This shit is really starting to tik me off
Previous thread
>>169260837
>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html
>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed)
>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>169322162
FUCKKKKKKK
where da fuk is mah TIK?
HOLY SHIT
Reminder!
No pic = fake.
Link is a fucking slut.
>>169322162
Don't fake your rage, just release it!
reminder
>>169322162
guess we just have to keep on waiting
5 HOURS!
>>169322450
fuckin based
TIME IS tikING
Were NY and Warehouse really fake? Or still possible?
>>169322651
They had sex together instead
time for some porn and to tikle myself
>>169322450
>>169322651
Hope for the best, but expect the worst
I think this is the first general on /vg/ where I'm actually looking forward to it dying.
That will mean it leaked and everyone will be playing it. What a glorious day it would be.
We're fucking trapped in the same nightmare.
>>169322162
Just got on. Anything come out today
Reminder that we all have to wait until March 3rd to play Zelda, just because of a single line of text.
>>169322830
Clearly you haven't been around many generals.
>>169322162
that's hot
>>169322830
>it's a nightmare we can't play early
grow up.
>>169322982
The nightmare is the shitposting.
>>169322982
grow down
im hyped as fuck to play it early
>>169322982
I know you wanna think you're a cool adult, but maybe you should also learn what hyperbole and poe's law are. Both of those specifically.
this thread
>>169323289
People are going Wild.
QUCK CHECK DEMONOID.
ITS OUT
CHECK BLACK CAT GAMES
IT'S OUT
>>169323430
It's a breath of fresh air really.
>>169323568
too soon
>>169323289
>>169323430
I'm losing my goddamn mind.
This isn't a pun, I'm just honestly losing it.
>>169323520
>Demonoid
There's a name I haven't seen in a while.
>>169323520
demonoid is down, faggot.
IF IT DONT LEAK TONIGHT IDK WHAT ILL DO
There has to be one YouTuber out there who's uploading footage beyond the first 5 hours.Please tell me there is.
inb4
HOLY SHIT ITS UP ON LIMEWIRE ALONG WITH TIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
>>169322651
See >>169308292
We'll know in an hour.
>>169323736
>doubt.jpg
WHERE ARE THE BRUTEFORCE PEOPLE DID YOU GUYS GET IT
>>169323617
Try to take a deep Breath...
>>169323736
more CUTE anime girls!
>>169323717
I'm so sad that our memes will die when the game comes out. It's been good times.
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT FROM NAPSTER
>>169323903
HOLY SHIT
>>169323819
I'm from the far off future of 3000000000000002017. Looks like we got through 60% of codes. No luck yet.
Just 6 days away. There is no point on pirating it anymore. It's almost here already.
Is there a torrent somewhere?
Any qt looking for a bf?
>>169324117
Never underestimate what a single moment early means to a pirate.
>>169324124
yeah just up the thread a bit
HOLY SHIT ITS UP ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
>>169324204
HOLY SHIT CHECK STEAM
>>169324117
>"no point in pirating"
>ever being the case
>>169323881
Mirai is love. Mirai is life.Mirai will fuck you in the ass.
>Captcha: STOP Headers
Huh...
>>169324357
HOLY SHIT God Eater is on sale
>>169324124
it's up on suprnova.org
HOLY SHIT CHECK NAPSTER
>>169323819
not yet
>>169323813
I believe in WarehouseBro, but at the same time I expect nothing.
If he actually delivers, he'll be the hero of /hbg/ for a week or 2, since Nintendo actually stepped up their game to avoid it leaking, and even paid some youtuber faggot to say the Wii U version wasn't that good, Buy A Switch Now, Goyms!
>>169323881
Here, some more Mirai.
>>169324721
>and even paid some youtuber faggot to say the Wii U version wasn't that good
What Youtuber?
>>169324721
>WarehouseBro,
I want to believe
QUICK CHECK MP3.com
ITS OUT
>>169324806
He will do it. I believe him.
>>169324881
papa bless
Who is WarehouseBro? Same as AusFagBro from yesterday?
>>169324721
>>169324806
>>169324881
hes browsing this thread right now and laughing at you sad motherfuckers
>>169324780
Haedox. Keep in mind literally no reviewer nor YouTuber were allowed a Wii U version because they're aware of the rampant piracy. They decided to hand free Switches instead.
Haedox was EXTREMELY salty he was let out of the Nintendo Ambassador thing for YouTube, so shilling for them to be part of it once more.
>>169324721
Show some support for NYBro
He can do this too
so how are .tik files generated?
as i have a pretty decent understanding of coding as such may be able to help for the golden egg.
>>169323568
CHECK OUT UNDERGROUNDGAMER
>Believing anyone without solid proof
Are you fucking 10?
>>169325025
Starting to think the even guy who posted the bootscreen and sounds somehow faked it.
HOLY SHIT CHECK MEGAUPLOAD
>>169324930
He'll be out of work soon and we'll find out, he said he did it in the last thread
>>169325146
HOLY SHIT
>>169324780
>>169324953
Here's the tweet >>169323171
>>169324960
I do, but if WarehouseBro is legit, NYCkid won't have to do it. If WarehouseBro is another Aus_W, then all my hope lies on NYCkid. And if he's fake, welp then, I'll wait till March 3rd I guess.
>>169325025
Their proof is their word.
I believe in them.
>>169325130
He's more believable than some of the faggots in this thread.
>>169325197
So he's just spouting random bullshit without having actually played the Wii U version.
Is he autistic?
i just fapped and im going to bed
i want you faggots to have the tik by the time i wake up
>>169325310
Yes, apparently autistic enough his previous editor was a girl who was into him but his autism didnt into feelings causing a month hiatus of him going to apologize to her mother or some shit.
>>169325404
Fuck you. My cuck days are done with.
>>169325404
You better sleep for like 72 hours at least then
>>169325310
Nintendo's only shown the Wii U version at events so you could potentially go by that.
>>169325404
i fapped like four times today
keep up anon
>>169324319
Imma ask you one more time bitch...
>>169325513
He became a persona non grata to Nintendo though, and he got REALLY salty when they stopped giving him free games because "baww making videos for youtube is so hard"
Suddenly every anon and their cousin work in a game store, I can't really believe this but I do want to, how can you anons do it?
>>169325570
>4 times11 times here. Still not satisfied
Please help me, this existance is miserable,.
>>169325654
Im gamestop
>>169325754
if i weren't busy with some work on the side i'd probably be up there with you
the urge to keep track of the tik thing is too strong and keeps distracting me, sadly
warehousebro, if you are here, dont be a hero
How long has it been since warehousebro last posted?
>>169326035
FUCK. OFF. WAREHOUSEBRO, YOURE THE LIGHT, OUR LIGHT, THAT MUST SHINE OVER 4CHAN AGAIN
Why is .7z of the game's files 10Gb ? Isn't it supposed to be 13 ? Or is it compression ?Don't cyber bully me please
when will the suffering end
is it out yet
>>169325847I havent had a girl in 4 years now, I'm going crazy, but all girls I've seen since have been ugly as fuck.
>>169325513
Event-goer here. The Wii U version seemed to run exactly as the undocked Switch version except for the loading times, which were 2.5 longer, I suspect because they were being read off optic discs, so I imagine playing the game from the system's memory, or an USB flashdrive would help much more.
>>169326243
I think switch is suffering from botw being a port.
>>169326179
The game really is 11gb (actually 10, it depends on how you're counting bytes/bits or whatever), i still don't get why nintendo said the wii u version was 13 gb though.
>>169326227
In 30~45 minutes we'll know.
>>169326243
I love that the Switch uses carts for this reason, load times.
Not to mention having less moving parts does all kinds of good too, like saving power and minimizing heat output.
>>169326440
you mean 5 hours, right?
>>169326440
How are you counting this?
>>169326260
Yes
>>169326440HOLY XHIT?
>>169326465
are there even any advatnages to using discs over carts anymore?
>>169326510
No, that'd be to know if NYCkid shows up:^)
>>169326629
hope he shows up...
>>169326629
What game is this?
>>169326614
Still cheaper.
>>169326546
Based on the timestamp of WarehouseBro's last post, which is this one: >>169308292
It's out. Restart Switch.
NyBro might actually be legit. I know a few mom and pop stores that break street date all the time in Manhattan plus got a recent confirmation from an acquaintance who handles shipments that there was a box filled with WiiU BOTW copies. I'd be surprised if we don't get something before the weekend is over.
OMG, is today the day???
>>169326790
How can you tell his timezone? What makes you so sure what time he leaves + the time he takes to get home?
I'm just truly curious about your math
>>169326748
Senran Kagura i think? Not sure where the cards are from.
>>169326790
>works in a warehouse
>You seriously think they have a wiiu there, with homebrew, and he has time to rip the shit, on a smoke break
I wish I could be as fucking dumb as you are. It would be so much easier.
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY BROKE EMBARGO AND IS FIGHTING CALAMITY GANON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
How are people still believing this shit? Also that is NA, I don´t think he will be able to fucking dump this whole game and upload it during his break.
Also is it true that none of the reviewer got the wiiu version of zelda? So the earliest date, besides launchday, we could expect the game is when preload is up?
>>169326960
HOLY SHIT
>>169326748
Senran Kagura.Aka "Tiddy Ninjas". Pic related: My favorite Senran.
>>169326929
Okay so he posted at 2:12pm my timezone. The picture "soon.png" says "4 Hours Remain".
So, it turns out my math was faulty, he'd be out by 6:12pm my time... It's about to be 5pm.
You got me, anon.
>>169326960
Hahahaha
Got me
>>169326960
Clicked on it anyway
>>169326960
I actually like this song
only 7 more days until /zlg/ can play this game!
>>169327069
No, your math was right. I just hadn't noticed the "4 hours remain" on the picture. His post was made 16h12m for me, and it's about to be 20h in a couple minutes.
It's a long shot but I have nothing better to do, might as well wait I guess.
>>169327242
She's such a cutie. good eyebrow game too.
HOLY SHIT CHECK INKBUNNY
>>169326945
I am not expectiing it to be real. But it's fun to follow in case it happens to be real.
What really does surprise me is how much effort Nintendo has put on not letting BotW leak, so much they flat out denied reviewers the Wii U version, and gave them free Switches with the Switch version of the game.
As far as even having the Haedox faggot spread misinformation because "Gotta buy that switch goym :^)"
>>169327242
BUILT
FOR
BULLYING
>>169327381
>so much they flat out denied reviewers the Wii U
That's not the reason, Nintendo just don't want anyone playing BotW on the Wii U because it's the inferior version and they want people talking about the Switch.
>>169327381
someone has botw wii u. Haedox
>>169327529
They denied GameSpot and IGN the Wii U version without giving reasons though. After I tried out the Wii U version at the event, since they had it on display (GameInformer guys also tried it out, they have footage of Snowpeak playing on that version) and minus the longer loading times, it seemed even sliiightly more stable than the Switch version docked.Hey Haedox.
Cute NPC
>>169327302
I DID IM A FAGGOT NOW AND A FURRY
>>169327662
Yeah, and my uncle works at Nintendo.
>>169327712
>Spanish
Fucking "Eeroolay".
>>169327712
"Nice weather we are having, don't you think?"
Is there a full dump of the game?
>>169327980
I have one but im not sharing
>>169327980
The European version. No .tik though.
>>169327980
yes it's on wiiuiso
If you say Aonuma's name in three consecutive posts I'll post the .tik
Eiji Aonuma
>>169328171
Aonuma
Aonuma
>>169328171
Eiji.
>>169328171
Aonuma's name in three consecutive posts I'll post the .tik
done, now give the tik
>>169328171
Miyamoto
>>169328171
Pay up homie.
>>169328301
beat me to it
Eiji Aonuma
>>169327980
Yes. But there is a tiny 16 bit line of random code preventing us from playing it.
>>169328171
Edgy Anonuma
>>169328040
Is that Kagura where the Senran Kagura title comes from?
She's worth the title I must say
>>169328171
Beetlejuice
TuPutaMadre
>>169328171
>>169328414
Beetlejuice
>>169328368
32 bit. I hope you're putting your efforts towards bruteforcing it, anon.
>>169328421
Callesependejo
which tik do you want ?
Yall are so easy to manipulate :^)
>>169328497
The one that'll give me most pleasure when put on my cock.
>>169328171
Eiji
>>169328463
yup, should only take at max 4 million years
Well... guys?
The hope is lost?
>>169328519
Warehousebro?
>>169328519
So are u ;)
>>169328404
I believe not, she wasn't in the original game at least. I haven't finished the others. She must've been added afterwards, I mean the closest thing to a protagonist would be Asuka.
WAREHOUSE BRO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>169328457
Beetlejuice!
>>169328708
He is on fbi dependences
Warehousebro STOP THIS AGONY
first for descent into madness
>>169328861
One more hour, it hasn't been 4 hours, it's been 3.
>>169328940
He said 5:45 central right?
So like 30 more minutes seems reasonable?
Tik dream is dead it's just people fucking around.
It's not looking great guys.
I just passed Warehouse bro on the freeway and he was pulled over by the FBI with Zelda. It was lying on the hood and he was on the floor.
I'm sorry guys.
i have the .tik file i'll upload it for...
>>169328940
warehouse bro posted at 14:12, it's now 18:18
that's 4 hours
none of us will survive the week
>>169329018
He posted "4 hours remain" 3 hours ago in the previous thread, with the picture of the majora's mask moon.
>>169329085
Kill me please.
sorry i was a troll
>>169329187
Surprise
>>169329187
nice meme.
>>169329187
>name
>>169329079
Half the point is to not spend much money you dinglepuss.
>>169329187
>Not even trying.
Cmon, atleast try to get a real fake tripcode.
>>169329187
>>169329187
>G83ntt/JOg
well im out a backpack, a wii u and a job
they dont want to report it so nintendo ninjas wont sue them or whatever so at least i dodged the deep shit hey they might not even tell my next employer i guess
you're welcom eall
fuck this
fuck
this isnt good...
Don't worry guys. Tik or not, let's rejoice on Ninja Titties.
We'll have the game sooner or laterfree.
>>169329187
HOLY SHIT
>>169329327
what a suprise
>>169329187
Yes you are a troll. Wrong trip faggot. Real WarehouseBro !G83ntt/JOg
>>169329327
lol
oh well
>>169329327
You didn't had a backpack, a wii u and a job to start with m8
>>169329327
Gee I would make sure to post on 4chan first thing if that happened to me as well
>>169329327
>>169329327
HOLY SHIT
Are you done attention whoring now so the next attention whore can take over?
>>169329327
What the hell do you gain out of these shitposts
Don't know if anyone posted it already, but loads of images from the game, the map, enemies, info about heart containers etc
http://imgur.com/a/jo0Yn
>>169329327
there was an attempt you fuck.
>>169329327
>impyling you had a job in the first place
>>169329327
Fucking hell, you were another Aus_W all along, weren't you?
Welp, I guess the next one is NYC guy in 3-to-4 hours.
Fuck this, I'll go finish the Cave of Shadows.
>>169329327
surprise, surprise
I wish your story was real though
>>169329535
>Welp, I guess the next one is NYC guy in 3-to-4 hours.
It's all the same guy
so do you guys think the NYC guy will actually come through?
>>169329329
Post more Katand Ikaruga
>>169329459
Oh me next. My boyfriend works for Gamestop. He's going to try to smuggle a game out tonight and blame the new girl after inventory.
>people still this desparate
You stupid fucks might as well as download the bruteforcer too. Go full retard.
>>169329739
no no you have to be a fartslimebro
>>169329327
Nice fake story
>>169329327
Well tell us what went so wrong :^(
>>169329327
Well, to tell you the truth, nobody believe in you in the first place, we were shitposting waiting for your lie to be true, more like you surprising us and stuff.
You lie pretty bad.
>>169329701
Not a chance just a dude fucking around
Anybody here besides Ausfag live in Australia and would be willing to buy the game at midnight there so the rest of us can play it Thursday?
>>169329710BIGFATKATTATS
>>169329327
I believe him. RIP
>>169329768
mymistake
>>169329187
well, in the end i was right
>>169329701
Yeah he'll post as soon as he's done his smoke break with Ausfag
>>169329327
Why the fuck are you guys still believing these attentionwhore fags? All you have to do is wait 6 days and the game will be in your possession guaranteed.
>>169329327
but you got the .tik right?
>>169329906
Well no shit
>>169329710
>>169329872
someone post some tits
>>169330019
>implying we believed him
fool us once...
>>169330019
At the latest the game will leak on Thursday. I am 100% confident of that
It's the same trip code?? Warehouse bro, was a troll all along???
>fake as fuck leaker shows up
>alright, go ahead, what's there to lose?
>5 hours later
>turns out leaker is fake as fuck
>>169329327
Disgusting
So warehousebro is warehousefag now, cool
>>169330321
i kno.
he had us all like foold an shit
>>169329710
>>169330125
Another day
Anyways, just fired up Wonderful 101 to kill time. What am I in for?is it fun?
>>169330480
the best final boss battle ever
>>169330480
I loved it. It's a bayonetta, just better
Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
>>169330125
What the fuck do you think I've been doing all along?
do you really think the nyc guy is legit at this point?
>come back from eating noodles
>78 new replies
>HOLY SHIT
>it's fucking nothing
>>169330480
hope you fucking love super sentai anoneven if you don't it's fucking awesome
>mfw that entire final fight
Why the hell can't anyone leak this? Skyward sword was leaked two weeks before with zero problems.
We would have had the kit by now if you all did bruteforce. Instead you all act retarded
>>169329327
If you were actually for real then you would've taken your SD card out of the Wii U and hidden it elsewhere or something.
Or that really happened and you're not very bright.
>>169330750
Turns out Nintendo actually do learn from some mistakes rarely.
>>169330742
We are desperate anon. Desperate.
Our last hope is the NY fag.
>>169330756
>We would have had the kit by now if you all did bruteforce.
You are very much literally incapable of conceiving how little of a chance you have if even the whole planet where to try.
>>169330929
It's just because this game has a very more limited release
>>169330936
He doesn't become a fag until he's proven fake. Until then, he's a bro
>>169330750
the review copies have all been for the switch
>>169330929
Is she peeing
>>169330710
Hell nah nigga
NYC bro , how much time he said till leak?
>>169330936
Your turn.
>>169331001
Didn't the GameCube Twilight Princess iso leaked early soon as well?Not like I cared back then, I couldn't run Dolphin.
>>169331009
Has he hopped on the Nintendo homebrew discord yet?
>>169331001
>still hasn't taken the troll name off
>>169330929
post more Yumi, besto
What's NYCfag's tripcode?
WHAT IS IT!?!??!
since he never got a trip, literally anyone can prentend to be him too
>>169331009
Riiiiight... He is not a fag, totally not.
How long for the NYC """"BRO"""" come back?
>>169330480
>Waiting for Breath of the Wild when you haven't played TW101
For fucking shame, anon.
If you have any passion left for video games, you will almost guaranteed enjoy this more than BotW.
Just don't forget to buy Unite Guts (the pudding) after you finish the first mission.
>>169331009
Fag until proven wrong!
>>169331198
Uh, we found that out, bird ship
I wish there was a way to get instantly notified when the tik leaked so I wouldn't have to spend anymore time in this wretched place.
>>169330669
not your disgusting baby anime trash, 3dpd cowtits
>>169331198
its dungeon #3
>>169331198
An airship. Shit, that guy on /v/ might have been legit.
>>169331185
he never got one
>>169329872
>>169330093
>>169330439
Thanks anon
>>169331054
No. she's not.
>>169331176
Last time I said I'm a Yumifag and I'd marry her if I could some guy was all "but she's the flattest character no personality a plank" yadda yadda.
>>169331185
He had none... He was invited for the discord though.
>>169331328
Fuck you, the Senrans are 3D, but I don't have any of the 3D models on .webm format.
>>169330480
A fun game, although there's a lot of things the game doesn't tell you that make your life much easier.
Buy the block (unite pudding) and dodge (unite spring) moves after the prologue. You start with money for both, and the game expects you to buy them. Have fun learning everything else on your own. Remember, the first play through is the tutorial.
NYCfag better post pics
>>169331286
>>169331330
>>169331346
Oh neat, got any source/link or more info?
no one has the fucking game yet , stop asking you fucking idiots.
>>169331415
Brb, my friend has BOTW just gonna rip it from him
>>169331176
Yumi loves us, anon. Don't break her heart.
>>169331206
5 hours
>>169330742
You see those mountains?
Theres a .tik over them
>>169331550
He said you get your own ship to pilot and customize.
>>169331550
there are 5 dungeons in the game
Firescale dungeon (piloted by Daruk) is a gecko walking around the mountain
Thunderhoof dungeon (piloted by Mifa) is an elephant by the side of the lake
Greatwing dungeon (piloted by Revali) is whats in that screenshot, flying in the sky
Dunepaw dungeon (piloted by Neeru) is in the desert
Guess where Hyrule Castle is
>>169331807
Remember to preorder Fallout 4 and Skyrim: Special Edition!
>Been gone for 2 hours
>Masturbating, and other things
>Comes back to thread
Oh, hey, 200 messages? Reading them.
Oh, so one of our last hopes got fucked? cool
So, NYCbro, did your friend get shot in the foot by nintendo ninjas or something?
You're the last one left, dude.
I don't believe NYCfag but he's our only hope
time to .tik the scales
>>169331247
Ok so you guys got me really interested in the game, how long does it take to beat it? Looks pretty unique.
I didn't like TW101 at all.
>>169331993
we don't know for sure but judging by the size of the map, anywhere between 2 months and 5 years
I'm now shouting "HOLY SHIT" ironically in real life whenever I see something even mildly surprising or good happen.
What have you fucks done to me
>>169332050
I'm not
>>169331880
>>169331832
I know they've gotta be spread out across the world, and long but can't help feeling disappointed there's only 5 dungeons. I know there's over 100 shrines, but dungeons are special in zelda, i dunno man
Thanks though, i did wonder what the thing on death mountain was
>>169331929
WHERE ARE YOU NYCFAG?
>>169331919
He said he'd hop in around 8 or 9 NYC time, so... You better do other things man, oter than wait.
>>169332103
m8 I was taking about wonderful 101, unless holy shit is it really that good of a game?
>>169332105
HOLY SHIT
Fuck this thread
>>169332105
HOLY SHIT
I can't believe 4chan failed in leaking a game in 2017
What the fuck happened
stop hyping me for the game i'm only gonna be able to play next week, it hurts.
this is why i hate when cool videogames come out, companies should stop making videogames, only bad things happen:
people get spoiled, people who dont have the systems dont play them, people get hyped, people get sad, people get dissapointed, people die...
man i sure want to play botw
man I will miss this thread and this chaos when it finally leaks
I will definitely say HOLY SHIT for everything happening in-game
>>169332263
I can't believe shadow the hedgehog is fucking dead.
>>169332105
I've been saying it too
I don't know why it's so fucking funny to me
>>169331993
If you're talking about TW101, it's not that long. Maybe a bit longer than Bayonetta.
But if you want to enjoy it to the max, I recommend you think of your first playthrough as a tutorial. The game was built to be replayed (some secrets cannot be found the first time you play) and it really does get more fun the better you are at the game.
Check out Saur's (or Saurian, not sure if he changed the name) 101 breakdown videos once you inevitably get overwhelmed by the controls.
>>169332092
It's not everyone's cup of tea.
>>169332263
how do we leak a game for a console that isn't out yet? they aren't shipping wii u copies until next week
>>169332168
>>169332214
And it's around 6 pm there right now.
So, let's assume 3 hours.
3 hours until dissapointment LET'S GO!
The only way this game will be leaked is if we have a nintendo fan working at one of the distribution/holding centers
>>169332137
>majoras mask had less than that
>>169332263
WHAT HAPPENED TO US??
anyone else here planning on hot-gluing their zelda amiibo?
>>169332456
>Shipping games on release date
You've never been on retail, have you? Stores usually have it from 1 to 2 weeks earlier on their warehouse/backstore, especially if there was a lot of preorders.
How else do you think Spirit Tracks leaked 2 weeks prior? And Skyward Sword 1 week prior.
>>169332430
I love Super Sentai and I loved Viewtiful Joe. Would I have fun with this?
>>169332456
for the last fucking time you mongs leaks don't come from the copies shipped to store they come from
THE
FUCKING
REVIEWER
COPIES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>169332456
>a console that isn't out yet
Uhm...
How do i say this?
So... Anon...
In around 2012...
Nintendo made a new videogame called the "Wii U". I know the name's stupid but hey, it's real.
It had some good games.... Like, five of them.
AND nintendo is launching a new videogame.
Holy shit you're far behind!
>>169332612
>I love Super Sentai and I loved Viewtiful Joe. Would I have fun with this?
Sounds like a game you would enjoy. I also loved VJ. This is made by the same guy.
This game is one hell of a ride.
>>169332430
Okay anon, I'll check it out, better than being here reading holy shits, thanks
>>169332476
Or maybe even just a video game fan on 4chan
>>169332676
>a new videogame called the wii u
You tried
>>169332827
Glad to point someone in the direction of this game any fucking day.
If you have any questions (everyone does) feel free to askI'll probably be here ;_;
>>169332612
>You've never been on retail, have you? Stores usually have it from 1 to 2 weeks earlier on their warehouse/backstore, especially if there was a lot of preorders.
>How else do you think Spirit Tracks leaked 2 weeks prior? And Skyward Sword 1 week prior.
This.
I work at a Gamestop, we started getting Switches and games little over a week ago. I really want to be the hero, but I also really like not doing anything all day besides talking to nerds irl about vidya.
I've leaked games before, sold Pokemon X and Y early a few years back, but the managers are watching the new Nintendo stuff like fucking hawks.
>>169332634
no reviewer was given a wii u copy
they even ASKED for it and were told no
nintendo knows
they aren't gonna let you niggers get it
>>169332825
Holy shit, I have a 32GB USB that's been just sitting there while BotW releases because I dont know how big the DLC will be.
However, seeing this makes me want to watch it. I've been on a tokusatsu mood lately, but Post-OOO Kamen Rider has been rather dissapointing, minus Gaim, and ToQger just hurted me.
Would it fit on that USB and keep enough space for BotW?
>>169332634
Reviewers have the Switch version
sorry my friend didnt let me dump it
>>169333128
are you the real nyc bro?
>>169333128
Nice try, he didn't leave a trip
>>169333128
im stund realy
>>169333128
fake and gay, now get out
>>169333194
i just made one
>>169333007
My friend said walmart he works at is having a shipment of nintendo shit coming tonight. He always has to unload the trucks. I think he fucking with me though
>>169333243
show proof, then.
>>169333243
tbfh you don't have the same mannerisms in the way to type
also it wouldn't be 9 like when he said he'd be back, it's 7
>>169333194
sorry my friend didnt let me dump it
>>169333314
you are seeing the trip arent you
Guys I got it
>>169333041
NAZEMITERUNDESU
>>169333370
nice try faggot
>>169330551
>>169330606
>>169330748
>>169331425
So far so good! Major Viewtiful Joe vibes too
>>169331247
I know.. I've heard this game is good but haven't had the ability to try it until recently.
I'm actually havingfunguys
>>169333329
>>169333243
Stop being a petty troll.
I mean, you can be a troll, just don't be a shitty one.
>>169333329
sorry you're fake
>>169333370
sorry my friend didnt let me dump it
Guys I got herpes
guys my friend didn't let me dump it but he did take a dump in my mouth and i liked it
>>169333041
>posting second worst BOARD member
At least Garren's actor got a chance to be a good character when he played Libra in Fourze.
>Post-OOO is disappointing
Are you not liking Ex-Aid?
>>169333370
how does a trip you created TODAY confirm you're the guy from YESTERDAY? Are you that dense?
>>169333393
I don't know what to believe, but I somehow still believe!
Ayyy it is I, NYCBro
I have gotten the .tik which you all seek
oh lord
>>169333468
I mean in his defense, it's still yesterday for him.
I mean my defense, I don't know anymore. 7:13pm EST
>>169333427
There's literally no difference.
>>169333243
Hey leakerbro from the Zeltik discord
>>169333467
I haven't started Ex-Aid. I guess I'll start it this weekend. How is it?
I thought Wizard was boring, Fourze was just dumb,Drive left me a good impresion but didn't hook me up the way previous seasons did, especiall W.
Man, W was so good.
>>169333041
>Post-OOO Kamen Rider has been rather dissapointingi liked wizard, Koyomi a best
GOTIK 2017
>>169333603
Fake and GAY
>>169333546
Exactly.
That was a subtle way of saying "Go fuck yourself with a pineapple, a breadstick, and 12 ounces of flour"
If the treat its unusedfull, almost post videogame porn pics
2 days and u guys haven't got the key yet? I'm going to cry.
>>169333007
Just do the old trick where you unfold the shrink wrap, then tape it back after it is dumped. Or don't lose your job.
>>169333741
i almost got it tho
Shut up plebs, I'm about to discover my destiny. (^:
>>169333624
Ex-Aid starts off as goofy retard shit, but its pretty okay despite Ex-Aid's atrocious color scheme. Pink only worked on Decade because his other color was black not fucking neon green.
The other riders are also pretty great
>asshole master surgeon learns to love again
>edgefag sniper NEET
>kamen rider sideways
>Ex-Aid but black
The belt calls are also catch as all hell
>I'M A KAMEN RIDER
>>169333817
>Switch
2/10
>>169333817
HOLY SHIT none of us have seen that before
>>169333007
get another job, steal it, get fired for some dumb reason, dump it, give the copy to your new employer, run, go to mexico, live as Juan Macarron Sionel, the leader of a drug cartel and also known as El Papito, the master of a kung fu dojo.
Don't forget the smoke break, tho
>>169333762
What I mean is like, I went into the back to try and find a copy of Xenoblade (Wii) for a customer since the computer said we had one and it wasn't in the front.
My manager literally dead sprinted across the store to fucking supervise me rustling around in the back room for a Wii game just in case I might look in the general direction of the Switch cases.
>>169333885
I am your lord and saviour. Bow down to me.
Will post tik for tits. OC only.
leakerbro, stop shitposting, this is enough of a shithole anyway
>>169333817
Why'd you crop out the top of the image?
>>169333851
I guess I'll give it a try, Gaim began goofy as fuck too.
How was Drive in general? I only saw like 5 episodes.
>>169333953
>the leader of a drug cartel and also known as El Papito, the master of a kung fu dojo.
desu that sounds like an okay life
just 6 more days (:
patience , ihm honestly glad it didn't get leaked , we at least avoided the spoilers.
>>169333786
NYCbro, what's your plan? I'm in NYC too if you need backup
>>169334081
Sפ∀Ⅎ ƎYq ˙SʞɹOM ┴I ˙┴IHS Y˥OH
>>169334196
That's dumb logic if I've ever seen it. If the game leaked, we'd be playing it ourselves, and you can't protect yourself from spoilers more than actually playing the game yourself as all the shitstorm is going on.
You're much more likely to be spoiled by some retard who doesn't respect the embargo if you don't have the game.
>>169334271
find him, ask him where his friends lives, kidnap zelda, BE THE DORF
>>169334102
The Gaim comparison doesn't really work because Gaim started goofy and then got really fucking bad as they tried to intertwine a serious plot with fucking dance battles.
Everything after Helheim invades Earth is great, though, except Micchy getting off with no repercussions to betraying humanity and Aryan Kouta.
>How was Drive
Drive is based and only gets better as the series goes on.
Ghost was also good IMO in case you passed that one up, but its hit or miss.
>>169334271
It's not the real one. The real one never used a trip, and never reffered to himself as "NYCbro". He just said he's "in NY". For all we know, he might be in Queens or Long Island.
53d7a4e28880e284b220c68e597120cb9953ca9ec9b94f4d20e294b44920cb99e294b44948532059cba54f48
>>169333041
Of course it would.
>>169334102
>How was Drive in general
it have Medic, best roastoporko
>>169334420
>Queens
Is Spiderman going to leak BOTW? Would he?
I think Pete would be a bro like that, he'd understand our needs.
>>169334453
thanks for the JPN and the USA title keys!
>>169334374
I... I forgot Ghost was a thing. A friend told me it was basically "Kamen Rider Yu Yu Hakusho", how accurate is that?
I think I might unwrap my 32GB USB and get Wonderful 101 tonight...
>>169333412
I'm happy for you anon.
This game deserves to be enjoyed.
You can tell NYCbro wasn't an attention whore because he didn't have a trip code. He's not going to suddenly show up with a trip code, so the current guy is a fake
>>169334324
if it was leaked and others were playing it , what makes you think they would leak it for you instead of spoiling the dam ending or the bosses or whatever ? dumb ass.
>>169334708
stfu newfag, ur logic is shit
>>169334639
what NYC bro , i wanna catch up ?
LOL
I have the game.
>>169324319
Will Paya win the Link?
>>169334823
An anon from NYC says his friend has Wii U BotW. He asked how homebrew worked. Read the previous thread, he claims he's not interested in the game, he just wants to put a stop with this madness.
>>169334558
It definitely starts off that way before going off the rails a little bit.
It also has some of the best suit designs in the series so far IMO. Tutankhamen Spectre is fucking great.
>>169334897
No. But papa will
>>169334970
did he provide any proof that his friend got it , or you people were hyped for no fucking reason , again?
>>169334981
>Checking uTik JPN out of curiosity
>Kamen Rider Battride War 2
Why did no one said anything about this?
I played the Vita "Genesis" one.
>>169334812
are you for real using a name on 4chan ? i wonder who's the fag.
>>169335116
Nope, ppl just taking him at his word. It seemed a bit more legit than others but I'm 20/80 on them following through.
>>169332634
They can also come from distributors, like those guys who snatched switch units last week. But I have no idea how common that is compared to review copies being leaked.
guys he is playing all y'all. wake up dudes
i will get hyped when i see a freak'n Disk.
>>169335267
He's our only hope now. We have nothing to lose
>>169334896
HOLY SHIT
>>169332634
That's not the only place leaks come from
Stores, particularly in Europe, sell the game earlier than street date because they don't give a shit
>>169335210
Battride war 2 stops at Gaim though
>>169334527
Parker is a massive moralfag. He'd never do it.
>>169335365
I am in a discord server with him. He is fooling you guys.
>>169335469
Oh. I see. But is itfun?
Not as much as W101, I'd imagine though.
>>169335526
Post the link then
>>169335526
discord link and screencaps faggot.
>>169335561
well i haven't tried it but it's a musou like genesis so yeah, it's the "mindless" kind of fun, especially if you don't understand moon runes.
>>169335572
>>169335680
too lazy. just trust me dudes
>>169335526
Hey I'm NYCBro.
I just dumped the game, but it isn't that good so i'm not gonna leak it.
Play this amazing game called "Minecraft" instead!
>>169335776
I'm surprised W101 didn't pick up more in Japan, being Toku and all.
Then again, Metroid is marketed like a Tokusatsu in Japan as well, with henshin-ing Samus in the Super Metroid commercials and Japan couldn't care less.
I have this feeling the Nip version will leak on Monday
>They still think that I am real
Y-Yeah, sure.
>>169335791
I've run out of trust unfortunately.
Warehouse bro took the last drop of it.
i heard that the kokiri tunic was faked by a group on discord, (photoshopped from the dark link costume) so i wouldn't be shocked if some of these "potential leakers" are coming from there too.
>>169335994
But anon, there's no nip version. Amazon JP is selling the US Wii U version as an import.
>>169335941
Suddenly Other M makes a whole lot of sense.
>>169335791
Riiiiight. Yeah, I'm going to keep believing but I don't really care anymore if he doesn't deliver.
>>169336063
And Prime 3. The short "Henshin" sequence at the opening was because Nintendo insisted Retro to add it, but no one at retro seemed to understand what exactly they meant by "special effect"/tokusatsu.
>>169335941
>henshin-ing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>>169336246
Henshin Samus in those commercials is gureito da ze tho.
>>169335941
Most people haveS.H.I.T taste
>>169336504
OKAY MASTA!
https://mega.nz/#!BkYGHYiK!RoWFE026KpSdd2Fs-dA8eKXpUINJa5T_15aWa_vtvTA
>>169336656
kys
>>169336656
DEAD BEEF
>>169336656
>https://mega.nz/#!BkYGHYiK!RoWFE026KpSdd2Fs-dA8eKXpUINJa5T_15aWa_vtvTA
from the looks of this, it looks like the Skyward Sword tik via hex editor
>>169336656
OwO what's this?
>>169336567
hold up
is this what I think it is?captcha: ROAD KARS
>>169336656
UNHOLY FECES
>>169336656
HOLY SHOLYSHOELA
no one is gonna download your shit stupid niggas , just give us the damn tik if you have it, how dumb are ya ?
>>169327242
I'm in love
6c9282460dbea6b5da2cb353b511a97a
enjoy your useless US version ticket faggots
i really got shit on for it and no files made it out alive
this wasn't worth it hope ur all happy
>>169337039
have a good feeling about this one lads
>>169336856Captcha: DIOS AVENUE
>>169337039
shitholy
>>169327242
boy i hope this was captured from the wii u version because this looks like shit
>>169337039
kys
So are we still holding out hope for NYCBro, or is he just gonna fuck with us and upload the .tik to Wind Waker HD instead?
>>169337039
for fucks sake warehousebro you had one job it was to get the files but you couldnt even do that right.
>>169337039
HOLY SHIT
O O
L L
Y Y
S S
HOLY SHIT
I I
T T
>>169337039
>this might be actually real
>we have no files
I wanna fucking die]Post the fucking .tik then faggot.
>>169337039
If this actually ends up being the ticket, I will shit myself
>>169337278
being this autistic
>>169328040
What do you even do with a tik?
Doesn't a tik let you download from the eshop?
>>169337178
yeah apparently they started checking anything you take home and already knew what the wii u was for
I had to show them which copy I opened and clear out my locker and they confiscated pretty much everything but my phone
>>169337039
>Only the ticket, of all files.
I know you're japing us, but I'd love to hear "how you got caught".
>>169337039
how to tell if this is real if we don't have the damn encrypted files ?
>>169337039
This could be legit
>No files
FUCKKKKKKKKK
>>169337278
ofc its not faggot lmao
>>169337039
thanks for confirming you were full of shit in your other post too.
>>169337328
what the fuck
really?
did you seriously give up your entire fucking job for this?
>>169337328
steal a copy and end it all you have nothing to lose go for it.
>>169337362
Here's a clue: it isn't real
>>169337328
Shit, dude. I feel really bad for you. At least you tried.
...Right?
>>169337328
I thought the previous post might have been legit but this right here confirms it's bs.
>>169337039
calm the fuck down guys, this aint NYCBO.
WHERE IS THE ISO AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>169337369
>this could be legit
so could fa37c75fd0de03d2a297371477066c7c but youll never know :)
>>169337328
>already knew what the wii u was for
I'm surprised they even knew what the Wii U was
Warehouse bro, this is your Seth Rogen. I am here for you.
Some guy from GAME in England got a copy and is leaking it soon!!
Can someone explain how tickets work?
If we have the dumb of the game then how do we not have the ticket file too?
February 24th, 2016: The day /zlg/ made WarehouseBro lose his job.
>>169337579
no im not
Link it.
>>169337579
NOTHING MATTERS WITHOUT PROOF
WarehouseBro title keys in tik format.
https://mega.nz/#!etthzCCI!p-GD6jZu8klA1HnjL491Zamcfa9oaCgmNZemffecwIg
Though you can't do anything with it.
>>169337532
>youll never know
Wrong.
We will know the keys at most 1 week from now. Less than 1 week actually.
>>169337627
I mean, hes fakeposting it's not that hard to see
>>169337579
HOLY SHIT
>>169337401
>>169337550
specific nintendo instructions fml
honestly i could have just stolen a copy and thrown it in the trash and recovered it later but i guess they'd have me on camera anyway
im just lucky they're unethical assholes too lol, i actually get severance
>>169337696
you're the one who is wrong bucko, i'm killing everyone in this thread
I'm NYCfag, I was also a couple of other non-trip "leakers" a few hours ago. Please stop believing people without proof, you're only hurting yourselves
>>169329864
I'll do this to try to make up for my actions probably going to one anyway.
Hold up folks, I'm heading to work in 5 for the night shift, I can ask my line manager if I can score an early copy and if I do, will come back and ask for instructions on how to dump and shit.
UK, so it'll be the EUR copy.
see you in 8 or so hours
like did you seriously give up your job to make a bunch of autists on an anonymous image board happy?
>>169336656
i dont think this means anything, but this worked to decrypt it from NUSGrabber
>>169337676
>signature conveniently missing
Yeah no
>>169337776
are you also warehouse bro? if so, prove it
>>169337740
you got severance on the same day they let you go. just stop.
>>169337776
end ur life
>>169329864
i'm in nz so i can get it two hours earlier
>>169337740
should have smuggled the sd card out in your ass.
>>169337776
Why are you such a shitty attentionwhore?
Nobody cares about you. Stop.
>>169337847
"get" nigger
they dont want to report it
>>169337782
yeah no, we aren't falling for this for the 5TH TIME?
right?
>>169337740
like, did they specifically bring up checking people if they were to grab the wii u copies or something?
>>169337776
this is why australia is a country of subhumans and should be removed as soon as possible
>>169337776
No one is believing anything. It is more about plottwist.
And the Warehouse guy is lying, how come he have those numbers and yet doesnt have his SD card. It is dumb to believe him.
>>169337880
confirmed best way to hide contraband from the japs
>>169337776
you shouldnt have stopped, im having fun watching these autistic gullible retards get controlled like marionettes by even the most low effort attempts
>>169337915
fake and gay
>I'm still at work, but I had plenty of time to get all the game files with the the ticket, just gonna go about the rest of my shift normally so I don't draw any attention
dumps both to sd
>yeah apparently they started checking anything you take home and already knew what the wii u was for
I had to show them which copy I opened and clear out my locker and they confiscated pretty much everything but my phone
sd gets taken but still has the tik? if he took the sd he'd also have the game dumped to it. full of shit, another aus_w
>>169337328
Lol, if this story's true you could've kept the wii u in your locker, taken the sd card out and hid it somewhere on you.
Maybe he memorised the tik? We have to believe
*sigh* why am I watching this train wreck, I did the same for Pokemon and played a few hours and still not got back to it and at least that had more credibility leading up to it.
Sure I'll do the same with Zelda, play it for an hour or two and stop... yet I can't stop watching this all go down O.o
The real hero will come in, drop the real titlekey/dump and that will be that, need to stop believing in all this lead up of "I'll be at work in X hours" and "Having something for you in X hours" etc.
>>169337782
why do game stores have night shifts?
also
1) 6am isnt a night shift
2) youre going in for a 3 hour shift? whats the point
LEAKERS DO NOT EXIST IN THE LEGIT FORM
>>169338125
ofc it's not true, how are any of you believing it? This Warehouse faggot doesn't even know how severance works.
I'm pretty sure i saw a CDN download of the game around here, and i'm not sure if it was the eur version.
Someone care to try?
>>169338187
Funny you mention Sun/Moon because the guy who ultimately leaked it did a huge buildup and trolling campaign leading up to it.
Doesn't really help your case.
>>169338187
I don't even own a Wii U, and yet I'm also interested in seeing all of this shit go down. This is getting intense.
>>169338259
That's not how Moon leaked at all
>>169338254
It's worthless without the ticket/key
You're all so dumb lol. You really think someone will risk his ass so you can play an overrated game before everyone else?
Go play Dark Souls that's a game for men not pussy ass Zelda for retarded people like you
>>169338201
I work at a supermarket, not a games store.
it's from 1:30 to 9:30am UK time
get a watch son
>>169338007
thing is, those who believe them are the literal cuckolds from reddit that come in here thinking that if they keep stroking everyone's dick they'll eventually get what they want, because it works on reddit and twitter and all those places where e-peen addicted "hackers" usually thrive.
>>169338361
>>169337676
Yeah, sure is.
It could be fake, but we don't know if we don't try.
>>169338398
Is it true that playing as a mage breaks the game? Because I always play as mage when it's available.
>>169338410
why do grocery stores have wii U games
>>169338452
Reddit is better than 4chan tho XD
>>169338305
whats intense, it was exciting for a little bit after the european files leaked but its just been a flatline since then
>>169338410
we've been gipped one too many times everyone is calling collective bullshit on you unless you can give some form of proof.
>>169338492
HOLY SHIT
>>169338492
>adf.ly slash 1kRGjK
HOLY SHIT
>>169338465
I tried, it doesn't work on the EUR version, or it doesn't work at all.
>>169338492
AYYYYYYYYY lmao nice try buddy.
>>169338234
Yeah, the story stinks to high hell, i'm just suggesting this in a hypothetical scenario.
1st of all if you're planning on leaking the tik, you wouldn't tell anyone, not even 4chan, you neve know who reads the thread your employer could be reading this and take precautions.
2nd Say they really did start searching everyone's belongings without warning, he could have left the wii u in his locker and taken the SD card and dumped the tik when he got home.
>>169338492
you are so gay
>>169338492
Reminder to report this fag, trying to profit off 4chan is against the rules.
>>169338603
he said it was USA tik so it wouldn't work on EU version you sperg. But either way, it's 100% fake.
>>169338492
infinite loop adfly. report
>>169338510
most big chains have some games in them, asda and tescos for example
>>169338603
>1kRGjK
but it's obviously not gonna work on an eur copy if it's the us tik
wtf anon
>>169338492
I know that's fake but here mega.nz/#!RRVllYpY!cgETHV4KMY75sXz2ZAvoderwv5oRWnJ7ISBd_7xk6dQ
And yeah, i have an adlinks bypasser, fuck you
>>169338798
yes actually
>>169338763
Someone check 'er.
>>169338762
>>169338691
I know, but I wanted to believe.
>>169338492
enjoy your ban, famalam.
>>169338798
if you were looking to actually make money, you dumb nigger, if it was a legit key, theres hundreds of desperate fags that would pay upwards of 100 bucks just to play it early. nice try trying to get 50 cents off 4chan though you fucking neet
>>169338798
Enjoy your ban, asshole
>>169338914
Someone confirm so I can either suck his dick or call him names
Someone check it before reporting and banning him.
THEN, report and ban him either way.
<3
>>169338763
>>169338798
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOLY SHIT
>>169338914
I downloaded it but i dunno how to check if its real cause im retarded
>>169338798
Getting paid for a leak makes it an actual crime you dumb motherfucker.
Except not really because yours isn't legit.
>>169338914
It's not real
>79 B5 60 CB 79 C2 E9 31 7E 98 2A 5F 3E 51 A5 73
This was posted days ago as a code that crashes cdecrypt. It doesn't mean anything
BASED mods doing their job, bless y'all.
>[Deleted]
there we fucking go
ban already happened, LUL
>>169338914
>>169338893
>>169338763
No decrypt happened, fake as fuck m8.Or I did it wrong
79 B5 60 CB 79 C2 E9 31 7E 98 2A 5F 3E 51 A5 73
>>169338914
If you're legit, thanks in advance before the shitstorm
Good job mods
>mods do something useful for once
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, I guess.
>>169339082
Appreciate you checking. I guess we're still waiting.
>>169339141
filtered
>>169339141
>everybody who wants you banned rn
>>169338914
i wasnt actually replying to you, sorry.
However, i still think we might have a us mega link somewhere, i remember seeing something about it on the "first day" of the leak, back in /hbg/
we have a very possible title key here.
>>169339141
HOLY SHIT
>>169337676
>https://mega.nz/#!etthzCCI!p-GD6jZu8klA1HnjL491Zamcfa9oaCgmNZemffecwIg
FSTInfo Entries 766199960
It's fake, obviously.
Praise Papa 4chan Mod, maybe tik was leaked? Maybe mods aborted it? We will never know.
>>169339209
You realize CDN doesn't mean canadian right?
>>169339141
Well, you should probably still kill yourself.
>>169339209
Also, he claims that he stole it from a UK retailer, so it would've been an EU key.
>this thread right now
>>169339248
that's because you're (supposedly) trying an us title key on an eur game, cuntbrain.
>>169339269
I know, but it CAN be american, is what i'm saying.
See, we could be playing the game if we actually tried shit instead of bitching against each other for each little thing, anons!
>>169339262
Mods really don't fucking care if some sperg language key appears.
But if an anon tries to take money from hiroshima, o boi
Thread got lit af
I just took a break
what the fuck just happened?
>>169337740
Nintendo instructs them to "confiscate" your personal property Including your backpack? I don't think they're allowed to do that regardless..
>>169339508
This shit LIT nigga.
>>169339413
>I know, but it CAN be american, is what i'm saying.
It's not. I downloaded it. It was the EUR version, they said CDN to mean it was the NUS files (as opposed to disc-ripped files)
The only files that have been on NUS servers are the EUR files, so there's no way any others would be floating around unless someone ripped them directly from the disc. And if they did that, they *probably* would have ripped the ticket too.
>>169339262
Nah, people got to the key and tried it. It was bullshit after 30ish adfly redirects.
>>169339508
The same thing that's been happening for days.
>>169339508
no tik
that's all you need to know
>>169339508
anon tried to make money off of other anons
4chan is now owned by hiro
nature did its job
>>169339413
You are a dumb fuck. His title tik has junk bytes in it, that legit tiks don't have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnwSc9LPG54
Accurate depiction of thread.
>>169339458
can't piss off hirojewki man
>>169339508
some hobo tried to make pennies faking a key, got insta banned.
>>169339581
Are you saying people will pay for the tik? Is it time to hold the tik hostage?
Thing I don't get is why there aren't any store managers from regular retail stores leaking the game.
Surely there has to be a couple managers would be willing to leak it. Wouldn't it basically be impossible for them to get caught?
>>169339703
i am saying that ad fly is the dumbest thing you can even try posting on 4chan
These threads stopped being hype and funposting when the fucking tripfags started appearing.
>>169339721
2 words:
Nintendo
Ninjas
I have your title key in picture format right here so you can type it out.
>>169339796
What if the proof is in the spoiler?
>believing ANYONE who doesn't have proof eg. A picture of the fucking disc
This general is bad and you should feel bad
>>169339721
i just dont think the game has made it to very many retailers right now, and for those that it is in most people dont wanna risk losing their job or getting sued by nintendo
>>169339721
Everyone is watching each other.
Some of us want to do it to further the cause and win glory for ourselves, but others want a fucking promotion or pay raise by snitching.
>>169339796
Go back to neofag!
If any of these leakers who had a copy at their work were legit, they would have just snapped a picture of the WiiU copies with their phone or something
It takes literally 1 second to do, that's how you know they are just making it all up
>>169339914
>>169339914
The nice part about the money making part is that it's a bannable offense. Sooooooo, bing bong bannu
Mods are on point tonight desu
Has anyone seen recent gameplay?
There is a JUMP button. Like, you don't need any Roc items... you can just jump
>>169340247
it's fun
it's not up on RFI nor Updog
Well... the night is ending.
No news from the NYC fag... I guess... that's it then, my fellow friends?
Got the game on a local store, here's a pic to prove it.
Will be dumping in 15 minutes, i'm famished, had to punch someone in the face to get it.
>>169340305
What's Updog?
>>169340281
That was like, in one of the first Nintendo videos already.
>>169340353
HOLY SHIT
>>169340353
HOSY LHIT
>>169340353
You are our fucking hero anon
>>169340353
I chuckled at this
>>169340338
He said "around 8 - 9 pm"
It's 8:40 pm.
give him some time, man.
i've learnt to consider "if someone tells you they're gonna come back at 9 pm, they're coming back 9:20 pm"
>>169340353
stock picture right there folks
>>169340353
HOLY TRIFORCE
>>169340518
the only stock pictures we have gotten were of the switch copy
that CLEARLY says wii u
dolt
We need to clean this thread
Hola guys, do you think someone from Nintendo is watching this thread? there is no specific reason why i'm asking ..(but it could be because i have a little surprise).
>>169340872
nah, it's all safe here
>>169340872
Naaah, there's so much threads here in 4chan
>>169340872
Huddle behind your vpn of choice and you'll be fine. Not much Nintendo can do legally to anyone regardless.
>>169340872
My Dad is taking a nap, you're safe.
>>169340872
Aonuma himself is watching this thread
I guess we need a FRESH BREATH.
Everyone is going WILD.
>>169340872
Hello Col! Satoru iwata am. can confirm i am doing watch of this thread. Gomenasai!
>>169340872
We are ALWAYS watching.
>>169340872
Maybe, if they are then they are laughing.
>>169341027
Good fake Engrish desu
>>169340872
nah my uncle is not here
>>169340317
>ok
Hasnt been seen in a Zelda since 87 and thats all you got?
This is fucking game changing
>>169340872
fuck off we know you have nothing just neck yourself
>>169341027
:O are you a ghost?
>>169341183
You could jump in Skyward Sword tho
>>169341042
>A-Mech
>mfw he's back
So there is no way to edit or remove a post from 4chan ?
>>169340995
Any easy tutorial to follow ? ust in case i got something which i may or may not have)
Its time to accept the reality that no one in the world has a Wii U copy yet.
>>169341198
Very rude desu!
>>169322982
THE NIGHTMARE SWIRLS AND CHURNS UNENDING
>>169341227
no?
>>169341227
I'm playing SS right now. It doesn't have a jump button. Only autojump.
Leaked design documents for new Joy Cons
>>169341273
>acquires tik
>doesn't know how to setup vpn
ok sure
>>169341349
ebin
>>169322162
why is this so boner inducing
>>169341342
>>169341346
Press Z > Forward + A you fucking morons.
>>169341273
You're good unless you break federal law, dude. And this isn't breaking shit. Just say you brute forced it.
>>169341375
I don't think he ever claimed to have tik
>>169341460
Are you pretending to be retarded...?
>>169341273
>anon teasing us with a tik can't use google
Ausfag has killed all my hopes and dreams.
>>169341479
Never do that. Don't cop to shit. Shaggy defense forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
>>169341273
Look down there.
Use Hoxx vpn or some shit for 3 seconds post it and then go away my dude.
Not like nintendo or anybody would get you, just look at pokemon leaker.
Progress So Far?
Has Any Retailers Received Supply Of BOTW WIi U?
>>169341705
Nope
>>169341581
M8 fuck off, I'm saying theres a jump b- combination, it doesn't matter, Link can jump on player input on skyward sword, if its useful or not doesn't matter, he can jump.
Infact it was somewhat useful for speedrunning techniques.
Ehh Maui Gawddddd
So basically I might as well find and leak the game myself -_-
>>169340353
Playing right now, gonna dump soon, just want to see what the hype is about.
Also showing the family, y'know.
Gotta look cool
>>169341705
WarehouseBro got killed by Nintendo ninjas (Probably fake though), NYCBro was a fake, nothing else has happened.
>>169341375
I never said i have a "tik" but i know that's easy to dump following a link with an SD card inserted , that being said , i do not know how to hide my ip or avoid being traced , i decided to ever leak that thing (i may or may not have).
>>169341797
>>169341815
Blink twice if you have the tik
>>169341771
But there isn't. I can't even find what your referencing. In fact googling "jump skyward sword" brings up the Zelda Wiki article about auto jump.
>>169341815
https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en
>>169341815
get the game, shove it in wii u, shove sd card, open site, take sd out, give us the .tik
>>169341830
sorry i promise i wont do it again.
(i will do it agian, is jape)
>>169341797
Wow man I'm so jelly, any framerate problems?
>>169341815
Use a tripcode, google 4chan faq.
And the easiest way is to just use TOR browser, put the link of this thread and go nuts.
you know whats funny about skyward sword? when you stop to think about it, it's exactly like older top-down zelda games
>>169341797
Shit bro these switch graphics are something else
>>169341460
That's not a jump though, it's a dodge.
>>169341815
If you post it on a cell phone via cellular data you'll be good. Those IP change all the time. I tried to post on 4chan from my phone the other day and it said I was banned because I inherited a motherfucker's IP.
>>169341895
He's probably talking about the z targeted jump attack where link leaps forward.
Just make a chat room on here: http://www.disposablechat.com/ and post the tik on it
>>169341805
how did he get caught?
>>169341815
You're memeing like everyone else but I guess there are people who can't google tor browser so this reply is for them.
>>169322162
i want to smash his boi pucci
>>169341956
ye is good
>>169341929
12 fps when horse on screen
other than that, good
idk why i forgot how to english, but is hapen
>>169341983
>doding forward when you're locked on to an enemy
>>169341983
So when you do a jump attack you're actually doing a dodging forward attack? I found very stupid anons today.
>>169342080
))))))))))))))))))))))))me2))))))))))))))))))))))))
The real tik was in your heart all along
>>169342078
It's going to leak before release date for sure. The only reason it hasn't yet is because no one has the game. Shipments probably begin on Monday.
>>169341815
Also, public wifi hotspots that don't require someone who was intent on posting information to log in. Or if the password is posted for people to use.
Or of any of someone's Neighbors potentially open Wi-Fi networks.
>>169342130
This mechanic is completely useless as a jump in the game. It's only useful as a dodge.
>>169342120
Its the old MonHun strategy of "that attack can't hurt me if I hit it first!".
>>169342093
69 70 6f 6f 70 73 6f 6d 65 74 69 6d 65 73 31 32
yep, this is the end of my shitposting streak, sorry about that.
i am ashamed
>>169342150
It fits, but no.
so what happened with the guy who supposedly was gonna make a heist and dump the game in the bathroom?
>>169342213
We keep telling you, the game has already shipped.
I just fucking unloaded several palettes of BOTW this afternoon at work.
>>169342362
he made up the whole story then posted a fake tik. proved by his future comments.
>>169342268
Maybe, but he can jump.
[spoilers]Useful for some speedrunning techniques[/spoilers]
>>169342362
fake
>>169342362
got caught and lost job and wii u
((supposedly))
wii fell in toilet
>>169342386
>somehow knew exactly what game it was
>multiple palletes full of copies of Breath of the Wild
yeah no
>>169342386
Then why have there been literally no pictures of copies of the game? It isn't exactly hard to snap a pic and not get caught.
>>169342078
Whats the easiest way to make a picture like this, photoshop or a quick rom hack + screen shot?
>>169342362
miyamoto himself set his house on fire and ate the tik
This thread tickles me. Thanks anons
>>169342494
In his defense, even though he's likely a faker faggot, when I bought SuMo, it was in a very clearly marked cardboard box with a white label on it that said POKEMON SUN/MOON with the release date.
>tfw to smart for tik
>>169342513
If you already know your way around rom hacking then that is faster for sure.
>>169342578
was there a pallet sized box though?
>>169342494
>somehow knew what game it was
Its on the fucking shipping label you goddamn idiot. We don't just open up cases shouting "hurr durr which one has the game coming out today?".
>>169342497
>>169342386
Exactly, I've seen pictures and pictures of shipment workers with the Switch box and even BotW for it, but no Wii U versions. Where are these pictures? I'll believe when I see it
WE'RE IN BOYS
>>169323589
Bresh Prince of Frel-Air
where da tik
>>169342658
i love these
So i guess Col is gone?
WHOM'ST'VE'D THE FUCK HAS THE TIK
NYC-chan is late for our date!
That b-baka!!
>>169342624
>was there a pallet sized box
There's a bunch of smaller boxes stacked together on the pallet wrapped in cellophane or something to keep them from falling off in transit.
Each of those smaller boxes has a label that says the name of the game and when we can sell them.
Serious question:
why would a tik file help us? Nintendo wont make the game avaible for download until the 3rd anyway
>>169342658
>98dbe57394ba4155a7d0029410e93269
HOLY SHIT
>>169342658
98 DB E5 57 39 4B A4 15 5A 7D 00 29 41 0E 93 26 90
Too long my senpai
>>169342658
HOLY SHIT
>>169342658
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Nope but thanks for these, all very good
>>169342802
you got two 5s in the beginning
>>169342802
>>169342901
Yeah, its fake, and yes, I mcfucked up.
>>169342782
>>169322162
>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
>>169342658
i really do hope the actual leak is in a webm like this, that'd be so great
>>169342658
SANCTA MARIA!
>>169324587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSswEzWJdWo
>>169342782
I'll make it so you can understand
EUR version already downloaded
+
.tik key file to actually make it able to install on the Wii U
=
we playing the game before release date
CHECK THIRDWORLDS!
>>169342782
The game is already downloaded, the TIK is needed to decrypt it.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCKNn9qTwMc
>>169342947
8c4dc3a7e4aa2e5f70907a34542a56ac
Hola again guys , I probably managed to get a title.tik file of a certain game, how could one extract the code that should not be leaked or shared from it because it is illegal.
We need a IRC.
>>169343085
we live in capitalist
4chan not capitalist
illegal is fine
>>169343012
Nope, in my third world is not yet
>>169342658
>HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT my sides
>>169343059
>8c4dc3a7e4aa2e5f70907a34542a56ac
Nope :/
>>169342901
>>169343046
>>169343009
I don't understand
If you have the ability to rip the game off the disc why cant you rip the ticket too?
Surely the ticket is on disc, otherwise it would be unplayable without an online update yeah?
Share the tik file, not just the code
>>169343085
What game is the TIK for?
>>169342658
BETSY TO HEAVEN!
>>169343085
you're shitposting but for real leakbro, use a hex editor or just upload the fucking title.tik
>>169343192
It was ripped from nus, someone made it available accidentaly, then nintendo pulled it back.
we downloaded it fast enough, tho
>>169343192
No one ripped anything, Nintendo put the game up for download in their servers and everyone and their mom grabbed it. It's useless without the key to actually play the game, and these are easy to get if you have the disc.
>>169343085
Just post the entire file
Also didn't we tell you to use a trip?
>>169343085
visit that webpage from your wii u
someone link it
>>169343085
if one had used tik2sd, then one should put the sd on their computer and get the tik file from it. They could upload it on filedropper through the tor browser to leave no trace.
>>169343085
Hi Col! Sorry everyone here is an asshole. I work tomorrow and would really appreciate if you could get the key out there for us. Thanks!
>>169343085
Just put the whole file out to us, I'm sure you'll be fine. As they say, YOLO!
Hola
>>169343237
Uploading is risky , if i was to leak something , i would rather just paste the code everyone keeps asking for.
- Get hex editor , then what should i look for ?
>>169343192
nigga thats we are trying but we have no disc
>this thread right now
>>169343395
are we saying in the event that someone hypothetically used tik2sd?
>>169343395
hit ctrl + a. ctrl + c, then paste it somewhere
I'm confused whats going on?
>>169343047
This is the thread theme because I'm about to raid Nintendo's HQ to get the .tik and I'll be playing this the entire time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
>>169343395
Look for the title key
>>169343528
we might be in
>>169343395
This, what its highlited.
If you don't have a hex editor, search hxd. also they can't trace your tiks.
>>169343528
World War V
>>169343395
Use HxD, found here:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjU-JeTmKrSAhVGwmMKHQlMBhsQFggcMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmh-nexus.de%2Fen%2Fhxd%2F&usg=AFQjCNH71K-CCKr7wpQsNkdLvgGkctviMg&sig2=j_UmWXMDbCjNjK05pKtvlg
Open the title.tik with it. The key will be located in the same exact place that I've highlighted in this image.
>>169343395
Honestly TOR might be a viable solution, but if you want listen to other people before you do this route.
>>169343085
Open it in a hex editor and take a screen shot
>>169343395
http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
just dump the tik, it's easier.
but if you really want to code, it's this part:
yall niggers are still falling for this shit ;_;
wait is this real?
>it's another I have the game exzcksde le ruse
>all these b8'd ppl
omg
>>169343668
yes
call up gbatemp and reddit
>>169343528
>>169343593
>>169343528
shh, let us big boys handle it
>>169343653
Still doesn't matter, we lose literally nothing anon, also if some guy comes and actually has the game and wants to leak we can just lead him to how to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VSJT72V8WM
Stream for testing .tik files if they come.
>>169343686
>>169343691
WE'RE DESPERATE
This might lead to something, never give up hope.
can you show us a picture of the game at least
>>169343395
Getting our hopes crushed again and again is cracking me up. I hope someone answers Col tho, I'm curious.
>>169343743
no we don't lose anything but i just hate giving these fucking faggots any gratification for their low effort, low energy bait attempts
>>169342658
LMAO
>>169343691
I'd rather be b8ted than miss a chance to play a week early by ignoring people who might help
>>169343686
>>169343691
Desparate
DESPSAHYS
I fucking don't get it , you people are so damn easy to troll , its painful to watch ehh.
Stop, just stop.
>they're actually buying this
Yet I still have hope
>>169343874
hola
>>169343874
gee, what a surpise
>>169343874
our plan is to be so trollable, that trolling us doesn't even get funny, and that way NO ONE will troll us!
i say it's genius
>>169343874
RIP
Hey guys did you know I frequently jerk off to my mother sleeping at night
>>169343798
I don't mind that, if you get fulfilled by some obscure unnamed people on one of the shittiest places of the internet their life is just simply not better than mine.
Thought we should look for tripfags more.
>>169343874
Ignore him, he's a fake.
elin
>>169343960
Sounds kinky
>>169343874
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
>>169343960
And shit like this is why you should get a tripcode if you're going namefagging.
>>169343874
This is how it all ends, lol
Seriously though, you are a fag.
Uh am I being retarded or what?
Its only a 128bit key right? I have a 64 bit CPU, so I could be able to get it in 2 tries right? Explain why I'm wrong
>>169343874
>>169343960
>>169343971
see, THIS is why getting a trip is important
>>169343971
I swear , they're still gonna fall for it.
>>169343971
That's a fake too.
And this, kids, is why you should have trips.
>>169343960
If you're going to keep acting like this I'm leaving, I could be playing right now.
>>169343874
We have literally nothing to lose. We're going to try and help anyone who comes in the thread saying they've got a way to do it.
It's ok if you get a kick out of mocking everyone here, remember you're literally on the shittiest place on the planet and no one gives a fuck what anyone else thinks of us.
We are anonymous and we forgive a lot and sometimes forget some things too I guess
>>169344093
>>169343971
>>169343960
>not using space before and after comas
cmon man
>>169343874
looked more legit, step it up faggots.
>>169344064
You need blast processing to get two tries in a row like that.
Col pls give tik I just want to play breath of the wild with my little bro before he dies.
Game an console are out in Peru
>>169343971
If you are real just post the code, don't let others get to you. If you aren't... Well, we will see.
>>169344184
same ;__;
>>169344093
If this is trolling, you could have a better exit.
If you're not trolling, wtf are you waiting for?
You're obviously gonna be made fun of until you actually do something.
alright real Col, show a picture of the game please
Holy shit if you're going to attempt to ruse us at least use a tripcode cunt
HOW TO KNOW WHEN THE .TIK WILL LEAK
>go to google.com
>enter in the bar "zelda release date"
>press enter
you can all go to bed now
>>169344184
Wow, that is really unfortunate :(
>>169344184
maybe you should be doing something with him instead of reading posts from 12 yr olds
>>169344289
comes up with 1987, so it's already leaked?
Hola guys , I managed to install hex editor; looked at the line that person told me , copied it ,now , where do i paste it , what is pastebin ? is it safe ,everyone keeps suggesting it, i figured a way to avoid using a VPN , i can just use a public wifi from anywhere outside to paste that Code i may or may not have.
P.S it why is it messy in here ?
What happened to NYBro?
remember nycfag?
he just went away and never came back, so he had absolutely no payback on his trolling/dumping.
if you do the same, Col...
it will just lose all of the fun.
>>169344218
This game is too good for the likes of you sneaky snakes.
>>169344342
http://pastebin.com/
>>169344342
http://pastebin.com/
Paste it in the box and click the create new paste button. Then share the link.
>>169344342
look, show us a picture please
>>169344342
just paste bin it its just an online .txt basiclly
>>169344342
Pastebin is a safe way. Alternatively put it in a google doc or something and link it
>>169344342
http://pastebin.com/index.php
hard to find
>>169344342
Paste it here, its just bytes of code man, they can't trace you for shit.
.... http://txti.es/
>>169344342
http://pastebin.com/
https://u.nya.is/
>>169344342
Col, just paste the line into 4chan, that's all that is needed ATM.
>>169344342
Pastebin is basically a online notepad, just paste it, press create new paste and share the link
>>169344342
pastebin is fine, you can set it to automatically delete itself after an hour
>>169344424
This is a pastebin ? what does it do and why cant i click the buttons ?
>>169344342
Lol, who are you
how are you retards falling for this still
Reminder to not get exited in case it's a ruse
Unless we know it works, assume every key is fake.
>>169344184
I honestly wish I wasn't kidding
but botw will be the last game I'll be able to play, since I was a child I've had severe acid drip in my esophagus, so I've been prescribed prilosec for a long stretch of time.
The wheels of fate got me and as many reports have been made in the issue, I was an unlucky few that ended up getting cancer because of this.
I don't want to fight it as although I may be able to live longer I don't want to be tied down and have my parents and family suffer for longer than needed.
So these threads are actually quite entertaining and I still hold out the hope to play it early. Either way I won't have enough time to beat it, but it'll be a nice trip going through the series that brought me much joy as a child.
Believe me or not, you could research the stories and the law suits going on right now.
I hope everyone has fun with the games they play, don't let people ruin your fun
Thanks for the laugh anons
OK guys figured it out, going to delete this post in 30 seconds, get it while you can: http://pastebin.com/j2H8tZnH
Looks like I'll have to step in again...
It's probably the ausfag again
>>169344657
HOLY SHIT
-.-
ask him for a picture first
>>169344657
HOLY SHIT
>>169344657
Fuck you
>>169344634
How long do you have?5 hours?
>>169344545
Just paste it in the box, scroll down and create the paste. Share the
>>169344657
fuck i thought I entered Col in the namefield shit
>>169344701
My current theory is that they're seven or eight years behind every other culture on the planet, so 'Trolling' just got there.
>>169344767
about 2 weeks or so
>>169344634
Horses will be named in your honor, anon.
>>169344657
that wasnt me , who is that
may or may not be driving to mcdonalds
>>169344634
sorry to hear :( have fun with the game though :)
>>169344795
nice try faggot
>>169344657
I'm not even mad at this
It just makes me laugh at this point
>>169344657
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>>169344634
>>169344836
Name my horse Anon
>>169344520
let's say i'm going to a use public wifi (Even though its 4 am where i live ), use my phone to paste it there in pastebin, and lets say what 'im going to paste may or may not be illegal , what i'm asking is , if somehow folks at Nintendo decided to sue me , is pastebin tracable ? i'm being honest here , because i know what i may or may not do is risky.
>>169344796
You can thank the game journos for the arcticles about the """"leak"""""
Still it's usually like this when there's a leak or break-through in /hbg/, this is just a tad worse.
>>169344836
>>169344846
thanks anons
>>169344843
Safest place to do it imo. Can't trace it back to you
>>169344853
Blessed Feces.
>>169344843
will you get a shamrock shake
>>169344853
what this is not me what ? who is this ? i do not know what these are this is not me
>>169344913
It isn't
>>169344913
ok do you have the goddamn game or not? Because this is taking way longer than it should otherwise?
>>169344913
If you just did this over a VPN it wouldn't be traceable. If you go to mcdonalds and paste it they are not going to trace it back to you.
>>169344913
download TOR and put it in pastebin there if youre so paranoid even though we both know youre lying and you can NOT fool me
>>169344913
>>169344843
No, its not traceble, also its a tik everybody in the world could have, so don't worry about it.
>>169344913
It's not traceable. The pastebin isn't what's going to be shared. It's going to be a tik file that everyone passes around. There's nothing to fear, anon. Nintendo isn't in good with the feds.
>>169344913
It's not. Nintendo isn't going to trace you.
We'd be getting the .tik from someone anyways when the game comes out legit
Nintendo will have no idea
>>169344913
1st, you won't be sued for pasting a series of numbers and letters
2nd, pastebin is anonymous, and so is 4chan, there is no way to track you
Hey people calm down. If this is legit, don't act like this. Be patient.
hi, guys. before you read this I'd like you to know that I'm autistic. this key that I might or might not have from thin air might be on my computer right now but I don't have the mental capacity to post it on pastebin. this might take 5 more hours.
>>169344910
unsarcasticly Bubbles
that was my most recent pup's name
always thought it was adorable!
>>169344982
srsly
>>169344913
pastebin is safe, far more illegal shit than a string of 16 characters has been posted up on there with no repercussions
>>169344913
If you don't live in major cities (aka if there isn't a mcdonalds every 3 blocks or a nintendo in you country) you're safe.
If not, use TOR or a VPN before posting.
I don't think pastebin is trackable, but you never know.
>>169344913
Not really. Once something is posted in Pastebin, it disappears into the void forever, especially if you unlist the post itself.
>>169344921
We didn't get dedicated /vg/ threads for shit like SuMo, though. This almost seems bigger, but it's hard to gauge something like that. Plus, the leakers at the time didn't leave much to the trolls to work with, since they actually leaked it like 2+ weeks in advance.
as much as I would like to be proven wrong, he has nothing
>>169344913
lol shut the fuck up fag, stop trying to impersonate me.
anyway guys, don't worry , i'm ripping a certain game on my wii u as we speak
>>169344913
If you are using public wifi at a mcdonalds there is literally no risk. They wouldn't go through the trouble of getting the location of the mickie d's based on the ip and then interrogating everyone at the location. just won't happen. If you want to use that plan it is perfectly viable.
>>169345058
ok another fake FUCK YOU
>>169345058
>not using space before and after commas
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A FAGGOT DO IT RIGHT
Think about it this way: we have both the dumps AND titlekeys for hundreds of Wii U and 3DS games, some of which (Sun and Moon) were done early as well. No one has ever gotten caught or sued or reprimanded in any way for it.
>>169344913
The Nintendo ninjas can't get you Col, you're fine. Don't let the shitposters get to you. I have faith in you. Better than faith in nothing.
>>169344913
Don't listen to these hackers Col, the FBI will backtrace you. Consequences will never be the same.
most leakers have pictures and a tripcode. Col has neither
>>169345283
That's because he's not an attention whore.
Aight guys you asked for proof
>>169345215
>>169345221
4chan being 4chan
>>169344913
using public wifi you're as safe as can be, do it.
well i am at mcdonalds and there are two black people next to me , so i will go home because they are scaring me , sorry
>>169345058
That is quite rude of you to say , i'v heard about this guy Nintendo sued for leaking Mario on the wii (i'm not saying i'm going to leak any game of any major title or any sort so don't hold me responsable ) , he was careful so why did he get caught , i'm not saying i have the game , again , and i can't paste any pictures of whatever hold me as the owner because it may link to my 4chan comments.
I have a little surprise for you, /vg/. Once every 4 hours I will post a certain number/letter. :)
4
>>169345442
HOLY SHIT
>>169345442
4 sucks, start over
>>169345430
...does ANYONE seriously think this guy has the game?
>>169345442
JESUS MARGARITA
>>169345430
The guy that leaked Mario was retard, he tried to get fame.
>>169345442
Before we get the ticket we'll have the game already you fucking moron.
>>169345416
lmao, you used the commas, good.
>>169345430
If you are for real and you are worried about the consequences then don't do it
>>169345442
THIS IS IT
>>169345442
I might or might not have the next number.
>>169345442
no thnx
>>169345442
DIVINE TURD
>>169341797
Sony and Microsoft BTFO
>>169345442
The game will be out before you finish. Fuck off
>>169345064
You got it Anon
>>169345430
How long are you gonna stretch out this joke man
>>169345430
Buddy, you're golden. Please just pastebin us the tik
>>169345430
that was a time when nintendo actually gave a shit about their consoles.
do it man, you're safe with us.
we'll get you low, we'll help you escape from them if they come for you.
but believe in the me that believes in you, COL
>>169345559
i am driving home now ? why are black people so big and scary , what is their problem
>>169345442
>>169345442
Lol so you're gonna leak it in 6 days? When the game releases? Fuck off.
>>169345442
Mine starts the same. HOLY SHIT
4bccac7556e62c867a0279e5b49cfbfc
thank me later (I'm behind 8 proxies)
lol Colfag is trolling harder than Ausfag.
>>169345702
someone chk it
>>169345702
FSTInfo Entries:3289935509
>>169345702
FSTInfo Entries:3289935509
>>169345702
aww yiss, lego star wars
>>169345702
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
HOLY SHIT
>>169345702
>LEGO Star Wars
ayy
>>169345702
>4bccac7556e62c867a0279e5b49cfbfc
>Lego Star Wars The Force Awakens
>>169345702
REVERED CRAP
>>169345650
assuming he's not full of shit, having a large chunk of the key will make it actually feasible to bruteforce
>>169345842
we already have a 'huge chunk of the key", but no one cares enough to try and brute force it.
0e2a4da747223ec8df10df110e31983b
>>169345442
pic of disc or fuck off
ok Col doesn't have it does he?
I don't fucking get you guys , i already told you that i was trolling and you fell for it again ? holy fuck.
I'm sorry if i got your hopes up , it was kinda funny tho , like painfully funny , just wanted to help you establish some immunity, i'm sorry.
>>169345953
that's... not how that works
.gg/y9A8y2D
discord
>>169346031
>Missed the last comma
Retard.
>>169345953
Just because it says some low entries doesn't mean its getting close to being the real one.
I'm two big macs in guys.
>>169345283
He doesn't seem to understand how most things work. I'm assuming he's underage, autistic, or merely pretending, but if he's not trolling, and we actually get a title key it's totally worth dealing with.
>>169345430
If you're from the United States which you likely are the key may be useless to us right now. Post it anyways though.
>>169345802
>>169345815
That's a pretty good game though.
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE UPLOADED THE ENDING
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5d3wuc_legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-ending-switch-gameplay_videogames
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412191
>>169346031
that is not me , i would not lie to a dying man. I may or may not be ordering a filet o fish.
>>169346029
No i don't ,dude.
I really didn't mean to stretch the joke that far sorry..
>>169346145
GODLY POOP
>>169346145
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FORKING MIND????
>>169346145
HOLY MOLEY
>>169346145
HOLY SHIT GANON AND LINK ARE BROTHERS
Yep, i'm going to sleep.
tell me when someone that isn't a "le epic troll xdddd" shows up with a tik.
(i'll be sleeping multiple days, it's called jumping off a bridge)
>>169346145
Holy fuck that was supposed to piss me off but it was actually funny. Good job.
Sorry For Being A Bitch
>>169346163
these sheboons may or may not have forgotten the tartar sauce. Let's say they did and I wanted to get a refund , how would I do it? I don't want to get assaulted.
>>169346145
OMG THE OLD MAN IS GANONDORF !!!
guys i got a video of the last boss of zelda botw but be warned its scary
https://youtu.be/4o6MIJ7Iq1U?t=388
>>169346448
Just use cum instead
kay guys, I am at mcdonalds now, here is link to pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/Mpn9hqdH
the mocdonalds where i live has all day breakfast with mcgriddles. good shit man
>>169346613
Neat
>>169346448
idk. ask for a trade-in at gamestop. swap the case
>>169346613
HAPPENING
>>169346613
The commas.
>>169346613
fug
shit on a god damn dick
>>169346031
Nobodys gonna believe in anything other than the slim chance of a tik right now. There are at least four different Cols right now.
>>169346448
Just head to the counter and politely ask for some tartar sauce man.
>>169346613
HOLY SHIT
>>169346613
HOLY SHIT
>>169346613
omg
>>169346613
cool zelda works now
>>169346613
love those all day mcgriddles
>>169346729
wow, rude . ? i 'm simply trying to help , rude
http://pastebin.com/8WG9yUfA
>>169346613
gr8 ty
ok guys listen i dont have mutch time but the title k
>>169346906
the nintendo ninjas pressed enter for you? ya right
new thread fucktards
>>169346906
pastebin
looking for qt bf, pls b my bf
>>169346906
that kinda reminds me of candle jack, i miss hi
>>169346972
I may or may not have made a new thread
>>169346613
BLESSED BE COL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw47_q9wbBE
>>169347038
HOLY SHIT GUYS I HAVE IT, I HAVE IT!
THE TITLE KEY I
>>169347038
At least you didn't punctuate the sentence after saying candlejack like a fucking reta
>>169347128
Man people nowadays give 0 shits about embargos.
>>169346736
does this prove it was me ? i keep telling them i was trolling but no one seems to accept that fact.
fumy thing is, even if i come back as a different col right now and continue the trolling , everyone is gonna fall for it.
>>169331198A Galactic Federation cruiserspecial sidequest:DESTROY METROID PRIME
>>169347227
>photon
gas yourself
>>169347139
anon?? what happ
>>169347227
well, party's over
>>169347227
no one cares the only thing you can do to redeem yourself for fucking up by not using a trip is t o post the fucking key
no one cares otherwise
>>169347227
Somebody can edit the You's, but I'll bite it.
I'll name a horse after you, whatever you do next will count on me killing it or not.
>>169347227
are you even at mcdonalds you faker?
>>169347227
No one believes you, stop deluding yourself, it is just people taking their chances.
>>169346613
>http://pastebin.com/Mpn9hqdH
lel
>>169347227
>photon
You're a UNIXfag aren't you
You're only doing this because UNIX has no games so this is what you've come up with to pass time
>>169347346
This
>>169347346
why would i go that far dude, would you like a video ? like i said i was just trolling , wait for an another col to paste the key then ?
bambloozed again
>>169347493
Fuck off man, I know you have the key. I believe in you dude. I hope you are blessed with many healthy children.
>>169347493
You're such a boring individual
why don't you stick some french fries up your ass and post it here to redeem yourself
>>169332137
Dungeons have always been pretty great in Zelda, I'm sure the 5 will be neat.
this isn't leaking til monday
bye
GUYS I REALLY HAVE IT
>>169347370
Faker? I think you're the fake Col around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
>>169347493
HOLY SHIT
>>169347493
Col
I believe in you.
is it col hour
>>169347621
I'll make you eat those words!
>>169347621
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
>>169347621
i bet you aren't even eating a fish filet , are you mr fake?
pretty awesome screen shot. don't you guys think so?
>>169332137
Majoras Mask had 4 and I must say the are the best designed dungeons, from the upside down temple to the great architechture of the water one.
Even the ice one was good with the verticality.
Woodfall was just eh. but the ride there was good.
>>169347749
>switch
into the trash it goes
>>169347749
>AM 04:20
heh
Hey guys real Col here. Can confirm that I will have the .tik uploaded in 5 hours.
>>169347749
>switch buttons
>>169347749
i swear to fucking god if this is it ill kill myself
>>169347749
Yes, very crisp, nice job on capturing the Youtube video that well.
>>169347749
switch version, we don't give a single fuck. bye bye.
>>169347749
Nice Switch version
does the Wii u version even exist?
>This thread
>>169347749
someone test that fucking key
>>169347809
>>169347813
>>169347821
>>169347826
>>169347829
>>169347831
>>169347853
I never claimed I took the screenshot, its the first result on Google, lol. I don't have a cap card.
But it IS a really good screenshot, isn't it?
>>169347749
Theres a fake key in the top left that I don't care to check.
Hola guys, i have the link to the pastebin that has a certain code , but i'm worried about pasting it online , anyone courageous enough willing to join me on skype or whatever and take the risk?
Why is everyone Col ?
I think I'm heading for burger king now.
>>169347946
It is ok I guess. I hate how the entire terrain looks made out of play-doh in this game.
>these idiots are still on this
You guys are pathetic. Reverse engineering is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism. Just send me these files and I'll have them cracked open in less than 20 minutes.
>>169347995
>Why is everyone Col?
>Name is Col
>>169347965
Hey Col, let's do it!
PASTE THE LINK HERE :)
>>169347995
sure col! what's your skype id!
>>169348067
yes anon, that does appear to be the joke. a real knee-slapper, that one!
So what's the deal? Did warehousebro play a jape as well?
>>169347749
9c 9f 60 18 27 b3 ab 3d c8 f2 f6 ad ce 97 e4 37
i might have messed up one of the numbers, but this is the key thats in the image
Hola guys , i successfully dumped the tik but i do not know where to put it , can someone help me?
Hola guys , my wii u is on a smoke break right now , but i will have the tik downloaded in 5 hours.
>>169347995
Because we're a meme now.
>>169348050
Finding those files is literally not this tough and there are literally other ways to go about this with less autism.
>>169348050
There is a megas link in the thread.
Hi guise
I wanne be a faker too
What do I have to do?
>>169348050
All the files you need are in the OP, you illiterate retard.
>>169348050
HOLY SHIT
Hola guys , I successfully dumped into my own mouth HOLY SHIT it tasted good . . ..
why is everyone Col ?
>>169347995
I'll join you. Email me your skype at [email protected] if you're legit.
>>169347995 sure man haha you're so nice
>>169348170
welp ,at least everyone is immune to the trolling now :P
Guys I got the tik , should i put it on mediafire or dropbox?
>shitposter general
I'm glad no one is making a new thread. Let's keep it that way.
haha, it's so easy to troll you guys, haha I'm such a smart dude *burps*
Post tik and I'll post my tits
>>169348050
>20 minutes
your not even a col , we put trash like you in an australian warehouse
>>169348290
This is all just filler to buy time until the real leaks start. If a new thread isn't made it will just spill back into /hbg/ and fuck up legitimate homebrew discussion.
>>169348195
- act like a noob.
- tell them you got something.
- watch them eat each other.
Hey guys, I may be able to get my hands on a copy of the Wii U version of BotW on thursday. I'll see if I can dump it just then.
>>169348420
/hbg/ will come to know the power of Col
>>169348428
>- watch them eat each other.
Where is this happening?
>>169346613
HOLY SHIT
>>169348546
ooooh a day before release!