>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/matches
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>167088458
i made a lot of mistakes
in my mind
in my mind
>old thread died at 250 posts
You're all a bunch of silvers, git some post frags
can someone post the carry and lowel tweet from thorin?
>>167300413
found it thanks https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/809806658662703104
What should I do to improve even more? I feel like 1v1 arenas are helping but every time I go straight from arena after killing it, I'm met by impossibly better players in comp. Is there a better way to tighten up my skills or is it just "hope and pray"?
>>167301057
How, heart of a dragon?
How, heart of a dragon?
>win 16-1
i seriously need to rank up instead of just playing casual all the time
>>167301752
just listen to some nin and youll rank up in no time
>>167301893
dude if I committed to actually playing I'd undoubtedly go up a great deal of ranks
>>167302138
If u get 16-1 w/o nin imagine what you'd get while listening to PHM
18-0?????
>>167302438
kek
I was listening to the first song from the old phoon video
>>167302523
the la caution song? its good. its no bizarre love triangle tho lets be real
>>167302617
True, but I was hitting some all right bhops so it was a little fitting
I hit this ace the other day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsmvautGM4Q
It's in silver, so nothing too special, but I'm so thankful to almost be out of Silver hell.
Imagine jumping while zooming irl lol
>>167303479
Would be pretty fuckin great to see.
>cars become irrelevant as long as you know how to bhop
>people go cross-country in minutes
>>167303224
you need to put some music to it, no kappa, like telegraph hill or something
hope u won
stanislaw to liquid surprising no one
https://twitter.com/LiquidEliGE/status/827404262464331777
>>167305114
We won 16-12, but it was a comeback win. We lost the first 8 rounds.
should i name my awp telegraph road or love over gold?
RIP csgo OW killed this game
>>167305213
lol optic got so fucked in this
>>167306185
HE EATS TEAMS
>>167305925
>20 tick servers
>>167305925
thats what you think, but look at the hours watched...
>>167305213
NA will never be good
>>167306818
ummm.. stewie is NUTTY dude... lol
TELEGRAPH ROAD or LOVE OVER GOLD for an AWP name?
>>167307258
assuming it's an AWP | Lightning Strike, definitely Love over Gold
great taste btw
>>167307618
ty my man. private investigations didnt fit the awp imo
>>167307763
btw renamed it LOVE OVER GOLD because i thought it looked better
anon pls tell me
which is the best dire straits album, brothers in arms or making movies?
>>167301057
>1v1 arenas
Those are fucking SHIT complete and utter dog shit. The reason for practicing is to get better muscle memory. 1v1s take forever as well peeking should be fast and your movement should be pretty much constant. You need to be doing repetitive movements. Get aimbotz and practice just doing headshots on the high settings ONLY. Then move onto reaction time maps where 10-20 enemies run at you moving around and you quickly spray/headshot them as fast as possible. Also going into community server deathmatchs help or aim maps but the key is to get repetitive as fuck.
>the best player in NA is a spic
Really gets the noggin noodling
>>167308354
Does surf DM help?
>>167308354
aim maps and awp only maps are good for reactions/practicing peaking
what gun do i name after a track off of rumours?
>>167309023
>mumrock
looking to make some friends and play with :( im a nova 4
>>167309887
thats dad rock. mom's dont listen to songs about players playing you when theyre playin
>>167310592
P O S T S T E A M
hiko got eaten
fuck that kike
is this game still alive
>>167311912
yeah, nbcuck just got a new team he gonna win 2-3 tournaments and they'll fall apart because apex is a faggot
>>167311978
has OUR GUY got unbanned yet
>>167312716
lmfao fxy0 got double banned what a cuck
>>167312741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fMZWkd51QY
>>167312808
not giving frenchfags the time of day let alone watching their vids
>>167312871
>>167313010
>>167313113
good thread so far
>>167313242
tfw cant find my dabs in japanese image or jw giving thumbs up
>>167313384
>>167313384
amping it up
>>167313562
>>167313634
>>167313748
>>167313994
combo breaker xdd
>>167314164
Does stattrak encourage practice or is it just a meme?
Discuss.
uhh gotards?
Why do Valve support cheating in the pro scene? All they need to do is make a rule that states players can't bring their mice and keyboards. They can just submit their cfg, and their peripherals would be provided to them at the event. Also no phones, and no internet on LAN.
How hard is that to do?
>>167305925
Cs doesn't have the best hitboxes but overmeme is jua shamefull, half a crosshair above an enemy head grants a headshot.
Adsolute dogshit
>>167316645
srsly, why? why do you live your life assuming everyone who is better at something than you must be doing something shady? you're one of those poorfag neckbeard mouth breathing fat fucks who think all rich people screwed someone over, all athletic guys are on steroids and everyone who has an active sex life must be lying
anime as well? brown ring around your anus? acne?
you probably think stewie2k and flusha are cheating...
>win MG-MGE games
>lose to GN1s
why is nova such filth I will never get my main up to my smurf
>>167318308
nice bait
Hey last time I've played cs was cz and now I'm almost 25. I miss custom maps especially rats/mice. Will I find them and strong custom maps scene in cs:go?
>>167318764
Literally nobody played cz, stop lying.
>>167318795
Cz means condition zero it was between 1.6 and source. Had improved graphics.
>>167319136
I know retard, nobody played it.
Why is scout suck a fucking shit rifle?And how come there is no crosshair unscoped?It's so dumb.
Also shoot guy in the chest from close range it will still deal 75~ dmg.This is fucking retarded.
>>167320208
>being so desperate to bump the thread that you need to scoop out the oldest and shittiest pastas from your 50 .txt files you've been gathering since day one of /csgog/
;_;
>>167320564
>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in gold nova 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>p90 shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying defuse kits and molotov grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 30 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the p90 being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy mollies.
>>167322471
"How many times must you lose from 'not playing well' before you realize your bias memories of peak performance have mislead you?" - Thorin quoting some German
Your skill is not determined by your ability to hit crazy shots, or win amazing clutch rounds. Your skill is determined by your net average of all your games.
Just because you got 5 juan deags for an ace doesn't mean that's how good you are 'on a good day'. It accounts for your skill just as much as when some faggot hits you with a running one tap 'on a bad day'. What matters is consistency, and how many times you can make certain plays every round. If you get one tapped every single round, you suck at the game, chances are you positioning is shit and you keep putting your head where they are aiming. If you get multiple juan deags every round, you're Scream.
The way the ranks are currently structured, you should be able to carry your team in the rank below your actual skill level. If you can't hard carry, you're in your appropriate rank. The moment you can accept "Yes I really am MG, or I guess I really am SEM", is the moment you can learn to improve.
>you will never suck Pansy's toes
>crosshair on enemy head
>stand still
>deagle misses
>happens many times
i don't even know anymore
>>167322471
>kills = carry
>p90 = OP
>buy mollies = shitters
shit calibration, should be silver 4
>inb4 some people don't know this is b8pasta
Anybody here who can trade a copy of csgo?
>>167310592
EU?
>>167310592
Post ID you fag.
I'm not a weeb.
You can set your profil to private.
My mic is good.
>Hit 500 hours of ingame time
>LE
What now, bitches.
I'm new to the game, bout 10 hours in, and need some help getting my mouse sensitivity down. Will someone explain to me why ~800 DPI will be more accurate than a higher DPI like 1600 or 2000 coupled with lower in-game sensitivity to compensate for the high DPI? I have a 1080p 144hz monitor; people keep telling me my current DPI of 1600 is too high and that i'll be more accurate lowering it to 800 and adjusting my in-game sensitivity up accordingly.
I'm not saying I don't believe these people, I'm just saying I don't understand how that's true; I was always under the impression that higher DPI was always better, and if it results in 2fast mouse speed one could always just ramp down in-game sens to compensate.
can someone who knows more about this shit than me elaborate?
>>167325038
Higher dpi isn't better. Native dpi is better.
Scale up or down your speed depending on native dpi. Most mouse sensors go from 400-1600.
If you're using a g503, they say any dpi is native, but I still use 1200 because it's the sens I like the mouse to be at outside csgo.
>>167325038
it's all a bit BS anyway
however when i switched from 1600dpi / 0.5 to 800dpi / 1 i did notice some difference, but can't explain it.
there is the ladder effect when going for in game sens that's to high but it matters not
to high DPI and your pointer will move unintentionally, you don't want your mouse to register movement from your heart rate and breathing
i think it's a good idea to use DPI that you prefer when just doing general work on your PC, and just adjust your in game sens
http://www.hltv.org/match/2307649-ratsoftheyear-mnm-assembly-winter-2017
our boy lurppis
>>167325578
I'm using a Logitech g403, which also claims that any DPI is native.
>>167325947
>1600dpi / 0.5 to 800dpi / 1 i did notice some difference, but can't explain it.
Positive or negative difference? just curious; I'm using 1600 currently myself
>>167327417
just felt a bit different that's all, didn't affect my aim or anything, the dif between 1600 and 800 and 0.5 and 1 is just to small
not as smooth when it comes to those micro-movements but also not as shaky whick makes sense because:
low in game sens = smoothness
high in game sens = ladders, jumps over pixels
low DPI = crosshair moves in a very controlled manner, no excess micro-movement
high DPI = more shaky, harder to keep a straight line sort of
Logitech g502 here
>>167327417
You'll notice it feels more 'controlled' somehow, slower, accurate and yet the same speed.
>>167327909
no, not really, the difference is a bit to small to even notice
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>>167327909
>>167328235
I mean, a higher DPI will sometimes cause problems because it's easier for it to pick up micro-movements from breathing/etc.
>>167305925
>Paladin's knockoff killed go
Don't think so friend
>>167308757
It will help with movement a little
Lots of players don't warmup movement and fail to realize the one jump they missed costs them 2 seconds and the round
>bleaching ur bum
Lmaoin at ur life rn
MM in this game is basically eastern euros cheating against each other.
>>167328838
poverty joke game desu
>>167328838
Better than degenerate muslims and brits. Yes I said muslims twice.
>>167328838
srsly? why? why do you have to.........
>Astralis win the ELEAGUE Major!
what the FUCK happened while i was away
>>167330194
Kjayerbye and gla1ive got better cheats than the brazillians, americans, and poles.
>>167330514
so kjasdfglkhndfbyarbye's recoil control got better got it
>>167330692
Literally. Watch any astralis game from the major, and see how he spazzes out whrn spraying.
>>167330194
Asstrails (who were the favorite according to rank in first place) pulled their shit together and played well enough to stop the VP bullshit train. +Kjayerbye got some lucky RNG shots in
>>167330514
srsly, why? why do you live your life assuming..........
>>167331621
Get cancer and die.
>>167308354
Thanks for the advice.
>>167328235
I play with 1200dpi at 1.35 sens (equivalent 4.05 at 400)
It's strange. scaled to 800 it feels slower than it should be, and I don't like it, and 400 it feels too fast.
Serious Talk. Seriously.
you cunts actually believe that anyone in Atlanta 2017 cheated?
>>167332262
anon that's 1620 eDPI.......... wtf is wrong with you?
>>167332318
>inb4 Dan M
I just play at what feels right.
>>167332563
>boyz
>>167323987
>>167310863
http://steamcommunity. com/id/Jeffersontrain/
>>167332472
Fingertip player. People assume I have a relatively low dpi and use turn binds. In reality I just have a good idea about how far I need to turn the mouse to turn to exactly where I'm getting shot from or hear someone, or do a full 360 for shits and giggles with a sniper.
My game is fucked if I get the shakes from too much caffeine though, shift the mouse down to 800 dpi at 1.35 and try and get my pre-aiming locked tight.
>>167332318
Watch footage of kjayerbye in overpass and train vs V.P and the end half of the SK vs Faze game.
finally a frog squad that i can root for
how long until new G2 line up is changed?
Before next major Y/N?
>>167328327
>>167333358
>>167332262
how does polling rate factor into stuff like this?
I have a logitech g403, should I just stick at 1000 polling rate, as that's the default? Or is there some benefit I would get from dropping down to 500
>>167334956
Apex ruins everything he touches by being a cunt. It is known.
>>167335589
not at all
Protip: Crank your dpi up to max and adjust your ingame sense accordingly.
Gaming mice are most precise at their max dpi setting.
>>167336891
Stop giving advice silver retard.
>>167338473
I'm not silver
I'm silver elite
>some guy gets nothing but 1deags
>stops once someone asks where he learned them
GEE
>>167336891
? Why is everyone else in the thread telling me to keep my DPI not too high, in the 400-1000 range?
my mouse's max DPI is 5700. Won't that be -too- precise, in a sense? wouldn't it be jittering all over the place because of my breathing, etc
>>167336891
>subdivision = precision
nice bait
>>167335589
1000 = 1ms delay, 500 = 2ms delay etc
stick with 1000 unless you're rocking an ancient CPU. in this century going from 1000 to 500 will lower your CPU usage by ~3%
>>167339836
heavy mouth breathing kek
>tfw you fart and accidentally pooped on your panties
>just silver things
>>167340836
>tfw can clearly see sparks from the bullet hitting the wall directly behind him in the 2nd panel, in the 3rd panel he's now just slightly left of the bullet, out of reach and you can see the bullet hole behind him now
This was a player-side demo, not the compensated HLTV bullshit. This is the result of 63 ping vs 11-17 ping. It's so much worse against 5 ping players.
M4A4 or M4A1-S?
>>167341835
a1-s if you're not a redditor
what the fuck csgo lounge is retarded now
what is the best site for betting
I doN't want to bet gay coins I want to fucking bet my skins
who is the most entertaining team or player to watch?
>>167341835
a4 if you're not a redditor
>>167342620
tyloo, for better or worse
>>167336891
not true. some mice have a native DPI (not always the max dpi it can go to) that they preform best at, other sensors like the 3310 are "native" at all the dpis
>hey like what if we did server maintenance on friday afternoon
>>167323816
Sorry kid this is not the deep weeb you are looking for..
PD: Playing here with a 2000 DPI mouse and 1.8 sens. I'm doing something bad? Or playing this game wrong all my life?
>>167333567
Post the Zelda to that
>>167343540
>afternoon
Get out. This game is only for russians.
>>167343576
Thats 11.5cm/360
Extremely few pros play anything much lower than 30cm/360, for reference heres a google doc chart someone has made
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1UaM765-S515ibLyPaBtMnBz7xiao0HL5f-F1zk_CSF4/edit#gid=1762004852
>>167341835
famas
the a4 and a1 are massively overpriced
i see people say "ON THE GEAR BOIS" but idk where this meme come from?
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Zkx_y0/
how tf do u get away with cheating for that long wtf rip dlore tho
>>167344239
Is it still before noon in russia?
>>167345030
Stop typing like you're on facebook, cancerous retard.
>>167345187
It's night now.
helo good people of 4chan
i come here with question
is stema down?
>>167344867
Gear is steroids, it's just a bunch of nerds applying the same terminology that people say about high level athletes. E.g. Everyone in the olympics is on gear. Which is true.
>>167345304
i don't have facebook you fukin normie
>>167346597
He said
>Stop typing like you're on facebook, cancerous retard
>>167346653
i said:
>i don't have facebook you fukin normie
>>167346802
We don't care.
>>167346597
>>167346802
Illiterate underage cancer.
>>167347041
>>167347097
then stop responding to me
>>167347204
Don't mind me. I'm just calling you're a faggot because you're a faggot.
>>167347514
>being this triggerd
wew lad xD
this thread is quite dead i have to say guys
>>167347204
Don't tell me what to do.
>>167347806
then don't tell me how to type
>>167347978
Kill yourself.
Go on Greenlight and vote for Classic Offensive or im going to gas you faggots.
>>167348106
suck my nut
>>167348462
Get cancer.
>>167348647
suck my ass
ITT: I am witnessing the biggest roasting of the century.
>>167348906
Typical response of a 16 yer old sweaty nerd.
>>167349272
typical response of a 30yo wizard
>tfw no csgo gf(male)
>>167349327
Typical response of an underage that just found /b/.
I want to play but the servers will never get back up.
>>167349931
typical response of a gold nova 2
>2-3-12
UPDATE DROPPING HOT
>>167350780
It's not update. Servers are down.
>>167350145
Typical response of someone that refuses to stop being wrong.
http://www.g2esports.com/revolution/
https://twitter.com/G2ScreaM/status/827566697527668737
>tfw they left scream alone
>>167341835
a4 for ace spraydowns
a1-s for "lurks"
>>167352075
they talk about my............
>>167353480
ham flaps
>>167314659
yeah it's just like all those real life stat trak guns people love so much
oh wait...
>no good streams on
>>167354190
asus rog
lurppis playing
>tfw cubital tunnel syndrome
fucking feels bad guys. i was playing yesterday and suddenly i got pain in my wrist and my pinky went numb
>>167354430
>>167354998
That's what you get for being retarded on physical level.
seriously though why do children love the word nigger so much
update <100mb
THEY DID IT
DUST 2 IS DEAD
LONG LIVE INFERNO
>>167359420
>Fen on friendslist
>>167359741
hello spherecuck
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa update the fucking blog
>>167359420
d2 only casual will be fun now
>>167359812
>4:3
hello reddo
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/02/17867/
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK VALVE I ONLY PALY DUST 2 WHY DID THEY DO THIS
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/02/17863/
lmao dust kiddies getting rekt. hopefully they make it less noob friendly
>>167359420
>98% of russian players drop the game
>mirage unplayable now
>>167359420
but why
why the fuck
what the fuck
are they literally retarded
>replacing dust 2, the most balanced and played map ever
>instead of replacing nuke, the worst fucking map ever
gg volvo 10/10
>Valve gave into the dust2 autists and made their own map only selection for casual and dm
>>167360354
because it's being reworked
this has been known for months, maybe a year now
>>167360354
>nuke
>not train
D2 was cancer.
>>167360483
what on earth is there to rework
its literally perfect
>>167360447
in casual you can now pick the next map, and the only map available is dust2
easy 10 votes
>>167360615
>don't have to move from spawn to get a kill 10 seconds into a round
>perfect
DUST 2 FAGS BTFO !!!
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
not liking dust 2 is basically reddo
are you reddo?
>>167359420
Rip Mouz
>>167361198
hello reddo
>>167361198
thinking dust 2 is good is basically hltv
are you hltv?
>>167361480
>>167361987
(hltv best) tbqhwy
>>167359420
This is bad news. Dust II was the contamination map where all the kids and shitters gathered. Now they will spread to other maps. To the Mirage most likely.
>>167361198
I'm tired of playing it, does it count?
inferno going to be in the map pool at las vegas in two weeks
>>167362320
no mirage is shit lol
if anything, it's easier to play de_dust2 now it had its own category, IMO I'd rather see another map in the rotation to spice things up a bit at the tournaments.
>>167362320
Mirage and cache are the shitter containment maps. All the csgo kids have a bias to d2 because they took the meme that "everyone" thinks it sucks completely seriously.
Next map out: overpass, cobble, mirage or cache?
BANANA
A
N
A
N
A
>>167362649
Mirage is objectively the best map.
>>167363154
Dust 2 was the containment map you fucking retard. now they'll spread out to whatever other one which will probably be mirage which is the best map right now
>Replaced Dust II with Inferno in the Active Duty Group.
>>167360615
It's probably all visual
GO's dust2 is bleak as fuck, I'd love to see them kick some colour back into it
>>167360181
You realize nothing changed right? You can still play it like always
This only affects pros and I bet dust2 will always be in esea's rotation anyway.
>>167364623
yup it's still in
reminder that dust2 is a noobs map
its a map for people who only learn one map
its a shit map that pros wanted gone for ages
it was the number one requested map removal at the last 5 majors by pros
it's a quarantine map to keep unskilled players away from the good map communities
Why do people act like maps actually get removed/added when valve literally only shuffles their arbitrary categories for the sake of the pro circuit? It changes nothing for us, all the maps are still there to be played like always.
>>167363163
I bet it's gonna be cache but I'd rather see either nuke, cobble or train out, in that order, first
+Season, fuck the haters
>>167365458
theres literally no way cache gets removed its literally the literal best map in the pool on literally every level
when the fuck are they adding piranesi
>>167364963
Ive only played mirage for about a month because I feel like it's good practice. Overpass,inferno, and mirage are really the only maps I like. D2 is okay sometimes but the rest are really shit
>>167365510
>dust2.5_cheekibreeki is the best map
Literally
>>167365510
Cache is a shit map for shitty esport wannabes
>>167365458
Season is one of the only new maps I think should be added fuck cache
you have 10 seconds to explain to me why assault isn't in the active map pool
>finally an update
>its only esport faggotry
nice game gotards
>>167366582
At least I can queue dust2 dm to grind xp now
I can't dm on other maps, just doesn't feel right
>>167366684
thinking about cashing out my howl and fire serp to buy a drone what do you guys think
I don't care that dust 2 was removed from the official competitive map pool, you can still choose it, which probably many other people will choose it too.
The problem is that now that it's out of the pool, you can't play it in regular casual rotation, and if you pick the single dust 2 group, you're stuck with fucking a 24/7 map
>>167366941
>should I keep my networth locked in virtual, worthless pixels
>or should I get something with real intrinsic value
hmm
>>167366684
(you) sure?
>>167366941
why are normies all over those things suddenly
RC helicopters have been a mainstream [TOY] for years, this is nothing new
Woo, it has a camera. Boy, you finally get to see your roof.
>>167366941
>>167367192
Or
>should I play kids games with kids
>or go out and actually do something cool
>>167367192
>>167367307
I barely play at all anymore I'm really wondering if prices will go up or down
>>167367343
It's all up to you what you think what you should do. If I was you, I would cash it out. If you're thinking of investing, then why not invest the money on something real that could make the wait more worthy?
Think about it. Video game skins versus real life stocks.
>>167367086
You can just disconnect and load another server once you're tired of d2 famalam
You know, like we all used to do before this matchmaking cancer
Literally a non issue
>>167367784
basically I already have this sitting here like this and don't have any idea what to invest in
I mean I'm literally sitting on cash in savings accounts with terrible return right now I have no fucking clue what I'm doing bro
>>167368046
Then buy the drone. You can always sell it if you get fed up playing with it.
>>167368046
I think I translated your post wrong earlier. You're implying your savings are not returning too well and you're not happy about it? If you're interested in investing, you can look it up, it's not rocket science.
Drone is not bad investment either, if you're interested in such activities.
>>167368589
yea I have like 100k of autismbucks sitting in really shitty savings accounts because I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'm fucken retarded man I hate myself
>>167368746
It's better to be safe than sorry. If you're not sure what to do, just hold on the money. You will figure out sooner or later what you could do with your cs skins your the 100k.
>>167368961
*with your cs skins or your 100k
>>167368961
I'm setting up the opskins account to sell the skines now
can't play for a few weeks anyways since I don't have my desktop
any anons have tips on selling on opskins
inferno a smokes are fucking retarded, the building between second mid and a site is way too high
>>167369692
You're the retard if you are incapable to learn new things.
>>167369830
no, i have some smokes, but finding new ones is really annoying to try and get anything consistent
>>167366941
>>167368961
>>167369429
just listed everything on opskines
>>167370208
>buying a dj drone
its like buying a mac you dumb reddit fag
>>167370404
He didn't say he is going to buy it. Even if he did, why so salty? Are you afraid of going outdoors?
>>167370208
Hey its me ur brother
>>167370404
>>167370492
I mean what other drone do I buy
I want a drone to fly around
help guys I'm dead inside I just play videogames and work
>>167370615
The drone is probably fine. If you post anything that could trigger the poorfags (students, neets etc), they wont even try to hide their butthurtness.
>>167370615
dj is literally the macs of drones
get a custom built one if your gonna spend that money
getfpv or something
after a long time I decide to play cs go again.
>play 3 placement matches
>win them all
>mfw no more MM for 21 hrs
>uhhh..
>next day
>play 2 MM
>win both
>no MM for 21 hrs again
>uhhhh
>play next day
> 2 MM
>win both of them
>21 hrs not allowed
the fuck
not naming it that
>>167371708
>>167371260
I mean I looked at a fpv setup and to get the same range payload camera and battery life is more expensive but then you also need to figure out all kinds of shit on your own and you don't have any software keeping you from fucking up your expensive drone
most fpv setups have like 3-5 minutes of fly time but the mavic is like 25
desu they should just change the name at this point
it's not even cs w/o d2
>>167374809
flush yourself
>>167371708
Welcome to how Valve prevents smurfs from just jumping in and ruining the game.
After you get your rank (10 wins) you will only be limited by your own time.
Dust 2 is a shit map. Glad it's gone
so I heard dust 2 is out of the map pool now
so how many cs:go players are now committing mass suicide? lmao
>>167375815
every noob who thought dust 2 was the pro map when it's always been the noobs map
Where were you when trump saved cs and set dust2 on fire?
>>167376086
at home alone feeling lonely & bad
>not dming to rogan & alex jones podcast 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
but why
>>167376659
if you don't watch this podcast the globalists will turn your friggin frogs gay
>>167376659
>he doesn't know about multidimensional pedophile vampire demons
i am actually contemplating taking my own life at this moment
rip dust 2
>>167377685
I'll join a suicide pact if you want to make one
>>167377685
>>167377908
livestream it!
>>167362649
>>167363154
practice your smokes my nigg
Oh please, I had Dust2 removed from my comp map picks for over a year now.
>>167299249
>LE who is 400 DPI that plays on 3.6 ingame sens
>can't rank up, get told to lower my sens
>play with 2.2 sens for 4 months, still LE, k/d still the same
so how long did it take you guys to realize that low sens is literally a meme?
>>167382587
been playing since 1.6 with one of those giant f4t4l1ty mouse pads. i play now on 400 DPI at 1.7. not a meme man.
1060 is coming on sunday instead of tuesday now
hurray
>>167382587
Just play with whatever feels natural, other people can't help determine what sensitivity you play best at
CS has been shit this past year because Inferno was out of the rotation.
God tier Bo3:
Nuke - Inferno - Train
HAHAHAHAHA DUST2 is finally removed from the active map pool
>remove dust2 from MM queue a day before
>the next day valve decides to remove dust2 from active map pool
It's like I'm an admin or something
>Shox
>Body
>NBK
>Apex
>KennyS
muh dick
Imagine being DazeD in that FPL game and having to be all like "damn, Adren you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight corners and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally make a team with you, both stream me and the real me". when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his parent's bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam Marine and not only sit in that chair while Morber flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, match after match, hour after hour, while your dog bleeds to death. Not only having to tolerate Steel's jewish fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on stream tells him he's GOOD FOR AN IGL and DAMN, A NA CS PLAYER CALLS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of streamers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his forehead as he struggles to keep up with the current match, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "professional and intuitive (for that is what he calls himself)" play-style, the set ups he worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the queue pops for another match, and you know you could kill every single person in this pug room before the FPL council could ban you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sam "DazeD" Marine. You're not going to lose your future coaching career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Why do you guys say CSGO is dead? If we just look at English language viewers (i.e. the only ones that count) its smashes the fuck out of others. Who cares about 10,000,000 viewers from China
>Start playing after 7 month hiatus
>Was a sheriff badge
>Now SEM
>"Haha, easy"
>Most games are smurfs that are my level on the other team, while I get unranked niggers
>Aiming is complete ass
What has changed in the last few months lads, I'm ready to put a gun to my head.
>>167390780
>a bunch of shitters
>>167391978
>most games are smurfs
no it's not smurfs. Silver isn't as bad as before. SEM now is like MG2 before the rank shift.
>tfw silver 1
>win every comp match I actually play
>just don't play comp enough because I usually don't have the time
>forever low rank
>>167392928
>"?" avatars
>Lv 4 EXP
>Know how to spray.
I mean, I can only suspend my disbelief so much.
>>167393542
am I a smurf for only playing casual and gitting gud that way, by playing against much higher level players?
>>167393876
When you have only CS:GO and 20 hours played?
Yeah I'd assume so.
>be me
>smurfing in prime with my friend
>go 14 - 2 first 7 rounds
>start shittalking in allchat
>teammate thinks i'm hacking and abandons
>guy on enemy team turns on his spinbot and rages
what the hell
>>167394480
>450 hours played, most casual
>27 comp matches, 24 wins
should I just buckle down and get into it
>adult male
>plays Dust 2 only
Why isn't Office more popular? I still love it...
>>167394784
>cs map
umm
>>167395012
Office was and is still fun..
>>167395145
>fun
>>167395232
f-fuck you I have fun with csgo
galil is a fun gun
Negev is ultra fun
Sawed off is max fun
>tfw my friend acts like a clueless, helpless fucking retard whenever he's changing options on cs.
He doesn't know what resolution he plays on
He doesn't know his mouse sensitivity
He doesn't know how to bind jump to his mousewheel, and hasn't written it down somewhere after I explained it to him literally every time he's had to reinstall cs
He's called me 8 fucking times so he can put an autoexec in his cfg folder
The worst part is he's no where near the level of retarded he's acting, he just refuses to devote a second of time to understand what the 40-odd autoexec commands do.
Alright csgog, I want to get some skins.
Is there some good way to get them cheaply or should I just buy them from steam market? or should I get them from OPskins or something?
>>167394589
Take solace in the fact that you were killing the guy even though he was likely wallhacking and trying to stay in the middle of the group in terms of kills.
You would never have cheats loaded up and not use them. You're already at risk of the vac with it anyway.
>>167396590
Hello and thank you!
>>167396637
what
>>167396590
>some of the most expensive pixels known to man, in a game infamous for bullshit microtransactions earning the company that made it hundreds of millions AFTER the client base bought the game
>I know, somebody will be selling them for cheap for no good reason! w2c lads, somebody knows the answer!!!
>>167396793
well idk
should I buy from opskins so it's cheaper than valve market but not just buy all what i want but buy some and try to trade up or shit
>>167310592
bls play with me i'm not bad
http://steamcommunity. com/id/Jeffersontrain/
>>167397015
I'm not going to spoon feed you
>>167341337
Is having 5 ping, better or worse?
>>167397317
Better.
I was warming up in DM on a fragshack server against a bunch of people with low ping while min wouldn't go below 64 and I couldn't hit a thing. Holy fuck I was raging.
>Russian fnatic leaks change today
https://m.v
k.com/wall-3998221_150152
Who else here buys mollies whenever possible? I fucking love fire
>>167397317
Basically, if you're the 5 ping guy, your head can warp through up to 3 of my bullets so long as you are moving slightly erratically and 1 tap me.
The server will only let me kill someone if they are standing still long enough for the bullet to register, or if I manage to get the invisible hitboxes that are randomly in front or behind the actual character model.
>>167397682
>Not just shooting around his head and letting him walk into the shot.
If they're going to make it a dice roll then why not load the dice
>tfw no sugar mommy to buy skins for you
>>167397760
>tfw sold enough cards when they first came out to get well and started on skins
All I need is an AK skin to be complete :]
>>167397664
>2017
>buying anything
>>167397664
I only rely on grenades because I don't trust this games hit detection.
>>167398484
Fire is the best though
>>167398484
but grenade hit detection is the worst of all
>>167299249
>>167397720
that's somewhat my approach when it comes to weapons like the m4a1.
Here's another 64 tick meme. The demo tickrate is 32 though, so it's a little exaggerated, but this is the shit people with ping above 40 have to deal with. Shots that should hit look like they missed have a visible delay and then hit, or on the flipside the shots look like they hit just go straight through the models because the hitboxes are already registered in another place because of the server and because of the lower ping of the other player to the server. This fucking game is borderline unplayable.
>>167399271
What I really love is this ongoing meme about 64 tick, ping below 150ms and framerates above 60fps being faster than the human eye/brain can handle, and yet it clearly manifests itself in catastrophic incidents of a lag periods of around half a second.
>Maniac is back on a team with Ex6TenZ
Following french CS is like watching soap opera where they break up for years and hate each other only to get together again
>>167399817
My mom does the same with her lover.
>>167399847
How is your mom these days anyway?
Why can I purchase kevlar only but not helmet only
>>167400282
>purchase helmet only on pistol
>usps are now useless
yes pls
>>167400282
helmets and armor don't take damage, the armor isn't a very sophisticated system, it doesn't wear down or degrade in a traditional sense, it's just a second life bar on the areas that it protects that allows you to take a little more damage.
I love that you can get a Negev third round if you know what you're doing
>>167400868
I think if you know what you are doing then you won't buy a negev.
>>167399271
I don't remember csgo being this bad a few years ago. It as if players are teleporting either into a shot that looks like it missed, or away from a shot that looks like it hit.
And if someone is jiggle peeking you, you always die when you can't see them.
>>167375812
Try again, fucc boi.
had dust 2 been removed sooner gambit could've won the major
>>167403776
>been removed sooner
Are you implying dust2 got removed?
>>167403828
It did from the active duty maps. Infernew is in instead and for Dreamhack Vegas. New Dust soon.
>used to bright custom coloured skins in cs:s so i could actually see the enemy
see:
http://gamebanana.com/threads/184696
>sometimes i don't even notice the enemy in cs:go because the player model blends into the surroundings
What to do?
It doesn't help that i play arena fps regularly with bright coloured skins.
>>167404340
Get Vibrance GUI
>>167404457
Thanks.Will try it out and report back.
What did he mean by this?
>>167404287
Welp, it was about time CS died.
>>167404457
Holy shit the game actually has colors now.
Does it just change the saturation levels?
>>167402034
the jiggle peeking when they have 5 ping shits me
they've already peeked twice by the time it shows them peeking the first time, and then bam, you're dead.
>>167405073
Idk what it does just makes everything bright as shit. Pretty sure it just taps into your GPU settings whether Nvidia or AMD and ratchets a bunch of shit up.
>>167405934
Don't advertise your shit here, retarded slav.
>>167399271
Been a while since I saw a deagle | hand cannon
That's like the third now I guess, maybe second still
>>167400701
fuck you on about
>Flusha
>It's kind of funny how when the rumours came up, players from other teams would ask me if there was any truth in them. I could feel that it was not out of curiosity but rather fear that they were asking.
>http://www.fnatic.com/content/96797
Based Flusha. Can't wait for Fnatic to dominate again.
>>167407019
hello reddo
WTF
no dust 2 anymore?
WTF?!!?!?!??!
>Enemy has anime avatar
>Private profile
>Obviously aiming
lel, how fucking typical weebs are shit at game
>>167407052
Is that the thing now? Responding "hello reddo" to everything? Very clever and creative. I spent 24/7 for 2 years on here, but I think I'll stick to visiting this place during events now.
http://www.hltv.org/news/19798-fnatic-and-godsent-swap-two
they're back, bois.
>>167407302
hello reddo
>>167407328
lol and people call em a god team when they cant win without each other, bunch of cock suckers.
This past year of CS has been so shit
>Inferno not in the rotation
>2 shit french teams
>3 shit swedish teams
>falevas winning
Hopefully 2017 can continue in a positive fashion with a new French superteam, fnatic getting back into business, and we can actually have exciting tourneys again.
And infernos back thank fuck
>>167407468
Counter Strike is about teamplay, not individual skill.
>>167407860
>No one wins their 1v's
>Lose round
>Not about individual skill
GOtards?
>>167407915
Autism if you're being unironic here.
>>167407860
It's the biggest factor but it's about more then just that. And having said that I'll go on and sad I'd take a player that has shown he can do well with several groups of players over one that can only do well with certain guys.
>>167407860
>professional counterstrike is about teamplay
ftfy
Smoking, flashing and shitting out information is pointless when the other nigger in your team can't aim.
>>167332318
ON
DA
GEAR
B O I SOIS
fuck this stupid game why is it so infested with hackers and so addictive at the same time
G2 are getting paid $25,000 a month? I thought CSGO was dying?
Means other top teams must be getting that at least. Jesus Christ I shouldn't have stopped playing 1.6 back in the day to go to university and get a ""real job"".
>>167408245
>Teammate is half decent
>Starts crying because he got traded
>Proceeds to bait his entire team every round to get his 2/1 K/D while 3 people are left on the CT side, so loses each round while inflating his K/D against the aggressive kill hunters.
>Doesn't understand that baiting and trading are different while one will lose you games and the other will win you games.
>Manage to lose because he can't live without "Muh K/D"
>Probably has no idea why he's in such a garbage rank.
>>167408426
30 year olds aren't allowed in the pro scene.
Reminder to stop being a little bitch in comp. 0-3 is not the end of the world.
>laugh at enemy team after winning 16-2
>teamed up with them next game
>we lose 16-2
>>167409834
YES IT IS I HOPE YOULL GET CCANCER IRL FAGGOT NIGGER. NOOB KID. PLS UNINSTALL NICE ENGLISH
>>167409834
>0-3
This is the worst because usually at this point someone is either so tilted he keeps doing the same mistake or suddenly the other team goes for a 16-3 sweep.
>>167410280
Hello, mr. silver.
>>167409834
yeah, but what if it's 0-4
>>167410646
>~
>q
>tab
>enter
>>167408946
i'm not 30
>>167410646
You're supposed to finish your game no matter if it ends up 0-16. You can learn from every match unless you're one of those asshats who can't accept defeat and always blames own team.
>>167409834
>That feel when pessimistic as fuck but I don't tilt and when I'm mad i simply don't hit my PTT.
>>167394784
office was the original map I really liked when I first started playing, no idea why. I never play it now...
WTF is wrong with CSGO servers last night I played three games on my alt in MGE all three games Ill jiggle peek corners with my knife and get instant dinked HS. I had one faggot standing on firebox while I quick peek to take a shit and I get hit with 4 bullets in the time it took me to fire one as I peeked. Three fucking games like this. I have a hard time believing that non-prime is that full of hackers?
>>167412202
It was the most popular map in source I believe
>>167399413
dude we all knew 64 tick was bullshit since 2006
>>167412202
it's reasonably balanced compared to most shitty old maps and looks cool enough
plus it's popular which means people learn it which means people play it since they know it which snowballs etc
>this map I don't know how to play sucks because I don't know it
typical cs pov
I haven't posted on csgog since csgo died is this place still fucken gay as shit
>>167412303
I think 64tick isnt as big a deal as whatever netcode that fucks up during games. I usually run 15-30 ping but I still get weird ass latency issues when peeking and other shit like enemy dies two seconds later or I get hit with 6 bullets in one second before I even notice it.
Let's make the bureau proud
>>167410930
If you had to quit 1.6 to go to college, you're old as fuck.
>>167412861
bro this is bandit country
>>167407328
That fnatic line up simply didn't work past the initial month or so. It's shit.
Besides olof is a washed up piece of shit nowdays.
>>167404930
allu meant that he's cock of the walk
>4 posts in 3 minutes
Woah chill out csgog.
>>167413178
they were all by me lol
>>167412938
What's the difference?
>>167412217
It's worse than you can imagine
I was playing 1v1 yesterday to practice some prefireing and one guy would hs me before I even show my elbow. I would let it slide once or twice but this makes no sense with peekers advantage. I should at least see him before I die
>>167413723
I was watching my friend's match. He was camping behind a corner. He could see only tiny part of his enemy's leg when the enemy already killed him.
>enemy has good read on your default and starts wrecking you everytime you do it
Is my default suck or is it a matter being more unpredictable on when I use it?
>>167413938
How about stop using 'default'? Be dynamic player.
>>167412965
olof has been washed up
dennis has a kid now
krimz is krimz
doplan is botlan
what else do you need to know
>>167414019
I guess it just feels wrong because I watch better players use it fine
>>167414123
It depends on your opponents too. If they suck you can rush b all day long. If they are miles ahead of you, you will get raped no matter what you try to do.
>>167414123
great players don't play the exact same position every round
it works for them because the enemy doesn't know they're always going to be there
>>167414123
Depends on what the rest of your team does too. If EVERYONE on the team does the same shit round on round, it's easy to counter if you're not moronic.
>>167413586
Between what, retard?
>>167415015
30YR OLD VS 27YR OLD????
>>167408426
there's at most 20-30 people, which is probably being very generous, earning that money in the world. consider that according to cs.net there were over 11,000,000 active players last month, giving you a 0.00023% chance of getting bloody rich off esports
>>167413723
>>167413912
Did they have good pings? I can't seem to figure out why exactly shit like that happens.
>>167415071
Stop fucking lying.
>>167415283
Lying about what? I'm just wondering what difference does a 27yr old player is vs a 30yr old player is.
>Dennis
ree
>>167415328
Are you illiterate?
>>167415660
??
godsant always choking the third map in bo3s
Guys 30 year olds play pro csgo you just have to be:
Female
DMG or higher
>>167407328
And they will still be shit.
Dennis-era fnatic hasn't worked since olof's injury
Eat ramen normal
Or eat ramen with egg?
>decide to try inferno
>practice a couple of smokes and flashes beforehand so i have something to work with
>team is all russian
>can't speak english
>start on t-side
>refuse to push with me and instead just run around the house and t-spawn area
>all 3 rounds we won was because i got a 4-5k
>one ruski kept buying a fucking mac10
Just ban russians already
hey hey csgog can you recognize this vintage meme
suu ;,sp
>>167417512
Did they change banana? You can throwna molly from T top of banana to before car so the CTs can't push up to car and you pretty much get free banana control
>>167417512
>refuse to push with me
when this happens I just bait the fuck out of my team
>>167417609
i dont the
>>167417620
CT naded it every time, and our economy was so broken i could barely afford a molly along with armor and ak
>>167415240
My friend had ping between 30-50. Should be good enough imo.
>>167418119
>My friend
yea rite lol we all no u have no friends just like all of us
>>167418216
>fell for no friends meme
You're the only one without life.
>>167418276
lol
>>167418119
Well then I haven't a clue it must have something to do with there server cost cutting measures possibly. I wouldn't even care if it only happened a few times but when it happens it happens for a good few games.I don't think it's 64 tick though.
>>167415240
Normally I'd be a non responsive faggot but hey have you tried putting net_client_steamdatagram_enable_override 1 in your autoexec? supposed to affect ping and latency a bit.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/348293292499443440/
>olof 4-15
wow greatest player ever!
>>167420179
throwlof
VIRTUS.THRO
>Flusha & JW's legacies are tarnished
Feels fucking good man. Realized that the only people that could carry their heavy fat fucking asses were olof, Dennis & Krimz. Can't wait for them to win nothing.
>leave FNATIC
>get eliminated in groups at ELEAGUE Major while FNATIC gets top 4
lmao
>>167417512
>Just ban russians already
containment servers are needed so badly
they shouldn't even be allowed to play on other servers
>>167420540
>2nd place at eleague season 1
>"guys, this isn't working so let's split up"
I swear, they are retarded.
>have anime pfp
>too tired to talk
>guy adds me thinking im a girl
>he wants to erp
>dont mention im a guy
who here wishes they were a girl
Is he right, /csgog/?
fnatic is playing against mouse right now
these fucking casters lol
lmao I've never experience poo in loo casters
this is amazing
i need pansy in my life
>>167421850
tea time? based anele casters
>>167421810
There is no RNG factor when the first 2 shots of the AK always hit their target.
>g2 losing to flipside
ahahahahahahahaha
wew
>>167422112
>what is first shot accuracy
>>167422309
RPK should've gone to LDLC.
>>167422095
lmfao, just using anele is an instant 10 minute ban
>G2
Disband when?
>>167422505
remove smithzz as coach when?*
>>167422434
>streams cuts out
>"I prefer this, actually"
>new envy beating heroic
>new g2 losing to flipside
lmao you can't make this shit up
>>167421578
Be my gf(male)?
>>167421810
no
csgo isn't a moba, there's actual mechanical skill involved in aiming
>anime profile pic
>voice heavily hints at down's
>literally throws a fit and stands idle in a corner (not afk) because someone didn't drop him an awp
>overly fucking clearly has a recoil scipt but won't admit it
>still can't hit most his shots and always forgets to reload
>had to mute him halfway the game because he kept trying to make small-talk which noone responded to
>orange
I found the perfect teammate
>>>>>GETTING ACED BY MARKELOFF
FRANCE HAHAHA
>>167422869
i-im not femenine tho
>switch back to fnatic
>somehow lost cache to mouz
>>167424540post steam
>>167415939
Fucking retard.
>>167425341
Cache and Dust2 are the only maps mouz can play...
j w
>tfw no cutie to spend valentines with
pls respond
>>167426976
w-what's your steam.. if you're nice i'll be with you..
>>167426976
respond
who are we for in the superb owl
>>167427086
post yours im shy and dont want weirdos adding me
>>167427921
o-ok..
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fen__
i'll wait for you!
What's your /getrich/ tactic magog? What do you do besides betting.
Sometimes I participate in giveaways on twitch. When csgofast used to do them I made like 60 euros out of it.
>>167427358
*sips tea*
>>167428023
you have a lot of friends its intimidating.
>>167428204
be born rich, ez pz lmn sqz
>>167428023
lmao fen
>>167428257
Looks like I'm a #PatriotMissile now
>>167428204
Where do you bet at now big guy?
>>167429785
fanobet
>>167429970
>mfw I'm not a europoor
>g2 was fnatic
no matter who loses we get to ridicule them
i wish pansy was casting this ;_;
>>167429785
csesport
>>167425402
dumb fucking retard why don't you go suck down some cock you fucking nigger loving piece of shit?
>>167419868
makes it worse
I bet disco just wants to go back to Epsilon
why is the teatime stream so bad?
i honestly hate this fnatic team.they look quite fucking unbeatable
>>167436472
>they look quite fucking unbeatable
>11-11
>>167437145
it's not about the rounds, it's the fact that you know they can """"comeback"""" with pistols
>>167437346
yes, winning rounds with pistols is a completely unheard of event in csgo
Id say its 50-50 that both these teams can kill SK with felps
>>167437557
yes it is
>its a "Immortals shit all over reddit's guys in an online qualifier" episode
Just got my new pc built. Haven't touched cs in so long. Have a field tested howl, sell now or hang on for a while? Will someone even pay a ton for it? Price is ridiculous.
"french" """""""""""""""""""""""""super""""""""""""""""""""""""" team
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that play on 4:3 unironically
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think sgares is an effective IGL
>>167439403
haha no one thinks that
>>167439403
hello reddo
>>167299249
I got back into CSGO to play a game with mates and after a few rounds of demolition I started getting good and enjoying myself. I figured out later this was due to no AWP for most games. Now, demolition doesn't have enough people playing to purely play it all night so I was wondering how to deal with the AWP? Altering playing some casual I found myself sinking back down to negative K:D as the rounds went on,first few I did pretty damn good
favorite csgo vids?
https://youtu.be/tob5rzdLsS4
intergalactic planetary
planetary intergalactic
another dimension
another dimension
another dimension
well
now dont you tell me to
smile
you stick around I'll make it worth your
while
got numbers beyond what you can
dial
maybe it's because I'm so
versatile
>>167445495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ERyiRyq8
>>167341835
m4a4 has better skins than the m4a1-s by a fucking mile
>>167447814
hello reddo
>>167447814
looks like a child threw up after eating cotton candy
>>167446894
What a cheeky cunt
>Kill someone with auto
>"Break the auto ice"
>"Pay the auto price"
Guaranteed salt in chat
>>167448236
I don't get it.
>>167447929
this
>>167447814
take a look at a proper skin
>>167448450
possibly the best skin in the game
>>167448450
>meme skins
the howl was better when it was ripping off art. the replacement design is shit. sry man
>liquid choking against brazilians
>5 posts per hour
wtf happened to csgog
>>167448753
>losing to cheating favelas
not news
pic related:
>clean
>dim colors that look good to the light
>wolf looks like a wolf
>good pattern elsewhere
>not overly red
>>167448450 :
>busy as fuck
>colors stand out like crazy
>not even a wolf
>shit pattern
>redder than a candy apple mac10
>introduction to graphic design 101 tier
>>167448753
>shitty irrelevant esl trash tourney has better production and stream quality than the fucking major
Fuck CSGO.
>>167449160
its literally people casting from their houses. this is a qualifier.
also liquid won retards
>Check inventory for first time in ages
>Find some random $7 awp skin
Onto the market it goes. Such a good way to feed my vidja habits
>roommate sprays at long range
:(
>>167444174
There really isnt anything you can do individually against a good awper that holds an angle against you, except hoping he misses and you get the insta dink.
Otherwise it's a matter of properly using nades and trading as a team,
how much should I offer for this? the gun is mw and 34 cents, but the sticker is ~2200 dollars
>roommate doesn't have good spray control and doesn't know that you spray at all distances
:(
>>167451058
like $2
nobody cares about the sticker if its on a skin, let alone a cheap skin like that
>>167451058
trade ya a souvenir toxic t9 for it
shame about the sticker placement tho
>>167451856
learn2read
i'm buying it and i wanted to know how much i should offer
>>167452035
oh
like 10$
he wants $170 lol
>>167452784
lmao suck my footpussy twerp
>>167451058
reminds me when i put 3 ibpowies on a glock night to "inflate" the value of ibp's, its actually a pretty cool combo so it wasn't a waste
>>167453090
what's a footpussy senpai
>>167453368
OH MAN
>>167453214
i'd actually buy his skin even if he asked for $50 or something because i like it
he has had it posted for months now, i think he should be wondering why nobody has bought it yet
>>167447814
>not picking m4a1-s for the flashback skin
Ranking up is like going through the jungleand you are alone with your silencer.
>>167453641
it's not even worth $5
>>167453641
50 could be reasonable. most shit with an ibp holo is like 100 and never sells. if it was another skin like a souvenir you can call visibility, but katowice holos are a well known quanity, everyone knows they exist and where to find them.
Just unboxed a Souvenir FN Galil Cerberus, 0.013 float value, I'm a poor pleb and have no experience trading, how much you guys think I can get for it? All the ones in the market right now have higher float value, can I get a lot of money for it? thanks!
>>167453656
and it has the sex number on it
>>167453656
>make love not war
>peace sign
fuck off with that gay shit, tumblrina
>>167454050
market
>>167453921
>>167453935
it doesn't really have a definite price, more of whatever you're willing to pay for it, but i offered $35 which is 100 times overpay for a sticker and he thought i was joking
>>167454050
nobody cares about float value except for autists with really high end skins that like to brag about having the smallest value
>>167454050
nice, sell it on opskins for about 130-150 dollars. the stickers are pretty bad so probably the low range of that
>>167454681
lmfao
>>167454817
what?
>>167454469
These are exactly the poeple I am looking for, autistic and rich, maybe french since it has Happy's and Envy stickers!
>>167454681
Like I said above, maybe some french guy likes the stickers? no?
>>167455649
sell it to mcskillet
>>167455649
no one likes happy, least of all the french
I BOUGHT DUST2 NOW I HAVE TO PLAY THIS SHIT GAME CALLED CS:GO FUCK YOU VALVE
all in underdog
lol
>>167458154
you don't have to play, you could watch other people who are better than you
>>167458313
t. Silver III
AUG whiteout
discuss
>>167458516
why though
i hate csgo
it killed all my favourite shooters
>>167458683
what is this
>>167458683
>those manlet characters
>>167458797
it is dead
>>167458969
what was the name then
>play Dust II
>lose
>play other map
>win
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sticks and stones and weed and bones
Valve, gostaria que adicionasse o mapa Dust2 novamente no Grupo Ativo, pois retira-lo foi um terrÃvel erro. Obrigado.
>>167458658
because white AUGs are cool, and they exist in real life
>>167460598
we already have a perfect aug
>>167459950
não
>>167460730
AUG | animes?
>>167460858
maybe...
>>167460738
sim
y/n?
How Dust2 should be
>Widen Long doors so that 2 people can run out of doors at a time because most of the time some autistic faggot is sitting in the way so you cant rush out
>make b easier to retake
>make mid awping less shit
>>167461851
i dont understand the question
>>167462123
good position or no? tec doesnt really have good spots for stickers.
>>167462289
i dont know, the skin clearly didnt load
It's coming back, just believe
>>167462460
idk why it doesnt look right
Why no one talks about me? ;-;
>>167464909
it's a big map
>no good streams on
>>167464909
Whats the fucking point of a spawn this big? Nobody stays there
>>167464909
because
EU matchmaking
Tier 1:
Swedes
Danes
Finns
Tier 2:
Russians
Brits
Germans
Tier 2/3:
French
Polacks
Tier 3:
Turks
Portuguese
Italians
Spaniards
Being last man standing is so nerve-wracking.
is cj our guy?
>>167465801
nah shot_up is
Why the FUCK doesn't valve just do weekly events where they let you play a random (or themed) selection of old operation maps
Hell, do one singular random map daily, and at least there'll be some players on it
>>167465441
>not even listed
don't bully
>>167466006
they did that battlecup thing for dota for like 2 weeks then stopped. that should tell you how much work valve actually puts into their games
>>167465602
>drops ak
kek
>smurf on gn1
>everyone blames valve in voice chat
ayyyy
>>167466124
battle cup is going on right now
>>167466356
oh, i never see anyone talk about it so i assumed it died.
i guess no one cares much about those things lol maybe thats why
Ok, so, it's me again \/
>>167454050
I'm gonna sell it for market price, about 150 bucks, is Opskins really the best way to do it? Any suggestions of what should I buy?
>>167467562
vanilla butterfly AKA the only non-reddit knife
>>167467562
buy me a low tier knife onii-chan~ft fire serpent
has /csgog/ made any skins
I've been working on one on and off for like a year now but I'm scared to submit it
>>167469802
unless you're a meme who has already had multiple skins selected, it won't matter.
>>167469802
show us so we can rate anon
rust coat m9 bayo is my knaifu
>>167472701
simple, i like it
for me its a black lamimate karambit(t) and a fade bowie(ct)
>>167471027
n-no you'll bully me
>>167474662
a-non i won't, ill promise to love you even more!
>>167466195
>smurf on gn1 prime
>55-13
Huehuehuehue
I'm sick and tired of carrying gold novas 4throughout the game. How do I make some money off this game? Should I buy and 19 bucks usp to sell at 21 and get 1 buck out of it?
>shroud on splyce
did we do it? is he done?
>>167475216
nah it's just a temp team for that lan
>>167469802
pls post a picture of it
i swear i won't bully you
>tfw bought a mm300 mousepad
fk this mousepad suks ass no vertical space. should have just gotten a new qck hvy. niggers
>>167477251
At least your mousepad isn't the cheapest shit from china
>>167477251
>>167477748
>Using a mouse pad
My entire desk is a mousepad
>>167465602
nigger what, that crosshair is darker than my future
>>167477251
>2017
>not using a mousemat
>>167477025
No this stuff's like all over my profile and shit
I don't want to tag myself
>>167478687
whats the difference between mouse mat and mouse pad???????
>>167478787
i don't know what you're saying but just crop it a bit so we can't search by image on google if you don't want us to find your profile
>>167478789
Nothing. They're just fucking huge so you can use an ultra low sens for something like CS and still not worry about dragging ur mouse off from big flicks.
>>167479843
how come pros dont use anything bigger than qck hvy? huh HUH HUH tell me why
>>167479932
probably because they're used to playing in LAN conditions where there isn't a huge amount of desk space
>>167480559
qck heavy it is then
I like playing CS because it completely shuts down sexual desires of mine
>same guy keeps flashing me round after round
>getting sick of his shit
>shove mic right up to my mouth
>drop eh loudest REEEEEEE I can manage
>nobody laughs
>get called autistic in chat
>quit game
>change name and profile pic so no one will will remember
Did I fuck up?
>stuck in silver4/elite for 6 months, 240 hours in
>half the people I get matched with still runs while shooting
this game is perpetual hell
real talk
who the fuck is devoduvek
you're face when fnatic pige is back to shitting on everyone
>>167488164
No face for something that will not happen.
>>167488636
clipsDOTtwitchDOTtv /esl_teatime/ PricklyVultureJonCarnage
does this make you think?
DISCORD FOR CSGOG
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZwBP8Sy
>>167488872
>implying I'm clicking that
>>167489364
then just go to r/GO and it should be on the front page
>>167490029
hello reddo
>>167490943
theres nothing you can do about it :)
>>167491287
About what?
I haven't played in a long time, is it worth it to play to just simply have fun?
>played 1300 hours and saw 2 cheaters
>started playing again
>20 hours
>saw 30 cheaters
what the fuck can someone explain this
>>167492674
Played with a guy form Austria lately, he had one clean main account and then six or seven smurfs with the same name and avatar on which he was cheating.
We talked a bit and he said that he writes the cheats himself and only uses them personally (doesn't sell) when he feels like it.
I wasn't even mad. Sure it would be cool if cheats did not exist, but if Valve can't get their shit together then I can't blame the dude for having a bit of fun.
>>167492674
yeah, noticed that too, probably xmas sale effect still in place
faceit/esea are cool tho
do you prefer dumb teammates with good aim or smart teammates with mediocre aim?
>>167492925
Free Faceit is pretty good is that right?
The game's just so suspect with all the hacking. I mean it's damn near impossible to tell if someone's hacking on CT side as is.
>>167493236
>dumb teammates
this is the case 99.5% of the time in EU, it fucking sucks
>don't do this
>don't do that
>next round proceeds to do these things himself
Friendly reminder. Don't let your teammates tell you what to do. Make your decisions on your own.
>>167493274
they are now forcing new esea-tier invasive client on suspicious players iirc and there was a huge faceit banlist not so long ago with only a couple of vacbanned people lol
it's something, I guess
>>167492521
pls
>enemy team blatantly spinbotting
>"i swear i-i'm global in my main, i-it's just a game!"
>tell team I muted them
>haven't
>>167494071
>tell mate "I'll flash for you! Ready? GO!"
>didn't even buy nades
>>167417512
fascinating how russians never got any sense of behaviour.
I mean playing for over a decade online you encountered most countries in europe.
some are annoying some just don't talk much some are cocky but apart from these personal traits they always kind of know how to play.
russians basically turn on the game ignore that it's multiplayer and actual people you play with and play like it's a single player cowadoody campaign.
I just don't get it. It's like that in almost every game you encounter russians.
in dota there's actual russian servers but they just don't play there. they queue on eu regions where most people communicate in simple english. for what reason? makes no sense at all.
>>167494287
There are worse things than the Russians. Every time I get Finnish team I'm internally wishing I was playing with Russians.
>>167494423
Brits and muslims are worse than russians for sure.
>>167494597
>Brits and muslims
kinda redundant :^)
>when you 40 bomb and the second highest teammate has as many kills as the lowest fragging opponent
welp, at least we played 15-15
I just went all-in on NV because I thought they were the G2 line-up. How badly have I fucked up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WQ2K8TgR3g
Umm, gotards?
>>167496617
>tricked
you're fine
>>167496638
>>167496638
i can't believe it
how can they keep getting away with it??
>>167497010
Then how can you explain what he just did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWYpeB3srVM
Nice game gotards
>>167497279
clips.twitch.
tv/rickehaus/HomelyAntelopeDBstyle
>>167495447
Gotta make sure britslimes know their place.
>>167496638
>casually cheating in ESEA rank S
Only an strayan cunt has the balls.
>>167497432
>mouse accel
that's why they'll never reach tier 2
>want to play online but too beta to speak to other people
guess I'll just play dm all my life
>>167493423
>I fight guys lit 90 with my awp
>>167498267
I can't go outside. I can still say the two words at a time minimally required.
Anyone got the webm where everyone's on the main menu and one person says cyka blyat then everyone starts speaking russian and the ussr national anthem starts playing
Trying to find it thx
>>167498760
>can't
More like don't want to, pussyboi.
>>167462980
That's nothing. Watch this.
>>167499764
The 1944 version or the 1977 version?
Fuck is this IEM tournament going on, and where is everyone?
>>167500034
what sticker on the back? I was thinking of getting a RUSH sticker for the back of mine. also we almost have the same float.
pizzagate
Is there a list of max bets for csesport?
>warmup on cache, ct side
>try to break the ice and crack a joke, nobody talks, ask who has mics, nobody replies
>ask again at 30 seconds
>2 guys answer
>me another another guy call A
>3 go A, 2 B, no mid
>we get fucked
>say I'm gunna smoke A main, so I'm definitely going A main
>3 go A main again, I nope out of it, mid already pushed
>round 3, I decide to go mid, I hate mid, but at least I can hold it, hear enemy team bought someone an auto
>worry.jpg
>only hackers aim for dak daks early in the game
>the round is a cluster fuck, cus I didn't want to peek mid, we kill their team but they plant bomb, nobody bought kit. >Team-mate leaves dak dak for a fucking ump
>I'm getting prefired badly, often, through smokes sometimes
>sus
>we're losing round after round, nobody on my team is trying to hold a site or delay the enemy, they just peek and die, we still have people wandering everywhere and never calling it, nobody giving callouts in general
>decide to go B, tell them to fucking pick a site and stay on it
>they all die, have to rotate, take down 3-4 and die
>mvp stars out the ass from clutches and defuses
>tell them I'm going to take A since they can't hold it (nobody smoked it, ever)
>they get mad
>they go A anyway
>enemy rushes A
>kill 4 dudes and die
>2 other guys on my side die, they get the plant before the other retards left
>swap sides and all sorts of really sus prefires and stacks happen, eg. 4 pushing A main on pistol, 4 stack on after we made a shit tonne of noise and took out a guy mid, pre nading from checkers to vent while we were sneaking
>end of game check profiles
>all smurf/ hacker accounts with 5 year coins
My team had dmgs, mge's and me, an mg1 as the carrier. Fucking pathetic.
>>167503654
God I hate this the most about CS.
>My team is full of literal mouth breathing troglodytes who seem to have a stroke everytime they attempt to "Aim" at something.
>Enemy team is either full of smurfs or seriously suspect folks who can wallbang perfectly even if you fire at them and then move.
>CTs WHO FUCKING PUSH AND DIE EVERY ROUND AND REFUSE TO LEARN
>Ts WHO REFUSE TO FUCKING PUSH
he's a big guy
>>167503967
I just had all of this.
Why couldn't they try flashing themselves into places, or holding weird angles
Why peek common spots
Why don't they try take sites. It was always me pushing into sites and taking 2 dudes down, and then the dumb fuckers would just sit there then die
One bit that had me in stitches was my
team losing a 2v1 with a guy I tagged 88, and then my team trying to have a go at me for planting the bomb safe instead of in the open, after I was the only one who pushed site and there were smokes and flashes going off in odd places
>>167504338
He's also a shit player that hacks and can't win without Olof.
>>167500034
>Flipside
why don't black people play cs?
>>167505082
Too stupid to play games that require skill.
>>167505082
Niggers only know how to play Madden, 2K, and fighting games for some reason.
>>167505082
I just played with one a couple days ago. I'm silver.
>>167446894
ummm wtf is that boost on overpass and the pixel spots on inferno are they even possible how is that even fair like wtf
>>167505082
too busy being smelly and in jail
>LE 3 months ago
>stop playing because got a gf
>break up
>start playing again
>dropped down to MG2
>30 kills every match
Better than playing against turbonerds every time tbqh
reminder that people who don't pick up an autosniper when they have an mp7 because "it's cancer" are cancer themselves
>>167497427
this is why this game is a joke
majority of pros are clearly cheaters, ruins the whole thing.
>>167505662
post proof you lying faggot
>>167504681
apparently olof can't win without him either
>>167505662
>be lem
>introduce some new players to game
>can't play with them without smurf
>end with 40k everygame
>novas called me hacker everytime
>>167497427
>flusha
>shox
>konfig
>byali
>kjaerbye
>denis
>fnx
>pyth
>olaf
>krimz
>rallen
>kio
>apex
>jw
>subroza
lol why does every yuropoor team have blatant cheaters? is being poor that much of an excuse to ruin everything?
>>167496617
>>167496790
told u, post winnings
>>167507040
>rush
>naf
>hiko
>elige
>wallen
>taco
>fer
>cheatzera
>hen1
>lucas1
>boltz
all european cheaters right? damn europeans and their cheats
who /allin/ here
>>167507040
>>167507278
why split up along these lines?
Cheaters from any goddam country need a solid ban. I thought 2017 was gonna be different, guess not.
>>167507296
Is that your all in? What a poorfag.
>>167507278
>canadians and hues
>>167507390
That's 1$ more than you have faggot
>>167507376
because ameritards are so fucking bad and permatriggered they need to make everything about EU vs NA and try to shit on EU at every opportunity possible
they're garbage at everything they try
>>167507550
friendly competition is fine, mate, makes cheering for your home team that much better. But to say that one side cheats and then a rebuttal is that so does the other just normalized and almost rationalizes them using cheats (they do it, so we must too).
We gotta stick together on this point and call this shit out. It's fucked up...I find myself not watching the game as much as I am watching for cheats, it's fuckin sad
>>167507521
Pic related. It's you.
>have to mute my whole team because 12 year old russian with navi in name
>start to go the opposite site as they go because i get fucked every time if i go with them
>we start winning somehow
>they rush B on mirage while i go A as usual kill one guy who was coming out of palace
>they all fucking die at B
>i get kicked
really made me think
anyone want to add me on EU?
nick:Tengrichan
i am still unranked
>>167507550
nobody in "na" even uses that term or gives a shit about how obsessed you guys are with your cheating pro teams.
you guys just retardly throw together multiple continents and call it "na". nobody here cares about canuck or south american players.
>>167507550
just admit every eu pro team has guys aimlocking for info every round and we'll agree to disagree, cool?
>>167509402
>toxing team up
>unranked
No thanks.
>ScreaM
remind me again why he was supposed to be in the french superteam
>pro play spray
>bullets are well aligned
>hits target on spot
>spray in-game
>first m4 bullet shoots into the air
>eat BRRRAAAP from a glock and die
>>167509581
Are you special?
>>167510121
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5s7p8i/scream_insane_clutch/
>>167510120
>toxing team up
the fuck does that even mean fucking loltards
fucking kill yourself for using toxic unironically
>>167510331
Come back and ask for teammates when you grow up and get out of silver, kiddo.
>>167510435
>2017
STILL getting baited.
Cmon.
>>167510489
Your funny, kid. I like you.
>>167509661
yes, every eu pro cheats
meanwhile, even semipro amerifats have to cheat to get noticed AND THEY STILL GET CAUGHT: https://play.esea.net/users/345190
fucking retard
>>167510939
not every eu pro
just one guy on every team locks to get info every round because they suck and couldn't win otherwise
and you know this mayne
>>167510939
that guy didn't get banned for cheating
are you a trolling yuropoor or are you really that stupid?
>>167510939
by the sound of the comments looks like he was making some advance on an underage girl?
What happens exactly?
must suck to be pro and you have to pay thousands for your custom hax so you can only afford like a field tested scorched flip knife
>>167510331
Toxic has a non-reddit buzzword meaning on csgo. It's a far more literal sense of the word, in that you are the reason the game is being lost, you are ruining everyone's experience like a cancer.
Basically, everything players like you touch turns to shit, frag hunting like a call of duty player and then blaming losing on your team, because you can't get a kill unless they have their backs turned to you.
>>167510939
>bloominator
>banned for cheating
lol, he doesn't know
>>167511293
hello reddo
>>167507296
rip ur skins buddy
>>167509402
Would add, but
>private profile
is fnatic back to #1?
>>167509402
Might add you, what nationality are you?
http://imgur.com/a/hqesN
>>167511602
Turkish
>>167511607
shakin mah dam head famalam
>>167511170
>>167511195
>>167511306
>they think esea bans pedos
just how retarded are you?
>>167511517
Wait it's private?I thought it's set to public.
>>167511602
Hun
>>167511732
fuck off
>>167511732
Get cancer and die muslim trash. Glad based russians kicked you.
>>167511607
lol...wow
>>167511607
>twitter doesnt exist anymore
HAHAHAHAH
envyus is so bad
>>167511764
sent ;)
>>167511764
>100 hours in game
>level 0
>underage
>toxic
Just fuck off already silver boy.
why are the stats so fcuked
>>167512179
esea
>>167512126
here is your (You)
>>167512126
Post ywf you're not this kid.
discord.gg/btb2RAY
>>167511732
wtf i love russians now
>happy
what the fuck was that, worse than a bot
Anyone wanna be my cute gf(male) for Valentines?
>Turkish kid gets kicked by Slav Gods for being toxic
>comes to /vg/ to cry
I thought we had reddit for this
>>167512334
why is esea so fucked?
>>167512891
complacency
THE FUCKING MADMAN
clips.twitch.
tv/esl_csgo/BrightWaspCoolCat
envyus just disband already
>>167513168
but combek is comin
>>167513256
g2 will toggle at 14-14 and close it out 16-14
>>167513329
looks like it wont get there
>losing a 5v3
happy with the retard plays as usual
New thread people
>>167513498
>>167511762
>>167512761
Yeah, except I'm 6'1 and not feminine and will never be the little girl
>only buy AWP when losing