanks for visiting /owg/.

>>169886321
This is the issue with trying to make a game balance that works both for very good players and really bad ones.

Bastion was nearly useless in the upper rank comp, because virtually everyone knew how to flank and counter him. So they put out a buff for him. But Bastion was already doing well in lower ranks because people will just run up to him to get mowed down. I'm not sure how to design a hero like bastion in such a way that he is still viable in upper rank play but not dominating lower ranks.
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Why does Overwatch have so many bottom feeders?
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>>169886321
lmao

>>169886319
I'm a player of this shitty game and I agree with you 100%
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>>169886563
Either get rid of his self healing or from ironclad. I like Ironclad as an idea, but it shouldn't stack with bloody armor and nano that much.
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>>169886563
He was honestly fine and didn't need to be changed. Even in upper ranks you could surprise the fuck out of people just rolling with a speed boosted Bastion for one round on KOTH or something

I don't know why thought him being a fucking unkillable machine was a good idea, you would think the stationary target should be countered by flankers but all of them shoot pellets that just get absorbed by ironclad
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>>169886319
>giant WoW fanbase
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>>169886321
>dat ninja music

reminder that genji players are all filthy WEE-A-BOOBS
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>>169886753
That and the normies, ofcourse
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>>169886470
mccree
zenyatta if ana exists
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>>169886693
because it has sniper classes and genji
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>>169886431
the real question is: where is random brawl??
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>>169886321
>"pros" and attention whores getting shat on by bastion

This is the best thing that ever happened in this game.
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i fucking hate genjis
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>>169886713
If their going to make him a more mobile hero by adding in the moving self heal and the decreased deployment time, I'd probably go with the removal of the Iornclad mechanic.

>>169886725
I haven't really seen bastion do anything in upper ranks that another hero couldn't do better. Your right he can set up as a nasty surprise for the other team as long as he has some means of getting there without being spotted, but as soon as the other team is aware of him he's outclassed by most other options.

I don't know, I haven't seen him used successfully that much, but maybe you have.
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>>169886563
This is a good point; Bastion is kinda like Roadhog in terms of ballance.
I like that he got buffed, that was needed. But I do believe they went too far in too short time. A signle hero buff shouldn't be meta-defining. The passive AND mobile healing? On an already 300 hp hero?
This is blizzard style buffing - overdone and destined to be nerfed again.
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>>169886913
>not expecting a genji to deflect
>going back in at 80 health
You did this to yourself
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There is an answer to these rein and bastion nests you can't break. All you need to do is ask and she will appear very loudly.
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>>169887032
Honestly I would of liked to have seen a sombra buff before this, I haven't really seen much use of her in any rank.
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>We don't want PTR for balance feedback, we just want to test bugs. Besides, almost no one plays it
>Overwhelmingly people say Bastion is fucking stupid and he didn't need this many buffs
>Patch goes to live
>Buggy as shit anyway

THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF PTR
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>>169886997
His self healing is absurd and a big part of the reason he's so bloody tanky. I don't know, I just like the idea of passives for heroes.
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>>169886693
All that clickbait
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>>169887054
>going back in at 80 health

I expected him to think i already left the building. Thats why i waited a few seconds before going back.
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>Top post on reddit is a Genji dashing onto the point solo against like 4 enemies and trying to Dragonblade a bastion to death while the bastion heals and is getting healed by an amped up lucio

>Bastion survives, therefore the hero is busted

I don't understand
Nobody complained when you can't kill a mei in ice block
Or when reaper could avoid an entire Dragonblade with wraith form

Or when roadhog just laughs at dragon blade and heals off the damage then hooks and kills you

Or rein straight up duels you with his hammer and wins

Or when Zarya bubbles herself

Or tracer just recalls and blinks away

Why is it so wrong that Bastion can use his abilities to actually win and be useful?
Are you so blinded by memes that you think it is inexcusable for bastion to be viable?

I'm 13-4 with sombra this season and found tracer really really good and killing off bastion but I still see Genji trying his weaboo shit and soldiers solo ulting a stationary bastion and wondering why it isn't working


I really hope blizzard doesn't listen to these shitters that aren't even playing the game properly just because they haven't played against aren't bastion in months
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I love Hana.
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>>169887139
What if self healing was interpretable again?
He still could heal himself while moving, but that ridiculous situation of healing himself through every ult would be avoided
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just received 82 SR for 1 win

seems like the system thinks im below my level
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>>169887271
why wouldn't a genji run after a probably lone low widow on an enclosed enviroment? You took a risk and payed for it, can't blamed the genji on that
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>>169887139
I prefer active skills to passive ones, as those generally demand more input from players, thus enabling a greater degree of skill to enter into the performance of a hero.

>>169887338

Maybe reducing the healing rate of the self heal would accomplish what you would like?
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Guys, I am an incredibly average player. My ranking is just over 2000 and I win almost exactly 50% of games I play.

Is there drills etc. I can do to become better? It seems like I am stuck at one particular skill level despite playing a good 90 hours of the game.
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>>169887274
This just is relatively rapid and drastic buff, I think people have a right to question its balance. I'd give it a season to play out for players to get used to facing bastions before making any sort of call about whether it was to far, but I will say it is a somewhat dramatic buff to hand out in one patch.
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>>169887274
It's d.va 2.0, in month he will get raped so hard nobody will ever touch him again.
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>>169887338

>Rein, Zarya, Roadhog, Dva, mei, reaper and even tracer surviving ultimate by using an invuln skill or just healing through it or blocking it with defense matrix/a shield
>This is fine

>Bastion anchoring himself to the floor and doing 0 dps while healing himself nonstop to survive an ultimate
>Not fine

If anything the only NERF bastion needs is the recharge rate on his healing meter, just like Dva when she first got DM changed to a meter

It's too readily available. Make it so if you pressure the Bastion enough he won't have any healing left and have to either get up and hide or die
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I've been playing for 5 hours today and I have lost 95% of my matches. How does this work?
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This nigger robot better directly counters Bastion, otherwise Blizzard can fuck off and die in a gutter, I dont need another shitty useless piece of garbage hero like Sombrero
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>>169886776
He's legitimately being ironic though.
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>>169887404
therer's no skill on holding m2 when you're taking damage m8, especially when it's on a resource bar like that. Having D.va have the defense matrix the way it is is fine because it should run out in the middle of a fight and wearing it out is a possible strategy, but why have a healing source that can be amped by ana's nade on that?

Passives are nice as a way to make heroes more unique and fun to play
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>>169887523

>Just over 2k
>Average

Just practice practice practice

What you need is more game sense and decisions making skills and better accuracy, and that will only come with time
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>>169887274
>What do you mean it's fucking dumb for a character to have armor, 50hp/s heal, 35% damage reduction and the highest dps or a weapon with almost no spread that makes for ez headshots?

How the fuck are there people saying Bastion isn't busted. Why give him THIS many buffs when any one of them would've been good enough.
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Did they change Ana's critbox? My accuracy in bot training increased by 10% since last time (pre patch).
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>>169887593
Jeff Kaplan himself searched for the worst teammates for you every game to make you mad as fuck.
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>>169887615
If the new hero was made with countering Bastion then Blizzard is fucking stupid, why want balance feedback when we don't even have the psychic powers to see that the new hero counters Bastion anyway so it doesn't matter
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Do you guys listen to music while playing? I feel like I should relax more during the game but I don't want to miss foot steps etc.
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>no option to report and ban players for playing Mercy or Bastion in QP
I just want to remove autistic from my game.
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>>169887652

>There's no skill involved in making the conscious decision to do something involving stopping shooting and using using a different ability in order to ensure your survival in reaction to an event happening in game

Granted it's not a lot of skill but it kinda is skill based m8.
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>>169887523
Hmm. Arcade is an underrated mode in my opinion. Get lootboxes while improving with specific heroes, although some game mechanics (Such as pushing/defending a point) are something you should probably go to quickplay with.

If your aim sucks, I'd recommend doing a custom match, headshots only, against a team of hard anas. Because ana's can't headshot, you can practice trying to score headshots on fast moving AI.

If you don't get the mechanics of some hero powers, I'd recommend looking up some guides for whatever hero your interested in.

I'd say it's a good idea to have at least on hero that your good with in DPS, Tank, and support. I wouldn't sweat the trash talk thrown @ "mediocre" players here. Just keep playing and you'll get better with time.

Good Luck!

>>169887760
Maybe softer music wouldn't obscure footsteps?

>>169887792
Yeah it's a more general statement than a specific one. I don't have to think that much about "how" to use iornclad, it's just a passive element in the game. But I do have to think about when and where to heal.
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>>169887792
My point is that shit always seems to be up due to the nature of the game. It's not impossible for a bastion to just retreat whilst healing or stall out the attacks using its healing + ironclad in turret
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So its confirmed that Doomfist is the next hero with that numbani hint?
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>>169887663

Recon form needed help because he has has a giant hit box and was pretty much a worse 76

He's still a worse 76 but now not so bad that recon isn't useful

As for the other changes, what you're basically saying is

>How is it fair that Bastion is able to survive things

>How Is it fair that mei can go completely invulnerable while healing while freezing the entire team then coming out and head shorting everyone
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>>169887760
I do, while fucking around in QP or Arcade I just play whatever music I want and sing along to it, but if I play Comp I try to just have instrumental stuff play so it's easier to focus.
I just keep it low enough for me to hear it, but keep the game volume high enough to hear everything
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>>169887627
ironic weeb is still a weeb, faggot
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>>169887920

That's what needs to be changed if anything about Bastion

Reduce the recharge rate on his healing. Nothing else needs changing
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>>169887938
it's confirmed that Doomfist is NOT the next hero.
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>>169887938
No. In fact it's more confirmed that he ISN'T the next hero, but could most certainly be the one after that. There's also the idea floating around about us getting two at the same time
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How are the RP server?
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>>169887593
Same here, lost about 8 games in a row, had throwers in 2 of them.
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6W 1D 3L
Ranked at 3421 was 3661 at the end of season.
Hopefully in my next couple of matchs, i can hit masters.
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>>169887938
Its gonna be a robot made by a nigger

its gonna be a shitty tank, who cares go fuck off and do something more useful instead of having hope for them to make a actual good hero
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nice i just lost with gold damage as sombra in team with mccree and roadhog
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>>169888091
>two at the same time
Yeah, right. As if Blizzard would do that.
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>>169887523
2000 skill rating, should have clarified that
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>>169886254
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>>169888167
I lost a game with gold damage as Zenyatta yesterday.
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>>169886254
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>fucking matrix is still not fixed

I mean, it's not like i wanted to play or anything.
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>>169887954
>Recon form needed help

Either make him good as an immovable sentry or make him good as a mobile shooter, he doesn't need to be good at everything. He is not fucking worse than 76, as a character as a whole he's better at this point

Why is Bastion better at tanking ults than any other character and in fact builds ult charge for it. It's not just "durr he survives things what's the big deal Reinhardt and Roadhog survive stuff" he survives things by a fucking mile better than anyone else

As for the second one are you fucking seriously comparing Mei using her ult to Bastion just in his fucking normal sentry state.

Exactly how much glue have you been sniffing you don't see the fucking problem?
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>>169888116
Role playing servers?
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Is it just me or did that last update fuck with mouse sensitivity. Been running the same settings since the game launched and since the update I cant hit shit.

Today I messed with the sensitivity settings (turned it up a bunch) and was back to being able to aim consistently. The game still feels a little unresponsive though. (I'm getting 90-100 frames on average so it isn't that)
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Consider the following:

>Titanfall 2

A fast paced FPS where shitters get punished and being fast and accurate gets paid off, only the best survive

>game is fucking dead

>Overwatch

FPS ""moba"" where most heroes have fucking press to win buttons, casual normie shitters everywhere win the game because skill ceilings are nowhere to be found

>game is super popular

Really makes you think...
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The salt I keep seeing over Bastion rivals that of the Dead Sea.

Jesus christ it's hilarious.
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Why is Pharah so shit now?
>need 4 direct hits rockets to kill bastion
>Can only hit 2 since he can switch so fast
>he can also fucking heal all the dmg you do
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>>169888389
>Game is fucking dead

it just had a recent update didn't it? It's still fairly popular
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>>169888389
>have fucking press to win buttons
like what
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>>169888394
t. bastion main

Cant wait until Blizzard reverts the buff and turns the braindead cancer robot back into bronze tier trash he was suposed to be
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>every patch introduces more bugs, even to heroes who didn't receive any balance changes
what the FUCK are the people doing?
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>>169888437
>>169888439
>responding to shitty /v/ bait
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>>169888394
>dude le salt twitch chat meme

If anything I'm more "salty" at Blizzard for PTR being completely fucking pointless, doing nothing balance wise and adding more bugs to the game when pushed to live, and existing bugs with Sombra are still not fixed 4 months after her inclusion
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>lose 8 matches
>place 3700

300 less than what I ended as but that's what I get for not playing bastion I guess
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>>169886153
the overwatch /wg/ thread is shit

pls gibe your best papes
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>>169888495
they care about money, like any game developer they pander to the biggest audiance to ensure the survival of the game. In this case Overwatch is FILLED TO THE BRIM with casual shitters, so everytime the bunch cries about something, Blizzard WILL make their wishes come true to make them not drop the game like the hot garbage it secretely is.
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>>169887663
I get it, you're angry you got placed in bronze, but dont take it out on bastion.
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>>169888195

Did you miss the beta where Genji Mei and Dva all got released at the same time? It's obvious blizzard wants to do it again but they're scared. They might do 2 this time to test the waters again
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>>169888564
>Zarya's face
Absolutely beautiful.
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Fucking kill me

I've only done 3 placement matches and I've lost them all, 3 gold medals in each fucking game, I've been kicking ass or at worst, doing pretty decent (and in the game where I only did decent we also had a disconnecter)

I'm going to place like SHIT just like last season where I placed fucking ~1800 and had to spend a fuckton of hours clawing my way up to my highest (2800)

Mad

How the fuck do you people manage to place any higher than 2500, nevermind fucking 3000+? Even in S2 I only initially placed 2200 or so.
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>>169888564
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>reeeeeee how dare the other team use teamwork and support their Bastion while I try to solo ult him as ninja samurai man
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>>169887113
>All you need to do is ask and she will appear very loudly.
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>>169888480
>Cant wait until Blizzard reverts the buff

>Blizzard
>ever reverting balance changes even if it's the most sensible thing to do
>implying they're not just gonna gut him and make him even worse than before patch 1.8
History shows their fragile pride is more important than overall game health.
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>>169888651
By finishing last season with a rank higher than 3500. I went 3/7 in placements and got 3273 SR.
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>>169888408
Pharah at lower levels of play is basically a carry for you team if you play her well, in that case Bastion shouldn't be a problem, if you can't hit him with direct hits while he moves improve on your aim.

At higher levels though, just coordinate with other people on your team, also at higher levels you have bigger problems to worry about if you are playing pharah
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>>169888675
Nobody should help Bastion's or Mercy's. Fuck off to Reddit.
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>playing with a friend on eichenwald defense
>potg goes to our mccree using a flanking deadeye on the third point
>he killed three people, but couldn't kill the nano tank bastion that still had a circle twice its size slowly diminishing after 3ish seconds
I really, really like this new patch
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>>169888750
So your last-standing ranking from last season helps shape your placement for this one?
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>Forced into either picking your own Bastion or Sombra to break up enemy Bastion setup
>People see no problem with this

Really noggens my boggens that nothing breaks a rein shield faster than a Bastion, so your team just fucking gets shredded once yours breaks unless you can break theirs too.

Oh and if you haven't seen two damage boosted Bastions shooting at each other to see which cracks first it's literally the stupidest thing I've seen in this game, what a joke.
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>>169888312

>He survives things by a fucking mile better than anyone else

Not true
Mei, rein and Zarya can save their entire team from ults whereas bastion just survives them on his own

>Are you seriously comparing mei using her ult to bastion in his normal state

Well the point is Mei can wipe several people solo just as bastion can and she can survive tons of shit using defensive abilities just like bastion can

But she's more control based rather than dps based

I'm not having troubles with bastion this patch because I'm not a retard that didn't see this coming and didn't practice sombra. Even if you aren't good with sombra, just pick tracer and pulse bomb him
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>>169888817
Yes, that has always been the case. There's no hard reset, just a stupid soft reset.
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>>169888564
>Precision German Engineering and Monki aren't in there
>none of the Bots in there for the joke of it
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>>169888408

>Now

Since when has Pharah been good? Bastion getting better didn't change her from shit tier status
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>>169888854
SPARTAAAAANS

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION
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>>169888858
>>Well the point is Mei can wipe several people solo
You have never played mei, have you? You can maybe kill two squishies with a well placed Blizzard, but there's no way in hell you're wiping a team with tanks alone.
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>you get the potg
>someone micspams moonman over it
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>>169888858
>I'm not having troubles with this patch because I'm in the shitter ranks and think Sombra is good

Yeah, we're done here.
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>tfw south korean
>tfw mid plat
>tfw people will keep memeing me and asking if I'm a god player when I decide to play on the NA server with my american friends

Fuck you
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>>169888854
i was all in my head
>man, three reins? that would be shit to deal with.
and then i realized there's three reins and that's not even quickplay but instead no limits or some other shit custom mode.
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>>169889009
>having voice sound on in this game

I bet you also dont mute the lobby, fucking normie
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>>169888116
I checked out a few RP servers for keks but shitters came in just to fight anyway so hardly any actual roleplaying was happening
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>>169888854

>Reeeeee why should I have to react to and counter the enemy team comp why can't I just blast out Dubstep while my own pocket Ana Nanoboosts me and I fly around one shotting everyone as weaboo cyborg ninja man


Owg showing its true colours this patch
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>tfw to inteligent to care about ranking points

Tryhard plebs can't even fathom the amount of fun I'm having now.
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>>169888564
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>>169888928
pharah decimates in low skill levels


>source: bronzer whose whole team freaks the fuck out whenever theres an enemy pharah
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>>169889001

Yes I've never player the hero I'm talking about
Oh wait that's you senpai

Bastion can't wipe a team solo either my point is: It is not a bad thing that Bastion no longer falls to pieces the moment you blink at him

And no amount of memeing on your part will change this

Either learn to counter him or quit
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>>169888887
Kill me now
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hm
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>>169889090
Didn't even mention genji but nice projecting.

But you're right, there's definitely not balance issues with the fact a character is so good the best counter to it is to do the exact same shit the enemy is doing. See which Bastion wins and that determines the fight.
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>>169889234
Lewd.
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>>169889017

>I can't counter hero Reeeeee

Well here's a counter in sombra, she's hard to play if you don't understand her role but she was recently buffed and people made top 500 maining her last season prebuff so you really have no excuse


>No she is shit and bastion is U N S T O P P A B L E
>I know this because all 10 of my Wood league placement games had a bastion in them, if only blizzard didn't break the game then I'd be at the GM rank I deserve reeeee
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Forsake your post-apocalyptic pastiches and their derivative grungy personages, and submit to the awe-inspiringly explosive might of DOCTOR AGAN!!!
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>GM matches doing Bastion v Bastion
>Tournaments doing Bastion v Bastion
>/owg/ still says this is fine and if you don't like it you're a fucking SHITTER

call me when they stop making the most boring heroes mandatory
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>>169889260

>The best counter is another bastion

>Not a tracer blowing him up instantly or a Sombra disabling him and his nest giving your team and free team wipe

It's like you don't even know what you're talking about
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>>169881771
>Friendly reminder for all my fellow Pharah autists that you can create custom aim training games against Ana and Zarya bots now.
Details?
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>>169887274
Because none of those heroes have a fucking gattling gun with an enormous ammo clip and insane range backing them up.
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>Only ever played on Xbone and PS4
>Watch Adam play it on PC
>It looks absolutely gorgeous, runs like a dream, and completely lacks connection issues

Pretend like I have a pic of the fat crying Wojack wearing the PS4 getup.
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>>169889521
Pulse bomb doesn't kill him anymore. Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
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>>169888564

>76 in tube socks and sandals

wow what a piece of shit
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ok im actually starting to get tilted i'm about to lose another game as gold dmg sombra
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>>169889634
dude just shoot him lmao nevermind ana will grenade him and you the second that shit goes off, or the fact that you're needing to build a 400 damage ult to kill 1 fucking 300 hp character
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>>169889521
>tracer blowing him up instantly
Noice one, bastion shitter.
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>>169889634
>>169889763

It leaves him with like 35 hp. Just fucking shoot him Tracer deals 240 fucking dps he can't heal through that

>But his ana healed him

Well done the enemy team protected each other and you couldn't get a sick kill by pressing Q

Kill the ana first next time

Watched seagull playing Bastion last night and tracer was the one he feared, the one killing him and breaking the nest over and over
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>It's a faggot DPS who isn't doing jack shit that refuses to change to another thing so other people can do DPS game
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>>169890003
>REEEE SOMEONE TOOK MY MAIN
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>>169889201
I don't want him to die to a sneeze like before, but the amount of shit he can survive is ridiculous
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>>169889971
>m-muh STREAMERS (even then you choose fucking seagull the clown)
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>>169888564
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>>169890064
Not him but it's not that. It's some chucklefuck instalocking Soldier and then never once looking up, or someone picking Pharah and not being able to hit the broad side of a barn.
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>>169890123
Is this based on fucking pacific rim
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Think im about to quit comp gained over a thousand sr and lost over 700 today. There are just an obscene amount of throwers in comp matches. I had a widow throwers 4 times in a row 3 were the same guy. Retards that rage quit twice in a row. And a dozen imbecile friend pairs.
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>>169889481
>Seagull, Harbleu, IDDQD and friends doing placements as 6 stack
>Roll a game against Rogue (pro team)
>Hanamura
>Point A is Bastion v Bastion
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Why is Pulse Bomb so shit? I just want to make an impact with the adhd lesbian.
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im beginning to feel REALLY compelled to enable chat just to flame my teammates
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>>169890427
>and friends
They're the new NRG team actually.
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>>169890708
I spent the entire two days saying nothing then I caught a filthy thrower in action and told the maggot off.
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>>169890481
It's the fastest charging ult. It's value lies in the fact that you can use it in every fight.
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>>169890123
Replying just to admire this picture. I'd love some more "serious" themmed Overwatch art.
An actual omgscarry Reaper? Standing surrounded by corpses with shotgun wounds.
Man I wish I could draw.
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>>169890481
It deletes most of the cast, it just takes practise to land consistently. Don't waste it on tanks.
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>absolutely destroying enemy dps and about to kill them
>teammates helps him survive or kills me
>"thank you" voice line

How much of a pathetic little bitch do you have to be to need help on a dps v dps that aren't hard nor soft counters and still feel obliged to externalize your gratitude ?

I know this is a team game, but this shit triggers me so fucking much because i've played a lot of 1v1 centric games
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Post main
Post favorite quote

>D.Va
>Boom shakalaka! She's on fire!
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>>169890854
It's also balanced out by the fact that it doesn't have a lot of counterplay, other than the occasional instant invulnerability ability or Zarya bubbles.
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>>169891110
Maybe stop thinking you're hot shit and charging at the enemy
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i swear half the time my teammates don't even notice if i hack an enemy
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>magdump turret mode bastion as Tracer
>stick a pulse bomb up it's butt
>magdump said bastion again
>bastion is still alive and has 50% of his hp left
really makes you think
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>>169891119
>Zenyatta
>"Pass into the Iris"
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>>169891119
Pharah
"Flying the friendly skies"
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>>169891119
>Lucio
>I cannot stop and I will not stop
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>>169891119
Zenyatta
His interaction with Zarya:
>Zarya: "I've got my eye on you, omnic."
>Zenyatta: "And I will watch your back in turn."
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>>169891264
I'm thinking "how could you possibly fuck up that bad?"
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>all these cry babies on youtube, twitch, and reddit whining about the 3K rank decay
>somehow can't find time to play 7 20-minute games in an entire week
>"I'm so busy, I actually have a life, thanks blizz comp is dead now" from self-important """"influencers""""
These people are annoying because with enough of them crying about the decay, Blizz probably will neuter it.
The idea that some internet socialite can't somehow manage to find time for a measly 7 games in a week and wants to be coddled after placing in whatever shit rank houses these chubs is incredible.
I work 60 hours a week and do shit with friends and somehow I'm able to find the time to play 7 games in an entire fucking week.
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>2 supports is now "too many support heroes"
>2 tanks is now "too many tank heroes"

Blizzard, what are you doing?
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>>169891119
>Reinhardt
>I am capturing the objective, join me in glory!
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>>169890779
didn't you hear them? they are just friends playing on a friend team
I even heard talk of them possibly getting a cool friend house
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>genji tryna ult on my bastion
get that weak ass shit outta here boiii
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Are end of season rewards based on season high or current rank?
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>>169891370
>not
>the Universe shall embrace you
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>Team takes point
>Team immediately scatters to chase people
>Team gets killed because they're all spread out
>Enemy team easily takes the point

>Tell team I have transcendence
>Enemy Soldier ults
>Enemy Ana nanoboosts Soldier
>Use my ult
>Team scatters to the winds, leaving me alone on the point
>Decide to skedaddle
>One shot by a Roadhog's rmb the second my ult ends
>Enemy team easily takes the point

>Enemy Winston leaps into our backline
>No mobility, can't escape
>Discord him, hold down lmb and hope for the best, expecting my team to help since he was right in front of them, then leaped over them behind us so they should know he's there and shouldn't need me to call it out
>Die
>Killcam shows him zapping 2 other people as well as me
>Neither of them turn around and he kills them as well

>There's an Ana on our team
>At the end of the match, 7k healing was enough to me to have gold healing
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>>169891640
Season high.
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>>169887523
>>169888212
2000 is under average.
2500 is average.
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>>169891640
Season high. Top 500 is the only one where you need to end top 500 to get the rewards instead of hitting it once.
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WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MATCHED WITH SEASON 2 DIAMONDS KILL ME
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>>169891457
>not "that's how you get tinnitus!"
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>>169887113
you have been visited by the spanish spooker of hacks and health spawns. good games and broken barriers will come to you but only if you post BEEN HERE ALL ALONG in this thread
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>eichenwalde
>defense: bastion, mei, sym, rein
how do you get past that?
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>>169891682
Well thank fuck for that think ill just main some fun heroes then for the rest of the season.
Thats such a dumb idea really it just encourages people not to try.
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>yfw they actually did learn from the ARG and are deciding to not do another but they're still going to drag it out until May 19th
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>>169891814

Teleport behind them.
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okay i've lost 6 in a row now from being 1 game away from reaching GM and being able to call it quits for this season until balance changes hit

i guess i'll give up
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>>169891119
>Roadhog
"Violence is usually the answer"
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remember when bastion wasn't in the meta? damn, those were the good days
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What was the last straw for you guys?

I was playing Zarya and everyone but me and the enemy bastion went down. Was at full charge and self barrier was up. I emptied my entire clip into him at full charge and he just healed through it. I barriered and reloaded and then tried again and he unloaded his entire flip into me and I died.

Fuck this stupid ass shit. Everyone said "Oh it's different, Jeff is in charge he won't fuck you over like they did in Warcraft! They will listen to PTR!" Meanwhile D.Va went live literally broken and Winston's head hitbox is still in his FUCKING SHOULDER when he crouches.

Oh and the icing on the cake is they bitched at us for not playing PTR and giving enough feedback before!

Oh and do you want a cherry on top? THEY STILL DON'T WANT TO BUFF SOMBRA DESPITE HER BEING OUT FOR FOUR FUCKING MONTHS AND BOTTOM IN EVERY FUCKING TIER BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT ANOTHER ANA SITUATION

OH YEAH A HERO THAT WILL DOMINATE AND DEFINE THE META, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE THAT WILL BE

Fuck this shit, new Zelda comes out tomorrow. Maybe I'll check back in for Overwatch pr0n and see how season 5 is.
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If a mercy boosts ana, do her darts heal more health?
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>>169891927
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>>169891814
You hope really hard that people on your team can play Pharah and Sombra
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>>169891814
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>these fucking bastion buffs
I'm just skipping ranked this season.
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>>169891927
The Efi thing is an ARG its just they decided to not hide the clues.
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What are some decent modes in the server browser? They all seem silly shit you do once or twice until you get bored.

What are also some decent ones to farm exp?
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>>169892045
>blizzard has so little faith in their balance they were worried they'd instantly create another meta-defining hero
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>>169891927
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Is bastion really a problem for people? The qp I've done against bastion hasn't proved a huge issue for me as a new zenyatta main. Most bastions are easily psyched put from a nice discord orb. Get a hog to distract him, boop his rein away with a dva charge, a Lucio boop, or pharah boop, discord and let loose while hog snags and scraps him. Had one bastion I just kept discarding and he kept running away to drop my discord, just letting my team push the other 5 back easily without their precious bullet hose.
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>>169892045
>They will listen to PTR!

Who the hell thinks this, at this point? Even Jeff himself said the PTR isn't for fucking with balance changes, whatever is there will get to live regardless of what people say. That's how Blizzard works, when do these people fucking learn.
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do you agree? I don't. She should never get hit.
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>>169892231

Ana paintball is pretty neat.
Get a job, it's 5 boxes an hour and more fun than overwatch.
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>>169892291
Its pretty obscene how mei can auto delete Tracer just by accident,
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>>169892276
>QP
There's the problem
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>>169892291
Tracer should get a cool new ult like Symmetra did.
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>>169892208
I wouldn't say it's an ARG. It's just hype. The whole point of an ARG is that there are clues to find in the first place that lead you to other shit. Right now they're just posting images on Twitter as a teaser.
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>Half the team is dead
>Ultimates used on their side
>Graviton, Reinhardt, Nano Boost, Genji Sword
>Fly in and rez right in front of the Reinhardt's face
>He's swinging at me as I'm invincible
>Crouch spam with his swings
>Fly away as the invincibility wears off and we team kill
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>>169890064
Joke's on you, my mains are tanks.
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>>169891814
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>>169892391
Well I'm not going to make comp teams suffer while I get some of the finer points of zenny down.

I'm not justifying these buff nor saying they need to remain, I'm just not going to do like my friends did and just give up because bastion is a harder to deal with. They won't play because they are a pharah and mercy main respectively and won't adjust and adapt for the change. Meanwhile I'm doing what I can to adjust and keep having fun
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>>169892291
for reference she was complaining because I killed her with a flashbang heads shot combo about 9 times in one match.
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>>169892461
Thats what im saying they are giving clues just not hiding the clues.
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>>169892502
>other team didnt kill a shitty healer so I get to win the game
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Do you think people are being too stubborn to switch from their mains to address this new composition?

One EMP would set up an easy rushdown on these Rein/Bastion nests, but nobody wants to play Sombra.
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>POTG
>its just Mercy sitting in the corner behind a door letting her team fucking die
>flies in to rez
>just to get niggered right afterwards

healsluts should be banned from the fucking game
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who else /zelda/ here until they fix this retarded shit with bastion
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>>169891814

>pick Pharah
>hope your healer isn't pure garbage and heal you every once in a while
>hope your team have a teamcomp that shits on rectangle man's rectangle or a genji/tracer
>hope your team can capitalize on your pressure or they can create pressure so you can capitalize on it

Pharah is the best for point A where is Waldo. If you can't get the point with her, then either you or your team is pure garbage (i'm assuming you're on sub GM). In any case, you gotta have lots of hopes for a hired gun by the matchmaking.
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How do we fix Overwatch?
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When's the next event so I can see no skin for Widowmaker again?
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>>169892640
You'd think at masters and grand masters it'd get better.
It doesn't.

I remember a competitive match last season on the end of Route 66 where I hid, then flew in to rez as graviton/etc. was blown and we were on overtime, then I flew in and rezzed and team wiped causing victory, and one person said "nice rez mercy saved the day"
He was a twitch streamer and I went through his archive and in the team voice he was going "FIND THAT FUCKING MERCY" and everyone was looking after the wipe, everywhere but where I was.

One of my more prouder moments.
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>>169892713
I play Roadhog. bastion gives me no trouble. Hooking him and shooting him twice is usually enough to get the job done.
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>>169892686
>nobody wants to play Sombra.

I want to but everyone starts having tantrums the moment I pick her.
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>people keep saying bastion still has a laser

have they even played him yet?
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>when "people" complain that they have to play 7 games a week to maintain their rank
why do these "people" even care about their ranks if they dont play the game?
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When will I have a fucking option to exclude in progress games from my quickplay search? Because I'm getting real fucking tired of joining an in progress stomp just because someone else couldn't bare the 4 additional minutes to lose because they're shit.
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>>169892861
this is one of the only rule 63 of Junk/Hog I have seen done correctly. Hog is fat and Junk's hair is blown off and burnt like it's supposed to be. Junk is still a bit too cute though. Should look more maniacal.
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>less than an hour on hero
>gold elims
>only card on the team every game
>teammates always off on their own
>if one other person actually gave a shit we'd win
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>>169892885
This is why blizzard ignore balancewhiners.

Fucking league of legends babies that don't want to do anything other than solo carry with their main then beg for nerfs of anything they can't handle
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>>169891731
That's still kind of dumb, I mean yeah it encouraged not caring once you hit top 500, but with the change it just means you don't care about top 500 until the last few weeks
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>>169893319
But this team he is actually OP and a Genji can't counter him at all
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>>169893319
>Genji
>Bastion counter

funneh joke
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>>169893319
Hanzo is able to do it if you're really fucking good like Wraxu or something. Genji and Widow is a no no.
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>>169893358
>>169893386
Way to miss the point.
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>>169893386
>widows on attack

holy shit i wish i could give people hemorrhages through the internet
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>>169886153
do you remember when this game came out and everybody said that Bastion was OP? and then everybody learned to counter him? and he was trash?
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>>169893121
>Fuck you faggot, you dare complain about BlizzGod's perfect balance? You'll take that dick and like it too
>>
>literal 13-year-old screaming in his mic about bastion
>telling me "we don't need a lucio"
i-i seeded in at 1900 after really embarrassingly bad games in my promos, I thought I could get into gold pretty easily but this is proving harder than I thought :(
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>>169893464
>Widow NOT on attack

She's way better on attack than defense if you're going to have her at all
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>>169893319
>pick widow or hanzo
>team explodes in a cloud of salt dust
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>>169893530
its a
>me better than others
post again :(
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>can't even one shot a Bastion as Widow
nice """counter"""
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>know how to counter pick
>know to group up for pushes
>know not to get fucked in lost causes
>too old and lack the twitch reactions used to have so can't do anything in comp
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>>169893586
So she's shit then, got it. At least an attack hanzo can spam his GEOGRAPHY arrow and clear a point with his ult
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>>169893945
You're just shit stop blaming your age.
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>>169893983
widow can do the same, but instead of using abilities, it takes raw skill :^)
>>
What did you think of Overwatch when you saw/heard of it for the first time?
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>>169893983
Well there is this thing called clicking on heads, where if you do it you do 300 damage
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>>169888319
How the hell would RP in overwatch work?

>>169891026
There's some decent software and tutorials online if your interested. I'd always like to see people less lazy then me make stuff.

>>169893443
I could see widow doing it depending on the map and the bastions location. If the bastion is receiving any amount of support from his team it'll be hard to take him on as gengi. Maybe locking him down with a reflect so the rest of the team can put out the damage to kill him.
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>>169893945
just be a good boy and play support.

maybe stop playing on console too
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Are they gonna ban hog from it and make 3v3 great again?
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>>169893856
>Bastion's core no longer gains ironclad

Better?
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>>169894095
I started playing around Halloween. When I first saw some gameplay I saw someone playing Hanzo( didnt know who that was back then) and I thought it was a shitty game. I thought this was some kind of cartoon cod
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>>169894095
Cool a shooter my Blizzard fanboy friends will actually play with me
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>>169894109
unless you hit a Bastion then it does 217 damage :^)
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Kinda wish there was a random hero pick option in comp out of a pool of favourite heroes. I might just use a rng script.
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>>169893478
Could he heal through ults back then? I forget.
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>>169894095
>This looks like a console game.
And that was judging from the first teasers. (Sure, they were slow as to show how things work, but in retrospect I was right about this game feelign really sluggish,)
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>dude just le counter Bastion xD
tell that to the pro players that want to ban him from tournaments
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>>169894159
Tell Jeff to fuck off and nerf Bastion already
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>>169894095
Unreal tournament.
It was not that. Its more moba forced into fps.
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>Rein, Mercy and Bastion is the new meta

Fuck this season is cancer and Blizzard isn't gonna treat it with chemo like it fucking deserves.
At least I can still help my team melt them with some well applied discords.
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>Jeff: We're "poised to act quickly" if things go wrong with the Bastion patch

so...pretty much knew from the start that shit was busted and went ahead and sent it out anyway, just like hook 2.0

n i c e
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>>169891757
>"that's how you get tinnitus!"
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>>169894159
I'd like there to be a ranking system in 3v3, even a hidden one, so that I get paired up with people of similar skill. I've experienced to many stomps both ways in the mode.

>>169894272
Play in mystery hero arcade mode, unless you just want to wreck whatever team you play with in comp.

>>169894440
What's the quickest balance patch Blizzards released? They always seem like they take forever.
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>>169894409
They are 100% going to drop the new hero in this season.
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>>169894409
>new meta
we just reverted back to the beginning. People are retarded all over again it seems. This is why we need history.
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I fuckin hate metas changing to fast. There are like 2-3 different metas in each season. Instead of balancing the game they over buff shitty heroes and nerf all heroes that require any skill.
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>>169892819
whats your battletag?
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when were you when mercy and reinhardt side with omnics?
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Does nobody play this game anymore?
>same people in comp every few matches
>QP/Arcade constantly in "Waiting for Players" limbo
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>>169894643
It's fun, anything that's a fuck you to single hero mainers is all right in my book.
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>>169894576
they could give bastion a 500 damage AoE on an 8 second cooldown and you dipshits would still be going "lul does no one remember the launch? you all need to git gud"
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>>169894095
Could be fun if Blizzard doesn't fuck it up
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>>169894726
no I wouldn't. What the fuck.
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the problem in this game is ana.

in tf2, the medic couldnt make a teammate stay alive in a teamfight forever with medigun. his purpose was to heal outside of fights to prepare for pushes.

however, ana can keep a person alive if they grenade and pocket them enough indefinitely through an entire teamfight.
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>>169894725
thats manchildish logic
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>>169889469
whats the english name for this game?
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>>169894725
It only further encourages Rein/Ana maining while shutting even more characters out of being viable, congratulations
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>>169894694

A lot of people quit over Bastion and any one not playing comp is most likely in the custom browser.
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What "nerf" will they apply to Bastion which actually makes him stronger?
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I'm really considering suicide at this point.
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>>169894859
he doesnt care because "fuck you hahahaha Im bad on every character and silver but atleast I dont have any mains"
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>>169894856
Paladins
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>>169894892
Interrupt his heal. Immune throughout the animation
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>>169894845
>not being good enough to crusaders crossbow someone forever
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>>169894725
yeah fuck all the Tracer mains that could have seen some play, glad it's Reinhardts time to shine now.
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>>169894109
>implying the shitters who play widow can point and click adventure on heads
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>>169894490
stop posting this reeeeee
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>>169894409
Get Fuck loser

Those three has always been a thing
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>>169891541
>and somehow I'm able to find the time to play 7 games in an entire fucking week.

>treating paid players like F2P shitters
>get on the grind bitches
>grind for daddy
>you play when we tell you
>play more or get punished
>good, good.. dance around monkey
>F2P game model when you already paid for game is best game model!

sure at your shitter low tier a comp game takes about the same effort as average QP. Higher ranks don't want to drop into comp at random times. They want to play when they feel like going all try hard. I don't expect a shit tier player to understand any of this of course being they treat comp like every other game mode. Pure fucking casual who gives a fuck play what you want weeee fun fun snipy snipe.

higher tier games need more focus and some time you just don't want to deal with the nerd rage side of the bad player, that are still at every tier.
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>>169894159
They have previously implied that more arenas are coming, so perhaps there will be an arena that actually has healthpacks. (They could also do an arena that is less cramped, so hog would lose some of his edge.)

Captcha: Caffè CRUSADER
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at which SR can I expect a zarya to actually use grav when I tell her to? 3.3k now and it's completely hopeless to combo with the average Zarya.
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>>169887274
Ironclad should be reduced to 25% instead of 35%. Now he still has a lot going for him, but can't survive things like Tracer's pulse bomb.
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>>169895220
so playing 3 hours a week = dancing for the mega jews? dude get some help
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>>169895220
Sad
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>>169887718
And it turns out that your worst teammate was actually you all along!
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>>169895298
how do you know they are even listening in the first place
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>>169895298
You don't tell Zarya when to use grab, you wait for Zarya to see a good time to use grav and use it.
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why does genji have such prominent butt?
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>>169894978
>>169894849
>>169895021
genji mains assmad they can't press E to win solo detected.
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>>169895298
Im 3100 and every zarya thinks its a good idea to shoot grav into Dva's matrix. Happens in every fucking match
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Tim is literally the worst overwatch player that streams..how do people watch him?
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>>169887274
They're all just Genij players who finally realize how useless they really are.
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>>169895143
It was probably stronger before when he had no spread and could headshot. His buffs went to recon, not sentry.
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>>169895298
>zarya to actually use grav when I tell her to
>when I tell her
>tell her

You fallow up with what she does. So why would you tell her when to use it? The timing need to be her first, then whatever you do.. You can tell your ULT is ready but that's about it.
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>>169895220
>wtf? I have to PLAY the game? Fucking Jews!!!
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>>169895492
To make 14 year olds question their sexuality
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As a tank main, I refuse to play Reinhardt this shitty patch. Streetpig all the way.
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>>169895019
that's a one shot, slow dps crossbow thats harder to hit with than ana's gun, and also heals less.
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What happened to enumbre? Did he get banned?
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So if the placements basically pick up from where did you ended, those who decayed are kinda fucked, aren't they? Even if they were like top500.
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>>169895335

Why does he fucking need ironclad in the first place?
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>I have a fucking life and I cant play all day
>I work 110 hours a week
>I have 10 years vacation booked
>why do I lose rank because I dont play the game??
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I wanna watch Sombra boop Symmetra
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>>169895413
>so playing 3 hours a week

It's not about the time and this is what low tier players can't seem to understand.

Comp at higher ranks is not something you just casually drop into being it takes way more focus. Ok fine don't over sell it like it's rocket surgery but still it's not a game mode you just play casual like. Maybe that works under 3k, but judging by the shit level records of low tier shitters they too need to play less.

If they want to make it X amount of games for a season then that's fine. I don't want to told I have to play a certain amount over a certain time like some BS f2p game.

If I want to play 15+ rounds one one weekend and then not play comp for 9 days that should be fine. It's a skill rating, not a ladder system. It's stupid to force players into playing Overwatch is now Dirty Bomb and desperate to show numbers in steam or whatever.
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>friends want to play comp but I'm ranked too high
>decide this season I'll drop at the start so I can play with them without waiting for decay
>ended last season at 3400sr
>threw all 10 placement matches
>literally running around shooting the sky so my accuracy is as low as possible
>feed enemies ult charge by dying to them all game
>play as retarded as I can
>pic related is as low as I could get

this system is retarded.
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>>169895895
Maybe but when I saw people decay from GM to 3k they were put with other GMs when they started playing again so the matchmaker knew where they actually belonged
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>>169895852
i hope so
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>>169895852
Literally who.
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>>169896012
reported to blizzard
enjoy you are ban
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>>169895917
I don't know if you've played against Bastion before he got Ironclad, but he dies if you just look at him while he's in sentry form, he's so squishy and so immobile that he might as well instantly die as soon as any dps/tank gets a sightline on him
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>>169895989
So you're bad, desperately need to be carried, and can't afford to play the game because you know you'll lose and derank.
You want to be carried to a high rank, and then sit at that high rank without having to play comp.

Gotcha.
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Best place to get OW porn? On a bit of a kick and reddit can only give so much content.
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>>169895989
>Im not a shitter I play this game once a month why do I lose rank???

why do you even care about your rank if you dont play the game? Quit crying babyboy and man up
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>>169896012
>throwing placement matches
You're cancer.
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>Jeff drops one blue response to some completely random thread about 3v3 and runs
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>>169896012
>literally running around shooting the sky so my accuracy is as low as possible
>feed enemies ult charge by dying to them all game
>play as retarded as I can

that's a classic diamond player right there.
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>>169896220
rule34hentai
rule34.paheal.net
pixiv
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>>169895220

>only have to grind for top 500, otherwise just grab GM for the free gold weapon
>instead of bitching about the dynamic queue which inflates the SR of an insane amount of shitters, bitches about
>try to take the moral high ground about muh higher tier games and muh hardcore gamer but don't want to show you actually deserve the top500 spot
>probably also a premade faggot, aka dunning-krugger shitter or average player and also a tank/healer player, which objectively takes considerably less skill than dps heros.

You realize that you can simply play the last 6 to 4 weeks of the season and be just fine with this system, right ? You don't need to play the entire 3 months, you stupid ass monkey. If you need more than that to grab top 500, then how is that not a grind, even without the 7 games per week ?

Also GM+ games are more often than not filled with kids psychologically and emotionally weak or otherwise not focused, with shit hero pools and not willing to make good teamcomps, so no, there is no tryharding on high rank.
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>>169896062
He was some meme guy that frequented /owg/ around season one. Posted alot of clips of flick shots whilst playing MCcree and such.

Also notorious for his bm.
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>>169896220
Try rule 34 or
>>>/aco/
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YOU HAVE 16 SECONDS TO POST YOUR NEW HERO IDEA
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What's the smallest nerf Bastion could have and be neither "broken" nor unviable?
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753425533?page=2#post-36

Long blue post about bastion
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>>169896404
doomfoot
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>>169896398
Why is all her shit made of cum?
Why doesn't she look like a Pajeet?
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>>169896443
Well, that was fast. At least they listened this time.
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>You have to play a total of 7 competitive games per week in Season 4 if you are above 3000 SR to avoid decaying
>but all decay does is lower your shown SR, it has very little influence (if any) on whom you get matched up with
This game's a joke LOL
What's the point of having a system like this when Blizzard doesn't touch hidden MMR during decay? To make 3000+ artificially competitive compared to >2999 SR?

That's some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard. The only "bracket" that should function like that is Top 500 status. There's no point in decay at all if it doesn't affect your matchmaking at all.

At LEAST let me rape some Plat trash if I drop from Master to 3000 SR flat due to decay. But no, if I stop playing for 2 weeks and come back to the game, I'll get matched up with people right around the same level as before.
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>>169896161
>So you're bad, desperately need to be carried,

the fact that solo players can't beat teams smashes to shit this warped idea that some how solo = better play. I can/have play both a I ranked but the weak tactics of solo play drives me nuts. Plus of course the game is more fun with a group. It's also a harder game stack vs stack but again, that's not something I expect low tier player to understand.

and there is no where to derank too..

Your MMR will stay higher even if your SR drops. I don't think it's even possible to derank back into plat once you break into 3k+ being plat and lower are so totally shit at the game. Does anyone really fall out of 3k? Really? lol How is that even possible?!
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>>169896404
give me a fast boy with a pump action shotgun that can walljump/stick to walls
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>>169896404
Kaikoa, the Polynesian Tank Sniper
>M1: Fire harpoon that pierces through enemies, can't headshot
>M2: Fire shield triangulation pole (forms 2500 health shield in triangle formed between three poles. Poles have 50 health, breaking the shield destroys all three poles)
>E: destroy all poles
>L-Shift: transform weapon into giant bow. Harpoon arrows have no fail-off and carry hit enemies along their trajectory for half a second
>Ult: Fire harpoon into the air which splits into arrows that rain down around Kaikoa for 6 seconds. Enemies caught in the area will be struck by the arrows every two seconds for 25 damage and pinned for one second with each arrow
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>>169896494
You're trying too hard anon
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>>169896372
>>169896398

Thanks guys, I can always count you to help me nut.
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>Over the past few nights I've played with, as and against Bastion. My perception is that he is a little too powerful right now. In particular, in one match I was playing Bastion and the enemy Tracer was trying to hunt me down. The Tracer player was clearly a better player than I am -- a very skilled individual. I relied heavily on my self-heal and the Tracer could not finish me off. But I was able to kill Tracer in recon mode almost through attrition.

I love how they ignore feedback and later say this. And then he tells people to give feedback on the upcoming ptr as if this situation couldn't have been avoided
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>>169896443
At least Jeff realizes he's poewrful
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>>169896443
How many girlfriend gamers are there dude
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>>169896443
>people cite the pro pick choices as gospel. One thing that I found interesting was that there was a perception based on those reports and in the community that Mercy is never played. Yet according to our stats back during the "3 tank meta" when "Lucio and Ana were the only viable healers", Mercy was the 5th most played hero OVERALL -- and yes, I am talking about in Competitive Play, not Quick Play.

Metaslaves BTFO
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>>169896558
>l-lol all these things I was just whining about aren't even an issue! Y-you must be bad if they're issues haha!
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>>169892686
>nobody wants to play Sombra.

Because some people are faggots and like to play too selfishly without wanting to follow up with ultimate's.
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>>169896443
>inb4 they will need to "test" the matrix fix on said PTR as well and D.Va will be unplayable for weeks before the PTR goes live
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>>169896643
Helping others get off is my fetish, you're welcome anon
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>>169892686

Sombra is really fun to play.

Her gun is SO weak though. It needs a 10-15% damage increase.
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>>169896404
He eats butts
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>>169896954
Learn to aim.
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>>169894672
... Why?
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IF you play Bation in QP. fucking kill your self.

Leaving literally every game with a bastion in it.
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>people give feedback
>ignored and pushed live
>"oh he might actually be too strong but we're putting up another ptr and swear we want your feedback"

Nice one Jeff
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>>169896954
Practice tracking shots and get as close as possible to the enemy. She deals enough damage, but a lot of it goes away with her spread.
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>>169897075
Does your mother know that her kid is a little bitch?
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>>169896774
>all these things I was just whining about aren't even an issue!

It's not a whine, it's company looking to shit on their top level players. Then a bunch of low tier players who can't even break 3k act all happy about something that will never effect them.

nothing wrong with calling out blizzard for acting like their comp mode in a paid for game is now a F2P like casual mode where you just randomly play when ever. Being fuck it, who cares.

The main derank issue is master or higher who might fall and get fucked out of being able to team up with their fellow masters and higher players. Yet as I said, it's not really possible to fall back into plat or whatever being the players are so bad. So I don't get why anyone act like that's going to happen. I already curb stomped everyone down there to get up past 3k in the first place. Why would playing them again be any issue, at all?

Not my fault you can't win games.
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>>169897075
I used to play a bunch of bastion even before the change
>first point gibraltar
>second point anubis
>first point volskaya
All fun maps for bastion
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>>169895929
Why do players in Platinum and below avoid decay?

Why does decay have 0 influence on matchmaking? Why doesn't decay affect hidden MMR?

really makes you think huh
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>When you have gold heals for the majority of the game and your Ana isnt nanoboosting anyone

Whata'ya freakin stoopid?
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>>169896443
>I played 2 games of CTF to get my loot box
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>>169897268
well they are playing Overwatch
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>'I do think there is a high amount of hyperbole around this particular situation.'

I'm not sure how Jeff is the person talking about hyperbole when he was the one with the audacity to absolutely shit-talk about patches in other games before he was working for Blizzard.

Wish I had that fucking screencap of his forum post for some long forgotten game.
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>>169897268
Either the ana is garbage or she's dying a fuckton to flankers. I swear, tanks and DPS are the most unaware people around.
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>>169897261
>Why do players in Platinum and below avoid decay?

most lower rank players can hardly win games and rank up. Most players up past 3k get there by just winning a shit ton of games. The idea being if they derank it's no big deal being they can just win games again.

Where as low rank players can't make up the SR from a decay like players over 3k can. Most players in say gold can't even win 50% of their games.
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What's the best XP farm? We're gonna need something for when events go down. At least they give you XP in custom games and even for not finishing a match
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A Hero of your choice is getting a solo spin off game, who is it and what does it play like?

I'd like to see a solo Widow game, but as her French vampire costume and basically plays like thief/dishonored
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>>169897448
It was precisely because of that that he knows how this shit works. People are right this time though, they fucked up.
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>>169897497
comp
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And when asked about why they didn't listen to the ptr feedback

>Millions of people are telling us millions of contradicting things all day, every day at this point. Different communities are telling us different things constantly. The idea of community consensus is slippery at best.
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>>169896443
>Put changes on PTR
>Completely ignore PTR feedback that something is broken.
>"Oh shit they were actually serious."
>Put more changes on PTR.
Place your bets people, how much are they going to nerf bastion in response to this shit?
The sensible answer is either nerfing his maximum resource by about 25% or ironclad by 10% (So it only gives 25% damage resist rather than 35%.)
My guess is they're going to do both with an extremely thin chance of sombra being buffed at the same time.
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>>169897586
PTR confirmed for literally useless. Not even bugs were fixed.
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>>169897554
I'm still fucking mighty surprised that MERCY was the 5 most picked hero in comp.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Just shows you how many people actually play this game. As well as how many of them can be hardcore healsluts.
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>>169897512
a good singleplayer for honor feat reinhardt
>>
>mfw exclusively play mystery hero
>mfw immune from the meta
>mfw every life matters
>mfw huge pressure to survive as a healer
>mfw you play heroes you don't normally and sometimes surprise yourself
>mfw getting picks is more rewarding
>mfw enemy team comp is different every time
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I lost all of my Overwatch art, please dump some of your favorite images

I will play support or Rein this entire season 4 if you help a brother out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYbN-0NY0k

How you liking the new meta boys
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>>169897512
>solo Widow game
Only if there is a separate game mode where you must constantly move and finish everything as soon as possible or else you fall asleep as Widowmaker should with her heart.
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>>169897462
garbage, she was alive for most of the time
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>>169897820
>has to post about it anonymously because he'd be laughed at about his shitty meme arcademode anywhere else

L
O
L
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>>169897824
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b-blueberry follows me on twitter :O
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>Bastion gets nerfed one day after the changes go live.

Top kek.
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>>169897820
>every life matters
If you're born inferior in some places you should just kill yourself, there no point.
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Anyone else finding Bastion to be not that good?

I'm only a silver player, but Bastion is dealt with swiftly by a good Junkrat - hardly anyone worries about him.

Hanzo is a bigger threat nobody seems to be discussing - how is it fair just to be able to one-shot everyone?
It's at the point where everyone just tries to counterpick the Hanzo.
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>>169898010
At it didn't take forever like the nanoboosted Sanic Reaper trash.
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>>169888389
okay shill
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>>169898096
>a good Junkrat
oxymoron
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>>169888564
>>169888645
>Zarya's face
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>>169897942
Enjoy your omnic crisis
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>>169897792
>IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Nah m8 think for a second with me
>Mercy isn't useless
>dive comp with pharmercy is a thing
>all healers are viable, DPS vastly outnumber them and vary wildly from situational to great at everything

Still don't get why people like you think she's garbage
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>>169897920
That'd be a neat idea. Kinda like a timer thing, and the stages would be smaller.

>tfw no French vampire assassin game
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>>169896398
>saving thumbnails
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Am I the only person who thinks the OR-15 robot's chassis looks like total shite?

I'll actually be a little sad if that makes it in as a character with little change.
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So D.Va fix either tomorrow or Tuesday, Winston being worked on now. I thought they said the ptr was for bug testing
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>>169898257
>Still don't get why people like you think she's garbage

Because the pros don't pick her.
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>>169898084
I just play recklessly when I get a bad roll.
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>>169897729
>PTR isn't for feedback
>o-okay we'll take feedback this time
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>D.Va matrix is fixed
>will go live later because
>a fucking fix for a hero breaking bug everyone in higher tiers is already abusing at this point won't go live right away

I don't even.
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>got POTG as Sombra
>wasnt hacked POTG

REEEEEE
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>>169898340
Jeff just proved you wrong. Mercy is played especially on dive comps with Pharah, there were some pro matches these past days and I've seen a lot of mercy. Now with the WWI simulator patch, she's even better.
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>>169897448
Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power.
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>>169898096
Hearing about silver metas is always fucking crazy to me

Have you tried putting Bastion behind a Reinhardt shield? Or having a Pharah kill Junkrat?
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>>169897448
what situation?
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>>169888389
fast paced arena fps are dead in general, look at quake or the ut4 alpha.

normalfags are the main target audience for video games now that gaming has become somewhat socially acceptable. these people do not have time to practice but they still want to have a sense of achievements, that's why we have 'ultimates' and that's why games with a lot of rng (moba's) are so popular.

normalfags do not want to play against people who have been playing fps for 15 years and lose. they don't want to improve their game. they want to play against people that are equally bad (that's why matchmaking cancer exists) instead of practicing against better players. face it, normalfags took over and anyone serious about fps is now part of a minority. enjoy your 1000 people community quake fags. enjoy your 100 daily players ut fags. casual games aimed at normalfags are the cool kid on the block now.
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>>169898415
PTR is 3.7% of the entire playerbase. It's just to make sure the build is stable
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>>169898784
>goes live
>still buggy as hell

gj jeff
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>>169898623
Reinhardt is pretty boring to play, his shield doesn't do much and no one wants to stand behind it, so he's kinda just there, not doing much for the team.

Pharah is really good, but easily sniped by a good Hanzo or Widowmaker, so there's a tradeoff.

The thing you have to worry about is his ult - it's kind of gamebreaking. Most of us in silver tend to be grouped up pretty tight, so a well-played Junkrat ult usually gets a team wipe and a loss usually follows.
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>it's a "no one can kill pharah" episode
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>>169898870
>his shield doesn't do
What
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>>169897792
While Ana is objectively better in hands of man who knows how to play her, there is a ton of people who are just bad And Mercy got lower skill floor
I still think that she needs debuff cleansing ability on E
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>>169898870
>a good Hanzo or Widowmaker
>In silver
This is a joke, right?
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>play capture the flag for the box
>literally cap once and then stall the game every game

Im getting terminal cancer from this
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can they fucking already make hacked healthpacks show to allies through walls

like how has this not been done yet

i'm not going to break my no communication principle to tell my teammates which health packs are hacked
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When will it end?
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>>169898994
>Ana is objectively better in hands of man who knows how to play her, there is a ton of people who are just bad
I'm one of them. I'm 2-18 with her, it's making me frustrated that I can't win games as her. I have no idea how I'm that fucking bad.
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>>169899000
No one really wants to talk and communicate in Silver, so a sniper with decent aim can usually sit in a prime position and pick off the enemy team one by one. It's why most teams have multiple snipers in silver.

I try to support my snipers by using mercy to damage buff, so they always get a one-shot.
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>>169895335
to be fair, tracer's pulse bomb is fucking shit. They should buff at least the individual damage when you stuck someone, it's already kind of hard to do it and even if it works they will probably survive anyway.
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>>169899221
Silver is like a whole different game.
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>>169899070
Why are you playing Sombra of all heroes with the slightest bit of seriousness if you don't want to communicate
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>>169899070
Then don't play Sombra.
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>>169899070
>jeff listening to community
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>>169887583
maybe if you deplete the meter, it will take longer to recharge, like reinhardt's shield.
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>>169899070
>no communication principle
what
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I've yet to see people complain about Zenyatta outside of that one version of him.
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>>169897969
>fucklesregimes
whats that
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>won my first two placement matches
>too sleepy to play my third one

I hope my luck doesn't run out after my siesta
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>>169898994
>While Ana is objectively better in hands of man who knows how to play her,
I feel like mercy is better at healing if your team is full of squishies. If your team has two tanks, Ana is much better.
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>>169899180
Can they even turn back at this point? Regardless of what their relationship was before everything went wrong.
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New Passive Ability: Ironclad
Bastion takes 35% less damage while in Configuration: Sentry or Tank

Why did they do this
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>>169895905
Look at those legs.
Look at those curves.
You will never touch them.
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>>169899519
Slapping damage resistance on something is easier than trying to balance
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Reduce Bastions Ironclad to 15 or 20%. Reduce his heal to 50/s. Boom. Fixed. as for the rest of his kit git gud.
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>>169899519
Ironcald alone isn't the problem, the fact it stacks with armour, nanoboost, and that bastion has a selfheal stronger than fucking mercy's (which gives him ult charge, btw) on a resource meter is the real problem.
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>500% everything
>no cooldowns
>instant respawn
>mfw
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>>169899435
Es muy tarde para echarse la siesta cabrón.
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>Bastion's back in sentry form is not affected by Ironclad
>Bastion's head (the blue light) in sentry form will take 150% more damage
>Movement speed is reduced by 20% when repairing

There, I fixed Bastion.
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how to spot a noob:

>waaah bastion op :(((

lmao just attack him from behind like shoot the blue thing haha pick fucking sombra or a sniper
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>tfw all 10 of my placements were determined by which team had le epic troll throw the game
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>>169899336
>>169899317
i like her character. general gamesense and chat wheel is enough for 99% of stuff in normal ranked games, there is no need to communicate.

>>169899384
it means that i play every single game like this
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>tfw you want to dick around playing widow and sombra but game places you at high diamond and you just carry as pharah to master again
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Bastion is literally fine just get good
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>>169899778
Go play a single-player game if you can't be assed to play a team game correctly.
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Why is Capture the Flag so fucking cancerous.
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>>169899778
>have to mute all every single time you start up the game.

This is the real bug that needs to be fixed by having mute-all in the options menu.
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>>169899942
game and maps were not designed with it in mind
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>>169899810
Don't "dick around" in comp.
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>>169899942

Because of unimaginative cunts playing Torb and Sym.
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>>169899778
>disabling match chat too instead of reading all the salt
Son, I am dissapoint.
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I love Roadhog.
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>Bastion nerfs and D.va bugfixes incoming
>tfw still no word on Sombra's delay when translocating
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>>169899501
Overwatch is supposed to be a feel good story about heroes and second chances. Ana is set up to be the bridge between them. Winston foreshadowed that more of his family will be back together by next Christmas.

I think its probable. Very much so in fact.
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Why can't we select Lucio Ball or Junkenstein revenge modes on custom games?

Why can't we play those maps with other game modes.

Imagine 6v6 elimination on the Lucio Ball arena.
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>>169900041
i prefer to pretend i am playing with NPC's
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Started playing again recently, haven't played since the beginning of season 1. I've gotten to 2600 just playing 76/mercy/zenyatta/rein because that's what my teams tell me to play but that's boring. Are McCree and Tracer still good? Kind of want to start playing other heroes desu
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>>169899942
The new maps are pretty decent. Theyre more open so less corner camping by the flag
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>>169900134
because they want them to hold some value for when the next summer/halloween rolls around
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>>169900026
Comp is just QP with better matchmaking, no backfill and ability to get golden guns. Why should I tryhard in a videogame without material incentives? Wins are incidental.
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>>169900253
Blizzard have completely undermined the spirit of competitive play with their golden gun bullshit
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>>169900075
Why does he stand with his feet so far apart
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>>169900253
If you truly take that attitude, then don't complain about your rank changing according to your play.
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>>169899070
t. autism
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>>169900363

supermassive cock
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>>169889589
>clip
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>Bloomington Indiana is actually city with a festering drug problem in present day

Does Chu realize this or does he think Indiana is just sprawling corn fields and small towns?
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>>169896443
I wonder what Jeff's ranks is. I'm gonna guess diamond.
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>>169900418
Oh my
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It is time, friends
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>>169899070
>playing a team based shooter and not having the willingness to communicate
That's just plain dumb.I can understand not wanting to listen to people who are eating with high mic sensitivity and people who are ragers or losers who want to rub in how they're gonna throw. But sometimes communication is vital
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>>169900253
People take competitive far more seriously than quick play. If you don't give a shit, then why does it matter to you to be told to play quick play rather than comp? Or hell, why not play the server browser in the arcade exclusively? I. None of it matters then surely the rules don't matter either. May as well play the game mode literally designed for you to do what you want and not care
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Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of a buff can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my team's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement a buff that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to Overbotch since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Sombra ARG. Fix the Bastion buff. Fix Ana. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking Sombra teleports (I suggest you let whoever made Tracer do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix Dva's defense matrix. Fix Symmetra (just guessing she's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE support team over to fixing Bastion AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Bastion, you jackassess will be the only ones playing Overwatch.
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>>169899773
thats diamond players for you.
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>>169900119
I don't think any second chance will help Reaper in his current state. What he (and Widowmaker) needs is to be put to rest.
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>>169900473
Seeing him on Ster's stream I'd say gold
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>>169900370
But my rank goes up and so does amount of people who throw games when they see non-meta picks.
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>>169900610

You have two point As there, bud.

also, tl;dr
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>>169900027
>>169900235
Just play D.Va and launch her bomb into the area. Grab the flag and fly away in your new mech. Not that hard.
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>>169900610
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>>169900580
for what?
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>>169899479
Try getting the mercy to stop sucking the cock of the tank tho
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>>169900643
Link?
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>>169900134

I would kill to play Junkenstein again.
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>>169900586
Comp has no backfill and you play both sides with the same people.
Also, less hanzos but that makes me a hypocrite.
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>>169900639
What if Reaper could be cured? What if Jack made an effort to win him back? What if Ana could convince him there is a better path? You think someone so emotionally consumed wouldn't want to be redeemed considering that? Thing is Reaper thinks there is no hope. So he wants everyone else to be in as much pain as he's in.
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FAST FIXES!

>sombra
- Health now 150HP / 50 Shield
- Hacked healthpacks now outlined through walls

>Widow
- New passive: On headshot get 1 second off cooldown of currently recharging abilities
- Venom mine persists an AOE after triggered or destoryed with same 3 meter radius
- ult makes her take normal damage from headshots for duration
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Season 4 killed overwatch
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>>169900363
He's a big guy
he feels like he's in chaRGE
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>>169900868
>Clickbait trash
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>>169900473
>diamond

He can barely play his own game. He toss his whole team into an ult with Mei on live stream and then stuttered an apology.
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S HERE
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>>169899479
That's why Ana wasn't considered so ridiculous upon release. It was still the 2-2-2 meta, where Tanks weren't the majority so an Ana had a difficult time hitting targets.

>>169898994
I'm not bad, but I wont object to Ana simply being superior. I do not trust in myself to be accurate enough to make good use of Ana, and also everything about the way Mercy plays meshes to my core personality more than Ana ever does.

Ever since Ana's release I've been tallying how many times an Ana has outhealed me.
Two matches. Two fucking matches. This is with masters and grandmasters, people who are considered people who can actually aim.
This was even during the Tank Meta where Ana was just dominant.

>>169897792
>As well as how many of them can be hardcore healsluts.
50% of the time a Mercy player is a girl, the other 50% of the time it's a Healslut seriously.
I'm a healslut but I'm not a slut, though I main Mercy because I genuinely enjoy 'traditional' healing in every game even before healsluts became a thing.
>>
Can I get a quick rundown on:
shield/armor/bullet/buckshot interactions
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>>169900856
>- ult makes her take normal damage from headshots for duration
That's just stupid. If you can get headshot against wallhacking widow first you should get a kill.
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>>169900989
WHAT
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>>169900989
WOAH WOAH WOAH

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE BUT ITS REAL GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO
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>>169900856
>- Venom mine persists an AOE after triggered or destoryed with same 3 meter radius
Ok that's a nice idea.
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>>169900989
https://m.youtube.com/watch?index=1&list=PL33HyoSJ-PHUEBxq2svn7jZBacbMEp3Dr&spfreload=1&v=RRbLWf1rgvQ

Here's the Russian trailer.
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>>169900989
fake
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>>169900989
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>>169901104
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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STOP PLAYING BASTION JUST BECAUSE THEY FIXED HIM DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO PLAY HIM EVERY FUCKING GAME
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>>169900934
I dont like talky british man but thats not clickbait, nerfs are coming and jeff responded.
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>>169901104
kek its real. fuck blizzard rng
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>>169900989
>>169901104
Holy shit it's real
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>>169901104
IT'S HERE
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Hero page is up.

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/orisa/
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https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/orisa/

it's not up yet but it should be soon
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>>169901118
>>169901125
check the patch notes on PTR you dipshits
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>immediate bastion nerf
lol
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>>169901263
>Kaplan talks about the lore for 12 minutes
>not Chu

Oh boy
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PTR IS UPDATING

WE HAVE NEW HERO

holy fug, I am excite
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>>169900989
So...

It's LITERALLY a mix of Winston + Dva + Zarya?
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>>169896443
>Bastion already getting nerfed
Wow. Wish Blizzard wouldn't listen to retarded bronze/silver shitters, ah well.

These fags aren't even interested in getting better at the game, they just want everything they dislike to get nerfed to shit. This isn't gonna help them get more wins though.
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Wow the little girl's VA is dogshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm0of3iDUU
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>>169901383
FINALLY
>>
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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do you think giving sombra the ability to become invisible without interruptions for like 1 second would help?
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Why does rein have a retardedly tiny helmet? It wouldn't look bad if it was bigger, this is just bad design.
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>>169901479
>another omnic with a minigun
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>>169901479
What in the hell?
>>
[OMNIC CRISIS INTENSIFIES]
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>Ironclad nerfed to 20% from 35%
Neat
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Balance changes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm0of3iDUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm0of3iDUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm0of3iDUU
>>
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/orisa/
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>>169901479
Well, I went from sad about Bastion nerf, to hype for this. PLEASE BE GOOD
>>
the little bitch's voice makes me want to kill myself
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>>169901263
>Kaplan nerding out over the lore

You can tell he's a writer at heart.
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>>169900847
Reaper just has his head so far up his ass it pokes out between his shoulders. He's salty over the fact that Morrison is the commander and getting fucked up simply made it worse. His curse is not the cause of his attitude.
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>>169901421
WE
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>>169901479
haha epic rein/zarya/ana combo hero nice design blizzard!!! Xd
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>Zarya and Rein in one

I'm done.
>>
Skins
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>>169901665

Maybe you should

How can you be anything but hyped? We just got a new hero, you faggot.
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>>169901642
PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD THEY DIDNT OVERNERF BASTION.
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>>169901642
>that Zarya change
YES

YES

FUCK YES
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>another overbloated kit to distract blizzard from the first overbloated kit
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>>169901479
>Just straight walks through earthshatter
Reinhardt's days are numbered
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New hero's voice annoys me.
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>>169901775
just one?
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>>169901780
Yeah, cool, another piece of shit that'll be imbalanced for a month. Count me happy.
The complaint was about the girl's obnoxious voice and not any of that anyway.
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>>169899961
It's called don't join the voice chat option.
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>>169901775
And the other legendaries are beetles
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This is your new hero for s4
Say something nice about "it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?index=1&list=PL33HyoSJ-PHUEBxq2svn7jZBacbMEp3Dr&spfreload=1&v=RRbLWf1rgvQ&app=desktop
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>>169901823
Were Pharah, Lucio, and Roadhog players really complaining that much about Zarya's shield preventing knockback?
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>>169901938
Show the gold weapon.
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yeah boy
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And a short webm
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Ok so this season still has retards playing dps and not killing anything. I don't understand how they can't figure Rein's shield is for shooting behind it and instead they run straight into the enemy.

Kill me ;_;
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>>169902050
Fenix?
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>>169901734
Its not about the commander position anymore. Reaper says this in Old Soldiers. Right now he's bitter over the fact that Jack "did this to him" in reference to the condition he's in. He's more bitter than he ever was.
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QUICK TELL ME EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT NIGGATRON
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Seems pretty strong desu.
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>>169902080
What are the cooldowns on each ability?
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17 shots to kill a training bot. About 16 seconds to empty clip. Alt fire does no damage.
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>>169902167
Yeah, remember how everyone said that about Sombra?
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>the range on this damage boost

Uh
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>>169902018
>i never played against zarya in my entire life
she's the most annoying hero to play against for all of these heroes because of her shields literally making you useless for 2 seconds
same goes for genji's ult being completely shat on because of how much he relies on chain kills or rein
it's always good to see the cyka bitch nerfed
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>>169901985
Looks like something that comes from a ID software game, I love its weird design.
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https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/837365657263988736
New character: Orisa
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>>169901823
>>169901642
>Those Zarya changes
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>>169901938
>>169901985
>>169902050
>>169902080

SHE LOOKS GOOD

Who else likes the fact we have a simple hero without a complicated backstory now? She is literally just a defense bot with a budding AI. Nice and simple instead of convoluted shit.
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>tfw gaining nearly 90 SR a win


who else /comfy/
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I gave up on comp last season, but I'd like to give this one a shot before I give up completely.
How do I climb as a lucio main on xbox
I haven't placed yet, but I'm probably going to be low gold regardless of how my matches go.
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so that's what they were hinting at in numbani
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I hope you negroes are using the best skin
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WAHT THE FUCK IS THIS NEW HERO?
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>>169902239
>2 seconds

They have fucking 200 health, Soldier by himself can pop one in less than a second then shred whoever was being shielded just as quickly. Why are you people so fucking bad at this game?
>>
NEW FUCKI G HEROROR JJD
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>>169902190
m2 is 8 seconds
barrier is 12
shift is 10
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>>169902239
>cyka bitch
"bitch bitch"?
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>>169901479
>Those abilities
Finally, all that time I spent going slow in Tribes: Ascend will pay off!
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>>169902230
LoS or range radius like shield gen? Also, how long does it stay up?
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>game server connection failed...
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>>169901642
YES
No more FtH for McCree
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NEW HERO REVEALED

SHE'LL KEEP YOU SAFE
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>>169902230
>This applies to every ally in LOS of the thing at that range.
Holy shit, with this and the change to zarya bubble, junkrat could actually be fucking viable.
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>>169902375
nigga you retarded or what
>hook someone
>shield out of zarya's asshole because noone ever forces her to shield anyone else
>die
>but it's fine xD only 200 health, which is concidentally the maximum health of half the heroes in the game
just kill yourself
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>>169902230
another reason to never play mercy
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>>169902419
please tell me this is meant to be ironic
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>>169897824
Addum: i would prefer his commando skins if he had the mask like this
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>dumb random robot instead of Doomfist

Fucking gay
>>
The halt ability looks ridiculously good.
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>actually thinking blizzard would put an 11 year old in a game
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>Orisa abilities

SO


FUCKING


OP
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Which character would be the "cool mom"
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Is she good or sombra tier?
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>>169901104
>Spider tank
Its a fucking centaur!
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>>169902465
CUTE ROBOT IS CUTE
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Her m2 in action

>>169902409
LoS but the beam takes a second to disconnect like other beams. Seems to last around 15 seconds.
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Today been nice day. lots of reveals and good games
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>MORE SHIELDS
>MORE DAMAGE BOOSTING ULTS
Holy fuck this is the best they can do?
>>
Calling it now, I'm gonna be an Orisa main for a while.

Seems like it has a play style I actually would like to learn if its viable. Didn't really feel this way about Sombra or Ana; though we all learned quickly how good Ana would become
>>
This hero is so fucking GOOD
I love it
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>>169902552
No one did
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>>169902523
>one-shot shield
>then one-shot the shieldee

Wow, so difficult.
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>>169902605
TACHIKOMA SKIN WHEN
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>>169902548

Doomfist is coming my friend no worries.
>>
doomfist niggers btfo

OPRISSA IS HERE
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>>169902563
I don't know, being reinhardt and zarya in one hero and being able to nanoboost your entire team seems pretty good
>>
>nepal
>our team is pretty cookie cutter, Ana and Lucio as the healers, Zarya, D.va and Winston as tanks and McCree as DPS
>we're losing
>say "hey, mccree, go bastion"
>he doubts me, but switches anyway
>we win

Based omnic
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>>169899942
>play winston
>pray that there is not bastion
>sweep mines, traps and turrets
>bubble the cap area to get the flag for free
>jump away
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Finally a new hero that actually looks good.
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>>169902384
>date] [Auto] 1 new post
Show off her emotes and highlight intros!
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Blizzard, just get rid of the mercy damage boost and give her an overheal/temporary invincibility
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>>169902687
mong
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>>169902657
I wish i could call you a retard without giving a (You).
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why does blizzard insist on ruining this game with all this corny ass forced ethnic shit? ITS A FUCKING ROBOT. It doesnt need to be a SASSY AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER ROBOT

jesus fucking christ this shit is bad
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Sombra still fuckin horrible character aahahaha!
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>another fucking tank
>some bastard child mix between Zarya, Bastion, Winston
fuck this bitch I wanted Soundquake guy who people thought would be in
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Post webms please im a consolefag
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>>169902767
Only has one other emote and it's just holding up her hand to say halt but her highlight intros are good.
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Bastion x Orisa
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Remember when we thought Sombra was going to ruin the game by being op?
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>>169901642
>Mercy gets some meaningless shit related to after game cards

Goddammit Blizzard
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>>169902551
Looks good enough to combo certain ults similar to grav, but on an ability CD. Blizzard and pulse bomb come to mind.
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>>169902802
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ORISA IS CUTE! CUTE!
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Looks so fucking op
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>>169902802
>Getting mad at a non-real robot that happens to be made in Africa

You might as well get mad at the Mexican parts in your car Cletus
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>>169902230
It's a shame because I thought a support class with a static damage booster and/or speed booster would have been great for a support class.
Don't like the idea of a support tank honestly
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Is the ult supposed to look like a bongo drum?
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>>169902908
ok, i'll go first. I'll fuck that robot.
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>>169902908
Jesus this design is trash
>>
So is this thing suppose to be some kind of robot water buffalo?
>>
GUISE WHAT SKILLS DOES ORISA HAVE
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>>169902978

Yeah. She has a spray where Efi is playing it like one.
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>>169902908
fucking garbage uninspired design. as if the sombra stretched ear lobes shaved head design wasnt bad enough.
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>>169902270
if you think any of the other characters backstories are not simple, you're fucking retarded
you might actually be mentally operating at the level of a 5th grader
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>>169903027

LEECHING THE WHITE MAN XD
>>
She has Such an OP kit. she literally has a skill that makes her playable in any class. shes the fucking everything hero. jesus christ good bye rein.
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>sombra hits
>WOW SHE'S SO OP.
fuck off idiots.
>>
>>169901104
>>169901104
>tribal female robot
wew
>>
>>169902858
>not Zenyatta x Orias
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>>169901479
it looks so bad jesus christ what a stepback
>>
NEW WAIFU
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>>169902881
they removed that card after nerfing her damage boost because it was usually so low it would discourage people from using it

now theyre giving it back while indirectly nerfing her already useless damage boost even harder by adding a tank that can do it passively
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>>169902908
W H E N
H
E
N
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>Orisa is just an amalgamation of pre existing heroes instead of bringing anything new to the game
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>>169903071
a strong bastion counter desu.
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I'll take great pleasure in dismantling the new Nigger Bot
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>>169903027
her ultimate is "welfare"
steals half the gold coins of her teammates for herself to buy more sprays
>>
>Doomfist passive ability: Remove omniggers - Deals 100% more damage against omnics
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>>169902983
It's official, Orisa is for sexual. Now where's the porn?
>>
Orisa/efi porn when?
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>>169886501
but its gone in the live version too
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>>169903138
>Blizz babs will still eat it up.
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>>169903208
This should be Zarya's passive
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Where do you install the onahole, though?
the front?
the back?
one of the legs?
one of the arms?
it's such a big robot

could you even reach the onahole?
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>>169903071
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>>169903138
this
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>>169903273
back of the knee, maybe
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>>169903071
Yeah, and the way she can silence any ability just like that? AND she gets invisibility? What were Blizzard thinking, she is gonna destroy current meta.
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Her damage resistance is great
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>>169903039
>Wants to pretend there is no lore and stupidly convoluted connections between characters

Just because you think Chu writes on a 3rd grade level does mean its true.
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>>169892805
Fix Dva, Fix Overwatch
>>
this looks like a fucking battleborn character jesus christ blizzard
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>>169902802
>sandnigger
>spic
>Niggatron
>all female
BOY I SURE DO LOVE PROGRESSIVE GAMES

>inb4 stop complaining! This isn't about politics!
Yeah sure, the fact we'll never have another white male hero is pure coincidence
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Her gun feels like a better version of 76.

Like, barely any spread. Feels really OP.
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>Orisa is just a bunch of heroes plastered together
>IT SOMEHOW WORKS
>>
So does this mean Doomfist is now a confirmed hero in the future? we know lorewise that he is not only alive but also active as of at least a month ago.
>>
New meta will probably be Rein + Orisa + Bastion.
Rein pockets bastion until his shield breaks, then Orisa uses her shield while Rein recovers his, and she will use the mini gravitron when someone comes too close.
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>>169903320
ok, poster with a mental capacity of a 5th grader.
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>>169903367

S O O N
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She's so ugly.
Literally designed by an 11 year old girl.
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>Bot is named Orisa
>Not Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
https://youtu.be/fla-QobHzwg?t=36
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>>169903071
Don't worry, the next hero will be Sombra tier and won't be balanced for months because they learned their lesson from Orisa.
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>>169903071
>good bye rein
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>>169903164
She honestly might be if her right click takes him out of sentry mode.
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>>169903320
>stupidly convoluted connections
reyes was friends with morrison but then he got jealous of his career progress and died but then mercy tried to resurrect him but everything went wrong and he hates everything now
t. blizzard lore person
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>can refresh her shield after her cooldown
Is Reinhart useless now?
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>>169903395
So you're just proving my point? lol ok kid.
>>
Wait, so we are not getting the Doomfist attack?
>>
I hate this new hero. Everything feels like a goddamn clusterfuck.
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>>169903343
Lmao the racist is upset
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Not bad at all
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she thicc tho
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>>169903506
probably soon once she goes live.
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why cant i join the motherfucking practice range
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Fug her emotes, sprays and highlight intros are cute.
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>>169903343
>Complaining about waifus
Fag
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>>169903314
Fuck off. Changing the meta makes thinks interesting.
>>
HOLY SHIT DEPLOY SUPERCHARGER ON THE FLOATING PLATFORM ON VOLKSAYA INDUSTRIES
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I've found the pattern
>Ana is added and stupidly op, completely defines meta
>Sombra is added and completely useless, adds nothing to meta
>Orissa is added and stupidly op, completely defines meta
>Doomfist is added and completely useless, adds nothing to meta
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>>169903510
I like it.
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>>169903538
I am going to fuck this robot.
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>ORISA
>OR15-A
Bravo, Blizzard
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>>169903526
400 health
decent damage output
and yet I imagine a really big hitbox
Roadie will fuck her up faster than she can collect her Welfare
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im surprised Orisa didn't leak. did blizz have a successful character reveal?
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>"Gotta spread for smash"
>"Rein's gonna smash now!"
>team stacks together to eat the smash
>>
>rehashed skills
>OH MY GOD BLIZZARD ARE GODS
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lel
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>>169902930
>it's not real!
Are you fucking retarded? The identity politics being shilled is completely real

>African
>omnic
>female
>created by a black girl
>who's a genius
>and is also a child
>"look how progressive we are! Black people can do things too!"
People wouldn't complain if Blizzard didn't go too far in the first place.
I mean fuck even just making the girl an adult AI genius would be fine.
>>
>>169903630
Deepest lore, Chu!
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>>169903526
Seems a bit OP having that good DPS long range with a 200 clip. The slow movement doesn't counter balance that.
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>>169903367
>the new Doomfist's poster in the museum advertises him as a new hero that just came on the scene
>he's a villain
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Jeff Kaplan
>The male characters are very visually challenging...
>We wanted to make a female visually challenging and that some of the difficulty

I don't understand, can someone elaborate what he meant by this?
Most of the males in the cast have a very same-ey figure (Being a muscle guy) but the women figures are so diverse. What's so 'visually challenging' about the male cast?
>>
Remember when people were freaking out because Sombra was too OP?
>>
so now you can set her attack boost to make bastion even stronger! I wonder if the boost stacks with mercy's, otherwise she will be kind of useless now.

>>169903630
oh shit
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>>169903367
I hope DOOMfist is like some fast mobile defense Asura Nanomachines, son knockoff, so I can punch the shit out of everyone and has a transformation ultimate that makes him punch and move faster
>>
>>169903684
That's less of a mini-graviton and more of a graviton with an 8 second cooldown.
>>
>>169903596

Ana only defined the meta after getting buffed a bunch.

She had lower rate of fire, less bullets and her grenade had to have pin point accuracy.
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>>169903723
he's a hero for destroying omnic scum
>>
imagine the fun shit you can do.

>throw gravitron mini above the well
> instant triple kill
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I wish reaper was better.
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>>169903273
There's already a hole.
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>>169903760
>ultimate: Doomfist's wrath
>creates 4 additional arms
>>
>can still shoot and move unhindered while using the anti stun thing
This is gonna be fun
>>
>>169903730
my little jeff can't be a sjw
>>
If Doomfist isn't the second melee hero in the game I will be legit salty.
>>
>>169903690
I forgot Overwatch and the events in it are real. Is the pandering real? Yeah, but guess what most people care about? Playing a fucking video game.

lel look at how mad and triggered you are
>>
>that rhinoceros beetle skin
BASED
>>
>Another tank that completely shits on the tankbuster Reaper
P O T T E R Y
>>
Is anyone actually able to play anything other than Practice range on the PTR?
>>
>>169903646
I guess if he flanks. it sounds like she can parry his hook though.
>>
>>169903875
it won't even let me enter the practice range
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>>169903596
Blizzard devs hate dying to DPS and love tanks + supports endurance gameplay.
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>>169903416
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking
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Woah they have made rule 34 already. Seems to be McCree x Orisa.
>>
Can Reinhardt be pulled if his shield is facing the orb? If that is possible Orisa+Mei walliing will basically invalidate Rein. It will also combo well with Blizzard.
>>
>>169903730

>Junkrat, RH, Reaper, 76, Rein, Genji, Hanzo.

Look at their body types, okay. Visualize.

Now look at the women. The only ones who have any kind of different body type are Ana and Zarya.
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>>169902802
>>
>>169903843
>can hop up on back of Orisa with dick on hole and rest your torso on her back
>can just hump like that
>or have her take you for a ride around town, the motion of her walking making your dick go in and out of the onahole naturally
yes
YES
>>
>>169903847
Oh shit, this is some Ravana shit right here.
I'd be fucking giving a huge thumbs up if they did that sort of shit with him.
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>>169903840
Same
>>
>Bastion's sentry
>Zarya's ultimate
>Reinhardt's Shield
>One original ability
>Area nanoboost'
>>
>>169903472
>everything went wrong
or did it?
is there literally nothing more complicated than jack and reyes' mess in overwatch?
>>
https://youtu.be/DDqtknassUA?t=7m18s

run
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>>169903540
Jeff talks about it though as if it already happened. And the Orisa's short does as well. Sounds more like we are never going to get the Doomfist attack.
>>
>Orisa launches a graviton charge which she can detonate, slowing nearby enemies and pulling them towards the explosion.
So she can just do Zarya's ult whenever? How is that supposed to be fair?
>>
Damn, Orisa's fun.
>>
>>169902856
100% using that one
>>
>>169903506
No, the story is now one month after that attack
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>>169903971
>the thumbs up
i'm crying
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>>169904054
>How is that supposed to be fair
lol
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>>169904003
eww
>>
new thread
>>169904110
>>169904110
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>>169903994
Don't forget how they're all improvements (barring reinhart)

>bastion sentry immune to CC
>Zarya ult needs no charge, just alt fire
>>
>>169904002
yes it did
there literally can't be anything complicated when every hero's lore is a single page of text
until they release a book without cancelling it or a longer movie, it will be just a bunch of half-assed one-dimensional heroes with subtle clues thrown to lorenerds to fantasize about
>>
>>169904054
It doesn't hold people, it just yanks them, and has less range.
>>
Man, can u imagine Orisa and Bastion working in tandem together? Literally the perfect partner in crime for bastion's shenanigans.

They literally could not have picked a worse time to announce Bastion.
>>
>>169904127
>generic widowmaker OP

Do you even play this game or are you more concerned about whoring your tranny discord?
>>
>>169903684
>>169904054

> Omnic Rein with a machinegun and graviton ability

pls delete this character
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>>169904054
yes, she can do zarya's ult whenever she wants. it doesn't even have a cooldown. she can just spam graviton surges forever.
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>The new character is a fembot
excuse me, I'm going off to /trash/ to make some requests
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>>169904054
They stay in place for half a second, so it's not that great
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>joined
>left
>joined
>left
>joined
>left
>joined
>left
lol everyone wanna pick her in quick play
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>>169903673
Images never leaked but that post way back before Year of The Rooster was right
>female
>omnic
>quadruped
>tank
>designed as an alternative to reinhardt

The only thing they got wrong was the name "Anchora" but one of the first lines about her on the site describes her as "an anchor" so presumably Anchora may have been one of their earlier ideas
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>>169902531
new to tumblr fan art?
>>
>graviton surge over and over again
>immune to graviton surge, earthshatter, junkrat traps, mei freeze
>a shield placeable independent of movement and shooting with only 100 less health than reinhardt's
>a gun that does more damage than most DPS characters with more ammunition
>400 HP with damage reduction too
>insane range ult that increases damage of everyone on your team within range of a point pretty much

What the fuck
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>>169903246
>going to a general of a game you dont like

whos really in the wrong here?
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>Barrier has 900 hp
>CD starts as soon as you throw out the barrier
>Barrier lasts ~15 seconds with a 11 second cd
i honestly can't tell if this will be good or not.

>Gun functions like the mercy/d/va gun with crazy RoF and 200 ammo
YES
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>>169902802
how is it a sassy-african-booty-scratcher robot? what the fuck are you talking about dude? What the fuck do you want? Overwatch is a game about characters from all over the world, and it reflects that.
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>she even steals one of Reinhardt's victory poses
You had a good run, Hammerman
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>>169903673
It helps they lead us astray with revealing her creator first
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>>169904010
I did already happen in lore timeline. that doesn't mean they won't release a cinematic of it. although it doesn't mean they will either. Hell they may be saving it for the doomfist announcement just so they dont have to write anymore lore.
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>>169903981
Females
>Athletic
Tracer
>Generic woman
Pharah, Sombra, Mercy, Sym
>Thicc/er
Mei
>Sexy!
Widowmaker
>Elderly and old bones hunching over
Ana
>Young but not athletic
D.va
>Muscle woman
Zarya

Men
>Muscle men
McCree, Reaper, Soldier
>Toned
Genji, Hanzo, Lucio
>Large and Muscle
Reinhardt
>Fat
Winston, Roadhog
>Not twink but tall as fuck and anorexic
Junkrat

The male cast doesn't have as many figures as the women do. Admittingly, the only figure I can think to give males honestly is Twink; Genji & Lucio are close but they're very fucking toned that it's bordering on being muscle, have you seen those arms? Jesus christ.
>>
>>169903835
It has to hit something to activate
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>>169903847
I would never stop playing him if that was the ultimate
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>>169903989
>>169903847
Speaking of thumbs up, all extra arms should move during emotes.
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>>169904460
You activate by hitting the RMB again.
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>>169904458
I forgot, Dorf man Torb.

I just want a fucking twink please
>>
Is this the ugliest design in the entire game?
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>>169904002
With the white and purple beetle skin, is anyone else intensely reminded of MedaBots?
>>
>>169903981
Reaper has an hourglass shape, 76 has all shoulders, and Junkrat is a tall lanky boy
>>
>>169904698
literally nothing could be uglier than sombra's design
>>
>>169904458
Winston should be in his own "literally gorilla" category. Plus there's Zen. He's technically a male omnic.
>>
>>169904460
You can do it manually too.
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>Controlable Graviton surge every 8 seconds

>Only hero immune to all forms of movement on command and essentially has 600 HP with armor for 3 seconds

>Creates a better version of Winstons shield with a shorter cooldown, goes on cooldown when depolyed, lasts 9 seconds, and is launchable

>moveable pre-patch bastion fire

>Kritzkerg the entire team

This horse bitch is gonna need some nerfing, she is gonna be WAY to strong on defense and KOTH.
>>
>>169903690
>AAAARRRRRRRRGH BLACKS IN VIDEO GAMES MAKES ME SO ANGRY WHITE OPPRESSION ARYAN EXTINCTION LIBERALS SJWS DESTROYING THE MASTER RACE WE ARE THE GODS WE ARE THE SUPERIOR AAAARRRRGH!!!

Shut your whiny little bitch mouth and play some games. For the supposed supreme race you're a pissy teenaged girl.
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>>169904637
>mfw Doomfist is an evil twink
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>>169904698
>Zarya/Sombra still exist
I'll take my niggerbot over those 2
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So, Orisa is basically a less useful Zarya?
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>>169904003
What the fuck it can do anything
>>
>Dva/Zarya tank

i thought they could be more creative than this
>>
>>169904875
Try way more useful zarya.
>>
>>169904698
yeah, its too much like I guess she would be better off without the horse like part
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she just put some legos together and called it invention
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>>169904458
you're missing out on a wonderful untapped market here
the robotfuckers
>>
>>169904807
I purposely ommitted omnics because they're a diverse bunch that's clanking metal and not entirely represenative of figure, since as seen with Osira she'd a quadraped 'female' robot but calling her thicc is just stretching things even if she is thicc it's not represenative of figure.

Like you could say Zenyatta is a twink but he's a bunch of bucket and bolts metal tin' can robot who floats and is built to have no figure. He's not a twink when you look at him because you'll just see him as a robot who's not jacked up like Bastion is.
>>
>>169904928
On paper maybe, like Sombra is a more useful Tracer on paper
>>
I hope when doomfist comes out he's just an insanely good counter to this hero. Like just fucks her up beyond belief.
>>
but why make another black hero?
I thought they already filled the quota of colored folks with Winston.
>>
Orisa when?
>>
>>169886563
This is the way I feel about it as a scrub who's only been playing for a couple of weeks. I get that he was really easy to counter in high level play, and I'd try my best to flank him whenever I'd come across one that was giving me trouble, but there'd still be a lot of time where one would park in a corner on the control point, of which was surrounded by the rest of the team, and I'd just have to watch as everyone just died until time ran out. When your just playing by yourself as a new player, you don't really have the necessary team strategy to take care of things like that. I think it's easy to forget that there are some people that just play casually for pick up games here and there and don't find it fun to get mowed down endlessly, even though it's from a "bad" character.
>>
>>169905048
Not really. I'll take health recall and 3 blinks over hacking, really really long cooldown recall, and invis any day.
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>>169904990
>>
>>169905159
probably going live next tuesday desu
>>
Can orisa stop the bastion meta?
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>>169905068
>Shield is only 900hp
>Unmoveable
>0 mobility
She's gonna be Sombra tier and people will still yell at you for picking her instead of reinhardt.

You people whine too much
>>
>>169904840
Never said any race was supreme dipshit.
Wouldn't have to complain if Blizzard didn't make it about politics first
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>>169904807
>mfw months ago came up with an offensive OC who was a Winston counterpart who was a living dinosaur
>>
Why was Orisa look like a bull when it's supposed to be a female omnic?
>>
>>169905265
She's got insane range on her machine gun, and it does tonnes of damage, and can launch her barrier. She will be slower to get to the frontlines, but will be still very useful getting there.
>>
>>169901479
I want to fuck that omnic!
>>
>>169905265
you missed the joke
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>Orisa's fucking gun
>>
>>169905198
i would kiss winston on the lips
he is a sweet, pure boy and i wish there was more content of him
>>
what the fuck
I disconnect for 30 fucking seconds from a ranked game and I get a fucking restriction, lose 10 million points and cant even join back in???
what the fuck is this retarded fucking shit blizzard why cant I just reconnect who thought that was a good idea WHAT THE FUCK
god
>>
>>169902259
>>169901823
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>>
shippings coming up with Zenyatta and Shaniqua
>>
>>169902384
>Barrier cools down while it's deployed
>Barrier lasts ~20seconds if it's not damaged

Why the fuck do they hate winston, but let this happen?
>>
HOLY SHIT THEY REVEALED HHER
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AYO WE ALWAYS WUZ INVENTORS AND SHEET
LIKE CONSTUCTING DEM HORSE ROBOTS
AND I CALL THAT NIGGA
ORISA
CAUSE WE WUZ ALSO PHARAOS AND KINGS AND SHEET
LIKE OUR ANCESTOR OSIRIS
>>
So what exactly is the point of reaper?

He's supposed to kill tanks, but every tank shits on him.
>>
>>169906040
He's a support smasher now, get the squishes and NOTHIN PERSONELL outta there.
>>
>>169905265
>Implying she won't be used WITH Reinhardt

Defensive meta:
Rein
Ana
Bastion
Symmetra
Torb
Winston/DVa/Hog

Enjoy your barriers, cuz.
>>
>>169906263
>no zarya to fish for grav surges with the graviton spam
haha epic
>>
>>169906040
how so

literally the only tank that can "counter" him is roadhog with his hook
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>>169905948
do you thinks some black made that character or designed that robot? sure some africans get to say they have character representing them on video game but they dont get credit.
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>>169905757
mmmmm thank god
this is the content ive been waiting for
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>Ana
Support
>Sombra
Dsp
>Orisa
Tank
>Doomfist
Defense? That seems like the most likely outcome now
>>
>>169906853
>implying the next hero won't be soundquake
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>>169906229
>now does Genji's and Tracer's jobs but worse instead of doing Soldier's and Roadhog's jobs but worse
>>
>>169906853
Doomfist could be defense.
High HP Brawler
>>
>>169905757
I can't wait! It'll be that or her and bastion.
>>
>>169907028
They should double his damage, and double his range/damage drop off.

Make him truly high risk high reward.
>>
>>169905757
i'm currently shipping orisa and my dick.
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>>169902908
>>169902908
>>169902908
>>169902908
Alright, I'll be the first one to say it
>>
>>169891457
> not "I need to learn to let go"
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I'm kind of disappointed it's a robo-WoW-centaur and not something closer to a Tachikoma
>>
>IN QEUE: 4000 PLAYERS AHEAD OF YOU
blizzard i paid $60 for this game, all i get is a sweet loading screen
>>
Do you think Overwatch will be like LoL where certain heroes are just completely ignored and never buffed or reworked? (ie; junkrat)
>>
>>169904436
actually she steals 2
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>>169904962
>playing with low rez textures
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>>169908298
I'm extremely disappointed. Worst design of the whole cast.
>>
>>169910102
t. 60hz bronze
>>
>>169910352
Actually 60hz mid Diamond, but is ok to play on your mommy's acer.
>>
>>169910283
what the fuck
>>
>>169910283
This image is doing things to my penis.
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>>169908298
you gosh darn weebs say the darndest things
>>169910283
>
>>
>Orisa
>OR-15A
BLIZZAAAARD
>>
>>169905269
>HAVING NON-WHITE PEOPLE IN A GAME IS NOTHING BUT POLITICS! WHY DOES BLIZZARD HATE MY KIND!!
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opinions on best new skin? I'm leaning towards megasoma
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>>169913379
blue bug is better, the other legendary style just seems shit honestly, way too iOrisa and so little character.
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