SC2 General

*farts*

>>166162065
ty fighting

how does tasteless make money? he only casts about 3 days a year.

less than 10 minutes until i bike to the store and get my beer

>>166164826
blizzard pays tastosis a monthly fee to not take other casting gigs. They don't worry about money.

man Sc2 really sucks compared to ASL this season. Like it's not even funny anymore. Broodwar is so much better

pigskin BITCH MOD!

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nigger mod

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It's over for our guy, he can't escape his Germanic genes. He is going bald.

>the original hairbro won't have any hair

what a sick and twisted world we live in

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It looks disgusting

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from 2008

go trap go!

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post favorite units

>>166171664
carriers

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should we make this SC general instead?

>haven't watched sc2 in years
>turn on gsl
>this is professional starcraft now
lmao did all the good players leave or something??????

>>166172513
maybe
im glad interest in it is resurging but few people in these generals actually play either of the games in the first place so its better to have a general thread

what a dogshit game rofl

is this the real thread?

>>166172605
this game was a mess, trap and armani are two of the weakest players in code s and then they played a sloppy game on top of that

what a dogshit series rofl

solar going to shit on trap

is starcraft vaporwave

>>166173692
...

>>166173692
lol

when was sc2 at it's best? WoL?

>>166176974
the scene was hypest in WoL

the game is best in LotV

>>166177410
>the game is best in LotV
thats pretty sad

>>166162065
SEAN?>

did the other thread get deleted

SEA N????.

>>166177994
it's not so bad, LotV has some cool games. its not well above but there's small improvements

sickzii...a gorgeous boy...

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did everyone get banned again or something

im at work and my coworker is smoking literally every 20 minutes or so x__x

>>166180168
'zii...

just got a haircut and i look even more disgusting lmao. didn't even know that was possible.

>>166180234
not me...

>>166180286
post pics you gorgeous boy

>>166180318
never

>>166180459
you tease~

/scv/ brood war inhouse league when?

>>166180518
no one here even plays sc2. what makes you think they play bw?

>>166180604
that one guy plays bw

>>166180682
he just makes it look like he does for attention.

>>166180749
guess youre not invited to the inhouse league

>>166180830
that's 1 less person then, taking the grand total to 0

>>166180490
really makes me want to rape him

>>166180887
i wont let you dumb freak!!

im hearby join the inhouse league and become #1 by default

>>166180904
you will never be able to protect his smile

>>166180957
yes i will

*kicks you in the nuts*

>>166180945
1v1 me

sickzii is a strong man... if you tried to rape him he could reverse rape!

>>166181041
what the fuck dude it was just a prank!!!

>>166182692
rape is not a joke idiot

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next stop 2000$
hop on board

hop on this

*grabs crotch*

>>166183008
*hops on it*

>>166183576
*injects*

>>166183598
did you just pozz me??? o.O

>>166183670
no you are pregnant with our beautiful children

inject

>>166183738
boys can't get pregnant!!!

>>166183779
you just did :3

>>166183861
what the fuck are you...

when scvs that dont play starcraft remember to inject more than you do

>>166184317
*grabs a syringe and injects you*

I didn't watch it yet, but this group is basically just Solar shitting on everyone, right?

>>166184679
*starts convulsing*
*foam forms in mouth*
*heart stops*
x___x

>>166184772
more like TY in your ASS

http://www.strawpoll.me/12160717 important poll

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>>166184869
sad

how off is the apm in the performance tab?

anime girls are so fucking retarded

>>166185092
it's average over the entire game
should tell you enough, really

dunno if it uses ingame minutes or actual minutes, tho

>>166185123
FUCK YOU!!!!!

>>166185172
truth hurts bitch

>>166185149
it feels like the number they give me is a little higher than what it should be. also, i thought they change ingame time into real time when lotv was released.

Destiny asked Lauren what her favorite anime is and she couldn't answer even though she said that she used to watch a lot of anime....

Was she lying... ?

>>166185272
phone

>>166185210
10 seconds ingame are about 8 seconds, I just checked, because I wasn't sure.

Remember that "Actions per Minute" is very vague and doesn't actually mean much.
It includes things like selecting shit and it doesn't account for input spamming.

>>166185210
i mean 99% of the things you do like worker boxing or superfluously selecting units dont really "register" in your head so i would imagine it should be higher than you think it is

>>166185309
Yeah so what?!???

>>166185340
we dont like your kind here

>>166185368
We all own smartphones here

we shitpost through any means possible here

smartphones more like dumbphones

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>>166184869

when is science gonna make chips we can put in our brain to look at porn and no one else knows

>>166185502
fucking freak

Dan Stemkoski @Artosis 2 min

are there programs for measuring APM in game in SC2 like there was for SC1?

holy frick he posts here...
>>166185092

>>166185549
yeah i love porn im a fucking freak
porn porn porn porn porn porn porn

>>166185772
*snaps your neck*

holy cow i just had a massive poopsie
how did something so huge come out of my bp O.o

>>166185905
*snaps your neck*

>>166185816
>>166185925
*snaps your neck*

heroes never die!
*revives everyone*

>>166186065
*snaps your neck*

>>166186065
>>166186087
*snaps your neck*

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>>166187309
>>166187375
>>166187462

i want to fucking kill myself

>>166188685
dont do it hbt

we are here for you

>>166188685
do it

>>166188950
fuck you

>>166188685
hbt we all support you here

>>166189121
wtf did i do?

evens anime
odds vn
dubs install sc2
trips install sc2 and play it

>>166191064
rerolling

evens anime
odds anime
dubs anime
trips anime

anime girls are some of the dumbest people ive ever met

how do people remember to creep spread as zerg honestly

stpeach... her butt...

>>166192425
you force yourself to do it at first until it becomes a habit.

>>166192425
there literally is no reason to do it against anything that isn't terran

https://www.twitch
.tv/ogaminginter

>>166193783
this doesnt look like anime to me

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4d 18h 12m until scarscar

>>166194171
*farts in your face*

>>166194234
but i need good defense i can hit biles well enough

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>>166194260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6_CIv3Tfc

>>166195519
wow you posted some anoying manchild shit

pretty funny dude

>>166195570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gxkt1FNL5s

btw janny the last few anime links are sc2 related
i cant tell you how but they are

yeah agreed both are shit

>>166196313
try this
http://nyanpass.com/

not clicking your manchild shit

We all have jobs & girlfriends here. No time for cartoons.

"But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development" - famous phoner

"i am happy & successful with a healthy social life & a loving beautiful girlfriend"
said no cartooner ever

Scar scar no

when noregret sprayed scarscar with that white stuff... omoooooo

>>166197208
word
being a cartooner is the best

>>166197414
wait what where i want to watch

theres a difference between being a cartooner and some shitter posting the most anoying moe shit to get a rise out of people

>>166172513
de facto it doesn't matter. de jure, it had better stay sc2. otherwise we lose the legacy of being the general that literally created /vg/

>>166197608
nice fancy words idiot

did you learn them in kindergarten????

>>166197608
that legacy is already tarnished

tarnish my asshole dady

>>166197692
this thread is the grandmaster league of shitposting

*reads a book*
well THAT was a waste of time

>>166197838
its more like the elite four since it's just the same four people replying to themselves (and not each other)

>>166172513
>>166197608
>>166197692
>>166197838
>>166197934
same shitposter...

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>>166198107
you got me!

banelings are pretty good i heard

>>166197598
>moe shit
kys

how cum animes talk in high pitched retard voices...

>>166197692
/scv/'s legacy is literally the best in all of /vg/

>>166198398
fetal alcohol syndrome

scarlett is really cute omo

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heh

oh and annoying isnt written with one n you imbecile

not reading your dumb weeb posts

>>166198491
>losing to THIS
lls this elazer kid is awful

>>166198491
I've seen these funny filenames in other places now
what are they?

>>166199117
:o wow youre so new

shouldnt you be erping with shitzii rofl

>>166199117
its automatically generated by gfycat

>>166199117
being this much of a garfield lol

>>166199283
i wish...but hes too busy with wow and his irl friends >___<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQIOXNi7V8

whenever I think about finally reading 'the will to power' I remember this woman and how retarded philosophy made her
she's so mixed up and has so little charisma
thousands of videos of her spending 30 minutes rambling just to fail to express her thoughts

>>166199563
calm down

>>166199563
philosophy is a scam, just rail a bunch of DMT and meld your consciousness with the ether lmao

>>166199283
i wish :(

>>166200254
untermensch

wgirls...

>>166201659
yuck!!!!

>>166201491
your negative vibes do not affect me through my chemically induced enlightenment

>>166202023
>chemically induced enlightenment
chemically induced stupidity*

>>166202253
fool that you are, you could not begin to understand the fractals that i navigate

>>166202253
>stupidity
>stidity
>stity
>tity

imagine sickzii using you as his personal onahole...

>>166202383
and you could never understand the objective reality

pigskin

>>166202617
>objective reality
lol. no serious school of philosophy argues for the existence of an observable objective reality

>>166202910
because atheneism is a heavy pill to swallow. it still needs time to be accepted.

swallow this

*grabs crotch*

Artur Bloch @Nerchio_SC2 52 sec.

I have to say @onfireScarlett achieved what she came for. She beat me 2 times! On ladder. #NW4 #POLWIN

>>166202587
his warm cute little onahole...

>>166203450
what a douche

>>166203450
>/pol/

what a loser

>>166203450
wow rude

>>166204692
:3

Funka is such a good caster. I hope he casts finals too.

sOs vs ShoWTimE

good first match. he's the best foreigner right now

>>166205045
Agreed, and there can be a few potentially interesting matches before innovation comes in and takes a shit on GER

phone

>>166205256
thanks for the warning

dont hate on phoneposters some people cant afford a pc

where's neeb

>>166205830
maybe he's in this thread :O :O

huk tweeted something at gyuri but he deleted it real quick...

i wonder what it was o_o

*plots a randall on your family*

why is the other thread named improperly?

what other thread

not telling you janny!!!

korea...

'gamers' have the worst taste in music. it's grievously offends me listening to the music they put on at any video game event

it's almost entirely shitty EDM & remixes of popular rappers

>>166208008
calm down

>>166208008
word they should listen to some patrician kpop XD

>>166208008
they put on royalty free stuff

i wish losira was playing :c

ino is so cute i could die >_<

i hope he rapes them harder than they've ever been raped before (a hard feat considering they're german)

>>166208168
royalty free? this might be my ticket to kinghood

>>166208342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royalty_payment

>>166208413
garfield

kaeleris is doing heroes -_-

gookfield

garfield sure did hate odie.......

>>166208471
good we dont like crapearis here

in fact we hate him and would kill him given the oppurtunity

*posts an image with some lame buddhist quote about acceptance or something on facebook*
im so open minded

open this

*grabs bpussy*

is wolf out of work yet?

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>>166208830
ohmmmmmmmmmm

ommmmmmmm gook ommmmmm

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>>166208895

i am a buddhist; of the gook chapter

gook lotus buddhism

>>166208981
fucking nazi

>shading on top of widow mines
>memetime

i was watching some figure skating competition yesterday on my teevee and holy crap there were some beautiful stinkers, especially one american stinker import.....

>>166209845
remembering widowmines do damage is hard even progamers cant do it

buff widowmines

>talk about sc2
>thread comes to a crawl
every time

thats a nice meme i havent seen in a while

we're watching melee tho

>>166210827
i still prefer this

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hello, i am back and ready to be posting with my friends, the scvees!

>>166211281
re is the best gate keeper

havent seen the guy who wakes his neighbors up recently. i hope he's still at it

this thread... is mine now...

>>166211459
>Comments are owned by the Poster.

phone

poland vs korea finals should be fun

Day9 kawaiiii

>>166211576
embarrassing

sc2 isnt fun

>>166211692
+1

sam harris is an idiot

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>>166211281
ugh

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which garfield is our garfield

im thinkin '88 garfield

>>166212285
haha because heil hitler

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>>166211692

its not the garfield on the outside that counts. its the garfield on the inside

>>166212328
-1 shut up looser

its saturday and im not getting laid today :z

easy win for innovation

is this zombiegrub's first live cast
she seems nervous

not gonna like i would totally suck zest's dick if i had the chance

>>166213101
fag

>>166213096
thats just scarlett under the desk

>>166213130
it would be gay not to to be honest family

>to be honest family

>>166212113
96

desu

moman v ToD BO3, once Germany finishes getting crushed

>>166213186
no wonder she's so giggly :3

>>166213696
desu ne

uhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>166213950
desu wa

>>166214261
desu ka?

>desu

jiiiiiiii~

cheng xiao ni hao, wo ai ni

I'm a nerd(walks into a room full of jocks and pulls out a gun) let the bodies hit the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>166214891
based

phone

do you know that feeling when you find a song you like on youtube, scroll down and the first comment is 'simply epic' or 'destiny sent me here'

>>166214994
DESS

which anime are you guys watching right now

>>166213871
scar seducing muscular zombie :33

>>166215141
archer

>>166215141
garfield & friends

>>166215257
fate?

>>166215283
+1

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woah I kind of want these frames

saber is one of the prettiest toon girls of all time

>>166215504
tru

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>>166215318
isis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F99KvVtpL9g
>Soundtrack for the Tournament Starcraft® II : Nation Wars 4 by O'Gaming and Blizzard Entertainement
wew

why does inno have such huge bags under his eyes?

>>166215935
not eating enough bananas

>>166215935
aegyo sal

he's korean perfection he even has natural double eyelids

>>166216008
inno can eat my banana any day
omo

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go tod!

>>166216423
i want to watch tod bitchslap nathanias with his nose

https://twitter.com/YoanMerlo/status/479744009238093825

*rubs belly*

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looks like tod lol

>>166215167
what if zombie was dominant and forced her under there :33

>>166217215
a big boy....

>>166218303
ehehehehehe

*slaps belly and lets it jiggle*

According to the economist Donald Trump's rhetoric to bring millions of manufacturing jobs back to the US rings hollow due to fundamental changes in the manufacturing industry such as automation that makes low-level assembly jobs cost prohibitive & gone for good.

Hmm...

>>166218693
we still need people to run the robots

i wish i had a robot girlfriend

>>166219241
yeah we need college educated engineers. not the kind of manufacturing jobs that left the US for China & Vietnam

>>166219673
you dont need to be college educated to flip a few switches and run robots

you need to be college educated to BUILD them

*gets a phd in indian street pooing*
*votes for her*

>>166219884
our guy.....

>>166219884
better than having the jews in charge i suppose

you wanna know what i think?

*farts loudly* i think we should get free money from the government!!!!!

*gets a phd in kfapping*

nerchio is a big pussy

>>166220332
*shows you a blurred low res kthigh* who's thigh does this belong to, doctor?

reading non fiction is so boring.... I'll watch this shitcraft instead....

>>166220754
whatr you reading?

>>166220754
what kind of a loser reads fiction

>>166220829
the bible

>>166220940
did you get to the part where the drunk guy bangs his daughters or something like that....

>>166220994
yeah i wacked off

I was reading hero worship by carlyle, whose first name should really not be two names smashed into one

I tried to reply to 5 people and 4chan kept saying they detected spam... this website has really gone to shite...

>>166221193
nice

>>166221448
>I tried to reply to 5 people
you is cancer

>>166221448
this is among the worst posts of the year so far

LOOOOL @FnaticQuack with the SICK plugs during the #HGC Interview! #LUL Oh and PS: time to clean your room son! :D

go zest!

President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

>>166223080
go suck moots dick

this website is garbage compared to reddit and everyone knows it

when is that guy who make his neighbor's dog bark going to update us? i fricken hate barking dogs and his tales make me feel warm inside...

>>166224092
eww

im listening to an npr report about how the feminist movement has historically ignored WoC (Women of Color)

its really making me think

>>166226295
is it making you think about how you want to turn it off really badly but youre too lazy so you keep listening to it......

>>166226295
when it comes to piracy the movie and music industry has always ignored the porn industry

way more interesting

>>166226421
pretty much. npr can be interesting sometimes but idgah (i dont give a h*ck) about feminism

https://aeon.co/essays/micro-targeted-digital-porn-is-changing-human-sexuality

interesting....hmm....
this site is really hit or miss, but sometimes they have good articles

im going to kill myself if the porn industry dies

>>166227106
how would it die?

>>166227106
it wont die but it will continue getting more weird until everyone is a sick freak.....

>>166227183
idk but im already worried about it getting smaller

>>166227251
im already there

>>166227106
it won't ever die

>>166227271
sick freak

>>166227391
;3

what will they do when they have exhausted every possible fetish?

ah, the world's oldest profession

>>166227539
gook?

>>166227539
thats prostitution

ah, the world's second oldest profession

>>166227712
stinker?

>>166227712
pimping?

>>166227539
scbw pro?

dang it i was gonna say bw progamer ~_~

>>166227924
they really sold out huh

hooking or 'going pro'

ah, the ole' hookin' an' gookin'

im not gonna watch porn ever again those freaks are messing with my brain just for some clicks!

how 2 play protos

>>166228165
good boy

mmm naked girls getting fucked(raped)

>>166228202
make dt
drop
hope ur opponent doesn't have lair or spores
if they do
make archon
show off sick prism micro

alternatively:
get 3 bases
defend
make a billion carriers
a click the enemy base

*boots up bw*
i WILL be better than every single one itt!!!!

*loads up fav seulgi fancam*
*pours a glass of sauvignon blanc*

mmmm

its not like anyone else even booted it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfGnf3xqSA
thorin is always so right

*power overwhelming*
*operation cwall*
*black sheep wall*
*medieval man*
heh, too easy

>>166228440
what units are more practical than carriers and dts
is this still wol where your army is like 4-5 different units in the endgame where every other race is like 2

>>166228783
more practical?
oracle, I guess.

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are the mods here? l-lets talk sc2... hehe... about those stalkers man, boy are they... shooting... unff

>>166229223
i want to do lewd things with the liberator pilot omo

i want a medic to suck my dick

>>166229323
protoss dont have mouths... do you think adepts have vaginas? or even a butt?

>>166229445
do you think their vaginas glow blue like their eyes

>>166229376
i know how to do cpr...

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*hacks this entire thread*

>>166229605
give my balls cpr

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*shitposts this entire thead*

whats the points of staying informed of current events & political theory if you have no way of influencing the current system? like, a stupid person & a smart person weigh the same on the political scale so why bother wasting your time reading a bunch of junk? might as well have spent that time jacking off to hentai or something

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>>166229667
heh, you fell for my honeypot. now i own your whole system...

>>166229910
*pokes hole in balls and inflates them*

rotti voice pack when?

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>>166229976
baited this exact response

>>166230069
baited this exact post.

4d chess, bitchboy.

>>166229970
maybe you'll meet a cute girl and impress her... and... you know...

finally no more protoss
inno...

>>166230171
if the point of being informed was to get chicks i'd be better served just going to the gym every day and getting swole. you dont even have to know the capital of your own state if you're fit & attractive.