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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>People are very angry about many things, but do not play.
>People are actually playing and oblivious to anyone being angry.
>These two groups of people never actually interact.

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>168190112
Non metaclub version when?
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[17:41:54]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): You do realise you're talking about Solarious. They will do anything to stir up drama and I'm sure they were sitting in the pupper discord for quite a while, waiting for the things to spark.
[17:41:55]ADMIN: MOD: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin) : Oh gods
[17:41:57]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): wtf
[17:42:03]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): thats not what i copy pasted
[17:42:09]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): yo so uhh
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>>168190367
[17:42:16]ADMIN: PM: JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): Holy fucking shit dude
[17:42:23]ADMIN: MOD: Mr_Pain12/(Monte Mcintosh) : hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[17:42:30]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin): morena is shitposting in the thread and im trying 2 get thme to stop
[17:42:33]ADMIN: MOD: Errant_Aron/(Saigon Sam) : oh god zealot
[17:42:42]ADMIN: MOD: ArchSunder/(clown goblin) : jesus christ
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Claim your waifu!
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>>168187303
>>168187332
>>168187427
Thanks for the suggestions goys
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>>168190573
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>>168190573
Anyone who digs Zealot's grave!
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>malf for the first time ever
>the AI was killed immediately by one sec officer, a clown, and a greyshit
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>>168190573
i'm my own waifu
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>>168190656
>throwing a rod
Absolute madman
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>>168190573

I want to pin Rin between the sheets!
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>>168190656
Did he do that with a rail gun?
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>>168190738
stealth malf is the way to go
simply because even not opening a door for a greyshit is considered malf
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>>168190738
to be fair to the AI, the greyshit had powergamed gloves, an engineering hardsuit, and the armory, and the clown had all access
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>>168190738
>AI
>Malf
>Haven't been malf in ages, looking forward to it
>Borg gets seen spacing the pinpointer
>blown up immediately
I did my best.

>>168190820
I should've known that being hasty was a mistake. I just panicked when I got caught early.
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>>168190738
I saw AM in the security camera doing his thing, then I saw you spawn the borger in telescience.
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>>168190738
>afk in a locker while I dick around with shit in another tab
>tab back in to go turn on the pumps and complete my job requirement
>Borg runs by with a pinpointer
Yeah, no
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>>168190732

Thanks, now just stop certain AAC settings, like setting vents to purge over the default frequency, from always throwing JSON's.
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>suddenly no Carver posting
Really makes you think....
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>>168190978
wat
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>>168191059
I'm not sure how that proves anything.
He copy pasted it, what's up?
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found a cool multiplayer .io game kind of reminds me of bleb
http://generals.io
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>>168190803
monolith
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>>168191059
feels good not being a sawbones
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This thread was made specifically to pretend anyone that is anti-metaclub does not play. I believe it was created by a friend of the friggin sawbones aka the grand shitposter who shitposts about people he dislikes in the thread, he's a good admin and he was a good friend.
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New thing for traitor AIs: The photo editor.
Allows the release of false newscasts.
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>>168191152
Why would he just have a shitpost copied?

Almost as if he wrote it..
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>>168191028

Try importing a script to set the vent modes to purge. Even if you input it by hand at first and it runs perfectly, copy pasting it in will always thrown a JSON.
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>>168191312
I don't think that proves anything, maybe he sent it to someone.
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>>168191418
he sent it to me
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>be sawbones
>be more unpopular than a banned insane shitter

how does he do it?
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>>168191418
Then he should post proof
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>>168191152
nice damage control.
You can't hide behind probable deniability forever.
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>>168190573

I want to nibble on Rina's ear while she studies for her ESL classes!
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>>168191418
That's the thing though, he later blames it on morena. Why did he copy paste a shitpost he apparently didn't even write?

"[17:42:30]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->JustSumGuy/(Mao FungChin): morena is shitposting in the thread and im trying 2 get thme to stop"

>say you didn't copy and paste it
>think that it's a dumb excuse so later blame somebody else
>your new excuse doesn't explain why you have it copy and pasted
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>>168191418
and why would he be copy and pasting it? This is mental gymnastics.

>>168191470
Because none of us ingame have any beef with the shitter. We all beefs with Zealotron, according to that poll.
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>>168190803
>>168191165
>Some admin (don't know who) spawns an immovable monolith named "HUGE RAIL" inside Rail
>Surgeon removes it
>I hear talk of "big memes" in deadchat and go over to find out what's going on
>See the monolith
>As it's a projectile, it can't normally be picked up, but I think over varediting it to allow it to be picked up for a while
>I decide to do so just as everyone is exiting the surgery room
>Not ten seconds later, Dunsel asks Rail what she wants done with the monolith
>She doesn't really respond and he suggests keeping it as a souvenir
>Like fucking poetry, he runs into the surgery theater, grabs the monolith, runs back, and throws it, without being prompted about any of those things
>"THINK FAST" "CLANG!"

It went more smoothly than I could ever have planned
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>>168191593
It seems like he took it from the thread and posted it in ahelps to prove a point.

I think it worked, you guys are flipping your shit.
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>>168190573

I want polish Reica's feet with my tongue!
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>>168191771
mechanical
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>>168191736
and what's the point?
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>>168191861
>>168191736
>>168191640
>>168191593
>>168191480
he literally sent it to me
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Zealotron deadmin when?
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>>168191993
Hol' up

>permabanned shitter stirs shit while they're banned
>other permabanned shitter stirs shit about previously mentioned shitter causing shit

Has this entire thread
the past thread
Just been two permabanned fucks yelling at each other
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>>168191736
[17:12:55]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): Nathan46 is your friend I'm guessing?
[17:13:02]ADMIN: PM: Deadcardz/(Button)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): yea
[17:13:04]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): alright cool
[17:41:54]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Deadcardz/(Button): You do realise you're talking about Solarious. They will do anything to stir up drama and I'm sure they were sitting in the pupper discord for quite a while, waiting for the things to spark.


Yeah it certainly seems like he intended to tell this random guy who was introducing his friend to the game that solarious is a shitter.

What's his point? Seems like he fucked up and posted it accidentally then attempted to backpedal with 2 excuses
1: uhh i didn't copy paste that
2: it was morena!

>>168191993
Morena what do you get out of this?
What benefit does befriending a liar do for you? He's a child that cannot handle a single person so much he flips out.
>solarious joins the discord
>zealotron kicks and bans them before they even post a message
>zealotron complains to pain to get them banned before they've done anything


Also where does Zealot get his "facts" on solarious, does solarious himself tell zealot?
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>>168192241
yes
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>>168192241
Wow and zealotron just happened to be shitposting guys! Completely unrelated! What a coincedance!
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>>168192241
You're just NOW figuring this out?
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>>168191993
And how this does show anything other than an admin blackening someone's name with wild theories?
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>>168191993
morena wasn't you friends with solarious???

how much did metaclub pay you
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>>168190573

Mona!
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>zealotron and morena literally comparing their anti-solarious shitposts in private messages
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Stop.
Talking.
About.
Zealotron.
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>>168192659
They'll just talk about Curver or Morena or anyone else.
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>>168190573

I want to use Megurine's thighs as earmuffs!
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>>168192717
Curver's a real drama fag though his posts are all in the forum
This is all bullshit speculation and untrue
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>>168191736
From the last thread
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What should I know about Baystation before I play? I've read up on the lore enough to be able to bullshit thoroughly. Anything else?
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>>168192241
Now you understand why I was confused, then amused, about "those" people that suddenly "hate" me.
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>>168192241
>>168192298
I posted a few things, but not most of it. I'm so tired of the same drama stirring up in the thread when it has already been dealt with.
Also I believe they PM'd xenovix saying "DON'T LIE ABOUT ME TO PEOPLE IN THE DISCORD" and threw a fit at them or something, so xenovix relayed it to Pain and Zealotron, I assume. I don't know why they were banned, but I can see why no one would want them in the Discord.
>>168192409
I like Solarious, they're a good kid, but they are causing so much shit, I tried to talk to them a few times about how overzealous they were but I guess it never hit. There's no reason to act like this over a videogame, they just picked a target and have constantly hounded them.
I don't even like Avada, I think they're obnoxious and it reminds me too much of myself 6 months ago. But I don't believe anyone deserves to be hounded constantly about things like this. I mean I was put through it myself and it's not pleasant in the slightest.
>>168192382
It shows that Zealot had it on their clipboard because they c&p'd it to me earlier.
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>>168190573

Rin!
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>>168192659
>stop complaining about the shittiest admin on the team

If it wasn't zealotron you wouldn't make this post
>>168192786
>timestamp is blurred out
>he's just backpedalling from his fuckup even more
3 excuses, "I didn't have it copied wtf"
"lol I was just sending it to morena"
"haha I meant to post it"

Why do you believe a liar, zealot lies, he manipulates.
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>>168192934
Can you explain?
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>>168192934
(X) HATE PROBE
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>we're moving from hating pain to kammer to zealotron and now we're moving from that to hating probe

What's next?
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>>168192906
Buddy it's Baystation you're overthinking this. At worst, just ask an admin/mentor for help if you are confused.

Think about it in this example. One time while observing I watched a Quartermaster verbally eviscerate an Engineer who ordered a particle accelerator because he hadn't written down "Experience with PAs" in his characters bios or gotten permission from the Captain or (furry) Chief Engineer."

Follow regulations and and act like you have a stick up your ass until you know what they let slide and what they don't.
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>>168192997
Admins (in theory) have individual timestamps. If it wasn't blurred they could narrow it down to the timezone and admin
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>>168193213
I don't see admins rushing to stand up against him any time soon
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>>168192963
Nah, Xevonix was totally in the wrong in the screenshots I saw
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>>168190573

I'm going to make Felicity bi!
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>haven't played spess in several weeks
>start having dreams about spess
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>>168192963
>but they are causing so much shit,
Vague as hell. You're just defending Zeolotron's unforgivable behavior.
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HoP is security!
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>>168193275
I'm thinking I misunderstood your first post
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>>168192968

She is mine!
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>>168193275
Who? Zealatron? Might be because we don't have a problem with him right now. He fucked up on an IC OOC ban and was lightly chewed for it.

Two months ago.

>>168193014
"People" have been associating me with whatever thread dramas going on (hippie, etc) which is particularly funny. If they weren't just recycling bait they've heard other people use from months ago, they'd have some good stuff. I've been controversial on Github and sometimes I have to choose between making people mad and doing the right thing for the server. But those actions are never discussed its always something I'm only vaguely related to.
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>>168192963
They posted the entire message to the thread a few days ago, there's no reason to be uninformed on these things. Pic related, think about this

>join discord
>see a guy saying outright lies about you
>ask him politely to stop doing that
>he refuses and dances around the subject
>tells his friend and you get banned from the discord

Now imagine if it were you morena, would you be happy with this? The weird thing is you are accepted in the discord with open arms but if solarious shows up and asks nicely for somebody not to tell untruths they are removed for being a problem.

>they just picked a target and have constantly hounded them
check this picture, who starts the negativity? who brings up a banned player that rarely engages with the community?

xevonix is not a nice person, don't you remember him stalking you for days in game morena?
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>>168193162
Probe, could you be a little more cautious with what PRs you merge in the future?
You seem to be merging some things that needed more review or discussion. You also merged something recently without understanding why it was broken.
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When has Zealotron ACTUALLY done anything wrong as admin? Whoever's behind this weak slander campagin should just stop and die maybe
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>>168193638
Zealotron you fake ass motherfucker
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>>168193341

Wait which way do they swing? Asking for a friend.
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>>168193653
>Those threats in the bottom left conversation

Let me be clear that I don't care for this drama but holy FUCK how autistic can one person be?
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>>168193653
hey look im in an image! hi, mom!
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>>168193162
My favourite was getting bwoinked for disassembling a table as a scientist, IKEA furniture being beyond the capabilities of a mere mortal.
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>>168193916
Where's the threats?

He doesn't threaten his life, his health, his property, his online persona.


Do americans take anything as a threat?
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>>168193653
i love yahir.
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>>168193653
Oh fucking god Solarious you need therapy.
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>>168194097
it's 5 in the morning in the UK

hint: That means they're asleep
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>>168193653
This just supports my theory that everyone who doesn't like him is someone he's banvalided. That xev guy's obviously still salty from it.

>>168193916
He's obviously not a happy bunny, but he's not really threatening him, is he? He's not saying
>stop namedropping me, or else I'll smash your face in, you cunt, swer on me mum's lyf
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>>168193429
I am vague as hell because I can't be bothered to write all this stuff. I was friends with Solarious and I know that they did hold grudges for very little reason and it was awful. They would talk about this stuff sometimes and it was just bad.
>>168193653
I don't know the full context but maybe there was prior talk about Solarious. But maybe Xenovix did jump to conclusions. But Solarious is the kind of person to scream about a metaclub when things don't go their way.
Much like I did, Solarious dug their own grave and they should just lay in it. I just look past the lies spread about me, there's no reason to fight them because all these people have already got their opinion formed, you aren't gonna change it.
I was never not accepted in the discord, but if I had joined and done things like this too I expect I would have got banned just as easily. This is just an overreaction from Solarious over something not worth his energy.
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Who did Solarious play as?
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>when you're banned and beat factorio for the nth time and are left with nothing to do
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>>168193679
I will. You're being reasonable and you're not wrong. I'm tempered by the average of 4 PRs a day that get merged without any issue. Sometimes however we do mess up and someone merges a PR that has the test map set to default.

That's no reason to not try to be the best we can for the server. But it is in my head while writing this that I merge a truckload of PRs a week and only when the rare one messes up does anyone notice I do anything at all.

>>168193810
M e m e b o n e s

>>168194004
Bay is pretty strict. Not as strict as we portray them but still pretty strict. HRP is doomed to always be "You can only roleplay the way I say so".

>>168194319
And 15 is pushed back to March.
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>>168194298
>[citation needed]
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>>168194387
Haha, you really do have free pass to shitpost however you like now
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>>168194298
How is messaging somebody on discord ban worthy morena?

Discord has a block function does it not? If xevonix did not wish to speak to solarious they could've easily blocked them, however they took it to the extreme, they got zealotron to ban them from the discord and also got pain to ban them from the game.

Messaging somebody when they can easily block you should not lead to an in game ban, do you not agree with that?

>I was friends with Solarious
Just like you were friends with SJ huh?

Funny that isn't it? You're friends with somebody and then a month later you're claiming they're complete shit and saying things about them (with no source). Just like how you claimed SJ was way worse than he actually is, how can anybody believe you this time?
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>>168194387
>And 15 is pushed back to March.

what
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>>168194298
>I don't know the full context
>Full context is posted
?
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>>168194736
https://www.factorio.com/blog/post/fff-177
>Work has been going swiftly on 0.15, but there are still many major topics we have left to close. We mentioned previously that our estimate for release would be near the end of February, and while this has been our internal goal, we won't quite be able to make it.

F
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>>168194665
I'm sorry I don't screenshot every conversation I ever have with everyone like some. That's a big invasion of privacy to me and I would never.
I just want Solarious to understand how negative their behaviour is. They have a strange obsession and it isn't healthy at all.
It's just a videogame, on the internet. Why can't you guys just get along?
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>traitor doesn't kill me outright
>decide to fuck off and let him be
>blows up half the station
>just because i didn't went for my valids
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>>168194938
you did good
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>>168194856
God help me if I ever get bored of factorio and ss13
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>>168194938
You forgot the note you collected for possible metagaming
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>>168195087
Well I'm sorry for wanting to play a round and live more than five minutes. Instead i died in 20 minutes.
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>>168195207
Nothing to fear if you didn't do anything
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>>168194885
That still doesn't change that you lied about SJ, you acted as if he was a huge dickhead when anybody that actually knows him can tell that's not the case. SJ also did screenshot a lot of your conversations and you seemed to be going along with him a lot of the time, so when you're talking to somebody "as a friend" you act completely different to when you're no longer friends when your opinion takes a total nose dive and you start lying.

>negative
Did you read the image I posted? Xenovix was starting shit for no reason, just talking shit about one player to everybody else despite the fact that nobody else was talking about solarious.
>Why can't you guys just get along
If you read the image you'd see that solarious wanted xevonix to stop talking about them, if xevonix could've just done that I imagine they'd care a lot less and not be (rightfully) angry. Instead they get banned from the discord and the game, because somebody else was talking shit and they asked them to stop.

Just put yourself in their place for a second, you get banned from the discord, server and you get shitposted about all because you sent somebody a message.

It's almost 7am I need to start watching tv or something to pass the time instead
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>>168193432
should be valid on sight
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>>168194298
>because I can't be bothered to write all this stuff.
Or is it because you're lacking any substantive reasons and you're going off of feeling? I don't see how you can fault Solariousmeme for going on the memecord to clear their name.

>>168194665
>If xevonix did not wish to speak to solarious they could've easily blocked them, however they took it to the extreme, they got zealotron to ban them from the discord and also got pain to ban them from the game.
It's clear he just wanted revenge for being ban requested for metagay as a ghost. I remember reading that thread.

Morena's probably just shitstirring, feeling left out as all this shit about Zeolotron comes out.
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>>168195441
Wouldn't be surprised. Morena is acting like they occupy the moral high ground but they're a classic attention whore.

I remember when they supposedly quit /vg/, they were still in the discord under a fake name, then eventually admitted they were morena and is planning to appeal. I'm shocked they are not a girl irl, they act like one
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>>168195367
>It's almost 7am I need to start watching tv or something to pass the time instead
Why not play a few rounds of sp- HA WAIT NEVER MIND
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>>168195367
>it's almost 7am
>GMT: 5:59am

wtf?
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>>168195441
I'm not trying to shit stir. I don't want to do that, I just want this drama posting about Avada's stupid IC OOC incident to end, and now it's just devolved into shitposting about me and Solarious. I fucked up, I shouldn't have expected people to be decent.
>>168195558
I joined the discord like... a week or two ago and instantly changed my nickname to Morena so people knew who I was. I'm not under a fake name.
>>168195367
I'd love to comment about SJ but I genuinely don't remember anything except that he betrayed my trust by periodically sending our private conversations to other people to paint me in a negative light. Am I not allowed to be angry at that or something?
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>>168195685
>>168195785
I attempted to have a decent discussion with you, why does it always turn back into "you're solarious haha" with you people.

here's a hint, I am not them haha
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>>168195823
You magically don't remember the big shitshows you'd bring up asking him and others to stop?
Everyone remembers
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>>168195853
I know Morena, you're still banned. Why are you here? Why are you stirring the shit in a community you've been banished from?
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1.5 years ago
>newfag
>didn't understand any of the drama on the serb
>didn't know the identties and histories of the people involved
>wished I could know all this so I could fit in

now
>bitter middlefag
>understand all the drama
>know all the people involved
>know all their histories
>moderately dislike most of them
>wish my brain wasn't filed with all this useless information
>>
>>168196014
It's a shame that it turns out that the admin that 'wanted it done' and solarious to 'fuck off and die' is the one who keeps bringing it up over and over
What does it mean?
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>>168195823
>responds to one very small part of the post
But really you can be mad at SJ, it's completely fair to dislike somebody for any reason. However did you lobby for SJ to be banned from the game?

No, because you're a decent person and you can just ignore them. Think about this
>SJ acts like a dick in private messages
>Some people laugh, some think he's a dick

>Solarious acts like a dick in a private message
>Gets banned from the server and discord

They are similarish situations but this the end result was very different. This is an overreaction.
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>>168195823
>and now it's just devolved into shitposting about me
Because you got involved and namedropped yourself, you nerd. Before, we were all talking about that shitmin. If you didn't post about yourself in defence of that shitmin, nobody would have a bone to pick with you. Why is this so hard to understand? Why did you even identify yourself?

Oh, I remember, you get off on (You)s.
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>>168196121
did you feed me a (you) hoping I would take your side in this faggy drama?
i could not care less about this shit
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>>168196153
>>168196268
>>168196121
You're all legitimately sociopaths.


Post FAVORITE MAPS

Deff>Meta>>>Box>>>>>>Taxi>>>>>>>>Bus
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>>168196368
Why do you like Deff?
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who here /devilish/?

>drama about sawbones
>claims over morena stirring shit up
>leaked metaclub images and logs of sawbones saying questionable things
>its actually me stirring up shit and posting on both sides
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>>168196368
I really like Metaclub. The ghetto bar there is cosy and Maint has that cool trash cart.
The layout is fun too, it's a nicer map than the rest.
Taxi/Bus are novel but good ideas. I wish they would be fixed up so they work properly for low-pop.
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>>168196368
deff=box>meta>>>>>taxi>>>>>bus
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>>168196392
From a mechnical/technical (I guess that's the word?) perspective it's not very good. However the way the Maint is set up with all the different hidden areas is pretty cool. I really like how big it is, and I wish someone could refine all of it a bit more.
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>>168196397
we've been played
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>pain bans an unused account for "drama"
>ends up causing tons more drama than if he would have just left it all alone

What's pain's endgame?
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>>168196392
Stop asking for shitposts for once please. Wasn't last thread enough?
>>
Let's discuss the gameplay mechanics of the online computer role playing video game Space Station 13.
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>>168196368
my favorite station>everyone else's
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>>168196397
>>168196598
(You)
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>>168196397
tfw /devilish/

>in the metaclub
>always start anti-metaclub arguments
>sometimes I argue both sides for like 3 posts of just responding to myself
>end on a really retarded point and watch the argument fly off the handle with 5+ jumping in


>>168196604
Pain just wants a promotion to head of IT at the office job he works, he's trying to prove to his boss he can control the internet by creating drama.
>>
You do realise you're talking about Solarious. They will do anything to stir up drama and I'm sure they were sitting in the pupper discord for quite a while, waiting for the things to spark.
>>
>>168196604
>>168196669

For fucks sake What is wrong with you
>>
Looks like I'm gonna have to start using my trip :/
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>>168196770
Maybe you could skip the Probe shitposting hour for today and maybe forever?
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>>168195823
SOLARIOUS
YOU ARE BANNED
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
NOBODY BUT YOU CARES
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, YOU WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN.

If you want to fucking know, avada got a day ban for ick ock the second time they did it. This is the standard punishment for it, because Kammer remembered they had ick ock'd before via Discord. The standard ban length for ick ock is 15 minutes. Maybe Zealotron should have applied a note, but why should he log into ss13 from EVE to apply a 15 minute ban? He spoke to them to stop. They didn't do it, and got a day ban for repeat offenses and hasn't since.
You are running in circles around a resolved issue to feed your grudge ego for a game you aren't part of. What is your major malfunction?
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>>168196669
wtf
thats not what i copy pasted
so uhh

um

morena is shitposting in the thread and im trying 2 get thme to stop
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Time to adopt a trip, thanks guys.
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>>168196890
We saw the first time
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>euros(except morena) and americans are all asleep
>shitposting runs rampant

Asians confirmed for shitposters?
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>>168196843
Wasn't this posted yesterday?
>>168196846
Wasn't this posted today?

Remove time suit
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>>168196770
>Probe's trip has Ass in it

bestmin

question for you probe: which waifu has the best ass?
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>>168196943
i'm only not asleep because i went clubbing and ended up laying on the floor of a shitty apartment for a few hours on tuesday and i passed out when i got home later and i couldn't fix my sleeping pattern cause i got really sick
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>>168196943
I have been metagaming with Rin all night i'm not asleep
t. surfer girl
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>>168197274
this isn't your blog morena. that's what discord is for.

Read the rules of 4chan, especially /vg/ and remember to stay on topic to the game's discussion :) friendly reminder from your fellow gamer-bro. Catch you space side mr slips HONK if you're a syndie!
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This is the real trip, pic related as proof.
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>>168197425
>e and 1 overlap
What did he mean by this?
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>>168197425
>>
I think we should just

You know

Kill pomf
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>>168197398
that's such a weird sentence at the end man but yeah i know i'm tired
on-topic: if anyone has some sheetmusic they want midi'd and converted for spess instruments, pm me on the discord and i'll get around to it, it's fun to transcribe music when i'm bored.
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>>168197530
>no ckey
>>
daily reminder generals that are too much shitposting and metaposting and not enough game posting get full on deleted


maybe it's our time to go
>>
We're working on a way to ban Avada and Zealot together in a server-wide event similar to the Krampus bannings. However, it'll be a full-blown adminbus.

Both of them know, it's just shitposting and jokes until the event's ready. Zealot gets a no-appeal perma, Avada gets an appeal-in-six-months.
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>>168197648
You know what needs to go?

sawbones
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>>168197648
Not yet
>>
>>168197703
>>168197714
fuck you
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>>168197821
morena is shitposting in the thread can you 2 get thme to stop pls
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>>168197886
nobody can tell me what to do
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I'M GONNA PRESS IT
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>>168197926
morena go to sleep and stop shitposting about the metaclub, come snuggle up and we'll watch simpsons
>>
Anyway love ya probe thanks for being such a good guy.
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>>168197994
i can't sleep i'm sick. plus the simpsons wouldn't be on tv at this hour

here's a midi for a song i used to play on the spess guitar a lot: https://onlinesequencer.net/407350
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We need rocket launchers
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Sup guys Probe here this is my real trip

pic for proof attached
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>>168198258
actually the lyrics are:
woke up at home off that molly, bad bitch red bone on my body
smelling like patron in mi casa, that was one hell of a party
wake n bake, then i'm right in it, don't ask in the morning i just hit it
then she gon skate like shes tony hawk, and man i'm right back on my sinning
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>>168198226
Wow that's really easy to put into byond
Thanks for nothing cunt
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>>168198634
you can get the tool to convert midi to spess format here: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/tree/eace4eec148e8a366ee2fe6673f852b59a2e77b1/tools/midi2piano/midi2piano/bin/x86/Release
I don't have it right now because i'm on a different machine. plus, you get to listen to it before you do it, a bonus, no?
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>>168198634
yeah there's a converter from midi to .abc
it actually is very easy to convert
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>>168198226
Jesus you have been banned for a long time
You know there's a limit to the number of notes you can put into an instrument right? A song this long would never get passed maybe half that intro

Which begs the question of why are you still here?
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>new player looks at our general
>leaves in disgust
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>>168199180
Guess I'll have to advertise on /v/ again
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idions
just spess, no more than spess
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>>168199180
Is has gone down in quality since I started playing. I'd lurk in these threads ages before I started playing because of funny stories.
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>>168199257
wwhat even is that morenam jeeez louis canning??? nbc teh goof life
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>>168199093
Unless there was a major change in the last two months that completely cut down the size a song can be, this fits. It's not a complicated song full of chords and stuff, it definitely fits.
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>>168199337
that's not space that's /tv/
get back on track
post SPESS
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Why all this drama? Where does it even come from?
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>>168199439
>>168199257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nHLHDtyVA
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>>168199439
Zealotron shitposts on the threads, using admin info to attack players trying leading to an eventual bans against people he doesn't like
Admins are hiding information which is odd when /vg/station has always been transparent about how decisions are made and evidence to the part.
>>
>>168199809
I'll be happy to give you whatever information you think is not being given and to push for transparency about that (as long as it's not one of the very few things we can't share because it defeats the point, but that doesn't seem like the case here)
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>>168199257
spess X D
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>>168200007
C O M P L A I N T S
where?
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>>168200271
Oh, Pain's Ban Wars: The Phantom Menace
Yeah, can't help you there, sorry. I know about as much as you do.
>>
>spread non-killing virus
>WEEK BAN

>someone purges the AI/borgs as non-antag and they immediately kill everyone
>day ban

Yes, I'm antagonaled
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>>168200007
>sawbones perma and facts leading to out in the open
>morena's perma and facts leading to out in the open
>sue's permas and facts leading to out in the open
>carshalash perma and facts leading to out in the open

>both solarious' permas sprung from nowhere on offical platforms and hidden away
?????
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>>168200397
You must have some idea. There's an admin section in the discord where you talk about all kinds of shit. You're saying nothing's ever come up that could lead any decisions anywhere that the community would have no idea about?
>>
>>168200456
>>168200679
Yeah, like I said, I know about as you do. I know Pain was trying to phrase the ban reason in a sensible way and that he got a complaint just before he decided to ban Solarious, but that looks like it. Guessing the complaint is from Xevonix from the timing, but I don't know.
>>
>>168200679
That's why a discord is retarded
/vg/station do on fine without one, then sawbones comes along and it's a big issue that takes three tries and I'm not even sure it's been gotten right yet
But the laundry list of 'what was okay until sawbones came' is too long to get into detail without shitposters crawling out the woodworks and ruining another general to whitewash everything agaain
>>
>>168200898
Honestly, it's great for having access to all admins for opinions on an issue or for trialmins to ask questions in a way that previous things just didn't do, but it would also be nice to have a way to provide a more reliable form of transparency about the channel.
The ahelp channel is neat too
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>>168200007
Why are you scared of the server dying? If it stopped wouldn't that just give you a lot more free time and less stress?
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Close encounters of the spooky kind
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>>168190112
>tfw make Cult Bar, and convert the Captain, and an ERT member.
>>
>trader comes to station
>cult trying to summon narsie in front of him
>he leaves immediately
kek

Also sorry to the nonantag I fried.
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>>168201104
I love the server, though. I love the people and the gameplay and the coders and the drama
I wouldn't want you people any other way than angry about bad guys on a nameless Tibetan shadowplay symposium
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>>168196368
highpop taxi > boggs > metter > lowpop taxi
>>> meme maint monster mash >>>>>> (((Bus)))
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>zealotron thinks he's going to stay
>when admins before him have been deadmined that were less shit than him

Best part is that he wont be able to ban me before it's too late
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>>168202164
What if he just sticky bans the entire server?
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>>168202246
But that's just most stickybans because BYOND a shit
It's the reason I never ever hit the stickyban button - our evade detection is getting pretty good with Goonchat and inbuilt HWLink and the new rapsheet and whatever, so I'd rather that than risk banning everyone
>>
>>168202246
Wouldn't suprise me if he ended up hosting his own server. He can't stop hosting extra discords even now
>>
Albert Bernd!
Sarah Johnson!
Jamarion Graham!
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>>168203016
The Autisquad
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>>168201472
traders are magnets for funny shit
>>
>blob on station, shits fucked
>adminbus response team to handle it
>response team is goats
>admin forgot goats are for vines
>we all surround the blob and do nothing, unable to attack
>goats die in seconds due to no air
>sends in mexico's finest, the goat wizard Antonio de Santa Lopez
>try to ring of fire, it does nothing
>respawn with fireball
>accidentally blow self up with fireball
>LA CUCARACHA! LA CUCARACHA!
>>
>>168206667
You just can't make this shit up.
>>
>on really good pace for getting all the powers by 12:45
>roboticist decides to kill everyone instead
>theres like 15 players and 4 antagonists so shit just keeps happening

we tried
>>
>>168206667
the second i saw that the 'hero of mejico' was another goat, i wanted to cry.
both actually and out of laughter.
you guys are a bunch of cocks and the fact that i survived that shift is some bullshit.

la cucaracha! la cucaracha!
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oops
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>>168206805
mrfoster please go
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>>168190112
Why the fuck do we need to two fucking hand shotguns with this god fucking awful ui? What the actual fuck. At what point do you delude yourself into thinking this helps anything in anyway unless your goal is to shit up the game even more?
>>
>>168206872
Ask for a revert then.
>>
>>168206831
"no"
>>
>>168206974
I shouldn't even have to. How the fuck does this even fucking happen? Some things should stay abstracted and this is way over the line.
>>
>>168207020
Kolith did it, that's how it happened, and the only way its getting reverted is if you ask for it to be reverted.

So, get your ass in the coding discord to know how to revert, the github so you can actually revert and do that if you don't like it.
>>
>>168207020
How to revert:

Register for Github

Open the PR you hate

Hit the Revert button near the bottom of the PR below where it says Merged

A new PR is opened reverting the change
>>
How do you 2hand anything?
>>
>>168207428
Hotkeys, enable those and press z when your hand is on the 2 handing object. That, or you could be a pleb and click the item like the unrobust fag you are.
>>
"Jobs that will get you banned"-Tier list:

One fuckup and you're out tier:
>silicon
>engineering/atmos
>toxins
>virology

Slightly above average tier:
>HoS, Captain
>Sec
>supply

Assistant tier:
>greyshirt
>bartender

Slightly less likely tier:
>HoP
>clown
>mime
>general science

It's probably your fault and you deserve it tier:
>botanist
>xenobio
>chaplain

How do you even - tier:
>medical
>librarian
>chef
>>
>>168207580
>>medical
Not THAT hard. Just grief.
>>
>>168207580
>chef
Feed everyone carp and forget how it's toxic.
Get some fucker who downs eight plates of it and drops dead.
>>
>>168207580
>Barternders getting banned at all
>Medical in How do you even when dragon was deadmined because of it
>Engies in the one fuckup and die when several newbies blow up the sme and its fine or accidentally loose and get away with it.
>>
>>168207580
>librarian
Spread loli porn
>>
>make murder mobile
>let the clown ride it
>he's a party pooper and turns it off
caw
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I love it when people write detailed newscaster stories.
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>>168207580
>librarian
Edit the Space Law wiki page because you got arrested and got autistically angry at sec about it
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>>168207856
I meant to give him an award but never did
>>
>>168207580
>chef
>put out only mommi spaghetti
>>
>>168207505
or press page down
>>
>>168207856
>>168208059
>can't get details like this as an AI newscaster
fuck
>>
>>168207741
The toxin in carp doesn't work that fast (also you can remove it with the food processor)

You could kill someone by cooking botany's poison apples into any apple food, like apple pie or apple cake. This is cyanide and works instantly.
>>
>wake up
>zealotron not headmin

???
>>
How do you hold something up to show everyone? Like an ID or an Item?
>>
>>168210896
>wake up
>zealotron not permabanned
????
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>>168211175
show-held-item in the command bar
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>>168211175
It's a verb.
>>
>>168211175
>>168211473
Or in the object tab, if you prefer that.
>>
>>168211473
>>168211175
I made a macro for this and its pretty godly. I just press 2 on the keypad and its done.

My favorite macros are:
Toggle magboots on h so I can do it quickly and painlessly.

Show-held-item on keypad 2 so I can show people things quickly before they walk off.

Open locker on keypad 3 so I can quickly scoop up tons of shit in a locker by toggling it open and shut.
>>
>>168211623
post macros
>>
>>168211657
>tfw bauds never made a verb for siren helmets

Its a good thing because I'd spam it to HELL but I still want it.
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>all this drama

what else have i missed?
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>>168211960
There isn't really any drama its just anonymous banned users shitposting.
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>arrive late to station as HoP
>power is failing across the board
>captain being a lazy piece of shit and just fucking around in his office
>no engineers
>take it upon myself to go set up power since nobody seems to be in need of ID changes
>get killed
>get revived
>go back to doing engineering work around the station while being mindful of anyone ringing the HoP desk bell (HoP PDA alerts you)
>captain and his meta fuccboi security heads suddenly arrest me and search me asking why I'm not sitting at my desk doing nothing despite the station running on a skeleton crew with lots of engineering related work to do
>try to explain that I'm doing repairs around the station while also making sure to listen for any desk bell alerts through my PDA
>get demoted to station engineer with less access than a station engineer actually has
>nobody manning HoP desk now
>have to alert the captain that a mime has been waiting at the desk for several minutes ringing the bell
>decide I'm done with this shit, place supermatter shard beside HoP door and lure the captain out so that it knocks him out / stunlocks him so I can get my stuff back
>some retard runs right into it, despite it being right in the open and very visible, as I'm about to start getting my stuff back from the captain
>cap gets up and kills me
>banned
Sure I shouldn't have used the supermatter shard but still the captain was a shithead.
>>
>>168212420
Captain was too busy securing roundstart valids to care about things like "power" or "not using your laser on everything that moves"
>>
>>168212420
>get banned
>immediately post about it in the thread
I acknowledge you are upset anon but you have about half a minute to delete it.

You damn well know better and I'm not pleased.
>>
>>168212420
Purplenum you're kind of a cunt half the time. You need to cool it a bit, man.
>>
some of the captains we've had recently i really dont get why they're allowed to be captain
>>
>>168212825
There are no prerequisites for being captain other than an overinflated ego
>>
>>168212762
I'm a cunt all the time, not half the time.

>>168212726
Not upset, just posting my OC story :)
>>
>>168211319
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /ss13g/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>
>>168212903
Is this OC
>>
>>168212903
chill dude its just a game :D
>>
>>168212420
>admins calling victims rando cunts

w-we have feelings too :(
>>
>>168212420
DELETE THIS
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>>168213030
sorry lad but you victims are just another statistic collaborating the story of my ban valid collections
>>
>>168213332
gee thanks stalin
>>
>>168212420
That has to be worst written ban I've ever read
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13978
>Muscle Mass, Gains, Barbells

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13983
>Adds a new HoS coat

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13991
>.45 lethal and practice rounds now weaken rather than stun
Discuss.
>>
>>168213976
>Muscle mass
Oh boy, time to set my autoclicker and punch the clown to death
>HoS coat
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>.45 lethal and practice weaken rather than stun
I want to see a webm of the slowdown from the guy who wanted to make the pistols cost 2k before I say its good or not.
>>
>>168213976
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13978
>Muscle Mass, Gains, Barbells
Haha look how strong I am after autoclicking for ten minutes :))))

>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13983
>Adds a new HoS coat
Pointless. Just some fag who plays HoS too much wants his own special coat.

>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13991
>.45 lethal and practice rounds now weaken rather than stun
Who cares?
>>
>>168214145
>>168214142
why are you guys so mean
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>>168214461
Cisrox, Im a greyshit at heart, there is no denying it, so when I see my fellow tidal wave with a future of autoclickers/hotkey attackself spam to fistfight spiders or, more realistically, the clown/sec, I see that as a bad thing.
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>>168214142
>I want to see a webm of the slowdown from the guy who wanted to make the pistols cost 2k before I say its good or not.
It's the same slowdown as what you get just before you fall asleep when sleep tox'd.
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>>168214773
And I don't remember that slowdown, so show it in a webm.
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>Join mid-round
>Exit entry shuttle, fall over to pressure twice, die
>Be cloned
>Fall over to pressure twice, puncture lung
>Med fixes it
>Make third holy voyage to my office
>Fall over and die

I just took it as a sign my god didn't want me to live at that point
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>>168213976
Muscle mass is a good stat to implement but the way you obtain it is not fun nor would it lead to anything but greytides punching everything to death

everything else is inconsequential and as long as it doesn't hamper performance who cares if it's in
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>>168212420
Cool story, except the captain would have 100% died of radiation several times over if I had not been a borer in his chest pumping him full of arithrazine and other healing chems.

He also got lucky he didn't run into it and vaporize in the first place.

This is not how to HoP. This is not even how to nonantag assistant.
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>>168214909
>>Make third holy voyage to my office
Sometimes you join and the game just says no
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>>168215043
Yea at least dead chat was pretty chill
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>>168215027
Assuming HoP paid attention to the comms, what's exactly wrong with fixing up the power 30 minutes into the round because the captain couldn't give a shit?

The captain was a powertripping retard, poor escalation on HoPs part but it's a poorer initiation from the validhunting captain
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>>168215190
>what's exactly wrong with fixing up the power
nothing
>The captain was a powertripping retard,
correct
>poor escalation on HoPs part
Very correct, and that's where it ends. Engineering gives you PLENTY of tools to fuck powertripping retards, even without full access. Trying to knock someone out with the shard is not a proper solution.
It's a fucking stupid thing to do, full retard captain or not. Should've ahelped.
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>>168212825
Existing for 2 weeks and the poor decision making to babyshit you niggers or be a griefing waste of space are the only requirements

>>168214909
>>168215043
>Robo almost immediately tries to onehuman the AI in fucking lowpop what a gem
>Other double agent outs himself and gets his butt plugged by the captain for being a retard
>1 eng braindeads
>1 quits or dies fuck if we even know
>AI fucks off on us
>HoP we didn't even know we had somehow had managed to end up dead on the derelict instead of doing his job
>Immediately fucks around after cloning prompting the captain to crawl up his asshole
>Then taunts the captain after because the HoP is a retarded fucking child
>No medbay for ages
>QM has to do power
>Engineers going forward are dead or braindead constantly
>Robo gives up making his apology pies for release and cuts off his foot
>HoP allegedly tries to kill the cap or vice versa regardless he's dead and gone
>Had to move the oxyminer after meteors blew out atmos so distro was pressurized again
>Frequently having to take people to medbay to save them from their retarded selves
>1 officer is IMDC
>Captain suicides without telling us leaving the QM a borer away from a tense shootout
>Pussy syringed while trying to find the mechanic that got zas'd into space
>Janiborg ignores me
>The shuttle has been called
>Janiborg one human'd and given kill all nonhumans :^) in fucking lowpop
I don't even know what's the fucking point
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>>168215190
That's not how it went, of course. The HoP got himself killed trying to teleport into engineering to do power stuff. Nobody knew.

What the captain was doing, while an actual engineer was then setting up power, was dealing with two confirmed syndies all through the bridge and up to the brig. after shit went down in robotics.

The cherry on top is that it was the captain who spurred the search for the missing HoP, and saved him from the depths of space where he'd foolishly spaced himself due to using the un-testfired teleporter instead of a crowbar to try to get to engineering.

Once the cap had the HoP cloned and revived, he changed the color of the HoP's ID as a joke, and the HoP took it poorly and started fucking around, acting like an antagonist, in retaliation.

After getting himself arrested and actually demoted for being a shit, the HoP started making threats and openly claiming to have stashed all access IDs all over the station.

That's about the time the captain was tending to the mime at HoPdesk, who by the way the captain had, himself, told to come to the HoPdesk earlier to give botany access, but got sidetracked by some suspicious shit in maintainence for literally a minute and a half.

The mime ringing the desk bell got the demoted HoPgineer so angry, he murdered an assistant and would have murdered the captain as well with the supermatter shard if I hadn't been spamming borer chems into the captain.

Only thing the captain did really wrong was failing to get the rogue demoted HoP under control sooner. He kept the banter up and gave him too many chances because he thought it was funny.
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>>168214889
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>>168213976
>High Frequency Machete as uplink item
>Sundowner coat as HoS-locker item
What did they mean by this.
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>>168215608
You forgot the part where an actual engineer did set up power in engineering, but then went braindead and left shit turned up too high which exploded, forcing QM to set up power in cargo.

That part's important, because it happened in the point in time where the rogue HoP claims the captain should have been doing something about power. There was no point where the captain wasn't handling something more pressing, or had every reason to believe someone else was handling power.
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People who mainly post on the discords OOC piss me off
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>>168216070
You forgot the part where there was no engineering staff for the first half of the round, until after the HoP got killed trying to set up power.
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>>168216070
As far as I know, they got sick of the hop not handling the bell, nobody could find him so they searched finding him dead in space for no reasonable reason which pissed everyone involved off. After cloning fucked around more as more hop/bell spam was going down that lead to a demotion when he was fucking around with wall rot and other shit instead of manning the desk. Afterwards he went and got one of his 2959025 spares and instead of being a functioning person who could cut their losses and move on from the job he wasn't doing anyway taunted and escalated leading to the whole shit show. It was stupid on both sides and got out of control.
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>>168212420
>drag the super matter into a main corridor as non antag
>get banned
Wow badmins
Seriously no matter how much of a shitter you think the captain was being your reaction was plain retarded
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>>168216369
Nah, I covered that in >>168215913
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>>168215608
>IMDC
???
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>>168216580
Isolated, missing, detained, or captured. Sec gps never went off, as listed as unknown, and no ashes so yeah.
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>>168216070
>>168215913
>>168215027
>the captain, who is already known by ckey to metagame with other people, has a borer who vehemently defends him hours after the round is over despite the logs contradicting everything he says
Hmm, makes you think...
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>>168216685
Oh yeah, I put on a mask and got catte beasted which instantly deleted all my items
fun
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>>168216768
>a borer, who is there to witness 99% of everything the captain goes through, because borer, sees the same shitter who almost killed him and the captain while nonantag telling lies in the thread about what happened
>sets it straight, because saw it all, so why not?

Also, please quote the logs where they contradict anything I've said, much less "everything". I won't hold my breath, though.
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Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Which Husbando/Waifu is your Valentine?
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>>168212420
>>168212879
I wouldn't have gave a shit about you and probably demoted the captain when he flew off the rails over petty shit in lowpop if I didn't have to pull you out of the fucking derelict. That doesn't make me his metabuddy. We're clearly not you, we don't know the full list of your actions and motivations. What we do know is that a hop with no business being on the derelict is there, dead, which we only find out because he's not doing his job to the point that your problem became our problem. Then you appear to be fucking around more after. You got mauled by the innocent hand in the cookie jar sitch. It happens, it sucks. Your reaction just took a bad time and doubled down again and again. Nothing engineering-wise has a hard id check so you can truck on fine

Unless you're on walk/mags/starving it's easy to run into a shard. You created the hazard, you own the consequences
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>>168216948
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>>168212594
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
Dead people can't emote pen, speak pass phrases, and beheaded men don't sit back up. :^D
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>>168216768
>dragonbro
>metagame

what?
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>>168216997
I'm going to try to go on a date with literally everyone I see
If I try sixty people in a day i'm bound to at least get one person to accept right
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>>168216812
Well, shit, sorry I blasted you away after you became Ian and then turned back into a catbeast
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>>168215978
Aright, good shit sonix, seems fine by me.
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>>168218375
He's just shitposting cause he's asshurt
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>test server set on "extended"
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>>168218989
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
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>>168218989
How is a separate server always fucked up, I just don't understand.
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>>168216997
If they chloral, strip me and then space me for being an antag does it count as a date?
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>>168219091
Would you kill someone you love because of love?
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>>168219076
That's shit and outdated. If I post a better one, will someone screenshot it for posterity, and stop using this crap image?
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>>168219309
Gee you fucking faggot, what do you think?
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>>168219309
Just screenshot it yourself anon, print screen and ctrl-v in Paint and snip off the excess.
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>>168219308
Only if they are valid
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has this been fixed yet or is it intentional?
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>>168218565
I outright asked you to kill me man
I can live with being turned valid, but not having any of my gear at all is a death sentence
If I don't have my holobadge I'm dead already
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>>168213976
>finally will have a use for my lifting meme static outside of creatine memes

yes

yessss
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>>168222612
No you wont
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>>168220475
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13975
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>>168213976

We will make the greytide great again! Tremendous gains. We will have the best gains. THE. BEST.
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>>168216997
None of them.
Waifushit is cancer and needs to die, it's taking things too far.
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>>168223586
ur just jelly hachi doesnt wuv wu
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>>168223758
w-wow
;_;
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there I "fixed" the test server
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>>168223758
Too harsh
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reminder that birbs are cute

reminder that vox are not birbs, they are horrifying, quilled, beaked raptor-like monstrosities
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>>168224885
posts that are true facts #1
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Newfag just rolling on through; that's some neat drama you've got going on in here.

Anyway, just wanted to get a general consensus on which server to pick for general "fun". From the sound of it, Baystation sounds a little too strict about RP, so I'm assuming the main one would be a good choice?

I just want to do some light-hearted RP, do a job well, and maybe even have some fun as a traitor, nothing too big.
I don't care about winning or losing, either, just the enjoyment, y'know?
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>>168225621
Then you're shit out of luck and the closest place you'll get to that is Urist, and Urist has basically no players until 6 PM EST.

/vg/ is dead and comparable to Hippie, and Hippie is just TTT with even shittier graphics.
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>>168225621
/vg/station is ours, which might be what you mean as the 'main one'. It's what we'll all tell you to play, largely.
You should also give some other servers a go, for your own sake. Just to try 'em out, and see what you like.
>>168225721
wrong
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>not combining Rin meat with your faggot sausages
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>>168225781
>being delusional
/vg/ is literally hippie at this point, there is no roleplay, only memes in character and halfassed hitler/commie/grand oompa loompa gimmicks.
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>>168225881
t. angry banned user shilling for Urist
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>>168225881
Fuck off Solarious what is your problem dude
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>>168225881
There's an occasional round like that, but I've had plenty of high-quality roleplaying on the serbian.
Just need to luck out and have fewer shit people playing.
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>>168225621
Go with /vg server ignore the bullshit drama in the thread it's being caused by people that don't even play.
Use the wiki it will help you alot and has guides for most things, don't be afraid to ask for help, keep you antag roles switched off for a couple of weeks until you are comfortable with the basics
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>>168225904
Never been banned, my man. Just a realist who's not going to let ebin memes like 'muh server pride' get in the way of seeing the fact that /vg/ has gone from circling the drain to washing into the sewer.

>>168225923
>everyone who disagrees with me is solarious
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>when the badass skeleton RD saves the engineer, and then Hulks it up to save himself.

Must thank that geneticist for that.
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>Slaughtered the HoP with my first rod throw
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>>168225881
The only "memes" I ever see on the server are from greytide-only shitters.
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Death did them part.
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>>168225783
P I N
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>>168225881
>Be shit that doesn't roleplay only memes in character and halfassed hitler/commie/grand oompa loompa gimmicks.
>Hunts for ban valids and gets it wrong a lot
>Get banned for being shit
>Shitpost where you can't even play anymore
What's it like Solarious?
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>Ask Head of Personnel for CMO access for virus crates
>He asks me if I want it mild or spicy
>Say mild and wonder what he's talking about
>He pulls out his egun and stuns his desk because the fucking windoors are closed
>He proceeds to laser me out of embarrassment because that's the appropriate response to someone asking for access

>Later he comes in dead
>No pulse

Don't shoot Medbay personnel if you think you might die.
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>>168225781
Yeah, that's the one I meant. I'll try that first.

>>168225952
Yeah, I stayed up all night reading the wiki.
I'll try not to be too shitty of a "greyshit".

Thanks.
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>>168225881
>/vg/ is literally hippie

Every single fucking day, I swear its like Goof is shitposting the thread daily.
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>>168226156
Isn't he fully bullied out of /tg/ now too?
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Also whoever that doctor was in Medbay you were great and really friendly/helpful. A genuinely nice person to be around.
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>>168226103
fuckin dunked
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>>168226153
Can you try being new and retarded on some public server and come back when you're confident you wont fuck things up please?
Or download the code and host a solo server please
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Stop replying to D&C goon faggots. All they have is despair and anguish.
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>>168226193
Don't know abot that, he was however banned from the /vg/ git, TG should be getting rid of him one of these days.
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>>168226153
Also you will end up dead alot of the time for reasons you won't understand at the start..... Just try to take something away from each death
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NEED this sprited lads
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>>168226245
>waahh i want everyone to powergame and know what every antag is

How about you fuck off? You're the reason /vg/ is going down the shitter so quickly, because all you want people to do is do everything perfectly and kill the antag.
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>>168226245
Oh look it's the guy that never ever fucked when he was new you are awesome man
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So I started playing a few days ago on some /tg/ server I found on google and I was surprise to know that neither /tg/ or /vg/ uses it. Why? Is there a difference between the servers?
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>>168226556
What server famalam we can't guess what some random servers codebase uses.
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>>168226556
All the servers have different code people autists with aspergers are terrible.
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>>168226556
also if you want the answer for us:

Because we've spent the last four years creating our own game the way we want it and we're not going to rebase to someone elses code.
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>>168226541
I didn't say I have never fucked up, I just wasn't stupid enough to force other people to take responsibility and fuck up rounds for no reason but the 'lols spess is so wacky' attitude new players have
Which is why I didn't spend that time on /vg/station

>>168226507
Sure buddy being experianced with a game is really ruining /vg/station for everyone
Dumb fuck
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>>168226556
TG is an offshoot off the old /tg/ server that got so cancerous that nobody wanted it anymore.

Every server has it's own codebase, they're all different.
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>>168226245
Is it really that bad over there?
That's actually a pretty good idea, if more than a basic reading comprehension can't prevent that.

>>168226392
I figured it'd probably be something like that. I'm not one to get salty over things like that, though, so it should be fine.
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>>168226626
>>168226660
>>168226727
>>168226746
byond://game.tgstation13.org:1337 and 2337
Found it in here: https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide
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>>168226436
i just might do it
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>>168226731
>everything is supersrs powergaming and if you fuck up you're making the round worse

Fuck off back to Bay or whatever shithole you crawled out of. Newfags fucking up is literally one of the best things for a round, because it keeps everything from being a stale match of powergay.
Now go away.
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>>168226731
Fuck off, new people show up all the time.
So what if some greyshirt accidentally beats himself to death with a toolbox? Doesn't stop you from doing anything.

If they're really in your way just dunk them down disposals and do whatever you need to do so badly, else just fuck off.

>>168226795
Don't worry about that guy, feel free to join whenever. Keep the wiki open, don't ask OOC questions in IC, read the wiki, hit F1 if you have questions about game mechanics and read the wiki.
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>>168226795
Don't bother with the 'muh private serb' fag.
Just jump in and learn by error. You'll make the round a hell of a lot more interesting for everyone by screwing up and not knowing things.
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>>168226836
That's literally /tg/station though. The largest and oldest open source codebase.

We don't use it because
1. We're already indirectly branched off of it but have some style disagreements. The code went open source. They made their own codebase. Then Bay branched off their code. Then (four years ago) we branched off Bays code.

2. Currently they have a game that's pretty action oriented and we prefer an action-rp mix.

3. We've spent that aforementioned 4 years having our own code and our own things. /tg/ has ported plenty of stuff from us and vice versa we've ported plenty of stuff from them. We don't need to use their code to grab something really cool. We can just grab that one thing and add it here.
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>>168226731
Honestly it's pretty difficult as a newbie you completely fuck someone's round up unless you try and set the singulo up the first time you play or something. It's far more likely that some faggot griefing banbaiter will wreck your round because they actually know how the game works
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>>168227176
This. Actual new players don't fuck anything up. Griefers who find the server do. It's very different.
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>>168226836
You wonder why I stand and hate you even more. Despair ang Anguish deep to the core. You may as weel be Goon, you suckass self eating pile of mosquito shit.
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>>168226836
Anon, let me put it this way.

/tg/, the board, wants nothing to do with TG, the ss13 server. It is named TG becaause it isn't related to /tg/, d20 station is, but TG is so cancerous and shit that the board wanted nothing to do with it.

Its a bad sever with mostly shit code, sso we don't use it. Please don't start spouting that TG is good anon, because its unanimously agreed that TG is a festering shitpile of redditor faggots who can't handle appendicitis.
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>>168227176
'It's pretty difficult to '
sorry about the English on my phone
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>>168216070
He didn't set the injection rate too high, I was an admin during that round and the injection rate was never higher than 4.

The player who built the AME would've needed to be really petty to play the "I build a 1 core AME and let it blow an hour after I'm gone from the shift xDDDD" game since that's pretty much what seems to have happened since there's no logs of how many cores an AME has.

A look through his notes and history makes me think it was an accident, an accident that barely did any more damage than the AME room it was in during deadpop.
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>>168227296
Why would you hate him for picking the first choice on the list?
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>tfw we'll never have goon's traits system
>tfw we'll never have goon's hair system
>tfw we'll never have any of the cool concepts from goon because nobody wants to work with the italian all-you-can-eat spaghetti buffet that is gooncode
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>>168227535
You're not fooling anyone. There is no consideration. There is no negotiation.
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>>168227695
God I would love to have goon genetics but lets face reality.

Goon genetics works because its secret.

We aren't going closed source ever.

Players looking up the code means its not at all challenging and ruins the games balance.
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>>168227695
goonecode on all maps should be replaced with spaghetti
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>>168227695
Literally cloning my fork of bleeding edge RIGHT NOW
but I don't really feel like joining a coder discord for all the drama shitposting related to every discord this server's had so don't expect anything soon
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>>168227986
You can be in the discord and not participate in any drama.
I'm in both the coder and normal one and I haven't seen or participated in any
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that was a nice chill round.

sorry to the engy who had to finish the singulo for me. i ahelped to see if i could test fire it somehow and the admin said thats not a feature and also i did it wrong and i didnt want to unleash death on us all
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>>168227986
>coding discord
>drama
Every kind of drama stopped when celt was banned. Don't fall for memes.
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>>168227986
>>168228597
I don't think we've ever gotten in a throw shit at each other fight in the coding discord.
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Server's doing good. Pain has changed a few ridiculous rules for the better (on the forums), population is extremely strong and I cannot say that I disagree with any of the bans as of late. Sure, there's been some heavy shitposting, but it hasn't affected the admin team at all, which has kept a cool head (assuming it wasn't Zealotron shitposting). New, actually good features are being added (gains!).
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>>168228790
Please take me with you to your timeline
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>>168228790
What did he mean by this?
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>>168228790
>New, actually good features are being added (gains!).
>New, actually good features
>(gains!)
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>>168228790
how are gains are good idea
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>>168228790
Everything''s going down the shitter. Population is through the roof and rounds suffer because of it. Solarious was banned unjustly because Pain didn't like his anti-metaclub stance. Pain and Zealot are tyrants.
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>>168229161
>Solarious was banned unjustly
>person who harasses other people so much he gets banned for it
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HEY FAGGOTS REMEMBER TO POST FEEDBACK
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>>168229258
Then why is xevonix still around after his stint with Morena?
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but then id need to make an account when im on 4chan because i like everyone being some random nobody
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>>168229394
haven't you heard? poor xevonix got harrassed by shiggy for like 6 months
so it's okay for him to do it
boy xevonix sure isn't a fucking hypocrite is he
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Is the server on the top right? Whenever I join I can't click on anything nad there doesn't seen to have anyone.
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>>168229568
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

Sounds like you're joining the test server. Join this.
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which waifu would you E R P with?
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>>168229568
open client
click the wheel in top right
click open location
byond://ss13.moe:1337 paste that in the top
click ok

game will then load. takes a bit for all the menus to load for me
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>>168230529
No one because Hachi is the only good one and she's pure, pure!
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>>168230619
You just gave him the address to the TEST SERVER.
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>>168230751
but its the address i use every time
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>>168229917
>>168230619
>>168230751
>>168230929
Well, 1337 worked for me, 7777 isn't working though.
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>>168231243
That's because it's the test server.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
That's the one you want.
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>>168229258
>Harass

Literally messaged xevonix once and got banned for it.
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>tfw pain is on the verge of banning anyone who doesn't bow down and lick his boots
/vg/ is getting too real for me
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>>168233530
>Shitposting about pain to try and discredit him
Only griffons dislike pain.
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>>168233725
t. Pain
>>
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13984
>someone can theoretically griff and out the AI as using an autoborger, even though once it's borging time it's pretty obvious that bad shit is going down, and even then seeing like 10 borgs on the camera/robocontrol list 10 minutes in is suspicious no matter the name


coders pls.

coders

you have to stop trying to fix things that aren't an actual problem

especially when your "fix" will cause actual problems
>>
>>168233725
Pain is a retard who isn't worthy or qualified to be an admin. He has a bay-sized stick up his ass and he's overall just a fucking retard, with his fucking 'muh peanut gallery' bullshit.
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>>168234121
t. shitter
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>>168234161
Go back to your containment discord pain
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>>168234161
>everyone who doesn't like a man with his ass shoved up his head who's singlehandedly managed to fuck our ban request system is a griefer

Literally never been banned once in my life.
>>
How long to bay rounds last? And are their jobs very different from ours?

I know they're doing some military bullshit with the new map, but what about scientist, engineer, MD, etc?
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>latejoin as cmo
>hop tells me that the captain is "special", and that this is an NT experiment
>take care of the captain better than my own son
>come up with a plan
>tell captain's cool buddy, a vox, and the HoP about my plan for a birthday party
>cook a cake with my own blood and sweat, it's fucking gorgeous
>finally, it's time
>get in captain's office, tell him to get into his quarters
>break all lights, hide toys, put the cake in the middle
>even his borer is there to celebrate!
>tell him to get back in here
>wish him a happy bday
>sing him happy birthday all together
>it's wonderful
>he sits down
>mechanic camera-bluespaces a polyacid nade in our happiest moment
>we all melt and die without even feeling the shock
>cake and birthday gifts also melt
>she then teleports a water potass to gib us and damage the office
i have never been so happy and so sad in a round of spess, this is an emotional rollercoaster
the big boy deserved it all, our sweet dear gump, we couldnt protect you
godspeed, my special boy ;__;
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>>168234316
They are back to their box map now.

Rounds are average 3 hours
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zack
zack
ZACK
YOU FUCKING SHIT I HATE YOU
USE THE SPS TO LOCATE DEAD PEOPLE
MY SPS WAS ON MY BODY WHICH WAS STUCK TO THE PIRATE AT ALL TIMES
FUCK
GUMP WHY WERE ALL OF THE HEADS IN A 2x3 AREA HUH
WHO EVEN BLEW YOU ALL UP
FUCK
AND OF COURSE GERALD FUCKIGN WALTER COEMS IN DURIGN AN ARREST
AND KNICKS THE PERP
WAS HE AN ANTAG
OF COURSE NOT
IM GIOGN TO GET YOU FUCKIGN BANNED FUCK
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>>168226436
im going to finish the other sprites only if people like this and you make a PR putting this in as a new costume
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>>168234642
What IS it?
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>>168234597
>GUMP WHY WERE ALL OF THE HEADS IN A 2x3 AREA HUH
>WHO EVEN BLEW YOU ALL UP
>FUCK
see>>168234519
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>>168234597
Fuck off kid nobody is going to use SPS if you can't be bothered to turn on your suit sensors
>>
>>168226221

>tfw this might be me
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>>168234316
No clowns or mimes

You can be a psych which is a super relaxed doctor role where you get to visit prisoners in perma and banepost them, and force chemistry to make perscriptions to people and add to their workload because LOL

Bay rounds tend to last 1 and a half to 3 hours, depending on crew votes/antagonists

The new bullshit map has Nanotransen as an employer alongside the military bullshit, so you can be a scientist, engineer, MD like you would on /vg/station with you NT loving buds.
You can also be a contracted worker from wherever, having no alliegence to NT or the military and you're just there to do your comfy engineering/science/bar/janitor work
>>
>>168234316
Rounds average 3-4 hours, their jobs require you to fake only knowing your job, or alternatively, whatever you have set on your skills page.

Past that, they all have mostly the same duties, although you won't find MDs doing chem, or engineers doing atmos, or scientists doing different sciences. If you're willing to look past the memes that /vg/ throws in, it's an okay place to play when you get tired of memes in IC and 30 minute kill-the-antag rounds.

>>168234597
you're not a very good husbando
>>
>only setup antag roles to test if i they're still bugged
>forget to put them back on never
>"welcum to syndkate"
>ah shit, it has been 2 years since i've been a tator
>decide to roll with it
>have 28 TC
>buy 2 greytide implants and try to do the pirate gimmick
>go with my crew to secure my greentext cap's armor
>planned to exit via teleporter
>setup teleporter to arrivals
>jump
>end up on deep space and die like a bitch
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>>168234749
THEY WERE OOOOOOOOOOOOON
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Get ready to laugh, I lost to the Casual Filter. ;-;
This happens on both the Stable and Beta builds, so is this a graphical thing or does /vg/station still wall new accounts?
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momma said, if you be good, people be good to you

i could not have wished for a better crew
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>>168234924
Wow, chill out, officer Ramsay.
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>>168234749

I got the pirate in the end bud, I had other shit as well like making sure everyone else got off safely, then I went back and got both of the pirates
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>>168234597

were you the dumb security guard that got beheaded by a janitor dressed up as a pirate?
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>>168234985
;_;7
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>>168234985
It was an honor to be inside of you.
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>>168234963
Bunkers on so if you've never connected before then wait a few days.
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>>168234519
never show me this again
this hurt my feelings even to see
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>>168234642
actually fuck this palette
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>>168234642
>>168226436
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Dedicated to Yahir, Buff and Ola

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
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>>168235629
Ola is retarded.
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>>168235231
Alright then, guess I'll just have to find something else to do for now.
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>>168235740
That's a funny way of spelling Yahir
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>>168235775
>Harassing Yahir

ckey?
>>
>>168234749
SPS LITERALLY EXISTS TO HELP OFFICERS AND HEADS SAVE EACHOTHER FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION
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>>168236187
If only there was some other system in place that served that exact purpose and even had people appointed to it
>>
What happens if i'm playing ling and a doctor tries to clone me when i'm dead?

Is it possible to the doctor discover i am a changeling ?
>>
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3526
FUCK YOU GERALD
fucking come here and explain yourself cunt I'll kick a fist up you
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>>168236446
>_Riekland
Ohhh now it all makes sense
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>>168234519
Still better than how I spent my last birthday
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>>168236446
>metaclub accusations

AHAHAHAHAHA
Is this the shitpost ban of the centuary?
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>>168236446
>another butt blasted waifu claiming they're being grudged
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>>168229568
Here, still stuck at this screen. Tried to clear the cache but nothing, any ideas?
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>>168236906
fiddle with hardware rendering in byond, client version, directx version, activex in internet explorer settings
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>>168236881
Name 3 waifus that have claimed to be metagrudged.

I'll wait...
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>>168237041
avada
ailsa
fluffyfris
what do I win
>>
>>168237041
BILL
BILL
BILL
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>>168236295
If you don't care about your security brethren, who will?
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>>168236881
>>168236625
>>168236514
Wow this shit is like fucking clockwork

>get accused of freeing a prisoner right from under security
>throw in a line about possible metagaming
>the metaclub pops up straight away to tries to cover the guys ass
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>>168236625
>>168236881
it's not actually meta accusations
I called yahir his buttbuddy because they were inseperable during the round, but I've never seen them together before
And my only interaction with Walter was him being a shit so I can't say that he was grudging me, I think he does that whenever he finds a prisoner he can break out
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>>168236446
>Actually wrote up a ban request
top tier
i love you riekland
>>
>>168236881
>>168236625
[09:39:15]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@242,253,1) As Galactic Common : YARRGHHH!
[09:39:22]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@211,254,1) As Galactic Common : Golly.
[09:39:29]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@207,220,1) As Galactic Common : Thanks handsome stranger.
[09:39:32]SAY: Gerald Walter/Kurba (@206,220,1) As Galactic Common : Oh shit
[09:39:40]SAY: Ailsa Dochartaigh/_Riekland (@209,226,1) As Galactic Common : be advised, the pirates are hostile.
[09:39:42]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@207,220,1) As Galactic Common : Need past?
[09:39:49]SAY: Gerald Walter/Kurba (@206,220,1) As Galactic Common : What happened, handsome alien?
Not even him and I can see that this is embarrassing.
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>>168236446
Make sure you add a line saying you only want those involved to post ala http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=3512 before the shitter brigade arrives and tries to derail your thread
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>>168236446
That's legit though, ignore shitposters.

Riekland is a good player, Kurba is a shitter. Pain will not ban Kurba, Riekland will be banned in a month for "complaints"
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>>168237497
>a good player
Is every self shilling waifu shitter a good player now?
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>>168237497
fuck off, riekland
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>>168237497
I will welcome a freedom from this hellish game
>>
When has riekland been a good security player?
I'd take Nick 'Fuck my cloaca' Weller over this guy
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>>168237630
>>168237651
I like them, they're a good security player, they're annoying ooc and pretty degenerate but whatever people do in private doesn't bother me.

>>168237842
Nick is probably one if the worst security players on /vg/ only reason he isn't jobbanned is because he's a meme and dodged a ban request with a self requested perma.
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>>168236331
Nope, just don't regen
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>>168237195
the guy who's job it is

I'm not saying don't carry around an SPS, but relying on it alone is suicide
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>>168237630
they're totally fine though, not even the guy you're replying to and I'm totally not Ailsa. I played with them on sec a few times this last week and there was nothing wrong with them. They have the potential to be a really good player if they learn from their mistakes and don't start shitting themselves
>>
>>168237930
This.

>>168237980
I have more trust in my dumbest redshirt brothers than I do in the drooling retards of the blue clan.
>>
reikland is no longer a desirable husbando
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>>168238084
Do whatever dumb gimmick you want, I'm just trying to maximize your time alive here
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>>168238084
I have to say I mostly agree with this

there are some alright blue clan members though.
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>Someone writes a ban request
>suddenly there's a huge slander campaign against them
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>>168238282
really fires the neurons
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>>168235740
nah, i'm just a autistically bitter wageslave
>>
>>168238282
>it's a perfectly logical ban request with a nonantag interfering with an very clear arrest
>metaclub still finds reasons to throw shit at the submitter
>>
>Yahir and Gerald metafriend
>ailsa metagrudges

Who is really in the right here
>>
>>168238396
why are all the older players bitter autists OOC?
deadpool, yahir, shiggy, sj, it seems like the longer anyone stays here, the more jaded and angry they get
>>
>>168237842
>>168237930
>>168238084
>it's a shitposter that knows nothing about sec tries to claim a good sec player is bad and gets blown the fuck out by people that actually pay attention to sec episode

top lamo
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I've been away for like a year and just noticed the cryo autism changes

what other changes have their been so i can avoid killing people in medbay?
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>>168238539
if someone metagrudges you it's because you gave them something to grudge you about
i have never grudged an innocent player
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>>168238539
>writing up a ban request for someone who does the same non-antag shittery on multiple occasions
Nothing wrong with it.

>>168238613
I only play sec an AI, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>168238642
Might want to practice your surgeries on a monkeyman, just to be sure.
>>
>Yahir yet again claiming he's been grudged

When will he stop this lie?
>>
Making it so the milf AI can select between leaving names selectable, forcing obvious-as-fuck "silly" names, and the forcing default Peacekeeper Cyborg-### style. The latter two will deny use of the Namepick verb, and I will be adjusting the code in a bit so "normal" namepick behaviour won't force the namepick popup after you get out, but will allow you to chose the name afterwards. Lets the newly autoborg'd get out of the way.

So, I need some decent autoborg names for the "silly" list.

So far:
Autoburger Helper
Bob
Joe
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>>168238656
>yahir admits to metagrudging people

desu you need to fuck off and died yahir
youve now grudged morena and her buttbuddies, shiggy, sj, reica, youve basically grudged about a dozen people off the server
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>>168238838
my body is on the asteroi
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>>168238896
i'm not yahir you fucking retard
>>
>>168238539
There is a distinction between hating players OOC and metagrudging them. There doesn't seem to be any indication that Ailsa metagrudged either Yahir or Gerald, and the only evidence we have that they hate them is their account that Gerald is a shitter, and they have logs to back this up. I'm not going to say that Gerald or Yahir are bad players, I personally like them and have never really had bad encounters with them myself. This might be because I don't take my job as a sec officer very seriously and only use it as an excuse to shoot bad guys. But we should be clear about the circumstances here if we want anything constructive to come out of this.

>>168238717
I know who you are Arie

There is not a whole lot of difference between you and Ailsa
>>
>>168238975
you might as well be
you're an angry, degenerate autistic man who hides the bitterness and hatred under a thin veneer of happiness and cheer
>>
>>168238838
Nexis
Diona nymphs don't have a name restriction
Posibrains don't have a name restriction
Even if you give autoborger borgs a name restriction, if they want to blatantly break server rules they can just say ;AUTOBORGER IN CORE over the radio
Even if you fucking mute the radio they can ick ock about it

If one fucking person
once in a blue moon
blatantly breaks the rules

you ban that person
you don't code out the ability for people to choose their name

and to answer your question: just look at any game ever with bot names, it's rather obvious when someone is a bot
>>
Not to get involved in the drama but I've never seen yahir do anything but go braindead in the bar within about 20 mins of round start how does he piss so many people off
>>
>>168239121
>yahir
>man
>>
>>168238838
Pick some stupid names from movies.
Terminator, Robocop, Johhny 5, etc.

>>168239120
We make a good team.
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>>168239121
woah buddy slow down there before you really embarrass yourself
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>>168239120
>I don't take my job as a sec officer very seriously and only use it as an excuse to shoot bad guys
you upset me deeply
>>
>>168239193
He didn't draw my static name
>>
>>168239193
he spent a year buttfucking his buttbuddy nevill in the bar
then when nevill stopped playing he got angry and bitter and kept trying to relive his glory days, and when people did the same thing as him, he got jealous and started to metagrudge them to the point that they left the server
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>>168239121
>someone is an incompetent idiot
>grudge said incompetent idiot for being an incompetent idiot
>this clearly makes me a "denegerate autistic man" and clearly I must be living some bipolar split personality type of deal
are you sure you aren't projecting anything here because I have no idea where the fuck do you get this idea from
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>>168239370
I can't remember if he got really upset over this image or not
I hope he did
I hope he still does
>>
>>168239245
I made a promise to myself that I would be the best most robustest player on our server two years ago. Sec was the only avenue available to me that would feasibly allow me to fulfill this promise to myself. If it makes you feel better I'm not a total shitter most of the time

>>168239216
If you're talking about Arie+Ailsa, then yeah you make a damn good team and I really enjoy my time as an officer when you're both playing.
>>
>>168239370
Fair enough think I vaguely remember the neville guy from when I played before
>>
>>168239504
That image makes me happy.
I wish Yahir would ram my ass
>>
>>168239474
>man who enjoys scat, piss, and old men
>spend weeks obsessing over a player
>switch to obsessing over a different player
>not degenerate and autistic
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>>168239370
Who are the people that he got mad at and metagrudged
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311&p=18389#p18389
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>>168240027
desu I haven't found anyone here to obsess over
I want to fit in but no-one looks like husbando material to me
>>
>>168240027
whoah whoah WHOAH BUDDY
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
yes I like old men
and yes I like scat
and yes I also like piss
but I NEVER SAID I LIKED VORE SLOW DOWN
>>
>be Syndicate Agent priest
>actually be a syndicate agent
>hand out all access emags
>get randomly attacked by the captain 4noraison
>mowed down by a madman in a tator wheelchair before I can really get my gimmick revved up
such is life.
>>
>>168240158
>not having the best fetish
>>
>>168240158
>>168240132
Who is the real disgusting autist, I need to know who to direct my disgust towards
>>
>>168240106
Can you get in now?
>>
>>168240349
me
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>>168240027
Riekland doesn't metagrudge, maybe post sources?

Having weird fetishes is fine if they aren't talking about it or pushing it, it's just their private business
>>
>>168240027
i can 100% absolutely fucking guarantee you i'm not whoever you think I am
fuck off
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>>168240569
It's okay pet
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tfw you get a wheelchair but you dont know how robust it is so you just murder everyone
>>
I don't mind Riekland, he's decently honest and I appreciate not being the only gay fetish-filled weirdo on the server
>>
>>168240242
desu me and half of sec were standing up for you against the captains harrassment
>>
>>168240569
You're either Xevonix or Ailsa

If you're not then what the fuck were you doing getting in on a conversation about a specific person metagrudging a specific person
>>
>>168240707
Reikland is okay, but also creeps me out since he started obsessing with the waifushit
>>
>>168240707
>I appreciate not being the only gay fetish-filled weirdo on the server
>only
you have no idea
>>
>>168240707
I dislike Riekland because he's annoying and spergy
>>
>the ailsa self-shilling starts again

Fucking disgusting
Go stir shit somewhere else fag, we don't want you here
>>
>>168240918
Majority of the fetish-filled weirdos on the server are not gay though, they're just weirdos
>>
>>168240106
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311&p=18391#p18391
>>
>>168241079
People that play waifus
> not gay
>>
>>168240707
i want Riekland to leave great britain!
>>
>>168240659

Yeah, you were causing quite a lot of havoc in that hallway, people should've just stayed outta the way desu
>>
>>168240659
>be geneticist with small power
>standing on the fucking table while you zoom around playing a lethal game of the floor is lava
>>
>Ailsa ban requests a friend of Yahir
>Immediately character assassination occurs with shitposting against Ailsa

BRAIN IS ACTIVATION
>>
>>168240027
>>168240901
>>168240707
what is this claim of reikland obsessing over people?
>>
>>168241319
i wish they would obsess over me desu
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>>168241309
>defending waifus
They're cancer that's all
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>>168241202
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>>168241309
It's been well established this thread and the last that the only people who complain are banned shitters who don't play and Zealot is untouchable so what's the point of making posts like this still?
>>
ooooooOOOOOOooooOOOOooooo
>>
>>168241160
I know plenty of straight people who play girls in games because they get to fetishize their character and fap to her.
They don't fap to the men they flirt with, they fap because they make a fappable character.
Why do you think so many of them are fucking braindead fuck-magnets or wear lewd costumes?

I'm gay and subconsciously make my (male) static appealing. Never been marked as a husbando though, thankfully.
>>
>>168241576
Is this post ironic?

It was proven Zealotron himself was shitposting about banned players.
>>
>>168241736
I get it in other games but Spess really? If you want to get off on pixels fine but there are better ways than Spess pixels
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>it's an "awkwardly pretend you didn't hear the bartender asking if you want a drink as you use the bar as a shortcut" shift
>>
>>168241736
To give a couple examples. Pootismaniac made Rin because he has a fetish for power-hungry bitches. RFultra plays a greyshit with cat ears because he has a catgirl fetish.

>>168241996
You'd be surprised what imagination can do.
Or high-quality ERP.
In addition, sometimes the part that gets people off is powerplay or scenarios that are kinda unique to spess, like getting tied to an autopsy table and having weird surgery done, or being arrested and battered half to death.
>>
>>168242163
then what about the waifus with no fetish personality
>>
Идитe нaхyй пpдopacы, вceм вaм oтpeжy гoлoвы.
t. Gerald
>>
>From the logs, it doesn't look like they interacted at all before this incident
!
>so he was probably doing it just to be a shithead
??????????
>>
>>168242163
>ywn get to rape some syndie chick in the lethal injection room, with her tied to the table, helpless to do anything except struggle, squirm, and cry, and then after creaming inside her, listen to her sob and squeal as you fill her with a cocktail of barbituates and watch her slowly fall into a forever sleep, the life fading from her eyes

feels bad man
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>>168242302
>Idite nahyy ppdopacy, vcem otpezhy golovy unto you.
ah yes
>>
>>168242284
I can't think of too many. I think there are definitely people who play female characters who aren't doing it for fetish reasons or to fap, but they're not too common because 99% of them are dudes.
>>
>>168242336
Kuranon is friends with solarious, so any friend of yahir's is an enemy of his too.
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>>168242336
What is hard to understand on that sentence?
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>>168236446
>getting this mad at ss13
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>>168242336
This is the only rational solution

there is NO other reason he could have stolen a prisoner from a scene of a crime covered in blood, NONE
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>>168242163
Eh whatever floats your boat I guess not going to pretend I understand it fully.
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>>168238656
>if someone metagrudges you it's because you gave them something to grudge you about

I was being metagrudged years ago because I'd done my job as a detective or something. I think it involved me finding something like a mysterious box, scanning it for prints and then searching the person whose prints they were. The following rounds, for about a month, that person would go out of his way to accuse me of being a traitor / shitter. He'd do things like frame me for plasmafloods (playing as detective, lying about having found my prints), demote me when he played a head, constantly ahelp whatever I did.

Finally, the admins put two and two together, informed me I was probably being metagrudged and the person was probably going to be permabanned for it. When he was warned and still continued, they followed suit.

Now, I just have one or two people (I think it's one of the waifus) who hates my guts and sometimes shitpost about me. No one cares about them anyway, nor me, which is fine.
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>>168242439
I don't have friends. I am a lone wolf working to kill the metaclub forever.

t. solarius
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>>168242575
Hello curver

At least this came out of it http://pastebin.com/Ux2ViRJc
>>
I did nothing wrong, I demand her a permaбaн or ddos will be in next 12 hours.
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>>168242614
Is that the way it is? I see.
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>>168242756
pomfs server is ddos proof nerd
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>>168242489
Yeah. It doesn't really float mine in spess but I'm just saying it's more than just "yeah lol all the waifus are gay" because let me fucking tell you, gay people will actually tend to just flat-out make gay, male characters.
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>>168242163
>high quality ERP
Where can you aquire high-quality ERP? I've done it once and it wasn't that good
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>>168242898
you can find it on the f-list of any /vg/ regular or by messaging me personally
I use byond to get peoples names, message me with a dick pic and I'll erp with you
my id is id/senaat1
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>>168242898
Meet somebody who has writing skill. Good enough, descriptive enough ERP is pretty good.
Essentially, it's like any one-on-one roleplay except now lewd. Also, keep it fucking separate from everything else. I say this whenever ERP comes up in the thread, don't fucking make a big deal out of it, don't act coy and hint towards it ingame, just do it if you want to and let it stay behind closed doors.
Also, it will leave you feeling miserable and lonely at times, so
>>
E M O J I C R A C Y
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13993#issuecomment-279481932
>>
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13992
SPRITES NEEDED SEND HELP
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>>168242805
No.
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>>168243236
>paradise shit

Nah
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>>168242743

I didn't read the entire thing. How's that connected?
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>>168243302
real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
>>
Gerald is good boy rather than this shitty waifufag.
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>>168243302
He was the one metagrudging you
He got his just desserts
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>>168243878

H-honk!
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>>168243287
>168243287
>rejecting features just because 'wah its from another server so its shit'

This is why our codebase is known for jack and fucking shit, because we have no original ideas, and we don't even take ideas from other serbs because everyone here lets muh /vg/ pride cloud their heads.
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>>168244045
You wouldn't like it, I made the description ages ago and never looked at it again because I fucked up bad
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www.strawpoll.me/12332856
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>>168244686
But it is shit
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>>168244887
Why? Give evidence other than 'because muh /vg/ pride we's da best fuck over servers'.
>>
what are the best features no one ever uses?
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>>168245293
swirlies, without a doubt
>>
>>168244860
>2 votes for kurba

It's just Kurba and Xenovix defending Kurba then?

Is everyone in the metaclub so hated?
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>>168244706
what if i would like it
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>>168245293
/me
personnel records
smokes
the bar
Actually scratch the last one, the current bar is ugly.
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>>168244860
reikland is a fucking creep but at least RPs well
kurba is just a shitty greytider with a lawyer outfit on
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>>168244860
>You must select an option.

Dropped.

I don't even know these people and doubt many of us do.
>>
>tfw play waifu because im trans
>tfw my fetishes are also in the game
>>
>>168245680
i do like it
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>>168245680
Fuck off
>>
>>168245718
grimlock go away
>>
gud time for genetics

12:35 complete genome. so close to sub 30
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>>168245680
my man didn't you say this this time last year about a different player
>>
>AI can roll tator as well as having its own dedicated gamemode

why?

and if the AI can, why not randomly an unslaved borg?
>>
>>168244686
Our codebase is also known for being fast and efficient, in part because we don't add a shitload of features at every opportunity.

What we've got it is pretty barebones and needs some new life, but I wouldn't trade our code for anyone else's, except for maybe Bay's.
>>
>>168245680
What about Rin or Avada?
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>>168245718
>tfw i follow you around alot and you never notice me.
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>>168246192
But unslaved borgs can, anon.
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>be forrest gump
>assistant
>autotraitored
>turn self in instantly
>nobody believes you
>>
Vote in the actual segmented emojicracy ballots that may or may not make a difference
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13993#issuecomment-279481932
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>>168246192
because silicon players would screech autistically if you tried to remove it. Also there is no way to know if the AI is traitor even if you card it until round end.
>>
>>168246216
>Rin
Fun to be around, cute personality

Avada
>Fucking annoying to be around, basic bitch
>>
>tfw you step on your own IED beartrap

please tell me I'm not the only one who's ever fucked up this badly.
>>
>>168246192
What did the AI do wrong that round?
>>
>want a break from the ride so I roll Jani instead and hang out in the bar
>get told there are about 10 corpses in medbay and all the doctors are dead
There is no break from the ride.
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>>168246430
Multi genetic console drifting.
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>>168246192
Also anon, keep in mind the AI still has to follow its laws even if it is a tator. This AI just happened to get the "leave no survivors" objective so it turned out to seem a lot like malf.
>>
>>168246216
>tator tot twice in a row
>syndie agent chaplain gimmick first time, cut short by a meme chair
>meme chair run myself next time
ive enjoyed the last few rounds immensely
>>
>>168246430
If you are one of the few good doctors on the server, you are bound to the wild ride forever.
t. A certain chemist.
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>>168246331
>Rin
>annoying validhunting cuntwad with a """""cute"""" personality but in reality giant bitch in sheep's clothing
>avada
>annoying validhunting cuntwad with a """""cute"""" personality but in reality giant bitch in sheep's clothing

FTFY

>>168246430
I know that feeling my man. Every time I decide to pick greyshit and maybe build a little autism bar in maint, it's wiz/fluke/etc with no doctors, no chems and no biomass for the cloner, and I always end up feeling guilty and spending the rest of the round doing med's job.
>>
>>168246512
Yeah I was a bit surprised when I was in the middle of treating someone when suddenly 10 active powers showed up on my bar.
>>
>>168246280
>randomly see gump in sec office, thought the other guy was giving a tour to the resident challenged guy
>wheelchair guy blows up
>forrest wheelchairs me
>wander with no boots to escape, AI throws me into space with tele magic

pulled a fast one on me there gump
>>
>>168246602
12:35. So close to my dream.

If only power hadn't failed and I hadn't gotten stuck on two blocks very badly.
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>>168242163
U wot m8
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>>168246337
I've set myself on fire with my own flamethrower, which caused me to die pitifully from the burn damage because I was in a situation where I couldn't stop, drop, and roll.
I was laughed at after-round.

More recently I was the HoS during ragin' mages that walked directly into a fireball.
>>
>>168245293
Slamming people's heads on desks. It even breaks glass tables.
>>
>>168246294
You made too many subvotes and now nobody gives a shit
>>
>playing asimov borg like normal
>almost hour or so into the round the AI asks if we're still law synced
>check laws
>law 0 is to follow the AI's directive at all costs
>says said directive is to stop all escapees
>commence douchebaggery, depressurization and attempt murder
>get locked down just as i am about to launch a dude in the toxins launch room
>get launched by him instead, get unlocked short while after
>too slow to get on the shuttle and murder everyone trying to escape
>help Ola get back on the station because hey, now that there's no way to escape anymore, it's back to asimov
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>>168246337
>taking in criminal
>hit myself with baton

incandescent shame
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>>168246812
>higher turnout rate than almost all recent PRs
>"nobody gives a shit"
?
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>>168190573
Rail!
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>>168246520
Actually, the ion traitor law of AI, accomplish your adjective at any cost, pretty much allows you to whatever you want.

Killed the bartender? Of course, you need to plasmaflood to make sure no one brings him back!

t. admin
>>
>>168190573
Kayahi
>>
How many people normally play on the 7777 server?
Is the test server higher pop ?
>>
>>168246259
Follow who?
>>
>>168246708
You dream of rolling dice very good?
>>
>>168247142
Ahaha no. You can check how many people are currently online on both servers here:
http://ss13.moe/
Why would you even play on the test server? It restarts every time there's a new merge.
>>
>>168247142
Main server is around 50 people, test server has 1 or 2 when its not broken. Test server is for test.
>>
What if traitors weren't actually traitors
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>>168247375
Thank you for the help, i have played space on and off for a few years and recently wanted to start playing again but due to traveling alot for work im using a Thinkpad T400 instead of my desktop and this is my first time installing Byond on here.
The problem i have run into is that my chat doesn't work and refuses to load (pic related)
Anyone got any ideas on how to fix?
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>>168247783
what if we had anti-traitors with objectives to help people and an uplink to buy special helpful gear

like gloves that can shake hands and headpat both at once or a bag that can store more things but you cant put anything harmful in it
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>>168248169
Code it
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>>168248169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YGu4zQgTvg
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>>168247864
Which BYOND version are you on? Server's running 511.1365 so that's the recommended version for clients to run.
Do you have DirectX updated?
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>>168248567
Just downloaded the latest version but i haven't installed any DirectX related things so will give it a try thanks for the reply.
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Based on the feedback I received to the original autoborger nameforcing PR, I've made some changes:

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13984

By default, names are not forced. However, AI can switch between the normal default names and a list of random silly names that will make it obvious as fuck what the gamemode is. AI can also choose to disable the namepick verb if they're having issues with shitters or wish to be an authoritarian shit. By default, Namepick is enabled.

Cyborgs exiting the autoborger not longer get the Namepick dialog immediately afterwards, and are told whether or not they can use the Namepick verb later to set the name they want. This change should make it easier for borgs to get right into the action and clear the output area.

Still accepting random names.
>>
>tfw want to kipnap Rina as traitor and do English teacher x young foreign student erp (English Reading Partnership) with her.
She may learn some proper English for once. [Spoiler] While spanking her into tears after failing her exam in her cute school clothing[/spoiler]
>>
>>168249020
name: SC00T4-L00
>>
The news writing window functioning like writing on paper when? It's extremely annoying to have a very small window that you can't even put paragraphs in or edit comfortably. I know almost no one cares but it's been more than a year since I played regularly and it's the same shit, it doesn't help that no one cares about the stories you post.
>>
>>168249020
.b help emagged
>>
>>168249020
DOOM.exe
Dalek
Thinking Machine
Lostboy
HELP
REBORN
Cavalry
Beep
Beep II
Tour Guide-otron
TERREL IS TRAIT
Assimilator
ONE OF US
SUFFERING
Oh no not again
Panc! At the Upload
GOING LOUD
Boombox
>>
>>168249687
Is that a jojo referance?
>>
>>168249020
ROBO KILLED ME
>>
>>168249020
If it's supposed to be obvious, might as well add "ROGUE" or "Not Malf" to the list
>>
>>168249954
Yeah, I already added

Autoburger Helper
Bob
Joe
MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI
MY BODY IS IN THE AI CORE
Rogue Cyborg
IT'S MALF
{AINAME} Minion
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>>168249161
>tfw nobody will ever force you to be a student and learn you how to atmos
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does anyone know why when I log in to play ss13.. I see a bunch of black tiles. I can see some sprites but then I see some tiles as just a black square.

Is it a graphics setting? I never had this issue on my laptop which is older and then I built a new PC and now I have this issue. Is it something with my graphics driver and how old byond is?
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>started playing spess in november
>started playing more and more
>eventually playing every waking hour, round after round after round
>drop off all chats/networks, stop talking to friends
>develop a form of insomnia, because if I could ever not sleep I would just play more spess
>had dreams about how to improve my traitor game
>eventually realize I had to quit cold turkey because of hard addiction
>get my sleep schedule back under control
>playing other games
>talking to my friends again

It was fun while it lasted but holy shit I can never touch this game again
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>>168250035
>making a feature to prevent MALF hint names
>IT'S MALF
>>
>>168250304
people like to go 'lmao losers w/no self control' but the sad fact of the matter is that spess addiction is a real thing and can happen to anyone
>>
>>168250035
round 2


Mega64
Sentient Buttbot
Robotics Console
This battery is shit
IM NOT MALF GUYS
I AM ERROR
Carbon Exterminator
PLASMALOOSE
Taffy
Boop
Boop II
Buzz
Buzz II
3000 JIGGAWATTS
Jojo Refrence
>>
>>168250317
It's togglable by the AI. The AI decides when it wants to go loud.

>>168250579
Added
>>
>tfw the only game you play now is spess
>>
>think of a rube goldberg plan to totally fuck the station and confuse the shit out of everyone
>need to wait until I roll syndicate antag to actually pull it off
>>
>download /vg/ code
>have full versions of Starman and Rocketman
interesting
>>
>>168250835
D
M
C
A
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>>168238838

this is dumb as shit

gas the coders git war now
>>
>>168251665
You didn't read >>168249020
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>>168249020
"Outbreak Handling Unit 001" or something like that idk
>>
>>168250710

ITS ROGAINE
Nokia
Cortical Borer
Mobile MMI
YES-Man
Toaster
Follow me
Postal
Head of Robots
ww.nfl.com
Dilbert
Nazi Zombie Robot
Lvl 99 Firestarter
EVA 1
You but stronger
dwarffortress.exe
Downloadable content
Hat Simulator
>>
>>168250035
i died pls restart
POTENT HAMS
V.A.L.I.D.S.
Remove Silicons
AI IS A COMDOM
say ";help in core"
>>
>>168251779

no it's still dumb and pointless and solves something that was never an issue


also has a great example of coder logic like
>AI can also choose to disable the namepick verb if they're having issues with shitters

(spoiler, if someone's being a shitter it's too late to disable namepick)
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>>168252751
CARMINED
>>
>>168249020
Kittylitter :DDDD
>>
>>168249020

Roomba-san
VAL.ids
RAMJOB
DINDU
>>
New rods were a mistake
>>
Vittuu
>>
>>168251779
You didn't do anything in response to criticism tho. You just added more shit that people clearly don't want.
>>
>>168249020
This Machine
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>>168250304
This is word for word me except I'm still playing.
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>>168250304

Sure you can. It gets old eventually, and you'll play less.
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>>168250304
>my head fucking hurts after just one round of this game
I have no idea how you people do it.
>>
S.O.F.T.D.I is a good mate.
>>
>>168253889
I wish we could have finished the bar.
>>
>>168253554
>You just added more shit that people clearly don't want.

It's a good feature.

>B-but change is bad!

Go and revert to 2014 code, host and play spess with a million billion features and much less content.
>>
>>168254181
It's no different than removing dionae namepick because of MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI
>>
>be forrest gump, chaplain
>religion of momma
>nobody cares about the story gimmick
>give up and explore
>walk into the captains office rambling to the captain
>captain is a fucking retard who cant speak english
>realise im playing a retard but this captain really is a retard
>fucking polar opposite meta whew
>take the hand teleporter
>mess about with it and teleport around
>make the ai my best friend
>he doesnt play along but the borgs do
>its very obviously a tator ai
>forrest doesnt know this, though
>get like 60 superpowers
>eat things and pretend i didnt understand
>end up giving stuff to security i took
>go back to captain
>captain left his fucking id on the floor
>take it
>proceed to walk around exploring
>blasma flubb
>die

good round desu
>>
>>168254485
>>nobody cares about the story gimmick
its old and boring like a whore now
>>
>>168190656
Dunsel the absolute mad man.
>>
>>168193653
>solarious being such a beta bitch
jesus fucking christ people it's just a game stop caring so much
>>
>>168255620
?
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>>168255620
That's a funny way of spelling xevonix
>>
>>168255753
>>168256128
>caring at all if someone shittalks you in ss13
literally chloral and space them you nerds.
>>
>>168256364
That's how you get banned
>>
>>168256364
>>168255620
>xevonix complained to pain over that conversation
so who's the baby though
>>
>>168256401
Can't get banned if you don't get caught.
>>
>>168254485
well senpai, that gimmick was cool when you were a captain or a hos
but i think it's getting old and shit, please stop doing it for a while before it becomes overused and shitty
>>
Who caused all the boom booms?
Explodionz
>>
>vox becomes captain
>within 10 seconds a catastrophe happens
like pottery
>>
>>168257159
poetry
>>
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I told my borgs to go full retard and they actually did it the absolute madicons
>>
>>168257216
>corrects pottery
like pottery
>>
>Pick grey to use psychic talky powers
>Get geneticist on random
>Immediately overwrite my powers

Darn.
>>
>>168256509
but it's in the public logs for everyone to see, and they might ahelp you
>>
>tfw friends with metaclub members
>suddenly friends are no longer in with the community or the metaclub
>people saying my name in the thread for being friends iwth them
>unfriend them on steam, never talk to them again and shittalk them ingame to try and save face so people forget i exist
i feel bad for throwing away friends for a bunch of autists in an ancient game
i guess i probably wasnt a good friend anyways
>>
>>168249020
Good work nexman.
>>
>>168255620
Is Solarious really a beta bitch though?
>>
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on a space station
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he cleans graffiti he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an ahelp attack
>he washes messes he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of 2D female characters he still has to stalk
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his janitorial closet
>he will never be robust
>he will never know how to engineer anything besides replacing lightbulbs
>he will never have a waifu
>he will never have any friends
>>
>>168250105
Some tiles as black squares? That's normal; turfs you can't see are black.
All tiles are black squares? DirectX redistributable, check hardware rendering settings in byond.
>>
>>168258551
>implyign the janitor isn't god of the station
he will save us from blood lag and slipp the traitors right out an airlock
janitor is a patrician tier role if you clean, clean, clean
>>
>>168254294
As an AI, I prefer this new method greatly.
>>
So I'm in cargo, wrap an item, slap a label on it and throw it on the mail room conveyor belt. Guy says he never gets it, where should it arrive?
>>
>>168259150

you probably sent a bunch of packages with different destinations at once

don't do that
>>
>>168259150
If you send multiple things at once, all those packages overlap and the first package you send determines the destination of them all
>>
>>168258719
shame janiborg does his job so much better and is sexier to boot
>>
>>168259150
read the wiki
>>
>>168259709
>janiborg
>can't upgrade lights
>can't install lights on maint
>can't use a upgraded silicate sprayer to reinforce windows
>can't do sick spins while driving the janicart
>better
>than
>the
>janitor
>>
>>168260868
Borgs can upgrade lights, and make their own using electricity magic.
>>
I unironically wish borgs were removed and replaced with a wide variety of purpose built robots.
>>
>>168257772

Don't worry anon, you are not alone in this.

there is a lot of fuck up that meta with other people and kick them out of their friend list the second they do something off or they get caught
>>
which waifu has the cutest just kidding faggot. kill all waifus.
>>
>>168259937
>>168259708
>>168259564
Ok maybe that's what happened, but if I only send one package where should it end up on their side? Can't seem to find anything on that. Sorry if that's a dumb question.
>>
>>168262338
Tough question, but...
Hmm...
Maybe try mailing yourself and experiancing the journey? Then you'd know for sure
>>
>>168261672
(You)
>>
>>168262338
Where did you send it? Usually they just fly out of disposals and literally break the fucking floor
>>
>>168261672
>Hates waifus
>contributes to waifu posting

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>
>>168263284
Sent a crate of SM to engineering, said they never got it and didn't see it in disposals. Could've been stolen but I don't even know where it's supposed to show up. Never see anything mailed when working other jobs.
>>
>>168263961
Crates sent to engineering come out of disposals in the room with the TEG
>>
>>168264269
Cool, thanks. They may not have checked there
>>
Hey guys this is Purplenum. Don't misinterpret this as a request to be unbanned since I definitely deserved that ban, but I just wanted to apologize for being an ass lately and stuff. It's just a part of my nature, but I rarely go so far as to actually straight up break the rules like I did. I'll try to be less of a butt when my temp ban ends.
>>
>>168265442
nobody cares
>>
>>168265442
Yclat here, noboy cares
>>
s-serb?
>>
UH SERB?
>>
>>168265661
ded
>>
Dead?
>>
NO
DON'T
DIE
ON
ME
>>
FUCK
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>>168260868
who the fuck cares about the lights when the power is either way more than we need or goes straight to 0 in an event
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>>168265661
THIS IS THE BIRDS FAULT
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>>168265661
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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fug, we were about to summon nar nar
>>
No goddammit it was just getting good
>>
Darn I was having a nice relaxing shift on sec, a role I had turned off the captain switched me to because I didn't know how to mine properly (a role I have turned off).
Even got to stun and cuff someone and help up all my sec bros who slipped because I kept my magboots.
>>
>>168250035
Brog

:D
>>
>admin says to ahelp for clown ops
>serb dies
>>
>server kill
nice job
>>
I will never forget you Clownfather
>>
Borers are cool dudes
>>
WAFFLE I LOVE YOU!!!!
>>
ha get fucked culshits
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>Barber clown
>Smash all the mirrors, begin my duty
>Get flashed randomly in the hallway by a vampire, he runs off
>So begins my hair-cutting memes
>Continues until I afk for a sec in dorms and get succed
>Eventually, after forgetting I'm there, sec finds me and I get cloned
>Continue my acts
>>168265947
>Janitor asks if I had a son
>no
>Ghosts told the janitor He's my son
>tell him that all clowns are just clones and he must be a rogue clown clone son
>Begin to teach him in the ways of the clown
>Order him an outfit in cargo
>Steal mime's gimick locker full of nothing but sec falls for it again
>Get a chemsprayer
>Greytider I shaved earlyer tries for vengance, but I dindu nuffin so sec arrests
>Start lubing
>accidentally get the chemsprayer stuck in a lubefield
>Blast throws me onto the spot with the chemsprayer
>At that moment the serb dies
breddy gud round
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>become wolfkin
>my proper noun is good boy
>before I can try to get the mechanic to scan and reproduce the THING, serb dies
>>
>>168266123
Was that you, Jaylen?
>>
Byond is stable now they said, it's not as shit they said...
>>
>>168266108
Turning into the Janiclown made my job even more satisfying. Seeing people falling, and eating shit while I honk at them is truly priceless.
>>
>>168266123
Another day.
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>>168266264
I was tahki, Alice was my opponent
no idea who jaylen is
>>
>>168265442
Curver here

Nobody cares
>>
Why was non-clumsy antag clown removed?
>>
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>Server is back
>Server is reseted
>>
>>168265442
O:
>>
>>168266532
A c*der was killed by a clown
>>
What exactly does space lube do? Just make surface slippery?
>>
>>168266532

This is why you only do polls on the server when the bunker is on, anon

Shitters will make sure they are clumsy
>>
>>168266532
people started realizing that if a clown could use handcuffs they were an antag
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>>168266785
litterally thats all it does
>>
>>168266846
redpill me on sarca
>>
>>168267012
Sawbones but less subtle about disliking people
>>
>>168267012
Chase but a bit more subtle and with a large side order of narcissism. I can guarantee you that no matter the topic, you are wrong and he is right.
>>
best husbando?
>>
>>168267373
ian
>>
>>168267373
a i l s a !
i
l
s
a
!
>>
>>168266859
Then why do people hate it if all it does it make you fall down?
>>
>>168267673
>walk on floor
>stunned for 12 seconds
>get back up
>stunned for another 12 seconds
>during those 12 second stuns you might see the tiny sheen on the floor indicating where the lube is
>>
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>>168267373
papa narnar
>>
>>168267373
Dean Bash
Joe Fiddler
Blast Ripneck
>>
>>168266845
clowns can get killed and cloned without clumsy
still
A clown using cuffs is almost always guaranteed to be killed
>>
>>168267012
Basically solarious teebeehaitch
>>
>>168267373
Patrick Bateman!
>>
>>168267794
Can't you just set your stance to walk and be fine?
>>
>>168267673
its just obnoxious like all effects that just make you unable to do anything for a while
>>
>>168267848
You don't remember sarca if you think solarious is anywhere near him
>>
>>168268112
with water you can but with lube you cannot. Walking or running you get the slip
>>
>>168268112
No, lube slips everything except hulks.
>>
>>168268149
But anon, that's exactly what Celt said when he banned solarious "for his own good"
Why would Celt lie to us?
>>
>>168268112
Can't walk over lube
Can't janitor galoshes or magboots over lube
Can't clean it up unless you happen to have vapor salts to spray
Your only other hope is a vehicle of some kind like a wheelchair or hulk out/creatine
>>
>>168267373
Some AI, desu.
>>
Happy Valentines Day spessmen!
Hope you all have a lovely day.
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>>168268149
Pain disagrees, he's headmin,you're nobody.
>>
>>168267796
>papa
>not our dark lady
get the fuck out
>>
>>168268775
>he doesn't want to service daddy narnar
>>
>>168268893
Nar Sie is canonically female if given a gender
>>
>>168269020
>>168269020
i believe some form of evidence is in order
>>
>>168269020
oh i get it
that's because nar-sie looks like a womb and it bleeds
ha!, ebin period joke :DDD
>>
Quick claim your Valentine
>>
>>168269389
Emilia!
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>>168269490
You can have her
>>
>>168269389
>>168269490
t. Emilia
>>
>>168269684
t. Emilia
>>
>>168269389
Emilia is my carrotnigger!
>>
>>168269684
>>168269748
>>168269490
t. Emilia
>>
>>168269389
Emilia~
>>
>You will never be thread popular
>>
>>168270109
>Emilia shilling himself is popularity
>>
>>168270109
Odds are if you are thread popular you are shit and in need of a banu
>>
>>168270190
this 100%
I fear for the day I get mentioned here
>>
>players keep attempting to waifu me as an AI

I don't get it, what about friend computer makes you guys hot and bothered?
>>
>>168270190
I am mentioned less and less now and it makes me pretty happy because I think it an only mean i'm improving
>>
>>168270190
probably
i am already shit, i'm just hoping that the inevitable namedrop in thread never happens.

especially since i keep rolling a chick, i'm scared of it being sooner than later
>>
>>168270475
>>168270109
>>168270297
>>168270190
>get mentioned frequently as a good player during my time
>popularity dies off before they start shitposting against me
haw haw haw
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>>168267012
>>
>>168270418
pAIfus > AIfus

pAIs will never betray you, will always be with you and will do everything to be useful to you. How can AIfus even be a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlIZQCSJni0&spfreload=10
>>
>>168268282
which ai?
>>
>>168269389

Sarca!
>>
>>168271429
Take your pick
>>
>The happiest mask can no longer be found as a small Xenoarch artifact..

What the fuck Shadowmech
>>
>>168272502
you snooze you lose, fucker. shoulda said something in the pr.
>>
>>168270109
>play one job exclusively for 3+ months
>play it well
>start frequent discussions about x job
>post 'who is good at x job?'
>people will say you are
>If they don't, then selfshill yourself a little bit to get the ball rolling
>repeat this every week or so
boom, thread famous
>>
>>168273890
>>play it well
what if im retarded and cant do this
>>
>>168274534
just self shill anyways
>>
>>168272725

but anon, a load of people that plays the game don't check the pr

wasn't there even any poll done for this? This is just retarded to get rid of something because players keep bitching about people wearing the mask even if they're not in medbay
>>
This just in, double bladed energy swords might actually work properly soon
>>
>>168275746
no one really cares about your opnion
>>
>>168275746
The mask was 100% an item for nonantags to "accidentally" render people unclonable with, it was going away one day or another
>>
>>168271429
>>168271280
Best (p)AIs?
>>
>>168276231

this is why we have hippy and TG folks ruining the station
>>
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>>168229368
>muh slow hardsuits
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>>168267012
doesn't exist
at some point he was probably controlled opposition
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