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>>164587815
>>164620575
First for I'm challenger.
hi
>>164620575
Bored of vi but on a 12 game winning streak with her, who should i start jungling now who's freelo? Khazix?
I'm so tired and it's only 6:30 fuck
Renekton did nothing wrong
>>164620789
What's the problem anon, did you not see it coming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDbG_Ghmrc
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league.
>>164620868
Kha, Lee, Rengar ain't too bad, Poppy works decently especially into Lee, Zac isn't too ad either
>>164620868
Eve
>>164620868
Lee Sin is pretty similar to Vi if you want "same but different".
Other than that Kha'zix yeah. Hecarim, I think is good.
There are only like 4 "really good" junglers it's complete shit and needs fixing.
>>164620868
Vi.
I want to dance with Orianna
>>164620968
>no Warwick is a killing machine with the right items
jesus christ anon you had ONE FUCKING JOB
>>164620968
Nice blog where can I subscribe?
So chests only drop skins shards?
I've got like 6 until now and everything I got are skin shards, I need some blue essence to upgrade my mastery thingy
>>164621172
I have an RSS feed bro
>>164620868Sejuani
>>164621235
Chests drop skin shards, champ shards and blue and orange essence
>>164621235
Question
What is the point of doing that? Just to show others how much you played the character?
Its the same thing with the Tf2 badges man. I don't want you to know how long I played the game. I want you to SEE how good I am
>>164621149
knew I was forgetting something
>>164621235
they don't, you just have a patch of bad luck. keep trying. if you're not playing with people who get s ranks try your hardest to get it yourself.
personally i wish i had more skin shards but i just keep getting champion shards. i spread out my gameplay across a pretty wide array of characters so i'm not looking for master 7 anytime soon.
skin shards are cool they prevent you from having to give money to roit.
Vayne is for ____________
>Nightblue's cancerous normie ass going to get BTFO by Twitch
Damn it feels good
Why are you not playing Mao support /lolg/?
>>164621458
getting angry at
>>164621512
what happened?
>>164621458
hot sweaty anal sex
>>164621531
because im playing aatrox ADC
>quas hit #1
ayyy
>>164620825
>playing irelia
former irelia main here. there's your issue.
>>164621458
watching as she shits the bed with bot lane and ruins your match despite all your best effortsinb4 scatfags
>>164621731
>NA acting like NA soloq matters
>>164621235
Buy mystery champ shards for 1700 ips.
Either you get a champ shard you like or dismantle them for essence for the mastery upgrade thingy
>>164621531
Im busy showing every1 else that although I dont have balls, I do have a single ballby playing Orianna support, much more fun than being a bursty midlaner, less kills (duh) and less deaths and most times get half of teams assists
Will try Mao one of these days though
>>164621512
YEAH OKAY BUT A TAIL GOING UNDER THE SKIRT LIKE THAT AND LINGERING UPWARD MEANS ITS SUPER EASY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE UP HER SKIRT
JAPAN WHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN STUPID OH WAIT NEVERMIND ALL ANIME CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING STUPID UGUU MOEBLOBS WHO PRETEND TO ACT EMBARASSED WHEN THEY FLASH THEY'RE ASSES AT YOU AND ACTING ALL FLUSTERED LIKE BITCH IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STARE AT YOUR CAT ASS DON'T FLAUNT YOUR TAIL UNDER YOUR SKIRT YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS
>>164621458
throwing the game by tumbling into a group of 5 at baron even though all you need for her is to stay in the back and a-move while the frontline peels
>I think mecha khazix skin offers an advantage because it is the only one with sfx to indicate champion isolation.
>Response times to Auditory stimuli are faster than to visual stimuli which means, subconsciously, people are at least primed to be in a responsive state faster than with the other khazix skins.
mfw I've never played League with in-game sound on
I'll report back
>>164621883
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of 2-8
>>164622028
im korean, bitch
>>164621919
you know damn well why they flaunt their cat ass
>>164621919
Are you okay anon?
yasuo nerfs when
>starting to feel sick every time i open the client
help
>>164621052
Me too
>>164621919
>MEANS ITS SUPER EASY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE UP HER SKIRT
THAT'S THE POINT YOU DIPSHIT
IT'S INNOCENT ON THE SURFACE WHILE BEING LEWD AS SHIT IN REALITY
GET A SENSE OF SOME TASTE AND SOME CLASS YOU MORAN
>>164621557
imaqtpie made the joke "Why did I get matched with a D5" when he got put into a team with NB3, fast-forward, NB3 is put into a game with imaqtpie and more or less talks shit the entire about qtpie (on NB3s stream), mentioning things like "QTPie don't care for his fans" and "QTPie viewbotted on Twitch twice" etc.
>>164621919
>PRETEND TO ACT EMBARASSED WHEN THEY FLASH THEY'RE ASSES AT YOU
that's arousing though
MATING PRESS
>>164622225SLOWMOTION
How do I play Sona?
>>164621384
when the mastery thing got released riot said that in the future they would give you exclusive shit for getting high mastery levels as they were added
right now we only have a shinning emote at rank 7 but rank 9 or 10 could be a skin or some shit
this of course my own reasoning, I'd assume most people just like the idea of having their mains getting reconized in some way
also getting champions to rank 6/7 is a good IP sink because you can just buy champion shards on the store and get blue essence from them
>>164622348
Which Nautilus skin is better? warden or world breaker?
0-1 Hyper Light Drifter
2-3 AM2R
4-5 More Solo Q
6-7 A norm
8 Fap
9 Sleep
>>164622225
Plus QT tried to be the bigger man and publicly apologized, and Nightblue basically went "yeah lets drop it, but everything I said was true".
Now QT is threatening to take it to twitch if he doesn't take that shit back. Considering QT is literally their biggest individual streamer, it's pretty likely they'll do something like suspend Nightblue for a few weeks, which would cost him a shit-ton of money.
So now the piece of shit has to either swallow his pride or get fucked. I love it.
>>164622224
DON'T YELL AT ME SAND SHARK BITCH
I want tohave sexwith Kled!
Ekko Skin Tier List?
Remember when everyone hated Fizz?
Haha! He's cool now, right guys? :^)
>>164622534
qtie did viewbot tho, I love him despite it
>>164621883
my post had nothing to do with any other region you fag
>>164622607
He's useless so yeah, he's exactly where he needs to be.
>>164622534
I mean who the duck cares?
>>164620868
Lee Sin on jungle
Poppy / Mao on top
Dodge: Ryze players (because he's garbage midlaner).
>>164622534
qt has viewbotted before dude this isn't new news
>>164622534
Sounds like Qt is the piece of shit imo, but who the fuck cares.
late xth for breast metal waifu
>>164622510
World Breaker
I'm sick and tired of everyone expecting me to do well then being surprised when I feed. Should I start maining Yasuo so I don't lead them on?
>>164622707
>Ryze players (because he's garbage midlaner
Say that to bdd u fucking cunt i dare ya yeah you wouldnt
>>164622673
Posts like this make me wonder... if Yasuo got gutted would everyone stop complaining?
What about the next cancer after him? And the one after that?
>>164622415
>stay back
>land your r
>try to remember the effects her passive gives her abilities
>use her abilities often because it makes her abilities better (except her ult)
>try to go for an ap build because characters like darius and cait are going to wreck her no matter what kind of armor you put on her late-game and you're more useful that way
def not a freelo champ but i'm fond of sona.
>>164622510
I like Warden more, but all of his skins are pretty good.
>>164622348SLOWMOTION Miku is a CUTE
>>164622793
Ofc, he takes a lot of skill.
I shouldn't have said Ryze is garbage, he takes a lot of skill.
But now everyone with under 40 games is playing him and fails horrendously at him. Which means you're going to be seeing a lot of feeding ryze's.
>>164622752
Jesus fucking christ I suck
>>164622747
>>164622730
>>164622626
>>164622691
fuck off nightblue
>>164622869
Thanks anon!
>>164622803
Yasuo is nowhere near as cancer as Fizz was. Yasuo was only as bad when he was released; Fizz was cancer for literally YEARS.
Riot can't balance worth a shit, so I would rather they just gut cancerous champions than try to 'make them work'. Look at what happened with LeBlanc. They tried to fix her and made her even more cancer.
>>164622803
i personally feel zed is almost on the same level of cancerous as yasuo, but yasuo is still king busted. even if they made small changes to yasuo's range it's be fucking fine.
they don't even have to mess with his numbers, just make him feel more like what he is: a melee champ.
>>164621052
I have a question about Orianna new lore when her story say the last human part of Orianna was her heart they were being literal? does that means her brain was long gone?
>>164622914
Vocaloid skins when?
>>164622224
>needing a skirt to be innocent but lewd
>>164622919
>Ofc, he takes a lot of skill.
doesn't riot list him as one of the easy-to-learn champs though? or is it an easy-to-learn-hard-to-master situation?
>2017
>S7
>still no tanky fighter that wields a lance
Closest thing is that bitch ass spear throwing nigger
Also what's going on with our boy qt, I'm too lazy to watch vids about it
>>164622546
DON'T CALL ME A BITCH YOU SOGGY CLUB FOOT FAGGOT
>>164623270
>Who is Jarvan IV?
>>164620968
really makes you thinkkill yourself
>>164623270
Jarvan IV
>>164623341
Holy fuck I'm retarded, but he is more about dunking.
>>164623317
Rek'sai is a bitch and a S L U T
>>164623270
>J4
J4
>J4
J4
>>164623163
>vocaloid skins announced
>JP exclusive
Haha Riot wouldn't do this.. Right..?
Is he the king of top lane /lolg/?
WHY CAN'T YOU FLASH OUT OF CAMILLE'S ULT
WHAT THE FUCK
just got an s- on sion despite a loss, securing my level 6 mastery
finally, i can prove that i am a big guy
>>164623649
They needed a way to make it a straight up powercreep on J4 ult.
>>164623649
just pink the ult xD
I love Lissandra!
AMA!
>>164623649
Which part of "by any means" did you not understand?
>>164622562
BITCHI LOVE YOU
>>164623601
No. Pic related is the king
>>164623649
>Camille is literally GoodJarvan
>>164621919
>he doesnt like catgirl ass
>>164623771
shit i meant Rek- shit
I can't believe I accidentally confessed to Kled
Is there a better feeling than skipping divisions?
why are bronzies and silvers incapable of knowing that holding lanes with wave clear is just fucking fine? why do they all chase for kills? jfc im silver and i know this
>>164623649
Think you can climb the Piltover ranks singlehandedly?
You should have brought friends...
>>164623764
HOW IS SOMETHING BALANCED IF IT'S LITERALLY UNCOUNTERABLE
>>164623649
just cc her lmao
>>164623270
>gilliam
>not based Amelia
>>164623579
They love money way too much for this to happenUnless they want people like me to buy acc transfers
>>164624160
Poppy counters her ult
>>164623771
>>164624104
R-Renekton-kun....
>>164621919
>Renektonfags getting mad at the smallest shit
I'd take this over the barafaggots anyday. Now I'm just imagining Renekton losing his shit when stubbing his toe or something.
>>164624215
Poppy counters everything but Darious.
>>164623649
BECAUSE FUCK YOU AHRI
FUCK YOU TOO EZREAL
YOU CAN GO FUCKING DIE TOO YASUO
YOU WILL SIT THERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT AND >>LIKE IT<<
>>164624174
>>164624215
I'M AN ADC MAIN
>>164624318
>>164624160
1- Push Camille out of her ult to cancel it
2- Kill Camille
3- Have your friends save you
Finally starting to learn how to play this game, feelsgood. Still have a long road ahead of me to gold. I still need to learn how to build properly, and how to snowball better. My last khazix game I started having a bit of trouble mid game even tho I was extremely fed.
>>164624318
>playing Turret Pokers
Ziggs has rendered the entire Turret Poker role obsolete
>>164624318
Stop getting caught out like a shitter
Failing that, yell at your Support for letting you die
>>164624160
In case you didn't get it the first time from >>164624145
You should have brought friends.
2v1 her wide ass early/mid-game and she'll be your robo-cow for the milking.
>motivation to play League is to get Mastery 7 crests and chests
>can only get 4 chests a week
>need BLUE ESSENCE or shards in order to rank up to level 6/7
Why is the limitation a thing? I feel like it's a waste of time to be playing I can't level up or get a chest. I should be able to S rank and get level 7. I shouldn't have to wait to get enough champ shards to disenchant into BLUE ESSENCE.
i wish i could change to a server where everyone speaks moonrune so i didn't have to deal with hurling myself into intensely awkward virtual social situations due to my autism.
hell is a 50 minute game with retards from /vg/
>tfw zyra support
"ara ara adc, you let them get away? You missed two free kills"
"eh?? Is that really your cs? I've been holding them off!"
"ehhhh? Not listening to my pings or watching my wards, adc?"
"Fufufu. Times up honey. You're lacking. It's my turn to carry."
I'll suck your dick a few times but if you're not man material I'm taking charge.
>>164624624
>just 2v1 her
lmao just cc riven she's immobile if you do that xD
>>164624625
you can buy random champ shards with IP that you can disenchant into essence. ezpz
REMINDER TO JUST CC THE ULTIMATE AND BUY FIVE (5) ZHONYA'S
friendly reminder that ivern exists
>>164624695
>being a slut while playing zyra
don't do that
do it with Brand instead
i bet Brand wants to be the qt support girl too
>>164624724
Riven has way more AoE though?
>>164624479
any advice for snowballing? I know thats a really broad question, but I always find myself getting fed and not being able to secure it any bit of advice or words of wisdom would help. I think those 6 games I always had at least two pretty good teammates to rely on.
>>164624795
Who's this Ivern you're talking about?
>>164624848
I'm not sucking any dicks as Brand for multiple reasons
So who's the most breedable red head in the game? Pic related?
>>164624658
amendment: hell is losing a 50 minute game with retards from /vg/
>>164624739
Thanks. Well there goes 2 weeks worth of IP.
>>164624987
why would you suck dick as Brand?just go straight for anal i bet he's got a warm butthole
>>164624695
>the donger support
this is brilliant, I'm gonna try this right now
what could possible go wrong
>>164625030
>breedable
Listen
Breedable means able to breed.
That being said could luck catching "teleports behind you" Katarina. The most breedable champion in the game is the one every single one of us could overpower and/or seduce
>>164624695
>that corki and heimer bro lane
oh gosh
>>164622597
>>164622597
>>164622597
pls respond this is important
>>164625030
Is this a serious question?
>>164624658
why would you even think of playing with them? you've seen how they act.
i spend a lot of time with you guys but i would definitely not want this to go beyond anonymous interactions on an imageboard.
most of the players in /vg/v/vg/ are awful human beings, or even worse, people who seem to look up to and even desire to be a part of a group of such terrible people.
i like the fanart (mostly) though. you guys also know how to actually play the game for the most part and give good tips a lot of the time.
>>164625198
bot lane is in such a stat right now everything can work there unless you're playing an actual adc
>>164625207
>overpower
Pic related?
>>164625274
sandstorm is ok
>>164625030
It has to be Vi, she was best hips in league to bad she's dyke
>>164625091
that was so much better than most games that are stomps. at least we had some laughs!
>>164625326
no it was fun i'm just kidding around my man
>>164625383
Was this the best or the worst game of League of Legends to ever be played?
/vg/ vs /vg/ results, full tilt and throw edition
>>164625030
Not Kat, her womb is reserved for Garen.
>>164625030
Trundle! :3
>>164625449
woo video games!!
>>164625342
i dont think you can overpower a fireball to the face
or a giant bear grabbing your ass
>>164625449
>the sivir and shaco defending strats
could not have been an easier game
Who do you guys think is best for solo que Zac or Vi?
>>164625449
Actually Jack should change his IGN to Actually Fucking Retarded Shitter.
>>164625342
Good luck anon.
>>164625470
I don't know anon Swain probably sterilized her
>>164625536
Zac. Vi has to build damage to do damage, but Zac gets it with his full tank build.
>>164625030
Do gingers count?
>>164625449
>master style still bitching
can't this faggot just die already
>>164625559
t. master suck
>>164625559
oh styles you card you
>>164625559
and master's steinl should probably change his name to_____bad___style
>>164625559
man i like Actually Jack
>>164623234
Hard to master, hard to play.
Old Ryze was easy to learn, but current Ryze is probably the most difficult mid to use properly.
I'd say easiest viable mid at the moment is Ahri, maybe Ziggs. But Ahri is more forgiving.
>>164625449
>700 cs
>>164625449
This game of lol literally made me laugh out loud
>>164625207
>tfw you wouldn't even need to overpower Soraka, just tell her that your dick hurts and you need her help and she'll come running.
Holy shit I forgot howfunKled is
>>164625595
>sterilized
Kat just became my new waifu
>>164625559
buy me a name change and i will
>>164625559
Actually Jack carries as lucian
>All me bro, couldn't handle the MASTER
Actually Jack is on the losing team
>"Master Style SlSSY: i honestly and wholeheartedly hope that actualjack dies of metastatic pancreatic cancer in the slowest and most painful way possible"
>>164625898
>not wanting children
This website is 18+
>>164625898
>not wanting to IMPREGNATE
hmmm
>>164626004
>carries as lucian
what did he mean by this?
>>164626064
this. when will you learn that the sole purpose of your existence is to procreate and you're a failure/shitter/retard if you can't even manage that one little thing?
>>164625898
They probably did the same to Talon and Darius you can't let you military force breed and having kids that end up as liabilities for them
>>164625370
If Vi counts then Lux most certainly does.
>>164626064
>>164626182
I hate kids. I love creampies.I'm 24, kiddo
>>164625868
>Ryze is the most difficult mid to use properly
>Azir exists
>LeBlanc exists
>>164623247
i kind of like it. he looks like a gay pimp who would roofie you in the club and bring your unconscious body to a meth'd out orgy.
>>164625449
>spectate this game
>go to dinner in the middle of it
>it's still ongoing
>check damage to champs after it ends
That lolg gay guy better add dawt to the list of dicks he wants to suck.
>>164625559
master styles should change his ign to "I get my shit pushed in once I leave my safe space Vi jungle"
>>164622981
>Riot can't balance worth a shit, so I would rather they just gut cancerous champions than try to 'make them work'. Look at what happened with LeBlanc. They tried to fix her and made her even more cancer
see though the problem is that Riot are doing this intentionally. They want you to think they can't balance their game properly.
If Kled and Sion ult together, does Sion still go faster?
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>>164626548
>master style adc
blue fucking lost
>>164626454
>can't play any other role properly
>constantly criticizes others
lmao you'll never climb
>>164626548
euler if you were good you'd join sid's team and win
blue is going to win obviously
>>164626629
jokes on you I wasn't even in that game
can you do this in league?
I want to breed these girls.If only I was real.
>>164626725
>Not another ebic kunkka divine rapier insta-rampage
why even bother recording?
>>164626687
I think he was referring to Master Styles, who is know for that kind of thing.
>>164624624
hot
where is the camille porn at
>>164624182
>liking uggu moe blob with bad growths, awfull join time who gets outclassed in every way
>not liking le unkillable man of negative res
>>164627093
I don't for her either, but implying that join times matter in game of infinite experience.
Should I?
>>164626531
Sion ult has a movespeed cap unfortunately
Why are lesbian harems the best kind?
>>164627561
>Ahri the harem owner
>Not Vi
Hello, can you write me some guro smut please?
I am i need and will gift for it
>>164627561
>No hentai series where futa Ahri impregnates all the League girls with her fox babies
Feels bad man.
>>164627703
>Claims Vi has a harem
>Shows one girl
Point proven?
>>164627703
Vi isn't a lesbian. She just acts like a turbo dyke to try and hide fact that she's a giant slut for cock.
>>164627981
>>164627561
>Implying Ahri wouldn't be too busy taking the D
>Implying she wouldn't be hated by all the other girls.
Bitch please.
>>164628175
>Meganeko Jinx
>loading screen pops up
>350 ms
>ohfuck.jpg
>continue to have 300 - 400 ping the entire game
i fucking hate my isp
what champion starts off as a weak nerd, does a farming training montage, then comes back to beat up bullies
>>164628337
Vayne
>>164628318
You could always try custom games to test ping.. Oh wait no you can't because it's not the same ping for some fucking reason.
>Ping in custom is 70
>take that shit internet into normals 600 ping
>>164628337
aatrox_the_early_years.jpg
>>164627983
>>164627981
>>164627703
>>164627561
Pfft Olaf has all the bitches.
>>164628631
Me on the middle.
>>164628318
next time type ping www.youtube.com -t into cmd prompt to test your ping. assuming its not just riot's servers fuxxing with your isp.
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
I want to BREED Fiora!
>>164627561
>>164628175
>>164628631
Guys if we keep talking aboutthis he's going appear
i want tofuckrengar!
>>164628752
omg styles you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goood!!!!!!!!!!!
>>164628498
what's wrong with your computer? i'm running a garbage dinosaur and i still get >60 ping regularly.
fill me in lads, what the fuck happened to botlane
from what everyones saying its been devastated, I'm so fucking happy if its true but what actually happened
>>164628752
>>164628807
pls dont encourage him, his ego inflates and then shatters all over teamchat
>>164628802
Don't be gay
>>164628772
>he's going appear
Who is *he*?
>>164628837
ISP largely determines ping.
Also why are elves so lewd?
>>164628837
No mine runs 40 ping now but I had shit internet when I first moved into the house I am in because the internet provider's shit was all fucked up and it took a week before they could fix it.And are you retarded? Ping is for internet connection FPS is for the computer part.
>>164628715
yea it's like this
Is Vi a lesbian? Would she get along with Lena "Tracer" Oxton?
>>164628926
>Ziggs can eat towers
>Assassins can kill them in 1-2 hits and walk away like nothing happened
>>164629001
>And are you retarded?
I'm starting to think so.I'm glad your internet is fixed and you can enjoy League.
>>164628991
All elves are sluts
>>164629025Vi, Caitlynn, and Jinx are triple lesbos with a love triangle going on
>>164629025
Nah, she's futa that gives every criminal in Piltover the long cock of the law
>>164629025
Vi is into fisting if you know what I mean.
>>164629025
She pretty much shares a skin with her.
I don't see why they wouldn't.
>>164628946
i'm gonnaBREAKrengar
>>164628926
>enter another period of "ADC is weak reeee"
>challenger player shit picks ziggs
>through the power of memes it spreads to every elo
>now mages are botlane and mid
>jungle with a zyra support
>3 of her seeds RNG their way onto the red spot
>all the plants tank it for me and it dies in a few seconds
>smiteless, no damage taken leash
holy shit my dick
>>164629181
DONT BE GAY
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>>164628926
adc take 35 min to be relevant
people pick champ that are relevant earlier instead
high elo know how to make it work so its decent but other elo its just shit pick
>>164629359
why do people play ops in /vg/s? bot
>>164629271
>second best yordle killed adcs for the season
its like a dream come true
>>164629271
>mfw people try to reddit me
>enemy ziggs is 0/3 and has 30 cs at 10 minutes
keep it coming please
>>164629025
They'd get along but not sexually, they both are soft butches with qt femme girlfriends.
>>164629359
master style plays this game a whole fucking lot doesnt he
>>164629359
if red wins i'll post nudes
>>164627959
Please respond
I know i've done my fair share of begging, and you probably dont care for me
but please respond
>>164629359
>its another master styles vg game
does he play any other games?
>>164629181
>>164628946
>>164628802
>>164629354
I want to fuck Rengar.
>>164629452
>second best
he's the number 1 best yordle you shit
>>164629359
how is sid able to play over the chinese firewall damn
>>164629573
DON'T B-
THAT'S NOT EVEN RENGAR
>first game today I'm trying to keep nasus down
>get slowed from max range and start running
>gets in range to Q me
>wtf is all this ?
>get slowed a second after the Q
>WTF IS ALL THIS?
>Second game against fizz mid
>doing ok
>Fizz ults and I dash away
>ult stops about 125 units away
>whew
>ult teleports ontop of me
>WTF
>30% of my health gone followed by Fizz trollpole
I can't...
>>164629573
>loli rengar
kys degenerate rengar is a handsome lion man
>>164629667
>Implying.
>>164629701
>losing to fizz
>tfw broken english
>try my best but bad still
>team flame me always becuase i dont talk many
should me just give up and go back to russia server ? i dont like play with russian because they always make fun of me small country and me dont speak russian
(from georgia)
>>164629732
>Wanting to fuck a human little girl is more degenerate than wanting to fuck an animal man
I'm not even disagreeing
>>164629812
Why do you assume I lost the game?
>found out NB3 is butt hurt over Imaqtpie joking about him being D5 and that's why he lost to Shiphtur
>NB3 is being serious about being mad about it
>>164629850
>>164629732
lol
>its a take a male champ turn him into a girl episode
ayy yo waddup NB3
>>164629850
well yeah, Rengar is handsome for a furry.
i bet normies not into furries would want to fuck him too.
>>164629840
should play on na then
>>164630005
You're joking right?
>not posting best rengar
>>164630005
your dumb
>>164630230
nigger are we doing this
>>164630230
but you aren't even posting best rengar anon!
you're just posting some slutty furry bitch that doesn't even look like rengar
rule 63 is bad and you will never get 63 skins.
good night
>>164630389
I want my god damn r63 renekton
Xth for Katarina
Best girl
:3c
>>164629601
im using a botswanian vpn
>play support
>crush lane
>it doesn't matter
>adcs are so weak that it makes no difference
>all other lanes feed
>lose
>rinse repeat
>>164629840
>broken english is fine
>good, good, just keep practicing
>ignore them
Also pings exist. Just spam ping baron, a tower, that you're going in to gank, whatever. Ping, ping, ping.
>>164629812
>galio
reminds me when is weedwick rework hitting pbe
>>164630624
just play brand or zyra if you wanna carry by yourself
>>164624285
No, I won't.
>>164630740
I was just about to say this.
Zyra is perfect for if you want to support but if you need to switch to being a carry if your adc isn't picking up the slack
Is Ryze good in solo ranked?
How do I play him?
>>164630405
Night night see you tomorrow. Sleep well.
>>164630624
>brand, zyra, karma or velcro
>murder bot/support by yourself
>roam mid after call maybe if in good spot
>>164630405
Did you figure thing's out?
>>164630645
Probably next week or one after that because Riot cares more about sell the new year skins
>>164629451
For the internet cred. Because it's a big deal if you do poorly in a game with literally no consequences.
>>164630740
>>164630868
Any tips for Zyra? She seems kind of hard of play.
GUYS PLEASE
I WOULD LIKE SOME GURO SMUT PLEASE
WILL GIFT SKINS FOR IT
PLEASE
>>164630924
Qeqwqeq
>ZZ potal
>Voidling Structure Damage per level increased to 20 (360 at 18) from 5 (90 at 18).
>>164629570
i don't know about him but certainly don't. i like stg a lot and sometimes dive into a touhou or a cave shooter, but when i discovered league i basically stopped playing other games. now it's all i really do aside from the things i need to maintain playing league. it's pathetic, i'm not even that good.
>>164630997
She's kinda hard to play yes, even if you shits damages, you're super squishy and immobile.
Use seeds after using your spell.
Like, Q+W and not W+Q
max E against immobile adc
max Q against mobile adc and you wanna poke
>Leave lane phase as 5/0/3 Draven and +120 cs
>Doesn't matter because top is 0/4/0 against a Garen
>Peel doesn't exist in low elo so full damage Garen runs at me and full combos me 100-0 like a fucking Kha'Zix
>He literally does this under a tower with 3 of my allies there and still lives because he's a """""tank"""""
I knew I shouldn't try ADC, holy shit this role is completely worthless. I can't believe it's actually this bad now. What the fuck is wrong with Riot?
>>164630992
no, it's a big deal if you don't do well in a game with literally no consequences
>>164631136
citation needed
>>164631136
Are you ready for 5 Zz'Rot meta?
>>164623828
Seconded!
>>164631175
E HIM AND RUN YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>164631230
what is surrender at 20 for $500
>>164631268
please no not again
>Duo bot:
>LCS team in name:
>meme support:
>Gets absolutely fucking crushed:
Thanks for the free win.
>>164631301
I did, he flash + ghosted and killed me anyway.
>>164631301
Who is that supposed to be on the right?
>>164625030
Elise!
>>164630997
Squishy and immobile. E is your only real defensive ability, so be careful with it.
>Q for poke
>W spawns seed, can use after/during your Q and E
>E root with surprising range and damage
Just don't miss the E, or back off if you bungle it.
>>164631376
>flash and ghosted
That's hillarious
>>164631425
Zed i think, just because the stuff on his back
>>164631369
>putting an lcs team in your name
Can someone be MORE autistic
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
>>164631268
>everyone buys Zz'rot and Redemption on super hard pushers
>win the game because the enemy team can't push you off towers or kill minions fast enough
Would love to see the '1v1 me' shitters flip over this.
>>164631434
Elise a shit
>>164631508
I've had two experiences with people who have LCS teams in their name. They either hard carry or feed their fucking ass off.
Garen was useless and fed
>>164631268
I already build it on every champion it's feasible, so I'm pretty excited.Trick2g is going to bust a nut
>>164631479
My top lane Illaoi had Ignite and still lost to that Flash/Ghost Garen. Pretty tilting to be quite honest family member.
>>164631317
there's nothing about zzrot on surrender@20
I've got 6300 IP /lolg/
Zac or Malzahar?
>>164631268
>game are entirely decided on who places their zz rots better
>>164631527
>picks turbo cancer
>doesnt do shit
s t y l e s
>>164631527
>>164631586
>tfw got no name garen on my team
>>164631527
>>164631586
Lulu farming hard though
Also yeah I tried Kled jungle earlier
It's not good
>>164631586
thanks mayne : ^)
>>164631527
>>164631586
What a surprise garen isn't real kiddos
>>164631136
*split pushing intensifies*
>>164631652
Here, just for (You).
Zz'Rot Portal
[CONTEXT]
Active / Void Gate duration lowered to 120 seconds from 150 seconds
Active / Void Gate cooldown lowered to 120 seconds from 150 seconds.
Voidling Health per level lowered to 0 from 50.
Voidling current health decay per tick increased to 20% from 10%
Voidling Structure Damage per level increased to 20 (360 at 18) from 5 (90 at 18).
Voidlings no longer add to the creep score of enemies who kill them.
Pic related. Here's the link, ctrl + f is your friend.
http://www.surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html
>>164631652
yes there is?
>1/3 update
>>164631731
My first time trying it and I regretted it almost immediately.
>>164631657
Zac is pretty useful in solo Q anon, but you could always go the the aids mage, anyone remember when he was ripped
/vg/ vs /vg/ NA
needs 5
vidya
>>164631843
When Skaarl leaves you in jungle you really feel alone
1 for vg vs vg
preferably a bad player to sabotage euler's team
>>164631950
>run screaming into lanes to get her back
I just witnessed a kill a minute in botlane
my adc and support died before 3 minutes
then died again at 4 minutes
by the time 8 minutes had passed the enemy adc had an infinity edgeshe still lost because i picked malphite into a full ad team and our brand midlaner went fucking huge and swept the game
>>164632038waither?
Describe bot lane in one word.
>>164632119
jungle farm
>>164632119
smellydumbniggerscums.
>>164631527
>>164631586
I could never get behind Ryze, even before I started playing Urgot.
Now I know that I have to contain my stupid for
the better half of 30 minutes, get CDR, then kill, instead of what I have been doing:Feeding my ever-loving black ass off trying to fight with 20 mana
Goodnight, lolg
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>>164631950
Would be nice to get more of the skarl bar back when hitting monsters. Guess I'm stuck with Rumble and Poppy as my yordle junglers.
>>164632112
Yes Skaarl is female you didn't know?
>>164632119
gold
>be top lane
>enemy hard pushes and plays aggro from the moment the lane starts
>get camped all game
>be top lane
>hard push enemy and play aggro from the start of the lane
>get camped all game
what the fuck is the magical secret to getting my jungler to come top lane when there's an easy kill? I have to spend 10 minutes pinging and typing in chat that the guy is literally outside my turret when I have a pink ward in the river to get my jungler to come by once blow a flash and then never show up again
What magical cocksucking technique are all the enemy toplaner using to get so much attention even when they don't have good wave position for a gank?
>typical riven, vayne, and yasuo players going in solo
>>164632249
blue bot lane will go 8-0 in 10 minutes but they will still lose
Should i run warlords or fervor on cait?
>>164632042
yea bot lane is cuck role doesn't matter at all xd
>>164632249
Remember to not flame your team this time you fucking faggot shitter.
>>164632042
>pick pantheon top
>enemy team picks jax
>kill him 3 times by 4 minutes
>>164632119
Free.
>mid hovers Riven
>look him up
>he's on a massive losing streak
>tell him to PLEASE not pick Riven
>he locks in
Jesus christ
>>164632249
>No Imthem
Who do we yell at and call a scripter after the game is over?
>>164632334
>being this stupid
>PASSIVE - STUBBORN TO A FAULT: Poppy's total armor and total magic resistance are both increased by 15%, doubled to 30% when she falls below 40% maximum health.
What were they thinking?
>>164632119
shit
>>164632563
Fuk u
Anyone else having trouble logging in?
>>164632652
Same thing they were thinking the first time around, newfriend.
>>164631586
>tfw PFG plays tf mid on my team in vg
>while in lanephase, enemy jungler walks over not one, not two, not three but FOUR (4) wards, walks up and kills him
>mfw
:thinking:
>Be Vel'koz support.
>My ADC dies and starts trashtalking me.
>Get pissed, roam mid, solo the enemy midlaner and take it out on him.
>Roam back and kill the enemy ADC.
>"Yeah, it must be me."
>Game comes down to me and top Quinn ace'ing each others teams.
>I kill better so we win.
>My ADC apologizes.
Holy fucking shit. Well, that's a first. Thanks ADCs.
>>164632806
maybe he didn't buy his $3.99 minimap DLC
>>164632119
Ziggs
>>164632839
Nah fuck you, pick a real support.
>>164632903
I'd rather just be the better carry.
>>164632686
Nah I'm to busty fucking her to make time for you. Plus I'm not into twinks.
>>164632806
Listen welding, its not his fault for being unable to play chess on an astral interdimensional rift level
>>164632839
>>164632903
Yeah like Lux, Brand, or Annie
>>164632993
Or Zyra.
>>164632953
You can't even spell, dumpass get a brain first then try to speak with your silver laden tongue. In the meantime Katarina is keeping me from being bored with the rest of my shift by sending me snaps of all the food shes lookin at
New York strip steaks tonite nigga WEW
>>164632903
>attack damage """carry"""
>>164632940
>>164632993
>>164633045
>>164633132
Holy fucking shit, TOLD!
ADCucks
B T F O
T
F
O
>The ADC is dead. Long live the APC!
>>164633096
Hey how goes your conquest?
>be nami
>heal my teammate
>steal the kill
>>164632903
>implying you can even handle memelords
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9k5hUYT7dg
At what elo do you have to get gud at timing Fiora's Parry? I can't time it for shit.
>>164633190
I am learning everything I need to know, reading the books the materials, I have sent carrier peregrine falcon out to initiate a conversation however I have much data to pour over as this is a very calculated process
>bot bans Aatrox
>ask him WHY
>"bans are for wimps" "are you scared?"
Oh god its one of THESE assholes
>>164633276
>Be ADC.
>Can't last hit minions (even tho it's your only job for 20 minutes).
>Sure as fuck can't last hit champions.
>>164633325
>ADCs getting their shit pushed in by double support melee lanes.
lel
>>164633276
>Be Sona
>ADC is about to get a kill
>Steal it with Powerchord
>Pretend to have done it accidentally and make a big show about apologizing
>>164633386
Enemy team was
Riven
Lee Sin
Yasuo
Vayne
Thresh
They all played like gods and you got your shit pushed in.
>>164633386
Good keep him in your games
I'm trying to get aatrox and people keep meme banning him
>>164633385
Ok then have fun with the demacian slut after the successful campaign!
>>164633386
Aatrox isn't nearly as bad as people say. Anyone who calls him "the worst champion in the game" has never seen one that started snowballing.
>>164633590
There is no fun. Only mission success, only one goal lay in my eyes
>>164633386
This season has mentally broken ADCs.
>>164633276
>be zyra
>kill the enemy adc
>adc steal the kill
this season is so ass jesus christ.
every game is so one sided. Either a stomp or feeding out the ass. This is so shitty. When will this matchmaking become balanced.
>>164633763
About 2/3 of the way through the season. Their algorithms aren't exactly optimized... especially considering they intentionally "soft reset" everyone all the time.
>>164633740
>be plant
>land E on ADC
>kill him before allied ADC can even get assist
>allied ADC flashes in attempt to ks
>>164633763
maybe when new players are culled/gain experience?
>>164633763
Yeah I had to put a break on Ranked, was tired of getting matched against people who were Plat/Diamond last season (I'm Silver 2). Hoping it balances out in a month or two.
Good morning lolgenTime for work, getting the car back from the mechanic, streaming some vidya for buds and watching streams, f-fuck you all:^)
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
how do you want your mundo fAM?
>>164633874
>be Galio support
>flash ult
>kill enemy adc, support, and jungler
>ks mid from our mid and adc
>tank 5 turret shots for fun
>leave game and laugh my way to negrotown
>>164634018
>disgusting mage players
shakin my heinie
>>164633936
i got placed into bronze and it's putting me with golds. Like how do you even fuck this up so badly.
>>164634026
Just heal my damage up senpai.
>>164634026
>Banshee's
If SV isn't enough you should go Wit's.
BRUHHHH
this fucking nb3 drama with qt is the funniest shit ive seen in a long time
what a fucking angry motherfucker lmao
>>164633874
>Be Vek'koz.
>Land a E+W+R combo. Get free kills all game long with no items.
>Use my ADC as a meatshield because HE'S FUCKING USELESS AND I DON'T OWE THAT BITCH A GODDAMN THING.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-vDjVXuwM8
>>164634018
>When you just wanted to spectate and you end up bottom lane
>>164634018
Do you ever post games when you lose?
So with the upcoming Poppy and Lee nerfs, I still get the feeling they'll remain OP.
Poppy's base stats weren't touched, and Lee is only getting his ult toned down. I'm kinda getting worried here.
>>164634018
kat is kool
gp is fool
>>164634152
No he doesn't. If he did he would blame everyone but himself.
i want to ____ shyvana!
>>164634135
I'm sorry little boy!!! I just didn't want everybody to wait for that one last person. If you like you can join this one and be on my team.
>>164634215
>posting lewd things on MY lel of lmao general
>>164634135
>anime pic
>le playing games with people anxiety meme
>shit at the game
holy shit the pieces are fucking falling at super sonic speeds into place
>>164634215
mid lane fucking sucks
stop getting fed off my team
>>164634253
eat
>>164634202
Poppy isn't even a top 5 top laner m8
You're getting butthurt over nothing
>>164634215
Delete this immediately you cuck
You vs The ADC she told you not to worry about
>>164634097
i wanted that regen tho
>>164634253
take anger management classes withalso I want to mate press her while she's a dragon
Chances of me winning this game if these picks go through?
>>164634018
>that Varus build
I know it's for fun but it still triggers me
>>164634253IMPREGNATEviaMATING PRESSThen I dunno, we'd cuddle and watch Netflix or something.
>>164634107
This motherfucker never fails to crack me up.
>>164634432
Depends on who rengar might be facing. If he snowballs you have you and him just face rolling squishies and basically winning from that.
>>164634279
I wouldn't have minded as much if I hadn't just had a really bad adc game before this.
Also it's mainly my fault for saying I was cool with playing anything.
>>164634304
But I know I'm shit anon.
>>164634432
>all that melee
>and Trist
Unless Trist is a god you los--
>Trist is ADC.
>named, "virgin maker"
You lose.
>>164633515
>people in low elo who think "kill stealing" matters
I'd honestly say it's only a big deal if you steal a quad/penta. One more character off the map is a good thing no matter what the situation.
>>164634202
>Camille is only losing 10 hp / lvl along with her passive duration not scaling up anymore
>still going to be permabanned because of how good she is
AAAAH
I just want to play her it's not fair
>>164634564
>>164634592
Someone dodged thank you based god
1 for vg vs vg
>>164634651
It was probably someone who saw your post.
>>164634429
>>164634452
what is this mating press meme
>>164634629
It's Ekko all over again.
>>164634107
>FEAR NOT MOTHERFUCKER! BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO -- CHANGE -- YOUR -- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD...
>>164634602
>playing twitch just arriving to a team fight
>get a quad kill
>jungler apologies for "stealing" a kill
>tell him "its cool" even though the person they killed was dead for 10 seconds before I arrived
I was legit confused for 15 seconds on what he meant on that.
>>164634397
i actually thought that left was an alberto barbossa parody and right was the original one.
what the fuck.
>>164634752
It's a sex position that basically guarantees that who you're fucking is getting every single drop of your egg fertilizing cum
>>164634752
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=mating_press
Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.
>>164634578
>passive personality along with all the other things mentioned
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
>>164634752
He's a Silver 2 shitter, everyone hates him and makes fun of him.
>enemy last pick picks Vayne, anyone can tell it's going to be Vayne top
>our top last pick locks in ghost/exhaust Garen
>>164634752
>asking someone to explain memes
Defeats the point, desu. Also, lurk moar faggot.
>>164634452
what is a mating press?
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>164634910Please no bully
>>164634357
Wasn't she wrecking top lane for the last few patches?
Everyone kept bitching about her and Ekko in /lolg/ since December at least.
>>164634629
Only been playing her in Blinds and weekend games. I can understand people's fear of her, but they can never learn unless they play against her.
Sadly we have too many children on that just can't take a loss as a lesson.
>>164634910
why are you surprised by this?
lolg is filled with faggots like him
>>164634839
It's not even like he "kind of" stole a penta, you had zero chance of getting one. What a silly thing to apologize for.
I play a lot of Twitch too, he's one of my favorite ADC's.
>play mages as "support"
>win bot lane a lot more often
lolbabs?
>>164635005
Are you sure you don't mean "in"?
>>164634779
put me in a cryo chamber and wake me up when I can finally play Camille
>>164635048
shame I hate blinds
Hey dude!
I'm happy to announce that we're ready to move on to phase 2 of the 12th eyoson lewd contest! For this phase, all you have to do is pick which 5 suggestions you want to nominate for continuing on to the final elimination stage. Once you know which 5 you want to nominate, email them to us at [email protected] along with a screenshot of your client with the words POLL VOTE in the friend message box. Once we have determined our final set of contestants elimination will begin. Let me know if you guys have any questions, I'll be around to answer them as best I can.
Suggestion List: http://eyosongive.us/12thsuggestions.php
FAQ: http://eyosongive.us/contestfaq.php
Thanks again guys!
>>164634852
I'd a Jinx.
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>enemy lee sin and vayne carry
>my lee sin and vayne are shit
i meant why the fuck would you want to mate press a ugly half breed lizard,there are much better choices to impregnate
>>164634852
>ywn fertilize Jinx's eggs
JUST
>>164635110
Morgana 2 is so simple and so good
It'll never win, though
>>164635216
GOTGSF
>>164635110
>only 9 in 38 girls have multiple suggestions
What happened?
>>164632652
>Passive - Valiant Fighter: When Poppy takes non-turret damage higher than 10% current health, she reduces the excess amount by 50%.
彼らは何を考えていたのですか?
>>164634357
bait or t.bronze le shitter
>>164635205
All on top their wombo is too insane and if Trist gets fed it's GG
>>164635110
Just sent in my votes
I haven't actually played League in a week, porn really makes me do sick things
This entire video is relevant.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05iXuOQJXCg
>>164635221
>He wouldn't want to impreg a qt dragon girl
>>164635091
In.
>>164635325
Well I got tired of getting my suggestions 1 underneath what gets drawn so I didn't send in like 6 this time.
>>164635110
I gotta say if that Fiora x Eve idea doesn't make it far I'll choke a bitch
>>164635325
I'd wager that either the ones that were written for them were collectively accepted already, or that they just don't really excite people's imaginations for more than a few ideas
The general trend has been fewer ideas, but generally higher quality ones.
>>164635081
>Play double mage bot.
>Win even MORE often.
Mages are fucking broken and ADC and supports has been relegated to shit.
>>164635110
Veigarette when
It has been almost a year now
>>164635432
League has actually caused me to curb my masturbation habits. I want to crank it but I gotta climb.
>>164635205
>Fiddle
Red lost.
>>164635492
I feel your pain. Of all the ones I've written, only that Demon Cait x Demon Vi picture made a top 3
>>164635485
>>164635005
Goddamnit son, you were supposed to swim WITH her!
>want to main sona
>can't even get rank 6
>>164635485
>>164635091
>every fucking thread
>>164635110
>Cassiopeia's looks familiar.
>>164635274
???
>>164635449
>no hips
>no ass
>no tits
>purple skin
>man face
yeahhhhhh
no
>>164635618
I'll report something as soon as I hear back from Bandle.
>>164635802
resubmitting ideas has always been allowed, but not everyone takes advantage of it.
>>164635828
>No hips
That's a lie tho.
>>164635110
>poppy 2
>ASS-TO-ASS BONDING
I lost it
>On the far right of the picture, Katarina's head is on a spike that stands like a post, and ImThem is nearby crying because he's a cuck.
Why do we hate that autist so much?
>>164635441
>bear stance ran out
No fucking way this shit is real that part has to be scripted
>>164636043
why not?
>>164636043
I don't get it
>>164636043
Garden isn't real kiddo, and it's other Katarina admirers who wouldn't ever dare face me in singular combat to try and test their might. They seek to spread their fantasies because they are little cucks
My challenge to combat stands for all to hear witness and see their destruction at my hands
>>164636212
IMTHEM ONE V ONE ME KAT VS KAT
>>164636212
Calm down! They are just teasing you!
>>164636212
Kat isn't real either, kiddo
>>164635828
Shyvana's skins make her look pretty feminine, actually. They decided to go with the least appealing one for the default because that's how they get Riot points.
Gonna start banning lee sin so my shitty plat team-mates stop playing him
>>164635971
i dont think hips alone compensate the lacking in everything else
I'm noticing a trend in my games
No matter how well I or any of my teammates do, no matter how hard we push lanes, the other team always manages to push harder
What's going on? Is it something I'm doing wrong? How does this always happenexcept for when I get autofilled and play Alistar, for some reason
>>164636578
Actually, they do. A good set of child bearing hips are GOAT.
>>164636662
>literally the only constant
you tell us anon
or maybe it's just all in your head
>>164636662
Riot made a mistake with 'comeback' mechanics
If you won early you could win in 20 minutes, now it's just cancer 40+ minute games.
I have a shard for PROJECT Katarina, should I upgrade it to permanent?
>>164636662
I bet you stay in lane the entire time even after killing your enemy 5 times and pushing minions to tower. You have to throw your weight around if you're fed. If you get fed and do nothing it is your fault.
>>164636786
yeah
>>164636696
just good for popping kids? i think i will pass t b h
>being ADC main in current season
Should i just present myself face down ass up and just take the dicking?
>>164634852
>Leg Lock
>>164636791
No, I always group after the laning phase
Come to think of it, I've been noticing more FUCKING Singeds lately, could that have something to do with it?
>win a few games in a row
>get put with people on 5+ game losing streaks
>lose a few games
>get put with people on 5+ game losing streak
Amazing
>>164636913
Impreg is LITERALLY da best.
>>164636934
yes, now stay still
>7/20 victories
Do people just cry about ADCs being weak every year? Is this a thing that happens each season for a while? They bitch and moan until Riot buffs them to brokenness?
>>164637085
Creampie is the best. Impregnation is not, because kids are a nightmare
>>164636934
no you have to struggle and fight back
don't submit to these pussies, there was once a time where ADC's ruled supreme, that time will come again anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vgZHrSJwA
>>164637129
>Not liking kids
To each his own, I guess.
>>164637085
>implying i will let that thing get near me
>much less get inside my pants
SHE IS INFERTILE LIKE RIVEN
Holy shit did anybody else see the new nb3 video? Dude cannot let it go. Could have been over with but he won't drop it
>>164634253
I want to be torn to shreds and have my screams of agony and pain savoured by Shyvana!
ALSO PLEASE POST SOME GURO SMUT I WILL GIFT YOU IF ITS GOOD
I don't have any of these champions; which one should I get next?
>>164637220
>SHE IS INFERTILE LIKE RIVEN
That's where you're wrong kiddo, Dragons can reproduce with anything, they don't follow standard laws of biology.
>get typical riven main on team
>low key flaming
>they are starting to tilt hard
>keep up the low key flaming
>they start to int
>start being positive to them
>this tilts them even harder
>starts flaming me
>end game she's 0/10
>ask enemy to report for toxic and inting
>see pic related
>>164637087
That's gay, anon.
>>164637120
Well, i've never cried or ranted about ADCseven though i've been an ADC main for 3 yearsbut it's no fun being pushed around and being the punching bag of the team.
>it's a game where you lose the first the first 3 teamfights because ADC stays bot just farming under tower and isn't even pushing
>took ADC 25 minutes to get the enemy bot tower
>only teamfight ADC joined was at the end of the game after we got Baron
>by the time we got Baron we had lost all of mid and bot towers
Why do people even play a team game and not team up? We would have won every fight if Ashe was with us. Instead she insisted on "splitpushig" and wasting her ult on the first enemy that tries to stop her from pushing too far. Her stubborn farming costed us 2 lanes worth of towers.
ded thred post wifus
>>164637778
mi wifu
>>164637778
>>164637778
>>164637778
Claiming best baguette.
>ywn creampie and mate press shyvy until she starts purring out of pleasure
>>164637778
NO
POST SOME GURO SMUT
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM IN NEED
>>164637778
>Not claiming all possible waifus
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
results
>>164638064
After watching that game, I'm pretty sure Ivern is the most tilting champion in League.
>>164638064
Do you ever post when you lose?
>>164638010
>>164637778
Back off my waifu
>>164638064
say what you will about anni'es build but it kept us in the game for much longer than we would have if he didnt "meme" build
>>164638064
>posting a 5v2
>>164638108
>maybe if i ask again ill get a response
youre even more desperate than styles desu
>>164637265
>I WILL GIFT YOU IF ITS GOOD
You never have and never will you fucking lying spastic
>>164638187
>5v2
question mark
>>164638179
>>164638205
He's gifted me before after I wrote two paragraphs for him.
>>164638010
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>164638240
my bad
5v3
red had no adc or mid laner
any veegee vs veegee's going on ?
MAKE ANOTHER /VG/ GAME?
>>164638368
dont join they are stacking
>>164638305
>Not taking one wife and multiple concubines
>>164638368
>>164638385
I'm going to bed.
>>164638426
Literally nobody stacks.
>>164638198
Hello Mister Chung!!!
>>164638187
?
>>164638184
Ruka Kanae stop posting such blatant lies.
>>164638107
Are you Mordant something?
>>164638179
S L U T
would you ask her to be your valentine
>>164638509
if riot took her stockings off again
>>164638481
>Literally nobody stacks.
blatant lies
>>164638509
No, but I'dMATING PRESSher.
>>164638434
kill yourself
>>164638509
If she got a facelift, sure.
Little plastic surgery might fix that.
>>164638509
You bet your ass I would
>>164638481
You stack your ass off dude. When's the last time you played with 2 or more bronze/silvers on your team?
>LoL skills
>cost little to no mana
>Dota skills
>actually cost mana
why even have mana if it's so worthless desu?
>>164638481
Yes I'm Mord
I'm also going to bed. I may play some tomorrow. Hopefully then I can playsupport.
>>164636935
does leglocking really work? i've never had sex so i wouldn't know.
can't the guy just push himself back if he wanted to pull out?
>>164638275
>If I pretend to be someone else and say he does gift out stuff someone will believe me
nice try fuck stick
>>164638692
>can't the guy just push himself back if he wanted to pull out?
Why the hell would he want to pull out?
>finally get level 20
>my face when i see the cost of tier 3 runes
2050 ip for a fucking rune fuck me
>>164638721
He did, got Dragon Night Morde out of it. Was considering writing more later for another Legacy skin before the vault closes again.
>>164638838
get the 2 standard sets that are on perma 50% sale. don't be that guy that goes "I NEED 20 PAGES TO BE COMPETITIVE"
>>164638838
Did you see the price for rune pages?
>>164638692
You can't really get out of it without being really forceful. Like, violently forceful. Trying to back out just means she gets lifted up around your hips, and if she leg-locked you balls deep you're not going to be able to pull out.
Source:I actually had sex with a girl who did this on instinct every time
when some nignog bans darius instead of rengar
>>164638659
I never stack when I host. Also, I had two bronzes on my team this game, so you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
>>164638893
i cant find that set
i literally want one good page for my good buddy sion but even just fucking marks are 820 ip
>>164638906
its ridick
>>164639030
I mean actual bronzes, not just start of season low elo. I guarantee if Marine Metroid or Riddler is playing you'd be on their team 100%
>>164637287
You don't own Viktor or Jayce
I Shiggy the diggy
>this icon exists and will be available to buy
Wow.
>>164639237
New Gama Bears icon.
>>164639237
that image sums up how i think 2017 will go for the world at large.
>>164639237
>no Go to Sleep icon
It's like Riot's not even trying.
>>164639181
I actually enjoy playing against Riddler and Metroid more than I do playing with them...
It's a learning opportunity.
The season has been on for almost a month now. You can't just blatantly deny that they're bronze. Now you're just cherry picking.
>>164639004
>think "Meriipu cant be that bad"
>play with you
>realize its not a meme
zac is right
you're a fucking nigger
>>164639343
why the fuck was this never released
>>164621279
>bronze
>>164639004
>Please nobody pay attention to how badly this Illaoi shitstomped me
>>164639448
have we played
were you that bronze toplaner that got carried
>>164639509
>DEFEAT
i think rengar is the least of his problems.
What's so great about this position? It's totally overrated, haha... *sweating profusely*
>>164638509
>boots
>tights
>choker
>low top
>skirt a couple inches long, literally. would not even cover her butt if she stood up
Why were people complaining again?
Quinn is hot. Would gf/court/marry
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>164640051
this is lewd
delete this immediately
>>164640074
People were complaining because the skin looks like shit in game and they they got rid of the ZR.
>tfw adcs are no longer needed or wanted
if you play adc you are a cuck.
>>164640051
See
>>164634852
>>164639343
i would unironically buy this if it was released
>>164640172
>Team with Poppy wins
Amazing!
>>164640172
not a single person built a locket.
astounding.
>>164640173
Right, because I obviously don't know what it is.
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA
pw: vidya
+9 slottos remain
>>164640172
My penta as Twitch begs to differ.
>>164639237
I don't get it what's this a reference to?
+6 slots remain for vg vs vg!
na
pw: vidya
>I'm just now starting to play Darius
>tell my team I'm going to tilt them by how bad I'll play
>my top laner played passive and was 100+ cs over him
>became a threat in teamfights
>my team of plats/diamonds congratulated me
I feel good
Is there a feature where the game doesn't put me back in que if someone dodge?
>>164640074
not nearly as qt as corsair Quinn
Quinn actually has some pretty qt skins same she's an ultless boring piece of crap ingame
>>164640585
But what can I gain by joining?
>>164640613
Good work, hopefully I have the same luck when I finally get placed into Top.
>>164639098
set 1: flat ad quints, flat ad reds, flat armor yellows, flat mres blues
set 2: flat ap quints, flat mpen reds, flat armor yellows, flat mres blues
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/starter-t3-runes-permanent-discount-2-weeks
>in the lobby
>actually talking to the people
>get to know them a bit
>end up praying someone dodges because you're already locked in with these awful people on your team
>don't respond well to the things you're saying, seem to take offense when you don't want to play a character they want you to
does this happen to you guys?
:3!
>>164640926
Is this cougar fertile?
>>164640690
friendship!
we have gamer girl tired in here and gamer in transition girl spiritual liege!
>>164640926
coem play vg vs vg
+6
pw: vidya
>end season 5 at diamond 3 (adc and support main)
>only played a few games season 6 so didnt really know how the game was changing
>pick up the game this week again and try to climb
>stuck in gold 1 for like 15 games so far
>4 man party bot every game
>if I go ad I get autofilled support players that pick shit like gangplank and play it poorly
>if I go support I cant have enough of an impact
>can never translate lane win into a game win because of the 4 man party bot meme
I get that I'm rusty and probably not playing as well as I used to but this is literally hell
Look no further, your 2017 Marksman guide is here.
Twitch: Great support for Cassio since he applies poison stacks. Also decent at bringing safe vision with invisibility.
Ashe: Great CC support for Zyra since her ult locks down a target for Zyra to destroy it. Decent poke in the early levels. To a lesser extent, Jhin may fill this role pre-6 but Ashe brings vision.
Varus: Also a great support candidate for synergy with Zyra. Better against sustain bot champs such as Swain and Mundo thanks to Grievous Wounds.
MF: Great poke support, works well with poke bot champs such as Ziggs.
Kalista: Excellent support with kill pressure post 6 when paired with Yasuo, also brings vision for the team.
Sivir: Decent early lane push, can peel for her lane partner thanks to spellshield and help him escape with ult, good synergy with Olaf & Hecarim.
Vayne: Decent synergy with Anivia and to a lesser extent, J4. Can peel by tumbling into skillshots (as is tradition I guess). Also people are used to going ham on her / focus her so that opens space for the bot champion. In my personal opinon, it's a niche pick at best.
Tristana: Decent pushing power, can peel for your other laner, but can also insec opponent Bot. Notable synergy with Mordekaiser. Also a niche pick, definitely not A tier strategy but it can work.
Urgot: Decent early poke, good armor reduction for AD bot, very good cc with ult, tankiness to peel for carries.
Quinn: Go full CDR tank Build, peel with Q, E and provides vision with W. Ult to place wards on the map faster and get out.
Cait: One cannot deny her early poke, strong pushing power, and siege capacities. Good synergy with Zyra because one CC means death. Can also peel for carries thanks to the net.
>>164640926
:3!
>>164640979
Are you saying I would gain their hand in marriage?!
>>164641153
Nice Leddit post
This build is so fun, also
>Yasuo players
Hmm....
Lulu support is actually kind of good once you learn how to position and bait with your shield and remember that you W increases attack speed.
>>164641606
Also poly morph is pretty OP. The problem is Lulu has zero stats... so if your team can't carry it all adds up to nothing.
>>164641153
Truth in post form.
>Vayne: Can peel by tumbling into skillshots (as is tradition I guess).
LUL
>>164640926
>nidalee will never leg lock you balls deep
>>164640926
>they finally killed cancer cat of the jungle
ty rito
I wish Lulu's early game were a bit tankier. Once you're caught or poked you have to recall or spam pots.
>>164641704
No different then Soraka or Janna, depends on a decent team
>>164641868
The difference is Soraka and Janna can stall like a motherfucker.
>>164641119
Play mages bot. Meta shifted. People bitch but it's not a joke. You need extreme early game power. Trying to hold off to late game to 1v5 will probably mean you lose 9/10 times.
>>164641868
I want to start fights as support. Not just stay back and undo whatever damage/engages the enemy brings. If I see the enemy in a bad position I want to do something about it.
>>164641813
>nidalee leglocking anyone instead of just amazon riding him
How do I play Soraka
>>164642121
click q on enemies
click w on friends
>>164641172
>>164641853
:3!soon
>Be me.
>Be playing league.
>Our enemy is a Ziggs + Karma cancer bot.
>Literally can't poke because of shields. Can't move up because their poke is ridiculous. Both are plats last season.
>My Jinx was silver. She plays like it.
>They sit on our tower all game. Our Hecarim jungle can't catch them for some boosted reason. (He missed three smites after Lee Sin stole them.)
>Our Teemo top is feeding.
>But it doesn't matter.
>I'M MOTHERFUCKING VEL'KOZ SUPPORT.
>Get Morello.
>Roam mid. Shit on the mid lane constantly.
>Start taking Jinx's farm, since she was shit anyway.
>Get Luden's and Rabadon's.
>True damage the enemy team into the fucking dirt. 2v5 for 40 minutes until we win.
>Win and carry three boosted shitters. Our mid TF was ok so honored him.
Every. Fucking. Game. Is a. Hard. Carry.
>Halway through Silver I back to Gold. This shit is bonkers. Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to put a silver player in with plats and golds needs to be fired.
>>164642121
Don't underestimate your silence. It's great for peeling anyone dives your team/carry. Don't rush warmorgs/spirit visage as your first item. Your Q recovers a lot of HP. As Soraka you will get focused hard in laning phase.
>>164641858
>i wish a champion with really high utility and good base damages was also a tank because i cant into position
Buffs when?
>>164641153
Why do utility supports seem so tanky? They have less than 1000 HP, but take long to kill. Sometimes I find myself chasing a 100hp Soraka across a map and she never seems to die.
>Starting to get to the point where I can predict who will feed/lose lane in the first 1:15 based on how fast people buy items, when they leave the summoning alter, where they stand in jungle, and where/if they ward.
I wish I was Sona and /vg/ posters would fuck me silly
lolbabs?
>>164642592
bu that's demeaning
>>164642539
soraka has several slows and a decent self heal so she can kite you around for days. other supports generally have some sort of heal/shield/movespeed boost which lets them take you on chases for longer than you'd expect.
>>164642539
Because Talisman of Ascension is literally an armor item with a MS bonus around towers.
>Also she builds tanky you dumb fuck.
>>164642592
reminds me of
>pic related
Hmmm...
If you think about it.... Lulu is a more viable support than Taric.
GOD DAM MOTHERFUCKING RIVEN MAINS
>>164642698
If his skills reduced set up time he'd be pick or ban. Instead his nerfed into the ground by mini-games.
>>164642650
black people look funny lol!
>>164642650
lolgen isn't even in the top 10 of worst VG generals.
>>164642625
That's okay because it would be consensual! I wish /vg/ posters would fill all of my holes and I express the pleasure I feel the only way I possibly could, with my eyes rolling back and my worthless tongue lolling out of my drooling mouth!
>>164642831
>That's okay because it would be consensual!
No, it wouldn't, because I wouldn't fuck you with a rented dick.
>>164641153
>Jinx:
>>164642775
Yes. I miss Taric's instant stuns. His gimmick is that he's supposed to straight armor to be in the frontline AAing carries , but it leaves him vulnerable to magic damage. I agree that his stun should be a skillshot but it's just so easy to avoid. His cooldowns are so high and he's so mana hungry. His heal needing 3 charges is so ridiculous.
>>164642914
Jinx isn't support. She's basically a lane minion until late game. Then she's AD Xerath.
>>164642890
Y-You're mean...
>>164642796
It's not as bad as everyone here thinks it is, and im glad it isn't.
>>164642996
No means no you piece of shit.
>>164642831
don't you have any self respect? you are worth something anon
I will not see you become a cock sleeve
>>164643061
Why are you being so mean to me? You can just tell me no... You don't have to make me feel bad...
>>164643089
Its okay sonanon I'll make sweet gentle love to you.
>so be happy <3
>try out Lulu support
>6/0/26
>S+
wow. She's so easy to learn and very viable. Her E and W and Arden cleanser really buff her her ADC. Vayne even personally thanked me after the game and gave me her Kik.
>>164643079
But that's the only thing I can be. I'd be doing a disservice to myself if I pretended to be a regular human being.
>>164643089
Slap yourself for being so worthless.
>>164643150
I love you anon <3
>>164643183
Do you enjoy bullying weak people like me...
I suggest everyone step away from using meme supports like Brand,Malazhar, Sion, and Zyra and go play a real support like Lulu.
You will actually do support things instead of just be another person competing for CS and kills.
>>164642650
>"Hey lets try out xerath" - t.jungler
>Lane against a mastery level 7 Yasou mid main
>tfw
thanks game!
>>164643325
>Do you enjoy bullying weak people like me...
Stop pretending you don't you slut.
>>164643174
no, you got it all wrong
giving yourself to any and every dick is the disservice
you can be more than this
learn to love and respect yourself and maybe one day someone will love and respect you
>>164643326
>Zyra
>48.2 CS
>4.16:1 KDA
>3.7 / 3.7 / 11.6
>58%
>183 Played
i dont think i am competing for cs and kills here
>>164643326
I actually enjoy winning though.
>>164643174
Don't listen to >>164643521
If you want to give into your primal urges and throw yourself at every cock that walks by, go right ahead
>>164643413*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
>>164643397
but xerath beats yasuo
:thinking:
>>164643413
N-No, I would never enjoy getting dominated and put in my place like the slutty bitch I am--ah, I mean being bullied by jerks like you...
>>164643521
Not at all! I should feel honored to be able to serve people who are so much smarter and stronger than me. I'm stupid and worthless but I'll try my best to please your amazing dicks.
>>164643648
Think about how you could be doing something with your life, and here you sit like a dumb slut getting bullied by some fat autists. You're the lowest of the lows.
What do we think of Lissanon?
>>164642796
Def top 10 not quite top 5
But for how old these threads are and how everything has been discussed it's not that bad
>>164643397
>no yasuo ban
>okay whatever
>other team insta-locks him
>loading screen
>yasuo-related name
>project skin
>op.gg
>only plays yasuo
>get into lane and he flashes mastery 7
>first blood him
it's like they have everything but the ability to play the fucking champion
>>164643769
You're so cute anon <3
New Thread
>>164643784
>>164643784
>>164643784
Move When Ready
>>164643824
Gass Him
>tfw just want to play mid
>But friend keeps playing mid
>Keep playing supp
I just want to have fun and get good in mid...
>>164643864
what a nice thread op. too bad it's 10 images and 100 posts early.
>>164643397
>enemy team is all mastery 7 on their champs
>they play flawlessly
>lose
>bunch of mastery 7's on your team
>they all play like shit against not even mastery 4 opponents
>may as well be running it down mid
>lose
>>164643878
>duo queuing
>>164643915
yo lsiten buddy its 3 am here, i have to sleep so too bad 4 (You)
>>164643672
I never got to see properly but does xerath Q go through windwall?
>counter pick mattering when you're playing someone new and they are one their main
:double thinking:what the fuck is thinking?
>>164643864
holy fuck whyt do people make threads so fucking early and where are the janitors ffs
>>164643878
>friends
>>164643859
I know I'm not and that I'm just a dirty cock sleeve but I'm so happy you said that to me.
>>164643648
literally same
>>164643397
thats ur fault for not triharding in league of tanks
>>164643971
>xerath Q go through windwall
yasuo's wall doesn't block lasers
>>164643971
>I never got to see properly but does xerath Q go through windwall?
Xerath's Q is an AOE. Not a projectile. There isn't anything "shot out." Like Vel'koz's ultimate.
>>164643165
Aphro has been spamming her lately
>>164642914
Jinx is literally a free win
>>164642738
"Heimer top main"
>>164642698
but could you swim inside her ??
>>164642650
noice
>>164642618
fuck you
>>164642592
be a loli sona and we have a deal
New Thread
>>164643784
>>164643784
>>164643784
Move When Ready
>>164644803
BUT I'M NOT READY!
Is morde viable in mid or jung?
The ziggs adc meme is quite gud
Got first tower by a large margin.
>>164641153
>>164623649
Because then should be really useless ?
You can already CC her while she ults and even knock her away from her ult which dispels the cage.