/elyg/ - Elysium General

First for
>Honor Update

12 HOURS ETA

>>165912040

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Post your junkbox loot boys.

>>165912121
how long did it take last week?

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>>165896640
this Koragon guy looks just like a character i had a crush on awhile back, but with a smaller, even cuter wiener. What server does he play on? Nost PvP?

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I want my gaimu.

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Why don't Horde have Paladins?

>>165912162
30 minutes

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>>165912130
>12 HOURS ETA
Are you fucking serious?

guess ill just kys mys

Offline?

>>165912165
what the fuck is wrong with you

>walking through stonetalon as alliance
>spot some horde afk near a lake
>mind control him underwater and sit by the shore for him to drown to amuse myself
>warlock comes up and gives him underwater breathing

what are the chances a warlock would be there at that exact spot, realize what I was doing and actually bother to prevent it

it's just so unlikely

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>>165912179
Why don't Alliance have Shamans?

>>165912152
>dat hueg everything

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>I didn't get to an inn in time

>>165912179

Because we don't celebrate Easter?

>>165912215
>Using Mindcontrol

That's a ban for you.

>>165912220
because the server hasn't progressed to BC yet

>>165912152

Nice, I got Blackfang and some other blue dagger the other time. How'd you get so much money, though?

>>165912209
Nothing?

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>restart
>server doesn't start again

>>165912215

Should have just killed him.

>>165912261
I don't get the meme, sorry friend

>>165912190
It is just honor update faggot, it will take a few minutes.

another """restart"""

>>165912152
>gf(male)
>reeeee
>green texting


so....this...is...the power....of moh...autism

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>get automuted for talking too much in BGs
>get automuted and banned for mentioning "gold" or similar in a whisper to a friend
>these messages haven't ended up in any kind of a filter for over a week despite having the same exact elements in every single one
...

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What is this fucking meme?
Can I ever play this game again?

>>165912265

>auction spare cloth
>vendor grey drops
>refuse to buy anything from the AH unless it's absolutely necessary for a quest chain

Money-making is that simple.

>>165912276
too basic

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>>165912283
You call that thicc?

this is THICC

>>165912354

>cucked out of a kill because you were too busy memeing

Call it basic, but still.

>>165912283
That's fucking fat as shit

>>165912329
>nostalrius staff leaves
>server immidieateetly shit
fugg

What's a mod that shows quest items value?

>>165912353

I'm doing exactly that, in addition to pickpocketing every humanoid mob I can in instances/group farming and I only got about 65g at lvl 38.

I might finally cave in and learn how to fish. I've never done it, retail or private server.

>>165912302
you cant handle his potions, adventurer.

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>restart
>doesn't start again

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>tfw 3k hp in bearform at 34

is now the best time to start?

is everyone 60 and raping MC without me already?

ty

>>165912302
you gotta support the elysium team

>>165912378
How the fuck do you even get to this point?

I've never understood it.

>tfw can't decide between resubbing Legion or buying Elder Scrolls Online

>>165912475
there are 2 fresh server were everyone is still leveling

Why is Lumi Karu's voice so fucking erotic?

>>165912378
This girl did well.

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if this isn't your server select screen then kill yourself

>>165912496
Are you not American?

>>165912503
whichisbest

>>165912496
Not giving a shit. Having people around you that enable your behavior.

>>165912475

I started playing on K2 4 months after it launched and got to the top progression guild, so...

>>165912435

You gain gold at an exponentially higher rate as you level up. Getting 10g at 41 might take just as long as getting 30g at 43. Obviously lucky drops play a big factor, but grey loot is the most reliable way to get gold as you're leveling. ALWAYS loot everything. I've seen shitters ignore 80s-1.5g greys in dungeons before because "muh bagspace" or "not a quest item".

>>165912475
The server's not even a month old. Now's the perfect time to start playing. The main wave of people leveling up is around the 20-30 range. The horde only has a handful of people at level 60 yet.

>>165912503
there is 1 fresh server

>>165912475
Its too late man you missed the start so you'll be forever behind unless you roll on zethcuck.

>>165912514

Go fuck yourself Karu, you retarded piece of shit. Take your faggotry back to /lolg/.

Fuck me that was long glad i can keep grinding raptors.

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>>165912525

>not being a dual-server Elysium-Zeth'kurbull

enjoy not playing when one server goes down faget

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>>165912242

not only is grizzly the #1 guild (ROFL 5 'pro' guilds cumming together to wipe on ubrs whelps), they are also teh #1 memers

9000 hours in photoshop

>>165912503
also can you give me server details websites down ty

>>165912209
No really, is this just a "your tastes are shit" type reply, or is there something seriously afoot here, like is this guy jail bait?

>>165912525
you will be forced to rename your char in a month or so :^)

"Phew!" The Freshcuck breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as he turns in the first stranglethorn tiger quest at the Nesingwary Expedition.

Having spent 5 painstaking hours trying to tag mobs previously, and 8 hours in the queue before that, the Freshcuck endlessly plickers to and fro the graveyard every 5 minutes, mounds of bones from player corpses stacked as high as the jungle canopy surrounding him. He begrudgingly accepts the next tiger quest from the big game hunter himself, just before two undead rogues, the 5th and 6th unique ones in less than 10 minutes, step out from the shadows of the tent and the Freshcuck is once again forced to run himself back to his corpse. Unfettered, the Freshcuck grumbles "At least we're on an even playing field......." while waiting out the resurrection timer, which is now at 10 minutes.

After finally resurrecting himself after waiting for the 6th time in half an hour, the Freshcuck manages to tag one of the elusive panthers that have been endlessly camped for the past week and a half, and is close to killing it when out of nowhere he is charged and mercilessly cut down in a single stroke by a Bonereavers Edge wielding level 60 Warrior in full pvp armor...

"At least we're on an even playing field....." The Freshcuck grumbles once again, while running across the river back to his corpse with a now 12 minute resurrection timer. The Freshcuck takes solace in the fact that, being a melee class, he actually has something to raid for in molten core, unlike every single other class that has to settle for greens that are better than anything out of the Molten Core from 5 mans for the next 4 months....
"At least we're on an even playing field......" Echoes through the piles of bones littering the ground and the endless lines of people waiting for all the quest entities to respawn for all eternity.

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>see xiaowarr has aggroed three mobs, two more than he can handle
>he's tagged them with thunderclap in an effort to reduce their damage but he's on 20% health and about to die
>i throw a heal or two on him to bring him back to full health just as he finishes killing the first mob
>the other two mobs make an immediate beeline to me
>xiao runs away
>i have to kill his tagged mobs for no xp or drops or die
every fucking time

bonus
>i say 'fuck it' and just run away
>mobs permaleashed to me and chase me all the way across the other side of the zone and in to the next one
>forced to kill them anyway
th-thanks nost core

>>165912579
>cheating best girl server with the yellow fever whore server
there are no words

i want to ____ madti's ____

>>165912581

quality post shit faggot

>>165912538
>muh bagspace
I get really mad when I see level 40 players with 6 slot bags. Like, really, come the fuck on. Dropping even 2g to upgrade to silk packs will make you so much goddamn money in the long run.

>>165912641
who?

>>165912608
You are a moron. A greentext memeing moron to boot.

>>165912641

slit
throat

>>165912220
man being a warlock irl would be awesome but that shit probably hurts so bad

>>165912641
delete characters

>>165912608
why would you heal a xiao?

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>>165912608
>helping a chink

Not even once

>>165912608

>healing chinks

Found the commie.

i masturbate to my warrior every day, i can't stop thinking about him

>>165912514
THANK YOU finally someone agrees with me, I've heard many a voice in my gaming career but none are as sexual as Karu's.

>>165912608
You're fucking retarded faggot if you heal chaintagging Xiaos

>ETA 11h

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>>165912743
>>165912549

>>165912608
Fact that healers are the ultimate cucks.

>>165912703
>tfw randomly grouped up with some chink mage to get the stupid bernards book or whatever in silverpine
>we end up dying but i managed to get the book first
>could have left him high and dry but decide to help him slog his way through the inn again and get the book, even after he got us killed yet again in the process.

dono it's just my nature

>>165912608

What is it about healers that make them the most hopelessly cucked players in the game? I feel both disgust and pity for them.

We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.
We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.
We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.

>>165912608
That's what you get for helping yellow pests. You should have left him to die.

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>>165912152
I haven't found a single fucking blue, much less a goddamn epic. All the fucking greens I find are vendor trash too. How the fuck do you people get this shit? IT ISN'T FAIR.

>>165912608
Who is this semen demon, storytime fag?

do xiaos play alliance or horde more? i want to get them fired

So what the fuck is wrong with alliance players.
Nobody EVER buffs me back, mages charge me for water (even in dungeons, quitted twice already because of these faggots) and most of them are generally dickheads.
Only Paladins are the exception but their entire class is a single buff.

I encountered a decent seeming yellow folk once.

>>165912828
I am assured.
I am assured.
Repeat it with me.
I am assured.
I am assured.
I am assured that I won't feel any difference.

>>165912828
They don't replace core yet, retard.

>Appears that all servers have responded well to the extended maintenance. Website is next priority, will continue work to get it back up. :^)
>Server restart in 10 minutes.

>>165912854
Seems like horde have more.

>>165912841
>who is skin diamond

oh boy, wait 'till you find out about dicks, fapping and porn

>>165912857
Are you on zeth'cuck or something? Even chinks buff on Elysium.

>>165912152
How can you retards be in a guild like that?
Its so fucking cancer that its ridiculous.

>>165912857

I never charge for water or food unless they want more than two stax. Ports are also 1g unless they are guildies.

>>165912549
Dude Karus voice is pretty boner inducing, not going to lie. I'm not even that other anon trust me have you even heard Karus voice? That shit is on another level

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>>165912684
Gotta learn to enjoy the pain brother

>>165912857
It's players in general. Horde is even worse than described.

>>165912861
Xiao mages often give water if you ask nicely

>>165912854

>horde outnumber alliance 5:1
>all the edgy kids roll horde for le ebin pvp rashuls
>farming is much easier on horde because there's so many of them that alliance are killed on sight in order to scrap as much honor as possible since seeing an alliance is rarer than winning the lottery

Hmm, I won't which faction would be a better target for gold sellers...

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>>165912608
>be a warlock
>eternally cucked for tags unless i sit afk with pet on aggressive and just come back every few minutes to see if any lootable corpses are nearby
>see mob i need to kill
>Shoot wand
>Resist
>Shoot wand
>Literally Resist
>blueberry is still ice skating around the things hitcircle trying to charge up an auto attack
>dilweed mage fire blasts

fast forward a minute or two..

>mage is being attacked by one mob + the same type of mob i need
>hmm looks like more than he can handle. ill just pull that-
>literally fire blast
>polymorphs it
>poke it with my staff breaking over and over until it mows him down
>spit on his corpse
>whispers me "wtf dude"

cant make it up

>>165912876
And things are already going to fucking SHIT.
Things will be fine... Totally fine. Yes.

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>>165912882
Thanks, fagit

>>165912937
>kael has all 3 of his orbs instead of 2 in this picture
bothers me to no end

>>165912857
>mages charge me for water
>he thinks all mages should be cuckolds who provide ´nourishment free of charge

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>>165912786
>>165912823
b-being a slut is not the same thing being a cuck

I kind of want to hear Karu scream in a high pitched anime-hentai-girl esque way

Why in the actual fuck is the maintenance taking so long

>>165912152
That guild looks fucking awful

>>165912378
I was honestly expecting her leg to snap in half under the pressure of her weight.

How the fuck can her body support that amount of weight?

>>165913007
It's Wednesday.

>>165913001

No, you aren't a "slut" because 1.) you are a male, not a "girl" and 2.) you are a fucking cuckold

stop calling healslaves "healsluts", healcucks is more apt.

>>165913007
Gotta reset it so Xiao gets a chance at beating the que.

>>165912956

Use Shadowburn desu

The real pain is

>grinding
>get ganked by 1-2 fags
>well all I got is my blueberry so guess I'll use fear
>throw out a fear
>RESIST
>okay one more time
>RESIST
>bursted down in a millisecond

has there ever been a /vg/ guild that wasn't garbage?

>do 24hr maintenance
>servers up for 2 hours
>time for maintenance

So what should i roll on retail?

I'm an ally level 19 in redridge, all I've got are these 23+ level quest and then duskridge which are about the same. Where the fuck should I be leveling?
Should I just be grinding these gnolls till 22?

>>165912996
tipping is a given you cuckold, no need to present me a literal pricetable for pressing one button a few times.

Literally /gkick faggots who charge for water.

How long until the first guild raids MC on Elysium?

What a nice restart.

>>165913049
this is why i went affliction for leveling, suppression, among other things, is nice.

wtf i just got in an i'm like 4 levels rolled back? that's like two days

>>165913054
>levelling a new character in legion right now
don't unless you have a lvl boosto token.

>>165913001
You can be my slut if you'd like

>>165912152

>meem arrows in gchat

please kill yourself

Do you guys think Karu would let me get an earful of themselves masturbating over the mic?

>>165913069
regards mad faggot who thought he could get away with not paying for a service

>>165913053
Yes. Not in WoW though.

So, uhm, are they coming back up, or...?

>>165913007
>Why in the actual fuck is the maintenance taking so long

A better question to ask is why the fuck they tweeted they were working on the website 5 hours ago and its still down

>>165913082
8 months until they release MC

>>165913082
this week

>>165913049
Are resistances still bugged?

They were extremelyfucking bugged back on nost, enjoy getting shadow word pain resisted 6 times in a row by lower level mobs. They better be fixed now or the server is shit.

>>165913049
>gank a warlock with his void out
>he doesn't pop sacrifice
>free kill
why are all warlock players so retarded?

>>165913053
<Video Games> on Hellground wasn't that trash, neither in clearing stuff nor in the behaviour of the players.

>>165913096
>Thinking it matters

WR pace is 2 hours from 1-100. Levelling isn't the issue.

Could never catch up now to the average guy in Legion thanks to Artifacts and ilvl for a while.

>>165912152
>there are people who don't shift loot everything

for what purpose?

>>165913085
desu if someone isn't using their first 10 points in affliction for 3/5 suppression 5/5 corruption and 2/2 lifetap they are a fool

>>165913031

A routine honor update doesn't take a fucking hour

>>165913053

<BANTER> was pretty fun imo

where to go as 30 paladin?
i'm tired of competing for tags nonstop but pretty sure i'm solidly in the highest-concentration of players level wise so don't see that changing anytime soon.
how aids is stv for alliance?

>>165913004
>>165913109
Let's make a subreddit for all things Lumi Karu
>LumiKaru voice snippets
>Karu fan art
>Lumi stories
>LK encounters in game

What should we call it?

>>165913197

To screencap in case of epic loot, silly!

>>165912641
Can you not post this? Thanks.

>>165913238
you will be dead more than alive, don't bother

>>165913054
Don't forget
>another maintenance in 3 hours

>>165913238
how aids is stv for alliance?

It's super-aids

>>165913197
>shiftlooting lockboxes

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But still can't login, something new.

>>165913004
Me too

>>165912956
bet he was a gnome too
but then that'd be weird if you were an alli lock

must have been undead probably a chink too

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>>165913248
>clickers

>>165913182

I always pop sacrifice, except it doesnt matter when they resist my fear every time, and just chew through my shield

>>165913238
STV is a really good zone, don't listen to the fags that say otherwise; they're just trying to get ahead of the pack.

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>server RESTART

it's not a fucking RESTART if it doesn't fucking RESTART

>>165913278
You deserve it you shits. STV was literally almost 10:1 to ally the first days after people starting coming there. RAUS

>>165913196
Levelling 1-110 in Legion is absolute fucking cancer.

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>>165912152
>mount on V

my fucking nigga

>>165913315
should have specced suppression retard

>>165913215
Did last week, welcome to Elysium newfriend.

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Has there been one single day when the servers were up without any problems?
Why do I put up with this shit.

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>>165913197
>be rogue
>random cunt ask to open some mithril lockboxes
>open them carefuly
>oh shit +20 nr ring
> give him back some random lvl 50 greens back
muhh

>>165912743
>>165912514
True
Karu's voice does make my wee wee tingle tingle

>>165913278
chaos for both factions

>roll priest
>realize you will miss most of the pvp fun

fuck

>>165913321
Vietnam is fine if your horde due to the convenient flightpaths but a nightmare for alliance. I would not approach until level 35 minimum.

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>Have backlog of over 80 games

>I think I'll just watch youtube videos until elysium comes back up

>>165913359
>not shift+middle mouse

kill yourself

which addons should I get? there is so many of them fuck

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>know some pinyin
>play as a female gnome
>all the chinks think I'm nu ren from mei guo ren
>never accept gold, but they send me mats and boe rares which I sell on the AH
>they compete for my attention
>level 36 with 402g
>pretending to be a girl is easy mode

>>165913053
<Salty Dogs> in february 2015.
That was before the rest of the internet became aware of /nostg/ and it turned to the cesspool of underage cancer it is today.

>>165912956
based

fuck mages

>>165913301
he was undead i was orc
anyway nah he wasnt chink we had a short, fluent conversation about why i decided to fuck him over.

>>165913096

Leveling is not an issue. It's Artifact Power.

Basically, they took a game with no content and absolutely nothing to do at max lvl except fuck around on alts and made it not friendly for alts as much as possible.

>>165913361
I did you dumb fag, except quality RNG decides it doesn't give a shit

>>165913374

Because there is no better vanilla server out right now? I'm debating whether it's worth sinking any more of my time on this and just wait for Crestfall. At this rate Elysium's incompetent is very concerning.

Alright, i've had it with this shit.

I'm going to go make myself something eat while I download an Animu episode of Keijo!!!!!!!!, if I get horny enough while watching it then I may have to fap again.

If the server isn't back up by then, i'm going to be upset. But i'll shortly get over it and try to find something else to do...

It would be nice if they could fix the fucking website too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROGFRh2SiM

They're as bad as fucking Blizzard.

>>165913398
post backlog, i'll eliminate 75% of them

>>165913064
darkshore/ashenvale friend

>>165913242
Let's call it
/r/LumiKaru

>>165913278
well a bit before the server went down there was about 40 horde raiding the rebel camp so draw some conclusions that.

>>165913447
maybe stop smashing your face into people who bothered to grab shadow resist gear

>>165912294
>a 4chan guild uses 4chan lingo
woah

>>165913391
>not going disc and smiting midgets and purple trannies to death while making your casters do billions of DPS in raids for sick sub 30 minute raid clears

lesser classes wish they could healslut like us

>>165913383
Why would random people trade/mail you their lockboxes, instead of putting it in the non-trade window?
Why are you lying?

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>>165913398
>over 80 games

Lel.

All I have is Witcher series, Diablo 3 and Elder Scrolls Online and I'll literally never get to it.

>>165913459
Shut up yellow dog, you can't fool me with your almost-correct english.

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ALL THIS FUCKING DOWNTIME, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

I just resubbed to Retail, Elysium staff is a bunch of fucking idiots if they can't understand something so simple. I need this game to be available 24/7. Yesterday it was a nightmare, what the fuck am I supposed to do if the server is down? No job, no friends, no family, no school, I either play the game or the depression kicks in right away.

That's it, I'm out.

>>165913501

>smashing your face into people = being ganked

whoa.........didn't make me think

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>>165913463
I forgot to add a Reaction Image.

>>165913534
dumb fatposter

>>165913415

When do you get to the part that you tell them you're female (male) and they kill themselves after they get done working at the Nike factory?

>>165913315
>amplify curse
>curse of exhaustion
>gain distance while dotting
>cast uninterruptable immolate
>drain life until a nightfall proc or if they're low enough use shadowburn
this only applies to melee obviously but honestly fear has been treating me very well since the relaunch

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Is there an estimate of how long this shit is going to be down anywhere?

I logged in and saw "server restart in 6 minutes" and figured it wouldn't be long, especially after a 24 hour downtime.

>>165913504
>disc
holy shit thats just too fucking funny

>>165913539
make sure you take extra care to put mommy's credit card back in her purse just like you found it

W E W

It's up

>>165913539
It's only going to get worse from now on.

*hacker voice*
I'M IN

>>165913525
because you can't lockpick in non-trade window,

you dumb mother fucker, KYS fucking shitstain

fuck you

>>165913539
>it only took 40 minutes for him to break

btw its back up

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>>165913473
>ashenvale at 19
>ashenvale as alliance ever

So far I've deduced that it is physically impossible for Alliance to quest/grind in Shimmering Flats, Ashenvale, STV, and Desolace. We're essentially limited to Arathi Highlands, and it sucks ass.

>>165913463
ITS UP

>>165913436
good, fuck em
too many mages

>>165913620
>because you can't lockpick in non-trade window,

Jesus how new are you?

>>165913582
the server is already online in realmlist. it shouldnt take long its just the weekly honor flush

>>165913538

>implying a stinkin' red chinaman wouldn't defend Elysium to death because the Russians are working with them under the table

Are you a fucking retard?

I'm In

>>165913358
I got it down to two evenings to 100, but yes.

WotLK content is probably the worst

HERE WE GO

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>>165913467
I can't, half of them are on my hacked Wii and 3DS XL.

>>165913580

Sadly I haven't gotten CoE yet, so getting jumped is a pain if fear doesnt work out

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FUG didn't make rank 3

>Server down for half an half an hour
>Already want to stop playing

That's it for me boys.

>>165913403
>having a functional middle mouse button
get a load of this wageslave scum

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karu is mine. back off nerds.

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>>165913568

That comes after they run me for Preraid BIS and I leave their guild.

It's so easy to level when you pick up the quests for a dungeon and they run it for you on 60's.

They even guard me while I grind or quest. STV has been a cake walk so far.

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*hacker voice*
I'm in

>>165913690
Throw DA:inquisition, Skyrim and Fallout 4 in the trash

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>>165913620
OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD

Fuck off back to youtube comment section with your kys kys kys hurrrrr kys kys.

If you're going to tell someone to kill themselves AT LEAST DO IT PROPERLY you fucking dumb faggot. Kill yourself.

>>165913463
qt

Master Sergeant boys

>>165913648
what do you mean

>>165913648
He's right though

>>165913736
are you at least going to suck those little 4 inch chinese penors through a glory hole as they desperately shoot their little loads into what they think is a cute chinese girls mouth but is actually some 200+ lb white dude?

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>>165913736

Good. When the time comes post their reactions.

*Takes a really deep breath*
I'm In
*Exhales*

I've had enough of this, I can't go a single day without hearing Lumi Kaeu's voice.

Whenever I masturbate I cant't help but focus on Karu's cadence, inflection and the other sexual tone shifts in Karu's vocabulary

This has been going on for months but I felt like I really had to let it all out (like when I cum to Karu's voice)

>>165913736
Congratulations, you got yourself Pre-BIS. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?

who here /failed to reach rank 3/?

>>165913628

Deso and STV were doable, at least a few days ago.

>>165913736
>china realizes you were lying
>banned immediately after

Damn, like 30 more Hks and would have hit rank 5

Oh well 4 will do for now

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>>165913849

>>165913765
NO U !

I'M IN

>>165913849
r u me?

>>165913628
No, your problem is that you refuse to group up.
Horde runs around in 3-5 man groups, Alliance always grinding for themselves.

This is why you get farmed and dont get your shit done.

>trying to level enchanting and level up at the same time
help

>>165913923
Why is that Finnish animu character used in fucking tumblr mimis?

WHO RANK 4+ HERE

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>>165913858

Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'll just stay with them. I'm pretty in though, I got my fiance to say hello on TS, and recorded it to replay. I'm not really expected to speak because I'm not fluent in Mandarin.

It kind of gives an inside look at them that you never see.

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>>165914007
triggered by a file name or something?

>>165913849
Same thing here broski

It's Karu's feet for me though. You can really tell how someone's feet looks and smells just by their voice alone, did you know that? I can teach you if you want.

The curvature of Karu's soles, the roughness, even the degree of musk if you try hard enough. All these things help me get an accurate picture of Karu's milk maid feet for my happy fappy times

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was he redpilled?

>>165914075
triggered by how fucking wrong it's being used, like with every "meme" a nomrie site produces.

>>165913725
>>165913923
>>165914075
stop avatarfagging

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>3759 on anathema (nost pvp)
>1764 on Zeth'Cuck


W E W L A D


IT'S D-E-A-D DEAD

EVERYONE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>165914021
YEAHHH BOII

LOOK AT ALL THESE UNDER RANK 3 SHITTERS LMAO

realistically, orc warlocks are astronomically better than undead warlocks

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>>165914116
>used wrong
haha k
>>165914121
im not.
>>165914085
please die painfully

reeeeeeeeeee MY MOUNT DISCOUNT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>165914085
Why does Karu put such a spell over us? It CANT just be his voice maybe there is something we're overlooking?

>weekly standing 166
>advanced only 1 rank from 3 to 4
fantastic system wowtards

>>165914179
>already resist like ~15% of stuns as a matter of course because muh vanilla rng
>stack another 25% on top of it
>resisting ~40% of all incoming stuns

it's pretty fucking comfy, the last 3 times in a row a rogue tried to gank me without my succu out i won thanks to that racial.

>>165913953
>horde outnumber alliance 5:1
>j-just group up
It doesn't work like that fagboy.

>>165914179
>>165914264
>tfw playing a big dicked fem orc warlock

>>165914223
>don't mind me, I'm not avatarfagging
>I'm just using Snufkin in all my posts
>that I got off my tumblr (didn't forget to reblog them haha)
>and while posting low quality posts which have no relation to the thread

fuck off back to tumblr faggot

>>165914236
Well there are different aspects but like I said earlier the voice is legitimately FUCKING EROTIC

>>165914296
it does, because if you group up you dont have to hide in your hidden meme-grindspots and can run around without getting cucked by everything that breathes.

Check out Kurzen's camp, like 40 allies camping spawnpoints. You could kill half of them with a 5 man group.

>>165913648

You ought to be able to open them through the "will not be traded slot", but it doesn't work here.

You also cannot trade back an unlocked but unopened chest, nor can you mail it.

>>165913004
Do you want me to get Karu to moan sexually on the mic? I can get Karu to do that if you guys want

>>165914415
back the fuck off he's mine

>>165914415
who tf is karu and why is everybody trying to sell their left nuts for the guy?

>>165914296
the population is almost equal, 5:1 my ass

alliance also has more higher levels

>>165914223
>please die painfully

Why? We're just discussing Karu's innate sexuality that emanates from Karu's voice

Do you have a problem with that?

>>165914456
No.
>>165914465
>he doesn't know

>>165914494
>go to STV
>nigger horde everywhere
>all are 35-40+
>Alliance is 32-39
Yup. Maybe your shitshow of a faction wouldn't have so little lvl 60's if you niggers levelled instead of enforcing raid vs raid pvp in every contested zone.

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>>165914256
>WOOOOOOOOW WHY AM I NOT WARLORD AT LEVEL 40

>>165914506
yes i fucking have a problem. stop being a fucking disgusting degenerate.

>why are all at fm
>pre-made
>check their ranks
>people willing queue knowing they will face marshal premade and lose
>dont even try to win
Rolling horde on nost was biggest mistake.

>>165914551
Its exactly the same on horde side, stop questing alone

If you are alone on either faction you're gonna be ganked every 5 mins

so uhhhhhh uhhhh goblin or uhhhh gnome enginerruhhhhhing

>ctrl + f
>Karu
>25 results

MoH everyone, kys Karu you retarded faggot go back to wherever you came from

>>165914661

death ray brah

>>165914586
regards a faggot who posts shit from tumblr page

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Do you guys roll on every item you need no matter what you won already?

In the last Deadmines run I got the smite hammer as a druid and when the agi/stam cape dropped I passed even though it was better than mine.

>>165914731
If I get a good drop then another good drop comes up and someone needs that has no loot I pass

No point being an ass and hogging all the loot when you're gonna replace it in a day or two anyway

>>165914661
https://youtu.be/QImHDJr9LE0
Need I say anymore?

>>165914731
I'll need every fucking item that's an upgrade for me

>>165914571
I'm 60 though kiddo.

>>165914731
I need items that are upgrades and greed everything else.

I'm a fucking enchanter.

>>165914586
Is... is... no, it can't be... but what if!...
Excuse me sir.. a-are you Karu by any chance?

>>165914816
No surprise you dont get ranks from killing greys then

>>165914871
I had 196k honor though? Stop being butthurt and spouting nonsense.

>playing on zeth'kur
>join "Salty Dogs"
>REEEE, cuck, nigger dick, etc
>/gleave
>join "Make horde great again"
>Literally every persons note in guild is "I love black dick"
>/gleave
>finally join European guild
>Perfect

Why are Americans so childish?

>>165914789
>>165914702
but I have pyroblast

>>165914857
no but he's mine so find someone else to drool over

>>165914887
>weekly standing 166
>196k honor

Yeah nah, I got 236 standing with 7.8k honor

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this is the best leveling build for druid you just have to take omen of clarity at 20 with improved thorns

you will be good at casting and good with forms

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where my fellow aryan zethbulls at?

>Wake up
>Think about K A R U
>Post about K A R U
>Eat
>Masturbate to K A R U
>sleep
>repeat
K A R U...

Anyone else?

>>165914952
I'm playing at anathema, you dense moron.

should I use sweetfx?

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>>165915007
>playing on a dead server

>>165914995
yet he is thinking about someone else entirely :^)

>>165914903
>salty dogs on zeth'kur
so you mean you and that one other person?

>>165914948
Fuck off, Lumi belongs to a handful of people that post on /elyg/ you stupid slut Karu probably hasn't even CONSIDERED ERPing with you.

if you dont rush hunter at server start is it possible to get broken tooth until months later?

How autistic is <Salty Dogs> on Elysium?

Alright you faggots lets make one thing clear Kawru belongs to me

Only Kawru is allowed to spit saliva into my mouth and call me derogatory names while stomping on me

REDPILL ME ON PUPPER PALS...........................................................................................

>>165915085
No... who?

>>165915089
Something like that yes.

Pure cancer mate.

>>165915046
What, uhm... What the hell is this?

>>165915250
Pupper Pals doesn't have Kowru in it
That's all you need to know

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>>165912040
first for not adding the real vg guild in the op. pupperfags can die already.

Papacy strong.

>>165915271
euphoric

wtf is going on in this thread?

>>165915250
it's a fucking shitshow full of redditards, 12 year olds, people who think they're comedic geniuses, bad players and trannies

>>165914948
Literally who?

>>165915545
im just here so i dont have to study while im waiting for the server to.. "restart."

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>>165915545
tfw I'm only 2 of those

>>165913849
>>165914085
Hot

>>165915631
Redditard tranny spotted

Do I have to level as Affliction for Warlock? It doesn't look it gets better than Destruction or even Demonology
Destruction just looks like it gets better and better
I guess I am only level 26 right now so it's probably too early to tell

>>165915960
Do you want to stop every few mobs like a mage to drink, but have to buy your water since you can't conjure it ? -> Go destro

Demo is a bit better efficiency than destro but still pretty bad

Do you want to have almost zero downtime, and never run out of mana ? -> Go affliction

Leveling a mage feels like a mistake. When does it stop being so boring?

>>165916076
Never.

>>165916076
You don't know about boring untill you level a priest

>>165916198
I assume you never played paladin then.
Priest isn't even that boring. Mage is worse imo. All you need is frostbolt and fireblast for tags. And water.

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which one of you did this

elysium down? other servers working for me but not this

how good are elemental shaman in battleground and world pvp. i feel like trying a nuker that could also heal ina pinch

>>165916334
me :)

>>165916118
I was thinking about changing specs just to make things more interesting but the arcane tree seems to do literally nothing and fire seems inefficient

I just want to make a FUCKING ACCOUNT ROOOOOO

>>165916549
Fuck off, we're full.

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>>165916449
>how good are elemental shaman in battleground and world pvp.

>>165916695
Too bad, cuck

99% of you freshcucks are just going to burn out and quit 1 month into raiding mc/ony, if you even manage to make it to 60 and gear yourselves in the first place. Then 7 months later you're going to come back and fail to get a raid spot and get left in the dust of your precious level playing field anyway.

Fucking pathetic.

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>>165916449
except elemental shamans dont have nukes and horrible mana efficiency.

>getting backstabbed into the face by mobs
Nice scripting, elycucks.

>>165915401
Oh look, one of the three members of Northshire Papacy has woken up.

Please read up and notice how much less cancerous this thread was without you shitting it up with your failed guild.

>mob chased me down the entire map for 10 mins
BRAVO ELYSIUM