/fhg/ - For Honor General

>People are complaining about Valk when she's always been able to do what she's doing now

I love playing against Warden

>>169785119
I have been aching for a good samurai movie since Ran.

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>nth for best feat

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How can people seriously not think Peacekeeper is cute?

>Smallest hero in the game
>Petite
>Little hip wiggle when she walks
>Girly shouts and cries
>Dances around when fighting

I want to hug Peacekeeper!

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>>169785164

It's funny. My friend's been maining Valk since launch and he regularly shat on people, even with her shortcomings. He was giddy as hell when he heard about the buffs.

What's infuriating is watching other Valkyries over the last few weeks play and -not- do optimal shit. They don't even go for the 50/50.

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>>169785170
What does he say during webm related

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>>169785268
She's definitely cute, the people who play her are shitters (with some exceptions)

>>169785273
Is the timing of this counter the same as a parry ?

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Stop attacking the knights, scum.

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>Orochi is nerfed to being next to useless. Even Lawbringer is laugh at him.
>Peacekeeper receiving buffs and shits on everything
>Samurai faction got bonus to territories cut early
Ubisoft hates weebs confirmed?

>>169785268
They've been with real women.

>>169785319
I want to give her a public lashing.

>>169785119
>Multiple hero video guides
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkiUfT_3_4AnTBKwzZQO7-fDgKDzwPRPr

wtf is this? why would you link this?
this is the cringiest shit I have ever seen and it's a fucking HOUR LONG???

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>>169785119

Remember, if you're playing 4v4, you don't actually need to fight Peacekeepers. :^)

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>>169785119
Post "High Level" play.

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>>169785368
Bearer-
Seek-
Seek-
Lest-

>>169785350
i think it's a little tighter but yes

>>169785371
What fucking nerf? The anime slash attack change does nothing - he was already jumping back far enough for anyone with half a braincell to see what's up and just wait the Orochi out.

>>169785382
That sounds kind of hot

>>169785350
a little more strict
need practice to really get a feel for it

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This is an astartes thread. Only post astartes

>>169785580
>he get off to spanking cute peacefkeeper
Lewd.

Whoever invented gear level deserves to be shot.

I'm done playing 4v4s agaisnt humans, I'm gonna grind until I'm not at a clear disadvantage, going always VS rep3+ faggots.

>>169785442
How much damage does that do?

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>>169785620
Fuck you Lawfagger

>>169785460
got any advice for a retard trying to play raider? I feel so slow compared to other classes in 1v1s

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>lawbringer is constantly referred to as the most broken class
>everyone and their dog is a lawbringer

>>169785579
Sorry, shitters opinion is not taken into consideration.

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>>169785683
Is Valkutie a tsundere or a bitch

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>>169785620
ave imperator
>>169785683
>being a tierwhore

>>169785579
All Orochi has now is top lights and zone. That's it.
You can MAYBE use something else, but only if you're good at faking and mindgames.

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>Sheer amount of talk about Lawbringer is eventually gonna culminate in people reviling him like warden
>Soon I won't be able to even occasionally post about him without getting bashed for it

Wait, did they remove the option to pick skirmish or dm?

>>169785732
So you don't know what you're talking about?

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Have they messed with the matchmaking in the recent patch? I'm not especially good at videogame, but all the people I've duelled today have clearly been much worse than me. Saw a valk spamming heavies, and a warlord trying to block unblockables.

>>169785382
>You will never roughly spank Peacekeeper to tears

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"""""balance"""""""" patch

>>169785860
>you will never spank Peacekeeper before a battle to "raise her spirit" (yours, actually), and laugh to yourself as she tries to put on her armor but jumps a bit each time something touches her red, lashed ass

>>169785795
Being good at taking and mind games = being good.

You now have to do what others have had to in order to get ahead. Poor you.

>>169785668
Very little about 2 bars, he got it boosted with revenge and tier 4 frenzy.

>>169785924
Hng

>>169785940
Oh so it's like the PK crossbow. I thought it'd make way more damage from that webm

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>>169785770
Neither!
you can call me a bitch if you want though
>>169785779
I've been a Valkyrie since release!

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>>169785929
I'm not playing orochi, i'm a knigger.
I'm just judging the game from what I see in high level brawls.

>>169785962
Suffering, isn't it?

>>169785808
>eventually gonna culminate in people reviling him like warden

People already hate him because people just spamming LAWWWWWWWWW constantly.

>>169785808
I miss the tech test when everyone still loved Warden

>>169786007
You muscle bitch!

>>169785808
>>169786078
Stop falseflagging, faget.

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>>169785924
>ywn be a Peacekeeper getting spanked by Warden-senpai for executing prisoners and using poison

>>169786007
You are a bitch

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How to roach:
1. Stand a quarter mile away
2. Wait for your opponent to wiff anything
3. Punish it with Storm rush into two top lights
4.GB
If teched, return to step 1
if it connects, overhead heavy
return to step 1.

If opponent is a turtle or someone with a dodge which they can block durring, Alt+F4 to preserve winrate.

has anyone actually watched those hero guides in the OP?

are they any good? I fucking suck at this game and need help

>>169786161
I'm not falseflagging you dumb faggot. I main lawbringer.

>>169786165
Hng.
Are there lewd stories out already? I don't see a pastebin in the OP.

Should I play Valkyrie or she's shit?

>>169786165
why are these threads always full of sluts?
not that I mind

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>>169786064
>high level brawls

>>169786215
Maybe I haven't met any good roaches, but I never had a lot of problems (compared to other classes), I can parry or CGB most of the time

>>169786295
You should play her and she's shit.

>>169786320
brawl is essentially two 1v1 anywhere above beginners bracket tho

>>169786220
There's not much to learn about this game.
To guarantee a hit on the enemy you can only rely on
1) GB
2) Parry
3) Light attack spam if you're an assassin.
4) Zone attacks and soft feints with false indicators

Okay, so I just started, what are feints even? I don't see them in the move list

>>169786220
Klyka videos are very good.

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Its my birthday.
Post your mains, or you tarnish the tradition of the birthday kid getting what he wants.

>>169786121
>>169786203
I'm not enjoying it I swear!
degrade me more though
>>169786274
Some people sperged out over the stories in the OP but I bookmarked them
http://pastebin.com/63HVzDBf
http://pastebin.com/u/CatharticWaffle

>>169786420
You cancel heavies when the animation is starting

>>169786420
Do the advanced tutorial, nigger.

>>169786461
Can everyone do that? Cancel it into a block or dodge or whatever? I started Warden because I did the first few campaign missions and the practice

>>169786431
Who?

>>169786420
cancel a heavy attack holding e, used to bait people into a parry/whatever

>>169786420
You can cancel a heavy attack with B/circle or whatever key it's on PC.

>>169785382
>>169785860
>>169785924
>>169786165
Stop, this is very lewd! You shouldn't be imagining taking a Warden's firm hand sharply across your petite athletic tush! That's indecent for a Peacekeeper!

>>169786447
>no story of Peacekeeper-chan getting lashed by Warden-senpai just before a battle

>Brawl Orders

I want to play Warlord because his design is amazing and want to have cool armor with him, but seems that everybody hates him and I fucking suck with him.

Should I give up?

>>169786359
The problem with a good roach is that he's constantly a mile away constantly canceling in and out of storm rush waiting for you to do anything to try and catch him, so that he can hit a free storm rush during your recovery frames. Your only real option is to rush him, but when storm rush starts with dodging backward anyway, it's sort of what he wants.

Though I guess you can also just stand there ready to parry and see who gets bored first.

>>169786420
what class do you play?
go to youtube and search for for class name + "hero school" and watch that video

Lewdkeeper would be proud of the direction this thread took.

>>169786507
Conq can't.

>>169786507
Yes. Well, those that actually have above average blocking speed. Feinting as an LB is basically giving the enemy a free light attack on, because they won't even bother to counter your feint and would just dodge and poke you.
Some heroes have built-in soft feints that let you cancel one move into another with a single press of a button, not just stop from attacking.

>>169786585
fuck everyone else and get good with him

Any yuro wants to team up for brawl on PC? I feel like having comfy team games.

>>169786576
I know, right?

>>169786312
These threads are just full of wanna be slut
>Added someone's email a couple weeks ago for erp
>We chat for a while before they go to sleep planning on doing it the next day
>They never get back on
Just cockteases
>>169786447
Shut up slut

>>169786645
>Feinting as an LB is basically giving the enemy a free light attack on
Spotted the reason why you're bad, anon.

>>169786585
Don't cheese and you'll be fine.

>>169786638
Yes definitely. Punish me harder Warden-senpai

>>169786527
Channel in the OP.

ERP is for degenerates

>>169786668
>Orochi-san see that Peacekeeper is doing great against the vikings
>he asks Warden what's his secret
>"a firm hand"
>he decides to try that with Nobushi later

Okay, I'll stop now. But Peacekeeper needs her spanking.

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What exactly do these stats mean, anons?

>>169786530
>>169786531
>>169786604
Thanks guys. I'll try that, should I stay Warden or main something else?

>>169786674
Not my fault a cocktease blueballed you...

>>169786773
Nothing. They mean nothing...

>>169786773
>tfw you've been afk farming and all your stats are fucked.

It would be nice if it only counted 1v1.

>>169786674
I came across the best ERP partner for some For Honor stuff on Saturday and he hasn't got back to me. Complete blue baller.

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>>169786771
Nobushi needs to be punished too, but by Kensei
Femrochi can watch

>>169786804
How about you step up and take their place then

>>169786780
Warden is high tier, if you care about the meta.
If not, just play whichever class you enjoy the most.
Unless, you're a PK or Orochi. Then you should just kill yourself.

>>169786854
Wyrm is that you?

>>169786854
Lewd. I like it. Let Nobushi get spanked until tears flow through her mask and Femrochi is staring, terrified that she'll be the next but a little aroused by Nobushi's lewd, pained moans.

>>169786867
No I'll probably stay a shitter, don't have the time to play enough to properly git gud unfortunately.
Is Berserker alright? I'd like to try some fast(ish) hero but I don't want to be squishy as fuck.

>>169786765
oh, yeah just saw
i thought we hate youtube faggots?

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>>169786806
>>169786828
Oh, I was a little excited about having Raider stats so high. Nevermind.

>>169786889
Nope, sorry. Just a lewd Nobushi.

>>169786893
Femrochi definitely needs a firm hand too.

>>169786864
Okay!
I mean, sure, drop a discord, could be fun.

>People AFK farm with matchmaking on
I'm not surprised that they are dumb but goddamn.

>rep 8 lawbringer
>decide to try out valk after the patch hit
>realise that valk is just a better version of lawbringer
really fires the ol' nuerons

>>169786932
Femrochi can be promised she'll be next, watch, and once Kensei is done with Nobushi, he can go home while Femrochi is disappointed and relieved at the same time.
And Nobushi is on the ground, holding her sore butt, crying to herself.

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>Select quit to world map
>It quits to desktop

>>169786719
Cheese? how? Similar to the Warden's GB spam?

>>169786950
I roleplay as a slutty PK and get dominated by my fellow Knights. It was hot as fuck and I'm actually craving his dick after this three day wait.

>>169786960
Never used discord. Have an email I could message you on?

>>169785683
snownigger tranny

>>169787009
Headbutt comes out too fast to react to, and can be followed by a free light. He's probably the most hated character in the game other than Warden because of this.

>>169786970
you can't afk farm with matchmaking off unless you run a script to spam spacebar

>>169786909
Yes. Nobody is especially squishy. HP values differ somewhat from hero to hero, but not nearly as much as attack speed does.

>>169787046
Discord is a browser chatroom thing.

>>169787046
I don't have a throwaway, I could quickly make one I suppose, I just thought discord would be faster and easier

>>169787101
Really? I was just playing against that fat weeb and I would've sworn he has twice the health of my Warden

>elim for orders
>fighting a cancerkeeper
>parry and gb them
>they tech it
why is this allowed

>Join an elimination
>All the bots are level 3
>There's a conq bot

It doesn't make sense to have assassins in this game. Assassins are, well, infiltrators. If they're on the frontline, there's a serious issue.

>>169786913
It's just showcases character fundamental and some advanced moves, it doesn't teach you how to play, or god forbid an LPer.

>>169787170
You probably didn't follow up fast enough

>>169787125
That would be nice, don't really know anything about discord. And Gmail has instant chat

>>169786970
Without matchmaking, afking gives fuckall and requires a script because it doesn't have a timer on character selection.
It's the easiest way to get a character ready for 4v4 when everyone has 108 gearscore with max revenge and max debuff res. If gear didn't exist and duel/brawls gave more than pennies, I think people would afk a lot less.

I personally don't do it because I main a character, but I don't give a fuck about afkers the very few times I hope into 4v4 for orders.

>>169787084
You can rubberband your controller or optionally put a weight on a directional button on the keyboard

>>169787170
Debuff resistance gear.

>>169787154
fatjap has 160hp but takes +20% damage, assassins have 120, PKs at 120

>>169787218
>this game about an apocalyptic event that somehow made three cultures from vastly different periods and locations from literally the other side of the world meet isn't realistic about troop deployment

>>169787001
The game started freezing on "quit to world map" for me a lot after the patch.

>>169786913
>we
kill yourself retard

>>169787256
>Implying you are ready for 4v4 when you never actually played
I bet those are the guys that I defeat with my rep0 character despite them having max gear

>>169787237
I followed it up as fast as the animations would allow.

>>169787279
Exactly, why is this allowed.

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Jesus. I've played like 6-10 hours a day since release and the only character I really play is Rep 10. How the fuck do these people do it?

>>169787238
Oh, is a throwaway Yahoo okay?

>>169787279
Oh so that's what that does?

>>169787069
>>169787009
The problem isn't in its speed. It also has good tracking for no reason, but can be dodged. The problem is it technically cannot be punished as long as the WL doesn't make a mistake.

>>169787380
dominion all day erry day

>>169787256
When you do it with others you will eventually get reported a lot tho.

>>169787225
i guess if we put it in the Op it can't be that cancer

alright thanks man, i just try to be careful about not giving faggots views they don't deserve

>>169787285
Yeah. And it's also unrealistic how everyone is a warrior. No craftsmen, no peasants, not even kids.

>>169787040

Gimme an example.

>>169787383
Sure. We'll find out if we can use the message with it

>>169787380
>go to his Twitch
>dude playing revenge build assassin with tribal sleeve
>edgelord music playing in the background

>>169787363
because ubisoft can't program for shit, as illustrated by the buggy release (when there was a "beta" two days earlier with none of the bugs) and the even buggy patch which introduced a lot of new problems.

Speaking of which, can anyone preview colors on the customization screen with L3/left control? I sure can't.

>>169787476
[email protected]

>>169787308
that's how it's always been you cunt
/v/ and /vg/ hate youtubers with a passion

>>169787415
I'm pretty sure there were more than 75 swastikas reported, yet ubisoft only banned such a low number. I don't think ubisoft is going to ban any more than that for afking. Plus, in their sjw minds, it's not as offensive.

>>169787380
ReReminiscence has been Rep 30 since yesterday. That's max Rep

>>169787553
Sent you an email

>>169786773
Literally just playtime. Some of the "top" players on fhtracker have kill/death ratios below 1. They simply got there from having played the most.

Anyone who uses fhtracker as a measure of skill is an idiot.

>>169787523
>revenge build

Why does that matter? Every single build when you're GR108 is a revenge build - because that's the only build that actually provides a noticable difference. Outside of lowering your defenses, stamina regen and increasing your debuff resistance, the other stats don't matter that much.

>>169787681
Post the logs.

>>169787415
Ubisoft literally asks for video proof of the afking. If they're that incompetent, do you really think they're going to act on even 1% of those reports?

>>169787672
The report system is just there as a placebo, it doesn't actually send reports to anyone. Just like on 4chan.

>>169787728
>implying K/D means anything at all
It just encourages players to do the same shit over and over again and never try anything new.

>>169787791
Tell that to lewdkeeper.

>>169787465
Posting it would get me banned for reasons

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>>169785119
>Yo Kensei pass the controller bro

>>169786663
Anyone? I'm wardumb if that matters.

>>169787816
If you're dying more than you're killing, you're playing poorly and whatever new thing you decided to try out clearly isn't working.

Experimentation and repeated failure are entirely different things

>join AI dominion game to do an order
>team is breaking and all 3 are afk, spinning around in circles at the spawn

y tho

>>169788026
Join them and enjoy never being reported. Free exp.

>>169786663
Not until after I come home from work.
And it's even earlier for western yuros.

>>169787968
I'll join

add Berke_KT on PC

>can't find a cute chest piece

>>169788000
You're bound to die a few times if you're trying something new.

>brawl
>nothing but PK everywhere
>blendering me with light spam
>fuck this bullshit
>switch to PK
>leap, grab, shank, blender
>win almost every fight
Light spam if it doesnt kill them, will do enough damage that you can just play it safe. Wait for the next GB shank and gg. Killed a few rep3-4 guys doing this shit. Fucking stupid.

>>169788026
turn off matchmaking and just play with bots.
never EVER involve yourself with real players if you can help it

>>169787680
HOW
O
W

>>169787729
Gear ruins playing different characters and trying new things. It needs a serious nerf.

>>169788148
>turn off matchmaking
Wait, what? You mean I can just play in a full lobby of bots? How?

>>169786447
>no link to that Warden and Nobushi thing
You actually don't visit threads when banned, huh.

>>169788141
no one fucking cares you fucking baby

>>169788259
I'm not here 24/7 I might have just missed it.
Is there a better archive of the fics than the one I posted?
Post it

>>169786447
>no smut of Kensei spanking Nobushi

>>169788365
Pls this

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jesus christ do you faggots even play the game

What is with you people and spanking? Nobushi and Peacekeeper would never be able to sit down.

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>>169786382
>not dragging your opponent to the other fight and making it a real 2v2

>>169788136
A few. Not enough to lower your k/d to 0.85 after hundreds of games.

That's what being bad does.

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>characters barely even have faces or speak
>vg filled to the brim with pathetic fagshit already

>>169788417
Yeah
>>169788437
I liked the whipping thing not sure when spanking entered the equation

>>169788437
Is that supposed to be a problem?
They should stand guard anyway. It's a warzone, not a barbecue party.

>>169788517
What do you mean, already? It's been like that since the first tech test

>>169788221
you choose AI mode, go into the settings for it and can turn off matchmaking

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>>169786439
Wouldn't wanna disappoint the birthday girl (boy).

>>169788517
Because they don't play the game.
There's a bunch of pathetic nomad faggots shitting up every general on /vg/ one at a time.

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>>169788173
>Gear ruins playing different characters and trying new things. It needs a serious nerf.

Nahh, what makes you think that?
While I don't think Gear is as make or break as people make it out to be, outside of Revenge, it could use a toning. Or just use Reputation-tiers as matchmaking in Dominon/4v4, where you can't get matched with Rep 3+ if you're playing something below that.

>>169788517
Warframe
Haydee

People love sexy masked women. Peacekeeper and Nobushi are sexy.

>>169788517
It's almost like sharing a board with a bunch of 14 year olds.

Really puts coal in the furnace.

>>169788173
afk xp farm

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>>169785661
>people who grind for rep and gear shouldn't be allowed to exploit their skill OR improved performance in a competitive match

>bloodbath is a pure red color scheme
>can't be used for attackers

>>169788647
>peacekeeper and nobushi are sexy
they barely even have a female figure, do burka's turn you on?

just watch porn for christ sake

>>169788767
All the schemes outside of neutral seem kinda shitty

>>169788641
Gear is just annoying since it takes away incentive of trying new characters.
>"Oh, Conqueror sounds kind of fun in Dominion has some useful strats that can be implemented"
>"What's that? I have barely any useful feats and my character is seriously gimped since I have no gear? Well, guess I'll just play my main."

>>169788709
Might as well exploit it before it's removed like with what happened to Siege.

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>get an average PK shitter in duels
>easy 3-0
>wants a rematch
>3-0 again
>another rematch
>fuck it might as well keep taking the wins
>win first round
>he starts spamming Wow!
>don't want to piss him off because easy wins
>literally just spam nothing but lights and give him the round
>starts emote spamming on my corpse
>get buttblasted and kill him next round without taking damage
>start emote spamming
>he disconnects

I feel like I really bonded with that guy. This game is neat.

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>>169788817
Peacekeeper is cute. CUTE!

>>169788874
I don't know why but emote spamming is just so sad to me. It's always the Orochi too.

>>169788820
Why are we colour-locked anyway? We have icons above our heads to indicate our team and we appear on the minimap appropriately too. I rarely even recognize players based on their colours, I just look at their icons.

>>169788647
They do have womanly figures, they make girly noises. I want to fuck Peacekeeper. Sorry you can only get off to naked ladies and haven't ascended to armor fetishism.

>>169788963
I guess because Ubi assumes everyone who plays this game is retarded.
And they're not wrong.

>>169788982
virgin

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>>169788931
>to make it painful but not harmful

>>169788767
The sad thing is that this isn't even in the top 10 list of stupid fuckups in this game.

>>169788943
It triggers the ever living fuck out of me, and I don't know why. The only time anyone ever does it is when they kill you after you've been destroying them, or you're playing a team mode and got gangbanged.

>>169788874
you a ken player?

>>169788874
>>169788943
I don't mind emote spamming when it's something hilarious like Conq's dance.
But roaches doing the defeat emote over your corpse really get to me.

>>169788963
To avoid retarded stuff like in Chilvary where you can have people in gray getting killed by everyone, even their own teams.

>>169788717
The way gear is set up you're literally punished for trying out new characters in 4v4 mode.
And there's no fucking defending people getting revenge in 5-6 fucking blocks/hits because they have revenge gained by defense/injury gear

>>169788982
Meant for
>>169788817

>>169789018
The only virgin here is the one who still finds naked girls attractive. The last shag I had with my fuckbuddy was dressed up as Captain Phasma's while I called her a useless cunt.

>>169786220
shugoki video was pretty good, helped me incorporate unlocked play.
I'm waiting for a valkyrie video but I've mained her since release, see how pros XD play her

>>169789101
But we still have the icons over our heads and we can only lock on to the enemies.

>>169789103
Just fight near the ledges.

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>"Win 5 [gamemode] matches with [hero you don't want to waste the EXP on]"

>>169789127
>naked girls attractive
That's virgins for you.
As a patrician, I like girls that dressed. When it's hidden, it's even more arousing.

>>169789168
>mfw never paid much attention to the icons
Then I guess >>169789013 is right.

>>169789101
Well, you already can't lock onto teammates. That should take care of that problem.

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>>169788517

>being surprised that people sexualize any and everything on the internet
>posting on 4chan
>being this new

Wow man I wish I could have regular boners like regular people, like yourself, you dejected normie fuck.

>>169789035
Beserker. Ken looks fun, but I'm autistic and only play my faction.
>>169789053
I don't know what I hate more, emote spam on my body, or a dude who starts a duel with a slow walk, and emote

>>169789193
You mean steel? You can actually play the heroes you haven't hired yet, just won't be able to customize them.

>>169789205
Fair enough. Still, it's a damned shame. I like using red material but they look fugly whenever I'm a defender. Maybe I'll actually make use of the loadouts just for fashion purposes.

>>169789272
No, I mean EXP.

I don't want to get 1500 EXP for an assassin, I wanna level up my lawbringer.

>>169787425
Age of wolves son

>>169789176
And that does what exactly? Any player will know what I'm trying to do and they have just as much of a chance of throwing me off as I do, in fact they have an even better chance considering during revenge you can't interrupt their GB.

Gear is broken, there's no defending it

>>169789317
Then don't do that order/contract and just play your hero. It's that simple.

>>169788931
>warden carries peacekeeper back to her room
>starts fucking her in the ass while slapping her ass

>>169789265
>I don't know what I hate more, emote spam on my body, or a dude who starts a duel with a slow walk, and emote

Lmao this is exactly what I like to do. Slow walk and watch my opponent run or sprint towards me, anticipating their running attack, deflecting or blocking it and punishing first. Besides that, Zerker's walking animation looks great.

>>169786909
Berserker is a fucking monster in all game modes if you get your attack directions changed quick enough and can dodge well, also learn how/when to initiate. I can't cgb to save my life and I still regularly go 10-0+ in dominion games, just hit rep 3

>>169785795
Are you people mentally disabled?
They BUFFED Riptide strike. You're all talking about storm rush because you've had all the brain cells fucked out of your skull by your step dads

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QUESTION:

does alt-f4 NOT count as a loss?

is this why everyone who loses the first round leaves? 5 times in a row, i always assumed they take the loss.

>>169789265
I'm an LB main, I can't walk faster.

>>169789438
It does, afaik. They just ragequit.

>>169789393
I just run without sprinting on my Zerker, and never open up with a jump. I just think it looks silly for Beserker to just casually walk over to someone, then start dishing out spin attacks and feints everywhere.

>>169789438
Nope. I'm not even sure if quitting the match counts as a loss.

>>169789403
>Zerker in dominion
>Implying it's hard to go 10-0 when you just leap atk people who are fighting others then run away

why the fuck is duel filled with fucking kensai players, i've played six in a row now

>>169787218
>not sending very good assassins to the backend objectives to take/hold thanks to their exceptional 1v1 skillset
You probably don't do well in dominion, do you?

>>169789558
I like to start off the last round of the fight by sprinting after walking casually for the first two rounds. Catches them off guard sometimes and scores a free running hit.

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>>169789545
>>169789559
this should for serious be investigated for everyones benefit
can anyone confirm for sure?

>>169789559
Quitting doesn't count as a loss, it's why every salty fag does it

>>169789617
>Sending assassins instead of literally unkillable warlords to contest their point for 4 minutes straight because lol revenge

>>169789674
Alt-F4 definitely doesn't count as a loss, anons have checked before. I'm just not sure about straight up quitting the match from the menu.

>>169789458
Kek
>>169789650
I'm always too scared to open up with jump attacks. Fucking love them after a combo though.

Everywhere I go, it seems Peacekeeper is unanimously agreed upon to be a butt slut. Why is this?

>>169789558
>spin attacks
>berserker

Why? Berserker's spin attack is literally one of the worst attacks in the game. It's parry bait in it's purest form, because it doesn't give you one, but five opportunities to get parried. As a class who really, really does not want to get hit.

So is the whole connection dropping bullshit still a thing? I remember reading some shit about people being able to make players of their choosing drop connection and disconnect from the match on demand. Is that still a thing? It just seems fishy that I seem to get the most sudden disconnects whenever I or my team do well.

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>>169789728
>>169789734
that is fucking disgusting
why is that allowed in duel mode what the dick

>>169789830
Because it's funnier to punish her butt before a battle and see her struggling to put on her armor.

"""""""""""high activity"""""""""""

>>169789830
The way she walks you know she gets fucked on the daily.

>>169789859
It's allowed because they cannot punish quitting until they fix people lagging out of matches, which happens all the time. People would be fucking pissed off if their win/loss ratios started tanking because of Ubisofts shitty connections

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>get ganked
>activate revenge mode
>the target gets knocked down
>heavy attack
>doesn't reach
Alternatively
>fighting someone
>another enemy tries to rat me
>but he's one hit from being dead
>activate revenge mode
>try to switch targets
>it doesn't work

>>169789843
My bad, I meant his dodge attack. I always call his dodge attacks spins. I rarely use the actual spin attack because it's damage is so poor. I do like to feint a heavy top, then go into those sometimes if the guy has less than a bar, because the startup is so small.

>>169789776
Never open up with a jump unless you're really sure you can get a hit. Even then, it's safer to go for a head crusher instead, that deals more damage and is only a tiny bit slower than forward dash + light.

>>169789843
It's a good way to get a free hit in while dodging. Why wouldn't you use it? Spamming it is stupid though, similar to how spamming forward dash + heavy is for PK.

>>169789830
Look how much anal devastation she causes, must be a butt slut.

>>169789789
Is this a thing?

>>169789959
The lockon in this game is fucking awful and I click my right stick all the time accidentally when changing stances

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SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO RAIDER HOLY FUCK DOES HE SUCK

ALSO WHY THE HELL DOESN'T HE GET A DECAPITATION EXECUTION? FUCKING UBISHIT

>>169789859
I don't think they distinguish between quits/alt-F4s and actual disconnects. Until they do, they can't count DCs as a loss since it happens way too often. I'd be mad as fuck if they suddenly did because their networking is fucking rubbish.

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>>169788417

>>169789975

Ah, yeah. I see. At least there's less risk involved in doing it now, rather than before where if they blocked your light attack, you'd get GBd for free.

>>169789998

I thought he was referring to the Zone attack, my bad.

>>169789859
I haven't had many disconnects in duel, but in brawl I get triggered to no end when an opponent I or my teammate is about to kill leaves and the full-HP bot comes rushing in to tank someone.

No idea who thought replacing a disconnect with a bot before the end of a round was, but they need to be sent to the firing squad, be given a mock execution, and then get sent to the fucking work camps.

>>169789998
He thinks you mean the zone attack, not the side-dash light. Side-dash light is the most excellent opener, especially when they expect the charge heavy or forward dodge heavy

>new player
>strict matchmaking that goes to all players within 30 seconds in queue
>getting my shit pushed in 24/7

I realise that i have to git gud but this shit is annoying as hell..

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>>169790036
No, I just cheat. I use cheatengine to edit the value that checks for your death and edit it to resurrection so I can get up again. Setting it to full hp crashes everyone.

Ever wondered about that error? Yep. That's that.

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>Brawl
>Select Lawbringer and confirm my choice
>Game switches to Berserker
???????????

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>>169790070

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>>169790083

>>169790070
I'm hyped for all the smut involving Peacekeeper's and Nobushi's butts.

>>169790131
Practice against bots for an hour and you'll beat most shitters

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>>169790151
Peacekeeper is for maximum lewding.

>>169790085
>I thought he was referring to the Zone attack, my bad.

Oh shit, that makes sense. I normally never use the Zone unless I'm killing grunts. You're right about there being less risk involved now though. But the previous state of Zerker did force me to discipline myself so I don't spam it so much like the roaches and PKs do.

>>169790129
Ain't that the truth. Still, it's always good to mix it up. Go for a gb if you conditioned them to expect a dash attack, shit like that.

And I've noticed that, when you're chaining, it's worth it to throw in a top light in there too. Most people expect Zerks to just chain left-right-left-right etc. and throwing a top usually catches them off guard. Then just end with forward + heavy to end their misery.

Shit's fun.

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WHY ARE THE BLACK-BLUE AND BLACK-ORANGE COLOR SCHEMES NO LONGER AVAILABLE WHAT THE FUCK
THEY WERE LITERALLY THE STANDARD COLORS BEFORE THE PATCH

>>169790204
I've commissioned a piece that I'm gonna give to Lewdkeeper first so they can spread it around.

>>169789998
The Beserkers dodge attacks really are his bread and butter. A light feint into a dodge to the other side doesn't do much but it's so satisfying, especially when you pull off the feint into deflect and get that free heavy. I wish I was better so I could do that shit more often.

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Kensei is cute!

>they moved my favorite colors down to reputation 9+

Goddamnit, I just wanna be green nigga.

>>169789570
>implying I don't hold objectives and regularly win 2v1s protecting my spots
I may be a console-shitter that doesn't record his games but that's what I do in dominion, swear.
Skirmish and Elim? Oh I absolutely play like a roach in those game modes.

>>169790371
I honestly have no idea how they could have fucked that up when none of the patch deals with colors. Current work around is to reset your customization.

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The slut loves to be CONQUERED

>>169790440
>he didnt preorder

Nothing was comfier than seeing Skirmish and Elimination were switched like Duel and Brawl

>>169790389
I hope it's about Peacekeeper's butt.

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>decide to try Valk since she got a buff
>literally the most fun I've had with a character

As a Knight who has mained mostly Conker and Warden up till now, I feel conflicted.

>>169790558
I don't think so, samsy19. Peacekeeper dominates you.

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Can somebody tell me what the fuck this is?

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>>169789265

>not slow-walking to your opponent
>not being motivated

>>169790665
Weapon was so versatile it turned into a viking.

>>169790490
>Current work around is to reset your customization.
Oh, nice.
Yeah I somehow think this was not intentional at all even though they did fuck with other colors too, but completely blocking the standard colors out and not even giving them achievable requirements (because it says you get them at starter level) looks like a mistake.

>>169790638
It's Peacekeeper being double railed by Warlord and Raider in her ass and pussy as they cum inside and she gives the peace sign with love hearts above her head.

>>169790665
It's the LB buff.

>>169790665
Dumbass slice of life feature aimed towards autistic one trick ponies

>>169790753
The buff just changes your character to something else.

>>169790739
I want more Valkyrie stuff but this sounds awesome

>>169790665
LB is a cute girl, this isn't news to anyone.

God I love killing Orochi

>few days ago, before patch, guy keeps fucking with me in 1v1
>rep 4 warden
>I'm learning zerker
>he keeps trying to chat with me; asking if I'm new
>lose a few times to his warden
>keep challenging him to learn more
>this whole time I haven't said a word to him
>friend decides to fuck with him, takes over controls and goes valk
>fucks the warden's day up with the 'vortex' that's easy as fuck to get out of
>he calls it spam; won't GB despite the fact that that's ALL my friend's doing
>rage quits

How do you RQ after losing once to some jokes?

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>>169788106
I guess you dc'd. I won that last match for you lawbro.

>finish 5 skirmishes with a vanguard
>finish 5 elims with a vanguard

>these two fucking contracts are taking me days because of constant DC's and quitters

fuck this gay earth

>>169790798
>>169790771
I'm very tempted for my next commission to have Lewdkeeper gangbanged by anons, their cocks censored with BANNED as an autist screams in the background about smut.

>>169790116
that's been fixed though, bots spawn dead now

>>169790879
>taking contracts that aren't duels

>>169790889
I'm not fond of gangbang. Peacekeeper deserves a lashing and an anal fucking, but only done with love by a loving Warden.

>>169790665
Holy shit so I wasn't just imagining it then? I would pick another character and the last one I played would fucking appear for some reason.

>Low activity
Fuck what

>>169790889
Do it!

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send help

>>169790873
i'm surprised that roach wasn't a bitch after his zone spam shit and flowcharting off of anime rush, but yeah, maybe later

>>169790998
And I bet it's 3 Orochi

>>169790998
>clan abbreviations in names

holy shit when did 2007 come back?

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All these autistic waifu fags are hard to deal with it. Why the fuck are there women in action vidya? Its a fucking joke

When is Lawbreaker gonna be buffed? It's bullshit how Peacekeeper gets buffs meanwhile the rest of the roster rots in reeking refuse

>>169790998
fuck ive seen phr around a bunch dont worry dude they literally only fucking play dominion and theyre humiliatingly dreadful youll be fine
although they do exclusively travel in a MINIMUM group of 3

>>169791058
muh strung wymyn

>>169785717
He was popular before he was known to be shit though

>>169791058
Valkyrie sort of makes sense as the whole Norse Shield Maiden thing and the Nobushi has some historical relevance, that's about it though.

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>doing some comfy duels as THE LAW
>against Rep 4 Zerk
>Lose hope in the face off screen
>Actually do pretty well
>Pic related happens

I'll never dehydrate playing lb

What followup does warlord have after a parry? i always seem to be out of range for heavy or guardbreak

>>169790998
>that Martell emblem
Fucking legend, I'm stealing that

>>169790998
Never came across these fags but I fought two FHA and another group with VH in their names before. They're always gank squad supremes and spam whatever is cheesiest with their heroes. Thankfully, I've gotten much better at dealing with ganks now.

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>>169791058
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE PEACEKEEPER

>>169790945
Apparently from what I'm seeing it changes to a random hero when you press L3. Don't know what the fuck that is for

>>169791328
>twitchfag
What a surprise he was trash.

>>169791301
Shield maidens just carried new shields (hence the name), arrows, water and bandages on the battlefield, they were not actual fighters

>has "gaming" in his name
Instantly left the match. Remember to quit against wannabe streamer faggots, or waste their time by running laps around the arena until they get bored and quit.

>Enemy's teammate dc's in brawl
>Ledge the AI and don't refrain from ganking the other guy
>Next round, he ledges me
>Ledge him in the final round
>Says he ledged me because I ledged the AI
>Ask him why I shouldn't have done so when AI ledges you at will
>"Because it's still my teammate"
He was asking me to be honorable to a bot...?

>>169790560

Which would've changed nothing.

>>169791301

valkyries are different from shield maidens. Valkyries are like champions of one of their gods and choose to guide other warriors to valhalla. Shield maidens are basically just militia, women who were forced to fight under certain circumstances.

>>169791523
Why do that when you can just spank them all match long and humiliate them before their very audience?

>slide along a weeb spear
>TU MORITURO
>stab her in the tits
This is fun

>>169791328
>twitchfag
When will this poison be destroyed ?

>>169791614

as soon as you subscribe! don't forget to make tiny donation of a minimum of 10 dollars to let a robot read your message on stream!

>>169791576
Because then they'll accuse you of cheating and you'll receive over nine thousands hate mails.

>>169791432
I said sort of makes sense, I imagine they could defend themselves and wore armor if things went wrong and rarely did actual fighting. Also shield maidens did fighting in the sagas which is where most of our information comes from, Brunhilde for example.
Also I kind of imagine wives would prefer to go to Valhalla with their husbands than be Nydhog food.
>>169791572
I know I just find it weird that one class is basically supposed to be a mythological creature and Valkyrie are most likely inspired by shield maidens.

>>169791686
This. You'll get swatted by their autistic fanbase of 9 year olds who think you're hacking because surely nobody can beat their favorite streamer right in his own stream

>>169789228
>I cant get regular boners but I can get turned on by a women in a full set of armour who's female figure you can barely even see
thats odd

>writing a Raider guide
>95% sure that fhg will shit on it

Anyone even remotely interested or should I just save myself the trouble?