Hitman edition
Previously failed stelf stealth >>167542834
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First for gay scalies.
>>167965653
second for pitched up break the rules
>>167965773
rrerr
HAHA
FOOLED YA GUYS
>>167966228
I don't remember that.
>>167965653
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>>167966309
This faggot
Murky Station Loud Version when?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What are good stealth heist movies?
Everyone knows the loud heist movies.
But where are the sneaky stealthy ones?
>>167968134
mission unpossible
Which weapons should I try to get as a fairly new player?
>>167969661
Buy all dlcs and maybe you'll find something you like
>>167969661
Deagle or the M308, MosconiNot the Joceline
Those are the ones that you need if you are new
>>167969661
M308 or Car-4 for loud, judge Shotgun for stealth
Do I want a primary with less ammo or more ammo when running a sentry build?
>>167970159
all you need is 1 grenade launcher
>>167970159
>sentry build
there's your problem
>>167970159
use dual saws
Anybody up for doing "Here comes the pain train" achievement?
>>167972028
Sure, but you'll probably get more people in the group chat.
>>167972775
ok, i guess I'll try that
>>167972775
got more responses here than in the chat
>>167970159
You want to have a gun that gets the highest % ammo return per box. Low damage sniper rifles are a good choice for this, Bootleg rifle or JP36 works too but that might need point investment into body expertize.
Generally if i use sentry's i use single shot DMR's or light sniper rifles. 160 damage ones, with beserker and anarchist.
Nade launchers are also good, except arbiter. Go for the china puff.
>stelfing Car Shop OD
>pubs fail it twice at the very end
I'm never going to succeed am I
>>167974406
>multiplayer stealth
You deserve it.
>>167974406
Kick them you dumbass
daily reminder that the new heists are shit
>>167974709
Broccoli 101 is pretty fun, first sniper roleplay heist
how do I roleplay in this game
>>167978097
just start screaming into the mic really loudly that you NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAG
>>167978252
I already do that
>>167980156
Don't act dumb, or you are going to end up in a pickle, helvete.
Why do they wear suits when they rob a bank
does anyone have a download link for the le castle vania songs that does not require facebook or anything?
>>167984274
YEAH
>>167970159
>running
fuck off
>>167987724
>>167984128
muh aesthetic
join chat to play some OD
pls
>>167933136
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>>167987724
What is this new breed of autism
What is the reasoning for having to move the morretta in The Bomb: Dockyard? Wouldnt it be easier to find a way to dock the ship from its original position.
>>167993807
Cant board it on that place
You could find a way, bring rope or something
>>167974406
>not just kicking every straggler who's not at the escape with you
>>167994310
>can't board a ship with 4 entry walkways mounted on it from 2 sides
Yeah no.
i miss trashley :(
>>167965653
>still no keanu reeves voice dlc
0/10 Overkill, worst dlc policy
>>168001342
The day Starbreeze manages to get Keanu to do VA work again is the day hell freezes over.
It's one of the reasons why we're stuck with ONE Wick.
Quick question - how many guards spawns on Yacht on normal?
>>168002658
Like 8, and 2 civs
>>168003218
thx.
This CAR-4 just sorta appeared in my inventory, and wasn't there when I looked earlier,then it disappeared when I looked again.
I donated $10 to the organization for a Mega Sydney mask
How long does it take for it to arrive?
>>168006730
It's been a while.
Should've gotten it by now, my man.
TWO YEARS
>>168007068
I meant I just donated it around the time that was posted, because they're still giving out codes.
>>168008646
what is wolf's mask trying to convey?
jiro's son issokol
>>168001342
Keanu doesn't voice act for games sadly. He had a bad experience years ago in which he did a really bad job of it for a video game. Everyone said he was crap which he kind of was, he felt it just wasn't for him and doesn't do it.
>>168001886
>>168013530
Surely he can't fuck up voicing john wick?
>>168015135
Maybe but he just personally feels he's not good enough to voice act from what i've heard. Due to past experience.
Not sure if it is true or not but i've heard it circling around before.
>>168015135
>>168015824
Some people are simply better actors on-screen. However, I think that Keanu could do at least a semi-decent job for this. Even if it was his worst performance ever, it would be 1000x better than what we have now.
Also, John Wick looks nothing like Keanu. Annoys the shit out of me.
>>168016376
Yeh voice acting isn't anything like film acting. You're expected to deliver quite a difference and usually more "extreme" performance for video games than on the screen. It's one of the most under appreciated jobs in the market from what i heard.
Sounds like Keanu is just a bit shy of fucking up again.
>>168016727
Ashley, I donated to the charity. I need my code desu.
>>168016727
Ashley be myboyfriend
>>168015135
he doesn't do voices lmao
in fact, most of his movie roles involves him barely talking, if at all
Overkill making an OTP official when ?
>>168017829
This image gives me autism
>>168017829
lewd clover model WHERE
>>168019380
There are images of her without anything on aside from her mask on R34 sites
No idea where the model would be, though.
Did they nerf dodge builds? I haven't played since after Hoxton revenge.
>>168019612
They seem to be alright recently. I'm using Crook and it's pretty great.
I'm a perpetual Overkill shitter though.
>>168019612
Yes
>>168020663
>playing on overkill
Dude, at least play on Mayhem. I literally fell asleep once playing Overkill.
>>168017829
Has anyone noticed that Clover's mask has clovers on it? Also Clover is Irish and clover is some sort of an Irish symbol
>>168021453
wow dude I never noticed it u must have like hawk sight or smthn, what does it mean in your opinion all these symbols and the name???
>>168019612
Dodge took like a -10% total hit but otherwise it's pretty much the same.
One could argue it's even stronger in the OD meta right now.
>>168021607
Why is dodge good? Is it just a name for crit build or do people actually think dodge chance is good for OD? Coz you still need to camp every time your armor breaks and wait for it to regen.
>>168021893
>Coz you still need to camp every time your armor breaks and wait for it to regen.
You do that for armour too, I don't see what the argument is.
>>168021893
I'm an armorfag but i run dodge build on OD because you die in 2 hits armor or not.
>>168022086
No I mean what's the benefit of the actual dodge. You don't go fighting if your armor breaks even with dodge build, so do people call dodge build a crit build or what's the point of dodge% on OD?
>>168022337
To dodge bullets.
Armour builds, you tank bullets until you go into cover.
Dodge builds, you dodge bullets until you go into cover.
Yes, the dodge % is worth it.
>>168022337
It's like armour in that it keeps you alive. It's an alternative playstyle that works, and on top of that you get massive speed compared to armour.
M E G A S Y D N E Y
>>168022434
I've done a few OD's and to me dodge makes no difference, I just get low detection for crits and don't bother with dodge skills and use the points elsewhere
>>168022938
Gone in less than 30 seconds gg wp
>>167990357
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>>168022942
>I've done a few OD's
Did them all and trust me dodge works really good on OD.
>>168023002It was probably never available to begin with.
>>168015824
>>168016376
>>168016727
>Even if it was his worst performance ever, it would be 1000x better than what we have now.
This. I think he can't fuck it up that bad. All he would really have to do is just voice the lines and pretend he is doing a movie, that would be enough. We know how John Wick sounds like, we just need voice lines delivered by him.
I am not expect him to bring me to tears on how good it is, I just want to sound like Keanu.
>>168023591
>inb4 we make a petition to get keanu to voice him, I mean hey it worked for getting old hoxton back, wonders can happen.
>>168022337
Dodge scales
>>168024092
What do you mean?
>>168024410
It works the same as it does on any difficulty, so it works very well on One Down. Armour is much, much, much worse on 1D than it is on Overkill.
>>168023591
Hell, put him in the mocap booth so we can get some new third person animations and some martial arts animations for bots.
>>168024410
That it scales. As enemy damage approaches infinity armor/health effectiveness hits 0 while dodge stays at it's %.
>>168024410
Dodge dodges in terms of bullets, not damage.
So as the damage of cop bullets go up:
- 200 armour will tank up to only 200 damage + leftover from last bullet.
- Dodge will still 100% of every bullet dodged, and thus, more damage dodged in general
And then when your armour's out, you're susceptible to getting downed in one shot regardless of armour or dodge but dodge gives you a chance to dodge it and still get out alive.
>>168024410
Scalies in suits
Deathwish is easier than Mayhem
>>168025365
*double black dozers charge at you*
u dun fukd up kid
*deals 2x240dmg shots*
psst, nathing personnel kid
>>168023591
>>168023779
If you can somehow convince Keanu to try.
>>168025365
No, seriously. Decent players join DW when they don't want to do 1D, and garbage players who come from OVK because they find it too easy when they already have no experience try Mayhem and fail horribly. That, and Mayhem isn't demonized like DW/1D is, meaning any scrub tries to join it think they'll do okay.
Pic fucking related.
>>168026598
If what's been said in this thread is true, Keanu.didn't want to do it because he's shit at voice acting. However, it's been around 15 years since he last tried and, if he sees massive support, he may actually try to do it. Not the worst idea to start a petition.
Why is Mayhem harder than DW?
>>168027757
Because you play smarter on DW due to the increased risk of death, and what I mentioned above your post
So has anyone tried Yacht heist with pubbies yet
>>168028625
>>>/reddit/
>>168028713
butthurt alt-righter detected
>>168028625
Jokes on you, finished it on OD with pubs on second try.
I just realised that PD1 music was similar to Prodigy's
>>168026807
I think Keanu really needs to feel in the character, and action helps him achieve that, it's like it helps him focus to be moving and memorizing choreography for fights. He's always better in a movie with choreographed fight scenes. If he's just being a voice, he doesn't get to BE that character physically which makes it harder for him.
>>168031324
Its not like anyone here has him on speed dial either.
>>168031531
>YWN call Keanu just to chat and maybe hang out sometime
>>168031787
He actually seems like a cool guy though
>>168031787
>tfw ywn just quietly sit on a park bench feeding pigeons with Keanu
>>168031895
He is dating a tranny.
>>168032036
is he dating ashley
>>168032036
Yes he is.
ded
Good night, /pdg/
>>168038178
GET THE FUCK UP
>>168037502
What's up with the weeb shit in this collage? Can someone post a not ruined version please
SUNAIPAAAAAAAA
>>168031324
>when he uses the +1 shell attachment in the movie
>>168038916
OH SHIT! SNIPER, TAKE COV-
So apparently new sniper gets max 22 concealment while Desertfox gets 21. Can anyone confirm this new dodge sniper meta?
>>168039629
Unless you're doing 1440 damage headshots with that thing, it's not "meta".
>>168026807
it's not that he's shit at voicework per se. It's that the Matrix video game he did was a miserable experience with a final product he hated.
That the actual work involved would be maybe a weekend of standing in a studio recording 5 different variants of "sniper! get down!" and a half dozen jokey sentences about boredly working on a crossword puzzle or getting scared by a bug. The man doesn't like vidya gaem voice work, and that's his call.
although yeah, I really wish he would reconsider.
Thoughts on Bullet Rain and White Collar Crime?
>>168041508
I want tosmellheister-chan'ssoles!
>>168039629
>can only get 6 concealment with judge and contractor
Muh perfect stealth build is ruined
>>168042412
This shit makes my OCD flair up
>>168042412
why would you even need a (shitty) sniper in stelf? don't tell me you're a roleplayer???
>>168043578
Low blow/Sneaky Bastard, retard
>>168044059
>needing any dommage skills in STELF
lmao tardo, just end yourself
>inb4 "i cant kill murkies because im a shitter and I only play shadowraid :((((("
literally kys
>>168044147
Who says he's stealthing you fucking parasite?
>>168045317
>"Muh perfect stealth build is ruined"
learn to fucking read mongoloid?
>>168045317
He literally said it himself.
>>168042412
It's called a dodge build fyi
>>168045771
>stealth means dodge
LOL
>>168042412
Also it's impossible to get 5 detection, it's either 4 or 6.
WTF Overshill???
>>167972028
Can help ya with the huackxs
>>168045937
You can get 3 with Bernetti and concealment mods
But pistols don't have knockback so it's shit
>>168046279
Already did it, but thanks for the offer.
>>168046547
Can't he just give the Judge a concealment boost?
>>168046794
Judge + Contractor only reaches 6 with all possible boosts
See: >>168042412
>>168047104
He never said .anything about trying a boost.
>>168047194
It's implied you newfag, who in their right mind WOULDN'T use a boost?
>>168048516
>not stacking 8 Team Boosts
>>168048667
>Team Boosts
>>168048667
>team boost
Do you even have 100 hours in this game?
ITT: There are 48 posters and at least 2 of them are bonafide shitters.
>>168048516
People who don't have them...? Obviously, you fucking retard?
>>168051236
That post shows nothing. It's a reply to an unrelated post, and therefore not a reply to my answer.
>>168045821
Well I mean, who actually plays stealth? It might as well mean dodge because stealth fucking sucks
>>168051540
>Do you even have 100 hours in this game?
Do you even have 100 hours in this game?
>>168051989
I never said I have no boosts, I said not everyone has all boosts. Are you genuinely daft?
>>168052159
Just use Goonmod to buy all the weapon boosts you fag
>>168021453
>Has anyone noticed that Clover's mask has clovers on it? Also Clover is Irish and clover is some sort of an Irish symbol
You sounds like that kind of guy who gets the right engine on big oil without any external help.
>>168031895
that's why it makes me sad. He seems like he'd be a cool person just to have as a friend.
>>168057810
>tfw you will never alleviate Keanu's infinite sadness
Ashley or someone pretending to be ashley PLEASE reply to my post
I don't give (You)'s for free, faggot
@168062654No
Do you know what time it is?
Anyone else crashing on Brooklyn?
My computer isn't even bad
>>168064267
hi cutie want to get your cunnie stretched?
>>168065151
Uninstall hoxhud
>>168065407
I don't have a vagoo but something tighter and warmer ;3
>>168065151
If you have to bring up how good your computer is, chances are you're running a toaster
>>168065151
I'm getting crashes quite frequently, not just on Brooklyn. Mostly when the game loads a heist. Or when it disconnects.
>>168072826
ban japan
>>167969661
The guy who got me into payday said "uar, bronco, mosconi, judge " though I would remove the uar and add the m308 and the ak76.
>notable dlcs :
Gage mod courier [Absolute necessity]
Ninja pack [one of the only 2 viable melees + a good throwable and smg]
Gage chivalry pack [for 1d]
Wolf pack [for 1d]
>if you like shotguns
Biker charecter pack [best main shotgun]
Bbq pack [great for crowd control ]
Gage shotgun pack
>if you like snipers
Scarface pack [best regen deck + the ultimate sidegrade from the m308 + TONY FOKIN MONTANA ]
Gage sniper pack
>if you like assault riffles
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Gage assault pack
Gage weapons pack 1
Gage ak car mod pack
>>168074362
>Saying 1d
Fuck off reddit
>>168074362
>breaker best shotgun primary
>not the concealed izhma
>>168078395
>Izhma
Fucking shit, not even Gage Spec Ops makes it interesting
>come back to game after 7 months
>OP shit is still out of date despite now stupid ass difficulty
what is the meta for OD?
>>168079772
Light crossbow with china
>>168078358
Hey, I prefer 1D. Fuck you!
>>168079401
>not even Gage Spec Ops makes it interesting
its a lot of fun to use on auto and has a really good pickup rate, plus you can have 22 shots in a mag or clip or whatever
its a lot more interesting than the breaker tbqhwy famalamadingdong
Can i do Yacht trophy(75 det) solo?
>>168082335
I don't know, can you?
>>168082335
I just did.
>using dodge build
>still instinctively crouch down whenever I'm not sprinting
>>168088135
old habits die hard
>>168088135
I still do the running crouch jump
>>168088135
same
>>168088135
>>168089704
>>168089946
>>168091543
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/CrouchDodge.zip
>>168091917
Sorry guy but I'm not a cheater
>>168088135
There's no dodge bonus when crouching anymore?
>>168079401
>not using a saiga with a drum mag
baka
>mfw discovering you can use the grinder perk deck on the charon contractor guy
>>168096146
Thanks, reporting it :^)
https://strawpoll.com/zc79r3s
>>168100287
>Jacket
Fuck off fags
>>168100287
>no Jiro
you got something against gyros my dude
>>168100287
>forgetting Jiro
何 馬鹿
>>168100287
If they'd actually gotten Pacino for Scarface he'd be it.Why does Ron Perlman get no love?
>>168104870
Because his character is out of place and talks like a 12 year old when his parents aren't around
>>168105262
>short dicked man detected
ehehe
>>168105262
suck my fat dick anon fuck
>>168100287
>13 votes for Jacket
>>168104870
They got the best possible thing. Pacino wouldn't even do the Scarface game.
>>168106440
Oh I'm aware
>>168106303
Fuck those fags. Jimmy should be 1st and jacket should be last
>>168106303
Ground
Stay. Down.
>>168100287
>A playable advertisement has top votes
>Annoying bitch 2nd place
>le so random xD jimmy 3rd
>Wolf has the least votes out of the original heisters
>Wolf isn't #1
>John Wick has votes
>Ron Perlman has votes
>Clover isn't #2
>Sokol has 0 votes when he should be #3
you're all a bunch of retards
>>168107428
get stuffed anime fuck
>>168107428
>>168107428
>Giving a fuck about the dead horse of Wolf, ugly slut of Clover and bitch boy Sokol
Fuck off shitter
215th for the contractor sniper being actually meta for sneaky bastard/Low blow users
Why isn't there a RoF boost?
>>168109175
>six
>>168109175
it's shit even on dw if you don't take zerk skills, since you can't one shot tans even with SK aced, like every low dmg sniper I suppose
>b-but muh crits
crits are only useful in high ROF builds you fucking retard, literally kill yourself
>>168041546
>That the actual work involved would be maybe a weekend of standing in a studio recording 5 different variants of "sniper! get down!" and a half dozen jokey sentences about boredly working on a crossword puzzle or getting scared by a bug. The man doesn't like vidya gaem voice work, and that's his call.
There is some missions he could voice as well.
Also not wanting to hear
him answering pagers in a vague hint to matrix weird shit or something.
>>168109175
The rifle from Wick pack is better at least on OD.
>>168109175
>sneaky bastard/Low blow
The gay version of Frenzy/Berserker
Also, get rid of that SK shit.
Hey lads, any good perk/skill/weap builds for stealth? what dlc are worth buying?
>>168111378
Yes
>>168110784
>says it's better
>doesn't explain why
This is why threads die
>>168111378
Absolutely
>>168112354
>please think for me
you can't really make out why the desertfox is better for OD and even DW low conceal builds?
>>168112354
New rifle has only 5 more bullets but has almost half of the damage. That's why.
>>168109518
Because that would actually be fun and we can't have that now, can we?
I just want a skill to increase RoF.
>>168113795
SMGs used to have a skill to increase RoF by 20%, but I believe they removed it.
>>168115512
Isn't it inherent now
>>168115512
I know that, always picked it up when using smgs, that's why I want it
>>168116071
I believe so, but more RoF is always welcome
>>168109518
>tfw using dual Heathers and the Cobra
SMGs are so fun, I wish there were more skills for them. And that Jacket's Piece worked with SB/LB
>>168121379
If you really want Jacket's Piece to work with SB/LB, there's a mod that removes a weapon from either slot in exchange for 40 concealment
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18961
Of course, this is nowhere near optimal...
>>168122062
>literally cheating
lol
What is it with the lack of toilets in the maps lately? There was no in Scarface mansion, and now Yacht has showers in rooms but no shittersapart from players
>>168124483
They're behind locked doors
>>168124521
What loocked doors? Pretty sure there was no stairs to the top of the yacht too, but that part i could have missed.
>>168124483
The ocean is a toilet
>>168124795
Not since i stopped drinking.
>>168124795
explains all the cubans coming to miami
>>168124483
>have a mansion with access to ocean
>pooping in loo, not in the water
>>168124795
>>168125253
A eщё нac oтcтaлыми нaзывaют.
>>168107428
>>168106303
>>168104870
>>168101706
the reason why there are so many votes for shit characters is because i posted this on reddit as well
getgeprankt xD
>>168127934
here is linky dinky
https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/5tk600/whos_the_best_heister/
>>168127934
But 4chan's boy Jacket won
reddit rekt yet again
>>168128257
>4chan's boy Jacket
>4chan
>Jacket
stop playing as that walking advertisement and play as best heisterHouston
>>168128338
How is Houston best? Original 4 are
>>168129037
>Houston
>Worse than Hoxton
>>168128257
>implying there is any difference in the /pdg/ crowd and plebbit these days
I bet you're from plebbit as well
>>168134867
>implying there's anything wrong with reddit
muh sekret club xd, right guys? we are le 4chan armee ecks dee xddd
>>168135145
Our secret club elected Trump while MSM thnks it was Russians
>>168135145
Nice strawman
Did I hit a nerve? Kill yourself you worthless heap of trash.
post hours
If you dont play as Dallas, Chains, Wolf, Houston, or Hoxton LEAVE NOW
>>168136528
>Houston
Is this what newfags think is acceptable?
t. OG PD:TH player
>>168136829
It makes sense in the lore. I am an OG PD1 player too, he is Dallas' brother, and I warmed up to him.
>>168136829
don't act dumb
>>168135964
1069
Ded thread, ded chat, ded game
>>168135964
130
>>168136528
>tfw got this with randoms
Felt like I was playing PD2 beta againExcept wolf could actually call houston since it was hoxton
>>168139783
I wish I could force this somehow in my lobbies. I just want that feel back