One Lulu Thread A Day Keep The Barafags Away
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Join us in the /lolg/ Official Stream, find the link on Eyoson
Today we're watching AwesomeGamesDoneQuick
Come in and have some fun !
I'm a god.
How do I deal with nasus are Irelia?
:33!
>implying
xth for Camille
Can I trust people from /lolg/ to do mystery skin trades?
>STILL no qt spider waifu champion
Lolbabs?
MATING PRESS
>>165631020
i want jayce to demolish my bp
So like.....are all Ionian girls sluts for tentacles..?
>>165631450
delete this
>>165631450
>ywn be a tentacle monster and impreg a bunch of Ionian sluts
>>165631450
post more
xth for breast metal waifu
>>165631310
You know I haven't been going to lolg for awhile but every fucking time I do I see your same old idiotic shitposting. OH HEHEHE I'M SO CLEVER BECAUSE I'M PRETENDING ELISE DOESN'T EXIST
What the fuck drives you. What makes you monitor a fucking goddamn thread on the pimple on the ass of the internet every day so that when a new one starts you can make the same flavorless shitpost?
I mean holy shit I could at least understand if you upgraded to an Elisefag and just shitposted about her fucking legs or some shit, that's be no different from the other waifufags on the thread. but why do you have to go out of your way to pretend to be a retard when literally everyone knows that you know elise exists?
>>165631765
I'm getting the sense that you're a little upset.
>>165631501
I'm going to take that as a yes Ionian girls are sluts for tentacles
>>165631665
Especially this one..
>>165631678
Would if I could but that's all I got senpai.
>>165631307
>can i trust stranger on internet to not steal my money
are you really asking this anon
you do you, but I'd suggest being careful
>>165631917
stop posting that slutty spider
Hey lolg, what's the easiest way to get lv30 accounts in OCE?
A-asking for a friend, of course.
>>165632001
Kumo-chan is not a slut!
>>165632004
https://www.google.com/#q=level+30+oce+lol+account
How fucking hard is it to use google?
So which champions should I be playing a botlane carry now?
Fiora and Mordekaiser seem pretty strong.
>>165631906
Are you okay budd !?
>>165631917
I'm fucking baffled.
It's like watching a retard shit themselves and then scoop out the shit and shovel it down their throat. I want to know WHY
>>165631215
Fervor
>>165632170
Kayle
people really need to stop playing high mechanical champions in low elo
How can something so tender and beautiful be so violent?
>>165632004
http://gameju.com/League-of-Legends-account/
cheap af
>>165632249
>>165632170
>Morde botI miss season 5
>>165632170
Nasus
>>165632529
Were does the "I WANT LEONA TO KILL ME" meme originate?
Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>165632810
one gurofag who won't fuck off
>>165631274
funnest champion since Kled
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
I need to BREED Demon Vi!
>>165631917
>hurr y-you're just upset!!
dude can you not formulate another response like come on
I'm gonna put a baby in your waifu!!! :3
>>165632969
but vi likes girls
>>165632986can i watch? :3
I want Hecarim to kill me! With his horsecock!!
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
!!!!
>Dominion is still dead
Why did it have to go /lolg/?
>>165633107
nice to finally meet you Mr.Hands
>>165633141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDCKJp_EXw
>mfw
>>165633141
Because Riot are idiots
>>165633105
ofcourse! you'd have to even if you didn't :3
Lulu is a flawless angel! FLAWLESS!
>>165633072
That makes it hotter. I'd make her gf watch.
>>165632986
I know you will, and the baby will grow up to be very healthy. She will love every second of it, and that will make me very happy! I only ask that I may watch as you tenderly make love to my wife!
>>165633112
waiT FOR ME
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
>>165632986
how are you going to do that...she would never let you
New Skin when
>>165632810
Martin Shkreli is a huge fan of Leona and is fucked in the head.
How do you think guroanon can afford to buy all those skins for the people who indulge his fetishes?
>>165632615
>that price and that 20 day warranty
Those accounts were definitely leveled by bots. So they are a guaranteed ban within 3 months. But I was going to be using this account for scripting anyway, so it was a guaranteed ban from the get go.
i need help with a new name
>>165633323
Wish I was NA then I'd join. Oh well.
>>165633217
If she's flawless why doesn't she exist?
>doesn't even know about the ontological argument
baka
>>165633105
>>165633252
Is this legit the Ahri fag that was getting mad about someone calling Ahri a slut?
>>165632986
>>165633341
Wouldn't Nami drown anyone she doesn't like?
>>165633347
We just got one.
>>165633247
>15
what does it mean?
>>165633310
but the real question is, slaybelle or kitty katyou know the answer
I want to go swimming with Lulu!
>>165633362
Mash you hands on the keyboard and create a word out of the mess
Eg:
asikghukawrvu
asian king hawk
>>165632986
jokes on youthat's my fetish
>>165633353
i bought like 3 of em, none banned so far. i bought them in early november prob
>>165633475
whatever she wishes to wear my buddy now back the HECK OFF?!?!?
How is rank manipulation not bannable?
>>165632810
fromI WANT Leona to SLICE my belly in a swift, unexpected strike with her SWORD and then RIP APART my intestines with her own ARM! (Because I disrespected her God by being an atheist!)
>>165633573
What do you mean?
This general has gotten a hell of alot more degenerate since I was last here the previous season.
I wanna be Lulu's cat!
>>165633557
Hey them do you want a new Fiora skin, i got some rp left
>>165633391
Oh God no, why would I call my Ahri wife a slut? Its gives me no greater joy than to see strong capable men give her the pleasure that she so deserves. I absolutely adore watching her get handled in ways I could never possibly do.
>>165633247
>niels is making this guy fill his cait vi doujin with his shitty ships as we speak
>>165633645
no thanks i am perfectly content with nightraven
besides im in my promos i need to be the sharpest and most comfortable i can be to get diamond three!!!
>>165633670
The real Ahri fag isn't here is he? He got triggered that someone was calling her a whore.
>>165633432
nami is too pure for murder
B E S T
G I R L
>>165633820
uh...this is a classic...
>>165633853
Lulu is for jews.
>>165633818
>The real ahrifag
nigga you dont even know who was that guy
>>165633818
that IS the real ahri fag
aka ahri cuck
what all ahrifags are truly like on the inside
mad respect for him for being honest desu
/vg/ vs /vg/ stream: https://www twitch tv/ryukuxyz
Okay are there actually people here that want to watch their waifu cuck them or something? Or are these guys just memeing?My new is showing
>>165633701
Look hoe happy she is! I musk ask, please make her happier! Give her memories that she'll never want to forget.
>>165633818
That just sounds like a boy who faps without intentions of love. A true husband of Ahri would let her feel all different kinds of love as he watches in glee.
>>165633919
Did this always have ears?
>>165633630
? i think futaposting declined
>>165633952
Half and half.
>>165633926
Just give us a screenshot so people can watch it through op.gg
You can take your twitch stream and shove it up your ass.
>>165633919
>what all ahrifags are truly like on the inside
not true. most ahrifags are dominant, big dicked alpha males. the type who are used to ordering lesser men (like myself) around.
>>165633878
Thats not murder, shes merely taking out the trash
Garbage doesn't have a life to take.
>>165633926
why stream if you're not going to commentate
we can just spectate through friends list or opgg
placem!
promos edition
>>165633818
>real ahrifag
there is no real ahrifag, there have been various ahrifags around, some of which posted a lot
there have been at least 2 ahrifags into NTR
Lulu is the cuddliest! THE CUDDLIEST!
>>165631020
>Play Darius top in ranked
>mid game, gets my first penta in ranked for the first time (One in normal but with jhin, although)
>still lose anyways
Does Darius really fall late game? It has happened to me twice, i get super fed and always end up throwing the game, am i doing something wrong? Although i was super stoked when i got my Penta
>>165633994
Yes
>>165634060It's too bad they could never order you to stop being the perfect lover for ahri who she would never leave
>>165634148
lewd
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets late oops sorry
>enjoy Kindred's look and the voice of wolf and lamb
>enjoy their story kind of
>takes me until mastery 3 to really realize how fucking terribly weak they are
I understand they have a weak early game, usually I can make up for it mid-late game but man. It's punishing to have to play them anymore.
>>165634219
Thank god for that. Kindred ruined the game for so long she deserves to never be good ever again.
>>165634102
>>165634025
>tfw NTR fags don't get shit on in /lolg/
Is this 4chan?
my friend plays singed.
he starts corrupting potion, then buys 3 (three) dark seals, and then goes merc boots into zzrot.
how legit is this or how retarded are singed mains? i see it working for him too.
>>165634129
You'll live or die depending on whether you can consistently land axe-blade decimates to keep yourself healthy until you get your blood rage and dunk fools
Also if you aren't already, be sure you're actually focusing the threat, the 8/0 Vi diving your backline is more dangerous than the 0/5 Ashe that isn't worth wading through their team for.
*melts your heart*
>>165634219
I only tend to use them when there are multiple HP stacking tanks on the opposing team and a certain other tank shredder isn't available.
>angry elementalist lux players
Oh, I'm LAFFIN
>>165634354
Somewhat legit. Check the description of seal.
>>165634324
why hate us? we are LITERALLY trying to get you laid.
>>165634324
They used to be. Now it's not worth the effort.
How do you consistently argue with dumbasses thread after thread about their weird fetish involving girls that don't actually exist?
>>165634354
The enhanced potion regen from dark seal stacks, and more or less turns corrupting potion into a mini-Singed ult.
>>165634417
Vayne is CUTE
>>165634421
>1/8 Ashe
>0/12 Illaoi
What in the fuck
Lulu is best girl!
>>165633252
You're more than welcome to watch, but I can't promise I won't leave more than a few spank marks.
>>165634446
Is Ahri retarded? She literally is squirting mayo on her face.
>>165634446
Theres an NTR general on /trash/ for you to ERP in, stop posting here and go there.
>>165633341
I can be very persuasive.
Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!
>>165634638
>but I can't promise I won't leave more than a few spank marks
>more than a few spank marks
My fucking sides. I can't understand how you wrote that and didn't think it was cringey.
>>165634421
Id be angry aswell with those feeding teammates.
Congrats on winning against a team of intentional feeders.
so jinx and warwick were at the same facility but jinx became crazy and he became a fucking werewolf thing. Beastiality porn when
>>165634218
where can i see what # i am on a certain champ
>>165634761
What does their country of origin have to do with anything
Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!
>>165634421
>get in a game with an elementalist lux
>feeds velkoz 3 kills
>ragequits
like pottery
>>165634747
>>165634606
>>165634414
every day jesus what is wrong with you
>>165634638
Thank you so much! And please, do as you please with her. I know she'll enjoy you more than anything I could ever do. She's always so excited to try new things!
>>165634917
>the cutest
?
>>165634917not cuter than you~
>>165634898
(you)
>>165634545
>>165634921
>>165634761
>they doin dragon
>I run up with Caitlyn and flash in and masterfully utilize my QW and R to eliminate the enemy team
>tibbers takes drag
>look over at my cat who's mouth is agape and I hit the sickest dab
>>165634923
Well, i have a lot of time on my hands.
Time that must be used to praise the sweetest, adorablest lady!
>>165634984
yeah this isn't the real ahricuck at all
>>165634923
Pic related is what's wrong with these fags.
>>165634358
I built mostly pure tank items, they had a Lux, Hecarim, Ashe and Zyra and Camille while my team was Victor, Sivir, Bard and a Jax. I should have went Mercs instead of tabi, although i do enjoy playing Darius, i used to remember playing him alot in Season 4 and plus he seems freelo in Bronze atm, but i don't know who to focus AS Darius.
>>165635039
what on earth were you diagnosed with, just out of curiosity
>>165635089
Currently just depression&anxiety (and ADD over a decade ago).
I have an appointment to doublecheck muh assburgers selfdiagnosis, too.
>>165635220
yeah i don't think you need to bother with an appointment
>there are people ITT that have aspergers that think they're autistic
>they don't even have ASD
Get on my level you fucking losers.
>>165635254
In germany, you need to have EVERYTHING stamped, signed and on paper (triple-copied) so the mega-autists in the city government won't pester you unnecessarily.
>>165635157
I would be honored. After all you would have just gone through all that hard work to please my dear sweet Ahri. Though I'm not sure there'll be too much to clean as she'd love anything that comes out of you much more than anything that comes out of me. It'll probably be the only thing that's on her mind when she talks to me.
>>165631215
you stop playing LE ANIMATION CANCELLING OMG SO KEWL champions and switch to something usefull, instead of being a nigger
>>165635220
>muh assburgers selfdiagnosis
>selfdiagnosis
Where's your PhD?
>>165635402
well i read a wikipedia article once.
>>165635324
aspergers is on the spectrum you fuckwit
>>165635404
Oh yeah forgot they did that. They added asperger's to the spectrum like a year ago. But I have autistic disorder on the ASD. Asperger's is baby's first autism.
>>165634034
>people cry for stream
>stream
>they're mad it's a stream
>mfw our olaf is so shit that he gets outjungled by a garen
/vg/ vs /vg/ results
>>165635220
>self diagnosis
Every time.
Also seems like posting here on a seemingly hourly basis would only expedite your descent, but perhaps not.
>>165635324
Honestly feels like everybody has some little ailment these days, whether it be anxiety, ADD or...autism?
Bloody hell, I just don't even know.
>>165635518
it's been on the spectrum for quite a while actually
t. work in foster care
>>165633141
>caring about dominion
>caring about anything except SR 5v5
wew lad
>>165635518
>>165635510
>>165635641
Asperger's used to not be on the spectrum. It was added recently to the spectrum. Pretty sure it was added to the spectrum in the DSM-V in the DSM-IV it wasn't on the spectrum.
Just looked it up and the DSM-V was released in 2013 like 3 1/2 years ago it wasn't on the spectrum.
/vg/ vs /vg/ +2
na
vidya
>>165635635
I even memed my way to a gambling addiction diagnosis (as a replacement for vidya addiction, which is currently not an official medical diagnosis)
Why do Ahrifags like seeing strangers fuck their waifu?
>>165635851
They're cucks, in the most literal sense of the word.
>>165635851
Goes hand in hand with being an Ahri-fag. She's a slut so it only makes sense she attracts those people.
>>165635720
What am I in there, for?
>>165635909
you dont happen to mean the actual definition of the word do you? that would be insane
>>165635851
It's kind of a prerequisite for choosing a slut as waifu instead of a pure one.
Who is the best yordle and why is it Ziggs?
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets host asked me to do
>Decide to try singed support
>mfw I realize the mistake I made
easy victory one more to GO
>>165634686
if we still cant purge the faggots and the lulufags, we wont get rid of these
at least the NTRetards are somewhat tolerable, but the nigger spamming EZREAL IS CUTE I SUCK SO MUCH DICK is by far the biggest cancer here
Best girl.
Best hands.
Best wife.
>>165635973
Blue because fuck Janna.
>>165636023
the heteros do the exact same thing with champions like lissandra and ahri
>>165636024
>not posting the whole thing where in reality hes a hobo
>>165635715
>2013 was 4 years ago
fuck
also you have to keep in mind that stuff in the most recent DSM was always being used before then. DSM 4 was published in 1994, and these things get outdated pretty fast.
>>165635958
and just when i tought you were dead, you came back
did you enjoy prision smelly nigger?
>they haven't exempted themselves from wageslavery through meme-diagnosis yet
>>165636023
>don't recall last time I saw Ez post
>lulu of crippling autismic depression posting on minutely basis
oh well still better than the pol vs. lgbt war going on earlier
I love Lissandra!
AmA!
>>165636092
but heteros is the mayority, there is a reason /y/ or /lgbt/ exists, so they can dump their cancer there without shitting the other threads
>>165636269
I love Draven!?
>>165636218
Munchausen syndrome: not even once
>>165636092
people hate the fuck out of lissandra fag though. To the point people mass reported when he made threads early.
>>165636150
But I'm always posting there anon.
I was just kinda busy doing stuff tonight so I forgot to come say Hi and Ziggspost.
>>165636218
>unironically becoming a fucking ward of the state simply because you don't want to work
how about we just execute you instead
>>165636269
What is the basic goal of Liss in game?
Like what should I try to do when I play her?
>>165636218
prefer working desu
t.australia
>>165636224
>>don't recall last time I saw Ez post
that retard is like an allergy
it appears once in a while, but once it appears it sticks for way too long
>>165636364
Destroy the enemy nexus
Dont teach braums poro to suck eggs
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>165636425
I want to set those poros on fire and watch them burn to their deaths.
>>165636335
Well, i'm an anarchist, so being a drain on the government is the best place i can be.
>>165636280
/lgbt/ is for gay issues and other stuff, not for posting husbandos.
/y/ is full of shitty fujoshis.
Sorry buddy, but as long as there will be waifufags in this general, there will also be husbandofags. If you wanted no husbandofags, you should be playing a game with no men in it.
>>165636309
yeah sure tyronne, go find your father or some other nigger shit you do
>>165636479
you're the worst kind of anarchist
kill yourself
placem and watchem!
1-0 to d3 edition
>>165636470
fuck off annie
>>165636292
Wheres my smut gumi? You lazy shithead.
>>165636364
See>>165636402
But basically make squishies lives a living hell with your cc
Make plays with your e w r combo
Peell for your teammates with your cc
>>165636269
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
>>165636487
/y/ is full of shitty fujoshis.
they are exactly the same as you retard, you just have to say that you love dick and they'll like you
face it, you are not welcome here and you never were, people tolerate you because you are sligtly less cancerous than the lulu fags or the furry niggers
>>165636563
Red because Janna mains should be gassed.
>>165636523
>live the comfy life
>get free drugs from the doctor (duloxetine&bupropion)
>vidya&interwebs every day
I don't see the problem.
>>165634324
NTR isn't the same as cuckolding
You only self insert into the bull (or the girl if you're talking about /a/), most of the pleasure comes from schadenfreude as the cuck's ego is demolished
>>165636292Will you show me your boipussy if I cosplay as Draven?
>>165636673
keep telling yourself that cuck
>>165634917
How can Lulu posters even compete?
>there will never EVER be an event as hype as katowice 2013
>>165636586
>you lazy shithead
wow rude
im actually thinking of working on it
don't except it to be anything good though
im busy ok!!
>>165636646
hey dont bully husbando posters!!!
not like ahri/lulu/anyfemale posters are any better
>>165636674
anon...i...
>playing the same champion as the person that boosted you
This kennen is DUMB
>>165636646
it's fun because all i have to say is "I want Graves to murder my asspussy" and I get at least 4 (You)s
faggots are only not welcome by homophobic shitters like you anon.
I may not be an Ahrifag, but I'd still love it if you gentlemen would allow yourselves onto my sweet Soraka and have your way with her, however that may be. Thank you. <3
>meteos
>live for 4 hours
>2k viewers
>sneaky
>live for 2 hours
>25k viewers
feels bad man
>>165636728
>hey dont bully husbando posters!!!
not like ahri/lulu/anyfemale posters are any better
>''if i speak like a retard and i suck everyone's dick im sure i'll be loved!
>>165636736
>those items
if he had rushed any ad i would have called him out on the spot
>>165636736
>boosted
>to mid silver
>for multiple years
Ehhh.
>>165636856
It's because Sneaky crossdresses for all the faggots and fuckbois to come to his stream while meteos is just a fucking toxic douche
>>165636736
Static Shyv Kennen; for thematic reasons, is best.
>>165636804
Is this turning into a cuck general?
>>165636646
>not being a furry bara husbandofag
>2017
who hurted you anon san
>>165636638
Considering the fact that i spend my day shitposting on a mongolian throat signing board, probably.
>>165636873
i'm copyingbookys way of speaking
>adc in 2017 lul
keep telling that to yourself retard.
i'm sure you dumbasses don't look at mini map to check the side wave, just walk into obvious baits, still trying to fight for objectives even though you are far behind instead of defending and waiting for a good pick.
why do i get these fucking trolls? i was literally doing damage when we actually group as 5. but this team tries and (((pick))) off a darius. fails, then chase like the fucking dumbasses they are
>>165636939
I sure do hope so! Nothing makes my Soraka happier than allowing me to watch as she "aids" those in need with incomparable pleasure!
>>165636890
>75% wr over 51 games
>woke up
>turned on monitor
>see this
is there a better feelingother than winning promos
* ᴮᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ
EleLux bootfag checking in. She (and her boots) are mine. Come near her, I'll cut you.
>our ad has a plat boarder
>confused.jpg
>he's down in silver
>he feeds his ass off whilst sperging out in chat calling everyone else bad
im calling b 0 0 s t 3 d
>>165637135
that's ok, I'll just come in her instead
>>165637135
do you want toknock bootswith her?
:^)
>>165637086
whether it works or not isnt my issue
its whether how hard theyll fall that matters to me
only person that should be doing that shit is me
>>165637129
nothing to nut onto so nothing to fap to
>>165637135
>tfw all these seasonal waifu fags hopping on lux now cause her new skin
>>165636948
>wow dude ITS THE CURRENT YEAR AND YOU DONT SUCK DICK
i know you are doing this for a (you) but you seriously disgust everyone, im guessing your father beats you, if you have one of course
>>165636335
>read the definition of "ward of the state"
there seems to be a misunderstanding m8.
I'm still doing my own paperwork.
I have a driving license and a flat.
I just get money&rent payments from the state for doing nothing.
That's it.
>>165637086
Alright fair enough he isn't boosted, just got buttfucked that game LOL
>>165637201
Motherfucker, do you think this is a game?
>be ashe
>getting shit on by nasus because perma with lol
>team just leaves me to die every time
>the one fight someone protects me from him I get a quad
>it takes my mid laner to peel and protect me for us to win a single fight
>still lose because our front line is retarded and doesnt learn
I don't know why I main adc anymore
I want to massage Janna's ears!
I want literally every female champion to have their vagina replaced with a cute penis and balls. :3
>>165637387
I agree with 85% of what you said!!!
>>165637362
You do realize that because someone's going to be into it, her ears have been jizzed on for that $2.95 a minute rate, so you're feeling someone else's dried up cum when you do that, no?
who do i take mid in order to shit all over yasuo? I want to make him miserable in lane or in teamfights. Cass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFG59HyH84k
>>165637135
post somewaterlux
>>165637352
>play ashe
>complain about permaslow
Why not buy QSS and in those 6 seconds his w is on CD you kite him backwards and shred him with the appropriate items like IE Zeal Bork (if need be otherwise a zeal item) MR or LDR Merc Scim and attack speed boots?
Seems like not just cleansing his W, assuming that was the worst CC you had to deal with, was your issue cause you don't rely on your team as a solo queue adc.
>>165637519
>getting FREE elemental lux
>>165637519
How???
Lulu is the fastest! THE FASTEST!
I want to impregnate Lulu,after we're married and financially secure.
>>165637598
>>165637615
I think it's because I have about 30 succesful reports they gave me it?
I don't know.
>>165637519
Is that the PBE? I got Tango TF from dat shit.
>>165637571
Sure, here's some water.If you've got donations for my stash, dump 'em.
>>165637640
alright so there's you, german lulu anon and swimming in lulu
>>165637640
But we're already married and financially secure m8. Sorry.
>>165637640
I'd rather impreg a cop 2bh.
>>165637718
i think they all come from you so
>>165637683
No it's the real deal server.
When did you realize that they won't bring URF back because their internal statistics show that tens of thousands of people quit the game after playing URF and realizing that the normal game just isn't that fun by comparison?
Riot literally won't bring back URF because it makes people realize how shit normal league is
>>165637452
1. Janna's flirtations do not necessarily lead to intercourse. Being flirty and having lots of sex do not necessarily follow.
2. Even if they did, the implication that she's not hygienic is baseless.
3. Her new lore implies she's some sort of superhero, not a street urchin who made cash at a lewd telephone business.
4. My interactions with her would not be sexual, unless she wished it to be. A massage is not inherently sexual, and does not necessarily lead to sex. Although, the timeless words of Jules and Vincent in Pulp Fiction do come to mind, as I would enjoy giving an ear massage to a woman as opposed to a man.
>>165637729
I am >>165636456
and >>165636024
>feeding lee flaming
>dont even feel like giving the honor of muting him yet
>decide to just drop "ill report you when it matters"
>loses his fucking mind
>uses a script to flame in the chatbox now
>its flooding so fast that the ping messages dont stay in for even 1 second
>say "aight cool bro"
>the script stops
>he leaves
>he left us with a 0/15 score
>we got this
>we won
>sent in my report with the message "to whoever has the honor of seeing this report, i hope you have fun with it"
>moments later i got a message they were banned
he started feeding because top took scuttle from him
>>165637795
Fuck, guess I'm the only one that's been doing the trudging.
>>165637452
$2.95 is the rate for phone sex dumbass
>implying you can cum through the phone
>>165637965
you can moan through a phone you can cum through a phone
you can shoot a bullet through a phone you can cum through a phonephone sex is as relevant as skype camsluts
>>165637965
>he doesn't know about kung fury
>>165637898
>in lulu
some weird fetish or whatever or just a joke
>married and financially secure
sounds pretty sane and sensible
odd combination i guess, surprises me
>>165637306
>being this mad at random strangers on the internet
>>165637965
>>implying you can cum through the phone
Applel FaceTime
>>165637640
You are a sick fuck.
>>165631020
Hey guys, post your Ahri vs Lissandra stories.
Post guro smut pls
>>165633349
Im not Shkreli.
I just happen
to be an anon who has a little money and wants some smut of qt league girls murdering you/me.
>>165632869
Well hey, people here are cheap and are willing to write smut for me, so why go anywhere else?
>>165637965
they don't have phones in runeterra
>>165638059
are you the alistar support player that wanted to get bullied by their adc?
wew lads anivia top is BROKEN!
>>165638069
>ahri charmed ad liss
>used QSS
>ulted ahri
>threw ice at her face
>she died because it was under tower
i laughed
>>165638061
wanting to have sex with someone who has both the mind and body similar to a child's is pretty sick, to be honest.
>>165638145
m-maybeyes
>>165638069
>be Ahri
>have three dozen horny neets wanting to jizz on me like the monkeys they are
>neets are closet furfags
>see Lissfag
>devour Lissfag's soul
>get gangbanged by said neets after
>die
/vg/ vs /vg/ results
another up on on
vidya
+4
Best girl!
Best pillow!
Best wife!
>>165638348
You're too much of a pussy to admit that you'd hotglue her slippers and you know it.
Any tips for Jarvan IV?
>>165638343
>that zed
>that name
thats some good humor there
>>165638435
Tip: Jarvan IV: not even once.
>>165638174
No. You're just fucking awful. You didn't even change your build to deal with the different situation. Can't believe I wasted 26mins of my life watching you play Kill yourself.
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
>>165638425
I treat my wife with respect!
wew lets go
placem!
1-1 do or DIE
edition
>>165638435
Yes, just two:
1.As Jarvan you are always helping even when you are not.
2.DEMACIA
>>165638556
It's the ultimate way to demonstrate your respect for her. Again, you know it, but you're just too much of a pussy to admit it.
>>165637963
found some more
>>165638580
>>165638435
Support J4 best J4
>enemy lee sin can actually carry team, mine gets raped in his own jungle
>gp bought new skin and must play it
>our mid laner literally took zed into these teams
>bard just walks up to a blitz and vayne whenever he gets the chance then decides to rage quit
so this is why it sucks be an adc player
>tfw when this typical yasuo main said there was 4 mid when 1 afk'd and i was farming bot
>>165638562
>that ivern
GRASS DADDY ON SITE
GETTING READY TO ROLL FAT ONES
THAT LONG TAN AND HANDSOME PIECE OF PERFECTION IS GOING TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH OF A MANLET YOU AREfiora is for losers
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets
>tfw cancer top lnaer
no one told it was so fun
should i get kennen or jayce?kennen seems stronger imo
C U T E
>>165638794
Jayce for super bully
>>165638791
/vg/ wins at the end so whats the point
It's claiming time. Hurry! Someone's about to claim your waifu or husbando, and it could be one of these Lulufags! You don't want that to happen, do you?
>>165638889
Claiming her fertile Piltie womb for my seed.
>>165638889
MINE!
>>165638889
i claim quinn
and valor has to watch while we do it
>>165638889
The lady mosthotglueableboots is mine, and mine only.
>>165638876
>>165638889
Claiming Ziggs' yordle bubble butt.
>>165639005
Whatever I just said, there should be a "with the" somewhere in there.
>inb4 accused of being a phonefag
>>165637538
>his character used to just be plane old bad with a feeling of trying with injections of great (k6 Malz, maokai)
>Now they're just "xd ironically bad look haha I drew a dick on them :3"
>>165638889
I claim Jinx as my own, thanks
I really like the sound nami makes when she uses Q.
>S+
>>165639103
dumb phoneposter
>>165638889
Make a food analogy of your most played champ
Mmmm, shredded Lulu. Don't snort this!
good night
>>165638889
Love my Orianna. So glad I finally got the hang of her.
>>165639395
If I post a Bananna am I saying I play Soraka or Wukong?
>>165638889
Best cop claimed and tamed~
>>165639518
Do you think she'll take off her gloves before she fists you?
>>165639518
Debatable.
>>165639596
needs anti-aliasing
>>165639640
Antialiasing just means that my 1070's performance takes a giant shit.
holy moly what a game
rengar is BROKEN!!
>>165638889
typical husbando poster chartincluding mewhen
>>165638889
>>165638889
claimed
Morg's snare is so fucking long what the fuck
>>165638889
>>165639693
yeah he's pretty ridiculous since his rework
>>165639693
>i-it's Rengars fault that I fed my ass off and lost yet again!
Stop playing.
>>165639825
just dodge it lmao
>>165639825
just dodge the six-stack-chogath-tier hitbox lol noob
>>165639883
I could if the hit box for it were fixed.
>>165639876
lol this anon is TICKED
>>165639825
Just pink her ult and buy a zonya's lmao
>>165639930
>get shit on by Anivia top
>get shit on by Rengar top
Yeah, I'd be ticked.
>>165639958
>pink her ult
??????
>>165631020
Is there a single reason not to take this fucking powerhouse botlane?
His CC and tankiness and damage and engage and peel are just fucking bonkers. Take thundercucks and you can 50% any adc with your combo. Every single game I am getting 10+ kills on my adc.
>>165640191
>Is there a single reason not to take this fucking powerhouse botlane?
Just one:Taking him Top Lane.
>>165640150
it's a meme you dip
>>165640143
>>165640143
i didn't need to be reminder of this picture today anon
>>165640150
Rengar and/or Akali memes.
>wtf is the counterplay
just pink it lmao
>>165640191
well you could do the same thing on an actual support like brand or zyra but better
>>165640150
Spot the newfriend.
>>165640143
????
why do people make this shit
>>165640191
He feels better top lane, especially when you can just take a damage support like Brand, Malz or Zyra and be more useful while shitting damages.
>>165640396
>tank and CC as well as naut on the discarded midlaners
They do more damage later on and their burst is a bit better if they land everything but naut reels faggots in nice and close and doesn't fall off later with the Knight's Vow. It is disgusting how strong you become with a semifed adc with that item. They become very difficult to kill and enemy bruisers throw everything they have to blitz the back line. While you can sit up front and tank for days with the influx of healing.
>>165637874
URF is trash though
/vg/ vs /vg/ results
>>165639437
goodnight
>>165640768
honestly did not expect blue team to win
>>165640768
>14/3 full ap malph against lee sin
Why?
>>165640758
sure, when you look at it critically, but just playing it it's infinitely more fun than normal league, everything is happy and no one is really trying
it doesn't hurt to lose because the whole thing was a clownfiesta and that's the appeal
>>165640768
>free baron
>GP ults on us
>it's ok, malphite has smite
>doesn't use it
>GP steals baron
>moosh has slain angel wiggums
>>165640768
Wait... Is that... uh... Jayce ADC, AP Nasus top, er, AP Nasus mid? Yi support? No wait Yi top?
Either way how the fuck did you win vs their team?
>>165641003
>malph has smite
i literally pinged it on CD 3 times in chat, try again dude
>>165640768
>have pfg on contacts
>set to invisible
hmm
Whats your most favorite skin and why?
>>165641050
Where's the proofs?
>>165641149
i have the same amount of proof you have
vg vs vg +3 join for fun and festivities
pass vidya
>>165641019
their team is something that needs to engage and not get engaged on
I guess the malphite and nasus engage after a few jayce Q's = GG
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA +4
get in here folks this ones gonna be a real treatpass: vidya
Fuck the police.
>>165641229
is that yasuo in the back
>>165641278
that's good old talon you silly willy
>>165640918
tfw aram used to be that then everyone started trying hard when it became an official mode, also they should nerf tanks in it like they nerf heals.
>>165640918
Every time I play it we lose so i hate it
>>165641098
por que?
>get first blood easily
>winning lane
>in a good spot to roam
>other lanes feed 8 kills
It's 3:30 am so I should probably stop but I think I'm starting to enjoy the pain
>>165641348
>lane yi
>lane diana
>>165641348
>tfw there isnt a single good karma skin
>>165641348
>mint has joined the lobby
oh you card you
>>165641441
I like snow day.
>>165638889
claiming cutest
>>165641467
Lotus and sun goddess are both good
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
Who is thethickestchamp
>>165641610
Gragas
Do reports even work anymore?
I keep filing reports for toxic behaviour but none of them result in any bans.
>>165641610
Tahm Kench
>>165641650
>I keep filing reports
hmm...
>>165641650
you have probably been shadowbanned from reporting since you spam it so much
Been seeing lane Yi lately, is it good? They either do fucking amazing or go 0/10 by 15 minutes.
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets
/vg/ vs /vg/ is LIVE on NA
Bear bros. edition
PLACE YOUR BETSand press f to pay respect to ImThem, rip
>>165641816
didnt you just answer your own question?
If I impregnated Illaoi, would she drop the kids on me or settle down to have a family? :3
>>165641901
Kill yourself, degenerate
>>165641901
>Implying you would survive the process
>>165641650
I keep receiving messages about them being banned. In just 80 games of plat 1 (greensilver) I got more notifications than 900 games in D2+ previous season. That just shows that this ELO is the ultimate cancer in the game. You can just be stuck here for 100 games because you have shit luck even though you win the top lane 80% of the time.
These players I play with are animals, they are so fucked up bad that I just don't want to play the game often. They just pick shit like shaco mid with smite like its legitimate and troll the game away because ''ooooh noez got autofilled gotta troll''. It's so horrid. And if you dodge it, which I tried you dodge like 8 games in a row where you get ultimate cancer like this. People with 0 games kalista picking kalista people first timing yasuo and all that garbage just happens over here.
Really wonder what is worse, these type of braindead players or the annoying cliques at high elo that would mass troll or report you. Those cliques make D1+ absolute cancer tier.
>>165641953
I have to try, I can't let a woman like that get away :3
>>165641901
she will get a tentacle to give her an abortion, she doesnt have time for your bullshit
What champ should I get mastery on?
A slutty one?
Or a badass one?
>>165642056
Then I will wrestle that tentacle!
>>165642070
A slutty badass one, like Renekton
>pick pantheon
where is my comfy crab icon riot?reeeeeeeee
What is the champion you can't win lane against?
This mother fucker right here
1. Has this spell immune bullshit passive that makes it near impossible to damage him
2. Has a silence
3. Has extra minions basically
4. Has a morgana snare as an ult basically and it fucking damages you while you're snared
>>165642256
>play League of Legends
>>165642426
just pink his passive and dodge the minions lmao
why does hextech rerolling auto unlock skins if you own that champ? kind of discourages unlocking more champs
>>165641713
>>165641760
Goddamnit I hate myself now...
>>165642048
To be honest I haven't tried ranked since last season, knowing firsthand how even more fucked up that mode is.
But I hear ya, that shit is fucked up. I just feel bad for letting people get into my head and bait worse plays out of me.
Should I ditch these for a perm? I have 950 orange
Which league girl would be the mostIMMATUREaboutSEX__?
>End laning with 3 kills and 100 cs at 20 minutes
>The 2 armor item toplaner comes down and has his way with my asshole
really enjoy this game
>>165642881
Annie? She's a litteral fucking child.
>>165642881
>>165642941
Can we not
Have 6300 IP saved what champ should i get?
>>165642790
>naut skin
no
>>165642941
Then that's who I want toMATING PRESSthe most!
I'd show her to make light of such a wonderful deed :3
>>165642881
kayle
>>165641348
>there are people who censor their summoner names on /lolg/ in 2017
Stop being such a fucking pussy you gay fuck.
EZREAL IS CUTE I SUCK SO MUCH DICK
>>165642941
>litterally a fucking child
>fucking child being immature about sex
?
>>165643013
and that's all I needed to hear, FBI inbound. Don't try running sicko, there's no escape.
>>165643012
I don't even own Bard
>>165642256
AYO HOL UP
>chucks spear
YOU BE SAYIN
>gets blue buff
HOL UP
>ganks bot at 12 minute mark with his ult
YOU SAY
>tp back to lane without losing a single cs
YOOOOO
>spear throws can crit
HOOOL UP NIGAAA
>stacks 3 charges of aegis shield, then uses his w
DO YOU MEAN
>makes the life of enemy laner a living hell
THAT WE WUZ BROKEN
>picks ignite
N' SHIET?
>>165642941
>>165643076
>the worst bard skin no less
goddammit anon
>>165643068
>there's no escape
ahhh! *activates qss*
>>165642636
>dodge the minions lmao
what did he mean by this?
>>165643134
You don't want to know how much I was laughing, reading this.
>>165643134
Does anyone want to see a man with no self-control with money open 5 boxes?
>>165643296
DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>165643214
he meant play jax
>>165643135
I remember reading back when they were developing Fable 2 they had to develop special code to keep people from running around and killing children.
Post the angry zoomed in pixelated Lulu
>>165643348
>special code
>set children health to 8 trillion
so difficult
>>165642256
>pick vlad
>get promoted
>queue up for more games
>every single one is a fucking retardfest
Someone stop this
>get a vayne top against a riven
>vayne: oh no, my mates fucked me over
>"i asked them to pick tahm or shen but they picked this instead"
>proceeds to get shit on by riven while he tries to build bork, shiv, and what appears to be a rageblade
>meanwhile annie is fucking afk at mid whenever there arent any minions near her
>literally afk
>we're having a fucking fuckfest on dragon and this fucking annie is fucking autoattacking the minions
>>165642256
You wouldn't.
>wanting to pick Trynd again because I enjoy autistically 1v1ing people in lane
Is the CD reduction build still decent or garbage now?
Also, should I rather get Panth if I just wanna cheese the 1v1s in lane and force their jungle to camp me?
>>165643348
This is a very cute and sweet picture.
>>165643442
it's good
>>165643402
>implying I wouldnt spend the time to do that and enjoy the suffering
hero your health is low, watch that
>>165643334
It's really bad so far.
>>165643013
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1446204#search=annie%20fupoo
anal is good too!
Why are the majority of people who post on lolg after hours roleplayers? what is it about late night that draws them out?
What champion should I buy? I have too much RP
>>165642890
>0.5 cs already by 20 minutes
Wow that's fucking terrible no wonder your asshole's been sodomized by a strong toplaner.
>>165643482
The Ekko skin isn't that bad imo but got another shit champion shard. One more to go.
>>165643442
play quinn
>>165643537
Well, ahem, y-you see
>kicks a rock
It's just..
>*farts*
>>165643537
I post all day long from 2 pm when I wake up to 4 am when I go to bed~
>riven is their carry
>their wukong afk
>draven kalista bot lane got destroyed by kalista jhin lane
>they are visibly upset
ill be out of low elo eventually but one thins dure stays the same
rivens are salty forever
>>165642890
>20 minutes
>100 cs
And I thought my lanes got messy.
>>165643535
Ahhh! THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO TO ANNIE!
I will show her who's in charge!
:3c
>>165643585
and ending with a shitty skin
Remember guys, I'm a gold 5 player who laned against a diamond 4 player.
>>165643604
Well anon I wanna play cancerously, but that is overdoing it imo.
>>165643537
look it's just late and i had to keep myself occupied playing such a boring champion
i am not normally like that
>>165643706
Spic plz go
>>165643706
>that font rendering
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>165643676
Should I reroll some of these into a perm? I have no blue essence.
>promotion match
>enemy pick your main
FUCK
I didn't take a screenshot of the last /vg/ because I assumed someone else would but have a webm from it!
>Play an Ascension for the hell of it
>Get Yasuo on my team
>He's rank 7 and all he does all game is spam his mastery
>Think to myself 'wow this guys a huge faggot'
>Check his profile afterwards
>Find this
What is wrong with these people?
>>165643737
Shut up slut, use your mouth the way it's meant to be used. *unzips dick*
>>165643780
I ddin't have smite up, Don't bully me. Ill suicideIm only silver
>>165643676
not anymore
>>165643737
>oh no i locked in janna
>dont cum inside me silly bois
all game long, classic
>>165643756
Forgot the image. I mean the champs, not skins
>>165643817
im outta here
>>165643780
delete this please.
>>165643780
>Dragon steal
>Noc flash
>Sej engage
>Corgi suicide
>Vlad backline dive
Jesus fuck these games are something else
>>165643823
>doing baron without smite while the enemy jungler is right there and you dont have kalista
way way too high risk
>>165643771
>promotion match
>you get your secondary role
>enemy pick your main for said role
>riven/vayne/yasuo/no tanks/meme support/full ad team
>>165643893
Im silver for a reason friend.
>>165643786
If someone found this guy irl, it wouldn't be a crime to kill him.
>>165643889
I flashed out because I intended to just get it and leave, not actually fight. Then Sej went in for some reason.
>>165643889
>something else
i think you mean a good time for all involved
>>165643893
>you dont have kalista
thats literally a good thing 100% of the time
>>165643535
>>165643843
>no more tiny red speedo
it's shit now
>>165643847
>do it anyways
>Get an actually good champ
:dabs:
So who won the /vg/ game? What happened?
*take a drink and then unseeaths my katana*
FACE THE WIND!
*blocks your attempts at harming me*
*slashes the air to send a tornado towards you*
SORYE GE TON!
*knocks up your entire team*
"PENTAKILL"
It's just death... nothing serious.
>>165644041
bukkage probably lost since it wasnt posted
>>165643706
>14/13
>>165644041
they all died
we won't miss them
>>165644041
we're all winners because we have such a good time
>>165643898
>promotion match
>support is autofilled
>yasuo top feed
>mid lane feed
>only me and autofilled support guy doing good
What is this
Azir main here, AMA
yes i want to kill myself
Toyed with jungle after playing several games as pic related. Any good meme junglers to fuck with as I figure out what the fuck I'm doing?
>>165644067
>*knocks up your entire team*
what elo does this ever happen
>>165644041
Bukkage's team.
Our team fought valiantly but unfortunately our botlane composition of Sej/full AD volibear couldn't quite match their fed ADC.
>>165644041
Vlad did Vlad things
Janna did Janna things
Corki did Corki things
Jax did silver elo things
Ez fed his ass off
They won
>tfw all my friends are slowly growing out of league and eventually i'll have no one to playcomfy normalswith
>tfw adc main in the meta of ziggs bot lane
>tfw i might quit league until the meta gets better or my friends come back
>>165643771
well, if it's your main, then you'll know how to play against it right? whenever somebody picks my main i shit on them most of the time
>>165644130
Your Sej was boosted beyond belief too, judging by that drag engage.
is there still /vg/ vs /vg/ going on
>>165644041
>>165644078
//
>>165644146
What did I do that was silver besides killing myself, Doing baron without smite, And telling janna to kill herself? I thought I did ok.
>>165644113
Master and higher
:^)
i cant stop buying champion shards
i know im wasting my ip
but what gives?i already have all the champs i like playing
>>165644190
You did fine. You camped the shit out of our mid early while I was just powerfarming.
Next time you fight a Nocturne, pop their spellshield before you counterstrike. I killed you like 3 times because you would blow your load and I'd be able to shield the stun and kill you
>>165643979
sounds devious ;3
>>165644160
>then you'll know how to play against it right?
Yes but i just feel wonky and intense because i know how scary the champ can be if i don't shut him down.
>>165644041
rumble>vlad
corki > ez
noct stole baron so > jax
corki + janna >voli + sej inted
>>165644183
>people playing janna in fun mode
this is why no one wants to play /vg/ vs /vg/ besides people from your circlejerk group
you guys just try hard to see who's got the biggest epeen.
>>165643780
>Nocturne get's the baron for free and gets out
>Sej goes in
Holy shit I'm dying
>>165644316
>Base my whole game off one shitty mistake
How could you do this to me.
>>165644190
I spectated so idk what happened in chat but that baron was cringy af. I thought your Janna was really good, why did you tell her to commit suicide?
>support hovers Braum
>ban him
>someone dodges
is there a bertter feeling? hehexd
>>165644354
Jax? Didn't you die for free a lot mid and make corki beat ezreal?
>>165644359
RP'er
>>165644318
i was actually playing the lowest win rate hero in the entire game son what more do you even want
Which kind of downies actually roam around in green silver? Holy shit.
I've just had a winning spree and then kept losing, even though I got every top lane in the past 6 games at least a 30cs advantage, 2 kills and a turret down from my opponent. Still not enough to carry green silvers. It's impossible. These people know how to magically fuck up everything. You can't leave them a second alone, or in late game they initiate 1 v 5 or do something else that's retarded.
And I didn't even go on the retarded picks and the blatant trolling going on in this elo. It's amazing how horrid the experience is if you don't just blast through it. This is seriously fucking bullshit. Master last season now stuck in d5 with super autists. I refuse to see these people as human, they are so fucking stupid. They often can't even speak English properly, like they're some downsyndrome kid from Germoney or Spain or France. All are absolute shit tier humans. Oh well it's lovely watching their complete annihilation to an even more retarded breed of humans.
SHE IS CUTE!
What was her name again?
>>165644316
hey man, I was playing my heart out botlane, it's 5 am and I want at least one full meme gamebut no we've gotta go full tryhard janna corki
>>165644445
what champ
QUICK!
WHICH FEMALE CHAMP HAS THE BEST TASTINGPOOP
AND
WHICH ONE HAS THE BEST SMELLINGFARTS
>>165644468
Eve
>>165644354
You did fine my dude but don't get too big for your britches, that game would have been easy for us if we had an actual botlane.
>>165644408
Yes, But even still. I feel like over all I did atleast equal to Noc.
>>165644468
CAITLYN!
>>165644480
I want Warwick toUNLEASHtheBEASTin myBUTTHOLEwhile ILEG LOCKhim!
:3
name a champion more boring to play as than soraka. you can't
>>165644503
Idk, I don't think that was a good game to judge that based off of.
If you are actually silver, you will climb if you play like that every game though.
>>165644608
Xin jungle.
I miss my kind.
Post them
>someone told me it was a pleasure laning with me
oh gosh
>>165644493
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
>>165644660
bugs are gross
>>165644318
The last three times I picked something 'fun' the other team picked Zyra. Anyway Janna is literally the only support I own. I don't play this disgusting role.
>>165644640Im very inconsistent and im always overly aggressive so I just don't waste my time with ranked, Don't want to let my teammates down.
>>165644574
I feel like vlad is one of the best guys rn.
>>165644503
no
>>165644689no_________
AndBody__kys
>>165644493
Word on the street has it that Xerath's smell like ozone.
>>165644732
There's nothing wrong with being so aggressive that you only have two speeds: in and dead.
Just work on the decision making. Or keep not playing ranked and actually playing the video game for fun, but who the fuck would do that
I bet Annie is a beast in the bed!
:3
>>165644787How do I work on decision making? Spoon feed me plz
>>165644702
You do play that role, you literally roleplayed. I bet you made these posts too >>165644685 >>165644596
>>165644697
you're gross faggot
>>165644493
Anivia's poop is basically a snow cone!
Lulu's farts smell like cupcakes! :3
>>165644740
why
he is no bueno
>>165644861
frig off dude i mess around for 3 minutes and everyone thinks i'm silent pace
i'm a manly top lane main idiot
>>165644925
Shut up buttslut.
>>165644861
why did you give me a (You)? i wassupport jhinand kalista was thankful i 2shot fed riven
>>165644832
Well the elephant in the room is don't do baron when the enemy jungler is up and not visible a lane away.
Take dragon when the enemy jungler shows top, or herald if your top is pushed in and their jungler shows bot. Just make the most of your time and be planning ahead of where you will be going after you finish what you are doing now. Communicate with your team about your cooldowns or what lane you would like to help.
Also don't be afraid to tell someone they are retarded, if that baron call wasn't yours you should have told whoever called for it no and just gone to a lane to push instead or something.
>>165644684
>>165644903
Huge sustain in lane, large threat potential, free escape.
Late game is where he may fall off, but he can hold a lane and not feed easily.
This prevents snowballing.
In team phase he's durable and his ult causes good damage.
IDK why his wr% is low.
>>165644962
Y-Yes master, teach me how to cum like a girl!!
how does this make you guys feel?
>>165644962
mmmmm don't. Not right here in front of all /lolg/
Fuck off there's no such thing as elo hell.
>Carrying this team hard as fuck
>team ; 17/20
>me ; 15/2
I finally manage to turn the game around from us getting slaughtered, but Fiora top is being a bitchy little cunt, despite me having said nothing all game to get anyone angry
>we take 2 inhibs
>ping elder
>all but Fiora follow
>we barely get Elder because Hec charges in, would've been fine if Fiora comes
>2 of us die
>they take 3 inhibs
>end game
>results screen
>-60 LP
Get fucked you stupid cunts, go kill yourselves if you think elo hell isn't a thing.
I'm not saying it isn't possible to climb, elo hell is still a thing though, it keep people who should not be in that elo, there, until they SLAVE their lives away climbing the ladder.
>>165645085
>>165645063
Rumia... I didn't know you were like this...
>>165645087
Post OP.GG
>get troll support
>rito punishes me for leaving
lmao
>>165645124
jesus fuck those are not me
>>165645127
That'll be 10$.
>>165645062
because all those things are wrong and he does no damage and needs 3 items to get started and is only really relevant in team fights
all of those things are bad right now
mainly just that he does like no damage the rest is okish
>>165645159
Rumia you should add me, We can talk dirty and you can be my buttslut. I won't tell anyone.;)
this thread is full of faggots and bronze players
>>165645159
Suuure. You don't have to pretend anymore, it's ok.
>>165645225
Hey man, I'll have you know I'm Silver!
>>165645223
quick tell me your name so I can add you and this thread can die and no one will know
>>165645225
both are subhuman
>>165645273
Whats your name ;)
>>165645193
Okay, but he does more damage than most laners early, sustains easily and has the pool escape which is a great escape.
He doesn't need three items to get started.
He's extremely good.
I am pretty sure if the vlad player was any typical top it would have been a flooring stomp, but vlad is pretty good at maintaining lane, so it was just 0/4 instead of much worse.
Guys, did you know?
before reddit this game was called (LE)AGUE OF (LE)GENDS
>>165645305wolfling
the worst thing about this game is the players
>>165645225
>this game is full of faggots and bronze players
ftfy
>>165645423
just like the worst thing about life is humans
>>165645375
I called it Leg because its a surprise most of the players can even walk
>>165645075I'm getting duo queue boosted myself , feels so good going into game knowing you are going to win with ease
>>165645372
yeah he really does need 3 items though his power spike is rylai SV 40% cdr before that he doesn't offer much
which one of these heroes does vlad do more damage then earlygp
>>165645375
I love it when games reference their title in game or lore
Like with League of Legends, it's shortened to LOL, which is a common phrase to express laughter
>>165645665
Damage:
Pre 6
Poppy, Fiora, Yasuo, Mao, Irelia
Post 6
Poppy, GP, Mao, (Yasuo if you can dodge his shit), Renekton
Sustain: Beats everyone here besides arguably Mao + GP
-Fiora if you fuck up fighting her and Darius is way less but he has decent sustain if he can beat you with spin
Tankiness
Riven, GP, Jayce,Fiora, Yasuo, Renekton, Irelia
You can argue he falls off late game as he offers no real cc and his abilities just help damage.
>>165645878
is this like a joke or something
>>165645929
Where am I wrong on this list?
Note that I'm only talking about champs in your picture. Not about other shit like Rumble, Illaoi, Voli etc.
>its a fiora presses Q in your direction and then moves away with her 50 % movement speed boost for a free trade and keeps doing that until she's 6 at which point she skillfully presses R on you and runs you down and dives you with 2 s cd dashes and permanent 50 % movement speed boost until you're dead and then outheals the turret shots and walks away
why is this character allowed again
>>165645929
What a ferociously witty reply... Curt yet stinging... You're just so damn cool Buukage...
>>165645997
>He doesn't just walk off the screen to get good vitals and then combo the bitch when she tries for it
F-Final promotion match
W-wish me luck senpai <3
>>165645992
like everywhere man wtf
there is a 0% chance vlad beats irelia or yasuo damage pre 6 and thats just the first line pls stop
>>165646565
Do you play top?
>>165646647
lets just post elos kid im too tired for this passive aggressive dance
>>165644640
what the fuck is going on in this image
I can't follow the anatomy at all
>>165645997
>get destroyer by a Fiora as GP
>queue again
>enemy first pick is Fiora
>whip out le angry croc
>"OK, no fucking around this time"
>fuck her shit up very hard
>make her go 0/3 before she leaves lane
>slap my big fat gangrenous cancer croc dick all over her turrert for that sweet first blood bonus
>Fiora is mid
>gets a double kill
>Fiora.exe has activated
>gets two items and starts to 1v4 my team
>gets another double kill
>mfw I'm at their inhib turret and I know I'm the next
>>165646541
youre fucked/10
>>165646693
It's bad rn, but here is mine.
Post yours.
>>165645075
How do you hide from your friends that you were boosted? any dickhead can look at your op.gg and see you played 50 games with some smurf.
>>165646769
>>165646693
Also, what does my elo have to do with the fact that irelia and yasuo have low (or high as you think) damage pre 6?
>>165646804
The trick is tonot have any friendsI have one person from here on my FL and he doesn't care. Since I do duo queue boosting and do play like a fucking animal it just look like I'm duo with a friend who is smurfing but all my stats look legit.
I'm only doing the boosting to fix my W/L ratio since this was my trolling account but is now my main since my other acct got perma banned.
Things the ADC says after Support claims a kill
>>165646897
>gg i am fucked support ks
>>165646897
/all Elise buy mejais
>>165646897
"thanks for the carry! :^)"
>>165646897
Nothing cause we're all full grown man and know that this might be his/her mistake and willing to forgive them for it.
>>165646897
great job one shotting that ADC
>>165646897
DO that again and I'm gonna int
>>165645075
How long does it take to get boosted that far?
How about S1 - Gold1/plat5?
>>165647002
you know this never happens unless there is undisturbed synergy between the two
>>165647006
>one shot adc as bard supp
ive seen some upset people
>decide hey why not some ARAM
>get fizz
>notice one guy immediately rerolls
>gets alistar
>tries trading with me but I decline
>tells everyone he's going to dodge because I wouldn't give him Fizz
>everyone says they don't care
>he gets pouty and decides he'll afk instead
>he walks around spawn for 10 minutes of the game chatting to us and telling the enemy team when to ult and shit
>then he notices we still don't give a shit and will just report him
>he starts inting and accidentally gets some assists and shit
>he then types in chat something to the extent of "lol I'm done with ARAM time to go to ranked and get out of gold"
>quickly look up his account on op dot gg
>he's fucking bronze V
>almost lose my sides from the laughter
I knew deep down he was bronze but the fact he tried lying was hilarious.
My friend is hardstuck B5. What can I do to help him? I'm not good myself (silver player) but he gets extremely tilted and I feel like the longer he spends in that elo the worse of a player he becomes.
>>165647192
>being so mad over a bronzie you waste your time to make a post about it on vg
>>165647229
Show him ICU or say him that he should grow up
>>165647229
Tell him to stop playing things he shouldnt play.
>>165647323
I can't make posts about shitters anymore? Is that you DarkSky?
>>165647229
give up. he's not even trying
>>165646854
>>165646769
>>165646693
>>165646647
>>165646565
>>165645992
>>165645929
>>165645878
>>165645665
>>165645372
>>165645193
>>165645062
>>165644903
Hello pls respond?
Aren't you the same guy that stole a bunch of money from /lolg/ for that tournament thing?
You also didn't post results until prompted a few times cus you kinda fed.
Hello?? Majin Buukage???
>>165631249
What the fuck did you just say you dirty Sion-picking piece of human garbage? Are you trying to imply with your tiny subhuman brainstem that your digusting excuse for a champ is even close to redeemable in normals?
You had best check yourself before you wreck yourself you disgusting cognizant afterbirth.
What explains elo fluctuations ?
I was steadily climbing in Silver, already seeing myself making it to Gold V and then I just started losing more and more and fell back to my previous elo. Only playing my main champ all along.
What are the variables?
>>165647350
I convinced him to only play Darius and Zac but he still only has like a 50% winrate on those champs this season and his mmr according to op.gg is bad even for B5. I think the problem is that he dies way too often but whenever I watch his games they're insane retarded clow fiestas with 70+ deaths on both teams so I'm not sure if its his fault or teams being unable to end so there are 12+ random teamfights at the end of games making everyone die a lot and if either team was competent at ending he would have less
>>165647340
that's irelia carries you right? I'll send him a link.
>>165647480
>reinhart players
>Playing my man Trynd top
>Yasou with 2 shitter premades on team
>they flame Jinx till she afks
>they all feed 1/8 minimum by 15 minutes
>I got 5/0 on some Singed trying to proxy badly
>still lose
Fuck guys, why do so many absolute retards play this game?
>>165647550
>playing tryn and singed at the same time
explain
>>165634078
Nami player dispensing the truth for the poor surface-dwellers
>>165647538
Helping the TEAM my dude!
>>165647590
Try reading again please. He got 5/0 off of the singed.
>>165647590
>explain
besides you being retarded?
Rito is one of the worst gaming companies that exist.
-"Oh, we lost your fucking account and you want it back?" Cool, are you the original owner?"
-"No, but I got the account when it was level 10 and have had it for several years with several hundred hours and games on it, even a name change, so I kinda want it back".
-"Too fucking bad lol".
>>165647229
easy, just follow these simple steps
>>165647647
>can't build old lw
tfw
>>165647229
Explain to him gently that no one is stuck in bronze 5 except players who are missing the majority of the fundamentals you learn on your track to level 30, or are crippled by their setup (low framerate, broken keyboard or something, etc)
Does he have correct T3 runes?
Is his champ pool solid?
Does he have correct masteries?
Does he know how to last hit?
Does he know when to get objectives? Does he know how to get objectives?
Does he understand that in all multiplayer games, he is the only consant (y'know outside of him duoing with others)?
Does he actively pursue reaching and destroying the enemy nexus, or does he just try to pad his stats and feed his ass off when he falls even slightly behind?
Does he know when to use summoners?
Can he take advantage of enemy CDs, both on summoners and abilities?
Does he understand trading in lane?
Etc, low char count
>>165647521
Tell him to play things that can carry well without being heavily team reliant. Someone that can easily impact the game without needing his team to follow up. Zac and Darius are pretty terrible for this. Although it's rare, bronze players may still attempt to kite darius. Zac needs a follow up to be effective.
>I think the problem is that he dies way too often
Ah. So he's taking too many risks, then. Learn him a thing or two about "Low/High percentage plays," the most basic way to tell somebody "win the fucking game, kills don't matter if you just use them to get more kills and not objectives"
>>165647639
do you have any proof that you're the original owner?
>>165647714
This helps a lot. Thank you.
>>165647480
>ImThem is a reinbro
>i main rein and lucio
ImThem has earned respect from me for being a team player
Just a shame he plays 2 shit games
this is what i get for locking in my first pick then going afk
game is doomed isn't it, I absolutely despise all of these picks apart from maybe the morde
>>165638889
>claim
>>165647792
What's wrong with Malz support?
>>165646897
Losing a 160 worth of gold wave to the tower while bitching in the chat appears to be a priority.
who /nasus/ here
>>165647703
at least you can build it into something now
>>165647871
Oh you are the malz. I have autism. Yeah if I saw that shit in champ select I would immediately dodge
Lulu is cute and adorable and i love her!
>its a troll support that steals cs, flames in chat non stop, and doesn't build sighstone episode
why is this still not reportable
>>165648131
Bard general?
bard general
>>165647521
Yeah icu is a good boy that describes everything in laning phase without any clickbaits
>>165647714
>>165647786
Another important thing that I didn't have enough characters to add a bullet point for:
Does he know how to reliably create and use a lead?
He should know that when he gets a lead in lane, it diminishes when he doesn't use it.
He should know that when he gets a lead top, he needs to use TP to gank bot and contest objectives, and to avoid using it to get back to lane.
He should know that when he gets a lead mid, he should look to shove and roam bot or top.
He should know that when he gets a lead bot, he should look to take tower as soon as possible then rotate mid while getting dragon when the opportunity presents itself.
He should know that when he gets a lead in the jungle, he needs to oppress the enemy jungle (if possible) and snowball winning lanes by helping kill/force away the enemy laner and securing tower/alternate objectives.
He should know that objectives>kills in all situations.
Make sure he knows not to pick "trap" characters, such as Lee/Vayne/Riven/Yas/etc.
Although flashy and "playmakers" and can hard carry in the hands of a skilled player, bronze players are not skilled players, no matter how deluded they are.
Have him watch plat to challenger level gameplay. Hell, even gold player gameplay.
Make sure he is using quick cast/quick cast with indicator.
Invigorate his champ pool with simple yet effective carries. Things like annie, ashe, but not limited to just /that/ basic obviously.
is LS our guy?
>>165648221
it tends to be lux and morg actually
>>165647943
>Playing stacky Nasus
Lulu is flawless and adorable!
>>165648221
Bards don't flame
>>165648279
nah, ls is a money hungry cunt.
>Nice 20% health you have there,It'd be shame if someone crit on it.
>>165648563
>die
>they die because of a trap
every time
Hey, /lolg/
Anyone have an account on OCE in low/mid silver?
I have some shitter friends that I want to play with, but if I play on one of my accounts we'll queue into Plats and it's not fun to watch them get shit on.
Does anyone want to receive [F R E E] LP by allowing me to play on their account?
>>165636010
Long-time support main here and the only thing that I figured I could do after laning was to be Singed and just be super gay in top lane and hope that my team pulls off a 4v4 while I'm tarding out with lane pressure
>>165648563
Sorry, did you say something?
Looks like getting kicked into a well is the least of your worries
How do I Kindred? I feel like even if I do good its way to easy to shut me down.
>>165648651
>wanting to play on OCE
what the fuck man
>>165648884
Build her tanky but with atk speed. your main damage source come from your mad stack of passive
>>165632986
Don't you mean with?
>>165634816
lolskill
its not so accurate anyway
>>165648915
>Being cursed to play on OCE
Imagine EUW silver, except we're in diamond.
>>165648651
Why not just make/buy a smurf you shitter?
>>165649207
>Make a smurf
Takes a million fucking years
>Buy
Because I'd rather pay for an account with LP than dollars.
>>165649207
because he's good enough to get FREE smurfs
>>165649376
put $10 of rp on it and you've got a deal; currently silver 3
SKAAAARL
WHERE YOU GIT TO
>>165649469
>Put $10 of RP on it
Pass, thanks for the offer though snuggims
>Support main
>Lane is Nami/Lucian
>Against Morg/Draven
>Luc gets snared level 2
>Go in on the draven
>We almost kill them but luc decides to attack the morg
>Give draven a double
>Luc says "ff and report this sup"
>Refuse to heal him rest of lane
>Spam laugh on his body when he dies
>He's tilted out of his mind and does nothing but flame
>Swear I am trolling
>Roam and help rest of team
>Team takes my side
>mfw I tilted the luc so hard he refused to group and just farmed the jungle
>mfw we still win
>mfw I say to report him for being toxic
Morning /lolg/ What are your in game goals today?
I wanna learn how to git gud at Eve Jungle because no one uses control wards lul and I wanna learn how to lane better in mid and top.
>>165648961
i have gone Bloodrazor->hurricane->BC->Botrk
It does a good damage, but still easy to fuck me up even with stormriders.
Also that hurricane always gives a bad taste in my mouth. It lest you do jungle clear fast but I feel like when dueling or trying to pick up the enemy it fails and PD would give me a bigger power. Maybe I should have swapped hurricane with it after I got botrk.
New to the game lads, my 1st runepage is ad and 2nd ap
What runes should I have in my 3rd? Full tank?
they should rework pantheon already
Something that never fails to make others flame
Shaco mains, you're up first
>>165646897
>pings me when I'm clearing the wave right at the tower, while he just respawned
>>165650056
Not before chogath and urgot. Pantheon is at least functional
>>165649737
>Can't handle a bad ADC
>Flames and gets toxic
>Wins anyway because the team carries him
You realize you're just as bad as he is, right?
>>165650179
the players are dysfunctional for sure
Lulu is cute! CUTE!
>>165650257
So are you but no one's coming over to your house telling you you need to be euthanized.
>>165650328
i dont touch pantheon anon
>>165646854
Sometimes I see images like this and I wonder if my parents jokes about aliens leaving me on their doorstep are really just that.
Humans are baffling.
post and rate
>>165650548
literally a vegetable
>>165650607
thats mean
>>165650548
>bard not number 1
kys my man
>>165650759
>>165650759
>>165650759
>Yi jungle on team
>120 cs by 20 mins
>0 ganks on any lane by 20 mins
>0 kills by 20 mins
>2 deaths by 20 mins
>team lose by 28 mins
>Yi has 30 extra cs
>>>850 games played
Literally how? This guy has like 80 yi games and he doesn't even know how to play League?
Serves me right for queing normals I guess
>>165650789
>50 posts too early
>>165650049
for your 3rd one just make a page for your main champ or role
>>165650824
Report him and stay.
>>165650824
>what is image limit
>>165650870
not reached yet
>>165650918
You think that's a reason to complain, when it's like 4 images early?
>>165650975
You made a shit thread regardless, learn from this and move on you fucking retard.
>>165651024
don't be so mean
real thread
>>165651087
>>165651087
>>165651087
actual real thread without butthurt
>>165650759
>>165650759
>>165650759
>>165651104
>>165650918
>>165650824
tfw lulu shitheads are posting images to prove a point
human scum
>>165651282
>makes a giant shitpost
>y-y-y-you're just butthurt
cmon now
>>165651284
just report his thread and use the other one
>>165651369
>>165651282
>human scum
>report
Please, hold your salt.