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Sorceresses edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out!
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
http://imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
>Discord server
https://discord.gg/ydW4bCR

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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Geralt and Triss OTP
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how do you jump in witcher 2????

wtf
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>>165870560
There is no jump, you press a button once you are near a climbable edge.
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>>165870323
this could be a good piccy if not for the disgusting shit filter
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Yennefer never cared about Geralt, she only used him for Ciri.
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>>165870323
Fuck you.
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This thread was made by Trissfag.

Someone make a new one.
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>>165872639
wow don't bully him
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>>165871648
I do enjoy my filter though.

>>165872339
Oh come on, she's not that bad :3

>>165873071
No worries, I'm not the one to get offended :3
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>>165873168
>I do enjoy my filter though.
It is a very nice filter, despite what some people think :3
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>>165873168
hey fuck off i didn't want him to bully you you literal cuckold
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Remember to add "witcher3_" to your filename filter to block all of Trissfag's spam.
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>>165873228
Well, thank you, you're kind :3 People are free to like or dislike whatever they want though, I have no issues with that.
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>>165873309
Thanks, man.
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>>165873271
Appreciate it, I'm just saying, I don't really get offended by people calling me names or anything. And that image you posted is 100% accurate :3
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Can anyone tell me what do you get to keep in NG+? All the information I've Google or wiki'd is either wrong or insufficient.
For example, what diagrams and schematics do I get to keep? Weapons? Armor? Glyphs? Potions?
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>>165873168
I respect that, kinda wish you'd do some of the pictures without it, because you have some nice ones honestly, I just don't like the filter
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>>165874267
You keep your level, skills, money, bombs, potions, gear.

>>165874376
That's nice of you, appreciate the civility and I will post my new non Triss shots without the filter. If you want a particular shot or scene ask and I'll make it.
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>>165872339
Simply not true by all measures
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>>165874868
Do you actually understand the concept of a femme fatale?

Yennefer pretends to love Geralt while always harboring selfish motives and desires. She doesn't care about Geralt one bit.
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Newest comfy writefaggotry for those who missed it

Might write some lewdness in the next one
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>>165875045
Nice work. Really like these.
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>>165875234
Thanks, glad people enjoy it
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>>165874598
I don't know, I wouldn't mind seeing some Dandelion with Anna Henrietta if that's possible, but it's good enough for me if you post the non Triss pics without the filter
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>>165876692
>I wouldn't mind seeing some Dandelion with Anna Henrietta

yeah na if you could just delet that pls
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>>165876692
That's possible and I'll do it. I already did some Anna x Dandelion shots but I already deleted the non filtered ones.
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>>165875000
>femme fatale
I don't think she qualifies as that archetype unless you expand the definition to just be a sexy lady with ulterior/selfish motives.

>pretends to love Geralt
[citation needed]
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bully the trissfag!
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>>165875000
>Yennefer pretends to love Geralt while always harboring selfish motives and desires. She doesn't care about Geralt one bit.

Both the books and the games disagree, your opinion is literally fan fiction.

>femme fatale

Evidently you don't know what the fuck it is if you think Yennefer is one
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>"you place your pelvis against it and thrust really hard multiple times until it starts to squeal then you know your close, reach around and squeeze the two little buttons on the front for good measure, also say dirty things to it and slap it some on the bottom"
>mmmm
>"OMG GERALT UR DISGUSTING"

Did she just want BIG WITCHER COCK or something
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Annarietta > Priscilla
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>>165881735
I agree but delet this
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help. foltest is animated btw
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>>165882247
donar
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Could someone please explain what happened here? Didn't know Ciri was the type to rob people over a lost game of Gwent.
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>>165882247
donar for discard skellig
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>>165882620
painfully beautiful tbqh
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>>165882591
>>165882478
thanks guys
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Is it possible to be cuter than this?
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Exactly how big is the map in Witcher 3? I've been free cam'ing around white orchard at the beginning of the game and it doesn't look super big, do I go to other parts of the world later on? Are there landscapes and environments other than forests and tiny riverside villages?
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>>165883462
nah it's just white orchard. game takes like 5 hours to complete m8
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>>165882517
She killed a lot of people when she was a bandit and probably suffers from ptsd. Doesn't seem too far fetched.
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>>165883462
It's a decent size, and there's plenty of shit to do literally all over the place, White Orchard is only one small region
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>>165882685
Those CGI trailers are fantastic.
Why don't they make movies like that?

Must be 10 times easier, in the sense that it gives so much more freedom to do over the top "stunts", and supernatural shit like Orianna flying into the barn.

Is it MORE expensive than adding CGI to live action?
That's the only thing i can think of. That or it is really difficult to get right or something, and there's a lack of talent.
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>>165884516
They really are, the music, the CGI, CDPR really did fucking fantastically

CGI is my dads day job, he does movies and industrial jobs, it is easier in the sense that you CAN do over the top shit like this without camera tricks and practical effects, however good CGI requires a good team with many many years of experience between them, and believe me, that work is worth a fuck tonne of money, simply because it's in such high demand and there's hardly any supply
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>>165884516
these few minutes in a trailer take months of work. it's just too expensive / time consuming to be economically feasible at this point. but we'll get there.
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>page triss
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>>165888387
>page get a trip so I can filter you retard already
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>>165888487
>>165873309
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>>165888810
fucking thank you
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whoever posted the "how to filter the trisscuck" thingy, thank you. thank you a thousand times.
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just let it die
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>>165882247
always go with the animated, animated cards are rarer and you can always craft epics for a measly 200 scraps

on topic: tfw was on the precipice of reaching rank 11 in Gwent but lost to a fucking PFI deck of all things ;_;
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>>165892812
never, in the name of you know who.
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>foglet deck becomes a reaver hunter deck
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Anarietta is the cutest! I wish she was my duchess!
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>>165875045
>new smut!
>Ciri
Well, thanks for nothing I guess
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>>165883184
Yes. Keira's quivering lip after an encounter with rats is an infinite times cuter
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>>165875045

ever finish the anarietta one?
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Did anyone else leave Geralt's shirt off for a while after escaping the Ofieri?
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>>165882620
>she will never be real
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>>165870323
look at all those sloots
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I got the first two Witchers during the sale. How necessary is it to play 1 first? 2 just looks so much better.
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>>165905925
Vitally necessary. Well not really but it is good fun and introduces you to the world and characters very well.
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In Hearts of Stone when you burn the crack smoking knights of the rose's camps you keep finding letters with orders singed by "M"

This morning I woke up and realized "M" stands for "Menge"

Am I the smartest man alive or a a fucking idiot?
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>>165905925
First is a very good game, for its time especially. Still holds up fairly well imo. Yes the graphics are dated by today's standards, but surely you're not a normie pleb who values graphics more than gameplay, right?
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i finished the game, but haven't downloaded the DLC yet. Should I pull the trigger on them?

I'm kinda staying away from playing the game right now coz I got a bit too attached to the ciri character and I don't like the feeling
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>>165909449
Yes, probably the best DLC for any game I've seen.
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>>165882517
I am surprised Geralt did not even give a slight fuck about that.

>"Too tired for this shit, my little girl can do anything she wants and I will support her"
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>ursine armor bonus is quen
>a fucking sign, and a passive one too

>not adrenaline/ heavy attack or even hp/ more armor
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>>165911083
>an armour set focused on defense gives a bonus for a defensive sign
WOOOOOW
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Someone tell me how to make good money since everything has been patched out? Grandmaster gear is expensive and contracts reward too little.
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>>165909449
>I got a bit too attached to the ciri character

I know that feeling. Months later, I still have it
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>>165911828
do all the bandit camps in both dlc areas and sell the swords
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>>165911859
i took a very similar screen shot.
i ended up having a physical yearning to hold her, shit sucks.

hopefully the dlc will take my mind off her when i download them sometime
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>>165911859
>>165909449
>getting attached to a shitty mary sue
Jesus christ, how horrifying
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What is Letho's stack?
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>>165912308
he's 100% natty
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>>165911083
All heavy armor and ESPECIALLY bear is literally "im a retard and get hit a lot" core of course it has a quen bonus
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Tell me about Eredin.

Why does he wear the mask?
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>>165912730
wew

>>165914229
he is a top tsun
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>>165914229

to protect his face, also beause of the sick voice changer in it
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>>165914229
>And you know I'll get my way

Oh yeah like that time you wanted Alvin for yourself for no good reason whatsoever YOU DUMB BITCH
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>>165906262
Alright I'll start with 1
>>165908804
Doom 2 is my favorite game of all time so nah. W2 is just really pretty.
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>>165901475
I will, don't worry

>>165900670
people have been asking for ciri, can't please everyone

What were you after?
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>>165911083

Which is why you wade into large groups with the Quen Burst and Damage Reflect abilities activated, then laugh your ass off as enemies paste themselves. Make sure you have the Protection runeword slotted so you get a free Quen at the start of every combat and a 30% chance of it refreshing.

I basically looked at it as being the free Quen suit so I could use other signs more frequently.
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>>165915452
It's ok, anon. Write what you want - best smut is the one your heart and dick tell you to write. I'll fap to something else. i wanted emhyr and anyone else, also witcher ioverth and saskia part 2, and voorhis with ciri
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>>165915682
>slowest regen
>on a sign build
Make the griffin set then camp in a yrden circle
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>>165915118
W2 is really pretty. Half the game released this aren't as pretty as w2, let alone the ones from 2011
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>>165910475

This. Can't recall Geralt or Vesemir attacking anyone for no apparent reason.
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>>165915898

Tawny Owl is a thing, anon.

I never found it that bad, YMMV.
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I thought whales were merely a fin animation that occasionally happens when you drive the boat about and just above the water where you can see it happen, but I now have footage to prove that the whales have a body below the water
(on the left side of the image, the water is a bit murky)

scary
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>>165916893
spooky
but nice, too bad there's no AC IV style whale hunting
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>>165916893
>ever going underwater in a w3 again

Haha, no.
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Can you continue the game after the main quest is over? I'm at final preparations but fancy starting one of the DLCs, which one do I start first?
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>>165918797
i did the dlcs before finishing and yen/ ciri didn't visit me in toussant

:(
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>>165918880
>he got dandelion
ABSOLUTELY KEKED
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>>165918797
You can do HoS now, it's a good moment with Ciri being safe on the boat and the preparations going. It's a standalone story. Or you can save it for after, it doesn't really matter.

B&W however is best doing after the main game, as some choices transfer and you can expect to see one of your loved ones depending on how you ended the main game.
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>>165918797
After you finish the game it loads you back into the open world and you can continue adventuring on

I did main game then HoS and then B&W

Obviously you would do HoS before B&W

>>165918880
Playing Blood and Wine before finishing the main game is idiotic.
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>>165919027
>>165919024
Cheers guys, I'll start HoS after getting some of that witcher gear
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>>165918994
>not getting dandelion
Pussy wipped cuck
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D U C H E S S
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>>165919667
P E A C H E S
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>>165920090

the prettiest girl in all of toussaint
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>First time playing
>Lvl 13
>Level 20 Leshen
>Manage to get it low whilst avoiding hits all the time
>It summons a fucking pack of lvl 22 wolves

reeeeeeeeeeee
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So who are the best vendors to sell shit to in TW3 now? The whole internet keeps saying m-muh odrin but he's been nerfed goddamnit.
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>>165920360
I think you meant the prettiest girl in all of the world
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>>165921660
Cute :3
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>tfw I just doomed that drunk arsonist in white orchard to death
I feel bad now
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>>165922321
i didn't

the dwarf helped out their family his whole life, then the kid burns down the shop
you think the dwarf has a choice about working for the nilfs?
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>>165922498
Of course he deserves a punishment, but execution is a bit too much

While we're on the topic, how heavy on morally ambiguous choices and unexpected consequences is this game? I like games that make me question myself after doing something
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>>165922617
that's pretty much the entire focus of the velen questline
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>>165922617
Very good, there were many times throughout the game where I had a really hard time choosing what to do, I won't spoil any for you but it's definitely nothing like Good guy choice/bad guy choice
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>>165922715
Cool

I'm planning to do everything in White Orchard before moving on to another area, I hope things get more interesting later on
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>>165922876
>I hope things get more interesting later on

oh they do indeed
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>>165922321
He was a scumbag, don't feel bad
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Dearest Lambert

You're a prick, don't forget to wash the taste of my length from Keira's snatch before diving in there headfirst, you cuckold.

Lot's of love

Geralt

P.S. Are there any Gwent cards of you?
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>>165925703
Damn, you're just mean with lamb lamb 3:
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>liberate an abbandonned site
>hear "If i ever have a son i'll name him Geralt"

Is there a better feel?
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She has the cutest "sister" ever :3
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>>165926756
Yeah, giving the big guy his proper fort.
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Gwent is such a greedy game.

You start with nothing and absolutely have to spend money on the game to compete
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>>165927580
get good then :^)
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>>165927036
how can humans&witchers compete?
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>>165920090
I don't understand what peaches means
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>>165929731
it's a fruit
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>>165929731
round peach colored fruit with soft flesh and slightly hairy skin
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>>165929731
writefag wrote a fic about her, said her lips taste of peaches

tfw I consider it canon
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>>165875045
>>165875993
Enjoyed those, thanks for posting.
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>>165930898
It's canon in my C0DA.
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>>165933153
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>>165933027
C0DA?

what's that?
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>win hjalmar's sword in a fistsight
>wow another shitty reward weapon

>mfw 159% crit damage bonus
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>>165937017
Hjalmar is fucking based

Now go and fistfight the three rape machines
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>>165937247
i did
gave me 2exp
fucking amazing
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>Can't queue up quests (Once done with quest a, I want to autoget quest b, not the most recent main quest)
>Can't fasttravel from horse near roadsigns
two big downsides boys.
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>>165937674
>nearest roadsign isn't on your mimimap
also the alchemy system is kinda dumb, alcohol is basically infinite
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What option would Geralt pick?
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>>165937674
>using fast travel
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>>165937797
>Craft menu with armorer
>You can buy missing things straight from there
>Craft menu with herbalist
>Can't buy missing things straight in there
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>>165937904
1st, because Geralt doesn't kill sentient monsters unless he has to.
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>>165937674
>>165938047
>no warp point next to the master swordsmith and at the top of crows perch
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>>165937017
Hjalmars sword is fucking pure filth

shit rapes everything
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Hey Trissfag, someone on /v/ needs your help:

>>>/v/364515364
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>>165938238
i just got to the end of the alchemy tree and got the skill that ups my crit rate by 50% per kill
it's nuts
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>>165938117
But his speech is complete nonsense. He doesn't kill sentient monsters but there are plenty of witchers that do, if not all of the ones that we meet in game.
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Trissfag, I reckon Geralt's room at Kaer Morhen where the game starts would be neat for screenshot faggotry and especially the balcony.
You can't get in normally, there's rubble at the staircase but you can noclip/freecam through.
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>>165937247

Hjalmar's a dipshit. He tries to live up to his dad's legend as a fighter but doesn't have Crach's patience, skill, or ability to choose his battles so he just runs in screaming and hopes for the best.

Cerys might be a shit fighter but at least she uses her brains.

>>165937674

I use the console to enable fast travel from anywhere to signposts. I don't mind not being able to travel to every point of interest but we should at least have been able to fast travel to any signpost.

>>165937904

1. He only kills intelligent monsters if he has to.
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This place was too comfy for all of the 3 minutes you got to stay in it

Spoilering for comfyanon's sake
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>>165938295
Meh, I'm not the one to convince people who to choose, I just want to love Triss, and I try to keep myself locked up in this place anyway.

>>165938591
Sure I can move the actors to wherever I want, or I can just load the save file from the beginning and mess around there. It is a nice place, I don't know why I haven't done some shots there.
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>tfw I spent more time taking screenshots than actually playing
Happens with every fucking game, why wouldn't it happen with this one too
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>>165938792
Nobody said that Hjalmar should be king, just that he's based.


which he is
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>>165938940
I have several hundred Yennefer/spoiler] screenshots
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>>165938792
fast travel from anywhere is a good way to break a bunch of quests and not liking Hjlamar means you are a cuck, you probably got bullied in school
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Reminder to report Trissfag spam if you haven't filtered him..
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>>165938940
Also is that griffin head mine forever? I thought Geralt was going to give it to the captain dude as proof that he had done the job
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>>165938940
Tell me about it, I made thousands and can't stop. My Triss folder alone has over 1500.
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Did you lads help your knight friends slay a bunch of bandits or did you stand idly by as the peasants get robbed and raped?

>>165939224
You show it to the captain as proof and keep the head.
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>>165939224
You only need to show him, not like he can do anything with it.

I hate using the huge bulky trophies on Roach though, it looks retarded and left heavy
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>>165938893
Not even with posts like this?

>>>/v/364521059
>>>/v/364519125
>>>/v/364518701
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>>165939284
I come from using Skyrim and FarCry 4 as photography simulators so I knew this would happen
>>165939296
Can I do anything useful with it or at least sell it or is it just decoration for the horse?
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>>165939373
And they're right. Triss never cared about Geralt and never will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmbAIRgS9x8
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>>165938818
Holy shit, that looks good. Immagine a Zerrikania expansion with Tea&Vea tier waifus and Villentretenmerth.
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>crafted griffin set
>it's ugly

why
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>>165939536
look at the inventory you dip
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>>165939608
Griffin school is for faggot sign users
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>>165939373
Eh, I don't care, I'm in a good mood today :3 Besides, Triss always was and always will be the most controversial character, I'm used to that. I'm proud of her as always :3

>>165939536
Yeah, TW3 is fucking beautiful for sunsets, vistas and shit. I mostly like to take images of characters, but for photography geeks it's a blessing.
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>>165939775
You're also an idiot. You realize this right?
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Ciri makes me feel funny in my pants
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>>165939775
>I mostly like to take images of characters
I'd do that too if I had the same console commands I have in Skyrim for free camera controls. Not being able to change the field of view and the camera speed sucks
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>"alright let's start playing Blood&Wine"
>fight bandits or nah scene comes up 20 seconds in
>close the game and take a decision making break for two hours

alright so on the one hand Geralt likes to stay neutral and the peasants don't want help for whatever reason

on the other hand the knights are cool and want to fulfill their pledge to protect the villagers, also the bandits are evil scoundrels

hmmmmmm
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>>165940328
You've got it a bit muddled, Geralt does stay neutral in terms of politics, but he's helps those who can't defend themselves, and humans can be monsters too

Bandits are scum
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>>165939858
My mom always told me I was a special boy, guess she was right :3

>>165940249
You can install the free camera mod that allows fov adjustments. It works pretty great for me. You can also pause frame and position the camera how you want.
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>>165938487
He does have a point. Without witchers, humans would've killed the monsters long ago.
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>>165940510
>free camera mod that allows fov adjustments
Which one is that? Right now I'm using the free camera that comes with this http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/190/?

And the problem with camera speed is that it's too fast, like if I want to get a closeup shot of someone it's hard to get it right because one tiny tap of the key makes the camera move too much, it's too sensitive. I've read this isn't an issue with controllers but I'm using kbm
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>>165940771
And being able to zoom in and out while in normal gameplay would be nice too, sometimes I feel the camera is too close to Geralt

Guess I'l have to go mod hunting
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>>165940771
Yeah, if you only use keyboard and mouse, it sucks unfortunately, I use a controller for positioning, it allows a far more precise camera control using analog sticks, and I use the d-pad for fov adjustments.
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How does difficulty work in this game? Is it a simple "buff enemy damage and health" thing, or is it more complex than that?
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>>165941498
No idea but you should definitely be playing on the highest difficulty, it's a bit difficult in the beginning and then just feels normal
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>>165940328
Can I please get more input?

I'm having real trouble with this

>>165940473
Well yeah but we didn't catch the bandits in the act if you see what I mean, the villagers actively don't want any help and Geralt's "there will just be new bandits who are possibly worse and the villagers will pay this" speech makes sense
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>>165941498
lower exp
more damage taken, do less damage
no hp regen when meditating
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>>165942169
Fight the bandits, shit dude there's a whole trailer dedicated to Geralt killing bandits when he has no obligation to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr-DKyAVU34
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do we all agree that the white orchard arc was the best part of the game?
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>>165939729
Don't give a shit. Just wanted new armor. Thought witcher school set would look good. Lol, nope
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>>165943875
>not googling what armor looks like before crafting it

Reload your save dude
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I wish this game had an in game timer that showed how many days i've wasted just dicking around instead of looking fir ciri
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>>165941498

On higher difficulties monsters will also use their better attacks more often and be more aggressive in general.

>>165943854

Blood and Wine, anon. Blood and Wine.
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I don't know what I've done but I can't use the crossbow by holding mouse wheel button anymore even though it's equipped
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i bet her bum also tastes like peaches
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>>165945110

You need to select it in the combat pause menu where you choose your signs and bombs.
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Do I get anything decent by playing gwent in witcher 3, or is it just a minigame for minigame's sake.
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>>165948117
A couple quests

Also you are having fun and talking to the characters and stuff :^)
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>>165948117

There are two Quests that award quite a bit of cash that you need good decks for. One in Novigrad, one in Toussaint.
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>>165945113
>ywn eat her peachy bum
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>>165950504

i want to be tickled by her buttock hair
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>>165950892
I'd tickle her buttocks with my BENIS xDDD
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Is Toussaint the analog to some real world state in the medieval world?

Are they similar to Austria, France, Spain perhaps?
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>>165950990

delete this
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>>165951182
Montenegro probably
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Question about the rune man

If I apply one of his magic words to an item, is just that item afflicted or does it count for all of them?

E.g. with the "all equipment is treated as heavy armor" thing the wording makes it sound like every piece of armor I wear is now treated as heavy and not just the one with the word on it.

With "increases the range of whirl" I'm not so sure if that means the range is increased for one sword or for both.

Also I can't believe that jew wants another 25k
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>>165951624
>Montenegro
Montenegro has nothing to do with France anon.
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So


Who's ready for Part II: Electric boogaloo
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>>165951182
Southern France/North Italy.
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>>165952230
Touissant is basically a city state, a mix of French/Italian, probably the most accurate description of them is Renaissance Milan
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>>165952223

>If I apply one of his magic words to an item, is just that item afflicted or does it count for all of them?

Generally just that item, however...

>E.g. with the "all equipment is treated as heavy armor" thing the wording makes it sound like every piece of armor I wear is now treated as heavy and not just the one with the word on it.

This one does apply to any armour you're wearing. So you can have Heavy pants, boots, and gloves and it will all count as Light armour.

I would go with the Protection runeword instead though. Free Quen at the start of combat means you can spend that stamina on other things, like Igni or Yrden.

>With "increases the range of whirl" I'm not so sure if that means the range is increased for one sword or for both.

Only works for the one sword. Not both.

>Also I can't believe that jew wants another 25k

I didn't think any of the top-tier runes were worth using any way. YMMV.
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>>165952324
i am
but more sex
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>>165952593
I think I might do free quen on one armor item and "everything is treated as light armor" to engage with more fashion, the latter is unfortunately a high level enchantment that he wants to take all my shekels for

Doing one thing on one word on gloves and one on chest or whatever would be possible, right?
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>>165952324
WHEN?
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>>165952558
I think you mixed up Monaco and Montenegro friend.
Monaco is the city-state which is located in southeast France.
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>>165952969
I wasn't the guy that said Montenegro

Also yes Monaco is a good shout
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>>165952883
a few hours or so
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>>165952872

You can only put rune words on the chest piece, unfortunately.

I was pissed when I discovered that too. Had planned for Protection in the chest, light armour in the boots, Dumplings! hands and some other thing IN MY PANTS but no.
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>>165943763
>Tfw no qt cannibal gf.
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>>165953537
fugg
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Does anyone happen to have images of all the Witcher Gear in every one of it's upgrade stages?

Someone here must have done that
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>>165954217
nevermind i typed it into google :^)
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i just started the witcher 2, i played 1 ages ago but dont remember much at all, damn the combat in this game is actually hard, at least on the tutorial level, i ain't used to RPG combat not being a cakewalk
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>>165954691
it's hardest at the beginning
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How do I make this stop
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>>165954845
also should i play witcher 2 with contoller or keyboard? it feels like a lot of the UI is sorta meant for controllers
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>>165955081
that's what you get for pirating ;)
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>>165954691

Try it on Dark Mode.

Don't, that way lies madness and there's no real reward for it.
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>>165955479
>he's a fucking casual
>he didn't play on Insane
>he didn't get the special armor that requires lots of grinding and turns the screen all edgy when you sword fight
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>>165955087
It was designed to be played with a controller so should porobably be more comfortable with one, that said i've finished the game with m&k no problem.
Also don't forget to protect best boi at all costs
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so you dont need to remember the plot of witcher 1 to grasp witcher 2's right? other than references etc you'll miss you should get it fine?
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>>165957289
Nothing from TW1 matters at all aside from a few dialogue options, and the plot is so unrelated to TW2 and 3 aside from the very last chapter that you're not really missing anything
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>>165957289
I started with 2.

It's playable without having played 1, but I did go back afterwards and very much enjoyed the first game.
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:3
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>>165961264
>hehe okay anon, I've got the blindfold on, what's the surprise?
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>>165961374
PENIS IN YOUR ASSHOLE HAHA
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>tfw staying awake for part 2 of the anarietta writefaggotry

You better fucking deliver
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>>165962643
post pt 1 for me while we're waiting pls
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>>165963432
i got u senpai
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>>165955196
I bought it, though. On gog.
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>>165963774
thank you
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IMAGINE BEING GERALT
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>>165965898
Lucky bastard, Triss is so amazing...
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Huh, apparently I took so long doing that quest with the ill girl in White Orchard I actually completely forgot about it that she died. I'm used to quests like these being impossible to fail in Skyrim
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>>165966579
Trust me, it's better that she died of her wounds than taken swallow.
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>>165966825
Yeah I figured that giving her the potion would have likely not gone very well anyway

Anyway I left white Orchard at level 3, is that an okay level? I've killed the griffin, the devil by the well, the wraith in the cemetery and a lot of bandits, drowners and ghouls. Not many things left to do I think
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best waifu coming through
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>>165967279
Delet
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just look at her!
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>>165967279
fucking delete this right now
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ゲラルト君こんにちは!
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>ayyy Gerard, wazzuup? you finna work dat punani?
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>>165967853
disgusting
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writefag will deliver

a-any minute now
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Is there a master level weapon smith in Toussaint?

I forgot to have someone make a witcher sword I want before I left

>>165967853
>>165967708
what the FUCK
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>>165969509
mods were a mistake
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>>165969509
Yes there is, he's in Beuclair somewhere
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>>165967279
>>165967545
>>165967708
>>165967853
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>>165969509

Yes, in the Master Master Master quest. I think you have to play him for a Skellige card any way so he should be easy to find. Otherwise you can just signpost to the Offieri camp, he's the quickest to reach.

>still kekking at doing his quest when only level 20
>>
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>>165967545
Delete ;_;
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Holy shit is there anything friendly HUD doesn't conflict with?
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Here you go lads, nice and long and lewd

As always, let me know what you think
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I have no idea what's going on in this story but eh
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>>165975883
Also I love the lighting in this game
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>>165974693
dick status: absolutely peaches!
nice work, this was my favourite one yet.
>>
>>
>Tfw can't just find a simple mod that can let me change the fov closer

Seriously, every mod gives me a red engine crash. I just want to change the fucking thing from 60 to maybe like 45. Why can't I just be able to do that shit in the ini?
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>>165980056
>45 FOV

this is b8
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>>165980556

No, maybe I'm just fucking retarded and thought closer = lower number
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How much Witcher did you lads play in the past two weeks?

I've been @ it
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>>165980983
I think you need to take a break, son
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>>165981139
No I just started Blood and Wine and it's fucking great

I'm about to meet Regis after fighting the other guy, is this a good moment to engage with some side stuff?
>>
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i saw a cockatrice hunting sheep the other day
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>>165981279

I remember being painfully underlevelled at that point so yeah, probably.
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Where in the game is this soundtrack from? Can't find it in any of the unreleased soundtracks on youtube. I really need this in better quality.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11D0wKm2d9M
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What are some /wtc/ approved mods?
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What are some good cheap Gwent decks?
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>>165989584
I usually just use texture improvements and usability mods. Some people like the overhaul ones but I don't like making huge changes like that myself, maybe if I replayed the games a lot that would be something I would do though
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>>165989584
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About to make a grilled cheese and some iced tea.

Do you think Ciri would like it?
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>>165995360
I turned the roast chicken leftovers into chicken sausages, would she like those?
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>>165995360
Ciri only drinks hard liquor and eats what she can find on the trash bins
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>>165992613
APOLOGIZE
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>>165953526
>>165952324

don't break my heart friendo
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>>165974693

wew nevermind just saw this. i love you pal.
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triss smells like vomit poop with silly cart wheels
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Witcher 2 is objectively the weakest of the three games.
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triss is ugly shit
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>>165999214
>>165999202
>>165999123
i see ur b8
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triss is horrible lying manipulative bitch ass skank
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>>165999340

No. It's true. Witcher 2 is the weakest of the three games.

Still a good game, but nowhere near as enjoyable as the first and third.
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triss smells like shit
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Cirilla of Vengerberg! :3
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triss smells like rotten meat
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Reinstalled TW1 because I haven't played it in years, and dear god that combat makes me want to kill myself.
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>>166003663
Looks ded inside.
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>>166003720

so it's sadly accurate
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>>166003985
N-no...
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Triss is useless
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Plot twist: Triss hate shitposts are actually made by the trissautist so that he can have an excuse to post more Triss.
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>>166004598
>implying he needs an excuse
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>>166003985
Delete ;_;
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>>166004598
Wouldn't be surprised actually. But if you come here and still haven't filtered all his autistic diarrhea then you've only got yourself to blame
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>>166005923
I don't really mind it to be honest, it's kind of like background noise.
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So, did all the orphans living with anna got eatten? Also /twg/ told me there's no good ending for the bloody baron story, but getting anna back and letting tamara go on with her religious autism sounds pretty good to me. The only downside is that the crones are still alive. Did u fuck up somewhere in that regard?
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>>166006080
>Did u fuck up
Meant i - did I fuck up
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>>166006080
They did get eaten and the crones would be alive either way. If you release the spirit it destroys downwarren too so people die either way, with the benefit of hindsight I'd say killing the spirit is the better choice but on my first go through i released it.
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the most beautiful girls in video game history
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>>166008043
:3
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>>166008256
More cute! :3
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>>166008043
Literally Aphrodite
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>>166008043
>ywn cum on yen's face
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>>166009873

I can with VR Waifu Simulator
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>>166009873
I would take a stab to the stomach for one night with Yen desu
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>>165974693
wew fucking lad
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>>165974693

Any chance of a full Phillipa or Fringilla one?

I really enjoy your work. Are you an aspiring writer?
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>>166010898
Don't see why not, although I know next to nothing about Fringilla, Phillipa is easily the safer option

>Are you an aspiring writer?

Naa, I just used to have a girlfriend who was really into smut
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>>166011423

Who's your favourite character to write smut for in the Witcher universe?
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>go to Novigrad at level 3
>have to run away from a group of bandits because they're level 9 and wrecking my shit hard
>encounter a lone level 9 ghoul
>almost didn't survive the fight
Well shit maybe I should go back to White Orchard and grind a bit more
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>>166012731
>>go to Novigrad at level 3
y tho
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>>166012872
Sorry meant Velen
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> Create a memedeck with Trebuchets, Borkh and Trololo
> Is fucking working

> 10 victories out of 12 games

Is pretty fun, desu, but most people is not giving me GG.
And is weird, cause people GG when I use the standard NR res chain and now I don't use it.
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>>166012872
The 2 gnome alchemy salesmen
Duh
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I've just started playing gwent in w3. Pretty fun desu. Is siege foltest the safest build early in the game? I've had the most success with it do far
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>>166014945

Siege Foltest until you get loadsa spies, then it's Decoy/Spy Nilfgaard for ez mode
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>go to Velen
>only do side quests without touching the Baron or Triss storylines
>leave for Skellige asap
Is it doable?
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>>166012573
Probably Anna Henrietta so far, I try to avoid main characters with pre written backstories or personalities, just so I'm not fucking with the canon or anything, which is why I doubt I'd write anything about Triss or Yen, at least not until I'm absolutely sure about their mannerisms, behaviour, speech, etc etc.

I do like a bit of Phillipa though
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>you will literally never ever kiss yen ever in your life


HELLO DARKNESS
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triss is absolute shit
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>tfw no premium philippa yet
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>>166017926
You just gotta make her real Anon :3
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Hello goyim, I had a few questions about endgame spoilers if you'll humor me.

In my first expansionless playthrough, I got

Mad Rad ded Rad, Nilfgaard owns the north, Empress Ciri, Trissfu and Geralt in Kovir

I'm on my second playthrough now, with expansions, and wondered what the results are if I change a few things up.

What happens if I let Mad Rad live but go through the plot to take Ciri to Charles Dance? What about if Rad lives and I go for Witcher Ciri? What ramifications do both have on expansions? Will Yenn or Ciri live with my in my villa?

Does Radovid always win the war if you don't kill him? Is that the only trigger for Nilfgaard victory?
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>>166019084
Mad Rad always wins the war if not killed regardless of the other choices. It doesn't affect witcheress Ciri or your waifu in any way.
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>>166019690
So even if I finish the questline to install her as Empress, she'll become a Witcher due to Nilfgaard losing?

Thanks bud.
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Okay so I think I've pretty much done everything there is to do in White Orchard and I'm still only level 4, abut halfway to 5

Am I doing something wrong or is this how it's meant to be
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>>166020485
No, White Orchard is just the big tutorial level, I was level 3 when I left it, you're doing fine
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Anyone with decent modding experience? I've spent a literal hour trying to fix these errors, and every time I try something else, I still get a single error. Try to fix it, something else pops up. Latest example is I got the error code "Error [mod0000_mergedfiles]game\gui\main_menu\ingamemenu.ws(2184): Found unexpected '}' " so I delete the bracket, which leads to me getting "Error [mod0000_mergedfiles]game\gui\main_menu\ingamemenu.ws(334): syntax error, unexpected TOKEN_GET_GAME, expecting TOKEN_FUNCTION, near 'theGame' " Pics: http://imgur.com/a/NsdA1

Mods in question are Atmospheric Nights for UP, FriendlyHUD, and Friendly Meditation. Either I'm fucking up somewhere because I'm dense, or it takes Hearts of Stone to run
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>>166022032
friendly HUD conflicts with fucking everything, it's probably that
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>>166022209
Damn shame. Glad I didn't really put any time into playing with it, else I'd be really salty. Is iHUD any better?
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What the fuck happened?
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Can you remove mods whenever you want or is it like Skyrim where uninstalling certain mods mid game can cause save bloat and instability?
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>>166022310
You saw Yen, now your standards higher
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triss smells like shit
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triss sucks donkey dick
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>>166003494

It's way more complex and interactive than the Aurora Engine games BW released though.

>>166006080

Crones don't die in that part of the story and if you release it more people die than killing it.

There's no good answers for that quest.
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>>166023648
>tfw not a donkey
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will this general ever be good
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>>166023815
>It's way more complex and interactive than the Aurora Engine games BW released though.
>click your mouse when the cursor becomes red
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>>166023815
Don't you still kill the same amount of Crones regardless of your choice with the tree spirit?

Doing the most good from a utilitarian perspective would be killing the tree spirit and then the Crones later, letting the Baron try and save his wife, and letting the daughter make amends with the Baron
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>>166024226
Fuck the Baron, the wife, the crones, and the villagers. Free the tree to save the kids from being eaten. Geralt's job isn't to save people like the Baron from themselves.
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>>166022778
Well, she's got better skin but her face is overall less pretty
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>>166022778
LIPS MADE FOR BLOWIN'
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>>166024134
When all waifufags are gassed
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>>166024568
>triss prettier than yen


how can one person be so wrong
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>>166024691
no they're for kissing
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>>166024568
shit taste senpai
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>>166024568
Agreed, Triss has more beautiful facial features than Yen and is more beautiful overall but I also quite like Triss' freckles and wrinkles.
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yen ending is worst because geralt stops witching
triss ending is a bit better because geralt keeps witching, albeit at a deaccelerated rate
solo ending (obtained through failed threesome) is king, as in this one geralt continues to crawl through disgusting sewers until his dying day
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>>166024204

And also position yourself with doges and shit.

Whereas in NWN, NWN2, and Dragon Age you just click on enemies once.

>>166024226

Eventually, plus or minus one in the end sequence. I believe Geralt would have killed the last one any way.
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triss smells like rotten cats
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why didn't geralt just axii triss and yen and form a harem
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>>166024992
Resting bitch face doesnt help. And i'm not even a trissfag
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>>166025583
I personally find Triss ending most enjoyable. Geralt has a comfy home in Kovir where his friends visit him, Triss earned a fortune, he takes an occasional contract to keep himself in shape and they have a vineyard in Toussaint for romantic vacations.
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Ciri is literally perfect
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why didn't geralt just fly the eagles to skellige isle
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>>166025762
Eh, my Geralt only needs one woman, his sweet Triss, and it has been like that since TW1. Yen would just make things awkward and bring needless tension.
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>>166026192
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>>166026192
Because his donger is too heavy for them
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>>166025583
>not wanting to be the first witcher to die in his bed
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>>166026776
This

Also Geralt literally stops witching because there are no more Witcher games
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triss is ugly as shit
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>>166025762

Axii is not as good as outright mind control, which Yen can do.

Plus can you imagine the wave of hatred that would come from Tumblr etc if he ever did that? Yen literally miind-controlling him into becoming her slave the first time they meet is fine because reasons but hoo boy, suggest the reverse...
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Why is she so cute and perfect?
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>>166004598
I thought (((his))) false flagging was well known
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triss is disgusting
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Getting comfy with Trissfu is my Geralt's favorite thing in the world :3
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triss is vomit
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>>166024568
>>166025524
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triss smells like shit
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>Love Yennefer
>There is no picture of her with a throbing dick

Why.png
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This fucking cunt
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>>166029282
Thank you for giving me shitpost ammunition.
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>>166028963
Well, I disagree, I mean Yen's face is beautiful, but it doesn't make my heart excited the way Triss' does. I like her freckles, I like her lips, her nose is perfection, eyes, thick hair...everything is just right when it comes to Triss.
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>>165965898
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>>166017007
>I try to avoid main characters with pre written backstories or personalities
It was pretty evident when reading the Ciri one. You got a lot of things wrong but it was great fun.
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>>166029776
TRISSFAGS BTFO KEK
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triss is smelly manipulative lying bitch skank face slut
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haha triss is pathetic
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>places where humans and non-humans live side by side and racemix
Velen: hell on fucking earth
Novigrad: cesspool of crime, degeneracy and moral decay, a good place to go if you want to get raped.


>places where humans and non-humans remain separated as they should be
Toussaint: it's fucking heaven
Dol Blathanna: nice place, very nice
Mahakkam: great
World of the Aen Elle: very very nice


Explain this.
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>>166029776
This is fucking savage, jesus
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For my Geralt, as he fondly recollects during their talk in B&W, the night of the ball was magic. The way he protected Triss and helped her arrange the meeting, how excited Triss got for the party, how he teased her about 85 desserts and her 22 inch waist followed by her excitement at seeing Geralt all dressed up for her. Her reaction once they got there, it was all so romantic and nice.

Ever since they met again in Novigrad, my Geralt noticed his feelings for Triss only grew stronger during their separation and that evening amplified that by a thousand. He began to realize that she was the woman he wants to spend the rest of his days with...Her beautiful smile, her charm and childlike brightness made him feel like the luckiest man alive and when the opportunity arose, he gave her a kiss so powerful it eclipsed the famous Vegelbud fireworks. There was no doubt in his heart at that moment, while he was looking her in the eyes after the kiss, that he was looking at the love of his life.
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>>166030740
Humans are bigots who can't coexist with anyone?
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>>166030740
Poles are redpilled as fuck, based, and white.
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triss is horrible
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>>166027115
You are completely delusional. All Yen did was make him go somewhere and start trouble, it was nothing sexual. I doubt anyone would care if Geralt did the same to a woman.
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>>166031407
>>166029776
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>>166032356

>I doubt anyone would care if Geralt did the same to a woman.

And I'm the delusional one? Holy kek.
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:3
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I guess fucking with a Wyvern at level 4 wasn't a very bright idea
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Why do 7 our of 10 npcs tell me to fuck off or try to kill me

What did witchers do to earn this hatred
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>>166034443
>Holy kek.
Opinion discarded.
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>>166029776
It's funny every time
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>>166035516
They are super human soldiers who get lots of pussy. Basically, plebs are jealous
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>>166036032
>plebs are jealous
And apparently they are retarded too, I mean if I saw someone like Geralt enter the inn the thought of getting into a fight with him wouldn't even begin to cross my mind
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do you get more exp points for playing on higher difficulty?
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>>166036394
It's funny when you complete a quest for someone by helping them and they profusely thank you. Then after the quest complete sound plays you see them just spout, "Freak." to your face as random flavor text that any NPC would say.
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>>166036762
you get less

Just the Story and Sword and Story you get 100% experience. On Blood and Broken Bones you get 90%. On Death March you get 80%.
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>>166036762
No, but mummy gives you more tendies
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>>166036923
I play it off as them whispering it under their breath and geralt hearing it because of his super human senses
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I don't understand Toussaint fashion desu
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Also I'm pretty fucking thrilled that Morpheus is my housekeeper
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See, this is one of those places where FoV control would be a really nice thing to have
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>>166035516

Witchers are hated. The books and games go into greater detail but the capsule summary is this:

-You're having trouble with X creature that is killing your livestock/villagers
-Nobody can fight it because the fucking thing turns invisible/teleports/flies/can only be hurt by silver/has more teeth than you've had hot dinners/ir fucking huge/all of the above
-This creepy-ass fucker with cat's eyes says he can kill it for you, but only if you appease his jew instincts
-Creepy-ass cat's eyes fucker has all the bitches in the village swooning because they know he's infertile, has an aura of danger and mystery, and has had at least 100 year's practice with teh sexXxor5
-He kills the monster and then leaves, but guess what now there's a ecological niche open something else moves in and starts shitting everything up and nobody can fight it either
-Another Witcher appears

>>166036985

I was wondering if I was hallucinating there or not. I was sure my first playthrough on normal I left White Orchard at like level 6 but on my clean start Death March barely cracked level 4.
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>>166037113
Men have an inborn desire to look under the skirts of women. This way, they'll be trying to get a glimpse at her face instead of her ass.
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>>166029932
Forgot about that actually, but yeah you see why I don't like to, because it just looks silly if the Ciri I've written into a fic isn't like canon Ciri.

That said, I'm not trying to write a novel, just some lewdness lol
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>>166037442
that place was cool but frustrating as hell. spent a couple hours there when i should have been done in 30 minutes.
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>>166037442
you can see novigrad from that castle
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Reminder that Yennefer never loved Geralt. She only used him for Ciri.
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>>166043729
>trissfag going undercover again
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>>166043729
Both the books and the games disagree

Your bait is weak

Not going to argue with you, no need to reply
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Who did you fight a in the tourney and what did you swear on?

Acceptable answers:
>Geralt of Rivia, vow on Yen
or
>Other name and that strap on her grace's thigh
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>>166046865
*fight as
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Find a flaw. Protip: There is none.

>>166046865
Geralt vow on Yen always
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>>166047241
The non-Geralt shield is nice and yellow though
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>can't kill civilians and peasants
Disappointing.
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>>166047643
not really

you are playing as a set character not your wacky Skyrim wizard
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>>166047241
His flaw is that they ruined him.

>create a genuinely intelligent character that sees through geralt with ease
>try to take him on with 6-7 thugs
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>>166048079
I think he was betting on Geralt leaving, didn't really intend to fight the man
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Are there any merchants who sell actual potions and oils or do I have to brew everything myself every time? So far I've only found herbalists who only sell ingredients
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>>166048525
gotta brew that stuff yourself kid

they are called witcher potions for a reason
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>>166048525
oils are infinte use once you craft them
everything else has limited uses but restores after meditiating, it costs alcohol but you get so much it's basically infinite

there's a gnome in novigrad and one to the northeast of oxenfurt that sell a shit ton of recipes
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>>166049206
>>166048525
marked them on the map for you
bombs cost a fair bit, but potions and oil recipes are real cheap

i'd go there as early as you can
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Well who would turn that down?
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>>166049206
Can it use the Alcohol in your potion inventory? Or only the alchemy inventory?
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>>166046865
>Geralt of Rivia, vow on Yen

Literally the only acceptable option

I also wore the wolf masquerade ball mask for the entirety of the tourney too
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>>166050041
Not how it works

You brew the potion once
Then it has 4 stacks (depending on potion)
Then you drink it 4 times
it now has 0/4 stacks
you meditate
the game automatically uses your alcohol to replenish the potions

bombs work the same, oils are infinite
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>>166047241
Love Dijkstra
>Handles Phillippa perfectly whilst his first pussy-ass monarch eats the dust, just to be displaced by an even more pussy-ass bitch of a son.
>Literally rules an entire state by himself and stages a revolution against idiot mages
>Whilst Roche runs around whining about 'muh Temeria' he actually keeps his country intact
How can a single man be this based?
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>>166050363
You missed the point. I want to know if alcohol like Redanian Lager, which are in THE POTION TAB, work for brewing potions.
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>>166050625
Doesn't mean he needed to kill Roche, or try to kill Geralt.
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>>166050859
>which are in THE POTION TAB

I'm pretty sure they are in the food section next to all the other food

It uses alcohest to refill potions
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>>166051012
For me, it only uses Dwarvern Spirit, which is in the Alchemy tab.
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>>166051001
I'm with you in that I ended up having to slay Djikstra, but I still do understand him

This is basically his one and only chance to get shit done the way he wants to

In his mind if he doesn't act now the North will be permanently weakened to the point that it won't survive the next invasion

This is the point where he can unite the North and strengthen it and it's the only time that will ever be possible

In terms of trying to kill Geralt I feel like towards the end their plan was rather hastily constructed (based on what he is saying), you never even get to the Radovid murder if Geralt doesn't give him all the info
He was probably also counting on, hoping or deluding himself into thinking that Geralt would fuck off
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>>166050625
I wanna see what's under his turban
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>>166051361
What are you on about? Radovid was doing fine and wins the war if he isn't killed.
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>>166050363
How is that supposed to work anyway. I mean how does "potions automatically refill if you have booze" make sense
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>>166051001
>>166051361
>>166051571
>You have an outdated cult running around your country acting as expensive rat-catchers
>One of them goes full vigilante and fucks the politics of your entire region tremendously
>Your allies just collapse mainly due to fundamental incompetence
A realist reading of the international relations of the Witcher universe of course dictates to do nothing.
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>>166051571
You don't get it.

Djisktra wants to get rid of Radovid because he's a maniac, Radovid winning the war doesn't matter.
He even goes so far as thinking that Radovid winning would be a worst case scenario because nothing would be able to stop him in his madness.

The treaty he agreed on with Roach says Temeria becomes a subject of Nilfgaard and they get a bunch of other high value areas within the North

Djisktra doesn't want that because the North will be weak as fuck ergo he decides to try and take Radovids place, beat Niflgaards ass and unite the entire North.

>>166051682
it's a video game :^)
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>Anon-sama, do you think I'm pretty?
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>>166053474
Kill yourself
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How's the Japanese Dub for The Witcher 3?
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>>166053957
>HOW DO YOU RIKE THAT SILVA, MONSTERU
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Has Geralt ever gone full /ragemode/

Like proper bloodlust?, I don't really remember any times where he fully fucked up like a whole group of people in rage

I really like bloodlust moments in games and movies and shit
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>cutscene shows me a couple rabbits banging
Why
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>>166055767
because
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>>166055864
It's foreshadowing, isn't it? Geralt's gonna bang the qt witch, right?
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>>166056060
don't be lewd. geralt is saving himself for marriage.
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>>166056060
Not my Geralt. He is faithful to his love, Triss.
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>welsh
>is a fucking dragon

POETRY
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>>166056879
>dicksucking lips for thicc dwarven cock
Being iorveth is suffering
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>>166056879
>>166057010

DELET THIS RITE NOW
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I giggled like a little girl.
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>>166054880
When he beats the Whoresons ass he seems pretty mad
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>>166060114
:3
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>>166062435
Aww, Triss is such a cutie. My favorite quest ever :3
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>page triss has a cute butt
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE A QUEST IF THE GAME GIVES ME FIVE NEW ONES EVERY TIME I WALK SOMEWHERE FUCK
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Gwent is so horribly balanced, the game is seriously no fun whatsoever right now.

>Mardroeme is a staple, destroys combos left and right with no chance to guard against it
>Ocvist in Skellige is a complete and utter joke
>So is Skellige's resurrect chain with Sigdrifa/Resurrect and the fact that it has the most spies for some reason
>NR's chain with Shani into Baron into Yeneffer is unbelievably retarded
>ST draws its entire deck with near 100% guarantee for a free Ciri:Dash every single fucking time
>Monster steals all your cards from your graveyard, sometimes with random Ghoul luck (great fun to play against!)

Is anyone having fun in this meta? Because we've honestly reached the braindead level of the original Gwent in TW3 - everyone just plays their combo, draws their entire deck and hopes that their opponnent had a bad mulligan. Singleplayer can't get here soon enough.
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>>166066243
Just do one quest and when you are done with that do another one :^)
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>>166066559
BUT THE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE FIRST ONE I'LL BE FIVE MILLION MILES AWAY FROM THE OTHERS AND ON MY WAY THERE I'LL GET FIFTY MORE
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So I just got a 1070 and I'm dying to play TW3. Wanted to start a new game and can't be assed to play through the first two games again.

Do previous choices pertaining to sex matter or will you always be treated as a former lover to Triss? Wanted to go with the black haired slut this time around.
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>>166067290
You can go with either regardless.
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>>166067354
I know that, but I'm wanting to play a Geralt that is faithful to Yenn throughout even the first two games. What I want to know is that if the relationships are treated the same even if you never have had sex with Triss in the previous games.
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>>166066970
If there are so many quests then surely you will find one close to the spot you are :^)

I just sort of tackled them based on level and location

There are a bunch of level 30 contracts you don't do before you reach the last part of the game and there is a bunch of small quests like treasure hunts or golden exclamation marks you can just sort of do at the side while you are actually doing something else

>>166067290
Geralt was in a relationship with Triss because he had lost his memory, no way to change that

Even if you don't fugg her in game 2 there is the stuff that happened between 1 and 2 that you had no control over ergo why you end up in a tent with her in the prologue of 2
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>>166067540
The only woman Geralt can remain fully faithful throughout the games is Triss.
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>>166067549
Oh yeah shit I forgot about the tent scene... Well I guess I can just maintain deniability and shit y'know :^)
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Thoughts on the japanese dub?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMro8GgW42s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esm-A6dpXPU
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>>166068318
i fucking hate japanese "people" and for good reason too
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that's a big knight
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page triss has a sweet vagina and lovely pubes
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page let it die already and triss eats shit for dinner
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>get to Toussaint
>oh man spikey drowner he looks cool as fuck
>let's dodge haha
>use muh igni
>let's attack him oh yeah
>click on him until his HP is depleted lmao
>because he will just die like a normal drowner
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>>166058069
>nia
Oc fags should kill hemselves desu senpai
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>>166067380
>fat knees girl
So has she stopped raiding the fridge or is she still a shit tier cosplayer?
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ayyyyyyyyyyy
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>>165974693
this is really good bro!
felt like I was watching a movie scene
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>>166084580
This is offensive to dung beetles
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:3
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>>166091625
in the thumbnail it looks like she's holding a cake

god bless the heron
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>>166091889

I'd like to give her a pie.
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>>166094924
I know what you mean by this.
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What's your favorite side quest /twg/? What side quest gave you most feels? Which side quest made you lel the most?
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How does weapon damage work? If a weapon does 100-130 damage, is that the difference between weapon at max condition vs damaged weapon, or the values for fast and power attack, or what? Also can a weapon get so damaged that it breaks or becomes useless?
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>>166097569

feels: Bloody Baron's whole questline or Hearts of Stone

laffs: the statue balls from Blood and Wine

lewds: any quest with anarietta
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>>166097569
A Matter of Life and Death is my favorite quest. I still think about it sometimes. Reawakening of Geralt and Triss' love, Geralt's behavior towards her and the kiss were very beautiful and emotional. In general, every interaction with Triss and Geralt gives me the feels as I really love the way they behave around each other and the things they say.

Other than that I would say, Scenes from a Marriage, Dead Man's Party, Lord of Undvik, Ladies of the Wood, Carnal Sins, A Towerful of Mice.
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>>166098259
kill yourself
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Can you fuck every woman or does romancing one leave the others out so you have to play the game again
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>>166098075
It's a range of damage for a good condition weapon and the base damage per hit will be randomized between those values. When the weapon itself is damaged it will have another number with a minus sign in front of it to indicate the loss of power.
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>>166099143
No, I merely said the truth and how I feel. I love everything about the way Triss and Geralt find happiness together. I love how protective of Triss he is from the moment he sees her again, I love the care he shows for her, I love how loving she makes him act. Vegelbud's ball was a turning point, a culmination of several previous quests and that one kiss meant so much for both my Geralt and Triss. I see it as a moment when Geralt finally realizes Triss is the right woman for him.

I remember having to take a break after the first time I played it and just gather my thoughts and emotions because it felt so impacting. I probably replayed that quest over 50 times now and I still enjoy every second of it.

I was so happy when Geralt mentioned that evening during his talk with Triss in B&W and his feelings about it and how fondly he recollects that night. That is exactly how I envisioned my Geralt feeling and it's like CDPR knew that and gave him the perfect dialogue line. When he said that evening was magic, I was like, yeah, that's my Geralt alright.

>>166099586
The main romance options Triss and Yen are mutually exclusive in their outcome(you can romance both, but it won't end well). Other than that you can bang anyone without repercussions.
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>>166099143
He is already dead inside

>>166099586
You can get one freebie with Yen and not piss off Triss but you can't fuck Triss without pissing off Yen because you have to be "serious" to fuck Triss in TW3 since you broke things off in TW2. Sleeping with any other women besides those two will not fuck anything up with anyone.
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Uh oh guys i killed the sorceress at fyke isles
How bad did i fuckup?
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>>166100262
Badly
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>>166100336
Oh shit is it gonna fuck me over with the other quests later in the game?
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>>166100559
One part of a quest will be a little bit harder, it won't have a huge effect on the game desu.

You just really shouldn't have killed her.
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>>166100262
Why did you kill her?
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>>166100262
She was a cunt. Don't worry.

>BUT GERULT I WANT TO GO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THE KING WHO PURGE MAGES
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>>166100262
Wait, you can kill keira? Whelp, lambert is dying a virgin then
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oh shit
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>>166047241
The way they massacre Dutch-derived names in the Witcher series.

It's "Daykstra", not "Diekstra"
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>Wake up
>Dreamed about getting fucked by Yennefer
>I made fun of her magic abilities
>Sad i could easily beat her if i would be fast
>Lost
>She made herself a dick and started fucking me
>Said my asshole was sucking an her magical dick
>Was laughing when she saw my tears
>Was forced to say how good she is and that i'm her slut
>Her dick was pulsing inside my boypussy
>I hope you are ready for my magic semen
>Burst a shitton of hot magic jizz inside my asshole
>Wake up
>have huge boner

>There isnt good Futanari porn of yennefer on the internet
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>>166102862

Baron for PFI

Kayran for Monsters

Triss to start shitposting how a good waifu she is
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>>166104036
Already picked Baron. But I'm not playing PFI like a degenerate.
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UMMMM

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

I THOUGHT THIS DEAD GRIFFIN WAS A FEMALE
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>>166105442
>I THOUGHT THIS DEAD GRIFFIN WAS A FEMALE

>assuming gender in 2017
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<3
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>>166105442
He's talking about the feathers, you fucking silly billy
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Why ded ;_;
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>>166110839
watching presidential inauguration
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>>166111393
Sounds boring
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>>166111542
>libtard live chimp out
>boring
naah
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>You have three days

What did he mean by this?

Seriously, why did the game just skip three days? Geralt and Regis could have totally sorted things in three days. Makes no sense...
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>>166112089
enjoy your 4 years of disappointment
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What did she mean by this?
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>>166053957
bit late, but you can check out on youtube some of the chars, presonally, I think Geralt is miscast, Yen is not too bad, but Ciri is perfect, maybe because Sawashiro is my fav VA
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>>165876814
syanna and anarietta incest
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>>166113207
disappointment in what? I'm not american, mate, so your politics are pretty much like circus to me - smells like shit but somewhat entertaining
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>be witcher
>every woman in the world wants your dick
Why can't I be a witcher
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NILFGAARDIAN KEKOLDS BTFO

MRGA
>>
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>>166114738
>le Downs man
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>>166114738
>comparing Rad to Trump

m8 Radovid is Pol Pot
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>>166117093
Radovid was meant to be LITERURLY HITLA though.
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Any weather monster player that passed the 2000 score? I made a weather deck focused on card advantage but the lack of power really hurts.
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>look for evidence of rat activity geralt
>rats every fucking where but it's not evidence

Why is Triss such a brainless retard?
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>>166118271
so she can place the incense to the places they gather around most to drive them off more efficiently
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>an informer walks in leading three witch hunters along with him and openly states that he had lured her here to sell out to the church
>It's a trap geralt!
Gee, you don't say, you dumb cunt!
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>>166118271
It makes sense to look for places that have the most rat activity and use it as a location for setting up her magic thing that drives them off. They are not looking for evidence that there are rats there, they already know that, that's why she was hired, to drive them off, not find them.
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>>166115547

UNDERRATED

shameless but honest self fagging
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Why can't Keira deal with a few rats? She's a sorceress, surely she could just zap them into dust
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>10
Oh jizz.
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>>166120283
because she's afraid, you dolt
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>>166120283
musophobia
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Blowing bandits up would be much more satisfying if explosions didn't look like ass
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What mods I need semfam?
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Why is Atmospheric Nights such a piece of shit that refuses to run? All I want is darker nights and nights that don't last 5 hours, but there's always one single error that keeps it from compiling properly.
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hng
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>>166125495
My Geralt is going to give her countless orgasms in Kovir.
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>>165902289
No, I was getting fucked by the mage
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Where's Ciri?
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>>166125983
Right here :3
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>>166125983
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>>166125983
On an island a ways North West of Skellige near an underwater volcano, she is locked in a hut with 4 dwarven castaways, she is technically dead but is woken by a travelling spell trapped in a visible essence that leads Geralt to the island
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>>166115547
>>166119102
shes really hot
especially her lewd sfm
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Radovid sucks flaccid cock
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>>166125983
Here silly
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>>166126702
DELE.....
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>>166103975
So is this what all futa fans go through, or this just you?
>>
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>the horse race quest
Voorhis might as well have come out and say outright that he wants to ride Geralt's cock. Jesus Christ
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Are there more dungeon-like locations like the place where you go after meeting Keira for the first time, or is the game primarily based outdoors?
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Baginski (director of the movie) posted this on his facebook page
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>Page 10

Not on my watch
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>>166128346
what movie? the old one?
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>>166131765
The new one, which I'll be released next year I guess.
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>>166054880
He did once in the books, I think it was in Toussaint.
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Just reached this place, what am in for?
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>>166139264
If you haven't played the game, get out. There's a big risk of spoilers.
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>>166137617
Cute.
>>166139264
The rest of the game, about 150hours of gameplay. Have fun but as >>166139372 said, get out you'll be spoiled.
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>>166139264
>166139264
ciri is is skellige (:
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>it's another geralt is naked scene

I wish there was more blatant sexualization of male characters in games
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>>166140683
Ciri can't be skellige because skellige is a place, not a person you dumbo
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So what's the official sorceress power rankings?

Yen must be pretty up there
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What do you think Geralt does after the game?

I like to think he starts teaching swordsmanship to the Duchess's children as well as anyone else who can pay and is under retainer to keep his new home monster free. .
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Really, Radovid is one of the worst excuse for an Hitler like figure in a vidya game.

>Red and white are the two main colors
>Hunt down witches, herbalists et cetera. for having a "degenerate" and "unholy" life
>Soldiers can be heard saying "For the Fatherland!"
>Human-only Empire, Elves and Dwarves used as scapegoat to kill more and more
>Burns books on the main place of Novigrad
>His speech when he plays chess is obivously like Hitler when he was becoming mad in his bunker

Seriously, what the fuck CPDR ? He was great in the previous games, but in this one his character is just "HE'S EVIL! LOOK AT HIM! EVIL!"
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>>166144154
>Duchess's children
>implying she loves anyone enough to have children with them

Anna a lonely


LONELY
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>>166144154
Spends the winters in his mansion boozing and whoring with his bros. Spends the rest of the year witchering. People like Geralt don't stop doing their job unless they cant do it anymore
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