waiting on the fresh fresh server edition
GUILDS:
As if you're going to get through the fucking queue lol
>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft. We're currently waiting on the new new nost server release.
>Server homepage
https://elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
http://db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
http://www.wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/
Last: >>164964926
lmao at all of you while I got to play my femorc Warlock
it's up
th-thanks ivan... glad you're so dedicated to working for free
REMEMBER TO SLAM THAT MUFUGGING LOGIN BUTTON
IF /FRESH/ CAN'T PLAY NEITHER CAN /OLD/
post yfw you didnt fall for the freshmeme and are currently enjoying a working server
>>164976245
too bad you're a fat beta nerd like the rest of us. i bet you're like me and you've never even kissed a girl
>>164976163
We should decide on the guild names for the real fresh server.
>click myself out of a 100 left que by accident
>30 min later they bring the server down anyway
who's laughing nownobody
What level is everyone now?
Level 12 gnome mage here.
Is there a #OSOC guild yet? That nigger on Youtube said there'd be one
Holy shit they wiped the servers!
>>164976373
13 human pally
>>164976163
Finally logged in!
>shutdown in 1 minute
.
>>164976371
I literally know that feel. I did that same thing with a 500 queue.
who /freshest/ here?
>>164976373
level 1
created my character 15 seconds before shutdown
>>164976373
Level 12 UD Warlock, first horde char I've ever rolled
>>164976331
>implying im not sexy afro anon from last thread
so we're all rerolling on second fresh right? update the post
cant wait for fresh server can finally catch up
lmao at the elysium pvp 1 cucks
>>164976373
level 9 undead fem rogue
>>164976373
Level 11 Tauren Warrior masterrace
So why are you not playing on old right now?
No queues
No lag
No random dcs
No overpopulation
No queue
No chinks
No tryhards
Im having the best WoW experience so far on old
>>164976539
nah
there'll be no real difference between fresh1 and fresh 2 unlike between old and fresh
itll be a fiddy fiddy split
>>164976373
16 human warlock
just reminder for everyone here that the maintenance will NOT be 30minutes, but at most 15-20min and you'll be at disadvantage unless you're spam logging right now.
>>164976373
lvl 8 druid
>>164976373
11 Nelf warrior
was making dosh selling quest fish before my wow crashed, will be able to train 2h weapons now so will go on a journey to IF and SW, then back to darkshore probably
>>164976310
>need to drive to the store to buy some food
>don't want to cuck myself when server comes back up
well, starvation it is
>>164976373
Level 36 undead rogue.
>>164976583
login servers are bust
so yeah
>>164976583
Everybody point and laugh at this oldcucc
>>164976373
8 orc huntard
i was considering rogue or lock but naw.
Has anyone gotten past authenticating using the spam method recently? I haven't been able to do it for like and hour so maybe they fixed it?
Do mining nodes exist or are they just a legend meant to trick people into taking mining?
>>164976613
delet
>oldcucks
this is literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDH6KCn3bMQ
>was 10k in queue
>now I have a fighting chance to be sub 5k
thank you based russia
>>164976596
so we going to have a guild on every pvp server then? you know one of them is going to be the MAIN one
>>164976697
Just order a pizza man
>>164976310
Post your face when every realm is unusable because the authentication servers are dead.
anyone else at realm selection screen right now
>>164976373
lvl 11 FE HU WA
I can barely kill a single mob, I don't remember it being this painful
Why don't the russians just ban vpn's? I thought slavs were based
>>164977010
cant get past authenticating
>>164977010
Yes I can't get into elysium PvP though, I get stuck at logging in game server.
Let's play a game: everybody post their ctrl + v :^)
What I would like, I think, is a strong night elf warrior (female) to be my leveling and PvP friend. I would very much enjoy giving her Blessing of Freedom so we could laugh about dumb dead mages together.
>>164976508
don't know who that is fellow virgin loser
>>164977093
bepiswringer2017
>>164977131
weebs get out
>>164976373
Level 8 human priest, her name is Juda.
>>164977093
mentallyhill007
FRESHEST OF FRESH GUILD NAME?
>>164976373
11 human warr
>>164977093
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 8 мин.8 минyт нaзaд
In light of unprecedented amount of new players, we will be looking into the possibility of a 4th server. 1/2
>>164976163
I literally joined the server after 6 hours in queue and gets rewarded with "Server restart in 3 minutes"
AFK-cucks will burn in hell
>>164977030
THATS RACIST
>>164977093
password
>>164976373
17 gnome lock
>>164976373
Level 4 Human Paladin
>Was only able to get on for about an hour last night before I got kicked back into queue purgatory
>>164977093
dethkiller666
>>164977196
>weebs
>>164977093
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5757e0a031949
>>164977356
I thought slavs didn't care about that
>>164977021
you need that green sword m8
>>164977093
529-32-7713
ITS UP NO TROLL
>>164977335
Same but not really, made it into sub 3000 and then i got DCed, get ready to spam login my guy!
IT'S UP
IM IN FOR REAL AHAHA SKIPPED THE QUEUE
WE IN THERE THO
>that "hardcore" guild trying to rush endgame content by forcing its members to meet timed leveling milestones
>if the server issues keep up they're all gonna fail it
>>164977093
ni66erh1tl3r42069
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY UP
Is there any word from the Elysium dudes on actually fucking fixing the server?
NO QUEUE BITCHESSS
WE DID IT REDDIT
Stuck at authenticating
I'M IN HHAHAHAHAHAHA
WENT OUT ALL DAY, LOG IN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SKIP QUEUE
HAHAHAHHAHA
I MADE IT IN WITHOUT A QUEUE I MADE IT IN
Y
E
S
S
Y
E
S
>get through authenticate and log in to the main server
>try to login to elysium pvp
>spam like crazy
>WoW.exe has crashed
LOL
servers up cucks, login if you dare
>>164976307
>got in on old
ayy im in no queue
>>164977640
me 2 help
I'm in
>over 50 people are over level 20 now
>you're STILL playing on fresh
lol
wow it's legit up. no rest for me then
IM IN YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Dont fall for it bois it not even up....
Best to leave on authenticating or cancel and try again
My character got deleted wtf
>>164977821
yeah
>tfw oldfreshfags cuck'd by chink's
>tfw newfreshfags still comfy waiting for newfresh next week
>>164977705
sure
>>164977793
Surprised there arent more
>split community into two servers
>instead of one very alive server have 2 very dead servers
>>164977939
>implying
wow im in all i had to do was
1. get toolkit
2. unplug computer
3. get screwdriver from toolkit
4. lick screwdriver then insert into electric socket
ha ha cant believe it worked
>>164977821
wait at authenticating max 3-4 sec then try again
holy fuck chink genocide when
>>164977907
>binds.
>oldfreshfags
who /waiting on fresh fresh nost/ here?
Is nost down as well or did you just fuck up login?
>tfw to intelligent to play on fresh
>>164977975
>he thinks this many people will actually be playing on the server
once it dies down it will likely be around the server cap of people who actually play
>>164977939
the queue is currently larger than the entire server's population. If they release a second server now before the queue drops it will be fine.
Remember old nost's population continued to grow until it got shut down
I got in, left authenticating on and it worked
IM SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAID WE IN BOIIIZ
UP UP UP
IM IN
>afking with the autohotkey login script that some anon made earlier active
>25 mins pass since the supposed 30 minute downtime
>suddenly hear the DUMMMMM noise you get when you log in from char select
>it was at that moment i knew my adventure was about to continue, unperturbed by queues or authentication problems
thanks to whoever made it
>>164978136
How long did you wait on authenticating?
>>164977093
Xxdethbonexx
>>164978083
Only the casuals who can't handle queues will go to fresh, fresh.
The serious will stay on the current fresh
>he could have had a well geared 60 on old nost by now
>instead he waited for a queue simulator
How will freshcucks ever recover?
lol
>>164978058
nost is up but authentication isnt working, for anyone.
>crashing this server>WITH NOW SURVIVORS
>200 queue
I can deal with it
In fact
I'm ALREADY IN WOOOOOOOO
>Another fresh server.
What? How is this possible ..
>she isn't playing on the old server
im in yeeeee
HOLY fuck i just logged in without the queue
>>164978373
>she
lmao
>>164978231
Share it
>>164978373
Did you just assume my gender?
>Authenticating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Its working log in guys
>>164978271
the NEETs and chinks you mean will stay on current fresh?
employed white men will be on fresh fresh
I MADE IT PAST AUTHENTICATING
>>164978373
>she's not playing on both
So now that the freshdust has settled, what faction are we rolling on HellGround?
>>164978459
>>164978493
Pretty sure boys wouldn't play an old MMO like this, it's a girl's hobby.
>>164978373
I CANT EVEN AUTHENTICATE BITCH
I have succesfully infiltrated the chinks.
Now, we play the waiting game...
>>164978624
>unironically playing on a server with 50 english speakers
Guys, is there an anti China (OSOC) guild yet???
2k queue
THE FUCKING SERVER IS FROZEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
queue doesn't even move
was just playing and got d/c'd
>2339 queue
Welp I'm done, it just wasn't meant to be.
guys I figured out how to get past authenticating
go to wtf/config.wtf
SET realmName "Nostalrius PvP"
change this to
SET realmName "Elysium PvP"
if it's already there, relog in, when youre in queue, click change realm, and then you can login to old
>get online after restart
>kill a crocodile
>disconnected
>authenticating
>authenticating
>authenticating
>authenticating
,,,,,,,,,
FUCK THIS SHIT
Back to Kronos.
>>164978890
yup
fucking why
>>164978473
^1::
Loop, 9999 {
SendEvent, yourpassword{Enter}
Sleep, 2000
SendEvent, {Enter}
}
Return
Escape::
ExitApp
Return
run script, click into password field then press ctrl+1 to start it
3 9 9 6
w t f ....
Calulating....
Calculating...
CALCULATING...
>Spam password
>Stuck on authenticate
>Sometimes get error message that I entered the wrong information
>Assume there's just something wrong with the system
>Try other passwords that get suck on authenticating
>After all this I finally get through with another password than the one I thought I have
>4k queue
>play ud rogue
>kill all non white humans on sight
>leave white humans alone
>>164976163
4th server is a bad idea
i'm pretty sure a few players will quit soon right, and 1 month after release i'd rather one full server with a bit of queue the weekends than two half full servers
>stuck at 391 in queue
what is happening
>>164979117
and esc to cancel once you're logged in
>Restart server
>have it crash 2 minutes after it comes back
epic meme
>>164979191
>a bit of queue
Nigger, its gonna be minimum 5k queue at all times
>>164979191
Where do you retarded nostfags get the notion 10k online is blizzlike? God i hate people that had nost as their first private server
>>164979117
where do i enter this
>1800 in queue
>queue not moving
>maybe broken
>refresh
>5k in queue
>>164979264
just like nost pvp, right?
estimated time: calculating...
>>164979331
When you refreshed did it start moving?
Meanwhile on old nost
stuck at 350
>>164979318
i'm not and it's not, i played on a relatively low pop server back then actually
but imo it's still better to have more pople around in general
The 2nd Fresh server will be different... right?
>>164979328
install autohotkey then right click on desktop > new > autohotkey script
copy paste the script in there, save, then run
>>164979340
If there are 20k people that want to play on a FRESH server that doesn't have a fucked economy nor run the risk of 24/7 faction ganks.
You know damn well a second fresh realm will do wonders.
Do I take improved blessing of might?
>>164979184
im the whitest color human and blond hair, dont kill me please
Thank G-d Blizzard decided to make a fresh fresh server, I was already getting ganked by lvl20s on this one. Are we rolling Ally or Horde this time?
>>164979459
ok ty
>>164979390
nope, still frozen
IT'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT MOVES
>game restarts
>get in instantly
>go afk
enjoy those queue cucks
>>164979602
yeeeehaw!!!
Finally moving!!
finally the que is moving, good thing i didnt refresh
Its moving, i moved by 500 spots
>>164979614
same desu
>>164979565
nevermind that, it just started moving
tfw you manage to log in but your questing buddy is stuck in queue
>>164979682
i refreshed and now regret like never did
THE GOLD SPAM HAS ALREADY STARTED. CHINKS ARE TAKING UP YOUR QUEUE SLOTS. WW3 WHEN?
>>164979682
>que
kill yourself
any alliance players that need a guild, but dont want to be in the Mandate of Heaven?
>>164979812
>10g:$8
That's a good deal.
they need to confirm the 4th server so I can stop wasting my time in a queue and just wait a week
>>164979812
Why are they spamming this shit its not like they can even get 10 gold yet
who can invite to guild?
>>164979812
already teleported some chests I see
anyone else regretting their char name/appearance?
>>164979501
No!
Listen, you need to put those first five points into reducing judgement and seal costs. You'll always have Blessing of Wisdom on you, and that minuscule increase in melee only attack power just isn't going to help as much. For your warrior friends (You DO have a warrior friend, right?) the original Blessing along with their Battle Shout is plenty to keep them happy.
>>164980052
devs give them 10g and take a cut of the profit obviously
i just passed by a guy 5 acc multiboxing on fresh.
how do i report?
How much easier does lock levelling get with a void?
>>164980052
they can if they combine the money of multiple characters, there are hundreds of these cunts farming
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IA0buobZZxv0tM0tt
Is this really the best Warlock PvP build?
>>164980052
They hack accounts and steal people's money.
>>164980104
nop, my name was taken but i changed it a bit so its better, everything is 10/10
>>164980187
quite, the only issue is you may steal his aggro a lot so you have to get your rotation right
bet u cant find me in this picture (:
Whats the point in wasting time queuing and levelling here when we'll get a new server soon?
Anyone else feel this way?
>>164980436
yes which is why i'm hoping they can just confirm they are releasing a 4th already so I can stop queueing
>>164980317
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#Ii0bZbgbzgxotZxx0z
this is the best spec if you want to be an unkillable dot machine
>yfw the 4th server is PVE
Hello friends.
Tell me if this is legible, i'm not good at mspaint garbage.
Just a quick info thing on /OURGUY/.
>>164980436
yes, a chance for me to get ahead of the pack this time
All this queuing made me realize the futility of waiting for a new server. That's why I've decided to go back in retail and continue my epic adventure that began way back in 2004. You all should consider the same if you tired of being constantly humiliated and insulted by freshbulls.
>>164980106
You're not citing the leveling spec in the OP are you? You know, the one that skips pursuit of justice? That would just be idiotic wouldn't it?
anyone want to grind off of these?
who got horde invites
>Got in
>Game frozen
>Cant logout
NO
So this is a thing
>>164980436
surely this time i'll be number 1
>>164980809
It might be fun at first, but the god awful writing and RNG cancer will burn you out after 2 months
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN
Accidentally pulling an extra mob makes me want to cry. These corpse run times.
lol at the ppl who leveled to like 30 on fresh when there's now going to be Fresh 2: Fresh Harder
>>164980925
>level 18
DIE CHAD DIE
>>164980925
>wow look at me, I looted a chest
???
I JUST WANT TO PLAY
FUCKING QUEUE RAPING ME
IT'S RAPING ME RAW
OH GOD IT HURTS
PLEASE STOP I'M BEGGING YOU
I'LL GIVE YOU MY MONEY
PLEASE NOT INSIDE
IT'S NOT SAFE TODAY, NOT INSI-
WHYyyyy
I need to go to the store, how long does it take to be auto disconnected?
>mfw freshfresh friends get stuck in a 10k queue AGAIN and waste an entire month of their life waiting in a line to play a 12 year old video game
who do I pm for an invite to salty dogs?
>>164980968
>sells for 2g50s
>>164980637
But that's not SM/Ruin
>>164981315
I took a 4 hour nap this morning and didn't dc from the server
>>164981326
why would there be a 10k queue on freshfresh? all the chinese and NEETs will be on fresh
>make account
>16 hours later still no activation email
>login to server just to see if it works
>your account has been closed
what?
>>164981152
look at the ring vendor price
>>164981365
OOPS! i meant to quote THIS
>>164980925
is the elysium player cap smaller than nost?
>>164981371
>SM/Ruin
>unkillable
If you're a real man with real gear, you go SL to facetank angry as fuck warriors or 7/7/37 to 1-2-3 everything.
If you have a raid in 30 minutes you can stay SM/Ruin I guess.
>>164980816
No...?
She never said anything about Pursuit of Justice or the OP leveling spec, she was asking about Improved Blessing of Might.
Besides, I take Seal of Command and then put the rest of my points into Holy.
>>164981465
>"this will be the server where the Chinese don't follow us" says increasingly nervous man for the fifth time
time to take a power nap and be back in three hours
>ally guild
>>164981885
M U L T I
K
U
L
T
I
my dreams of getting the name larrydavid or funkhouser are shattered :^((
I got Cosmokramer which is ok I guess
Im stuck on Retrieving realm list after sitting out the queue, do I cancel it?
>>164980723
So? It can still take some heat off of the PvP server.
is fade for priests useful in solo leveling at all? Does it do anything valuable like lower aggro range?
>>164977093
authenticating?
AUTHENTICATING????
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>>164982064
Yes.
Staying at Auberdine's inn while it's raining!
>>164981885
>nelfs in dun morogh
frostbite mage or no frostbite + imp blizzard aoe???
>>164982162
thx bro, I'm in
>>164982187
>Knife ears anywhere but their island cage
Makes my blood boil.
Manlets I can deal with, but fucking elves.
>>164980925
HOW ARE YOU LEVEL 18
FUCK
>>164980390
What is the best rotation?
>>164981468
Your IP is banned
>>164982280
There's level 27's already
>>164981676
>she
Where else would I put those points? Also consecrate is no longer bugged so not sure why you're leveling holy.
sub 1k queue, soon, ill be back
>>164982127
Someone please respond!
>centaur bracers have a near 100% drop rate
>get 12/15
>kill 24 and counting centaurs without any dropping
drop rates so blizzlike it feels like you're on kronos again
>>164982323
why the fuck would they ban me
zug zug nigga
no activation email after like 16 hrs lol
>>164982316
Put up some dots and just stand there, really. Once you get siphon life you can just stand there pressing drain life occasionally and then life tap after the mob dies.
>>164982445
DIE
I KNOW ANON GUILDS ARE ALWAYS SUPER RETARDED BUT WHO CAN INVITE THERE? STUPID SALTY DOGS ANSWER
>>164982695
doa
>>164981513
sauce b0ss
Black Chad is saving the alliance AS WE SPEAK! Join his crusade today! <OutPlaid>
Can I use a jumping not to avoid afk boot? I got banned on kronos for doing this at lvl 40 :( but I don't wanna sit through that queue
>>164982562
Dunno, they probably thought someone was selling gold on your IP. Chinese use complex proxies that can use a list of IPs from a different country and fool the anti-cheat into banning that IP instead of theirs.
It's happened a few times and I don't think you're able to appeal the ban. Just reset your IP.
>>164982742
HORDE GUILD
>he is struggling to get his first gold piece
why are femnelf players so frickin cringy?
>>164982646
I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION YOU FROGPOSTING PIECE OF SHIT
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING ANSWER
>>164982954
please stop avatarfaggin
which is the new server
t: newfag retard
>>164983006
try asking again without the gay an*me you knob goblin
>>164982432
actually holy is great. I normally go holy/prot, holy/ret works as well - honestly any spec works as you are going to have a boring time leveling anyhow, pve wise.
The anti-pushback is great as well as efficient heals, crit heal, and consecrate even after the fix doesn't suck once you have enough mana and is still decent for 3+mobs (not sure of actual math so could be wrong).
Ret does kill shit faster 1v1 but points in holy/prot let you pull multiple mobs with adjusting seals as necessary and very little if any downtime. Plus pts in prot are a lot better for pvp (just my opinion) as half your life as a paladin is being kited and even just guardians favor does wonders. You'd want engineering no matter what anyhow.
At 34 you can meme it up with reckoning and even that is faster than ret. Plus assuming you're juking interrupts, pts in holy/prot make you ridiculously annoying to gank and you're still switching to a 2hander to smash wizards anyway.
But even with all of that typed out, paladin is interesting (or very not interesting) in that the spec isn't terribly important for straight up leveling - anything below elite group quests won't be any danger at all as long as you play conservative and your gear pre 60 determines what you'll be doing more than the spec (as in just wearing int gear to heal the 5mans regardless of your spec). Paladin trees are one of the few you can fuck up in a lot and it won't matter pre 60.
Again, just my gay opinion tho and not looking to argue.
>>164983148
elysium pvp
>>164980750
The fact that you took the time to make this is more pathetic than whatever you're accusing him of doing
>>164983148
the one with a 7000 queue
>>164983162
i just did you fucking imbecile
i want to fuck a qt fem human.
>>164983461
yeah
Stuck in queue? Come hang out. Yes even you final flash.
>>164982410
That's amazing and pathetic.
>>164983532
lewd post more
what's with the shadowpriest hate?
are they really that good?
I mean, how can they be good if no one wants them in their raid? they'll have shitty blue gear, you'll be rocking overpowered epics or even a legendary sulfuras or whatever, how bad can their shitty shadow word pain + mind flay hurt you?
>>164982885
I have a fixed IP
>>164983532
hnng
>>164983195
>tfw I'm way past 8400
>>164983187
>The fact that you took the time to make this is more pathetic than whatever you're accusing him of doing
eh, that's fair, but i think you can tell it didn't take long. I just think it's funny that he's so mad about gold buying/selling when he's been doing similarly shady shit for so long and it's all easily found.
>>164983180
I'm intrigued, mind posting your spec?
Best spec to level as a lock?
>>164983602
Their burst abilities sync well in pvp but in raiding they are really shitty, but that applies to all hybrids that try to dps in vanilla.
https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/29241-receiving-mutes-all-the-time/
>Frankly, I am not here to argue with you. If you think you can coordinate pugs by spamming the BG chat, I admire your optimism. In any case, I offered you a temporary solution to use.
>LOCKED
>>164983595
sorry I only saved it from here yesterday and the original poster didn't deliver more
>>164980750
Wow how pathetic does your life have to be to make a smear campaign against an e-celeb?
Rolling a mage. Which should i go for?
>Mining and tailoring
>Alch and herb
>Mining and herb
?
whats the actual pop of fresh server right now?
old nost had 18k online and no queues, what fuck is this?
>Nost should have made a Chinese server
>makes a PvE server instead
>Elysium should have kicked off with a new Chinese server
>makes a new PvP server instead
>Elysium considering making another server
>won't be Chinese
Will they ever fucking learn?
>>164983663
I'm just having a giggle, m8. The reason it says it's closed is because you haven't clicked the activation link they send you in your e-mail. Once you click that you'll be good to go. : ^)
>>164984134
12k
>>164984134
and it was a clusterfuck
>>164984013
>tfw can just imagine the other screens he has
>>164984134
>old nost had 18k online
no.
sub 500 queue, so close
>>164984279
yeah, but no queues, so its all good
>mfw peacefully leveling in stv on oldnost
>>164984109
skinning/mining and make that fucking money
>>164983576
sent ;)
>>164984134
>reminder that this is old nost hardware:^)
Is their an alliance /vg/ guild?
>>164984389
yes
>>164984386
so, they are deliberating capping the server or something?
Best spec to level as lock?
who do i talk to to get into the alliance guild?
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
>>164977131
That sounds nice anon.
i wanna be someone's big, tauren healslut
>>164982556
Forgetting that all mobs in Barrens are all amputees. Guess you've never seen a headless raptor before.
>>164984781
post your ign
will this server have battlegrounds? and what about the honor system?
can people get high warlord armor and shit like that? or is there a mafia controlling the pvp progression?
>>164984781
Sounds good, a/s/l?
>>164984012
>temporary solution
how long until Pottu will lose it and switch to the final solution?
>>164984805
>>164984897
haven't gotten through the queue to make a toon yet
but it'll be 1/shammy/mulgore in a couple of hours assuming i don't get disconnected before getting in
>>164984881
yes
yes
yes but i think its the shitty pre-buff hwl gear
probably there will be pvp teams
>>164984781
please, be level 10-12 and in london
t. warrior who keeps dying
Thank god for this queue bullshit, its preventing me from letting my life be sucked away by Vanilla WoW again.
Reminder that if you have less than 10g by level 15 you're fucking dumb
>>164985009
technically, i am in london.... probably not what you're after tho.
>tfw you get to level 6 an then remember why you don't like WoW
Any hunters here? My pet is still loyalty level 1 and I've had him for 5 levels always keep him fed.
>>164984614
>can't even get into character select
WHAT IS THE BEST SPEC TO LEVEL AS LOCK?
>>164984518
According to their twitter account they've already raised the cap 3 times since it opened but it's 12k people playing with another 7k in queue, not good enough.
Ingame is a clusterfuck and they are probably going to make another realm( I'm assuming PvE) than to raise the server cap anymore. They are waiting till Saturday to see how many people stay after the initial hype release.
>>164985336
affl
I will be making a loot council guild
if you're hot, have a nice voice and play well you're in for basically free epics!
just hit up Chad/Po in game when the servers are stable
>>164985336
Put everything into Demonology.
sub 200 queue
>>164984479
Can i get the name friend?
>>164985489
>not being in game
>>164984881
The server is not even 48 hours old I don't think anyone is wintrading yet
What addon does /nosg/ use to display debuff durations on targets? I'm not really satisfied with Chronometer.
>>164985537
mandate of heaven
msg glurf/ojgn/manlett
>female tank
>male healer
>he doesn't repeatedly hit ESC to cut in line while I queue
Lmao literally went from 7k to like 3.5k in 5 minutes
What class is it looking like is needed?
Still an overly large amount of warriors or do we need more?
>>164985647
i blushed
>>164985489
>sub 4" cock
>>164976163
>mfw stealing questmob spawns I don't even need
>>164985694
as long as you're gonna tank, everyone wants more warriors
the problem is people roll warriors and refuse to tank
>>164985684
FUCK YOU
>>164985647
>tfw have to heal with back to tank so i don't stare at her ass whole dungeon and let everyone die
so how many of you fags are going to be rerolling when they launch the new server?
Can anyone post a recent census for horde?
The first thing I'm going to do when I hit level 40 and get my mount is head to contested zones to prevent faggy alliance from grinding/questing
>>164985843
all of us are obviously
Post queue times
>>164985647
>she's a tomboy that gets feminine and kind when vulnerable
>>164985435
>he doesn't have the mutton chops facial hair option
might as well reroll desu
any takers?
>>164985950
how can you take screenshots? when I press print screen it takes a screenshot of my desktop....
>>164985950
>>164985982
>>164985647
Kill yourself you numale faggots
Did they ban Grizzly exploiters yet or what?
>>164985647
orcs don't have gender roles
>finally get in after 12000+ queue and disconnects
>hours and hours
>friend's wife just left with some dude from her work and he's currently texting and drunk and sad, wants me to give him a lift home from some shitty bar or he's gonna crash his car
is there a way to stay online while afk? i don't want to cheat or anything crazy. I just want to hurry and give him a fucking lift then come back and level a GODDAMN PALADIN HOLY SHIT JUST LET ME PLAY.
normally i'd ignore this but i don't want him to be a fucking loser and drive into a family of six or something ridiculous
>>164986215
Autorun into a wall
what is horde guild? message who?
>>164985950
>>164986215
tell him to fuck off
>>164986092
bind a key to the in-game one
it'll come out as a .tga as was the case in vanilla wow
you can also run through Steam and use Steam's overlay screenshot command
>>164986215
call him a fucking cab and pay for it yourself
I just woke up, what's going on?
>disconnected from server
>Elysium website down
Did Blizzard win?
>>164986327
will that really work?
like i said, i hate to be a faggot, just won't be able to tolerate another 6 hours of queue simulator.
i'll try it, gotta help a buddy. if i d/c then whatever, i deserve it.
>>164984139
Made account 20 hours ago just got my activation email, now I'm 8557 in queue with a 2 hour estimation.
Just in time for me to go to work
>>164986389
Inc dc
>>164986530
>2 hour estimation
Try 6+
>>164986530
There'll be another 30 minute maintenance before you get back from work.
>>164985843
what new server???
>>164986530
if it's any consolation not only is that 2 hour estimate full of shit, but you'd likely be disconnected a sent to the back of the queue a few times before you actually make it anyhow.
So just in time for work tomorrow, you mean.
if anyone wants to join alliance guild <Infamous> whisper Tankdaddy
>>164986215
in what kind of shit hole do you live without uber?
>>164985843
If its a PVE server, of course.
I don't know why they didn't do this from the start.
I dont know how many hours worth i sinked into looking at digits and word such as Authenticating instead of studying. Yet, I feel like doing it a cuple of hours more.
STOP TRAINING MOBS ONTO ME OR I WILL MAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN
>>164986656
I'm counting on it, if there's a another emergency maintenance or the server crashes then I might get in a shorter queue.
>>164986734
rural oregon
you can come live on my farm if you level my fucking paladin while i take his fat ass to his stupid fucking house and listen to him cry
Every time I press log in it just instantly says "disconnected from server"
What's the deal?
>>164986128
Kek, we are the future of nationalism, get used to it
>>164986949
who cares
just keep logging in and eventually you'll get into the queue.
>mfw I didn't fall for the fresh server memes and have a 60 on the real nost server
Getting ready for AQ with my new guild is so much fun. All the freshcucks are playing queue simulator 2017 soon to be eternally cucked by the real fresh server coming out. Feels so good.
>>164986215
>being friends with actual cuckolds
Just let him off himself
This morning I woke up and went for a run with my dog. After getting home and showering I made breakfast: fried ham with tomato and olives on a piece of toasted sourdough. I then logged into WoW but there was a queue. I decided to do some math problems while I waited. Half and hour later I was in and questing in Ashenvale. I finished the rest of the quests I had for the zone and since I was only a bar and a half away from leveling I ground humanoids for cloth. I expect to make some coin with what I gathered on the auction house. Now I'm about to take a break to do some light reading before starting a new zone later on today.
How has your day been so far, oldbulls?
>>164986936
you know I wouldn't mind playing your characters for like 8 hours a day in exchange of food and a bed... I can even clean up a bit and call you goshujinsama.
>>164978275
>old nost is lagging balls tho, too
>>164987109
So good that you're posting on 4chan? Must be so busy
Let's not move away from the illusion that you're not just sitting down in IF, afk, waiting for raid night, trying to justify your shitty decisions on 4chan.
Wake up, login and placed ~200 in queue.
Who /blessedbygods/ here?
>>164987245
Will you alsoholdmyhand?
>>164987159
>smoking
Disgusting
Where can you get the vanilla client in different languages?
>go out for 40 mins
>6k
>come back
>4.5k
is login server down? it keeps saying disconnected instantly when i try
>>164987245
haha i have no idea what that means but you can crash here if you're ever in oregon, i don't care.
>>164987851
>>164987851
>>164987883
Oh wow, he doesn't know~
Does the game work well on Mac?
>he waited for the fresh server instead of rolling on the real one
Enjoy your queue simulator freshcucks
>dc
>rc
>dc
fuk
What class has the easiest time either getting in raids or pugging, from a casual non-neet shitter standpoint?
I can handle difficult mechanics (not sure there are any) but not always the time investment, so I'd be behind everyone I'm sure.
My guess was a healer but I'm open.
>try to log in all day while trying to finish up a chapter of my book
>tab in every ten-fifteen minutes
>disconnect everytime I get below 2k on the queue
FOURTH SERVER WHEN?
which server is the new one? PVP or pve?
>>164988019
Paladin
ree
>tfw website down so i can't make an account to get into the queue
rip
if there's two new servers now where will guilds be?
>73 online in Mandate
wew, if you're not in here you're missing out
>>164987967
>p-please come back to the o-old server I don't w-want to get left behind
>>164988081
and for whoarde?
>>164988135
FUCKING MAKE THE QUEUE STOP
>playcucks think they are "superior" because they are playing the game instead of waiting like the big strong quebulls
quebulls report in
LIFE IS NOT FAIR
>Log on and wait around 6 hours to level with real life friends
>When they finally arrive, my raid on retail starts and I put myself on follow for 4 hours
>Raid finally over, ItsTime.jpg
>Closes my WoW client
>Except I closed the wrong client and got booted out from Elysium
>Unable to log in or go in queue because I get "Disconnected from server" instantly
Im gonna pull the trigger boys
>>164988019
Any Healer that is actually heal spec.
but I wouldn't want a casual shitter to heal my group in the first place though.
>>164988019
Tanks are guaranteed spots forever, but it's hardmode leveling.
Healers next best.
Tanks: Warrior>>Druid>>>>Paladin
Healers: Priest>>>Druid>Paladin
>>164988135
Nobody cares for your irrelevant circlejerk
friendly reminder that the rice people are starting to wake up now and will be logging on soon
>but anon, they don't sleep!
false. i am one and i woke up a few minutes ago.
>>164988186
>playing horde
>ever
is token generation for the old nost server completely broken or what?
>>164988019
resto druid probably, they don't really need gear to be good, and they're always in demand, at least in retail they were not sure in this kind of environment where everybody knows everything. But when I played resto druid on new servers I would get at least 30 personal whispers (not automated) a day from people wanting me to join their guild when I was unguilded, as an ud rogue I would get 2 at most, and sometimes non.
>>164988151
>freshcucks are losing their sanity
>>164988276
>2017
>playing retail
Unironic cuckolds please leave, this is a bull thread
>>164987925
explain???
Is the login server down or some shit can't even put in my password?
>>164988373
>playing the redditor and tranny faction
>ever
>>164988461
Queue is still moving for me. I'm at around 2000
PlayTBC bulls REPORT IN
>>164988357
Taiwan or mainland china?
>>164988496
this.
>all this freshcuck butthurt
AHAHAHAHAHA QUEUE SIMULATOR 2017 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>164988303
You are literally never going to get a raid spot as a tank unless you have one now or you make your own guild
>>164988496
Exactly, so roll Alliance instead of being a hordecuck.
Happy birthday to this future president.
>>164987073
Are you sure? It doesn't even try the authenticating shit it did last night. There is absolutely no delay between enter and being told I'm disconnected. it's like the server is down or something.
>Went from 8k to 7k in 16 minutes
this estimation timer seems to be pretty accurate senpai
>>164988645
>easiest time either getting in raids or pugs
Tanks are pug-masters, and if you're good, you'll get guild invites.
There's literally nothing wrong with the alliance guild
>he's waiting in queue
Literally just log out and stop clogging it up. You're part of the problem. Once you leave then others can get in much quicker and soon the queue has been cut down massively and everyone wins. Just close your WoW window and come back in an hour.
>>164988738
foreverially tied up and impregnated by permanent hot orc semen permanently pregnant giving birth to greenskin invaders tied up and unable to get away foreverially stuck and loving it
>>164988738
>hilary
>HI-LAR-EE
>>164985950
I'm bored dude
>>164988849
This is one of the most retarded things I've ever read
>>164988738
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
>I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
>I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
>I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!
What to level as for lock? Affliction?
>>164988840
Except that it's filled with the biggest shitposters on here that make even Salty Keks look tame.
>>164988935
whys your font fucked up--
>>164988849
Yeah great idea, everyone should just leave and come back in an hour, and then we'll have a bigger queue in one hour later and have accomplished absolutely nothing! Genius, anon!
im 700 in queue but dont have any ideas for a character name... any good ideas?
>>164989010
Demo.
>>164988645
>tfw tank drama
I had to see 3 tanks get fully geared before I could get a single piece of raid set gear as a warrior.
First tank got full tier, and got recruited into a better guild, so offtank became main tank... so I had to watched him to get full tier, and some faggot became the offtank because he had a funny name (snot), once they all got their full fucking set after 3 months or more, I get handed out 2 pieces in one night, no dkp, no bullshit, just handed out since I been waiting so long. Like 20 people start harassing me and the gm because I'm getting loot for free, I get fed up quit the tank and just casually pvp with an alt, GM complains and baws that I don't raid with them anymore and how I stole items on my main to play an alt.
It was golden, it was impossible to avoid some inner clique hogging the gear, then moving on, because fuck waiting for the rest of your 40 man raid to get geared while you're not getting any new loot.... I have no idea how people made it past BWL with all the loot drama.
You can just afk at login screen right?
Dónde puedo encontrar el cliente de vainilla en español?
>>164976163
Is seal of righteousness even worth it after you get seal of the crusader? Feels like I do more damage just having crusader up than judging crusader and switching to SoR
>24 hours later and STILL (still) no confirmation e-mail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>164989034
it's just some garbage I decided to try out and it's too late to change now, I'm waiting in queue. It looks better than the default anyway so I'm not sure if I even mind at this point
>>164989010
Yes. Go for siphon + drain tanking spec. Put points into demo afterwards. Guide in OP is okay but you'll want to change a few things around.
finally got in but not sure why its so laggy. i expect it to be shit but i see other people doing shit around me but i cant interact with anything.
dont want to relog because i'm afraid i'll go back to #14000
leveling with so many people around you isnt as fun as youd think. getting these murloc fins in elwynn fucking sucks
>>164989117
Meme + Class name
>>164988569
lmao
Can you have fun with Ambush in vanilla like you could in tbc?
Any1 got census pic?
Who /queuebull/ here? Playcucks don't know what they're missing
>>164989418
in french "queue" also means dick
>>164989418
>missing extreme lag and overpopulation
>and chinese fellows
>>164989298
I'll just go by the guide in the OP. but what do you think I should change or do differently?
>>164979812
>>164980052
I checked it out. You're preordering the gold. Don't get it instantly but when they get it and when your number comes up in the queue.
>>164989520
It means "what" you fucking mongoloid
>>164989292
use gmail
>>164989602
>preordering the gold
Tauren Shammy or nelf drood?? dubs decide
>>164989252
If SoR is higher rank than Crusader, then it deals more damage. Also crusader is weaker the better weapon you have. If SoR is the same or lower rank than Crusader then Crusader is superior. When you get commander you'll obviously unleash Crusader seal and then punch them with Command.
Also, if you use SoR then u gotta use judgement with Crusader so SoR deals more damage.
I'm selling the following names for 5g each:
Keyblade
Bladee
The following for 150g:
Akita
>>164989743
Tauren shammy so you can actually be useful
>>164989743
turen.
>>164989563
I dunno, I last played a couple months after nost launched but I remember once or twice putting some points somewhere else. You'll figure it out, it doesn't matter all that much as long as you're going for that juicy siphon life and taking mandatory talents like imp life tap.
post PATRICIAN leveling music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9E66ywToGU
I just had something kind of weird happen if anyone gives a fuck (you don't).
Got in, was having insane lag, wanted to hearth to goldshire and the hearth never stopped casting - tried to wait it out, got annoyed, closed client and got back on.
Then i was still in westfall but my hearth was on cd, so that sucks. So took gryphon to SW - still insanely lagged and it taking like a full minute for the flight faggot to react to me, fly in, and i'm stuck on the gryphon able to run around stormwind but it's empty like I'm phased.
The gryphon de-summons, i zoom under the map back to the flight guy, run around again in an empty SW, then finally it closes back out to the character selection.
Come back in, and I'm in the goldshire inn as if my hearth actually worked.
The end, ty for reading my blog.
>>164989743
why do people type out "shammy" instead of shaman
it's the exact same number of letters
>>164976163
question for you guys, should i wait for the token generator to come back or should i just say fuck it to my old toons and create new ones. i really wanted to xfer my old ones
>>164989925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK32at21YXY
Jimi "The Greatest Guitarist That Ever lived" Hendrix
I gave up waiting in queues all day
now I'm just playing on nost pvp and be comfy af
Druid or rogue for farming chink farmers in world pvp?
Any Australians online or even in queue?
>>164989943
Shammie ;)
>>164989943
because their fags
>>164989969
>toons
How about you kill yourself instead?
>>164989943
lul legion baby detected
>>164989743
>/vg/
>dubs
>>164987159
There's a girl that we like each other (confirmed by a mutual friend) and today I subtly told her that I wanted us to go on a date.
(backstory: she has a relationship for many years that is long distance and is not working but she's afraid to break up)
conclusion, probably nothing will happen and I will escape into wow even harder
>>164989943
are you stupid? it's obviously a sign of endearment, like calling someone chubby instead of fat or fatty even if it's more letters
is that ok for you autist?
>>164990076
gonna add to this and ask if there are more chinks on ally or horde
healslut here, d/c'd and 8k queue, go on without me warbull. I'll be back eventually.
>>164989943
its more game.
>>164989943
cuz its cute :3
>>164990184
I think they're mostly on horde this time but I can't say for certain.
ofc Rogue is top-tier for world pvp
>>164989943
haaha they're normalfags amiright???? :D
>>164990147
i dont get this meme
>>164989943
CUMMIES
>8,138
>30 mins go by
>6,182
I might just get in to make my char before I have to leave in 2 1/2 hours
I wonder if it'd be too much for them to have crossrealm PvP between the two fresh servers.
I just get insta-disconnected form server.
im getting dced as soon as i hit enter
>>164990238
Yeah I kno~
TOTEM CAST
(>^_^>……… ¥~~~
Cute!:3
>>164990096
what the fuck is your problem?
>Register account
>wait for confirmation email
>no email comes
>>164990559
You being a faggot (I'm not him btw).
>website down
rip
is there a direct registration link?
any tips for leveling guys?
or atleast just a guide map?
why am i stuck on retrieving realm list
>>164989938
Ohh I had like 3 or 4 super trippy accidents like that on vanilla wow, they were al surreal. Like once I was trapped with a bunch of guys in BRD, no matter what we do we would get sent back to the instance, hearthing, teleporting, summoning, exiting out sent you back in etc, one my party mates was devil so it felt like we were trapped in hell. Another time I fell through the UC elevator and appear on fucking barrens.... but the world was all fucked up, no monsters and all the doodads were actually like floating 50 meters above the sky, I kept running aimlessly until i got tped back into UC, when i got back to UC I was actually "swimming" in the air, and people could see me fly, I had fun for a bit with it, but I stopped because I was afraid of someone reporting me and banning my account for hacking or something. Had more wacky moments like that, but well yeah personal blog.... also had my spirit bugged once as a paladin so I basically had infinite mana, once I leveled up from 61 to 62 my spirit got fixed and no longer had inifite mana but it was funny while it lasted.
>>164990412
>playing this when youre not even a NEET
what are you doing
go enjoy life
>>164990636
fuck off redditor newfag
>>164990636
>>164990704
>waiting this long to register
?????
>group treats me differently when they find out I black
>>164990704
If you hadn't made your account a week prior like a good little eagercuck then you're already fucked like the rest of us procrastincationbulls
>tfw to smart too register in advance
>>164990762
i'm actually still in a weird phantom zone where i cant see people and my latency is through the roof, keep relogging and it isn't doing shit.
no idea what's going on, i'm not smart enough.
>>164990845
>bothering to register yesterday just so you could stare at a queue for 12 hours and rage
>4033
Soon.
>>164990978
>he didnt play nost originally
>>164990854
they're afraid you'll take their epic boot drops
it is literally harder to find a free name here than on retail
>>164991046
Wait, you could just log in with your nost account? Well, I feel a bit stupid now
>>164990735
google "joana's guide v1.06"
What should I do in order to keep from being afk logged out? One guy is running back and forth somehow.
>>164990782
I already rode my motorcycle for 2 hours today, I have a short 4 1/2 hour work shift later tonight.
I want to play vanilla wow ok
Can even attempt to que up, just getting auto disconnect even after I reboot the game.
>>164991284
This one guy keeps warstomping each time its up
>>164991181
you had to transfer it, which was open ages ago.
>>164991181
no, you needed to link accounts first, and that's currently down
>>164991284
autohotkey
just write a simple loop to press a key every like 20s
>>164991463
CAn I get banned?
help me i can't decide.
Dwarf Pally
or
NE priest
First time wow player. Should I bother with this or try the Blizzard server first?
Does anyone know any good vanilla macro guides
>>164991284
There, run that, just press ctrl+maj+& to start it
^1::
Loop, 9999 {
SendEvent, s {Enter}
Sleep, 23000
}
Return
>>164991531
Dwarf
>Night Elf ever
How do you do my fellow undead players?
>>164991613
Will that get you banned?
>cant even log into old
fresh cucks reeeeeeeeeeee
>>164991520
you could if GMs had lots of free time on their hands and decided to check every suspicious "pattern" of movements in players standing still behind a bush, and a 30k + server wasn't launching.
So, no.
>>164991520
Id question if they even have some detection system built in.
I want to mainly PvP, Warlock/Rogue/Mage/Warrior/Enh Sham?
I haven't been able to log in at all yet, is there even a point any more?
>>164991718
>average alliance player.png
>>164991868
Shaman
They need to fuck off with a 4th server and fix BWL suppression room mob pulls linking. Mobs next to each other dont come together but the fucker from the other side of the room does...
>>164991718
>goes inside
>gets on male human paladin
>starts auto attacking while playing metal
>>164992004
No point in fixing that if no can fucking log in
im in :)
as the music dies
something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad goodbyes
>>164991624
i think i'll lvl both to 30, then i decide
>glurf bitching about officers in gchat
Oh boy, time for him to tell the tale of how he SAVED Nihilum and ran the guild by himself and that nobody knows how to play besides him.
>Sub 2000th in queue
Y-yay...
>disconnected from server
>disconnected from server
>disconnected from server
>disconnected from server
FIX THIS
>>164991718
undead? pffff pssshhhh pffffffffffahahahaha LITERALLY implying i play a manlet! haha hoho no m'sir me and my compadre here play the only true alpha memer race, the epic night elf! why yes indeed only epic gentlesirs like us have such refined tastes, m'undead you are simply not on our level or dare i say the toppest of keks bazinga bazinga tips fedora respectfully in you're direction le guide this one kalahira and she will be a top meme big guy for you good gentlememe praise le sun
>>164988965
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
BUT OUR CHAINS
>3421
Getting there.
>>164992256
>Earwen complaining about others in the guild
whats new
anyone else not able to connect to old nost? seein disconnected from server over and over
2250
oh boy
there are too many rouges
we need to build a wall to keep them out
>>164992324
you too?
I can't even get to authenticating
F I N A L S T R E T C H
IT CAME IN IT CAME IN THE E-MAIL VERIFICATION WAS RECEIVED
Finally, I can now join the queuebulls and wait in the queue until the slants go to bed
VICTORY SCREECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164992519
>disconnected from server
tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
maybe it's better this way
we'd hurt eachother with the things we want to say
we could have been so good together
we could have lived this dance forever
but now who's gonna dance w/ me?
pls stay
>>164990854
how do they find out you're black. how does that conversation even happen?
>>164992503
Yes.
I'd be fine just playing on old right now and yet every time I try something gets worse
First queue
Then authenticating
Now disconnected
I'm done with this shit
>played 2 hours 37 minutes
>not a single fuckign second spent in the queue
feels good
>>164990854
they fear the bbc for they know their women secretly lust for it
mage professions?
>>164986949
there's a routeur currently down.
Technically the server is up and running.
Depends on which side of the Internet you are.. If on the wrong road, you can't see and access Login server.
so we rolling fresh or fresh electric boogaloo?
>>164992571
My voice...
>tfw the freshcucks are betatesting our quests
who /freshfresh in a week/ here?
>>164992561
>slants go to bed
I'm in Australia and I just woke up. This will be the start of their day, not the end.
>>164992736
try not sounding like a nigger then?
anyone else having the problem of just getting "disconnected"?
Not even getting to authenticating or the que
>tfw really want to play vanilla but the amount of players fighting for every quest mob everywhere makes me not want to play
>>164992896
same
>>164992896
There's a login server cap too
>>164992715
Can I do anything to fix it?
>>164991957
>>164992063
>>164992347
Don't stop now
>>164992693
Tailoring, maybe skinning to complement it
Engineering for pvp
>>164992896
>mfw i no the fix but too intelligent to share it
>>164992715
so
are we fucked?
Has anyone done The Forgotten Pools quest? It's the bubbles right outside WC right? Because i'm been swimming all over it but the quest isn't finishing.
>>164989761
Appreciate it anon!
I don't think I've won a single 20-29 AB since I entered this bracket. Low level battlegrounds are cancer.
>enemy team is composed almost entirely of twinked hunters and rogues in a premade
>my team is always 50% underleveled druids and warriors who wander around the entire map alone
>>164992736
>>164992823
Ay yo hol up
You tellin me we was warchiefs n shit?
>>164992916
It's only the starter village that's rough. Once you're out of there it's downhill. Took me like 30 min to reach level 5 in Tirisfal, one of the more populated zones.
If I make a fresh character on old now is it still possible to find raid groups endgame?
if i come back in a week after this shit gets sorted out should i even bother starting or would it be too late
>>164993043
just get questie retard
>>164992347
Are these guys cosplaying? I feel like the m'lady gives it away
...What's going on here?
>>164993151
i'm 16 in redridge
>>164993095
No twinks in the fresh server.
>>164993095
>not having a group for bgs
anon...
reminder to join the real horde vg guild if youre in <placeholder> youre in the wrong guild
>>164993290
>spymaster.jpg
>>164993346
>37 online
jesus
>>164993179
that depends on how many cocks you can swallow and how cute you are
>>164993043
Read the quest text.
>>164993413
191 IPs on this page.
>>164993043
Forgotten Pools is north of WC, silly anon
>join guild
>they use redditscord
>gquit
every time
Is login queue down?
Keep getting disconnected and can't even get to queue
>>164993486
>>164993346
fuck off im not joining you autistic niggers in some stupid guild.
this thread is enough as it is, fucking a guild would make me literally kill myself
how do i transmog
>>164993346
>wanting to join a bunch of autistic unfunny memesters spouting cancerous memes 24/7
sign me up
Where is the flying mount vendor and trainer in SW?
>>164993907
>being a subtlecuck
>not being a spoutbull
>>164993179
yes idiot there were just 10 thousand people online
fresh is a joke
What level is Finalflash? Is he horde?
>>164994003
portal between trade district and old town
>>164993346
what would you rather have me to be? ud priest or orc warlock? I want a raid spot, and be involved in all guild activities.
I could consider feral druid, but only under extreme circumstances.
LF erotic roleplayings horde guild
What's the main /vg/ guild?
>1.5k
phew
I'm a troll hunter
Name my raptor
>>164994352
Clever
>>164994324
yeah im 1.5k as well
>>164994201
Same here
I'm an undead rogue who was a prostitute/thief before she died.
I think if we all donate to the project they can release the server faster?
If everyone here donated $1.50 or so..
>>164992063
>Its another "le paladin only autoattack XD" meme
Paladin really involves a lot more than just autoattacking. As early as level 4 or 6 you have two different seals to juggle. That means that as such an early stage of the game, a paladin will be able to Crusader, hit, judgement, hit, SoR as a standard combo, which is much more complex than other "hard" classes such as rogue (sinister strike x5, evis until 60).
And not only that, due to the incredible high amount of utility that a paladin has, one can weave in a lot of different situational abilities when fighting.
Damaged? Gotta heal between AAs.
Poisoned? Gotta debuff between AAs
Multiple enemies? Keep consecration up
Strong enemies or casters? Toss in a stun between AAs
Enemy an undead? Exorcism
All this is just IN combat. Outside combat there is a lot of things to consider. "Should I use SoC or SoR" was asked earlier, but its hard to answer because its so situational. The way SoC works is that it lowers your weapons damage by 40%, but gives you a flat amount of attack power which is good for fast weapon. This leads to heavy theorycrafting every time you get a new weapon.
Talent builds you ask? When you ding 10 you already have two roads which other classes can only dream of. One is to go holy and get an early consecration or you can go retri and get an early Seal of Command. This decision will be based on your leveling route and what kind of enemies you will encounter, and if you'll have teammate.
Paladin is LITERALLY the only tank without a taunt button, which just shows how much micromanagement goes into being able to hold aggro. There is evidence of actually amazing paladin players able to tank well because they know the ins and outs of paladin. And dont even get me started on Blessings which is situational as fuck.
Playing paladin is literally like taking an IQ puzzle, where you have to predict whats ahead and keep your mind sharp, unlike warriors (hurr durr AA, get rage, AA harder)
>>164994352
CleverGirl
>>164994321
Queue boys.
>>164994412
we'll get there anon
>>164994427
Thats less than 300 bucks
>>164994527
there's talk of people not authenticating and dcing when they finally get past the the que
I'm stuck on connecting cant even log in. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
friendly reminder that feet are the most sexual part of the female body
holy shit
THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE BEEN
I SURE HOPE MY NAMES ARE STILL THERE
>>164994583
nah that happens before even getting to autheticating
LF benis.
>>164994479
>Paladin is LITERALLY the only tank without a taunt button
it's not a tank
>goes into being able to hold aggro
you can't hold aggro
Sub 900 now. I'll finally be able to log in an do Deadmines.
>>164994479
Please don't insult Warriors, as they are literally the best bros to have as a Paladin. Have you ever felt the joy of playing Holy/Ret hybrid with a bro Warrior? Together you will be able to clear entire raids of shitters.
>>164994637
no it's hands
soft hands you can hold
>>164994352
"imwithcuck"
>>164995005
I said troll not night elf
>>164994479
dude that's the funniest shit I read all day
>there are people in this thread right now that have still not played a single minute
>>164995043
>trolls aren't orcs' cucks
>>164995150
>i dont know what a cuck is
The word you are looking for is bro
>>164994479
i really think wow missed the paladin fantasy. It really doesnt feel like DEUS FUCKING VULT MOTHERFUCKING, it feels more like flashy rainbowcolors type of gay. Muh bubbles n shit. Like come on nigger.
they shouldve been somewhat more brutish than magical imo.
>>164995043
>"i speak 4 da horde"
>does literally nothing for an expansion
>dies
truly a heroic and amazing people
KEEP THE FAITH
WAITING WORKS
DON'T GIVE UP GUYS
HOLY SHIT
>>164995265
why is this deus vult meme so popular right now? where did it originate from?
>>164994772
"i took deadmines once and my 9 year old, retri specced paladin tank didnt hold aggro, so they arent suitable tanks"
This is the kind of shit im talking about. People saying "Ohh paladins cant tank haha" without even knowing what playing the class involves. Sure, putting the armor and threat generating aura while autoattacking a single mob in a pack wont do much, but an actually good paladin tank that knows his shit will be an amazing tank.
Look at their toolkit:
Aura that makes attackers take damage (and generates threat)
An AoE that deals holy damage (can be buffed by SoR unleash) and generates threat
More "oh shit" buttons than there are fist weapons in the game
Huge health pool and armor
Tons of talents across all three specs that support paladin tanks.
I do agree though that paladins aren't really good as a main tank at level 60 in raids, however they can offtank really well and be able to play as a real hybrid, putting out damage, healing and tanking. The problem is that findin such a paladin is borderline impossible since the giant circlejerk meme being "paladins only autoattack and heal lul i play rogue" is so integrated in everyones mind that its impossible to tell them otherwise. I swear if you'd actually try playing paladin and look at the depth in it, you'd have a completely different view. Im currently level 10 and the potential is infinite.
>>164995341
I'm still waiting for my email...
>>164994479
At cap yeah Paladin requires a modicum of thought but if you're seal juggling while levelling that's just being mana inefficient and will end up with you having more downtime while you drink from your Pally-Pal sippy cup. You really are better off with the tab-n-fap style of play early on.
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 1m1 minutes ago
Elysium PVP realm is going down in 5 minutes for a maintenance update. Should be back up in 5 to 6 hours.
is it safe to take a break for an hour or two and come back or is the queue going ot be unbearable
>>164995341
6000 in que
the hype is unreal
wish I had a 6-pack right now...
This is just frustrating now, cant even connect, just an automatic disconnect, just let me give up and go back to pve already.
>>164995372
yeah but none of that actually does anything and you end up getting swamped by about 2 mobs, taking 3k damage a second and dying and hearthing out all embarrassed while the femhuman healer looks for a warrior to actually tank
>>164995430
If you're gonna still be home just move your character around every 15 minutes
>>164995351
it originated from 1200 A.D memes. Their age and rarity makes them highly valuable on the International Meme Market
>>164995125
>there are people that aren't level 20+ already
how embarrassing
>>164995583
i wonder if they even know about this issue
are you located in the midwest?
im the only one who gets disconected just when trying to log in? it's not even trying to autenticate just instant DC
>>164995341
Waiting for what? The login server to even let me queue?
>>164995720
They are located in midwest Russia aka Siberia.
>>164995720
I'm in Nevada and I have the same issue.
>>164995372
What oh shit buttons does the vanilla paladin have?
How is a paladin's health pool and armor in any way "huger" compared to warrior or even a fucking bear?
i woke up half way through the night to join the que.
slept in. no wait.
>>164995726
A lot of us are.
Its fucking bullshit. I'd be happy just to play old at this point but I can't even do that.
>>164995868
im in illinios
I guess it's a router issue
The problem is we have no way of contacting them about the problem
>>164995726
Lots of people have this
>>164995726
is it trying to login to elysium? Try going to wtf/config.wtf and doing this
>>164978979
when did Questie turn into such a piece of shit?
downgrading back to my ancient version AGAIN
250th in queue... Now to disconnect before I get in and be in queue for another few hours. Lessgo.
>1762
SOON
hnngngggngnngng 650 in queue
>all these people coming out of the woodwork leveling as a holy paladin
Am I taking crazy pills? Why the fuck would you want to kill things EVEN MORE SLOWLY? You know you can heal as ret right? Just save some int gear, or maybe the group will be nice enough to let you dps, I mean it doesn't really make a difference pre-BRD or dire maul.
>tfw watching penguindrum while in the queue
>>164996549
>tfw can't even get in the queue
>tfw never heard of your gay penguin shit
>>164996576
nice link
Can someone make me an autohotkey autologin script or something that will keep relogging me if the queue drops me, then make an alarm or call my stupid fucking phone if i get in?
I envy you guys but i can't just sit and watch the screen, and anytime i get up and do shit i end up d/c'd anyhow.
I will give you whatever the fuck you want. I will seriously come to your dirty basement and eat your dick. HELP ME.
>reading all the queueposting itt
>comfy leveling in old server
>>164996549
Why not watch a good anime while waiting in queue?
>>164995419
>>164996485
It actually doesn't matter until you're level 20. Till then it's somewhat more beneficialto grab seal damage buffing shit from holy and Benediction from Ret. Then you pick if you want to level as ret or just tab+fap.
>150
hhnnnnnnnnnggg
>paladincucks
Lol
Rejoice, Nostpeasants.
Your true savior cometh soon.
>queuecucks
>>164996485
What if you have a warrior friend?
Are there any addons that show your char all of your stats? Stuff like crit, mana regen, spell power or whatever else
>>164996959
please bully me playbulls
>>164995372
Paladins can't tank at all dumb cuck. Get back to healing me
>>164996828
Because I like Penguindrum.
>>164997087
sfw board NERD
>queuebull tricks me into sucking his dick for so long I get logged out and he takes my spot
ASSHOLE
>retrieving realmlist
sweating.jpg
>>164996976
why would a girl put a pantsu on her head? guys do it because of the smell, but girls? is it a lesbian thing?
>>164992896
try using a vpn, its the only way i can connect even to their website
>RETRIEVING CHARACTER LIST
>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
only after waiting through a 10k queue for the fourth time
first time i've actually managed to get through it without getting disconnected in the queue
i've been trying this SINCE LAUNCH
>>164997324
cancel or you'll dc.
>>164997087
t-this is my fetish
I want to suck a playbulls dick.
>>164997354
you are viewing content made by men
>>164997324
If you just got through the queue, then you'd want to cancel that. The character screen for the server would be in the background, allowing you to just create a character and/or login.
Why is Alliance losing every WSG ???
shit shit shit did I roll wrong ?
>>164997449
>>164997510
holy fuck it worked. I thought you'd trick me
tyty
>>164997449
>>164997510
Nice meme xD
do i actually hit cancel or is it a troll
whats the ally guild?
>>164997697
it's a tauren XD
>>164997545
>Alliance
>PvP
heh
>>164997697
ive never tried cancelling but I did get dcd after waiting on the realmlist for 20 years yesterday
>>164997545
Alliance loses every BG not named Alterac Valley most of the time.
>>164992950
2 of the 3 login servers on the round robbin are unavailable.
use /etc/hosts to force the use of only first one.
How is my targets skin colour much more greylike? I have the brown orc one, and tried the blue orc one, but none look the same.
If i go Human mage instead of Gnome mage will I be laughed at and not invited to raids?
Gnomes are disgusting.
>>164997764
<Cuckoholics Anonymous>
>tfw shitposting on General chat while grinding mobs
is there a better feeling?
>>164997919
>gnomes are disgusting
you're disgusting.
>>164997963
>shitposting on Grindr chat while grinding mobs
Please stop queuing for battlegrounds if you're only at the minimum required level for that bracket.
It's, I'm really trying to support everyone but it's hard. Casting anything on you is just a complete waste of time and mana, you know?
>>164997897
Could you explain the steps required to do this?
>>164997919
>Gnomes are disgusting
fucking kill youself
>>164998067
Kill yourself instead.
>>164997697
i swear its real. im >>164997618
>>164998052
>Grindr
you mean alliance Discord?
>>164997907
ANSWER ME
>>164998067
fuck you I won't do what you tell me
whats the class to play if i want to grind/quest while really drunk or high and not fuck up?
>>164998119
gnomes are disgusting.
finish what you started and gas the rest of your shitty race.
>>164997919
>posts young lean
im already laughing
is grinding the same mob over and over that drops a quest item a good way to make some gold/exp
i have razer macros doing my rotation for me while i afk at a spawn
>>164997919
No. Racials only matter for Warrior, Rogue and Alliance Priest.
Im fucking IIIIINNNN lads
didnt even have to retrieve realmlist, happened instantly
>go to sleep for 8h
>still no email
>>164998485
my friend is saying the 5% int is a big deal for casters
>>164998503
congrats anon, I hope you have a great time playing.
>>164997919
Dwarves>humans>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nightelves>gnomes
>>164998503
in the old server, Stupid.
>>164998503
>playbulls keep growing in number
>>164998569
5% is 5%. For every 100 points you get 5 (FIVE) extra.
Tell your friend to stop taking the piss, he just wants you to be a shitty little gnome.
Is anyone other than Alex streaming Elysium, Anon?
>>164998569
The reason Weapon skill is a big deal for Warriors and Rogues isn't because of the impact on your damage but because of loot distribution. You're not going to get priority for Vis'kag as a Gnome Rogue over a Human.
>>164996924
>3x exp funserver
no thanks
>>164997907
>>164998272
That's actually one of the green skins. It looks different in the portrait due to the lighting.
I think it's this one, which is 3 in model viewer.
>>164998569
Ignore these trannies >>164998739 >>164998746
It's +5% TOTAL. Gnome mage will always be more valuable and contribute more DPS than a human mage
>>164998891
On the flipside: you're a fucking gnome. Kill yourself.
>>164998891
Get back in the oven, anklebiters.
>>164998891
finally someone who isn't a faggot and didn't roll huemun.
>>164992347
I actually find this kinda cute
ignoring base stats when discussing human vs gnome mage
plot twist: there is no reason to roll human mage while gnome exists
>Dorfs better warriors, paladins, priests and rogues than humans.
>Gnomes Better mages and warlocks than humans.
Humankind btfk
>>164998547
you have to keep spamming the resent verification code thing in their site, they can only send like 200 or so per hour, then their ISP locks them or something and you have to wait till their lift the lock again.
Took me like 4 or 5 hours to get my 2 accs this morning this way.
>>164997267
>that one dude who had to get into a fight so fast his mug is clipping into his hammer
fucking hardcore
>>164998863
The very yellow one? cus I have the brownest one I could find, visible in >>164997907
>>164997907
There is only one alt skin for female orcs. 09 is the code.
>>164998410
Gnome Mage is dank
>>164999435
but how did he access it :€
>>164999326
Olive green, not yellow. It would be 2 over from the yellow one.
Why cant i get in?
>>164999624
Are you American?
>>164999435
I tried the ninth tint ingame, didn't look the same in the portrait
>>164999593
this one? www.wowhead.com/dressing-room#mMzz0zH8m9R87T
>tfw spanish bro
>position on queue for work: 3.702.974
>just gonna play some WoW while i wait
>no money so i have to play on a pirate server
>no money to buy expansions so i have to play on the basic version
>log in
>position on queue 12.000k
>take a siesta
>come back
>no electricity because i didn't pay my bills
anyone know any good dutch guilds
>>164999476
by using WPE.
You open that shit up at char selection, make a character, set the filter (set your orc skin to the most pure green verdant one, because this is skin 00). Your char name begins at offset 7. A six character name would end at 12. 2 offsets after that is the race, subsequently is class, gender, skin, face, hair, hair color, feature. So skin would be offset 16 in this case. Just adjust for your character name length.
So your filter would be: At offset 16, search for 00 (because you set your skin to that, and that's what WPE is going to look for in the packet your client sends) and modify it to 09, which is the "dark" orc found on some NPCs in-game.
All the WPE skin selection really is, is modifying the packet your client sends to the server to say "actually I picked this skin that the GUI doesn't let me pick". Blizzard just tacked the alternative NPC skins onto the end of the skin selection list. There's 9 skins for orc (00-08) so 09 is the 10th one and there's only the dark skin for females.
>>165000694
Thank you lots. Is it bannable?
He also had a name that's on the list not to be used, his name was"God". Did he get taht through this WPE thing as well?
>>164991868
ele is better in pvp despite the endless videos of cropped 3 second windfury procs
>>165000694
is there anything for UD?
>>165000930
Yes it allows you to skirt the name restrictions, but not character restrictions (ie. you can't use restricted characters).
Dunno if it's bannable. Assume it is. If they ban for racism and spamming in BGs, they most likely also ban for using one of the most notorious WoW hacking programs around. Also, expect crybaby faggot Redditors to report you because you have something they don't. If they can't have it, neither can you.
I would honestly advise you don't use it for a character or account you intend on keeping. If you cover up your character well and don't AFK in one spot for too long people likely won't notice.
>>165001327
pic related
A bit late to the party.
How is allience/horde winrate in bgs at endgame?
I wanna do pvp but I don't want to get stomped every game.
>>165001701
so you're saying i can play a literal toast femdead forever as long as i stay sneaky sneaky with stealth? this is amazing, but gonna do it on a second account
ohhh glory look at all those skins, blue dorf, sand troll, PINK GNOME
>>165001701
>but not character restrictions (ie. you can't use restricted characters).
wew im retarded. I meant to say restricted characters like accented ones
>>165001714
there is no endgame yet?
>>165001936
I mean on old.
>>165001909
The femdead thing is something different. It's what happens when you use an erroneous skin (or face) code. For each player, it simply uses the last skin they rendered in place of it. ie. an alliance player last saw a nigger female, so now that skin is applied to you, while another player in his same party last saw a gnome, so that would be applied on his screen instead.
>>165002069
so i will be unrecognizable, perfect >:]
sounds trippy though. do you recon they would IP ban it or just permaban the account if I got caught using this?
Shamans are like the most fucking based class ever holy shit. Getting basically a mount at lvl 20...
Still no updates on those of us who can't get past connecting?
lv12 on my lock aaa should i work on my warrior now
>>165003636
Level one character you fucking autist...
>>165001714
>>165001962
Anyone?
>>165003636
Wh ythe fuck would you level two?
>>165004045
probably fucked already man, ask in game in global.
So as I wait to log in, trying to decide what race/class. Do I go undead rogue as was my first WoW character? Or do I go troll shadow priest for that sweet shadowguard/blackout proc?