AGDQ (Awful Gamers Don't Quit) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Nobody Reads These Fund
Currently: Some shitty IWBTG clone
Next: Donkey Kong's Orgy Relay
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Old Thread: >>165478735
>>165500794
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
has gianna made another appearance?
how did this game get accepted
its garbage
>>165500942
She looks dead
>>165501090
Not today.
>protomagical"""girl"""
disgusting trannies
"""""""""girl""""""""""""
Bonesaw was banned but this game is allowed to be played
>girl
this isn't a speedrun
why would somebody knowingly give witwix or most streamers money?
>>165501781
SCREEEECH
>>165501781
Who has the bigger dick though?
Is this game supposed to look this pixely and garbage, you can't even read the text sometimes
>lost my mother to cancer 10 years ago
>everyone claps
>>165502210
That's gdq production value for you m8
>>165501781
>ANAL TRAINING KIT
guys get this
I'm thinking about donating and saying "Greetings from Germany" EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT FROM GERMANY
Why do these shitty games always use music from other games
>>165502591
That was Sage_v3, not Protomagical"girl" although I'm sure they're both qualified to give that kind of advice.
Holy shit I'll sound like a broken record but what the fuck is with every male speedrunner coming out as a tranny?
>>165503054
Because only someone severely mentally ill would play the same game over and over and over and over and over again and again alone in their bedroom without any contact with anyone
>>165503054
too cowardly for suicide
trannydom = spiritual suicide
>>165503054
Hey now.
Realizing your inner trans-self is completely natural!
What's the thing with Gianna?
>i promise i like anime guys
>>165503721
>same image in 2 threads
elin, simply elin
>There is an absolutely retarded amount of depth to the physics in the commonly used fangame engines. Even the controls aren't as simple as just having a jump and shoot buttons, you have a second jump button you use.
>>165501781
i think she's cute
fuck all you haters
>dkc trilogy relay
hoip monitor is off the charts
STOP
How many cliques are there at AGDQ? I imagine there's a fuckton and everyone just hangs out in their own special snowflake clubs made up of 5 people.
>>165504672
Should be bretty gud
>(((Anonymous donation)))
finally, the only worthwhile run of the entire marathon is here
>>165500942
>>165504554
"""""""she"""""""
>>165504549
Wash your face wtf
>>165503721
Is that our boy?
>>165504554
>she
>>165504024
>>165504024
get a 34 in x2 if you think that bitch
>Wapanese
lol
There are so many skilled and entertaining but less known speedrunners making their big event debut at this AGDQ! I've looked up the Twitch channels of at least 15 of these awesome runners so far and dropped them a follow so I can check out their great streams after the event! Whose channels have you checked out /vg/?
When will they kick this goddamned announcer off?
>>165504549
>People who don't shave
>People who don't work out
>People who don't get a haircut
>People who don't take care of their skin
Only in USA.
>>165504959
p. fuckin racist
>suzuri san
>>165505046
>hazuki sensei
>>165504853
>>165504820
E P I C
P
I
C
>>165505129
sauce
i will never be japanese . .
>>165504974
I followed this guy.I think I will unfollow him again because Rivals of Furry players creep me out.
>>165504691
Well that's how anything social as a whole is though. You have the large group that people are "into" but that aren't all that close groups, and then the small cliques within the group that are closer and where people truly show who they are. So yeah there probably is a lot of small cliques in AGDQ, just like there is anywhere else.
FOR REALZ
These japs mean business
>>165505012
Stay on facebook you fucking normalfag.
>There will never be an incident like the Stiv Siglemic one again'
or that girl cheating on her husband lmfao
>>165505313
>ywn speak japanese or get an actual waifu
>>165504638
>>165505313
anything funny gets beaten down into paste within a day now anyway
>>165504549
>fatleffen.jpg
>>165505387
>>165505448
Yes worship the short rice man, goy. Now donate to this awesome charity.
You have 10 seconds to post an actual attractive person who is a speedrunnerYou can't
I WIRR SHREEP
>>165505303
>Acting, looking and dressing normally is considered facebook-tier
Let me guess, your favorite clothes are a coat + cargo pants, all in black of course. You live with your parents and you're morbidly obese, as is tradition in burgerland. You never get a haircut because you have crippling anxiety and shit your pants when you talk to the person in charge of trying to make you look like a regular human bean. And you never work out because god knows why, literally no excuse.
>>165505616
>>165505616
Narcissa
>>165505616
>>165505616
>>165505616
>>165505735
kek
>>165505828
what the fuck is wrong with his body
>>165505828
"White, set the hounds loose and bring me a noose, Goose."
>>165505768
This translator is really good, he is quickly able to translate back into English that sounds natural.
>>165505828
based perfection
Why the fuck do they keep doing 30 minute interviews of complete nobodies who can't even speak English?
>>165505875
you leave our boi goose out of this
>>165505916
He's just making it up dude
>>165505579
what a legend
>>165505901
White, "ill fuck your girl then wrestle a moose" Goose
>>165506096
haha yeah I remember the last 500 times you posted this too
>>165505652
This is 4chan you caneroid.
Now fuck off to your normalfag zoo.,
>>165505616
Our boy peaches of course. Naturally none of you newfags even know who the fuck he is.
CHING CHONG PING PONG CHANG DONG
GO BACK TO CHINA FUCKING GOOK VIETNAM SHITS
>>165505916
He works for Nintendo's localization team.
>>165506096
Why did you film me?
https://clips.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/AlertCormorantHassaanChop
>>165506093
>that gif
Post the video with the gangster rapping pls
oh its real nigga hours i see
where's my paddle
UNPA UNPA URUSAIthis is a yuyushiki reference btw ;)
>>165505574
the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
does she always do this to get people to walk away?
>yuyu shiki
lol
>>165506226
is he the pedo? there's so many of them that I can't keep track
>>165506185
that is the second time i have ever posted it
get FUKT fagit
dkc is all right at least
>>165506226
>peaches
>blueglass
>blechy
It was a different time anon. Different time.
I didn't recognize either anime they said.
>>165506296
>>165506296
I wish I had it
FUCKING GRIND MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!
weebm of the banner-holding guy on the right plx
>>165506442
Good, it's moeblob shit.
>>165506442
fuck off casual
>>165506485
Uhh I wasn't paying attention to him but I guess I can whip one up in addition to some choice faces.
>>165506428
that person in the middle of the top row says they are not a tranny
::thinking emoji::
BASED JAMES CHEN
>>165506428
is that...
Is next run hype?
>>165506185
to be fair you could send that to a good 60% of the posts in these generals and not be wrong
>>165506296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
WHITE
G
O
O
S
E
REAL BIG NIGGA
>>165506442
yuyushiki and some other one. good taste
if anyone is at agdq please download grindr and give us the deets on who's speedgay
wtf is james chen doing here
>>165506567
his facial expression at the start was one of pure pain.
>>165506606
I don't get bored of the squid posts ever
>>165506598
Is that Jinny or Geoff? I can't tell anymore.
Did Gems Chen go out of commission for fgc events?
>>165506376
What was the other one they said?
>>165506581
>that bone structure
Would be really surprised if that's not an actual woman.
The two hambeasts on the right are far more androgynous Tbh
>>165506661
You're right. Working on it right now.
>>165506442
Hikaru no Go is a 90s series about the jap board game Go
Yuyushiki is a recent slice of life/comedy.
>>165506442
Its just sol yuri shit. Its actually really sad.
>>165506702
no idea
>>165506730
>Golden's job search
>>165506617
LOL
>>165506730
LEL
Do you guys want to save or kill the animals?
Is the next run hype,I mean is donkey a good run.
>>165506730
go1den should get this done more often
>>165506442
Hikaru no Go is really good, even better if you read it tbqh.
It doesn't surprise me you don't know it though, people never talk about good animu here.
>>165506942
Dkc is always good.
>>165506914
i want to see them play something fucking else is what
>>165506963
Why would people talk about good anime when talking about bad anime is even more entertaining?
>thought I could get comfy drunk with dk runs
>james "sniff my pain aaway" chen is assaulting my brain with his fucking voice
>>165507064
why did I click that
>>165507064
how in the fuck is an actual real person ever inclined to make a drawing like that?
what the hell
>>165507064
Furries are weird folk
>>165507221
some people are turned on by that and fap to it
>>165507049
Maybe it is more entertaining for some, but I don't think that's the reason they don't talk about them.
>>165507221
gotta make the most out that commission money, art of your fursona ain't cheap
Big banner hero, doing his best to forget that Mike is holding his family hostage and will kill them if he doesn't smile. Is he blinking in Morse code?
>>165507160
because you love me
>>165507221
i honestly have no idea. i just log into FA to check the 2 artists i think are ok and sometimes the front page has pure fucking gold waiting for me
is fucking james chen commentating?? how did this happen
fag with the shitty tattoos has now shown them off 5 times
>>165507345
>when da existential crisis hits
>>165507402
The guy to the right did a great disapproving head shake.
Shaking my head to be honest family member.
>>165507303
golden's never getting into showbiz is he
>>165507317
There's some filler after 45, but it doesn't end there. In fact, there's still content after the anime ends.
The anime isn't bad either, it had decent music and shit.
>>165507345
damn your quick
>tfw the best announcer took his last shift a day ago
>>165507221
you need to check out devianart
spikyvagina is such a fag
>it's a spike with a mic episode
will this upcoming race be a good speedrun? tell me anon, quick before i fall asleep
Is that Zoey Quinn in the back there
>>165507402
Kids will be kids
>>165507556
>it's a spike with a mic episode
>Sticking your mouth into the mic
This kills the sound guy.
Who are these two handsome dudes?
MY BOY ANUS
>>165507726
his head gets me every time
Leave Spike.
Spike, leave.
>>165507731
Slayer and Hikaru no Go.
>>165507345
>that disgusting skeleton arm
extremely spooky
Which speedrunner got the best feet?
this is fun and all but when is my lovely bean queen coming to grace us again
this guy spike is hype af lol
>Welcome to E Sports done moderately fast
>>165507545
He's been one of the more normal commentators so far.
>>165506730
What'd I miss?
>>165507832
kill yourself, fat lover
this is so autistic
speedrunning is not an esport
>>165507853
Nah he just really, really loves hearing himself talk
>>165505579
anyone else noticed how the guy in the right gets spooked by the guy behind him just from putting his jacket on?
>>165507853
>af
go back to /v/
>>165507903
It really isn't. These fools are over reaching.
>>165507903
GET HYYYYYYOIP
Rooting for the japanese player
>>165507764
>>165507903
well you've got an esports player on team kiddy
>>165508009
>not rooting for micheal cera
>>165508013
what's the point of a basket
>>165507962
no i am part of this general now too haha
>A fucking 2 hour race
who are welooking at, these 3-4way races are absolute garbage to watch
TEAM KIDDY BOYZ
>>165507801
He answered Yuyushiki, idiot.
>>165508087
it's 3 games chuckelhead
>2.5 hour race across multiple games with multiple different runners
Calling it now, the finish times for this "race" will be ten minutes apart.
>>165508087
the ninja gaiden relay was pretty sweet, but it was also done in under an hour
>>165508113
i'm looking at sleep
goodnight srg
are >we hype?
or will this be a letdown like kirby superstar ?
was that supposed to be a reference or did he just steal the game grumps joke
>>165508205
I don't give a fuck he should have answered Lucky Star.
>>165507916
Yes, it's called speaking.
Inst dkc 2 known to be fucking hard.
>>165508339
>kirby super star
>letdown
that was an amazingly comfy and enjoyable race
this screen layout is fucking terrible
>>165508321
night night
>>165508113
They are, but they also for some reason have the best speedgames and runners. They're just trying to make the best games ESPORTS
>>165508419
>good race
>comfy
pick one, coposter
What are the best runs so far?
This is such a shitty viewing experience
The screens are so small
>>165508406
do you flinch like a retard everytime you start talking?
>>165508521
no it was good
>>165508436
>>165508665
it would be fine if the thing in the center of the screen was 50% slimmer or if I was watching a on a 50 inch
would give wolfy the cummies
>>165508665
>screens are too small
How the hell do you expect to make them bigger?
>SWolf
melee just makes you good with games
hey can someone post some new drama my twitter followers are getting bored with me abusing random runners for being furry or trans
>>165508812
weeabs are creepy
>>165508803
The thing in the center is almost the size of two of the screens
What were they thinking
>>165508836
>silentwolf
What gender is the donation reader?
>>165508823
by having only one person/team playing
>>165508812
: O
did that announcer just assume le bee's gender
>called the queen bee a he
BANNED
>>165509058
it's fucking james chen jesus christ how badly are some of you fags jonesing for drama
>Misgendering Queen B
BANNED
the three screens should be next to each other with that giant middle portion shrunken on the bottom of the stream. Also cut the size of that giant ad box
I hate these races. The screens are so small it's difficult to actually follow the game.
the commentator misgendered the boss, will he be banned from next years AGDQ now?
>>165508995
It doesn't take space from the screens. The two leftmost screens are already maximum height. You can't make them bigger without stretching some dimension.
>>165509140
but this isn't fight games
>>165508995
gotta make sure we can see the ad
#NOTALLBIRDS
>>165509225
you could remove the bottom-bar and relocate that shill-shit into the middle of the screen. that would take some effort though.
Yeah let's stretch the screen horizontally that'll work
Hey guys I've just received $125,000 USD Dollars what should I spend it on?
>$500
(((anonymous)))
>>165509369
more shit in marvel heroes
((((((((((((ANONYMOUS))))))))))))))) DONATIONS
really questioning how good these guys are when they don't even get the kong letters
Fuck off Chen, this isn't e-sports
Almost surprised they didn't drag Ultradavid into this too so they could suck each others dicks as always.
>>165509369
MDMA
Probably last webm for a while unless something strange or spectacular happens during the DKC relay.
>kay bee pee ess
>5 kaybeepeeess
>>165509320
#BirdLivesMatter
((((anoymous)))) donations
>>165509369
>Amazing charity event going on right now for a charity that kicks cancer's butt
>what should i give my $125,000 to guise?!
*bird laughs*
bring edobeanandcheese burrito back
this announcer isn't a good hypeguy
>>165509369
Get your supermono treated, Mike
They could make the screens bigger if they rotated them all 90°
>>165509602
>implying cancer has a butt
>american "education´´
sigh..
>>165509681
>edo will never bean your cheese burrito
>>165509791
>Not knowing about ass cancer
>britbong "teachy-time"
>>165509990
my grandma made some bomb-ass burritos
he died of colon cancer last year.
>>165509791
>greetings from Germany
>american
Abbo detected
>start running nintendo games
>audience fills up
>150,000+ viewers
:thinking:
>>165509602
>Sub-par Charity event going on right now to line Mike Uyama's pockets while he pretends to be a good person.
>>165510078
First time donating?
>>165510148
videogames from glorious nihon are more popular than uninspired western trash?
what a surprise
>>165510078
>grandma
>he
>>165510078
>>165500942
It's posted every thread; but, I still don't know. Is this a girl or a girl (male)?
>choking so hard your team is already finished
just power off the console
>>165510078
first time watching?
>see I give dollars do the same :))))))
fuck off
>>165510285
third time donating
>>165510263
female (female)
team dixie is DONE
>>165510309
>2 hours to raise $109,000
>get your donations in guys
Get ready for it. It's not going to stop.
>not trying to do a trick because it's too hard
nice let's play marathon
>>165510263
misskaddykins is a real girl!
>>165510148
Playstation block had same number of viewers.
>>165510240
did you just assume his grandma's gender?
SUB PIXELS
Audience was a ghost town
>>165510374
>>165510436
Spooky.
>>165510515
FRAME PERFECT
>>165510309
You just know SchlomoVegeta is lying too
>Yeah I said I'd give $10 per jump roll, match me!
Later
>So yeah, hold on gotta get my money it was $5 per jump roll right?
>Alright here's $10 for the 10 jump rolls, good event goy
>that silentwolf choke
team kiddy is DONE
This is actually good
>>165510697
donating your own money isn't hype!
is spike on the gdq paid staff list?
>>165510792
All oldbois get a slice of the pie
>>165510148
More like
>start running European games
>>165510792
I think he Does It For Free.
silent wolf? more like SILENT CHOKE
mfw eazinn
>Swolf
>>165510792
I heard he gets paid almost as much as an experienced 4chan janitor
>>165510792
Paid for interviews
Reading is volunteer
Just got on. Who is the main commentator? Fucking annoying
>mfw silentwolf chokes
>>165510227
DKC is a britbong game.
>>165510973
Everyone
>>165510792
If you suck Twitch dick hard enough, they boost your viewer count for free. Trust me, I know from experience.
>>165510976
Why were they more excited about 34:13 than the actual better time?
Can't believe Silent Wolf won't even be on the SRIOM rankings this year :/
Fuckin took the kanis, bro.
>The choke artist known as silentwolf
Is there any moment in particular they decide to switch games?
reminder
>>165511324
Oh, thanks Ms Fireguts, someone new to follow.
YO you YO should YO donate YO money YO just YO like me YO
I swear YOOOO
I'm not getting any YOOO back
YOOOO I'm not mike YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is that fucking pie commentating?
It sounds like it by the HOIPE but I havent heard a streambig drop.
the fact that this female (male) meme is a thing is worrisome
>>165511324
thanks for the headsup! i just followed, subscribed, and donated to eazinn!
#MakeSpeedrunningGREATAgain
NICE PRODUCTION VLAUE
>>165511324
Now I know who to give my next Prime sub.
Why did the middle guy take off the headset? Does he not like sound?
I have this game on the snes, its hard as fuck.
>>165511767
it itches his smooth dome
>>165511507
Why would Pie commentate a DKC trilogy race?
I swear half of you don't even use your brains and throw a dart at a wall of memes to write your next post.
>interesting strategies
never seen this DKC, the artstyle seems all over the place. is it good?
>>165511854
it may be difficult if you're a little 21st century babby coddled by cawaduty
>>165511869
Thats exactly what I do.
>>165512031
dkc2 is the best of the trilogy imo
>race
>runner is in the lead
>-I-ITS NOT OVER GUYS HE C-C-COULD LOSE THE LEAD AT ANY POINT THIS IS STILL A CLOSE RACE
>they keep the lead for the entire race
>>165512031
The best out of the 3 for casual play
>>165512031
I've always thought the models looked like hot garbage so I always avoided it.
>>165512031
it's mostly regarded as the best donkey kong game ever
carried by great music and atmosphere
team kiddy, more like, team shitty
>>165512152
90% of GDQ races
>>165512121
>>165512168
sounds good, might pick it up sometime
>>165512178
looks pretty plastic to me, the first one seems to be more organic and natural. might just be that I'm not used to its look.
team dixie, more like, team dick sea
>>165512107
Post wall, I'd like to compare setups.
>>165512376
Got something on your lip love
>>165512445
That jap
>why I come here
>everybody smell
>fat pig very annoying poyo hurt my ear
>afro never shut up
>I wish I were in japan in comfortable silence
>thelegend27
>greetings from germany
>let's kick cancer's butt
dude memes lmao
CHOO CHOO
>>165512376
>short hair
>lip ring
problem glasses
damaged goods
>>165512550
>I wish I were in japan in comfortable silence
Ah yes, the Neet life.
>>165512376
hes kinda cute
>>165512550
>everything smells like milk
>Frodo-kun threw away our lead
>waterfall of greasy american hair is obscuring the view of the TV
Guys... My Pappy caught me watching AGDQ... How do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?
What happenend to AdamAK? it's been years since i saw something from him
>>165512785
>AdamAK
Goes by MadamAK now
>>165512785
He transistioned
>>165512775
Kys
>>165512785
Dad died, fell into depression and stopped streaming
>>165505708
>>165512930
me except my dad didnt die and i never streamed in the first place
>enter stage
>so this is probably one of the hardest
>next stage
>so this is one of the hardest
>next stage
>so this may be one of the hardest
This race would be better if the screen sizes were bigger. But idk how you would go by doing it with this fucking set up they got going on.
>>165513138
they're praying t.diddy will make a mistake soon
What happened to Skeleton Bill?
>>165513324
Goes by Skeleton Belinda now
>>165513203
but the sponsors????
>>165513324
Goes by Skeleton Jill now
>>165513381
I thought it was Belle?
>>165513361
>>165513381
>motherfucker has 10k hours in DKC games
>still fucks up
>the city of v0oid
that small death was like the first mistake of anyone this run, these players have been insane so far
>>165513324
spends all his time whining about how shit everything is and spamming politics on twitter I wish he's stop desu it's not healthy
Whatever happened to cyghfer?
>>165512743
>>165512550
>i bet i could start a sumo league over here
>>165513620
Goes by CygfHer now
>>165513620
He's there.
>>165512610
i'd unironically damage her goods if you know what i mean
the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
"There is just as much skill in turbo as there is in non turbo"
Welp so much for a comfy FFIX stream :/
>>165513709
>damage her goods
>her
she'll be the one doing dealing the damage, pal.
Whatever happened to twig?
NICE FUCKING BARREL THROW YOU DUMB CUNT
>>165513853
Goes by twink now
>in last
>fuck up the ONE trick that costs 40 seconds if you mess it up
ffs kiddy
Imagine being V0oid.
Imagine knowing you blew the run for your whole team.
not everyone is a tranny
>>165513801
i don't blame frownee for switching
his hands were probably getting fucked from mashing so much considering the way he was streaming
What happened to Blueglass?
it's more fun when serg just sticks to narci desu
>>165514138
banned
>>165514040
Just for that, Goose is next.
>>165514138
transitioning into a dolphin
does the winning team win... anything?
sometimes life seems impossible
like that one level
with the thorns and shiiiit
>>165514175
yeah, the race
>>165514138
He's just "busy" with "work". That's what Mike Uyama said and there's no reason to believe otherwise. It's a shame he's so busy but I didn't ban him you fuckers
>>165514175
yeah
my dick in their mouths
>>165513801
>FFIX
final fantasy 9?
>>165514170
>>165514258
i thought he lived on autism bennies with him mom
>>165514138
He's soft-banned. Might get to come back if he pretends he isn't banned and is just "busy" for a few events.
>>165514215
hit a muthuh fuckin bumblebee ova the head
>>165514006
>>165514006
wow that looks like a dudes face haha
When you play SNES games do you name your save files after your wife /srg/?
>>165514685
i name them after myPOYO
>>165514685
Yes.
>tfw no rareware made 2d zelda
>>165514685
no I name them faggot so everytime the game calls me by [name] it swears at me
>Wanting to hit a million by tonight
REV UP THOSE (((ANONYMOUS))) DONATIONS BOYS
>>165514138
Being waterboarded in Mike Uyama's basement
>>165511324
Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
>>165515068
oh yikes =/
what happened to UltraJMan?
>>165515135
too fuckin easy come on
>all the way from japan to drag behind 5 minutes in a relay race
>>165515135
He goes by UltraJWoman now
>>165515154
>>165515135
Got bored with speedrunning
>>165515135
His mama slapped his autistic ass out of the house for getting that heffer preggers.
>>165515154
Come on man, everyone knows Juden are the biggest snitches. White people are just a close second.
>>165515179
spike knows what's really up
>>165515179
>That dejected look on Spikes face
>I wish I could run a game this marathon....
>>165515135
Got a nice salaried job, started a family and moved on from playing childrens' video games quickly.
shit announcer bringing the entire run down trashing the game
>>165515179
>The spiders are on the floor this year
>>165515179
>these people aren't donating enough
>my feet hurts
>I wish I was home playing kingdom hearts
>>165515154
Because non-white people are the biggest criminals
what happened to caveman?
>>165515179
>had to give my chair up to a "beautiful woman"
>forced to sit on the ground
>are video games just not fun anymore?
>is it me?
>am I the problem?
>is that a spider on the floor?
>>165515471
This.
Someone has clearly never lived around niggers.
>>165515543
What
the fuck
do you think?
>>165515543
glorious leader of the playstation nation
>>165515471
Meanwhile bankers own the country, stock brokers insider trade, and pharmaceutical prescribe you shit you don't need all to fatten their wallets.
>>165515582
Tfw home invasions are still a regular thing around nignogs.
I really hate dindus tbqh
>>165515639
Wonder who could be behind all this...
>>165515543
he's watching wrestling
Hey anon, wanna play a video game?!
>>165515639
Yeah, non whites are innocent
What happened to Lee?
>>165515765
Nah but Ill fuck you. Otherwise leave.
>>165515765
why are her nips so high?
>>165515880
Lol don't be silly anon. I told you I don't think of you that way
>>165515727
Who, indeed.
>>165515915
push up bra
>>165515940
Ok bye
>still need 100k to reach 1 mil.
LMAO SPIKE BTFO!
i'm at the club, is the current really that boring that you guys are talking about "the jews"
>>165515984
How does a bra change where on the breast a nipple is placed?
>>165515858
too pure for speedrunning
>>165516086
Its a pretty important subject actually.
>>165516086
It PUSHES them up
>>165515765
Here's your controller~
Well, they need to raise $100k in the next 20 minutes.
How many "mysterious" donations will push them over the top?
>Can we raise 100,000 dollars in the next hour?
I DONT KNOW ASK THOSE ((((ANONYMOUS)))) DONATIONS
Someone remind me what the most amount AGDQ has ever raised.
>>165516226
before or after Mike's fees?
>>165515179
guy to the right of beard man looks depressed
good old serg, can write paragraphs on why the jews are controlling society, doesn't understand push up bras
>>165516086
Do you know how push up bras work?
Essentially there's padding in the bottom of the cup that raises the breasts giving the illusion of a fuller bust
What happens if they don't reach $1million in the next 60 minutes?
>>165516265
>cant discern shitposting from actual discussion
Its alright dood marathons almost over.
>>165516265
Do I win her nudes?
>>165516329
They'll still all scream the word hype.
>>165516351
>marathons almost over
Good, we need to get back to talking about Cosmo
Why doesn't Mike donate a portion of his fees to charity?
>>165516329
Marathon cancelled. All donations diverted to Mike Uyama's personal account.
>>165516329
Mike loses a free year of vacation
So donate!
>>165516435
Stop deadnaming Narci
>>165516329
>gather all the women at the marathon
>for each $1000 donated, they remove one item of clothing
>>165516435
can we not deadname so close to the end thanks
>spike shilling his shitty community
>>165516435
Cultural Marxism in general. But youre not wrong.
>>165516472
But if he loses that vacation it'll put him one step closer to losing his fight with supermono! Help him win guys, he's closing in on 4 years!
>>165516445
umm Mike NEEDS that money for his medical bills.
>>165516329
Mike tests his new nerve gas at the event
>>165516565
What's wrong with him? I googled supermono but nothing came up
>>165516547
croni please it's just narci and you know it
Fire Emblem AGAIN?
I have cancer. Please clap.
guys i had sex now im growing a beard wtf is happening to me
>>165516640
Yes it's an extremely rare mutation of mono and it lasts for years! Doctors know nothing about and there is no cure or treatment other than getting as many nutrients as possible.
>>165516740
the hormones don't stop your beard growth silly
>>165516810
How good is your reading?
>>165508087
>tune in randomly to race
>no idea who is ahead
>turn off stream
>>165516870
Music note shows you who's in the lead
>>165516810
wait i get hormones if my dig goes in her vaj
>DON'T CLAP!! DONT MAKE ANY SOUND
>HE GETS IT WOW SUPREME CLAPCLPACLPACLPACLAPCLPALCP HE TRAINED VERY HARD FOR IT
Did they put the 3 best runners on the same team?
>>165516938
HELL YEAH
>>165517059
are you retarded?
>>165517061
can't believe you aren't restreaming on kamitube
>got his work cut out for him if hes gonna catch team diddy
stop pretending this race isn't over faggot
>>165516574
honestly, would anything be worth saving?
>very SUPER hard trick guys you have to be inCREDibly preCISE
>everyone gets it in 1 or 2 tries
>tfw Suzuri-san never had a chance
>>165517061
yep, but it's the team that's losing
>>165517238
They practice it probably more than any other trick.
And we have an anonymous SEVENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION that reads "Love this marathon!"
>>165517238
>going for a trick you have no chance of getting
?
>>165517213
>really hard trick coming up, expecting chokes
>"If Team Diddy gets this trick, they'll just win!"
>they actually just get it almost immediately
>"Uh- w-well, uhhh, anything could happen! Close race!"
lol, he fucked up.
>>165516315
why is that legal?
>>165517392
>W just got this THREE THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION from Anonymous that says "let's kick cancer's butt!"
>>165517442
female priveledge.
If you are seriously asking that then literally everything you know is the opposite.
>>165517442
Agreed. It's pure misrepresentation,
Men should also be forced to wear transparent cod pieces so everyone knows how well endowed they are too
>>165517442
Because false advertising isn't an indictable offense when you're talking about looking more appealing.
>>165515068
ohhhh yikes =/
>We got a $250 donation from Anonymous that just says "If you don't match this donation your mom will develop cancer in her sleep tonight"
>>165517560
But what if I'm a grower instead of a shower?
False equivalence. Debunked.
>>165516329
dont they have all day tomorrow?
>>165517659
thats a myth small dick bois tell themselves
GUYS, TEAM DIDDY HAS AN INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD BUT ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN WITH THESE OTHER TRICKS THAT ARE NOT REALLY ANY HARDER THAN ANY OF THE TRICKS THEY'VE ALREADY DONE
>>165517659
>and then he said "I'm a grower"
>>165517724
>SEETHING
>>165517659
All dicks grow when hard, even the big ones.
>>165515068
I don't know who this outragemonger is
>>165517627
>we just got this 300 dollar donation from Anonymous that reads "my mom died last AGDQ because I didn't donate, don't make the same mistake as me. Also kill the animals"
>>165517784
>>165517789
>>165517718
N-no, mine's special.
I always check other guys dicks at the gym. If they're smaller than me I pity them, if they're bigger than me I wanna suck them
>Suzuri took a death
It's officially ogre. I feel sorry for the dude. Came from Japan just to get assfucked by his teammates. At least he had good other runs.
never forget
>>165517975
let's see it then thimbledick
>>165518114
i hope they submit that art as prizes for sgdq
This is still anyone's race, right guys?
>>165518106
what else did he run at this marathon?
>>165517061
naww, guy running in last place right now though has had the best DKC3 run of the 3 but the DK1 and 2 runners each choked it up in a few spots
*whispers into mic*
The people who were in the lead for two-thirds of the race won!
>>165518114
is that a guy
>>165518416
No, it's a """""girl"""""
>dying
lol
check your privilege at the door
Shamefur dispray
JUST
>>165518363
He did a couple Kirby games
>>165518416
it's a woman (man)
based oldbois
Can somebody who is at the event take the wakizashi out of suzuri's coat while he's busy playing we don't want anyone committing seppuku over this
No! Mitsubishi!
>>165518585
wonderfur
>>165517718
>2.5 to 3.5 inches flaccid depending on the weather
>6 inches when erect
Thank god these overrated fucking platformer races are done for the day
God fuck these things
fuck the animals
>>165518682
>they're all actually worried and rooting for him
fags lmao
>>165518658
>Power Up guy: I'll have to ask you to put your fire out. It is, of course, full of fun.
>>165518723
6inches is small, d00d
>>165518723
6 is small on the internet where everyone has 8inchers with 6 inch girth
>>165518781
oldbois can't be punished silly
I want to hold suzuki's hand and tell him everything'll be okay
>big cheer
"Okay, a round of applause for our runners please"
>slightly smaller cheer
is this autism?
>Nintendo game finished
>room clears out
The hotel must sink a few inches more into the ground during every event with the amount of fatties attending.
>>165518771
>>165518682
well he was going for a harder/faster strat
>>165518787
>above average is small
>He's unironically isn't at least 8x6, 6'3 220lb 10%bf
heh... stay small kiddos
>>165518823
If that's true then why did they kil- I mean, make it so Blueglass was busy with work all the time?
can't wait for OUR BOY kosmicd12 handlin up on some super mario 3d land bidness
>>165518908
too twink
>>165518856
I wonder how devastated all the Nintendo fanbois there were with the Switch and PAID ONLINE (among other things).
>>165501416
she is unleashing some serious farts on that seat. I'd sniff it.
>>165518787
>>165518802
I take relief in the fact that I'm in fair standing with it and it could be worse
You aren't putting me down today
>>165518980
Go on reddit and you'll see they're all trying to justify it.
As a long time Nintendrone (white WiiU to prove it) at this point I'd prefer it if they focused on making software. I'm sick of gimmicky underpowered consoles.
grand theft auto vice city how long does this take?
>>165518908
>6'3
m8 even my wife's daughter's child is larger than that
>>165518995
does she got a name yet?
>>165519082
Gianna Michaels
>>165519081Shore
>>165519191
I thought she was mini Bianca Beauchamp.
>>165519043
Inner peace and self-acceptance are more valuable than an incredible dong.
>>165501090
>>165501416
>not the one with her playing with her titties
weak desu
>>165519275
>the one with her playing with her titties
>one
>>165519275
>not having them all saved already
>>165519191
Did she find a time machine or a lifetime of facials have delayed effect?
If it really were Gianna we would hear her laugh.
>>165519275
>>165519367
what does she smell like
>>165519416
cum
>>165519416
Exhibitionism and shamelessness.
Is Mike Uyama really an asshole?
>>165519516
Huge
>>165519516
no, he's a saint compared to the people running this shit now
>>165519516
>>165519516
Once you get to know him, I'm actually a pretty cool guy.
>>165519516
>>165519596
>one of our beloved community members essentia
>>165519516
Maybe not.
>>165519616
Did anyone ever punch his shit?
This is the most clapping I have heard since the beginning of 2016. wtf i hate clapping now
>>165519416
chanel number 5 and marlboros
>>165519989
REMINDER
SPEEDRUNNERS
SMELL
CHAIRS
http://chairsniff.me/
damn that girl in the middle is thick
who's the guy on the left of the couch?
>>165520056
wow that horse become a thin greasy smear on the ground fucking fast
>>165520113
That's what happens when attention whoring clowns regurgitate shit all over their twitter for 3 days.
>>165520059
>girl
Also if you guys don't remember those two trannies, think back to the godawful Pikmin run from SGDQ last year.
So he's starting missions and stopping missions to start the stop of the mission starting so it stops.
Right?
Nobody will surpass Adam's VC run at GDQ.
>>165520281
>think back to the godawful Pikmin run from SGDQ last year.
Fuck you for reminding me of that run.
this isnt adam ak
This nigger doesn't breathe
>>165520281
>the godawful Pikmin run from SGDQ last year.
just when I though I've forgotten
That black guy on the couch is HarpoonCannon and he's so based
The two girls on the left are pretty cute
what is ACE?
>one hour of this garbage
these runners seem pretty chill, like the chatter
>everyone on the couch talking at least a little
these guys are alright
>>165520375
>>165520498
what happened during the pikmin run?
>>165520671
nice misgendering, shitlord
>>165520729
It's not Adam but it's good
>>165520729
the people were trans (and shit)
Has this guy taken a single breath yet?
>>165520729
you don't want to know
I don't like kz_frew, he's too slick, there's something off about him
This is an awesome run
Are they really trannies or just very ugly women?
gunning down the guy running away during a cutscene is hilarious
bretty good run tho i wish hed talk a little less
>>165521112
Aren't they basically the same thing?
>>165521112
what's the difference?
>>165521054
Yeah. He talks a lot but you can tell it's not from nerves. Most of all he's just fast.
>>165521112
God damn, who cares. Just ignore them and watch the run
>punches the door off and pushes the car with his body
god that's funny
>>165521042
>he's too slick
If it wasn't vice city I might agree with you. Slick is good.
>>165520729
>trans runner and couch commentator
>boring game and commentary
>awful execution, tranny low on the leaderboards
>overestimate
It was only saved by the dope Trauma Center run that followed it.
>>165506226
Peaches is based.
>>165521042
he reminds me of duke
>the guy gets back in as a passenger
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>this glitch
AHAHAHAHAH
>>165506226
good commentary
>>165519616
Stalker would be a really interesting run though.
>plushies are banned, they're too distracting
>trannies are fine
get your priorities in order, mono man
>>165521112
trannies
Is this the unexpected best run of the GDQ? Seems that way. These glitches are fucking amazing.
>>165521348
Why are you so distracted by them
This game is so polished after all those years holy shit
Member when Adam did the cone thing to get money to buy properties
>>165521387
Wait, since when does 4chan have an lgbt board?
>>165521380
It's way too soon to call it the best of anything, but it's got some potential.
>>165521347
stalker would be terrible because of the armor clip tho
>>165521443
My favorite thing about it is that the glitches they exploit make it fucking hilarious.
>>165521446
since some years now
>>165521446
/v/ is one of the oldest 4chan boards
>>165521446
it's not an lgbt board, it's a t board
>>165521446
>Wait, since when does 4chan have an lgbt board?
>interesting game trivia
based
>>165521508
I'm really enjoying this
>>165521549
>>165521560
>>165521569
Well...
...Shit.
Somehow I've NEVER seen it linked to or noticed it in the last decade.
>Ray Li-otter
How does one speedrun a Grand Theft Auto game and not religiously watch Goodfellas?
>>165521578
Yeah this guys commentary is very nice
>>165521569
>>165521569
I want gachi to pound my bp while I speedrun.
getting witwix vibes off this guy desu
bubbles must be FURIOUS
Wow, holy shit, this run is unexpectedly enjoyable.
>>165521634
well its vice city so I guess hes more scarface
>>165521634
>>How does one speedrun a Grand Theft Auto game and not religiously watch Goodfellas?
Very carefully.
>>165521441
>why is a freak that pretends to be the opposite gender distracting?
kz_frew is comfy af
>>165521276
It's the plaid shirt and stupid haircut
>establish dominance
this guys hilarious
>Only run I actually want to see
>Internet starts acting like crap and it keeps loading even in low
Fuck it
>>165521807
Put a sticky note on your monitor or something if you're that triggered. I'm tired of seeing you faggots crying in these threads though, so either put your big girl panties on or fuck off, nigger.
>>165521730
Vice city is always a good run
>$50,000 for another SMB run
Wow what a deal!
>>165521859
exactly
srg bois should corrupt him into a memelord to replace duke since he's so old and busted
>50k target for an incentive
GEE
>>165521912
Nah. Stay triggered tranny.
Based HarpoonCannon
these guys have better chemistry than any of the other autismos at the event
>>165522029
>triggered about trannys
>everyone who isnt must be a tranny
you seem really interested in trannys anon, have you considered transitioning or visiting thailand?
just watch the run you fucking mong
do tanks really have doors like that?
>JUST TAKES THE TANK
LMAO
>>165522029
No u
>>165522096
Why don't you watch the run instead of getting triggered and responding to 4chan posts?
>>165522125
Some do, they generally have a little hatch below the gunner's station or right beside the main turret.
The turret is different from the main body of the tank, they're modular and they can have machine gun, mortar, radio antenna and other cool stuff
I still miss him
remember the run from SGDQ that was supposed to be a pacifist run but he screwed it up a million times?
>>165518658
Holy shit Lee got fat as FUCK
>>165522198
Why don't you?
>>165522209
Such a passionate speaker
>>165522209
he looks like ferris bueller
>>165522198
I am watching the run. is responding to a post = getting triggered now? maybe its time to stop posting friendo
>>165522343
Enjoying a run is against srg rules
this guys is DEFINITELY jewish
>>165522343
>>165522343
>how dare people enjoy a speedrun at a speedrunning event in a thread discussing that speedrunning event
reeeeeee
>>165522343
all me
>>165522343
Yeah how DARE we express enthusiasm and interest for this run at this hobbyist event we're all congregated for
Everyone get back to complaining about trannies and other irrelevant nonsense on the internetfuck you you big ugly baby
>>165522408
samefagging for the shitty streamer you've unfortunately subbed to is.
>>165522343
here's your (You)
>great runner
>great commentary
>great game
>cool/funny glitches
>trannies on couch
This is easily one of the best runs so far
>(((Anonymous donation)))
>runs through the wall up the invisible stairs and swiss cheeses the guy
hahahahaha
GTA runs are always good
>>165522428
me2
>>165522485
>people posting similar comments is samefagging
>>165522485
I love this run! This runner is fantastic!
>>165522428
this was me too
lmao easiest bait of my life
>>165522520
Why'd you only give me one (You) when I gave you over a dozen?
>>165522609
*sniff*
>Clip
>calling magazines clips
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165522593
Not till Bubbles' run silly!
>>165522660
>>165522661
0/10 run
>>165520056
what does chair sniffer run? what does the girl run?
nothing
Did someone say code monkey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA
Best run all day tbqh
>>165522617
you didn't, faggo
>>165522787
I miss 2004.
>go to bed
>wake up in the morning
>not dead
>be disappointed
>>165522839
>>165522895
yeah i hate it when i wake up and i'm dead
I just looked up the upcoming undertale runner and holy shit is he cute. Looking forward to his run
>>165522830
Why do retards think that proves anything? Anyone autistic enough to samefag wouldn't hesitate to edit the page.
>>165522895
I know how you feel, family.
>>165522939
>>165522962
Pics pls
>>165522980
clearly my oldfag is showing because when i edited it just now i did it in mspaint
>>165522980
look at the pixels you dip
ive seen a lot of shoops in my day
>>165523046
he should shave though
Best run of the event
Damn, this guys heli pilot skills are pretty impressive
>>165522962
he's adorable, and he's explaining the tricks in his WR run during the actual run and does a very good job, in addition to the fact that Undertale is a broken as fuck and cool as fuck run
I'm legitimately excited for it
>the sick heli landings
>>165523143
Better than Adam's.
why is it always the japanese version that has weird glitches
>>165523121
is that skeletonbill?
>>165523215
tgh
>>165523162
can you tell me about the tricks? cause up until now everyones been saying you just scroll through text boxes really fast
>>165523113
Well memed but you don't even have to shoop. You can just change it through the inspect element interface.
>>165523203
Usually it's because the Japanese version is the 1.00 version, that is, it doesn't have the grace period between release and localization that overseas ones do to find and patch bugs. In this case, though, are bugs the reason they're playing in Japanese?
>>165523276
Autism
?
>>165523306
Yea, the bug only works in japanese. Which makes no sense since Rockstar is a bong company
>>165523276
fair enough, but fuck you because it is actually a good run and it's not just one guy samefagging to say that
>>165523398
...Huh, that IS interesting.
>>165522485
wtf it's not the same person you autist ppl generally like this run
>>165523254
I don't run it, so I'm going solely off of how he described it and the little bit I've read
On Linux version, you can mash both text buttons for M A X I M U M S P E E D
There's an item called the punch card that lets you skip cutscenes and text bosses, which means you can just walk through entire boss fights
It also allows you to wrong warp when entering a new room, where it takes you to the room origin or some shit like that
It does this because it puts you into the state that lets you move because it's the only item that brings up a visual or something of the sort
I did a very poor job of describing, please watch the run where he explains it!
>>165523413
the run is fine but fuck he talks way too much and the humor is pretty annoying.
>The tranny in the middle will never dominate you by sitting on your face and suffocating your dick then BRAPPPING
JUST
He used the word hype, run ruined
>>165523462
I agree he talks way too much but the humor is decent
we're all sad he isnt adamak but he's not bad
What the fuck is sitting behind him? I just noticed it and it gave me a start.
just started watching because ive been at work all day.
are the 2 people on the left of the couch "girls"?
cant tell with the person in the black but the person in the middle has those broad shoulders
>>165523518
not even trying to at least hide his voice.. smdh. . .
>>165523518
Just what? Are you all right?
>Another bad tranny on the sofa
>>165523529
fuck adam
>>165523462
>he talks way too much
Yeah, but the commentary's on point and it means no awkward dead air with a donation reader fighting for audio space about germany and kicking cancer's butt.
>>165523276
An expert on samefagging accuses people with similar opinions on a run. Really makes you think. Not everyone has such shitty opinions that they need to samefag to cover their own insecurity.
>money laundering
Mike probably just had a heart attack
UMMMMMMM
>>165523570
>Just what?
what does he mean by this?
>>165523613
edgy
The blind collision, with audio.
>>>/wsg/1492666
>>>/wsg/1492666
>>>/wsg/1492666
>>165523648
>money laundering
It's a meme you dip
>>165523462
So you'd rather him just be another monotone speedrunner that only ever talks in mumbles and relies on donations to fill the time?
>>165523649
BANNED
>>165523671
thank you, I needed this
>>165523671
you're doing gods work anon
also we need another thread
if you dont include the info at least link to the last one
CHERRY POPPERS
>>165523649
These are very problematic...
>>165523647
>expert on samefagging
More like I just know the basic features of a browser. Nice try though.
>>165523703
Maybe you're just a newboi but there's plenty of runners that are neither overtalkative or awkard.
>>165523649
I don't get it
>>165523804
Yes it's a really basic feature that nobody knows about.
>>165523824
trump emote
AHAHAHHAHA
>just hits a curb and goes flying
This shit is hilarious
>>165523865except you're the only one who doesn't you 12 year old
>>165523824
DRUMPFFFFF!!
>>165523865
Why would you assume everyone is as dumb as you?
>this guy is going to be catapulted to twitch stardom
>bubbles got TWO primetime AAA game runs and everyone will still think he's a mumbling shitter
how fucking mad will he be
so why dont they do any frankerz spam and whatnot?
i remember they used to say that shit all the time.
>>165523904
what a wonderful game
>>165523902
>>165523914
and that's enough to get your channel fucked?
this announcer needs to blow his nose
>>165523824
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>165523919
because it's srg
>>165523940
Hopefully mad enough to give up.
>>165523998
hoping this tbqh
>Super Mario 3D Land
Anyone know anything about this run? Is it entertaining?
>>165523967
Enough to get banned from GDQ, anyway.
>jam a chainsaw into a guy that teleports in front of you
is this anime
>>165523940
mad enough to pick up FFXV as his next speedgame.
>>165523998
one can only wish
>>165524021
I loved playing the game casually it was super comfy
>>165524034
he's not promoting anything political on stream tho (like pvtcb was)
>>165524021
I haven't seen the run in a long time but I liked it last time I watched it.
>Scarface spoilers
Banned
>>165524113
>>165524113
>>165524113
new thread
>>165523967
You clearly don't understand that Drumpf is the reincarnation of Hitler. . .
>>165524021
hmm is that the wii u or 3ds one
fuck nintendo's naming schemes
>>165524205
3ds