/twg/ - Total War General

First for Gelt, the weakest yet best looking lord.

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First for roads.

What are the required mods for Better flags

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I was thinking about getting this dlc because I want to play a gobbo faction, anyone here played as them?

Are they shit, or are they worth a shot?

>>168902373
Best

>Heroes of Might and Magic had town screens from game 1 to the latests, excluding 6th, because fuck it
>Total War ain't got town screen in 2k17

what's their justification?

>>168902373
GOBBOS are best, you dont need big gits to be good!

Can someone give me a quick rundown on goblinz?

>>168902613
>>168902651
really? am i being meme'd?

>>168902373
It's a hard campaign, especially when Archaon shows up, but it's really fun. Haven't tried Angrund yet but people have told me it's hard as shit.

>>168902704
Nah it's actually pretty great. It can be a little hard to get the ball rolling depending on difficulty but Its a nice change of pace from the vanilla greenskin campaign.

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>>168902373
>>168902702
>>168902704
Why do I love Skarsnik so much?
It's pretty simple when I iz finkin' 'bout it. Skarsnik izn't just da best character in da War'ammer world, 'ee might just be da greenest character of all time. Just imaging 'im riding fru da halls of Karak Eight-Peaks, da wind in 'is 'at, 'is mighty Gobbla below 'im. As 'ee rides fru da World's Edge Mountains, da Stunties soil demselves at 'is very scent. Dey knows 'ow 'ee smells, da essence of 'is smell iz in da Stunties Book of Grudges unda da name of "Skarsnik Fungusm" Da very nature of Skarsnik iz mystery. Could 'ee be playin' a deepa game den even Gork and Mork realizes? Da answer iz yes, 'ee 'as transcended such boundaries as da written world, and 'as free will to do woteva 'ee seez fit. 'owever, Skarsnik iz filled wiff such cunnin', such morky craft dat 'ee does not even use deese powers.

>>168902704
nah lad, king and the warlord offers the best campaign gameplay

I know it may sound silly, but are Total Warhammer and Warhammer Online models on about the same level of quality? is it possible to rip a model out of WHO and import it into TWWH?
Can one replace Archaon with Tchar'zanek?

>>168902763
>>168902865
>>168902950
>>168902961
alright, cheers lads

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G O B L I N S

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Repostan my vampire state troops.

>>168902990
no
BOB doesn't allow you to recompile models into rigid_models_v2

>>168902990
I'm pretty sure TW warhammer models are much better
Dunno if u can import it tho

How the fuck can I get a stable over 60 FPS on Total Warhammer?

I am most certain my CPU is bottlenecking the FPS, how much difference would overclocking my CPU make realistically? Does anybody know?

>>168903210
>That thin no armor variant on the right

Remove

Also add sylvanian coat of arms/sigils on the shields

>>168903317
you got any links for said coat of arms?
My GIMP skills are lacking.

>remove no armor variant
I am keeping the codpiece.

>>168903298
It's a CPU heavy game.

>>168903404

What kind of difference would going from DX11 to DX12 make by itself, if any? I might bite the bullet for the performance.

>>168903506
You better test it.

Try turning off shadows too

Okay explain me this warhammerfags
If old world filled with monsters, chaos, disease and shit
How come Empire manage to build such great civilization, culture and technology?

>>168903371
orcs get basilisks in AoS?

>>168903298
Post specs

>>168903563

I can't test it because I don't have windows 10. But I might get it if it makes my performance significantly better.

>>168903598
Sigmar

>>168903598
Dwarven and elven help.

>>168903298

I overclocked my i5 6400 to 4.4 ghz and it's about doubled my fps from the stock clocks

I'm running an r9 390 with it and can't get over 45 fps at 1080p on atitta at the lowest settings apart from ultra unit size but warhams runs at 60+ pretty consistently on high

why is attita so badly optimized m8s, I can't really enjoy the game at potato tier graphics or at 20 fps

>>168903598
Sigmar/Conan the Barbarian started it, and the dwarf alliance kept it going

Who are you going to play first a week tomorrow?
>van carstein
>bretonnia

And specifically which lord?
>Louen
>Alberic
>Fay Enchantress
>Isabella
>Vlad (in his new start position)

>>168902704
Actually no.
Its unfair and busts your balls but thats what makes it so fun.
You are actually forced to you know, use your cunning for a change.

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Xth for the waifus of Ulthuan

>>168903878

The Gay Enchanfeet

>>168903658

i5-4670k @3.40ghz
GTX 1070
16 gig RAM

Using windows 7 so no DX12.

I'm not a very technologically literate man but I feel my shitty ass old CPU is bottle-necking this game specifically because of how total war works. I'm considering buying a good cooler for my CPU to overclock it but I don't want to waste the money if it won't make much difference. I would probably upgrade to windows 10 if it made a good difference but I don't want to if it won't.

Benchmark gives me like 70fps on max settings with shadows on high and unlimited video memory on. Problem is the reality is it's more of a constant 50-60 dipping and when shit really hits the fan it can go as low as like 24-35 dipping.

If you think something else could be the problem please inform my retarded ass.

>>168903878
I want to see what other changes they've made to magic beforehand (I notice flesh to stone was +60 armour in the steam build they had)
If it's not much I'll just go with Louen since I'm boring

>>168903371
Is she going to get enriched?

>>168904008
Depends entirely if Warhammer can use more than 4 CPU cores or not. It probably doesn't (unless they did something to the game recently) and so you likely wouldn't see a big increase from getting a newer processor, seeing as CPU performance hasn't really increased all that much since the 4670k came out.

>>168904008

Overclock, my man. Your GPU is really way over what your CPU is able to deal with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNsNq5QEVM

>what i'm going to do is try to offend every single identity on earth

reminder that legend is /ourguy/

>>168904587

What's a good and reliable cooler I could buy for my CPU and what should I try to overclock it to?

>tfw you blasting charge your own units

>>168904796
they're only stunties so no big deal

>>168903975
Isn't that some queer ESO shit?

>>168904796
Are Blasting Charges good in GC? I've rarely used them because I hated Miners.

>>168904981
Only really got the game but they seem fucking broken, but maybe they're not you don't get that many but it seems they can completely wipe out a unit or very close to doing so.

>>168904981
They help make ironbreakers even more ridiculously tanky, as most stuff won't manage a clean charge against them with the blasting charges disrupting their formation.

>>168904746

I know fuck all about coolers, I just bought an extra big noisy fan when I overclocked. I'd go to 3.8 or so. Be sure to vacuum inside the case every 3 months or so

>>168904981
Ironbreakers have them too. I never saw any benefit in them, but I seemed to get rekt by them when fighting the AI dorfs

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He is going full Hitler mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNsNq5QEVM

>Seven (7) days before Bretonnia and Isabella

https://s1.webmshare.com/eWDr8.webm

>>168904981

Ironbreakers have good stats, it's the blasting charges that put them up there as some of the best in the game, they can absolutely shred a frontline of tightly packed troops, even heavily armored Chaos Warriors can have half their HP shaved off by just blasting charges.

>>168904109
>jap artwork
>female captured in battle
guess

>>168904698
>>168905375
Fuck off Legend.

>>168905176

Thanks my man, thanks to everyone else who replied to me also.

>>168904109
40k Orks have no dicks. When the Ork Commander in Dawn of war II: Retribution captures the inquisitor chick, all he does is steal her hat.

>>168905458
Got a link?

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>GW won't let them release Slaanesh DLC

Why are Hammerers so shit, lads?

Is Age of Charlemagne worth it for $7.50?

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>>168905787
You dont say.
Good thing that japs can make porn out of doorknobs.

>>168906158
Enough of this meme. GW has already included new artwork with boobs in AOS books.

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>tfw Warhammer gets me into real Chaos Magick

>>168906207
That sounds too hilarious for you to not sauce.

>>168906204
Absolutely.

>>168906234
Hell, you just have to look at the new Aelf shit to see that boobs are not a problem.

And if you pay attention to AoS they're clearly building up to Slaanesh getting free.

AoS is shit enough without people inventing dumb as fuck and blatantly untrue memes to make it worse.

>>168906308
>tfw my ladyfriend likes Nurgle but I'm a Tzeentchfag
>tfw we argue about best Chaos all the time
Suffering

legend dropping the hard r n-word in his latest video

>>168906647
Who?

>>168906308
>"real" Chaos Magick

@168906647
fuck off leg end

>>168906647
holy shit i'm so scandalized i simply must watch his videos and contribute to his ad revenue right now!!

>>168904698
>his priest starts with 8 piety
is this normal? i don't remember that in my apache game

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Added some bretonnian skirts for peasants to wear. The problem with zombie legs is that they are too skinny and stand out badly, codpieces notwithstanding.

What empire state troop units should I add for the vampire counts? So far I have spearmen (both varieties), swordsmen and xbowmen.

>>168906365
[Kondom] Kagiana (Hontou wa Eroi Otogibanashi)

They also filmed a live action version.

>>168907007
>They also filmed a live action version.

Oh japan.

Thanks man, anyhow.

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Who /Lowborn/ here?

>>168904892

It's a Shadow Warrior you wazzock.

>>168907554
I could be a Count if i schmoozed the right relatives.
But an Italian Count so I'm not sure it is worth the effort.

> Still no SEGA mail with the blood DLC

>>168902084
> I am ready. Are you?

>>168903878
Probably Von Carstein / Isabella since you can get Vlad turn 2

>>168903878
I want to go for the main faction and play as Bretonnia proper under Louen, but at the same time, I hear the call of Alberich in his pimp armor.

>>168903878

Alberic, most likely.
I'd like to try the ''new'' mechanic.
I want to create a solid knight ''crusader'' army and travel around the world, killing greenskins n'shit while also trying to take control over Bretonnia using just politics.

>>168908058
I'm with you there. I remember CA saying in their advice for wood elf players that you don't have to go for territory next to athel loren, and it sounds like this'll be a really legitimate thing for brets to do as well. Diva Vult!

>>168907805
If you are going to play as the von Carsteins, Isabella seems basically objectively better for the 2 starting Vampiresses and buffs to their stats. And obviously the fact that you can recruit Vlad turn 2.

Honestly, why would anyone ever play the standard VC's anymore? Literally the only reason to play them post Vlad is now gone with Vlad and Isabella being there own faction, and does anyone really like Mannfred enough to play as them?

>>168907554
>fly planes with a wee USA laddie
>he asks grandma about his ancestors
>gets a ledger
Here, he took a pic for me
http://imgur.com/a/yIexF

>>168908483
the starting varghulf maybe.

>>168907554
That's a big horse

>>168908483
Mannfred is overall a better hero stat wise but yeah,im waiting for Isabella too.

>>168908345
Yeah, that's the part that interests me the most, you don't need to ''expand''.
We'll have to see how economy works, cause I'm sure those knights won't be cheap, and you can't have a peasant army cause it fucks up the economy too.
But overall, is a very interesting concept.

>>168908743
Maybe the peasants are just manlets?
When will they learn? Never, because they're illiterate.

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>>168908743


...I've given you a small fortune. Lands, titles, fiefdoms and castles....

>>168908345
>Brets do as well
>a faction to emulate the Welves

ALBERIC HITLER AND HIS GRAILMACHT

>Play Empire
>Go north to take Marienburg
>Louen is there with ten grail knights and nine mercenary treekin
>Bretonnia has declared war on you

>>168908483
I'd still play them in theory.
I like vlad the most but don't much care for Isabella's implementation. I don't want to leapfrog forced march stacks and overwhelm the opponent like that.

The lack of faction name change and capital change sours the Vlad start for me.
Honestly I'll get in a legendary game as Vlad now before anything changes.

>all those people mocking bretonnia for having inferior cav
>mfw Hippogryph Knights, Royal Pegasus Knights, buffed Grail Knights and Grail Guardians.

>>168908953
>bretonnians will still get shot and dier.

>>168908953
>all those people mocking bretonnia for having inferior cav
these people don't exist

There is legitimate discussion about the triumvirate of heavy cavalry on the TT, but that is the extent of it.

Is Crusader Kings any good?

>>168907554
So who are the guys like the one in the pickture? I mean lower than knights but still kinda nobility class. Or smiths and other skilled laborers? I don't think nobility would trust peasants with jobs like this, but, on the other hand, every noble-born male is supposed to be a knight.

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I sexually identify as an Orc Warlord.

AMA.

>>168909150
heralds and squires and shit.

>>168909140
It's not too bad. You have to learn how to not get fucked by inheritance as well as learn more for specific starts. Then the gameplay is standard map painting.
You have to be able to roleplay your character or it's too boring.

There is a new DLC landing probably within a month from now.
The game has honestly been declining in quality.

>>168909101
>muh triumvirate of heavy cavalry

Face it anon you got btfo.

Bretonnia always wins baby!

>>168909150
Emerging middle class?
>>168909184
I identify as an attack gyrocopter and you triggered me you shitlord.
>>168909140
Good enough to pirate it. Paradox is so pricey on DLC they would give oven dodgers a run for their money.

>>168909184

Why are you not on reddit where you belong?

>not fighting brettonia with pike & shot to BTFO everything they have

apart from the royal brettonian airforce flanking your shit that is

>>168909309
>>168909239
but where do they come from? How can you become "middle class" in Brettonia?

>>168904109
Yes. She later accepts her place asa sow.

>>168909140
It was but after all those dlc and patches they literally ruin game

>>168909307
Need to brush up on that reading comprehension buddy.
You imply that I have a stake in the argument. I don't.

Demis with halberds will still come out on top because CA are incompetent retards.

>>168909415
technically you are still a peasant, but since you are trading and generally making money, you can afford the finer things in life, sumptuary laws notwithstanding.

>>168909327


They banned me for posting Grobi lewds.

>>168909184
How is life without a penis?

>>168909101
>these people don't exist

Yes, they did.

There's been plenty of shitposting about that.

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So it seems CA is going to be changing the faction screen with the Bretonnia release.

>>168909415
There are working peasants and the solidering peasants that a knight might give a friendly nod to after he survives while his 99 brothers did not.

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So is this guy just some questing cuck that actually made it all the way into Athel Lorena nd got forest magic shoved up his ass from the elves?

>>168909487
If you don't have a stake in the argument, then why are you pretending that nobody ever shitposted about Bretonnia having inferior cavalry?

It's like the faggots who claim that there's no such thing as a racist Trump supporter.

>>168909671
He's the first King of Bretonnia. The Lady of the Lake is his breeding bitch.

>>168909535

Why do you think I'm waging war all the time?

>>168909671
Well you know how it goes with the wood elves and forests.
You either pay with brass ...or your ass

>>168909583
Of course they are. The only reason they regressed from the Attila style of faction selection is because there were so fucking few factions to choose from in the first place.

>>168909827
Alright, listen to me you pole-proportioned dendrophile!

>>168909671

He's the ghost of Gilles le Breton the Uniter, the legendary first king of Bretonnia.

>>168909101
>I never shitposted about bretonnian cavalry
>I was just making legitimate arguments in a legitimate discussion! I swear!

Kek

Bretonnian cavalry pre Old world is pretty underwhelming compared to peasant hordes.

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Reminder you will never bang a hot smoking dragoness

>>168909685
I only know for sure what I've seen and I haven't seen what you've described.

What context are they talking shit about Bretonnian cav?
TT?
Current unfinished/unbalanced roster?
Hypothetical finished roster?

Everyone knows how good Bretonnian cav has been on the TT for fourteen years now so I don't think any new commentary on that front could possibly be taken seriously if it differed from accepted facts.

The second option I haven't seen because of the self-advertising fact that they are by definition unfinished.

And the last possibility is pure conjecture. And nobody should be triggered by that.

I could shout out that TYRION WILL BE WORSE THAN ARCHAON IS RIGHT NOW and it won't matter. Even the most autistic of Helf fans won't give a fuck about such an empty and baseless comment. And if I'm wrong and somebody remembers I won't be "BTFO" because I was never invested.

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Skaven when

>>168909583
Good, this one right now is definitely placeholder

>>168908938
tbqh I finished my VC campaign but really playing them as a standard faction (kinda new to TW, only 40-50 hours in Attila before). I've been itching to go back and do the 1 stack zombs/skellies with 1 elite cav/monsters reinforcing strategy ever since and Isabella gives me a good excuse.

Also, now that I failed my Empire campaign, what should I try 'till the next update ? I don't have King & Warlord (or Chaos and Beastmen but not interested in the horde mechanic) yet but may pick it up.

>>168910091
Why do you write so pretentiously about shit nobody cares about?

>>168909776
Lileath is a virgin and the furthest she'll go is to ERP with Teclis.

Gilles le Breton is her boyfriend(platonic).

>>168909671
He made elven goddess Lileath his wife and sired half elven children that become ancestors of Louen Leoncoeur and Fay Enchantress.

>>168909827
>>168909987


Ok, why is he all GREENED then? Seems like hs is some Wood Elf sleeper agent.

>>168909295
>>168909309
>>168909426
There's a Warhammer mod, but I can't find a download link for it. Is it on their forums? Because I think you have to purchase a game to access its forum.

>>168910326

He's a ghost you dip.

He's green because the lake where him and the Lady are always fucking is full of weeds and algae

>>168910262
I have autism.

>>168910262
Why did you take the time to reply to something nobody cares about?

>>168910326
He literally fucked the hell out of that elven bitch and become her immortal champion.

>>168903878
I want to do louen, but I think Alberic will be my first LL run through as bretonnia since I've done some modded bretonnia play throughs and I own lord when i played the table top game was always just a generic lord.

>>168910408
Ask on /gsg/ and they will dig it out for ya...maybe its in the OP too.
>>168910326
He banged an orc, duh.

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>>168910073

>ywn have a belt made out of castles either

>>168910443
Why did you take the time to reply to a reply to something nobody cares about?

>>168910414

You are gay.

>>168910445

I now accept this as canon.

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So i just watched video about Mousillon and what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZL4quNDXes

I always thought it just like Sylvania, but with peasants and vampire knights
But looks like it absolutely fucking shit hole

>>168910712

>sylvania but with peasants and vampire knights
>but it looks like an absolute shithole

checks out

>>168910408
Yeah the mod forums are gated behind registering your key. And I think now it may even be linking your steam account. I haven't touched mods for a long while.
Just get somebody to find you a direct download link. Shouldn't be too hard.

Geheimnisnacht is okay. A lot going on and it kinda runs contrary to the grain of both Warhammer and CK2. In that they don't really join.

You either play important named character X and it isn't really a CK2 game any more because you never change much and are practically immortal.
Or you play as literally who and then it's a weird watered down Warhammer setting and fairly vanilla CK2 gameplay.

Don't know how stable it is at the moment, I know that before the game used to slowdown immensely because of the event they used to generate more amazon characters was a weird script rather than the actual conception and birth mechanics most characters use.
And it was out of control so there were more amazon characters in their irrelevant shithole than in like the entire empire.\
And the fix for that wasn't to remove the script but to mod over the mod a crazy mortality rate for the amazon race.

>>168910712
Everywhere is a fucking shithole with no exception in any universe GW creates.

>>168910492
not with that attitude you won't

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Are beastmen stronger than Rats?

>>168910712

Are you implying Sylvania isn't a shithole?

>>168910969
it's a better place than mousillon and zombopeasants.

>>168910946

Ratmen don't exist faggot, but if they existed tey would waaayyy stronger that those dumb goat-things.

I just realized I won't receive the Blood Dlc's cause yesterday the winner was DOW2, instead of TW:WH.

Fuck me, man. The only prize I was barely interested in and we lost...

>>168909415
You become a merchant in the big cities. There are a lot of them. They are not as powerful as the burghers in the Empire though.

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>>168910492
>mfw ask her for some casual sex
>she wasnt dicked for centuries
>humans are too shitty for her taste
>would only bang bandana crazy elf dude
WELL FUCK YOU TOO. IL GO SCREW A DRYAD INSTEAD AND SMELL LIKE LAVENDER FOR A WEEK

>>168910946
As a political entity?
Neither is capable of properly uniting outside of extreme(Nagash) circumstances.

A beastman obviously squishes a rat, but the rats are cunning and have technology. So they'll probably poison a minotaur to sleep and kidnap it and get it high on warpstone crack and splice its legs with a couple of doomwheels and set it on its former herdmates.

>>168911084
Wasn't the Blood DLC prize only for all the games before Warhammer?

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>>168911202
>screwing a dryad.

finally I found a reason to post this glitch I had once.

>>168910946
Physically? Obviously.
Militarily? Nope.

>>168911202
No friend, she has a taste for dwarf meat.

>>168911410
STUNTIED

>>168910936
>>168910936
>A lot going on and it kinda runs contrary to the grain of both Warhammer and CK2.

I'm sort of interested exactly because it's an unusual approach to the Warhammer setting.

Fuck man imagine how badly CA is going to fuck up the next expansion.

>Reddit rats
>Dreaded 13th spell is another generic direct damage spell that is unviable because it has no area, does less damage than flock of doom and costs more
>Doomwheel is Black Coach 2.0

>>168911410
>Dwarfs?
>I don't know, maybe it's a dragon thing.

I love the dialogue in this series.

>>168911336

Yeah, I think so.
Still, I'm missing it for Shogun 2.

>>168911582
why are skaven considered reddit?

not a warhammerfag

>>168911687
>why are skaven considered reddit?
jealousy because they're the best faction

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>>168911687
it's a meme for memebrains

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>>168911357
Warhammer has superiour tree tits.

>>168911687
they're well liked

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>>168911410
Goddamn

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Is there a roll chart for Third Age DaC?

>>168911687
They're a pretty wacky race who could potentially destroy the other races if they weren't so wacky.

Done right they're hilarious, done badly they're annoying and overpowered. William King knows how to write them right, whoever was behind End Times wrote them wrong.

>>168911920
Yep, somewhere.

>>168911920
Just throw a dart at your screen.

Total War Attila: Blood and Burning - ?V7VJ-NPJ9V-RVE?G
? = 3

Sorry if I'm late, but I've seen that TW Warhammer won the MWNL competition, still I didn't receive nothing for it. Is that their error or it's just that they didn't send any prize?

>>168912369
28th I think, with all the new updates.

>>168912269
ta la

>>168912269
Not working. Shame.

>>168912369
If you mean in general, yeah, we will get Isabella with the Bretonnia update.
If you mean from yesterday's victory, apparently, we lost.

Funny. We win every shit yet once there is a TW prize we lose.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>168911953
The joke is that they are a shadowy race of ruthless conspirators who occasionally get themselves blown up or eaten by their own creations.

Attila is possibly the best TW game to date.

Total War Rome II: Blood and Gore - ??5BX-2LCLK-FP7VG
Total War Attila: Blood and Burning - ?I30B-0Y35L-3W900

? = 2

>>168912928
Huh, I never realised that the blood DLC for Attila doesn't add any units or anything

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And I think to myself...

Got mail from sega, have all those dlc alredy

Total War Rome II: Blood and Gore
63HPY-DLKZA-GB2M3

Total War Attila: Blood and Burning
6X9EE-C8BVL-E3R5E

Shogun 2 Blood Pack
7Z4E6-G72ZV-4ZMRK

>>168913158
>Shogun 2 Blood Pack
ta la

>>168913220
fuck youuuuuuuu

>>168912928
Oh yeah and Shogun 2 Blood Pack - ?JZ96-2JV96-R3DKI
? = 2

>>168912891
So they're jews?

>>168913150
>dis stinks!!

>>168913150
what unit is that?
i think the only goblin artillery i seen was the one that launches goblins with wingsuits

>>168913385
Gnoblars are jews.

>>168913385
No that's the Chaos Dwarfs.

>>168913496
My purchase of the inevitable Ogre Kingdoms DLC hinges on the Gnoblars having hilarious Liverpool accents.

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/455041/

>>168913385
No that's Wood Elves.

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>>168913651
She looks better when she doesn't frown.

>>168913821
What woman doesnt.

>>168913821
>>168913651

She looks like she has no eyebrows.
>>168913275
>>168913158

Dammit, I'm missing Shogun 2 and Attila blood packs.

>>168913917
>women have eyebrows
Are you retarded? They puck them out.

Shogun 2 Blood Pack - 40?KW-55PPN-4YPW0

? = X

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>>168913158

>>168913651

the only good thing about all this is the Vlad has his own faction he's leader of now

Isabella is ugly as sin, and the only use for her will be buffing Vlad and his armies

>>168914048
Thanks.

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>>168913158
I forgot to thank you. Thank you a ton

>>168913821
Why does she have pointy elven ears ?

Jesus christ, why the fuck can these goblin fucks run so far in the campaign map, they're running x2 the distance I can in my own land

>>168902006
Hey guys I really enjoyed reading about the Lords and Heroes in OP's pastebin. Is there anywhere I find out in detail about units for all the races?

G O B L I N Z

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>>168913651
Wew, she's bae

>>168914168
>mfw the capital will be in a small town instead of castle templehof or something

They really need to fucking make it so you can change capitals. Or at least make it so the first big city you get becomes you capital.

>>168914378
they're in march stance and you're not?

Whats a good faction in Warhammer for me to learn to git gud at the game?

I've tried each one but never played a full campaign with any as when I face an enemy close to power with me or more powerful I fail and quit the campaign.

For example with Bloody Hand I had a large portion of the badlands and another Greenskin faction had the rest and I attempted an attack on their largest stack but lost most of my only big army leaving all my settlements open to attack so I gave up.

I did like vampires a lot because of turtling ability which is key for learning I think.

General tips would be appreciated too.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLUoycO3m_A

>>168914523
Why don't you use crysnos' startpos.esf?

>>168914670
Dwarfs

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So what's with the Lord of The Storm and Foot of Gork damage scaling? They delete cavalry but don't really do anything against infantry. Does lying on the ground provides i-frames for infantry?

>>168914019
>They puck them out.

No we don't. A bit, to create the arch, but not entirely. People look dumb without eyebrows.
>>168914670
You didn't even fail, mate.
Don't quit as soon as things start to look bad. you'll grow scared of them and become a coward and a weakling. Face you fucking fears, dammit.

Strike when they are weak. Make an army with a good composition and strike to steal a few regions. Keep a secondary army to secure your rear and give support to the main one.
Use agents to scout enemy armies, slow them down and fuck their economy (as much as you can, since the AI cheats anyway...)

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would you stick your dick in it?

>>168915096
>we
Trannies pls leave. You arent chicks.

So where does Vladdy actually start?

>>168915167
I think I read Swartzchaven or whatever the fuck it's called.

>>168915249
Word, makes sense

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>>168915097
The question isn't if, but where?

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>>168914115
This will be good, especially for AE :^(

I want to rejoice as Bretonnia already.

>>168913476
The Dwarves have that Goblin lobber RoR so I bet its probably that.

>>168907653
Italian nobility is the best type of nobility, ya dingus

>>168915592
Italians only do three things the best
Cars
Guns
Suits
Big fan of all of them.

The only vampire heroes are women, right? If I wanted to field an army consisting entirely of vampires and maybe blood knights, would it be all women excluding whatever lord there was in the army? I'd like to have a variety desu

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Reminder

>>168909184
I also identify as an orc warlord.

Y-You w-wanna go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! sometime? :3

>>168915775

quality memes

>>168915514
>RoR
i seen this posted before, what is it?

>>168915746
somebody's modded the female vampire as a lord, can someone mod the male vampires as heroes?

>>168908483
Mannfred is still the best lord in the game. Best magic, flying dragon zombie, and top tier melee.

>>168913158
Oh cool, thought they weren't going to do those since they just skipped the 4th challenge and announced Warhammer as the winner. Still waiting for the email though

Were the other games even supposed to win?

TWW was the only one that had DLC announced if they won but I didn't hear about any DLC from the other games.

>>168916079
regiment of renown

>>168916092
yes, the modding alone would be trivial. They would have female names.

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>>168915723
>italian cars
>italian guns

>>168916079
Regiments of Renown, its part of one of the DLC's. Gives you suped up version of units for higher cost. You get access to more of them as your lord levels up. Oftentimes the RoR units will look a little different too in addition to being stronger than its normal counterpart.

>>168916228
>hating on the beretta.

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>>168916228
>Not italian cars
>Not italian guns

>>168913821
VLAAAAAD? IM LOOKING FOR MY HUSBAND VLAD

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

>>168916228
Would be hilariously ironic if you're American.

>>168916195
>>168916275
Ah, those units with purple text or whatever? I seen some in the Empire's armies in my game but I thought they were merc units or something.

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Speaking of vampire related shenanigans, rate this idea of a building.

So I'm not a big expert of the Warhammer world, mainly because when I search something I just get boring wars after wars. I'm more interested in the lore. Let's start with something basic, reproduction, how does it work for the various races?

I think that human are quite obvious
I remember reading that orks are like bacteria, they divide in multiple organisms.
Vampires are also quite self explicatory
What about dwarves? Females have beards too?
What about Beastmen, do they have beastwomen? Do they crossbreed with shit like harpies? Or are they zoophile fucks?
Wood Elves are also a total mystery to me

>>168916395
Yea, they start out maxed rank too with the triple gold chevron's. Especially good for early campaign when you don't have access to much.

>>168916493
I can't attest if its precisely the same in fantasy, but 40k orks reproduce by releasing spores when they die. These spores eventually mature into more orks, of varying types.

>>168916441
A Human Settlement in a Vampire Faction that reduces Corruption? For WHAT purpose, exactly?

>>168916441
meh

Vampires don't like taking humans to war because they're inconvenient. Skeletons are just as good and you don't need to feed skeletons.

but whatever. that's just me. I'm sure someone would like it

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>>168916303
>Italians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqoOk5nZEKw

>>168916493
Orks are like fungus, they release spores. I've seen people say they release them when they die but I didn't think they had to be dead to do that.

Beastwomen exist but they are known to be docile so they just exist to breed and raise young. They also get beastmen from mutant babies that humans have that the parents don't have the heart to kill so they leave in the forest and the beastmen come snatch them up to raise as their own.

>>168916695
it seems to also boost income and include human units which would possibly contain ranged units.

Its as bad as you think

>>168916695
they generate boatloads of money.
You can theoretically build 5 of those buildings in a settlement. Each of them would generate 500 gold and increase the productivity of all settlement buildings by 50%.

>>168916760
Italians are shit at war, thats a given.

But they make nice cars and guns.

>>168916441
I saw a picture before with Isabella leading empire units. Is this a mod or is this actually gonna happen with Vlad faction? Be interesting to have VC's with some ranged at least.

The Inept General makes just as many lore mistakes as arch.

Why did you guys recommend him to me.

>>168916871
I'm assuming you're the modder, but if not, hope he sees this.

If that's what you're going for, why not make the unit recruitment a part of the garrison force instead? Would make sense. Why would humans risk their lives to serve in a vampire army? They'd want to confine themselves to their cities and try to not get eaten.

>>168916961
I am making a "radious tier mod" that will add basic empire state troops to the vampire factions. They will generally be underpowered because of no tech advances and the like but would be a nice fluffy addition to the vampire counts.
And yes, they include crossbowmen.

I don't know if someone else is making a mod like that.


Any ideas on what else I could add to the vampire count buildings?

>>168916493
Beastmen Gaves are interesting.

http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Gaves

I also read somewhere that beastmen don't attack the human parents that go into the woods with the mutant child. This might have been from an edition before GW made beastmen even more bloodthristy.

>>168917068
He is not a cunt and don't claim he is loremaster

>>168917142
Specialist troops. And I plan on making them largely a garrison unit. The units you see recruitable are just for testing to see if they are working properly on the campaign map.

>>168917194

>adding empire units to VC
>radious tier

That's actually lore-friendly, anon.

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>>168916493

>>168917378
apparently adding infrastructure to the empire makes the game unbalanced according to our resident mod expert.

Stuff like buildable roads and industry is shallow and adds nothing to the game.


What else should I add for the vampires apart from human settlements?

>>168916216
including voices? I assume renaming wouldn't be too hard, right? at least you can change them in-game

>>168916493
>Beastwomen

You can Beastmen doe's as followers. But a lot of beastmen are just mutant humans or the results of beastmen raids. And yeah apparently chaos can work in mysterious ways.

Wood elves are you typical way. Just be afraid though. they like to kidnap bretonnian kids is all i'm saying.

>>168917212
Yeah this is the kind of shit I'm interested in. I think it would be nice if they included more lore in the Warhammer games, maybe in the form of some bestiary and documents

Total War Rome II: Blood and Gore - BJMB6-W7I2G-WXNZL

Total War Attila: Blood and Burning - B5325-YKIDH-0V644

>>168917668
yes. The voices and the like would be easy.

Honestly the biggest problem right now would be that the faction leader would look like a chick but sound like a dude, but come bretonnia and the Old World edition every vampire faction leader would be replaced by a non vampiric lord Legendary lord.

>>168916896
well, nice guns except their WW2 ones

>>168917743

Yeah, if you're totally new to the franchise it's a hell to get into. Even worse if you try it with Age of Shitmar.

>>168916493
>I remember reading that orks are like bacteria, they divide in multiple organisms.

In Warhammer 40,000, orks reproduce via spores released throughout their lives and after death. The spores create a fungal ecosystem which grows snotlings, squigs, goblins and finally orcs. It has never been explicitly stated that they reproduce in the same manner in Warhammer Fantasy, but in later editions reference is made to "orcish spores" arriving in the Old World.

Every female dwarf miniature released by GW that I know of has had no beard and in the now defunct online game Age of Reckoning all female dwarfs are depicted with no beards.

Beastmen have females but they are in the minority and are neglected by males. Beastmen can also reproduce with humans and some species of animals. Beastmen may also be the result of random mutation in the normal population.

>>168917873
they had some of the best SMGs of the war.

What the FUCK is this shit? I've been gone for 30 days on some remote island jacking off to passing ships from a lighthouse, and now that i've come back to civilization, the bretonnians STILL isn't available??

>>168918007
>I've been gone for 30 days on some remote island jacking off to passing ships from a lighthouse

Where was that? Did you get paid?

>>168917865
I was talking about adding the vampire lord models/voices to the vampire hero roster so that when you hire a hero it could be either male or female
>>168917830
shit, thanks lad

>>168918082
I think you can only do one or the other anon.
Or you can just make a custom Vampire lord hero, call it Vampire lord (Female) and make it your waifu.

>>168917948
sure, but that's like 10% of the armaments of a squad. you need a good rifle and LMG most of all

>>168918206
The italian rifle was alright
the breda was a meme.

>>168918056
Of course. I'm a lighthouse keeper aka modern electrician doing maintenance. Usually two week shifts but i swapped with a colleague to get a month off. Norway's full of lighthouse islands. I see it was all for NOTHING.

Thanks Trump!

>>168916648
Read skarsnik, they are spores too

>>168918396
Sounds a bit boring but very comfy. Do you get paid well?

>>168917929
Again, read skarsnik novel. They are spores

>>168918396
I wish I could get a job like that. I find being around people so stressful.

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>>168918396

>mfw I've never had a job for more than 5 months straight
>been a trainee for a dozen companies yet nobody wants to hire
>live on social welfare
>hardcore introvert
>watch facebook and look at all my classmates and see they all have families and proper lives
>I'm 27

Poor as dirt as a kid, poor as shit as a adult.

Maybe suicide really is an option.

>>168918745
no it isnt

also about the Old Friend: I dont give a fuck about who, but what is it supposed to be?

Another legendary lord?

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This is licensed and approved Warhammer Fantasy artwork.

Can you imagine if we got shit like this in TWWH?

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>>168918745
really makes you think

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>>168918745
>mfw I've been working a dead-end job for 3 years now
>still live with my mother
>hardcore introvert
>no social media, but all my friends are getting engaged/married and will obviously soon be having kids
>I'm also 27

I have plenty of money, I just don't have any motivation to spend it on anything.

Suicide is becoming a better option by the day.

>>168918528
It's alright. I usually bring a laptop to play games on. Foolishly i decided to "better myself" and leave it at home, and read books instead. Ended up doing nothing. The view gets old fast though. Pay is top line for rather low level education. As an electrician, you won't find a better paying job. It's almost oil platform tier pay for two weeks a month (like oil platforms). Mostly calm, but can be intense times where you get little sleep. Say, a storm and lots of merchant ships passing.

>>168918656
You'd hate it then. We're always 3 people on a tiny island in an even tinier building due safety reasons as well as having different area of expertise. The two other roles are communications and medic/captain of rescue boat.

>>168919010
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS

What's the most commie faction in Warhammer?

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>>168918935
>no it isnt

I know, it's not. I happen to be a very self-conscious person and I know it would completely destroy the lives of my family, nothing would ever be the same for them.

BUT GODDAMN IF IT ISN'T TEMPTING.

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Gud tree ya have 'ere, panzies

>>168919235
if you're serious see a therapist or talk to family members and not a video game thread on 4chan

>>168919180

WElfs? Kind of? None of the races are that unique in terms of governance.

>>168919180
>What's the most commie faction in Warhammer?
Bretonnia
Dirt poor peasantry with rich elite running everything.

>>168919180
From a political point of view, nobody.

From a philosophical point of view, Tzeentch.

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>>168919180
Warhammer is a pre industrial fantasy setting, its incapable of sustaining any form of commie society.

Much like real life

Another VC LL? And one that already will make the OP Vladdie twice as OP?

Anyway, can vamps even feel "love"?

>>168919491
>yfw the Soviet Union was all about the exploitation of the peasantry, only building in core areas and neglecting general infrastructure.

>>168919358

Therapists costs lots of money, of which I have none. And no, I would never commit sudoko, but the thought itself is rather tempting.

Fucking video games, man. The 28th can't come soon enough.

>>168919695
>Therapists costs lots of money

If you live in a civilised country, you could find a psychiatrist on a universal healthcare scheme.

>>168919681

>There are four problems with Soviet agriculture; spring, summer, fall and winter.

Reagan was based as fuck.

It's fucking hilarious that we even have communists today considering every former Soviet state is still recovering 26 years later.

>>168919354
Ayy what's with the cyrillic ehh? We /english/ here

>>168919898
>It's fucking hilarious that we even have communists today considering every former Soviet state is still recovering 26 years later.
because MUH TRUE COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

>>168919898
Reaggan was charismatic but subpar prez.
Where is Huey Long when you need him...

>>168919695
Just get out and meet people. Find a bar to hang out at.

>>168919695
>I would never commit sudoko, but the thought itself is rather tempting.

I've heard that before. They killed themselves a few months after telling me that.

>>168919646
Vladdie was literally obsessed with her because she resisted his vampiric mind control and didnt turn her until she contracted a terminal ilness.

He refused her for decades because "no honey, its a terrible thing to be an undead, i like you alive"

Ladz, I'm avin some trouble wiv trollz.

I cannot get them to work for me and they're my best source of armour piercing at the moment vs the dorfs.

I take it I am meant to have a character running along with them?

Are trolls just rubbish?

Is there a good unit guide for da orcs?

>>168919180
The non-meme answer is that it's impossible in a renaissance style era. The bourgeoisie is only beginning to rise up in the Empire and challenge the nobility.

>>168919898
It's funny, because Reagan's social policies were center left. And today, GOP wouldn't even look at him. Too liberal.

>>168920135
You should always stick your general in the frontline with your troops since greenskins have crappy morale, but specially if you're using trolls. And remember to have your trolls mixed in with your infantry, not surrounded, or they'll rout asap.

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>>168919969
#Notmycommunism

>>168919646
The same way you love a dog, yes.

>>168919969
Except it was in China, and like 60 million people died because of it.

>>168920135
>Are trolls just rubbish?

Fuck no, trolls are great, IF you can boost their morale.

For AP get Bigguns or Nasty Skulkers. The latter can eat up plenty of dorfs.

What i don't get is why people think communism is a single ideal, when itself is split into so many subfactions (all whom hate each other) that an umbrella term is oversimplification

>>168920352
>Except it was in China, and like 60 million people died because of it.
NAH BRO NOT TRUE COMMUNISM

>>168919121
invest?
get connections for investing?
be a human being?

Vamp Counts are fucking bullshit.

>Wipe 2 armies to nothing
>Both full strength 2 turns later

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>>168920516
>just b urself ;)
neck yourself cunt

>>168906180
No shields.

>>168920425
It actually isn't, if marxism is the base standard. Maoism is exceedingly different, just like stalinism or juche.

Not that i think communism will work anywhere with more than 10 people.

>>168920406
Because the commies insist that their definitions are the only definitions that matter, meaning that all commies insist that there is only one true communism, they just all disagree on what it is. Its ridiculous.

>>168920406
Because most people treat politics like team sports, where the sides and goals easily determined.

>>168920294
>>168920352
Fankz ladz.

I'm trying to run orc or gobbo only armies.

So currently (very late early game - won the badlands bowl)

I've got orc armies of

3X catapults,
5 Orcs
5 archers
3 boarboyz
3 trollz

My gobbos are
5 night gobbos
5 night gobbo archers
3 catapults
big boss
3 trollz
Shaman
Squigz

You people said legend has autism
I didn't believe you, but its flaring up so much now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsNsNq5QEVM

>>168920535
>finally conquer tier 5 Castle Drakenhof with dorfs
>sack for 8000 shekels
wew lad, sack that shit
>still have movement points so go back to raze it
>option is no longer available
who the fuck thought this was good game design?

>>168920712
>I need to cheese it to breeze it

>>168920690
should probably swap out 1 or 2 archers for boar boyz, orc archers aren't that great 2bh

>>168920650
It's not ridiculous, it's politics. Of course people disagree about the correct interpretation of an idea and/or the correct way to implement it. This isn't just a commie thing. All politics is like that.

>>168920690
You don't need that many archers as gs. At least not with orcs, I guess night goblins do better. And you should definitely get more cavalry.

>>168920778
>i need to cheese it
>meanwhile the OP as fuck garrison units all replenish back to 50% in a single turn
yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>168920690

>boarboyz

For what purpose? Gobbodoggos are better, and can 1vs1 a quarreller if they don't get a shot off first. Also, get rid of arrer boys, they're not worth the hassle. Savage arrers are better, but focus on melee instead.

>>168920712

Just do it next turn.

>>168920650
Like how american parties all claim their party represent "real" liberty?