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>Any new infos ?
CPDR is recruiting right now, so the game is still in early stages.
Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon.
old:>>169317707
Geralt and Triss OTP
Second for bestgirl
>>169783109
Triss status: KEKED
>>169783081
do you need to post this at the start of every fucking thread?
Nth for Corvo Bianco mod
>>169784151
>>169742523
What mod please?
>>169784405
For what, the younger Geralt or the tattoos?
Or both?
>>169784151
Well, it became a habit. And I like Geralt and Triss. They are my favorite fictional couple ever :3
>>169784283
The only mod for Corvo Bianco I use is the Triss Companion mod to add Ciri and Dandelion next to Triss. The only awkward thing about it is that Dandelion and Ciri share a bed in the guest room.
>>169784501
Younger Geralt.
>>169784610
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/951/?
Plenty of choices available for you, I use modYoungerGeraltOriginalScar file
The HOS mark won't come up on his face unless you use modYoungerGeraltHOSOriginalScarMark also
>>169784503
But I wantYenand Ciri
>>169784832
Thanks mate.
Will Cyberpunk 2077 have romance? Will it have two rivaling waifus and a bunch of others to fuck like TW or will they take the Bioware approach and offer multiple waifus and husbandos for all? I think after the success of TW3's waifus, CDPR will put extra effort into romance and I'm really curious to see what will they do in the end. I can't imagine anyone topping Trissfu, but still...
>>169784893
Unfortunately, I don't think the mod supports that. The guy who made it never did a Yen version. Maybe someone altered it to work with Yen though.
best girl
AHH GERALT
HOW'RE TINGS?
>>169785723
Sigismiund go away you cuck
>>169787721
Am I the only one mad about no interaction between Hjalmar and Ciri?
Have I ever told you girls...about that one time I fought a zeugl...
>>169787890
who
>>169788919
Whatever the lesbian equivalent of a beard is.
>>169788919
Why is that woman in the background sitting on nothing?
>>169789078
what do leghairs have to do with blind waifus
>>169789157
before this cutscene, the game crashed on my ps4. I think it was just eating shit at the time.
>>169787980
I'd hope so
>>169789748
Why?
I'd like to see their reactions on how both of them changed
Best villain
how many gwent tournaments are there? I know about the passiflora/endgame one but I heard there are other lesser tournaments and shit like that. Also, I'm enjoying this minigame way too much and I don't want to spoil anything by reading up on it, but I don't want to miss stuff either. Anything like that I should keep an eye out?
>>169792058
As edgy as they were, they were cool looking.
>>169792156
Don't remember one aside from the two you listed. But there's one in the B&W DLC, and it's very hard.
>>169792058
But this isn't Gaunter.
All the wild cunts are just a bunch nobodies anyway, can't tell a difference
>>169792436
>Gaunter
>Villain
>9.99$ for a fucking concert
CPDR ?
MORE LIKE JEWDR LMAO
>>169792521
He is tho
>>169793219
But he's not though is he
>trissfags exist
>>169793219
>wanting to cash in a pact that some wiseass sought to avoid by using a bunch of conditions he thought to be impossibly to fulfill
>saving Geralt from being shipped and executed to Ofir
yes, totally villainous
>>169794678
The fact that he's able to deceive some players like yourself makes him even better villan
Demanding human souls as payment makes him evil regardless of terms
>>169794565
literal perfection
>>169795634
>make deal with man who never lies and says exactly what the terms of the deal are
>comes to collect payment
>WOOOWWW WOOOOOOOOWWWWWW THIS WASN'T OUR DEAL
Olgeird was a fucking retard who didn't deserve Iris
>>169796319
>>169796368
I don't argue about Olgierd, because I agree in general.
It doesn't make Gaunter honest businessmen tho.
Imagine being such a softcock that you prefer a girl taking advantage of your broken mind than a woman who's outwardly strong but submissive deepdown and just wants to be dominated on a plush unicorn
>>169798149
>the tattoo from TW2 carries over
It's little things like that that pleases me
>>169798531
It's one of the few things that does, the save import is pretty much shit otherwise, but I like to keep the tattoo as a trophy of a sort as it reminds me of TW2, which I love immensely.
>>169797240
How many screenshots in your yen folder, fellow yenfag?
>>169799258
Nothing dedicated to her specifically, just things i thought looked amazing in-game and about 40% of it just happened to be her.
>>169799941
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with Yen's ass
>>169800008
It's nice, but it can't compare to Triss' :3
>>169800146
maybe to you, but not to canon geralt
>>169800538
Canon Geralt died at the end of LotL. Sapkowski is the only authority on canon and he doesn't give a fuck about games. In the games, we get to choose what our Geralt does and mine loves Triss Merigold :3
During his amnesia he fell in love with Triss and
eventually decided to settle down with her in Kovir. Without his memories of Yen, he was able to meet Triss all over again and see her in a different light for the first time.
I read the books and I would never deny that in them Yen is Geralt's one true love, there is no doubt there. However, games are a different medium, one that allows multiple story outcomes and I personally love picking the choices that make the game more enjoyable to me and I happen to love Geralt and Triss' relationship.
>>169795634
>demanding human souls as payment makes him evil regardless of terms
>implying souls have any inherent worth or that taking them in a contractual agreed manner is wrong in any way
>implying everyone is entitled to a soul
fuck off, commie fag
>>169792546
no one is forcing you to buy it
>>169801262
>I read the books and I would never deny that in them Yen is Geralt's one true love
Good, don't care for your autistic 'shipping'.
>>169802435
You were the one who responded to me. I have no problem with other people liking different things and choices. If you like Yen go right ahead, she's great, but in my game she will always be the fun ex wife. Besides, books happen in the past and things have changed for my Geralt in the mean time.
He found true love and harmony with Triss and I'm happy CDPR gave them a perfect happy ending after three games of beautiful romance :3
>>169802985
did i fucking say you were allowed to (You) me back?
I'm glad you had your opportunity to RP in a game, but you don't belong here you autrisstic fag.
>>169803864
Don't bully trissposter please
>>169803864
Aww, such rude attitude, I like your use of autrisstic though, I keked. And this place is my home, I practically live here, me and my Trissfu :3
yen and triss move over. time for a serious talk. keira, ves or shani?
>>169805357
Keira as a fuckbuddy, Ves is tainted by BIG HENSELT DICK so she gets nothing, Wife Shani
Yes yes, I know how retarded she was in TW1 and I know her voice is a weird bastardization between english and american but it gets me diamonds
>>169805357
Keria is a crazy bitch. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
What's the best mod to remove the combat stance for good?
>>169806096
Why would you wanna do that
>>169806262
Because I hate that crab walk and want to be able to sprint in combat.
>>169806308
play another game then
>>169806416
make me
>>169805959
Shani is a nice gal, and she really shined in HoS. In TW1 I never cared much about her.
I always had a soft spot for Ves even though she is a simpleton.
Keira is the most charming one, I really liked her and Geralt's interactions.
>>169806469
play another game oryour mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>169805357
Shani every day.
>>169805357
As much as I love Shani and like Ves, both would grow old and die on my eyes, so Keira
>>169808274
This
Geralt and Yen are almost the definition of a toxic relationship.
Cheating, lying, cuckoldry, mind reading, constant breakups, using each other
My Geralt loves taking long hot baths with Triss :3
>>169809754
Then what would you call this, you faggot?
>>169811862
autrissm
>>169809754
Doubt you really care that much
>>169782953
So, I’m still in Velen on my first run of TW3.
Loving almost everything about the game so far, except I absolutely despise the arbitrary 5-level range.
Example:
>Be level 3
>Fight one level 9 ghoul
>Get it down to half health over about 5 minutes of straight attacking/dodging
>regenerates faster than I can DPS it at max adrenaline (over 100 health per tick)
>run away
>Kill some bandits nearby and get to level 4.
>same level 9 ghoul now dies in 10 hits or so.
>Regens at a reduced rate (~40 health per tick)
Can y’all suggest a mod that somehow removes this silliness with level scaling?
I’m fine with being 1HKO’d by high level monsters, but this arbitrary scaling of health is killing my enjoyment of exploring.
Playing on Death March, btw.
been months since I last visited this place, sad to see that the retarded autist is still at it
he any closer to suicide lately?
>>169817639
Nope, looks like most of /wtc/ has actually embraced him as some kind of saviour of the general because he posts Triss's ass.
>>169816239
Here you go bub. You can make it harder or easier.
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/442/?
>>169819169
>most
It's just one guy who as infatuated with Triss as he is and licks his asshole bigtime, it's pathetic
>>169819169
that's seriously pathetic, people who enable his autism are just as disgusting
>>169819805
if that's the case then they should just move to skype or wherever to erp all day long and leave this place to normal people
Reminder that if it wasn't for trissbro and triss ass admirers, these threads would've archived already countless times.
>>169822020
In Triss' ass we trust. May her juiciness brings us peace and prosperity :3
>you get to fuck saskia but every time she orgasms there's a 1% chance she turns into a dragon for a minute and tries to eat you
wat do
>>169822982
Fuck her anyway
Dragon pussy is worth it
>>169822982
So.. yeah, whatever happened to saskia
>>169822982
>if you survive the minute, she changes back into human form, quivering and naked, spills her spaghetti and gets incredibly apologeticbefore sucking the soul out of your body with her luscious lips
>>169822982
just be a selfish lover
>>169822982
Fuck her corpse because she's canonically dead and thus can't orgasm so I'm completely safe in my endeavors.
>>169823784
CDPR confirmed a while ago on twitter that both her and iorveth are alive
>>169823784
How would she be dead? No way in hell Geralt would kill her actually.
>>169819543
Cool, thanks anon. I don’t think this was quite what I was looking for, but I’ll try it out and see.
>>169823894
Nope, that was just damage control to make those fans shut up (and it actually worked, lel). The canonical comic shows exactly what happened to Saskia, she died defending Vergen. And Iorveth is dead, as mentioned by the Scoia'tael in the game.
>>169824125
If Geralt didn't kill her then she died in Vergen when Nilfgaard invaded. The comic came with HoS so you can check out the game folder if you want to see for yourself.
>>169824541
that comic is not canon, but if you won't believe CDPR confirming they are alive than believe what you want i guess.
>>169824906
It's not the matter of believing. The comic was made as an answer to those who wondered what happened to Saskia since she wasn't in the game. Conversely, the tweet was posted by a community manager as a standard PR reply.
The word of writers in an official piece of media > community manager on twitter
>CDPR dev Patrick Mills talking about canon. Taken from somethingawful forums.
I more mean that the entire idea of canon is weird and mostly not-helpful. I think it comes from a desire to historicize fictional worlds, and it's a *terrible* idea. I was never someone into the Star Wars EU, but wookiepedia is a living testament to the folly of canonization. Big franchises are really poorly suited to this kind of systemization, which is ironic considering that the idea of canon comes from the Church, one of the biggest franchise universes in history.
I really like how Morrowind handled cannon, re: the ending of Daggerfall. Previous game had 5 mutually contradictory endings? All of them happened simultaneously because causality broke.
There's no such thing as canon (and never was). Letho living or dying in W2 is only determined by your play of W2. If the default save-state says he's dead, it doesn't mean that "canon" Geralt killed him because there's no such thing, there are lots of different reasons for deciding what choices we carry between games, or what characters get into the game and which ones get cut, mostly technical and production reasons, never because we want to establish an official story-state for reasons of canon.
The game stands on its own, and you are permitted to have your own relationship to the franchise based on the specific parts of it you chose to consume. "Canon" is loving stupid garbage. Someone says they didn't take Ciri to the Emperor because he's an abusive rear end in a top hat (becuase that player chooses to incorporate elements of his character from another source), that's fine. If another player choses to take her to the Emperor because none of those elements are part of this story, that's fine too, it's not an invalid choice just because you read a book where he's a jerk.
edit: everyone is permitted to have their own relationship with a work, the artist is dead, long live art
>>169825726
You're seriously so assblasted about Saskia being dead? I very much prefer Iorveth's path because of him and Saskia but I'm just being realistic, they're both dead, Roche is canon and CDPR doesn't give a shit as evidenced by the game itself.
>>169823784
>fucking a rotting corpse with a dry pussy
>>169821692
>>169822020
>>169822202
Currently midway in TW2, played TW1 in all paths, and plan on spending countless hours in TW3, since I only heard good things from it.
Noob question: will CDPR keep developing The Witcher franchise (either more expansions for 3 or maybe a 4th title)?
I really like the lore and the gameplay. Doesn't feel forced like The Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
>>169826754
Maybe. Right now they are taking a break from the main witcher games to do Cyberpunk 2077 and the official Gwent game. If the series does continue, I believe they've said that it would be with a different character and not Geralt
>>169819169
>most of /wtc/
You mean that one guy that asks him when he wants to masturbate?
>>169825943
there is no such thing as canon in the games, it all depends on player choice. if you refuse to believe the developers themselves go right ahead and if you want to believe saskia is dead, then she is dead in your "canon", simple as that. nothing in the game suggest she died, it was never said and iorveth's death is only mentioned as a rumor and was never confirmed. comics are separate thing, they are irrelevant to the games.
>>169826898
As much as I love Geralt, this sounds like a good thing.
Do the books expand on different witcher schools, since I learned that Letho and his goons were from some "snake school" (and Geralt and goons from wolf school, maybe?). Until that I always thought witchers were a very rare breed (mostly Geralt, Vesemir and those two other guys).
>>169826754
The Elder Scrolls lore is god-tier though.
They said it was finished for Geralt. As much as they've been hacked with a lot of things in W3, I trust them on this. A Ciri sequel wouldn't make any sense, as you'll see with the endings. Really don't think they'll milk out the franchise. And the game ending on a great note with Blood and Wine.
Enjoy TW2 anon, it's great.
>>169826176I'm married
>>169827281
ya you def need to get laid then lol
>>169827281
Sorry to hear that bro
>>169827119
They're from the Viper school, which isn't in the books. Geralt, Vesemir, Lambert & Eskel are from the Wolf School. There's the Bear school, a Griffin, Manticore, Cat. The latter is more of a glorified bandit school more than anything else.
As far as I can recall, there aren't a lot of talking about the other schools in the books. Really, apart from some chapters where they're at Kaer Morhen, there aren't a lot of other Witchers in the books.
>>169827420
>implying
>>169826754
They only said that Geralt's story is definitely over and they seem determined to make it so. I've seen several of them, including Marcin Iwinski confirming that in various interviews.
Possibilities include a Ciri game, but that seem unlikely to me and I'm not too trilled on it. They will probably return to the franchise in a few years though. In what way, it remains to be seen. I guess it will also depend on the success of Cyberpunk. If the games does well, maybe we'll see sequels for that. If it bombs miserably, maybe CDPR returns to their cash cow to save the day.
>>169827657
Jesus is that Dandelion? He's becoming more and more of a clown.
Was ok in TW1, was pimp as fuck in TW2 and look at that faggotry in TW3
>>169826754
If CDPR does continue to develop witcher games it would be with different characters. They've been pretty clear that Geralt's story is done. And they are focusing on gwent and cyberpunk right now. I don't really care about gwent but I hope it succeeds in generating money for them. Cyberpunk 2077 has the potential to be my favorite game of all time. Favorite fictional setting+favorite game devs. I'm worried they might be overly ambitious though.
>>169827819
Yeah, he's a flamboyant lad for sure.
>>169825726
>The game stand on its own.
lol. Retard.
>>169827995
Gwent is gonna be huge bub. I can tell already, having been in the beta they put out a while back. All current CCGs will be put to shame.
>>169828331
As someone who doesn't give a shit about online card games, I hope it turns out successful because I like CDPR. I will definitely play the single player campaigns though, that's what makes me excited about Gwent.
>page trissfu and geralto
>>169832543
Wonder how much dick sucking it took to stay hidden in Novigrad.
>>169833329
None, Trissfu is a skillful negotiator. The only sexual activity she had was fapping to Geralt every night and crying herself to sleep afterwards :3
>>169833635
>skillful negotiator
>gets tricked by a grain farmer
>geralt bails her out as always
It's possible to make Ciri real, right?
>>169833794
Well, I'm sure she would have managed dealing with the guards just fine and she's been successfully organizing the mages and dealing with Novigrad's underworld for months before Geralt arrived. Trissfu likes to play damsel in distress sometimes as a seduction tactic.
>>169833840no ;_;
>>169825726
>There's no such thing as canon (and never was)
Say that again, kiddo?
You a MK lover or somethin'?
shani is best girl
>>169792546
This concert is amazing, what the fuck you want a full movie for free?
Most concerts DVDs cost 30$+
>>169842295
What's the deal with the concert? Is it just standard Witcher music or is there something special about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMZ1pZEc0os
Is this the comfiest song in the history of mankind /wtc/?
>>169847454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BAgLNPpDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKWtwJ38EjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKoN8JTcAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyZzGqwpHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YzQuf-wnew
>>169847368
Triss a cute :3
Oh question, do you have to win theCiri horse race with the baronto get the cheevo?
>>169852551
just win the race, it's piss easy
>>169856928
I'd plant babies in that Ciri
>find some kids stealing hens
>tell the lady to take them in
>she brushes me off
>randomly ride by a few days later on a hunt
>all the kids there
feels good man
>>169861786
happened to me too
>page triss' cakes are delicious and so is she
>>169782953
How can Roche be an uncle if he'sdead
>>169858178
same
d-don't you die on me!
>>169861786
>Free druid spirit from crookback bog
>Entire village gets brutally murdered and turned into wraiths
What other games punish you for fucking up like that? Can't think of anything besides megaton in fo3, but that was an obvious choice, not as a consequence.
>>169874941
Non humans massacre in Flotsam was pretty bad. From other series:
Mr House genociding the Kings was hard for me.
>>169875962
>Non humans massacre in Flotsam was pretty bad
When's that ? When you join Iorveth?
>>169878934
If you give Iorveth his sword when Vernon shows up and fucks up ambush for Letho
You can still go with Roche after that.
>tfw you realize we will never get a backstory about young ciri and geralt
>>169881254
Ciri is already young
>>169881431
>already
>>169881431
YOUNGER
>>169881505
>Not getting the backstory which is literally the plot of series the game is based on
At least he fell for yer bait
i preordered lady of the lake and apparently its been shipping already despite the march 14th release date
hype
:3
>>169885406
same freckles as mamatriss
>no porn of the good girls in this game
>no porn of any monsters/monster girls either
>literally 99.9% of it is just vanilla triss/yen/ciri shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169889324
there's a worrying amount of witcher porn already
>>169889892not enough
>>169881854
But how can you pray to someone DEAD
>>169889324
What'd you mean by good girls ?
Because there are already a lot of porn of TW.
>>169894178
Why do people pray to jesus then?
>>169894832
because he's alive in our hearts anon
sometimes i masturbate thinking about witcher girls
Does anyone have the polish language pack for W3 1.31?
>>169895589
download it from gog/steam
I started playing TW3 this week.
Is it just me or is the combat in this game really fucking boring and samey?
Was playing witcher 1 always that tedious?
>>169896109
Yes
>>169896045
It is, dodge dodge slash is basically the pinnacle of witcher 3 combat, would have been so much better with even assassins creed counter attack mechanics
>>169896109
Witcher 1 is a masterpiece
>>169895913But I'd have to like buy it for that
>>169896415
Yeah, I got that impression. I thought maybe I was doing something horribly wrong because I did a contract mini-boss fight and it was literally five or six minutes of dodging the same overly telegraphed attack and then attacking a few times before dodging it again.
Somehow it's still a really fun game so far though.
>>169896109
it's the swamp, man
>>169896831
you could try mixing things up with an alchemy/signs build. I liked having buffs from potions and decoctions while melting everything with igni
Is the Ghost Mode mod a good overhaul?
>>169897376
I hate the part in murky waters
>>169898227
that's the comfiest area in the game
is the trissfag still here?
Just finished TW1 for the first time, man that was a good game. Story and immersion were great, I am annoyed at myself for getting put off by the combat first time round. Will definitely play through it again soon.
Might start TW3 again tonight
>>169899520
do witcher 2 now
>>169899520
play W2 now you dumbo
>>169899784
>>169899817
Runs like total shit on my toaster sadly
>>169900089
a real shame, you're missing out a great game. play it once you get a better computer
>>169874941
The villagers (and anyone bowing to the Crones) had it coming. They willingly sacrificed children. Fuck them.
>>169900482
I fully intend to, really annoyed that I dismissed the idea of PC gaming off hand when i got my current machine. Might play around with settings and resolution to see if I can make it work but I am not holding out much hope.
>>169874941
There was a bit in the first game where if you sided with the guy that had been helping you all along against a bunch of elves holding a village hostage you basically end up on a nonhuman crucade. Meeting Zoltan after that was brutal.
>>169874941
That's not really a fuck up. On one side you have the children dying, on other the villagers. The spirit is evil, but so are the Crones so there isn't a good or bad choice there.
>>169900903
i don't know your specs but if you at least have a semi recent cpu, you could get something like a gtx 1050 or even something cheaper and play the game no problem
I get such a kick out of how much Ciri looks like the child of Triss and Geralt. She looks like just what someone on, say, Deviantart might come up with when trying to imagine Triss and Geralt’s love child. She has Geralt’s hair, styled like Triss (especially her alternate outfit). Young Ciri even has one of Triss’ hair ties in her hair. She has Triss’ complexion (and freckles), with Geralt’s scar. Green eyes, just like Triss. Her outfit is a mix of their two styles, a mix of the practical and the fashionable, and her palette is the same as Triss’: white, dark brown, tan and sea green. She even has gems adorning her outfit, like Triss. Her abilities are those of a witcher and a sorceress. And even her personality and morals, especially her compassion and willingness to sacrifice and fight for others, follows Geralt and Triss. There isn’t a single shred of Yennefer in Ciri (thank god!).
Certainly strange, considering what the original author wrote (don’t get me started). But, not so strange when you consider that CDPR relegated Yennefer and made Triss Geralt’s main love interest throughout the series (indeed, she is the second star of the Witcher games). Even coming up with a reason (amnesia) to barely even mention Yen. Then, when they do show her, she’s depicted as a bitch (and called so by everyone in the game, most notably those closest to Geralt), and especially in comparison to Triss (who matches Ciri and Geralt in her nobility and selflessness). Ciri doesn’t have a kind word to say about Yennefer, with the sum of her thoughts on Yen being that she’s a “cold-hearted shrew” that is merely trying to use her.
I love this company, lol. I’m glad they improved and re-imagined the Witcher story and created these games so I could experience it. I’m glad they allowed me to see Geralt happy with someone who cares for him, I’m glad I got to see Triss happy after all she’s sacrificed and endured, and I’m glad they allowed me to save Ciri from the machinations of Yen, Emhyr and the others that want to use her; to let her find her own path. I hope in the next game, if we’re playing as Ciri, I get to let her embrace Triss has her mother, because it’s obvious who she took after.
Bruh. It's time to calm down.
>>169905975
Was he right?
Holy shit triss has the worst voice I have ever heard.
On another note, can I go the whole game without playing Gwent? I have like 300 hours in hearthstone and burned myself out on card games.
>>169911127
Gwent is 100% optional. However, by not playing gwent earlier, you will miss out on some cards throughout the story.
>>169782953
Does anyone know when the final issue of the shitty Geralt and Ciri dark horse comic is coming out?
>>169881254
the books?
>>169911127
There are some neat quests attached to it.
>>169889892
where
>>169914051
Why would you read some shitty edgy books written by a drunken slav when you could play the most awarded game of all time where you can choose your own wife and make Geralt not an autist? DLC with Geralt and Ciri's backstory would be absolutely epic to see as portrayed by actual skilled writers from CDPR and not some old bitter hack with a cuck fetish.
What's everyone favourite witcher game? TW1 has massive nostalgia value for me, although still excellent for newcomers once you get past the combat. I reckon either that or TW3. 2 was good but the weakest of the bunch IMO. Still great obviously
>>169914921
TW3>=TW1>>>TW2
>>169914921
Just finished the first game, and it was fantasticGrandmaster == Alvin holy fugg. I probably still prefer TW3 though, because of the massively improved combat over the first two, and the fact that it's completely open world.
Also, the ability to jump is fucking great.
>>169914456
type witcher rule 34 or witcher rule 34 hentai on google and fap yourself to death
>>169915623>old dimeritium pendant
>no geralt u can never know that for sure
>>169915715
That sword is for monsters ruined the ending though.
>>169914921
I think TW3 is the best game overall, but for me TW2 is probably my favorite one, although it's really close to TW3.
>>169915623
Well, thenthe letter from a friendshould make more sense to you now.
>>169915623
Shit I finished it for the first time today too. Posted about it earlie, I loved it and will be playing through again soon.
Didn't see that coming at all. I liked how many choices there were, need to reply and make different ones. Really surprised how good it was.
>>169914921
It's a tough one, I like all the games for different reasons.
TW1: great atmosphere and having fun just witchering around. Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKv0rtgI7mw
TW2: the politics, Iorveth's path, and replayability in terms of choice and consequence
TW3: having the whole family back again, the environments, side quests and DLCs
Is TW1 the comfiest game?
Aside from the witchers drinking together in TW3
>>169918123
>witchers drinking together in TW3
most overrated scene in the game. i cringe every time.
>>169918123
In my opinion yes. Chapter 4 with Murky Waters and Lakeside is still the most memorable location from all the games for me, superb atmosphere.
>>169918423
I know, The thought of actually having to socialise withfriendsfucking disgusts me
I'm so glad I live in my own bubble where the only social interaction I have is writing garbage posts on a tibetan smoke signal trading website
Also alcohol is for degenerates homos who probably fuck girls
>>169787980
No, I'm mad too
>>169790120
Word.
>>169918634
don't get triggered you retard. that scene reminds me of the movies where people smoke some weed and start hallucinating and shit. the effects of alcohol are exaggerated and geralt acts like a moron. i hate it.
>>169782953
posted on a wrong board and on /v/ wile not realizing that nobody plays video games there.
Are the New Adventures worth playing in Witcher 1?
I finished Side Effects and Price of Neutrality and they were both good but now im playing some fan made stuff and they are rigid to say the least.
Asking because i see there are +10 hour ones and I dont know if I want to invest so much time in them.
>>169918880
Shouldn't Witchers be immune to alcohol anyway?
>>169918618
Also Chapter 4 has the most witchery contract. Loved doing that wraith quest, and solving it fully.
>>169918423
It's fun and provides a lighter tone to the rest of the game, plus it gives insight into the characters and humanises them a bit. I liked it anyway
Witcher 1 signs:
Aard > Igni > Quen > Yrden >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Axii
>>169918880
>the effects of alcohol are exaggerated
13th century alcohol isn't fucking pussy ass 4.7% pabst blue ribbon you autist
>>169919390
If it weren't for Aard I would still be trying to kill Javed
Currently trying to killDetlaff,holy shit what a hard fight.
Do you guys have any tips?
Also, how far am I? I don't want to finish the main quest of Blood and Wine right now because I usually lose all interest in games once I finish the main story, and Toussaint is so cool, I haven't explored much yet.
Please keep it spoiler free.
>>169919130
I hate to see you getting ignored here as well but sadly I can't help since I never played them myself. I doubt the rest of the fan made stuff is very good though, or at least I don't recall ever hearing any suggestions to play them from anyone. You could try giving them a go if you really wanted, like if the beginning is crap then it won't get better later on and you can safely disregard them.
>>169918880
If you think that's bad then definitely skip the drinking scene in TW2 where Roche's guys and Geralt got so wasted that they crawled to a brothel, hired 5 whores, mounted them and tried to cross a river for hours until Geralt gave up and got a Blue Stripes tattoo instead before passing out.
>>169919206
Yeah same here, it was just great.
>>169920569
You're literally on the last fight. How did you miss the big flashing DO NOT GO FURTHER OR YOU MIGHT CHANGE THINGS IRREVERSIBLY before going to find Syanna?
Tips for Detlaff:
First phase, just dodge and hit him
Second phase, keep dodging his attacks(no idea how to dodge the ravens consistently), Quen up, hit him when he does that ground attack. Back off before he jumps.
Third phase, dodge, attack a pod, dodge, attack a pod, etc. or alternatively, kill the detlaff demon, attack pods while it regenerates, and do it again.
>>169920581
>I doubt the rest of the fan made stuff is very good though
Figured as much,I finished one of them and it was short around 30 minutes and opened another one and just dumps you ton of quests while having no voice acting and edgy presentation like new cinematic camera,and lackluster story you have to dig thorugh while not having god English translation.
>New Quest:
>i must speak
Wiped the whole thing.
>>169920962
>good*
Im tired guys,so tired.
>>169920569
There's a distinctive sound as bats are about to lunge at you, when you hear that, start rolling. Also build up your distance after each attack. He will never hit you. The other 2 phases are easy.
>>169920569
You are at the end of b&w main questline, it annoyed me also that you got thrust into a main question binge after capture the castle.
When he unleashes the bats run like fuck towards him and stick to the walls if you can. Then when you get to the really wierd bit kill the sacs, ignore the remains of him fighting you
>>169920962
Kek, sorry they sucked but at least you found out quickly. I know there's one epilogue mod in the works that's made in TW2 engine but they've been working on it for a long time and we still don't know the release date or even if it's gonna be any good. I think TW3 could have had some great mods considering its popularity, too bad CDPR changed their minds about releasing the proper modding tools though.
>>169920872
>You're literally on the last fight. How did you miss the big flashing DO NOT GO FURTHER OR YOU MIGHT CHANGE THINGS IRREVERSIBLY before going to find Syanna?
I assumed I would just find Detlaff's girlfriend and the main villain would escape/be somewhere else, didn't expect the quest to end so soon.
>You're literally on the last fight.
D:
Goddammit, the whole quest seems so urgent it didn't feel right doing other stuff while I had the duchess contract to fulfill, not to mention I wanted to progress on my house renovations and apparently the only way to do that is to play the main quest line (because meditating doesn't work).
>>169921382
>>169921416
Thanks for the tips.
>>169921769
meditating does work my man.
Where can I get customized dakimakuras? I'm thinking of getting one with Ciri in it.
>>169921769
Yeah, the main quest was unexpectedly short but there's tons of side quests and points of interests to take care of. Personally wasn't a fan of that and after clearing everything it felt like the main quest barely made up 1/4 of the DLC but what can you do, most people loved the exploration aspect and all the side activities.
>>169921878
WTF, I was told it didn't work.
I think I'll go back to a previous save and enjoy more of the game. Maybe this time instead of fighting Detlaff I'll release Syanna from the duchess castle. I actually didn't want to fight him, I was hoping there was some way to reason with him, but he's kind of an asshole so whatever.
>>169922348
Find a gf who's into cosplay instead :3
elena samko's boyfriend is a lucky guy. one day he gets to fuck philippa, the other day triss or a succubus and sometimes he probably fucks the crones too
>>169923056
LikeEnji
>>169923056
>Find a gf
what
>>169923056
>Find a gf
>gf
>page trissfu
>>169926776
Shoulda let it die. Faggots don't appreciate that you keep these threads alive
>>169923056
>Find a gf
>>169926890
Eh, people here always hated me anyway, besides, I don't do it for them, I do it for Trissfu :3
Are there any quests in B&W I need to finish before finishing its mq?
Most of all, will I be able to improve Corvo Bianco further?
>>169929741
A Warble of a Smitten Knight is the only one that can fail permanently is you don't do it before completing main quest.
You will be able to continue improving Corvo Bianco after you complete the main story if you haven't yet finished it fully.
>>169929741
Warble of a smitten knight is the only one I can think of. It's a great questline, enjoy
>>169927124
Beaides one playthrough out of curiosity (and because she is a qt) I always choose yen over triss. I appreciate you bumping and keeping this thread alive.
>>169930678
No problem. I also did one Yen playthrough despite my love for Triss. Both waifus are great.
>>169923056
>find a gf
Oh I'll just ring up the gf store and get myself a gf then shall i?
>>169930981
I can never bring myself to pick other waifus .
Every time I start up a mass effect playthrough thinking I'm going to romance someone other thanTaliand it never works
>>169931746
I usually stick to Liara. In TW3 I like testing other choices in my non serious playthroughs and I wanted to see Yen's romance for myself.
>>169930981
>tfw just started a new TW3 playthrough
>tfw I'm choosing triss this time
>thw she was my TW1 waifs
Comfy / 10
>>169933901
I wish I could experience Triss' romance for the first time again :3
>>169935482
She is such a qt3.14 :3
The whole game is incredible, wish I could experience it all and both triss and yen for the first time again
>>169936135
>qt3.14
I like this and yes she is :3
I started a new run recently, I'm about to meet the Baron, just did the Letho quest. This is my 8th playthorugh and I still enjoy playing, taking it slow, not using fast travel and doing all the side quests, the atmosphere, soundtrack, Geralt's dry humor, pretty much everything.
>>169935385
kinky
I keep discovering new sarcasm from him every time I play.
>>169936135
The scope of detail really gets me in this game. For example, I think in Downwarren, there's a legend about a knight who killed a green dragon. Well, it's no knight, but a witcher, as you can find out in one of the treasure hunts.
>mfw just finished TW2
Roche's path. Went for Triss instead of him in Loc Muinne.Killed Letho
What a ride! Different from what I did in TW1, I will definitely play this again, on the elf's side this time (even though I always hated him and the Squirrels ever since TW1).
I don't think I'll be able to letLethogo, though. Dude's an ass. Same with that pig, Henselt.
>>169939807
>Spoiler
You're a good man. I'd highly recommend trying Iorveth's path. It's totally different. Do some sidequests while you're over there too.
How long until another game manages to create a medieval city atmosphere like Novigrad's?
>>169939807
Try Iorveth's path when you decide to play it again, you will meet some really interesting characters like Philippa and Saskia and get a better grasp of the whole story.
Vernon Broche is the best bromance
>>169944597
Roche X Iorveth please.
No cheating on Trissfu :3
>>169947437
But I wanted Keira lewds :(
>>169947437
Geralt's a fucking rabbit he don't turn down no pussy offered to him
>>169947736
Here you go.
>>169948209
My Geralt never cheats on Triss.
i didn't start skellige yet, I'm level 34. Did I fuck up?
>>169949296
you're going to be extremely overleved. turn enemy scaling and play for the story.
Playing through the witcher 1 again. Couple of questions.
I have done a few playthroughs now, not one of them has been a squirrel playthrough. Is it worth ever doing one or should I just do another neutral or order playthrough?
Does playing on the hardest difficulty remove the little orange sword to tell you when to wombo combo your attacks?
Are the stand alone adventure game things worth playing? I've never bothered with them before. How long are they?
>>169949110
>Here you go.
But I need more
>>169953170
I'll make more once I'm done with this playthrough.
>>169954706
my dude, what playthrough are you on?
>>169954706
But that'll take ages and ages :(
>>169955173
8th. My last few I tried different outcomes, but now I'm doing a full my Geralt run. I also don't have a level 100 save since I did my completionist playthrough before they raised the level cap so I'm aiming for that too and I'll probably do all the question marks again and do all the quests I can possibly find in the game.
>>169955218
Not really, probably a week or so if I get to it. I'll make some new Triss shots once I reach Novigrad.
>>169952529
cute
Deader than Saskia
>>169951608
>Does playing on the hardest difficulty remove the little orange sword to tell you when to wombo combo your attacks?
Yes its gone,you will have to watch your sword it will leave orangey trail when needed.
>Are the stand alone adventure game things worth playing?
I posted above,both Side Effects and Price of Neutrality feel and are made like they are part of the Witcher universe the rest are fan made stuff and not so good.
>How long are they?
They are quite long,the two I mentioned will sink at least 5-6 hours and some of the fan made stuff is +10 hours long.
>>169966512
YUCK
>>169939174
He was so good. Perfect even until that retarded quest.
:3
Don't teach your grandma to suck eggs
>>169969737
nice
>>169966512
Posting the superior version
>>169966512
How did she get yogurt on her pants and feet?
>>169973262
That's where habit of eating in bed gets you
>>169973262
Things got messy when she was sharing with Yennefer :3
>>169973859
I don't think yogurt is that stringy. Looks more like custard. I'm also don't think that's how you're meant to eat neither custard nor yoghurt.
>>169973859
What's this tag called anyway? Where there's copious amounts of cum on trash.
>Mass Effect general
>femshep/Liara shitposter
>Witcher general
>Geralt/Triss shitposter
There is always that fucking guy in these threads...
>>169974689
As much as I hate him, we'd prob. be dead without his shitposting.
>>169974905
Why is Triss 7 but Sabrina only 4? Didn't Sabrina murder billions of people in the space of a few minutes?
>>169976131
Because she's more important story-wise.
Vanilla Gwent sucks ass anyway. Unplayable after playing the standalone.
>>169976531
Am I missing something why do all of you're backgrounds look like water paintings?
>>169977161
Photoshop filter. I just like it.
>>169977384
It honestly looks disgusting. It makes me slightly sick to my stomach everytime I look at the images you post.
>>169977554
Well, to each their own. I like how it looks.
>>169977710
Sex Triss in witcher 2 and put that through the filter desu.
>>169977762
I already did :3
Have any of you played that Horizon game yet? Been seeing a lot of parallels drawn between it and TW3, tempted to give it a go. Like a lot of people here TW3 ruined other games for me. I tried to get in to Fallout 4 recently and got bored very quickly. Haven't even looked at it since
>>169978649
The only parallels are that you use your witcher senses to solve every quest by following the trail or searching for clues.
>tfw no cosplay gf
>>169978897
Did she do the goat feet?
>>169978897
>tfw my gf looks like Yen, only has blue eyes instead of purple, but she's totally nice sub
I only want some gentle femdom occasionally ;_;
>>169979090
prove it
>>169979090
Have you asked her if she wants to try it? The worst she can say is no.
>>169978602
>that squiggly beard and skin
how can you possibly think this looks good?
>>169980102
It gives me a fairy tale vibe and Triss is my princess :3
>>169978649
>tried to get in to Fallout 4 recently and got bored very quickly. Haven't even looked at it since
That has nothing to do with TW3, Fallout 4 is simply a terrible, terrible game.
>>169978649
I would certainly play it if I had a PS4. Even CDPR praised the game on their social media.
I played Fallout 4 after Witcher 3 and somehow forced myself to finish it. Fallout 4 is one of the most mediocre games in history.
>>169980051
>>169979998
Nah, I didn't. It's just I don't think she has right personality... On the other hand she really suprises me in sheets sometimes
>>169981907
thank you for disproving it
I'm getting the long loading times between dialogue lines. It's probably a mod that's causing it, but I don't know which one. The weird thing is it started happening suddenly after playing for a while, without adding any new mods. Did this happen to anyone?
>>169982387
R-rude
>>169982547
it was the nitpicker
>>169974689
Bioware having a retarded waifufag fanbase ain't nothing new and Triss is like a typical shitty bland waifu from a Bioware game so it's no surprise she attracts disgusting basement-dwelling waifufags just like the rest of Bioware's abominations.
>>169987616
Triss is perfection and there are just as much hardcore Yenfags out there. Go to tumblr, Yen is their waifu queen :3
The trissautist is on par with that faggot who discussed Tali's sweat in detail. He can deflect and point the finger all he wants but it won't change the fact that the general population sees him for the pathetic subhuman troglodyte that he really is.
>>169988780
Well, I am merely pointing out the facts. Waifufaggotery is rampant in the witcher fandom and both Triss and Yen have their fair share of extreme fans like myself. You pretending that only Triss attracts extreme waifufags won't change that. In fact some of the most extreme Yenfags even put me to shame when it comes to the level of dedication and unhealthy obsession they have for Yenfu. And I am not even the most extreme Trissfag out there, I rank myself at number 4 or 5 on the Trissfaggotery scale of universal Triss love.
As far as me resembling a Tali sweat guy, thank you, that man is a waifufag legend and me being a proud waifufag myself can only aspire to reach those heights.
What a pathetic existence lmao.
>>169793219
>The Devil and his equivalents are the bad guys
not this meme again!!
How is the order portrayed if you take the neutral path/Order path? It seems like you'd be on the side that wants to make humans mutant freaks and take over the world.
>>169993669
on neutral it's still pretty much
>the side that wants to make humans mutant freaks and take over the world.
And that's why i never sided with them
How does one go about 100%ing TW3? Is there an achievement or something, and is there a way to track progress?
>>169801262
dude is right though, Triss is worst choice. Emotionally manipulative slut.
>>169809754
you misspelt Triss there buddy
>>169827171
I always forget he's supposed to be blonde.
>>169996945
Well, I disagree, my Geralt is no victim. He chose himself to be with Triss. They did so much for each other throughout the games and proved their love more than once.
Dude can pick whatever he wants in his game and so can you, If you dislike Triss, that's fine, but my Geralt only cares about one woman and that woman is Triss Merigold.
Trissfags are literally the same people that chose dullard Leliana over Morrigan
>page triss makes me dream about her
One of my favorite Geralt and Triss fantasies is them traveling together.
What I really love about their ending is that it leaves such a thing as an option. I can see them traveling between Toussaint and Kovir on horseback and having interesting adventures as they journey along. Maybe they come across a village struck by a mysterious curse and they decide to help them, maybe they meet some interesting people along the way and get dragged into solving some of their problems. Maybe they come across a small city where some kind of festival takes place so they just stop and enjoy themselves before learning of a deep secret that lurks there or maybe they just take a moment for themselves, light a fire and enjoy making love under the open sky.
"Ba ba ba"
-wise brickmaker
>>170000134
Maybe Triss gets kidnapped by bandits as they're sleeping, and gets raped to death. Then Geralt tracks them down and kills them, only to find Triss' rotting, cum-covered corpse, and proceeds to get some corpse nookie.
>>170001470
That'shot_
>>170001470
Trissfu would kill those bandits no problem and even if they somehow managed to capture her, my Geralt would save her on time, as always. And if any of them ever touched Trissfu inappropriately, my Geralt would chop off their dicks :3
stop with the waifu bullshit, this thread is /comfy/ now
Will Cyberpunk 2077 come out before 2020?
if geralt was gay who would you pick for his husbando? regis, roche, iorveth, dandelion, lambert, eskel, zoltan or someone else?
>>170004598
>stop with the waifu bullshit
No
>>170004598
Act 4 is my top comfy experience in video games
>>170004771
Soon™
>>170004598
>waifu bullshit
Waifu love can't be stopped :3
Chapter 4 was comfy as fuck though. Hanging out in the countryside, solving mysteries, listening to comfy music and writing love letters to Trissfu.
>>170004771
I think we'll probably see something this year on E3, a new trailer perhaps or even some gameplay and I think the game will come out late 2018, early 2019. I pulled this out of my ass, but that's how my ass feels things are gonna go down.
>>170004875
Dandelion.
If that faggot manages to bone so many bitches he's probably doing something right
>>170004598
Yes.
The short stories/break from the main game are always the best things in the games themselves. Like Act 4 or Heart Of Stone.
It's really far better for the Witcher series to be in short stories form.
Is there a way to hide the [Press Space to skip] popup during dialogue/cutscenes?
>>170010027
You can press 'Home' to turn the HUD on/off anytime you want.
>>170010861
Does that hide subtitles as well?
>>170011054
Yes, it hides the whole HUD. Works during gameplay too.
>>170011054
Everything.
>>170011331
>>170011367
Alright then.
Thank you.
>>170011451
Wait what ? Why is Skellige up there ?
>>170012894
That's just rude, anon.
>>170013150
Sorry, my Geralt doesn't like when someone makes Triss look ugly :3
>>170015150
T-Trissautist ?
You didn't put the filter on a screenshot ? What have you become ?
>>170004598
I miss TW1 already and only finished it for the first time yesterday. So glad I stuck with it, it's a great game. Chapter 4 was maximum comfy.
I skipped a lot at the start so I feel another playthrough is justified.
>>170015307
I posted it for the dialogue, just did that scene and I always thought it was funny. If I filtered it, the subtitles wouldn't be visible. I used to make a bunch of these dialogue screenshots back in the day. I have one for every interesting dialogue with Triss. I used to post that instead of my Triss princess filtered shots.
>>170015450
You really don't miss out anything until Vizima, apart from the quest with the witch.
>>169827036
Canon obsession is easily the most cancerous things superhero comics have brought into wider pop culture
My Geralt pushed Triss off a cliff and called her fat!
Then he watched Yennefer and Anna Henrietta get it on while he sat in a corner and masturbated!
>>170015863
Agreed. It comes from people wanting to somehow get validation for their view of a fictional world and feel better about themselves.
>>170016026
My Geralt doesn't like your Geralt :3
>>170015812
Are the contracts etc not worth bothering with? I skipped pretty much all of them and just powered through the main quest
>>170016616
They really aren't, trust me. The one in W3 have a lot story and research to do, but the one in W1 are tedious and feel like MMO quest. Plus the bad combat system.
>>170016026
>that filename
Пpивeт, Ивaн
>>170016860
Fair enough, thanks. Did a couple and it was literally kill 10 xxx and provide proof, seemed pointless.
Still going to go through again, despite that and combat it's a great game. Embarrassed how long it took me to figure out the combat!
>>170017505
Yeah, it's great. Def. worth slugging through the swamps.
>>170018663
Kek that's accurate. Dandelion is such a fag
:3
>>170021909
>Ciri behaving like Emyhr at all
ye na
>>170022010
Apparently, they get close in the empress ending. She even calls Emhyr Papa when she visits Geralt in Toussaint. She never called Geralt like that.
>>170022274
>She never called Geralt like that.
Delete ;_;
>page tCiri! :3
>>170022274
>She never called Geralt like that.
Of course not, would make things too awkward in the bedroom
>>170028664
>implying that kind of thing doesn't turn cirilla "daddy issues" of vengerberg on
>>170029279
It weirds out Geralt, so she just screams daddy inside her head
>>170030767
sometimes she slips
>>170004875
olgierd
>>170012894
Kek, I always say the doll looks good, never saw the dialogue for the other option until now.
>>170035010
Which always makes Geralt cum early, but the shame he feels afterwards isn't worth italmost
>page triss merigold is a sweet lady
>>170038259
You'd get bumps if you posted the lewds I requested :)
>>170039060
There will be lewds soon. I'm just about done with Velen. I'm off to see Trissfu very soon :3
I wish you could get Olgierd to help you during the defence of Kaer Morhen.
>you can see the rain falling on the quen active shield if you have it on while it's raining
good game
>>170044057
you can aard water too
>mfw I can't romance ciri
>>170051086
Don't let the game stop you, this is what fanfic is for
hundreds of free food items, and alcohol. This is more useful than the dandelion card.
>>170052321
Wrong picture but, I'm sure you guys won't mind.
>>170051640
got any recommendations?
>>170053657
No, I meant you should write a fanfic of Geralt fucking and creampieing Ciri
:3
I love Ciri.
>>170060010
I think I love her more than you love her
does that bother you?
>>170060848
It's ok, I don't trust people who don't like Ciri.
game ciri was dumb as fuck, especially her blind trust in avallac'h and forgetting that he used to imprison her so that she could get raped by their king, also the whole papa emhyr shit etc, it's like she degenerated between the books and the games. guess the hedgehog genes finally kicked in
>>170060010
I love herasstoo!
>>170061547
Book Ciri was not smart as well.
>>170061281
>St. Ciri will never bless you
;_;
>>170062594
I want pictures of gender swap Geralt, Yen and Ciri!P-please... Someone must have something.
>>170062594
We have a lot in common!
>>170062819
http://joyreactor.cc/search/rule%2B63%2Bwitcher
>sapkowski says incest between father and daughter is the most vile and disgusting form of incest
What a fucking idiot
>>170062984
I really can't tell what's serious and what's shitposting on this fucking website any more
>>170063067
Hello rebbit
>>170063125
Nice bait m'friendo
>>170063185
Just fuck off
> Open a keg
> 3 blue stripes commando cards
Never ever.
>>170063240
dumb frogposter
>>170063240
>tumblr
>>170062647
true, but at least she wouldn't have trusted avallac'h or called emhyr papa
>>170063454
>google irritatated pepe
>download one of the images
>too lazy to change filename
And your problem is?
I want to sniff and taste Triss' fire crotch.
Anyone got that mod for thicc Yen?
>>170064739
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/873/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1404/?
>papa emhyr
Jesus, i've never been so glad I got witcheress ending
>>170064865
>Curvy Yennefer
hnngghh that's the one. thanks
The Good
>characters
>side quests
>atmosphere
>soundtrack
>monster design and variety
>character design
>world design and attention to details
>great expansions
>muh feels moments
The Bad
>repetitive NPC faces
>inability to break off fight stance
>music transition glitches
>overleveling issues
>Witcher 2 save import could be a lot better
>no Iorveth
>main story is too focused on finding X to find Y to find Z to find Ciri
The Ugly
>main story feels rushed and falls apart in Act 3
>Eredin is a lousy antagonist and the Wild Hunt in general is lukewarm
>>169782953
can someone give me a quick rundown if those short stories are official in first link? and where they're from? the text files
Lads I think I fucked up.
First time playing Witcher 3. Loving it so far, though I have little time to play vidya these days.
I'm on one the early quests to find Ciri. Tried to get into Velen, but the island was barred access.
So I grabbed a boat and sailed around it, guards shooting arrows at me, calling me mean names.
Rode on Novigrad (i think?) and saw two people get burned at the stake.
Have I fucked up? Did I just jump ahead to a part I wasn't supposed to see? Will those cunts at the island forever want to kill me now?
Answers on a postcard, please.
>>170068389
>Tried to get into Velen, but the island was barred access.
Wait what? Which island? Velen is not an island.
>Have I fucked up? Did I just jump ahead to a part I wasn't supposed to see? Will those cunts at the island forever want to kill me now?
You can do the other parts and go back to Velen but it is best to do velen then novigrad then skellige, even the quest levels are designed in such a way to make you go through the story at that order even though you can do them out of order and get specific lines of dialogue that show that.
>>170062594
>>170062850
These are nice posts.
>>170066371
This.
>getting cucked THIS hard
>>170068389
Are you talking about the tower thing ?
That's normal. You'll enter it in the MQ.
>>170068083
Great post.
>making Siri use the British female voice and pretending it's Ciri
How do I git gud at combat in TW2? I've just reloaded a save from two years ago in chapter II, and I'm getting rekt by rotfiends.
I'm much less tankier than in TW1, and Quen/Dodging aren't as effective as in TW3.
I'm playing on Normal, so I assume there's something I'm missing.
>>170070551
what's wrong with ciri getting closer to her real father?
>>170068389
If I understand it correctly, no.
You see, the border between Temeria(Velen) and Novigrad/Redania is closed. You got into a boat and told everyone to suck your dick.
You are Geralt, the illegal immigrant, and that eastern Europe, so they are going to smash the shit out of you.
But they'll be fine, eventually.
People getting burned in the main square is normal, is a cut scene.
You can do the first 3 big quests in any order you want. In fact, now that you are in Novigrad you can get some money and sail directly to Skellige.
she's streaming again!
>>170073072
Is this Fringilla ?
Also you can see on the guy's face that he want to fuck them so badly.
>>170073072
>Also you can see on the guy's face that he want to fuck them so badly.
And he never will because male friends of female cosplayers are beta autists every time without fail.
Is it good guys?
>>170076391
I always found the idea of binding somebody like that to be just a little bit creepy.I honestly don't like Yen's character archetype that much in general though, particularly how it mixes with Geralt, which may be influencing my opinion.
>>170076702
I asked if the book is good
so translate pls
>>170076924
Yes, the book's fine to read.
Fuck Triss
Fuck Yen
I found my waifu
>>170079481
>all those sidefus we'll never get to plough
Who is the best sidefu you can't fuck?
Tomira
Cerys
Rosa van Attre
Irina
Fringilla
Birna Bran
Margarita
Philippa
Ciri
>>170080384
>forgetting anna
>>169782953
How do Higher Vampires breed?
>>170082142
butt sex
>>170082142
they don't. Their numbers are fixed. This is why killing one of them is a pretty big deal
>>170042792
how do you do so many playthroughs of this game, doesn't it get too boring?
>>170082707
I've been doing a playthrough every few months since the game came out and I still enjoy playing it like the first day. Not to mention all the time I spent taking screenshots and messing around with mods. I also have over 10 playthroughs of TW2, I lost count how many times I've played that game and 6 or 7 playthroughs of TW1.
Hell, I'm about to go to Novigrad again and I'm super excited to do the quests with Triss despite replaying them dozens of times already.
There is just something in these games that captivates me.
>>170082142
>>170082627
They do breed, it is just not explored in the books, so I guess it is BDSM.
>>170071349
You didn't read the books, did you?
>"W-What are you doing?"
>"Killing monsters"
Why's everyone is Toussaint so nice? It feels really off after being cursed at by everyone in the main game.
>>170085571
they are all a bunch of dandies
>>170068724
>>170072451
>>170070649
You know what, I think I might just revert to an earlier save. I think I fucked up the progression. I'm getting raped by everyone I encounter lately, so I must be in the big-boy zone.
Thanks for your help anyway anons.
Really good game so far, enjoying it. I haven't felt this awed by adventure in years.
I had a dream I was chasing Triss through a field full of windmills and wild flowers. My feet were light and I could never get tired, but she was always ahead of me no matter how hard I tried to catch her. Sometimes she would turn around and I can see the smile on her face. Yen and Philippa were also there.
>this general
>>170090476
That describes every general on this board.
Man Keira has such a nice accent.
Did towerful of mice properly this time, instead of just giving him the bones. The side quests in this game have so much depth in comparison to others.
>>170093297
Why would you give him the bones jesus christ
>>170094934
First time I did it I realised how much I had fucked up. What a shit decision that was
>>170094934
NEVER trust a spirit. I bet you released the Whispering Hillock too.
I just realized I got the W3 GOTY edition in my GOG library presumably because I own the DLC.
Is there any reason to download and play it instead of the base version? No changes/quality of life improvements?
>>170096805
Nah I saw through that one! First time round I thought if I didn't bring him the bones I would simply kill her and fail to lift the curse. Then it obviously all went to shit.
>>170097145
Nope.
It's the same.
So I am starting the grandmaster diagrams hunting.
I intend to do a NG+ game when I'm done with this DLC, is there any point crafting the gear before or should I wait after I start the new game
Finally picked up the season pass recently.
Considering doing a new playthrough for it. I Beat the game once was th a light attack build romancing Yen, saving Roche and having Ciri become a Witcher. Thinking of doing a sign build, how are those nowadays? Any tips?
Also I guess I'll romance Triss, but what other world end states should I target? Kind of want to side with Dijkstra, but then there wouldn't be much point in making Ciri an empress.
>>170022274
It was ironic in the polish version but it was lost in translation.
>>170063097
>imagine
>>170098547
Never done it but I don't think it's viable or fun, signs are very low damages.
You can just make an Heart Of Stone playthrough, the game will give you the stuff you should have at that level.
Have fun mate, it's a wild ride.
How do I fix this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKF0LbbhWQ
>>170099484
That option intrigues me, so you start with a pre made build? Do choices in the base game affect things?
>>170104306
Yeah. You have all the equipments you need, and you just do the DLCs.
I don't think there are a lot of choices from the main game that affects HoS, but there are in BaW, at the ending at least. Guess they just put the neutral option.
>>169787721
Question, if you help Hjalmar gain the throne will he still join you for the battle or will he send Cerys?
>>170107343
He still comes himself
>>170098237
You will have to collect the diagrams again in NG+. Whatever armor you start with will quickly become underleveled anyway.
>>170107343
Just help him. Default leader is best leader. Everyone thinks he pussy whipped until he axes the nilfgaard ambassador
>>170109798
how is hjalmar the default leader? if anything svanrige is, if you ignore the quest with cerys and hjalmar, he becomes the king.
>>170100625
the stuttering? I dunno mate. That happens to me sometimes when I open TW3 and immediately tab over to some other thing. I recommend not doing that. Maybe a little more ram too just go download another 8
Started up again and my toxicity is 210/100. How did I do that again?
Staring a new W3 playthough. It's about time I finished the game and played the DLC.
I haven't played since before Hearts of Stone dropped. Didn't signs get nerfed or something? Any other notable nerfs/buffs?
>>170115142
Not that hard. the numbers may be smaller but you can still nuke your way to winning with signs if you wanted. Full Igni is still just fucking disgusting op. Idk they tried to do something with alchemy, but again it's just useless fluff
Can I still play after the main story or is there a point where I should make a backup save? Same for the Dlc should I finish those before the main story?
I'm off to Novigrad, finally I'll get to see Trissfu again. So excited :3
why the heck is the combat so weird in witcher 1?
>>170117862
You can continue to play after the main story is complete and do the remaining side quests, contracts and so on... HoS you can play whenever you want, it's a self contained story, but BaW should be played after you complete the main quest as some choices transfer.
>>170117862
After you beat the main story of the game, you are afforded an open world with the story segment totally removed. You can go explore old quests that you haven't completed yet.
>>170118009
Best in the series pleb, truly represents the rhythmic nuance of a Witcher's swordplay in a tactical and meaningful way.Just spam Igni
>>170118608
>>170118009
just click when the sword lights up
>>170118790
best advice
About to meet Triss in Putrid Grove and the game throws this Istredd reference. Nice timing :3
>>170125087
How does this happen?
FF XVI will come out before CDPR even starts work on CP 2077
>>170125925
Blame her fat abusive husband
>>170125925
Found herself an husband in Zerrikania.
>>170126107
They started working on it though.
They're recruiting right now.
>>170125087
Was she BLACKED?
The bloom and oversaturated lighting in this game is bugging the fuck out of me. What are the best mods to make it look like the entire game didn't have the contrast slider in Photshop turned all the way up? I'm running an i5 4670k and gtx 770.
>>170128105
>They're recruiting right now.
From Bioware and Guerrilla Games.
>>170128924
p-please no
>>170129072
Posting that image is a rule violation according to /vg/ mods. Take it down before they ban you
>>170129127
I've been baiting with it on /meg/ for some times and I've never been banned.
>>170129276
I was banned for it on Monday
>>170129072
Oh that's the new Director for CDPR
Triss' face when Geralt offers to dive for her package is priceless.
>>170128531
try STML
>>170133359
The thread was almost dead. I was almost fucking free. BUT NO YOU HAD TO BUMP IT!!!!
>>170133472
This thread is protected until the time of the white frost.
I found something about a gc.ini edit that's supposed to fix stuttering, but apparently it's from an old version where those lines are no longer in the gc.ini file. Can you just add them? The line in question is ObjectMemoryTrigger.
>>170137402
Worst that happens is you have to reinstall. Go for it.
>>170137479
Didn't appear to make a difference. I'm getting massive frame drops at the square by the dock in Oxenfurt. Is it possible that area's just a loading zone or something? It seems like if I go through there with the slowdown and go to the dock, then go back, the slowdown disappears. But it's dropping from 50fps to 38fps and it's hugely noticeable.
Is there some kind of pastebin for getting the best possible performance on a 770?
Triss has the best facial expressions
is ciri really into lesbomancy?
>>170142983
She had a relationship with one bandit girl in the books. But thenLeo Bonhart cut off her headand Ciri didn't fuck any more girls after that.
>>170145635
>had a relationship
More like she was raped and later developed a Stockholm syndrome.
>>170085571
They aren't slavs
>>170112331
Sounds like really wild saturday night anon
Why is the amount of XP you get from monsters in W3 so fucking small? I miss grinding like the previous games.
>>170149518
To make you do quests and side shit instead that'll also overlevel you
Reminder that Ciri liking footplay is canon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80SWZWHF3ao
>>170141351
She always looks confused
Jesus, I hate how I'm stuck looking like a hobo in TW3, wearing those common soldiers armors.
At least in TW1 and 2 I looked like a goddamn witcher.
For how long will I be stuck with that? Any recommended mods?
>>170156786
Until you'll get your Witcher sets - which are really great.
But there : it replaces all of the shitty armors by TW2's armors.
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1317/?
>>170156786
Oh yeah, forgot to mention that this version on the nexus is dead for the 1.3.
Take this one :
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B162eM1sHTQ-ZTRuSTVmUWVBZG8/view
>>170156365
cute
>>170157534
>>170157880
Thanks. Exactly what I was looking for.
>>170159264
Yes.
What would the Geralt from the books do in this situation?
So why the fuck did the Grandmaster never just tell Geralt he wasAlvinthe whole time? Did he forget?
>>170161589
Went full retard with his ultimate solution. Twisted Geralt's words said unto him as a child to justify his actions.
>>170160813
dunno but fuck this guy
>>170162158
Pretty good sfm.
>>170156786
Witchers kinda look like hobos to ordinary plebs, hence the appellatives 'vagrant' or 'drifter'.
>>170156365
>>170159264
>>170160737
who would ever guess that the poles would create the ultimate waifu
>>170141351
Is that screenshot from the jade figurines quest in Novigrad? It's been a while since I played.
>>170160813
Kill him.
He would play the white knight and avange the peasents that he killed.
When I finish ng+, can I start another one with the same character?
I presume I'd be ridiculously op, but does it even work that way?
>>170164354
Yeah you can, but don't worry it'll scale to your level, just as in the vanilla game.
But you won't have to remake all the armors, potions and all.
>>170163753
Yup, the nobleman one.
>>170165057
>won't have to remake all the armors
Thanks, that's what I want to get.
I'm only finishing my first regular run, but I'm pretty mad about all the money I dumped on grandmaster sets, which will get useless before I even reach the Baron
>>170165462
When you're skilled enough, armor don't matter anyway, you just dodge every fucking things.
>>170165752
Is this W2 dande?
>>170165568
This, I still use grandmaster Manticore armor on my current NG+ run despite being weaker than regular gambesons at this point. I rarely get hit at all and will probably wait until I get enhanced cat before replacing it.
>>170165568
Wew, just like in real life.
Wonder if they planned this.
Still I'm gonna need swords with better dps
i've not played for a few months and it seems like I can't use two decoctions at the same time. did they do some kind of patch? i was using ekhidna and water hag, but now it seems like even with the two tolerance skills my toxicity doesn't go above 100
>>170168318
nevermind, turns out i had to equip and re-equip my two alchemy skills for some reason and it went back up to 256
>>170170507
perfect
Moment of weakness, Trissfu will understand...
I'm a bit confused.
I'm pretty new to this game. Does anyone know if each quest you complete gives a set amount of XP, or does it scale up/down based on your character's level?
>>170173383
Yeah it scales. Quests below your level give you less xp
What does the choice between saving Triss and the other option(depending on Roche/Iorvith choice) have on the third game if you import the save?
>>170173571
Oh. Well fuck.
>>170173821
None whatsoever.
>>170164354
No, you can't do NG++
>>170145981
>she was raped
By a unicorn in the desert. But she enjoyed it
>>170068083
spot on
>>170175837
I love Triss Merigold!
Asking this again after a while.
Is there any console command to revert the death of Henrietta in B&W? I wanted to save her but I fucked up some stuff with her sister, don't want to start a new game just to play that DLC again, even if I'm seriously considering playing the whole game again.
So yeah basically is there any way to revive Henrietta instead of playing the DLC again?
>>170177202
No, or at least it's not known. If you don't have an earlier save file(always keep backups and use more than one save file), you'll just have to replay the whole thing.
>>170177446
Fuck my life then, While waiting for Nier: automata release on PC I'll play the whole thing again.
>>170177202
I just ended b&w for the first time, and had happy ending for all. Howt did you fuck up exactly?
>>170177709
>he doesn't keep backup saves
Lol what? I still have a save from right before I started B&W, another from right before Capture the Castle, another a couple missions and Hanse bases before Capture the Castle and other saves from before I finished the maingame or Heart of Stone
>>170179016Didn't give 2 shits about Henrietta's sister and fucked up the conversation before she kills her
http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=triss
http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=yennefer
>>170179712
kek
>>170179712
http://en.seoi.net/sokumen/?n=cerys
>>170179367
>He's literally Autistic
Lol what? I still can't believe people like you exist
>>170181250
>keeping backup saves is autistic
Nice deflection faggot
A female grigg would be a perfect tool for masturbation.
>>170182496
Not even him, but if >>170179367 is you, you're Austic
>>170184756
>saves before climaxes or other things you wanna do again without replaying the whole game is autism
Sure faggot
How do I deal with underwater Drowners in NG+ on deathmarch? A solid crossbow hit barely takes off 10% of their HP, and they one-shot me.
>>170184756
>>170181250
Fucking normies.
>>170187987
DODGE
DODGE EVERYTHING
>>170189504
But how do I dodge when I'm swimming
>>170189589
pop quen before diving in, shoot them with your crossbow. you gotta kill like all the drowners before going for the chest. Alternatively, pop quen, bum rush the treasure, and then b-line it back to shore and pray to god they don't hit you.
>>170189684
Do they take more hits because of NG+, or because I'm playing on Death March? I'd rather just pop the difficulty down to easy when going underwater, and then changing it back.
Skellige is going to be actual hell.
>>170189814
They are higher level in NG+ so that could affect things. If they're the same level they should only take 1 shot to kill underwater. If they're over your level but still within level, then 2 shots per drowner
:3
>>170192404
Isn't he the same guy who did the calendar ?
Fucking hell he's lucky.
>>170165057
>>170164354
You can't start a NG++ I'm fairly certain
so where do you buy fancy normal clothes in toussant, I'm looking for a specefic clothesthat is in white with flower patters on the sides
where can I buy it
>>170197368
Like the one on civilians ?
Don't think you can buy them. You can, if you're brave enough, install AMM though.
>>170196490
Dammit, you sure?
>>170199386
There is no NG ++, you can't import your NG+ save.
>>170187987
open console
killall
Fuck underwater combat bullshit.
>>169826657
Why does your screenshot look like it's been run through an LSD filter? The leaves on the trees are trippy as fuck.
>>170200253
It's a Photoshop filter I use and like.
Anyone have a Mega.co.nz for all the "hidden" extra music in this game? Somekind of unofficial OST?I have the original OST that GOG gave me, but there are some tracks missing
>>170200478
Don't know about a MEGA link, but here's a link for youtube.
Doesn't contain the DLCs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV8xAQYJ5Q
>>170200627
thanks mate, have a cute Polish singer singing Lullaby of Woe
>>170200913
Is this from the concert ?
And is it good ? Don't really want to pay for it.
>>170199798
Crap. Thanks.
All I want is fight Eredin in grandmaster bear armor that isn't shit, is it too much?
>>170201032
Yes it's from the concert. It's good and worth it (imo). However they fucked up and didn't provide a proper 1080p version. Their 1080p is actually 4k which makes the concert a whopping 11GB download. Also the sound is encoded with 160 bitrate which is almost insulting for something like a concert video. But they're aware and will (probably) fix it. Maybe get the concert when it's on sale if you don't wanna pay 10 bucks, Percival is on stage as well, making an interesting mix of standard concert setup + those medieval slav instruments.
>>170201476
Nice. Thanks.
>>170201260
It probably is. Eredin is not a hard fight and the only way to get grandmaster gear for him is to go to Toussaint before you complete the main game which doesn't make much sense to me story wise. You can also use your old grandmaster gear from the regular game if you want a challenge. I don't think it's worth it to go through such an effort for such an underwhelming fight.
Page 10. Hello anyone here?
>page triss is bliss
>Well well! Pauper with a library, Imagine that.
i just came
anyone used The Witcher 3 HD Reworked Project or the Super Turbo lighting Mod? are they any good?
Geralt might be the lamest protagonist I've ever controlled. I know. He's got those scars and that white hair, and all of the characters around him are idiots in comparison to him. But every interaction that Geralt has with a woman who isn't screaming "THAT SWAMP BEASTIE STOLE ME HUSBAND AND ME CHEESES" is painful. Geralt eyefucks everything in a dress, and can't go a minute without uttering a sultry "Hmmm" grunt. And for someone who makes a big deal about wanting to get his wife back, all of Geralt's dialogue options fall into the category of "Fuck Now" or "Fuck Later."
>>170206505
I tried STLM but I removed it because it didn't play nice with the Reshade preset I was using and I liked the looks of the Reshade better
>>170205684
how those retards manage to capture any sorceress is beyond me
>>170205467
No bumps without Triss or Keira lewds*
*preferably in the Fablesphere
>pam pam paraming with the lads on our lunch break
>>170198757
nah I've seen a screenshot once posted geralt wearing one together with yennefer smiling
maybe during the last party at gerats vine yard I'm not sure
>>170090476
Fixed that for you
>>170207520
Like this? :3
>>170210147
Something like that, yes
>>170209520
it was a mod. those are the clothes the groom from hearts of stone wears
>>170212089
do you have that screenshot, are you sure?
>>170212263
Is this the outfit you are looking for?
>>170212886
yes exactly!
how do I get it
>>170213243
You can't, it's the outfit the groom wears. The only way to make Geralt wear it is using Geralt Doppler mod.
>>170212886
Is there a game which has better clothing details? Even the shitty armors have a high amount of detail
>>170214521
I don't know, but TW sure has amazing design of armor, clothes and characters in general. Take a closer look at any of the major characters and you can see how detailed everything is. Waifu fashion design is especially good.
>>170206505
HD Reworked is nice
>>170213746
damn what a shame
>page trissfu and keira
>>170221607
See, I'm a simple guy, you post lewds, I reply, bump and enjoy
Hm, strange. Ought to have a look around.
>>170222992
>>170227984
YES!!!
Moar
This is what happens if you don't meet Gaunter at the crossroads and go straight to Olgierd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owkkQUKaFbY
>>170230128
>as a witcher you might desire weapons supreme - I can offer you those you've dreamt of
>he offers you no weapons whatsoever if you let him suck Olgierd dry
Fuck you CDPR
>>170228164
I'm all out.
>>170233661
Then may /wtc/ rest in peace
>>170234123
I mean, I'm all out of Keira and Triss pics at the moment. Of course I'll make more :3
>>170231056
the saddle is cool. makes roach look spooky
>>170237062
The saddle is stupid, barely better than the saddles you get in Toussaint and only a little better than the Ofieri saddle, and isn't a weapon supreme. It's shit and CDPR should feel like shit for making it a choice.
Why not a dark version of Aerondight or steel version of it? Now that would've been cool and worthy.
>>170237208
worst one is when he makes you "rich" with 5000. bitch please, i spend that much in passiflora in one night
>>170237395
that's like 2 dimeritium ingots. pathetic.
>>170230128
>all the shit gaunter says about olgierd also apply to him
>kurwa is still alive
I wish I could go back in time to Witcher 3 release and wipe my memories of it
Is it me or would blonde Emma Stone make a good Keira?
>>170239679
>tfw played too late and got most of the game spoiled by xLetalis
:3
>>170243775
excellent post sir.S A V E D
>>170245329
triss looks bad here.
fucking finally
>>170241145
she would make a better triss
I just finished reading Tower of the Swallow, only to find out that the Lady in the Lake is a fan translation. I see that the official translation is coming out in a week, but does anyone have any idea how long it'll take from release to end up in the archive?
>>170250003
no idea, but it will probably take some time if /wtc/ even lives that long
>>170250179
No one's planning to buy the ebook on release day and upload it here for us?
>>170250821
i don't, someone might
>>170202120
I just wanted some of that fur for their cold aura.
>not able to use top tier gear for end villain
It sucks. For immersion reasons, not because he's threatening.
>>170251059
I guess I'll wait, a week isn't so long. Maybe I'll cave and buy the ebook myself if it's available cheaply in my country. I only just finished reading the saga so I'm keen to read the last book while it's still fresh in my mind.
>>170251081
to be fair, it was added in the expansion, you could use mastercraft version
>>170249775
Bryce Dallas Howard is better.
>>170252258
>>170252524
Triss has chestnut hair, not red hair. I haven't played the games though so I don't know how they make her look in them.
While exploring White Orchard, I found the griffin nest by accident and advanced the quest. Do I miss out on anything by not speaking to the hunter?
>>170253918
No, sometimes you can come across a monster or a nest before taking the contract. Just complete it normally and you'll get a chance to get a reward later.
In your case, you missed 3 minutes of following a hunter and killing some rabid dogs, you're good.
>>170253918
It's going to happen to you a few times probably. You just kill the monster, grab the trophy, then talk to the man who would have given you the contract and mention the dead beast.
>masta witcha ye gots ta feind me brotha!
>k be back in 10
>follow some tracks
>find brother
>he's dead
>go back
>damn it I told im not ta go innawoods didnae? well anyway here's yer reward masta witcha
9/10 sidequests in this game
>>170206652
nice b8, m8
>>170255289
not at all
>>170257172
Okay maybe 7/10 quests
I fucking hate when people start screaming for no reason in Novigrad. Playing with the headphones on, it makes my brain bleed every time.
>>170259702
>for no reason
They only scream if you draw your sword or cast a sign, I've never had any NPCs just start screaming unprovoked
>>170260258
>I've never had any NPCs just start screaming unprovoked
I envy you. They start screaming when bandits appear even if they are far enough that Geralt doesn't even draw his sword, and they continue screaming for far too long when it happens.
>>170210147
>>170221607
>>170227984
do it with Ciri please
>>170260761
Unfortunately, I can't change Ciri's outfits in the mod I'm using for making these shots. Only fully clothed Ciri is possible.
>>170252756
>I haven't played the games though so I don't know how they make her look in them
Why the fuck haven't you played them?
>>170255289
You're talking about the gnome ? Or the other one ?
Because of these have great twists.
>>170261758
Having Geralt suffer from amnesia is an incredibly cheap way to continue the story, especially since Yennifer and Ciri don't even appear in the first two games.
>>170262021
That's a poor excuse not to play them - or just a bretty good bait.
You really should, W2 and Heart of Stones are masterpieces if you liked the books.
>orianna will never /ss/ with you
>>170266506
>trissautist posting his shit screenshots on /v/
pathetic
>>170267754
link
>>170266506
>ywn hear Orianna sing a lullaby just for you
>she will never shift into bruxa form and sit on your face
>ywn have sex with her while she sucks your blood until you pass out
>ywn cuddle in a bath of blood
why even live
>>170270917
life is suffering
>>170267754
Not me, I never go to /v/.
>>170266506
>can't fug Anarietta
>can't fug Orianna
>can't fug Iris
can't fug Corinne
>can't fug Rosa
>can't fug Tomira
>can't fug a succubus
>can't fug Priscilla
>can't fug Ciri
wtf cdpr
>>170274696
And you can't even find and fuck Fringilla in Beauclair
Mediocre CDPR, mediocre
>>170275202
they've gone sjw and muh strong women. cdpr from back in the day would let us fuck them all in the ass
>>170275558
>this image again
Apart from the blacksmith, the "13th century" thing is clearly ironic and mocking SJWs.
The trans was mocking Dande and trans in general for looking like that.
The hunter wasn't shoved into your face, so that's that.
The nig nog was clearly pandering though, fuck them for that.
>>170275820
cyberpunk will be much worse
>>170275558
They haven't gone sjw, they just dumbed down the game to appeal to the casuals.
>main quest morality mostly black and white so as not to confuse the players
>can't have complex politics like in W2 because the average player is dumb as fuck
>Ciri turned into le badass disney princess daughteru because it would have been more difficult to care about a morally grey character
>open world meme to bring in the skyrim audience
>choices from the previous games don't mean shit because 99% of the players haven't played them anyway
Reducing the amount of sex scenes was just part of that, a lot of people were put off by the "sex cards" in W1 so I guess they wanted to avoid another controversy and play it mostly safe and keep it down to a minimum like in W2.
WHY PUT A SUCCUBUS IN A BROTHEL IF YOU CAN'T FUG HER
where are my 16 hours of mo-cap sex cdpr?
>horny manchildren asking for more pixel tits
I'm glad cdpr has moved on from pandering to you losers, finally everyone can enjoy these games, not just gross neckbeards. :)