Midnight Snack Edition
Previous Timeline: >>165292210
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>165386219
>Dadfags are lewd Asrielfags
Exposed
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-re7FVIAE3eHd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-xT2sUQAAA7kG.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-BPs5UUAAYazo.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1_NzKKVEAESOh9.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C15LKAsVEAA5GtW.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqRk71OVYAEDNcw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19tpWxUoAAqh5h.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C15qATKUsAAABxf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-Ui7LVIAAdW0Z.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19fvi_UUAAmwDJ.jpg:orig
>Napsta
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-NqRdUAAALkVM.jpg:orig
>Flowey x Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2AKT5zVEAAPtwj.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1_1ORoUQAExOuv.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1_xcYNUAAA73Rv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-5ivlUoAQM89z.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19vFPgUsAAuKjO.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C194FSSVEAAg1XS.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-ALTzUAAA8VtW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-FZj5UoAAVN7d.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-HaiaUsAAPu4Y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-HFXsVIAAZ4ZR.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-SWZrVIAEre5B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-UZnqUQAAq0l5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-YFFYUoAAB9Od.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-c6EIUUAILILR.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-jNarUcAAxxZu.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-Nxw2UsAAHiJ_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1-fEYbVEAAMsOd.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C18L2rqUsAEj-d-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C18-4NkUAAEuaBC.png:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C10dyEeUcAYlKsE.png:orig
>Chara & Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czy9vAyUUAAvrSC.jpg:orig
>Toriel & Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1_NzrrUsAAT_FD.jpg:orig
>Undyne as a dragon
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19uktwUUAA9RMd.jpg:orig
>>165386386
I just saw that we had an extra image
nice
>>165386468
Oh, a mod must've deleted it.
>>165386468
>Undyne as a dragon
Awesome!
everybody meet my brother
fish taco
FISH TACO
>>165385974
Don't hold your breath.
>>165386112
>hard mode Flowey
>hard mode Asgore
>hard mode Asriel
>hard mode Sans
I want it.
boop
>>165386468
Fishfag here, this is beautiful.
Reposting for new thread, anyone got that picture of papyrus getting some "milk" for his oatmeal? Pic unrelated
>>165386468
That last Asriel and Chara is suppose to be under Chara and Frisk
Gonna love this goat! Gonna get strong for this goat!
>>165386468
>that frisk
sequel when?
>>165387002
>sequel when?
A prequel would work really well but I don't think Toby wants to do any more Undertale-related games.
Threadly reminder that Chara is for LOVEing and cuddling!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg3-uwOGoqc
post music
>>165387148
I want to like Chara.
>>165386685
Can't have oatmeal without milk!
>>165386685which one? this one?
>>165386605
are skeletons boopable?
>>165387432
>>165387426
DO NOT
>>165387438
Someone shot Frisk with a cartoonishly large spitball.
That's pretty rude of them.
>>165387173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
>>165387438
sure, but you'd have to be careful not to jab them in the eye socket by mistake
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>165388187
I've been thinking a lot recently.
Where my life is, was, and where its going.
What makes me happy and what it truly means to be cute.
Now as I stare into the sunset I can finally see it.No! The spider isn't cute! I was right all along!
>>165387173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ckR822Wu4k
>>165387958
so i could have been booping a skeleton this entire time and i didn't know?
i want a refund
>>165387173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbpExEvE2s
comf-E
The comic will be done in a few days. I'll also try to fix the pacing and anatomy a bit.
I love the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anR2aM_UWfM
>mfw this song
>>165387958
You would also have to be prepared for them sneezing. Frisk learned that the hard way with Asriel.
>>165386468
Today was a good day.
Thanks for the FloweyxFrisk, Twitteranon.
>>165388710
How much are you asking for?
>>165388276
Sorry, anon. You are still not right. You need to look even deeper inside you. Focus. Let go of your earthy attachment to the non-cute and open your eyes to the cute. Only then will you be able to see the true extent of the spider's cuteness and realize the truth. Once you are capable of loving the spider happiness will come to you.
>>165389765
only all the time i wasted not booping a skeleton
>>165388187
But is the spider able to restore supermans powers with a kiss?
>>165388045
I tend to be nice to people like Alphys in real life but they're just trouble in the end. It's the sort of things where you just have to learn why people don't like them, often through first-hand experience.
Plans.
>>165389035
i wanna sleep in gote fluff
>>165389235
I can finally un-see this thing where Asriel has his eyes barely open in the last frame and his eyes are looking at different ways.
>>165388710
on second thought, their bones might be too fragile, people tend to boop things too hard
>>165389235
can a skeleton sneeze?
>>165389986
I guess she could. The spider's kisses normally generate cuteness, but she would have to channel extra cuteness into one instead in this case. Not an easy feat.
>>165387958
Neat! I like how they could get across what was going on without a single word of spoken dialogue.
>>165388313
That sounds really intense. It feels like it would make for great battle music.
>>165388749
That song is quite smooth.But is it just me, or does it sound a little ominous as well?
>>165390392
Well... Skeletons can't, but Papyrus and Sans aren't ordinary skeletons.
>>165390392
i will only be the gentlest booper
>>>165388045
>i find it surprising that so many people who like papyrus also dislike alphys
I'm a fishfag and I love both of the dorks,I like Papyrus more though.
>>165391432
It's not that weird. Alphys is the least liked character in the game, even more so then Asgore a child murderer. Add on the fact that most skeletonfags only care about Sans or Papyrus and it should be obvious
>>165390027
Trouble how?
>>165391692
alphys gets the short end of the stick for a few reasons - she's not easy to like, her section of the game is among its low points, and she's half of one of the game's only confirmed couples which limits shipping wars
also i'm no artist but i've heard she's a giant pain in the ass to draw, her spines don't really jibe with 3-dimensional space so they trip a lot of people up
Goat
Children
>>165391924
She's also a shit character with no good ingame moments and unlike Toriel can't coast on the mom thing
>>165388045
Alphys is in my top four, but I didn't find her all that funny. She's interesting and her character could be pushed in a number of directions without making her OOC (I'd like to see more of her competent scientist side), but the game primarily highlighted her self-loathing and obsession with anime. That doesn't win over a lot of people.
Plus the way she interrupts the flow of the game annoyed a lot of people.
>>165392397
the lesson to be learned here is that temmie is the best character
and also the worst character
would you give your soul to a needy disenfeanchised goat child?
>>165392691
but I'm using it
>>165392691
Hell no.
>>165392691
he needs to earn it first
>>165392691
Only his dad
would you still love your fav if they swallowed you whole and were plannig to digest you????
>>165391841
Unlikable, you realize when you wouldn't tell your other friends about them even though you're a pretty accepting group.
>>165392691
Obviously
cute nerds
>>165393164
yes I would still love them because fml
>>165392691
I'd go halfsies, at least.
Which character is less likable?
Asgore or Alphys
>>165387426
>>165387432
I LOVE YOU ANONS
>>165393805
Neither
>>165393805
Or, of course
>>165393805
Suicide lizard or Best Dad? Hm what a tough question...
>>165386468
wow this is a lot of flowey x frisk
i love it
>>165388045
Papyrus is brothers to Sans who is the most popular character. Most people don't actually care about Papyrus but claim to like him because they actually just really like Sans
BUT IT DOES BEEZ A FORCED MAY MAY, NIGGUH
>>165395531
I should add that the same thing happens to Toriel but to a lesser degree since she also appeals to people with mommy issues / fall for the strong woman meme
>>165395632
Its true and you know it. Papyrus wouldn't be anywhere near as popular if he wasn't Sans brother
Reminder to report Sorielfag and other shitposters on sight.
i personally like alphys, even though i tend to keep away from people like her irl. i also think her character is part of an important message about tolerance and acceptance. sure her status updates are annoying, but also really funny, at least to me. to be honest, i find papyrus slightly more annoying with his self-obsessed rambling.
Reminder toloveyourgoat
>>165396240
>i also think her character is part of an important message about tolerance and acceptance
I like Alphys but I don't really see how the above applies to her
On a scale of 1 to 10 how autistic am I if I really like this dragon AU that has been going around twitter lately?
>>165394651
>>165389532
Yeah Frisk and Flowey were the 5 min art challenge today so there was a lot of good stuff
>>165396312
I will!
also, why is hotland considered a low point of the game? it's one of my favourite parts of the game. the way alphys is trying to be helpful, while actually solving all the puzzles for you, or accidentally screwing them up is really funny, and mettaton trying to murder you as part of his multiple tv shows is just priceless. it also has awesome music and some of the best boss battles in the game.
>>165396523
I'd probably like it if it weren't an Undertale AU, if that makes any sense. Most of the art I've seen is nice.
>>165396579
Don't know. I personally find the Ruins to be the worst overall area but i'm not a huge fan of Toriel so I find most of her interactions in the beginning to be annoying instead of enduring.
I also hate unskippable tutorials and they bug the fuck out of me
>>165396523
nothing wrong with liking good or interesting art
Papyrus will always be popular with me, Sans' brother or not
What if the Angry Video Game Nerd fell into the Underground?
>>165397148
Same. He's the coolest.
2 HOURS LEFT
>>165397363
Until?
>>165396810
i'm not a big fan of ruins either. i do like toriel very much, but other than her, the entire section is just bland and uninteresting. the monsters are generic, the graphics are extremely plain, the characters are spread thin, a lot of their dialogue is just tutorial and exposition... i remember playing it the first time and thinking "so this is the game everyone's been so excited about?" i do like it once you get to toriel's house, because, well, goatmom. my mom left me when i was 20 so i might have slight mommy issues.
now that i think about it, maybe that part is there just to lower people's expectations. :þ
>>165397468
Christmas!
>>165397468
Undertale 5 on the Nintendo Switch
>>165397323
he'd probably become friends with alphys. he also might get bored, he mostly likes bad games and i think we can all agree UT is a good one.
>>165397717
>AVGN playing the Kissy Kissy Mew Mew 2 video game made by LJN for the NES with guest stars Alphys and Mettaton!
>>165398090
oh man, i'd pay money to see that.
>>165398578
Hallo
>>165398578
I am what you would call, Good.
>>165398578
Hey Geek
I'm OKAY
>>165398578
I'm doing alright. How about you?
>>165398578
working from home. my job is mostly to stay awake and aware, so i'm listening to hammock and reading some UT fanfiction. and yeah, i'm getting paid for it. life is good.
>>165398578
heya Geek, how you been
I got pizza
Would you listen to the Undertale soundtrack if it was replace with the entire soulja boy discography?
>>165396312
Every day.
>>165399189
Good, just tired worked a long day
>>165399250
Sounds like a intresting job. Wish mine was as relaxing
>>165399290
Ey i'm ok. Just relaxing. Doing draw studys
>>165398916
Ey Good to hre.. also cute Asgore
>>165398689
I'm happy for you
>>165398658
hi anon
>>165399840
maybe once cuz I never heard it.
>>165398578
Hey geek, do anything exciting lately?
>>165396312
What if my favorite is not a goat? Can I still love them?
>>165398578
Hello, Geek. I'm doing fine, watching GDQ. A little tired so I might go sleep soon.
>>165400715
You can love more than your favorite but yes you should try and love most of the main cast
>>165400313
Hi, Yeah actually, I was at Magfest thats was pretty fun.
>>165400715
Oh yeah. seems like everyone is watching that
Same
>>165400815
Okay. How do you suppose is the best way to love them? Hugs? Cuddles? Do fun activities with them?
Tick tock tick tockTime is running out on the clock.Tick tock tick tockWhen will you learn to stop?
>>165401545
Hugs and cuddles are great. I also suggest you hang out with them and let them use you to vent their feelings. Say if they had a long day at work and just need someone to cuddle up with with and rant about how much x person sucks or how dumb y thing was.
Make sure to regularly inform them that they are loved and that you value them and the time you spend with them.
If you guys are close enough you can also tryholding handsor other such acts
>>165401648
OW! The Edge:P
>>165402176
Fried Chicken is nice
also
>Never played undertale before
You should play it!
>>165402176
>he's this mad
>>165401920
Excellent! That's exactly what I've been doing!Even the handholding.
>>165402371
You know better than to acknowledge him.
Don't ever fucking do it again.
>>165402473
>he's this mad
>>165402526
At least I'm white, faggot.
>>165402658
Oh yeah? Well I am blue!
>>165402371
>>165402473
>>165402526
>>165402658
Am I missing something here?
>>165403059
just ignore it
>>165402884
Da ba dee da ba da!
sometimes I feel like there are only 5 posters here
>>165403762
i know for a fact that at least two other people here are me so you aren't far off
>>165403762
But it says there's 34, dummy.
>>165403892
that's why I said FEEL
>>165403830
i don't think anyone here is me
>>165403697
Is it dancing time?
>>165404018
>tfw will never be able to dance with this goat
>>165404018
Finally, I can post my Chara dancing pictures again!
>>165404372
I know that feel
>>165393805
Jerry
dont die
>>165405303
Yhea. Its not a good feeling =/
Whats utg listening to tonight?
>>165398090
>>165398201
>>165397323
I got inspired by your posts.
Heya /utg/! How is everyone tonight, and what are you all up to?
I just got the ref I'll be using for Underfell Undyne completed!
what do you think?
( ◍-◡-◍)
Night everyone.
Have a nice night.
>>165408538
That looks awesome Petra! Looks like you've been working pretty hard on her design.
>>165408538
Looks good to me!
>>165408538
>its an undertale AU where only Asgore is a bad guy
meh
>>165408696
>>165408739
thanks anons! the armor sprite gave me a ton of trouble
>>165408759
asgore a bad guy!? in MY underfell!?no anon, he's just misunderstood,if you decide to play it when it comes out, you'll see
>>165408906
Flowey isn't a bad guy though right? Not saying I hate Asgore but I don't think he can pull off being the only bad guy
>>165409079
flowey is...flowey. He's not a sniveling coward like a lot of people depict him as in this AU. I don't want to spoil my own game, but he's not going to be the most trustworthy pal
In this underfell, asgore isn't the only bad guy, everyone did some fucked up shit in this world, and now they're trying to find a way to cope with it.
Asgore's whole "tyranny thing" is just him forcing his subjects to forfeit their kindness in place of hate.
I posted his ref in the last threadIf you wanted, I could repost it in this one, but I don't want to clutter the thread otherwise
>>165408264
agdq in the background
>>165408264
some youtubers talking in the background while i play chill vidya
Now then, last thread I promised to come back and take on more requests, so, what does utg have on the menu?
>>165410212
Toriel hugging anon the same way?
>>165408264
the nintendo switch presentation
>>165410212
I feel like i've requested too much Asgore from you lately so
Maybe these guys on a cute date?
>>165410212
Sans making Flowey feel uncomfortable
>>165410212
Delirium vs Frisk.
or
Frisk vs Isaac.
>>165410212
Sleepy Muffet?
>>165410212
Frisk and Asriel snuggled up on a bench please
>>165408264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGWkTYMdt8Y
>>165410212
Asgore in a white space suit complete with a helmet that fits around his horns
Skeleton and human friend
>>165410286
here you go anon!
>>165412653
Oh gosh, its awesome petra!! Thanks so much!
>>165410212
>>165412653
>anon in the Asgore picture is unhappy
>anon in the Toriel picture is happy
makes you think
>>165412746
thanks anon!
>>165412845
the asgore pic was directed at a grumpy anon, not a request
>>165412845
i would be unhappy too if i were being crushed to death by asgore
>>165413370
oh I must've come off sharply, I didn't take it that way, there was just context behind it
>owned already
lmfao
>>165386334
Daily botfaggot
>>165408264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qU2MXeAz1E
>>165412342
That human must have impregnated that skeleton at one point
UTG, you are Undyne for a day.
After this, Undyne will be Undyne again.
What do you do?
>>165414860
Hang out with Asgore I guess? I don't really want to be a fish woman
>>165414860
masturbate all day and send pictures to my own phone
>>165414860
Cool things,
>>165402884
Dammit, I want an Undertale cartoon where Papyrus has a crush on asshole Chara while completely oblivious to their true personality.
>>165414860
Take sexy pictures of myself. Masturbate. Bang hot chicks.You know, what I do every day.Ha ha ha.
>>165414860
I'd probably workout, but I do that anyway
>>165408264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3ylJGgBhmU
Good night /utg/
don't let the thread die
>>165415668
>don't let the thread die
It scares me that this is a thing we have to worry about now.
>>165415668
Sleep well, dadposter!
>>165415668
Goodnight dadposter! Sleep well!
>>165415806
SKIN
TIGHT
ROBES!
>>165414860
>being in someone elses body
Easy, completely deprave myself. Do some of the most disgusting, reckless stuff, like do drugs then sell my body.
Bonus, Undyne panics and tries to figure out what the hell happened the next morning.
Chara burpfic?
>>165416181
You're going to jail, anon.
>>165410341
heres your cute date anon!
Alright, next one, you're Asgore, KING OF MONSTERS for a day...
What will you do?
>>165417293
Nice
>>165417337
Drink tea
>>165417337
Absorb souls, cross barrier, gather more, break barrier.
>>165412653
>that face
C U T E
>>165417337
Make a bunch of decisions to actually improve the monster way of life, kill jerry, and take a bottle of laxitives and stool hardeners right before my time is up as a pracical joke
You wake up as monster kid
What do
>>165417765
>take a bottle of laxitives and stool hardeners right before my time is up
>>165417782
Find some way to use myself as a fleshlight
>>165417906
So as soon as Agore is Asgore again, he'll be incontinent as a prank.
>>165418026
but why? why would you do that to him?
>>165417906
Don't respond to the scatfag
>>165417782
Go on a crazy sex spree with female monsters, sell mkid off near the end of it, ask alphys to install hentai tentacles.
Alright, let's have another one...
You are now Alphys, THE ROYAL SCIENTIST...
For a day...
What do you do?
Also you guys wanna do some sort of text quest? I would do shitty drawings for it but I don't have my tablet or computer.
>>165418185
Aw, come on. It's all in good fun.
>>165418247
I hate scat though, I just love pranks.
>>165418383
Fix the fucking mistakes Alphys made, actually make some headway in scientific endevours, date/fuck Undyne, take a fucking shower, watch anime, get good anime collection.
>>165418406
Ha ha ha it's just a joke
ha ha ha
>>165417782
Find some way to use myself as a flashlight
>>165323547
>>165332171
did these two today, in the middle of a couple others atm.
http://imgur.com/a/IsCn0
>>165418662
>Implying your dumbass could do any of that
>>165418383
Have sex with Undyne. Masturbate.
>>165418750
>Implying that I don't have the knowledge
Dummy.
>>165418998
Go away Sans. You're even more useless
>>165419086
nah.
Why do I feel like Alphys would make a perfect antagonist in a horror rpg game.
>>165410393
sans is good at such things! here you go anon
>>165419379
She's the only character that doesn't deserve mercy
>>165418383
Perform a "check up" on Mettaton
>>165419379
because she is an antagonist in a horror rpg game.
>>165419572
ahahaha, funny and now I'm uncomfortable as well. NIcely done.
>>165418726
thank you for your work.
whose dick should I draw?
>>165418750
>implying I can't watch showers and take animes
>>165420017
mine
>>165420017
cheerie
>>165420017
A vagina instead.
>>165420017
Sans's.or better yet every male main character's dicks in one big dick measuring competition
>>165420017
Alphys' nasty one that she smears on Undyne's face every night.
i'd say "that escalated quickly" but i feel like this was a long way coming
>>165420246
MUH EDGE
>>165420246
no...! mommy chara is a good mommy! she would never do this!
>>165420246
And then chara eats her and takes a huge frisk-sized SHIT
>>165420246
>"I never really was on your side!"
>>165419993
np
>>165420017
don't draw that dicks are gross
>>165420246
Alright, why did they choose the open eye Frisk?
It's not that bad in this page but a couple pages ago it looked really bad.
>>165420017
cheerie's
>>165420197
Skeletons don't have dicks
>>165420246
Getting killed by Chara again and again!
Learning from your mistakes with every reset!
Noting her behavioral ticks and body language!
Becoming a study of her fighting style!
Each fight getting closer and closer!
Chara becoming desperate as you overwhelm her!
Madness and disbelief in your eyes as you throw her to the ground and disarm her!
Chara laughing and crying as she expects the worse!
Disarming her with a smooch on the forehead!
Skedaddlin' the fuck outta there but leaving her alive!
>>165420817
>her
>MSPG
Good man.
>>165421003
Well I don't feel like triggering anyone while I'm recovering with this delicious Amoxicillin
>>165420817
Bro, why do you keep using that same handful of screencaps from that video? Like, I've seen it a couple times and it's not /that/ good. It was actually kinda disappointing going back to it.
>>165421149
He likes the facial expressions.
>>165421149
Because I like the expressions.
If it bugs you I'll use different pics. At least until I don't.
>>165421149Can I see the full picture?
>>165421281
The glowing eyes are neat, but my main complaint with it was the animator took their design of Asriel way outta left field. I mean it's their right to do so, sure, but I don't think I've seen any other works with Asriel that came close to being so different.
>>165421314
Alright I take it back now he looks like a rabbit. You've got some unique tastes when it comes to Asriel, my friend.
>>165421314
Post what you want man. The faces are amusing reactions.
Goodnight /utg/, I hope to see you all tomorrow!
>>165421109
Please don't use pictures of my boyfriend for your shit posting
>>165420817
>disarming Chara and throwing them to the ground
>only kissing her like a little bitch and not beating the shit out of them
>>165421506
night!
What would your favorite think of the Nintendo switch (TM)
>>165421848
I dunno.
>>165420246
I'm half expecting Frisk to become so fearful of Chara, that Chara mistakes that fear in them with fear of humans in general.
From there, Chara gets some sort of misplaced sympathy for Frisk, with Frisk mirroring what they used to be like.
>>165421460https://e621.net/post/show/1008493/2016-4_toes-5_fingers-ambiguous_gender-anal-anal_f
Go crazy
>>165421314
>>165421109
Drink Honey tea. It helps.
>>165420118
okay!
>>165420152
>>165420619
uhh..? She doesnt have one I dont think?
>>165420164
Ive done a lot of that lately!
>>165420197
hm
>>165420221
B-but Alphys is a girl??
>>165420454
That isnt true! There is an.. appeal to them?
http://imgur.com/a/hbnAy
>>165410402
how's this anon?
>>165422002
Yeah but Vaginas are better than dicks tough.
Also Cheerie birb has a vagina.
>>165422002
I feel dumb that it took me like 15 seconds to figure out who the robot dick was
>>165421948
Reminds me of a League of Legends log in screen
>>165422002
didnt you draw undyne with a dick before
>>165422002
nice hat and penis
>>165422002
>okay!
>>165422104
Woah that's cool!
I really like it, and that glitch effect is really a nice touch. Thanks Petra.
>>165410638
eyy I've already drawn a sleepy muffet, does this please you?
>>165422104
Better then the in-game graphic/10
>>165421576
The best use of power is to show your enemy how absolutely and utterly eclipsed they are compared to you in terms of power and resources, and then letting them go on their way because they are less than a gnat compared to you.
>>165421986
Been taking raw honey, helps the coughing for a bit. The thing that bugs me the most is that I sound like a sick Casey Affleck right now when my voice is one of my prides.
>>165422186
Ah, well, it was made of spear magic? I didnt think it really counted. I got some flak for that drawing, actually! So I dont do that anymore.
>>165422121
Exactly, which is why she cant compete in a dick competition. She can be the judge I suppose?
>>165422163
Its okay, you were just dumbstruck at its beauty
>>165422230
Thankethanke!
>>165422232
Aha, sorry! But its okay, I know that you're a grower!
>>165422002
>papyrus' size
People seem to forget the sheer size of his bone.
>>165422358
Well, I hope you get well soon.
>>165420817
so what is your favorite color?
>>165422453
>I know that you're a grower!dont fuckin pity me
>>165422453
Hey Jelly, you got Anons and Asgore's dicks switched around, everyone knows that Asgore has a canon micro penis.
>>165422519
>>165422484
What if that anon is actually really hung and that chart is 100% accurate to that but its just that monsters in general are fucking stupid huge like turtles
Poor Asrielfags, Dadfags, Mettatonfags and Papyrusfags couldn't even take their favorites dick
>>165422358
eh. i can agree with the showing off of power part, but 1. chara could get up and chase you and 2. the kiss is still unnecessary
>>165422708
>mspg has good taste in something
who wouldve thunk it
>>165422708
good choice
>>165422453
I;d rather have a pusspuss competition.
>>165422767
The smooch is to unnerve
You could go violent I guess if you wanted
>>165422816
Also the chinamen say it's one of my lucky colors
>>165422862
Pussies all look the same. It would have to be boobs and Angstrom already did a gross fat people version of that
>>165422708
Is that puse.....boysenberry?
>>165422857
He knows
>>165387426
>>165422923
We need Jelly to do an actually good version.
>>165422923
>Pussies all look the same
Not really. Pussies can vary in shape and characteristics, and also size.
>>165423064
fine but she should include Mettaton robot boobs andAsgore manboobs
>>165422923
>Pussies all look the same.
Uh, no.Idealized ones tend to look similar, though.
>>165423132
I'm 100% down with that.
>>165422923
i wish they did
>>165423132
>Mettaton robot boobs and Asgore manboobs
So nonexistant and lopsided?
>>165423112
I can't remember what artist did it, but they always give Undyne a small vagina and it makes me laugh and It seems so fitting.
>>165423316
make it happen
>>165423316
>nonexistant
Someone hasn't seen very much robot fanart
The Asgore thing was just a small joke like putting Undynes fish dick would have been
i wanna fall asleep cuddled up next to asriel on the couch
>>165423476
Robot Plastic surgery is cheating, so metal flatchest is the only option.
>>165423434Do you have a link? I wouldn't mind seeing fish vagina.
>>165420017
One attached to twink Asriel?
>>165423132
>Mettaton robot boobs
no
>>165422923
do you only look at 2d porn or something
>>165423871
I'mgay
>>165423834
Yes!
>>165423916
Saying all pussies look the same is like a lesbian saying all dicks are the same, which you know is not true. Does that make sense?
>>165423916
i dont know why you said anything to begin with then but its ok
>>165424408
because I still think it would be funny? I don't have to jack off to something to gain amusement from something
I'm more surprised so many people got triggered by what I said. Didn't know you guys were this passionate about pussy
>>165424515
everyone should be passionate about pussy tea bee aytche
>>165424515
>I'm more surprised so many people got triggered by what I said. Didn't know you guys were this passionate about pussy
Dude, it's more like you came across as an anon who was thoroughly ignorant of basic anatomy. :D
>>165424515
i dunno, people got triggered because what you said is just plain inaccurate
>>165410852
here you go anon!
>>165424985
Cute!
>>165424985
Winter quiche.
night
Why does Flowey have thorny vines? He's a fucking flower! Does Toby have any grasp of biology?
>>165411293
I'll see what I can do for this one tomorrow anon! I broke my "a" key just now, so my laptop requires some maintenance
>>165425221
Goodnight goatfag
>>165425181will he ever accept the responsibility?
>>165425319
He's also an experiment gone wrong so it's not like it matters how accurate Toby's biology is.
>>165425319
>>165425486
Some flowers have spikes. Like roses.
>>165425319
regular flowey probably doesnt have thorny vines. just regular ones. he only gets the thorns after hes already absorbed the souls.
>>165424985
Adorable thanks
>>165419732
lol thanks
>>165422246
hey no problem! Im going to have to get around to playing it sometime
>>165425653
glad you like it anon!
>>165425221
me right now.night
Im done for /utg/! I'll see you all next time.
goodnight everyone! have a good rest of your day/night/whatever!
>>165426315
Good night
>>165426315
Goodnight petra! Sleep well!
>>165426315
Good night!
best friends
Would you still love your favorite if they were autistic and believed in scientology and kept a shrine of Shrek in their home?
>>165428368
Yes.
Goodnight utg! Sleep well and have a good weekend! Take it easy!
>>165429702
Goodnight
>>165429702
sleep tight
>>165430570
Do these amazon bots not like have fucking content filters?
>>165430702
Apparently not
hi
>>165432335
get out
>>165432392
ok..sorry
>>165432412
bye
>>165418726
Oh! Thanks for translating these anon!
>>165432494
wait I didn't mean it! sit down and relax, what's your name? who is your favorite Undertale?
>>165432494
no don't go
>>165432747
ok i will stay but only for a little while longer
>>165432587
well in that case, my name is anonymous and my favorite is papyrus but i like all of the characters, what about you?
>>165432825
I like Asgore the most but Papyrus is excellent taste, glad I didn't chase you off.
>>165432910
you shouldn't chase anyone off, except maybe the mean posters
>>165433014
I only did it as a joke, swear! I wouldn't actually try to get rid of anyone even the mean posters.
>>165408264
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C19uktwUUAA9RMd.jpg:orig
>>165433152
>listening to an image
?
>>165408264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCkkcfru6SA
>>165433191
You don't?
>>165433123
that would have been a pretty cruel joke, i almost left forever there but you sound like a good enough anon, i forgive you
peppermint creams
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and you found out they had been playing video games past their bedtime
>>165434165
yes but i would be very disappointed in them
>>165434165
id join them
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
Looks like it's time for the flower to once again save the thread!
Lizard.
Morning reminder that the best character isyour favorite
>>165435827
I'm gonna feed this Alphys purines until she develops gout!
>>165435964
You're a funny one, alright
my best friend
>>165435319
>>165436190
Coffee doesn't taste very good but do you think if I take some this morning I will finally get the motivation to go on a run?
>>165436232
Alertness doesn't always translate into motivation, but I hope so. Good luck!
>>165436108
What a dang cutie
>>165436232
If you're not used to coffee the only thing you'll get is an upset stomach. Do you have proper running shoes and clothes? I think the biggest motivator for me was finally getting the clothes in order. Otherwise all you have to do is get to it. I prefer to go running right after waking up before eating anything and only drinking some water. It feels more effective.
Where's Frick???
>>165436362
>>165436481
well i used to have coffee in school but now i heard that it makes you ugly or gives you pimples or something so I don't do it anymore. I don't have proper running stuff and I'm afraid of people seeing me but I was told if I eat better and run for as long as I can everyday I can be a cutie by the end of the year so that's what I want to do but I always lose motivation
>>165436669
its not the coffee making you ugly
>>165436721
;_;
>>165436669
Get the running shoes and some sweatpants and a good hoodie. It's a huge difference. Of course you don't want to go running if you don't even have any clothes for exercising. If you're afraid of people seeing you than you'll have to just go running at night or something.
Eating well and jogging is a perfect way to start exercising and getting cute. Just don't overdo the running part. Try to find a balance where you're constantly moving but you aren't running out of breath. If that's impossible then start out by jogging for 2 minutes and then walk for 2 minutes and repeat the process until you're done. I suggest picking a route near you instead of running on a treadmill so you can't just quit half way and stop.
>>165437424
I have sweatpants and a hoodie and some shoes I could use, but they're not exactly running shoes and it's getting light out so I'm a little scared but I think I might go out and try it a bit. If I did run like that, how do I know when I'm done?
>>165437589
Aim for 20 minutes of continuous jogging for now. Start light. Something that helped me in the beginning was only breathing through my nose so I didn't start going too fast but I understand if that's a little extreme for most people.
The shoes aren't necessary but if you're looking for motivation then they certainly help. Good running shoes that cost like 150 e feel like you'd have small springs under your feet and they're nicely cushioned. It's much more enjoyable to run on them.
>>165437768
Okay...I'm about to go try it , I don't know the layout of this place really well and it's I'm dark and I'm still kinda scared but I'm hoping I'll feel better about myself when I come back
>>165438863
If you die out there can I have your stuff?
>>165438946
anon please don't say that
>Want to write
>Tafe starts soon
>Have work
>Have zero motivation to write
Jesus I just can't get myself to write. Has anyone else had that where you just sit there for over an hour trying to think of how to continue but you just draw blanks?
>>165439086
I mean uhh good luck.
>>165439138
If you want to write then how do you have zero motivation for it? I think everyone who's at least ever been to school has gotten writers blocks.
i saw this and thought it was funny
i don't really think the art's bad or anything or even the content, just for some reason it made me laugh
>>165437768
>Felt like my lungs were going to explode and couldn't do two minutes at a time
>The sun came out and people started coming out of their houses and I started to feel really embarrassed
>Didn't bring any water and started to feel like I was gonna die
>Was nearby the apartment anyway so I went back in and came back here
It wasn't a full 20 minutes and I couldnt do what you said but I'm really sweaty and I feel really hot. What do I do now?
>>165440601
Golly, you're pathetic.
>>165440669
I'm really sorry
>>165440601
You nut up and do it again tomorrow and you bring water, learn from your mistakes and progress daily. Now you talk about Undertale.
>>165440772
Okay...
Do you think my favorite would be proud of me?
>>165440530
>Alphys injecting Frisk with AIDS blood as an epic prank
Made me lol
>>165440601
>>165440752
You can only go up from here. Keep at it!
>>165440940
I think it's supposed to be DETERMINATION instead of blood.
Because where the fuck would they even find blood.
>>165440974
From the remains of Asgore's victims?
>>165441014
I don't really know how long blood lasts but I don't think it's hundreds of years.
>>165440896
As long as you keep going I'm sure they would be.
>>165440974
Yeah I figured, that's just where my brain went.
My brain always goes to weird places when I see overly-dramatic and edgy fanart
has anyone else had lewd dreams about their favorite
>>165440940
>>165441091
Thanks guys, I'll try...!
But it's okay to relax now and play video games? I don't have to feel guilty now because I did something good, right?
>>165441496
No but I've always wanted to. What were your dreams like, anon?
>>165441496
>femanons
>>165441535
Of course. Don't get too complacent, but it's always goo to reward yourself
>>165441496
No, but I wish. The closest I came was dreaming about meeting a cute Alphys cosplayer. And by cute, I mean she was like... a 6
>>165441730
where the fuck is her tail
>>165441730
>anyone who can cosplay Alphys well being above a 6
You crazy.
>>165441496
>>165441635
I want a pet floweyfag femanon! I want them to tell me all the things they fantasize about flowey doing to them and then I want to do it to them!
Good morning utg! I woke up way too early because I must ask you a question! And I promise it's relevant...
To whomever has played it, how did you feel about the chocobo side quest in ff7? What about the Chao in Sonic adventure 2?
>>165441805
same
>>165441763
Behind the thicc
>>165441793
6 is slightly above average. So, cute. I think that's reasonabale
>>165441823
I fucking LOVE pet sims in games. That is all
>>165441496
no, i rarely have dreams and I've never had dreams about any undertale characters i think
>>165441823
>how did you feel about the chocobo side quest in ff7?
Mean to end since I didnt like the racing but it allowed me to get semi-gamebreaking stuff so that was cool
>What about the Chao in Sonic adventure 2?
Comfy shit that I actually spent time doing just to get a cool chao. I never went really indepth but I made a dragon chao and unlocked the bonus gardens at least
>>165441898
>6 is above average
Huh, I thought 7 was average.
>>165441823
Chao Garden was a fun and made running through the Knuckles/Rouge missions more tolerable, thanks for reminding me to check the repainted version out.
>>165441968
>Huh, I thought 7 was average.
That's just shitty video game scores
>>165441823
Thought Chao was pretty boring. never played ff7 I need to at some point.
>>165441968
>7 is average on a 1 to 10 scale
You're why reviews of everything have turned to total shit
>>165441823
I think I know where this is going.
Put a pet sim in your game and you have my download.
>>165442020
And the American grading system.
>>165442041
Sorry but if I did have to rate a game 5 would be the average, weird.
What's the most shameful undertale thing you enjoy?
Yes... yes...I like what I'm hearing.
I had an idea pop into my head. Snail racing was fun, but I was really salty Toby left out bug catching in the original. Since it's underfell, it'll have to be edgy, like snail fighting, but you'll get to encounter snails in battles, and just like in ff7 you have to spare/kill the other monsters to catch them.
There won't be anything necessary to it, but you'll get items like "rose petal tea" which makes you immune to your soul's color being changed or something. I don't know if it would be fair to base how a snail grows depending on your lv, but depending on what you're wearing while interacting with them could effect it.
Also you could maybe tape your old weapons to their shells to help them fight or something.
You could keep them at napstablook's place after you encounter him.
How does this sound?
>>165440601
Running, while extremely effective, is also very hard. Make no mistake that pain you feel directly correlates to how effective it is.
But instead of starting out with that if you're out of shape, go for a brisk walk or bicycle course to start off with. It doesn't need to be hard, just keep a steady pace, at least 30min but you could do it up to 2 hours even.
After a week or two of that daily, try picking up your speed from walking/cycling. Do this and you won't feel terrible like that.
>>165442732
That sounds interesting.
>>165442732
I like it.blue snail better be top tier.
>>165442709
In my personal opinion it's howI want the edgegote to swallow a small and helpless me.
The general public however would probably think that wanting tohug the shotagote while falling asleep and waking up with them still in my armswould be the worst out of two. I don't really agree.
>>165442709
Arguably the porn. I also spent $30 on an Alphys yarn doll which should be arriving today even though I can barely afford food
>>165442732
I would very much like to see this implemented
>>165442768
>ywn deadlift with goatbro
>>165442709
There have been some really cute Asgore x Adult Frisk on my Twitter lately and im unsure how to feel about it since I don't like to ship the kids with anyone on account of them being like 12
>>165442709
I think I've spent at least $150 on merch and fan materials.
Also, skinny Sans. Cute, but feels wrong.
>>165442732
Sounds like it could be fun, what will the interactions with the snails look like? An act menu? A minigame?
>>165442939
People equate childless people taking interest in a childlike innocence and wanting to protect a more fragile life with predatory behavior. It's kind of sad. Not like you'd be admitting this kind of shit to strangers, though
>>165443262
Considering he called him shotagote is also a red flag.
Time to die, degenerate
>>165442862
haven't decided if I'm going to tier them by color(probably will), but there will be a technique to breeding and finding them.
>>165443140
It's definitely going to be minigame style, but I'll have a mini fight screen pop up when they fight or you check on the status of a snail (maybe similar to checking on Pikachu in Pokemon yellow),
>>165443341
>this coming from an Asrielfag
You do realize thats like a Dadfag shitting on gay people, an Alphysfag saying that people that like anime suck or a Momfag saying fat people are gross right?
>>165443262
I think he's cute. Not attractive. I want to give him raspberries.
The edgegoat is bit of a separate subject as well.
>>165443545
>he posts Asriel with a gun in response to a pedophile
>MUST BE AN ASRIELFAG
NEWS FLASH: People can like/post more than one character
This is the second time this has happened
Like, this exact scenario
I'm going insane
>>165443341
>implying he doesn't want to hug the shotagotebro
do u even sprechen /utg/?
>>165443506
Cool, maybe have different minigames to build specific stats?
How far along are you with your game anyway, are you only working on ideas and artwork at the moment or do you have something coded? I have no idea how to make a game.
>>165443724
I hate how people like those ruin good reaction images. Really kills these places.
>>165443680
>>165443764
Shotacon is the sexualization of young boys
Der Mengelizard will come for you on the day of reckoning
>>165443828
shut up dadfag
>>165443898
>tfw dadfags have taken over as the most spammy goatposters
fug
how did I let this come
>>165443828
WOW MOMFAG USE REACTION IMAGE HURR
Yeah I'm mad
>>165444036
It was a joke based on the post they just made you idiot
>>165442939
anyone who has problems with that shotagote part is just evil.vore is messed up though
>>165443724
but... since when is toriel fat?
>>165444083
hi soriel
>>165443878
>doesent like shotacon
plebtastic
>>165444364
what?
>>165444395
Sorry, I mistook your autism to sorielfag's shtick of pretending to take sarcastic things at face value.
happy friday
>he doesn't have a folder full of reaction images involving his favorite
plebs
>>165444568
Considering the pretty small pool of reaction images you seem to have I think you're why some people think you can only post a reaction image of a character if you want to fuck them the most.
I blame people who think like that though, not really you.
>>165444837
I was just joking and I'm not sure why you guys are treating it like its this huge issue. At worst someone thinks you're an Asrielfag or a dadfag for a post
big deal
http://frickanon.tumblr.com/post/155760026419/httpswwwyoutubecomwatchv-u0ny9edq0ee
Lmao. What the fuck is this?
>i was just jokin nigga i dindu nuffin wrong
>next post is a link to frick's tumblr
really dennaces your menaces
>>165445069
a tumblr post you turbosperg go away
>>165445069
>hating on .hack
fucking underage faggots
>>165445126
>>165445130
Shut up and draw goats Frick
>>165444978
>I was just joking and I'm not sure why you guys are treating it like its this huge issue
Obviously but because it's pointless, annoying and detrimental to all things we want.
Hell, even moot himself called attacking someone's reaction image about as low as you can get at some point.
Here's a one I like btw
>>165445121
So i'm being accused of being Sorielfag now?
>>165445245
it's just funny how these things happen
I'm gonna post owl vore if you don't stop.
>>165445270
I don't think Fricks stalker and Soriel are the same guy anyways
>>165445273
do it
>>165445234
This is my favorite edit. I should really use it more
>>165444212
Booby and booty
>>165444568
All my dank Undertale images are in one huge folder, I really need to organize them
I predominantly post Alphys and Undyne but I don't have too many reactions of Alphys, sadly
>>165412653
>>165445273
don't do it
>>165445453
A little edit I wanted on it.
>>165445850
I'd been meaning to fix that for months but never got around to it
>>165386468
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czy9vAyUUAAvrSC.jpg:orig
A belated thank you twitteranon! This is nice!
>>165446074
fyi I fucked up copy paste and the last Asriel and Chara image is suppose to be in the Frisk and Chara section
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C18-4NkUAAEuaBC.png:orig
>>165446157
Oh, thank you for pointing it out! You didn't fuck up dude, you're doing us all a service.
>>165445950
Just a shred of photoshop skills can be useful. Especially since you can get CS2 for free from Adobe's site.
>>165408615
I hope you had a good night anon, best ship indeed
>>165444568
>he doesn't have a folder full of reaction images involving his favorite
>Everyman/Goner Kid art is fucking nonexistent
I just gotta make do with what I got
>>165444568
8,000
And
Counting!
>>165447705
Why do Charafags always brag about how many pictures they have?
>>165447850
>muh generalization
>>165447850
>reaction image
>Ew, why does [image]fags do this?
I guess I like Asriel now, since I posted an image of him instead of Goner Kid
>>165447951
Just asking a question no need to get mad.
>>165448017
I know him by his filename.
>>165448017
>>165447643
>liking two non-characters like goner kid / everymna
>liking them enough to have them as your favorite
>>165448190
Shut up. Fucking botfags am I right guys?
>>165448190
Eh, what can I say? They're cute. Sans is my third fav, if that's any consolation
>>165448321
I suppose its comforting to know that shit taste is consistent
Oh nice, he's evading. AGAIN.
I want to kiss a goat!
>>165448385
You talking about him is getting just as annoying.
>>165443820
Sorry for the delay!
>Cool, maybe have different minigames to build specific stats?
Exactly what I was thinking! Maybe even have different snails do more damage with specific weapons
>How far along are you with your game anyway
I'm not quite ready to demo, but I'm getting there!
The menu screens and load/save state system are fully functional.
The overworld controller still needs some updates since my old coding is cluttered and tedious
The battle system still needs a death function(for both the player and the enemies), and certain bullets don't work like they should, but besides that, I have the lv/XP system, act, item and flee/spare system functional, but need to be tuned up
You can pick up, drop and equip items, flowey can be dropped and picked up, and him, toriel as well as a few other NPC's have full dialogue in 6 rooms
As for the game as a whole, Im half way through the ruins, you can fully play through 10 rooms, and you can do minimal things in 5
Post rare pairings.
>>165447643
>Everyman/Goner Kid art is fucking nonexistent
Is there something you'd like to see?
I-I could draw something, if you'd like
>>165449436
Everyman shitting in Goner Kids mouth
>>165449550
Wow
Okay I take it back
>>165449763
Nah I'm a different guy that was just shit posting
Draw him something cute like Goner kid eating ice cream
>>165449436
everyman and goner kid both being disappointed at the others' lack of genitals
Toby is gay
>>165450920
look who it is!
>>165450920
Not really news. He designed lots of hot boys.
>>165451186
yeah, I guess not
Undertale & always sunny crossover when?
You cannot give up just yet.
What are you listening to? I'm obsessed with this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>165453109
Andonuts' Megalovaniafighting him right now
>>165453109
thats cool, reminds me of hotline miami. i just got skyrim so im just listening to the game
>>165444568
i have a big sans reaction folder but i completely forgot it existed since i stopped giving people who post dumb shit for reactions attention
>>165453109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT_nX3vsu94
>>165453109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB3RJ1U_MJA
>>165454619
>caravan palace
>>165454852
Fuck you
>>165454923
I'll fight you
Good morning, /utg/. I hope you all have a good day.
>>165455001
1 v 1 me yugioh like a real man
>>165455119
sup
>>165455119
you too famses
>>165442709
It's a tie betweenEcto-dick fontcest
and that Drop Pop Candy Undertale thing. I hate how catchy it is.
>>165455270
>yugioh
Man I haven't played that in nearly ten years
>>165455654
I wouldn't pay a dime for it but its a fun little hobby thanks to all the free online simulators
fuck modern yugioh
>>165456867
>not liking all dem amazing rat plays
>>165448479
Why do you do this to me?
>>165457015
I'm sorry
>>165453286
>not sparing daddy donuts
>>165457156
Is there more?
>>165457170
but i couldn't
i mean i guess i could have taken psi bitchkill like a good boy but
>>165457452
Its a really bad ship
imagine telling asgore you like himas a friend
>>165457623
It's the best ship
I couldn't think of any dialogue for this pic, so what do you guys think they're saying/whats happening?
>>165457751
"Stop gifting me bones! It's lewd!"
>>165457715
I don't like it from anything aside from a few pieces of fanart
>>165457641
You can just ask if you want me to post something else instead of trying to bully dadfags
>>165457641
but i do just like him as a friend
cucking the lizard!
>>165459023
OH NO!
okay that one guy never responded like I thought he would and I have to leave so take this fresh lizard I was going to post in response
Also don't die while i'm gone
>>165448479
>>165457156
>>165457623
Now I want a comic strip where Asgore and Frisk do lewd stuff while Flowey is waching it nearby with a poker face and saying 'Good thing I don't have emoions anymore...'
post chara pls
>>165461454
post female chara pls
I want tomake golden flower piewith him.
>>165461741
I want tocreampiehim
>>165461741
That sounds nice
>>165461454
Okiedokie
Groundhogsasmonsterswould not be a good choice.
>Get off work early
>Cash my fat paycheck
>Get home and have a triple-decker roast beef sandwich with Long Trail Ale while jamming out to fan remixes and browsing /utg/
This is how you start the weekend, boys
I know it's not FFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT yet, but what're your plans?
>>165461652
Ey gays, what's going on?
>>165463994
Not much Broba, it's super ded right now.
>>165463994
What up Broba, I'm at work and we're dead.
>>165463885
Absolutely jadhdhab
>>165464324
Doing ok Anon, I busted my leg wednesday so now I gotta use crutches but It could be worse. Btw, I saw a bunch of Undertale junk at Magfest, I would've taken pictures but I didn't want to blogpost.
>>165460286
not that guy but thanks for the lizard
>>165464906
STEVEN
AFTER
NOT SURVIVING
>>165460286
>>165464987
Both very cute, saved
Howdy utg, how was sleep?
>>165463784
I'm gonna play some vidya, then head out to the gym later
>>165463994
Hey broba!
>>165463784
Pray that the ice storm goes south so I can go somewhere fun for the weekend. Otherwise I guess I'll get comfy at home and play some EU4
Who else loved the scene where Undyne broke into Sans's lair and shouted "Where's Frisk, Sans!?" and then Sans said with a chuckle "The kiddo, huh... I guess you could say... Vidi, vici, veni..." and Undyne responded "Isn't that veni vidi vici" and Sans said "Heh... I knew you wouldn't understand... But let me tell you... I saw kiddo... I conquered kiddo... And then," he continued as his disgusting grin grew, "I CAME kiddo..."
>>165464906
You broke your leg?! How did you manage that? Hope you heal fast.
Were you at Magfest with Geek? Pictures would have been cool, were there lots of Undertale cosplayers?
>>165465368
>I CAME kiddo
God damn it, now I'm laughin
Who else loved the scene where Sans groped kiddo's ludicrously massive tits?
Asgore running a cafe and continuing to tend to the gardens of the monster school on the sidehe fucking names the cafe "Cafe"
papyrus rules
>>165465972
My favorite part!
>>165464906
>didnt want to blogpost
>by taking undertale related pictures
???
Good afternoon utg.
>>165465997
now make it a slice of life anime
>>165466373
Afternoon!
>>165466373
Hey botfriend
>>165465972
Oppai loli is truly the best taste
>>165466427
Yagi Chichi Cafe SOL when?
>>165457860
Sorta rushed this, sorry
>>165466928
oppai loli frisk and chara when?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175768502383149056/269522408396947466/tAfp35f.png
>>165467318
Eventually,once I become confident enough in drawing lewdsIt might be a while
>>165467531
Poor asriel, he doesn't know that means Daddy Sans is gonna take his first.
>>165467251
UNDYNE HAS BEEN STICKING HIS BONES UP HER FILTHY COOTER
>>165467898
IT'S NOT FILTHY YOU RUDE LITTLE BOY
>>165467969
STINKY FISH PUSSY
STINKY FISH PUSSY
>>165468053
HOW DARE YOU
which characterfag is the most annoying now?
>>165466078heck yea
Would youhold your favorite's hand?
>>165468116
>>165468053
Well I mean, shes a fish who sweats and exercises all of the time. I don't think she could help it even if she tried
>>165468116
UNDYNE HAS A SMELLY VAGINA AND IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE
>>165468273
Of course
what if smelling undyne kills u
>>165468382
YOU LITTLE PUNK
>>165468327
But that's hot
>>165468273Yeseven though my hands are smol and his hands are lorg
>>165468382
Asgore and Alphys smell worse though.
fish musk
>>165468618
thats what makes it hot
>>165468494
WAIT IS THIS UNDYNE? WASH YOUR STANK VAG OLD LADY
>>165468628
>goatdad's musk
I'm A-okay with this
>>165468530
Well I mean yeah it is.
>>165468273
Oh yhea
>>165469232
Alphys is a known shut in that doesn't shower and Asgore is a big dude, their status as smelly is known.
>>165468618
>>165469431
BLUE
BOARD
>>165467251
Wowie, it's nice.
>>165469454
Well she said she hadn't showered when she first met the player and reptiles are smelly, so it's safe to assume.
I guess they were made for each other
>>165465592
I went with Geek and her boyfriend and our other friend. I saw a few mettatons, alot of sanses, a frisk here and there, and an Edgegote. Geek and her bf did a frisk and sans cosplay the second day.
Pic related, it's us. WARNING we're uggo faggots
>>165470574
>tfw handsomer than other contentfags
>>165470852
can you get any more pretentious?
>>165470852
Shut up MSPG
>>165470970
I don't think you know what that word means
>>165470852
You don't have eyes or a nose and you're only 5ft 6.
You're just a skinny lil guy.
>>165470852
You're not a contentfag, you're a full time shitposter
>>165470970
The word you're looking for is "smug"
>>165471096
I'm six foot
>skinny
I could stand to lose weight.When I went to the doctors to get a diagnosis on mein throat it turned out I'd gained a little over 30lbs from the last visit. It pretty much corresponded with how after every pizza ingredient delivery I got free Spreckers from the gal there and started drinking it nearly every day. Quit after finding out. But I keep lapsing every few years it seems.
ask me something undertale related
>>165471360
I've had a pretty bad last six months when it comes to food, soda and candy since it was free at my place of work and plus really long shifts makes that fast energy much more appealing. And the alcohol was like 30% of the regular price since worked there, extra calories.
I'm doing a month of no sugar, no chips etc and it's going well and I'm thinking about keeping it up next month as well. My [spoiler)actually real, I take medicine for it, [/spoiler] thyroid problem makes it way harder to loose the chub.
This talk is making me really motivated, though, and I hope you keep it up anon!
>>165472714
which character(s) have you masturabted to
>>165472714
Would you beat Jerry up after school and shove him in a locker?
>>165472714
What part of Undertale would you like to be explored more? For example I'd like to have seen more of the city that you only see in the distance.
>>165472759
asriel gaster asgore doggo toriel alphys undyne inn keeper bunny
>>165472791
id give him a swirly
>>165472997
hard mode
>>165472997
If you mean New Home, I'm completely with you. It's a goddamn waste to have a capital where a good chunk of all monsterkind lives and not be able to do anything with it but look at the skyline.
>>165473096
Have you ever made content for utg?
>>165473363
yeah but it was garbage
>>165473096
what do you think about chara
It's here!
Totally worth the 30 bucks. I'm buying the Undyne one next
>>165426315
Oh! You did my request! Thank you!
>>165473717
i dont like them but i dont hate them
>>165473669
Art or a fic? Or something else?
>>165473892
both but like i said they were shit
>>165474037
Hey, you contributed and that's more than anyone can ask for. I'm proud of you son.
>>165473363
A couple of bad doodles.
>>165474454
Hello other son please also read this >>165474157
>>165474157
this is so creepy
>>165474702
depends on personal interpretation. Yours seem to be to sexualize paternal notions.
>>165474827
no it's more like affirmation in general is creepy to me. i don't want validation, i just wanna do it. don't give me praise fags
>>165475137
do better then and earn it you bastard.
>>165475252
that's why i do, shit-for-brains
>>165444565
And to you. That is a *cute* spider.
sometimes I feel bad for liking my favorite over more moral characters but his content was too good
>>165475137
What the fuck is this? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. If you didn't want a reaction on your work you'd sit in a corner, draw or write, and then put that in the corner for nobody to see. You cannot control how others react to your work, lest be mad when they do it in a way you don't approve of.
It's like you're acting in the extreme opposite way of someone who whines about getting critique, like some kind of nega-snapesnogger. Just as annoying. Get over yourself and keep on going, I belive in you.
>>165473789
Thats pretty adorable
>>165475643
don't
you could feel bad for liking anything but theres no point so just enjoy it, dont believe what shitters will tell you
>>165476123
I'm not even that anon, calm down.
>>165476123
>If you didn't want a reaction on your work you'd sit in a corner, draw or write, and then put that in the corner for nobody to see.
not him but i do that
>>165476248
if you say so
>>165476491
I'm replying directly to your post because I thought what you wrote in that specific post was stupid. Being mad about getting praise is the same as being butthurt for getting crits, Just say thank you and move on. Get over yourself.
>>165476514
Reasonable if you don't want a reaction to your work.
should I feel bad for hating characters if I enjoy hating things
>>165477569
hating a fictional character is a bit pathetic
I want to Chara
>>165477569
yes
>>165477713
but it's a love-to-hate-them deal
like walt in breaking bad
>>165478096
what characters do you hate?
>>165420246
>almost 100 years old while still looking young, implies they're a boss monster
>clearly intends to take human souls through murder
>still lets the kids try the puzzles first
Dammit, does Chara know about resets or not? The author does a good job of keeping his endgame a secret.
>>165420436
Was there ever any doubt?
>>165478319
flowey and chara
>>165478319
Asgore, Alphys and Chara are literally the only characters you can justify disliking
Asriel Dreemurr (female) is my crush!
>>165478732
>hating goatbro
baka
>>165478936
flowey and asriel are different enough to be treated as two separate entities, asriel doesn't have enough of a personality to earn any hate or love
>>165475604
She's a very lovable spider!
Hello /Utg/ My Least Favorite Character Is Flower. He Is Very Mean
>>165480031
who decided kanayo should be given access to 4chan
>>165480031
flowey is perfect and did nothing wrong
i hate his fans not him
>>165453109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
>>165455270
>yugioh
Lets go Dadfag
>>165480031
flowey was an idiot but fun as a manipulative sadist
his fans are cool
>>165480031
Is that the title to your new best seller?
>>165480372
I would but im not at home
good music choice
>>165480031
Preach, brother!
Sometimes I put my moms dogs ears up with a hairnoodle and it looks super funny. I thought Asgore would find it funny as well.
Have you ever seen someone post about their favorite and think, "Wow, I wonder why they love that character so much. I barely care about them at all." And then stop and realize people are probably asking that same question about you?
>>165481145
>hairnoodle
You mean a hair tie or scrunchie?
also your mom has dog ears?
>>165440601
I'd bet you went too fast. Jogging, unlike running doesn't require any kind of speed. All you need is rhythm. You can jog at a snails pace if that's what it takes to keep your breath stable for longer.
Personally I don't think you need water if you're just going for a short jog for like 20 minutes. Drinking during a jog will just give you chest pains in my opinion and carrying a bottle of water in your hand or in a pocket unbalances you. Keeping your hands moving in rhythm is required to keep up breath. You're welcome to try it though especially if you're scared.
There's nothing embarrassing about jogging. I assume you live in some kind of city if people started pouring out of buildings near you so there's nothing to worry about. They've seen everything and some guy jogging certainly isn't going to leave an impact on the mind of anyone.
Anyway, I like Mettaton.
>>165453109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSqDIWI__Ew
>>165459023
She doesn't look too happy about that.
>>165481145
hair noodle
>>165481145
thats a really cute dad
>>165481241
sometimes. i can understand why people like the core six and flowey / Asriel but some of the minor characterfags are a bit odd
which characters do you find odd?
>>165480031
Kanaya? Is that you?
>>165481241
Yes. That happens almost everyday when I see skeletonfags.
>>165481490
Thank you!
>>165481145
His hand is too small when compared to his huge torso. I assume you were just trying to squeeze it into the frame but you should've made it a bit thicker and slightly longer.
>>165481241
i used to but i got over it
people can like what they want, they dont need a reason or validation
>>165481792
Yes true. It was a quick doodle but it's basic anantomy and of course you only see it after you upload iit, haha.
>>165480756
>I would but im not at home
Thank god because I was just joking even though I used to duelon devpro
>>165481241
do people actually do this
who gives a shit
>>165481640
Sans is a funny pun slinging dude that's implied to be an important character because of his very very vague role in the background plot and is a badass because of his genocide fight
Papyrus is cute and funny plus he's Sans brother so he's part of that vague back story shit and is hinted at being a super badass
Not really hard to figure out why people like them
>>165482397
i dont really want to duel anyways. id just have used something dickish like frogs and hoped you didnt have a hard counter
>>165482796
If that poster is who I think they are, you fucked up hard be responding to them.
>>165481490
the minor characterfags probably have a main character that they like, they just like posting that minor character sometimes
>>165482884
>id just have used something dickish like frogs
Nice, I would have banished your entire deck and made you take damage for it
>>165424985
Cute images like this are the only reason I visit this place.
>>165482968
I can confirm that the Snowdrake poster and the guy who posts the royal guards is actually a dadfag >>165483008
Dark law.dek or just different dimension milling? Either way ghostrick skeleton mill is best mill deck
>>165483408
Just different dimension milling. Needed something entertaining after my friends kept bitching at me for using Kaijus
>>165483857
>Bitching about a pure Kaiju deck
What a bunch of shitters
>>165483857
>>165484094I summon Obelisk the Tormentor.
>>165484094
Right?
>>165484268
dies to castel :^)
>>165484289
i use a Eidolon kaiju deck for tag duels. its fun
undertale is a solid 8/10 game imo. hard mode fucking when?
>>165484751
>dies to castel :^)
Gets me every time
>hard mode fucking when?
Never, Toby has forgotten about us and threw us aside
>>165485056
I don't think he can forget a fandom like this
>>165485157
In a good way or a bad way?
>>165454619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3SygN_yL0
>not posting the extended version
>>165453109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3kY2LNPbM
>>165485569
Fuck you that was like 7 hours ago
>>165485523
Yes.
Today is the thirteenth of January, it is a Friday, and the air is breathable. If you are going to be walking your Undertale, be sure to bundle them up, cause it's gonna be a cold one out there!
>>165486764
>going outside at night on Friday the 13th during a full moon
it's like you want to be brutally murdered
>>165486948
I want a werewolf to bite me
>>165486948
Don't worry! I ate good luck cheese today.
>>165487047
Why would you want to become a werewolf? That sounds all kinds of inconvenient.
>>165487603
I could use a hobby
>>165487743
What kind of Hobby
>>165488264
The werewolf kind
>>165488876
But what kind of Werewolf hobbies?
>>165488993
I want to hunt down innocent humans and feast on their flesh while spreading my hellish curse
Sounds like a good way to spend a Saturday night
kill this thread
post your favorite
>>165489265
>>165489265
ill post one (1) of them
>>165489265
I want to make him smile
>>165489265
>>165489265
>>165489265
kill the bot to kill the thread
>>165489265
>>165489265
>>165489812
oh my, that picture is great
>>165489265
Sure thing.
>>165489265
>>165489265
Ok.
>>165489265
>2017
>no lewds of MTT lobby hostess with hand for a head
>>165491094
Do you think Mettaton ever called her back to his office and asked her to give him a headjob
>>165491094I don't need art to fuck a hand.
>>165491094
It's okay the dragon dad with the cellphone has porn so that's all that matters
>>165491214
He lets her hold him in her giant head hand as she fists him with the remaining two.
>>165491094
do you think she really likes toholdhands?
>>165491094
Handjobs.
dead
>>165489265
>false flag
Yeah the bad part is that /utg/ is totally gullible enough to also fall for it.
Ah well.
>>165490482
People are fucking weird for wanting to draw something like this.
>>165493349
What are you even talking about
>>165493349
the worst part is when you give it attention passive aggressively
>>165490482
What is even going on in that picture?
>>165482796
Yeah I kind of get it but they don't really do anything for me. Especially Sans. He's just kind of... there until the very end.
Is it weird that at first I thought that Mettaton is a girl and Undyne is a guy?
Would you buy a hololens exclusive game starring a younger version of your fave called Young Your Fave
>>165493497
You have to or people will fall for it repeatedly.
>>165493468
You figure it out, it only matters to those who do.
>>165493706
Which post was bait?
Do you think you can build yourself a real opioid addiction just with endorphins released as a result of consuming hot food? I'm adding more and more chili to my food lately and I'm starting to think about growing some poppies this spring.
>>165493704
>Would you buy a hololens exclusive game starring a younger version of your fave called Young Your Fave
Wat?
>>165493684
i mean it makes all the shipping a little more straighter, but it's kinda weird nonetheless. mettaton is a given, but undyne kinda reads as female a bit more then male
what
>>165493902
When you repeatedly eat spicy food, you actually start to permanently damage your taste buds. Quit now while you're ahead.
>>165493684
Yes, because they are refered to as he for mettaton and she for Undyne, and Mettaton has a male voice and Undyne has a female body.
Would you still love your fave if you were both no strangers to it and you and they knew the rules as well?
>>165493704
I would consider it.
im starting to question things less and less and just enjoy it now
Good night /utg/
>>165494203
Upvoted.
>>165494113
With all the force of my heart!I was gone for like an hour since my other visited general is hopping with activity, how did we not hit image limit yet?
>>165494247
good night cutie, get some good dreams and stay warm
>>165494004
>>165494247
gnight chara lad
>>165494090
Not really worried about any physical damage there because I never had much taste to being with, but I'm an addictive personality.
Oh well, I guess life there's to be enjoyed. I'll indulge. I'll stop if I get flu symptoms.
>>165494113
I'd think of a full commitment.
>>165494247
Good night, anon. Sleep well.
>>165473876
oh hey dude! I did it a couple threads ago, and I wasnt sure you saw it, so I used it once in awhile. glad you like it!
I want to do all the wrong things.