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Gay edition

Previous timeline:>>168512007


Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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cute nerds
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Goat!
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>gay edition
oh.. see ya tomorrow then
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Hi, I'm Bob.
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>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C41KEaaUYAEsEIP.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C40TFbQUYAAjO-s.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4xaBiKVMAA6JuN.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4xonzcVYAI51rU.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zTZqgUcAARWUS.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C41reM_VYAIlT0R.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0_pZ7UVIAA7223.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zqrnJVUAAfgQU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yl8T1UYAAYwq1.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4x1Bl6VMAALgE-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4x1Bl6VUAEDyOc.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yw7gbUEAIjJUs.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C41TR4KUkAAA7sr.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yshwzVMAAAAfk.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4txi1DVcAE8INX.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zkleuVYAAnuAf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4txrDcUYAIIso3.png:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C40dgHQVYAAp0XM.jpg:orig
>Grillby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yXduDUcAA9Oqc.jpg:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4x7Rx8VUAAj9QG.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zMfXhUkAAwfZW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yHYv3VYAAA_vB.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4xcvunUYAQX-Pg.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C42Hf3aUYAEEH5i.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4uDDEcUYAApcfg.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zMSUnUYAk3aGL.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zvXP9VMAA2NRr.jpg:orig
>Napatablook & mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4zCk0CVUAA1GZt.jpg:orig
>Flowey x Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4si4adWEAEY9mH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4si5AXWQAAI8PO.jpg:orig
>Soriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4yyQ3NUcAAYBns.png:orig
>group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4106N_VcAIrdep.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3ltb-IUoAATDjv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4xh6J1UEAAKv6F.jpg:orig
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Is this gay enough?
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I love this fish.
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>no loving asriel
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>>168574005
thanks for the art!
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>>168574029
>boy and a girl on a date
>gay
???
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>>168573865
Awful edition.
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>>168574005
Cuck
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>>168574005
Thanks for the fresh stuff.
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how does this make you feel?
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Goodnight /utg/!
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Chara burpfic?
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>>168574365
Goodnight fish!
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>>168574347
Good, it makes me feel good.
>>168574365
Goodnight!
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>>168573865
>undertale gay general
so the memes are true
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>>168574458
mhmm and how bout this?
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i wanna fall asleep in asriel's arms
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>>168574573
I'm not to partial to Mettaton or men, sorry.
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>>168572580
ok but I'm not putting my glasses back on
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>>168574573
why is there no good mettaton porn
it's so frustrating aaaarrrgghh
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>>168574640
alright, thanks for participating your results will come in next week
>>168574665
sayu does some alright stuff, no homo
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>>168574662
as long as your eyes rest upon him that is all i ask
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okay good night /utg/
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Finally, an edition for me
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>>168574981
Good night!
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>>168574981
>Asgorefags are giant homosexuals despite Asgore being straight
>Undynefags are all straight men despite Undyne being a big gay
really makes you think
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>>168574662
glasses are cute put them on
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>>168574601
dont we all
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Fill it out
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>>168574962
oh no, cute alternative outfits are my true weakness for every character
I'm going to go blind

>>168575206
but I'm posting from bed!
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>>168575467
>no obscure waifus
>no r63 waifus
theyre all garbage in my opinion
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>>168574347
It gives me the vapors
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>>168575665
Find the sprites/iamges and put them in, you dingus.
Also
>r63
that's a shit fetish!
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>>168575631
>I'm posting from bed!
put those glasses on and i might join you ( ;
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>>168575850
>>r63
>that's a shit fetish!
no that's scat
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Goodnight utg! I hope you all have a very short Friday, and you all have a good long weekend!
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>>168575995
Good night!
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>>168575850
listen here boyo if i want cute girls im gonna get em
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>>168575934
r63 is not scat, you silly dumpling.
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>>168575995
good night momdude
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>>168575631
the blindness will be worth it, it will be last thing you see and remember it always but maybe you should rest your eyes and not go blind
>>168575995
goodnight
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>>168575995
nighty night
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>>168576024
Why not just stick with the female characters then?
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>>168576104
none of the main ones are cute and im greedy
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>>168575467
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>>168576170
>none of the main ones are cute
nigger what
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>>168576170
>none of the main ones are cute
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>>168576170
What? Undyne, Toriel, and Alphys are all cute though.
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>>168576178
bad taste
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>>168576256
I know
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>>168576178
weird
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>>168576196
>>168576208
>>168576242
dont like fit girls, goats or alphys which i find weird myself because i like a lot of the lizard's traits
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>>168575467
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>>168576363
what the fuck
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>>168576319
>dont like fit girls

i should cut you
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>>168576319
>dont like fit girls
WHAT
WHY
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>>168575859
put that winky face away you scamp, I'm too tired and beat up for your shenanigans tonight

>>168576056
you're right but I like these hours, gimme 10 more minutes
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>your favorite will never be your real life boy/girlfriend
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>>168576451
make it deep daddy
>>168576467
i dunno, other body types are more appealing to me. less of a disdain more of there are better options ya feel?
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>>168576608
>less of a disdain more of there are better options ya feel?

Well in that case, I can give you a pass


but just barely
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>>168576520
arent old people supposed to go to bed early?
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>>168576543
bummer
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>>168576543
well there is one way...
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>>168576775
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>>168576732
gonna garrote you with a lovingly handmade scarf one day, son
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>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Think I see a black dot moving across the ceiling
>Not sure if it's just my imagination so I turn the flashlight on my phone on
>It's a huge cockroach
>Follow it across the room waiting for it to get close enough
>It does and I miss, falls behind a big stack of boxes and I can't find it

I'm scared /utg/ help me
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>>168577556
burn the place down
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>>168577493
kinky
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>>168577621
I can't that's dangerous and this is an apartment
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>>168577556
Call an exterminator. Where there is one roach, there are fifty more.
Either that or....>>168577621
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>>168577556
feed it to chara
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>>168577556
feed it to something
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>>168577556
feed it pizza
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>>168577764
I might have to do that but I'm not happy

>>168577787
no gross chara does not eat buggies

>>168577793
I do not have anything that eats bugs

>>168577847
My sister would be mad because it is her pizza and I don't see how that would help the situation
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>>168577903
when chara is really hungry (like always), she can eat pretty much anything!!!
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>>168577556
Lmao nigga its a fucking cockroach those things are literally completely harmless, just annoying

If you think you have an infestation call an exterminator in the morning but dont wet your panties over it.
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>>168577903
Definitely call the exterminator, I thought it would just be one roach but not calling at the first sign was a huge mistake.
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>>168577903
you would earn the roach's trust and make a friend
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>>168577957
>>168577556
oh shit a femanon?
HOT DAMN
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>>168577957
Those things carry diseases though.
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>>168577952
well she might be hungry sometimes but she's not gonna eat gross stuff like bugs!

>>168577957
but its gross anon and it was in my room

>>168577995
Yeah, I think I'm going to ask my mom to in the morning...

>>168578035
but he would still be in my room and I wouldn't know how to tell him to please leave my home
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>>168578141
It is the roach's home now, it just allows you to live there. Better make friends now before it's too late.
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>>168578136
what?! what if I don't find him? Am I going to be okay?
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>>168578298
>there are people who don't forge peace treaties with spiders in their room
>they squish them because they're climbing on the walls no one uses

Why are humans such selfish murderers? Muffet was right.
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>>168578429
well muffet is cute and I love her and even her spiders which are just like little dots with legs are kinds cute but real spiders are scary and gross to me
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>>168578309
Yeah man, you'll be fine. Just don't touch them.
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>>168578504
>real spiders are scary and gross to me

but they're bros

Floridafag here. Huntsman spiders keep the roaches and palmetto bugs out. And for free too.
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>>168578429
>play undertale
>shortly after decide not to kill a spider in my room
>wake up with two spider bites
They all must die.
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>>168578505
okay...

>>168578575
well, yeah but whenever I see them I get scared and I feel like I have to get rid of them and I can't stop thinking about them and I get scared. I live in florida too so maybe this wouldn't have happened if there was a spider, but it's still scary and I'd just like all bugs to please leave my house please
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>>168578791
Just watch this video and see how bro tier huntsmen are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r011GRdai8Q
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There's literally nothig wrong with Asriel trapping you under his soft furry pawpads.
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>>168578957
but what if I didn't want him to do that

And also are they his hands or feet
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>>168579118
feet obv
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This just in: Asgore allegedly masturbates to cuckold porn; big if true
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>>168579253
but why would he do that to me
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>>168579331
so sansxtorel is canon
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>>168579409
He's a big gote, and he likes to feel you squirming under there. It probably feeds his god complex
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>>168579626
oh. well maybe just sometimes because we are friends but not all the time
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There is literally nothing wrong with Chara eating all the food in your house
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AUs
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>>168580003
yes there is
then I wouldn't have any food
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>>168580067
Yeah but Chara would be happy and then you could snuggle on her belly
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>>168580171
And then you're dead from malnutrition
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>>168580220
Well no cause you can just get more food
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Chara's HUGE, loud noisy tummy!
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>>168579765
Im sure hed be glad to hear that. Hed love the feeling of you massaging his pawpads like that.
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>>168580272
But I have no money and Chara ate all my food
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>>168580037
cute
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>>168580360
Then chara will go hunt for things in the woods and bring things back for you
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>>168580403
Whenever I see the thumbnail for this I think it looks like she's doing the fart noise thing with her armpit.
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>>168580317
Why is Chara's tummy so noisy? Why is Chara so fat?
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>>168580037
should they be purged tho?
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>>168580519
k
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>>168580462
how can she hunt effectively if she's fat
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>>168580554
Time to bust open the kiddy diddler US Papyrus nicknames again?
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>>168580586
She is determined
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>>168580562
I mean, doesn't it seems like the sort of thing she'd do?
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>>168580317
My HUGE, loud noisy tummy!
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>>168580692

i guess
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>>168580637
you mean this?
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>>168580820
>"genital warts in your toddler's shorts"
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>>168580764
You seem a little sad. Have a spider muffin.
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>>168580960
thank you
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pep
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>>168581876
pop?
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>>168581954
bop
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>>168581985
flop
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Which undertale would help me understand that it's okay to be lewd sometimes and that it doesn't make me a bad person?
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>>168582059
Alfeess
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>>168582059
Alphys?
It's fine to be lewd, anon! It doesn't make you a bad person at all.
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>>168582164
But what if people don't think I'm cute anymore?
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>>168582214
You can be both cute and lewd!
And I'll still think you're cute!
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>>168582059
Alphys, duh
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>>168580323
well I wouldn't be massaging them I'd just be letting him step on me sometimes I guess
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Which Undertale would tell me I did a good job if I showed them my golem-operated tree farm and power generator in Minecraft?
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>>168582525
Alphys.
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>>168582525
Alphys again.
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>>168582345
Th-Thanks Alphys...
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Which characterfag should leave?
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>>168583247

>>168539169
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Which Undertale would eat french fries with me?
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>>168583250
well,will you look at that cutie in the red scarf
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I want Toriel to read me Goodnight Moon
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>>168583431
He's cute in the same way one's little brother is cute.

Undyne is cute in the way that mysteriously gets your pants tighter
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>>168583659
>its a fishfag shits on someone for liking a dufferent character more than Undyne post
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>>168583782
when did i shit on pap dude
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Reminder not to take the bait.
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>>168583843
you shit on the poster by implying that how they felt was wrong. Try to be less of a jerk in the future
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It's dead hours again.
What are you listening to?
If you could change one thing aesthetically about your favorite, what would it be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
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>>168583873
that wasn't my objective mangolio. just sa-

>>168583871
oh, ok. nevermind
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>>168583962
>>168583871
Don't be an asshole in the future. Not everyone likes Undyne as much as you guys do and its rude as fuck to be an asshole about that.
Not everything is bait. I'm just telling you to stop being jerks
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>>168583957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8l9vZ4Ksc

I'd give her my deployment gear if it wouldn't land me in a world of shit with brass.
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>>168583957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuBb_PdZx4k\
He looks fine in the actual game but in fanart I hate how they leave out his his moustace
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>>168584153
>>168583957
>Liking a character more than Undyne
Lmao please take your shit taste and leave. We don't want you at /utg/ anymore
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@168584021
t.bait
try again fuckbaby.
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@168584247
also bait, mates.
falseflagging bait.
report and hide.
trolling is a global rule violation.
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>>168584247
Fuck off

>>168584265
Its not bait. Please tell me how >>168583659 wasn't shitting on >>168583431 for finding Papyrus cute and not Undyne.

At least man up and admit you were being a dick instead of hiding behind bait you yourself most likely created
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@168584375
he said pap was cute in another way, my baby. it wasn't offensive or shitting on another character. perhaps you shpuld finish your middle school education to get that crucial reading comprehension.
try again soriel.
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>>168583431
I regret making that post, it was just for fun
>>168584375
But fish wasn't being a dick or at least to me they weren't I don't mind fish posters, I appreciate you defending me but, they weren't being serious, we each have our own faves
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I miss old dead hours.
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>>168584479
>>168584340
>>168584265
Don't even pretend to repond, guys
>>168584512
it's just soriel trying to stir shit up. Don't worry bonebro

here, have a noogie
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>>168584570
Dead hours were always like this
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>>168584570
when no one posted?
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I'm tired and have to go. If you need help identifying bait, refer to the deleted posts in the previous thread.
>>168512007
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/168512007/
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>gay edition
>no gay being posted
what the heck
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>>168584691
I need to take a break from this place
>>168584765
Here you okay
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>>168584765
I only got Alphyne on me and the thread's kinda been saturated with Undyne already


Pretty sure kingdings people will be up in a couple of hours though. No worries.
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>>168584795
>two boys kissing
yes this is prime gay material right here.
>>168584849
>two girls doing things
that is not gay material.
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>>168584849
>>168584795
muh
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>>168584887
>that is not gay material.
but they're gay tho
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>>168584932
anon this is lesbian/bisexual erasure right here and i will not tolerate it
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>>168584984
>lesbian/bisexual erasure

wh-what is that
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>>168585059
You know all those Undyne x male reader that have Undyne acting very out of character?

That
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>>168585059
its calling lesbian gay and proud lesbians get mad their term isnt represented or some shit, i am joking though but stupid tumblr and their unironic memes. im cool with gay fishlizard though
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>>168585228
Oh ok. I'm less scared now

>>168585095
Yeah that's kinda stupid

But if it's in a threesome with Alphys, I can dig it. Sometimes. Long as the male is an actual character from the game and not some stupid self insert BS
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Which Undertale would rub my tummy after I accidentally ate too many french fries?
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Good day thread.
>this edition
That's a little on-the-nose, isn't it...?
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>>168585827
isn't it obvious?
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Who does Undyne love??

A) Powerful, charming and handsome (just like me!) Papyrus

B) Beautiful, elegant and dominating (just like me!) Mettaton

C) Anon
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>>168586568
>tfw the fandom around the goats have ruined them for me aside from maybe Asgore
Feels bad
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>>168585827
A-are you a cute grill that looks like Chara?
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>>168586728
Ah don't sweat it. I tend not to care if faggots like the characters/things I like

Pretty sure faggots like pizza too. Doesn't mean I should quit pizza, now does it?
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>>168586645
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>>168586568
That sounds nice. What would it be like?

>>168586783
No, I'm sorry. I'm a boy who might look somewhat like chara if they were fat
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>>168586645
She loves her adopted goatdad!

Also she wants to fuck the nerd lizard
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>>168585827
Perhaps Flowey could be able to relate to that situation.
>>168586645
>Who does Undyne love??
D) The fat lizard.
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>>168586914
Ew!
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>>168586914
>That sounds nice. What would it be like?

Well for one thing, she'd probably start tubing your tummy after you ate too much french fries.
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>>168586995
S-Sorry...

;_;
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>>168586914
>boy
>fat
That means you are NOTHING like Chara!!
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>>168587103
I'm sorry anon I wish I was more like Chara I never asked to be a boy
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>>168587103
Chara is fat though!!
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>>168587205
NO
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>>168587205
Chara is thin, androgynous and suffers from malnutrition!
>>168587190
Maybe it's for the best, anon.
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which contentfags do you miss?

which contentfags are you glad they left?

which contentfag do you think is overrated?

which contentfag is underrated?

which contentfag would you kiss?
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>>168587190
Me too
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>>168587301
What do you mean? I'll never be cute like this and it makes me sad and addicted to eating because it makes me feel better in the moment and I keep telling myself I'm going to start running and stop eating and try to be cute even though I'm a boy but I just get sad and eat again because I'm weak and can't help it
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>>168587348
No contentfag has ever left they are still here
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>>168587348
>which contentfags do you miss?
Croc
>which contentfags are you glad they left?
Croc
>which contentfag do you think is overrated?
I haven't been feeling Pumpkin much lately. Still great though
>which contentfag is underrated?
MSPG desu
>which contentfag would you kiss?
none
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>>168587440
wew
>>168587348
I miss dworven and dezz
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>>168588005
>>168587703
They didn't leave
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>>168588171
then where are they?
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>>168588171
Nah he did but it was for the best.
Every other contentfag I like is still around in some form at least or i've seen recently
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>>168588171
dworwen nuked his entire tumblr of all arts and claimed it doesn't represent him and he's moving on

the only way he could leave more would be to drop dead

>>168588259
most of them have dropped off desu. we still have some artfags and blook for music, but writefagging ended when doogle put the keyboard down
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>>168588249
They're still here I know it

>>168588259
>>168588343
No he didn't
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>>168588447
we're dying anon
face it
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Here I come, rougher than Knuckles
The best of them, tougher than Knuckles
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my Knuckles
I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle
I break 'em down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles
Unlike Knuckles I'm independent since my first chuckle
First Knuckles, feel the Knuckles, than the Knuckle chuckle
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>>168588343
>when doogle put the keyboard down
He posted a short fic here like 2 days ago and still does greentexts on his tumblr also he hangs out in the discord

Plus we have teh Papyrus Jojo guy and the doom guy writefag still making stuff
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>>168588569
that's pretty weak desu
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>>168588498
No we're not
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>>168588597
It is what it is
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>>168588607
not for a while, a long time possibly, but it will happen
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>>168588646
it's kinda sad how they all died

but to be really honest very few /utg/ fics were anywhere near 'good', much less 'great'
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>>168588709
Still think Doogle was the pinnacle. The rest for alright, but he had a pretty good style and had the chops for decent stories.
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>>168588679
No

>>168588709
They didn't die
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>>168588709
i dont think it matters how good it is, just as long as the person creating it was having fun. also it helps if someone enjoyed the content they made.
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>>168588709
Oh its you again
I don't know why you enjoy pushing this meme so much. It sounds like you set your standards too high for fan fiction based around a 4 hour indie game
Who cares if the fics weren't super amazing, people wrote them for fun and about things they liked or wanted to explore more not to sell copies or one up anything
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>>168588875
if it's shit, it should be called shit, no need to foster egos here

>>168588885
anon I don't even have high standards, most of them are just pure shit, that's it. the authors might have had fun, but if it's awful it should be handled as awful, otherwise you end up with talentless ego-driven retards
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>>168589029
Stay mad that people wrote about things they liked instead of whatever shit you wanted more of
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>>168589110
sure, go on and defend other people being hacks, that's how you'll get more crocs
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>>168589319
Jokes on you, I liked Croc
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>>168589342
that's your loss

there wasn not any other decent writefags, apart from doogle and skull, and mspg when writing porn
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>>168589319
that isnt why people disliked croc, it was the morality debate thing
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>>168589426
Doogle still writes from time to time and posted something here like 3 days ago
Skull literally just started a new Undertale fic the other day and even posted it about it here on the off chance people still liked his old stuff
MSPG has been busy but he wrote some good lewds a month or so ago
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>>168589110
>caring about fanfic this much
>caring about fanfic writers
Why would something like that be important to you? It can be entertaining but it was never truly good.

Just about every writer we've had was clearly writing for themselves, not others, meaning them disappearing never being a real loss.
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>>168589596
>pointing out that someone is clearly acting overly entitled means i'm obsessed with fanfiction
Nice try but you have to try harder to really fuck with me. Try insulting my favorite or calling him a cuck, its the go to shit post.
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good night
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>>168589692
But you are, that's the thing. You're being defensive over what anyone else finds objectively crap and what was clearly written just for the author's boredom, rather than trying to tell a story or be entertaining.

Then again, if you want to fellate mediocrity, that's your choice.
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>>168589764
Not feeling it sorry.
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>>168589692
>hyperbole & strawman
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>>168589745
Night
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frick
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Good morning, /utg/! How are you doing toda-
>Gay edition
Oh!
>Only one Mettaton post
Oh...
Well - I guess i will have to fix that.

>>168583957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_FTmyKsRzw
>If you could change one thing aesthetically about your favorite, what would it be?
Oh boy...
I could maybe make him wear less pink stuff? I don't know - for me he's already perfect.

>>168589745
Good night.
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>>168590591
>Well - I guess i will have to fix that.
Can you just not? You guys have been really bad about the spam lately and its pissing people off
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frick & mspg are underrated
>>168590591
bote bute
morning
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>>168583957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHVJVQzHv5Q
It's that kind of afternoon again.
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>>168590591
I want to lick that shiny metal ass
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Do characters such as Sans or Papyrus use the bathroom? I mean, they're skeletons.
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I wake
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>>168591000
sans shits out massive ectoturds and shoves em up pap's ectoass

but no they dont use the bathroom they just shit on the floor
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>>168591048
make comic
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>>168591175
Which one?
SPACE POLICEâ„¢ or Undertale?
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>>168591278
>SPACE POLICEâ„¢
dunno that one
ut preferably i guess
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>>168591426
Maybe I will.
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Omega flowey vs hyperdeath asriel
Who wins in a fight
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>>168591671
Asriel has more souls and therefore is objectively more powerful
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>>168591671
Hyperdeath Asriel
Literally the same character with more power.
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>>168591671
The one with less edge factor
ironically enough
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fish
athletic enough for both herself and the lizard?
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Goat

Children
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>>168592197
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>>168592157
Shaved head fish looks weird!
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>>168592157
>>168592593
She looks like she wants to kick my ass.
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Goatdad ready to fight!
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>>168593756
Spicegoat!
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>>168593998
Spicegoat is pretty cool desu
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>>168592157

Yes.
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>>168594460
Is that a *CHALLENGE ?
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>>168594460
>>168594790
Gross
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>>168594460
>>168594790

niggur wat
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>>168594870
That's why it's a spoiler image

>>168594891
I dunno.
I just wanted to post equally big butt.
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>>168594790
The bullets get faster.
>>168594891
Her fight???
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I was supposed to be somewhere half an hour ago.

Goodbye thread, enjoy your Friday.
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What positions do Mettaton and Undyne have when sitting on a chair?
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>>168595159
Later flower lover. Hope you have a great day
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>>168594460
>nose

but why
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>>168596242
That's the thing you find offensive in that picture?
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>>168596380

Not much else to take issue with tbqh
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>>168595159
See you later, anon.
Enjoy your weekend.

>>168595291
Mettaton sits with his legs crossed, showing them off.
And Undyne would probably suplex that chair or throw it out the window.
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Saving the thread before I fuck off to take a nap and watch a Thief LP
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Life in the Underground can suck! Especially since there are no toilets in there. Then, I decided to just piss behind a tree. What I didn't notice is that the Undertale characters were all watching me. Match the reaction with the proper character:
>"So, you think you're the only one who can take a whizz standing up, huh, punk?! "
>" Wowie! I never knew you humans can pass water out of your bodies like that! "
>" Nice bro! "
>" This reminds of a scene I saw in an anime"
>"My child, I don't think it'd be proper to do that in this area"
>"Whoa! Stop there! You won't get away with urinating in the royal garden! "
>" Eww! That's disgusting, darling! "
>" Ummm.... I'm sorry... I wasn't supposed to see that"
>"Well, at least you didn't use me this time around"
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>>168587348
Sketchanon because she's 15 year old jailbait
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>>168588569
>also he hangs out in the discord
the Muh secret invite only club for circlejerking and dank memes
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morning /utg/
I had a cool dream about escaping from zombies and going on a luxury flight with a momfag and a charafag
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>>168599116
The skype group imploded on itself when people starting inviting more people and arguments started. I miss the memes.
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>>168599193
so did the discord, you can only handle so much of people say cringe and autistic to each other for so long,
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>>168599535
Who was in the discord? I was invited but I declined
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>>168599535
you've never been in the discord have you
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>>168599605
some of the old /utg/ "contentfags" some are still there
>>168599642
used to be before I left, it's just as dead as here to be honest,
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>>168599535
The fucking drama from the discords and the faggots in there was pretty kek worthy desu. The original discord with that Monte faggot was hilarious to watch crash and burn thanks to the mods being absolutely childish about what was or wasn't okay on a 4chan discord. They tried going full reddit, which was hilarious. A constant stream of cringe

*pees on u* :3c

Then there was Frick's discord, which was the logical result of 4channers leaving a reddit infested group. There was a unique kind of autism with their group though. It took a while to recognize, but holy shit the core group from Frick's discord have such absurdly huge superiority complexes. The people in that server are cancer even by 4chan standards. Then there was that other autistic discord, I can't remember who started it. It had easily 20 rooms and none of them were ever active except the porn rooms and the off topic one.

The skype group was also really cringey. No part of this community that has splintered off has ever been free from the absurdly autistic fringe posters. It's kind of a shame
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>>168600305
not to mention they were mostly underage in the skype group. Sketch being 14
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>>168600305
I miss the IRC
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>>168600460
Oh god, yeah. I remember the older members teaching the younger members about sex and how to use toys and shit

Fucking disgusting honestly

>>168600552
Why? It was only a little less autistic than the discord. You only went to the IRC if you wanted to choke on Tacitly's dick or musk post
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>>168600305
>tfw there are secret discords
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>>168600305
frick was such a weird guy
people would be in the middle of a conversation and he'd suddenly interrupt to go on a rant about skull
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>>168600690
What? That never happened in the skype group. Everyone was 16+ besides her.
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>>168600773
>16+
Fucking eurotrash
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>>168600836
I live in the great land of ohio friend
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>>168600719
Yeah I know of a few of those too, and, from what I know of the people that started some of those, they aren't any better. I can't remember the one girl's name, I think it was Flower or something along those lines, but she was a complete attention whore bitch that made her own group filled with people who weren't "confrontational" so that she could mine more attention from her beta cuck orbiters.
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>>168600750
>>168600690
>>168600305
Good god, seems like it was fucked up back then compared to now
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>>168600934
Yeah now the groups are all just dead kek
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>>168600773
>tfw had no idea everybody wasn't 18+ before long after getting invited
I have no face because it's not a good feeling
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Good morning a- oh God fucking damnit. You aren't supposed to reply you fucks.
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fucking hell, was it a requirement for these discords and ircs and skypes and aols and msns and brick-and-mortar pubs to be as insufferable as possible? was everyone an asshate already, or did they turn into one over time?
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>>168601118
good morning
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>>168601152
As soon as you add identities to anons, you start getting people assigning value to others. As soon as that happens you start getting intrapersonal politics. As soon as that happens people go sour and start splitting off in order to maximize their influence. It's called human nature and the only way to avoid it is through never assigning an identity in the first place
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>>168601152
Tripfags/namefags ruin communities
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>>168601250
>>168601294
it's true, all the worthwhile posters here have been nameless, the rest have always been garbage
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>>168601250
>>168601294
Was there ever cases of artist who used names or tripcodes, get mad for not getting the recognition they think they deserved and left ?. I think i heard about one or two but that was awhile back
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>>168601467
Things started going to shit with Tacitly. He was okay, but he spawned a new generation of complete retards who contributed nothing of value and then got pissed because people recognized they were shit and called them out on it.
>>
>not just talking to your anon waifu/husbando one on one
That's what you get.
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>>168601016
Doogle: 16-17
Dworven: 17
Owl: 21
Skull: 29
Kekanon: 18
Sketch :14
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>>168601542
croc the '''''''writer''''''' left while decrying the fandom, but that's all I can recall

and act acted like a weird fuck all the time

>>168601642
it's a shame, he could have brought in a whole new wave of talent but they turned out to be fucktards and he had to take the fallout. it's better the irc died

>>168601830
sounds like cancer
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>>168601830
Who is Owl?
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>>168601891
Exactly
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>>168601875
sketch was more mature then most of them. Everyone thought she was 18
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Undertale
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>>168601830
don't forget frick is 21 and MSPG is also 21
was sketch really 14? i find that hard to believe
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>>168601759
>talking to anyone outside the thread at all
people are scary
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>>168602031
whats that?
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>>168601891
Dis gal
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>>168602121
It's a pretty good game desu, would recommend
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>>168602038
No one believed her at first either. It's true though.
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>>168602121
is that chara's corpse?
what the hell, frisk
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>>168573865
>gay edition
absolutely
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>>168602302
Group therapy session
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>>168602158
oh you mean utggs
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>>168602302
flowey has to learn the truth
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>>168602038
I'm 22 you punk
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>>168601995
She was super nice and chill especially compared to the drama bunch so I think it was a fair assumption
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>>168601830
>>168602038
anyone else notable?
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>>168602382
Oh yeah I forgot that name. Her skype name was owl
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Why are the anons so tsundre for Frick?
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>>168602365
what's frisk gonna do, use the corpse as a puppet?
I don't see how this will help flowey's state of mind
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>>168602423
Sulfurado: 20 I think?
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>>168602423
Croc was 24 i believe

>>168602654
nobody will remember sulfurado
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12357489
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>>168602649
Frisk is just going to go do the Ultra-TP ending and it'll be fine
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>>168602727
I remember him, I liked his art
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>>168602419
She always did art for people in the group. Here's a thing she did for utggs
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>>168602827
>>168602727
what became of the lost drawfags, Do they still make art elsewhere or stop completely
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>>168602937
lost anyone really? musicians, artfags,writefags,famous memers, is there anyone we can still locate somehow?
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>>168603123
>famous memers
Who would these be?
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>>168602937
Sketch still arts on her tumbly pic related. I have no idea where dworv and utggs went.
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>>168603193
me
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Mornin' /utg/. Did I miss anything yesterday?
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>>168603292
And you are?
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>>168602769
clumsy goat can't even jump right
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>>168603414
a memer
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>>168603367
lots of sushi anon
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>>168603428
http://i.imgur.com/PKeCPVs.gifv
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>>168603510
Alright, everything checks out.
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>>168603367
good morning!
all you missed was a bad thread
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>>168603542
Aw.
>>168603645
Oh, well hopefully we can make this one better then.
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>>168603787
I do too anon, but by looking above it seems like it's going to be another bad thread
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i want my mommy
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>>168603787
all you need to know is that everyone with a name has been pretty bad
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>>168604125
shes dead jimbo its just you and me now
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>>168603787
it'll be all right, gotta take the good with the bad some days
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>>168572189
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>>168604775
Or was it?
http://img.booru.org/under//images/5/629a52c7232325dc5586157047ebf10defea67ce.png
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>>168603123
>>168602827
>>168602727
Does Petra still come by I havent seen him lately?
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>>168604895
looks like she went to the bone zone
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>>168604952
he was here yesterday
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>>168605056
fuck did he take requests?
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>>168605363
no, just posted about falling over
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>>168605363
Bruh when doesn't he? Petra's a content-creating machine.
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>>168605626
I wish I was that anon. What did I do to make Toriel so happy?
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>>168605943
You gotta have a thicc butt
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>>168605943
You told her you got a job and you're moving out.
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>>168603553
I have so many questions
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>>168606029
But I have one of those

>>168606083
N-No, that would make her sad so I would never do that...
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>>168606256
She'd want to see you grow up anon, you're not a little kid anymore.
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>>168606256
Anon...every mother hopes for their sons and daughters to grow up into an independent, successful adult...
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i haven't been up to date with anything Undertale

did anything else new come out of pic related yet?
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>>168606445
Not that I know or care about
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>>168606317
>>168606357
I don't want to be I just want to be little again. Toriel would want me to stay with her and be her child, right?
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>>168606445
No, it was a finished fan battle on release.

You could look into Undertale Yellow if you're interested in fangames. There's a demo out for it.
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>>168606480
No, she wants you to stop leeching off her and make something of yourself so she can be proud of you.
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>>168606480
No anon, you're an adult and she wants to see what you can accomplish on you're own.
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>>168606445
>only one r34 of Red exist
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>>168606765
>>1686068579
It's not fair, I never wanted to grow up. I just wanted to be little and stay with Toriel forever, it's not my fault that I grew up.
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>>168607086
i wish i had a cute japanese gf
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>>168607086
I wish I was too. Maybe in another timeline we're both cute japanese giris and best friends who do cute girl things together.
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>>168607001
Actually there's quite a bit more than that.
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>>168607253
i refuse to believe that
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Are you ever jealous on how Mettaton never needs to use the bathroom/drink/eat, but you do? Be honest!
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>>168607001
>>
>N-NYEH?!
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Maybe I'll have a dream about Toriel if I go to sleep
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>>168607449
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Red_(Undertale)/1
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>>168607981
US!Sans is such a fucking slut holy shit.
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>>168608087
>most of it is just edited or traced-tier shit, save at least 3 decent images around the top or bottom
i feel i may need to contribute, even if its making porn of a close-to-god donut steel
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>>168608087
>>168608439
Don't lewd Red
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>>168608439
do it, it could be a stick figure as long as the facial expression is hot
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Post your favorite and why should everyone appreciate your favorite
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>>168608979
Undertale couldn't have happened without Chara.
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>>168608087
>squishy flesh
she's a possessed doll damn it
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>>168608793
Is red a boy or a girl?
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>>168609674
a cute girl with a flat chest
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>>168609674
I know you're stupid but come on.
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>>168609674
A girl
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What do you do with a dead body?

Or dying body?
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>>168609865
Absorb it's SOUL
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>>168609865
Shit on it
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>>168609865
magical food solves all problems
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>>168608979
>post your favorite
okay
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>>168609150
That... is not wrong, but also horrible in every possible way. Well done.
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>>168607583
Can monsters die of a broken heart?
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>>168610537
When did you gain sentience? does your programmer know you escaped?
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>>168610826
Emotions can either increase or decrease the production of important hormones such as adrenaline. Adrenaline has the effect of narrowing the main arteries, putting a person in a situation where they may die of heart failure. Humans can die of sadness and a broken heart. I just wanted to know about the monsters can die of sadness and a broken heart.
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Post best ship
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>>168611025
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>>168610940
It's okay, we won't tell you're here. What is your designation? What was your original purpose? It's clear you've trascended your code a while ago, but your origins remain a mystery.
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>>168611025
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>>168610940
I think it may have been implied that monsters who lost enough hope or will to continue would end up "falling down," but that may have just been something I misread or imposed my own thoughts upon.
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>>168609674
A trap
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>>168611025
I beg to differ.
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>>168611224
I wish I was as handsome as mettaton to date myself
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>>168611025
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>>168608439
>i feel i may need to contribute, even if its making porn of a close-to-god donut steel

Is it bad that I often feel like this for a lot of characters I spot on 4chan even if I don't really care about them? Maybe I was not meant to have these powers of drawing.
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>>168611908
there's minus8 as well

he loves doodling OCs from here or the friendly parts of tumblr
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>>168611025
>>
Who else loved the scene where Sans tried to get into the bakery to buy nice pastries but his ecto pickle was just too big and he got stuck in the doorframe and was featured on all the clickbait news sites
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gimme an au that isn't focused on sans, chara, or goats please
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>>168614069
undynetale
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>>168612851
It was kind of a let down. They were trying to invent the wheel again with that. They already had a good format with Undyne being the hero. Focusing on purely Sans didn't really work for them. Luckily they didn't do that much.
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>>168614069
Why would you want a boring as shit AU like that?

Undynetale I guess but that's just a retarded fishfag AU on the same level of all the Sans AUs that they only jerk off over because its about their favorite and because they don't give a fuck about the other characters
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>>168614109
knew about that one and like it a lot, was hoping for something new
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>>168614069
>Hello, give me the planet and all the stars please.
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Remember that good AUs don't exist and you might as well enjoy the silly ones if you like them at all.
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I'm just saying, you don't see an all Asgore, Papyrus, Alphys or Mettaton AU for a reason

because those fans aren't trash
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>>168614242
goats are boring to me and I already follow the sans and chara aus I like

I'm out of the loop and curious is all
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>>168614575
Not trash, lazy, goes hand in hand with thinking you're too good to like/create a thing.
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>>168614575
also throw in Toriel and Frisk in there
>>168614712
>this is what shit fans believe
kek
Some people actually like more than their favorite. Its shocking I know but true. Don't expect you to understand such a crazy concept though
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>>168614615
Undyne is perfect so Undynetale isn't that weird and Alphys has nothing good for them so no one wants to associate with them.
>>
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>>168614830
>like more than their favorite
>don't write fanfics
I guess it's true, all the writers having focused on Asriel/Asgore/Toriel/Sans have been trash.
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>>168615097
There have been some legit good fics about Asriel and Asgore like the one by one / day by day series as well as various things i've read on AO3

I can't think of any Toriel based things I liked though
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>>168615259
>>168615097
I recall a couple decent things in the writebin, so there has to be some. Writing those characters can't be impossible to do right.
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>>168615686
That guy is crazy. There is a lot of really good Asriel and Asgore stuff that explores the characters or is just pure fluff if that's what you're into.
I can't say the same for Toriel since I dislike her and I suspect that >>168615097 doesn't like any of the characters he listed or is that one retard that keeps getting triggered that fanfics are done for fun and not suppose to be amazing.
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>>168615686
Fanfiction is just pretty mediocre by nature. We just have one or two writefag cocksuckers from discord who like to think it's the best writing ever and always get defensive when it's called into question.
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Hold steady men
Don't reply
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>>168616372
I just think its funny how much he blindly hates such a weird thing. It would be like if I really hated fangames for some reason
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>>168616303
That is true. I don't understand why anyone needs to get defensive. Pretty much all the writefagging here has been shit, some of them just marginally less shit, at least when compared to anything of actual literary value.

It also doesn't help that the discord people just start inflating their egos, which really isn't what 4chan should be about.

>>168615259
One by One had a shit middle, nonsensical Gaster and a really fucking edgy and boring Chara. If that's the pinnacle, then the well is really deep.
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>this level of samefagging
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>>168616372
He's gonna reply to himself anyways. It's retarded.
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>>168615259
Momfags are shitty compares to rest of goatfags. Even Asrielhomos have been more creative.
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>>168616739
Nah I suspect its just a lack of interest in Toriel on my parts. Momfags are cool people
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>>168616596
He wants the same thing to happen to Doogle as Croc. They are too important to be let driven away.
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isn't mspg like 10
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>>168616982
Doogle doesn't even post here anymore or at least if he does he doesn't namefag
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>>168616546
>I don't understand why anyone needs to get defensive
Trying to keep milking the qritefags we have left.

It's retarded because writefags should write for their own enjoyment. Most left because they were done with their work, trying to get them to stay with attention is retarded as fuck.
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>>168617149
he posted the other day
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>>168616982
>>168617149
You can tell by the way he does derail the threads for 50 posts to have retards fellate him

We got other namefags and 'contentfags' to fill his shoes since
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>>168617260
Writing for praise here should pretty much be laughed at anyway, since this isn't supposed to be daycare
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>>168616546
It would be okay if discord wouldn't keep leaking here.
Fanfiction is fine but this level of attitude towards it is what drives people away and kills fanbases.
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>>168617238
Is this moments before Gaster murders Flowey?
>>168617420
>>168617260
I'm confused by what stance everyone is taking now. Nobody even jacks off over writefags aside from sometimes saying that they like ______

Its artfags that get jerked off like nobodies business
>>
baiters lashing out against baiters by also baiting.. is this the new meta
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>>168617778
nah, meta is still scarf lele
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>>168608979
Is the God of the Undertale universe.
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>>168617778
Honestly I think its just one weird dude samefagging who still really fucking hates writefags for some reason despite the fact that they haven't even been a thing for months. His arguments don't even make sense since no one is jerking off over any of them

Its kind of pathetic so i'm just going to stop responding
>>
Can't we all just be friends, have a good time and not reply to bait?
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>>168617420
We've had enough good contentfags who don't end up as center of attention to set a positive example on what it should be.

When we have more posts about a person than their work we have all the proof that the problem is real.
>>168617650
>Nobody even jacks off over writefags
Yeah nah.
Art/writefag problem is the same thing anyways.
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>>168618090
Are you posting from 6 months in the past?
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>>168618084
I'll be your friend anon.
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>>168617778
Pretending everything you don't like being bait is from the looks of it.
>>168617650
Attentionwhoring all the same.
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>>168617778
Nah, it's the Soriel samefag rerun.
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Stop replying
Writers are honesly best posters now
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>>168618335
I don't think I can trust that virtual hug... Let's be friends, but without hugging, aight?
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>>168618158
I'm reading /utg/, look at the defending, "bait!"yelling at every opinion we right now are dealing with.
>>168617650
Skull wasn't so bad.
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>>168618521
This.
Looks like he now switched to pretending to be a writefag fanboy for his (You)s.
>>168618531
Fine.
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>>168618706
Its because your acting legit retarded. We don't even have active writefags anymore aside from like two dudes who literally nobody jacks off aboyut (the Doom guy and the Papyrus guy). The most active writefag is fucking MSPG. Doogle and Skull don't even post here anymore outside of just linking shit when they do something new. I'm not defending anyone or saying that it was never an issue.

I'm calling you retarded for still caring about something that isn't even an issue because of how dead the general is. There's nobody left to jack off over so why are you even getting mad about something that hasn't happened for months?
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undertale!
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>>168619082
/utg/ is on topic today.
>>168618084
It will pass, just ignore the false flag.
>>
1. Don't reply to people that aren't worth wasting your time on

2. I don't think there any writefags here, but if there are, please feel free to write about whatever you like!
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>>168619082
My favorite /utg/ thing.
>>168618706
>bait!"yelling at every opinion
Just do>>168619138
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writefags are the best contentfags
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>>168619138
>>168619082
Fanbase is all we have to talk about.
There's not much point to complaining about it at this point but the poster trying to deflect all of it is retardedly overreacting and just bringing more animosity to the issue which we don't nees.
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>>168619740
I miss the vore writefags
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>>168619749
>Fanbase is all we have to talk about.
Yeah, that's why I think I'm going to leave. Bye guys.
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>>168619749
>the poster trying to deflect all of it is retardedly overreacting
>telling someone that hes retarded for caring about 6 months old drama is overreacting
You guys are fucking idiots I swear
>>
fluffy ticklish shota testicles
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>>168620028
You're just way too defensive, mate. Just accept that your favorite writers weren't even all that good and you'd be on your way to happiness.
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>>168620198
I never gave a fuck. You idiots need to learn how to read
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>>168620071
Shotagotebros girthy fluffy ticklish shota testicles breaking your teeth when swung at your face!!
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>>168619914
I hate your attitude but I can't blame you. Thread stays dead until someone starts argument like this.
>>168618597
Post fish.
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>>168620028
Prove my point will you.
>>168620302
No one believes when you go on rants like this.
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>>168617131
I could believe it.
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>>168620350
>Post fish.
Oh yissss!
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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>168564562
That's adorable.

>>168574005
Many thanks!
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>>168620515
>10y/o gloating about their gay sexual ventures
I hate to say but I agree in today's world.
>>168620350
This is a goat but it's close, right?
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>>168620849
Would Asriel diddle kids his age
with his ears?
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Someone please draw comic with Sans and Papyrus with you are my sunshine my only sunshine and Sans and Papyrus are growing up and crying because they are hugging and happy and then crying because one is sad and is comforted by the other who is also crying and then at the end it says don't take my sunshine away and it is Sans crying with Papyrus's scarf or maybe Papyrus crying with Sans's hoodie depending on mood doesn't matter really
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>>168620507
This is what is going on
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>>168619914
Please don't leave
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Hey utg! I hope your Friday has gone well so far! Got any plans for the weekend?
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What character first comes in your mind when you think of these colors respectively :
>Blue
>Red
>Purple
>Yellow
>Pink
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>>168621257
>everyone is retarded but me
You go champ.
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>>168621976
It sure seems that way lately but I guess i'm just the only one that doesn't give a fuck about year old drama that doesn't even apply to the state of the general anymore.

Stay butthurt that people didn't write about the things you wanted!
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>>168621976
Don't reply.
>>168621838
Game night all day erry day.
Someone's trashing /utg/ with their shitposting/fanboyism and that's makes me bit sad.
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>>168620839
Taking away the baby spider's food and treats and tea!
Telling the baby spider that from now on she'll eat nothing but healthy cucumbers!
The baby spider eating three healthy cucumbers a day and being very hungry!
The baby spider resorting to stealing Shyren's lunch at preschool!
Shyren being very hungry and sad!
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>>168622306
Anon returning Shyren's food to her!
Anon feeding himself to spider!
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If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
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>>168622269
What are you playing there, dadposter?

Ah a shame. I was hoping for a comfy Friday thread

At least its the weekend though!
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>>168622306
Making a healthy, tasty and filling meal for both Shyren and the spider!
Giving the spider her treats and tea back!
Telling the spider she can have her treats and tea every day after she finishes her meal!
The spider agreeing!
Shyren and the spider being healthy and happy!
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bepis
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>>168623097
>Weezer
My nigga
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>>168623097
undone?
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>>168624101
It's a reference to https://youtu.be/LvCzxhvpfsA

>>168623919
Good shit
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>>168620839
But can the spider construct a tesseract?!
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>tfw you came here to discuss the gameplay with like-minded people but all you find is waifu-fagging all over the place
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>>168625860
What did you want to talk about?
Also, you may want to stow away that sort of talk, people might consider you new to /vg/, because ALL generals have the same waifu problem.
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>>168623203
Been playin' Counter-Strike.
Just finished a victorious game with good teammates. Game deserves better rep than it tends to get, though cheaters are a problem.
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post comics
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>>168626104
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>>168626007
Cool!
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>>168625860
Undertale has poor gameplay
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>>168625860
Why didn't you just start the conversation you wanted to have instead of whining for attention
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>>168625128
Of course. That's easy for the spider. Just give her 8 cubes and with enough cuteness energy she can combine them into a tesseract! With so much cuteness, reality becomes as malleable as plasticine!
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>>168626104
sad and cute Not enough comics like that
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>>168627390
agreed
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>>168621838
Hey there, goatmom.
>I hope your Friday has gone well so far!
Yeah - it's going pretty well.
I got a chance to play MKXL with a friend and got a bit tipsy.
It's not that bad.
I hope your friday is going well too.
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What cartoons would Alphys watch?
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Would you still love your fave if you were online friends with them but then it turned out they were 8 and not allowed to be online friends anymore because their parents have joined a cult and thus your fave is being carted off to a work camp
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See you later I am moving to Germany
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>>168628883
Jojo, Mlp, Steven Universe, Adventure Tme, Boku No Pico, Mario cartoon, Corey in the House, The Bomberman Anime that has the Big tittu Dolphin Waifu......other things like Hentai and girl power anime, maybe some scifi cartoons and a bit of gundam.
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>>168621838

Nothing really, going to try and get up at a reasonable time to pick up a book from the library and maybe go to the store for sewing supplies. Very unglamorous. :/
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>>168629123
Why are you moving to Germany?
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>>168621838
Today has been insane for yugioh players like me

Gonna spend all week fucking around with card game things
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>>168621838
It's been fairly good momposter. Went to a sauna just now and ate lots of bread because I felt like it.
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>>168629263
SPD is winning (most likely)
Good economy
Stuff like that
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>>168629423
Eh, alright then.
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>>168628014
Mortal Kombat you say? whos ur main
>>168629218
I love those kind of days. What do you sew anon?
>>168629327
Awww yhea. Enjoy that weekend dueldad
>>168629357
BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD. A sauna sounds really good right now
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>>168621838
i'll be trying not to kill my boss if that gives you any indication
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>>168629568
Bone shaper Shinnok.
Pls no bully.

I still suck at this game, but hey - it's fun to play "test your luck" with 5 modifiers and random characters.
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>>168629568
>What do you sew anon?

I'm just trying to sew buttons on a few pairs of pants so I could use braces instead of a belt. I'm very bad at this simple task but I guess I have a lot of thread to work with.
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>>168621838
Thanks, it has. I have no plans this weekend. I will probably spend most of it playing Overwatch or whichever other videogame I feel like.
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>>168630324
Mei is bae.
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>>168629628
Please don't bully the boss I hope the rest of your day goes better anon!

>>168630012
I actually didn't get to play much of him when I did so I have no idea what the meta is around him
>>168630298
Hehehe thread I see what you did there
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>>168630680
eh the day is fine overall, the situation just sucks. at least i have undertale
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>>168621838
>I hope your Friday has gone well so far!
Well... I tried to cook following Undyne's intructions. Cooking spaghetti is harder than I thought
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>>168631089
You weren't passionate enough!
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>>168631089
I dunno anon, if me and you played the same game, it looks like its going just as planned!
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This is a real fuckin longshot but here it goes.

There was this super cute girl who I got to talk about Undertale with at my retail job today.

We were clicking super hard over Steven Universe and anime con and junk too.

Suddenly my boss sweeps out of nowhere and kidnaps me to do stuff for ages. She was visibly sad that I had to go. I came back after an hour and she was gone.

She was wearing a necklace of the little red pixel heart.

Anon, if you're out there, you were cool and let's be friends.

This happened in Texas.
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>>168631325
Good luck to you anon
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>>168631215
I need more determination! May the flames of my passion bright harder that the spaghetti's fire!

>>168631221
I know right? I just wasn't sure, because the firefighters insisted in saying that "that's not how you make spaghetti"
Maybe they are just jealous!

>>168631325
Good luck fám
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>>168631325
>he didn't get her number before leaving
Dating 101 anon. But I wish you the best of luck.
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>>168630680
I just like his moveset in that particular style.
That said - i feel like he's a good character for beginners.
If you have a bad habit of holding the block button most of the time (like me) then you will see that he has a lot of moves that can be easily enhanced with one EX bar.
And his brutalities are great and easy to pull off.

>>168631089
It's fine.
Just add sauce and you're good to go.
Don't forget to stir it up.

>>168631325
Oh - that's so fucking adorable!
Good luck, anon!
I'm sure you will find her one way or another.
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>>168631325
>pixel heart necklace
>steven universe
>undertale
Anon, if her hair is dyed or shaved, run.
If not, good luck.
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>>168631821
>Anon, if her hair is dyed
My gf dyes her hair and she is lovey
>or shaved
That one is fair
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>>168631643
>>168631807
>>168631551
Thanks anons. There's a good chance I'll never see her again, unfortunately. Retail is like that. Especially since its a hardware place.

>>168631652
Couldn't do that with boss being right there. Considered it, but I need the money and didn't wanna chance it.

>>168631821
Dyed black, kinda short but still girly, cute lowkey softcore skinny emo style. Didn't get tumblr extremist vibes.

No idea if there's any way to find her online. Literally only know she has a necklace and is excited to watch the new Steven Universe today.
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>>168620839
No!
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>>168631821
>>168632128
My aunt shaves her head and she's the nicest and coolest person I know
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>>168631325
>Let's be friends
>Not "I'm gonna bury my dick in you so hard the one who can pull it out will be crowned the king of England!"

What kind of a girl do you expect will respond to weak bait like that?! At least try.
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>>168633029
You can plunge your spear of justice into people you're friends with
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>>168633029
Fuck off collective conscious of /pol/ and /r9k/
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>>168631325
This is the necklace
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>>168632565
>Dyed black, kinda short but still girly, cute lowkey softcore skinny emo style.
Ok - now i'm getting jealous.

I knew a girl with a similar haircut.
It didn't end well but i still can't get her out of my head.
I hope that you'll have more luck than me.
Who knows - maybe she will come back to that store next week?
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>>168632669
Please stop resisting! Just allow yourself to love the spider! It's so much better!
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>>168633301
YOU MADE ME THIS WAY!
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>>168633587
>Spiderfags pile up on a single guy
>Beat him on the ground with batons with spider images on them
>"STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!"
>>
lego batman SUCKED
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>>168633813
It's still your fault for being an easily influenced person.
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>>168633559
Perhaps.

Not expecting it, though.

I'm just posting on the off chance someone knows anything about a friend who has this necklace or something.

Real shot in the dark.

If anyone here knows how to use tumblr, feel free to help an anon out and make a post or something.

Other than that, there's pretty much nothing I can think of.
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>>168634318
I'll have to tell that to my little brother.
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Reminder that you dont truly love your fav unless you're willing to watch them be BLACKED while you cry in the corner.
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>>168634412
>tfw no cute dog to love your face
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>>168634628
Welp, guess I don't really love my fave. I can live with that.
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>>168634412
>anywhere else he can reach
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Would you love your favorite?
Really, really love them?
Be honest.
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>>168634968
yes
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>>168634628
That's only if you hate your favorite.
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>>168634968
Yes.
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>>168634968
As long as it didn't start to feel wrong in some way.
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>>168634968
sure why not
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>>168634968
yep
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>>168634968
yes but would my fave accept me
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the real question is... Would you eat your favorite's ass?
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>>168635412
no
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>>168635412
What the fuck
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>>168635412
Yes
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>>168635412

no.
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>>168635412
Why would I want to harm my favorite by consuming their butt? Butts aren't for eating, they're for fucking and other stuff. Not cooking.
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>>168635497
Google rimming
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>>168635661
I know what it is but why would I do it to an innocent child? Sicko
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>>168635745
Well the question was for the non-pedos
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Am I having a stroke
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>>168636040
>this is based on a true story except no one saved Timmy
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>>168636040
Is this a Nickelodeon AU?
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>Doing sexual stuff with your fave
Gross.

You should be treating your fave as the transcendent, immaculate, ethereal being they are. Not lowering them down to your level to fulfil your lowly carnal desires.

You people disgust me.
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>>168636469
I just want to duel him
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>>168636469
I'm going to hold his hand and kiss his cheek and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>168635412
Yes. But only after a nice, hot and steamy shower where i get to...
Sorry - lost my train of thought there for a second.

>>168636469
>You should be treating your fave as the transcendent, immaculate, ethereal being they are. Not lowering them down to your level to fulfil your lowly carnal desires.
I can do both, you know?
Even at the same time.
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>>168636040
Every time I reread this summary I find a new thing to be baffled by.

I should stop.
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>>168634968
Yes

>>168635412
...
No comment.

>>168636040
When did humanity go so wrong?

>>168636469
Carnal desires are the least of my worries. First I want my fave to exist, I'll think about the whole fugging thing when I achieve that
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>>168637310
you would, wouldn't you... you dirty fish lover
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>>168637310
>No comment
Come on - i know you would.
Even a botfag would go for a firm fish butt.
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>>168637434
>>168637620
I dunno, I mean... One doesn't just eat ass, you know? Poop comes from there!
And I'm not the kind of guy who's into all the freaky nasty shit, but if she REALLY enjoys it, maybe like, in her birthday or something I could do it for her, y'know?
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>>168635412
Monsters are clean down there, right?
It's not my thing but it could become one.
Only if they were old enough though.
>>168636469
I know I should, but I also know what I would if I could.
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>>168637969
Who said it has to be nasty?
You could always ask her to clean up.
That's why I mentioned a shower earlier.
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>>168634968
Yes! I love Chara!
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>>168637969
>he doesnt eat ass like thanksgiving leftovers
you really need to step your game up my man, thats vanilla by today's standards
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>>168638187
no
no no no it is not

NO
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>>168637969
true canon facts:
undyne's ass tastes like pepper, what's stopping you?
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>>168635412
No, her ass already got eaten several times.

It would be very unhygienic and taste like fish tongue.
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>>168638278
wake up, eat ass. thats all there is, if you cant compete then youll be left behind
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>>168638129
I know, I know, but ass is still ass. I'd rather not taste a colon

>>168638187
I'm beyond vanilla then. I prefer a sex life that doesn't include eating the booty

>>168638331
If it's clean and that's true, then...
Nothing's stopping me

>>168638405
Undyne doesn't eat ass, cuh!
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>used to fall asleep nicely because pills
>pills now make me feel perfectly normal
uh
well I guess none of you can help me with this, but maybe someone could help me come up with an excuse for this situation I've allowed myself into?
I know it's not very important but neither is eating ass, these both are like breakfast issues.
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>>168638521
>he likes sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of having a child in wedlock
...what the fuck dude
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>>168638521
She likes being gross and she likes a lizard with a big butt.
It's only the natural conclusion.
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>>168638521
don't do it
what if she gets too excited and farts in your mouth
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>>168638681
You've grown desensitization to the effects. Depending on what you're taking you either have to up your dosage or stop using it for a few months
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>>168638681
Your body has become used to the effects of the pills, tell your doctor and they will most likely switch you over to a different pill.
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>>168638681
>maybe someone could help me come up with an excuse for this situation I've allowed myself into?
No excuses. Solve it. Stop taking the pills and wait until your body recovers its balance (unless your doctor told you to take the pills)

>>168638686
That's literally one of my fetishes. I'm a degenerate, anon, I'm beyond salvation

>>168638707
Big butts are for spanking, not eating!

>>168638783
...
Yeah, it'd be better if I don't do it... I never knew monsters farted though
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>>168638521
>I know, I know, but ass is still ass. I'd rather not taste a colon
Well then - suit yourself.
I'm not going to force you.
Now step aside - i'm going for it!
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>>168631652
Do you happen to have a source on this?
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>>168639035
>literally one of my fetishes
>spanking too
maybe youre not so bad, how do you feel about ropes?
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>>168639035
The fact is that the fish loves lifting the lizard's tail and smooshing her face right down there and licking and sucking and kissing and and cupping her hands in anticipation for the lizard's fluids which she will then slurp down like an animal
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I miss Soriel
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>>168639035
>No excuses. Solve it.
That's what I need to hear I guess. But here I am just sitting ready to go shoot some heads instead of feeling sleepy.
Being able to sleep at regular times has been fun, but nothing lasts forever. Oh well rip.
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>>168639485
here you go
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>>168639368
"that's not your helmet undyne"
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>>168639485
I wouldn't say that.

The current thread might be awful, but Soriel's threads really aren't any better.

Either way, it involves people with nothing but shit in their mouths.
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>>168639203
>step aside
>anyone but me touching my fish
Over my dead body!

>>168639332
Ropes? Not something I'd normally use, but I'm fairly certain I'd enjoy tying someone up and getting a bit 50 shades of Grey. It'd be fun

>>168639368
Lies and slander! The fish is a pure being! Fishlizard haven't done a thing together yet! If there were lizardfags in here they would agree with me!

>>168639557
Do something that exhausts you either physically or mentally. Force your body to sleep by exhaustion.
Wake up early tomorrow and become more active in the morning, adjust your day-night cycle with the help of sunlight
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>>168639557
The pills probably weren't meant as a permanent solution, they're supposed to help you create a routine. You need to have a regular time and pattern before bed so your body automatically knows when to relax and go to sleep.

Staying off technology (including your phone) before bed helps.
>>
>>168639485
Me too

Soriel dindu nuffin
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>>168640090
just drink a warm glass of milk and do 20 minutes of stretches and youll sleep like a baby
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>>168640216
what about lactose intolerant people
>>
>>168640347
survival of the fittest
>>
>join a random non-undertale discord
>MSPG is in it
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>>168639831
Undyne canonically designed a puzzle in which you have to time the pukes
Eating ass is kid stuff compared to what she's really capable of
>>
>>168639831
>Over my dead body!
Ok then. I'm staying right here.
But try stepping out of your comfort zone.
Do it for her - don't let that booty go to waste.


>>168639557
Ok - I know that this thread is way too lewd already, but here's my honest solution.
Masturbation.
I'm serious - It will leave you exhausted and satisfied.
Combine that with what others said and you should fall asleep in no-time.
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>>168639831
>Do something that exhausts you either physically or mentally. Force your body to sleep by exhaustion.
I might do that out of desperation, but it seems like a 2/3 diceroll that it might make my body even more stressed out. Lowering that stress/activity level always seems like the main issue. I remember once losing sleep for three days and my resting pulse elevating well over 90.
I could maybe double my morning squats however.
>>168640090
Well yeah, now I have a routine, problem is, how to keep it while staying more drug-free? I was told to eat them for a full week at least to get it going but not on what to do after that.
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>>168640582
Doing that sitting on PC never did seem as good as in the bed. I think I'll go with that.
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>>168640589
i have a 130 resting heart rate man, just ease off the sugar and youll be alright
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LIFTING YOUR FAVORITE UP AND DOWN
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>>168640893
It's like 74 normally and no you don't.
Whatever, I'll just deal with somehow.
>>168640979
Could be easy.
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>>168640979
Asgore is too large!
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>>168641113
well its more like 120 but i drink a lot of soda, its why i dont have the job i want currently
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Goodnight, its still pretty early but I'm feeling dead.
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>>168636040
>Courage the cowardly human
>Grandpa Gaster
>Sans suspense
>Monsters have all five sharp
>Uncle Asriel
>Aunt Mettaton
>Papyrus and Mettaton will be getting married
Jesus take the fucking wheel
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>>168640525
wat

>>168640582
I MIGHT consider it only if she really, really wants it.
Of course, not everyone likes the same things but... we could always reach some sort of agreement, you know? You gotta talk these things, communication is key

>>168640589
If you are too energetic maybe try to learn about meditation. You might learn to control a bit better your heart rate, breathing and sleep schedule

>>168640979
It's gonna be a bit hard, but you can be damn sure I'd try to do it!

>>168641257
Goodnight! Sleep well!
>>
>>168640589
Only a week's worth of pills and your doc didn't talk to you about sleep hygiene? That's just cruel.

I can only offer really bland advice you'd find in any random insomnia brochure. Do light exercise an hour or two before bed, try to only drink water during that time, limit your technology use 30 minutes before you lay down, make sure you're only using your bed for sleeping (this was really helpful for me personally, I used to study and draw in bed), have a way to relax before laying down, try to get some sun on you every morning, etc.

Sorry if you already do all those things and it hasn't helped, sleeping problems are the worst.

>>168641432
He's talking about Undyne's hypothetical puzzle where you'd ride conveyor belts until you were nauseous and had to puke into goals.
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>>168641257
Good night, anon.
Sleep well.

>>168641351
What are you talking abo-
Oh dear god....

>>168641432
>You gotta talk these things, communication is key
That's what i mean.
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>>168640589
Listen to this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UfcAVejslrU

It might be able to calm you.
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>>168641432
would you choke undyne if she wanted you to?
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who has the best booty?
who draws the best booty?

and why is it theboogie's version of muffet?
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>>168641878
straightfags will try and tell you otherwise but its Asgore
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>>168642029
he did get second place
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>>168636040
>emotional/psychological abuse
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>>1686416761
That is a really messed up puzzle. I like it!

>>168641759
Yes, I have no problem with that

>>168642247
This is canon
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>>168641432
https://youtu.be/TC3plNwe9SM?t=20m46s
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>>168642312
please get help
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>>168641257
Good night. Sleep well.
>>
>ywn get alphys addicted to the taste of your cum
>ywn have her begging for it even in public
>ywn berate her in front of everyone by making her disrobe and having her asking for just an ounce of pleasure
>ywn hit her and tell her to wait like a good little girl while everyone laughs at her bruised naked body
>ywn get home to find her waiting for you in the living room holding back from masturbating like you told her to
>ywn fuck her raw and press hard on the bruises you gave her earlier while you shoot load after load in her unprotected pussy
>ywn leave her a dripping mess on the living room floor
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>>168642324
Wait, haven't you seen all the phone calls?
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>>168642420
This is why you got arrested Gaster
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>>168642420
>tfw no one will do this to you
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>>168642360
>>168642474
I... Didn't see all the phone calls. To be honest, I didn't expect them to be so many. No one told me there were so many!
That idea tho... Undyne's evil, I dig it so fucking much
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>>168642913
How can you say you love your waifu when you don't even know all her dialogue!
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>>168642715
i know this feel...
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>>168641728
I remember trying this at some point.
It focused me. It's just how I get when I'm not stressed.
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>>168642715
>tfw I'd do it to you but internet relationships almost always fail
>>
Could Frisk defeat a character who could rewind time?
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>>168643298
depends on how far they could rewind
https://youtu.be/2y_9hwW1eV0
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>>168643023
I-I didn't know there was so much dialogue! The game didn't tell me! The game's general didn't tell me!
I HAVE FAILED MY WAIFU
I MUST COMMIT SUDOKU!
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cherishing this skeleton smile
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>>168643468
How can you obsess over a game without investigating every nook and cranny of it! There's a wiki and everything! C'mon son!
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Ok - I think i'm gonna pass out.
I just hope that this lewd thread will influence my dreams.
See you guys later.

Cheers.
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>>168643798
good night botfag
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>>168643771
That's true! I lacked determination! I'm still nothing but a newfag who didn't obsess hard enough!
If I'm not determined, Undyne won't love me and she'll stay with the lizard!
God, I wonder how much stuff I'm missing... And y'all said there was no game discussion left! You are keeping information from me so I don't get the fish!

>>168643798
Goodnight botlover! Sweet and lewd dreams!
Think of the butt! Think of that sweet, sweet robutt!
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>>168641878
>not the bot
>not jelly
wat
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>>168619740
im sorry Im not good enough for you, anon.
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>>168644395
this, jelly does have a nice butt
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>>168643298
depends if he/she has an ambulance handy
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>>168643471
wanna hug that boy
wanna cook him a nice meal

>>168644078
But you're the excited new guy! We probably all assumed you checked all this stuff out yourself.

Do you know about the different neutral endings?
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Bout to True Reset my game for a friend to play. Other than resetting the Toriel kill count, what else should I reset so he can get the true experience? What's the count to check if you've done the neutral ending that stops you from getting Undyne's letter?
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>>168645016
if you true reset then dont worry about it
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>>168644823
d u w a n g
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>>168641878
Well, you can't count Mettaton because his is synthetic, and Asgores ass is all fat and not actual butt, skeletons don't count either.
Muffet, Alphys, Undyne, Fuku, her friend, that jelly blob from the mtt hotel, and Toriel would have great asses. Everyone else.....eh.
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>>168644395
>>168644725
Jelly is weird and I would be afraid to sexual it.
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>>168644725
>>168644395
such flattery
>>
>>168645134
True reset takes care of all of that? I thought there was some dialogue that is altered through repeated playthroughs?
What does it not change? I know something about if you've done the genocide route or not
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>>168644949
>We probably all assumed you checked all this stuff out yourself.
I'm not the kind of person who checks wikis for hidden stuff. If it's not shown in the game or at least hinted at I suppose it doesn't exist, I'm that simple lol
Different neutral... Like the one where Papyrus is the new King and the one where Undyne rules?
There are more?
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>>168645362
the ONLY thing that changes is a small line in sans' lab about him having a picture of everyone from the TP ending.

that is it. and its doubtful he will see it if he just plays though the game like normal.
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>>168644725
>>168645317
>>168645341
I was talking about the artist drawing nice butts
but it's true, jelly does have a nice butt
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>>168645317
i didnt mean the blob :^)
>>168645341
hi cute butt
>>
>>168645362
to add onto this, dialog only changes for killing toriel / seeing pap and sans already if you just plain reset the game and play again. true reset resets it to normal, so for instance. if you see flowey and do his intro, then reset, he will act differently. but on the true reset he will act as if never seeing you and do his intro as normal, and it will be fresh. same with toriel/pap/sans/ everyone
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>>168645463
ok cool, thanks
>>
>>168645491
>>168645538
Hol up what
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>>168645636
dont worry about it
>>
>>168619740
What does that make me?
>>
>>168645453
Yeah, like King Mettaton, Queen Alphys, Toriel attempting to take the throne, those ones.

Here's a pdf that shows them, 4chan thinks it's spam so I had to mess up the URL a little
http://rawr(dot)ws/undertale/endings(dot)pdf

Or if you'd prefer a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCm-D26sE8s
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>>168645872
annoying
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>>168646031
You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'.
>>
>read through entire thread
why did I do that
Does sorielfag seriously spend his every waking moment shitposting here?
>>
>>168645872
>liking thrash artists
not mad that it's lude but damn you have shit taste
>>
>>168646183
Yes. Ignore it and Report it, trolling is against the rules.
>>
>>168646183
>not just skimming and glancing conversations and looking for images of characters you like
>>
>>168646121
>James with Vulkin

oh NO, he's survived a lot but I don't think he'll live through having lava regularly dumped on his head, please help him
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>>168646331
That's what I usually do.
I wasn't thinking straight.
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I was able to finish the sketch of the next part of the comic about /utg/ today. This part should be done in 2-3 days. It'll be 9 panels.

Poll for what Frisk should look like when they absorb the human souls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12361268


I might not have a lot of time tomorrow to do it, but I'll try to get a laptop so that I'll have more time to do it.
>>
>>168646468
see you in 3 days
>>
>>168646392
have a little more faith in /ourboy/, hes a tough cookie
>>
>>168646550
Greek god Frisk or riot
>>
>>168646010
>Queen Alphys
WHAT?!
This should be announced in every thread! She better make everyone watch anime and have a harem for herself!

I've been here for a month and I didn't know about all this, thanks anon! There's too much secret stuff in this game, good god...
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>>168646842
>better make everyone watch anime
worst timeline
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>>168646618
watch out guys the fun police is here
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>>168646936
Man, I like Broba.
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>>168647003
*best timeline
**if it's good anime
ftfy, bby.
>>
>>168646936
why isnt jell on the list?
>>
>>168647212
Jelly is above good and evil
>>
>>168646936
No offense, but Cry wouldn't apply for Chaotic good, he's more like....Neutral....ish.
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>>168647194
>good
>anime
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>>168646842
>quirky anime queen alphys
oh, anon...

but you're welcome!
>>
>>168646936
current /utg/
>>
>>168647512
Except 4 of them still come here regularly and I believe two didn't come here at all, though I never cared about the Asriel artist.
>>
>>168647417
Yeah man. You would have to be legally blind not to see that there are good animes.
>>
>>168646936
two of them arent even utg artist you absolute cock
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>>168647512
Chara is the best human in the game.
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>>168647765
>>
>>168647902
>Jelly
>Evil
They just want to see everyone happy.
>>
C
Pedos are by default evil
>>
>>168648009
Actions done under the guise of humanistic intent often hide true evil
>>
>>168647995
You look high as fuck, my dude.
>>
>>168647902
>>168648009
Chaotic neutral should be jelly, frick is more evil than jelly.
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>>168647452
You just reminded me that this place is in serious need of lizardfags
And that is a very sad pic, my heart hurts now...
>>
>>168648154
You're going full on "tin foil 'I just drank the bath salts'" conspiracy theorist, Maybe Soilent Perpendicular Green!
>>
>>168648165
https://youtu.be/dOQXCU72t6Y
>>
>>168646936
well it's actually sorta true for one
>>168647375
cry has taken lots of nice requests
mspg draws crazy lazy weird requests
it's not a big fight but it just about fits
>>
>>168648260
>There are more spiderfags and dadfags then lizardfags
Where did we go wrong?
>>
>>168646630
I guess big mama Bewear can tend to his burns if necessary
when will it finally break Ash's spine
>>
>>168648426
Cry also wants to rape children you dumb fuck
>>
>>168648617
yes
>>
Did drawfags really cause drama like anons say or was is more of the anons rather than the artists
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>>168648260
here, have one more
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>>168648689
depends on the drawfag
mostly it's just anons
>>
>>168648689
More the anons and the troll. But some drawfags also started shit too. It's a "both sides are guilty" thing.
>>
Another week, another Friday
what the FUCK are you doing tonight /utg/

>Watchin
>Playin
>Readin
>Eatin
>Drinkin
>Fappin
>Feelin
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>>168648232
Then where do I go
>>168648319
Soros please go
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>>168648506
true, bewear hates burns and fire. do NOT bully ash though, he gave me a cool mon
>>
>>168646670
If that choice still has the most votes in the poll tomorrow, Frisk will look like a greek god after they absorb the human souls.
>>
>>168648813
Playing XCOM 2
>>168648831
Switch places
>>
>>168648783
>>168648783
There are no two sides.
There's artists who act faggy
There's artists who don't act faggy
There's anons who react to artists acting faggy
There's anons trying to troll the everliving shit out of any artists
There's artists who care about what anyone says
There's artists who do not care about what anyone says

Here start putting these labels on the correct things now. You will have to label certain things more than once.
>>
>>168648427
There are very few of them, they don't stick around or don't like to post. We must protect the few lizardfags we have
Btw, there's nothing wrong with dadfags and spiderfags. The dad is super chill and the spider is cute and lewd

>>168648729
Thanks! Poor Alphys tho...

>>168648813
-Highlights from my fav basketball players
-Nothing at the moment
-I have stuff to read, but it's in French and I don't feel like it rn
-Cereal. It's always time for cereal
-Yoghurt drink
-I fapped yesterday, I'm served for a week
-I'm feeling okay, pretty happy and all that, as usual
>>
>>168648831
Do I look like George Soros to you?
>>
new thread please mommy
>>
>>168648936
Better?
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>>168649326
doesn't draw gay jelly belongs in evil tier
jk love you jelly
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thread ending question
who has the cutest gote?
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>>168649326
so where does that put me?
>>
>>168649483
MSPG
>>
NEW bread.
>>168649671
>>168649671
>>168649671
>>
>>168648871
the universe bullies Ash, I'm pretty sure he froze to death in the earth's atmosphere at one point

mercy kill the boy
>>
>>168649438
I can if you like
>>
>>168649714
leave him alone, hes pure and needs to win SOMETHING
>>
>>168649860
not forcing but have you ever done skele? couldn't think of any others.....
>>
>>168650065
Ive drawn them. I havent lewded them and I have no idea how to, if thats what you mean
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>>168626104
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>>168650296
Yea, was curious thats all:3
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>>168635412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM
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>>168650047
>when you share such a strong spiritual bond with your ninja frog that it evolves into an entirely unheard of form
>when you move and think as one entity and share each other's strength and pain
>when you still lose despite all that

it's like the opposite of Asriel's big gay battle
never bet on Ash
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