/twg/ - Total War General

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dumping

>>168588326
Army of Darkness?
Watch it if you never had

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>>168588639
>>168588537

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>>168588707

>

>>168588603
I was actually thinking about Army of Darkness as I was typing that.

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>1 unique poster

Lads, I've made three accounts for this make love not war Bullshit and each time it gives me endless legend even when I pick total was when I sign up.... What do?

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>>168588451
>tfw you will get to play a Morathi vs Valkia battle of the pscyhosluts campaign in the Naggaroth wastelands

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Which diplomatic options would you like to see in the future?

>Return territory
This one is mainly for Warhammer because those areas you can't conquer might as well be buffers, but it'd be cool to have this option. Have it so it gives a general diplomatic credit with a faction, with a slight extra credit towards vassalage option.

>Request X Faction to Stop War

This one is a basic one. My two military allies are fighting over some dumb shit, I should be able to intervene and see if there's anything I could offer for them to stop stabbing each other using my lands as a fighting bowl.

>>168589414

>Pay X to declare war on Y

It's kind of silly you can't do this; you have to be at war with Y to be able to ask someone to declare war on them.

I also want return territory. Would be fun playing as Romaboos and returning all the conquered Roman clay to them.

Also, not a diplomacy option, but I would love if they brought Guard mode back. It's been absent since Shogun 2 and it''s such a godsend.

>>168587104
Some results from Dice Roller because I'm not done having fun with this
491 - Chaos Blood Engine - Khornate Choo-Choo Train.
855 - Lizardmen Siege Thunderer - Kroxigor Gunners
666 - Bretonnian Undead Minotaur - Self Explanatory
508 - Beastman Gyphon Squiggoth - Tzeentch what the fuck are you doing

>>168589594
Guard mode as in combat stance of units?

TW:W has that

>>168589728

Yeah the thing that prevents units from chasing after fleeing units. Haven't played WH in months so I couldn't remember if it had it or not.

I WANT ABHORASH IN ANY FORM POSSIBLE

CA CONFIRMED THAT THE OLD FRIEND IS NOT TODBRINGER OR RED DUKE
KURT HELBORG CONFIRMED?

>>168589784
ITS YAH BOY NAGGASH !!!!

DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF SAND ???

>>168585345
>>168587104
I have too much fun with this

>>168589784
It's Attila

>>168590047
>Empire Grail Vampire
yes, this is fun

>>168589784
souce?

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>>168589784
Who could it be?

>>168589784
>>168589784

>no sauce

>>168590176
>Krell LL that starts with Kemmler in another VC province

>>168590176
>Another fucking VC LL

pls no

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>>168589784

>>168590176

>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>VAMPIRE
>LORD

NO

FUCK

YOU

RADIOUS TWW UNIT GENERATOR

THE LAST 3 NUMBERS OF YOUR POST, IN ORDER WILL GENERATE YOU AN EPIC, COMPLETELY LORE FRIENDLY UNIT

0 - Empire
1 - Vampire Counts
2 - Dwarf
3 - Greenskin
4 - Chaos
5 - Beastman
6 - Bretonnian
7 - Tomb Kangz
8 - Lizardmen
9 - High Elf

0 - Grypon
1 - Noble
2 - Chosen
3 - Monstrous
4 - Grail
5 - Siege
6 - Undead
7 - Champion
8 - Dragon
9 - Blood

0 - Knight
1 - Engine
2 - Artillery
3 - Flagellant
4 - Lord
5 - Thunderer
6 - Minotaur
7 - Vampire
8 - Squiggoth
9 - Berserker

BONUS ROUND: TAKE THE LAST NUMBER OF THE PREVIOUS POST TO GET YOUR UNIT'S TYPE

0 - (Lore of Metal)
1 - (Artillery)
2 - (Monster)
3 - (Flying Siege Engine)
4 - (Dismounted)
5 - (Lore of Disregard Lore)
6 - (Subterranean Monster)
7 - (Long-range Artillery)
8 - (Lore of Fire)
9 - (Ranged Skeleton)

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme elves, meme goblins, meme squigs, AHHHH rome, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

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>>168589784
>Not toddbringer
>not Red Duke

IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING , HERE COME DA BOYZ !

>>168590606
the last bit is retarded

>>168590643
Bretonnian Monstrous Flagellant (Artillery)

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>>168590607
here have a meme

>>168590606
Rollan'

>>168590710

>valiant pegasus zealot flies in circles to throw his maces at the target area

>>168590606
Rolling

>>168590641

>old friend Gorbad

>>168589010
Clear browser cookies

https://www.makewarnotlove.com/challenge

Time to share.

>>168590606
memes

>>168591193
I've done my duty!

>>168590606
>>168591354
Greenskin Siege Lord (Flying Siege Enging) almost makes sense.

Gonna play some Warhammer tonight, haven't played in a few months. Any good mods recently?

>>168591193

I did done it

>>168591439

radious

>>168591539
Thanks downloading now

>Favorite Game
>Favorite Faction in the game
>Have you kissed a girl your age on the mouth?

Attila
Franks
Obviously, I aint no pussy ass ALAMAN

>>168591593
- KKND2: Krossfire
- Evolved
- Have Never Kissed A Girl (HNKAG)

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, “There’s no campaign depth!” and “Creative Assembly are fucking jews!” and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

>>168591790
Watch out fellow outlaws. Marshal's in town.

>>168591593
Medieval 1
English
h-haha no! I'm not some normie like all those other boys_

Gee, I really wish the Great Campaign had any depth to it

>>168591790
but no one screams "Creative Assembly are fucking jews!"
they scream "Sega are fucking jews!" or "Games Workshop are fucking jews!"

>>168590606
rolling

>>168591193
Wait how does it work?

Do you think we going to get few more settlements added to map with Bretonnia patch?
I feel like that part of map are kinda empty

>>168589414

Yeah, I miss those two a lot.
Buying/selling territories should be an option. At least between civilized cultures or same races or whatever.

Same with the Declare war/stop war.
It sucks to beat the shit out of someone and force to capitulate only to have your allies remain at war with them.

>>168591887

>Lizardman Dragon Vampire (Monster)

that sounds fucking cool

>>168591593
Shogun 2
Takeda
Yes but 24 yo virgin

>>168591193

I have neither Facebook not Twitter

>>168591817
>>168591887
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren’t just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don’t feel awkward or anxious playing Total Warhammer around others, and your words don’t affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been carefully copied for us – and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON’T ruin this for them. We Total Warhammer fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow sons of sigmar, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

>>168592054
That's ok buddy take your time.

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wow, never seen roman paganism at #2 on religion before

I like my iPod more than fucking.

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1212 nevar

>>168589083
rollan

>>168591593
Shogun 2
Shimazu
I did kiss a girl, i also have anal sex with a guy (does that mean im a virgin?)

>>168591894
Share your favorite art piece on facebook or twitter.

>>168592349
fukk

What should my Ghorst do? I want the campaign to be memorable, please suggest something fun /twg/

>>168592350
I honestly think that once your dick is inside another persons orifice, you're not a virgin anymore.

Are you bi or did you discover that you're gay after kissing a grill?

>>168592404
That's the next meme? I can't do that, too many normie friends.

>>168592350
that's pretty gay dude

everyone knows kissing is for faggots

>>168592434
Kill everyone else on the campaign map then kill yourself in real life.

>>168591593
Killing Floor/Napoopan
Support/Britain
Well I am married.....

>>168591593

Warhams
Empire
Yeah My best friend's girlfriend, in his house

>>168592524
rude

>>168592541
>I am married
lmaoooooo thats gay as fuck

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>Isabella can field 4 Vampires on start
>special building gives 3 more early on
Damn son.

>>168591593
HoI: DH
Mongolia
If kissing a 16-year-old back when I was 16 myself 12 years ago counts then yeah

>>168589784

I'm still waiting on a source faggot.

>>168592541
>he fell for the wedding meme

anon...

Which Black Orc visual mod is better?

>>168591593
Third Age (Divide and Conquer)
Isengard
I never kissed a girl but when i was in primary school i was holding hands with a girl when we went together to a bus stop :^)

>>168592541
>Well I am married.....
So you've kissed girls in the past but not anymore?

>>168592552
Holy shit that's fucking disgusting.

>>168592668
Nice falseflag. Von Sternberg fanboys don't get girls.

>>168591593
WarhammerTW
Empire (Faith, Steel and Gunpowder)
Yes, I have a fiancée

>>168592717
I wasn't talking about kaiserreich anon

>>168592691
>>168592585
I fell for every meme. We've been together for 13 years, since we were 15, highschool sweethearts and everything.
And ya know what, it's actually fucking great, we're still all lovely dovey and shit.

And yeah, it's pretty gay.

>>168592443
I'm not gay or bi i like girls, but i did have sex with a guy

>>168592876
>i like girls
haha this fag likes girlie wirlies

>>168592841
I'm actually unironically really happy to read that.

tfw hopeless romantic but all gfs turned out to be not the right one

Godspeed to you anon. Fill the world with love.

>>168592876
>>168592350
SIGMAR FORBIDS THIS

>>168585861
Isabella isn't the new lord, she's the reward IF we win MWNL. Otherwise she'll be given out some other way, maybe like Grombrindal or as a 5 dollar one-lord pack.

>>168587003
Vlad is in Schwartzhafen, the aim of VC early game will be to force the other Count to bow to you

Also Konrad will be a LL, whether he'll be Manfred's bitch or Vlad's bitch will be something we'll find out.

>>168592717

>Holy shit that's fucking disgusting.

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

>>168592350
>>168592876
Once in the ass is not gay
And after second time it doesn't count
You are fine.

>>168588537
>Kingdom of Asturias
>Raze all muslim cities
Yes that will show them, raze the cities of your people when you reconquer them from your enemies.

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>>168592950
>>168592876
>>168592841

By Khorne, take it somewhere else fags. WE got several gay boards like /fit/, /fa/ and /pol/.

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>>168592967
Thanks anon, it's really nice and there's every chance it'll happen to you too. Keep the faith.

>>168592639
VC campaign is super easy mode. Shocking.

>>168589784
>KURT HELBORG CONFIRMED?

I really fucking hope not. Empire needs an alternate start not another fucking (likely shitty) LL who will start in Reikland.

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THIS IS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
I AM THE TRUE VON CARSTEIN
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
NAGASH PLS HELP ME

>>168593124
He's really the only one who fits the definition of an "Old Friend"

Other than krell, and fuck that shit, seriously. Vamps have got too much going for them now with Isabella and probably the Red Duke being made playable at some point.

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>>168593170
LOL SHUT UP MANLET , GO LEAD ONE OF MY ARMY AND DEAL WITH IT

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>>168593206

>He's really the only one who fits the definition of an "Old Friend"

ABSOLUTE

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

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>>168592717
But Ungern is a qt.

>tfw got banned for baneposting

>>168593206
Toddbringer is all set up with abilities to be added into the game, all they need to do is add a few Ulrican units unique to Middenland to the roster and they're golden.

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>>168593206

>first Grombrindal as a LL
>then Isabella

Old Friend is Ludwig Schwarzhelm. Works just like Isabella and Vlad but no new faction start. Playing Karl unlocks Ludwig right away. Unfortunately you're the Empire and your early economy can barely support a fully stack let alone 2 so go fuck yourself Empire players.

So will they split Vampires into two groups or i will be able to field 5 legendary heroes now?

>>168592876
>I'm not gay I just like sucking dick

>>168591593
Warhammer
Empire
No.

But I did kiss a guy while drunk at a party once. It was kind of shit, but I'm into weirder other shit so eh.

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>>168593537

>tfw genetics are too weak to obtain this sort of beard and moustache

>>168593594
>I neither watched the video nor read the threads the past couple of days

Von Carstein faction is a second playable vampire faction with Vlad as the faction leader and Isabella as the second lord and starts in Schwartzhafen. Vampire Courts remain based in Drakenhof with Manfred, Kemmler and Ghorst. Subjugating Manfred is one of your objectives.

>>168593609
>balls dont touch
Your point?
>>168593537
>hey Karl
>Ludwig is gay
>for you

>>168593594

You can confederate now as Vampire Cunts so yes. Assuming the AI recruits them though.

>>168593515
Congratulations anon, you have started the fire

>>168593686
i know your feel , i struggle to grow a proper beard and mustache , its coming but really really slow

>>168593537
>empire gets a thing for campaign
>it sucks

This sounds pretty likely to be honest.

So we should be finding out who old mate is today, right?

Right?

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>>168593705
So when you state "subjugate" i wonder what confederating will do.
Also those Agrund or how you call them dorfs...can they confederate normal ones?
Can i have all four lords at same time?
Why is White Dorf so bullshit OP

>>168593517
The thing that started this whole debate friendo was someone saying that CA had confirmed that The Old Friend is neither Toddbringer or the Red Duke.

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>>168593889

>>168591593
Warhammer
Skarsnik
no , 25 years old , needing to loose weight a lot

>>168593686
>>168593746

>25 now
>decide to grow a beard
>it's a goatee
>nevermind, I'll grow a mustache, dad has one and he looks cool
>it's a goatee
>I'll just go full-douche then, soul patch it is
>no soul patch
>just goatee

Guess I'll go with the clean-shaven 15 year-old look, then.

>>168593845

no

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>>168593889
Kislev has been an /oldfriend/ and ally of The Empire ri-right guys?

>>168593889
Red Duke isn't friends with anyone anyway

But if so and if it isn't an empire lord in a new start then CA is fucking unbelievably retarded

>>168593980

It's ok, I'm trying new beard / hair style and I look like a redneck now

>>168593980
you're asian right ?

>>168592876
>It's not gay he had a feminine penis

Do you guys think SFO is worth it?

I'm gonna try it later this week when I've got time just to see if it's better, but I'm not quite sure I even want an overhaul.

I know magic is shit, but when they make claims like
>Gives every unit a purpose at any stage in the campaign
It puts me off because most units do have a purpose at any stage. Yeah you might always want to take a unit of greatswords over spearmen, but that doesn't mean they have no purpose. They're worse in most ways but cheap as shit and will still fair decently vs. cav & some monsters.

>people who think beards look good

When I grew a beard there was a noticeable drop in the female attention I received. All it did was emphasize the fact I was overweight, and I just looked like all the other fat guys with beards. They're popular now (and have been for several years) but it makes more sense to not have one.

>>168592151
Convert and devote your life to praising Zeus

>>168594224
>overweight
stopped reading right there

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>>168594026
I hope so

>>168594224

>beards show off how much of a fat fuck I am
>therefore all beards look shit

maaaate

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>>168594224
>All it did was emphasize the fact I was overweight, and I just looked like all the other fat guys with
>overweight

ITT: beards

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>>168589784
>>168590176
>>168593206
>>168593537

Listen you stupid faggots

We all know who the TRUE Old Friend is

LORD

DRACHENFELS

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>>168594390

bearb

>>168594404
Literally friends with no one.

>>168594506
That guy needs a Robotnik reskin for shit and giggles.

>>168594510

He's really, REALLY old though

>>168594665

Point taken

>>168594665
I bet VCs banged shitton of vamp and non-vamp nobles over the years.
Can you vampirize Elves?

>>168594598

WITNESSED

>>168594787
Yes, but it is difficult. Someone does it in the End Times, but I can't remember who was the perpetrator and the victim.

>>168593123
I've beaten multiple very hard campaigns but I always struglge with VC. The position is awkward to play because everybody hates you.

To the east and south you either end up with Dwarfs or the Greenskins, either want to fuck your shit up. All the human factions eventually will work against you and so do the Elfs and Chaos.

Armies are fucked aswell, the cheap units are dogshit, the monsters will quickly run you bankrupt.

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Bret quest battle at PC Gamer Weekender this weekend
https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/191203/bretonnia-trailer-today-pc-gamer-weekend-bretonnia-gameplay
http://weekender.pcgamer.com/

>>168592639
What's so great about Vampires, I barely ever use them. When is Isabella available?

>>168594840
Because they refuse or because its hard on biology?
>>168594905
>struggle with VC
Well basically you field two armies of zombies and once you see enemy army with 14+ units you go over there and fight them. Make sure you lose all zombies and suddenly you can recruit whatever the fuck you want from the province cept vamp knights.

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>>168594985
>New, as-of-yet unannounced Legendary Lord

>>168594985

>There'll also be a live onstage playthrough of a unique quest battle for a New, as-yet-unannounced Legendary Lord

NANI?!

>>168595106
inb4 it's Isabella and they got their PR releases mixed up. Have to wait and see though. Bretonia overview should introduce a bit anyway.

>>168595106
>>168595193
According to the thread it's just Isabella and the news are outdated.

>>168594985
Will it be streamed or will we have to be there to see it?

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>>168595008
>elite infantry with bonus anti infantry damage
>heroes that have lifesteal plus are casters and good at melee
>great cavalry
>ressurecting your army with spells
>ressurecting your army every time you cast any spell actually
>extra buildings that give income
>can pull out armies out of its ass if they get wiped out in a province for forever so you dont need army buildings at all
>Isabella will buff Vampires to heal like mad in combat

Also
>no global recruitment
>no range units

>>168593972
Are you working out and/or doing cardio or just eating at a caloric deficit?

>>168594985
Event links
Saturday:
http://weekender.pcgamer.com/pc-gamer-stage/total-war-warhammer-gaih
Sunday (repeat?):
http://weekender.pcgamer.com/pc-gamer-stage/creative-assembly

>>168592639
4 Fucking bats though

>>168592639
I wish every LL would give some soft of unique building

CA fucked up the early LLs

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>>168595370
Whoops sorry.
Here is raise dead with high bodycount province.
You can simply suicide 30-40 zombies to populate a province.

>>168595237
This should be good though
>Total War’s New Content Team, the chaps responsible for all the FreeLC and DLC content released since the game’s launch last May, will introduce Bretonnia, detailing their chivalric playstyle, unique campaign-game mechanics, battlefield units and characters.

>>168595418
im gonna go sign up to my local gym room and go on a protein diet hopefully that will be good , im 1.73 and weight 124

>>168595474
And this selection is supposed to be good? A bunch of skeletons, more skeletons and 2 actually useful units of infantry.

For this shit you run around and suicide stacks of crap?

>>168593980
>21
>been wearing that trimmed look at 2.5-3mm length for over a year now

Does your dad have decent beard growth at his age? If so, you'll probably have it too.

>>168595568
No because hair will come from your mothers side so your dad is irrelevant for this.

>>168592081
What was this one for again? Wasn't it that space game?

>>168595563
>I'm 1.73

You know no amount of lifting will ever fix this right?

>>168595563
Just remember to not stop. Progress will be slow but steady and you will eventually reach your goal if you keep going. Check out scoobysworkshop.com/beginning-workout-plan if you haven't already. Caloric intake is everything.

>>168595697
yeah ill stay forever a manlet , but i need to loose that fucking belly

>>168595567
Those things replenish in a couple turns.
And all skellies are fine, undead dont give two shits about casualties and you can simply keep sending them until your enemy tires out for your elites to mop up. Also normal skellies are around 80% Empire swordsmen quality and they cause fear.

>>168595634
My mum doesn't have a beard.

>>168595474

Wait, VC casualties count too?

I thought they didn't

>>168595745

Godspeed anon

>>168595741
thanks , a friend told me to do also not everyday but like every 2-3 days and each week change the day i do the exercices , cause its more efficient that way he told me

>>168595910
Yes they do.
Rev up the zombies.

>>168595697
>real life
>anyone giving a fuck about height

>>168595969
Overtraining really is dangerous, it fucked me out of a lot of gains in my day.

Consider checking out different programs by different people. Everyone and everyones goals are different. I have made great experiences with this tool customworkoutplanner.com/workout-wizard.php which is made by the same guy who made the calorie calculator.

>>168595524
>unique campaign-game mechanics
Errantry War = WAAGH
unique new stance that will let you cross impassable terrain - Grail Quest
offices for lords
t. my uncle is a janitor in CA

>>168596154
thank you im gonna check it out
>>168595951
yeah , i need to do it , im tired of being a poorfag neet , i need to do something of my life

but enough about me , lets talk about warhammer

think they will add some plague mechanic like with vampire and chaos corruption with the skavens ?

>>168596248
>think they will add some plague mechanic like with vampire and chaos corruption with the skavens ?
Nurgle will

>>168596204
My dad works for nintendo and says you are full of shit

>>168596362
make sense

well the skaven will obviously have for mechanic their Under-empire

>>168596540

Depending on which clan of skaven they can also have the nurgle thing, one of them is heavily dedicated to him, Clan pestilence I think.

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Is this guy the coolest looking unit?

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>Carcassonne appears to be playable
>likely no 4th legendary lord for Bretonnia

Please don't have the Foot Enchantress fucking start there. That makes literally no sense.

>inb4 someone spergs out about Carcassone not being playable despite getting turn priority

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Manfred the man here. Why are vc the best?


btw. Why does the figure of myself cost 70 bucks?

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>>168596914

No one will ever look cooler than hussars.

>>168597107
What is that Transformers thing he is riding on

>>168597043
Carcassonne is obviously being turned into the Bretonnia equivalent of a waaagh, hence the turn priority.

>>168597235
"Manfred rides the dread abyssal known as Ashigaroth, Gorger Upon the Meek, for it feasts upon those too callow to raise a hand in their own defence."

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-FI/Deathlords-Mortarchs-Mannfred?_requestid=1769497

>>168597235
some end times faggotry that you shouldn't care about

>>168597330

On turn 1? I don't think so.

>>168597474

>Battle mount that won't eat actual enemy combatants

That sounds fucking stupid.

>>168597474
>Mannfred serves at Nagash’s right hand. It is an occupation which he greatly resents

>>168597567
It's the AI, don't question the amount of cheating they do.

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Bretonnia will get a Medieval 2 style crusade system. Not answering the call results in a permanent untrustworthy status for diplomacy and a -10 PO factionwide.

>Allahu elfbar fellow bretcucks the Lady wants us to raze Altdorf on turn 7.

>>168597474
>62 euro

>>168597872

This will produce a bunch of fatalist Bret players that keep going on more and more absurd quests with increasingly horrific casualties.

How are we doing in the second challenge?

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>>168597107
>babbys first conquest
Best dude all around for Empire would be Settra the Imperishable.

>formed greatest Empire ever
>pious
>harsh but efficient
>golden age for fantasy Egypt
>wanted to live and rule forever
Mannfred as Emperor would make everything into a shithole because he doesnt give a shit about the land, its a big dick m-muh title contest for him.

>>168592639
I'm just curious about which one is Isabella's starting bonus, is it worth losing Vladdy's vanguard deployment

CA should release a free LL every month or so
They are being lazy

>>168592350
H E R E S Y
E
R
E
S
Y

>>168598230
Vanguard one was nerfed anyway.
You pick Vladdy because he gets global xp per turn for units and because Mannfred is recruitable in couple turns unlike Vlad that wants Aldorf for it.

>>168598160
SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE

>>168590606
oy boy

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>>168596914
>>168597107

I will never ever understand Age of Sigmar. They kept nearly every model from WHFB (except Tomb Kings and Bretonnia) but added these hideous fucking things and some not-Space Marines and not-Orks in power armor.

WHY DID ANY OF THIS REQUIRE BLOWING UP THE SETTING????

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>>168598526
I actually like Stormcast Eternals

>>168590606

Roll for heavy flying artillery

>>168590606
roll

>>168598526
40k was selling more so they figured it hurrr people like it more, its not like we didnt update half the armies in 15 years.
And models were kept because they didnt want fans to burn down their officers when they heard all old expensive models were obsolete and unplayable.

>>168598526

Both those models are Warhammer End Times stuff, not AoS

>>168590606
Can I really roll High Elf Blood Lord (Monster)?

>>168598752
They're basically not-shit space marines.

>>168599013
Nah, Mannlet is AoS

>>168588537
rollan

>>168598752

Sure, but they could have fit them into the WHFB setting.

>End Times happen
>world gets fucked badly, but shit happens and world doesn't end
>sigmar rules over human empire (includes shattered remains of non-empire human and dwarf realms)
>stormcasts are rare super elite infantry instead of an entire army
>spice of the setting by blending all of these flavors together
>i dont feel like writing anymore because it doesnt matter

Elves confederating was cool and I wish had happened in the setting proper. Skaven and Chaos being at each others throats makes more sense than Skaven plot armoring their way into the Chaos pantheon for ~~reasons~~.

>>168599282
Everything about Skavens in the End Times is teeth pulling bad.

>>168599282
In Age of Sigmar Slaanesh is "kidnapped" and replaced by Horned Rat.
Dead serious.

>>168599282
Oh I don't disagree, but I think they wanted to get rid of Not!Europer

>>168599216

The Mortarch models were End Times.

>>168599523

Problably removed because "muh tits".

I goddamn hate Age of Sigmar.

Grand strategy has numerous youtube campaign parody memes while we got nothing. We really are the losers

>>168599663
Mostly vanilla EU4 and HOYFOUR memes

we're not missing out on anything with those cancer kids throwing their shitty content around.

>>168599663
We have lesser cancer community tho

also all those memes are cringe garbage

>>168599282
>>stormcasts are rare super elite infantry instead of an entire army


It will basically be space marines for the land-imperium of man ruled by immortal god emperor sigmar.

Knightly orders are more interesting as an elite force. So is mortal emperors.

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>>168599663
Grand Strategy is history based, ofcourse its memetic.
Total War is a genre and thistory/timelines dont memetically apply to it.

Warhammer is a thing of its own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE

>>168588947
Rolling

>>168600021
I fucking love Karl's Ravandil series.

>>168589083
Sigmar bless this roll.

>>168600021
>Total War isn't history based

>>168600149
Seems Khaine blessed the roll instead, anon.

Is it just me or are loading times slower with each release?

The game is unplayable to me until I get a new SSD

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>>168600148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
Good stuff, good stuff lads.
>>168600246
Its not based on history as a broad timeline where you discuss history and dick around with it while banging your first cousins.
Its based around warfare and units used in it.

>>168590606

ayylmao

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>>168599750
>>168599796
Sure it's cancerous, sure it's autistic, but it seems they have more fun than we have.
I wish I had this kind of fun in my life

>>168600485

Chaos Dragon Thunderer (Lore of Disregard Lore)

okay?

>>168598342
How do you even nerf vanguard ?
I'm just speculating about who to choose for starting lord once Von Carstein subfaction hits. Vlad gets global xp per turn even if you don't pick him as starting lord, that one's in the bag

>>168599282
honestly, they could just turn Brets into not-Speesh Muhreens
>majority of knights died during the civil war and siege of Altdorf
>few knights = increasingly difficult to keep peasants in check
>the whole Elven fuckery became impossible to hide
>peasants who fought in the Empire got their hands on gunpowder weapons
>Bretonnian revolution happens
>nobility that is too stubborn to asses their priorities is killed off
>equality is brutally enforced, now peasants can become knights too
>except the whole MUH LADY thing is now dead (and prohibited), these new knights are a secular order dedicated to preservation of humanity
>Athel Loren is first on the chopping block

Has anyone else noticed how one of Wight King's selection quotes is "Wight King" like some sort of fucken pokemon?

>>168600576
What are you talking about, I have most fun here with my friends /twg/!

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>Archaon & friends are raping the old world
>send Big Dick Franz to stop the end of times
>Mannfred think is the right time to attack with 4 armies

Trully a mannlet and cuck

>>168600576
/gsg/ does not have fun

>>168600603
Think vanguard range has been reduced or something.
Well Vlads in the bag since you wont need Aldorf to get him anymore i guess.
Isabella looks the best since your heroes get buffed and vampires kick ass.
>>168600576
Nah, its stale as fuck there. Paradox didnt make good game in ages.

>>168600626
>now peasants can become knights too

I would rather have Bretonnia die than this. Go back to your farming.

>>168600658
Every character does it.

>>168600689
>still using mortars

>>168600858
My necromancer doesn't say "Necromancer" when I select him

Crossbows can shoot over your units but i assume guns cannot right?

>>168600770
Yeah I came back after a long hiatus and even the shitposting isn't as good as it was.

>>168600995
Try it out :^)

>>168600689
>>168600902

>crossbows
>reiksguard
>greatswords

Ewww

>>168600689
> mortars
> xbows


The hell is the matter with you

How hell do you fire through the gaps in your line with Empire Handgunners?

>not enough room = obstructed
>too much room = enemy runs right into ranged units
>try to find sweet spot and one of the above still happens

Playing Dwarfs is so much better, they can just shoot righter over their frontlines heads.

>>168593050
Weekends allso dont count and the counter zeroes at 5

>>168601865
Shame it doesnt work on flamethrowers
>Dorfs didnt put them on Gyrocopters
WHAT THE FUCK URIST

>Greenskin gobbo spears get silver shields and are fast and expendable
>Chaos get 120 armor chosen with silver shields
>Dwarfs get fuckbutt high armor and melee defense and mass for days
>Vampires get 90 armor, silver shield skeletons
>Empire gets 30 armor, low melee defense bronze shield infantry

Why does the Empire get absolutely trash frontline infantry? Or better yet why isn't there a tech to boost their shields to silver? I never know what to do with my frontlines as Empire, no matter what they always either take grotesque causalities or crumble.

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Don't make me wait looooonger

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>>168602510
Pleaseee

>>168602510
NEVEREVER

>>168594510
What are you talking about he had that nice feast with all those nobles anon!
:^)

>>168602683
SOOOOOOOOOON

Recruitment is fully implemented now

>>168603353
can I recruit a gf too?

>>168602510
Its only a model.

>>168603664
Yes but you need to upgrade your capital and get more income.

>>168602445
Spears(Shields) and Halberds have lots of defense. They can hold for a good while but not forever. Use that time to dish out the damage using cavalry or artillery or missile troops. That's like the whole point of playing as the Empire.

>>168603353
I've been waiting since the original release date. My hope has died long ago.

>>168604291

They have worse frontline fighters than the Wood Elves who on TT had the absolute worst line infantry in the game.

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>try out Mordheim
Damn i nearly fell off my chair

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>>168605201
If my second son was as ugly as this i would give him away to inquisition too.

>>168605201
>>168605380
>those faces
Are they in the middle of taking a shit?

>>168597107

Because they're just fun to use. Lots of flyers. Monsters. Magic that is actually useful. They can run without worrying about stamina. Cool lords and heroes.

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>>168605465
Probably.
Even nuns are old and constipated.

>my map has 500 subscribers
How do I implement some /twg/ memes into my map?

>>168589083
I'm going to get Vlad. Watch this

>>168602445
The last thing that's better than anyone is the gobbos. I have to micro all of their fanatic ranged attacks and drop the charge leadership buffs while making sure my cavalry gets a decent flank in about 20 seconds or the whole line is gone and fuck pausing that's lame. I fucking love gobbos

>>168589083
Rollin

>>168589083
>>168606063
Get fucked you dendrophile now.

>>168590606
roll

>>168605913
if looking from the tactical map, have a bunch of ruins in the top of the map spell
>I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS PONTUS
to the player
also post the map, I will sub

>no Tomb Kings announced
And you feel good about this?

>>168606728
Its a shame, you could rip old assets from a dead gaem. Models still look great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-tKbE7uETg

Playing as a barbarian has to be the dullest shit ever in Attila. Loving my Lakhmid and WRE compaigns though.

>Barbarians raiding all over
>Can't even attack them without declaring war

baka desu

>>168599663
>what is milan

Also, new version of my mod is up.
Pls subscribe.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=831679533

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>>168599663
>implying
>>168608001
Never5get

>>168603737
Shhh

>>168608429
>trying to shhh me
Now we see violence inherent in the system!
Help me lads, im being opressed!

>>168602510
It's only eleven more days senpai.
Chill out.

>>168608001
>adding units to a big mod

Please don't. Make a seperate mod for that please ;_;

M O D U L A R I T Y

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>>168608576

>>168591593
-Warhammer, though Shogun 2 is also pretty dope.
-Surprisingly, Empire. I just really like Karl Franz.
-Well yeah, but that's when I was 16, and I've mostly been seeing women 5-7 years my elder since then.

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>>168590606
Rolling.

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Exclusive footage of SEGA picking which Total War DLC we gonna get for free because contest victory.

>>168605895
Do you have the Vampire DLC?

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>>168591593
Shogun 2
Takeda
Nope

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>>168609000
Sure do.
They look exactly how you would expect them though.

>>168609420
>you will never capture beautiful Japanese princesses and put it up their poopers

>>168606651
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=864215673
remember to like, subscribe and leave a comment :^)

I already did.
How about you sub to MY mod.

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>>168609687
What a shame.

Chaps, should I buy Warhammer for 12$? I skipped on everything past Shogun 2 given the fucking clusterfuck that the DLC was. The only DLC that I'm eyeing is the Wood Elves...other than that I donno...

Thoughts?

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>>168609687

>>168609923

I wish I was this man

>>168610195
It's worth that price.
Don't know about Welfs but King&Warlord is really good.

>>168610195

>Chaps, should I buy Warhammer for 12$?

Oh for sure.

You don't really need to buy any of the DLC, the DLC factions are still there as AI and while the lord packs are neat you're not missing thaaaaaat much.

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>>168609923
nice room bro

>>168608001
Give me a TL;DR of what your mod does

>>168609687
I was really disappointed that there was no Rance portrait mod for S2 desu.

>>168610360
>>168610315

I was thinking about getting the DLCs if they go on sale. Just, I want the game but I hate how they're doing DLCs now. Just a clusterfuck of lists.

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>The Sword of Couronne was a mighty relic weapon, wielded by many heroes of Bretonnias past. This powerful weapon was forged from the finest Silverline and was quenched in the mirror pools of the Great forest. A purified weapon of The Temple of The Lady herself, The sanctified blade was steeped in righteous power. As Louen wielded this blade, it would catch the suns rays, dazzling his enemies as he charged into battle.
>The Lion Lance was a mighty relic weapon carried by the kings of Bretonnias past, granting the wielder enhanced strength it attacked with a relentless fury.
>The Tabard of Kings was a magnificent embroidered tabard which had been passed down through Bretonnias greatest Kings, enchanted with powerful counter spells it protected its bearer against enemy magic.
>The Armour of Brilliance was a near impervious relic of holy might, the dazzling light from the armors polished plates making it painful for dark beings to even look upon their foe.
>The Crown of Bretonnia shone with a golden light and was blessed by The Lady herself, enhancing the character of its wearer and inspiring those near him.

Which of these will make it in for Louen, which won't?

>>168610549
Logically tabard will be most logical to be either absent or a starting banner item.

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>>168589784
MUH BOI NAGASH IS READY TO SMASH

>>168590606
Rollerino

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>>168610549

I'll make an educated guess and say "The ones he actually has on the tabletop"

>>168611312
>blessed by a kiss from the lady

Imagine getting your dick kissed by the lady.

>>168608781
it's as modular as it gets, and it's just 1 unit.

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>>168589784
Count Marius "the Absolute Madman" Leitdorf confirmed

All halflings must hang!
Moot wars now!

>>168610408
Adds a variety of rome 2 esque buildings to the empire so that it feels like you are managing an empire instead of a cardboard cutout named Empire(tm)

>>168591593
Chrono Trigger M2
Marle/Ayla for dat cube toss and Genoa for my ultimate militia spam technique.
No, Wizard hopeful at this point. 2 more years. Women will deal with anything as long as you're not fat. That's literally the only rule when it comes to women and I broke it.

>>168611043
Nagash was weak.
He has no friends.

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>this is a 10/10 in Bretonnia

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>>168611664

>>168611646
>He has no friends.
He has Arkhan.

>>168611632
Pretty sure women can also deal with fat as long as you're really charismatic and got money.

>>168594224
>overweight fuck complains about not getting attention
>blaims it on beards

So did we win the second event?

>>168592054
>Shogun 2
>Takeda
>also turning 24 this year
Wew lad, are you me or something?

>>168612225
You two should have no homo sex practice.