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>good boy guides
How does this faggot have thousands of views? He has like a 2k knowledge of the game.

>>168199201
youd be surprised how many <2k players there are

>>168197905
penis

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smelly dotards

>>168199830
where's crystal maiden is a slut poster? you cmfags are getting out of control

>>168199201
>>168199740
Yeah as much as 4k gets trashed on, I was pleasantly surprised that 4k means the top 16% percentile if this is true:

https://www.opendota.com/distributions

But yeah good boy caters well to the casuals. Most youtubers that have success do.

>>168200241
There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.

He has like an hour long video talking to some jungle beamers on how he gained 600 MMR playing necromancer and it's really fucking apparent goodgoy has a miniscule understanding of the game.

Along with that David b Bowie guy.

>>168200241
>MMR Distribution by Country
God damn, Korea strong.

>>168200241
idk if opendota got around it, but before the graph was quite skewered towards high mmr players since most people that use opendota over dotabuff are more 'invested' in the game with it being lesser known n shit.
they may have gotten around it now/its become more known or whatever though

>>168200848
They haven't.

There is a disclaimer at the top of the page: "his data set is limited to players displaying MMR on profile and sharing public match data.
Players do not have to sign in, but due to the opt-in nature of the data collected, averages are likely higher than expected." and its only "1.8m players".

But obviously the takeaway is that there are heaps of low-tier players below 4k that are not accounted for.

>>168200445
>There's a large difference between catering to casuals and literally being a casual.
Casual catering to casuals. Same thing.

Ugggh god I just fed like shit to a Pudge

Whole team flaming me

He just knew how I was going to dodge every single time

Feels so bad

>>168201289
Who were you?

>>168201289
If he knew how you were going to walk then you were not dodging but just walking into hooks.

>>168199201
Isn't it like the same deal with Baumi?
They don't even have a personality, just a 2k echobox to tell noobs what they already think they know.

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>>168201289
5 bucks he tried to dodge by walking in a straight line.

hello?

>You will never have a comic where CM runs to Lina in tears as Lina learns that she got doomed while ward setting in the jungle and barely escaped with her life as she now has to live the rest of her life as a DOOMED person. Now fated to bring misfortune and pain to those who even associate with her and experiencing a neverending ending torrent of mental and physical pain.
>In perhaps the only moment of sisterly love Lian comforts her sister discrete hiding the fact that anyone DOOMED by Doom himself who lack the inhumanely large amount of magical power to remove it is after death their soul is teleported straight too Doom himself where they live an eternity of suffering.
>Those DOOM personally has interest in become a part of his unholy harem and CM beiung the looker she is is guaranteed in it.

>Now it's just CM walkign by and Lian laughing at CM for getting doomed before telling her that there'sa medicine for that but refuses to tell her the location of the closest doctor so she has to walk around Doomed which is the equivalent of dunce cap

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>>168197803
Sauce on that OP image?

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>tfw our stupid Cunt Maiden wastes all our wards on a tree and dropped our gem on top of it.

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>>168202905
>Enemy buys a gem to counter our Riki
>We recover it and dump it in fountain
>Our Dazzle grabs it and runs off alone into the enemy jungle
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing
>"Chill I'm just gonna deward real quick"
>He dies trying to deward Dire inner cliff
>Call him out on being an idiot
>"Relax it's just a game bro"

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Dump your art pieces. Go.

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>>168202885
Here you go lad

>>168200241
I've never understood why is there such a huge spike at 4k, my only theory is that most people stop playing ranked once they hit 4k and just use the number as a digital penis and show it to everyone.

>>168203417
>break 1/2/3/4/5/6 whatever milestone mmr number
>show ur mmr again
>lose it
>hide mmr again
or as you said, get above certain mmr point then tell yourself ''whatever I'm happy with that number''
but unfortunately, also account buyers
buy 4.5k account, drop 450 mmr, ''oh shit my e-peen i must stay 4k'', stop playing ranked

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>>168200445
Hands off my peru boy you fgt

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>>168202905
What do you mean?

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>>168204204
Almost done with my dump

>>168203417
You pretty much nailed it. Staying in a certain skill bracket is more important to these people.

After all, "4000mmr and 4999mmr are both "4k mmr" but 3999mmr is "3k mmr""

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>>168204325
Aaaand /dump

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>>168204582
>moe
>death stare
..Guess its cute

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>>168204727
meant to post this one first couldnt find it

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h-he~o dotards ~ !

>>168203417
meh, i personally got stuck on 4,1k party mmr, and really cant seem to be able to advance any more

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>>168204817
wow so cute!

>>168204582
strong slavic nose game right there

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>>168203361
Come on, I seriously can't find anything. Help me out with this.

What's the point in playing this game if you are a shitter and will never get better ever?

>>168205779
if you are bad at something and dont enjoy being bad, you either quit or you git gud

>>168205779
This game is just hero arena to people who don't understand the advanced mechanics. If they have fun they'll play it.
If it's no longer fun because they've hit a wall then they'll quit.

monkey king is so much fun

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How badly will china burn this time?

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>>168206194
God Shanghai was fun. I'm Chinese but there was something oddly satisfying seeing all of the Chinese teams get all the bottom positions as if it were some sort of divine intervention happening.
Or everyone just going along with the script.

>>168206194
provided newbee dont choke they should get atleast one team in high placement

>>168206194
Wings and Newbee are playing decently, the rest of the teams however...

>>168206194
the sword on the newbee logo triggers me so much. it would be so useless as an actual sword

>>168206665
na dud its just angles

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>>168206624
The Chinese only care about TI don't they because thats where all the big money is.

>>168207125
top/famous Chinese players like Burning make more money from salary + streaming than from winning TI

Winning TI is less of a financial motivation for Chinese players as it is for Western players

>>168207191
However winning TI means that you'll be invited to every tournament the following year (season?) which also allows you to get more money.

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FUCK ICEFROG FOR NERFING MY WIFE ONCE AGAIN

>>168207191

Yeah I think that for chinese players TI is the place where you make yourself known as a good player, that way people are more likely to show to your streams.

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>EE plays with a framed picture of anime girls next to his computer
Does this make you better at dota?

>TI6 ended exactly 6 months ago

fucking hell

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Is this the new instawin meme hero?

How do you even counter him without picking other meme heroes like Necro?

Apart from a shrinking contingent of animeNEETs, the gulag is not truly retarded

The gulag knows that it is dying
it knows that its game is dying
it knows that its time is short

>>168207860

Listen, buddy. Here's the real redpill

4chan is dying and has been ever since Chinkmoot took over. Thanks to /pol/, reddit and 4chan are literally indistinguishable. Enjoy the anonymous shitposting now, these are the last days of BadReddit

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>>168207969
just because your shitty hugbox is dying doesn't mean the site is dying

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>>168207552
"Prestige" and "Honor"

>>168207780

The fuck can you even do with this hero, its basically a bad slardar.

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>>168208016

Time for the knowledge bomb

This site is literally only visited by beaners

>>168208016
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>>168207860
Reddit is the place to be for normalfags.

>>168207780
Rush blink?

>>168208173
is that the fappening

also

>using google search as a metric for 4chan
wew

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>>168208206
>Reee the normie boogeyman , etc

>>168207860
maybe im ignorant, but I feel d2g is the only alive general. It is around for a while now and people actualy post here. For me perosnaly I come here for esports stuff. Reading stuff from animeneets and blogshitters is too much

>>168208312
For me, it's d2g. The best fast board general.

>>168208148
cent is badslardar in the first 10-15 minutes and in the first 5 min of lane(since he dont have sprint as escape), but in many lineups, a global cd escape/initiation tool scales much better than slardar single target vision and armor reduction (which can be purged off by euls, manta, lotus, all very popular items)
not to mention cent aghs is just ridicolous, and once cent gets a hood or vanguard he outfarms slardar by a ton, which means that bkb's/hearts/aghs are not far out at all

so heah, he is badslardar in terms of getting a 10-15 min blink and ganking around, but past that centaurs ult opens up a world of difference in how you can take teamfights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdXYd4d-78

im crying lads

>>168208713
Slardar brings a different thing to lineup than Cent. You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.

With Slardar you pick an anti-carry that can, in a gank or a pick off before fight, help you melt a fat fucking core hero like that..

>>168206194
EG will fucking roflstomp all of these shits

>>168208813
>You should compare Cent to Silencer for example imho.
I see where you're coming from, but I feel that slardar is much more useable in the early game when he gets lvl 5/6, and instead of joining up with his team he goes to a lane solo to farm and preassure, and then have his team look for fights as 3 or 4 and use his ult to initiate, whilst centaur goes vanguard or hood and then KEEPS farming for that blink and THEN he starts being the initator
dont feel like silencer is the same, especially not on support since he will get his lvl 6 much later, and of course it has like twice the cd

>>168208813
I think Slardar is offensive while Centaur is defensive, but practically fill the same role: Initiator with good mobility. Still are both anti-carries.

>>168208713
But considering we're in a deathball-ish meta and games end relatively quickly, why is he so good if he is a slow starter?

>>168208972
I don't personally subscribe to the dichotomy of skills as defensive-offensive as most of the skills, even the most defensive skills like Grave can be used "offensively" by slamming it to 10hp Huskar that's in a fight extending his aggressiveness.

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This is Kunnka. Say something nice about him.

>>168209016
That's an exception,
most cases grave is defensive because most heroes aren't at their peak when they are about to die.

>>168208982
>Why is a Global haste good guys

>>168209057
He's good at cucking people who refuse to go euls or bkb

Theres a 70 minute game going on where both sides have mega creeps.

>>168209057
Can you X-Mark the spot a glimpsed hero?

>>168209126
Yes you can. That's why Disrutpros can never kill kunkka

>played with a finnstack

I thought all the memes were just memes. They really were the most frustratingly useless wastes of space I've ever played with

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>>168209395

Centaurs talents are good. Also level 25 aura or stomp?

>>168209854
if you have good str, tanky team and more than 1 rightclickers on the enemy team, then its good

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>>168209395

So should I get gud at Tetris now

would anyone be interested in my stream? Im 5k slav, I like memes and can answer stuff in english

>>168210459
no unless you think you'd enjoy a game that's like 99.9% mechanics

>>168210551
I'm down to watch but I have one request.
I want you to pick a core, queue EU and be the most obnoxious Russian player who spams ping and won't shut up on the mic, like, just say "cyka" a lot and make it seem like you're complaining.
But then at the same time I want you to switch to perfect English and say overly complimentary stuff to your supports and commend people on their plays to confuse them.

>>168211015
https://www.twitch pesdota

Im down dude

>tfw you drop below your recently achieved goal because of a broken-english, echo sabre, shadowblade axe

>>168200241
>7th Vatican City 1066 players, avg mmr 3436

>>168211278
>tfw the pope has higher mmr than you

>>168211278

Based pope

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>>168205213
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WIFE!

What is the memest build and memest hero right now
I want to go beyond ordinary memes here

>>168211775
she can smell your bullshit from across the room

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>>168211954
what did he mean by this?

>>168211934
Negrophos.

>>168207615
>framed picture of SAO
EE can't get away with this.

>>168211934
Rapier BH

>>168211934

Carry Venge
Again

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>>168211070
>when you enter some unkown stream and the streamer gets visibly excited by having someone watch their stream

pic related when it's too late to leave the stream without feeling like a dick

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Sometimes when I use my mic, and someone says something mean to me, or makes fun of me, something happens to my throat and it closes up turning my voice squeaky and high pitched. I just can't change my voice even if I try when that happens.
I think this is because I get scared of people and I subconsciously try to make myself seem harmless so that I don't provoke them and try to get the threatening person to take a liking to me and protect me because I've given them subconscious hints of submission(high pitched voice).
How do I deal with this?

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>>168212290

>necrophos in almost literally every single front page game

IS HE THE SLEEPER HERO

>>168211934
Midas force/euls/lotus/atos etc offlane arc warden

>>168212360
Don't make fun of me.

>>168209057
Nice cleave buff this patch

too bad cleave is a dead mechanic

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>>168212290
There's a really useful technique for regulating your voice, just make sure to take a breath, focus on annunciating properly in a baritone voice while moving your mouth carefully around the nasty man's penis

>>168212609
Why would I give a sexual favour to someone that's bullying me?

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>>168211426
The pope is a fucking acc buyer.

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>>168212725
That's how bullying works anon

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>>168205213
Does getting operated make russians better at dota?

>>168211934
idk, magic damage radiance ember felt ultra meme when i first heard about it

>>168212824
ask fng

>>168211775
Najs cameltoe

>>168212290
Suicide?

>>168212262
THANKS FOR COMING ANYWAY LAMO

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>>168212609
excellent

Please honest guys, how many of you shitters shitpost on /d2g/ more than playing the actual game?

>>168212786
I don't enjoy it. Its not a joke okay?

>>168212914
Stop.

>>168213064
if it's not a joke why am I laughing?

is tusk good again? or still shit tier?

terrorblade needs a nerf badly
he's by far the strongest carry in the current meta other than arguably LD
he is the new cancer and way stronger than luna, especially because people are way better at playing against sd+luna nowadays
an amazing 55.4% winrate in 5k+

>>168213117
Because you're evil.

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>>168212290
Try reading this helpful infographic, applying the techniques described to the mouth to manage your unwanted vocal fluctuations

to the anon who posted that thicc crystal bottoms pic last thread. thank you! I have blown atleast 5 loads and I don't see myself stopping any time soon.

>>168213432
I'm a carry player, thank you very much.

>>168213501
maybe that's your problem

your body is trying to tell you to be submissive to the real strong-willed carry players

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>>168213439
THICC

>>168213382
hell yeah I love voltaire
>>168213615
oh god

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GURL POWER

Did fucking w33 lose mid to Aui AND Envy? How shit have you to be to lose to BOTH of them in the same series? Jesus and people say he's better Miracle-(whom is still an overrated, yet acceptable player)

>>168213547
The world shouldn't work that way.

>>168213894
All you need is a little dick and you'll stop being such a bitch

how can i save my current keys configuration?

>>168213824

Mid's performance is 100% dependant on supports, there are no winner mids. That's why Ana got first place in his first valve event.

>>168214082
Ana nevr won the mid lane.

>>168214183
The range ban on redneck phones is off?
You're such a cuck lmao. All your posting is dependent on your phone. Here's a report to keep you changing your IP

>that player that only communicates with pings
>he expects you to help him

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>Be Vengeful
>support
>mid game fucks up so bad everybody on enemy team is fat
>suddenly CK and weaver gets too greedy, gets killed by luna in lategame
>be death prophet allmid push lastplan
>suddenly works
Balanced game dotards

>>168214491
>that farm on everyone
I'm 2k and it doesn't go that low for me either. Weird.

>>168214848
yeah, i think im just a bad support though

>>168214958
No you have the same farm as pros do. But you're supposed to have more because your team has less.

where is treasure II reee

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>>168214491
>those polygons

what the fuck dude, shitskin 3rd worlders should not be allowed to post here

>>168215262
yeah i know, i never really liked those edgy names anyway. once i see those edgy names in my team i have second glances that the game is gg

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>ywn be this happy

>>168215391
im talking about your shite graphics. Your wooden PC is the reason why we do not get the best particle effects for arcanas.

>go to freeze to take out chicken filets
>realise I bought chicken clubs instead
huh

>>168214491
>shows match ID
>dotabuff isnt public

2k shitter

mirana is a woman

wtf is this gay bathtub shit

it's not funny
dota scene desperately needs pretty girls

>>168216430
Girls don't like dota.

What with Russian animals and their obsesion with Huskar ???

Everytime i meet a Huskar and oh and behold a fucking Russian, is he some kind of Russian folk hero that i didn't know of or Russians just like to play with muscular men in their udnerwear ?

>>168217052
russians and peruvians love that hero because it's a part of their culture of sacrificing their lives for their goals

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>anime won the NA qualifiers
dotards?

>>168217052
He's a manly hero for manly Russian men. Unlike you faggot westerners who play manlets and women, Russians enjoy masculine heroes like Huskar and Ursa.

>>168206083
AND balanced, the hero is perfect

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dialy reminder that your mmr is only important if your team can play leagues or tournaments

>>168217113
not sure how you got unfiltered but back to the filter list you go

>>168217672
a shame they are such shitty heroes

>>168217710
>have 3 9k+ mmr players
>1 irrelevant lan win
>still required to play qualifiers


ya no

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This is beyond the joke, we have to do something about Reddit, in no time we will be having upvotes , i'm not fucking around here, they are insidiously permeating into /tv/ and a few other boards and trying to subvert them, by that there is a thread for instance about Dear White People, within minute there will be multiple Redditors discussing off-topic, /d2g/ is undeniably a Reddit colony and it needs to be purged, insta bans on anyone who claims to be from reddit, in fact i'd go as far as to say a global rule be introduced that bans Redditors from posting, anything to chemo the cancer.

>>168218191
start banning anyone who associates with the discord server

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>>168216430
>game requires teamwork and advanced knowledge of the game that is learned from hours spent in and out of dota, while maintaining a logical perspective of the game so you do not "tilt"
>girls

oil and water

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>tfw gameshitting and non-whiteness positively correlate

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>this is your dota caster for tonight

>>168206194
Why the fuck are there 4 chinese from 1 qualifier region? And then 2 more from invites?

Is china becoming the SC2 korea of dota?

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Dota doesn´t entertain me anymore
What do I do friends?

>>168208173
Most people who go to 4chan don't google 4chan.

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Stop playing the sequel to the shitskin containment .w3x

>>168218660
no different than slavladder/dreamhack giving extra spots to yuropoors

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>>168218758
stop vargposting

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"A chink, in my amour"

How did Icefrog get away with this?

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>864p60

Timbersaw needs some mana costs readjustments lads

>>168218993
isnt organization_pakistan dead

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>>168219462
reminder

Who do I play to do the Atos quest?

>>168218004
I didnt say its enjoy-able, but since mmr is all d2g has to talk about.. that and player's dank mememennenenes

>>168219756
>>>168197803

>>168219738
gg get

>>168213615
can you continue posting please

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What is the Dota Two equivalent to the Banuta Door, pictured nearby?

Are people who kill other players in video games murderers?

>>168220248
maybe if you are a lefty nutcase

>>168220248
You are engaging in a murder fantasy. So you're a psychopath.

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>>168220202

>>168220248
Only if the people you kill are less privileged than you.

>>168220248
http://grantland.com/features/line-explores-reasons-why-play-shooter-games/

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what is the secret to being bad at dota?

>>168221089

be from na

>>168221238
why have yuropoors only won a single ti then?

>>168221238
ayy

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anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.

he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.

"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG

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What's the Dota equivalent of this album?

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>>168221089
just watch anime, instant -2k mmr

not a single fucking reason to play this game right now

rip

>>168220205
that would be Icefrog's identity m8, no one knows who really made this game, no one knows who Icefrog is

>>168221849
what reason did you have to play in the past then

>>168217672

see
>>168212824

>>168209057
Boat is still a good spell, assuming you understand how turn rates work.

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>>168209057
Tidebringer crit kills are one of the greatest things in dota

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remember when they announced the date of post ti patchu to be 3 months away

>>168222784
how is stating that the patch will drop in fall the same as giving a definitive date?

icefrog here, ama

>>168223018
which pony puss would you like to breed the most

>>168223018
ghost revenant when

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Which hero should I main?

>>168223129
?

>>168223249
not sure when new hero will be, in progress though

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>>168223309
She’s like an angel… a well-hung angel.

>>168223309
Brocklesnarblade

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>meme tournament soon, alright
>Alliance is playing

>>168223416
How do you feel about heroes that are eternally irrelevant in the meta like CK and Lina?

>Illusions now deal zero damage against buildings

there I fixed those broken pieces of shit heroes

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>>168223584
>lina
>irrelevant
don't you remember 6.82

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>>168223018

>It's an "alchemist who only builds damage items" game

my

F A V O R I T E

>>168223420
you posted this yesterday

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>>168223878
because yesterday she was a well hung angel too

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Can we please bury/burn this general already? This is dead as fuck.

>>168224445
how about i bury my dick in you

replace motpax camera with grant

Johannesburg Major when?
Considering you can have a major in a corrupt non-country that's actively in a war against itself valve should go the extra mile to at least make next major in a diverse place.

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Why does he wear the mask?

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>>168223815
>support alchemist

viable

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>>168224501
How about I spook your boner away

>>168224445
still more alive than /lolg/

>>168224614
not happening with all those sexy bones

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>>168224668
You're yet to see it all baby

>>168224667
Well uhh sure, we're also more alive than /sc2/; both statements barely mean anything

I think people are just tried of mobas

whats the next fad going to be?

How do i git gud at lasthitting with negrophos.
How do i win lanes against people that fight back?

>>168224752
thick moms

>>168224752
I think it's more of a case of people realizing /d2g/ is full of shit and plebbit to add it on that, so naturally anyone who has a bit of self-respect goes away unless they just want to shitpost for some period of time, which is what makes me visit this cemetery still

>>168224653
could a hitler hero save the game?

>>168224720
so really what you're suggesting is that we have a burial ceremony for 4chan

This man gives you 10 seconds to fix his professional dota 2 team or he fights you

Hardmode : no more than two roster changes, puppey stays in his role

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>>168224920
sorry forgot the picture

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>>168224979
Truly the best time of Dota memes.

>>168224920
kick pieliedie and midone
get better support and mid

>>168224920
Bring Dendi

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>>168225115
this t b h, puppey is the only one who can tame dendi's autism

>moonduck in charge of streams

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>>168225327
meant to quote
>>168225142

>>168225484
>>168225115
>>168224979
god i miss puppey so much, what's he up to?

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Is there a single Treedude set that doesn't look like trash?

>>168225661
T b h, the one in the Battle Pass is actually quite good

>it happened again

>>168225590
check out this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLjCvWxaONk

is CLQ a grill? pls confirm

Everything has been discussed to death. That's why we're dead. Nothing to talk about.

>>168225849
wow he's just like me when I played dota

>>168226082
everyone who has played team games has dome some kind of shit like throwing stuff around or at least scream at the monitor cmon, fucking zen masters get out

>>168226226
Only subhumans lose their tempers.

>>168226307
>puppey is subhuman

>>168226307
>yessss just sit there like a cuck white boi

>>168218763
cuz we are better at the game and have bigger scene.

>>168226528
you may have a bigger scene but the dac cis qualifiers sucked monkey dick m8

>plebbiturds still believe the KANG is op

Poor little souls, how did you manage to install the game.

>>168226528
if you are better than why do the chinkz dominate the ti victory column?

>>168209057
X is op

remember when everyone say HOTD is meme item

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>>168226307

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>900p30 -source
>they cant even put up their fucking 900p60 anymore
NINE HUNDRED PEE THIRTY

T H I R T Y F R A M E S P E R S E C O N D

God damn poor guys go DONATE what the fuck is wrong with you guys, they cant even afford to stream in normal 1080p anymore man (((moonduck))) needs your help

i hate supporting

literally have ta mid, she dies for fb, gank their midder 4 times with cm she gets the kills and she still ends up with net worth below me

not to mention the pa that would just wwalk around with bf not farming and i end up with the same net worth as her too

what's even the point

>>168227653
The human eye can't see past 720p24 anyway

>>168209057
Im so goddawful at him

>>168227725
you're the only constant in your games

>Shrines can't be killed at all times.
Why does Valve hate strategy

>>168227653
you complain about this everyday yet you wont just pay the $1 for the ingame ticket

how fucking entitled are you

>millennials

not even once

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>buy goy book
>quests require me to play anything but the only hero i play

god fuckign dammit

can i even do the 150 trees challenge with anything but timbershit or windrunner?

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>>168228373
valve thinks that turning their real time strategy arena game that grew to be the biggest e-sport event in history, into a battle arena game with no strategy will somehow make the game better or bigger.

valve are niggers. no one wants to play HoTS for a reason, valve, fucking NIGGERS

>loda

>>168227653
your eye can't see past 720p anyway

>>168228663
how about you just play the fucking game fuckface?

>>168228840
did you get a new tripcode?

>>168228860
r-rude

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>>168225590

>>168228491
fuck you sunsfan im not giving you fucking dime

>>168228491
>be a terrible streamer
>ask for money

lol at jew mind tricks

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The first time I listened/watched Grant I thought he was only pretending to be retarded, oh how silly I was

>>168228840
your eye can't see past filtered

who won DC or NP?

>>168229536
me

All of the circles on my "path of the paragon" questline are filled with sniper. What the fuck...

>>168229089
>>168229271
>expect top tier stream quality
>not willing to spend a dime to get it

entitlement at its finest

>>168229536
Are you this helpless? You couldve checked it yourslef

It's mindblowing how 4k players legitimately think they play well. If they could just pull their heads out of their asses and view their play from a more objective perspective, it's blatantly obvious, to even a 2k player, how many misplays they make.
Like, perhaps fighting 1v5 repeatedly isn't a good idea. Or perhaps having 0 regen in lane isn't a good idea.

>>168229585
and you are?

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>>168229536
take a guess

>>168228967
no you know what's rude is you ruining a match for some poor souls so you can do your little gayboy quest, play the fucking game or get out you fucking shitstain.

>>168229649
I'm SVG you know the guy that looks like Jesus

>>168229797
sure u are

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>>168229761
whoopity fucking doo

who fucking cares about unranked

i'm not feeding like a peruvian shitskin subhuman anyway, i'm just not going to completely steamroll the enemy team because i'm not used to those heroes

that means i'll just go 12/8 with timber and do my job you fucking monkey, not carry the game in my back by myself with 4 feeders on my team like i do with my og hero

i'm just asking if there's any other hero to do the tree challenge because my timber is just average and not team stomping

>>168230032
you know who is he claiming to be?

>>168229668
EE is the most powerful and coolest dota player of all time!!

can someone post the ember spirit farm vacuum pic please

>>168229606
>basic 1080p
>top tier quality
what

>>168230256
you want 1080p60 fps FOR FREE

>>168230157
but EE is shiet compared to W33 and is cringe

which one is better mooncuck or beyond the shit ?

>>168230446
>1080p60
>basic
?

>>168200241
>>168199201
oh boy that faggot started popping in my youtube list literally yesterday
at first I wondered why I'd never heard of him, but then I quickly understood

>top 10 worst hero list
>so uh... this hero doesn't have a very good winrate right now because uh... he's not very efficient in the current meta
boi I wonder how many ways he can say nothing at all

>Have to lower the stream quality to 720p60
>It stutters even then

Are they using a goddamn hamster to stream, or what?

>>168228491
I literally forgot tickets were a thing

>172 chumps watching meme mode in-game

>>168230086
>dying 8 times in a match
damn

>do well
>lose
>do poorly
>win

Love this game.

>>168231365
just a number i got my last match (we lost tho)

>>168228663
>>168230086
>retarded anime poster
>calling anyone else a shitskin
you're not fooling anyone Enrique

>>168231679
rofl what

i'm white, albeit not american

What if instead of TImbersaw's +150HP talent he had "5 gold for each tree destroyed"?

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>>168230610
>mfw he put earth spirit in the top 10 worst heroes

>>168231754
Beastmaster, Windrunner, Enigma, Winter Wyvern, Ember Spirit, Jakiro to name some more.

>GOOD GAME
>SORY

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

JUST LIKE MY PUBS

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>>168231754

>>168231894
>yeah lets buff this totally NOT okay hero
he needs to get his mana costs or int gain fucked, right now

>>168231971
enigma seems good, i always do good with that fucker when i pick him, thanks for reminding me

>>168232073
i'm not argentinian and i no hablo español

>>168231894

I don't know if it's balanced or not, but it would be fun.

>>168231754
YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE???
FUCKING APOLOGIZE FAGGOT

>>168232204
>timber afk literally farming the jungle
>fun

>>168232394
nothin' to apologize for B)

all i can say is that 6 million wasn't enough