SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

First for spooky low pop bus.

second for remove hyperzine

>>168018720
that was fun, had a good spook

You just had to remind me decompressed died, didn't you anon.

Thanks.

>>168019879
>>tfw someone will probably find my dead body at random, wondering why someone's in the maintenance tunnels, wearing an oxygen mask

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, YOUR TIME IS ON THE CLOCK

>>168019879
You liking the game is great, but anon, you cannot say shit about current rounds while its still going, you have to wait until its over to share your stories and shit, read the rules.

how to gib items

>>168020025
Oh sorry, I thought it only was in regards to things not already known on the general comm (since everything I did say here, including where I went, was broadcasted there).
Will shut up in the future.

is anyone else here gay?

What exactly is the difference between /vg/ and /tg/ station?

>>168020549
Yes

>he plays on VG
>he plays on the server where some admins run a metacomms discord and the headmin lets them

>>168020142
This is usually where I come in and use my bossy voice and talk about how you fucked up but you've already deleted it.

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

Rather than write a bunch of exceptions and ask players to memorize EVEN MORE RULES we keep it nice and clean and say no posting IC information of any kind outside the game until the round ends. Neat and clean.

>>168020707
/vg/ is related to 4chan and uses the thread alongside its forums to talk/discuss, it has better players, better optimization, less but better features, more shitposting, less retardedness and is generally liked by everyone who plays here, even TG veterans.

TG is, first of all, not in any way, shape or form related to /tg/, they are TG because they severed any and all ties to the actual board, dedicated themselves to reddit and are made of shitty admins, casual players who couldn't handle apendicitis or do surgery, have a bunch of features but none of them good, their department systems are much simpler and they boast attack animations, respawn roles and generaly other meaningless shit. Not a server anyone that has ever tried /vg/ would recomend, but if you want to try it out, its your choice, not a good one, but it is your choice.

>>168020927
>VG
helo tg

>he plays ss13
>he doesn't play lifeweb

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>>168021234
>mfw TG "doctors" fix appendicitis with a toolboxing
>mfw TG removes appendicitis entirely because none of them can do surgery

>there is a /tg/ station
>there is a /vg/ station
>there is a /v/ station
>there isn't a /u/ station

>>168021926
>there isn't a /y/station
>there isn't a /zoo/station

>>168021926
>>there is a /tg/ station
How can someone type a coherent sentence if he can't read.

>>168022106
/tg/ runs d20

>>168022228
Whoops, my bad then. Hows the station, light medium rp, dead?

>>168021229
I love these.
Post more.

>>168022296
Dead most of the time, like 40pop at American afternoon

It's medium rp

>>168022405
Sounds nice, whats their codebase like, anything worth taking?

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/vg/ is an anime server

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>>168022331

I'm getting a new internet provider and a new computer, will that make me able to ban evade?

>>168022441
this post right here really just sums up /vg/ as a whole i think
any time another server is mentioned, the only thing anyone cares about is what they can steal from the code, not if it's fun to play there or anything, just what they can take

tbqh /vg/ a shit and Urist will always be patrician tier

The PR report:

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13943
Adds cameras to deff atmos

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13936
Disallows supermatter shards fro mbeing sprayed with invisible spray

>>168021926

Don't you know? /vg/ is /u/ station. You just have to talk to the right people.

>>168023610
It's open sores nignaga, you take what you like to add it to your own. We port from servers, other servers port from us, it's no big deal.

>>168024154
its not so much the actual porting so much as people's reactions my man
its like, the first thing anyone thinks is, 'oh, another server? what can we knick from it?'
basically /vg/ is niggers, is what I'm trying to say.

>>168024023
Thanks for doing that.

>>168024220
C*ders don't talk that way but you're supposed to hate them. Are you trying to tell me the thread is the bad guy all along? I refuse to believe it.

>>168024141
Name 4 /u/ couples on /vg/

>>168024220
When people are just giving it away for actual free, why not consider taking a piece. If there's just heaps and gobs of swanky shit, well, maybe you'll convince someone to try playing there. But some people prefer to stick to familiar locales and bring over improvements, which isn't something I shame people over.

You have more of a case for niggery with the gooncode leak, which saddled us with the burden of their shitty GOONCHAT (or shitty implementation thereof, take your pick).

>>168024220
You seem to not understand how this goes, we are open source because we know we have good shit and can share said good shit, if other guys are in agreement with our mentality, we do exchanges.

Its like a coffee making company that openly shows how it processes its coffee and a chocolate manufacturer showing how they make chocolate, if they both agree to share trade secrets, the coffee guys now have a new brew and the chocolate guys have a new and better way of making coffee chocolate. It ain't niggering, its openly sharing and expecting to be openly shared with.

>>168024220
You're a worthless ambassador for whatever shithole you came from, assuming you even play to begin with.

>>168024220
>Open source
>We're a branch off an old open source branch of ss13
>People port shit from us
>We port shit from others
>People branch from us
Welcome to open source, where good ideas are shared among the communities.

Nice general.

Is this one of those griff and yiff games?

>>168025295
no
go play on hippie faggot

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???

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>Nobody stops Deimos
>They join in the mutiny
>Everybody dies but basically a scientist, the captain, and a super save the day assistant

>>168024220
It's more like being in a supermarket with sample tables everywhere.
99% of the time I'm not going to actually buy the product, but I'll still take a sample because why not? It's free.

You would do the same.

>Deimos

Somebody named themselves after a moon?

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>Singuloose is blown up by a fuel tank
>It was starting to meander over to the AI sat

Who created SS13? Who started it all?

>tfw banned from /vg/ yet never played on it

>>168026705
Evadevx, dude doesn't really care about ss13 but is happy people enjoy it.

Who should succeed pomf when he steps down as host?

>>168021234
>have a bunch of features but none of them good
Hey the gravity generator is a good feature, especially when it gets destroyed and everyone is forced to push off of walls to float where they want to be.

>>168028931
I think I should because of the following:

>>168028931
pomf pomf ;D

>>168028931
Badclown

>>168028931
Zealotron, he's well liked by most regulars and knows what /vg/ is all about, less rp and more fun

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>>168028931
A V A D A

>>168029658
good meme

>>168025402
Jesus fuck
It's a clientside BYOND bug, but that's a particularly impressive manifestation of it

Unban morena and ban Kolith, fair trade?

Funny how all the dislikes are autists

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13934

>>168030000
What a terrible way to spend quads.

No.

>>168030000
why the fuck hasn't kolith, pootis, or any of these faggots been perma lynched yet?

it's like a doctor cutting open a patient, seeing the tumors and closing him back up saying "Yep, all good here. You can trust me because I said so, the doctor."

Reminder all you need to do to get somebody banned is have 3 people complain to Pain.

>>168030378
go away solaros

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>>168018641
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13934

THE CODERS ARE ATTACKING OUR VALUES. OUR ART STYLE IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE DEGENERATE CODER CLASS.

>>168030471
Ckey? Me and 2 friends are about to file a complaint about you to the head honcho himself

>>168030471
Who is solaros, what do they do?

>>168030986
guy that metagrudged people and eventually got banned, says he did nuffin wrong

>>168030986
Nothing
People bitched about him so Pain decided to ban him

>>168031120
>>168031127
Poetry

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13934

>All these faggots saying "NOOO I WANT SS13 TO ALWAYS LOOK LIKE AUTISM SHIT FUCK GOOD ART"

>>168031357
why do you purposedly misrepresent their argument

>>168031120
>>168031127
It's both?

>>168031357
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13934
t.kolith

>>168031357
Literally changing something that isn't broke. the current sprites and simple and easily recognizable. What's the problem with them? None!

Kolith useless, changes things nobody asks for then asks his friends to upvite it for merge! He's even worse at arguing than somebody like pjb

So, we gonna keep playing "doing nothing": the round?

>>168033171
are we gonna keep icky ocky, the round?

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The time suit is going to lead to so many good suicide bombings
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13894

>>168033485
>set a time spot to return to
>allahu ackbar medbay
>get out unscathed 30 seconds later
oh baby

Would you support porting Polaris loudouts?

>>168033485
>throw bomb with like 2 second timer
>teleport 10 seconds into the future
>Laugh over the corpses of others

>>168033665
>>168033485

>No Time Machine

>>168033624
>man who can't spell load out will port something

>>168033728
the timesuit is the time machine

>>168033485
The best part about it is when you create the reset zone, you're practically immortal for a good ten seconds so you could win any duel is you play smart.

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>>168033607
>We're living in the time where [Bite the dust] can be done in ss13
Feels fine man

>>168030625
>>168030203
This self-shilling is embarrassing

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>set out in an adventure to find spessmart
>finally find it an hour later
>a hivebot already floated in and killed a greeter
>get gangbanged by a dozen securitrons
Can we fix this?

>>168033624
Yes.
But good luck finding someone who knows what they're doing and isn't too terrified of touching client prefs to try.

>>168033624
Snowflake shit will never get ported
Stop asking

If THE PAIN from MGS was in SS13, what would he do?

>>168037316
add another meme to the embarrassment that is /vg/code

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>>168022610
>ONLY QUADS CAN KILL THE FLAMETHROWER MASTER

every time

>>168022610
>>168037632
Sishio will never teach you the instacrit flamethrower mix

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>tfw she's never coming back

>>168022610
>ren
>quel
>ashley
>sj
>shitty doctors
>/soc/shit

>felicity
>avada
>okay i got nothing here
>pain
>shitty doctors
>/soc/
so why are people still saying the server is going down the shitter if it's been this way for years

>>168029658

Fuck off.

It's not even funny, especially with all these new players. What if a couple of them take you seriously, and the metashitter/inarticulate, borderline illiterate shitmin actually does this?

>>168038342
Because now it's even worse, it's always been bad but it's been fringe cases everybody says is bad.

People legitimately defend the metaclub and their ban worthy actions, Pain outright bans people because his pals don't like them and he's the headmin so an appeal is impossible. Pomf also no longer cares about the server unlike back then when he did.

It's worse now for sure and the people that can see it don't want to do anything about it for fear of being banned.

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>>168038652
Why did Carsh get permabanned then?

>>168038883
I really don't know, he was somehow so shit he got banned even with metaclub protection.

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>>168039034
>The metaclub is all powerful and any one in the metaclub will never be banned
>How come Carsh was banned
>I dunno lol! METACLUB IS REAL THO. NO ONE IN METACLUB GET BANNED

>This is how metaclub conspiracy theorists actually think.

>>168039279
>pupper consists of every admin on the server
it never did though
it was just harse's attempt at getting some admin friends and now it's a dead corp with 6 people in

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>>168039494
The image isn't real dumby.

Its a goof on that one guys conspiracy image.

>>168039279
>Avada got 14 notes in 1 month and ic in ooc'd multiple times in the pupper discord
>No ban

>People the metaclub dislike get banned for unknown reasons
I also never said the people in the metaclub never get banned, they just get away with way more shit than the average player

>>168039494
It's only 5 now
https://evewho.com/corp/Pupper+Appreciation+Station
>>168039619
>conspiracy image
yes keep saying conspiracy so people think the metaclub is just a huge lie!

>>168039619
don't you call me dumby

>tfw had a thyroidectomy and have to rely on synth T4 for the rest of my life
Thyroid organ when?
Thyroid surgery when?
Augmented/mechanical thyroids when?
Hyperzine could be reworked into adjusting your thyroid's metabolism making chem metabolism, hunger, and speed increased

>>168039686
Avada was banned though.

Multiple times.

>>168039775
Overactive thyroids when?
#notyourgoodfatty

>>168039839
With the amount of notes they have it's a surprise they haven't been perma'd.

They weren't banned for the pupper ic in ooc despite it happening multiple times because zealotron was the admin there and wouldn't want to ban his friend that his entire eve corp relied on. They weren't even given a note for it.

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>>168040013
>IC'd the OCK in discord told not to do this

Nope no notes at all.

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>>168036906
>Snowflake shit will never get por-

>>168040181
That was the regular discord, nothing came of the ic in ooc that was done in the pupper discord.

>told not to do this
>does it again but in the discord ran by their friend

>>168037992
>tfw you broke their heart
I'm so sorry

>>168040225
FELICITY IS

CUTE


CUUUUUTEEEE

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>>168040262
Where is the proofs?

All you did was send Nuklear a shitty shopped image.

Fun mommi round

>>168040225
Why does the hair come with an accessory
We already have a flower hairpin
This is just redundant and lazy

>>168040479
GREAT mommi round

Waifu fags are the most pathetic people on the planet.

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>actually get the best aspects of engineering fully functioning before the end of a dorf round

Actually getting it working by the end made me happier than you could ever imagine. Thanks for helping, mommis.

>set up a speaker to read a WGW extract when someone says 'the'
>place it way the fuck out the way
>it gets moved
>go and find it and move it back/away
>it gets moved again
>repeat about 4 times
>eventually the speaker assembly just goes missing altogether

Who was my nemesis?
I'm fairly certain it was an admin because the last place I hid it was pretty fucking hidden.

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>>168039686

Meanwhile, admins use notes as justification for bans and previous 'bad behaviour' for players that have 4 notes in as many years. For comparison, 14 notes in 1 month, for 4 years would be 672 notes.

>>168040595
>waifu complainers are the most pathetic people on the planet

FTFY

Clown if you're reading this, mime here i dragged you to the shuttle on the dorf round, had a great time watching mommi's break your skull with ZAS over and over.

Hey, how do I learn2code for ss13

>>168040626
That's not a RUST

>>168040626
>Autism every other part but leave the single vent pumps at the miners

>>168040714
Learn other programming languages and come back later

>>168040686
found the waifu sub human

1488 gas the waifus

>>168030986
>>168032438
He complained about shitters a lot. Basically banhounding hard.

Eventually, there was a lot of people out for his blood, so a lot of negative opinion in circulation, and he got banned.

>>168040790
Is w3schools a good start?

>>168040714

Just do it. Get started. See how others have coded things and start small.

>>168040654

Admins do that quite often, yeah. Tcomms were really slow / bugged, so this is probably what happened.

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>>168040440
>everything I don't like is shopped
If it were shopped why did pupper discord immediately turn off all invites and not accept randoms to join? Probably didn't want people looking into the ic in ooc shit.

>>168040678
The notes system is really shitty, most admins do not put enough context in their notes so they look way worse than they actually are. I have notes that make no sense unless you know why they were added.

Is there a way to test NTSL scripts outside of the game?

>>168040714
Why bother? It's an archaic language that has no use beyond a dated 2d sprite engine. What time you sink into it will be wasted compared to learning a proper programming language with far better results

>>168040936
Just dick around on the test serb or a personal serb

>Oh boy, only one MD
>Oh fuck, it's Yahir
>Join, Oh fuck it's dorf
>Gather tools and such for Yahir, he tells me to fuck off
>Later hear him denying service to patients because they're cunts
>Heal said patients because he is also a cunt
>Decide to loot the station
>Manage to fix up tcomms with assistance from a MoMMI patching the cold loop
>Comms code is such a disfunctional mess that it delays your actual speech to simulate comms delay
>Turn the fucker off when the shuttle's coming, some stuff is still lighting up despite no power
>Actually get some medical supplies in, they're never taken to medical
>Braindeads keep flying into the mining shuttle every time the door's opened
>Try and set up a way to call the mining shuttle to the station, trust my miner bro with the board from the bridge
>He runs off, doesn't say where, find him in a cocoon 25 minutes later having been mauled by a space polar bear, also cocooned to the side of him
>Surfer and Rin the slut squad decide to try and have a girls night out on the destroyed station
>I tell them not to go by medical
>Later, find surfer bitten by spiders, and Rin apparently hiding below medical because spiders
>Have to to and thro three times to get the shit to heal Surfer, Rin just makes their way back
>Have to physically drag Suffer back to medical when she can't stand to be away from Rin and Emilia

Just, fuck everybody but the MoMMIs and engineering staff

>>168040654
Fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your cow. That shit broke Tcomms more than the fucking explosions

>>168040440
Have you tried just asking Zealot? He admits it was a bad judgement on his behalf.

>>168040921

Not sure where all this was posted, or what happened to it, but you should make a post here:

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2688&p=18331

Some other guy was whining about zealotron being a shit admin already.

Its a shame no humans found the borers. Some mommi's wanted to raise them but NO. NO. BAD MOMMI NO.

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>>168040921
>No Timestamp On IC OOC
>Time Stamps on response

>>168041082
What he's not posting is that Pain did respond to him.

Someone log dive for me so I can know what interesting stuff happened that round.

>>168040921
Solarious, fuck off with this. You are wasting your time and your life and it's genuinely pathetic. It's a fucking videogame, one that you are banned from for being so toxic no one wanted you there. Just fucking move on with your sad, lonely life.

Guys how do we remove Curver from /vg/station?
He's a toxic cancer that's just trying to stir up drama and shit on the community. We have to come up with a way to properly deal with this and perma ban him as soon as possible.

>>168041042
only reason he admits it was a bad judgement is because everyone is aware that he let it happen

Wow Curver's a real asshole
How long has he been playing? I think his days are numbered

>>168041257
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
Enjoy. Don't expect anyone else to do that becauss logs are a nightmare to thoroughly read.
>>168041380
Which moves us to "yes it happened" which is what I responded about

>>168041082
Anon it was sent directly to Mr.Pain the headmin, if nothing comes of that then a forumpost is useless.

>>168041193
Actually read it, it says "1st of december" and "8:13pm", what more of a timestamp is needed, down to the second?

>>168041303
>It's a fucking video game
Isn't this just like the worst argument for breaking the rules? Perhaps it works in a single player game but in a multiplayer game with long rounds it's not good enough. The rules are simple, just fucking follow them so everyone has fun.
>attack the poster rather than the argument
EVERY TIME

>>168041257
we had like 7 mommis's and expanded the place massively. someone made a room for us to make everything needed to make machines so we made those, set up power, fixed telecoms kinda, made space easier to travel, setup the vents and eventually made a docking station for shuttle only for everyone to blow up on arrival

only other thing of note is some guy was blocking the tiny bridge in the main base and attacking people if they tried to cross but he vanished. prolly killed for being an ass.

>>168040225

>your autismfu is now cuter than ever.

Im gonna marry her!

Anyone got that one pill autism picture?

>>168041513
SOLARIOUS
YOU ARE BANNED
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
NOBODY BUT YOU CARES
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, YOU WASTE OF FUCKING OXYGEN.

If you want to fucking know, avada got a day ban for ick ock the second time they did it. This is the standard punishment for it, because Kammer remembered they had ick ock'd before via Discord. The standard ban length for ick ock is 15 minutes. Maybe Zealotron should have applied a note, but why should he log into ss13 from EVE to apply a 15 minute ban? He spoke to them to stop. They didn't do it, and got a day ban for repeat offenses and hasn't since.
You are running in circles around a resolved issue to feed your grudge ego for a game you aren't part of. What is your major malfunction?

>>168041749
t. harse

Post your worst Curver ss13 stories
I'll start:

>getting on the shuttle home, ready to write greentext stories
>Curver has a fit of autism trying to get a seat, starts toolboxing a bunch of people
>hit the cunt back with my archeolgy sword in self defence to stop him trying to kill half the shuttle with everyone else
>he disarms me and takes my sword
>have to spend the rest of the shuttle ride home in a crowded med area, bad mood so no thread post stories

>tries to lie to admins about why he did it and try and get me banned with NO PROOF!!

Fucking cunt

>>168041951
And this is why /vg/ is shit. You are the reason why we can't have nice things, cancer.

>Play SS13
>Never bother to look at names of people I don't need to or remember then after the round is over
>Have fun

fucking cunt

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>>168041951
>why should an admin have to do their job ablu blu

Who're you trying to convince, retard?

>>168041951
Why are you so angry? It is just a game :^)

>Attack the poster rather than the argument
It just makes you seem really childish, can't you just have a regular conversation? You seem incapable of posting without insults, just calm down. Not sure why you're so angry, it's just thread shitposting

>>168041951
I dunno, anon. I was trying to liken it to ick ocking in the thread, but it's not, we can control who speaks in the Discord. I'm thinking it should have been less than 1 day both times I banned someone for ick ocking in the Discord, but still more than ick ock in the thread. BUT, like you say, it was the second time and there's a limit to how dumb you can be.
On that note, DO NOT ICK OCK IN #ick, THAT IS NOT THE MEANING OF THAT NAME.

>>168041951
>but why should he log into ss13 from EVE to apply a 15 minute ban?
Why should he be a admin?

>>168041951
>but why should he log into ss13 from EVE to apply a 15 minute ban?
Couldn't he just ping another admin and tell them to give avada a note and a ban for it?

Instead he did nothing and didn't even act after he was finished playing eve, he could've applied a note next time he logged in right?

>>168042276
attention

>>168028931
It's probably going to be Nex or Pain.

as a borer, what are the main drugs I should put in people? the options overwhelm me

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>>168041951
Long day at work bud?

>>168042498
Dexalin+ for suffocation damage
Kelotane/Dermaline for Burns
Bicard for Brute
Anti-Toxin for (try and guess)
Hyperzine for SUPER SPEED

This is all you'll probably ever need, don't worry too much about specialist chems

>>168042498

just learn what chemistry does first

>>168042498
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry
You'll be warned if the amount you're injecting will OD them. Mind that rezadone, if you can make it, will hurt them if they get more than 7u of it even if it doesn't OD them so only put max 7u in and let it run out before putting more in

>>168041951
>NOBODY BUT YOU CARES
but that isn't true

I AM GOING TO KILL THEM IF THEY MERGE THAT FUCKING INVISIBLE SPRAY NERF

WHY IS FUN NOT ALLOWED

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>>168042276
>Be at funeral
>See some one breaking a minor rule in my spessmans game
>Sorry guys, I need to leave I have to go home and ban some one its my job

>>168042498
Chem borer isn't worth it anymore after head borer lost some chems like hyperzine, go into the arm for flesh hook

>>168042937
>A funeral is the same thing as being on his computer playing a game

i c

>>168042937
He could apply a note when he's home, or tell another admin to ban them

Why is he checking his discord at a funeral anyway? Such a bad example.

>>168042961
Go chest borer for muh resistances.

>>168042061

That's particularly low effort, and I doubt it's fooling anyone.

> AI takes a minute+ to open the captain's office for me
> AI releases clown suspiciously quickly after he gets brigged for major dbaggery
> Warden and officer tell me they saw a BSOD blue APC in telecomms
> Meet with acting captain and write him a message to blow the borgs under the guise of dealing with the clown
> five minutes later
SMELELLELELELE
That felt powergamey as fuck even though everything was a properly escalated response

>>168042937
You can ban over the bans page.

>>168043021
>Values are universal and If I would do it so should every one else!

I am just taking your argument to its logical extreme. If an Admin isnt on duty. They have no obligation to do anything.

>>168043109
AI was just new/bad

>>168043109
The clown being released is standard on ASIMOV

We dindu nuffin up to that point and the AI didn't communicate very much or keep us at all informed

>>168043136
They have an obligation to at least report it don't they?

Does a police officer that isn't on duty just see a car theft happen and keep walking? No, he calls it in with the agency.

>>168043136
>I am just taking your argument to its logical extreme
Well that's not really logical, is it?
Are you just arguing for the sake of arguing because 'I'm fitting into 4chan guiz'

>>168043240
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html

Invalid Argument.

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>>168041349
>>168042061
>>168041349
>>168041471

If it's about http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2688&start=90, I was asked to post that.

Curver/(Curver): Could I see my notes please, if you're not too busy? - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
JustSumGuy/(JustSumGuy)->Curver/(Curver): http://pastebin.com/5sPvcYQj
Curver/(Curver)->JustSumGuy/(JustSumGuy): Thanks.
Curver/(Curver)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): Just want to point out this: Zealotron: "Was very unrepentant and cocky in ahelps. Has a history of being valid hungry."
Curver/(Curver)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): I have 6 notes since 2013, and this is how they get used all the time
Curver/(Curver)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): And this is the incident it's about: http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3417
Curver/(Curver)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): I wasn't even unpleasant in ahelps. How would I get bullshit notes such as this removed?
...
JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner)->Curver/(Terrible Pain): Yes, I remember that. Suppose the best I can do is add that thread to the notes as context
Curver/(Terrible Pain)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): I really don't get why Sawbones is even an admin
Curver/(Terrible Pain)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): But if you could do that, please do. Thanks.
Curver/(Terrible Pain)->JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner): I suppose I should just keep better logs and post a deadmin request some time
JustSumGuy/(Romeo Swarner)->Curver/(Terrible Pain): Feedback, bringing it up to pain/aurx directly as well. These things can be done
...

>>168043109
From an observers point of view, it didn't seem powergamey at all. It was simply a very competent response to a very lucky early warning.

>>168043346
>american law
Anyway they don't have to actively stop crime when off duty but they can and should at least report it

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>>168043308
Yes you caught me. I am le redditor here do dee epik lulz i make controversial posts 2 fit in and gain social standing among mee leeegion fellow friends online. The bacon narwhales at midnight fellow 4channer, u sure are an old fag u must rlly knoe how 2 post and be edgy while not trying 2 be edy lololololol.,

>>168042112
>adminning space is a full time job
>they have to do this shit 24/7 365 or they're shit and i hate them!!!
If you want to go ahead and make Space your entire life, even when you're not online, go ahead and apply for admin. Otherwise, fuck off you autistic whiners.

>>168041951
>NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
How much do you wanna bet people prefer solarious over someone like zealotron?

>>168043807
That's not what that post was talking about
Nice mental gymnastics though

>>168043807
>take every argument to the absolute extreme because they can't make a good point

Bravo metaclub

>>168043824
Make a poll on the forums or in-game if you really want to find that out solarious. Oh wait. You're banned from BOTH for being toxic and none of the admins like you. Nice one!

Requesting for notes to be permanently deleted after a year when?

>>168042937
There's a fucking browser in EVE, even if his left hand is too busy masturbating to hit alt tab.

Literally what is the excuse

>>168043136
>If an Admin isnt on duty. They have no obligation to do anything.
That have no obligation to do anything, ever, but we EXPECT them to maintain order here.

If they're just looking over it and ignoring their friends rulebreaking, then they're not fit to serve, are they?

>your argument
He's not me, I'm literally a random who plays on weekends.

>>168043991
>attack the poster rather than the argument

This shit is why Hillary lost you know, you get too worked up over "the person im against is bad" and all you end up doing is throwing insults rathering that trying to have reasonable discourse. It makes you look petty and also in the wrong, it also adds nothing to the argument except furthers the idea that you guys think "everybody that disagrees with me is solarious"

>toxic
ss13 is LoL now?

>>168043824
Literally nobody wants zealotron as admin or even anywhere close to /vg/

the fact he somehow got into this position makes me believe that everyone was in some sort of month long coma while pomf decided to let someone with as shitty a track record as sawbones be admin

>>168044021
how do you even check notes on players?

>>168043824
http://www.strawpoll.me/12317068

inb4 >strawpoll

>>168044310
>the fact he somehow got into this position makes me believe that everyone was in some sort of month long coma
The peter principle. There's literally nothing remarkable about him, so he was put as high as he could be until his retardation couldn't be hidden.

>>168044310
I like zealotron

>>168044498
how much did he pay you to say this

>>168044498
Heard you like horse fucking too

>>168044551
5 mil isk.

>>168044450
But it's like, everyone knew the exact kind of shitter he was way before he became admin

I just don't see how it's possibly for him to have gotten into this position through any other means than sucking a whole lot of pomf dick

>>168044310
Stop picking on the rat prince. This is a hit piece, nobody should hate him. His youtube videos he put out are proof that he's a funny lovable person, who can hate that?

>>168044732
>rat prince

I don't get the joke??

>>168044818
he made the name rat prince to try to sidestep the name rule when it was still active. He was admin during this mind you

>>168044818
it's an inside metaclub joke you fuck

>>168044684
>But it's like, everyone knew the exact kind of shitter he was way before he became admin
Maybe it was like Trading Places, except with an actual retard, and in the end he's still a retard, and there's only one of him.

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>>168044818
>he doesn't remember the Pete Zuh tier self shilling the "rat prince" sawbones did before being adminned.

I voted for Zealtron, did you?

>>168044378
this is not a meme question

He's a shit player but an ok admin. Shittery doesn't translate to his adminig abilities

>>168044889
sorry I was never invited to the metaclub
>>168045041
wasn'/t it used to be jarl rat prince because he liked skyrim or something?

>>168045182
You dont. You ask the admins and hope they tell them too you completely.

isnt Zealotron Dante Smith?

>>168040497
>taking time out of MY round to make my character look nice
Excuse you, sweetie.

Okay guys, settle this once and for all.

Is the metaclub real or is it made up?

>>168045192
What admin abilities?

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>Zealot is active on the discord
>This damage control "oh look I'm an anon and I like sawbones" posting

>>168045395
It's real

>>168044409
Uhhhhhhhhhh... Stop hitting Solarious!!!

>>168045395
It's not real

>>168045464
>he doesn't like the best admin zealotron aka rat prince sawbones

Hello Solarious sweetie! Shouldn't you be in pre-school right now honeybun?

>>168045395
It may be real.

>>168043136
>I am just taking your argument to its logical extreme.
thats retarded though

zealotron here

if you dislike me let's have a private chat over byond, just drop your ckeys and i'll "message" you

>>168046125
Solarious

>>168046125
Curver
But I know I'm not going to get any messages

>>168046125
Dragonbro

>>168046125
RFultra

>>168046268
>>168046315
>>168046435
I lied I've actually reported you all to pain, expect a permaban with no appeal soon

>>168046125
u're mom steve

Meet me in eros room 7 and you'll see why they call me sawBONER

I want to cuddle with felicity!

>>168046798
t. Felicity/Ashe

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>the metaclub memers come out of the wood work in order too use satirical humor too deflect honest discourse.

Like fucking clock work. I know your tactics now, metaclub, you can't fool me.

I want Rin to crush my balls under her heel!

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if ya'll are being serious about this waifu crap you're a bunch of weirdos

Why were DragonBro and MustardTiger deadminned?

>>168047320
It's just shitposting
At least in regards to ss13 waifus

>>168047127
metaclubbing is now a scientific method

what are we becoming?

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Who is the worst admin on this server?

>>168048257
Unironically me

>>168046517
Oh no not again

>>168047413
Dragonbro on request for doing something he's done before

MustardTiger because he'd had enough of spess

>>168048257
Zealotron

>>168048257
Pomf

>>168048257
ZTH

just kidding :^)

>>168044409
Shit, he got blown the fuck out.

Nobody likes zealotron

>>168044409
>zealotron less popular than a banned shitter

>>168048257
Ghlor

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kolith please

>>168049392
rip

ded serb

>Nobody can move
>Serb dies right after

C U C K E D

>station V2 will never be finished
REEE IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GREAT I WOULD BE THE CAPTAIN AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY

Thank god HoP decided to withdraw his very vague request to kill every crew member outside of their workplace after 20 minutes

what a robust head

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>mfw people can't move

>>168048725

Mustard was deadminned because he went full retard. He started screaming over ahelp against a player for killing him. First, as a normal admin, but later admitting that the incident had involved him. Also, the incident involved the player misinterpreting a bug exploit for malice, which was completely valid.

Other than that, Mustard was an OK admin.

>>168048257

Zealotron. Metaclubber, talks like a 12 year old, sometimes has a temper that matches.

>>168049645
dunsel is an absolute retard, he should know not to play head

>>168049645
Were they even an antag? I was executed for being in the pod bay as a mechanic which, since spacepod mechanic is literally an alt-title for I thought it was okay

>>168049645
Where are the validhungry borgs when you need them?

>>168049652
JUST
LIKE
THAT

So while its dead, how exactly do I get blank discs in virology to put my diseases on? I start with 3 that have diseases on them, burn one like the wiki says then all the instructions assume I have a blank disc I don't have.

serb ded?

>>168046969
I want to make the science lesbians bi!

>>168049645
I can't help but notice no job bans cropping up

>>168049958
ahelp/pray for some

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>>168018641
Big AME's are worthless and memes

>Runs out of fuel in 30 seconds

>>168049392
he was so bad.
I got a shit ban from him that I never contested and now will follow me 5ever

>>168049958
What are you trying to do?

>>168049958
Use the machine to print out symptoms you want to keep

>>168049958
Gotta copy a virus, and burn the symptoms onto it, overwriting the symptoms currently on it

>>168049958
You know the thing you use for antibodies?
You can make new trays with it
Just stick a blood vial full of a virus inside it, and shit them out, have rad be over 100, and pray that you get good shit after a few mutations it gets while it matures

>>168049958

why do you need blank discs? The computer can just pop out new ones and that's all you need to modify a virus

>>168050046
No shit, if you actually want to use AMEs for anything other then short bursts of power you need multiple small ones.

>>168050009
Excuse me?
Admins don't have to do their job 24/7
Why don't you lay the fuck off and let people live their lives?

>>168050128
why multiple small ones?
is there an optimal size?

>>168049958

Inject your blood inside a vial, mix it with the virus you got from one of the three discs

It's will give you a "blank" disc to use while you get the symptoms you want

You can also go to Cargo to get more viruses

>>168050150
yer a real jester anon I like you

>>168050209
Because it burns through those 1000 fuel rather quickly if it's bigger

>>168050150
but
did you
ahelp it

how do you make the research outpost on def not run out of power?

>>168050048
Just following the wiki word by word then I realized I had no discs. I wasn't trying to do anything in particular.

>>168050226
Ah CTRL+F'ing blood shows I somehow missed this on the wiki page

>>168048257
Me, I don't know how this game works

t. Qbone

If you choose Discount Dan over Getmore Chocolate..
you might be a real spessman.

>>168050465
Turn on the solars in maint, northeast corner

>>168050009

Serbia died. Most people don't know who the antags were, and if there were even any.

Sec was complete shit and didn't communicate, Ciara was constantly harmbatonning people for no reason, borgs were killing due to the HoP's odd order, etc.

Wow, made it on the shuttle AFK. Thanks.

>>168050735
what should the SME input/output be?

>>168050816
it was fucking extended if you check the logs

>>168050706
Cue Bone is cute! CUTE!

>>168050729
Food tier list:

>Elder god tier
Food delivery by vox traders
>Good tier
Eating whatever gimmicky shit the chef puts out
>Bad tier
Getmore Chocolate
>Suicide tier
Discount Dan

>Zealotron asks his friends to shill him in the thread

Lots
Of
Love

>>168051285
>wah, I need my food specially prepared for me!
Getmore is for contraband and coins

>>168051372
Screenshot

>>168051372
you're just sad you don't have any friends

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>>168051246

>>168051285
Real chef food = vox trader food > cargo pizza > getmore = discount dans >>>> deep fried grilled burned mess, faggot and cheese wedge flavoured gummy bear on a plate

>>168051092
Then who got the borgs to deathmarch the station?

>>168051575
Things are shaping up for you as a newmin

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>>168051496

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bay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ

>>168051372
do not

>>168051285
honestly im just happy when we have any food. most of the games i played either had no chef or he died like 5 mins in

>>168051615
the fucking non-antag HoP Dunsel ordered the borgs to murder everyone outside of their departments on code red

>>168052216
is he a waifu tho'? its okay if hes a waifu

>>168052341
>said no one ever

>>168052446
but i just said it

>check thread for the first time in two years, trying to catch up before playing again after i quit for being banned
>Now a new layer of drama because of Discord
Why do I even bother at this point.

>>168053840
>making some shitty space drama about you
I think you're a perfect candidate for the discord actually

>>168053840
n-no it STOPS drama!

w-we're valid

>>168051285
>>Suicide tier
>Discount Dan


Dan is more cost effective than getmore

but not as cost effective as the fast food menu

>tfw no /po/ server, where everything is made of paper

>>168054387
>autisming far from food sources
>slow down due to hunger
>remember I swung by cargo and bought a lunchbox earlier
Rarely happens, but I either stuff my survival box with medical supplies, concentrated food, or both

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>>168055042
forgot crucial picture

Remember, you have a 0.003% chance to find a figure of law enforcement in a random locker.

Give it a try someday.

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hey, i noticed the time suit PR and saw people didn't like the sprite that much so i cooked this thing up, should i finish the side, helmet and in hand sprites too?

>>168056037
That looks fuckin' rad.

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>>168056037

>>168056037
pretty good

>>168056037
sprite is 10/10. keep going with it

>>168032749
>then asks his friends to upvite it
>check the upboats
>carshalash voted despite being permabanned
>carshalash voted despite not having voted on ANY other recent PRs
Holy shit
You weren't kidding

>>168056037
Can you make it even more weeb friendly than you already have?

>>168056128
>>168056195
>>168056220
>>168056223
aight on it

>>168043424

Really makes you think . . . The moment he opens a thread he gets shit on in the thread. Same happened when he got dragonbro deadminned over sperging out and exploiting. Archive search almost turns up nothing on him before that even though I seemingly always see his ckey in WHO when I play . . .

Admins shitpost too.

Would be a shame if metaclub decided to ban him as he's actually a fairly decent player. Clones people as clown/sec and has fun gimmicks.

>>168056397
Yeah judging by the timing and structure of those posts, that's pretty definitely samefagging.

>>168056037
Original spriter of the shit sprite, that looks pretty good.

For the best that you changed the palette from metal greys to blue, was the main complaint that it blended in too well with the default floor sprite

>>168056037
>someone played time shift

>>168056397
>Archive search almost turns up nothing on him
He was permabanned for some months, wasn't he?

>>168056261
Carshalarsh, who is permabanned
Harse Theef, who just got their own personal shitty waifu hair added
Iamgoofball, who is goofball

>>168056261
the emojiocracy isn't real man

probe stated that he doesn't care about what the thumbs say

>>168056397
I only waifu post ironically
t.admin

>>168056930
i noticed immidiately you inspired your sprite from timeshift, and i think if you look at it the suit actually looks like a metallic blue and i wanted to avoid a plain gray scheme to not make it look like a assistant

>>168056397
What did he mean by this?

>>168056037
put it on top of the basic floor sprite

>permabanned players can vote on github
Why?

>>168057654
Yeah, github ban carsh when?

>>168057027

No just jobbanned from clown and mime for ahelping an officer killing him after 'baiting' him into this (tg-style ban really).

>>168057695
>github ban
anon i have bad news

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?

>>168057654
>github
>vote
xD

Want to hear an even hotter meme
perma and forum banned players trying to "vote" under someone else's ckey