/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1028

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>>167622392
1st for DA:O sale is over.

>>167622645
Shit. I should've caught that

Who do you think Bioware hates the most? Commander Shepard or The Warden?

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>167622730
EA

>>167622730
The Warden by far.

>OP doesn't know what they're Edition
This thread was a mistake

>>167622860
But the Warden didn't have to live through a butchered story and Kai Leng.

>>167623098
Better than living through no story at all and going missing for 14 years while the world is burning.

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I started playing Baldur's gate again, and nobody told me druids were good.

>Can turn into a bear
>3 attacks a round, plus 18/00 STR
>Faldorn can use insect swarm

So is it just Jaheira that sucks?

we ded

>page ?

>>167624252
Maybe we are all playing the game.

Or fapping to our waifus/husbandos.

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>>167624657

I can't find a Geralt Funko Pop anywhere!!!

>>167624919
That's okay. I only need one hand to climb and one hand to jack.

Do you guys know if you can install a pirate DLC on a non pirate game?
Like getting the legacy dlc for da2.

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>>167622392
cant get over how dumb this op post is, bad grammar and couldn't figure out the theme.

holy shit, you could've just written "anime edition" just by looking at the image or even better, "best girl edition", but nooooooooooooooooooo, you have to make a retarded post with bad grammar.

damn burgers.

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>>167626828
No need to cry, my dude

>>167626828
I promise to never make the new thread again

>>167627242
thx for the laugh, this image was genuinely funny

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>>167626828
Don't bully my /dag/friends.

>>167627636
don't listen to him, friend!

we don't disprove, in fact, you did well!

I'm going to draw your favorite character but make them 30 pounds overweight and darken their skin tone!

Pelessaria? Pelessaria...!

I'm gonna h*** h**** with Kallo Jath!!

>>167629923
SINFUL

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Stop being dead.

>>167628719
Can it be dark red? A little extra beef around the bottom never hurt a man.

>>167629923
salarians are incapable of love and will die decades before you

Imagine this place on 21st next month

>>167630850
I may abandon ship. Not a soul will miss me and I guess that's alright.

>>167631065
I'll miss you..

>>167631065
We can discuss about me:a here.

>>167630606
I don't fr*cken care........

>>167631594
Please try not to curse again...

>>167631065
Noo, don't abandon ship. We need all we can get.

>>167631708
****h.....

>>167631457
You can just pretend to be me instead Sr. Double Elipses.
>>167631584
There's the trouble. I like learning autistic tidbits from Liaraposter, but I'm not very interested in ME overall.
>>167631987
You guys are going to be so busy you won't know what to do with yourselves, silly. It was ridiculous of me to mention it, sorry.

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>>167632453
>I'm not very interested in ME overall.

Are you sure, anon?

This place needs more active people..

>>167632913
visible nipples...

>>167633371
Jacqueline is a whore

>>167633507
Who is Jacqueline?

Miranda....... MIRANDA.....!!!!

>>167633675
>>167632913

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>>167633761
Ugh..please no.

>>167634002
citadel was so shit

mass effect 3 was so awful. ugh!

>>167634123
>Citadel
>best part of Mass Effect 3
>bad

>>167634123
>citadel was so shit
ohohoho... non!

>>167634002
Talimancers LEAVE

>>167634245
the best part of a piece of shit is still a piece of shit, anon

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>playable elves don't have the accent

/dag/... without mommy?!

>>167634002
Fanservice: the picture.

>>167634002
you're on my shit list

>>167634594
Our REAL mommy left us ages ago...

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>>167634759
Fug why, I am an innocent anon.

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>>167634693
Citadel is fanservice: the DLC. I guess they figured fans deserved it after ME3

Solas should turn everyone into an elf.

>>167635679
Solas should turn my vagina into his personal cum dump

Has everyone got molested by a guy that looks like Solas at some point in their life?
Just me?

>>167634947
NO ONE is allowed to speak ill of Miri......

>>167637438
miri is a nasty whore with a disease ridden cunt

>>167637545
Wouldn't her genetics render her poon impervious to critters?

>>167638017
no

murder all quarians

I wish there was a CRPG general, so I don't have to waste my breathing space with you degenerates who drink the dregs of a terrible company who only play two shit game series.

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Am I the only one who thought alistair and morrigan had some chemistry?
Can't find any art of them = (

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>>167638663
After experiencing this, I agree.

>>167638991
http://dorianpavus.deviantart.com/art/Kieran-s-Arrival-468913677
Here, friend :)

>>167638991
they can meet in Inky if Kieran is Alistairs son

>>167638516
Well, surely there's some kind of xeno..herb or something that she can stuff up in there to kill gross shit. That's besides the point, I know.
>>167638806
Just make one then, anon.
>>167638991
They're probably half siblings, and that makes any chemistry pretty gross.

>>167638991
They are half siblings who hatefuck each other. That's pretty funny.

>>167638991
HA
Found it!

https://rule34-beta.paheal.net/post/1565748

>>167639347
>>167639429
>half siblings
Where does it say that? It's not on the wiki.

>>167639245
>This is a brave picture. :clap: Child birth seems to forever be wrapped up in a pink fluffy cloud when it is in fact about pain and a bloody mess. Happiness (and relief probably) comes later. Sometimes that can be beautiful too, like here. Alistair would definitely be the involved father.

This hurt my eyes more than the picture.

>>167639925
There's no absolute proof. There's a part within The Stolen Throne where Maric is asked by Flemeth to do something that evidently terrifies him. Morrigan's a bit older than Alistair as well, so do with that what you will.
>>167640093
He wouldn't look that happy. She would probably have handfuls of his thigh hair and skin in her grips.

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>>167631065
;___;

Cassandra is shit

>>167643142
what the FUCK is your problem?! Cassandra is the Queen of my life

FUCK YOU!

>>167623340
Jaheira does suck in BG1 because of her multiclassing, but she becomes a decent tank in BG2. However, while insect swarm is very useful when dealing with annoying mages, high level druids aren't as good as priests because their healing abilities are limited.

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>>167643250
All bioware romances out of DA2 are shit
Most bioware writing outside of DA2 are shit

DA2 might have had some tumblr/deviantart level conception but the actual execution was rock solid most of the way through

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Cassandra is a rapist.

>>167643685
STOP.

>>167643685
>humping a heathen
why is Cassandra such a slut?

>>167644282
Please.. you're hurting me..

>>167643685
more flycam breh lets see it

I'm cumin

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>>167644415
Her nude model is really low quality but I like her soft tummy.

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>>167626828
But "anime edition" would have to use an image of the actual anime version of a character

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>Despite the game being out for oh-god-so-many years now nobody ever bothered to make a version of Morrigan's default robes that is somewhat more suitable to living in a marsh annd I think we all know why :P

>>167644904
>no hair

Hmm..

kinda disappointed 2bh!

>>167645027
>marsh
>those tight bindings and a scarf
I'm no expert but something's not right here

>>167645315
also looks like flemeth beat her face in with a supersledge

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>>167645027
Get that shit out of my face.

>>167644440
I'm sage!

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>>167645910
Well played.

>>167645985
I replied to my own post!!!

>>167646593
Oh.

>>167646704
...

>>167646991
Yeah.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9poH0Q4k6A

>>167647264
Was Dorian's sidequest the most shit part of DA:I?

>>167648483
Nah. Pretty much the whole game was shit.

Good things about DAI
>Cassandra

Bad things about DAI
>Everything else


Prove me wrong! You can't because it's my opinion! :^)

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>>167648483
>the most shit part of DA:I
That's Sera's entire existence.

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>>167648657
At least you got a combat scenario out of Sera's sidequest and it wasn't just helping her come out to her father.

>>167648950
>>167648657
what could Bioware have done to make DAI not shit?

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>>167648657
Sera is beautiful, anon.

>>167649139
please stop posting witcher trash

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>>167649164
Don't you like Witcher 3? You have posted Ciri multiple times before.

>>167649576
>You have posted Ciri multiple times before.

But that's wrong.

>>167649074
Bump up the damage on magic, return healing, get rid of the Dark Souls healing potions, return autoattack so I can dps with my normal attack without click spamming

>>167649619
Point me to some of your other posts in this thread so I can figure out which anon you are.

>>167649858
Here:
>>167649164
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>>167646704
>>167645985
>>167645459
>>167645084
>>167643860
>>167643250
>>167638516
>>167637545
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>>167633507
>>167630203
>>167627793

>>167649928
That is confusing. I always thought we have 1 Cassandra poster on /dag/, the one who made this thread.

>>167650257
we're multiplying!

Blackwall is the only likeable character in Inquisition

>>167650858
Until you learn his backstory. What a bastard.

>>167650858
i thought he was great until i found out what a piece of shit he was

>>167650858
I'm gonna fuck him!

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>>167649139
Sera's beauty inspired me to write a Dragon Age fanfiction. I'm going to call it "The Hunchback of Skyhold".

>>167651873
Maybe if you just gave Sera her Precious, she would go away.

>>167651873
boobs too low

>>167651024
>>167651071
Killing frogs is perfectly acceptable behaviour.

>>167651873
Literally the worst character in video game history.

>>167651873
Sera's saggy tits inspired me to vomit

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>>167652236
At least she's not a self-insert Mary Sue.

I'm way too pretty to just sit at home

daddy?

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I've been playing through Inquisition again since I got the GOTY version with the Trespasser skills in it.
Early thoughts
>Best way to play this game is on Casual difficulty with the level-sync and alt-abilities Trials on: Attacks feel powerful but enemies feel unpredictable
>Trespasser's addition to all the skills are a godsend: a way to play the same general weapon or tree in different ways. IE: my Dorf SwordBoard and Cassandra aren't filling the same role exactly
>I talked to Josephine about my past and beliefs, it's a great bit of character building that's got a nice selection of options. I'd love it if 90% of the game's dialogue was like this with the MC. I missed this bit my first time through.

Combat is more bearable now, character speccing is a bit more interesting and I'm less inclined to believe that everything I'm doing will be involved in a final payoff so it feels good.
Havent' done any of the DLC before, any recommendations?

I'm gonna have myself some really high calorie, unhealthy and delicious meal right now...

>>167653603
>Havent' done any of the DLC before, any recommendations?
But you just said you played Trespasser

>>167653603
When you play The Descent, don't get too hung up on collecting all the gears. Most of the rewards are shit.

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>>167653603
Turn up the difficulty to Hard atleast. I know enemies can feel like health-sponges but you are playing a swordboard character, an unkillable tank. Walk Softly trial just makes the enemies tankier by buffing a random enemy with a huge barrier/guard bar, should turn it off.

Dlcs should be started after reaching lvl 18-19, starting with JoH, Descent, etc. JoH has a lot of good items.

>>167654038
uh

>>167652560
I don't know who that is

http://is2.4chan.org/y/1481378384792.png

elf slut surrounded by orcs

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:3

>>167656083
ewwww

>>167638991

what chemistry? teasing isn't chemistry, none of it was good natured. they had tension but it wasn't sexual. they despised eachother

>>167656493
they literally fucked and Kieran was born.

>>167656625

and neither were happy about it, they just did it to save someones life/save a god soul, it wasn't because they were attracted to each other you dingus

>>167656862
wat do you think sexualattraction leads to you faggot??

>>167656976
Sex for fun

>>167657024
are you implying they had no fun while fucking each other

>>167657180
Yes

>>167657328
how did Alistar released his semen then?

>>167656493
It was just banter

>>167657480
He's a beta virgin, even a handjob from Oghren would make him cum in 5 seconds.

>>167657480
You can even release your semen in a really boring fap. Don't be dumb anon.

>>167657480
Morrigan cut them out with a knife.

>>167657545
hot

>>167657545
that is fun

>>167657568
but you need sperm to make babies a boring fap only releases watery semen.

>>167657674
>but you need sperm to make babies a boring fap only releases watery semen.
.... I'm starting to think you are a girl

>>167657738
k

I want to bully Alistair's pathetic penis.

>>167657869
That's what Morrigan did while she told him to fap into his hand before putting him into a permanent chastity cage with her name on it.

>>167656862
Man, that sure was awkward when I played a female elf mage with Alistar as my love interest. I got dumped and I had to talk my old boyfriend into fucking a girl he hated. It certainly made beating the archdemon into a bitter-sweet experience!

>>167657545
>Oghren performing homosexual activities
Delet

>>167658067
It's just a video game.

>>167658067
So my husband has been playing DA:I lately on the XBox One, since we picked up the GOTY edition for pretty cheap in a sale about a month back. He is aware that I'm a little obsessed with Cullen (I have Cullen on my computer desktop, it's hard to miss), and I've told him he looks like Blackwall (big and beardy, oh, yeah), but other than a couple of things here and there, he's largely unspoiled, surprisingly.
So I was watching him play as I occasionally do, and he listened to the horrible story Blackwall tells about the dog (I always skip through that, ugh, horrible story), then I said, "Go talk to Blackwall in the stables". No Blackwall. Scout gives him a note about a war criminal. "Okay," says my husband. "He went to Val Royaux to get this guy?" I said nothing other than "Go to Val Royeaux. Take Varric with you."
So the big scene comes up, the crowd is there, Blackwall marches up onto the platform and starts to talk... husband works out what's going on and goes. "Oh, shit." Cut to Varric, who just worked out what's going on and who goes, "Oh, shit." Cut to me, giggling like mad.

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>>167658113
That's easy for you to say. I didn't ask for those feels!

>>167658201
>So my husband
Far too old for 4chan

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>>167658201
>Oh, shit.
That is the correct response to that revelation. And I just thought Blackwall was just kind of a terrible Grey Warden before that. I left him to his fate with the court in my first playthrough and was quite annoyed with his reaction when I saved him in my second. Fuck that guy!

>>167658536
Gb2/meg/.

>>167658201
>reddit plebbit shit

>>167658201
I went for Cullen as my first DA:I love interest, but I think being a mage girl who made mage decisions kept my from bringing the relationship to fruition.

It was finally time for Morrigan to initiate the final phase of her plan by getting impregnated by a Grey Warden. Since she was already in a relationship with the soon to be Hero of Ferelden, this was not a difficult task. She told him about it, he agreed.
That's when it happened, a Grey Warden that managed to escape a failed attack on the Archdemon found refuge among the Hero of Ferelden and his companions - A Qunari Grey Warden (or to be more precise, a Tal-Vashoth). Morrigan had always been Qun-Curious and often imagined what it would be like to have sex with one.
She told the Hero of Ferelden that Qunari would be a perfect mate to perform the ritual with because of their magical blood. He immediately knew that it was nothing but a well meant lie, but what point would there be in competing with a monster cock like that? What could he possibly have done?
As he was lying in bed alone that night, no matter how hard he tried, there was no way to shield his ears from Morrigan's animalistic screams of lust from the room next door. At one point, he no longer tried to avoid listening to it. Instead he embraced it an realized that granting her this was the most pure and most honest proof of his love and so he decided to walk in on them and watch them. Morrigan's expression went from being shocked to being overwhelmed with joy within seconds and from that point on their relationship took a different course, one of happiness.

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>playing DA:O for the first time
>still an idealistic moralfag at that point of life
>romancing Leliana
>tell her not to kill Mayonnaise because killing is bad and wrong, don't harden her either
>fucking dumps me to hunt her ex down during the epilogue
Now that's what I call getting cucked.

>>167659228
>Can't find this anywhere
Don't tell me you just wrote this

>>167659228
>>167659340
>/dag/ OC
>It's NTR

>>167659470
Write what you know :^)

>>167658201
>big and beardy
pics

>>167658536
>>167658805
It's copypasta. Probably.
Also, people can get married at 15.
>>167658936
I made mage-ish decisions (well, mage conscription. I wouldn't trust my ilk) and found it to be pretty great.

>>167659307
And that's why Leliana is a terrible waifu.

Talk about me!

>>167663505
Anon is a faggot

>>167663505
Mei = waifu

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:3

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is /dag/ turning into reddit?

>tfw can't choose between DA:I, TW1 and PoE

>>167667384
yes!

>>167654038
pic related

>>167622730
Revan.

When I join a fandom I tend to join HARD. (Usually any DA fan is pretty obsessed so you get me :))

For years now I have been having movie quality dreams about a full scale zombie apocalypse, and myself rising to the occasion to survive. I know full well that these dreams were inspired by the Walking Dead, and I'm not lying when I say they are movie quality! Which makes it 100x more badass.

Pretty sure I've woken up my boyfriend on more than one occasion because I've woken up thinking it was real...

Anyhoo. Recently after playing inquisition 100,000 times I started playing the older games, I've completed DA:O and have started DA: 2, and I think DA:O's being mostly about the blight has change my fandom dreams, because every night for the past week or so I've had movie quality dreams about the 'Hero of Essex' attempting to stop the blight.

The question is: Am I actually a Dreamer entering the fade? Or is my mind just awesome. :D

Ramble over.

>>167667384
It's already surpassed reddit

>>167667384
>>167668997
that's not a bad thing

reddit is fun 2bh

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>>167668158
>>167668997
>>167669460

i normally dislike reddit, but the dragon age community there seems fine(hopefully there's not a lot of biodrones there), kinda dead like here.

problably there will be more DA2 and gay posting here more often, which is fine by me, it's not like i'm a old timer in this general after all.

>>167669460
Then why don't you FUCK off back there

>>167671630
>applying i can't post there and here

i'm a multitasker!

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>>167671630
embrace change anon

>>167659228
Had a good fap.

>>167659340
Probably just got it from /r/cuckold or some shit and replaced some words

>>167671892
Why don't you multitask somewhere else then, like REDDIT
>>167672537
How about you EMBRACE my foot up your ARSEHOLE

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>>167673207
you fight the inevitable anon, your resistance is a wasted effort.

What happened to the BSN

>>167674336
btfo

dragon age books > dragon age games

>>167676064
Ohshitguys
So I get my adult coloring book tonight.

>>167676173
Are you going to actually color in it?

>>167677842
Eh, we'll see.

>>167678757
Adulthood is so bizarre

>>167662493
>obsessed with getting happiness through love
>dumps the warden for Justinia
She's asking to be bullied.

>>167680885
at least she has a nice ass!

I fucking hate people that use exclamation marks

>>167681165
lol. that's pretty autistic.

why?

>>167681216
It just happens ok?!

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>>167681009
Her ass is so flat and bony, I bet she constantly wakes up with it bruised all over.

>>167678757
Please let me know if there's any Solas in it.

>>167678757
Please let me know if there's any Oghren in it.

>>167678757
Please let me know if there's any Sera in it.

>>167683897
Terrible post

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>>167684298
this is a terrible post

>>167684512
Yours is worse

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>>167684512
hot garbage

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>>167684578
no you

>>167684698
Sera is shite, dude, she's literally the worst character bioware has ever come up with

>falseflagging as a serafag to get (you)s

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>>167684749
Wrong.

>>167685043
Fuck your shit, buddy.

>>167685043
pic unrelated

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>>167685203
>>167685183
fuck off you pissy bastards!

>>167685597
Please stop using exclamation points, they're highly triggering to some of our posters

>>167685597
>!
FUCKING STOP IT

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>>167685831
>>167685979

>want to start a new origins game
>don't want to consign all the other origins to death

>>167686675
Duncan can only save one, not your fault sweetie

>>167686872
I was much happier when I thought the other origins just didn't exist if you didn't pick them.

>>167687209
T-They do?

>>167684876
i admit it, it was pretty obvious, but the people here are so bored that they can't help it.

>>167687872
Carta Dwarf starves to death in Jarva's prison, Cousland probably gets raped then definitely gets murdered, same with Tabris, Mahariel will rot away until they have to put her down, Aeducan gets fucking eaten. Maybe Amell/Surana survive as tranquil.

>>167688524
Explain Aeducan getting eaten. I've never done that origin

>>167668565
So husband and I both play DA and have had the game for a while bit...our PS4 randomly deleted all our saves (100+ each) and we needed to take time to mourn our characters.
Couple weeks ago we got back into with new ones and I tried romancing Solas. Husband took a nap while I finished Trespasser to avoid spoilers. When I was done he asked how it went. My reply was 'it was pretty good. A little romance sprinkled in...but it ended with him basically saying 'wow sorry your arm hurts kiss k bye forever.'
Haha he assumed Solas would stay for my wonderful elf body. Later I mentioned the one slide the Inquisitor got in the credits about Silas dream stalking her. His response was, "wait, he's actually gone?"
"Yeah I told you that."
"I assumed you were using hyperbole! So he just left you to maybe die!?"
"He did! Every time we have a moment he's just like 'drops heavy news k bye forever'!"
"My gods that's awful...and now he continues to 'k bye forever' in your sleep!!!"
Anyways just a funny story no one else but you guys would get haha.

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>>167688524
>the first person you kill in DA is yourself
>5 times

>>167688930
It's no fun when you repost them!

>>167688930
Just gamer things amirite

>>167688856
Tossed into Deep roads and became nug food.
>>167688930
>So husband and I
TOO OLD FOR 4CHAN

>>167688856
he/she gets thrown in the deep roads to die for the murder of the oldest aeducan son, which Bhelen frames he/she for it.

if the warden isn't Aeducan, Bhelen's plot works 100%.

>>167689541
That sounds neat. I've avoided the dwarf origins for years because I don't really want to do a full playthrough as one. Maybe I should go and play just the origins

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Rate my tattoo please

>>167690035
Don't you have anything better to do than post reddit garbage all day?

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>>167686675
That is a much more interesting Dark Souls take away than having a limited number of heals.

>>167690243
>Knowing it's from reddit
Hehehe boooyy

>>167690290
>see more trash from le no punctuation shitposter
>check reddit
>it's on the front page
It's either that or tumblr, you can't even come up with shitposts of your own.

>>167690268
Pretty sure DA:O came first my man

Just admit already that you simply hate lesbians!

>>167692295
I only hate fugly dykes like (((Sera)))

>>167690813
>le no punctuation shitposter
!?

>/meg/ on page one
>/dag/+/bwg/ on page nine
can we be more shit?

>>167694394
Yeah, there's page 10 for example

hee hee hee....... ooops!!

Laundry time!

>>167695645
Can you wash my shorts? About the white stains, umm, I spilled some yogurt

>>167697460
ask your mom to lick off the yogurt stains

>>167697460
You don't rinse the jizz off your breeches before giving them to your mom for laundry?

>>167699228
Who do you think made me jizz in the first place

>>167699632
Hentai?

>>167699632
Fuck off, Kieran.

>>167699632
post pics I want to fap

http://blog.bioware.com/2017/01/31/mass-effect-andromeda-character-kits/

updated

>>167700926
GET OUT >>/meg/

>>167700926
You can adjust the face of your Ryder of choice, right? If so, FemRyder is getting a nose job.

>>167700926
Why are they so ugly? Cora and Liam look ok--not great--but the rest... jesus

>>167701724
yes

sounds like you get full customization of your sibling too

daddy is generated

>>167623261
Limitations of a mute character in a series that has moved to protagonists with voices.

>>167702591
Good, then at least 2 characters in this game won't be complete abominations.

Chobot's going to play For Honor on stream with GoTfus!!!

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>>167703639
Not muh ME reporter.

could someone PLEASE generate a daddy for me

>>167703639
>twitch DOT tv/forhonorgame

Jessica...

>>167703639
she has fat tits

>>167703639

Watchng it right now, you already missed milfie vs. GoTfus though. Ended a second ago.

>>167703639
DEUS VULT!

watching normie e-celebs play ubishit games seriously??

>>167706391
Being dead waiting on bioshit games that are gonna suck no matter what, seriously??

>>167706452
>caring about ubishit and bioshit crap
>not playing good vidya instead

>>167706725
Video games are all shit. Get a life.

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>>167706813

>>167706902
It's true.
>Why are you here then
For the same reason you are crying about bioware and ubisoft in a bioware thread that currently talks about an ubisoft game

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>>167706813

How do you get Cassandra to show you them titties besides sucking the Maker off?

>>167707006
what ubisoft game?

>>167707247
um can you not read!????

Do you want to sit down, play games and be a trendy? Or be part of history?

Don't sit by and let the internet and free speech be taken from you, take action!

>>167707247
ubishit not ubisoft

casters haHAA

>>167707472
*slap*

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>>167707084
The Maker is pretty much her whole deal, man.

>>167707764
I think if she'd let my Qunari inquisitor show her his.. that she'd have a whole new "deal"

I'm going to marry the maker!

any good Josephine lewds?

>>167710274
ew lol

>>167712575
you gay?

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>>167710274

>>167654195
Yeah but the combat has never been fun enough to justify that much health. The depth of tactics isn't like ME where you pause and play and it feels responsive.

My first go through was on Hard and it just didn't feel fun whacking enemies with a great sword for minutes on end with some to no feedback more than half the time or the need for severe tactics.

I'll do the DLC in order basically

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>>167713515

>>167713515
not canon

>>167716923
its fanart bro

but its better than the original

>>167716923
look how fucking thicc she is

are you telling me you wouldn't DESTROY that ass?

stop fetishizing fat people!!!

>>167718163
only if they stop being so sexy

>>167718163
That's not fat, just plump and pear-shaped. Her collarbones are still well-defined and she doesn't look like she just got finished opening her maw and stuffing the Inquisition's entire dessert bar in at once.

I want to be smothered by Mei's fat thighs!

I want Leliana to show me that fat ass!

I want Garrett to show off his pot belly!

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*yawns* Do you anons ever sleep? I saw you here 16 hrs ago..

Anyway, good afternoon.

>>167722079
sleeping is for the weak!

>>167722079
What was Bioware thinking when they were designing armor and creating character models for Origins?

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>>167722079
General threads are a relay, not a sprint.

>>167722527
"like D&D but dark and edgy" *the new shit plays loudly in the background*

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>>167722443
No sleep. No dreams about your waifus.

>>167722527
They were thinking "mods will fix it". Seriously tho, there are many good armour mods for Origins. I need to do a modded playthrough soon.

>>167722554
I can recognize most anons in this thread. They are the same ones I saw tomorrow.

>>167723589
I want to kiss her :3

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>>167723589
>They are the same ones I saw tomorrow.

Are you a time traveler?

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>>167723714
No! You have already kissed Cassandra.

>>167724097
Can't I kiss them both?

I don't think Leliana would tell on me...

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>>167724141
Ok..but please be gentle.

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you guys must spend way too much time here to able to recognize each other like that

>>167725634
I change my writing style with each post... that way, nobody will be able to recognize me!

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>>167725634
There are like 3-4 active anons on /dag/, so it's not that hard.

>>167725738
I recognise you!

>>167726052
do you really
who am i then

>>167726137
you are he as you are me and we are all together

>>167726229
What

>>167726815
Geth.

>>167725634
No one knows who I am!

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>>167726015
yeah its easy to recognize a couple of them but recognize all would demand too much attention.

>>167727343
you're moe dorf

>>167727584
stop spying on me

>>167728935
I'm pretty sure 70% of all posters in /dag/ are actually just moe dorf, in fact I'm probably one of your tulpas too...

>>167636574
i want Solas to molest me

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>>167659228
>one of happiness
I wonder, what do women who cuck their partners do if their partner breaks up with them? Does fucking BBC have any joy? Do they even feel bad?

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>>167727440
I still don't know if Merril poster and the anon that gets triggered by Witcher 3 are different or not.

>>167729650
we are not the same

please stop posting witcher trash in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFEaTCP3vOc
Mine...

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>>167729841
Thanks for enlightening me and ok

Daddy Ryder?

Daddy Ryder...!

>>167730496
>let's get rid of the only people that can kill an archdemon

I love you, Cassandra, but that's just stupid.

Anyone who doesn't like Oghren here? I want to kick your ass!

Dr. Eva....... Dr. Eva.....!!

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:3

>>167735024
>blackwall
>is white
>isn't a wall

>>167735483
it's a good thing that Blackwall isn't his real name, then, isn't it?

>>167735024
want to hug

>>167735024
want to hang

>>167735653
He identifies as a blackwall and you should respect that

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>>167735939