[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/owg/ - Overwatch General

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 746
Thread images: 242

File: 1484168229225.jpg (238KB, 1748x1181px) Image search: [Google]
1484168229225.jpg
238KB, 1748x1181px
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously, on /owg/: >>165262897
>>
First for Waifu Bastion.
>>
File: Twitter Autism.png (411KB, 465x893px) Image search: [Google]
Twitter Autism.png
411KB, 465x893px
>>165295626
First for Pharmercy shippers are retarded manchildren.
>>
File: 1483930280976.jpg (81KB, 617x794px) Image search: [Google]
1483930280976.jpg
81KB, 617x794px
Symmetra
>>
Tracer!
>>
Post new hero ideas here! I'll start...
>healer
>can pull a fuckton of heals out of her ass at any range on demand but it's totally balanced because you have to aim a large hitbox that can be hitscan or projectile to heal
>can do damage to enemies with the exact same function that heals teammates
>also has a grenade that can heal, buff friendly healing, negate enemy healing, and do damage in a decently sized radius with a minor cooldown and no counters
>can completely deny most ults with the ability above or another stun ability on a similarly minor cooldown
>she will objectively be the best healer in the game but will also be a monster in 1v1s with flankers too for some fucking reason
>ult makes a teammate all glowy so they do more damage and take less
thoughts? critiques? do you think this is balanced?
>>
File: ss+(2016-09-15+at+08.42.28).png (2MB, 1585x713px) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2016-09-15+at+08.42.28).png
2MB, 1585x713px
>get told to switch off reinhardt and go hanzo in comp to deal with the enemy torbjorn
>>
File: 1479168497886.png (49KB, 583x547px) Image search: [Google]
1479168497886.png
49KB, 583x547px
P A S S

I N T O

T H E

I R I S
>>
File: 1484151739414.jpg (330KB, 1181x1748px) Image search: [Google]
1484151739414.jpg
330KB, 1181x1748px
>>165295731
>>
File: 1465541264688.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1465541264688.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
Blue.
>>
File: 1482434278961.png (748KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
1482434278961.png
748KB, 1000x1000px
Tracer!
>>
File: 1480301999778.jpg (38KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
1480301999778.jpg
38KB, 400x400px
Blue
>>
>>165295789
emily looks like she's on drugs
>>
File: 1461185190236.jpg (328KB, 966x669px) Image search: [Google]
1461185190236.jpg
328KB, 966x669px
This is Reinhardt's objective. You won't contest his objective will you?
>>
File: 1482268964770.png (885KB, 900x1162px) Image search: [Google]
1482268964770.png
885KB, 900x1162px
>>165295626
PTR updated:

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752599717#post-1
>>
File: no passing zone.jpg (28KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
no passing zone.jpg
28KB, 400x300px
>>165295835
>>
>>165295732
Why are her legs so long and disproportionate to her body?
>>
File: 759305176.png (211KB, 396x400px) Image search: [Google]
759305176.png
211KB, 396x400px
>>165295835
That's a lot of healing you have over there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
>>
File: 1484073167216.jpg (74KB, 1240x961px) Image search: [Google]
1484073167216.jpg
74KB, 1240x961px
>>165295731
xD
>>
>>165295902
Can't be helped, I have to assert my dominance as the alpha Rein.
>>
>>165296089
what the hell mercy
>>
File: tumblr_ointdxPh6a1qzaoamo1_1280.jpg (82KB, 1200x707px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ointdxPh6a1qzaoamo1_1280.jpg
82KB, 1200x707px
do ppl still care about tracer being a lesbian?
>>
>>165295917
Sombra is still shit though. Mercy 1v1's her easily.
>>
>>165295732
internet needs more symmetra booty if i'm to be quite honest
>>
>>165296157
given the sort of bitching that's come from the implication there's a straight couple in the game you'd think tracer doesn't exist to these people
>>
>>165296157
No they care about mercy not being a lesbian.
>>
>>165295917
I guess Ana, Hog and D.Va are the only ones getting changed with this ptr.
>>
File: 1484067626710.jpg (150KB, 730x1095px) Image search: [Google]
1484067626710.jpg
150KB, 730x1095px
>>165295731
That's cold
>>
File: 1484071909767.png (19KB, 746x239px) Image search: [Google]
1484071909767.png
19KB, 746x239px
>>165296157
People care about Mercy not being Lesbian, too.
>>
>>165296393
who the hell took widowtracer as seriously as pharmercy? at least pharah and mercy seem to get along.
>>
File: 1475860424869.jpg (46KB, 498x500px) Image search: [Google]
1475860424869.jpg
46KB, 498x500px
>>165295815
>>
>>165296465
Widow tracer was and always shall be the ship that makes no sense.


Even if it does make me diamonds.
>>
>>165296465
People mistake the tension between rivals for sexual tension. Happens all the time.
>>
>>165295731
>Korrasami comes back
What? What nightmare is this?
>>
>>165296330
>Ana nerf is nothing
>Sombra buff is nothing
>Hog "nerf" looks like a sidegrade, might end up as a buff
>D.Va gutted
>>
File: ow___d_va_by_versiris-daacbav.png (131KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
ow___d_va_by_versiris-daacbav.png
131KB, 540x540px
Overwatch Winter Premiere - Group Play Phase 1 Day 5 is on right now for those interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haABH1C87vg

On Twitch too
>>
>>165296592
The comics are being released in June but if they follow the ATLA comics' schedule they'll only be published three times each year.
>>
>That piece of shit Korean is finally getting nerfed

thank god
>>
>>165296393
Shipping mortal enemies makes more sense than shipping two characters who don't even interact with each other.
>>
File: 1483842700441.jpg (10KB, 220x255px) Image search: [Google]
1483842700441.jpg
10KB, 220x255px
>>165296393
>het nonsense
>>
Mercy! BIG MERCY!!!
>>
>>165296708
>The Legend of Korra is to be continued in a three-part comics series, The Legend of Korra: Turf Wars, written by DiMartino and drawn by Irene Koh. It is to take place immediately following the series finale, and will be "focusing on Korra and Asami’s relationship as a new threat emerges". The first volume is to be published in June 2017 by Dark Horse Comics.
HAHA OH WOW this is going to be terrible.
>>
File: ScreenShot_17-01-08_02-31-34-000.jpg (370KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
ScreenShot_17-01-08_02-31-34-000.jpg
370KB, 1920x1080px
>>165296237
Agreed.
>>
File: 1484007017770.jpg (85KB, 603x788px) Image search: [Google]
1484007017770.jpg
85KB, 603x788px
>>165296578
Sometimes tension between rivals becomes sexual tension
>>
File: You are a mean one, Mr Chu.png (159KB, 786x356px) Image search: [Google]
You are a mean one, Mr Chu.png
159KB, 786x356px
>>165296732
But they say they will keep the skies clear together! This is so romantic, anon!

>>165296767
What? Do you expect Blizzard to cater to cishet normies that are merely 97% of the population rather than making everyone LGBTQA+? What a short-sighted bigot.
>>
why are people so autistic about ships
>>
File: 1468697346495.jpg (26KB, 501x454px) Image search: [Google]
1468697346495.jpg
26KB, 501x454px
>some chucklefuck on your team picks pharah.
>against full tank comp featuring soldier 76.
>they have a fucking 16% winrate on pharah.
>sixteen percent win-rate.
>he acts like some retard in chat saying how he keeps drawing or losing.
>he was diamond but quickly dropped back down to high-platinum.


Feels bad knowing that Diamond rank literally has no value any more as any shitter from platinum last season has most likely obtained it.


sixteen percent winrate. . .
>>
File: 1470185295068.png (592KB, 517x453px) Image search: [Google]
1470185295068.png
592KB, 517x453px
God damn can you niggers shut the fuck up about shipping already.
>>
>>165297017
word
>>
>>165297017
projecting too hard
>>
>>165297017
Because the story of this game is so paper-thin there is not much else about the lore to discuss. We need more meat.
>>
>>165297085
Daily reminder that every short to come out after the initial one has been chronologically before it. That fight in the museum is the farthest the plot of Overwatch has gotten. MAYBE Infiltration, but it's not a sure thing.
>>
File: junkrat 24-hour service.jpg (33KB, 480x390px) Image search: [Google]
junkrat 24-hour service.jpg
33KB, 480x390px
Would you, /owg/?
>>
>>165297250
Infiltration was confirmed by Chu to have come after all the other shorts. And the Christmas comic even after it.
>>
>>165296542
McCree and Hanzo makes even less sense. They had no interaction whatsoever
>>
File: Symmetra_6e324e_5975778.jpg (154KB, 590x892px) Image search: [Google]
Symmetra_6e324e_5975778.jpg
154KB, 590x892px
>>165296237
I'd like more Symmetra anything. At this point I think she's tied for Roadhog with the least amount of pre-match interactions.
>>
It's this time again
>>
>>165295789
>hehe I'm going to draw these characters I like
>but I'll intentionally draw them ugly
>>
>>165296157
It's unethical of a game to use any portion of money from its budget for development on something that has nothing to do with the development of the game, regardless of what it is.
>>
>>165297326
The Christmas comic was just plotless fluff, though.
>>
File: 1.png (23KB, 601x167px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
23KB, 601x167px
>>165297250
Where does this come from?
>>
What else did they add into the ptr, just the hook fix? cause it's downloading 330mb
>>
>>165297395
Based on what? Your opinion? A company can spend whatever portion of its budget it wants into activities that it believes will increase its long-terms profits (or whatever other goals the shareholders have set forth) since its primary obligation is to satisfy its shareholders.
>>
File: nut-button.jpg (34KB, 487x365px) Image search: [Google]
nut-button.jpg
34KB, 487x365px
Requesting an edit of this with nutcracker zen.
>>
>>165297356

Forgot Sombra, m8.
>>
>>165297356
zarya bastion genji rein
dva bastion rein lucio
>>
>>165297657
no he didn't
>>
File: 1481988731333.png (71KB, 343x400px) Image search: [Google]
1481988731333.png
71KB, 343x400px
>>165297613
Since when are increasing long-term profits ethical you stupid shitstreak?
>>
File: youserious.png (112KB, 463x301px) Image search: [Google]
youserious.png
112KB, 463x301px
>>165297395
>It's unethical of a game to invest in marketing
This has to be one of the most fedora-tipping statements I've ever seen on /vg/ but not /v/ and that's saying a lot.
>>
>>165296954
Why are Tumblrites such entitled pieces of shit?

I mean really, what lead to all this nonsense?
>>
>Nerf hook
>Roadhog mains cry rivers of salt tears over their crutch being taken away despite being improved in other ways
>They revert the nerf and buff the hook more
Really. I wonder how many Zenyatta mains I would have to round up for a group cry to get Discord Orb back to 50% and get a DOT added to it. It is apparently a viable strategy.
>>
>>165297801
tracer's butt
>>
>playing 3v3
>we destroy the other team pretty fast and go 1-0
>second time around we kill 2 players but the mei player uses the stage glitch and goes behind the glass for 5 minutes spamming 'hello' - ends in a draw
>third time we wait for the bitch nigga to try it again, kill him first
>he quits the game
>REINSTANCING...
>match has ended due to lack of players

I really dislike mei players
>>
File: 1483882759006.jpg (210KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
1483882759006.jpg
210KB, 1600x900px
>>165297351
I love Symmetra she does deserve more. So great collecting Genji tears.
>>
File: 1483772018521.png (337KB, 1144x888px) Image search: [Google]
1483772018521.png
337KB, 1144x888px
>>165297743
>marketing
>ethical
>named reaction image

There are niggers in Africa smarter than you.
>>
>Ana
>- Biotic Grenade duration reduced from 5s to 4s
Wow!

>Sombra
>- Hack cooldown reduced from 12s to 8s
How huge is this?
>>
>>165297801
TL;DR- I am bitter that my ship isn't happening/my favorite is getting together witch a character I don't like and it's all Blizzard's fault because they had the nerve to be scarce with their lore updates, and it's not mine at all that I didn't keep myself in check. Blizzard is obligated to do what I want because I got too attached to my headcanons.
>>
>>165297801
Kids who got coddled too much and are unable to cope with a reality in which they do not get everything they want.
>>
>>165297819

The hook change got reverted?
>>
>>165297801
meanwhile if a game company makes a minor change to a character so their butt hangs out a little bit less there's a dozen threads on 4chan about censorship and boycotts and refund lmao
>>
>>165297714

Okay then, enlighten me, please.
>>
>>165297959
There's literally nothing stopping Sombra now. She's invincible.
>>
>>165297801
Really, it's the same mindset that drives "waifu purity" in Japan. Idols aren't allowed to have boyfriends, moe girls in animes rarely have canon love-interests. It's to sell the fantasy that they could be your girlfriend. In the back of your mind, you know that idol will never date you and your 2d waifu will never be real, but knowing that somebody (in real life or fictional canon) is sullying their innocence that is rightfully your's to take, it ruins the fantasy.
That's what these people are bitching about. They'd be content if Pharah and Mercy never had confirmed love interests, but pairing them off with someone else in canon ruins the fantasy.
>>
>>165297374

They're not drawing them ugly
they're drawing them realistically
by looking in the mirror
the artists are just ugly
>>
File: Fucking Heteros! Ree!.png (38KB, 527x144px) Image search: [Google]
Fucking Heteros! Ree!.png
38KB, 527x144px
>>165297801
>>165297965
Forgot picture.
>>
>wild 2-stack appears
>level 200 player locks cowboy
>his sub-100 friend locks mercy
>sigh in relief when i remember this is only QP
>we get stomped, naturally
>i get a gold medal for kills and damage as a tank, just as i expected
I wish popular youtubers made videos on the topic of
>"Maybe YOU should not play DPS?"
and
>"Must I learn to play a TANK?"
with a thumbnail of McCree looking to his side like somethin' ain't quite right
>>
>>165297819
>>165297976
They didn't revert it at all. They just changed it a bit to where it's more consistent now and doesn't break if you hide behind a blade of grass or a tree.
>>
>>165297959
Basically, she "can" keep an active hack every 2 seconds. This isnt gonna work on pugs though, because getting off even a single hack requires a coordinated two pronged offensive.
>>
File: 1484152494357.png (1005KB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
1484152494357.png
1005KB, 1500x1262px
>>165297657
fug
>>
>>165297870
I love that emote
>>
>>165297894
Pray tell why do you think marketing is unethical? Are you an unironic communist or something?
>>
File: 1467572192019.gif (2MB, 500x225px) Image search: [Google]
1467572192019.gif
2MB, 500x225px
>>
>>165297959
Sombra is now a better disruptor. Damage is still lacking
>>
>>165297959
Sombra is less frustrating to play since you will spend less time waiting for hack to go off CD as you move to the next health pack. You might now even consider using it on an actual enemy. She still deals shit damage and can not kill anyone as long as there is a lucio on the enemy team, though.
>>
>>165297283
Fuck yea I'd let him madmax my car.
>>
File: 57667367_p0.jpg (1MB, 1550x1733px) Image search: [Google]
57667367_p0.jpg
1MB, 1550x1733px
>You will never be femdom'd by Pharah
>She will never pin you down to the bed
>She will never give you a devious smile before whispering into your ear "I always get my prey~"
>>
File: JUST.jpg (49KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]
JUST.jpg
49KB, 300x400px
>>165294409
>no "Is it me you're looking for?" voice line
>>
>people who who stayed locked for 2 koth rounds in a row even though we're getting stomped (reaper)
>still doesn't change round 3

-x SR
>>
>>165297340
True but they haven't tried to kill each other before.
>>
>>165297283
That is entirely dependent on what kind of 24-hour service it is. Yes if it's holding hands and kissing and cuddling through the night, doubly yes if I get to make breakfast for him afterwards.
>>
Did they really retcon the roadhog hook nerf and rebuff it?
>>
>>165298260
Because it acts as an economic amplifier which takes advantage of others for a political, social, or financial goal at the cost of consumers.
Economic amplifiers are the active components of economic engineering. The basic characteristic of any amplifier (mechanical, electrical, or economic) is that it receives an input control signal and delivers energy from an independent energy source to a specified output terminal in a predictable relationship to that input control signal. The simplest form of an economic amplifier is a device called advertising.

If a person is spoken to by a T.V. advertiser as if he were a twelve-year-old, then, due to suggestibility, he will, with a certain probability, respond or react to that suggestion with the uncritical response of a twelve-year-old and will reach into his economic reservoir and deliver its energy to but that product on impulse when he passes it in the store. An economic amplifier may have several inputs and output. Its response might be instantaneous or delayed. Its circuit symbol might be a rotary switch if its options are exclusive, qualitative, "go" or "no-go", or it might have its parametric input/output relationships specified by a matrix with internal energy sources represented.

Whatever its form might be, its purpose is to govern the flow of energy from a source to an output sink in direct relationship to an input control signal. For this reason, it is called an active circuit element or component.

Economic Amplifiers fall into classes called strategies, and, in comparison with electronic amplifiers, the specific internal functions of an economic amplifier are called logistical instead of electrical. Therefore, economic amplifiers not only deliver power gain but also, in effect, are used to cause changes in the economic circuitry.
>>
File: 1478456592598.jpg (154KB, 723x1354px) Image search: [Google]
1478456592598.jpg
154KB, 723x1354px
>>165298378
I need more justice in my life
>>
File: 1477287868639.jpg (3MB, 2031x2125px) Image search: [Google]
1477287868639.jpg
3MB, 2031x2125px
Post art of your favorite hero
>>
>>165298554
No you dumbass. If you could read, you'd know that they're just making hte LoS check consistent, so it doesn't get broken by a character's right foot being behind a stop sign
>>
File: 1482586969913.png (754KB, 1200x1258px) Image search: [Google]
1482586969913.png
754KB, 1200x1258px
>>165295843
>tfw no qt blue smug to hug
>>
>>165298554
Roadhog hook is now stronger (pulls people closer = more damage so no more surviving on 10 HP because your hit box is small) than before and more consistent but is cleared from some of its BS angles and pulls.
>>
File: 1743545923891.png (431KB, 700x971px) Image search: [Google]
1743545923891.png
431KB, 700x971px
Would you?
>>
File: 1479745413673.gif (2MB, 250x188px) Image search: [Google]
1479745413673.gif
2MB, 250x188px
>play mystery heroes because it's the only tolerable arcade mode
>constantly stomped by the rng giving enemy team competitive tank meta against our babbys first class teams
>played 18 matches and only got 3 wins
>still need 3 more wins for the last crate
>>
>>165298489
>Team switches it up for round 3
>Wins 100-0
>Goes back to original comp for next round
>loses

This is even worse, especially when stuck playing support.
>>
File: 1484172387837.jpg (410KB, 1569x927px) Image search: [Google]
1484172387837.jpg
410KB, 1569x927px
>>165295626
>>165295731
>>
File: 57545075_p0.jpg (3MB, 2480x3508px) Image search: [Google]
57545075_p0.jpg
3MB, 2480x3508px
>>165298649
I need her to sit on my face
>>
>>165298873
just do oasis man
>>
>>165298639
>tl;dr- Worldbuilding in video games in unethical and in my perfect world, they would be flavorless and utilitarian in design and aesthetics.

Sucks to be you, man.
>>
File: heroes.png (984KB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
heroes.png
984KB, 1500x1262px
>>165297356
>>165298223

I wasn't going to list her anywhere, but just noticed it is all.
>>
>>165298908
These matches happen from time to time, nothing we can do about it, it's just the nature of queuing with randoms. Doesn't make it any less frustrating knowing this though
>>
File: 1483846823439.png (2MB, 960x1057px) Image search: [Google]
1483846823439.png
2MB, 960x1057px
>>165298659
>>
When the hell are they going to fix this re instancing bullshit. I love 3s but holy shit, every other game has a leaver that fucks it up. Should still get experience at least, Jesus.
>>
File: 1484183126754 (1).png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754 (1).png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
>>165298639
Mass manipulation has been going on for centuries, and they aren't gonna stop now. The only difference over the years is the goal of the manipulation. Ethics is a non issue, even the collection of moral ethics you live by are only there because the higher ups put it there.
>>
Has anybody heard the D.Va line that sounds like "I need to pee"? I've heard it twice now. Really threw me off the first time.
>>
>>165299087
I thought that was an ice cream cone.
>>
File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
2MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
File: kd7QERX.png (135KB, 685x374px) Image search: [Google]
kd7QERX.png
135KB, 685x374px
>tfw the dedicated tankbuster is completely incapable of doing his job and less effective than an extra tank
>>
>>165298727
It also heavily slows people after the hook hits but before the stun so you ain't breaking LOS.
>>
File: Reap.webm (1MB, 1920x798px) Image search: [Google]
Reap.webm
1MB, 1920x798px
>>165299438
Make Reaper great again
>>
>>165299634
Can't win in game. Can't win in lore.


He should be friends with Winston.
>>
>>165299438
Just wait till the patch.

Besides, even in the current meta I've been using Reaper just fine.
>>
File: heroes 2.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
heroes 2.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
File: 1483014965474.png (267KB, 370x414px) Image search: [Google]
1483014965474.png
267KB, 370x414px
>>165299023
>>165299352
>it's ethical because I have different expectations
>it's ethical because it's how it always has been

Like I said, you're retards.
>>
File: Genji needs healing.jpg (95KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
Genji needs healing.jpg
95KB, 720x960px
>>165298968
>>
File: 1475613023403.png (509KB, 930x930px) Image search: [Google]
1475613023403.png
509KB, 930x930px
>>
File: 1479578112664.jpg (374KB, 652x900px) Image search: [Google]
1479578112664.jpg
374KB, 652x900px
>>165299405
>You will never eat ice cream with Sombra
It hurts. It really really hurts
>>
File: heroes.png (805KB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
heroes.png
805KB, 1500x1262px
>>165299029

Couldn't make up my mind.
>>
File: 1482261920314.png (52KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]
1482261920314.png
52KB, 512x512px
dork
>>
>>165300039
Probably my favorite matching spray.
>>
File: 1484183126754.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
>>165299810
No you're just a paranoid sperg who thinks marketing is always trying to "trick" you into liking their product.
>I like medieval stuff
>See ad for medieval video game
>Hey, I like medieval Europe! I am interested in this game! And it looks fun!
>"Aha! You've been MANIPULATED and TRICKED into liking their video game! These evil capitalist pigs are PREYING on your interest in medieval Europe to MIND-CONTROL you into buying their game! You're just a PAWN in their money-grubbing RUSE!

That's how retarded you sound.
>>
File: ghfdh.jpg (198KB, 1500x691px) Image search: [Google]
ghfdh.jpg
198KB, 1500x691px
>>165298223
>>
>>165300131
>>165300039
I just realised I think I forgot to buy Pharah's, and since the Christmas event she's gone from one of my least played heroes to one of my most ;_;
>>
>>165295731
These people are beyond saving
>>
File: 1481771133372.png (266KB, 600x691px) Image search: [Google]
1481771133372.png
266KB, 600x691px
>>165300039
Stupid sexy dork
>>
File: IMG_0182.jpg (30KB, 269x196px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0182.jpg
30KB, 269x196px
think Im finally going to drop this game. Once your stuck in Bronze hell and you have no online friends, there is NO FUCKING WAY to get out. I constantly get 4-5 medals, and Im always on the point. Its just fucking impossible to escape. no wonder its called ELO Hell. Theres nothing I can do when Im stuck with Junkrats or Torbjorns on attack. I actually enjoy playing this game, but its just so fucking disheartening at this point.
>>
>>165300350
this is probably bait but just stop playing comp
>>
>>165299381
l2p
>>
File: laughing pilot.gif (2MB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
laughing pilot.gif
2MB, 400x300px
>>165300221
>can't make out any of the heroes from the thumbnail
>however just see the pink in the 'Hated Hero' section and know it's Zarya
>I bet their favorite hero is D-
Hehe
>>
>>165300218
>using extreme strawman examples to prove a point

There's no social justice for you to fight here, faggarooni. I literally just explained by the book how marketing is unethical and you cannot provide a counter to it besides subverting the point like a kike. No working form of economics is built upon ethics and the assumption that it is for some reason makes you a retard, and just because something works doesn't make it ethical.
The organs in your shitsack of a body are worth more than anything you'll ever do in your life.
>>
>>165300350

join some discords and try find some groups. People will want to play with you half out of altruism and half because you'll tank their group rating
>>
Well today i was playing and this occured
>pick torb and make an offhand joke about somehow torb has like a dozen kids. Some guy named catbug spazzes out. Turns out he cant handle the chars having back stories much less relationships.

> fave part, called the most recent comic " published fanfic" several times
>>
File: 1483995104558.jpg (52KB, 536x643px) Image search: [Google]
1483995104558.jpg
52KB, 536x643px
>stuck in diamond hell
>>
File: GG.png (340KB, 1041x699px) Image search: [Google]
GG.png
340KB, 1041x699px
Blue response feedback on PTR D.Va
>>
File: triggered.png (54KB, 430x264px) Image search: [Google]
triggered.png
54KB, 430x264px
WOAH, no one said this community was toxic what the heck???
>>
>>165299438
>tfw Roadhog and D.va are the best tank busters
>>
File: 1481223374144.jpg (342KB, 1435x1908px) Image search: [Google]
1481223374144.jpg
342KB, 1435x1908px
>>165278442
>Reaper had a literal scythe

Different loadouts when?
>>
File: 1472909416081.jpg (10KB, 240x243px) Image search: [Google]
1472909416081.jpg
10KB, 240x243px
>>165300039
Cute!
>>
>>165300626
excuse me?
>>
>>165300642
That "strawman" was an exact illustration of your description of marketing. It's not my fault your fedora-tipping beliefs on the concept of marketing are flawed.

>Advertiser sells to consumer
>Consumer's interest is piqued
>Consumer buys product
>So unethical!
kys
>>
>>165300635
fuck u
here bomb
>>
File: the weak should fear the zarya.png (605KB, 607x608px) Image search: [Google]
the weak should fear the zarya.png
605KB, 607x608px
>>165300950
Privet
>>
>>165300676

Where the fuck do I find Discords?

I seriously dont know what to do anymore. I wait until the very last pick to make my choice and I still get buttfucked because of teenagers who choose Hanzo or Bastion on a Control map. I just want to win, but this game is fucking impossible
>>
File: 1482345335717.jpg (131KB, 622x311px) Image search: [Google]
1482345335717.jpg
131KB, 622x311px
>>165300837
Just after I had learned D.Va's old spray pattern.
>>
>>165300910
that's what she says
>>
>>165299854
Love it.
>>
File: 1468861285233.jpg (44KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1468861285233.jpg
44KB, 633x758px
>Pharah in every game at plat now
>Aim is to shit to personally go soldier and deal with her
>Teammates always go Reaper or Tracer when getting fucked by Pharah
>>
>>165300837
>Ana gets a slap on the wrist
>D.Va gets completely gutted
Thanks Blizzard.
>>
>>165301218
oh. I liked my version better. what's the lucio line that sounds like he says "bitch"?
>>
>>165301527
idk I just assumed he says "bitch" and never bothered to look it up
>>
I'm starting to hate playing Oasis in ranked because there's a 99% chance a bastion will be there and my team keep ignoring him so we end up losing.
>>
>>165301410
___________Git gud____________
>>
File: 1477112386276.jpg (70KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
1477112386276.jpg
70KB, 1600x900px
>that one cunt spamming I NEED HEALING every few seconds
>>
File: 1472803966001.png (208KB, 618x474px) Image search: [Google]
1472803966001.png
208KB, 618x474px
>>165301787
>mfw someone thinks i'm a healslut because I picked Mercy
>>
File: pass into the irish.png (170KB, 627x667px) Image search: [Google]
pass into the irish.png
170KB, 627x667px
>>165295835
>>
File: meme.jpg (447KB, 1500x717px) Image search: [Google]
meme.jpg
447KB, 1500x717px
>>165298223
>>
File: 1464169534068.jpg (160KB, 2067x1602px) Image search: [Google]
1464169534068.jpg
160KB, 2067x1602px
>someone grabs mercy before me
>they only hold down the heal stream the whole time
>not once do they damage boost
>not once do they use their pistol
>>
File: b.va.png (752KB, 562x1022px) Image search: [Google]
b.va.png
752KB, 562x1022px
Hana only dates Omnics
>>
>>165301138

there are a bunch of overwatch podcasts with their own that people primarily use for grouping up. Its how i managed to climb 700 pts from silver
>>
>>165300880
That'd be a nice way for them to make new classes without having to actually put much effort in any depart besides balancing
>>
>>165301410
Pharah is so unbalanced at lower SR imo but there's nothing they can do about it. People can't hit her with hitscan
>>
this game is getting me down man, i suck so hard. I just want to get out of plat, but im not able to do it. Its really frustrating.
>>
>>165298995
>playing koth by choice

Good joke
>>
>>165302363
fucking bolt burners
>>
>>165301787
>that player that spams "i need healing in the spawn room"
please
>>
File: ana cruise.png (683KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]
ana cruise.png
683KB, 960x640px
>>165301981

>picking mercy
>ever
>>
File: IMG_1489.png (102KB, 260x278px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1489.png
102KB, 260x278px
>>165302530
Don't worry, anon! It could be that you're just having a bad day, and things will look up! Maybe you'll get lucky and get matched with really good teammates who you can work with, and you'll climb up together! Even if you can't get any higher, I still think plat is pretty impressive - you should be proud of yourself!
>>
>>165302506
I find flying up as d.va and punching her around works reasonably well if no one else deals with her

Another thing that probably wouldn't work at high sr but these aren't good pharahs
>>
File: mersym.jpg (433KB, 900x1172px) Image search: [Google]
mersym.jpg
433KB, 900x1172px
What mythological creatures would the characters be?
>>
Since a lot of places in Overwatch are futuristic caricatures of the place's culture and history, do you think Miami in the Overwatch world is full of neon pink and turquoise and super retro-future 80's?

A retrowave-inspired Miami map would be pretty cool.
>>
File: ScreenShot_17-01-11_21-03-27-000.jpg (321KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
ScreenShot_17-01-11_21-03-27-000.jpg
321KB, 1920x1080px
Has anyone ever had this problem with voice chat where you can't unmute yourself and it says nobody is in team chat?
>>
File: Ana_Pacha2.png (447KB, 713x742px) Image search: [Google]
Ana_Pacha2.png
447KB, 713x742px
>mfw 90% of the cast is completely obsolete and blizzard refuses to acknowledge the real cause
>>
File: OW opinions 2.png (550KB, 1500x694px) Image search: [Google]
OW opinions 2.png
550KB, 1500x694px
>>165298223
>>
whoever said earlier that they thought there was too much waifuposting on /owg/, have you looked at the catalog? there's enough fap material for a whole evening from just the OPs alone

every other general would say there isn't enough
>>
File: shit opinions desu.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
shit opinions desu.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
>lucio's speed boost doesn't build ult
for what purpose
sure feels bad when the red lucio gets twice as many break downs
>>
>>165302769
thanks man, i have a 55% WR on roadhog over 5 hours, so im not sure how i havent got out. I end up changing to the situation too much I think. That could be part of my problem.
>>
>>165303307
>wanting to buff a hero with a 95% pickrate
>>
>>165303143
Can't nerf Ana without making her absolutely useless.
Same issue with Lucio (which should probably get a damage buff).
>>
>>165300642
Not him. You got an alternative man? Cuz this is sounding like an obnoxious college freshman rant
>>
>>165297024
this autist would like you to know that they check their teammate's hero play time before, during, or after a match
>>
nth for WFAM fetishist weaboo self inserts
>>
>>165297625
seconded
>>
Last season solo queue plat was hell

This season solo queue diamond is hell

Just convince me to quit
>>
>>165303607
Make her gun work with a charge like Widowmaker. High heal per shot with charge from being scoped long enough, low heal per second. Scope-less heals are mediocre at best.

Heal grenade loses heal nullification, instead cuts incoming heals to enemies struck by 50%


The charge system would make her more careful, prioritizing people who are at low health with an instant heal, but she couldn't heal an entire team effectively
>>
>>165303909
There, now the meta would be Lucio and Zen.
>>
File: Z.png (913KB, 1280x1176px) Image search: [Google]
Z.png
913KB, 1280x1176px
>>165297625
I found this one
>>
>>165303908
but you're improving
>>
>>165297027
That's such an ugly skin, holy shit.
>>
It baffles me that people play Junkrat by just hiding somewhere and spamming grenades in the enemy's general direction, he is so much more FUN when you actually try to predict your opponent's movement and shoot grenades accordingly.
That, the concussion mine, trapping people and then blowing them up, chasing them around with the Rip-tire.

I know he's not -good- but goddamn, I don't think I have this much fun with any other character.
>>
>>165304038
Lucio will always be meta, but at least he can't singlehandedly keep up three or sometimes four tanks, making most dps and every other healer irrelevant.

Zen is a terrible primary healer.
>>
>>165298041
Pretty much this. People get so invested in fictional characters, whether they be virtual or actor performances, and use them as idols. It's sad, really.
>>
>>165304038
Which means that individual heals would be more limited. That would cut down on tanks marginally.

Ana could still be used to focus heal tanks, but she would have to focus them and not heal others as much
>>
>All healing (Ana, Lucio, other healers, health packs) has reduced effectiveness on armored targets.
Would this be the nail in the coffin for the tank meta?
>>
File: 1483165331870.png (210KB, 205x485px) Image search: [Google]
1483165331870.png
210KB, 205x485px
Why does he wear the mask?
>>
>>165304243
>but at least he can't singlehandedly keep up three or sometimes four tanks
Ana is utterly broken. She can out-heal the game's healer (Mercy), can cockblock the other team's heals, and even shutdown Zen's ult completely, beat almost any hero on 1v1 with sleep dart, and if she needs to heal a bunch of people, she can throw the grenade to burst heal and amplify healing by a fuckton (which gets even more broken if the team has a Lucio on regen).
>>
>>165303908
Sadly you're going to keep getting angry even if you make it to GM. Quit now or improve your mentality and view of the game
>>
File: 1484183126754.png (575KB, 1500x702px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754.png
575KB, 1500x702px
>>165298223
rate my taste
>>
>>165303607
How to nerf Ana without making her useless
>Entirely remove the damage effect from her grenade
>Cut the heal down to 40
>Cut her damage down to 45 a shot

Now she is vulnerable to flankers and can't force them to fuck off while healing herself and doing damage. That is literally all it takes. Ana has massive HPS but it's only a problem because of how hard she is to kill by most flankers.
>>
>>165304687
>D.va
>Boring

It's shit, lad
>>
>>165300837
...Is D.va supposed to be weak to Tracer? Like, that's actually what they were aiming for?
I thought Tracer was a pick class, like Genji. Made for getting in quick and taking out supports before their team notices. Why would you specifically make a Tank vulnerable to something like that
>>
how do I filter every redditor whining about game balance?
>>
>>165304859

Very confused when I read that as well.
>>
File: the nut.jpg (127KB, 915x830px) Image search: [Google]
the nut.jpg
127KB, 915x830px
>>165297625
buming this
>>
>>165304815
Boring to play as, boring to play against. Just fucking right click and invalidate the entire opposition. She's boring because she erases all sense of challenge from the game.
>>
>>165304880
>Redditors
>Complaining about the game
>Not sucking off Jeff 24/7
>>
File: 1484183126754.png (908KB, 1492x696px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754.png
908KB, 1492x696px
>>165298223
objectively the best taste
>>
File: 1484183126754.jpg (921KB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754.jpg
921KB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223

McCree is shit both in art design and gameplay.

You can't aim? don't worry you have a blink that automatically reloads your weapon + a low cooldown stun, that way you can ensure a safe positioning wherever and a free headshot followed by a close range burst.

Still having difficulties? just randomly spam your shit until you charge your ultimate, which is a legal, multi-target aimbot that provides oneshot kills for enemies in sight.

I know It's useless in pro play. And in soloq against high elo teams that coordinate their moves he doesn't stand much of a chance either, but it's a character that exists only to benefit from the low elo clownfiesta and quick play queue's chaotic nature, promoving solokill roaming cancer and not ellaborate teamplay moves to contest objectives.

Just plain retarded
>>
>>165303094
Might be that your internet is blocking the port voice chat uses. That's what it looks like for me.
>>
>>165305079
This is the most pseudointellectual post I read today, grats.
>>
File: 1481750568981.jpg (32KB, 626x507px) Image search: [Google]
1481750568981.jpg
32KB, 626x507px
Reminder that this is now canon
>>
File: IMG_1306.png (329KB, 540x473px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1306.png
329KB, 540x473px
>>165304219
This basically. I really don't get people who treat it like they're supposed to be a shitty sniper when he's so great for getting right in the enemy team's face and harassing them off the objective. He's a War Boy, play him like one.
>>
>>165305024
>"Invalidate the opposition"

Sure thing my man. It's not like we have:
>Zarya/Sym/Mei/Winston beams
>Earthshatter
>Charge/Chain Hook
>Healnade to cuck her supports
>focus fire in general
>damage from more than one direction
>>
>>165305079
DPSes in general promote solokill roaming cancer. It's not just McCree, it's the kind of people that just care about their K/D and getting Play of the Game.
>>
File: overwatch.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
overwatch.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
r8 and no h8
>>
How long til this tank meta is completely gutted?
>>
>>165305460
t. salty D.Va main
sorry your waifu's getting cucked soon, better get those easy wins in when you can
>>
>>165305323
he is right doe
>>
File: 1479599568030.jpg (61KB, 394x473px) Image search: [Google]
1479599568030.jpg
61KB, 394x473px
>Team goes 3 DPS
>Ana says she has high ping and can't do shit
I love this game, epic
>>
File: characters thing.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
characters thing.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
>>165305525
Reaper buff when?
>>
>>165305079
McCree is one of the best designed heroes in the game.
>>
>>165305525
Once ana's healing gets completely gutted, and IU don't mean nerfing the grenade from +100% to 50% or decreasing the timer on the buff/debuff it has.
>>
>>165305525
2 more seasons
>>
Are we getting a Valentine's event, and will Hanzo get a Cupid skin?
>>
File: 1477779237419.jpg (34KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]
1477779237419.jpg
34KB, 320x320px
>>165305079
This is the only reaction image I can find for such a retarded post.
>>
File: IMG_0502.jpg (97KB, 680x766px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0502.jpg
97KB, 680x766px
>people think Roadhog is maori or Pacific Islander

Am I an asshole for not seeing it? He looks white to me. I get "Mako" is a Maori name but "Rutledge" is pretty Anglo sounding.

He's also got pink nipples
>>
>>165305725
No
>>
>>165305639
Explain yourself
>>
>>165305725
No to both, but there might be voice lines.
>>
File: 1483919372518.jpg (56KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
1483919372518.jpg
56KB, 645x773px
>play Sombra
>we go 2-0
>enemy team comes back with a 2-2 and my team shits the bed, begging me to 'stop trolling' even though there's a lucio/dva on the enemy team
>report sombra
>report sombra ty
>this sombra omg
>enemy team defends me
>potg is a 6 man EMP that stops lucio's ult into a triple kill
>we win 3-2
>'carried sombra'

meta slaving must be a sign of no intelligence
>>
>>165305778
Could be white and just born in new Zealand. Maybe his one or two of his grandparents where Maori.
Course tumblr will make him brown as can be.
>>
>>165305778
>>165305913
Could be mixed/of Maori descent, yeah.
>>
>>165305778
He could be half and half. All we know for sure is that he uses New Zealander slang despite living in the Outback, so it's not exactly a huge stretch. Nothing's been confirmed either way, though.
>>
>finally got the Game Over achiev by solo self destructing on numbani offense last point, right under the choklepoint
Feels good man. Still wondering how the enemy team fucked it up that badly.
>>
File: Roadhog_Islander.jpg (89KB, 680x766px) Image search: [Google]
Roadhog_Islander.jpg
89KB, 680x766px
>>165305778
>>165305913
This is what people usually cite as their reasoning. If this is valid reasoning, though, then Pharah is Native American.

I like the idea of him being mixed, though.
>>
>>165305024
Defense Matrix is suck a stupid concept in general. The shields that Reinhardt, Winston and Zarya use make sense, but D.va's ability is just retarded. Being able to just deny things without consequence is cancer.
>>
>when you get Rapid Discord on the last push
>>
>>165306103
Well her father is a leaf.

Could be a native American leaf.
>>
>>165305061
Junkrat and Winston are under-powered.
>>
File: tumblr_nxeuddu8Y51u43opno1_1280.jpg (122KB, 1000x1080px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nxeuddu8Y51u43opno1_1280.jpg
122KB, 1000x1080px
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MEI NERF WHEN
>>
>>165306103
People theorized her dad was Native American in the past and Reflections kind of reinforced that with her probably being in Canada.
>>
>>165305079
McCree works as the anti-flanker.
You're popping off shots when you notice a Genji eyeing your healer: Roll closes the gap and reloads your weapon, stun holds them down (which counters the quick mobility found on flankers like Tracer and Genji), then Right click to burst them. Ideally, he shouldn't be able to burst any medium weight character, and the spread on his fan should be large enough to enforce its roll as a CQC weapon. All in all, his kit is actually fairly well made.

Only, Overwatch maps are often so condensed his close range kit can be used in general encounters. Also remember that patch where Blizzard significantly reduced his damage fall off, and boosted McCrees started two shotting Pharahs out of the sky? I feel like Blizzard doesn't really understand their own game.
>>
>Mercy/Genji voice lines in the game
CHUUUUUUU
>>
>>165306328
Are they actually in the game now?
>>
>>165305778
I thought Mako was just called that because it's a type of shark
>>
>sym's skin is "architech", not "architect"
what did they mean by this
>>
File: 1484183126754.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
1484183126754.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
No, this isn't a meme; I 100% believe everything here
>>
File: 1478640396826.jpg (233KB, 961x718px) Image search: [Google]
1478640396826.jpg
233KB, 961x718px
>anubis
>smash on offense, get 6 minutes of overtime
>defending wonderfully, they barely cap in overtime
>we go into overtime because lul blizzard logic
>match starts everything freezes
>fucking blizz servers fuck us, all reconnect
>they fucking capped it all
>we go on offense
>7 minutes and we can't get second point
>we lose

I hate Blizzard logic so fucking much
>>
>>165306234
I'll never like how her m1 slows down your movement but I don't really know what they could do about her that wouldn't make her completely useless. At least they increased her ult cost after a month of her being able to use it nearly every fight.
>>
>>165306389
PTR and it's in a social media uproar right now
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5myume/ptr_new_genji_voice_lines_regarding_chocolates/
>>
>>165306447
Technology. She builds things with technology.
>>
>>165305778
See that thing on his head?
That's a mako shark.
>>
>>165306317
>I feel like Blizzard doesn't really understand their own game.
They don't even play their own fucking game
>>
>>165305502
>Hating a Zen

Impossible. Zen is great.
>>
File: owg.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
owg.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
>>165306234
>>165306479
She's well-balanced desu. Annoying, but balanced. Just don't overextend when there's a Mei in the other team.
>>
File: Best girl.jpg (285KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Best girl.jpg
285KB, 1920x1080px
>Still no sitting/laughing emotes

Why does Blizzard hate her, bros
>>
>>165306460
>D.va
>Most balanced

Spotted the autist
>>
>>165306504
Shouldn't people be more upset over how retarded Blizzard is at balancing? I mean let's be real here, all of the character and lore are pretty boring and generic.
>>
>>165305024
you mean she invalidates only certain hitscan damage and SOME ultimates for a couple seconds, use that against random targets and don't save it for pharah for instance, your team surely will love you for letting the justice rain from above.

pick splash damage heros and stop crying about something that clearly has counterplay.
>>
>>165306413
>>165306530
Mako is also his name, though.
>>
File: 1373114625331.jpg (782KB, 1122x1600px) Image search: [Google]
1373114625331.jpg
782KB, 1122x1600px
>>165306218
>Double Delicious Brown Pharah
>>
>>165306683
S-she's totally well balanced! Sure, her wall and ice block give her 3 lives but t-there's totally counterplay!

Tell me one thing you can do other than pick junkrat.
>>
>>165305502
>Mei
>Balanced

yeah, no
>>
Greetings!
>>
>>165306707
Because she's _____shit___________________
>>
>>165302475
>76 with shotgun
>Pharah with battle rifle type weapon
>Reaper with scythe
etc

Would be cool, I hope they do something like that
>>
File: 1483049026423.jpg (3MB, 2623x3189px) Image search: [Google]
1483049026423.jpg
3MB, 2623x3189px
>>165306707
I was hoping we'd get them by now but I guess we'll just have to wait a bit longer. Maybe with next month's patch.
>>
>>165306224
I dont know, I like Winston he can work just not against other tanks ESPECIALLY in this meta but he does his job pretty well and I dont want him to be too strong as for Junkrat I feel like hes okay also I dont really know how you would even buff him
>>
>>165306752
No, fuck you.
This tiny dicked Asian prick has went too far.
I don't care HOW unbalanced the game is, if it doesn't involve two girls making out it is literally the end of the world.
>>
>playing a couple of matches of comp every day
>always take a break whenever i lose a match or two
>get the odd shitty game here and there, but overall going well
>have went up nearly 400 SR since i placed


who /comfycomp/ here
>>
>>165306914
>Pharah with a beam rifle
>Pierces shields.
YES
>>
>>165304687
Aceptable
>>
>>165306936
Wintson needs a slight increase in his damage. Not a lot, but just enough to allow him to punish mistakes or wipe out weak squishies more.

As for Junkrat: he's a gimped Demoman, and a full Demoman would have far too high a skill ceiling for Overwatch. All I can think of is:

1) Giving him a shitty pistol as backup so he's not entirely explosive projectile based
AND/OR
2) Giving him sticky bombs as alt fire
>>
Haven't played in like 3 weeks, whats up with hog? I'm not one shotting 200 health heroes anymore, even with the melee. Did I just get bad during my time off or what?
>>
Ive just been playing on my girlfriends account, the silver meta is i believe, the intended true form of this game.

>pharah has free reign, no one looks up the entire game

playing pharah in silver is to take the role of the player/human in an rts. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Ults? no problem.

>symmetra and lucio combo makes people ragequit 1 in 3 games

>if you have a rein and they don't, you win.

>they just cannot, in any way, shape or form, deal with tracer. You may as well be a supplant of the gods they pray to
>>
>>165306914
>76 with shotgun
Sprint would be amazing

>Reaper with scythe
YES

>Pharah with battle rifle type weapon
Hard to balance, but would be amazing. Sniping cunts from afar.
>>
>>165306806
Stop being sub GM Reddit.
>>
File: 1477590345031.jpg (8KB, 208x199px) Image search: [Google]
1477590345031.jpg
8KB, 208x199px
>>165306470
Have they gone in record for why the FUCK a tie doesn't just go to the team who won first?

>>165306540
no shit, WoW is a testament to them being complete fucking retards on how to manage their games. Also if you want another laugh look up their logic behind their hearthstone classes, they got everything wrong guessing the meta
>>
>>165306756
So I'm forced to play less reliable characters because her non-punishable defense matrix makes the good ones suck? I understand the need for balance but defense matrix is more than a hard counter, it's literally the best damage mitigation tool in the game outside of ults. It deletes all hitscan and projectile abilities and it extends so far forward you don't even need to properly aim it to accidentally delete ults and shit. It's fucking retarded and if you defend it then it means you actually want the game to be as casual as possible. I bet you think Symmetra's new design doesn't need fixing at all either.
>>
File: blue remembering.png (376KB, 1282x1906px) Image search: [Google]
blue remembering.png
376KB, 1282x1906px
How much does blue remember?
>>
>>165306756
The recharge on it is fast and the cool down on turning it back on is less than a second. She invalidates all but 3 characters and one characters E with matrix.

Dva isn't going to be a problem in the new patch but don't be thick and pretend Matrix isn't godlike. It doesn't have counterplay other than wait it out or time your shots.
>>
>>165306806
Sure, she's hard to handle in 1vs1, but that's how they designed her. Engage her with multiple people and she's a sitting duck once her abilities are on cooldown. If she ice blocks, just wait it out and nuke her.
>>
>>165307167
There are some times where the hook wouldn't pull people close enough but I haven't noticed more of that lately. The PTR is changing that though so you can reliably one shot all non-tanks and sometimes one shot Zarya.
>>
File: 1484017454674.jpg (131KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1484017454674.jpg
131KB, 1080x1080px
>>165295731

Why would Michael Chu self insert as Genji?

Genji is Japo, Chu is a China last name.
>>
File: 1484170398000.jpg (49KB, 700x396px) Image search: [Google]
1484170398000.jpg
49KB, 700x396px
>>165295731
>we are your target audience
>uses tumblr so they probably have never played a single game in their life
what fucking world do people think that make shitty ships gets gamedevs money
>>
>>165305747
It must be tough to play a shooter and main a character that needs a stun and legal aimbot on his kit because you're terribad at aiming moving targets normally.
>>
>>165306470
Overtime is fucking bullshit.
I can't count how many times I've been cheated out of a victory
>>
>>165307454
>pick sombra
>hack her
>she can't run away or use matrix
>pick mei
>freeze her
>tries to run away? ice wall her escape
>pick roadhog
>hook her
>flank her with any hero
>pick soldier
>win every 1v1 brawl hands down

uhh do i have to keep going on here chief or?
>>
>>165307545
When provoked SJW's can often be unintentionally racist themselves.
>>
When is Blizzard going to add different weapons?
>>
>>165295731
Is it Autism Awareness Day already?
>>
>>165307645

Hopefully never. I like having a level playing field.
>>
>>165307662
Every day in /owg/ is autism awareness day.
>>
>>165307645
Probably wouldn't happen until they think they've added enough heroes
>>
>>165307691
but im stuck in plat and want to p2w
>>
>>165307645
Hopefully never. Alternative weapons (and poor balancing) is one of the things that killed TF2.
>>
>>165300837
His response to all the people calling bs on that comment.
>>
File: 1381086002350.png (29KB, 111x176px) Image search: [Google]
1381086002350.png
29KB, 111x176px
>there will never be a het canon pairing because fags will cry endlessly about it
>>
>>165305639
Sure, a generic cowboy is a masterpiece in the character design department, it's not like we have billions of that same stereotype in media since forever.
>>
File: autism.gif (537KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]
autism.gif
537KB, 480x270px
>>165307720
fair enough
>>
File: ScreenShot_17-01-12_01-34-15-000.jpg (234KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]
ScreenShot_17-01-12_01-34-15-000.jpg
234KB, 1366x768px
MEXICAN NIPPLES!
>>
>chink self insert WFAM fetish made it into the game
This is hilariously pathetic.,
>>
>>165307978
>a talking monkey
>a robot
>a human controlled robot
>call of duty
>archer
>demoman
>sniper
>another sniper
>the medic
>edgelord
>turret guy
>>
>2 GM + 4 Diamond against 6 Masters
That's a stupid idea for balance.
>>
>>165306224
Winston is too weak for a tank, he has low damage output without ult and a semi-decent shield, but no sustain and low health is an issue for him.
>>
Anyone have the Roadhog and Mercy comic where they watch chopped together? Saw it here a couple days ago and forgot to save it
>>
>>165307609
I would love for you to because you started grasping right after roadhog. You have nothing to argue in your favor because 76 isn't a Dva counter.
>>
>>165307953
>said Anon in the wake of Gency being made canon and fags endlessly crying about it
Hell, not even Tracer got the privilege of bring paired with a hero. Now we'll have to suffer through Genji and Mercy shoving their heterosexuality down our throats in their in-game dialogue.
>>
>>165307545
Asian solidarity for the white female asian male fetish you stupid psued.
>>
>>165308296
>a single line about chocolates means its canon
>>
>find best player on team
>damage boost them
>ez wins
>1600 silver to 2k gold in a day

when does this strategy start to stop working?
>>
File: rotating smug.gif (855KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
rotating smug.gif
855KB, 500x281px
>legal aimbot on his kit because you're terribad at aiming moving targets normally.

>dying to Deadeye
>implying Deadeye isn't a zoning tool at best (against players above Silver)
>implying it's hard to hit a target who glows like a Christmas tree and moves at a snail's pace
>>
>>165308343
Reflections was the first hint. It's not going to end with the chocolates and you know it.
>>
>>165308347
when you get past babby league and actually have to contribute
>>
>>165308472
i want to play mcree again over soldier
>>
File: tumblr_oho148YjfK1sn4eavo3_540.png (143KB, 540x381px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oho148YjfK1sn4eavo3_540.png
143KB, 540x381px
>>165307454
>Dva isn't going to be a problem in the new patch but don't be thick and pretend Matrix isn't godlike.

I remember telling this to the dps mains here over and over but everyone just laughed at me.

Then they gave her a couple of extra health points she didn't need and now anon acts like it's the most obvious thing ever.

I feel vindicated.
>>
>>165308343
>>165308481
In the actual lore Genji and Mercy haven't seen each other yet. I assume all the in game voice lines are going to stop at light flirting and not go beyond that.
>>
>>165305831
not him but he does fair amounts of damage and you have to be precise enough with your aim that every time you miss you're just showing the enemy that you're an easier target than the rest
his stun is only close range and without the roll he would just be reloading all the time due to only having 6 shots in the chamber, which is important considering how easy it is to miss
and like you said, his ult is fairly bad unless you catch people by surprise or no one snipes you
>>
>>165308540
The pray they make his left click viable. Soldier is only really viable because tanks are easy to hit without burst firing. If the meta returns to 2-2-2 then I reckon McCree will see more use.
>>
>>165308612
>mercy literally saves genji's life
>hasn't seen him
what did they mean by this
>>
File: 1453137345046.jpg (177KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1453137345046.jpg
177KB, 500x500px
Mercy will always be mine.
>>
INVINCIBILITY FRAMES ON MCCREES ROLL WHEN?
>>
>>165308278
>shits all over Dva in 1v1s
>not a dva counter because muh tactical visor

alright. I'm pretty sure that dva countering one aspect of Soldier 76's kit doesn't make her a hard counter to Soldier 76 himself.
>>
>>165308673
truu

dead eye needs a buff though, it barely ever kills anyone these days against competent teams
>>
File: CHU.png (43KB, 639x332px) Image search: [Google]
CHU.png
43KB, 639x332px
>>165308704
Sorry she's genji's.
>>
>>165308612
What are you talking about? In the actual lore it was Mercy who saved Genji's life and gave him his robot body. They were both in Overwatch. Gency is a boring ship imo, but it makes way more sense than PharMercy.
>>
>>165308704
Mercy can't be a waifu anymore.
She gets soiled by robot cock every night.
>>
>Someone on my team instalock soldier
>Well better play a tank
>Soldier switches immediatly after he see mercy+pharah in the other team

Why people do that ? Why you pick soldier when you can't even shoot down a pharmercy, it's easy as fuck hit a helix rocket on a mercy a burst her down in seconds
>>
>>165308681
I mean they haven't reunited or whatever.
>>
>>165307907
Who the fuck uses the d. matrix to defend junkrats ult, lmao
>>
>>165308704

t. Hog
>>
>>165307187
Sounds just like plat desu.
>>
>>165308673
what? are you asking for mccree's left click to be buffed? because that'd be fucking retarded
>>
File: 1464554228500.jpg (495KB, 2695x2596px) Image search: [Google]
1464554228500.jpg
495KB, 2695x2596px
>>165308773
>>165308794
Nope, she'll always be mine.
>>
>>165308804
Shut the fuck up
>>
File: 1456283963378.png (241KB, 413x321px) Image search: [Google]
1456283963378.png
241KB, 413x321px
>>165308472
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>place ice wall
???????????
>>
File: OW.png (478KB, 1024x581px) Image search: [Google]
OW.png
478KB, 1024x581px
>>165307907
They play the game, right?
>>
>>165308809
Considering they've been writing letters and they're flirting in-game, I think it's safe to assume they're going to hook up once Overwatch actually re-assembles. All signs point to it being canon.
>>
>>165308782
Sorry, I meant assuming that they aren't in love/in a long distance relationship right now, at the actual point the story is taking place they haven't seen each other in what's presumably awhile. So the distance is what's ultimately keeping them from becoming too intimate.
>>
File: 1468917721713.jpg (210KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]
1468917721713.jpg
210KB, 500x600px
>>165308681
>>
>>165308863
my go to response when literally anybody types or speaks in team
>>
File: tumblr_oitcldfeON1rynsfko1_1280.png (538KB, 1200x877px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oitcldfeON1rynsfko1_1280.png
538KB, 1200x877px
>>165308854

Okay, Pharah!
>>
>>165308612
I though Chu or one of the other writers said there was going to be a romance that developed within the plot. Gency seems like the most obvious at this point, doesn't it?
>>
>>165308501
when is that anon
>>
File: 1471317648585.jpg (24KB, 437x501px) Image search: [Google]
1471317648585.jpg
24KB, 437x501px
>>165308863
>>
File: 1483919012937.png (127KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]
1483919012937.png
127KB, 601x508px
>>165308987
tfw to smart for team work
>>
>>165309031
Yeah I just messed up what I was trying to say, see >>165308964
>>
File: some proof.png (100KB, 540x514px) Image search: [Google]
some proof.png
100KB, 540x514px
>>165308854
Your waifu gets fucked by a dick she designed herself.
>>
>>165309056
when you git gud
>>
>>165307907
>doesn't mention that it completely absorbs Hanzo's, Mei's, and Zarya's ults before they even start
they know the Matrix can do this, right?
>>
File: image.jpg (181KB, 334x1262px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
181KB, 334x1262px
Holy shit...

SOMBRA IS INSANE NOW
>>
File: Cute.jpg (77KB, 847x755px) Image search: [Google]
Cute.jpg
77KB, 847x755px
I want to taste those purple lips!
>>
>>165308754
Agreed. An ult that does little more than make people take cover is worthless.

>>165308852
Either make him a skill cannon, or nerf Soldier to a happy balance between his current state and his pre buff state. Having the learning curve DPS beat out the skill DPS is shameful.

>>165308889
>IT IS TWELVE O'CLOCK
Even most Widow/Hanzo players can hit their target when he ults.
>>
>>165309119
I want more Sombra
>>
File: imgres.jpg (6KB, 197x256px) Image search: [Google]
imgres.jpg
6KB, 197x256px
>>165307475
>one shot zarya

nigger what
>>
>>165308964
Nobody's arguing whether or not they're having literal sex right now in the timeline. But we are acknowledging that Gency is canon, so nobody has any right to bitch and moan that Overwatch will never have a straight pairing because Blizzard only appeases gays, when not even Tracer got paired with a female hero (and two playable lesbians would've been extra spicy tumblpoints for Blizzard)
>>
File: 1477260206071.jpg (390KB, 777x777px) Image search: [Google]
1477260206071.jpg
390KB, 777x777px
>>165308704
ok but witch mercy is mine
>>
>>165309114
I'm already practising her on live so when PTR hits I'll already have been good with her pre-buffs.
>>
is nanoblade top tier again? watching Overwatch_NGE and neither team right now is running soldier.
>>
File: 1456031915280.jpg (2MB, 3001x5386px) Image search: [Google]
1456031915280.jpg
2MB, 3001x5386px
>>165309227
But they are not different people.
>>
>>165308612
>Mercy flirting with a patient

Shit doctor desu

>>165309119
>Liking a disgusting tranny spic
>>
>>165309212
does it count as straight when neither of them has a dick, tho
>>
The next hero should be an omnic. Why? Because Omnics are great!

t. not an omnic
>>
>>165309295
He's not her patient anymore and I don't think there's anything illegal about it.
>>
File: IMG_0503.png (82KB, 224x350px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0503.png
82KB, 224x350px
Soldier 76
>>
>>165309176
With how Hog pulls everyone equally close there's some rare instances where he can outright kill Zarya with his first shot and if not she's only left with less than 50hp. There's been a webm of it floating around.
>>
>>165309370
It's unethical, especially for someone with strong principles like Mercy.
>>
>tfw pharah can't take care of both junk and mei at once

anyway, /hoc/ is over
post lewds[/spoiler[
>>
>>165309387
Cancerous character with an even more cancerous playerbase.
>>
>>165309301
The heart of a MAN still beats within Genji!
>>
>>165308739
Dva functionally counters every non-beam based character. Who win's a 1v1 doesn't matter when she can prevent an entire team from doing damage.

>But Reinhardt can do it too so why is Dva special
The difference is Reinhardt is locked into his location and more importantly it has a limit. The trade off between the two is that Reinhardt can keep his up forever but it is limited on the number of hits it can take. Dva can take an infinite number of hits and damage but can only keep it going for 4 seconds if she so desires and can rapidly re-position it. Her's also projects forward unlike Reinhardts which makes her ideal for aggressively shutting down most characters while her team shoots them.

So no just because 76 can win a 1v1 when Dva decides to stick around is irrelevant because why the fuck would any Dva bother fucking around with a soldier when she can just prevent him from doing anything while her team kills him or them.

I suspect you don't actually understand a lot about how the game works.
>>
File: 1464482249515.png (122KB, 500x352px) Image search: [Google]
1464482249515.png
122KB, 500x352px
>>165309387
Soldado 76?
>>
File: 1453539647491.png (73KB, 252x167px) Image search: [Google]
1453539647491.png
73KB, 252x167px
>>165309091
>suggesting she hasn't been fucked by every single dick in the OW cast
>>
>>165309485
Cuck (you)
>>
File: 1478558872836.png (211KB, 820x781px) Image search: [Google]
1478558872836.png
211KB, 820x781px
>>165309315
Stop lying to the captcha, Zen.
>>
What if Ana had to "switch weapons" every time she wanted to deal damage or heal?
also reduce damage to 70, the max damage McCree can do with non headshots
>>
>>165309485
t. pharah babby
>>
>>165307412
>is aware of picks that counter said skill
>label them as less reliable out of his ass and keeps on crying
>says he is "forced" to play less reliable heros when the characters that work against her are all meta and picked in pro play even

I would love it if you can tell me what is less reliable for you when a roadhog, zarya and reinhardt, all of them being current meta picks and pretty much a must in any comp match, can effectively counter her matrix.

Are you sure you aren't a silver s76 main firing your entire load through her matrix and wondering why you do no damage? because your logic seems a little flawed.
>>
>>165308952
I don't know wether it's worse that they don't play their own game or that they try to balance stuff to work best in the lower skill levels.
>>
>>165309301
>implying mercy didn't design him a dick exactly to her specificactions.
>>
>>165309462
>tfw misread principles as nipples
I need to sleep.
>>
>>165309501
You know that last line is golden coming from the shitter getting rocked by Dva of all heroes.

How about you stop sucking down at gold before you blogpost on these threads?
>>
>>165309301
We're not talking about Hanzo though
>>
>>165309301
C'mon yes it does. And he didn't lose all of his fleshy parts, so even though they'll probably never address it, it's not against canon to imagine he still has a dick.
>>
Do you guys like Overwatch e-sports?
>>
File: Symmetra_portrait.png (378KB, 546x624px) Image search: [Google]
Symmetra_portrait.png
378KB, 546x624px
>>165295626
Why is Symmetra so fucking broken? Seriously, if one character needs to be nerfed, its her.
>>
>>165295925
they are not, she has cyborg limbs that make her biological ones look bigger.
>>
>>165309714
No, but I hate all esports
>>
>>165309462
Seeing as how almost everyone in overwatch would have been (or will be) her patient before then there's no one you can ship her with.
>>
>>165309620
Before you go...

http://imgur.com/a/FVtfQ
>>
File: 1476737345254.jpg (665KB, 1280x1695px) Image search: [Google]
1476737345254.jpg
665KB, 1280x1695px
>>165309119
>tfw no Sombra wife
>>
>>165309714
It's okay to watch when I don't feel like playing but it can be so boring, especially with teams running at least three tanks and even four tanks a bunch of the time.
>>
I just played with a Roadhog that seemingly didn't know that Hook goes through Defence Matrix

The D.Va would just stand in front of him with Matrix up and he'd wait that it ends before hooking
>>
File: Sombra.jpg (452KB, 630x891px) Image search: [Google]
Sombra.jpg
452KB, 630x891px
>>165309838
Post lewd purples
>>
>>165309719
she is literally not that bad to fight against practice your aim.

She is literally the pyro of Overwatch good against shitters because they cant aim but wrecked by anyone semi competent
>>
>>165309719
because Blizzard have never been able to reliably buff or nerf characters in any game they've had.
>>
>>165309719
It's only her range, relax she'll be fixed soon
>>
File: tumblr_ogrurdMzhB1ufq4oao1_1280.jpg (57KB, 626x800px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ogrurdMzhB1ufq4oao1_1280.jpg
57KB, 626x800px
>>165309119
I love sombra!
>>
>>165309891
I would literally marry her and die a thousand back-to-back torturous deaths if it meant she never felt a single nanosecond of discomfort
>>
File: 1467668741889.png (284KB, 682x585px) Image search: [Google]
1467668741889.png
284KB, 682x585px
>>165309387
Stay Frosty
>>
File: 1471408213266.jpg (60KB, 704x850px) Image search: [Google]
1471408213266.jpg
60KB, 704x850px
>>165309814
Exactly. She's the purest waifu.
>>
Even though I'm okay as Reinhardt, how do I get EVEN BETTER?
>>
Honestly

The D.va changes and Geoff reasoning makes me think they still balance with the mentality that hero switching is still a key part of OW gameplay which it isnt
>>
why does fucking dva always get potg?

showing off her random quad just because she pressed shift and q at the right time, while I'm sitting here, getting no recognition with my last second lucio ult game saver
>>
>>165309893
>practice your aim
laugh
my fucking
butt off

she does 200 damage in 2 seconds with auto aim, backed up by a flying shield that prevents you from shooting her front on for at least 1 second. most heroes cant reliably outdamage her auto aim bot because of that retarded wall.
>>
>>165310045
By learning how to kill other reinhardts
>>
ah yes, overwatch lore
is the cyborg japanese ninja fucking his swiss doctor?
bravo blizzard
>>
File: 1479136236734.jpg (1016KB, 2195x1814px) Image search: [Google]
1479136236734.jpg
1016KB, 2195x1814px
>>165309891
>>>/aco/1121415

There's also this but it feels like I'm the only one that actually likes this skin.

http://rule34hentai.net/image/201672
>>
File: 1456549822494.jpg (317KB, 994x1372px) Image search: [Google]
1456549822494.jpg
317KB, 994x1372px
>>165309891
I want to impregnate her.
>>
>>165309719

Just pick a tank, man.
>>
File: 1483585456698.png (654KB, 602x940px) Image search: [Google]
1483585456698.png
654KB, 602x940px
>>165309891
Don't have many lewds sadly
>>
>>165310045
learn how to time your charge

shit does over 300 damage
>>
>>165310020
This is my favourite dialogue line ever, and they picked the perfect event for it.
>>
>>165310121
You could try killing her BEFORE she hits people over the course of 5 seconds to build up her damage.
>but muh shield
Walk around it, dumbass
>>
>>165310175

>cigarette

Have fun with lung cancer, Sombrero.
>>
Would these threads be better without the waifu faggots? I think so.
>>
>>165309636
>Don't have a counter-argument
>Call him a gold shitter
As I expected. You can't have a discussion about game mechanics with a meme-spouting moron.
>>
>People unironically liking sombra

She's literally Damaged goods: the character

she would never, ever make a good long-term partner, girls like her are trash for that
>>
>>165310165
Don't worry anon. I respect your right to a neon punk clown fetish; I just thing it's fucking weird.
>>
File: 1411095640472.jpg (108KB, 850x566px) Image search: [Google]
1411095640472.jpg
108KB, 850x566px
>Mercy is getting Rules of Nature'd by Genji RIGHT NOW!
Sh-she belongs to McCree...!
>>
>>165309091
>chink dicklet self insert
>random
hmmm
>>
>>165310404
t. Mercy cumslut
>>
>>165309481
it's weird how spoilers still work even when you royally fuck them up
>>
>>165310404
I want to be her fuckslave, not her equal partner
>>
>>165310429
>implying Genji is anywhere near as cool as Raiden.
>>
>>165310045
learn how to tell if an enemy reinhardt has an ult ready and learn how to bait it out
>>
>>165310304
She literally does slightly over 200 damage in 2 seconds you sped. That's similar to a lot of heroes not getting headshot damage.

This was never a problem until she gave herself a reliable way to approach people, and the range the shit broke at was increased.
>>
>>165310136
>tfw Genji is Kerrigan
>>
File: image.jpg (2MB, 10000x10000px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
2MB, 10000x10000px
>>165295731

>Gremlin D.VA became canon
>Their bullshit ships didn't
>>
File: 1480543474600.jpg (180KB, 1000x1800px) Image search: [Google]
1480543474600.jpg
180KB, 1000x1800px
>>165310404
Shut up gringo
>>
Am I functionally retarded if I made it to Platinum?

I'm around 2630 at the moment.
>>
>>165310069
>Implying Lucio would get any sort of recognition by the POTG algorithim other than booping 2+ people off the map
>>
File: 1480341040590.jpg (199KB, 814x792px) Image search: [Google]
1480341040590.jpg
199KB, 814x792px
>jeff tells people their feedback might change balance decisions
>plenty of people give feedback on d.va
>"we're not changing anything but following an ulting genji with your defense matrix is a solid strat"
>>
>>165310771
maybe
>>
File: meme ripple.png (133KB, 487x622px) Image search: [Google]
meme ripple.png
133KB, 487x622px
>>165310670
That's because gremlin D.va is an exquisite meme.
>>
>>165310404
This. She's make a decent casual friend or drinking buddy, but she's not wife material.

The only real, proper waifus are Pharah and Zarya
>Ana is old, has already had children
>Mei has emotional issues
>Tracer is a dyke
>Sombra is an edgy slut
>Widow has been brainwashed, has had a previous partner
>Mercy has probably fucked every single member of Overwatch
>Symmetra is an ugly autist who shits in the street.
>>
>>165310657
So you lack the skill to kill a character who is standing directly in front of you in 3 or 4 seconds?
>>
File: 1482266901717.jpg (157KB, 1308x1648px) Image search: [Google]
1482266901717.jpg
157KB, 1308x1648px
>>
>>165310995
as if symmetras don't bunnyhop around when they have the beam locked
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KQLUMfYdPw
British man tells you not to worry about meta
>>
>>165310939
Mei is literally made for breeding and impregnation
>>
File: guy fieri.jpg (85KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
guy fieri.jpg
85KB, 500x500px
>>165310818
>get Lúcio POTG
>on a map without falling hazards
>>
>>165310847
>we can't admit we're wrong
That's all it is.
>>
File: 1483363293211.jpg (15KB, 289x341px) Image search: [Google]
1483363293211.jpg
15KB, 289x341px
>>165310939
Don't just reveal the perfect girls like that
>>
>1850 SR

Holy shit the amount of butthurt and shittalking each game is amazing
Please say it's like this at higher ranks too.
>>
>>165310939
What about D.va?
>>
>>165310995
liderally trolling about nu symemetra xDD
she is totally fine guys just learn 2 aim, she doesnt tho haha
>>
>>165311138
In diamond it's mostly people just bitching about any non-meta pick
>>
>>165311142
>Jailbait
>Antisocial
>Cares about videogames more than anything else
>>
File: 1458257038301.png (1MB, 1150x580px) Image search: [Google]
1458257038301.png
1MB, 1150x580px
>>165310404
None of that won't make me want to put my dick inside her.
>>
File: haruhipen.png (335KB, 511x479px) Image search: [Google]
haruhipen.png
335KB, 511x479px
>>165310017
>mfw I had the best sex ever in my life with a girl that looked exactly like her
>mfw we literally did everything you could imagine and fucked her raw 7 times in one night and kept going at it during the entire morning and until 2:00 pm
>mfw she cum multiple times and said her ex would only make her cum three times at best IN AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR
>mfw she asked me to be her bf and I refused
>mfw nobody would believe me here in the chans because everyone thinks we are all basement dweller virgin neckbeards


Why destiny gives me something that others would appreciate a lot more instead of what I'd love the same way you're describing? life is such a strange journey

PD: She was batshit insane though, and I mean, literally crazy and was institutionalized a couple times
>>
File: 1483470346836.jpg (48KB, 400x266px) Image search: [Google]
1483470346836.jpg
48KB, 400x266px
what kinda loser plays comp
>>
File: revvingintensifies.jpg (23KB, 315x310px) Image search: [Google]
revvingintensifies.jpg
23KB, 315x310px
>Grapple up wall as Widowmaker
>Flick around, headshot Mercy right as her ult animation starts
[ching!]
I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET
>>
File: 1477766576849.jpg (413KB, 2480x3979px) Image search: [Google]
1477766576849.jpg
413KB, 2480x3979px
>>165311089
She's cute as hell, yeah. I suppose her emotional scars could heal with some tender loving and care.

>>165311142
Oh, I forgot about her. She's an Asian celebrity, which means she maintains a veil of 'purity' despite getting fucked by her manager, half of her sponsors, her richest fans and random men in porn videos. She also regularly masturbates for money during streams.
>>
File: wewe.png (93KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
wewe.png
93KB, 500x500px
>when someone says winston isn't viable in high level comp
>>
>>165311131
Which is absolutely cancerous for game balance. I've seen so many games fail balance-wise because the devs are stubborn cunts when it comes to simply reverting changes.
>>
>>165311319
Me. Was about to get Master but lost 3 matches in a row today with the worst teams I could possibly get.
I'm mad as fuck.
>>
File: 1483928597001.jpg (34KB, 500x458px) Image search: [Google]
1483928597001.jpg
34KB, 500x458px
>>
File: wai yoo hef to be mad.gif (2MB, 309x231px) Image search: [Google]
wai yoo hef to be mad.gif
2MB, 309x231px
>>165311167
Yes. Either get good enough to kill her when you see her in the 4 or so seconds before she builds up max charge (if she's close enough to do so), or pick a character that can counter her, which would be characters that fight outside her range (like Pharah) or who outdamage her up close (Reaper).

That or you could stay with your healers/tanks and not go for ebin flanks
>>
>>165311324
So basically D.va is the second biggest whore in Overwatch?
>>
>>165311270
>jailbait
>19
>in oriental countries she's already considered a grown woman
I don't even like d.va that much and this is wrong
>>
File: 1372171637276.jpg (145KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
1372171637276.jpg
145KB, 640x360px
>>165311297
I believe you. I know people IRL who have done crazier shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y
>>
File: blue makes me blue.gif (4MB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]
blue makes me blue.gif
4MB, 500x280px
>>165310939

Blue is best waifu.

>Sexy but doesn't throw herself at every man like mercy.
>Loyal to her husband even after being brainwashed.
>Cute little nose.
>Tragic backstory that makes you want to hug her.
>Sexy accent
>Delightfully smug.

How is she not the perfect waifu?
>>
>>165311324
That's some cringe headcanon.
>>
>>165311530
>will murder you
There's that.
>>
>>165311530
she'll probably kill you in your sleep
>>
>>165311442
you know if you're going to troll, you could put more effort in, not just ignoring facts, pal
>>
>>165311530
Her personality is shit though, she's a bitter cunt to everyone.
>>
>>165311530
She'd murder you in a cruel and unusual way.
But by god would the sex be amazing
>>
File: Amelie.jpg (93KB, 721x1107px) Image search: [Google]
Amelie.jpg
93KB, 721x1107px
>>165311587
>>165311598
Only if she's still brainwashed.
>>
File: 1483001304158.png (831KB, 1280x1438px) Image search: [Google]
1483001304158.png
831KB, 1280x1438px
>>165311460
After Sombra, yeah. She regularly gets clanked by Omnics to learn hacker secrets.

Third biggest slut is Mercy, who gives both men and women pain relief via sexual endorphins. Luckily her Valkyrie suit and nanomachines keep her free from STDs.

>>165311530
She was already lovingly married to another man before she was kidnapped, brainwashed, mind-fucked and forcibly altered to be as she is. Any love she has won't be genuine.

>>165311563
I'm clearly just shitposting, anon.
>>
Is Zenyatta the cutest?
>>
File: 1482529140038.gif (2MB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
1482529140038.gif
2MB, 540x540px
>>165311530
Her and Pharah are the best
>>
>>165311748
His laugh emote is qt af
>>
Doomkid
>>
>>165311692
But he's right.
>>
>>165311748
bastion is superior robutt if only for his voicelines
those beep boops are fucking great man
>>
>>165311692
Alright. So tell me why you're incapable of picking Pharah, for example. Symmetra can do literally nothing to Pharah
inb4 "muh enemy 76 is to good"

You're the same kind of person that complains about Mei, because you think you should be able to 1v1 anybody as anybody
>>
>>165311530
Because Zarya is already the perfect waifu. There's nothing wrong with Widow, mind you, Zarya is just better.
>>
sure is some good video game discussion in here
>>
>>165311748
No but he is the most chill motherfucker I've seen in a video game barring Talho from SRW
>>
>>165311879
The next time we see this kid is when the overwatch story ends and he becomes the new leader after the old cast dies.


Outside of porn with him and tracer.
>>
File: 1477519258300.jpg (175KB, 1920x1541px) Image search: [Google]
1477519258300.jpg
175KB, 1920x1541px
>>165311884
>>165311889
symmetra reaches max charge in muh 4-5 seconds xd
>>
>>165311931
thanks i try my best
>>
File: IMG_1682.jpg (334KB, 960x862px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1682.jpg
334KB, 960x862px
>>165311748
He's pretty cute, but I think Junkrat is definitely the cutest!
>>
dat's how you get tinnitus!
>>
how does the general chat work?

is it only people from same region?
how many ppl are in it?
?
>>
>>165311748
He's close, but I find Bastion cuter.
>>
File: 1432784866030.jpg (124KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
1432784866030.jpg
124KB, 960x720px
>>165311984
And there it is. You can't give any actual reasons, so you post frog memes
>>
Can we stop nerfing Ana.
>>
>>165310404
She's platonic friend tier tbqh. Would be very fun to talk and have a drink with. Would probably send you hacked pirated games that can access online features and install undetectable aimbot on your Overwatch in case you want to fuck around. no platonic fucking though
>>
>>165311748
What's the best Zenyatta everything? Skin, emote, voice line, etc.
>>
>>165311297
She looked EXACTLY like her? Like, even the haircut and purple cybernetics?
>>
>>165311984
But it does.
>>
File: IMG_2528.jpg (201KB, 960x1200px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2528.jpg
201KB, 960x1200px
>>
>>165312217
ra is best skin
tickled is best emote
"i dreamt i was a butterfly" is best voiceline
hard documented facts right here
>>
File: whoa there.jpg (18KB, 232x300px) Image search: [Google]
whoa there.jpg
18KB, 232x300px
>>165308735
>shoot cowboy in the skull
>WHOA THERE
>lags behind you
>uses secret roll technique to negate all damage
>fans the hammer, and shoots you one million times in a single second
>justice ain't gonna dispense itself..... kid
>>
>>165311324
D.va is pure and her pureness is 100% canon.

Her character traits were made pandering to the male gamer audience, therefore the NEET-like attitude of consuming junkfood, drinking soda, obsessing over videogames, being a successful and the best ever professional player in a famous competitive game, etc.

She would never even date anyone, specially being asian, they are obsessed with purity, but they made her in a way that she simply doesn't care and would be too afraid of trying those things anyways.

Imagine a mix between Umaru from Himouto's personality traits but without the selfish part and an extremely successful and cute girl who didn't reject her past as an outcast NEET in love with gaming, but played the cards that life threw at her to become successful and self-sufficient (best professional player of all time in starcraft and a career as an actress in hollywood) without forgetting her true self.
>>
>>165312273
she does 4 hits per second and the max damage per hit is reached in the 3rd hit
>>
I keep getting kicked form games even though i press buttons sometimes how do i avoid the inactivity stuff?
>>
File: 1483572579814.jpg (165KB, 712x783px) Image search: [Google]
1483572579814.jpg
165KB, 712x783px
>>165312293
She'd look so much nicer with natural, normal hair. It would compliment her face much better.
>>
>>165307609
>icewall
>cutting off a dva from escaping
top kek
>>
>>165312427
>natural, normal hair
pic unrelated, right?
>>
File: darkness, my old friend.png (84KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]
darkness, my old friend.png
84KB, 960x540px
>>
>>165312523
Eh, depends on the map
>>
File: 1477818644170.jpg (49KB, 495x399px) Image search: [Google]
1477818644170.jpg
49KB, 495x399px
Pharah is pure
>>
File: 1459173236554.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1459173236554.png
3MB, 1920x1080px
>>165312367
So pic related?

>>165312603
I posted the wrong pic, my mistake. Something like her weight lifter hair or that pic's but natural colour would be great.
>>
File: 1484076045665.jpg (42KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1484076045665.jpg
42KB, 1280x720px
>>165312701
Are you sure?
>>
File: original.jpg (218KB, 627x679px) Image search: [Google]
original.jpg
218KB, 627x679px
>>165312269
She did her hair that way a lot, obviously the cybernetics were lacking, but her face was very, very similar as much as "exactly" similar goes, there's no such thing as a clone either anyways so you kinda get it.

if you're interested, imagine a mix between this girl and Sombra, she is Lela Starr, and the girl I met was of hispanic and arabic ascendance.
>>
Bastion is the only true pure hero.
>>
>>165312701
You know I've started to fall for Pharah.
Why is she so fun to play as?
Why do her screams give me a boner?
>>
File: 1478114601356.png (306KB, 582x1254px) Image search: [Google]
1478114601356.png
306KB, 582x1254px
>>165312701
>>
>>165312367
explain her "I hope we dont get banned for this!" voice line

D.VA MAKES OUT WITH RICH FANS ON HER STREAM
>>
File: bastion champ.jpg (67KB, 742x960px) Image search: [Google]
bastion champ.jpg
67KB, 742x960px
>>165312821
>>
>>165312740
>So pic related?

pretty much.
>>
File: 1476241170123.png (104KB, 540x383px) Image search: [Google]
1476241170123.png
104KB, 540x383px
>>165312771
DELETE
>>
>>165312847
Because strong outpours of emotion or feeling are easy to associate with sex. As long as they're screams of pleasure, or pain she's cool with in a consensual, S&M scenario, then all is well.
>>
File: 1481843208995.jpg (45KB, 1314x515px) Image search: [Google]
1481843208995.jpg
45KB, 1314x515px
Brown slut.
>>
File: 1351552605091.gif (2MB, 450x253px) Image search: [Google]
1351552605091.gif
2MB, 450x253px
>>165312190
No, fuck this bitch. Make her unusable.
>>
>>165312804
Was she into femdom? My dream Overwatch fetish is getting dommed by Sombra or witch Mercy or both
>>
>>165312878
That voice line could mean anything, and "banned" is a very common term in gaming culture and obviously related to games, I see nothing wrong with that, you're just reading too much into it, looking for what's not there.
>>
>>165313049
that's not sombra
>>
>>165312821
I'd argue Reaper is pure as well but yeah he isn't as lovable as Bastion
>>
File: 1433221508994.gif (19KB, 486x311px) Image search: [Google]
1433221508994.gif
19KB, 486x311px
>completely blow out the enemy team's defense
>we're sitting on the point taking it
>someone on the enemy team leaves}
>we get kicked out

FUCKING

EPIC
>>
>>165313049
>>165313112
That's not Ana
>>
File: 1474762825537.jpg (39KB, 611x626px) Image search: [Google]
1474762825537.jpg
39KB, 611x626px
Purity.
>>
File: 1477687365772.png (690KB, 850x464px) Image search: [Google]
1477687365772.png
690KB, 850x464px
>>165313049
>slut
>>
>>165313049
>>165313112
>>165313219
that's not Lúcio
>>
>>165313049
>>165313112
>>165313219
That's not Reaper.
>>
>arcade is implemented as a fun mode
>rewards people taking it super seriously to win

well done blizzard
>>
>>165313271
She would look nice with long hair.
>>
Does anyone else here ship Pharah x Justice?
>>
>>165312771
Yeah. She's a workaholic. Workaholics usually are too busy for sex. See the entire country of Japan for reference.
>>
goddamn, pharah's sfm model looks like pure shit
>>
File: GG Justice.gif (89KB, 237x335px) Image search: [Google]
GG Justice.gif
89KB, 237x335px
>>165313371
yeah
>>
>>165313371
It's the purest ship
>>
File: 1460736215796.png (42KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]
1460736215796.png
42KB, 657x527px
''Fairness is coming down.''
-Queen
>>
>>165313398
That just means she's too busy for long, romantic sex. She has her needs met in short bursts whenever she demands it.
>>
>>165313371
B-But Justice is for Reinhardt!
>>
File: sombrita.jpg (175KB, 500x722px) Image search: [Google]
sombrita.jpg
175KB, 500x722px
>>165313067
She was 100% submissive and enjoyed spanking, atm, deepthroat, wetness in general, cum swallow, sex while high on weed, etc.


Had a lot of self-steem problems and tried to avoid making people angry or let down so I guess she would accept to become dom in bed for her partners if asked.
>>
File: 1472966352343.jpg (129KB, 472x518px) Image search: [Google]
1472966352343.jpg
129KB, 472x518px
>>165313371
>stealing Reinhardt's ship
You looking for trouble, fuckboi?
>>
File: 1483406626008.jpg (111KB, 960x818px) Image search: [Google]
1483406626008.jpg
111KB, 960x818px
booping the enemy's lucio off a ledge and establishing your dominance as the alpha booper is literally the best feeling
there can be only one
>>
>>165313371
I ship Pharah with Me___
>>
File: bullshit.jpg (437KB, 998x602px) Image search: [Google]
bullshit.jpg
437KB, 998x602px
>>165313550

>implying Honor and Glory don't come first for Rein
>>
File: img-ms-infinite-justice-gundam.jpg (187KB, 1250x865px) Image search: [Google]
img-ms-infinite-justice-gundam.jpg
187KB, 1250x865px
>>165313550
>>165313608
Fine then.
Pharah x Infinite Justice
>>
File: 1479171902546.jpg (96KB, 700x611px) Image search: [Google]
1479171902546.jpg
96KB, 700x611px
>>165313608
>>
>>165296654
>Ana nerf is nothing
Agreed.

>Sombra buff is nothing
Faster hack and 1/3 less cooldown are very helpful.

>Hog "nerf" looks like a sidegrade, might end up as a buff
It was never a fucking nerf, you idiot, it's a fix and it's going to make Hog even better.

>D.Va gutted
Would you people stop with this whining, the only negative is she'll have to be healed a little more often.
>>
File: 1483380296415.png (67KB, 517x389px) Image search: [Google]
1483380296415.png
67KB, 517x389px
>>
>tfw you finally make it to diamond
>everyone plays meta
i didnt think it was this good but i've pretty much ana boosted every single teamfight, how ridiculous.
>>
File: 1465641832069.jpg (37KB, 400x398px) Image search: [Google]
1465641832069.jpg
37KB, 400x398px
>>165313874
>no qt brown gf to fish with
>>
>>165313882
Diamond is fucking terrible this season though, I hate it.
>>
>>165309719
LITERALLY AUTISTIC
>>
Is Ana still the most broken character after her nerfs?
>>
>>165296654
>Dva gutted
>Switching out 200 armor for 200 health is destroying a character WHICH STILL HAS 200 EXTRA ARMOR
People are acting like she doesn't have the most health and mobility out of any tank
>MUH MUH GIANT CRITBOXES
Well thank fucking god you have the ability to nullify anyone shooting at your face.
>>
File: heart-attacks.jpg (31KB, 400x267px) Image search: [Google]
heart-attacks.jpg
31KB, 400x267px
>>165295843
Are those Tracer's hands?

I've never wanted to be Tracer before.
>>
File: owg 2.png (1MB, 1500x1262px) Image search: [Google]
owg 2.png
1MB, 1500x1262px
>>165298223
>>
File: 1482369202165.png (594KB, 892x597px) Image search: [Google]
1482369202165.png
594KB, 892x597px
>>165313969
>tfw you missed the chance to get inflated to Master and you're stuck in the Diamond AKA nu-plat hell
>>
File: 1467043444156.jpg (179KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]
1467043444156.jpg
179KB, 1280x1280px
Cyka Blyat
>>
File: 1lcpXWLqrYO.jpg (383KB, 2000x1400px) Image search: [Google]
1lcpXWLqrYO.jpg
383KB, 2000x1400px
>>
File: aa0.jpg (116KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
aa0.jpg
116KB, 1280x720px
>>165314360
>Tfw been using Tracer since day one and she's always been viable in the meta
>>
With the exception of Santa skin, all of Torb's Legendaries suck. How come?
>>
EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PROTECT PHARMERCY AND KICK GENJI'S AND CHU'S ASSES, GET IN HERE AND SUPPORT THE PETITION.
https://www.change.org/p/blizzard-entertainment-blizzard-remove-gency-or-make-pharmercy-canon
>>
File: latest.png (536KB, 690x1280px) Image search: [Google]
latest.png
536KB, 690x1280px
>>165313461
Necro x Reaper is better.
>>
>>165314578
>two supporters

Did you just make this to shitpost?
>>
File: 1465413534567.gif (154KB, 156x267px) Image search: [Google]
1465413534567.gif
154KB, 156x267px
>>165314578
This just keeps getting better and better
>>
File: 1484105518089.gif (1MB, 257x200px) Image search: [Google]
1484105518089.gif
1MB, 257x200px
>>165314578
my god
you people are children
>>
>>165314648
It's just a typical pharmercyfag, just ignore.
>>
>>165314578
Just when I thought they couldn't get any more pathetic they go and do this. Has an online petition ever worked in these people's favor, EVER?
>>
>>165314578
Hello Charles.
>>
>>165314578
(You)
Now get out.
>>
File: JUST 7.jpg (17KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]
JUST 7.jpg
17KB, 499x499px
>>165314542
>there are still tons of retards on the Blizzard forum who want her buffed
>>
File: CnLgTXwXEAQ1mwL.jpg (49KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]
CnLgTXwXEAQ1mwL.jpg
49KB, 500x400px
>>165314763
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HELLO. SUPPORT THE PETITION NOW!
>>
>>165314883
Probably just Genjifags upset that she's the superior flanker desu.
>>
File: 1464930668575.png (1MB, 1024x3456px) Image search: [Google]
1464930668575.png
1MB, 1024x3456px
>>
How do we fix Mercy?
>>
>>165312908
ahahahah what the fuck
>>
>>165304208
It's literally the best skin, you tasteless shitlord.
>>
>>165314883
She could use a slight buff, or at least a slight change? Like increase the radius of pulse bomb or something or maybe not make her die from her own pulse bomb

But whatever, they can just leave her as be and it will be fine
>>
>>165315040
combine damage boost and healing as a single stream
boom
>>
>>165315040
lifeguard skin for summer event
>>
>>165315040
delete her from the game
>>
>>165315040
make her unable to fly to corpses
>>
File: 1476213976036.jpg (3MB, 3370x2115px) Image search: [Google]
1476213976036.jpg
3MB, 3370x2115px
>>165315040
Well if she can only do one thing at a time she should at least be good at it. Ana can heal better and discord is a damage buff for everyone attacking the target instead of for a single person.
>>
>>165314248
You might also notice that you can't do anything but fly when shielding. Dva now has to choose between doing abysmal damage or none at all. Either way, she gets destroyed.

I'm sorry your reaper ult got defense matrix'd tho.
>>
Torb needs a buff to his turret. Like, make it so that it will seek different targets if the enmy is behind a Rein or Zarya barrier.
>>
>>165314360
>that top 3

fucking disgusting
>>
File: 1483098346701.jpg (160KB, 579x583px) Image search: [Google]
1483098346701.jpg
160KB, 579x583px
>>165313632
>booping lucio off a cliff as D.va
el oh el
>>
>>165313969
why is that? i just got here, what's in store for me?
>>
>>165315209
HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE YES OH MY GOD
>>
>>165315419
>Dva now has to choose between doing abysmal damage or none at all

She still melts people at 10m or less even with the tiny drop in DPS. The only big change is that she'll need a healer a little more often. Smart D. Vas know not to stand in front of someone shooting into their faces anyway, either using DM to nullify shots so Rein's shield lasts or using Boost to shove people off of cliffs or away from the team.
>>
How do I git gud at Junkrat?

I love being annoying as all hell and making people rage, but I cant handle pharah or Lucio
>>
>>165309719
>people think it's just her range that is fucked up
>not the health of her flying shield of approaching
>not the fact she carries 6 sentries max now

okie dokie
>>
>>165314883
She's literally the most balanced character in the game.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.
>>
File: 1478744973429.jpg (13KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]
1478744973429.jpg
13KB, 480x480px
>>165314307
This. I didn't get boosted, now I'm stuck with these terrible players.
>>
>nearly wipe the enemy team
>only reinhart is left alive
>he ults and catches everyone but me, our team gets fucking solo'd and we lose the game because the enemy team respawned before i could cap it

-.-
>>
>>165315621
Diamond is the new platinum. The true Diamond players got boosted to Master/Grandmaster at the beginning of the season and all that's left now are the fucking Platinum shitters who got boosted to Diamond.
>>
>>165315585
>dva's nerfs

el oh el
>>
>>165315956
>Blizzard's shitty "balancing" funny
I guess.
Makes me wonder what the longevity of the playerbase is gonna be if they keep it up though.
>>
File: 1482234656151.png (118KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
1482234656151.png
118KB, 500x500px
>>165315956
>still kick shitter ass
no hacks required
>>
>>165315712

never stop spamming
fire directly at tanks. I cannot for the life of me figure out how enemy roads survive when there's a junk on our team
save your shift bomb to delete supports, explode it as soon as it gets near them mid air. shit does 100 damage
if someone is chasing after you, toss your trap right in front of them as you back up. half the time they'll trigger it and its a free kill.
dont waste too much time fucking around with your ult. Get it out, get kills, get back to spamming

Junk seems like such a good character and a great response to the tank meta. I dont know what his failing is that everyone here shits on him.
>>
>>165316119
Any character can kick a shitter's ass, that's why they're called shitters.

Say bye to D.va in the meta
>>
File: burn.png (966KB, 990x728px) Image search: [Google]
burn.png
966KB, 990x728px
>overwatch comic has lesbians forced in because some faggot whined about diversity at blizzcon
>homosexual pedophiles get burned alive before they can institute a molestation orphanage

the difference is palpable.
>>
>>165316209
whats the context of this picture
>>
File: 1473291097135.png (169KB, 500x578px) Image search: [Google]
1473291097135.png
169KB, 500x578px
>>165316193
>being this assblasted
sigh... afk
>>
>play comp
>a double team of flashing portraits I don't even know what they mean is somehow this low
>refuse to communicate, go torb and sym
>we get fucking wiped
>they start calling me out on what my excuse is for being mad
>keep badgering them on mic but they won't respond
>thought everyone was agreeing with me until the guy who always plays with me by chance told me to stop
>that it's not like me to act like this

No idea why it hurt so bad to hear that. Had to mute them all and now I just feel like shit.
>>
>Don't worry, my friends. I am your crossing guard!
>>
>>165316059
why is everyone mad about d.va getting stupid nerfs?
why wasn't anyone mad about her getting stupid buffs?
or any of the other stupid buffs or nerfs like symmetra and mccree/winston, respectively
>>
>>165316272
two homos get torched what do you think?
>>
>>165316365
So you just are incapable of reading.
>>
So
>Cupid Handsoap
>Nurse Mercy
>Mcree Suit
What else?
>>
Why does Tumblr hate Mercy and call her racist?
>>
>>165316295
It's because you literally have autism and will probably never understand other humans properly.
>>
>>165316459
nothing because there isn't going to be an event
>>
File: uno.jpg (19KB, 650x366px) Image search: [Google]
uno.jpg
19KB, 650x366px
Name ONE (1) balanced character.
>>
>>165316521
reinhardt
>>
File: twitter vs reality shayed.jpg (115KB, 916x724px) Image search: [Google]
twitter vs reality shayed.jpg
115KB, 916x724px
so lads what do we think about seagulls girlfriend?

her twitter is face pics only never body
>>
>>165316521
D.va
>>
>>165316365
Have you never been to this thread?
>>
>>165316521
Zarya
>>
>>165316483
Because Genji was told by *someone* at Overwatch he could either die or become a weapon for them. Tumblr thinks Mercy was the one responsible. They also think she's the one who fucked up Reaper.
>>
>>165316667
Are they that retarded? And have never played the game?
>>
>>165302607
I vote we call them wrenches. Like wenches, but also like the tool cuz robots. amirite
>>
>>165316521
Reaper
>>
>>165316579
Steven Seagal has game i gues
>>
>>165316693
They don't really care that Genji doesn't hold any grudges with Mercy about what happened because they just know in reality he would hate her.
>>
>>165316579
>those arms

what's her Routine?
>>
>>165316759
I wonder how badly they wanted to sudoku when it was shown Genji and mercy are on a first name basis in-game.
>>
>>165316295
a future tip, alwas assume no one agrees with you
>>
>>165309719
Works on my machine :^)
>>
>>165316828
desu, it was probably Jack, Gabe or Ana that gave Geji the ultimatum.
>>
>>165316521
Zenyatta
>>
this calvin kid hacks
>>
>>165316667
>Tumblr thinks Mercy was the one responsible
I know some of them do, but it wouldn't surprise me if most of them are just in it for the lesbian porn and couch their arguments in social justice to make them look more acceptable.
>>
>>165309526
>implying she stopped at the male cast
>implying she isn't the reason Tracer is gay
>>
>>165316446
>>165316604
what are you talking about?
i always bring up stupid nerfs and buffs, no one gives a shit unless it's their waifu
>>
>>165317059
Eh a lot of the "Mercy is a nazi" crowd are actually hardcore into gay Genji. You won't see a drop of f/f on their blogs.
>>
Lucio should get ult charge by using speed boost.
>>
>>165317178
lol no
>>
>>165317059
I love the argument that Gency shouldnt happen because Doctor/Patient stuff, yet they ignore that Mercy has most likely treated Pharah in the past and would be her doctor if she joined Overwatch.
>>
File: 1482370457453.png (1MB, 516x1492px) Image search: [Google]
1482370457453.png
1MB, 516x1492px
>>
>>165315026
What do you think Bowlji's water tastes like? Just for laughs.
haha
>>
File: 1484096496853.png (187KB, 1280x1015px) Image search: [Google]
1484096496853.png
187KB, 1280x1015px
>>
>>165317195
His ult is the one that takes the longest to charge amongst all the healers
>can't deal enough damage and heal an absurd amount of HP fast like Ana
>can't heal fast like Mercy
>can't deal damage like Zen
>>
>>165317301
It's cute. There's is no denying it.
>>
>>165316667
She most likely was the reason Reaper is fucked, but it's just as likely that his operation got sabotaged, or at least something beyond her control went wrong. It's not like she turned him into a shotgun ghost on purpose.
>>
>>165317409
I liked the theory that he survived the fight and tried to use her technology on himself before she got there and it all went wrong. Probably not what happened though.

Anyway, I think what most Mercy haters think is that she should have let Genji and Reaper die because that'd be preferable to them over becoming cyborg ninjas/zombie wraith people.
>>
To be honest, if there is a character that is secretly evil, it's Mei.
>>
>>165317262
Like Arctic Blitz Gatorade
>>
>>165317535
And Mercy
>>
>playing lucio
>team tells me to stick with healing instead of speed boost

Well fuck you too, I'll just leave you to die when a Mei catches you.
>>
Is kings row the most balanced map?

Most games I have there are always pretty close.
>>
>>165316521
Reaper.
>>
>Lose 4 games in a row
>Game gives you a team with a 3-stack of 2 Master/1 GM against 5 Diamonds/1 Master
T-thanks I guess.
>>
>>165317579
Reaper, go to bed.
>>
>>165317636
W:G is also pretty good.
>>
>>165317535
>>165317579
And Hanzo
>>
>>165317535
That'd be way too expected honestly.
>>
File: 1478207382361.jpg (96KB, 1000x773px) Image search: [Google]
1478207382361.jpg
96KB, 1000x773px
>tfw you have these images that will never be relevant again
>>
File: 1463851221661.jpg (289KB, 956x956px) Image search: [Google]
1463851221661.jpg
289KB, 956x956px
>>165315040
Let her overheal by some small amount.
E ability similar to Pharah's vertical take off. For when unaware teammates are up on ledges and you can't quite get full LOS.
Give her the option to preform an untargeted GA for twice the cooldown. Lets her get back into fight, but punishes you for using it arbitrarily.
Make Res Single target, but charge at a much faster rate. Prevents it from becoming an anti-team fight button, cements her roll as the pocket healer.

Another idea would be to make the staff heal and boost at the same time (reduce boost rate), and have right click do some sort of AoE heal on a CD.
>>
>>165300837
>a giant robot is supposed to be weak against a lesbian with a smg
>>
File: typical match at gold.webm (1MB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
typical match at gold.webm
1MB, 800x600px
>>165315956
>dva's nerfs
well deserved
dvas pretty foolproof
>>
>>165317683
But Hanzo is seeking redemption.
>>
>>165317524
From what I've heard (nothing officially here) was that Reyes was kind of an untested run of her rez tech (which is cannon), and she was forced into trying it or otherwise she would lose him.

Unfortunately, she ran into a lot of complications because of all the Super Serum Reyes and Jack were pumped full of back in thier US Army days, and it rezzed him into the weird half-dead state we all know and love.
>>
>>165316410
What does a TF2 fan comic have to do with anything, especially OW?
>>
>>165311087
He's right though. Forcing people to pick "meta" against their abilities is throwing. Hell I've won on defense with Sym and Torb and no healers. not saying you should ever do that bullshit, and I was tilted about it
>>
>>165317706
I find this incredibly cute for some reason, typically I wouldn't feel much from this sorta stuff.
>>
>>165317706
ah I remember when Sombra was thought to be a teenager.

I do like the idea that she would still be living with her parents at 30, if her parents were alive.
>>
>>165317835
TF2 cucks still mad their game isnt relevant anymore.
>>
>>165317778
Genji is offering him redemption, but he keeps telling him to fuck off.
>>
>>165317858
I wanted her to be overweight and unwashed.
>>
Is Sombra worth using? I've barely played since she was added
>>
With every death, comes honor.
And with honor ___________
>>
File: 1478058537551.jpg (279KB, 730x775px) Image search: [Google]
1478058537551.jpg
279KB, 730x775px
>>165317706
>>
>>165316410
how are they homos?
why are they pedos?
how do they tie into the tf story?
>>
>just opened 2 lootboxes in a row
>7/8 items are duplicates
th-thanks for the player icon, blizzard
>>
File: Confused Genji.png (77KB, 639x303px) Image search: [Google]
Confused Genji.png
77KB, 639x303px
>>165317931
Redemption.
>>
>>165316521
reaper, tracer, junkrat, zarya, reinhardt, zenyatta. These are all perfectly balanced and need no further balancing changes. Prove me wrong
>>
>>165317931
ugh noobs im carrying this team
>>
>>165317938
the lumerico website now leads to a blizzard page not found.

Im kinda sad about that.
>>
>>165317931
sake
>>
>>165318065
I'm kinda sad about my life.
>>
>>165312354
>he doesn't have golden nuts
all sitting emotes are GOAT
i will agree on the butterfly, although the snowflake line gives it a run for its money
>>
SAKE
>>
>>165317171
I bet they love Medic from TF2 tho.
>>
>>165304859
Have you ever faced a Tracer? She does a shitton of damage really fast, there's a reason she's an Offense character. Her twin guns fire so fast with such a tight spread that she can focus fire even a tank to death, especially if the player has good aim and gets a lot of headshots.
>>
When will ptr patches go live? I want my buffed sombra
>>
File: dva.jpg (159KB, 894x894px) Image search: [Google]
dva.jpg
159KB, 894x894px
is it okay to only play d.va because I like her hair
>>
>>165318105
why?
>>
File: 1478053070897.jpg (125KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1478053070897.jpg
125KB, 1920x1080px
>>165317938
>people actually believed this leak
>>
>>165318141
HM-HMM-H-HM-HM-HMMM
>>
File: they thought mercy liked girls!.png (462KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
they thought mercy liked girls!.png
462KB, 1000x1000px
>>165318212
Ha I remember all that.
>>
>>165318141
A GIFT!
For YOU
>>
>>165317881
Hanzo's still coming to terms with Genji being alive, he feels everything he's done was for nothing and that he has to face the future his own way.
>>
>>165318278
>>165318278
>>165318278
>>
>>165318141
YOU... ARE ALREADY DEAD!
>>
>>165309103
Most of the time when I see a DVa eat one of their ults, it's completely by accident and they are stunned as to the fact that that happened.

Also
>Popping either of their ults while DVa is in her mech / paying attention to you
or
>not shooting hanzo's ult at a wall
>>
>>165318303
So that's why he ran off, shaved his head and got a bunch of piercings. Mid-life crisis.
>>
So how many in the cast are war orphans?

>Sombra
>Mercy
???
>>
>>165318404
I think it's just those two
>>
File: winnie.png (178KB, 846x158px) Image search: [Google]
winnie.png
178KB, 846x158px
>>165311359
>>
What would the next event be?
>>
>>165311087
It's less about the meta, and more about tilting the fuck out of people. You can still try and get people to pick meta, but not shit a brick when someone is 4ever torb.
>>
>>1653168

cheeseburger curls till failure
>>
>>165318745
A surprise
>>
>>165318745
>No Valentine's
>probably nothing March-specific
>No Easter
>Veteran's Day not likely.

Think they might do something for the Lunar New Year?
>>
are sombra's bullets hitscan?
>>
>6 diamonds vs 2 diamonds, a plat, and 3 people under level 50 doing placements
We lost

Thanks Blizz
>>
>>165319020
yes.
Just learn her spray pattern anon.
>>
>>165315712
Get good at "reading" certain player habits

>Tracers will always blink in a zig-zag, typically right then left (Helps for shitting on them as rein, too). Catch them with a bomb
>They will also typically flank from the same angles on certain maps at certain points, learn to watch for them and pre-emptively trap*
>A grenade that bounced won't get deflected by genji (Not completely sure on this, it's more like if it hits below his reflect's hitbox at his feet, you'll kill him)
>On KoTH points, place your trap on the entry ways to the points. No one ever expects them, even though you do it all game
>Grenade + Grenade + Bomb is a true combo
>Aerial bombs are great for breaking up a death ball
>If you're one of the idiot junkrats who followed the original junkrat guides that say "hurr trap a healthpack" and you do, you're playing him wrong. Use his traps offensively
>Switch off junkrat if there is a zarya if you're not fragging her every time you shoot into her shields (aka, learn to aim)

*If you haven't trapped someone in 15 seconds, move your trap.
>>
>>165319594
>Am I missing anything?
yeah, a post worth reading
>>
>>165307569
This is the shit that activates my almonds.
I mean, it's such hugbox and such an echochamber that they must be convinced that PharMercy shippers range in the hundred of thousands.
Rather than just...thousands.

The biggest issue is that the squeaky wheel gets oiled and they'll probably get listened to.

I don't even like Mercy x Genji that much but it has a lot more basis in the lore than Mercy x Pharah, even going off what was only lightly implied.

>But they are ours as well
This is the most entitled shit I hear from fandoms. You are entitled to ask for a quality of content but you are not, in any way, entitled to ask for the direction of content. If the creator is not allowed to create, then why don't you fucking make the game and character designs and fucking everything. Fandom requests like this are creating for those without the skill or vision or creativity to make something of that quality ex nihilo.
>>
Parah players please off yourselves
>>
>>165317835
>fan comic

lel
>>
>>165320531
t. Silver 76 with 20 sensitivity
>>
>>165319941
>WFAM/self insert fetishism
>quality
kekkles
>>
>>165297861
>second time around we kill 2 players but the mei player uses the stage glitch and goes behind the glass for 5 minutes spamming 'hello' - ends in a draw
This has been bannable for weeks
You reported him right
>>
File: 1483469643645.png (888KB, 800x1001px) Image search: [Google]
1483469643645.png
888KB, 800x1001px
I want to lick Mei's asshole
>>
>>165325004
so do I :( but I wouldn't call it that because it's too crude for the cutest hero
>>
>>165301787
Only reason I hate genji x mercy
>>
>>165304518
aimbot
>>
>>165298639
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever read.
>>
>>165300642
This college faggot literally thinks his spewing some hilariously bullshit "definition" of some hilariously bullshit economic theory makes him this authority that we need to disprove.

I hope you fail out, kid, it's the only way you'll get your head out of your inflated marxist ass.

You have to be college educated to be that stupid, desu.
>>
>>165317579

if blizzard had any brains for thier PvE content they'd do an alternate reality where Mercy is the true mastermind behind everything backed by brainwashed genji and mecha pharah with an army of bastions
>>
>>165330249
>If Blizzard had any brains they'd use my dumb fanfic as a premise for a game mode
>>
>tfw Reaper will be viable again
>tfw I can edge all over the enemies
>>
File: 1472440449406.gif (184KB, 202x121px) Image search: [Google]
1472440449406.gif
184KB, 202x121px
>win 50 rank
>lose 100 rank
>win 200 rank
>lose 250 rank
DOES THE ROLLER COASTER NEVER END
Thread posts: 746
Thread images: 242


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.