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>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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First for Pharah.
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reminder that ana is still op
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>>169632164
This.
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ROADHOG RIDES AGAIN
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>hanzo and mccree on my team
>can't take down an enemy pharah

I hate QP.
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>>169632217
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>>169632038
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nth for qt Amélie
>tfw browns surrounding me
>it is not good feel
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>>169632247
I would never expect a hanzo to hit a pharah, most of them just spam chokes and get free kills from scatter
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>>169632247
>play McCree to take down the Pharah
>Pharah always has a pocket Mercy with Zarya bubbles
>Kill Pharah
>Mercy resses her and Pharah uses her ult only on me

This happened to me last night.
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>>169632302
damn that skin is sick
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>Lucio boops the charging Reinhardt into you
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this is the kind of shit that makes me feel sick

guy with a hero pool like this deserves to be nowhere near top 500 but yet he is

it's legitimately sickening how many people there are in top 500 who have both ana and rein in their top3 most played
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Futa loli hero when?
blackies dont count
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16th for new hero
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pos her face whe she sees your dick
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>>169632398
What is Hanamura
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>>169632247
Hanzo isn't expected to kill Pharah and McCree is mostly for zoning her out.

Pharah is only really hard countered by Widow and to a lesser extent DVa and Ana.
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>>169632420
Thats been me so many times, im sorry
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>>169632317
>tfw u share this general with necrophilifags
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>>169632420
>tfw im that lucio
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>>169632164
Um delete this please, Pharah is pure not some cheap slut
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>>169632398
What is Anubis.
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>>169632439
It's a common thread in a lot of class based games. Autistically maining one (preferably top tier or broken) hero can get you pretty far.
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I bet the new hero will have a sit emote before Sombra gets one
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>thread about an israeli hero
>mention they'd steal coins from your account every time they killed you
>permanent forum suspension
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>>169632317
Fixed.
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>>169632398
What is Hanamura
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>>169632492
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>>169632492
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New hero is just a customised newer bastion with four legs. Efi is not a hero at all.
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D.va buff when?
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>>169632485
>"Axiom vocal processor?" crossed out on Efi's list
https://twitter.com/playoverwatch/status/836320029222150144

What does it mean?
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>>169632398
all of them but ilios and nepal
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>>169632398
Hananubiskya
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>>169632439
That's the complete opposite of the truth though? Do you even see which heroes are there?
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>>169632492
mercy is smug because its better than DWARFED
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>>169632783
The fix to her DM is all she'll probably be getting for a while but I guess there could be some balance changes on the PTR that comes with the new hero.
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Fuuuuck why isn't the season 4 out yet?

I'm tired of all these people not playing the game and being bad "on purpose" because "just qp bro XD"
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>>169632492
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>>169632806
>Ram bar with "AXIOM" on it in the picture
Gee fucking whiz, i don't know.

>>169632485
Except the OR15 droid chasis has 4 legs. all she took from AXIOM was the voice chip.
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>>169632420
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>>169633043
Go play off season comp
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The Dragon Awakens.
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>>169632503
>tfw share with thread with coprophiliacs
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>169633085
WTF HAPPENED HERE
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Wow they are really hammering out these teasers, I was skeptical but we might actually get a gameplay video tomorrow.
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>>169633045
do you have 2 dicks that droop to either side, or one long dick that curls all the way around her
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>>169632872
considering what i said along in my post i'd say i do
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>>169633093
Takes around 15 minutes to find a match and even then people quit after 4 seconds.
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>>169633085
Lol
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>>169633170
I think we'll just flat out get the patch
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>>169633085

Dont fuck with German engineering, mudslime
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>>169632492
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>>169633170
>genius girl
>can't fit a sentence onto a page
Bravo blizzard
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>>169633085
"fuck the soldier 76, I'll deal with the Pharah myself"
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never played the PTR, is it as simple as just clicking it from the dropdown (when its up)
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>>169633315
Obvioulsy we'll stop teaching kids how to write in the future because muh tablet/smartphone.
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>>169633405
Yes. You just have to install it first.
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>>169633315
i actually think her being retarded adds to the "cool clock ahmed" reference. good job blizzard.
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>>169632420
>be lucio, just speedboostin and healin my bros
>on eichenwalde, holding first point decently
>rein charges me, sidestep him and boop him
>freshly spawned mccree comes out and gets taken out by rein charge
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>>169633405
Yes, you can also pause the download and drop your live game into the PTR folder so you don't have to download the whole client again.
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>>169633157
it is a good dynamic
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What even is the point of the PTR if they don't do anything with the feedback they get from it?
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>>169633085
>Young muslim pussy gets fucked by old muscular German
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d-dark lucio?
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>>169633747
Bugs. They do actually patch those.
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>>169632497
D.Va is actually the worst. By far. Widow is usually very easy to deal with.
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>>169633093
Oh yes, let's go play even longer QP where if you leave you can't join anything else, what a grand idea
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>>169633747
they get more sales from people buying ptr lootboxes
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>>169633170
>DUDE DDR3 RAM LMAO ME GENIUS
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>Toblestein
BLIZZARD
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>>169633791
Why does Lucio have a cereal brand? He seems to be really cashing in from all this "revolution" that he is doing.
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MEI NEEDS TO BE AUSSIED.
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>>169633315
that's a side effect from the cereal, its not a blizz fail
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>>169633170
>Computer design me a robot
>Yes Efi
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>>169633170
What's the Branford arm and Fusion Reactor?
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>>169634038
Calm your dicknipples, child, it's a video game and fiction, you're not threatened, everything will be fine.
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>>169634086
He's a DJ
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why am i supposed to care about all this lore shit tease hype garb

i'll care when the new hero is actually playble in-game
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>>169633085
This is the best webm i've gotten from this general
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>>169632810
decoy and smoke bomb would be dope as fuck
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>>169634064
It says Tolbelstein
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>>169634064
I don't get it?
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>>169633747
Free testing.
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>>169634153
>omg it doesn't matter if it's a stupid mistake it's just a game you paid 40 bucks for
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>>169633315
I can't even begin to explain why you're an idiot
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>>169634064
>XIOM ram
>S-19
>Chassis case
Has she ever even built an omnic before?
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>>169634212
I hate this tesse shit they should just show a pic.
I blame women.
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>>169633747
There was nothing wrong with the changes, nobody complained.

>>169633943
You can't buy lootboxes during PTR
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>>169633906
I mean, Widow can one shot her from max range and DVa can eat all her rockets.

>Worst by far
That'd be Reaper
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>>169634212
Literally not one person said you HAVE to care, some people do some people don't, you're on the "don't" side
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>>169634064
The seven arm thing makes me think of something like D. Va's defense matrix combined with Winston's bubble. Like a deployable field that shoots down projectives
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>>169633791
Luci-0
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>>169632420
I'M SORRY ANON ;__;
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>>169634240
I mispelled it but the reference is still there
>>169634241
It's referencing Zarya's often-misheard ult line
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>>169634289
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>>169634286
Go on...
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Who is going to appear on the animated short tomorrow?
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>>169632398

Temple of Hanimura Industries
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reaper needs a fucking dmg buff
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I don't think i've played a game in the last week where my team wasn't mccree, genji, widow, hanzo, a random tank and me as healer
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>>169634626
we must give her some antibiotics and tissue papers to help her deal with her cold
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>>169633085
>Superman 1970's theme plays

>>169634274
What are you belching about?
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smug old lady
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>>169634598
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>>169634370
>There was nothing wrong with the changes, nobody complained.
you serious? bastion is going to singlehandedly ruin the game for every single bracket if his damage reduction stays the way it is
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>>169634713
>smug old lady
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holy fucking shit this game is boring

i dream of an alternate reality where ana never got added to this game
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>>169634626
Why do straight dudes like their women crying and suffering in their porn?
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>you will never see young Ana casually walk around her house in her panties

How come anime can't be real,?
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>>169634490
But that's nothing like what Zarya says.
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>>169634598
efi is gross
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>>169634826
Wot this is how women act in bed
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>>169632164

Wrong facial structure for Pharah.
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>>169634598
It's just gonna be a gameplay video. No short here
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>>169634826
Comes with the straight privilege
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how to people main rein
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>>169634826
Why do fags infect their partner with AIDS and kill them?
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>>169634826
Why do you think that 4chan is representative of anything?
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>>169632420
whoops
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>>169634598
Jeff.
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>>169634848
Of course it isn't, that's the point
It's referencing the misheard part ("I'm going for the tolbelstein"), not the actual line "Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти/ Ogon po gotovnosti"
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>>169634826
Maybe Japanese men.
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>>169635140
Build that ult for me
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>>169634826
It's my fetish
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>>169634102
>robot finds luci-oh's
>eats too many
>becomes too smart for it's own good and goes on a rampage
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>>169635212
tobelstein is the name of her glowy growy black hole thing on her gun
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>>169635212
Wtf its the name of her guns reactor. Its called a Tobelstein.
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>>169633170
It doesn't say OR-15. It says UR-15.
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>>169635101
In the instances of straight porn I've seen the woman is usually squealing in pain, tears on her face, and/or generally not looking like she's enjoying herself and that's weird to me because the porn I like to watch both parties are usually enthusiastically enjoying themselves

>>169635084
It seems I struck a nerve
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>>169632217
HOOK
LINE
AND SINKER
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Why is Roadhog a tank or DPS?
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>>169635556
he's a hooker
like that chick
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>>169635495
you watch bad straight porn
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>Go Support
>Everyone HAS to play DPS or Widow/Hanzo
>Literally solo healing every single fucking game
>Team consists either of some braindead Reinhardt charging headfirst or a shitty Genji that constantly dies
>Enemy team is carried hard by a 76 and/or a w+m1'ing Symmetra that no one seems to be able to kill
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>>169635495
>In the instances of straight porn I've seen the woman is usually squealing in pain, tears on her face, and/or generally not looking like she's enjoying herself and that's weird to me because the porn I like to watch both parties are usually enthusiastically enjoying themselves
In all the gay porn I've seen the dude has tits and is windmilling in front of a camera.

You see what I'm getting at here.
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>>169632420
Why does the Lucio on my teams keep booping enemy players away from me.

I play reaper and its getting me killed. I'll be in a 1v1 and a lucio will come boop them away and i die since they outdps me from range and lucio's never land hits on them
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>yfw the new hero isnt a cool Ghost in the Shell spider robot
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>>169635495
Women like to cry and squirm in real sex. Porn is fake.
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>>169635330
And Sombra's skycode spray is just a random pattern
And D.Va just randomly has doritos in her sitting emote
They've referenced fan stuff before
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>>169635556
Because he has an instakill move
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>>169632439
He mains healers and tanks.

Of course he should be doing well since most retarfs refuse to pick healers or tanks and act like this is csgo and not a moba with all skill shots
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>>169635461
Its or-15. Omnic recon 15.
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>>169635576
Soe is pure, please don't bully her.
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>>169635556
Because Roadhog is simply the best hero
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>>169634826
I like women crying not because they are crying, but because of what it does to their makeup.
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>>169634670
>antibiotics
>for a cold
What?
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>>169635778
>factually describing her as a hooker is bullying
she literally performs sexual acts for money
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Do Zenyatta listen to Tibetan and Mongolian throatsinging?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

Mongol hero on horseback when?
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>>169635778
>works at blizzard
>wtf give me patreon money now
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>>169632092
>no discord

TRANNIES BTFO (BLOWN THE FUCK OUT)
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>>169634809
Sombra and Dva can counter him pretty well.

And nobody said anything during the PTR.
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>>169632247
>>169632497
>>169633906

Dva and s76 are the worst to deal with. Maybe dva the worst before recent patch since she could just maul you for free.

S76 can be dealt with but he can run you down easy if he your low
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>>169635556
Big Guy
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>>169635902
Soe plays Overwatch for fun and not for money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWpe_KMrTCc
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>>169635805
sure ;)
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whats with this discord drama? didn't even know we had one.
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>>169634826
Looks like someone needs some electricity overdose.
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>>169632247
>can deal Pharah very easily with Widow
>team will tilt if I pick her
Wew
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Widow gives you permission to breath again.
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>>169635975
in a vacuum, maybe
in an everyday scenario it's not nearly that simple
hope you liked the stale tank meta because if his damage reduction stays the same then every comp team will be running strats surrounding him
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>>169636137
Women are gross sorry
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>>169636071
based

I can never get that shit right either
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>>169636071
she's fucking adorable, would be 10/10 without the tattoos, solid 9.9 otherwise
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>>169636163
I kinda enjoy it
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>>169635758
this game used to be more about individual mechanical skill but blizz fucked it up
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>>169636340
"free ferrari"
What Did He Mean By This?
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no update?
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Casual clothing skins when?
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>>169636376
Serious question, if healers and tanks trigger you so much, why don't you play a FPS such as Battlefield?
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>>169636514
Never.
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>>169636307

Wait, she has tattoos?

Literal 0/10 for me, ngl.
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>>169636476
Free ferrari cars for everyone
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>>169636235
In a pro scenario.

Nobody cares about quick play/Bronze/silver/gold/platinium.
Bastion will never be a problem if you coordinate with your team.
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>>169636476
It's a typo, he longs to re-establish the duchy of Ferrara in northern italy. Thus freeing it from the influence of Rome
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>>169636514
>Widow gets "Widowed" funeral attire
>Rein gets a tanktop
>Hanzo with the high-cut hair
Okay sure
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>>169636662
>balance the game around the 0.5%!

this is what ruins games
>>
>>169635843
i aint a doctor
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>>169636476
Hey Reddit, did you know there's a thing called greentexting?
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>>169636509
Tomorrow

>New Season
>New Patch
>New Developer Update
>New Hero announcement through cinamatic or a short gameplay clip like Ana
>New Hero playable on PTR
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>>169636702
>Soldier in a Hawaii-shirt and flipflops
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>>169636663
Fucking crusader kings II players everywhere
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>>169634395
But reaper cant deal with pharah at all
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>>169636307
Shes just another spoilt tumblr girl
>im soooo quirky
>and cute, sometimes I draw disney characters
>give me jobs and money boys
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>>169636376
oh yeah gee wiz anon pity we no longer have 2 meter dps reaper mechanical skill in the meta.

pity we no longer have the only viable main healer being mercy any more. that's a mechanically skilled hero right.

pity we no longer have slow as shit widowmaker. cause we all know slower based gameplay is more mechanically skilled right.

fuck dude hook 1.0 remember that mechanical skill man? hooking people around 5 corners? damn dude I miss it.

but most of all I miss the mechanical skill behind spamming space bar and getting a free 8s duration team wipe button anytime i pressed Q

f genji

like if u agree
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>>169636830
>tfw you will never be betrothed to princess zarya of muscovy
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>>169635626
can't speak for others but I try to use it as a way to finish low health targets but since it only does 25 i'll underestimate how much health they have and instead give them an escape. i never use it if they aren't fairly low though
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>>169636662
you are aware that the pros are all banning bastion, right? they outright refuse to acknowledge him as anything other than an OP piece of shit right now
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>>169636560
battlefield has both of those tho, literal tanks in fact
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>>169636818
Sombra in a loose white T-shirt and short-shorts
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>>169636837
I thought that post was saying that DVa was the worst counter to Pharah. Reaper is the worst counter to Pharah, because he's not one at all.
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>>169636830
The Swedish jew has its tendril everywhere

>>169636929
>you will never take princess Satya as a concubine
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best girl
BEST GIRL
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I haven't been keeping up with Overwatch for a while. Are those Bastion changes live yet?
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>>169637031
Going live tomorrow
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>>169637008
it's a ye olde feel
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>>169636754
The "0.5%" that actually brings something to the community.

Quit crying and try playing the game.

>>169636946
Not because he's OP, but because they love the 3/4 tank meta.
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>>169636969
D.Va with product placement and ads
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>>169636830
>he doesn't play Crusader Kings II
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>>169636907

>doesn't even mention the original FtH
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>>169637186
sorry i must have forgotten mccree is a hero
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>when you have to do your daily aiming drills but are drunk as fuck and it's 1 am
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>>169635556
He isn't a tank. He provides no damage mitigation to his team what so ever
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>>169634598
>what feminists actually believe
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This is a Tracer cosplay.
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>>169636907
nah mercy and roadhog are part of the cancer

you know there used to be a time back in the day when dive comps were popular? those were the good times.
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>>169637113
>Not because he's OP, but because they love the 3/4 tank meta.
this is bait and i'm not falling for it
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>>169637113
the current most popular composition at the pro level is winston tracer genji 76 lucio zenyatta
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>>169636946
>you are aware that the pros are all banning bastion
What?
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>>169637019
Her mother is better.
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why do I keep seeing people conterpicking junkrat into a team that has a pharah? like... what the fuck are you hoping to accomplish by doing this?
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>>169637249
how long do you drill for? do you drill against bots or players

i would legit fucking kill for a drill buddy

used to do that shit on natural selection 2 when it wasn't dead

>>169637315
what the fuck are you smoking? do you even follow the pro scene or do you just spew ignorant bullshit? dive comp is very popular right now.
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>>169636939
What is even the point of dealing 25 and potentially killing me when my shots deal like 100 to 300 a shot?
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>>169637276
Just stand in the way, take a bullet for your mate. Don't be selfish
>>
Do Ana and 76 even change there clothes anymore? It would be odd seeing Ana wearing middle Eastern desert garb in the middle of a city or 76 wearing his costume in the middle of a snowy climate.
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>>169637449
>why do i keep seeing people picking junkrat
there, I fixed it for you
please don't bully wolves tho
>>
>>169637113
>but because they love the 3/4 tank meta.
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>>169637460
it might be popular in pro games but normal games are still full of faggots playing rein and shit
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>>169637395
They're probably just agreeing to never pick him in pro matches. Or maybe he's referring to pubs. I wouldn't know.

>>169637449
I will never get the bestiality meme. What's supposed to be arousing about it?
>>
Bastion change suggestions:
>Ironclad in Sentry mode reduced to 25%
>Sentry mode weak point does not have Ironclad
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>>169637483
It's the future, they just 3Dprint exactly the same outfit everytime they go out
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>>169637449
Why.. why do you have this image?
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>>169637483
76's jacket still smells like Alejandra so that's at least his reason for not changing.
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>>169637535
Wolves are strictly for bully.
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>>169637483
Superhero/anime rules, bro
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>>169636376
It was never about that since there were heros with higher health and heroes that can heal others.

Its like expecting to be able to do mmo raids with only dps characters
>>
Think about why Lucio and Zarya would be referenced in the teaser...
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>>169637634
I think he's bullshitting, it's more plausible.
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>>169635626
It's hilarious cause literally all they would have to do to help you win that fight is stay on speedboost. They wouldn't even have to do anything but stand watching and they'd do more than trying to be a budget DPSStinky
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>>169637483
>76 wearing his costume
you think that jacket is a costume?
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>>169636946
>pros
>instead of getting good they ban whatever makes them angry
>pros
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>>169637397
Reyes disagrees
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>>169637757
Lucio showing up in the short makes sense. Zarya... maybe? If she's chasing after Sombra? Assuming Sombra is going to be in Numbani. Zarya'd have no other reason to be there.
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>>169633168
Not entirely sure but I think Reinhardt was in the process of charging when Junkrat suddenly sent him flying with a concussion mine, so Reinhardt made the best of it and fucked up Pharah instead.
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>>169637954
Everything in the teaser is a hint about the hero
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>>169638024
You can see the Roadhog ulting at the beginning which sent him flying.
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>>169637891
>>169636946
>>169637395
its just pubs you retards, no characters are banned in actual tournaments
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>>169638263
Ashkully hook is banned by pros. Very op and scary.
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>>169637076
Nice
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>>169634598
Efi needs a Tobelstein reactor so this relates to zarya but could also relate to volskaya in general. it could just be one where Zarya busts in and does cool things buy I'm thinking that it might relate back to sombra

like she makes a trade with Efi to get her the reactor through volskaya in exchange for another "friend"
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>>169637934
Reyes seducing Fareeha or making her join his side would be the best revenge against Ana and Jack.
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>>169637682
GO HOME SHADMAN

>>169637483
Nigga in videogames and cartoons and whatever nobody changes clothes. They're always wearing the same goddamn outfit.
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>>169637829
Well I mean it does match his boots and his mask.
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>>169636979
Dude have you used dva or pharrah?

Dva can just fly at pharah and maul her
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>>169637460
30 minutes of blowing up Ana bots with McCree. easy and super effective.
>>
i want our boy callahan to be real

>he will never be real
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>>169638790
mico is that you
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>>169638760
I know. My original comment was saying that Widow Dva and Ana are the best Pharah counters.
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>>169638889
don't know who that is
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>Finally get that one fun QP game where both teams have a good comp and play well.
>Quit for the day because that's the best game I'll get today and I might as well end on a high note.
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What are some non-degenerate heroes to main
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>>169637663
don't test me dog, I got the uncensored one too
>>
>tfw no submissive healer gf
>tfw no dominatnt tank gf
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>>169639036
Lucio
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>>169639036
Mercy, Ana, Zenyatta
t. support main
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>>169639036
Rein, until the new hero comes out.
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>>169639036
Reaper
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hello
I enjoy playing Reaper
here, have a picture
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>>169639106
lucio mains are reddit-tier
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>>169639036
Reinhardt. Teaches you a lot about positioning, game sense, alternating between aggression and defensive play, watching for ultimates, etc. Easily one of the hardest characters to play effectively at the high level
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reminder
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>>169639201
Have another
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>>169639201
>>169639489
These are nice pictures. Thank you for sharing, anon!
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>>169638541
I'd be ok with that just to see a Talon version of Pharah desu
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>>169639036
Reaper with some irony
Bastion is ok until the patch, pick good voice lines to spam
Rein, if you like being useful
Zen is absolutely based on every level
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How to get past Diamond?
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>>169639607
Hope and pray
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>>169639607
communication i assume
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>>169639607
Mechanical skill
Communication
Awareness

You need at least two of these to be at a good level
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>>169639201
Here you go
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What do you think sombras first real event skin will be?
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>>169634809
If damage reductions or augmentations are additive, Zenyatta will nullify IronClad.
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>>169639278
Still better than degenerate-tier
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>>169639201
>>169639489
ill get in on this
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>>169639036
Tracer
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>>169639036
here's a decent list, just take your pick
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>>169639361
Almost my transition to Sombra. It was Soldier > D.Va. > Pharah > Xen > Torb > Tracer > Sombra.

Sombra is best girl.
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>>169639201
someday it will be his turn to be op
>>
So tomorrow's vid gonna have any heroes besides Efi's bot? Seems like an isolated incident
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>>169639607
If you're soloQing, be lucky.
If you're playing with a team, don't be shit and you'll get there easily.
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>>169639943
"lol"
t. morrison
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>>169637449
Why do you have a picture of a wolfjob saved?
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>>169639963
Well Lucio is playing in Numbani as the map likes to remind you
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>>169632398
What is Eichenwalde?
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>>169639920
>Genji
>widow>hanzo
>soldier
>not degenerate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>169640056
why DON'T you have a picture of wolfjob saved?
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>>169639036
Both of the Amari girls.
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What's your main's favorite food?
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>excited for efi short
>not excited for shadman efi porn fiasco

s m h
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>>169640039
Go to bed Jack
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>>169639361
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>>169633315
Just further evidence that Efi is a shit character. I'm already cringing at the idea of characters like Winston having voicelines asking Evi for advice on robotics, and Sombra being annoyed that Efi is a better hacker than her.

Every single genius-child trope characters in existence is absolutely shit. Prove me wrong.
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>that guy who spams thanks and did nothing the whole game
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>>169640252
Because I find it gross
>>
>its a 'Genji spams "I need healing" from the other side of the map' episode
>>
>>169640253
>Pharah dear please, I know the MRE sucks but you can't lick your commander
>>
>>169640261
doritos
of course
>>
Does Blizzard actually test their patches or do they just put them on PTR as a formality? This is going to invincible D.va 2.0
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>>169640272
>wanting porn of that ugly nigglet
>shadman porn at that
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>>169640261
nothing special, just the souls of the pitiful fools who crossed me
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>>169640192
they're all high skill alpha heroes
>>
>>169639036
Torbjörn.
You are not a hitscan baby.
You are not selfish and help teammates with armor packs.
You make ebin flankers cry with your omniscient sentry.
Your weapon can be used at all range.
>>
>>169640376

I often spam thanks but only when it's a situation wher you have a Hanzo/Widow/Genji alive and well somewhere on the map miles form the objective which we are about to lose and lose the game
>>
>>169640376
>Some guy instalocks Roadhog
>See them once or twice the entire match
every game
>>
>>169639324
>hold down m2
>press E every 6 seconds
>hard
lmao i swear fucking tank cucks are so delusional now that their ranks got inflated last season
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>>169640445
whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>169639596
Blackwatch Pharah would be the anti Pharah. In other words she becomes an insatiable whore that needs cock all the time or she will die. Just like Widowmaker.
>>
>>169635212
>"I'm going for the tolbelstein
Literally no one has ever said this.
>>
>>169639904
not that that particularly matters because zen will have to maintain los for it to make any difference and >mainting los with a bastion
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>Overwatch fashion week starts tomorrow
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>>169640571
>end s2 season with 2990 rating
>climb to 3.9 with 90% DPS
>people say my rank is 'inflated'
>this is coming from people who are the same rating they were last season

really makes me think
>>
>>169640603
I always thought she said
>I'm going for the throat
>>
>>169640640
xmas comic hanzo skin coming
>>
>>169640412
>Pharah became the team bicycle after Ana "died"
>>
>>169640405
well that sounds like your problem m8
>>
>>169639361
More like >Soldier>Reaper>McCree>Tracer>Pharah>Genji=Sombra
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How does voice lines work? are they on a cooldown to prevent spam or something?

Most of the time the hero doesnt even say anything
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>>169640640
Leaks already out man
>>
>>169640840

No, its;

McCree > Tracer > Soldier > Pharah > Reaper > Sombra > Genji
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>>169640912
if any other sound, such as another players voiceline, triggers at about the same time you use it, nothing happens
its retarded
>>
>>169640434
I'm honestly more excited for the backlash than the porn itself. I'm not very into girls, I think, I'm very picky about my tastes
>>
>>169640942
Well as long as we agree that Sombra and Genji are the most difficult
>>
>>169640912

If they didn't I would be spamming LOL, ha ha! as D.va while blasting my enemy's face in.
>>
I just re,Everest why I hate QP. My team is 99% more likely to choose a fun set-up while the enemies almost always go for a meta team
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>>169640640
we /FASHION/ now boys
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>>169640916
Why does his beard look like a badly shaved vagina

I say this from experience
>>
>>169640640
Man, I really hope we get this,
>>
>>169641160
Well he is about 18 at that point and trying too hard
>>
>>169640916
>>169641126

I'll be the huckleberry and ask if these are good photoshops or actual leaks
>>
>>169641230
Leaks, sorry to say.
>>
Overwatch made me realize how much I hate spics
>>
>>169641126
>>169640916
is this actually real i'm very retarded on one hand it kinda looks real on the other not so much but then again it's blizzard and i'm ~ -8.0 in both my eyes so
>>
>>169641293
Overwatch made me realize how much I fucking hate everyone

t. Reaper
>>
>>169641450
This too.
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>>169641450
>you'll never give reaper a big hug and confuse him
>>
>>169641315
It's as real as it gets.
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When I don't feel like playing overwatch, I do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukhM8swegE
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>>169641315
its real man
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>>169641497
How would Reaper actually react? He'd probably shoot your brains off right away, realistically speaking.
>>
>>169641581
>that hint of purple areola
dELEte quick before hte mods GET IT
>>
>>169641315
LOL this guy :')
>>
Anyone order one of these?
>>
>>169641663
why does hanzo look like /r/streetwear
>>
>>169636702
>Rein gets a tanktop

I need it.
>>
>>169635778
Holy shit man I feel bad for her that fucking smile is soo ugly it makes her look like a granny LOOK AT IT
>>
>>169640603
>I'm going for the tolbelstein

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745175708?page=3

Ok
>>
>>169641663
i know it's fake because they wouldn't release 2 diffrent skins for 1 hero in 1 patch.
>>
>>169641315
yeah its REAL DUDE haha
>>
>>169641230
I think good photoshop because McCree was young and without a beard when he was in Blackwatch
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>mfw a healer near me says they carried
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>>169641230
Just photoshops. Fashion week is pure speculation at this point.
>>
I can't wait for our new female omnic tank hero!!!
too bad we have to wait till May 19th ;(
>>
>>169641909
lucio summer games skins?
zarya summer games skins?
tracer summer games skins?
>>
I am going to FUCK Omnic Spider Waifu
>>
>>169642072
occasionally an ana carries
>>
>>169641909
what about mei in the last patch then?
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>ctrl+f "!"
>9 results
nice general blizzdrones
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>>169642181
No other spiders allowed
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>>169641786

Too poor atm but I totally would
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>>169642454
how rare is the form of autism you are suffering from friend?
>>
>>169642454
?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>tfw bastion counters pharah this next season
>minimum 5 direct rocket hits to kill him
>can heal through it
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>quick play
>my team is faggots who never go near the objective and die every three seconds
>enemy team is a six-man comp apparently taking a break to stomp retards
>I'm the only one giving them a fight, sometimes takes all six of them to kill me
>they compliment me on my tenacity and skills after the match

Mixed feels, bros.
>>
>>169642454
!
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>>169642142
>>169642265

what i meant was that they always release 2 recolors of the same base skin.

not 2 skins with different models.
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>>169642479
I cry at the thought that these people can earn a living from this.
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>>169632247
>picking off enemy pharah nonstop with Hanzo
>gold elims
>gold damage
>gold obj elims
>on fire 86% of the match
>still lose because our team is spread all the fuck out all over the place and never groups up
>I get the blame instead of our two retarded DPS who did nothing
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>>169641786
I don't like Tracer. I'd buy D.Va though.
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>>169642717
What about nutcracker Zen and Chinese Zen?
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>>169632398
All of them are pretty fucking bad.
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>>169642479
>brown
>less brown

thats clearly a less saturated orange on its body
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How many heroes can you recognise from their foot steps?
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>>169638468
>speed boost
>shield
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>>169643117
Zenyatta
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>>169637019
best girl for cuckbois like yourself
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Playing lucio on alt for shitter friends. Mccree, Soldier, Ana on my team. Enemy pharah destroys us. How does this happen?
>>
>Cool robot Efi
>Want to come visit Overwatch?
Progressives kys
>>
Yo, how do I join up in the discord?
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>>169642717
oh then you are right no 2 new models in one patch for a hero yet
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>>169643003
Yeah, what about them?
>>
>>169643304
Amazing how people only ever mention it exists when it's removed from the OP!
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>>169635626
Reaper needs a tighter spread and longer range.
76 makes him fucking redundant at any range but short, and the range he's good in is so close he gets fucked by everything.
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>>169643117
all the ones I need to
>hog
>genji
>tracer
>mccree
>soldier
>mercy
>rein
>lucio

but for some reason I can never hear a reapers footsteps, also one time I had an enemy zen actually flank around and kill my supports and they cant hear him because he doesnt have footsteps lol
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>>169643415
>Reaper needs a tighter spread and longer range.
Sorry, this is for Roadhog only.
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>>169632806
Why did they think Clockmed was a good character design?
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>>169643415
Reaper needs a hug
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>>169640341
>lucio
>lower skill ceiling than ana and sombra

lmao
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>tfw you are saving your arcade boxes for tomorrow as there may be new skins in the upcoming patch
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>>169639568
>>169639489
>>169639764
>>169639909
>>169639943
thank you friends, i shall sleep better tonight
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>>169643117
All except Zeny.

He has a sound, it's just damn near impossible to hear.
>>
Why QP is such an unplayable disaster?
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>>169643639
>but DSPstanky's cherrypicked showboating shows how good lucio can be!
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>>169641786
Still looks kinda retarded like those funkopop figures minus the dead eyes.
Tracer, the character with distinct slim body and long legs has a figurine that looks like a underdeveloped dwarf.
If only they made them something like this.
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>>169642640
>pharah
>ever useful
she looks and sound cheap too
which is too bad given how her gameplay is pretty fun, at least in theory
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>>169643723
he literally recycles footage from one montage to the next. i bet he gets a 'play' once a week tops.
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>>169640341
>Zen
>on the same level as Mercy, Symmetra & Lucio
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>>169643752
God that's hideous.
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Reyes is a sensitive man.
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>>169643665
Troll?
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>>169641786
>>169643752
Affordable figurines with non-retarded proportions when
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>>169643665
careful with that meme, friend. it's an antique
>>
>>169643997
They mean the arcade mode boxes you win
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what's with everybody saying Hanzo is McCree's boyfriend and vice versa? Do they have any story interaction that leads/hints onto that or something? I'm pretty new and I feel like I'm missing a lot of things and this is one i'll never get

first in MKX, now here. what is it with cowboys and jap archers
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>>169643723
>he watches youtube videos of people playing videogames
>uses this as an argument like it's something that normal people do

watching people who are better at videogames do things you arent good enough to do is probably the most unhealthy thing you can do with your time if youre trying to get better at videogames
>>
>>169643674
Does he really?
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>>169644056
still doesnt make sense
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>>169642479
>ohnigger
>>
really wish all the autistic man children playing this game would fuck off and die.

>Y R U BEING MAD WE'RE NOT PLAYING SRSLY XDDD HAHAHA WE'RE ONLY SHITTING ON YOUR EXPERIENCE AND FUN BRO Y DONT U HAVE FUN BY PLAYING LIK SHIT LIKE US ? AHAHAHA

if you call them on their shit, the FIRST thing they do is report you directly to blizzard support and get you chatbanned.

blizzard sides with them.

retards who are in their 20s but have the emotional and mental capacity of a fucking 5 year old
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What kind of tea does Winston drink?
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>>169644156
What? You're trying super hard to look smart here and failing miserably
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>>169641901
and none of those are tolbelstein
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>>169643986
He's a drunk
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Widowmaker is a sad lonely women who will probably never learn to love again.

And I love her.
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>>169644273
Tracers boiled pussy juice
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>>169644117

Faggots in this general ship everyone with everyone else

Ignore it
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>>169644156
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>>169644236
Don't whine about your team's picks in quick play.
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>>169644156
thats some retarded shit
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>>169644236
alright, what did you call somebody? nigger faggot?
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Who in OW would make the best single parent?
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>>169644357
And no one cares
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>>169644357
Feels bad
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>>169642072
Ana and Zen can carry.
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>>169644373
i haven't even seen it much in this general. if anything the only gay couple i've seen more is reaper with 76 here.
>>
>>169644464

I don't know, but I'm imagining D.va as a terrible babysitter.
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>>169644357
>sad lonely women
>tfw will never hug the smugs
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>>169644019
Keep an eye out for the line of Figmas coming out in the future
>>
>>169644464
Zenyatta
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>>169644117
its really not based on anything at all you dont have to worry
just autistic shipping nothing unusual
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>>169644273
Probably whatever Tracer pours for him.

He doesn't like tea that much but drinks it to not offend her and when she buys him a box of tea packets he has to awkwardly accept them. But they are still best friends who will make overwatch great!
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>>169644693
But figams are terrible. Just wait for scales.
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>euro-poors

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753119080
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>>169644773
Yay, friendposter is back.
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>>169644273
if there's such a thing as banana flavored tea probably that
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>>169643693
Because everyone is trying to learn a new DPS to "carry with" in one weeks (now one days) time.
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>>169644273
peanutbutter flavored
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>>169644117
Fujos being fujos
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>>169644821
>Blizzard I am fortunate to own this game but my Brazilian friends arent'.
As a brazilian myself, I'm 100% against this game going f2p. Fuck this shit and get a job fuckers.
>>
>>169644464
Widowmaker
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>>169644882
I don't think Tracer would let Winston drink that, feeds into an unhealthy addiction for him.
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>>169642072
>solo healing as lucio on gibraltar
>everyone cancer picks I recall I had a widowmaker, hanzo, sombra and others
>no tanks
>45 seconds in everyone is wiped expect me and I have the only kill, been sneaking the payload at this point
>enemy team seems not to notice since they're hardcore spawn camping
> solo push to first point they finally peel for me
>I juke them go back to my shitter team and drop the beat
>they manage to finally get some team synergy going and wipe for a team kill
>this continues for the entire round with me in the midst of every team fight
>end the the round with 4 gold medals and potg for a double boop on the final length on two poor sods trying to stall
>never once mentioned carrying them the entire match
>hanzo: "gg ez godlike lucio carry"
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
Thanks hanzbro If you're out the it was a pleasure to carry that match
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>>169644974
não havia uma taxa qualquer de eletrónicos/videojogos? isso ainda existe aí?
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>>169644821
Games have like a 100% tax in brazil, not surprising
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>>169644821
>Blizzard I am fortunate to own this game but my Brazilian friends arent'.

What? That's a retarded comment. If your PC can run the game you can sure as hell pay for it. It isn't expensive here at all.
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>>169644864

Well I think there's more then one friendposter.

Though I have been gone these past few days. which also means the number of widow posts have gone down
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>>169645034
>Widowmaker
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>>169645070
Sim, Overwatch custa R$160 aqui.
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>>169644394
what's your suggestion faggot? play in glorified quickplay with no backfilling? cause that's all off season play is.
>>
>Wind up having to play pharah and mercy a lot last week in comp
>Barely play them
>Get oversumo weekly stats for comp
>Grandmaster ratings across the board for both of them

I'm so confused.
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>>169644773
Yes, they are clearly the best Commander and Second in Command Overwatch has ever had.
>>
Who are you going to main in Season 4?
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>>169645262
Oversumo is a meme.
>>
>>169645284

McCree and Ana with a side-helping of Lucio
>>
>>169645284
Widowmaker and Hanzo
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>>169645063
>whole team dies defending point
>stall point as Lucio riding around and juking
>nobody can kill my slippery ass
>whole team makes it back to the point from spawn with me still dipping around
>DROP DA BEAT

fucking love it. For some reason people just can't manage to shoot Lucio
>>
>>169645284
d,va

haha
>>
>>169645284
Zeny
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>>169645070
>>169645186
SPEAKY ENGLISH OR GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169645284
Reaper until people yell at me becuase they think i'm throwing ;_;
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>>169645284

Quick play

As usual

>MFW no friends to play comp with
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>>169645214
Roll with it and pick dumb shit yourself
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>>169645284
I've been playing Zarya since S1 but I can play a bunch of heroes decently. I'll wait and see how's the meta.
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>>169645159
>Well I think there's more then one friendposter.

Yeah, there is.

Remember, too much shipping is bad for the soul, friendshipping is the cleanse.
>>
MUH META

Cringe.
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Any more news on "Armadillo"?
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>>169645495
Any other friendships besides the Winston/Tracer one?
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>>169645284
hopefully just genji and mccree but we'll see how that goes
solo q being solo q it probably wont last
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>>169645419
>SPEAKY
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>>169645284
Main:
Zen
Probably gonna bandwagon Bastion
Winston if it's gonna be a squishy meta (probably not)
Zarya

Back-up:
Lúcio
Mei
Rein
Soldier
Pharah
Reaper
Symmetra
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>join game mid round
>team is arguing about picks, none of them are healers
>go Mercy
>few minutes pass
>"Wow, something's changed, we're doing really well. Who changed character to what?" on mic
Feels good to be contributing that mu-
>someone says they changed from Roadhog to D.Va so it's probably because of that
>other guy thanks him
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>>169645284

Same as always.
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>>169645284
Streetpig until nerfs round 2, then D.Va.
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The hero you have the most time with and the hero you have the least time with in comp will now raise your child.

How awesome/fucked is your child's life going to be?

Most
>Pharah
Least
>D.Va

Well at least I'll know that my child will most likely have a pretty sweet military career at some point.
>>
>>169645559
Soldier 76/Ana/Mercy/Reinhart are all friends

Rein and Pharah seem to have a fangirl thing going on
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>>169644418
>>169644374
>>169644286
posting it 3 times doesnt make you look any less retarded for watching other people play videogames

but seriously if you're not good enough to play lucio to his potential just drop the argument, it's genuinely sad hearing the opinions of casual lucio pickers who think theyre playing the hero when they stand behind rein and get gold healing, and not wasting the slot.
>>
>>169645284
Zarya
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Will Trump send in the national guard to blizzard?
>>
>>169645548
It's just technical stuff that has to do with the patch and not an actual hero but god damn that Symmetra.
>>
I really want to see Bastion smashed to pieces and pissed on in canon.
>>
>>169645559

Genji and Zen

More of a master/student thing but I think they genuinely like each other
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>>169645559
Back in the day at least.
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>>169645871
>you will never throw sombra's beacon over the wall and watch her zoop back into it, confused
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The Bastion buffs are just the beginning.
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>>169645871
Winston isn't an american citizen and he made the tech the translocator is based of.
>>
>>169645681
So Rein and a mix of half of the cast since I don't play man different heroes in comp. Should be fine I guess.
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>>169645559
I'd imagine that all three of them got into some shit when they were younger.
>>
>>169646031
I mean technically is he even an Earth Citizen?
>>
>>169645284
Doomfist
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I've lowered all my fucking settings to the lowest possible rate, I've got my render scale set to 47% (which shouldn't even be possible, but here we are) and my shitty laptop still can't reliably stay above even 45 fps.

Is there any goddamn way to get more frames? Are there other programs I can use? I can't push out of diamond when everything turns into a slideshow at 20 fps.
>>
>tfw refusing to heal any widow/hanzo/genji players
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>>169646181
>playing games on a shitty laptop
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>>169645559
Junkrat and Roadhog they are warming up to each other
Reinhardt and Torbjorn, close enough to make fun of each other

Are there any friendships between two female characters?
>>
>>169646132
They definitely snuck little Fareeha into a few R-rated movies.
>>
>>169645262
turns out caring about stats is a shit game like overwatch is pointless! who knew!
>>
>>169646181
Nah, you have to get a new computer. I hate playing at less than 100fps. .
>>
>>169646031
America isn't even making their own monkeys anymore! Another symptom of the Obama years. Sad.
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PATCH
WHEN
I WANT TO PLAY NEW BASTION
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>>169645450
or i can call them on being the fucking child brains they are

always that option
>>
>>169646181
i don't want to rub it in but some retard sold a less than week old dell inspiron 15 7000 for $300 on craigslist and i grabbed it. plays overwatch beautifully. moral of the story is there are a lot of laptops on craigslist for cheap
>>
>>169646315
None that I can think of, but characters like Mei have a few friendly interactions with the other girls.

Also Sombra considers Widow a friend to an extent, we'll have to see more of their chemistry to see if it's actually mutual or not though.
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>>169646332
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>>169646315
Mei and Tracer seem to get along pretty well. Mei also likes being around Winston.

Maybe she will join team Best Friends...
>>
>>169646031
u don't know anything about alternative facts right?
>>
>>169646140
Probably why he hangs out at Gibraltar, probably exists in some weird legal space now, and Gibraltar as a former Overwatch has some neutrality clause attached to it.
>>
>>169646140
well since he lives in Gibraltar which is part of british overseas territory wouldn't he technically be a british citizen?
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>>169645746
only one of those (you)'s are me m8, have fun in gold tho ;)
>>
>>169645262
Good job! What's your rank? You should be able to climb if you can be consistent (although I'd drop the mercy for Ana or Lucio).
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>>169645284
Sticking with my core of Sym, McCree, Zen, and Zarya
>>
>>169646531
sombra and widow blatantly dislike eachother, theres no interraction at any point in anything overwatch related where it isnt obvious that they dislike and distrust eachother
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>>169646495
Tomorrow THE OMNIC REVOLUTION BEGINS
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>>169646547
>Platoon
>not an original Robo-Cop series marathon.

One job, anon
>>
>>169646264
>>169646378
>>169646528
I'm poor as fuck for the time being. I need quick fixes for this season, anons.
>>
>>169646597

> no real rebuttal

> h-have fun in gold

> sure showed him
>>
>>169646378
Would you happen to know the cheapest laptop that can run ow pretty well?
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>>169646745
>Tomorrow THE OMNIC REVOLUTION BEGINS
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More esports stuff again today for anyone that cares

https://www.twitch
.tv/carbonentertainment

>>169646495
Tomorrow at 11AM PDT
>>
>>169646140
He might legit be a refugee, now that I think about it. He really has no way of getting back, not that he wants to go back anyways.
>>
>>169646742
Chu confirmed that Sombra thinks Reaper and Widow are her friends but "it's complicated".

Overwatch's world is still light hearted. Any hostility from Widow is most likely her being a tsundere.
>>
>>169646804
you cant make the computer just magically perform better, get a job you bum
>>
>>169646835
I just noticed those giant ships in the sky dropping bastion units.
>>
>>169646839
>Rogue not in
This might be fun instead of a complete stomp now.
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>>169646531
>Sombra and Widow
Isn't it kinda hostile between them, or at least widow is annoyed of sombra.

>>169646550
True, Mei is really friendly, she really should join them. In fact she kinda did, Mei meets with Winston before going on and doing her own thing, its not unreasonable for her to return to Gibraltar and team up for a mission.

Just seems strange that there are no female friendships.
>>
>>169646839
Why would anyone want to watch Carbon Shit
>>
>>169645284
Stay flexible but start to put hours into Junkrat wanna see if he really is the least viable character in competitive senarios.
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>>169646930
Yeah, it's mainly for the teams that are a level below.
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>>169646812
>>169645746
What is a "high skill level" Lucio anyway? One that only uses speed boost because healing is for mercy mains, spends half the game dead because he tries to climb walls all the time and gets shot or tries to get those sick boop potgs and gets hammered by the rein?
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>>169646912
He clarified that in his Chu manner, his explanation is that sombra sees people as enemies or not enemies and she sees widow and reaper as not enemies.
>>
>>169640261
harmony with all things.
also strong wifi.
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>>169646597
>reduced to juvenile namecalling
>not samefag

HOO JACKPOT
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>>169645746
the fuck are you even rambling about i don't even play lucio but your point is still pants on head retarded
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>>169646804
Play Lucio, Sym or Winston.

>>169646815
No, but my PC was about $650 to build (not including the monitor) and I can run it at 200+fps.

>>169646980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUt0LDEcdDU This was super interesting to watch, even though I have no interest in Junkrat.
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>>169645284
ill continue maining sombra like i did in season 3 (and reached 4200 SR btw) because i'm simply based like that
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>>169646932
There are no female friendships in real life. All women hate each other. They only clump up in groups so that they can gossip and talk shit about other girls
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>>169647142
>>169647137
>>169647078
>>169646812
>>169646597
>>169645746
This is so dumb lol
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>>169639596
>>169638541
>>169637934
>>169640595
DELET
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Why did Blizzard create a TEAM based game yet add characters like Widow, Hanzo and Genji that literally make the player go off on a one person mission?

Snipers always do their own thing and Genji players think they can take down the entire enemy team by themselves.
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>>169646908
Technically he always was a refugee since he landed, just that overwatch which probably adopted him is now gone, he can't even expect protection from them.

>>169646928
Is it, I can see that the drops are cubish, but I can't really tell.
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>>169647408
wtf does that mean
genji's kit doesn't benefit from standing behind a rein shield
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>>169647408

Teams don't have to be grouped together all the time, anon.

Honestly, I'm not sure what your point is.
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>leave game because faggots are doing triple tank/2 healer(Ana/Lucio) in fucking QP
>10 games leaver penalty
Why do people have to be so fucking try-hard in the casual queue?
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>>169645284
D.Va, Lucio, and hopefully work on my Zarya a bit more.
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>>169647337
>this'll throw em off my trail haha
>queues up for low silver
>picks lucio as a healer
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>>169647264
Me too. 70% winrate last season, but I'm only plat. Didn't really take comp seriously until the final week or so. Planning on no-life-ing s4.
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT fucking now who think genji takes a shred of skill
>lshift
>pop right click
>e and just stare at someone
>cancel out of deflect at any point and finish them off
>get ult after a minute of doing this
>get nanoboosted and proceed to shit on tanks in 2-3 shots and one shot everyone else
woaaaah THE FUCKING PLAYS
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>people who play 3 vs 3 as Bastion and camp in spawn

why? i use 3 vs 3 to practice new heroes and improve, who plays it JUST for wins???
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>>169647408
>I will strike our enemies where they do no expect

Genji's role is to roam around and cause shit behind the lines.
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>>169647845
*tips tinfoil hat*
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>>169632398
What is every 2CP map?
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>>169645559
McCree and Tracer are actually long time drinking buddies. After a while they always start laughing about their various Battle Scars:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmQGN9X57Ts
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>>169647793
amazing, being mad that your team isn't bad enough
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>>169647880
>taking comp seriously
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>>169647408
I mean, if any of those characters get 3 or more elims per fight they're definitely helping the team, if not outright carrying. Also Hanzo + Genji's ults greatly benefit from an ult combo, while Widow's directly helps every single person on her team for 15 seconds.

Not really sure what your point is.
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>>169648120
Tracer doesn't have scars. She just rewinds and heals
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>>169644357
>Hug my Smug waifu in the busy christmas shopping mall
>She feels her clothes being stripped off
>Looks me in the face asking why
>I continue with her top and bra
>Spin her around so everyone can see
>Shy covers up not knowing why as she isn't feeling embarrasment
>Her hands are pulled down from covering her breasts and then both breast smacked hard followed with my voice NO!
>She scans the mall seeing everyone looking at her
>She feels her jeans being pulled down w discomfort as they're skin tight
>Her hair is pulled and back pushed down w word Knees uttered
>A loud spank is heard echoing through the mall signaling the start of a show
>She is told to crawl and she obeys
>Each ass cheek being spanked by her master
>He starts asking strangers to feel me up for 5 cents
>Walking me w my ponytail as a leash he leads me to the food court
>As he sits w his meal I am offered his open zipper
>Camera flashes are heard throughout our meal
>People are following us and the Santa lap line is empty
>We head towards the exit, but stop near the Microsoft Store
>Master turns all the webcams on towards me
>And fucks me roughly grabbing my supple breasts squeezing themmaking white handprints
>Master unloads his seed deep in me and lifts me up to standing by my hair
>Master tells me to dress
>I take my jeans and sit my bottom on the tablefitting my slender leg into each leg, pulling the tight fabric over my round cheeks
>Delicately slips my petite foot into each shoe
>Slips my sweater over my head and pull my ponytail free and pull my sweater down over my revealed tight stomach
>Tells me to bring the car over while he gets an auntie annies pretzel
>I wonder if my Master enjoyed our date at the mall, I felt nothing.
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>>169648276
The entire point to comp is that you take it seriously.
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>>169647793
Casual queue is arcade, quick play is comp practice.
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>>169648276
I only put focused time into it for a couple weeks. It's just a game to me too, anon.
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>>169645548
I love it when the clothes are stretched tight and press into the flesh like that, gives weight and fullness to the character.
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>>169648408
nigga she dead
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>>169648408
tl;dr
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so is the next hero coming out tomorrow or what?
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>>169648492
google skindentation
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>>169648549
It'll probably be revealed and put on the PTR tomorrow.

Live servers next week.
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>>169648120
>Chasing Amy came out twenty years ago

FUCK ME HOW DID I GET SO OLD
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>>169648408
Why does this change perspective mid story
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>>169648549
Most reveals have happened a week after the teasers started so something should happen tomorrow
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>>169647408
>heroes are doing their job
What's the problem? Not all heroes are tanks.
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Why are overwatch esports so awful?
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>>169648408

How do you fuck up storytelling this badly? You switched characters midway in, you idiot. What is 2nd grade English class?
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>>169644892
AHAHAHAHAH
Good shit Blizzard
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>>169648878
Because Blizzard can't balance a game to save their lives
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>>169648878
Lack of any grass roots. The esport scene was immediately dressed up professionally with tons of production value, without developing a personality.
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>>169647793
>compfags leaving at the hint of a loss
I can't play any games with 4 or more people leaving on either my team or the enemy team. Why are compfags such fucking babies who can't take a loss?
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>>169648878
Production value is awful. Game is lacking any depth whatsoever so commentators can only say shit like 'genji going on the backline' or 'zarya popping her graviton'.

You know, shit we can already see on the fucking screen. So it comes across as unnecessary and boring. I'd honestly rather watch these matches without the commentary. But to mute them shit heads you gotta mute the in-game audio too.
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>>169648412
>there are people that think this
sad
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>>169648018
>*action*
Fuck off Redditor.
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>>169648878
>>169649097
yep
soulless ""entertainment""
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>>169649097
People need to understand this. The only reason why FGC survived going e-sports so well was because they had a super strong grassroots community and they never abandoned it. Same thing with DOTA and to an extent LoL.
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>>169644464
Reaper, McCree turned out fine enough.
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>>169648276
>>169649216
play QP then
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>>169649127
Because if they weren't they wouldn't be compfags

People that play comp are the same people that play quick play or arcade, they just bitch and whine more. There's no reason to play with them.
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>>169644464
Ana?
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>>169647253
Well damn got a lot of practice to do with Junkrat then especially with the tire and trap.
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>>169647946
T.a triggered soldier main who get his rockets deflected back at him.

And no I don't play genji
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>>169649286
Not sure I agree with that
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>>169648412
Why would I take a GAME seriously?
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>>169649097
This is super true. The entire overwatch esports coverage "scene" is dull twentysomething american dudes in suits with no charm or charisma.

I wish there were more people like soe covering the esports
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>>169649484
No I've just watched enough 'high level' GM genji mains to know that that's literally all they do.
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>>169649578
>ywn marry Soe and play Overwatch with her
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>>169648608
I love you, man
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>>169649484
Could you be any more of an edgy tryhard genji underage stereotype?
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>>169649506
>autistic redditor hours
>why do people have different concepts of fun
>waaah why do people expect me to be COMPETITIVE in the COMPETITIVE game mode!??!!

eyy kill yourself
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>get anubis
>sombra and hanzo as our DPS
>a fucking mercy main (our only healer) in a duoqueue starts complaining about it
>mention how mercy is just as terrible

>you're not getting heals :>>>>>

I love overwatch.
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>>169647946
You could make a meme arrow list of every character in the game that makes them seem like easy shit. Who do you play as or consider a high skill hero?
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>>169649834
>reaches a plateau of skill
>decides to just pick Hanzo and Genji every game and play it like quick play instead of trying to improve further
>pull the "it's just a game bro" card if someone calls you out on it
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>>169649360
>People that play comp are the same people that play quick play or arcade

No, unless you're in the special needs brackets you'll notice a difference pretty quick. Qp shitters are in a level retardation all on their own.
>>
Invent an Amelie themed bnet tag for me.
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>>169650058
>tfw gonna get chatbanned for 64 days for calling people dumb niggers in qp during off season

it was worth it
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>>169650162
No
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>>169650058
They are literally the same, all a bunch of crying babies bitching and moaning over useless points. From Platinum to master, they're all brain dead retards.
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How do we make Torbjorn viable?
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>Play luccio in quick play
>Only healer on team
>Use speed boost a lot for combat assists
>End of first round
>Roadhog starts yelling at me cause he has gold healing
>Roadhog spent the whole round off on his own trying to hook stragglers on the enemy team, getting pounded, and healing by himself
>He thinks luccio is never supposed to speedboost outside the start of the round.

lol
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>>169650162
xXx_L33tBl00Snip3r_xX
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>>169650162
blue spider
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>>169650235
Mount the turret on his back.
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>>169650162
BigBootyBloo
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>>169650235
>he hasn't figured out Torb's rivet gun spray pattern
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>>169650178
Good. You were probably a whiny faggot in comp too.
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>>169649784
I got you f a m
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>>169649951
>Playing in COW league pugs
>Mercy main joins the pug
>Everyone shits themselves and starts drafting anyone but that guy
>He's the fat kid and our team gets him
>He proceeds to do absoleutely nothing all game
>Flat out fucking refuses to switch from Mercy to anything else even though it's a KOTH map
>Beg him to play Lucio, anything
>Refuses
>Lose the game
>LOOK GUYS I KNOW ITS EASY TO BLAME MERCY BUT IT JUST WASNT MY FAULT SEE I GOT A RES OFF
>OKAY I KNOW YOU GOT GRAVITON'D STRAIGHT AFTER BUT I TRIED YOU CAN'T BLAME ME
>Complains to an admin for me 'harrassing him for playing his main'
>Get warned

Mercy mains are legit the most autistic mainers.
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>>169650162
Smugbug33
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>>169650235
Turret hp is replaced with armor
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>>169650235
Give him 100 scraps at the start of a round
Let him give his turrets armor packs
Give his left click faster projectile speed

That should do it.
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>>169649951
But she's not
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>>169650403
>whiny faggot

You sure seem familiar with them anon. Have you considered that after the 100th time of someone complaining about you that you might be fucking shit?

You're the problem. Fuck off and uninstall.
>>
With how Blizzard "balances" things, competitive anything from them is a joke.
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>>169650162
ShitTaste
>>
Why is QP filled with autistic grandmaster stacking together with a pocket healer? This happens when its not offseason too.
And why does the game put me together with those? Is it not allowed to have fun?
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>>169650646
>the guy that tries to micromanage the team and has all the answers when you start losing

Don't be that guy.
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>>169649216
>people wanting to succeed are stupid
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>hook soldier
>he panicks and shoots his rockets as soon as he gets to me
>kills himself
>mfw
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>>169650464
>Sym and Mercy will never take turns using you as their personal sexual plaything
>>
Holy shit Ana is so good.
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>>169650498
What could it be that specifically makes only Mercy mains act like this while all other healers I see are normal? How does she attract that kind of autism?
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>>169650620
t. mercy main

I'll spell it out for you. The most inconsistent and low-value hero is mercy. Yes, it's le ebin play of the game when you get a cool rez off every time in plat or gold games, but anyone who isn't playing overwatch on autopilot (Read: diamond players and above) knows to focus mercy, and unless the person playing her is Adam from C9, they're not going to be consistently evading every single player after them.

If mercy doesn't get rez off, she's useless. If she DOES get rez off, it's still not as good as having an ana or lucio. She's a shit hero right now, just accept it and play lucio so you don't ruin the game for 5 other people.
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>>169650262
He was trying to weaponize his autism anon, its a legit strategy
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>>169650235
shorten his height by 20%
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>>169649216
Just because I want to play comp to win doesn't mean I'm not having fun. Why even play the game if it's just a casual time-sink?
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>>169650235
Give him sym's teleporter ult as an alternate.

Let him add charges to it with scrap.
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This is your new Overwatch hero.

An 11-year-old robotics and AI expert from Numbani. Say something nice to her!
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>>169651035
>t. mercy main
I play Ana more than any other hero, nice try though.
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>>169651198
>earrings look like bananas
way to be racist blizzard...
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>>169651198
Except that part where it's not.
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>>169650660

All Blizzard seems to do with balancing is just seeing what the pros do and go "Nerf/Ban that."
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>>169651198
Perfect for the noose spray
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>>169651029
Because she's absolutely helpless without her teammates. A cunty attitude gives them a false sense of control.
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>>169645284
zarya
and then be forced to pick rein when no one else does
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>>169645284
Healers. Again. Forever.
Because I love hating myself, I guess.
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>>169645284
Luccio, Rein, Mercy, Pharah, Soldier

If my team is straight shitting the bed and not working together, I'll go junkrat, just like last season, and watch people start screaming about team comp when they wouldn't work together at all before.
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>>169650162
Worst_Girl
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>>169651347
>hero selection nearly over
>one person left to pick with no rein yet
>"uh guys I can't play rein"

Happens so much
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>>169651198
I like hear earrin-
I mean her headphonerings
and her, uh... collar?
Her wrong way round visor is cool, and I like the straw of Mtn Dew connected to her neck.
What the fuck is up with her design
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>>169650223
No, they're literally not you salty shitter and I can't believe you keep repeating something so blatantly untrue.
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>>169650235

Torb already turns every tank in the game into shredded pork if all his pellets hit. His primary alone is one of the best tank shredders in the game, even better than Reaper.
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>>169651527
>>169651347
Mandatory Rein is a meme though, especially with Zarya+Winston being more viable than ever.
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>>169640349
An 11-year-old girl is obviously not going to be in the game so in what situation are you going to hear voicelines from characters asking her anything?
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>>169651536
>>169651292
>haha NIGGERS! xD
>it's different so it's bad

How to tell it's america o'clock on /owg/
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>>169651184
>>169651184
>Why even play the game if it's just a casual time-sink?
That is literally its entire purpose, to be a normie time sink.
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>>169651198
LALOLI
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>>169651750
I never once mentioned her being black as a flaw in her design. Nice try though.
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>>169651480
>Be rein all match
>Team won't stay together, won't get behind my shield, runs off ahead on their own and dies
>For 2 straight rounds
>In last few seconds of final round, go junkrat as a joke.
>Teammate starts SCREAMING at me that I lost the game by playing junkrat
>They had no idea I was junkrat for 2 seconds at best and never even got to leave spawn.
>DEMANDS people report me as a griefer.

I love comp.
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>>169651750
(You)
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>>169651774
And here you are, anon. I enjoy improving in things that I put time into.
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>>169651750
Fuck off Tumblr.
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>>169651750

If it was Europe o'clock you'd be moaning about how she isn't six feet tall and fucking your wife.
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>>169635212
>>169640603
>Literally no one has ever said this.
It's what I hear literally every single time she says the line. I know it's not what she's actually saying, but it sounds like "I'm going for the tobelstein" and I've seen variations of this mentioned before

Seems like a pretty weird coincidence
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>>169651830

Anyone else immediately type this into all chat when you load into Numbani?
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i know this is old but whos the guy on the left?
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>>169651963
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>>169645284

Probably Zarya, Roadhog maybe depending on if the PTR change ends up as an actual nerf or an accidental buff.

McCree, Reaper, Pharah, D.VA, Lucio and Ana as flex picks depending on team comp.
>>
Whats a class for someone who insists on tanking or healing, but has a relatively low skill ceiling? I wanna play something that is important to a group every time and doesnt have too many gimmicks.
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>>169652158
We have zero idea. People thought it could be Liao but apparently Blizzard shot that down.
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>>169651198
Blizzard going overboard with the anti-stereotypes.
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>>169650235
Just let him build his turret to level 3 again
>>
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>>169652158
We only know it isn't Liao and the same goes for the person on the far right.

It's quite honestly infuriating, its been 6 months and we still have zero information on them. Heck we have zero information on a lot of stuff that we know they have, but they refuse to give out in any timely manner.
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>>169651905
>Be Rein
>No hitscan scharacters on our team
>Enemy switches to pharah
>Starts wrecking our shit
>Ask on teamchat if anyone can switch to soldier to keep her off.
>No one responds
>Ask for another minute if someone could please change to deal with her
>No one responds
>Warn team that I will change if no one else is willing
>No one responds
>Switch to soldier
>Guy on team who said nothing all game starts screaming at me for switching off Rein.
>Says we will lose and it's my fault
>He's playing reaper.

WHY

I GAVE YOU GUYS EVERY CHANCE!
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>>169651750
>literal nigger with the design of straight out of an african tribe that has no knowledge or connection of the modern world or any kind of civilization
>not a bad design
Defend this.
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>>169652216
Roadhog
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>>169652343
>caring about cookiecutter lore
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>>169652158
We don't know, it could be anywhere from Random Fodder Character B to a future hero
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>>169645284
Genji/Ana are the two heroes I definitely want to play. Looking forward to new tank too.
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>>169652216
Reinhardt and Lucio. Winston is also pretty easy mechanically but requires more gamesense than Rein.
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>>169652339
On her list, isn't that an upside down Vishkar symbol (the diamond and V)?
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>>169652483
Huh, it is but the Vishkar logo doesn't have those extra triangles on the side either. Maybe it's the logo of the Numbani branch or some secret company they're using to slowly take over the city?
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>>169652438
Not him but suppose Africa did make large strides in technology. There's no reason that they can't also keep their cultural tradition in aesthetics. It's very common to combine things people are used to in a fantasy world so that people aren't jarred.
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>>169652158
I want to play as the lady on the right.
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>>169652158
Zarya pre op
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>>169651268
You also know the whole thing is a farce when every game is the exact same characters.
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>>169652438
>look at me, look at me, i'm king of dipshit mountain!

It's hilarious how you Stormfront /pol/tards always scream and shit yourselves over fictional characters, for the supposed "master race" you're as bad as the SJWs and tumblrites combined.
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>>169652464
I dont like Lucio. I cant consistently wallride and its boring healing by just walking around. Rein is very fun so far though.
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>>169652158
Second Doomfist
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>>169652632
Honestly I like that Blizzard isn't just having everyone's culture disappear under a wave of "it's the future so everything has to look sleek and shiny in the same exact way". I really like the look of Numbani.
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>>169652671
That's a lot of ad hominem in one post my friend. A lot of assumptions (none of them being true just fyi). A lot of autism.

Maybe next time try to actually point out how i am wrong. I guess you can't though which is why you resorted to ad hominem.
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>>169652339
The reactor on this thing's chest reminds me of the large bot to the left of the diamond symbol on Sombra's web

Looking at the web again, the shape around that thing's head looks a bit like a magnet. I have a feeling that bot in the web will be the new hero and its main ability will be attracting damage to itself because of the tobelstein's gravitational pull.
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>>169652605
Numbani does seem like the kind of city they would make, all clean and everyone super advanced. But they seem so far more overt in their tactics, seems unlikely.

Really don't know, hope there is actually some connection to Vishkar, my bet is that she using somekind of Vishkar tech, since she seems to be building the robot together from various components of different companies.
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>>169652671
>autistic screeching: the post
Where the fuck did /pol/ touch you?
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>>169652918
If only they had a real city to base it off.
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>>169652687
Fair enough, he's just the most viable low-skill-floor healer. You should be using speed more often than heal with him anyway.

Mercy is pretty easy too, and actually super relaxing to play, but her usefulness goes down the higher mmr you are.
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Crusader character to remove degeneracy and Omnics when?
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>>169652840
Second Doomfist was black
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>>169653089
Reinhardt, Zarya?
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>>169652339
I'd fuck that
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>>169650235
>been playing torbjorn a lot recently
>is anyone focuses my turret, even if i'm repairing it they can basically vaporize it
>turret does fucking no damage, nowhere near enough to kill the person shooting at it in time
>if I leave my turret alone and try and shoot people it fucking evaporates
>the moment the turret is gone, you're fucking gonna get steamrolled immediately
>pharah is your worst fucking nightmare

Playing torb against any mildly competent players or, even worse, a team who knows what to do, is utterly pointless and you're wasting a slot

make his hammer repair the turret by almost double the amount or something, christ

The reason engie worked was because his turret was powerful and he had a dispenser to heal himself and required cooperation to deal with, and he could heal his turret when rockets were hitting it every other second, but he had a long setup time.

Being hit by splash damage/ hitscan weapons while i'm fucking crouching behind my pitiful excuse for a turret no matter where I put it is awful. If you're going to make an engineer ripoff, don't half ass it and make him basically useless against attackers, and a mild annoyance to flankers.
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>>169653028
I think most of the maps save for King's Row are all fictional so it's not a big deal.
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>>169652438
>online /pol/ autists getting this flustered over an NPC

Blizzard knows exactly what they're doing.
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So much fun playing against Top 500/GMs as a low diamond in 3v3. Wow, truly a fun experience.

Fix your fucking match making Blizzard.
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>>169653173
Nah, both don't fit that category well, a proper Crusader character that fits the aesthetic
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>>169653089
That's literally what Reinhardt is you fucking retard he was part of the "Crusaders"
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>>169652339
I'm getting some XT-002 vibes from this
>I'm ready to play!
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>>169653246
I mean. Most of them are based on real places, Numbani is the only completely fictional (non Watchpoint) map. Even the flag is fake.
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>>169653212
>against any mildly competent players
so you can play garden gnome without problems, I take it.
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>>169653279
>tfw diamond
>run into more GMs than other diamonds

Loving every laugh Blizzard
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>>169653284
Reinhardt
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>>169653279
tomorrow their containment mode comes back on
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curvy~
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>>169653212
If you're going to buff the turret (which is reasonable), something has to be done about it's range. You pointed out engineer, but his sentry was balanced around two things: it's range, and the fact that it took a noticeable amount of time before it locked on to a target.
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>>169653284
Have you even played the game?
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>>169653340
>type numbani into google
>"is Numbani real" appears in the suggestions
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>>169652924
You're angry at a VIDEO GAME set in the FICTITIOUS FUTURE because it shows Africans in a way that pisses you off so much you need to rage about it on 4chan. What exactly do I need to prove to you? Are you so insecure you need to win some retarded internet argument to feel superior?

You're a brainless faggot. That's all there is to it.

>>169652968
>projecting

You dipshits have been running out of your containment board to throw raging shitfits ever since Efi was shown. You're even more thin-skinned and whiny than tumblr and the SJWs combined.
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>>169653587
I guess he wants one who's still active and racist. Omnicist. Whatever.

Isn't Reinhardt the last living crusader?
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funny how these comp teams are running zen/lucio on dive desu
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>>169653284
Do you really think a 13th century Crusader would ever fit Overwatch's aesthetic?
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>>169653728
Probably not, but he's the last active one I believe
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>>169653284

Reinhart is the closest thing to your deus vult memes as you're going to get, deal with it.
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>>169653432
Such curves.
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>get teamed with a 9, 11, 12
someone get me a bowl of luci-ohs and a fucking noose
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>>169633170
Efi is going to cross off one thing each week and then there will be a reveal, with the new character on PTR the week after. Screencap this.
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>>169654027
What?
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>>169653694
Holy shit your projection is real.

Why do you make so many baseless and honestly, full on retarded assumption? How am i mad in any way? Because i said her design is awful? Because it is. I'm not upset about it, she's not even a character in the game so i don't really care, i was just simply pointing out how bad her whole look is. I'm sorry if that upsets you, would you like me to console you and give you a little hug? I am deeply sorry you don't like my opinion.

Oh by the way, you have to be 18+ to post on 4chan. I'll let you off on a warning this time but be careful.
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>>169645284
Live by the Mercy, die by the Mercy
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>worst player on my team shittalks after match
I wish I could go back in time and throw it.
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>>169653694
>doesn't know what projecting means
>has no arguments and repeats the same sentences and ad hominems
I am convinced these posters are bots. It can't be a coincidence that they started appearing during the election.
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>>169654141
i got teamed with a level 9, a level 11, and a level 12.
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>>169653694
Not them (I agree with you), I just wanted to add that Halo 2 did the same "African city as the hub of human civilization" thing over a decade ago.
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>>169654132
Don't do this to me you fucker
Not like this
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>>169654224
I got matched with level 100+ players when I was rank 3 on my alternate account.

Literally no one cares about QP, it's for target practice and learning new characters.
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Make one (1) change to make her completely competitively viable WITHOUT adjusting health/shields/armor or adding new abilities.

Bonus points if you make a change that's evergreen, which is to say, is not dependent on any current meta.
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>>169654370
>Literally no one cares about QP, it's for target practice and learning new characters.

you are wrong.
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>>169654370
>guy playing sombra saying how she's "training on her for comp"

Oh you naive little thing
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>>169653212
I've always thought that you should be able to upgrade it to lvl 3 normally and Torb's ult just makes it shoot faster (meaning a normal lvl 3 shoots slower than it does when currently ulted)
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>>169654273
Calm down, its obviously going to be tomorrow, they only give this many twitter hints if there is something coming up the next week.

If we are being realistically pessimistic, the reveal will be next week, but my money is still on tomorrow.
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>>169654415
1 second cooldown on Guardian Angel
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>>169654415
Well, what CAN you change, then? Maybe give her a bikini skin...
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I just want a cosmetics update. I don't need an event, just some new skins
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>>169640509
:^)
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>>169651750
Hey han, when did you get wifi in the shed?
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>>169651723
If the new character is a robot/drone character that she created, she could communicate to the other characters through voice comms.

I truly hope that this won't be a thing.
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>>169654415

>Mercy

Guardian Angel can be used without a target. Holding it down gives it a charge, capping out at the max distance as if used on a regular target.

Finally a way to heal teammates who hide behind cover spamming NEED HEALING
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>>169654415
The only way I see her being viable is allowing her to simultaneously heal and damage boost desu.
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SCIENCE
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If the reveal isn't tomorrow I'm shitting up the next thread with Reaper76
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>>169651723
>>169654687
It specifies that it's an AI, so it'll probably have a mind of its own.
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>>169654415
Make her pistol shoot ALMOST as fast as baby D.VA's

Mercy doesn't need nor deserves anything else
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>>169654370
>Literally no one cares about QP
I do, I just want to stand at the choke and never advance and then blame the flanker because he couldnt 1v6
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>>169654660
Only happening if Blizzard can make money off of it. I like to think something like that could happen with the one year anniversary because they keep saying they work on multiple skins for every hero but I won't hold my breath.
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>>169654687

Her list includes an voice chip. So I'm guessing the new hero will have their own voice.
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>>169654781
>implying you werent going to anyways
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>>169654781
Please no, the regular shippers are cancerous enough ( I am talking about that dude who is convinced that Repaer76 is actually going to be a thing)
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>>169654781
Oh, so it's just going to be like any other thread?
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New thread when?
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>>169654753
We kinda already have this being worked on in theory, with people just using the dna from one egg to act as sperm for another. It means that it will be 100% a girl (No Y), but hey Science.
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>>169654439
Okay obviously people care about it, but it definitely isn't anything to get upset about. Especially considering there's no leaver penalty while you're in the character select screen.

>>169654468
People that feel the need to type stuff like "sorry guys, just practicing so-and-so character" make me feel weird. Actually someone said that recently about their Ana pick and I said I'd go tank so they could play her somewhat properly and they said "actually I don't care" so I went back to dps.
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>>169655169
>>169655169
>>169655169
New
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>>169654867
I mean people bought a whole bunch of loot boxes for Sombra and Ana when they came out with the bare minimum. I am pretty sure they will be convinced to buy more loot boxes for a genera cosmetics update there will be huge duplicates rage, but hey, blizzard making money and us getting skins
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>>169654783
>>169654887
Even if it does have it's own AI/personality (which does seem implied at this point) she could be watching via webcam and still communicate over a radio. Point is, I wouldn't put it past Blizzard.
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>>169656051
>Point is, I wouldn't put it past Blizzard.
yeah, those bastards at blizzard, always giving characters voicelines. they can't keep getting away with it
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>>169645671
Full image where? Is this by the dude that usually gives the character giant asses?
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>>169653949
Wait i haven't been keeping up
What's the left image from?
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>>169654220
>>169654145
Says the ones who feel the need to constantly bitch and cry about a black character in a video game. Are you that threatened? Terrified of what the non-existing little girl will do to you? Fuck off back to your shithole board, even the pony-fuckers are better-mannered than you faggots.
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>lucio main
>tfw watch Stanky videos and feel hideously inadequate

I don't wanna go full flanker, since I prefer playing a supporting role, but god damn I wish I could have that mobility
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>>169656492
The original 6-minute trailer.
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>>169657102
No, I mean doggo Athena
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>>169640376
I use "thanks" after someone pulls out a clutch play, or after the end of the game if I felt my teammates did a great job.
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>>169645284
Lucio as always

I WILL master the walls
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>>169650235
Let him pick up and reset Level 2 turrets. Maybe have it so he can't attack while carrying a turret.
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>>169654415
Being able to shoot while attached to someone. Once your attached to someone you don't have to aim at them to heal them. Make her be able to shoot her pistol in a 3-burst fire while healing
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>>169659342
What if her rate of fire was directly related to her heals per second? So if she's shooting lots, whoever she's connected to gets healed at a slower rate.
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>>169660384
I think that anons rework is good by itself, she doesn't need more nerfs
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>>169660709
This wouldn't be a nerf to her current status. Right now when she's using her pistol her heals are at 0%, this would be a buff.

But yeah, either way, I'd like to be able to be more offensive as mercy. She's even more passive than Lucio and so I find her kind of boring to play.
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>>169656186
I meant shoehorning a shitty diversity-quota Jimmy Neutron character into the gameplay via dialogue.
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>>169664343
Oh, so you're an idiot. You should've just said, bro
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