/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>168633959
liking this thread already

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WHOAW

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>4 gold medals as Zen
>get card for kill participation

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xth for not giving up.

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UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

>>168633836
I mean I used to work in the same line of work as you and it absolutely won't be around forever. The older you get in IT the less worth you are to companies unless you have a lot of experience within a fairly/highly technical role. No one wants a 35+ year old who only recently got a MCSA/E or some shit.

Also I personally wouldn't go over 800dpi.

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Post webms

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So who's the next hero? My bets on big red. He's been on blizzards drawing board since the beginning and the triangles on his body match the ones in Numbani. A tanks gonna be next and he's big as fuck. He was also in the recall short.

Talon/doomfist is gonna show up, try to get the gauntlet, and get there ass beat by him. Have no idea what this has to do with that menu music though

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>i play to win
>keeps losing

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>>168634410

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Stop refusing to charge when your Reinhardt charges.

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>>168633959
Jesus what a garbage pic.

>>168634410

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>losing koth game 0-2
>change to roadhog
>win game 3-2

Disgusting hero

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>>168634410

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Fareeha belongs to Jesse.

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>>168634410

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>>168634410
that holograph in the top center actually has a solid core
mfw when I ulted close to it and almost blew myself up

>>168634356
I feel ya. But I'm already 32, and if I ever get sacked and can't get a new job I can overdo my disability (can only work 6 halfdays atm) and get about as much money as I do now working. I just don't want to mooch, and enjoy my job too much.

800 feels awfully low, do you move your whole arm? I've been a wristplayer for over 12 years, that won't be easy to adjust to.
Especially since my wrist doesn't bend up enough to be able to stretch my mousearm forward on my desk comfortably.

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>>168634619
She gets very excited when asking him where he learned to shoot

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>>168634410

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Posting SFM garbage of your eterna-incel crush is really annoying. It's not even art, you're just posing a corpse and not even bothering to light it properly.

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Is it normal to be really good at air duels with other Pharahs but suck with her in everything else? Everytime there's a Pharah kicking our ass I switch as well and I do a better job at countering her than our hitscan heroes.

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Overwatch I'll put an end to your sad story

Every time I skip school to play Overwatch, I gain ranks. Every time I play during evenings or on weekends, I lose ranks. Why does this keep happening??

They should further spread out the ranks, because high platinum is just a mess...

>>168635342
You can't end what hasn't even started

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>>168635318
doesn't sound normal to me
and unless you're really, really good, Pharah is a very shitty counter to Pharah

*looks around the room at everyone else*

heh... this shouldn't take long...

*slowly pulls out double shotguns and smirks*

honestly... you're not even worth my time...

*teleports behind everyone and then gives them autism*

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>>168635543
>Dominate the enemy team as Pharah
>Next round they have Soldier, McCree, Widow and Ana
>They still can't do shit

>>168635395
>skip school

E I G H T E E N
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Why didn't you liked her ARG?
We heave to endure radio silence because of it

>>168635543
I know she is, but I usually try to keep her busy enough so that she doesn't trash my own team. She goes unchecked in pretty much all the games at my level, and I'm not good enough at hitscan to deal with her that way.

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pfft... lowlevels.

>>168635730
t. gold shitter

>>168635826
>radio silence
Why are devs so shit at interacting with their community?

>>168635768
In my teens I never skipped school, but now, as a grown man, it's just too tedious... I wish there were better schools or education prospects for adults.

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Not giving up.

Canon.

>>168635919
Even if he's in gold it's probably because his teammates are terrible and I never hear them use their mic. There are a lot of reasons he's probably gold that aren't his fault.

What is currently the scariest thing you can hear after
>WARÍHUM QUWITAK!
?

>>168635826
Nope. The next ARG just haven't started yet. No new character in at least 2 month.

>>168636058

Reaper might honestly be the worst character in this shitshow of a game

>horrible voice acting
>does no damage despite being a "ganker"
>"ambush" teleport that is broadcast like a spotlight
>most useful move is fleeing like a fucking girl
>nobody takes him seriously, not even blizzard

>>168635826
>why didn't people like countdown after countdown with no info actually given about sombra

It's a real mystery, Jeff.

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>>168634126
thank god you got away before that CIScum McRee tried to rub his penis on you.

UGH. MALES.

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>>168633959
>inferior brown
How terrible.

>>168635730
>dreaming
Catch these *dinks* lel.

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When will the story drought end?

>>168636217
Back to /v/

>>168636259
this

>>168636135
*UNINTELLIGIBLE WEEB SCREAMS*

>>168636135

the stomping of a fat guy's heels

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You know the ones I mean...

>>168636253
New hero should come out soon so there will be a comic or short and that will be it for the next several months.

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>>168636252
Back to your containment discord

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>>168636187
>not even Winston takes him seriously
>he is a huge nerd who isn't taken seriously by anyone either

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>tfw I don't heal Widowmaker or Torbjorn players
>tfw I reply with "it's just quickplay :^)" when they complain

>>168634312
how the friggin HECK did you get that many points at once

What the fuck are you supposed to do about Mei, Rein, Symm, and D.va all on the same team on defense? Every time I try to shoot I'm met with a fuckton of barriers blocking all my shots and I can't get in. Try to ult and I've got D.va in my face denying everything, or I'm instantly ice walled, and if neither of them are around I still have to deal with Rein's rectangle with the occasional Symm barrier flying in the way.

>>168636596
Shoot them from above

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>>168636259
>>168636326
>mfw when straight males think they can tell womyn what to do

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Since Blizzard is not adding Doomfist next... I hope we get a hero that matches the play style of Halo. Soldier 76 represents the Cod formula and Pharah represents Quake so why can't Halo be next? Though I don't know how his or her ULT would work. Maybe switching out guns would be it. Also the holy Trinity of Guns, Grenades and melee would have to be apart of the play style.

>>168634587
>40FPS
>webm is at like 12

>>168636783
Stop using best girl to push your agenda.

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I love 1v1

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>>168636596
Learn2Tracer

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>>168636783
yeah dude pink hair lmao we get it now fuck off

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>>168636417
>

this made me fall in love with the Huntress / Pharah combo

>>168636923
K I N G S
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>>168636923
E U R O P E
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>>168635318
did you ever play tribes?

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>>168636987
>>dude
Don't mislabel me, scum.

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TFW you have the best OW waifu

>>168636923
Cute hamster, but you need to go back to your cage

>>168636596
Dive comp.

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>Widowmaker did one last scan of the building with her Visor
>No heat signatures at all. Everyone inside the Talon base was dead.
>Well, Reaper got away. But that's okay, from what Sombra showed Widow, he was a tool, just like she was. Maybe he can still find peace too.
>Without even realizing it, she had walked back to her old "room", the chamber where her programming first started all those years ago
>In the reflection of the glass, she saw her eyes sparkling, full of life. She had forgotten what that looked like.
>She also noticed she was covered in blood. Most of it wasn't hers, but the wounds she had sustained were pretty serious, most likely fatal. "Eh, c'est la vie" she said to herself.
>She reached into her ammo bag, pulled out a new magazine for her sidearm, and a small folded photo.
>After she was done reloading, she opened the photo up and stared at it intensely.
>She remembered now, all of it. Her wedding day was so lovely, not a cloud in the sky. Everyone agreed, they looked so happy together. "'Till death do us part..."
>She felt her heart beating again, a nice normal pace. She sighed, smiled and raised her gun to the side of her head.
>"I guess I'll always feel most alive before a kill."
>One last shot rang out throughout that building that night, and the rest was silence.

>>168636135
>HEROES
>NEVER
>DIE

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>>168637273

>>168636135
Im unstoppable - every single cast character

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>MEKA is made of paper now
>Roadhog keeps getting stronger

I fucking hate Blizzard.

>>168636783
You're not doing it right.

LMAO O OOO some ### cishet is trying 2 tell me what to do im ??? IM FUMCG CRYINHFYDHDG I CANTTT LMAOOO OK SWEATIE :)))) NOT ALL MEN AMIRITE :))) LMFAO BAKA YALL THINK U SLICK

>>168637567
They'll buff her again once they announce that she's trans.

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What's it gonna be?

>>168637567
>We try to be as objective, deliberate and careful as possible when it comes to balancing heroes. We don't usually think of things as simply as, "Hero X needs a buff or Hero Y needs a nerf". Heroes sometimes need to be adjusted... and that can mean a mix of tuning certain things up and tuning certain things down. We try to preserve what we believe to be the core of a character and try to balance around this core without destroying the spirit of what the character was supposed to be/do.

>>168637697
but if everyone waits who picks

>>168637697
i really enjoy this new meme!

>>168637178
No, overwatch is my first fps, but I might try it if it involves more air duels.

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>>168637639
Damn it, I'm copying this for next time.
>>168637795
Only then will we find happiness.

>>168637684
Who is this semen demon?

>>168637684
Special lines for a pre-blue skin

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>>168637650
>People are STILL this booty blasted over Tracer liking girls

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>>168637873
Widow's VA.

>>168637684
Valentine's lines or new short with Widow in it.

Because Widow attracts all the masturbating 12 year old fanboys.

I don't know how I didn't see this coming from Blizzard.

Haha. Coming.

>>168635987
Have you ever looked at the communities? I'd NEVER interact with them.

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red rocket is confirmed new hero
Athena further down the line

>>168636135
[Bastion ult boops]

>>168637684
>AH AH AH... GERARD... OH YES... IM GONNA... AHHHH

Or the same in french

how do I get good at ana? I started playing her today and I'm already down to 2000 SR from my loss streak

Daily reminder that Overwatch will die if blizzard keeps up this content drought.

Can I get some Overwatch reaction images please?

>>168638143
Stay at the back
Throw grenade, hit grenade
spam gun on allies
Sleep anyone trying to start shit
Not hard

>OW not even 1 year old yet
>Already had 4 events for it

REEE FOCUS ON MAPS AND HEROES FIRST

>>168637930
I see that scar and can't help but think she must be some kind of deep MI6 agent that uses VA work as a cover.

>>168638143
well, first, don't do it in ranked

use your grenades offensively and lead your no-scopes

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>>168637930
Soldier 76 called and wanted his scar back

>>168638321
>It's more of a prioritization issue. We have multiple new heroes being worked on right now plus numerous events and event-related content. We're always asking ourselves "what would make the biggest impact for the most people" when we prioritize.

Get ready for even more events.

>>168638321

sadly this will never happen. the jews at blizzard love their loot box sheckels too much to make quality content anymore.

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>>168638267

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>play rein
>shield is getting pummeled
>see the opponent rein on low HP
>charge in since nobody wants to shoot his barrier and maybe with that charge i can shake their defensive formation
>their 76 helix me instantly and gets me with like 7 headshots that instantly gib me mid charge
>their rein doesn't even flinch
>rein charges me
>mid charge i get discorded
>I get instagibbed he proceeds to walk past our dps and hammer both supports before casually dashing back
>sometimes mid charge i eat discord and and he gets ulted mid charge and get killed from about full hp and he instantly earthshatters my team right after for a wipe
>mfw

I'll just stick to watching some streams if I really get the itch.

>>168637930
Btw, is having a voice fetish normal?

>>168637852
i'm pretty sure pharah is a straight-up reference to that game.

only thing she's missing is momentum mechanics that would let you "ski" by bouncing off the ground and using short bursts of your jetpack to turn downhill momentum into massive speed.

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>>168638571
Yes.

>play hefty pork fellow
>can solo 1v3 several times

exeperunu

>>168638321
Jeff needs to buy another island anon
Events are really making a good dosh though http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/ACTI/3846954453x0x927408/E8645268-7D4F-4754-8B35-3710DD5C493D/Q4_2016_ATVI_Slides.pdf

Junkrat needs good non-event legendary skins.

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>>168638267

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if only tacers ass was just a little bigger...

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>>168638719
>when you get every single elimination in every round of 3v3 as roadhog

>>168636135
>There is nothing that will stand in my way!
>*microwave sounds*

I have an idea for a hero. Tell me if it's shit or not. I don't have class, stats, or abilities, just some lore I think would be cool. An omnic that thinks omnics are superior. The next step in evolution. A magneto to Zenyattas professor x. I can imagine a lot of cool interactions between the 2. Debating like professor x and magneto. And like how torb calls omnic tin cans he will call humans meatbags and monkeys but that might be a problem for lucio and pharah lol talk about how inferior they are. That's the main idea

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>>168638267

>>168639081
So, God Programs then?

>>168638571
Doesn't seem all that strange. I remember hearing about studies that showed humans associate certain sounds with sex appeal - it's been suggested that people of both genders tend to instinctively use lower-pitched voices to indicate sexual attraction, for example, so you might be particularly sensitive to that.

Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmSCNCnjDc

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haven't played since season 3 started

will i be able to meme my way to diamond in less than a week?

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>>168639081
sounds like an omnigger trying to start an OLM movement

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>>168637930
CUTE
I am convinced Blizzard has a qt voice actresses only policy.

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>>168633959

Discuss.

>>168639334
It's already been discussed like three times today.

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>>168639314
That's Mercy, right?

>>168639252
>"this is where we did, uhh... the thing"
>"........"
>"....."
>"...."
>"you look pregnant"

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>>168639334
kaplan has psychic powers and knows what your thinking

>>168639259
Possibly, you just need a higher winning percentage. The biggest issue might be people fucking around since the season ends in a few days.

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Caption this.

>>168639418
Pretty good Genji impersonation I have to say

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So where exactly in the world is the practice range

>>168638910
>If only Tracer's ass was just a lot bigger...
fix'd

>>168639414
One day, Emily began messing around with Tracer's chrono-accelator and it sent her back 60 years into the past. So to pass the time, she became a voice actor.

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>>168637930
i want to lick her scar

>>168639713
It's Sombra's german VA.

>>168639414
>That's Mercy, right?

Yup.
I recognize that German Sombra, she's super cute too.

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>>168638385
Bones heal, pain is temporary, and scars look good.

>>168639727
that is a fucking disgusting looking tongue

>>168639751
Learning German was part of her cover, man.

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>>168639334

He's probably fucking with us.

We (as in Reddit) think it's going to be Terry Crews, but Crews will just play some thug who wants to steal the Doomfist and become it. But then we'll find out Doomfist is sapient and chooses its master, and it lands on the hand of a feminist or some other pandering garbage. So the joke is "you think it will be Crews, but it's not."

Screencap this post and see how easy it is to predict Blizzard.

>obligatory widow main
>obligatory genji main
>commonly seen hanzo main
>3 slots left to build a successful team

Getting 4 golds as Rein gets boring eventually.

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>>168639784
tfw everyone finds out the real reason you turned bloo was because you choked on a baguette

>>168637809
It's not a meme. I do that too. Wait and see what the team needs. A good team comp wins more games

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>>168639314
Chromie's VA is a qtpie

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>>168639980
>this happens
>I pick Sombra because why not
>they get mad
Kek

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kek

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>>168639980
im a shit widow but i have many games where i get gold dmg...
are my team mates even more shit?

>>168639980
That's when you pick attack Torbjorn and hit your headshots.

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>Jack... I was supposed to protect you.

I heard this line a while ago while I played Ana and I heard it again when I went on the wiki. This makes me wonder how Ana views the whole downfall of Overwatch situation. Does she view herself as responsible for creating Soldier 76? What is the relationship between her and Jack? Is it platonic is it romantic? Why does she view herself responsible for Jacks safety? These are questions that are not going to get answered by Micheal Chu anytime soon. He is probably masturbating to Mercy pictures right now so I am asking you guys.

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>>168639939
We already know who the next Doomfist will be.

>Get microwaved to death by a sym
>Through a wall and a stack of crap


I really can't wait for her weapons line of site breakoff/range to get adjusted

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If you don't do this on Eichenwalde with your m8s you deserve to get banned.

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>>168639939
I mean, it's in Numbani, so the chances of it landing on a black person is pretty high. Not sure how that'd be pandering if they're the majority population... unless you count omnics.
>it chooses a Callahan-esque bot supremacist who constantly shittalks everyone but Bastion and Zenyatta

>>168640428
I do it with bastion

>>168640361

Because she was their designated sniper and was meant to watch over them whilst the ground team went in.

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>>168640396
His boi puicci is calling to me.

>>168640285
>tfw gold damage as Rein with the super japanio bros, 76 and reaper on my team

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>>168640361
ana is a major slut.
pharah watched her bring home fuck buddies all the time.
>real reason she hates her mom

>want to fuck around on Winston in quick play
>enemy team pick all meta shit

Man what happened to having fun

>>168640409
One time I was Tracer and blinked through Symmetra and the beam still killed me.

On the kill screen her beam was literally bent all the around and over her shoulder to keep it's lock-on

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>>168640570

>>168637940
you sound like a pathetic kid, thankfully you don't work as the lead game designer

unfortunately someone even more pathetic does.

my god, and I thought I was fragile.

Which heroes need a buff in your opinion?

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Is it too late to hit Masters?
>70% W/R as Zen
>gain more than lose per result
>losses only from scatterbrained shitheads playing like it's QP

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>>168640396
glove dosent even fit his small girly hands.
ana would rape his shota bung hole

>>168640504

He said feminist, not black person. Nobody is going to complain Africa is full of black people.

Although it might be realistic black people would be in the nice part of town with museums and technology.

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Figures.

>>168640609
That's what arcande mode is for, silly. QP is for people who know they are shit and are afraid of playing comp, but still want to play comp.

>>168640614
That's how she killed me there.

I ran into a room and was standing behind and to the right of her and it just curved around and through the wall to get me.

It's bad enough that the breakoff range is so long that even most evasive skills can't get out of it, but the whole "lol I don't even gotta look at you what's line of site?" thing is crap.

>>168640680

Winston, Mercy
Maybe Genji and Dva

>Join comp match
>Guy instalocks Hanzo
>It's some kid who keeps pestering our Zarya to combo ults
>Continues to ask even after being told by our Zarya that he doesn't have his ult yet
>Uses his ult anyways
>Blames our Zarya when it doesn't do much
>Won't switch off Hanzo
>Keeps running ahead and getting picked off by the enemy Roadhog
I didn't deserve that loss.

>>168640658
Tell me why I should listen to any of you for balance ideas and new characters and maps.

>>168640680
Monkey, Turret dwarf and El Hacker

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Swap one ability from a hero with an ability from another hero. How can it be used?

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>>168640746
>ana would rape his shota bung hole
That wouldn't surprise me at all

>>168640680
Winston, Junkrat.

Winston needs something like slowdown or something under continuous fire, junkrat needs some fiddling with his abilities, like a cooldown reduction for his mine or two traps.

>>168640747
I was more addressing the pandering garbage part. I doubt Blizzard would feel the need to include a hero with feminism as their defining trait given the female characters we currently have are thoroughly inoffensive.

>>168639654
Yeah he's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yabw69T0YOk

>>168640570
if you take out the word 'major' you've made a beautiful haiku

>>168640797
>genji
as a genji main, no he doesn't. Just revert the triple jump and he's perfect

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>>168640570
Exactly! Pharah is the best Amari! Ana's sluttiest caused God to make Pharah pure because another slutty Amari would cause a Semen Cascading Event that would of destroyed all of humanity! Pharah golden hymen is unbreakable and her purity has no bounds! The God AI Anubis is using Pharah vagina as protection since nobody would bother to look into because she is pure! That's what the comic was about! Anubis is in Pharahs vagina!

>>168640897
Mercy gets mei's ice block. It would maker her so much more useful and mechanically fits so much better.

Mei gets nothing in return.

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>>168641046
i have failed you all

>>168639414
>Blizzard has both this and a Tracer lookalike on their payroll

Really makes you think

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Who is your fuck this team pick? Pic related when I see sombra, widow, or hanzo in comp.

>>168639259
I placed a hair from 2500 and i dropped to 2100 mostly to leavers and throwers. Its not a good time to play ranked.

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>people who sexualize Fareeha

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>>168641210
>having one of those at all
>being a pessimistic meta fag

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>>168633959

Blue girls BTFO

>>168640897
Rein gets hook
Hog gets charge
Both characters are better.

>>168641118
Mei gets the guardian angel passive so she can glide from her ice walls.

>>168641210
Sombra or Junkrat. Sometimes ironically Rein because I'm terrible as him

>>168640815
Maybe because you WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING JOB IF WE DIDN'T BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING GAME.

that being said, I wasn't even talking about Blizzard listening to us, I was talking about the radio silence we're going through because of Jeff's "muh feelings".

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>>168641268
Why is she blocking her nose when it should be her eyes?

>>168641324
I hope to fucking god that the custom servers will allow me to make a game where Roadhog has charge. Shit would be hilarious.

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>>168634589


>tfw

>>168641210
dude come on, you gotta give them a chance first. I've had good sombras, widows and hanzos believe it or not. Whats your rank?

>>168638204
This

I think at a minimum new shit once a month is reasonable. I've played games that had a new charcter every month but that's unnecessary. New emotes, Voicelines, maps, victory poses, sprays, a cinematic, any of this could be that months new content. Pick 1.

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>>168640361
Well she was his second in command so they surely worked closely with each other for around two decades. The most you can really say is Reaper's comments sound like she was much more supportive of Morrison and she probably does feel somewhat responsible for the way things ended. She goes and fakes her death and not much longer after that Overwatch completely shits itself and gets shut down.

>>168639658
My guess: that (too) is Antartica.

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>>168641297
Brown girls a best.

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>>168641558
So, basically NC MAX suit from Planetside

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>>168640746
Speaking of the gauntlet's design.

>>168641210
If I want to just enjoy myself and MAYBE win, Junkrat. If it's a "fuck this, if I have to go down then I'm taking you with me" situation, I go spite Mercy. No heals, wave at enemies on sight, solo rez only unless a multi-person rez would get them instantly killed again.

>3466 SR
>Hey I'm going to get Master finally
>Widow main on my team with 150h of Widow
>Still complete shit
>Lose
I can't take this, I'm out.

>>168641582
>I've had good sombras, widows and hanzos believe it or not.
They are always in the enemy team.

>>168635318
It's pretty normal, because Pharah is just absolutely shit at killing everything else. It's the only game I've played where projectiles are so grossly imbalanced against hitscans. OHKO worked for Quake, it'll work for OW.
>>168635768
College exists, and there are 19yr olds that go to school.
>>168636127
t. silver shitter
>>168637697
pick dps and hit your shots, fuck everybody else. just pick the most overpowered hero of the format and play that hero really well and you're guaranteed to climb.

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So lets assume doomfist is a qt shota trap.

What is the best /ss/ pairing?

>>168641869
Is the widow you?

A team consisting of 6 clones of which individual hero would be the best?

>>168641937
I play tanks, I have 0h of Widow.

>>168638591
in other words, the fun. She's missing the fun and skilled movement that every other game with a rocket launcher has.

>>168638719
I HAVE AN IDEA LET'S GIVE A HERO 600 HEALTH AND CAN HEAL HIMSELF 300 HEALTH IN 1 SECOND ON A SHORT COOLDOWN AND CAN 1 SHOT 60% OF THE CAST WITH ANOTHER SHORT COOLDOWN BROKEN HOOK

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>>168641268
>>168641160
>>168640570
>>168639307
>>168637017
>>168635730
>>168635543
>>168634820
>>168634648
>>168634619
>>168634089

YOU, C'MERE YOU

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RIGHT NOW? NEOGAF? NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE SAME FIFTY CROPPED JPEG IMAGES OF A FLOATING DUNE COON YOU FUCKING DONUT

SHE ISN'T YOUR FUCKING AVATAR YOU KNOW, WE DONT DO THAT HERE, STOP POSTING THIS ABSOLUTE SHIT

NOW FUCK OFF

>>168641913
mercy or ana

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>>168634126

>>168641981
Roadhog
Or on defense possibly symmetra

does Soldier have robotic legs? his ankles have that circle articulation thingy that usually implies that is a robot prosthetic.

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>>168641283
More often than not the people playing these heroes are in fuck all mode, yeah you get some competent every now and then but defending these picks is ass backwards

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>>168642051
I'll post Ana then.

>>168642059
That's some vanilla shit.

Pharah would be far better.

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>>168642051
Wow, someone's triggered

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i want mei to fart into my open mouth

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>>168641874
rank pls

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>when you get a environmental double kill as lucio and don't get POTG

>>168641913
Mercy. Let's not kid ourselves here, though, everyone is just going to ship him with Roadhog and Reinhardt.

>>168642298
I can't play Mei at all but I only pick her to spam a-mei-zing the entire game.

>>168642196
i can see her having pictures of him all over her walls as she masturbates to him.
but shes too justice to act on it.

>>168642165
It would explain why he can't sprint when he's hacked

>>168641913
Brian x Zarya

he gets her pregnant

>>168642147

>36 laser turrets

>>168639169
I mean yeah maybe. Could be the leader of talon. He steals the glove and becomes the next doom fist which is why his name is in omnic language in that poster

>>168642362

>can't play mei

Literally the easiest dumbshit you can play.

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>>168642421

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>>168637930
Does she ever go to panels at cons? Somebody needs to ask how she got that stylish scar.

>>168639307
Yes that's exactly what I'm saying actually. He'll be trying to start an omnic movement believing omnics are the next step in evolution

>>168642541
you can literally play junkrat with your eyes closed

>>168640361
>went on the wiki
Might as well read fanfiction. Go to the source.

Anyway here is the undisputed canon:

>Jack and Gabe are close
>jump into something of a "complicated" relationship
>join Overwatch together
>the two of them make fast friends with Ana
>all is good until Reyes is concerned about Morrison's aid with leadership of the group
>they argue here and there
>Ana gets caught in the middle and wants to mediate (mistake number one)
>Ana at some point learns about the complications behind their relationship

>things escalate when Morrison is promoted
>now add this argument +20 years of escalation
>Ana wants them to come together because she thinks, when they aren't fighting, they're good for each other
>Morrison thinks Reyes can't handle authority and is too conceded
>Reyes thinks Morrison is the conceded one and cares about the position more than him
>Reyes accuses Ana of taking Morrison's side because she won't try to convince him to step down
>Morrison thinks Ana is wasting her time trying to get Reyes to be reasonable
>"If he won't be reasonable, why should I?" says Morrison

>Then Ana goes MIA and all hell breaks loose
>she blames herself, because in her absence, Morrison and Reyes are trying to kill each other, she lost contact with her daughter, and her family disbanded
>she returns to the battlefield to try and keep Morrison and Reyes from catching any more victims in the crossfire of their "war" with each other
>she returns to protect her daughter who is now placed herself in the front lines of the second omnic crisis

This is what will happen.

>>168642169
Sometimes they do try but god forbid if you tell the fucker picking torb on illios to switch off. He WILL throw the game. I instantly get tilted when I see a defense hero. But its my fault for even attempting to climb in a game with poor balance with solo q and q with friends are together on a game everybody and their grandma plays with ranking that is not individual.

who /top 500 players stuck in bronze/ here?

>>168642721
If you want to be another useless Spamrat, maybe.

>>168639334
Liao or however you spell his name. The founder we don't know about

>>168642792
Is there another kind of junkrat I'm not aware of?

>>168642871
>He doesn't know about double jumping flankrats

>>168640897
Mercy gets junkrats grenade launcher, but it heals on hit.

>>168642871
The kind of Junkrat who actually gives a shit about playing the objective and does it well?

>>168642721

Your mistake is thinking that damage medals actually mean something.

>>168642979
Holy shit.

I think you just made a new hero.

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>>168634445
The hazmat guy after Doomfist

>damage over time area denial
He'll be overpowered as fuck then they'll nerf his DoT until he's useless.
Also Genji's proto-armor is better looking than what we got. That 76 is better looking too, especially his cool metal gear-esque visor.

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>>168642964
>>168643004
Hah! You almost had me going there.

>>168643004
nice joke anon

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>someone on my team playing widow
>enemy pharah kicking our ass all round
>widow's stupid ass won't quit tunnel visioning and look up every now and then, even when I discord them
If one team has a widow, and the other team has a pharah, general consensus is the pharah shouldn't exist for very long. But of course when the widow is on my team and the pharah is on the other team, the widow is a drooling retard so the pharah is given free reign.

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>>168642459
>point B literally covered in turrets
>6 tiny indian women have 675 hit points each

>>168643112
>>168643114
I'm being serious. I try to never just spam down a choke and I flank all the time, and I've played with other Junkrats who were amazing without shooting mindlessly into a corridor.

>>168634978
They aren't even good models, they make Pharah look like Xavier.

>>168637852
you have to try tribes dude. not sure if Ascend is still alive, but that whole series in general was Fucking Fast-Paced Aerial Missile Combat: the Game

do i keep getting put on defense due to my mmr or what

i've done nothing but play defense this week in qp

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tracer is the only hero i truly excel at
people think shes hard to play
wtf niggers
just wait til the enemy commits to attacking before you jump in ffs

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>>168636987
I haven't seen a single more triggered-faggot comic than this.

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>>168640361
>Is it platonic is it romantic? Why does she view herself responsible for Jacks safety?

They are friends. She was his second in command. Morrison is fucking Reyes. Find out more later whenever Chu decides to progress the plot. For now enjoy their joke chocolate lines. Or enjoy shit posting about how angry it will make you. Either or.

>>168643524
evasion tanking is not a thing

>>168635635
please do not post D.Va/76, he's way too old for her

how do i disable the bloom and HDR? It's annoying as fuck to look at.

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>>168637989
I want this guy instead

>>168643802
reminds me of clark fro metal slug

acceptable

>>168643802
Any man that has the confidence to rock a mustache like that ain't afraid of a damn thing

>>168639939
>We (as in Reddit)

>>168642727
>Might as well read fanfiction

>posts fan fiction

what

Pharah isn't on the front lines of the second omnic crisis. She is working for a security company. Your entire second paragraph is baseless except for the first two sentences.

reyes and morrison's relationship is never described as "complicated" it's said

>Reyes, a hardened and highly respected veteran, grew up about as far from rustic Indiana as you could get—the sprawling urban melting pot of Los Angeles. Despite their differences, the two soldiers became friends.

That is directly from this source: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396/

and then later on

>After Morrison's promotion to strike commander, his relationship with Reyes changed. The tension became more pronounced as time went on. I tried to mend things. We all did. Sometimes when the closest bonds break, all you can do is pray you stay out of the cross fire.

We do not know how morrison thought reyes handled authority or if reyes thinks morrison cared more about the position then him.

Baseless speculation. Read the article I linked.

>>168639727
do you think she got that scar sucking dick?

>>168643802
>BRICK HARDCHEESE

>>168643524
did tracer have her hands amputated and replaced with guns?
or is the artist really bad at hiding that they don't want to do hands?

>>168644019
hands are hard to draw...

>>168643757
Hahahahahahahahahahahahana is for daddy.

>>168644114
Hands are super easy to draw if you practice them for more than a day.

Consistent proportion at odd angles is the hardest.

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Doesn't apply to everyone but learn to switch! I'm sick of plebs not switching when they're doing nothing but whining about someone killing them over and over again, but the second you even suggest changing then they flip shit and throw the game

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>>168643802
only if he has this loadout and spews buddy-cop one-liners

>>168644417
90% of players are single hero mainers

>>168644156
she does not have a daddy fetish

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>wait for everyone to take their picks
>Rein is missing
>everytime

I have the most played time on this stupid hero

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Gambling microtransactions, gambling competetive, never ending content, and a cult following. Is Blizzard Satan incarnate?

>>168644545
>She admits the one person she could never beat at Starcraft was her dad
>It turns out he died when Korea was first attacked

hmm.....

>>168644462
automatic shotgun
smoke grenades
claymore mines

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>we're doing good, cap first point quick and easy
>our tank decides we're doing too well for his good and switches to a second healer for no fucking reason
>refuses to change back
>was 40 SR away from diamond

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE FUCKING RETARDED!?

This only fucking started a few days ago. It was pretty damn fun when the event was going on. Now no one on my team knows how to breathe correctly.

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>>168644553
Had 100 competitive hours last season before they neutered dva. Rain is my main tank this season, feels bad man. On a brighter note climbed from gold to diamond in a day and a half with him.

>>168643524
Damn, she's not even trying anymore.

>>168644981
learn to carry or never rank up past gold

>>168641913
shota x Reinhardt

>>168645132
thats like a grown man fucking a hamster

>>168644981
>It was pretty damn fun when the event was going on.
That's probably it. Everyone wanted to do well and win so they could get lootboxes faster, but now that there's no event going on, everyone stopped caring about winning.

>>168645112
I'm in Plat, and I'm not even playing ranked right now. It's in EVERY game mode I play in.

>>168644981

Rank / Server / Main(s)
Someone here will duo with you. I would if I weren't going to bed right now.

>>168636596
lel you shoot them dummy
>>168636795
PHARAH ISN'T FUCKING QUAKE.
Go fucking play Quake then say Pharah is Quake. She's nothing fucking like Quake. She's far worse than anything thing in Quake. She's a disgrace to the RL.

>>168640519
Widowmaker is the better sniper. It's a fact. She won their sniper duel.

>>168644553
just embrace the german pain train. easily the best designed, funnest tank in the game
t. rein main

>>168645256
Reinhardt is the bottom.

>>168644981
>WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE FUCKING RETARDED

I don't know. Some people say it's water contamination. Others say it's radiation poisoning. Others say it's overall pollution. Others say it's poisoning from all the fish we eat. Not sure.

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>>168645352
no one has the right to get mad in non ranked mode

>>168643757
>>168644545
>>>>>>>>>/tumblr/

How to fix Reaper

>Rate of fire to 7 RPS from 2 RPS
>Number and damage of pellets lowered to keep DPS the same
>Mag size to 28
>Wraith form uses a resource bar like Bastion's new heal
>Replace teleport with a temporary flying ability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOGtIq0x_bY
It's videos like these that make shitters tilt when someone who actually knows how to play Sombra wants to pick her

>>168645617
I'm not even mad. I just don't understand how they can be SO bad all of a sudden.

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Interesting

>>168640897
you end up making Paladins

>>168645601
cus kids these days are raised on pizza pockets and ramen noodles
lack of proper nutrients has warped their minds

>>168643981
Of course it's speculation. But it's all based within the canon. I can bet you that's how the plot progresses. Don't believe me if you want but that is the general jist of the direction we're headed.

>>168645787
Who?

>>168645617
I have a right when fucking Overwatch is queuing me on the Singapore server when I should be on the Chicago server.
>>168645743
>less damage
>fewer pellets
>less rate of fire
How is that same DPS you stupid shit?

>>168645787
what's this?

>>168645787
>Greek
What?

>>168645972
>>168645982
http://alexmalaos.com/alex-malaos-tv-and-film/

Some actor's credits