/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

yeah.

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Which server is this from? It looks sick as fuck.

1st for fuck niggers, kikes and catbeasts

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>>168923835

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14128
fuck 2-handed shotguns? [y/n]

>>168923835
>>168923964
>>168924107
"Russia station" is a name no one uses, it's not useful

I am about 90% sure that's from CEV-Eris.

>>168924234
When I think of nerfing shotguns I think of buffing wizards, and I want the wizards to be buffed

>>168923835
>multiple floors
OVER THE FUCKING LINE

Can we just scrap vox raiders game mode and make alien abducting game mode instead?

>5 Grays spawn on a UFO
>They have to steal multiple organs and implant trackers into the crew
>They get cool plasma weapons incase they're discovered
>The crew can play old 50's music to blow up the grays

>>168925009
Maybe its me anon, but there us a shotgun nerf and there is making shotguns trash to use.

>>168925136
I'd be all for this. I enjoyed playing bootleg-abductors when Dragonbro did it.

I didn't get 1st but waifus are still shit

>>168925136
Cool concept, but giving them lethals will make everyone just play them like ops. Give em laser tasers instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKxGg_PtmUw

>>168925148
They didn't seem so bad to use to me.

>>168925136
That seems even more like a side antagonist than heist.

>>168923835
This hud is fucking atrocious

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CHECK THE FORUM
MORENAS BAN APPEAL DENIED

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Nth for cult engine

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>>168923835
>you can see the z-level below you through holes in the floor
cool shit

>>168925654
Maybe the implants slowly start turning those implanted into human/alien hybrids who gain telekinesis or super strength.

Didn't really think this through too much, just spitballin

>>168925512
It did to me anon, it felt really bad, forcing the two hand and the whole control change.

Wizard Federation > Syndicate > Nanotrasen > Cult of Nar'sie >>>>>>>>>> POWERGAP >>>>>>>>>>> anything Vox related

Doctor Acula will be attending for the department of hematology beginning next shift.

>>168926243
I really liked the needing two hands part, personally.

Solution to the shotgun problem: make every shotgun able to be sawed off, but give a chance of dropping it or a chance of getting brute damage on your hand/arm when fire it

>>168926529
Ah, yes, RNG

What quality game design

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>tator robutticist
>hack a borg to get the HoP jumpsuit
>AI starts complaining about an unlawed borg
>decide I need to silence the AI
>build a railgun without realizing there was fuck all power in the grid
>go to the singulo thinking I could get more charge in the capacitor there
>some miner comes in and turns off the field
>die, but my bag of holding eats the singulo

An odd feeling

>>168926529
That makes them even stronger

>>168926529
what problem are you specifically referring to

I was not aware shotguns had any real problems in their current state

>Try out xenoarcheology for the first time.
>First artifact I find turns me into a horrible copy of a clown and I die from exposure to space.
Still, it was fun.

so if you pull a pet mob then climb into a wheelchair you effectively turn off its ai until you get off the chair

useless but neat

>>168926674
try to use a shotgun now. Now try to use a energy gun. Now tell me which one is better to use and more effective in combat

>>168926610
>thinking the singulo will be ever capable of generating 1GW
you're delusional

if you want 1GW you need to autism with the sme and teg

>>168926593
Okay, fine, make it so it's a 100% to hurt yourself or drop it unless you get swole, then push it at the same time as the nutrient and strength change when that gets done. so probably never

are goon's maps copyrighted?

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>check out my ckey/static name in fireden archives
>Error: no results

What's the emote to wiggle as a MoMMI?

>>168926769
To be fair anon, if you supercooled plasma and moved the collectors much closer to the singulo, the output becomes much higher. Maybe not 1GW, but still a good start.

>tfw after playing for 3 weeks i finally manage to get my first antag total victory

paralysis pen too stronk, jesus

>>168927049
15 u chloral 15 u ethanol 15u water 15u chloral 15 u chloral
empty an autoinjector, slam that shit in

>>168927049
It's not hard, thermals, patience, and an esword is all it usually takes for me. I understand that an ebow would compliment the sword better, but I'm not a massive faggot

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>randomly bring up wanting to open doors in the station to make it a free environment with some guy in dorms
>by a complete miracle, he's a traitor
>he hands me an emag and says "godspeed"
>begin hacking every single door on the station, much to security's dismay
>they chase me for ages
>get caught (by some random guy, victor sheets)
>he walks up to me
>this is it, this is the end
>"psst i'm a traitor too, what's the code word"
>"I have no code words. I simply want to open doors."
>"wanna go raid security together and open all the doors?"
>"Yes."
>he has two chloral autoinjectors, we go and open all the doors
>get caught, but he chlorals the warden who found us
>we escape but i lose track of him
>continue opening doors
>accrue so much heat that i have to swap identities and get a new outfit from my stolen autodrobe
>hack more doors, come within inches of security officers shooting at me, escape because maintenance has literally no closed doors so it's ridiculously easy to lose 'em
>announce my grand plans over radio and security channel
>sec thinks me and victor were changelings because of the autoinjector
>shuttle gets called
>change identity one more time
>going to go quick-send the shuttle
>wait by it
>security officers walk past, sweating bullets, antag shakes even as nonantag
>shuttle lands
>rush toward the doors
>sono flashes me 4no raisins, just out of random suspicion
>drags me into the security area as somebody else emags the shuttle, thank god
>he pulls off the mask
>"Did you expect me, Sono?"
>"IT'S HIM HOLY SHIT"
>ask to be spaced so i can be one with the universe
>get beheaded by three people simultaneously instead

Still worth it

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>>168926872
Well, the goons' usual position is "well we don't care so go ahead".

Fast forward 6 months and the repo gets DMCA'd by a goon. (But it was JUST A PRANK BRO!)

This shit is why I'm so paranoid about getting people to ask permission when we port shit from other servers.

>>168927049
>victory

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>>168926883
>check my ckey/static
>ends up someone was false flag self shilling me for the months I took a vacation away from space and 4chan

Well I guess that explains a few things.

>>168926738
The shotgun is retardedly strong if you can actually land a shot. The strength of the egun is in RoF and its ability to stun, whereas the shotguns strength is its ability to hit and run and guarantee death with internal bleeding. The shotgun can be very effective in the right hands, it's just that nobody really uses them anyway because the idea of one shot stun+higher RoF+higher capacity is more appealing than outright fucking somebody up.

The shotgun is more desirable in some situations than an energy gun, which is perfectly fine imo. Against wizards it's pretty fucking great. Against people with ablative/energy shields it's pretty great. Against people that can't easily get medical treatment it's pretty great. In most other circumstances the high tech energy gun will be more effective. I have no problems with this.

also shotguns are pretty great against juggernaughts/wraiths/melee users in general desu

>>168927229
so what your saying is you helped an antag as non-antag? best hope no one ahelped it

>>168927229
I was recently reminded that TG literally doesn't have soldering irons

>emag hell

>>168927284
that entire incident was because of a single gooncoder going full autism. As soon as it happened goon disowned him and denied involvement. Apparently they lawyered up to attempt to sue the guy for false representation

>>168927312
wienermaster69, is that you?

>>168927437
>4. Teaming up with an antagonist is fine from time to time if you've got a good reason, but make sure you adminhelp and get an OK before you start killing people or whatnot.
I definitely didn't want to kill anyone. Actually I'm pretty sure neither the first traitor or Victor even got a kill all round.
All I did was open doors, man.

>>168927468
Wasn't a coder. It was a mentor which is like a baby tier admin that just answers questions.

He wrote some tiny ass script to load a file with actual code that we never used but put in our repo because we thought we might need it.

In fairness, it was not included in the public open release and we got it from the leak.

And as you said, Goon immediately took a shit on him.

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>>168925875
>no shit posting stay out of it
>meanwhile (s)he went into everyone else's appeals and shit them up

Who wants to bet they will stick around in the discord to try and get the perma removed.

>>168927394
problem is that 90% of all threats can be dealt with easily and efficiently with the eguns stun followed by lethal dump on the target. Ablative and E shields can by bypassed by aiming for the legs and cult constructs are rare. The only real time a shotgun is better than a egun is wizards or really weird adminbus related fighting since ion related threats outside of magic nerds is rare.

>>168927437
>Nanotrasen Relation: Opposed

>>168925875
Yknow, normally I'd be happy about this, but I enjoyed watching him squirm whenever I outright ignored him even when we were working in close quarters in the same department.
I don't have anyone to do that to now. Kinda makes me sad.

Have you ever intentionally collected valids without a lust for them?

Is there a way to deconstruct a floor entirely just with standard tools, to open up a block into space?

Or is it just drills/damage?

it's ling

>>168928210
RCD / drills / damage

>>168928075
Yeah. Some random chick blasted the CMO in surgery once, came out, I pushed her, took her Egun, tazed and lased, then just tagged and bagged her and went about my day bringing the CMO back.
I don't think it really hit me that I had just offed somebody.

>>168926905
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

the railgun has shit damage scalling, i say that because i tested it and looked into the code

the thing that makes it shine is exactly 1GW, wich makes the damage jump from 90 with 900MW~999MW to 200 with 1GW and it's able to gib and penetrate walls

it's only worth the risk if you're a pipe wizard

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>>168927468
Never forget

>>168928319
Ah the RCD, that's what I was missing. Thanks!

>>168928408
>when a pack of autists collect their valids on you IRL

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>been playing for 5 years
What the fuck

>>168929043
>been playing for two years
>barely even remember half of last year

space has stolen my time from me

Lyra is a patrician tier waifu, yeah?

>>168929145
lmao how you gon fuck a burning skeleton nigga

>>168929148
No.
There are no waifus. Only trash tier whores, the kind of people Shiggy would waifu.
WFU stock has crashed and it's not going to rise any time soon.

now is the age of HSB

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>>168929225
>not implying all servers shouldn't have lifeweb like ERP
It even get's rid of the creeps that actually want to ERP m-most of the time

>>168929145
>>168929148
replied to the wrong post lmao

>>168927704
well the thing is most threats can also be easily and efficiently dealt with using a shotgun with lethal rounds loaded. All it takes is one shot to pretty much end somebody, once you get that initial slowdown with the shotgun it's pretty much over in a gunfight, as long as you don't rush headfirst into the desperate last stand that somebody is going to put up once they know they've been hit by a shotgun slug.

See, there aren't really a whole lot of differences between a shotgun's and an egun's effectiveness when you really break it down. It's about the same difficulty to land an egun shot as it is a shotgun slug. What are the differences? After you stun somebody with an egun, you have to switch to lasers. If you don't have enough ammo after a protracted firefight, you might not even be able to kill somebody. You can hit them to death pretty easily, but that takes time and you might have to stun them again or risk getting caught trying to bash somebody's brains in.

With a shotgun, you have to land two shots to really put somebody down usually. This makes it moderately more dangerous if you aren't careful, because after you land that first shot you are still susceptible to return fire. However, the person is now bleeding, may die even if they bandage themselves, and are now in a very vulnerable state. It's very easy to land the second shot. There is however the same problem that you may not have enough ammo to land both the first and second shots in a protracted firefight, depending on which type of shotgun you're using. This is usually less of a problem because it only takes one shot to really fuck somebody up, and two to completely end them.

There really is not a big difference in the combat effectiveness of the two weapons. There are differences that set them apart, however. Eguns can be carried in backpacks, and have non-lethal potential. For this reason they are going to be used by traitors who don't wear armor usually, and security who need stuns.

>>168929613
with a shotgun to end the fight you need 2 shots direct to take them down. 1 shot will leave them alive and capable of fighting for a little bit longer. With stun n done combat 1 non lethal shot puts you down for 10 seconds. 10 seconds is way longer than enough to do anything you could need to your target.

>>168928075
Yep. One time, a janitor was dragging a lizard around. I was a skeleton with a sword and shield, so I asked him what he was doing with that foul beast. He told me that if I wanted to slay it, I needed to get through him first. I asked him if that was a threat or a request. He told me it was a request, and that he yearned for death. I reluctantly obliged, and we went over the the chapel. I once again ask for his consent, and then I behead him after he says he wants it. Then, the chaplain swoops in and captures his soul with a soul shard. I ended up talking to him in the shard, wondering what the fuck to do now. I decided to create a ritual circle, using a red crayon and some teeth that I had acquired, then I prayed for a body for him. God decides to oblige, so I made him into a peaceful artificer. Security saw that the chaplain was cool with it, so they didn't bother me. My new artificer buddy made a few soul shards and construct shells in the chapel, so I decided to advertise an "alternative healing" service. People would come to me, I would ask them if they would like to be like my son, and then I would make them take a vow. Then, I would ask if they wanted to be big, ghastly, or crafty. After that, I would behead them, shard them, and stuff them into a construct shell depending on what they answered. God also gave me the power to understand and speak in cult tongue, so I could communicate with my family. I ended beheading probably over a dozen people before the shift was over, and the entire south side of the station was cultified. I'm so proud of my sons, I believe they killed a vampire that screeched on the shuttle.

>>168930081
First of all that's not necessarily true, and secondly one shot from the shotgun is really all it takes to effectively end a fight. Sure they can still shoot, but now they can be shadowed if you're sure they can't heal themselves, you can set the terms of every following engagement, and it's just a hell of a lot easier to land the second shot that will probably straight up put them into crit.

Sure 1 shot to put someone on the ground versus 2 from a shotgun sounds nice, but when it comes to actual fights there's a lot more to it than that. Once again, in a protracted firefight you might end up with very few charges left on a single egun which is why traitors and validhunters will always carry more than one if they can so you may either not have enough charges left to laser a well armored person into crit, take your time beating them to death, which can end in more help arriving if you're killing an officer, or you will have to switch to another gun, in which case we are no longer arguing about the effectiveness of an egun vs shotgun, but a shotgun vs two other guns.

I've had plenty of times where a traitor was not able to finish me off because they used up 6-7 charges of an egun and shot my armor. This usually ends in a stalemate where the traitor can run off and set the terms of engagement later, or with them in cuffs or dead. I've also had plenty of times where a traitor tried beating me to death through my armor after stunning me when help was already on the way. This usually ends with the traitor in cuffs, a traitor on the loose running away from sec, or in the pretty rare case, a dead sec team.

>Morena's ban appeal was denied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKxGg_PtmUw

>>168928075
whenever i ask the ai what to be and it says be a sec borg

i tend to get really lucky like chasing a guy with super speed and when i catch up he was just floored for no apparent reason at all so i just stun and cuff with no effort

>>168930081
>>168931079
Now as for shotguns, there is one time off the top of my head that I can think of where a fight wasn't over after somebody got the first hit with a shotgun. That was when a cargo tech shot me, but was already so wounded he couldn't run away and utilize the effectiveness of the shotgun in hitting and running. I bumrushed him and stunned him point blank. Now in this case, it probably would have been better for him to have a taser. But that's the only case that I can think of where this has happened.

Every other time, the person who hit somebody with a shotgun pulled back and used the opportunity they created to wait for another more favorable opportunity to shoot somebody that second time. I personally had this happen to me one time when I was fighting security and had the ablative vest on. The HoS shot me, pulled back, and waited for the opportunity where he could easily shoot me again, avoiding the downtime where he had to pump his shotgun, letting me bleed, and denying me the opportunity to end the fight quickly on my terms with my eguns. This is how you properly use the shotgun, everything from the tactics used to the time to use it, because of the ablative vest, was correct.

I just wanted to point out that it's really not so simple to compare the two. A shotgun still usually ends the fight on its first shot, there's just a little more involved than one shot+laser magdump. There's also more going for the shotgun in this case to make up for that. It takes fewer hits to put somebody into crit, there's the potential to kill somebody after one shot if they can't get medical treatment, and there's also the ability to straight up damage somebody on every shot. If the damage was so bad that you didn't get a massive slowdown and major bleeds, I'd agree that the shotgun would need fixing. But as it stands, one shot is usually all it takes to effectively end a fight.

>>168928075
Once in engineering a guy said he was bored with the shift and tried to break oneof the TEG's gas chambers.

Another engineer and I caved his skull in with oxygen tanks while the AI watched.

>>168931079
It's really easy to tell you've never actually been in any situation even remotely relevant to this theoryfaggotry.

>>168929613
>>168930081

The fuck are you guys talking about "2 shots"?

One hit with a shotgun puts a person in deep red, and they'll be crit and done in seconds afterwards without any further action, and even if they bandage themselves.

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>admin bus a wizard trio to kill the spawn camping wizard
>ahelp to join it
>spawn
>nobody says anything
>think i can do whatever i want
>just summon guns 4x and get the firebird like i always do
>wizard boss goes "oh well, now the station can kill him now, i guess it works"
>kills himself with a C20-r
fug, i felt like tshit

>Join, time for MD
>Wizards are setting up a come-n-construct at arrivals pods
>One wiz is hurt, but neither seem to hear me or want my help
>Another wizard is around, as guns start raining from the sky
>Captain joins, give them a pulse rifle
>They wander off
>The two wizards and construct army have bumbled off, time to see what they left
>A soul stone and a construct shell, bingo
>Time for some alternative medicines
>Everything's going swimmingly, I've got an artificer, and a wraith, no idea how to talk to them though, and no replies from the gods about my predicament
>Zenny joins, grabs a laser rifle, and instantly gibs my fucking artificer
>Meanwhile me and another MD are just standing next to it, calmly talking
>Go home with about 15 dozen corpses and a wraith made of Lyra
>Walk out, can't see the captain for my lower HUD, he oneshots me with the pulse rifle

Everything would go much nicer if people could talk

>>168931942
Sure, if they're naked and fresh off the boat.

That round was in large part my fault. I though it could be fun to kill the spawncamping wiz with other wizzes (and then have the wizards removed again because otherwise you'd have 3 wizards instead of 1).
>DEAD: ADMIN(Kammerjunk) says, "Anyway, jump here if you wanna be the anti-wiz wiz squad. Mind that it will involve going there, hunting down the wiz, killing him, and getting "extracted" because otherwise we suddenly have 10 antags instead of 1"
This must have gotten lost in all the messages because someone spawned guns instead.
I should've expected something like that to happen and just sent gunmen instead.

>>168931942
>One hit with a shotgun puts a person in deep red
Note that the shotgun rework added 20 brute to normal shotguns and 15 to combat.

>>168932251
my pc lagged and i didn't saw the message
sorry i dropped the ball hard

>>168931830
I've played pretty much nothing but security on this server for the past two years, and pretty much nothing but security on other servers a year before that. I'd like to think that at this point I really know my shit, and everything I say comes from both careful, thoughtful deliberation AND experience.

>>168931942
That's not always true though, especially against armored opponents. And if you don't get internal bleeding against somebody and they DO bandage themselves at some point before oxy damage and major blood loss kicks in, they're going to keep chugging on until you put that last slug into them. That's a good point though, and one I tried to touch on, that it doesn't ALWAYS take two shots to kill somebody, and one shot does occasionally have the potential to put somebody down as is, especially if they don't have the means to get medical treatment in the case of wizards who don't know where the first aid kits are.

>>168932350
Yeah, and it's combat shotguns I'm talking about, the weaker one, too.

Don't even have to be naked, just clothed and unarmed, or hit on an unarmed body part or a good face shot.

It reaches all the way across the station without losing chance to hit, too, which is stupid.

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I forgot to post this

Was a fun round, even if there was a lot of death

>bubblegum slaughtering everyone on /tg/ thanks to an ashligger bringing it on-station
holy fuck

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>>168929043
it's a fun game

so since if you grab someone then buckle they remain grabbed, even if you just wheel elsewhere on a wheelchair (which lets you stay in the grab state with someone while not moving them), can you do this to someone in cuffs to trap him in one spot forever?
cant find a way to test this on test serv

>You have been banned by gunosaguki.
Reason: Using someone elses static name. Attempting to ERP with said person's static name. Using static name to trick HoP into giving access to jobs the real static name has.
>no admin communication whatsoever
>no ERP was actually even attempted at all, this is literally made up
rly make u thk, I guess the metaclub truly is real.

>>168934102
Who were they disguised as?

>>168932506
If that's the caliber of the average sec officer, it really is no wonder we get nothing but shitcurity.

>>168934102
>they really accepted gunosaguki
Guess they'll really let anyone become an admin

>>168934102
>lying about things in the logs and needing communication when you obviously do bad shit

>>168934102
>ick ock
rly fiers ur newtorns

>>168933279
i danced in that then the cultists called me a nigger and hurt my feelings

>>168934390
Who's they? Static was Felicity Rivera.

>>168934418
if kolith and sawbones can do it it shows they really let anyone in

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>>168934102
>jobs the real static name has.
The fuck is this cancer?

>>168934412
It's the caliber of an EXCEPTIONAL sec officer, anon.

>>168934571
>reality is a lie
this really activates my almonds.

>>168934597
Hasn't Felicity herself use her static name as a wiz for this exact reason? Where's that ban?

>>168934102
lmao

thread shitposting gone too far

>>168934870
I believe they got a talking to for that

>>168934941
>new person gets a 3 day ban with not a single prior word from anyone on staff
>metaclub gets a talking to
hmmmm

>>168934941
>didn't get a ban
>someone else did
Metaclub confirmed. When are good admins going to get the balls to ban this toe-the-line shitter too?

>>168935146
for impersonating themselves? anyways I wasnt an admin at the time of the static name wizard, I can't really say much on that matter

>>168935146
this is a double jeporday

>>168934102
>Using another person's static
How low can you be that you need to use another person's name to fill your need for attention?

>>168935008
>doing very obvious shit you'd have to know is against the rules
>need talking to

>>168935352
Not as low as the actual static.

>>168935280
I refuse to recognize the validity of this Admiralty court. I cannot be court martialed twice.

Man overboard, I'm assuming control of this ban.

>manually picking a name ever
>not just rolling random everything except race which doesn't have an option for some reason

wtf guys

When this round is over I'm going to log dive so hard to find this ERP>>168934102

>>168935146
We need to get Qbone on the case.

>>168935661
If you must know, it was just lewd comments. it was just reported as ERP.

more slander than anything

Is paramedic a good entry-level medicine job?

>>168935146
Not to shit on the metaclub shitposting, but while Felicity may have done the caharcter thing, he didn't erp like this guy did.

ERP is a no bullshit perma, being a fag and doing the wizard bollocks is bab but its not instant permaban bad.

>>168935808
just pick medical director, ignore defibs existing and place people in the sleeper fully clothed for all eternity like the rest of us

>>168935808
Its decent. That or medborg

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>>168934102
>[15:06:24]SAY: Felicity Rivera/Gregovich/(Felicity Rivera) (@12,239,2) Deadsay: spooks, "impersonate all waifus and then act incompetent on purpose!"

So either you're a retard with a big mouth or the administration is pro-ERP and bungles logs.

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>>168935808
Yes, its a great entry level job for medbay, id say its the best since you don't jut bunker in medbay forever but Im biased.

Just know how chems work and you know half of medbay. Bicardine for brute, Dexalin for suffocation, dylovene/antotoxin for, you guessed it, toxin damage, apply bandaids and ointment to whatever limb is damaged up to 50 damage, from here one you need either pills or a advanced kit.

If you want to go above and beyond as a paramedic and make docs feel like incompetent retards, memorize how to do chemicals, keep a tab open for surgery procedures and ask a CMO how to cure a virus. Good luck anon, you won't need it, but always good to have it.

>>168935380
Not a single thing done was against any rule.

>>168935803
I'm especially concerned about that because it was pretty damned obvious from context (I did that on purpose) that this was about getting a female corgi and ian together. The admin could have, at the very least, asked about that instance, in spite of how desperately obvious the comment was made. But not even, just a ban out of the blue.

>>168936397
>using someone elses static name
>using your identical static name to trick people in game

the 2nd would be allowed if they had legitimately stolen the name in game with a stolen ID, voice changer, DNA, etc

>>168936337
of all waifus, he probably deserves it the most

>>168936520
That may be true though the first and 3rd things are definate nonos at least without using in game methods.

Spawning in with a stolen name is just bypassing the usual antag-methods of stealing identity

>>168936530
Nobody was setting up power and I had the opportunity to go into engineering to fulfill the role of the person who chose the same name as me. That's why I did it.

Nevermind the fact that neither of these are anywhere in the rules. How about you read the rules before pretending you know anything about the rules?

>>168934102
>being a retard on purpose so you can generate drama when caught being a retard
just appeal it

Why statics names are a thing? Just end this shit and the game will be wayy better

>b-but people won't talk and rounds will be "chase the antag"

No, you can interact with people you doesn't have a "bond", just don't be full autist and make friends while you play

the worst kind of statics are waifus one, jesus i want to puke everytime i see that retards Rin and Mona lisa

Okay so if namefags are given OOC protection, then we should all join the round as Sawbones and see what happens.

>>168936875
I hope this is a falseflag.

Even if not, anon, I beg you to have some empathy for people who enjoy the game in a different way than you. I randomname, I support it, but have had more enriched roleplay on staticnames at times.

There are upsides and downsides to it. I think some people abuse their static, and other people make the game more enjoyable for doing it.

>>168936898
you can't for 3 days

>>168936827
>who chose the same name as me

is felicity's name a random name? or from an anime or some shit? if so then thats grounds for an appeal. otherwise you're just memeing hard

>>168936826
Sure, but I had been using that name for a while, so who's to say the real rivera wasn't the one who stole my name? Account age? He himself had been playing under other names during that time. Isn't saying I'm the name thief quite metaclubby in that case?

That explanation is obviously grasping at straws, but regardless, the fact that there was a ban that includes literal made up reasons for 3 days without any communication whatsoever is bullshit and everyone knows it, even that admin.

>>168936379

thanks anon

>>168937110
mate the ban page is public, your account was made 30 days ago. unless you're ban evading, that's retarded to say. also
>[15:06:24]SAY: Felicity Rivera/Gregovich/(Felicity Rivera) (@12,239,2) Deadsay: spooks, "impersonate all waifus and then act incompetent on purpose!"

>>168937330
How long are you going to repost this? Is that truly your only defense? Are you gunosaguki? Did you preemptively ban me to protect your waifu? Is that what you're saying?

>>168937110
Anon this was funny at first when you gave the AI those retarded laws but now it's just sad. Your anti-waifu crusade is going to turn you into the thing you hate.

>>168937456
not even the guy who posted it the first time, but nice argument

>>168937456
I'm gunosaguki

>>168937456
>real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
Hi scribnibblers

>>168937456
real talk: did i just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she dialed 911 and you logged on is that whats happening

>>168937110
Locking someone in a room they can't escape from all roun ld isn't in the rules.
You should do that for your next meme.

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I did it.

Two tiles SME with 1mw and rising.

It wasn't even that autistic to accomplish, like at all.

>>168937659
>>168937657
nice

>>168937835
A new dawn.

>>168937987
After experimenting, it turns out you don't even need emitters. Just O2.

How crazy is that?

>>168937712
It is though. It would fall under primary policy 1 and 2 and additionally under killing people 2.

>>168937835
You could go one tile if you teled the collector on top and teleported canisters of cold air into it every now and then. Opening them by silicon canister interaction.
Portable scrubbers can also be put into it and teled in and out.

Doctor Flick

You did well
I tried to help
If only we could have saved more together

I had to repair the cloner three times and go blind from welding shards because of EMP wizard

That bomb that went off north of medbay would have drained the air if I hadn't built a single glass directional wall, RIP poor janny who got sucked out by airflow and I couldn't save

I am just disappointed after all I went through to evacuate the HOP, he was braindead

>>168938131
Pressure stimulates the shard, so any gas will do.

>>168937030
Not him, but I agree there should be a balance between the two, not sure empathy is the right word. Also, I hate the argument that randomnames can't roleplay.

>>168938247
>pressure stimulates the shard
Does ANYTHING but looking at it stimulate the shard?

Ghost spooking doesn't I suppose but that's about it

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I hope this "joke" was worth it. Getting started on my deadmin request!

>>168938136
tell me where in killing people it says you can't lock them in a room
>don't be a dick
nice blanket rule

>>168937030
Name one (1) person who has improved the game by using a static. Protip: you literally cannot do it because that has never happened.
>>168936875
is 100% correct. Statics are pure cancer. I realize you underageb& redditards may not understand since you've never tried it but full random (appearance and names) is not only perfectly playable, but also increases the likelihood of imaginative roleplayed situations happening. This is what makes rounds actually good. Not muh naruto uzumaki XD roleplay XDDD.

>>168938403
ITS OVER ARCH

>>168938282
You can definitely roleplay. I've just never had the same impact while on a randomname, I'm sure it's different for other people. There's something more fulfilling when some of the actions you take in a round might matter in another round, roleplay-wise.

Like grabbing a drink with somebody and chatting about life, and then resuming the conversation some other day, or something.

You can equally make the argument that randomname is more fulfilling sometimes because you don't have to worry about your staticname or whatever, and I agree, at times it's great. But I do prefer staticnaming for roleplay, and randomnaming for gimmicks/antagging.

I guess I'm talking about empathy because there are people that scream for ages in this general that it's not okay to have interactions with other people that transcends rounds

>>168938606
rambling maniac

>When the HoS's favourite Security Officer and the Warden get into a fight
http://lawnewz.com/video/watch-sheriffs-deputy-and-jail-guard-get-into-crazy-fight-inside-detention-center/

>>168938493
>2. My character is CRAZY!!!! is NOT an excuse to kill. Or to grief, or anything else you might want an excuse for. For that matter, neither is you personally being crazy.
>is NOT an excuse to kill. Or to grief,
>Or to grief
This means the following:
grief != killing
grief is forbidden in the same way as killing.
This is further reinforced by other rules such as the permabrig rule.

>>168938606
>Name one (1) person who has improved the game by using a static.
There are so many examples, but here's one-- for a few rounds in a row one day, I played staticname in medbay, and somebody else played staticname in medbay. He wasn't too competent, and I was only slightly better, and we slowly learned each other's habits and ran the wild ride better and better, gaining a camaraderie as we went. It was pleasant and I learned a lot about Medbay that day.

>>168938634
>and then resuming the conversation some other day, or something.
>not literally, unironically bannable
What's your little name cutie?

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>>168938403
oh fuck i'm headin for a deadmin now

>>168938197
Sure, but that reeks of maintenance.

It's not an SME engine in my mind unless it can be stabilized after setup and forgotten while producing enough power for the entire station for at least an hour or two without having to mess with anything further.

To this end, two tiles is the best I can possibly imagine, as the air alarm and passive vent outlet for the scrubber, as well as the space-exposed HE piping filled with supercooled plasma, are vital to cutting out maintenance.

>>168938606
old blind blackburn and rambling maniac come to mind

also, Captain Madagascar

>>168938909
This post is how I know you're baiting, but for anyone else, here's the rule that strictly defines this thing:
>5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.

>>168938606
Static naming in engineering was always good because when someone proposes building a radical SME, it could be CRITICAL INFORMATION to know whether that person is a Nick Weller or Hyun Ae

You can say this is metagaming if you want but fuck you, I need to know which engineers I can trust to build something functional and stable without direct supervision. With randoms I just have to assume they're incompetent.

>>168925103
Bay has multi Z for a while now.

>>168938606
CHUG

>>168938201
twas fun running a clown medbay... the explosion happened when I tried to strip a laser off a wiz and the PAI in it blew up which I didn't even know could happen never mind cause that big of a blast. O well live and learn.

>>168939435
Bay has technically had multiZ so long we have the framwork for it, including pipes that go to different Z levels

We just odn't have the maps or sprites for it

>>168938634
I think the pro of interacting with randoms is that you don't know what they're gonna do or who they will be. If done well, roleplaying there is more about seeing where the chaos goes, how they will react. Also, when randomnaming, you can be flexible with who you are and cater to the closest person next to you, if that makes sense. As in, if it's more convenient/better to act a certain way, for a round, you can without "going out of character" because your character is a blank slate until it starts acting. And yeah, it's good for gimmicks.

I'm not trying to shit on statics completely like others purge the blatant shit "waifu" fags.

>>168939435
How can VG ever compete?

>>168937835

Anyone know how to regulate O2 pressure via air alarm in a room?

Do you need a unary vent as well as a scrubber in the room, or is there just some combination of settings that allow just a scrubber to do the job?

>>168939595
You have to change the total pressure and the % of oxygen and nitrogen in the thresholds, and probably the pressure in the vent settings themselves.

>>168939521
>I think the pro of interacting with randoms is that you don't know what they're gonna do or who they will be.
This is a really fucking good point actually. When I do randomname, I try to have a different character every time, different personality, different goals, different method of speaking, talk to Security differently, treat antags differently, etc.
It's like bite-sized statics each time, I guess?! What the fuck am I even on about

>>168939981
I understand what you mean

>>168938647
>>168939194
>can only name players that dont even play anymore
static names are usually shit now

>>168938875
>we metagamed which is a bannable offense and no doubt fucked a lot of people up, in not a single way making the game better for anybody
>that clearly means that staticnames improve the game for everybody
This is what you're arguing against. Pigeons. It's playing chess against pigeons.

>>168939440
FRICKIN' NUT

>>168940480
low tier bait

>>168940514
LOW
TIER
GOD

>>168939981
That's exactly why staticfags are disgusting. This regime is objectively superior in every single way to staticfagging and allows blanket-banning all interactions that continue across shifts, which kills metagaming completely and severely reduces metaclub effects.

SAY: Felicity Rivera/Gregovich (@233,204,1) As Galactic Common : As you see, I am a station engineer

What did they mean by this?

>>168940821
nigga relations over rounds are literally permitted in the rules

>>168940821
I'm the guy you replied to.
As much as randomname is great and fun, I still prefer staticnames, because instead of a bite-sized experience, I really get to flesh out a character and develop an arc.

>>168940906
>[15:20:45]ADMIN: (gregovich/) started the game as a Assistant.
>[15:19:06]ADMIN: (harsetheef/) started the game as a Atmospheric Technician.
i wonder what he meant by it

>>168940926
That's exactly what I said. Learn how to read inbred.

>>168940158
yep

but so are most players, really.

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>everyone either passively accepts or doesn't give a fuck about your cliche lesbian mary sue characters
>pay some retarded russian kid to false flag for you anyway

money well spent

>>168941114
My character was already setup, and I was sure I declared ready. So I pressed joined when it suddenly said joined instead. Since it's not possible to see the names of people without observing, and since it's not possible to observe and then spawn, and given the timing, it is obvious that this really makes you think.

>>168941212
>blanket-banning all interactions that continue across shifts
why would they ever do that if it's currently allowed, accepted, and the standard

>>168941402
you can easily check the crew manifest once you join in

anyways just appeal if if you dislike it. you'll probably still have at least a day ban for ick ooking though

>>168941402
>it's not possible to see the names of people without observing
wrong. just open the manifest you nigger you clearly didn't join at roundstart
>As you see, I am a station engineer
wrong. you were an assistant and the other felicity was in engineering

Pomfcoins for shooting mary sues when.

>>168941613
When you go to hippie where that kind of thing is allowed

>>168941418
Because this way there's no need to spend significant time and effort deciding which case should or shouldn't be banned OR get the current situation (currently, a staticname sec officer gets free stun revolvers practically at roundstart, while any other sec officer gets told to wait some more for 40 minutes straight -- this is repeatable across rounds. Some staticname assistants and clowns constantly get all access on-demand, whereas randomname assistants crying that they're being murdered while they are in fact being murdered with suit sensors maxed typically get ignored or called liars by completely unrelated parties over comms. The same applies with medbay and weapon handouts. Additionally, if you follow PDA logs, you will not only see erp between some staticnames going across rounds and happening repeatedly, but also more blatant metafaggotry). If everyone is random'd, there is no valid reason for persistent personalities and the like. Thus, it is reasonable to ban it completely.

>>168941825
0/10 bait

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>>168941825
Make your own server then. You can enforce all the autistic rules you want.

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>wizard fireballing the shuttle
>uranium walls
>radiation everywhere
>people keep walking into the fucking shard
nice fucking shuttle

>>168942047
the bay shuttle wouldnt have had these issues

>>168941598
>>168941586
>with that timing
>having checked the manifest
>there is somehow an invisible magic rule that was totally not invented on the spot to defend mai waifu felicity uguu~ about checking the manifest before playing
>there is no cherry picking nor grasping at straws going on right now, no siree
What did
>she
mean by that?

>>168941886
nah half of it it is a good point and the rest are blatant lies. some people get preferential treatment and that's fucked but that's how people do
>>168941825
so what you should do is ahelp it when you see someone getting something and someone else not getting it
see a clown get all access, go ask for it yourself and see if you get it.
the erp thing is just a plain lie though and it puts doubt on everything else you said because if you saw that you'd get them banned because you're obviously against it

>>168942142
>so what you should do is ahelp it when you see someone getting something and someone else not getting it
Then you get banned for "banbaiting".
>the erp thing is just a plain lie
Hi gregovich.

BILL BILL BILL
BANNED

>>168942124
its a static name. both first and last name were copied. unless you can prove it was from a show or something then its obvious you're just copying someones name and it wouldnt matter who it is

>>168942270
PURGING THE SHITTER BILLS
ONE BAN AT A TIME

>>168942124
what the fuck even is your argument anymore man
you very clearly and by the logs joined after felicity, have said in the past having felicity's name that you'd impersonate waifus and """pretend""" to be incompetent, were an assistant, told (lied to) hop that you lost your id and that you were station engineer because that's what you thought felicity was (and there is no other logical explanation for it considering you were assistant and felicity was in engineering)

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>>168941613
that is super duper extra uh oh boo boo no no don't do that illegal and you cannot ever possibly be in a situation in-game in which this could possibly happen for a valid IC reason because actually we're secretly an anime roleplay chatroom and don't actually play this game at all which is why I spent several years greytiding as a female medical doctor for several hours a day on this very anime roleplay server

I also said the word "roleplay" in this post so that means I get another month of note-free greytiding and at least one merged pull request for doing this community a great service via policing public opinion

>>168942418
So are you going to be the new Sarca and whine in the thread for the next whole year about how you got banned for ban baiting?

Honestly I miss Sarca, his little rants were amusing, and you remind me of him quite a bit. You do need to start talking about how the admins are corrupt though, that was key to his rants.

>>168942260
So the ERP thing was not a straight up lie? Cool. PM any admin on the Discord or forums if you want to handle it privately, otherwise make a ban request and we'd love to put them away forever for ERP.
I look forward to it.

>>168942287
So where's the rule that says you can't do that?

>>168942590
its the same reason we don't allow meme names

because immursions

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>>168942560
oh man I'd love to get a stipend from the birdman just to shitpost

>>168942409
>thought
>what is a PDA
are you retarded or something kid?
>ban anyone who uses the name of mai waifu ablublu
>rules? what'r thos? let's just make new ones to protect mai waifu!
>banning shitters and metagamers? nah, just ban anyone who doesn't think mai waifu is kawaii uguu~
>following the ban policy? nah fuck that! MAI WAIFUUUU
10/10 serb

For the past 8 rounds I have been "random naming", but in reality, have been doing some extremely subtle metacommunications, that probably only two people (including an admin picked up on). The initials of all my character names can be rearranged to spell this soon-to-be rounds roundtype. Figure it out if you dare, because once you do, you can never go back.

>>168942761
i rate your bait a 3/10 across all posts so far
keep lying if you like but you won't make an appeal and get it undone because you know it's not even good bait

>>168942590
>1. Don't be a dick.

>>168942748
How the fuck are meme names not allowed when they're every fucking where every single shift? Do you even play on /vg/?

>>168942784
Of course! I was wondering what

R E V O L U T I

could unscramble to, but now I understand. Your final initials will complete the word and reveal its meaning!

>>168942784
really made me think about what you meant by that

>>168942893
are they playing a clown or mime.

otherwise feel free to ahelp them

>>168942884
How is that being a dick? Please explain it in logical and well defined terms.

>>168942748
>no meme names
Have you seen the names on server recently not to mention a certain admin

>>168943026
>being a dick
>logical
it's literally feelings so choose one

>>168943026
You stole someone's name and tried to ruin their reputation by acting like a retard. You can pretend you don't understand why it was wrong all you want, but it won't get your ban lifted.

>>168943026
Not the same anon but also rule 0 get the fuck out

RP is dead and we killed it

>>168942871
Why would I make a ban request when it's clear that the admins are metafriends with some people and would obviously extend the ban to a permaban for daring to not bow down to the waifu overlords?
I do accept your surrender, however. It's refreshing to see someone admit that they don't have a single argument to defend what happened instead of resorting to logical fallacies. And who knows, maybe next time you'll be able to formulate an argument and even win!

>>168943209
>another retarded Probe post

>>168943269
right on m'shitposter

>>168942893
If you don't have an EXPERTLY WRITTEN character with AT LEAST a small novella of well developed and lore-friendly backstory we are literally going to rangeban and dox you for wasting our valuable time.

>>168943269
T E A R S
F R O M
P E R M A

Now go to TG or Hippie and whine to them about how you were treated SO UNFAIRLY by the CORRUPT METACLUB

>>168943026
You joined with someone else's name and acted like a retard. Couldn't be simpler.
Nigger you even confessed on chat you did it because of the weird obsession with waifus you have. Is this shitty bait or is your autism really that sever?

[15:26:45]ADMIN: MOD: Gunosaguki/(Sharon Luvire) : Like should i even talk to this guy? Or should it just be a spokenless ban. Its pretty obvious that they'd know its not allowed so probably doesnt even need to be talked to
[15:27:12]ADMIN: MOD: Gunosaguki/(Sharon Luvire) : Cause all im expecting from talking this guy is memes

If you're wondering why you didn't get boinked

>>168943252
This was never a hard roleplay server.

>>168943397
NewSarca's brain damage is CUTE
CUTE

>>168943024
Bawka Gaijim, Memes, Niggers, S.O.F.T. D.I, harum battom, rin fukuimoto, hachi bo digson, nipples, clucker, cin d kate, mona lisa, and that's just off the top of my head. Fuck off.

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>>168943252
Admins confirm.
Reminder to make a hot key for farting and self merge an audible scream port, we're really hippy 2.0 now.

>>168943419
>Sharon Luvire is a fuggin min now
just kys me now senpai

>>168943658
are
are you
did you include actual clown names in that
anyway, nigger's wrong, just don't have a name that's not a name like "engineer man" the station engineer

>>168943419
Really made me think. Thanks for posting this.

>>168943736
must suck having AGP and a fucking gravelly barry white voice

>>168943736
>kolith
>admin
>having a respected opinion on anything
Kolith """stepped down""" because he's too autistic to be admin and almost every single thing he did as admin was retarded

>>168943782
Nigger and softdi are silicon, harum battom was sec as I recall, bawka, hachi, rin, clucker and cin are not clown nor mime, neither is mona. Again, fuck off.

>>168943419
what do you know, he was right. all we've been getting from him is memes

>>168943658
Clowns and mimes are assumed to be using a stage name, aliens tend to have more leeway and silicons have no conventions for names at all.

>>168943980
Don't be mean to NewSarca, he hasn't learned to bait yet

>>168943980
[15:34:56]ADMIN: MOD: Gunosaguki/(Sharon Luvire) : I mean its fine to do that to ruse people with stolen names and agent cards and voice modifier and shit
[15:34:59]ADMIN: MOD: Gunosaguki/(Sharon Luvire) : but this is uh, lazy
[15:35:11]ADMIN: MOD: Gunosaguki/(Sharon Luvire) : cant even be bothered to meme the proper way

>>168943938
>likes consonant spam meme vox names
kyiss yourself

>>168943969
hi
try reading the entire post next time
because it's pretty clear i'm not the guy you're responding to and i also said that the guy you're responding to is wrong
but okay nice try good going

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>>168943282
>>168943209

Nah

Does anyone even care about the second bill being kill?

>>168944051
well thats true isnt it? you can steal identities, but you have to do it legit. you can't just copy someones name and join in, since at that point it becomes meta

>>168944008
Does that stop niggers and softdi from being literally meme names? How are they allowed?
No amount of saying they have more lee way can possibly excuse garbage like bawka gaijim. Hachi is barely excusable as is. The others are human so there is no excuse, on top of the fact they're not mimes nor clowns.

>>168944154
why can't I be named NIGGER420?
what's the harm in being named NIGGER420?
NO PROBE
NO KKK
NO FASCIST BYOND GAME

>>168943969
It's also spelled "Harum Batuhn" or Batohn depending on how quickly I have to rush to set my character preferences

>>168944113
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>168944154
>you can say that its a meta issue to use someones name and tryto steal access with it
But that's literally what happened.

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>>168944303
You walked into the wrong BUILD YOUR OWN NET DREAM buddyboy.

Also I think I've namefagged in the thread like twice this month. 90% of it has been some guy who is buttblasted and wants replies so he impersonates admins.

>>168944221
there are enough man-hen power bottoms that aren't banned shitting up the game right now to worry about some irrelevant coalburner/fire iron

>>168944345
I don't give a crap, as I said it's off the top of my head. How the fuck are you even allowed to use this name in the first place? How would you yourself defend it if you had to? What's wrong with you?

>>168944359
t. guy who put the clown stage name "nipples" in the same group as bawka gaijin
what i told you is the literal actual rule on names we have right now

>>168944370
Yeah. I agree that makes it a pretty damn funky thing to do and not something I'm comfortable with.

Using someones static name is whatever.

Using someones static name to trick someone into giving you access with the intent of doing a bad job in game to sabotage their reputation can fuck right off. Doing an intentionally bad job is grounds for a jobban as is.

>>168944226
>hachi is barely excusable
t. Kekikikikikikikakacaca

>>168940604
salad dodgers on suicide watch

>>168944480
Yeah well I don't give a gosh damned heck about your opinion of my shitty meme name so fuck you.

>>168944531
Nice non-sequitur, but even then, while mimes and clowns should be able to be called rin fukuimoto, how the fuck does that help muh imulsion that they're called memes and nipples?

>>168944226
Silicons always have meme names, its pretty much their thing. Personally I'm not a fan of reference names either, but at least they're feasible names. Pun names are just pun names. You either accept that you're working next to Hugh G Rection or you don't.

>>168944675
Tikaha actually.

>>168943736
>not already having a *fart macro
this is what separates the scrubs from the men

>>168945108
>t
>h
BANBANBAN

>>168945208
it's literally a randomly generated name that I stuck with.

things that actually happened last round
>detonated a TTV on myself on the bridge and lived

>>168944606
>Doing an intentionally bad job is grounds for a jobban as is.

Whoah there, careful about making a general statement like that.

You're allowed to do an absolutely shitty job on purpose if the job isn't super important, and if doing so doesn't kill people or otherwise ruin their round.

I asked admins just the other week if it was okay, for example, to join as detective and completely refuse to do any sec-related work and just chill in my office drinking Joe and practicing hardboiled one-liners and was told that it's fine.

>>168945178
but if you *fart you literally remove roleplay from the game and make me make faces at my monitor which makes me less apt to *giggle thus detracting horribly from everyone's experience especially yours
huh bet you feel like a big ole jerk now doncha

>>168945306
Dud?

>>168944964
you are actually drawing words you've heard out of a hat now because that very well follows the conversation ("guy is wrong," "fuck off," "no for real guy is wrong," "lemao merely pretending meme," "no for real that's our rule" - is this clear enough or do you need baby steps?)

mime and clown names are stage names (like i and someone else already said) which is the justification. how the fuck is shitty stage names from shitty entertainers on a shitty space station even your biggest name-related immulshon problem when reference names are actually genuinely allowed in the server rules

>>168945267
ban the random generator then, fuck it.

>>168945320
Which admin told you that?

>>168945503
no I rekt the bridge and killed a bunch of people but was unharmed myself

>>168945517
CAUSE DADDY GUB AIN'T DONE PAY FOR MUH TISM PILLS NO MO

>>168945517
No wonder the server is so fucked when people like you play on it.

>>168945676
nice ad hominem :^)

>>168945676
Shut up and fuck off then.
http://www.byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>>168945754
It would be ad hominem if there was any argument here, and if stating such facts as the fact you are pure cancer was an attempt to combat that argument.

>>168945816
nice grounded in reality and backed by real arguments
you're a pro at this

>>168945085
So meme names are OK now? Cool, I'll be called Nigger Dick starting next round.

>>168945816
>and if stating such facts as the fact you are pure cancer was an attempt to combat that argument
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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soon (hopefully)

>>168945951
no you won't
>>168945972
go back to 2010 gramps

>>168945972
It's OK pajeet, one day you'll be a true American, too!

>>168945951
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh that's a nono
"Digger Nick" is the roleplay-appropriate moniker

[17:29:28]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): You're a Rivera too?
[17:29:36]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): welcome to the clan
[17:30:27]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera)->Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera): I don't like or want to be associated with any group you may be in, but thank you
[17:30:33]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): rude
[17:31:08]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): oh is that why you're not an admin anymore, you decided to go off in a terrible way to protest
[17:31:17]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera)->Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera): Eh?
[17:31:28]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): i see your endgame buddy
[17:31:57]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): purposely get deadminned to make a statement i feel you
[17:32:35]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera)->Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera): Naah, I was deadminned because nobody else was on and I had to handle my own shit
[17:37:52]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera)->DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera): tfw u will never have a girl be touchy with u in the dark alleyway while u wait for metaclub hitsquads to take ur life

>>168945987
>not the ultra canadian 15 wheels of cheese poutine

Bittersweet.

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/14132

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>>168946213
Is Zealotron 13 or 16?

>>168946106
What about Niggr Dck though?

>>168946213
if I put a dr. pepper and some beanless chili under one of those basket-with-a-stick traps I could take over your whole state by tomorrow morning

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>>168946253
this may exist but in a separate PR, another day
still working out exactly how it'll work but it may be admin-only or ridiculously expensive (20+ cheese wheels) and be able to dispense infinite poutine glazed with maple syrup instead of gravy

>>168946348
No, he's 14.

>>168946363
Make it adminspawn only, and if someone eats the whole thing it plays the Canadian anthem to the server.

>>168946348
Metaclubteen

>>168946363
Long as it exists, in some form, im fine with it. Id rather for it to be craftable, but hey, adminspawn works too.

>>168946356
Highly fucking illegal.

>>168946610
How about the gravy of the citadel sprite is replaced with syrup, and it's craftable?

Poutine ocean is 4 dangerously cheesy poutine barrels, and the poutine citadel is a poutine ocean, an additional barrel, and something else very Canadian. What should that Canadian thing be?

>>168946363
A meal to rival the super bite burger

>>168946213
>[17:30:27]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Felicity Riviera)->Zealotron/(Conner O'Sawbones Rivera): I don't like or want to be associated with any group you may be in, but thank you

>>168947497
de-fucking-stroyed

>>168947149
Snow? Icecream? Niceness?

>>168947149

The beaver hat.

>>168946213
What crawled up Dragonbro's ass
He's been a real cunt since he's been deadmin. Good fucking riddance

>>168947726
He's salty that Pain doesn't want him back without an application.
Maybe next time don't handle your own ic problems as an admin Dragonbro

>>168947574
is niceness admin spawnable only because i can never find it on the server
;_;

>>168947726
>since he's been deadmin
How do you think he got deadminned in the first place
Wasn't by being a good admin that's for sure

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>>168947809
I try and spread niceness, anon
I hope it reaches you someday

>>168947574
>>168947652
How about a snowball (requires some knowledge to acquire), beaver hat, and honey (as an analog of syrup)?

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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=18556#p18556

I've never seen such a terrible appeal in all my life.

>tfw left behind
:(
Still glad we made it though, good job guys

SO to the two Vox Nuke Ops last round that snuck in as traders and nabbed the disk.

You guys pulled that off beautifully. Sorry for jumping the gun and leaving one of you behind.

Bananas!

>>168948772
U G H
it was my gimmick i was rping

Stopping grenade explosion by resting on them and only gibbing yourself when? Whenever you accidently prime a nade you can save others by sacrificing yourself.

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You have been visited by the greytide squad of robustness. Valids and glubs will be given to you, but ONLY if you post "HELP SHITCURITY KIDNAPPING ME" in this thread.

>>168948889
my win rate as fake trader is like 66%
it's pretty powergay actually

>>168949008
grenades working more like actual grenades when? y'know. not being pure explosions? having to have shrapnel attached to it to actually do damage beyond the concussive force and fireball?

>>168948862
The worst feel.

What are pomfcoins even for?

>>168949132
Shrapnel grenades are a thing.

>>168949226
It was something out of a movie, make it just in time to be left behind and then just go back to the nuke and stare at it as i'm blown into oblivion

>Surfer asking about being an admin

LMAO
M
A
O

>>168949842
if kolith got admin than fucking anyone can get admin.

>>168949947
hi megamaw

so I've been playing SS13 for a few days now, but only as a Shaft Miner and Assistant.

i think I've gotten a hang of most of tips and tricks of the mining job, like going northwest into the little asteroids for easy diamonds, carrying a spare goliath with you for baiting other monsters, asking for bags of holding at R&D, having ore priorities be R&D > Robotics > Mechanics, etc

What are some other tips/powergaming knowledge to master the job so I can move on to something more advanced like Cargo Technician?

>>168950936
Everyone knows the next step up from mining is xenoarcheology. The only people that continue to play as a miner just don't have the IQ for xenoarcheology. Mining is not worth mastering.