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Idafu Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out!
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
http://imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
>Discord server
https://discord.gg/ydW4bCR

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

Abandoned the Path: >>165290687
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>going from best edition to shit edition

consider suicide
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Geralt and Triss OTP.

Btw, I took thousands of Triss and Geralt shots and this one might be my favorite.
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>>165482138
this one is my personal favorite :3
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>>165481895
About to start the witcher 3.
How much fun can i reasonably expect to have?
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>>165482319
well fuck him anyway
he attacked the town
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It's an updated version of Skyrim. Once it hits you you will curse yourself for having wasted your life on it.>>165482293
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>>165482270
Eh, it's not like I don't find Triss adorable even in her times of plight, the misery on her face is kind of arousing desu.

>>165482293
If you like story driven RPG games, a lot. You might feel lost if this is your first game in the series, but it was designed with new players in mind. I would still strongly recommend you to read the books and play the previous games, but you will be able to find enjoyment even without it.
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>>165482475
How unfortunate. Syanna will still die in every ending that I will play. Fits with the story the best too.

(though the voice acting of that crazed bruxa at the graveyard where she attacks Regis is great: "Collaborator!" Something with a deeply painful meaning for eastern europeans.)
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I FINALLY managed to craft all the Grandmaster armors.

That guy made a FORTUNE on me, holy shit.
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Cute asf.
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>>165482615
I'm not new to the series and i usually grab shit when its released but life got in the way till recently then i forgot about it entirely now i have an apparently 300+hr christmas present.
>>165482485
Well shit. Skyrim got boring fast even with mods and i've got witcher for ps4 so theres none of that to be had.
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>>165479515
Never. No one has yet surpassed Gothic or Morrowind.

>>165480623
CDPR did it for you tho

>>165480994
Them both dying is the only good ending.
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I just finished Blood and wine and now i feel empty inside. I actually REEEE'd when i got the worst ending where detlaff,syanna and annarietta dies. So i reloaded and made it so only Syanna died but i went to prison. Atleast Regis didnt have to cry.

Now for the autisti-list of the things that bugged me in the game.

>the matters of state quest with djikstra betraying us was fucking retarded and felt unfinished
>the wild hunt and eredin were pushovers and barely added anything to the game.
>the crones felt like demigod like beings at first but were reduced to flinging shit and pummeling ciri when you return there.
>everyone turns to ice at kaer morhen but only vesemir dies.
>the white frost is no longer a unstoppable force of nature but something more like a creature that ciri kills offscreen based on your parenting.
>dandelion is a twink faggot instead of a rugged hilarious bro with flowery vocabulary.
>storyline feels rushed after isle of mists

cant come up with any more right now but the game is still a 10/10 despite these
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>>165482782
You know, since I don't like the design of so many grandmaster armours, I then had to re-craft the mastercrafted versions for screenshooting purposes anyway... painful.
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>>165482293
Depends on if you played the previous games and read the books they're based on. And how you feel about them.
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>>165483036
Mind, it really-really is not Skyrim... but eventually, once its patterns start becoming apparent and you start seeing through the glam (and the mods also no longer do it for you) you realise just why video games are such a great but also deadly medium...

Essentially, if something can be made to look and feel as real as possible then the storytelling must not give in in any respect - and TW3's writing at some points makes me cry... such a grand game, but fuck you forgot to polish it???
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>>165483197
Yeah i'll do that in NG+.

What i find annoying as FUCK though is that the icons for some of the armors are false advertising. The colors are completely wrong.
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>>165483264
I have and it was a very very gradual slope from "best ever" to "best" then various parts of witcher 2 went into the "meh" category but mostly stayed up there.
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ESKEL AND TRISS!!!

Also, Eskel is best boi!
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>>165483468
Don't get me started on the colours - you did - and the textures... If someone just retextured them all...
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what's with all the ciri porn on tumblr...
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>>165483762
But I want Eskel ;_;
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>>165483762
Nah, my Triss is with Geralt living the dream in Kovir. If Geralt ends with Yen, I would be glad if Triss found someone to make her happy and Eskel seems like a good and caring guy that would treat her right. Hell, it's not like I don't ship Yen and Istredd getting back together after Geral goes to Kovir with Triss. Both waifus deserve happiness regardless of Geralt :3
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>Triss will never be your resentful milf stepmother who hatefucks you every night.
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>>165485227
>implying
I'm in control here, I do the hatefucking
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>>165485227
Getting adopted by Geralt and Triss, now there's an idea...I could be their even more retarded son, Aldin :3

I would just stare at Triss and make her uncomfortable until she convinces Geralt to throw me out one day. But I would definitely steal a lot of her personal possessions for later entertainment.
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>>165485952
Cutey. I loved that part of the books. It's really shows how obsessed Triss is with Geralt, the whole chapter, ever since she arrives at KM. The way she greets Geralt, her internal monologues and it especially becomes obvious during her illness. She was so desperate and lacing self respect she even managed to annoy Yarpen and Ciri. But what we also see that Geralt cares for her deeply as a friend, doing everything he can to help her recover and even during her most pathetic attempts to get fucked by him, he shows he respect to her and tries to turn her down as gently as possible.

Here's a quote:

'And you, Triss?'
'What about me?' She swallowed with difficulty. 'I'm not important. I let you down. I let you
down ... in everything. I was . . . I was your mistake. Nothing more.'
'Mistakes,' he said with effort, 'are also important to me. I don't cross them out of my life, or memory. And I never blame others for them. You are important to me, Triss, and always will be. You never let me down. Never. Believe me.'

Besides, Triss is one of the characters that shows most growth, so her reaction being different in tW3 is not surprising at all.
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Go see Polish Legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKbuFYd468w
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>>165486590
Well, you do realise that once a person regains their self-respect they realise that to be important to somebody because you are their mistake is the most condescending consolation of all...
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>>165485952
Will Trissfags ever recover from this?
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>>165486798
Yes, and that's the tragedy of book Triss' love life. Besides, there is more to it and I don't think she is important to Geralt only because she was his mistake, he obviously cares for her as a friend. That is clear by the way he treats her during the whole chapter. He invited her to KM to help him deal with Ciri and even though he would go to Yen if their relations were better at that time, it still shows he has trust in Triss as not just anyone would get invited to KM. The fact she told him to go to Yen, knowing they will probably get back together is a display of maturity form her side.

>>165486973
From what? It's a fairly accurate description. Besides it goes to show the Triss fascination I was talking about in the previous thread. She intrigues fandom with many of her actions.
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>>165483140
I was quite happy I got that ending. By far the most just. The duchess was a complete idiot. When she gave Geralt the award and Syanna was stood there I was like "that evil bitch should be in chains when out of her cell, why isn't she now, in front of someone she planned to kill no less"
OH LOOK she killed the Duchess didn't see that coming...
I was going to spare Detlaff after the Duqessa's speech about Beagles but I couldn't forgive attacking that many innocents, he had to die too.
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>>165487545
You are truly autistic. Like serious autism.

A serious question: Can you live a single day without Trissposting, Trissviewing, or Trissfapping?
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Let's be honest now, the witcher 3 was really-really... childish. Most of the 'darkness' was conveyed through small letters left everywhere by npcs. Too few of those stories were visualised.

The rendition of Polish, Slavic, and Baltic/Finno-Ugric mythology was rather... one-dimensional. Like seen through the eyes of books that were written after Christianisation hit and the stereotypes of "witches" and natural forces as "evil powers" took hold.

Murder in films and video games surprises nor terrifies no one. Was expecting more taboos to be broken desu. Bland.
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Not that unrealistic. Just... ???
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>>165488457
What now you piece of filth
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>>165488018
I don't think I said anything inaccurate, Geralt's next encounter with Triss also goes in line with what I'm saying. They way he embraced her past the usual protocol at Thanedd shows that he has friendly feelings for her and that was after one of the most pathetic displays of lacking self control and self respect on her behalf. Geralt has a soft spot for Triss and even Yennefer gets annoyed by it as we see at Thanedd and in their Rivia fight.

To answer your question, probably, yes, but I do enjoy my Triss a lot.
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>>165488925
Just caters to his ego that Triss wants to fuck him. Hardly a soft spot.
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>>165489029
Everyone wants to fuck Geralt, he's used to it, Vilgefortz talk with him about it was pretty great though :3

But on a more serious note, I actually think it's the opposite, I think he doesn't like it at all that Triss harbors that kind of affection toward him, knowing he will never reciprocate the feelings she has(I'm talking about the books only). You can tell when Yarpen asks him who is that woman to him, you can see by the way he reacts to her hug at KM and in her attempts at his dick. I think he genuinely just likes Triss, but not like she would have wanted and doesn't want to hurt her but she makes that hard sometimes.
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>>165488457
CIRI LIKES OLD MEN COCK
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I just finished the game lads

>tfw I thought I got worst ending and was a horrible dad
>tfw Emyhr got rused big time and everyone is living in happiness now
>tfw he conquered all the north though

I understand Dijkstra in some way, you know
But I can't have the man slaughter all my friends and proclaim himself King of everything
It didn't have to be this way

Looking forward to starting the DLC tomorrow
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>>165490324
What a great ending it was.

Have fun with the DLCs, HoS is god-tier, and BaW is great is you read the book.
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>>165490324
Roche was never a friend of Geralt's. Never played him so, so no problem letting him slay them. But desu, I usually end up breaking Dijkstra's leg.

Also... horrible ending is actually rather befitting. We (Geralt) does not know that Ciri is dead... he believes so. But based on all he does not know. And the ending epilogue is as inconclusive.
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>>165490567
HOS was boring. Twardowski/Faust/DEVIL as a Christian devil-figure has been retold too many times over. Even the dilemma with Olgierd is not too complicated - the way he treated Iris just immediately made it clear how that ending is going... O'Dimm's a caricature.
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>>165490567
Thank you anon, I will

I'm thinking about maybe clearing up some question marks before I get going though

>>165490619
Breaking his leg might actually be the best option, just avoid that whole debacle
Radovid really is a massive cunt and not rad at all though

Roche obviously has his own agenda and problems with muh Temeria but all in all I still consider him, Ves and Thaler pals that I don't want to see slaughtered so Dijkstra gets to be king of the united North
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>>165490619
I think it would have been cool if in the dark ending rather than a cutscene, we get to play as Geralt fighting endless waves of Drowners, ghouls, rotfiends etc until you succumb (no potions, just sword and spells) like at the end of Halo Reach.
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>>165491876
Fuck that, the "Bad Ending" is the best executed one in the series.
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>>165492230
Which do you think is the worst of the 3 endings?
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>>165492754
Witcher ending is the worst executed
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>>165491876
That's retarded.
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>>165492821
I would agree there. I think dead Geralt is the best done, but prefer empress as the outcome in terms of decisions made through the game.
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>>165492821
>the man who repeatedly tried to rape me sent me a letter so I backtracked on everything I've ever wanted to do
Yeah, the Witcher ending is the worst one...
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>>165493926
The rape attempts are ignored throughout the game. They didn't happen.
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>there are people in this thread who unironically chose the empress ending

Are you feeling well? Do you need medical attention?
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>>165494670
do YOU?

>wasting ciri's bloodline so she can hunt nekkers for pennies
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>>165495360
i've saved a lot of your pictures

I love Triss' eyes. the eye liner makes them a lot better too
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>>165496531
Well, I'm glad you like them, I made a bunch over time and will keep making new ones. I got addicted to it, especially now that I discovered the Storyboard UI mod that allows me to make a shit tone of stuff I never could before.

I too enjoy how the eyeliner emphasizes her eyes and it's a nice little mod I got accustomed to.
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>>165496404
Avallac'h won't let that bloodline go to waste. worry not.
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>>165483586
>I have and it was a very very gradual slope from "best ever" to "best" then various parts of witcher 2 went into the "meh" category but mostly stayed up there.
May I ask why? Your answers may give me a better idea about who you'll end up feeling about TW3.
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>>165485952
>Triss in TW3
>smart
pls

>tfw to intelligent to forsake Philippa
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>>165488191
>Let's be honest now, the witcher 3 was really-really... childish. Most of the 'darkness' was conveyed through small letters left everywhere by npcs. Too few of those stories were visualised.
Depends on the part. It's extremely uneven.

>>165490324
It was said last thread but a good player sides with Dijkstra while a good roleplayer sides with Thaler.
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>>165498658
Of course Triss is smart, she managed to secure a nice position for herself and she keeps outsmarting the witch hunters and saving many people in front of their eyes. She is also a well educated sorceress and although I wouldn't rank her as the smartest one, she is definitely a smart lady overall.
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>>165492754
>>165492821
Witcher ending is the worst executed but Empress is the worst for meta-reasons, I'd say.

Bad Dad a best.

>>165493926
Witcheress ending has hardly any content though. I think what Empress does is retarded and makes no sense, but it puts a hell of a lot more polish into doing it.

>>165494521
Frigilla mentions it but she's the only one.
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>>165498951
She's no more intelligent than in the books. She's got some some book smarts and I'm sure she was an A student but that's about it.
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>>165499015
>Witcher ending is the worst executed but Empress is the worst for meta-reasons, I'd say.
Exactly what i was getting at.

>Frigilla mentions it but she's the only one.
When? I could've sworn i didn't hear anything about it.
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:3

>>165499184
>in the books
>book smart

hehe
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>>165499184
Well, unlike my Geralt, I never claimed her to be a genius, but she is not a stupid woman, no sorceress is.
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>mfw face when I still haven't seen the empress ending, just the witcher ending I got. I know it's on youtube but I haven't bothered
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>>165499363
>When? I could've sworn i didn't hear anything about it.
It's in the letter addressed to Yennefer n Yennefer's desk if you snoop. It also mentions her having some business to take care of in Beauclair like they might have originally meant for her to be in B&W. That said, the reference is phrased in such a way that unless you knew about the books you'd have no idea what Fringilla was talking about in regards to Emhyr's "less savory" desires for her.
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>>165499372
I love that hug scene so much...
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>>165499435
She's not stupid but she's not particularly canny and definitely lacking in wisdom or any particular genius. She's that class president type that does well in school but kind of collapses into mediocrity once they leave academia.
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I'm just starting the addons
Is there any better gear than Cat for fast attack builds in the expansions? I know that you can upgrade it once more but I mean new full gear that isn't Cat?
And I'm only talking about stats here, don't care about what it looks like
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>>165499829
Yeah, I partially agree with that, although I would put her slightly above and I don't think she fell into the mediocrity considering her status in the world. Most mages and sorceress don't rank up that high. She is maybe lacking compared to some of her Lodge colleagues, but she is still quite above the average.
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Does this dress show up no matter who you romance? Because it's not exactly Yen's style..

Is it Ciri's?
Or maybe BB?
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>>165500808
Nah, if you romance Triss, there is an ugly pink dress instead
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>>165500297
>armor specifically made for light attacks
>is there anything better than it
answer is no
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>>165500808
>Because it's not exactly Yen's style..
They talked about changing her color scheme since it's so hot in Toussaint
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>Whirl can be used with Adrenaline points
>Rend can't

>Aerondight doesn't have a unique sheath
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>>165501309
No need to be sarcastic m8, for all I know HoS could have a better fast attack set
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>>165501520
rend's damage scales off of adrenaline points though
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>>165501656
Doesn't all weapon damage do that?
Rend is shit in general though
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>>165500808
>>165500976
>>165501449
Waifushack does it again
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>>165501647
I don't think you know what the word sarcastic means
I mocked you for asking a silly question then gave you the answer you wanted. No, there isn't.
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>>165499652

I love you so much, anon.
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>>165501789
Have you tried reading the skill?
>rend is shit
It's makes the game even more trivially easy if you learn to tap rend
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>>165501789
Rend moreso. it's great against shield guys and bosses.
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>>165501863
>I mocked you for asking a silly question
Yes, with sarcasm
I'm not gonna run a debate on whether that greentext was or was not, in fact, sarcasm, cause it's just gonna make me look like I'm butthurt
So instead: Thanks for the answer bro
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>>165501849
Good old waifushack never ceases to amaze. How I love wasting my days there...

>>165501923
Good to get some love here, I love you too anon and I love that lovely lady on the picture you posted.
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>>165502196
THAT'S NOT SARCASM HOLY SHIT YOU MONGOLOID
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>>165502019
I'm just saying whirl also inherently scales off adrenaline points
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>>165500976
Are you memeing?
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>>165501520
>Don't get an edgy cape like the one Geralt and Papa Vesemir wears in the intro
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>>165502740
No, this is the dress that shows up. It would be nice it it was Triss' dress form the Vegelbud's ball, but eh, it's not like we see them wear it anyway.
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>>165503289
That's a neat detail
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>>165503473
Eh, it's nice, but both dresses can be seen in various Toussaint shops and places, so it's not like they were uniquely designed for Triss and Yen, and we don't even see them wearing them. If they were, now that would be something.
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AW SHIT I ACTUALLY DONE DID IT

Only high level grandmaster marksmen witchers may respond to this post
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>>165503289
>Trss gets a rilly pink abomination to go with her glowing red hair
Figures.

>>165503473
Both dresses are crap for the characters though.
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Would it be autistic if I went to clear every single question mark

At least in Velen/ Novigrad

All those smuggler caches in Skellige are stupid
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>>165503873
>Figures.
Well, princesses are often depicted wearing pink :3

But yeah, they are just some random discarded dresses. There are better looking ones on NPC's in Toussaint.
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>>165504070
Anon, I did it 3 times. All of them.
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>>165503289
>>165503873
>>165504103
Triss autist is going to spam Triss in that thing for the next month now you know.
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>>165504352
alright then here i go

they don't carry over to NG+ do they
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>>165503289
Such a cute dress :3
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>>165504471
But I am the Triss autist and nah, you can't make them wear it, plus they are ugly.

>>165504528
No, but you can sell the loot you find and accumulate a pretty decent amount of cash by the time you end NG+, it can come in handy for the Grandmaster sets.
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>>165504658
Not really, but I'm sure Triss would look adorable in it though, but that's just her universal cuteness :3
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>start HoS content
>random horsefucker merchant in front of runewright's tent
>those fucking facial animations
>pretty well-acted (though the yoda speech is silly at times)
>pretty interesting philosophizing and talking about his homeland
>seems like a bro that you immediately like
I forgot how excellent this game is
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>>165505220
>>pretty well-acted (though the yoda speech is silly at times)
Unlike Yoda their word order is consistent so it just seems like they have trouble with Nordling word order.
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Which armor is this?
It looks like Wolf school, but not quite.

I'm about to go NG+ and i haven't seen this before
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>>165505354
temerian armor from white orchard
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>>165505354
looks like low level wolf school to me
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>>165505354
this >>165505506 is correct
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>>165505419
She looks lovely even with her retarded giant ears.
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>>165505354
You can buy that armor from the merchant you save with Vesemir in White Orchard, it's on the left when you leave the first tavern. It was part of the free DLC program and is nice to wear at early levels.
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>>165505590
>>165505506
>>165505819
What the fuck, how the hell did i miss that?
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>>165505419
>>165505631
Triss confirmed for half orangutan?
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>>165505819
not to mention it's one of the better looking armors early game
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>>165505590
>it's medium armor

m-muh cat school techniques

muh light attack
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>>165505819
are there more unique armor sets that you buy from specific vendors that i've missed?

I already know about the Nilfgaardian one
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>>165505919
free dlc at launch
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>>165506324
Undvik armour from Kaer Trolde
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>>165505919
I don't know, I was playing since day one, so I knew when it came out, it was one of the first DLC armors. You can get two more that were also DLC's. Nilfgaardian armor, bought at the merchant at Crow's Perch and Skellige armor bought from the blacksmith at Kaer Trolde. They also include full gear sets for Roach.

>>165505934
I'd still love her. Her ears really are hideous :3

>>165505945
I always use it instead of the early level garbage.
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>>165506419
Undvik armor just looks like shitty bear armor
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>armor will never again look as good as it did in TW2
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>>165506769
That triggered me so much on my first playthrough. Especially when they shared names with armors from TW2.

Like i get it, they were going for a more realistic design with gambesons and all, but the games were never realistic in the first place.
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>>165506995
The non-witcher armor was always realistic. The witcher armor was unique. Now it's just crap.
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>>165506516
>I always use it instead of the early level garbage.
I SERIOUSLY hope you're not referring to the Kaer Morhen armor.....

I used that for ages even when it was severely outclassed on my first playthrough

>>165507146
>The non-witcher armor was always realistic
The ones that the NPC's wore, sure. The others, not so much.
And even then, things like sorcerers clothing was fantastic in TW2, it had a very cool style which TW3 sorely lacked, and it made it pretty jarring when you saw the ones that were clearly ripped straight from TW2.
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>>165507410
What happened?

>>165507594
>The ones that the NPC's wore, sure.
That's what I meant. Geralt always had unique armor.

>And even then, things like sorcerers clothing was fantastic in TW2,
Yeah but it didn't seem like something that couldn't be worn.
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>>165507713
>Yeah but it didn't seem like something that couldn't be worn.
Yeah i'm not suggesting that they make something retarded like Blizzard style, they found a very nice middle ground in TW2. We're on the same page here i think. I'm just mad they went too far in making the clothes and armor in TW3 dull and realistic, even on the NPC's
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>>165507594
>I SERIOUSLY hope you're not referring to the Kaer Morhen armor.....
No, KM armor is nice looking(I sometimes use Viper gear), but this one has better stats. I'm thinking of early gambesons and shit.

>>165507410
Cute as always :3
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>>165507969
Same senpai, same.

>no GOAT new armor for Geralt that makes him stand out even more
>no cool mage fashions
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How am I able to get to kaer morhen as a lvl 10? Do i go there later on in the game?
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>>165510016
You can't go back there until about 60% through the game
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>>165510106
Damn ;-;
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In BaW, did you kill the Basilisk?
Why did you/did you not?

I did not because it didn't seem like a thing Geralt would do probably horribly wrong here, but i haven't read the books, ending a subspecies. And i took the Counts word on it that it was only in his lands and hunted only animals.

I would've killed it though, had i known that it was probably out fucking another Basilisk and might get pregnant, but that was revealed after the decision was made.
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>>165510461
>In BaW, did you kill the Basilisk?
Of course.

>Why did you/did you not?
It was eating people. it's not a pet. It doesn't live in a zoo. Geralt's had it out with environmentalists whining about the local extinction of predatory invasive species before.

>I did not because it didn't seem like a thing Geralt would do probably horribly wrong here, but i haven't read the books
You're horribly wrong read the books faggot normie REEEEEE etc etc
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>>165510461
if you choose not to kill it you find road blocks set up near its territory and signs around town with a picture of you calling you a good man ect.
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>>165510735
>You're horribly wrong
Even if he didn't have a contract on it? Because he doesn't in the game
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>>165511061
Yes he does
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>>165511061
>Even if he didn't have a contract on it?
He might not kill it if he doesn't have a contract on it (it depends) but he will tell people protecting it they're idiots.

>>165510821
You get discounts with lots of local merchants if you do kill it.
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>>165510461
>In BaW, did you kill the Basilisk?

no, because i played my character to be as forgiving and non-violent as possible (almost)
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>>165510461
is that these guys?
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>>165513531
whats your character's name?
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>>165513673
If "these guys" are Crinfrid Reavers then yes.
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>>165510461
Killing the basilisk despite their being warning signs is the equivalent of culling all crocodiles
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>>165510461
witchers kill monsters
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>tfw was 1 win away from 2k MMR, lost, and now don't wanna play anymore
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>>165516143
your memory is shit. witchers only kill harmful monsters.
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>>165516014
More like one dude started an illegal crocodile farm as a hobby, put up signs, and is mad when nearby kids occasionally get eaten.

Also the crocodile is an alien predator from another universe.
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>>165516765
Iocasta eats people that get anywhere near what it decides its range is.
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>>165516942
Iocasta dindu nuthin
She a good girl
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>>165517262
SHE'S LITERALLY A CISHET WHITE WOMAN

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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which armour and swords are the best for endgame battle wizard?
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>>165518796
Gryphon. This isn't complicated, it has most of the +sign stuff.
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>>165518796
witcher iorveth armor
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>>165518865
Aren't those two relic swords better than grffin?
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>>165518796
fuck off retarded namefag
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reminder that Ciri will grow up to be the town rapist
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>>165519716
I hope it's my town
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>>165519093
kys nigger
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anarietta
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>>165518865
i was watching a video about having max sign intensity and shit like that, doesn't seem to hit nowhere near as hard as physical shit does. That's why I'm asking.. I'm thinking it could be wiser for me to run a different set and just get sign intensity (enough of it, maybe like 200 percent) from traits and runes.
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>>165520554
I thought you were going back to /v/
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I like to imagine this happened with Damien standing outside crying
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>>165522329
TL;DR :(
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Anyone else still playing Gwent? With the new MMR update I just reached rank #160 and broke 2k MMR after beating a guy in the top 70. Fucking noice.
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>>165524094

You don't love Anarietta if you won't commit like 5 minutes of reading to her.
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>>165524226
I am, but just enough to get about 2 kegs each day. i'm like rank 2000 atm. waiting for the next content patch to shake up the meta
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show me your weapons, your armour, and your build anons.
I wanna see your choices and get to know your geralt a bit more
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>>165525043
>your Geralt
pls go
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>>165525397
the fuck? don't be rude anon. he's your geralt, not mine. we all have one.

hopefully in w4 we will get to make our own character
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>>165525043

Light Armour, fast attacks with a bit in signs for monsters
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>>165525458
>he's your geralt, not mine. we all have one.

>hopefully in w4 we will get to make our own character

>>>/bwg/
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>>165525598
neat, any particular swords you like?

>>165525686
kys my man
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>>165525837

i mainly used witcher gear for it's bonuses. But Iris was a nice blade
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>>165525458
I would literally rather have no more Witcher games ever than Witcher games with generic shitty CAC.
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>>165525914
Aye, some of the swords are just beautiful.

>>165525941
Sounds like you're a really interesting person to be around. What the fuck is CAC and why would I know what that random abbreviation means?
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>>165526094
Create-a-character. Use context clues!
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>>165526512
ugly
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>>165526598

rude
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>>165526186
ah I see now, sorry buddy, you're right - another generic CAC would be shitty.
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>>165526694
her hair is dumb
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>>165526780

:(
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>>165526939
shoulders too wide 2/10 would not wife
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>>165527082

:(
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whoever made the 'find hjalmar' quest is an absolute fuckign retard
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>>165532017
it was me :(
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>>165532017
Lord of Undvik was great. Very atmospheric.
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>>165532017

what did vigi do to you
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>>165532250
>>165532327
worst quest. massive lack of dialogue, incredibly unclear markers and shit like that. poorly made desu. i did a google search and found that many others got lost/led astray on this badly made quest.

apart from that the mountains are atmospheric, yes. same with the caverns and such.
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also i happen to despise 99 percent of skelliges, especially hlarjasdfjaojfiojrd, and all the jarls or farls or w/e the fuck these sad cunts are called
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>>165532506
>incredibly unclear markers and shit like that
> i did a google search and found that many others got lost/led astray on this badly made quest.
It's like you're supposed to investigate the area or something.

Quest compass were a mistake. Now there's retards that can't navigate without GPS IRL and in games.
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>>165532017
They literally railroad you on a linear path across the island how could you possibly fuck that up

It's a big circle that you walk around while looking at the red stuff and investigating
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>>165532506
>>165532697

skellige best part of the game. racism like this is why nilfgaard should win
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>>165532823
stop assuming shit you stupid faggot.
You are always fucking assuming the wrong then then arguing about it or making a smarmy little comment to make yourself feel better. How fucking bitter and sad are you, for real?

I searched everything, I know how to fucking complete any of these quests. If you weren't such a retard always trying to act smug you would understand that the quest design is poorly made with markers leading into incorrect places or badly marked places thus leading people into areas searching for things that are not there.

You were a mistake btw. I've met cunts like you irl and you are all huge pains in the ass and nobody wants to spend time with you because you're constantly being an incessant fucken wanna-be now it all due to your deep seeded insecurities. Go shave your neckbeard and lift some weights cunt. Had enough of you.

>>165533117

"I have been searching for hours and i still can find Hjalmar. in this quest i have 3 more objectives: "Find Hjalmar", "Explore the remains of Hjalmar's camp using your witcher senses", and "Find out what happen to Hjalmar's crew". i searched all over his camp and there are no more things to examine except for the swords that they have. I cant examine the swords. I also cant find Hjalmar or anything else to examine at the giants hideout. "Find out what happen to Hjalmar's crew" doesn't have a way point. am i missing something or is this a bug?"

"I had the same bug. Just follow the footsteps. They are not marked red. Only the Footsteps of the giant are. But you can follow Hjalmars footsteps and you will find him fighting against some sirenes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD7bIUDMjvA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvcvHBHCgJc

Many people have had similar issues due to the poor structure and quality of the quest. Check out the forums, see the posts, check out the videos, sees the views, the comments.

>>165533279
Skellige is shit mate and the people there are a bunch of yokel peasants.
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>>165532017
>>165532506
>>165532697
>>165533331
and the "somehow managed to be more retarded than Trissfag" award goes to...

The only thing I'll give is that the "cross the lake" quest marker is not well placed but any attempt to reach it results in you being railroaded back onto the main path, anyone with a brain would realize "oh if i just keep going this completes by itself"

You are honestly a fucking idiot, I can't believe anyone could be overwhelmed by anything that's even slightly more than a linear corridor that goes in a straight line

kill yaself

>look at the youtube comments
is this really who you want to compare yourself to

The only place you can get from the beach is the crazy man on the boat, you talk to him, he railroads you to the tower camp, from there theres two red trails leading off and you follow one to free the guy from the trolls and then the other to find the boat where tells you "they went into the fucking caves here's more red shit follow that" and that's the end of it
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>>165533331
If everyone you run into comes off as a know-it-all it's probably because you're an idiot.
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>>165533331
>I have been searching for hours and i still can find Hjalmar

>hours

>"I have been searching for hours and i still can find Hjalmar. in this quest i have 3 more objectives: "Find Hjalmar", "Explore the remains of Hjalmar's camp using your witcher senses", and "Find out what happen to Hjalmar's crew". i searched all over his camp and there are no more things to examine except for the swords that they have. I cant examine the swords. I also cant find Hjalmar or anything else to examine at the giants hideout. "Find out what happen to Hjalmar's crew" doesn't have a way point. am i missing something or is this a bug?"

>"I had the same bug. Just follow the footsteps. They are not marked red. Only the Footsteps of the giant are. But you can follow Hjalmars footsteps and you will find him fighting against some sirenes."

>hmm this is a dead end should I investigate the other leads or beat my head against a brick wall or three hours
Holy shit, can CDPR's new fans even microwave popcorn?
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>>165533528
>>165533543
kys neckbeards
quest is poorly made in comparison to the others and as much as you tards want to use it to circlejerk over it doesn't change the fact.
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>>165533692
You are literally too dumb for "follow the red shit" lmao
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>>165533692
>investigating and tracking in an investigation and tracking quest = poorly made
It's not even a hard one. You still have several big glowy things to follow and the island itself isn't very big.
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I'd love to argue with you fags a bit more about how poorly made the quest is but I want to continue on with the story.
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Mates, is there any point in checking out points of interest in velen? So far the majority of them seem to be deserter camps that don't even have good loot. Is this the same for every location? What the fuck?
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>>165533958
Why? You won't understand it anyway. Which is saying something considering how simplistic TW3's is compared to TW2's.

>>165534007
That's the case for 90% of all PoI's. Every once in awhile you might run into a quest or place of power but it's usually what you're describing. Velen is actually one of the better areas in that regard.
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>>165534007
Treat them like plants

Clear them up here and there when you run over one but don't make a big effort to seek them out or anything

Best thing you will find are those rocks that give you a skillpoint
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>>165534060
I've completed many more complex quests in this game and others, this one was just poorly made. The simplicity of it was not an issue - from the get go you know it's going to be 'find dude, slay the giant, be a hero' but if you want to be sure that you're completing all parts, including any extra hidden parts, the errors in the quality of the quest creation waylay that.
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>>165534146
>>165534060
Thanks...
What a fucking waste to make a big beautiful world and fill it literally with nothing. Open world was a mistake
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There are some fun as fuck places in skellige to go 'skiing'. Came across a few when exploring.
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>>165534146
This Anon has the right idea. Unless you're going for an alchemy build in which case you'll want their random formula drops.
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>>165534160
>extra hidden parts require me to go out of m way and search so I just looked up gamefaqs and then bitched about t on the internet
Millenial gamers

>I've completed many more complex quests in this game and others,
You mean the internet did and you copied them.
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>>165532017
>namefag has shitty opinions

Didn't see that coming
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>>165534351
What's your age, anon?
And there you go with all those cute assumptions again. You really do seem like a bitter old dude.

>>165534364
nice post.
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>>165534406
What, give up the "Psssh, whatever kiddo" routine already?
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>>165534493
He can't, he's an edgy teenager that's bad at videogames
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Is Comfyanon the worst new poster since the Triss Spammer?
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>>165534716

no, there's someone else who's worse but I forget the faggot's name

also Triss Spammer is love
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>>165534716
Nah. He gave us witcher ioverth, so he can't be worst
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>>165534874
>no, there's someone else who's worse but I forget the faggot's name
We have another namefag?
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>>165505419
CDPR knows Triss is a whore so they gave her a dress only a whore would put on.
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>>165536742
Or an elf
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Trissfriend, If you read this pls post Annarietta but in a crimson dress and green jewellery. Make the scene well-lit if possible
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>>165536798

same thing
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>>165537197
Ciri is practically an elf thanks to selective breeding. Your waifu a whore.
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>>165536742
Nah, Triss is pure.

>>165534874
>Triss Spammer is love
Awww :3

>>165536873
I'll do it in a few hours.
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>>165537246
I want to see Triss in a pink dress :3
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>>165537305
There aren't any I can make her wear unfortunately, although Triss would sure look lovely in such a dress.
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>>165537365
to hell with you then. you a shit and so is your waifu
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>>165537480
I am, but Triss is not.
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>>165537480
Well that's mean ;_;
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>>165537246

Does Anarietta have her "incognito" outfit from her sneaking about with Geralt? the red/black pants outfit, not the masquerade ball outfit
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>>165537663
Yeah, this one?
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>>165537246
You'd be a lot more tolerable if you stopped adding that fucking filter to everything.
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>>165537663
>cosplayer so dedicated she got breast implants
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>>165537919
>expecting waifufaggot to have good taste in anything

You only have yourself to blame
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>>165537940
No way.
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>>165537919
I do enjoy my filter though, but have an unfiltered one with the sorceress cuties. I can't really explain why I like it, other than it giving me a comfy fairy tale vibe.
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>>165537781

the cutest outfit

>>165537940

most cosplayers have fake tits sadly.
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>>165538385
>most cosplayers have fake tits sadly.
most sorceresses have fake tits too, and fake everything.
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>>165538659

yeah but they at least look nice. imagine if 5head nigri tried to cosplay witcher. urgh
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>>165538304
Does Ida have a unique face or is it the same one that's used for all fem elves?
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>>165538806
i want to fuck that yen
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>>165538825
I'm not sure really, she has a unique model as you can see and although she looks like other elves, I think her face is unique too, but I haven't really gone comparing.
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>>165538917

She's sadly stopped cosplaying. At least I assume so since every single one of her social media's has disappeared
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>>165538806
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>>165539048
hmm, she's not as pretty up close.
I guess she's married or preggers or something, anon.
i'm pretty sure a lot of girls get into cosplaying for attention and or potential ways to make money. Tonnes of girls that already wear a lot of makeup and cleavage recognize that if they dress up a bit more (which isn't too difficult for girls as they have such a huge selection of shit to wear from so many diffrent places) they'll get significantly higher amounts of attention.

I just love how so many cosplayers are all about their tits. Fuck i love tits. I mean boobs. Woops I mean bosoms. Breasts.
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>>165537940
S-shut up! I'm getting implants too.
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>>165539163

you're not as pretty up close
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>>165539331
There's no need for that anon. I'm awfully handsome, but wouldn't want to brag about it here. Let's all just be friends.
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>>165538806
>Best girl being photographed in the background.
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>>165539686
>>
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>>165539979

>i must examine them
>it is for the good of science
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>>165540665

l-lewd
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cunnies are mentioned a few time in this game
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For all his faults, at least the Triss autist isn't a namefag or a tripfag..
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>>165544064
Only makes it harder to filter
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>In the books, Geralt keeps rejecting desperate-for-cock Triss (she literally asks him to "fuck her" right after she had a diarrhea dump)
>The rose of remembrence, which Trissfags used as evidence that Triss is Geralt's waifu, has withered as of W3.
>Ciri thinks of Geralt as her father, Yennefer her mother, and she thinks of Triss only as a sister-like friend.
>In other words, Triss is disposable. The story would have been the same without her. She changes nothing.
>The only reason Triss is kept around is because the fan fap to her, they even gave her a vulgar dress in the alt-costume DLC. Yennefer on the other hand, who is a strong woman, got a more respectful alternative costume.

Will Trissfags ever recover from this?
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>pricillia loses her ability to sing
what the fuck game
:(
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>>165544543
>she literally asks him to "fuck her" right after she had a diarrhea dump
bitch is probably into scat too
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>take out a couple of drowners near the bridge far away from the village
>nilfgaardian faggots passing by somehow take offense and attack me immediately

what the fuck is their problem?
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>>165544841
pls no spoilers :(

priscilla is a girl that i love and want to protect.
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>>165545087
she's probably had more cock than dandelion had pussy
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>>165544841
LOL my walkthrough had her keep it only a few tones lower. Dandelion says it made her even more sensational.
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>>165545143
i don't care for fanfics i'm merely talking about her character, her attributes and shit like that.
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>>165545263
Anon, ahmm...
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Is every single character in the Witcher a promiscuous pervert? Isn't there a single virgin in the story? Skjall is not relevant enough to count as a character.
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>>165545502
I sniff a sexual innuendo somewhere, but I can't quite get my hands on it.
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>>165545536
skjall's name is cleared, right? that fucked me up. poor guy was just trying to be a good bloke, what the fuck
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>>165544543
Don't worry about my Geralt, he found true happiness with Triss. He lives in snowy Kovir with her and proved through his words and action how much he loves and cares for her. Ciri visits them all the time.

Silly Yen fans, obsessing over Triss again...I get it though, she is the most intriguing character of the series by far.
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>>165545660
Depends on the dialogue choices you make with Ciri in her Skellige quest. Best case scenario is yes, townsfolk stand in front of Skjall's grave and mourn him. It's not much but it implies that they regard him as the self-sacrificing goodfella he was.
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>>165545087
>pls no spoilers :(

>for a one and a half year old game
>In the general thread
Go fuck yourself

The teacher is a vampire
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>>165545804
Post the Annarietta in crimson dress and green jewellery you promised me, Trissfag.
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>>165544967
Triss is most certainly not into scat, she is a clean lady, although she can get kinky in bed. She and Geralt sometimes use cuffs and Triss always gets tied down and pleasured by him in variety of ways :3
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>>165545879
ow the edge

>>165545806
okay good, that scene in the garden was pretty rough
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>>165545965
Avallach betrays your trust
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>>165546086
stop spoiling the story

i already know about witcher ioverth, dont need to know anymore
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>>165545929
Ok, I'm on it, not sure whether I can find the green jewellery, but I'll try.
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>>165546142
The toad is actually a prince
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>>165545087

>Geralt, we can't keep doing this.

>What if Dandelion finds out?
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>>165546326
ffs don't do this just coz i got the game late doesn't mean i should be denied the experience of enjoying the story spoiler free
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>>165546669
Olgierd is immortal
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>>165546669
Pic related is the most powerful creature out there and the biggest cunt.
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No green jewelry, sorry.
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>>165546689
you find that out like 10 seconds into the dlc if you choose to duel him
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>>165547523
Happens if you don't duel him either
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>>165546669
Why do you keep responding to him then? Just post your comfy pics and don't read the general.
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>>165546418
i like the hat, why don't people wear hats like this anymore? The world would be less boring honestly. On the other hand if people wore things like fedoras which are basically suits for your head the world it would be boring still
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>>165547632
>either
I can't brain today
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>>165547725
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felt gud
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>>165548232
Gaunter can stop time and as far as we know physical attacks cannot harm him. And he could easily steal the elder's souls.
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>>165547315

CUTE.

i hope she gets some SFM love.
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>>165548251
glorious blood splatter m8
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>>165548698
nice breasts on her
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>>165548698
Cute!

On a side note, who do I gotta kill to get more general interest in the Witcher and more cosplayers in the anglosphere?
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>>165545536
Witcher Iorveth is still a pure virgin. The sauciest thing he's ever done is think about holding hands with Saskia-sama
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>>165548251
>>165548028
Eredin kills Crach
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>>165548698
>fat knees
into the trash it goes
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>>165548902
Wasn't this scene in one of the trailers anyway
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>>165549186
>Watching trailers before playing the game
>Not watching gameplay instead
>Especially for games you know you're going to get anyway

Trailers these days spoils way too much
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>>165548698
What a cutie, but real life Triss would be even more beautiful :3
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>>165548328
>And he could easily steal the elder's souls.
That is wrong, they have to agree to the contract.
When he says he never cheats, he means it.
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>>165486590
Yarpen talking about Triss' obsession with Geralt:
>‘Never make the same mistake, little witcher-girl,’ he murmured, indicating the wagon with his eyes. ‘If someone shows you compassion, sympathy and dedication, if they surprise you with integrity of character, value it but don’t mistake it for… something else…’
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>>165485952
>"...I only lived out my sexual fantasies at the expense of your loved ones, especially your adopted daughter who you value more than anything."
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>>165548328
how do you know that physical attacks don't harm him?

he would only be able to steal an elders soul if they accidentally agree on a contract.

In addition to that the elders can only be killed by other higher vampires and the unseen elder was able "freeze?" regis
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>>165549989
I wonder if Trissfags got brutally friendzoned at some point and are coping with it by projecting into Triss.
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>>165549487

wrong
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>>165549989
Yeah, I know, but that's the thing, I enjoy Triss' flawed personality. She often lacks the willpower and shows weakness of character, but if we also consider the positive sides she shows, it makes for a very interesting, human character. I find her very interesting due to it.
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>>165550394
>how do you know that physical attacks don't harm him?
Read what he said again
>he would only be able to steal an elders soul if they accidentally agree on a contract.
He can still fuck people up if he wants. Just look at the woman he turned into a Wight in BaW. She didn't agree to anything and she was cursed, and he killed that guy in the inn just because he interrupted him.
>In addition to that the elders can only be killed by other higher vampires and the unseen elder was able "freeze?" regis
Peasans have defeated vampires before, Regis for example. A higher being like O'Dimm could surely ruin the Elders day.
As for him putting Regis to sleep is most likely because Regis is a vampire, and he has that power over them.

Gaunter can potentially not be killed by anything, we just don't know.
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>>165550841
Well, I'm not saying that girl isn't beautiful, but Triss' facial features are just so unique to me. There is something about her that makes me warm around the heart while I look at her.
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>>165547315
Thanks Trissfriend. You have given me so many faps.
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>>165549043
DELET THIS YOU FUCKEN FAG


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165548902
Don't be a dick to newcomers.

Also, newcomers stop being retarded and leave until you finish the game and DLCs.
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>>165551091
Knowing that my images make your dick happy gives me a strange sense of pride, no homo :3
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>>165548902
Stop it, mate. Comfyanon is a nice guy.
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>>165551183
well, I'd say that the fat knees grill is more than appropriate to cosplay triss
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>>165551858
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>lv18
>just blew 3k that i'd been saving since early novigrad for skellige heavy armor
>totally forgot that you can craft ursine armor at only lv20

J U S T
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>>165552278
Just so you know, Triss has a prefect 22 inch waist :3
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How is Ocvist in Skellige balanced again? How is Coral + Geralt Aard balanced again? How is "let me play my entire deck from a single 3 strength elf faggot" balanced again?
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>>165551183
I'll delet it when she stops raiding the fridge every night
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Am I the only one who sided with Nilfgaard whenever possible? I am always on the side of the best dressed.
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>>165554105
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>>165553549
that gif makes me laugh everytime. sleep tight porker
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>>165553549
I want to feed Triss cakes just like that :3
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>>165554105
yes, it's like choosing between slavs and the HRE, side with the most civilized every time
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>>165554105
But by your logic you should have sided with Temeria whenever possible because Foltest and Roche were the best dressed ones
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>>165555359
To add to that - Foltest was also the most based king. Fugged his qt sister and didn't give a shit. Led his armies into battle instead of hiding like a pussy in commander tents. Knows his siege weapons. Loves his kids. Slays pussy left and right. Doesn't go full retard like Rad the Lad. Doesn't underestimate the sorceresses but at the same time doesn't suck their metaphorical cocks. Best king.
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Ciri! :3
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>>165555359
>>165555796
Emhyr looks cooler.
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>>165555555
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Which ending to you prefer, Ciri becomes a Witcher or Ciri becomes an Empress?
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>>165557487
I prefer Witcher for the feel-good happy ending.
I prefer Empress for it's execution.
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>>165557353
:/
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>>165557759
/:
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>>165557487
Ciri becomes a witcher. I feel like that's what she wants, even though it's a shitty life style and she could probably do more as an empress. But fuck greater good, I prefer to let her have the freedom she always wanted and do whatever she likes instead.
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>page trissfu
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I wonder inf the Trissautist wants to be WITH Triss or BE Triss...
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>>165557487
Ciri becomes dead
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>>165557487
The best ending is the one where Ciri fails and dies, then Geralt kills the last crone to recover Vesemir's medallion, only to realize it means nothing before wallowing in his own misery and letting himself get killed.
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>>165561313
>>165561430
I haven't seen this one and refuse to watch it. I will never taint my eyes and ears by watching this ending.
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>>165561301
Neither, Triss is for Geralt and I don't want to be her, no matter how cute Geralt can be. I want to be Triss' stalker :3
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>>165562010
Makes sense. Being a stalker has its perks.
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>>165562553
You know someone needs to resurrect Hitler and make him hate SJWs instead of Jews.
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>that scene where you chill out with your pals at Kaer Morhen

Why is this game so good
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>>165562879
Why not both ? If not for Jews, we wouldn't have them.
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So did he hate Ciri?
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>>165562879
why?
i think hes partly right. at times the story was just retarded and the behavior of some characters didn't make any sense
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>>165563416
>A Snowball match is a symbol of patriarchy patronizing a woman and treating her like a child
>Ruining Avallac'h desk is an asshole move
>Not meeting the Emperor who can grant you an army to fend off the Wild Hunt because muh feels
>get the bad Ciri dies/Geralt an heroes ending and wonder why it happened


For the love of Kek, don't be a retard.
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>>165563342
he hate-lusted after her which is the best kind of hate
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>>165563745
>For the love of Kek
>no digits
Out of here.
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>>165561738
it's the only good ending because ciri is a shit character and deserves to fucking die
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>>165563342

No.

He just wants to use her as a brood mare and tool to save the universe, because the universe is where he keeps all his stuff.

I seriously doubt Avallac'h gives a damn about Ciri beyond furthering his own goals through her, or failing that denying Eredin what he wants.
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>>165555359
roche's hat is like that of a cleaning maid
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>>165563745
>A Snowball match is a symbol of patriarchy patronizing a woman
Go outside
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>>165564076
sure, put he pulls it off
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>>165562553

To be fair, going with Ciri to the meeting with Philippa and Rita is reasonable.
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>>165549989
Full context:

They coped exceptionally well -- he supported the enchantress in his arms, Ciri washed and dried her. Only one thing had started to surprise and annoy Ciri -- Triss, in her opinion, snuggled up to Geralt too tightly. This time she was even trying to kiss him.
Geralt indicated the magician's saddle bags with his head. Ciri understood immediately because this, too, was part of the ritual -- Triss always demanded to have her hair combed. She found the comb and knelt down beside her. Triss, lowering her head towards her, put her arms around the witcher. In Ciri's opinion, definitely a little too tightly.
"Oh Geralt," she sobbed, "I so regret . . . I so regret that what was between us-"
"Triss, please."
". . . it should have happened . . . now. When I'm better . . . it would be entirely different . . . I could . . . I could even-"
"Triss."
"I envy Yennefer . . . I envy her you-"
"Ciri, step out."
"But-"
"Please."
She jumped out of the wagon and straight into Yarpen who was waiting, leaning against the wheel and pensively chewing a blade of grass. The dwarf put his arm around her. He did not need to lean over in order to do so, as Geralt did. He was no taller than her.
"Never make the same mistake, little witcher-girl," he murmured, indicating the wagon with his eyes. "If someone shows you compassion, sympathy and dedication, if they surprise you with integrity of character , value it but don't mistake it for . . . something else."
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>>165564612
She's a grown woman you fucking SJW mong.
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>>165563342
He doesn't give a fuck about Ciri. She's just a tool for him.
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>>165564628
Poor Triss, she really had no chance, but Geralt still stood by her and helped her still and was quite gentle in turning her down. I liked that.

It feels so good being able to finally fulfill her dreams in the games.
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>>165557487
The Empress ending contradicts the books - wasn't it stated in the Lady of the Lake that Morvran succeeded Emhyr long after W3 ended?

I went for the Witcher ending tbqh, mostly 'cause I felt that both Geralt and Ciri needed a break after all the shit that came upon them in the books/games.
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>>165564732

Yes, and one woefully unprepared to deal with the bullshit Phillipa pulls on a regular basis.

Phillipa was using the Northern kings as pawns and completely blindsided Emhyr. Sending Ciri off alone to to meet with Phillipa is a dumb-ass move since it lets Phil get her claws into Ciri without anyone else around to say "Wait, maybe doing what the Lodge wants is not the smartest of ideas? You know, since they're at least half responsible for the shit state of the world right now?" Especially since she's fresh off mind-controlling a god damn dragon.

This being said it's also the only "bad" decision I made. Fuck Avallac'h and his bullshit, I'd destroy his research too. The Aen Ell are not people you want to get the Source genes back. Meeting Emhyr was a strategic necessity, and only goes badly if you take the payment which is seriously such a dick move nobody should need it spelled out for them. That just leaves Kaer Morhen and I can see that one going either way.
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Triss is a liar manipulative whore who smells like shit
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>>165566949
Nah, Triss is a wonderful lady and smell like a dream.
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finally finished it all on NG+, moving on now. Does anyone know a game where you can customize your character more? Like a renaissance dressing simulator with magic?
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>>165563745
>A Snowball match is a symbol of patriarchy patronizing a woman and treating her like a child
are you retarded?
in the second point hes saying that the dialog options were terribly described

are you really saying that ciri is behaving like an adult and not like a little shit when she doesn't even let avallac'h explain himself before she destroys all his stuff?


>>165562879
>>165564732
how has any of that got to do with sjw's you imbecile, quit your /pol/ meme and knock some sense into yourself


>>165565796
exactly
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>>165563342
No. More like hated the fact that despite himself he couldn't help but be attracted to her - while also despising all of the ancestry that remained between her and Lara Dorren. It's love/hate complicated nasty sort of stuff.
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syanna a cute
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>>165572923

syanna a vampire fucking slut
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This general has been ruined by waifufags/
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>>165573865
DELET
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>>165573865
Like I need Geralt in my life ;_;
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>>165573865
that's daddy's girl
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>>165573985
Best couple ever tbqh. They truly bring out the best in each other :3
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>>165573985
>Imagine
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>>165573985
someone post the fucking pasta
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>>165574474
I imagine them taking a day for themselves and making love all day long in their warm home in Kovir while it's snowing heavily on the outside. They have a large comfy bed and pleasure each other in any way imaginable, only taking a break to have some cake or cuddle up next to their fireplace and drink hot chocolate. I imagine Geralt placing his hand on her belly and making her tingle with joy as he claims her as his only. I imagine the happiness Triss feels as Geralt gently whispers to her ear how much he loves her, before burring his head between her legs and making her scream in ecstasy.
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>>165573865
it makes me feel funny
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>>165573865
Pls delet
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>>165573865
it makes me feel despair because geralt will never manhandle me
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>>165573985
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>>165573865

you got all of them?
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The Ciri empress ending is bad and shit writing. She might've realized it was her destiny to put an end to the White Frost, but she never aspired to "change the world"; she just wanted to live a normal, carefree life.

The Witcheress ending is canon, simple as that.
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>>165577112
Why the fuck would you want more? Kill yourself
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>Kiera's face when she's afraid of rats
CUTE!
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>>165577693

the purest love.
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>>165577504
The death ending is canon dum dum
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>>165578797
No. The Witcheress ending is the only canon ending. CDPR even released a sequel comic where Geralt and Ciri have a contract hunt.
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Reminder that Yennefer never truly loved Geralt, she was just using him for Ciri.
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>>165578116
Delete that image! ;_;
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>>165577784
is that kiera?
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>>165578116
>tfw turning into a water hag

>>165580642
The comics are shit though.
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>>165580729
It's just a pre-transition picture!
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>>165580656
If you keep posting it, I'm sure all the trissfags will believe you and run with it.
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>>165580680
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>>165581367
I'm a Trissfag and I don't run with it. Yenfu is great. My Geralt never invites her to his parties though, things might get awkward.
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>>165581671
I don't give a fuck about your sick and delusional fantasies.
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So how do you play the DLCs? Before ending the game? After? Do you get to roam the world after the final quest?
???
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>>165581367
It's a pretty surreal experience seeing Witcher discussion pop up off topic in other places. Half of what the average people that played the game think about the backstory is outright false. Haven't seen this level of wikifaggotry since Game of Thrones became popular. It even eclipses it, really. And that's not even going into people misunderstanding plot points in the game itself.
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>tfw playing on low everything on silky smooth 15 FPS
fugg I need a new PC but I'm poor
I feel like I'm wasting so much of the game's potential on my shit 5-year old PC
I was amazed it can actually run
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>>165583031
Heart of Stone is best played in the act 3 return to Novigrad. Blood and Wine is best not played at all played after you've beaten the game.

>>165583242
You can probably turn textures to high at no performance cost. It's in all likelihood your video card and ram that's murdering you, not your cpu.
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>>165583031
??????? maybe ya do, maybe ya don't ????????
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> It's in all likelihood your video card and ram that's murdering you, not your cpu
My AMD GPU is most likely the greatest issue, but I've got 8 RAM, surely you're not trying to meme me into thinking I need 16?
Also, the greatest fault of my PC is the HDD instead of an SSD or an SSHD.
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Keira turned out to be cute as fuck. Lambert is lucky i don't give a fuck that she's a 'man' or whatever you insecure faggots say about her facemodel
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>>165583679
>My AMD GPU is most likely the greatest issue, but I've got 8 RAM, surely you're not trying to meme me into thinking I need 16?
It couldn't hurt but 8 is acceptable. Really its' the video card that is by far the most important part.

>Also, the greatest fault of my PC is the HDD instead of an SSD or an SSHD.
That'll increase load times but won't bother your performance much except maybe the occasional bit of texture pop-in.
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>>165583753
She looks shockingly like a male to female transexual that worked at CDPR from one angle to the extent that there was speculation that Keira's face was a tribute to her.
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>>165584057
yeah, i've seen the comparison pictures. I don't mind it. She's by no means a 10/10 and I don't care - it's her personality and voice acting that I really like so far. maybe it'll change down the line
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>>165585079

just pretend she's Lada
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>>165585079
>so far
You've seen the last of her, Anon.
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>>165586107
can't be. I'm very early into the game - and has only just emerged from the damn caves in Velen
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>>165584057
>>165585079
post pics pls
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>>165587020
Then why were you talking about Lambert?
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>>165587184
Sorceress on the left, sorceress (male) on the right
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Oh no, they have an uninvited guest...
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>>165587247
because i'venever had any intention of playing it. Never was interested in the series, but greatly enjoyed that waifu wars threads. As a result I got spoilt about a lot of plot points (mostly the waifu related shit). Eventually I ran out of games to play, so I decided to see what all the hubbub was about. Pretty good. Kinda sad I didn't play it sooner when this general was more alive
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>>165587720
He's come to call in your debt for your spamming powers.
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>>165588025
I still have two wishes left...
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>>165587870
>because i'venever had any intention of playing it. Never was interested in the series, but greatly enjoyed that waifu wars threads. As a result I got spoilt about a lot of plot points (mostly the waifu related shit)
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>literally only playing a game because of waifuwars
Worse than 10,000,000 Triss spammers
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>>165587720
How dandelion manages to get pussy while dressed like a fucking clown i'll never know
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>>165588160
>>literally only playing a game because of waifuwars

Actually no. The waifu autism is the reason the game has initially caught my attention. But there are a lot of reasons why i've decided to take the plunge, and the waifus aren't one of them husbandos are though
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>>165588160
>10,000,000 Triss spammers
What I could do with such army...

>>165588173
He's charming and in the world populated with rough, mostly uneducated, man pigs his faggotery comes across as unique and appealing.
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>>165588508
Well still, you shouldn't have started with the literal last part of the entire series.
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>>165588695
I didn't say that I started with 3 -_- I played 1 and 2 first.
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After you beat the game, do all the relevant characters disappear?
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>>165589192
Yeah, but in B&W you get to see your chosen waifu or Ciri or Dandelion.
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>>165587442
damn, thanks man
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>>165589135
>not reading the books
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I wanna get shoulderpatted by best boy
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Never mind me, just doing witcher job - saving threads from oblivion
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what am I in for?

never played any witcher games before. I read up on 1 and 2 (I might go back to them if I like this one)

should I get any mods for my first playthrough?
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>>165593014
GO PLAY 1 AND 2 FIRST FUCKING WIKIFAG REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165593014
You are in for a treat. Just do whatever you feel like doing and enjoy the game, it's massive and packed with content so it will surely keep you busy and you'll pick things up as you go. No need for mods on your first playthrough.


On an unrelated note, when Dandelion brings out his lute, all the girls start dancing :3
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>>165593014
a fat and obnoxious red haired woman named triss merigold, avoid her at all costs
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>Part in the Trailer where a peasant's kissing a monster.

Did they end up cutting that from the game or have I missed a side quest?
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>>165483197
I played through basic Ursine after around 40% of going through the base game. (So as soon as I found it.)
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>>165593923

you just KNOW dandelion fucked triss
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>>165594493
Triss is thin, charming and the best romance for Geralt. She is also the character that the fandom can't stop talking about. No other character has that power. Look at this guy, he hates her and yet all he does is talk about her. I bet he was thinking about her before, during and after he made that post. Hell, he's probably thinking about her now. Triss Merigold is the true star of TW games.
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>>165594794

you missed a side quest. It's one based on the creepy experiment island. it's one of the choices
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>>165594794
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>>165595038
Nah, Dandelion has Priscilla and Triss wouldn't give him the time of day anyway. She only has eyes for Geralt. After the party died down, they retreated to their bedchamber and made love.
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>>165595175
Dang. Thanks, though.
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>>165595038
>dandelion fucked triss
Well that's not much of an achievemnt - everybody and their mom fucked triss
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>>165595042
>>165594493
I avoid romance options in games anyway.
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>>165595263

It's implicitly implied in the books that Triss and Dandelion fucked raw dog
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>>165593014
I highly recommend playing through 1 and 2 first, just to be blown away how far CDPR have got in their abilities in the graphics department.
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>>165595376
Nah, Triss is loyal to Geralt. He is the only one to get access to her sweet vagina.

>>165595402
Nah, never happened but Triss is so interesting people even invent things about her.
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>>165595402
I wonder who was the top. Both seem like beta fags desu
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>>165589479

>or Dandelion

Huh? Can that really happen? I've seen Ciri show up but the Duchess literally says she's put the word out that he should be killed if he ever shows his face again.
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>>165595817
Yeah, if Ciri is dead and no waifu romanced, Dandelion makes an appearance.

>>165595812
Triss is beta but she goes well with alpha Geralt and does all he wants in the sack. She is masterful in bed.
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>>165595817
>if he ever shows his face again.
He probably just put his mask on
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>>165595672
thats not true. we all know that triss fuck lambert
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>>165596191
Nah, another fake theory, but like I said, that is expected when you have such an intriguing character like Triss. People can't stop thinking and theorizing about her.
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>>165596191
Is that why he's so cross with her in w1? Poor boy is jealous.
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>>165596591
Triss and Lambert never liked each other much, not even in the books.
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Smut anon, are you here? Can you write about Emhyr fucking some grill?
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>>165596018

Ah. Cunning.

>>165595979

>Yeah, if Ciri is dead and no waifu romanced, Dandelion makes an appearance.

I figured it must be that but even so, Anna wanting him dead is something they bring up right at the start so you'd think if anyone aside from the waifus or Ciri was going to show up it would be Zoltan. Probably with some money-making scheme based on importing Corvo Bianco wine to the Northern Kingdoms that will inevitably implode and take out all his savings.
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>>165596453
its canon tho
>>165596591
in w1 you can find footsteps outside of her window and in w3 during the drinking game lambert says that he jumped out of a lovers window because he didn't want to hurt a close friend.

You also get the Triss merigold gwent card from lambert. i heared that if you dont play against him you can find the card beside his bed.
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>>165596662
Then i don't see why they would fug, unless both were wasted out of their mind
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>>165596937
The thing is, Ann keeps saying that, but I'm sure that one ballad and some sweet talk later, Dandelion would manage to get on her goo side again even though he barely escaped with his head on the last time. Ladies love good old Jaskier
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>>165597101
>in w1 you can find footsteps outside of her window and in w3 during the drinking game lambert says that he jumped out of a lovers window because he didn't want to hurt a close friend.
>You also get the Triss merigold gwent card from lambert. i heared that if you dont play against him you can find the card beside his bed.


Hmm... the card thing might just be that he faps to her, but the foorsteps thing is damning. What a dog cucking geralt himself
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>>165597101
Nope. At the beginning of TW1 Salamandra steals witcher secrets. To complete the task of recovering them more efficiently Geralt, Eskel and Lambert all head to different parts of the North to look for info about Salamandra. Geralt heads to Vizima, Triss also heads there, while Lambert sets for Kaedwen. Lambert is not even in Vizima, and he would never delay or prolong his trip, risking witcher secrets just so he can have sex with Triss, who he never had a particularly good relationship with anyway.

The footprints that can be seen in Triss’ house in Vizima and allegedly belong to Lambert are first visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss’ bed, after falling unconscious during his battle with Azar Javed and The Proffesor and getting teleported there by Triss. It’s not like Geralt barges unannounced through the door of Triss’ house and says hello. It is clear that he has been unconscious for some time, and even if we assume that Lambert was there, he would never have to sneak through the window, he could just casually walk out the front door, since there is no threat of Geralt catching him in the act, which Lambert’s story implies.

Another thing, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so she can’t really have sex with Lambert at the same time. Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body, it makes little sense. At best they could have caught Lambert masturbating alone in Triss’ house, forcing him to jump through the window in shame.

Lambert mentioning Triss’ scars is more to provoke Yen, which is implied by the camera showing her take a large sip after he mentions it. It is also in line with his personality, and Triss did spend a fair amount of time in Kaer Morhen and Lambert was even present when she told the story about her participation in The Sodden battle, so him knowing about her scars is nothing unusual.

>>165597117
They never did, it's just another Yen fan theory about their favorite lady Triss
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>>165597328
The footsteps lead from the bathtub to a dresser located next to the window. It's damning evidence that Triss puts on her panties after taking a bath :3
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So, why are there no witcher grills? Wouldn't they WANT to have someone to fug during winters in kaer morhen? Or did they have peasants living there as well, doing manual labor?
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>>165597496
you copied that from reddit you cunt. get the fuck outta here
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People, people, if you want to talk about Geralt getting cucked for real, read "A Shard of Ice". It's the only canon cuckholding.
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>>165598036
>reading
>on /vg/
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>>165597952
I wrote that(actually I wrote a longer version, but it can't fit here), posted it on reddit and I use it whenever someone makes accusations at my lady Triss. Unlike most people, I actually played the first game many, many times.
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>>165597951
They suck each other off, especially Eskel and Lambert. Vesemir fucks little girls(he abused young Triss and probably Ciri)
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Is there a mod that lets me turn the HUD on and off just hitting a designated key?

And something like a free camera for muh screenshots?
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controller or KB+M?
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>>165598760
You can turn the HUD on/off by pressing 'Home'.
For free camera, download Debug Console Enabler mod.
Use 'testpause' and 'testunpause' console commands to pause and resume the game if you want to position your screens..
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>>165599237
Nice, thank you.
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Just finished hearts of stone dlc, and I just realized that I missed the viper steel sword diagram in the auction house. Is there a mod that allows access to all diagrams, maybe something similar to the gwent merchant mod? I have autism and I really do not feel like playing half of the dlc over again.
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>>165598763
KB+M, using consumables on controller is a pain
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>>165597951

When they started making Witchers they needed all the women they could get to keep human numbers up. Boys, especially boys from lower social backgrounds, were a lot more expendable. Even at its best the process killed most who underwent it and I doubt in the early days results were anywhere near that good. Could easily be looking at a 1/20 success rate or worse.

By the time the population was up enough to consider using women there was no reason to, it had been refined for boys and they could get enough of them.

The diet part of the process was all anyone could remember and it was going to seriously fuck Ciri up so they had to stop that. I imagine trying to mutate women would have a zero percent success rate. Presumably mages who knew enough could do it but nobody had the reason to back in the day and in the current era would have to start from scratch.

>Or did they have peasants living there as well, doing manual labor?

At the height of the caste I kind of imagine the Witchers lived like feudal lords, providing protection to commoners in exchange for rent, food, and labour at Kaer Morhen and using it as their base. But the Witchers were too successful at killing monsters and then the assault on Kaer Morhen happened.

We really don't know though and the books never dwelt on that.
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>>165600538
You can use these console commands, dear Megatron.

“additem(‘EP1 Witcher Armor’)” Viper Armor (Chest).

“additem(‘EP1 Witcher Gloves’)” Viper Gloves.

“additem(‘EP1 Witcher Pants’)” Viper Pants .

“additem(‘EP1 Witcher Boots’)” Viper Boots.

“additem(‘EP1 Viper School silver sword’)” Viper Venomous Silver Sword.

“additem(‘EP1 Viper School steel sword’).” Viper Steel Sword
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damn fighting the wild hunt at kaer moren was boring af

2 types of enemies, then Imlerith was as boring

do boss fights eventually get better after that ?
I'm in novigrad now, have to help Ciri, Dandelion etc do some more dumb shit
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f o g l e t b a t t l e !
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>>165601990
the DLC boss fight are a little bit better

nothing compares to games from japan though :)
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>>165601990
no the only challenging things in the main game are a few monster contracts

the eredin fight is even worse
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Is there only one NG+ cycle?
There's not an NG+2 where the enemies are upscaled once more?
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>>165602949

I think you can NG++ but level requirements for items get way out of hand.

Not sure why you'd really bother any way.
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When is best to do the expansions? Post main game story in free roam, or before?
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>>165605992

main game
then hearts of stone
then blood and wine

the order they came out
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>>165605992
HoS you can do whenever. I recommend either during Final Preparations or after you complete the main quest.

B&W is best played after you complete the main game since some choices carry over.
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>>165605992
I did them both post main story line.
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>>165605992

With HoS it's more a level thing than a plot point thing. To an extent it makes more sense to do after you've resolved the Ciri situation and have free time to fuck around but if you're like me you wandered off the main plot and just did shit you came across any way.

Blood and Wine should be left for after the main game and HoS. The quest level listed is pretty serious.
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>>165609010
What a lovely woman.
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can someone give me a rundown on the pros and cons of triss vs yen?
I've heard that yen cheated on geralt so i don't want to go with her because of that but I don't know the full story
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>>165612493

Yen treats everyone like shit because she thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She constantly picks fights with Geralt (and everyone else) and reads his mind despite his constant and clear requests she stops. They keep getting back together because the Djinn in the Last Wish is a dick. The games *vastly* improve on Yen's personality because otherwise there wouldn't even be a moment's hesitation for most of the audience in who they choose to go with.

Triss once did something not so great because a sorceress who could depopulate a large city in the space of seconds was standing next to her demanding she do it. She also mislead Geralt in the first game when he had amnesia but has apologised and done her best to make up for it.

Yen is more popular with people who read the books before playing the games. Triss is more popular with those who played the games first and/or didn't read the books.

Neither are perfect, pic your poison.

Personally I go with Triss. I have a thing for redheads and a thing for big boobs so even if Yen wasn't a screeching harpy cunt she still wouldn't get a look in.
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>>165612493
Book Geralt 100% friendzoned Triss, and Yen is 100% the love of his life.
Their relationship has been turbulent, but there's no doubt.

>I've heard that yen cheated on geralt so i don't want to go with her because of that but I don't know the full story
Triss lies to Geralt and manipulates him in the games. There's an argument to be made that Geralt is the one to initiate the "relationship", but there's no denying she is a manipulating hag who lies by omission.
Triss also betrays Ciri and Geralt in the books.

Don't let that Triss autist fill your head with lies. He's deranged
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>>165612493
In the books Yen is Geralt's greatest and only love, they have a turbulent, rocky relationship, but share a deep love and understanding for each other. Yen has cheated on him once with a mage she had an affair before but Geralt also cheats on Yen and they get past that.

Triss is their friend who slept with Geralt once in the books and fell in love with him. She desperately tried to get with him again, but despite caring about her and liking her, Geralt only saw Triss as a friend.

At the end of the last book Geralt and Yen die(it's ambiguous) and Ciri leaves this world. Enter games. Five years have passed and Geralt makes a sudden reappearance and is found by his fellow witcher friends and Triss half dead and with amnesia.

Geralt chooses himself to start a relationship with Triss in TW1. She doesn't force him to do anything and her manipulation consist mostly of accepting his advances and not insisting on further bringing up his past after he tells her he is not ready to talk about it the first time she tries to mention it. Triss has been in love with Geralt for a long time and seeing him return from the dead and showing interest in her proves as too much of a challenge for her and she embraces his affection and starts a relationship with him.

Depending on the choices it can be interpreted that Geralt genuinely fell in love with Triss and can continue romancing her throughout TW2 even after she comes clean about his past at the beginning of the game.

So in TW3 Geralt got his memory back, he and Triss separated and now he is trying to find Yen. Whoever you choose, both ladies have some nice moments with Geralt and both are interesting characters.

Triss romance is more sugary with Geralt showing his more gentle and romantic side in the way he acts and treats Triss, and she embraces that. The romance with Yen has an old married couple vibe. They always try to outwit each other but share a deep love and understanding that goes beyond words at times.
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>>165613279
>>165613314
>>165613594

this is all too tough
I prefer Triss's look and voice
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>>165613765
>Triss's look and voice
>voice

Shit taste famalam, holy shit
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>no ciri romance option
no point
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>>165613765
Choose whoever you want, that's the point of the game. Triss is lovely though, with that I agree.
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>>165613765

>magic's gone

Literally my favourite part of the game.

Even better than FUCKING REGIS OUTTA NOWHERE BITCHES.
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>>165593014
Play 1 and 2 first.
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>>165595390
The Witcher had one or two that actually weren't terrible. Or did before the waifupatch added cringy dialogue even to the default option.
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>>165615031
Triss and Yen are both great in their own way, excellently done romances.
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>>165598036
They weren't married, not technically a cuckolding.
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>>165601990
>do boss fights eventually get better after that ?
In the expansions.

Imlerith is sadly the best vanilla boss.

>>165612493
Triss is a traitor that took advantage of Geralt's amnesia, tried to sell Ciri to the Lodge, and left Geralt and Yennefer for dead a couple of times.

Yennefer and Geralt's autism clashed but they're over it and it's basically canon.
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>>165613765
Triss is one of the worst VAs in the game.

>>165614861
The only reason anyone would be surprised by Regis in Blood and Wine is because they thought CDPR had too much self respect to do it.
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>>165615206
She still fucked Istredd merely hours after fucking Geralt. She cucked him hard.
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>>165615631
She cheated on them, but cuckolding requires marriage.
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>>165612493
Let's ignore all the good qualities and just focus on the terrible stuff. Here are the worst things both parties have done:

Yennefer: Once cheated on Geralt before breaking it off with Geralt and the other guy and running off.

Triss: Joined an international mage conspiracy with the goal of abducting Geralt and Yennefer's adopted daughter to be used for selective breeding, and in the process helped frame Yennefer for treason, and left Geralt to be killed by an assassin.
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>>165615423
>Triss is a traitor that took advantage of Geralt's amnesia, tried to sell Ciri to the Lodge, and left Geralt and Yennefer for dead a couple of times.
Geralt played a very active role in his relationship with Triss and is not her victim. He can continue romancing her even after she tells him about Yen and Ciri, so their relationship is very much mutual. Geralt even considers that Triss helped him get his Emory back as he tells to Regis in B&W.

Triss encouraged Geralt to make his own decisions and develop a personality outside of her influence in TW1 and that his memory should start coming back on its own, which happens.

Triss' actions with the Lodge are reprehensible, but she had no authority over Philippa and is basically a weak betraying coward in that scene, no question there. She believes they are acting for the greater good, and even if her intentions aren't malicious, she is wrong.

Triss however does some good things in the books also, like helping Ciri in KM, saving Geralt's life on Thanedd and helping Yen in Rivia. She continues making up for her actions in the games, where she saves Geralt's life several times and takes his side against the Lodge in TW2. She also proves more than helpful in TW3. Triss shows a lot of growth throughout the series.
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>>165615889

>Joined

If you mean "was coerced into by the woman who is at least the second-most powerful mage in the setting" then sure.

It's not like Triss had too many options, and she clearly wasn't happy about it.

I also kinda want to be the fly on the wall when Ciri finds out about what Yen did to Skjall. "Oh, so you tortured the soul of one of the few people who tried to help me out, and in the process desecrated the site that was holy to him and his Clan while also completely draining the area of magic forever?"

>Ciri used Elder Blood REEEEEE
>It's super effective!
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>>165616319
if it helps your decision newfag, this poster has done nothing but spam the general with images of Triss for a year straight. Here's a screencap from when he was at his peak.

>>165616457
>coerced
There is never any indication it was less than voluntary. Read the books.

>It's not like Triss had too many options, and she clearly wasn't happy about it.
She wasn't happy about being caught. But meanwhile at the first Lodge meeting after Yennefer's kidnapping, they take careful measures to keep Rita away from Yennefer at all times in case she'd succumb to pity and help her. They don't bother with Triss.
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>>165616457
>Yennefer makes the hard choices to save Ciri and the entire world
Cry me a river.

>also completely draining the area of magic forever?"
That's not how magic works. It'll refill over time.
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>>165616457
Actually, Triss did willingly join the Lodge and supported their plans. sure she is lower on their hierarchy, but that doesn't excuse her. What is important is that she grows out of it, abandons the Lodge and only when she start pursuing her own ideals, their true nature is revealed and we can see that Triss actually cares for her fellow mages and that her ideals go beyond the desire for money or power.
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>>165616457
>If you mean "was coerced into by the woman who is at least the second-most powerful mage in the setting" then sure.
Oh and Philippa is third at best. Probably lower. Wikifag.
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>REEEE only i should be able to thin my deck - ST players
>REEEE only i should be able to chain medics - SK players
>mfw NR master race
stay mad cucks
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>>165616625
>if it helps your decision newfag, this poster has done nothing but spam the general with images of Triss for a year straight. Here's a screencap from when he was at his peak.
My immense love for Triss doesn't change the points I make. I very objectively presented both Triss and Yen in my first post unlike some other people here who immediately went into a full waifu war mod. And I get accused of being a waifufag. I am, to be clear, but so are many of you, now lets talk about Triss some more :3
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>>165616757

>yennefer does this thing that turns out to be pointless because you find out where Ciri is in other ways

And magic can be permanently drained or disrupted. There's even a Place of Power she could have used nearby, but nope, let's wreck the Garden for good.

>>165616778

Pretty much all of the mages were in on some conspiracy or another. Yen was one of the rare few who weren't, in part due to her obsession with curing her infertility.

Triss is barely out of mage training, of course she's going to be easy pickings for Phillipa.
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>>165616457
>Trissfags have to use fanfiction to defend their waifu
D'hoine she was on Philippa's side before the Lodge was even formed. What do you think she meant about how her not telling the Council about Ciri wouldn't be a problem because things had changed in Blood of Elves?

You...you did read the books you're talking about, right?

Right?
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whats the deal with yen being a hag or something?
was she born like that and used magic to change herself?
are there any images of here like that (concept art or anything)?
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>>165617054
>>yennefer does this thing that turns out to be pointless because you find out where Ciri is in other ways
Knowing about Uma is the only way you can get Ciri back. Did you pay the game?

>And magic can be permanently drained or disrupted.
No it can't. Source for this? Books say the opposite.

>There's even a Place of Power she could have used nearby, but nope,
>She could have used the level up spot
She also could have opened the console and just spawned Ciri on the spot. What a bitch.
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>>165617054
>And magic can be permanently drained or disrupted.
Wrong.

> There's even a Place of Power she could have used nearby, but nope, let's wreck the Garden for good.
kek

>Pretty much all of the mages were in on some conspiracy or another.
>m-muh peer pressure
>she a good girl who dindu nuffin, she just in with a bad crowd
>she goin a temple and turnin her life aroun

>Triss is barely out of mage training, of course she's going to be easy pickings for Phillipa.
Even assuming Yennefer made friends with her when she was right out of school (unlikely) Triss has been out of training for well over a decade.

>>165617065
Yennefer looks exactly like how you see her. All mages freeze their aging and use magical cosmetic surgery to look better. She was a hunchback when she was a kid before getting it fixed though, which is unusual.
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>>165617054
It still doesn't excuse Triss for her mistakes, she did what she did, but she has made up for it since and that is very important.

>>165617065
Yennefer was born as hunchback, but was later permanently fixed by her mentor. Pretty much all sorceresses change their appearance, and that probably goes for Triss too, even though it's never mentioned. Also Yen was blinded and Triss horrible burned during the Sodden Hill battle, but both were fixed using magic.
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>>165617065
>whats the deal with yen being a hag or something?
Wikifags.

>was she born like that and used magic to change herself?
She was born a quarter elf baby. Sometime during childhood she developed scoliosis but got that fixed with magic.

>are there any images of here like that (concept art or anything)?
No.

>>165617632
>Yennefer was born as hunchback,
Scoliosis usually develops later in childhood actually.
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What's with all the wikifags and redditors lately?
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>>165617687
>Scoliosis usually develops later in childhood actually.
Ok, wasn't aware of that, whatever the case may be, she was a hunchback but is not anymore is what matters.
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>>165617931
I think there might be a version that develops very early but it's pretty rare.

>tfw mages stay mercantile or nationalized instead of glorious capitalist master race
>tfw these magical enhancements never become available to the general public
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>>165617203

>Knowing about Uma is the only way you can get Ciri back.

And you could have heard about Uma being there by listening in to gossip. It's not like Skjall was the only one who saw him.

>Wrong.

I'd have to re-check the quest to be sure but I know Freya's Garden will never have enough magic to sustain the tree there again. I took that to mean it was essentially a dead zone forever.

And yeah, the Place of Power thing is a legitimate complaint. She can teleport all over the place and a PoP is a better, more concentrated, and more easily drawn upon source of magic. There was no reason to desecrate Freya's Garden.

>>165617687

>Wikifags.

Bookfags actually.

In The Last Wish, Geralt detects traces of hunch back, her eyes are at different levels and I think there was something else, maybe a hare lip?

This doesn't seem to be uncommon though, I think there was somewhere in the books that even said a lot of sorceresses were born so unattractive that marrying them off wasn't an option for their families so they send them off for mage training just to be rid of them. And then they tamper with their appearance to look good so they can prance around at court and stuff.
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>>165618558
>And you could have heard about Uma being there by listening in to gossip.
It's not that Uma exists, it's the irrefutable identification of it being there ahead of a magical catastrophe and being in Ciri's boat.

>It's not like Skjall was the only one who saw him.
He's the only one that saw the part that actually mattered. This should be self evident.

>I'd have to re-check the quest to be sure but I know Freya's Garden will never have enough magic to sustain the tree there again.
I don't remember this. Even if true (it's not) boo hoo, some trees died to save a bunch of human lives.

>And yeah, the Place of Power thing is a legitimate complaint.
No it's not. It's a gameplay mechanic not a part of the plot. You may as well be asking why she didn't reload an earlier save and go to Hindarsfjall immediately.

>Bookfags actually.

>In The Last Wish, Geralt detects traces of hunch back, her eyes are at different levels and I think there was something else, maybe a hare lip?
This has to be a false flag to make Trissfags look bad or something. There's no way you're really this stupid. You're a living wikifag stereotype.

Geralt says "she has the eyes of a hunchback" meaning that despite how beautiful she is she has the haunted and bitter look of someone that grew up hideously deformed. The rest of what you posted isn't there at all. Which you'd know if you actually read the book you're pretending to have read.
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>>165618558
>this whole fucking post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkodTydUR0E

Sometimes I start thinking maybe the Trissfags and waifufags aren't as stupid as I thought and it was all just memes on /wtc/, then one shows up and reminds me.
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He knew what she used to be. What she remembered, what she couldn't forget, what she lived with. Who she really was before she had become a sorceress. Her cold, penetrating, angry and wise eyes were those of a hunchback. He was horrified. No, not of the truth. He was horrified that she would read his thoughts, find out what he had guessed. That she would never forgive him for it. He deadened that thought within himself, killed it, threw it from his memory forever, without trace, feeling, as he did so, enormous relief.
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>>165619446
>all fags are the same
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>>165619965
Define fag. This just the friendly 4chan epithet fag, the gay fag, the English fag, or waifufags? Because waifufags are all pretty much the same. The only thing exceptinal about this fanbase is that there are no Triss fans that are not waifufags.
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>>165616457
>the woman who is at least the second-most powerful mage in the setting
>>165616891
>Oh and Philippa is third at best. Probably lower

I'm not goint to touch the discussion you're having, i'm just really curious who the most powerful mages are.

Phil always struck me as very powerful, but because Francesca is an elf i always thought she was #1, and Phil #2. Except if we include males as well, then Vilgefortz sounds pretty OP.
And how do elven sages like Avallach, who is from another world/culture compare to them?

Is it all opinions or are there indications that can give us an answer?
Who are the top 3 or 5?
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>>165620142
At the time before the Thanedd coup the most powerful sorceresses were probably Tissaia, Francesa, and Ida in no paticular order, followed by Philippa. Vilgefortz in particular and Avallac'h as well are probably both stronger than them.
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>>165620142
>Is it all opinions or are there indications that can give us an answer?
>Who are the top 3 or 5?
Sapkowski never cared about power levels in a specific way and they have varying talents. So while there's clear tiers, if we try to judge people in the same tier it gets iffy. Who's stronger, Philippa or Rita? Philippa can polymorph. Rita can't. But Rita is the only sorceress in the proto-lodge meeting that shows no strain at all when contacting Assire all the way in Nilfgaard. Vilgefortz has godlike raw power, but Avallac'h can travel between spheres more easily. Who is stronger?

Nevermind that on a good or bad day the second from the top can probably beat #1 depending on circumstances or the demands of the plot.
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>>165619041

>Which you'd know if you actually read the book you're pretending to have read.

Yeah, you mean on p. 236? "He saw her left shoulder, slightly higher than her right. Her lips, a touch too narrow. Her chin, receeding a little too much. Her brows a little too irregular. Her eyes..."
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>>165620071
Eh, not really, there are a bunch of people who casually like Triss without obsessing too much over it, but there are also people like me, true waifufags.

However, same can be said of Yen fans, there are some pretty hardcore waifufags here even though they would never admit it to themselves but there are also people who like her character within normal boundaries.

>>165620142
My personal guess would be: Vilgefortz > Tissaia > Francesca > Ida > Phil > Sile > Yen=Rita=Fringilla > Sabrina > Keira=Triss

I don't know where to put Assire and Avallac'h would probably be near the top.
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>>165620679
>>165620404
Thanks m8's.
I can't wait for the books. As soon as the official translation is out for that last one (Lady of the Lake?) i'll buy them all.
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>>165620881
Nice backtracking. Now show me where he sees through the illusion obscuring her hairlip and curved spine.
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are there any particular items worth keeping? (besides mats)

every sword and armour piece except my witcher gear I've just been selling or dismantling
Is there any chance I've chucked away something good by doing that?
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>>165620881
No, that's him autistically cataloguing her flaws to try and stop having a boner. If you actually own the books but understand them this poorly I'm not sure if that's better or worse than only pretending.

>implying you didn't download them from the OP just now to try to prove your wikifag nonpoint

>>165621326
Witcher gear and a handful of relic swords are the only things in the game worth anything.
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>>165621464
Not him or taking part in this debate but is there something wrong with the links in the op? I don't want to spend 70 dollars on books right now
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>>165621995
I'm pretty sure one of them listed as an official translation is actually a fan one but I can't remember which.
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>>165620967

There's no illusion. What are you on about? Sorceresses get magical cosmetic surgery.

>>165621464

>implying I didn't buy the boxed special edition of the first game and then walk across the mall to the Border's store that had The Last Wish and pick it up out of curiosity

>>165621995

There's nothing wrong with them, he's just mad someone who disagreed with him has read them and could cite a reference for it.
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>>165622682
You were either only pretending to be retarded or you replied to the wrong person.
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>>165622682
>There's no illusion. What are you on about? Sorceresses get magical cosmetic surgery.
Glad I could clear that up for you.

>There's nothing wrong with them, he's just mad someone who disagreed with him has read them and could cite a reference for it.
The thing you were "disagreeing" about was objectively wrong but you have wisely come around when faced with facts.
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>>165621326

There are times when you haven't got a Set bonus for your gear and you find something better than your Witcher kit, or at least better than what you currently have diagrams and materials to make.

But aside from a set you can get in Blood and Wine, Arondight, and Iris Witcher gear will be better.
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>>165622847

No, I was (you'd) out of the blue for apparently saying there was an illusion, which I never did.

>>165623089

>prove my point
>doh ho ho so you agree with me now

Come on, man.
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>>165623361
>Person says that people that say sorceresses are hags under an illusion are wikifags
>you reply to argue with them and that they're actually bookfags
>confused when people assume you're talking about an illusion
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>>165623648
kek
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>>165623648
Pixel Triss is still a cutey :3
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A long while ago I chose Regis in a keg instead of Ioverth. I regret my decision.
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Triss autist, why don't you play gwent?
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Witcher 2

On the ghosty battlefield where Geralt possesses a soldier and has to fight the war without any Witcher powers/moves/items.

On hard mode.

Over 30 attempts.

How the fuck do? I haven't played the game in over a year because of this bullshit. I want to finish it and move into TW3.
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>>165628819
You earned your fate.
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>>165629113
You put enough points in sword to actually be able to riposte and shit. Otherwise, turn the difficulty down until you get to the boss.
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>>165629113

It is a pain in the ass sequence.

Unfortunately the only advice is to git gud. I'm not even saying that to be an asshole, the fight with the Draugr is complete bullshit due to the limitations. The only solution is to keep practicing until you learn his moves and can beat him.
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Holy shit dijkstra is a good ass fucking character in 3. Just doing my first play through and finished now or never and had that long talk with him on the dock.
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>>165629846
I haven't BEEN putting points in sword. If I don't get to keep my rolling and whatnot why would I get to keep my Witcher sword skills? Why don't I inherit the skills of the guy I'm possessing?

Is CDPR retarded?


>>165630049
I tried so many times and i think it is physically impossible. As in not even a perfectly scripted bot could beat the sequence...
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>>165630176
Yeah, he is pretty fucking cool. At least until later, depending on how you view the situation.
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>>165630281
>If I don't get to keep my rolling and whatnot why would I get to keep my Witcher sword skills?
I don't know but you don't.

>Is CDPR retarded?

No but they were almost bankrupt at this point in development and desperately needed to release something.
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>>165630281

Well, I hate to disagree but I did W2 on Dark Mode thinking it would give me better items to start W3 with but haha no that didn't happen.

He is beatable but he's a giant pain in the ass. I sometimes toy with the idea of replaying 2 and then remember that fight. The quest leading up to it is pretty awesome, but having to fight the Draugr without your proper skills is just grating.

If you're playing Keyboard and Mouse have a look at getting a controller. I barely made it through Dark Mode on KB+M with my sanity intact, a controller would have made things so much simpler. W3 is made for a controller too.
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>>165629113
if you didn't put points into block/ vigor/ parry it's bullshit
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do you think it would be possible to domesticate a siren?

asking for a friend
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>>165631170
Yeah, I didn't upgrade those things because I used dodge instead. I try not to upgrade vigor in games if I don't need to (Dark Souls for example), so if I recall correctly, I didn't upgrade that much either.
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>>165631570

You get an opportunity to respec later in the game and you can keep any applied mutagens when you do it.

The +Health ability was one of the first I bought to deal with the lethality of the game. Dodge and Quen are all very well and good but sometimes things go wrong.
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>>165631509
No, you'd have to kidnap a human girl and use magic to make them look like one.
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>>165632745
>You get an opportunity to respec later in the game
As in "right before the last fucking hour of the game"
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>>165633101
Go on...
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>>165633207

Watch me give no shits in my pursuit of a min-maxed build.

But yeah the power differential before and after respeccing is pretty minor and you don't get it for long.
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I want Anarietta to tie me up in her play dungeon.
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>game has no marry Priscilla option
Pretty disappointing, I must say.
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>>165634136

>wanting Dandelion's left-overs
Pretty disappointing, I must say.
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>>165634232
Women who can sing are god tier
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haha triss is pathetic slut
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>>165636629
this t b h
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>>165637050
yes
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>>165636629
>tfw it's true
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So, how exactly did Thaler manage to get a date with Shani, he's pretty ugly and his fencer personality isn't exactly charming either
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>>165638574

Shani went gaga for his fucking smooth way with words, you cunt.

Seriously though I think Thaler is the only man in Vizima mad enough to try to get past the old bat Shani was renting from. She works most of the time and the rest you'd have to deal with her landlady.
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>>165638574
Shani wanted to slum it.
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>>165638835
Best explanation yet.
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>>165636629
Nah, Triss is the main point of fascination of the whole fandom, as you so very well prove :3

She is also a beautiful and sweet lady.
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>>165629054
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>>165640321
>>165629054

I don't much care for multiplayer card games, I will probably pick up the single player campaigns though. For me, TW is all about the story and characters.
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>>165638835
>Shani went gaga for his fucking smooth way with words, you cnut
>tfw you'll never find out what Thaler's dirty talk is like
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>>165640509
and by story and characters you men your waifu
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>>165565515
The books also say that Ciri was not heard from again after Rivia, so her also becoming a well known witcheress also contradicts the books.

Just have a headcanon that when Ciri returned to Stygga it somehow changed the timeline or something.
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>>165640536
>>tfw you'll never find out what Thaler's dirty talk is like
M'lady might I kiss thine dainty hand?
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>>165638574
Depends on who was actually dating Shani, Bernard Ducat himself or his cover-up Thaler.
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Is Voorhis a homo? He looks like a homo lusting after geralt's albino cock
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>>165640718
Ciri infected the Witcher world with waifu radiation from the space between universes. It started turning everyone into Bioware characters.
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>>165640658
Among others, sure. I think it's clear to pretty much anyone by now, as this thread also proves, that Triss is the most impacting and debated character from the universe and also the most polarizing one. She is a big part of what makes TW so great.

On the other hand I love Geralt, Ciri, Yen, Dijkstra, Phil and so many others and I enjoy seeing their stories unfold. I also love the general tone and atmosphere of the world.
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>>165640917
He's going to fuck Ciri.
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>>165640917
he literally brags about how he's going to get to fug ciri.

that said, i don't hate him at all.
he's not some pompous pansy, he treats geralt with respect and is likely a competent general because emeyr wouldn't have someone in the position through nepotism alone.
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>>165641383
He'also a smooth politician playing both sides against the middle to become Emperor.
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the gwent game is great, anybody else playing?

>>165640917
fuck you voorhis is based.
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>>165641550
>a p2w children's card game
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>>165641663
>p2w

You get cards at breakneck speeds though...
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>>165641550
>fuck you voorhis is based.
Sure, but that doesnt make him not homo

>>165641049
>>165641383
I bet he's gonna fug her from behind so that he can pretend she's geralt
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>>165641835
>I bet he's gonna fug her from behind so that he can pretend she's geralt
And also so she can pretend he's Geralt.
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>>165641851
So they're perfect for each other. Too bad geralt doesn't do men, or he could be the meat in imperial sandwich
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>>165641851
DELET
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>>165640509
How does one get the characters into these poses together?
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>>165641663
>p2w
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>>165642162
For that particular image, I used the Triss Companion mod, but as of lately, I've been using the Storyboard UI mod that allows you to set up your own scenes.
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>>165642162
By being an autistic faggot
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>>165642260
Cheers mate, good luck on the path
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>>165642445
You too, fellow witcher fan
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>>165642391
SAVAGE
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>>165642010
You should be flattered that both the empress and the emperor want to eat your ass, geralt
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>>165642663
Well, he does have a point though :3
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>>165641383
Why didn't CDPR just say in the epilogue slides that she just marries Voorhis if they originally planned to have them? It is obvious she will have to whether she likes it or not.
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>>165643030
It might upset people.
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>>165641663
>p2w
im literally top 5 on the ladder with a free account, git gud
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>>165643129
Over the damn bad dad ending? I think it may have upsetted some pansy CDPR devs.
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>>165643317
Bad Dad ending is for fuck ups and autists, Empress ending is for the Bioware fans that think you can paragon interrupt your way to good ends for everything with only a slight detour for feels
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>>165643380
witcher ending is for normies and children that think ciri should never have to grow up and can avoid her own responsibilities in order to be 'free'
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>>165643493
>normies
>children

Witcheress sucks to but it's the least sucky ending. Bad Dad is better executed but you have to be a retard to get it
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>What do you mean I should just get an apprenticeship? I'm going to change the world with this degree in intersectional post-genderqueer feminism. It is my great privilege and responsibility! God dad you're so small minded.
-Empress Cirilla of Nilfgaard, PG 212 of The Witcher 9: Season of Kurwas
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>>165643868
she's a figurehead, numbnuts
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>>165643953
What like on a boat? That doesn't even make sense she's a living thing. Go to bed.
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>>165643953

Given that she's a political babe in the woods, probably.

But three have been other cases where someone who was expected to be easily manipulated turned out to actually be good at ruling.

I doubt she'll have much of an impact on Nilfgaard other than maybe starting a fashion for women knowing how to use swords and/or dabble in magic though.
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>>165644140
>I doubt she'll have much of an impact on Nilfgaard other than maybe starting a fashion for women knowing how to use swords
That's already the fashion in the southernmost part of the Northern Realms and in Nilfgaard. It's called raising girls "in the Elven manner".
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>>165644140
>But three have been other cases where someone who was expected to be easily manipulated turned out to actually be good at ruling.
Yeah it can happen but I don't see Ciri being that type. And the game didn't do anything to build to that. Just said "She's a totes great ruler though" in a couple lines in the epilogue.
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What if The ending of TW3 is bad
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>>165644398
The whole story after Kaer Morhen was rushed.
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haha triss smells like shit
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>>165645627
I looked it up and I'm pretty sure this is correct.
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I want Anna Henrietta to tie me down and use me as her personal play thing without regard for my personal comfort
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>>165645709
My Geralt eagerly kissed her :3

>>165645934
Cutie :3

>>165645627
Triss smells wonderful.
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>>165645647
this
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>tfw no one cares about yennefer and every thread is always about triss
I feel kind of sorry for her, getting completely overshadowed like that, but on the other hand I understand the Triss fascination, no other character walks on such a fine line of moral ambiguity and Yennefer simply fails to fascinate people who like Triss the way Triss captures the mind of Yen loving people.

Triss causes a reaction, she makes them post about her, draw comics about her, think about her and pretty much obsess over her. It makes me proud of Triss as a character, seeing her dominate the fandom the way she does :3
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>>165646184
Oh come on, you know very well that Triss Merigold has a fine scent. I imagine it as sweet but arousing and exhilarating, just like she is :3
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>>165645647
Nope, several characters in TW2 compliment her lovely scent. Geralt even gets jelly when Cedric gets completely captured by her beauty and aroma.
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Haha triss is a liar
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>>165646742
Triss definitely did some shady things and wasn't always honest but her lies were those of omission and she more than made up for it, I am always amazed by the growth she shows throughout the series. That makes her feel so human and real.
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triss looks like a man haha she smells like shit
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>>165647016
Preposterous, Triss looks wonderful. Her freckles, eyes, lips, hair, breasts, booty...

If I had to guess I would say she smells like a freshly plucked rose.
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triss is absolute garbage
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triss has no relevance to the story. she's useless haha
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>>165647104
Triss is an amazing character, she has a very unique set of qualities and flaws. She can be kind, sweet, funny and idealistic but also naive, jealous, manipulative and treacherous. She is insecure but capable of taking charge when the situation forces her, she commits both selfish and selfless acts and is driven by both personal and "higher" motives, which sometimes conflict. I think she is a very interesting character.
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triss has diarrhea haha she smells like shit
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>>165647162
Don't be silly, Triss has the most screen time next to Geralt in the whole trilogy. Her role in helping with Ciri is invaluable :3
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>>165647245
And Geralt valiantly wipes her sweet asshole like a true gentleman. How I envy him, lucky bastard :3
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I think it's pretty funny how little effort the anti-triss poster puts in while the trissposter shits out these walls of salty text.
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triss is a fire hydrant kek haha
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>>165647485
Triss has beautiful fiery hair. It's thick and arousing. It makes her shine like a true beacon of beauty.
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haha kek kek triss a shit
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>>165647581
Nope, Triss is bliss. Fun fact, Triss actually means happy and blessed. Very appropriate if you ask me :3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjbZYeUsUP0
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>>165647471
Oh come on, it's not my first time defending my lady Triss, I've been doing it for years, this is pretty standard procedure if you ask me. Me and 4K anon used to go like this for hours on end :3
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>all this shitting on triss and free (you)s
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>>165649185
Don't worry friend, I'll always be your (you). Defending the honor of my Triss is a privilege and honor, a woman like that deserve my full dedication :3
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>this is anarietta irl
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All this Triss talk made me think about her and I realized how much I loved her body in TW2. Her nipples were just the right size and puffiness, her breasts shaped to perfection and her waist and legs lean and sexy. Her pubic hair was just right, she had the perfect amount of pubic hair. Very, very sexy. I miss seeing that in TW3, women all have the same body texture in TW3, except for Ciri and impaled Keira. The only thing that's better in TW3 is Triss' face.

However, being the obsessed Triss aficionado that I am, I found her TW2 body texture and made a nude mod that makes her body look just like in TW2. I had to adjust some things to make it work, but I'm very happy with the final result. Some other nude mods out there weren't doing it for me, CDPR created a perfect nude Triss for TW2 and it would be a shame not to use that.
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>>165650225

show us
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>>165650225
Do you literally have nothing better to do with your life, autist?
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>>165650438
Sorry, no nipples and vaginas allowed here Annafriend. But if you played TW2, you know what I'm talking about and how gorgeous Triss private parts are. One other thing I forgot to mention is her belly button, it also looked way cuter in TW2.
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>>165650514
I could probably find something, but Triss just fulfills me in so many ways. I love talking about her, I love taking pictures of her, I love thinking about her, I love dreaming about her, I love defending her honor...she is just perfect to me. I think I actually love her.
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>open the thread to see if it's any better than the last one
>it's not
Waifufag holocaust when
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triss smells like absolute SHIT give me more yous
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Did they say anything when the new GWENT patch is going to arrive
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>>165650762
One, she's a fictional character, and two, you spent your Sunday giving your video game girlfriend new nipples and pubes.
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>>165650764

you can only complain once Gwent and CP2077 are out

>>165650593

If you really loved Triss you'd risk it
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What would sex with Yen be like?
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>>165650770
Here. Triss has a divine scent.

>>165650851
Oh, I already made that mod a while ago, I know Triss isn't real, but my love for her is. I can't explain it, but she brings me so much happiness and means a lot to me. I genuinely love her.
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triss is boring and lame
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>>165651640
Nah, Triss is fun and charming. Just thinking of all the wonderful moments she and Geralt had makes me smile.
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>>165650770
Here's a (you) and i agree. She smells disgusting
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Lambert a cute. CUTE!
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>>165651851
That is incorrect and you know it. I do wonder how musky Triss gets while she on the road, I assume it can be hard to keep your hygiene in those circumstances, but maybe that's not a bad thing, I would love to take a sniff of her natural aroma.
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if you love triss so much, why haven't you gotten a figure of her
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roche and triss bonded over their loyalty for foltest and roche ended up making triss his bitch

later they both became emhyr's bitches and these days they fight every day over who gets to gag on emhyr's dick first
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do I need to play witcher 1 and 2 before playing 3?
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>>165652034
I think it would be very unhealthy to further fuel my obsession with figures, I mean I would probably end up sleeping with it, bathing with it, talking to it...
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>>165652104

I guess you don't truly love her.
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>>165652061
Nah, Triss only has eyes for Geralt's dick. She would never cheat on him and only wants to feel him inside her. I always imagine how happy she must feel each time Geralt touches her, tells her he loves her, makes love to her...
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>>165652104
>not being caring enough to spend measly $30 on your waifu
Jeez, what a cheapskate.
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>>165652171
Eh, I disagree, my love for Triss is strong and unhealthy as ever, but she already knows that.
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>>165652210

that 5head on triss
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>>165652210
That Triss cosplayer is so petite and cute, just like real Triss.
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>>165652306
>expecting women to magically know you love them without having any actual proof
Jesus christ, you should at least try. If Triss stepped into your room right now she wouldn't see a thing that proved your love for her. Just droning on 4chan about it isn't worth shit. At least buy the figure, man.
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>>165652104
Wait, you bathe?
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>>165652075

Strictly speaking no, but you may be lost as to who characters are and why you should give a shit. This is generally easy to resolve by reading your Codex entries. Everything of importance is recapped there.

1 is a good game but is really showing its age. I don't think I could go back. 2 still holds up and doesn't really require you to know anything about the first game.

You're fine to just jump into 3 though.
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>>165652474
He doesn't mean it literally. The social worker that visits him every 2 months cleans his fat rolls with a wet towel, that's all.
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>>165652061
But Roche only gags on Iorveth's dick. i would gladly gag on emhyr's dick though
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>>165652431
Ok, Marcin, I'll buy the figure :3
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triss smells like ass sweat
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>>165652474
Of course, I'm a clean and well kept fellow. What if Triss comes unannounced one day, I want to be worthy of receiving her pity kiss on the cheek.
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>>165481895
>mfw this general has devolved into nothing more than Trissposting and anti-Trissposting

Just let it die, you're turning into another /Meg/.
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>>165652620
Mmmm, can you imagine her ass sweat dripping on your face moments after she had a violent diarrhea outburst and it's all browny and smelly. I would totally lick it.
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triss has no personality lmao
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>>165652675
>tfw we had some good threads a few days ago
There are times like that, don't worry. Just let them finish off the thread.
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triss' pussy is dry as hell
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>>165652675
I said this many times before and it always proves to be the truth. Triss captures the attention of people like no other character does. People will always talk about her, it's inevitable. No other character has that power. Love or hate her, Triss causes people to react. I mean, just the fact that people bother posting about her despite disliking her shows what a fantastic character she truly is.
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>no Anarietta statue or even funko pop

pls cdpr. let me show my love for the duchess
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triss has diarrhea all the time
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>>165652768
Witcher Ioverth generated some good discussion. Another reason why he's best boy
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>>165652735
Absolutely incorrect, I love her personality. She is fun and caring and sweet and charming...

>>165652785
For regulars like us, but one touch from Geralt and it's Niagara falls down there.
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triss is slut
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>>165652854
That sounds awful, now I want to be her toilet slave and keep her asshole clean at all times.
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triss smells like shit
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>>165652917
No, she is a princess.

>>165652984
I wonder if her shit smell lovely, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised :3
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triss shits poop from her ass which smells like crap
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>>165650841
yes around 19th feb
they said that they want to release content patches every 2 months (19th dez was the last one)
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>be Triss
>have your #1 white knight be an autistic manchild with no life that has turned you into a meme and a laughing stock
>desperately want him to stop dragging your name through the mud every day but you're powerless to stop him
Trissautist truly is the one who hates Triss the most.
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>>165652768
Threads are always good until people get triggered by Triss. She has too much power over all of you.
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>>165653110
I like Triss' poop :3

>>165653121
Triss loves me dearly, I just know she does and thank you for calling me her knight, it made me smile, that's what I always wanted to be.
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>>165653217
you disgust me
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I prefer /wtc/ when it's talking about drinking Ciri's bodily fluids.
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>>165653275
That's fine, I can live with that. I live for moments like these, where I prove my unconditional love for my dear Triss and stand bravely as her protector against hordes of angry triggered Yen fans. I envy Geralt and the way he gets to defend Triss on so many times throughout the trilogy, this is my way of making up for that and being Triss' hero.
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>>165653364
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triss smells like shit
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>>165653364
But ciri is shit character
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>>165653449
>ywn lick her tears and snot
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>>165653541
No, she doesn't. I do wonder what her sweat tastes like?
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Do you like Shani's voice in The Witcher 3?
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>waifufags wake up
>thread goes to shit

ABANDON SHIP!!!
>>165653746
>>165653746
>>165653746
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>>165653429
im not even a yen fag.
im certain that triss doesnt like beta orbiters
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>>165485952
hey, do you mind not posting these?
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>>165613279
>reads his mind despite his constant and clear requests she stops
This is bullshit. Mind reading is the reason Yen and Geralt managed to have a relationship in the books. If Geralt hates mind reading is up to the player even though it shouldn't as the player can't make Geralt stop hating portals.
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>>165629113
I was in the same boat as you
I always spec into signs and things because I like magic in games
I can't remember how I got past that point but I remember it being frustrating

I always play sorcerer builds in dark souls, don't judge me
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>>165640509
jesus dude are you still using those ugly oil filters

>>165658319
Geralt literally says to Yen in game at one point "I hate when you read my mind" or something along those lines, when he's diving looking for the boats in the last wish
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