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dead fucking game

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB40)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?23655

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOK-TNKNmw&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://masterpaladins.com
http://paladins.guru

last >>164348335
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first for dead thread
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>>164532212
>3 comp matches in a row where the last guy the other team doesn't pick
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hey guys I still have fun playing paladins with my pals :3

dont be so gloomy
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Exactly how busted was Ying pre-rework? She still seems pretty powerful now
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What red card should I get for Skye if I have Nimble Fingers 3/4?
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literally dead thread
last one died at 327
the one before at 459
following this trend, we wont even reach 200 posts before it dies again

nice job hi rez
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>>164537410
Even the servers are dead at the moment.
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>wake up
>still no loli champion
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>>164537410
I think people are waiting to hear the announcements coming out of HRX.
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>>164539295
Pretty much. We don't have much new to talk about and we're not just posting art or waifufagging 24/7. New players don't often come to /vg/ to ask questions.
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>>164539767
People bitch when waifuposting starts getting into unsafe levels of autism but at this point it's just about the only way to keep the thread alive.

I want Ying to get a wedding dress skin so I can marry her already. Fuck, even a shitty white recolor would be enough.
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>>164540475
Pure white snapdragon hngggg
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>>164540475
I don't even get why they haven't made that recolor yet. Seems popular.
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>>164540787
-grabs him by the throat- Back the fuck off!?!?

That pure white is as pure as she is. Do not lust after my wife.

>>164540915
Because Hi-Rez.
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>>164541850
Chill, hermano! I'm backing off now
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>>164542362
Good, I didn't want to get too violent.

See, isn't doing this dumb shit more fun than letting the thread die?
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>>164542908
no

its better to let the thread die instead of making dumb arguments about people who dont exist
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>>164543151
Take a chill pill cabron
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>>164543151
You sound like someone that doesn't like fun.

What's wrong with you?
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>>164536307
Usually Cauterize but cards should be situational
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When will Low-rez delet this ded gaem?
End this game's suffering, Jewbear.
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>>164535916
She's been nerfed in three consecutive patches. Please god, no more nerfs.
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nerf evie
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>>164547320
They should at least make it so that she doesn't count towards/against capturing while inside the ice block.
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ded
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gaem
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Has it been confirmed anywhere that we won't get a patch this week due to HRX on the weekend?
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>>164535916
I miss damage Ying :^(
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>>164532065
>tfw someone uses your OC for the thread image
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why pick Tyra when I can pick Viktor?
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>>164553452
why pick Slav Man when you can pick Magical Elf Infused Mecha Suit?
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>>164553605
Why pick big guns 4u when you can pick a king who wants a hug?
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>>164547320
Play Evie. You'll learn her weaknesses that way.
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Tried Paladins on xbone EU.
Queued after work hours, about over an hour of total queue time. Haven't played a single game after level 5.
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SURGING
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>>164558940
WITH
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>>164560824
>>164558940
NOT YET

night /palg/
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>>164560824
WINDUP
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>tfw just got Frosty Foliage from a festive chest

FEELS GOOD MANG
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So what's this get free shit if you watch us on twitch thing? When do I have to watch? Can I just be in the channel and not have the stream playing?
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GLORY TO FERNANDO!
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>>164564067
>tfw i made this
GLORY TO FERNANDO
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>mfw I keep getting emotes for champs I don't play

I WANT EVIE'S CAREFREE EMOTE, NOT SHA LIN'S EMOTE OR CASSIE'S EMOTE.
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dumb frogposter
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Will they ever fix Cassie's T-rex arms?
They're like twigs
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So what's gonna happen at Jew Rez Expo?
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>>164567642
Hopefully they reveal the next champ, show us a new map and talk about Season One more.
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>>164564067
Sleep Tight Nando
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>>164567642
>>164569072
I hope it will revive this ded general at least, there's gotta be something we will be able to discuss
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>>164570096
we could talk about hi rez's terrible balance decisions
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>>164553452
Because someone instalocked him already.
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>>164570317
Such as?
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>>164570096
talk about this for a second >>164562292
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>>164571094
how new
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>servers laggy as fuck
>some heroes need fixing
>game needs more tanks/supps
>they "fix" it all by adding another dmg hero and some fucking skins

lmao into the trash it goes
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>>164571581
24h played new

>>164571593
You mean Tyra?
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>>164571593
Next two heroes are supposed to be tanks/supports though.
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>>164553452
>more dps + awoo
or
>default guy
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>>164562292
IIRC they give you codes during the stream. That's what they do for Smite.
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>>164572652
I thought it was automatic like Dota 2 'cause Valve asks you to connect Twitch and Steam as well.
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>>164572874
Might be. Haven't watches a stream since before we could link accounts.
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So what's the deal with Grohk? He seems cool to play, I was going to buy him or Grover next
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>>164572958
He's cool, but needs a buff to his heal.

>>164566096
I have MVP poses for every support except Ying, and she's the only one I've ever been MVP as.
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>>164572609
I always seem to do better with Viktor, only thing Tyra has that is really better is the OP incendiary grenade.
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>>164572958
the deal with him is that they fixed his healing bug without compensating with a buff
his healing rain card used to be able to bring a tank from 1% to 100% in 2 seconds but now it does pretty much nothing (as intended)
considering his totem is an immobile plank stuck in the ground which dies to a rocket, he is just a mediocre damage dealer
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>>164573131
Same. Viktor I can do really well as, Tyra I can't play at all. Although I wouldn't say the molotov is OP, and I usually play tank.
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>>164573291
>his healing rain card used to be able to bring a tank from 1% to 100% in 2 seconds but now it does pretty much nothing (as intended)

One kind of broken to another.
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>>164540475
We really need an artist here.
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Who is best waifu and why is it Drogoz?
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>>164576782
>ywn behold the dragon's fury
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>>164556289
FPS are better on PC.
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>headphones die
>dont play game since before patch
>play game
>game is dead

these fucking queue times
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>>164578254
Don't know about ranked but the longest I ever had to wait for a match in casual was like 2 mins. On EU
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>>164566767
No, because the skinnier a female's arms are the sexier and thus better she is. Obviously.

/sarcasm

In all seriousness though, Hi-rez has troubles with proportions. Did you see the Evie remodel?
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>>164576782
Cassie.

But I suck at playing her. :(
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>>164578446
I've been having under a minute queue times most of the time in casual.

>tfw competitive queue is 5 minutes and then someone drops out the first two times
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>>164578446
thats a long time for a casual mode
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>>164578723
>tfw ying is waifu but i have more fun as other healers
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>>164580780
>Skye is waifu but she has been trash for so long

Miss her old weapon, it was the first time I really enjoyed a stealth character too.. Tyra is kinda growing on me though.
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>>164580780
>yfw damba-sama is best healer & one of the best duelist

Bear witness to the spirits chosen one!
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>>164532065
>random fps drops not fixed
>servers shitting themselves every hour
>retard balance patches
>bugs that are not fixed after many patches but WE FIXED THE ABILITY TO SKIP TOP PLAYS :^)
>almost every cosmetic they are making is lazy as fuck(see:chest exclusive recolors, previously free skins, almost any rare weapon skin, gold card sprays)
I pray everyday than this shitty game meet the same fate as Battleborn
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>>164581189
>game has fixable issues so it should die
>graph where 25k is the bottom of the y-axis

It's hard to be mad at someone like you.
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>>164581189
I still remember when a bunch of guys on /v/ said this game would be dead in a month
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>>164581189
I wish Battleborn and this game both could be successful. Nothing wrong with more options for people to enjoy!
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>>164581441
But some people could be having fun with things I don't like!
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>>164580983
Skye right now is "okay" with the right build and mindset. You shouldn't be off going after solo kills, rather stick with someone like a bodyguard and deal with enemies they're fighting as well as throwing out smoke bombs into enemies, rather than for your escape.
As for loadout, Nimble Fingers 3 is a must (and don't buy deft hands with it). The rest depends on what you wanna focus on. Decrepify 4 lets you shut down 100% of healing on your target with just Cauterize 1. Pollute 3 lets you have 100% uptime on reload speed. Prep 3 is always nice for lowering CDs. Cloak and Ninja 1/2 should be your filler cards.
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>>164581436
There's also people who think "the same fate as Tribes" would be a real threat. If the game is still up and getting updates years after it's unprofitable, that seems good to me.
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>>164581751
>Skye right now is "okay" with the right build and mindset

Yeah, she's still playable, but not where she should be. To be honest, though, I'd rather have a few underpowered heroes than a few overpowered ones.
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>skye is okay/playable

You guys are funny.
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>>164581282
>>164581436
>>164581441
>>164581491
hey i loved this game to death when they released the open beta, i ignored the multiple issues in hope they would fix it later but after every patch they continued to make it worse and they did everything they could to ignore the community feedback so all i hope now is that they just let it die
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>>164582194
>all i hope now is that they just let it die
Hi-Rez is still hosting servers for Tribes. They're not letting a far better game die.
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>>164582451
Wait, wow, they've even left GA up. Hi-Rez really doesn't let things die.
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>>164582048
Agreed on that one. Looking at you, overshite.
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>>164582694
Can you imagine if Makoa could one-shot any non-tanks that he's hooked, and heal himself? Who would play anything else?
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>>164582191
She needs a buff, but picking her isn't instant loss if she knows what she's doing.
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That better trailer is up on the official channel now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwEC2MKgeQ

>Be more than a hero. Be a champion.

If heroes never die, what do champions do?
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>>164583487
Sure, you can always be carried if you're playing a weak character. Just imagine how much more of an impact you could have playing any of the other 3 flanks though.
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>>164583808
Wow they made it worse
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>>164584004
But not worse enough.
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> skye is bad!
> buck os op!
> 2 tanks meta is easy!
Lol did the people that said these slogans ever play Overwatch?
Paladins is way morw balanced.
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^ Kill yourself
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>>164584371
But at least next patch we can have a 5 tank team.
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>>164584467
>^
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>>164583808
it couldnt possibly get any worse
>literally gmod tier animations
>shitty metal song
>voices are out of place
>tried to compare itself to overwatch for some reason
>bomb king roars (?????)
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>>164584632
>^<v
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>>164581751
>Prep 3 is always nice for lowering CDs
I never actually bothered to check.
Does Prep remove x% of the current or the total cooldown?
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>>164583808
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^^vv<><>ba
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>>164584771
Current cooldown. Same goes for all cards that remove % of cooldown upon action. It's pretty good on Skye since you're usually coming out of stealth and bolting enemies before elims.
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>>164584884
>Battleborn has a ruckus knockoff
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>>164584923
Lame. Another thing that bothers me is that cooldowns begin counting down only after you're done using the ability.
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>>164584923
I've tried using those types of cards be4 & never liked them. I like using victory rush on Skye.

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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>>164583808
We really didn't need that, good job giving Blizzard the moral high ground.
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>>164584668
They just took a chinese trailer, cut some of it out, then made some odd decisions when it came to the voice lines they picked. The title is definitely dumb as shit though.

Chinese version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbve2tf_TJE
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>>164585196
I wonder if they picked the word "champions" just to be different from overwatch.
Champions is a shitty LoL meme word anyway. They changed it to be different from dota.
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>>164585291
>those voices
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>>164585291
>>164583808
> the portrayed characters are flanks and dps
How original!
And here I hoped that they would make some footage with healers and tanks, since healers being just not healing sluts and tanks being just not overpowered fatties is the main and most positive feature about this game.
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>>164585571
>>the portrayed characters are flanks and dps
>just like when I play, saving someone as fernando goes unnoticed
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>>164583808

>BKs 's roar

wut
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>>164585571
If they cared about that kind of stuff we wouldn't have 5 damage, 1 frontline, 1 support, and 1 flank as the free roster for new players
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>>164585571
No matter how hard they try healing will never be cool and we've got fags with daddy issues to do it for us anyway.
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>>164585758
If Drogoz wasn't there, I'd think BK swallowed him.
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>>164585807
At least if they get to competitive, they'll have more unlocked.
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>>164585758
It looks really odd too, like they are twisting the model in an way it wasn't designed to.
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How do I evie
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>>164585807
5 damage heroes as part of the roster for new players still has a reason, because newbies will be encouraged to play the game longer, since they feel good at dominating bots with amazing killstreaks. They'll eventually learn to appreciate other roles once they face real players.

>>164585869
Imagine if those fags will let you die each time you're in a pinch, russian edgelord.
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>>164586290
Be annoying by blinking around like crazy so no one knows where you are (while healing yourself) and fly around to sneak attack damages who think sniping is acceptable.
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>>164586290
Stand next to (but no on) the point, use your ult that takes 10 years to cast and let the enemy capture the point
https://youtu.be/dEwEC2MKgeQ?t=33

>>164586309
>They'll eventually learn to appreciate other roles once they face real players.
Maybe in a better universe.
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>>164585072
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>>164586642
>Stand next to (but no on) the point, use your ult that takes 10 years to cast and let the enemy capture the point
This explains how the top play system works.
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>>164583808
>Our game isn't a overwatch clone or anything, but we're going to constantly give that discussion a platform to stand on
?

>>164586958
perfect
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>>164586309
>They'll eventually learn to appreciate other roles once they face real players.
We can hope, but they also might just decide that what they were doing against the bots must be good since it worked so well then.
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>>164587306
Maybe any PR is good PR? They got of people looking at it from videos calling it a clone, and I'm sure a lot of people were really hoping it was just "overwatch but free" instead of something else.
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>>164587374
This is what happens especially because the game never tells new players that they're against bots
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>>164587551
They really should say something. At least a warning at level 5 that things are about to go from really easy to an actual challenge.
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>>164586309
>Imagine if those fags will let you die each time you're in a pinch, russian edgelord.
>tfw want to stop healing rude teammates but can't help myself
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I really don't understand BK's sticky bomb ranges, they seem wildly inconsistent and anything shy of 'standing right on top of it' or 'stuck to the body' does incredibly low damage, if it even hits at all.

Even this distance won't hit at all.
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>>164588465
I think that's how they are supposed to work.
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>>164588465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iI7sXFbGSA
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>>164588704
I like how he has explanations for the first two, but the third one makes it obvious there's a bigger bug with them.

Although I recall someone claiming training bots have different hit boxes.
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>Tfw the female frontliner won't be a qt musclegirl
>Tfw she will be a strong, fat, independent nigger womyn who need no support in her life

I just want a qt musclegirl so she can Snu Snu me, do I ask for so much Jewbear?
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>>164583808
That is the chinese trailer, if I had to guess Tencent probably forced them to release it like this (why else would they commit so many mistakes like using the wrong sound effects?).
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>>164589062
They need to make her an amazon, have her hitting on fernando all the time, and have him completely afraid of her.
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>>164589062
Honestly a
>sassy black as fuck strong woman
would make for an entertaining character, I'd like to see how it turns out
Also musclegirls are patrician, so good taste m'brethren
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>>164583808
sincerely i don't understand why they are comparing Paladins with Overwatch they should do a trailer like this instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_1eZOonvTE
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Is my BK loadout ok?
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>>164589408
I don't play bomb king but 4 points for 200 health seems stupid.
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>>164589062

It should be either a fit slim muscle girl or a robot loli
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>>164589408
I'd replace air blast with one of the other cooldown cards, unless you really use that 15%.
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>>164589062
>>164589208
>>164589212
> not wanting a true giantess as next frontliner
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>>164589029
I'm inclined to believe this because what the fuck.
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>>164589726
back to /d/ with you
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>>164589726
>walk over walls
>can't fit on the point on frozen guard

Seems balanced.
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>>164589261
>i don't understand why they are comparing Paladins with Overwatch
I think they're trying to get more people comparing the two. It costs nothing for a OW player to try Paladins.
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>>164589885
What fetishes are allowable here?
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>>164590624
No fetishes are allowed until I get my loli champion
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>>164590689
The loli robot champion?
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>>164590994
No, the robot slimegirl loli giantess champion
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>>164590994

>aigis clone champion

muh dick, I'd finally have a tank main
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so I don't have this game, but is it worth it to play if I have overwatch?
Is the whole "it's a copy" just a normie meme?
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>>164590994
No.
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>>164591149
I've owned overwatch since release, was high diamond in the first two comp seasons, and now enjoy paladins more

take that as you will
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>>164591205
i imagine robot girls will just have some sort of super soft high quality flesh-light in there
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>>164591149
Maybe in a month
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>>164589212
>A sassy black elf womyn

Imagine the interactions between her and the other champs.
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>>164591286
I think the designs of the characters for paladins is more creative. Sucks that battleborn flopped, the character designs were very good, overwatch characters are pretty basic. But if I have to spend time against bots and deal with shit like no one even playing, I don't think it's worth my time?
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>>164591613
>spend time against bots
That takes like five very quick rounds.

>no one even playing
Might be an actual issue in a few months unless the upcoming expo gets things moving again.
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>>164591149
Paladins is unironically better than overwatch. There's an element of actual skill required
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>>164591465
Saw that thread too, whoever thought of that is a genius
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>>164591149
Honestly I don't play OW but I can't imagine choosing it over Paladins. I mean it's run by Blizzard, it has lots of people playing so the community must be LoL 2.0 (and one of the selling points are waifus too), from what I heard the balance is terrible with some OP characters, it gets stale and has no game depth. It's basically paying 40 dollars for a f2p game
I'm new to Paladins but it has no OP characters that I know of but only a few UP ones, it has more depth than OW and some of the characters are actually likeable.
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>>164592992
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>Play evie cassie or BK
>120ping
>play nando
>90
EVERYTIME I SWEAR.
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>>164534794
this playing meta at casual is so much fun

pushing the shit of tankless teams is priceless
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>>164591819
>That takes like five very quick rounds.
We really need a guide for how to get xp the quickest for new players.

>>164593934
Watching other teams have 3 flanks and 2 damages always makes me laugh.
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Where do you look for Paladins art?
I need more of my husbando Buck ;_;
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>>164594159
gotchu faá Žm
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>>164594159
HERE'S
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>>164594159
Someday I'll be good enough at art to be the drawfag this thread deserves. Someday.
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>>164594905
THE WIND UPPPPPPPP
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>>164594159
only got this pepe
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>>164595335
this is pretty much my face at the lack of art of my husbando
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>>164595335
>tfw you will never be able to leap like buck
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>>164595460
as Nando main i feel your pain a bit less
>>164595549
>feels buck, man
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>a sniper that turns invisible and can freeze you in place
>meanwhile drogoz gets nerfed
this game is a joke
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>>164595801
>evie
>sniper

I don't know what to call her. I prefer to use it close up so they can't try to dodge. Splash damage doesn't matter since I heal after blinking anyways.
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>>164595460
I might blow the dust off my tablet soon and draw some art for you guys, MAYBE. But I don't draw gay so at best I could draw him shirtless with a visible bulge.
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>>164596213
THAT'S OKAY ANON I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM GAY AT ALL SHIRTLESS WITH VISIBLE BULGE WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH BLESS YOU ANON even if you don't do it I'm glad you think of our suffering
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>>164595801
Drogoz' mobility got nerfed because sometimes players would go fast with him and sometimes they wouldn't. That's it

>>164595952
Come on mate, he definitely meant Sha Lin just used the word "freeze" to mean stun
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>>164595801
>>164596438
But Sha Lin is bad. And also not even handsome unlike other male heroes
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>>164596438
Oh, I didn't see the "you" part.
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>>164596547
His portrait is ugly, but I love his charming cheeky grin on the 3D model. He may not be the most handsome, but I think he's a cutie, too
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I can't help but to feel that I'm doomed to be mediocre at best. I haven't even touched Competitive yet even though I've played quite a bit now that Paladins got a Steam release
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>>164596678
Who cares, fun is better than ego
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Would you rather be a pro and play this for 8 hours a day?
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>>164597009
Yeah, I really only want to play comp enough to get cool borders, then get out.
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>>164597193
I'd rather stay having fun.
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>>164596678
Define "mediocre".
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>Play characters that I actually know how to use
>Enemies are drooling, mouth-breathing retards
>Play characters that I want to learn how to use
>Enemies never miss a shot, know how to counter you perfectly, and my teammates never want to group up and go on the objective with me

What type of matchmaking is this Jewbear?
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>>164596213
Haven't touched my tablet in a long while, too... Shame it's already very late, but I think I'm going to draw a bit for this thread while lurking tomorrow

Spread the Paladins love!
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>>164598259
Pretty much why I never touch Kinessa. If I play her, the whole other team will be flanks or flank-likes, and my team won't be able to help me even if I'm on the point with them. Play anyone else, no issue with flanks.
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>>164598505
Post a sample of your work.

I want to judge if it's cute. Preferably girls cause I'm no fag, amigo.
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post the champion that is literally you.
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>>164599493
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>>164599493
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>>164599553
>ripped bara manlet with legendary beard and a bunch of gold and gadgets
Not bad at all
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>>164599928
Did somebody say he has gold?
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>>164589408
>king's new meme
>Runing king's court without Royal Decree
>No cd reduction for your best skill
I'd unironically say its utter shit.

but what do I know, I'm just a fernando spammer, right?
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"THEY JUST CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME"
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>>164601145
I am fearful of you.
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>>164601145
>Skye
>700 credits
How?
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>>164601145
how?
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>>164601159
Fernando's lines are so entertaining to me
>HOT HOT HOT... Aaand spicy
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>>164601408
surprisingly enough we were able to carry the 4v5

>>164601159
lul, dying 10 times as fernando, go back to the kiddy pool son.

>>164601568
you'd be surprised how much dmg you can do when your opponent knows he can't turn back to fight you.
having a competent healer also helps.
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>>164601408
To be fair, Skye isn't great against that team, but that's impressive.
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>>164601872
>lul, dying 10 times as fernando, go back to the kiddy pool son.
It's pretty easy to talk like this when your healer does his job well and your Barik does the dirty job for you.
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>>164585115
What is even more annoying is that abilities or cards lowering a portions of the CD or completely resetting it while the ability is still active doesn't do shit.
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>>164602425
m8, look me up in the top 100 player list, I'll wait for your, in the mean time, you can be sure this is not even that exceptional, I've had 155k dmg in occasions when the enemy team has more tanks to constantly aoe down withe flamer.
Of course the barik played his part, hes better camping, or rather infinite times worse without his setup, I've read my team comp and played my roll, no need to get assblasted.
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>solo queue
>game matches me against the same 5-man multiple times
>get rekt each and every item because my team is all solos
Why the fuck is this allowed
I honestly almost quit for good
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>be new player
>pick up Ying
>consistently the highest across the board for both eliminations and healing

Are people just this bad at the game starting out or is she busted?
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>>164603018
Casual players are sub-humans, ying abuses their brain tumor with illusion trikery, you are basically cheating.

Idk if the base hero is busted, best healer of course, her card are busted tho, maldaba perma stun build are more fun to play tho.
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>>164602921
Never played games like dota? Yeah this kind of shit is cancer. Just avoid queueing for a while if you meet them twice
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>>164602857
Are you begging for an aknowledgement?
I'm not implying that your scores aren't impressive, man, don't worry, noone is going to claim that you don't deserve a special place among the special players of this lovely game. I'm just saying that it's easy to show amazing stats when all of the members of your team are doing a superb job. You don't see a 170k damage Kinessa and a 110k healing Ying in the same team every day. Considering all this, I'm not even surpised that you could win easily without Skye's help, she wasn't even necessary with such a team.
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>>164603359
>Just avoid queueing for a while if you meet them twice
I always figure if you wait 2 or 3 minutes, you should be clear of them for good.
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>>164603018
Something something bots until lvl 5.

But surely you're not as dumb as to be referring to that. Right?
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>>164603881
To be honest, Ying is pretty good in general, so he might be past bots.
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>>164601856
>>164601159
I think Buck and Ruckus have some of the best lines. Ruckus' VGS is great, especially for BMing
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>>164604546
The default VGS is BMing automatically. The delivery of those lines makes everything sound sarcastic. "Woo. Hoo."
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>>164604876
I like VGS in both SMITE and Paladins desu. In Paladins it sounds ironic and in SMITE you can feel the guy putting some emotion in the lines
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>>164532065
So... this is the power of Paladins players
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>>164606040
>not buying aggression to support your team
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>>164605408
I feel bad using the Paladins one. Glad I could buy all the voices easier than in Smite.
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>>164606040
You haven't seen nothing until your Makoa buys Wrecker against an all flank/damage team
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>>164606040
I once was gonna give a damba shit for buying heal on kill but he proceeded to wrecked everyone with the sickest most unkillable card setup.
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I'm going to bed and when I wake up this thread better not be dead but rather SURGING WITH POWER ok?
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>>164609919
It won't.
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>>164610642
DEATH COMES FOR YOU ALL
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>>164611335

I will not die. Not yet, amigo
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>>164588465
>>164588673
>>164588704
If these aren't bugs, this makes me angry. All the bomb characters(Drogoz, BK, Pip) have such huge damage falloff, they might as well be direct damage, like Cassie. What's the point of having it AoE if not getting it perfect grants you 138 dmg?
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>>164611335
Ya blew it

>>164612131
If that video is anything to go by you're lucky if you even get that 138!
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>>164611696
>>164612408
DIME'S DICKING
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>>164612131
I don't know what happened to Drogoz's rockets, but I feel like doing fuckall splash damage with them
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>>164613426
Now that I think about it, something must have changed about them. I used to be a grade a Drogoz until 2 games in a row where I just did complete shit for no discernible reason. Since then anytime I play him I can barely get kills.
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>>164616954
I think I have some kind of lag now. I tried to keep my aim on the Pip bot in training with Grohk, and 50% of the time, his hitbox is slightly ahead of where his model is. Even though my ping is <50, I don't understand what's happening
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So guys, do you think it's okay for a team to win a tiebreaker at Siege just because they managed to ult the entire team out?

It feels cheap, and it doesn't even give the chance for the other team to group up due to how fast the capture timer runs.
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I think the overtime clock is broken. I had it go overtime like ten consecutive times today with nobody from the enemy team even near the point, BUT when they arrived it ran out and we won. Everybody was like WTF, almost like the game was teasing them to get back to the point, only to lose as soon as they got there
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>>164618704
I'm completely fine with the way siege works right now. If you're stomping the enemy team all game but it still ends up being 3 to 3, you should still have a huge advantage because of all the credits you'll have over them. Typically, both teams will have a shitload of ults saved up for the final point, so I usually try to save mine to counter an enemy's rather than unloading first, which I find to be a pretty reliable strategy for winning those games.
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>>164619940
Eh, I think it's much easier to just prevent it from happening by making sure you fuck them up real bad.
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Anons, I'm actually having fun playing this game. So much fun that I'm considering buying one of the founder packs. Should I?
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>>164618704
>due to how fast the capture timer runs
I think this is the problem, I understand the need to speed things up but right now I feel like it gets too fast which may sometimes lead to a situation where a lucky ult can win a match.
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>>164622891
they still on sale? if so then go for it. I think one of the coolest parts about it is you get all future champs unlocked automatically.
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>>164622891
Dude I think you just missed the Christmas sale, they were 50% off. If it's still one you should definitely get the basic one, it's cheap.
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>>164624148
>>164623964
pretty sure they're on sale until the 9th or the 11th

I saw an ingame advertisement
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>>164623964
>I think one of the coolest parts about it is you get all future champs unlocked automatically.
Honestly, that's one of the weaker bits to me. The gems were a nice deal on sale.
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>>164606952
Hey, he was trying to buy the right thing!

>>164607472
Heal on kill is usually fine IMO.
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Why do people run away from healing totems?
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>>164629389
I like to take kill to heal because I believe its intimidating.
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>>164631052
Got "kill" right in the name there.
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>>164618704
>they managed to ult the entire team out
Do you mean they held on to their ults until the next round?
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>>164594159
>husbando Buck
I just heard his "I'm here to chew gum" line and now I understand.
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Would you do me, anon? I'd do me. I'd do me hard.
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>>164633268
>asking a /v/ derivative board if they would have sex with futas
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>>164633268
>>164633939
>paladins futa
yes i want this very much
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>>164633268
>le futa maymay
Why is this website so full of faggots?
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I'm so close to 2k on guru, but that means tomorrow is one of those days where my teams forget how to play.
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>>164634880
>futa is gay

Here we go again!
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>>164635128
>futa is not gay
Here we go again!
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>>164635386
At least tomorrow we'll have a new map to talk about.
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>>164636138
>inb4 moistbear just shills chests and goy crystals for the entirety of the expo

Season 1 can't come soon enough.
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>>164636721
Hopefully he reveals the plan for aggression. Give us some hope!
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>havent played this game since closed beta
>come back
>50k coins
can someone explain this

also grover is a fun champ u all should play
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>>164637225
They did refunds for a lot of cards so you're not stuck with ones that got replaced with something else, IIRC.
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reeee how do i get frosty foliage on grover
says only through special promotion
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>>164637225
Just come back and like Grover? Have you heard of his maybe coming super buff?
>Passive heal from 80 to 400 hp per second
>Heal ability from 1000 to 3000 hp instantly
I'm really excited for Grover players honestly. He sounds like he's going to be broken as fuck, haha!
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>>164638395
i haven't heard of his buff yet
>>Passive heal from 80 to 400 hp per second
>>Heal ability from 1000 to 3000 hp instantly
holy shit that sounds broken

yeah i just locked in grover and ive been playing him nonstop
i really like his F ability
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>>164638157
Ohhhhh sorry mate you just missed it. That was a Christmas chest exclusive. Maybe next Christmas, only eleven months away.
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>wonder why the match is going so poorly
>die
>start spectating the team's Viktor/Androxus/Cassie/whoever
>they're on their horse, walking into walls and getting lost
>they someone end up running into the enemy team and dying immediately

Oh.
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>>164638157
>tfw got this
>tfw it looks like shit

I wanted the Chillweave Beanie.

>>164639210
>be support
>get to point
>after 10 seconds of contesting notice that our frontline isn't anywhere near the point

Just fuck my match up familia.
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>>164639210
How's that happening? Are you bellow level 5 and playing bots? If not, I'm confused because how can you play those 10 or so games and still not know how to simply traverse the map?
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>>164635386
it isnt
its a female with penis
no gay man is gonna be attracted to that
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>>164640021
same frosty foliage guy, i opened 10 festive chests and got all different items aka i have 10/10 festive chest items

did RNG bless me or is it not random
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>>164640371
You won't get duplicates hombre
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>>164640446
oh
shit ok well i hope my aaccount is worth more now that i have all those festive items
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>>164640229
I'm level 14 and I would figure by now people would be less retarded, but I still see people going off into side buildings that lead to nowhere and it really makes me think. None of the maps are that confusing in the first place.
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>>164642932
check the top builds for grover on paladinsguru
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Anybody else feel like their sensitivity has gone up for no obvious reason?
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why is it that whenever I try to play Kinessa, the enemy team just has to have a great Skye, Evie, or Buck. or all 3 at once
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You've been hit by the 1-hit KO Dragon Punch of Justice
Fair and Balanced ults will never come to you
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>tfw I want Evie's Merrymaker body, but I'm also saving up for Troublemaker's body.
>tfw I know I will never get it because Evie is my most played champ.

Damn you Jewbear and your jewish RNG ways.
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I liked the game much more before they tried to force all the champs into set roles, what are the odds of them going back to that style?
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>>164646676
Low, let's all hope they do something when season 1 hits
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Musclegirl frontliner W H E N?
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>>164638395
So is Hi-Rez going to make Grover even more op than Ana in shitwatch? This really sounds like an awful thing. Grover is ok like he is now. Most people do shit with him because they're just terrible players.
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>thread didn't die while I sleep
WE DID IT FRIENDS

>>164647904
Very soon I hope we will get LowRez version of Zarya
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>>164638395
Ahahahaha. are you serious? There's no way this is real.
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>19 game winstreak
>alright time to get that 20 game winstreak
>get 3 supports on one team
>lose by 30%
JUST
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not yet amigo
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>Playing soloq casual
>My team is a Diamond Makoa, Plat Skye, Plat Grover, Plat Drogoz, and me, Ying.
>The enemy team is full of low ranks, and only damage/flanks.
>They don't even come out of spawn, except for their Cassie, and sometimes Viktor.
>Win game in just a few minutes, because nobody is there to fight us most of the time.

What the fuck just happened?
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>>164650769
Some matches go like this, it's not surprising. Either your opponents were just newbies or they were scared by the rank of your teammates.
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>>164648950
>>164648273
I have no idea if it's real or happening or what, but if you look on this data mining site you'll find allot of insane stuff.
http://smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-40-datamining-torvald-new-champion-cards
I'm looking forward to Barik's third turret and Makoa's next attack after hook dealing 80% bonus damage.

I feel like they're aiming to make the game a bit more ridiculous. Drybear said on a stream that he wanted the characters to really excel at what they do best and I guess this may be the answer to that. 7000hp Nando.
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>>164652959
Will they unnerf Ying then?
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>>164652959
Dear god I hope that stuff won't be added. Everything will just be a clusterfuck... I really hope they have even the slightest of foresight not to do this shit.
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>>164652959
>instead of nerfing Wrecker back to what it used to be they just doubled shield HP
really makes me think
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>>164652959
Overwatch 2 is coming soon.

Oh well, time to go back to the good old balanced fps games. This world disgusts me.
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>waah game's gonna be imbalanced
>implying everything that was datamined is set in stone
Remember how Sha Lin could summon massive pillars you retards? And how it was removed a few days before he was released?
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>>164652959
>>164653475
>>164653495
>>164653519
If every single person who was addicted to or blindly followed and swallowed anything that was posted on that BR's website killed themselves, I'm 100% the community would be much, much better.
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>>164655118
At least the new maps sound nice.

Also yeah datamining test iterations is about as useful as trying to confirm illuminati - they're testing for viabilities of shit and tweaking as they go.
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So the Expo is today right?
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>>164630941
Because they don't realize where they are in the heat of the battle.
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>>164645513
That can happen post-orgasm.
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>just realized you can report people
reporting every brazilian in sight
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You will not die
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>>164657365
Yeah, in 1 hour 15 minutes as of this post.
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I sure hope they talk about future updates before starting the esport stuff no one cares about
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so how exactly do i get rewards when watching the paladins stream? do i just leave the twitch stream on and leave paladins open and stuff will be added to my account?
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>>164665123
Don't think you even need to have the game open desu
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>>164665123
apparently you have to link your twitch and hi-rez accounts (I assume you already did), and after that you'll have a CHANCE to receive a radiant chest if you watch paladinsgame on twitch
you don't have to play the game or anything, just have paladinsgame open on twitch, but I didn't get anything yet, and I linked my accounts as soon as it was available and I've been watching paladinsgame every since (well "watching", I have it open and muted on my second screen)
So the chance of getting a drop is abysmal probably
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hirez' next game
http://www.smiterivals.com/

lol
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>>164665426
>>164665270
ya guy just confirmed on /paladinsgame that you can just mute the stream and leave it running in the background
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>>164665817
Yeah but don't expect any drops m8, you have a snowball's chance in hell of getting one from watching, and the most funny thing is, even if you do, it's a radiant chest, so 80% of the time you'll get 3x +800 gold from it.
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>>164665451
Why don't these jews take the time to improvw their current games instead of making more
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>>164665451
>Another card game
What did they mean by this? https://www.smitetactics.com/
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>>164667459
The mobiles market has all the shekels brul.

You get in or you get left out.
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>>164665451
>>164667459
Looks like a clash royale clone
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>>164667674
Is there any popular game JewRez won't clone?
Although I'll admit, I'll take Paladins over OW and Smite over LoL any day
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>>164668028
They don't really clone, but they do steal some core concepts from other games and then build their game from there
Remember, Paladins used to be much more MOBa-like
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Daily reminder that if you score less than 80k healing points, it doesn't mean that you're a bad healer, it simply means that some of your temmates don't come close to thw healing soueces.
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>>164668492
Or the enemy isn't retarded and bought Cauterize. instead of the usual Deft Hands/Aggression.
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>>164633035
I don't understand but I'm not a native speaker too so what does he mean??
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Deft Hands is the new Aggression.
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>>164668816
Deft hands is actually good tho
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>>164669367
decent
ftfy
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>>164669367
Only on buck and mal damba really. Usually not worth the credits my man.
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>>164669367
Not for everyone though.
>>
tv/paladinsgame
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I'm so sick of this game that i haven't even logged in for 20+ days
Is this stream droping some skins,crystals or what?
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>>164671753
apparently you gotta connect Hirez and Twitch accounts on your twitch profile then you can just idle in the chat without having the stream running
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Am I the only one that thinks turrets are very uninteresting gameplay wise? You just place them there and they do some mediocre damage then the enemy just oneshots it, I was thinking what if they first made them a lot stronger like they could outdamage a character facing them, to balance this they would only be able to shoot in a fixed direction with a somewhat narrow field of view determied by the direction the player was facing while placing the turret, the player would also be able to spend a couple seconds to reposition them afterwards, the result is that Barik would be more effective at defending chokepoints but still vulnerable to being flanked, also both the player and enemies would have to give more thought to turret placement, positioning and shit.
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>>164671686
Why's everyone spamming !crystals in the chat?
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>>164671983
retards
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>>164584668
>voices are out of place
This is translated chinse trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbve2tf_TJE
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>>164672086
Ok so which stream do I idle for free shit then?
HiRezTV or PaladinsGame?
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>>164672201
PaladinsGame until they switch to HiRezTv which will be on the last day, I think

you'll see
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>>164672201
paladinsgame
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>>164672420
>>164672519
Cool.

And when are we getting the important stuff instead of this top plays garbage? You know, like Wetbear and company talking about the goddamned next patches.
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>mfw people think they're gonna get anything
you get a CHANCE to get a chest
A CHANCE
in normal speak, that equals YOU GET NOTHING
THANKS FOR WATCHING HRX
>>
>PTS for the Smite update that was announced today is going to be up tonight
>We're lucky if we even get to hear anything about our update before the expo is over

;_;
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>>164672896
>watching
>not just having the channel open with the stream off

wew
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>>164673304
Ya know what I meant bub
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Evie=Junko Enoshima
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>Decide to check out the stream
>Audio out of sync with the video

Come on guys.
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>>164673029
They will be something big coming either during the expo or right after for Paladins too.
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muh monkey heritage
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>>164672856
no idea senpai
i just log in for daily rewards, and recently too lazy to do even that
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What the fuck is a Chaos Crystal?
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>>164674305
You collect all 7
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>>164674305
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>>164674305
Apparently just a regular crystal.
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>>164674583
But how many do you get?
Don't tell me its literally 1 crystal
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>>164674994
I see people saying they got 15, so that's probably it.
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>>164674994
I'm that guy there.

Can confirm it is in fact 15.
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>if you type pizza in chat nothing happend
>if you type PIZZA in chat it gets censored

anyone knows why?
>>
why is people spamming chat with !crystal, is that how you get shit or they are just dumb?
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>>164675886
they're just dumb
>>
Anyone find this game to have low volume even on max but everything else on PC loud? nothing wrong in windows volume either for this process
>>
>>164671982
Barik's turrets aren't designed to deal massive damage, their point is to mark enemies. Once enemiea are marked, they get increased damage from Barik himself. Turrets are fine like they're now, what Hi-Rez should add though is a sign/symbol that lets a player know which enemy has been marked by turrets.
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>>164675650
DELET
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>hero selection sceen shows no portraits only the chat and the time countdown
>can't select a character before the timer runs out and get a deserter penalty
I-its not like I wanted to play or anything baka hi-rez!
>>
this Evie is ridiculous
>>
>Play casual
>Matched vs "pros"
>Teammates starts fangirling and just gives up immediately
Is it time to quit Paladins?
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>>164676924
Great cosplay.
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>>164676924
Cosplay is consent, right? Because I could see a little piece of him in me ;)
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>>164676924
T I D D I E S
I
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D
I
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S
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>>164676924
who's the fucktard in the middle supposed to be?
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To that guy that asked for more Buck art
I did actually finally decide to pick my tablet back up but it might take me a long while to sort my shit out, going from drawing with pencil to digital is uncomfortable when you're not used to it
Basically I started working on that shirtless pic but it will take days for me to finish it
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Here's some shit for you guys.
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do you think some cards may be overused?
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>>164679896
The skin color really bugs me for some reason.
Other than that, it looks good.
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>>164679896
I'm not feelin it.

Map at least looks nice, too bad maps aren't all just about looks hope it plays nice
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>>164679896
Looks pretty shit tbqh.
Red tinted eyes are tacky and green skin looks weird.

Why didn't they just stick to an I Dream of Jeannie design?
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>>164679896
Looks bad, but I hope she has a "Your wish is my command, master." line.
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>>164680137
>>164680297
>>164680301
>>164680504
Reminds me of those rally trackmania maps for some reason.
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>>164680615
>>164680652
>>164680657
>>164680817
Aye, I can see how it may turn people away. Then again, it's an official render and probably looks way more garbage there than in the actual game, ala Plushie Makoa.
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>>164681032
>official renders actually end up looking worse than in-game models

HiRez never stops amazing me. How do they manage such a thing?
>>
Any news on the new heroes? Any news on future patches?
>>
>>164676924
Wow that DryBear costume is spot on, right down to the punchable face
>>
>>164679896
If the skin colour is removed, it could be pretty cool. That alien goose diarrhoea tint is awful.
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>>164679896
I need to hear the new voice lines with her calling people master.

>>164680137
Map looks cool
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>>164676924
I want to know how she holds her tits in place.
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>>164682059
semen
>>
Won nothing in 3 hours. Good stuff! Worth having this shitshow eat memory up in background.
>>
why are there so many non-whites at hirez

>>164682345
just pause the video, you just have to be in the channel
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>>164668705
He says something like "I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum! Uh, and dispose of the gum in a designated waste container." It's kind of adorable.
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>pick fernando win
>not pick fernando not win
palatards???
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>>164682059
If I had to guess, something like pic related, but with a stomach part too..
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>>164683575
>playing '''paladins'''
>expects not to play as a knight
>>
Did they say anything besides the new map/skins? Like anything about gameplay?
>>
paladins sfm out
>>
Where were the skins and map announced did I miss it on the stream?
>>
>>164676098
>a sign/symbol that lets a player know which enemy has been marked by turrets.
They sort of already do that, it's just not obvious.
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>>164684548
wheres the porn
>>
>>164684859
>>>/gif/9870432
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>>164684903

>scroll up
>Skye getting blacked

fucking dropped
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>>164685141
scroll down aspie
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any good sha lin decks?
>>
>>164684903

Why is she green?
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>>164685484
she's an elf
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>>164683909
Wouldn't you at least have to upgrade to Cavalier first though?
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Are there Honey Select mods for Skye?
>>
anyone wanan play on the eu servers
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>>164592576
You can't like characters that have no personality.
Oh well, ded gaem.
>>
How do you know if you won anything from the stream?
>>
>>164688009
A bot whispers you.
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>>164679506
Holy shit I am actually going way faster than I thought.
*performance anxiety*
>>
>3 hours in
>not even 15 fucking crystals won
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>>164689268
apparently if you're using an adblocker, you won't get shit
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>>164689543
you need to fuck off with this lie
please tell me it's a lie[/spoiler
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>>164689663
It would be nice if someone would confirm whether it's true/false
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>>164689543
if that's true i'm fucked
>I used adblock with csgo drops and got them few times
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>>164689846
I always have an adblocker running and I got my good boy crystals a couple hours ago.
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>>164689663
>>164689846
unless they changed it recently, it's a lie
twitch only checks if you're logged into chat for drops
I had adblock on during the last csgo major and got 3 drops worth $50 total
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>>164690157
>>164690169
Alright, thanks fellas.
So correct me if I'm wrong, but for maximum good boyishness, we should be in the chat of hireztv and paladsingame, but the video doesn't have to be playing.
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Damn i need those goy crystals for a festive chest
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>>164689543
>>164689663
>>164689846
>>164690053
>>164690157
>>164690169
I'm using AdBlock and I got crystals, loot box and a chest
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>>164690613
wow, i'm unluckiest cunt on earth
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>official pip video pretty much says not to play him as a support
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>>164690613
Hi Alyssa, could you get us loot too? We're not getting shit here
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>>164685656
Since when are elves green?
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>>164676924
I wanna play with that ying so hard
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>bout to waste 4 hours of my life on nothing
I want my goy Crystals Low Rez
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>>164692385
have you not seen lord of the rings
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>>164692862
Does this fair elf maiden look green to you?
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snapdragon > genie
this is fact
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i want to fuck ying in the her vagina
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>>164532065
because its a shitty game just like overwatch and any other moba game
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>>164693504
>dota 2
>vainglory
>shit
Try again
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>>164693504
good post
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>>164693624
>any and all ASSFAGGOTS
>not shit
try again
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>>164693890
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I can't wait to see Matchpoint vs D69. They're both so good.
>>
Does Hi-Rez matchmaking apply to tourneys too?
>>
>>164693624
>vainglory
Is that any good?
>>
>"qg has really been learning this game throughout the day"

Wow, if I would've known you can learn at the competition, I'd have entered.
>>
>Ying MVP pose and emote dropped
>instantly bought snapdragon for 8 weeks worth of goyim shards
feels so good man
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>>164695139
i played every single fucking moba out there and i'm telling you if you have a tablet or a good screen resolution on phone, game is golden
>>
hey haven't played in a while and was wondering about some things:

1. did they refund voicepacks and give all of them for free? I have VPs for everyone including heroes I couldn't have bought them for (Tyra) and a fuckton of gold (85k)
2. Are buck, ruckus, and ying still viable? They're the ones I most enjoy playing still. Also is skye now viable or is she still just a pubstomp but shit in ranked?
>>
I need to learn how to dodge Makoa hooks like that.
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>>164695689
>I have VPs for everyone including heroes I couldn't have bought them for
Did you have a founder's pack?

>Are buck, ruckus, and ying still viable? They're the ones I most enjoy playing still.
Pretty much.

>Also is skye now viable or is she still just a pubstomp but shit in ranked?
She's less of a pubstomp now, needs a buff.
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>>164695846
ty, yeah I had founder's pack as well. Also did they further nerf skye? I remember they nerfed her ult seriously and then she was kinda UP, did they nerf her further after that? I swear she used to have around 2000 health and not 1800.
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>>164696206
Founder's Pack gave you the VPs.

>I swear she used to have around 2000 health and not 1800.
Yep.
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>>164696206
They nerfed her HP to 1800, but now has half the accuracy loss from weapon fire and poison bolts hitbox is twice the size.
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>>164696453
seems unecessary, she was already kinda weak, should've just left it at the buff. Hirez have never been good at balancing skye, I remember they nerfed her ult range cos of reddit whining.
>>
>>164695689
oh yeah another thing I forgot to ask is I got 11 radiant chests when I levelled up, is this the new amount you get on level up or was it a one off thing?
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how do you know if you've won anything
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>>164696850
>they nerfed her ult range cos of reddit whining
Her ult is much better with falloff.

>>164696991
Probably from the founders pack. It's usually just one.
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>>164696453
Oh yeah, forgot she got a buff too.
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>>164697582
eh, I can't really remember desu. Skye will probably never be balanced or good because they listen to much to the reddit and casual scrubs.
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>>164698190
She really needs a new ult that makes more sense.
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>tfw got 45 meth crystals and a chest from running stream muted and in mobile quality in the background

Comfy.
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>>164698851
fuck you
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ok, so this just happened
>wtf hi-rez
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>>164691892
and you're surprised by this? the only good support build for him is building around explosive flask.
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>>164699170
They're supposed to give you Smite Gems for Paladins. What an outrage!
>>
>being watching for several hours now
>no free shit
>realise I was set to invisible on twitch

Could this have been why?

Fuck.
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>>164699464
dude i don't even play smite, i didn't tune in for rewards for a smite nor did they say rewards will be for their other games
>How can they fuck up something so basic?
>>
And now mods timed me out for asking why did i get gems for game that i don't play
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not getting anything the whole day is starting to piss me off, especially since i have both streams idling in the background
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>>164699603
Probably did it.
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>>164676924
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>>164699603
Well I can tell you that I have been invisible while the stream was paused in the background and I haven't gotten anything either!
>>
>>164678161
>>164692704
>>164700723
her tits arent even that big
jesus christ this place is full of 16 year old virgins
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>>164701058
>if you're not desensitized as fuck you are a virgin
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>>164701265
>seeing large boobs is the same as being desensitized

lmao you couldnt have proven my point any better
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>>164701446
I thought they "arent even that big".
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>>164701058
There's a thing called shape and clothing (which in this case demonstrates underboob).

But you have shit taste so I guess you can't see that. Go back to fapping to your balloon tits bimbo fucktoys.
>>
>You just won Smite Gems for Smite!
>Download smite
>No gems added
>Check paladins
>No crystals added
Gj hi-rez, i always knew you shitters are worse than EA
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>>164701446
>can't even construct a proper reply
>starting with "lmao"
>goldface
Hey buddy you got the wrong door, /d2g/ is two blocks down
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>smite gems
>>
!crystals
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>>164702189
I'd send in a support request.
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>>164702189
Apparently some people got skins for Smite from this.
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>>164701823
>>
Why is wormhole even a card?
No one plays without it.
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>>164703065
ur right it should just replace one of her abilities and have a 2 second cooldown and let her build with other cards
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>>164702478
They've been writing that shit over and over for hours on end. I thought 4chan was autistic but Twitch is on a different level.
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>>164703182
>replace one of her abilities
It should just be built into blink.
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>>164703184
You've seen what passes for a meme there, right?
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WHY AM I NOT GETTING EVEN THOSE FUCKING PITY +15 CRYSTALS
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>>164703372
No but I imagine it involves those 90's geocities icons they keep posting.
>>
>>164703769
have you tried typing !crystals
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>>164703965
That's it. Their usual form of communication beyond that is repeating exactly what just happened on the stream, what the streamer just said, or what someone else said.
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>>164702986
>When Ying catches you staring at kinessa's belly.
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Wow, this game really is dead huh? Been waiting over 10 minutes and still no comp match. Should I just bite the bullet and get Overwatch?
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>>164704431
>paying money for a worse version of the game
>>
>Season 1 will still be beta

Guess no more rush to level up for me.
>>
>>164704431
Do it, this game will share the same faith as tribes ascend, and very soon
They are even trying to get people to play their dead game smite by giving random smite crystals in stream instead of the paladins ones
>>
Is there a more cancer character than Evie?
If the enemy isn't retarded she can fucking blink behind you, stick her staff up your ass and two-shot you without fear of dying, because her staff does fuck-all damage to her from point-blank shots. She should fucking die from the point-blank splash without putting points into that specific card that reduces her self damage.
>>
Are cougars any good?
>>
>>164704792
>will share the same fate as tribes ascend
>updated four years after it was dead
>servers still up even though it's probably not profitable

What a terrible fate.
>>
>>164704731
Where are the news announcements happening? It's not on the paladins channel.
>>
>>164705073
Found it here: http://wwg.com/esports/2017/01/05/paladins-open-beta-enters-anniversary-with-new-features-inboun/
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>>164705024
>also ded as fuck
that's as bad as it gets for an MP only game breh
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>>164705024
There is a reason people left tribes
Hi-rez is worst of the worst
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>>164705256
>tribes is dead because tribes is dead

With that kind of logic, I'm amazed Hi-Rez couldn't make money off of you.
>>
>>164705362
Tribes is a great fucking game, far better than paladins
It's just that hi-rez are bigger jews than valve
>>
>>164705253
Still, it's been dead for going on five years and the servers are still up and it got patched last year. The GA servers are even still up.
>>
Don't argue with that guy, he's fucking retarded
>>
>>164705705
It's required to still be mad about Tribes. I even enjoyed it, but it's not worth crying that it was a niche title and couldn't have ever had a lot of staying power.
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>>164705705
I almost did. Thanks.
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Okay then, so has anyone had issues ordering OW off G2A? I need muh hero shooter fix
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>>164705705
who are you calling a retard, nerd?
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>>164705814
Nah, just pay 1$ extra for the shield and you're good
I'm going back to dota and cs go, fuck this game
>>
>>164704842
t.drybear
>>
>>164701823
getting an instaboner from those tiny flat bobs is pathetic no matter how you put it
>>
>>164706245
>instaboner from those tiny flat bobs is pathetic
Get a load of this normie.
Flat is justice. And those boobs are not nearly flat enough.
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>>164706245
>I cannot admire sexy without getting a chubby instantly

Frick off.
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>>164705943
>implying you ever played a hi-rez game after tribes
>>
>>164704842
Heal on kill and the heal on blink stop the splash from mattering.
>>
>>164706895
I did, im lvl 17 in smite
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>>164707486
My condolences.
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Welp, OW Origins Edition is purchased. It's been fun lads
>>
>>164708594
Why is Ying so confused there? :(
>>
>>164708594
have fun anon, when we can't...
>>
Things only Kinessa shitters say:

>Calm down, it's only Casual Mode.
>>
>>164708594
game will make you angry, but it's a better game.

just not as much fun
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I'll just drop these here since I'll never be back
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>>164709119
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>164709119
What's special about it?
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>>164709119
>not even updated with Tyra
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IS there any Paladins futa stuff yet? I know there's that shitty Skye pov blowjob.
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>>164709406
>something something gay
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>1 hour pauses
>15 mins of gameplay
>smite gems
>6k viewers
>>
crystals never ever
>>
is the EU playerbase seriously so small that I get put in matches waaaaay above my elo after barely a minute of searching
>>
>>164708746
he is playing with his f4malam he said it the other day

playing with your homies really make the game way too fun
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>Have to run OW on lowest settings for smooth 30FPS
>Can run P on high
Well shit. At least it's only 15 seconds per game wait
>>
chat died for me on both streams... grrrreat
>>
>>164713362
It happened for me too.
>>
>>164713657
all Twitch chat servers are down atm
>>
>>164711930
Matchmaking clearly has something bigger wrong with it. Even with all solos I'll have one team significantly higher ELOs. Must calculate it differently.
>>
>all these techincal difficulties

Jesus christ hi-rez, how fucking difficult is it to get a stream to work?
>>
>>164715270
I was just in a match with all four other guys being masters and me being like an almost complete newbie
>>
>>164711693
Apparently adblock gets in the way.
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>>164715937
Reddit4Lyfe
>>
>>164715270
I think account level is a large part of matchmaking. I'm nearly at 2.7k elo but very rarely is there an opponent on my enemy's team over 2.1k elo. Meanwhile, all my games are populated with people between level 20 and 30, me included.
>>
>>164715937
mynameismikehunt
>>
>>164715937
GoBuckYourself
>>
>>164715937
ProudCuckold
>>
>>164716081
Mine are like that in ranked, but casual seems to just be arbitrary.
>>
>>164716604
I only play casual
>>
>>164715937
xXxxXQUICKSCOPEDXxxXx
>>
>>164715937
NeoGAFIsMyLife
>>
>>164715937
tipsfedorable
>>
>>164715937
LilMrCuckold
>>
>>164715937
BuckXFernando
>>
>>164715937
wetbear
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>>164711930
The playerbase of 4k+ ratings is definitely too low. Once the queque hits 12 minutes (which is most of the time) the game will just throw anybody in those high elo games so thats probably what happened
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>>164715937
imfrom4chan
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>>164715937
Kinessa4lyfe
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>>164715937
MakoaIsMyWaifu
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>>164715937
MoistMarsupial
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>>164715937
MyWivesSonis23
>>
>>164715937
elvesareforlewd
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>>164718005

>both Blizzard and Hi-Rez make their black characters support bitches

what did they mean by this?
>>
How do I build aggressive barik
>>
>>164718005
don't u mean MyWifeSonIs23
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>>164718569
I do, I'm a dumb nigger.
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>>164718569
Don't you mean MyWifesSonIs23?
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>"watched" HRX streams all day
>log in to check my drops
>0
>mfw
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>>164718834
Too late now nigger, maybe 8 weeks later
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>>164718946

Same, fuck this shit
>>
>>164718946
>>164719104
are you logged into twitch AND Hi-Rez's site?
>>
>>164719341
I linked my accounts, if that's what you're asking
>>
>>164719408
nah, I'm saying being logged into Twitch and being logged into Hi-rez website. Like at the same time.
>>
>>164719468
Why would I need to be logged in on Hi-Rez's own site? PrettyHair said all you need to do is have the streams open in your browser, you don't even have to be watching it, it can be muted and minimized as long as you're in their chat you should be fine
>>
>>164719590
idk. Why trust anything they say, it never comes true. Was just blowjobin.
>>
>>164719704
>Why trust anything they say
You have a point tho
>>
>>164719408
Did you have adblock on?
>>
>>164720863

I always do but earlier in the thread some anon confirmed that's bullshit
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>>164720994
>he believed it
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>>164720994
Hi-Rez is claiming uBlock does it, although I guess that means some list in it has something messing it up.
>>
>>164718509
Make your turrets heal you and you heal them back, you'll stay on the point 2/3v1 for a bit longer. If you have a decent healer, it's a different story.
>>
>>164721606
Not him, but I'm not finding these cards as good as they were, maybe people wised up now and just shoot the turrets and they can't survive even with the heal.
>>
>>164721303
Classic Lo-Rez, blame it on a super popular extension
>>
what if we just deleted all latin american accounts
i dont thikn anyone would contest this
>>
>>164722871
>200 users online
>>
why the fuck do people put grover so low on their tier lists

grover #1
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>Playing Barik
>Team is Kinessa, Skye, Ying, Tyra
>Tyra is throwing Molotovs on the point.
>Ying is spamming clones
>Kinessa is sniping, moving, going in close with Carbine, confirm kills, teleports out and repeats
>Skye knows time is ticking and doesn't waste any and spams ultimate
>Think" This is a great team"
>Suddenly remember the guy who played The Famous Jet Jackson on Disney Channel killed himself.
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I love the big, dopey king! It's too bad I'll never get him to master.
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>>164725571
He's really fun to play as, but he's very underpowered right now.
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what hi-rez has done to this game? it was fun until like OB35, after that just went donwhill

will this thig recover or it will die like battleborn?
>mfw i regret buying the founders pack back in september
>>
>>164726171
found a bug with him last night where your hands move but you dont fire anything and cant reload
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>>164726751
Maybe if you're an actual competitive tournament player. He's a very effective pick in pubs, and he's super fuckin good against Evie. Nailing her with the cripple after an iceblock or after she blinks in is pretty much certain death for her. Grover's damage is very respectable right now as well and I can manfight just about any other hero in the game if they don't have caut 3 up.
>>
>>164727425
I've had the same thing happen before. Also a similar bug with fernando where using fireball with shield up sometimes makes you unable to fire afterwards.
>>
https://twitter.com/hirezalyssa
I will be nutting to this girl later
>>
>>164727768
Or maybe you're playing against bad people and can kill them for free. I like Grover a lot, but I can definitely say he's a shit champion at the moment.
>>
>>164727768
He's especially good in pubs since he's half tank.
>>
>>164727768
Casual sometimes you put you against people who know what they are doing and then playing as Grover becomes suffering.
>>
>Instalock Barik
>Grover and Nando after
>"Okay that's not so ba-"
>Grover changes to Makoa last second
>no support

>Fernando is blind as a bat and I never saw him use his shield ever
>Makoa flees from danger and I never saw him put his dome up
>They are bewildered as to how the enemy Barik can have two turrets on point and a shield up like they can't get it through their little fucking faggot brains that they have to actually also defend while we get flanked fifty fucking ways over because, again, visually impaired retardation

Honestly sometimes I feel like some people should just exit the game and allow a bot to take over because at least then they'd be useful.
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>>164729409
>check the results afterwards
>My team
Jesus fucking christ no wonder, it was a gaggle of pretards.
>>
>>164729581
I see that all the time. Usually, being in a party is an advantage. These guys are the exception.
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>>164731293
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>>164731427
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>>164731293
>>164731427
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>>164731931
I was hoping he would add some more to the collection.
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>>164731931
posting these again because I find them funny as fuck
>>
Who has the best VEW?
>>
>>164732968
Very nice.

>>164732078
I stopped adding them because I feel the image will get too crowded if I kept pasting them in.
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>>164734826
Cristina Vee.
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>>164734826
I quite like Rukuses. It's just a high pitched REEEEEE that sets everyone's teeth on edge, especially if you spam it which I do often.

Drogoz also has a pretty good one. A deep laugh with the volume turned up to 12.
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>>164727842
>>164727425
you mean this?

i had this happen with drogoz too
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>tfw you already have Overwatch but decide to give Paladins a try
>tfw the main draw of Paladins was Kinessa's /fit/ brown body and short hair
>>
SURGING
>>
>>164744101
TIME'S
>>
HERES
>>
TRY
>>
>>164735284
it's a collage, the image getting crowded is kind of the fucking point
>>
>>164701058
Pfft, as if it's about size. That is some quality underboob, with a very nice shape to it.

You sound like a child, assuming tit size is all that matters.
>>
MY
>>
Am I the only one here that totally didn't care about HRX/Jews streaming yesterday?
> muh crystals
Learn to play instead, baka bakashi!
>>
Is there another stream coming up soon? I missed yesterdays
>>
>>164704842
You're just bad. She has no health and her shots are easy to dodge, just shoot her you dolt.
>>
>>164729581
>>164729409
Higher damage doesn't always translate to better gameplay.
>>
>>164718189
Kinessa isn't support.
>>
>>164735395
I know it doesn't do anything, but I'll still report you for harassment when you spam emotes.
>>
>>164737872
But Ying can just heal herself with a clone, she doesn't need his totem.
>>
>>164702986
The more i look at it and her hands, the more i think the breasts are fake
>>
>>164744410
Playing doesn't get you crystals.
>>
>>164708594
Bye penus noone will miss you
>>
>>164744963
Kinessa is abmiguously brown
>>
>>164745253
who even cares about crystals? There's fuck all worth buying.
>>
>>164745148
How can you have fun in a game if you can't make your teammates ears bleed?
>>
what if we just
delete ruckus from the game
>>
>>164721303
Any source on that ?
>>
>>164701058
Diameter about the size of her face. That's no C cup.
>>
>>164745979
Oh, why's that? I like Ruckus.
>>
>>164746583
he's broken
big time
>>
>>164746731
He's strong for sure but he isn't broken.

He loses a lot of damage and accuracy at range and has very low mobility and once emitter goes down he goes down pretty quickly if you don't try to rush headlong at him.

Competent teammates can compensate for his faults and make him seemingly unstoppable but if you don't let him get close and mow you down he isn't too bad to deal with.
I'd argue Makoa is just as strong, if not stronger.
>>
When will Jewbear fix Kinessa so she isn't just walking flanker food?
>>
>>164748868
But dude... -2 seconds cooldown on Transporter!!! Is that not enough???
>>
>>164748995
The teleporter takes eons to use, and since there is no card to teleport faster, she is just dead meat against a good flanker.
Most of the maps play against her role as a sniper, and even if you stay with your team, you will still be a huge targent for every enemy.

A Tyra destroys a Kinessa, especially with her Hunter's mark. And the only way to make her useful is by teleporting to spots that aren't even intended to be teleported to.

Either rework her completly, or buff her carbine so she can actually defend herself.
>>
>>164749475
There's Beam Me Up, but wouldn't you know it, it's bugged and doesn't work. Still, the main issue is she can't even do anything else while it's traveling.
As for the carbine, the only thing it needs is to not be as inaccurate as a deaf bat.
>>
>>164748868
T. Deluded Kinessa's vagina sucker

Get good, scrub.
>>
>>164745979
what if we just
delete you from the game
>>
>>164745757
I don't like causing misery. I like having fun that doesn't bring down other people.
>>
>>164745631
I like the Troublemaker and Elf stuff for Evie. Striped stockings and dyed hair, man.
>>
>>164749475
Her carbine is actually almost too powerful. Use your mines appropriately and your only fear will be players that are better than you, which is as it should be.
>>
>>164750523
The carbine has terrible accuracy and she has very little health.
You can only really get any use out of it if the other team is too blind/stupid to kill you once you're at a range where you can hit anything with the carbine or your teammates make an effort to protect you.
>>
>>164751182
A Barricade Barik would probably be the best combo.
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>Buck's gun betraying me for the 100th time when the enemy Damage kills me with 10 hp because this fucking gun has the reload speed of god knows fucking what
>>
>>164752401
make sure you aim at your targets before shooting it and don't panic :^)
>>
psa: turn off ublock origin if you have it when watching streams, apparently lo-rez claims that it causes "electrical infetterence" and you won't get drops
>>
>>164752889
>Electric infetterence
Is that retard babble for "please give us ad money and believe whatever we say"
>>
>>164752990
Could be, but I got 0 drops yesterday and I watched both streams for the full 12 hours. Today I'm gonna do the same but with ublock disabled on twitch, and if I still don't get jack shit, I'm gonna be pissed.
>>
>>164753123
Literally all that should be considered factors is
>Linked acc to Twitch?
>In chat?

anything other than that is absolute horseshit.
>>
>>164753331
Yep, but it doesn't change the fact that I got 0 drops and lots of people are getting 30-60 goyim crystals per hour.
>>
>>164753521
>30-60 goyim crystals per hour

I call bullshit
>>
>>164753861
Some guy even posted with a screenshot of him getting the 600 crystals priced pack from a drop.
It is bullshit that they made it random.
>>
Do you have to participate in chat or can I just idle and do other stuff while the stream is on?
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>>164752745
Delete this it's 100% my fault for missing those shots but I'd rather blame it on Buck's shitty gun damage, ammo and reload time
>>
>>164755608
You can idle
this is what I gathered yesterday:
you don't have to be actively watching - the video doesn't even have to be playing, or you can mute and minimize it
you have to be in chat, this is what's important
adblocker is fine
ublock origin may be not fine? Evidence inconclusive
>>
>>164755782
Thanks anon! Hope we get some nice stuff
>>
>Come back to game
>Have to play frontline every game because nobody else will
>Finally find somebody who picked a frontline
>Pick Evie
>Find out they took cassie's bow and give it to some gook
>98K Damage from him, he was literally their entire team
>>
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New Viktor skin for those who haven't seen it.
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>>164756193
The idea is cool, but I'm certain they will fuck up horribly with the model
>>
ITT: people being desperate for gifts

Don't complain later if players are shit in this game.
>>
>>164756193
>no green base for the figure
>it will move its legs
dropped
>>
>>164756193
Where do you get the skin concepts from? Haven't seen any so far
>>
>>164756193
That looks great. Pretty cool that they're adding red dots too.
>>
>>164756735
A little digging here and there. These guys have everything revealed so far, I believe:
http://massivelyop.com/2017/01/05/paladins-announces-upcoming-season-1-following-the-paladins-invitational/
>>
>>164756193
The concept is actually really good, but I know Hi-rez will fuck something up with this.
>>
>>164532065
>mfw Buck totally ignored Kinessa and he acted as a second frontliner instead
>>
Drogoz skin when? We got shit
>>
>>164757691
>Ying basica
>15 racha
>>
>>164759689
they are against bots judging by the names
>>
>people still care about skins
I just want a new map so fucking bad.
>>
>>164735371
Can you imagine how much better this picture would be with 3/4 of those boobs removed?
>>
>>164760725
there is one announced, still i would prefer bug fixing and non-retarded balance patches
>>164760901
fuck off dfc lover
>>
>>164757691
sick laptop
>>
>>164761013
>can't properly capitalize his sentences
Opinion discarded.
>>
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>>164757459
And like that, my dreams for a good alt Ying skin died.
>>
When is the open beta over?
>>
>>164761181
>>Cannot properly use capital lettering and/or enunciate oneself properly.

>Proceeds to attempt mockery of one that performs at an acceptable level for their grammatical adequacy, rather than their argument, or, in some cases, debate topic.

One must surely realize that to do this is to denounce their point thoroughly by proxy of this sub-standard practice?
>>
>>164761181
>caring about grammar in an anonymous board
>>
>>164761374
>their argument
There was no argument.
>>
>>164761502
Or, in some cases, debate topic.
>>
>>164532065
>Congratulations Anon! You just won Smite Gems for Smite! This has been automatically added to your account. For more information etc etc
>>
>>164761268
It's an official render, Hi-rez always seems to fuck renders up and make them look worse.
Snapdragon > Genie
>>
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>>164761597
In order to debate a topic you need at least two conflicting arguments.
>>
>>164761812
>I want new maps
>I want bug fixes and not-stupid balancing
>>
>>164761893
This was about chest size preference. Sorry for the confusion.
>>
>>164761959
Well... ssssssssheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
>>
>>164757691
>rmb is "Boton"
>lmb is "Boton"

Can't they just use an icon for it?
>>
>>164761181
>assuming my gender
check your privilege disgusting cis scum
>>
>>164760901
>not expanded by 3/4ths
>>
>>164761760
The blue skin and red eye are hideous. I'll stick with default Ying. They'd have to make Shantae references in her voice lines or something to get me interested.
>>
>>164762246
>Wanting /d/ tier proportions

Also I like the Ying skin/hats.
>>
>>164762349
I'm hoping they do recolors for the new skins. Normal skin/eyes genie would be nice (although I think you can have normal eyes if you don't equip the head).
>>
>>164762246
>not expanded by 11/4ths
>>
>>164762563
>/DD/ tier proportions
>>
Is there a Discord or anything where we can group up? New to the game and tired of death matching retards.
>>
>>164763337
Don't think we have one. Reddit probably has a few, but that's probably not useful.
>>
>>164756193
>gun with bayonet
>still no melee
>>
>>164763839
Reddit Discords are full of trannies, white knights and 1 token cam whore. I've had my fill of those for a life time so yea no good.
>>
>>164762967
>not /DDD/ tier proportions
wew lad
>>
So, still not even a hint about the next champ?
>>
I'm playing for fun, but i'm also want to try the competitve game.
What should i expect?
>>
>>164764482
Expect to wait 5 minutes in queue and then have to wait some more when someone ragequits because the team comp wasn't good enough.
>>
>>164705256
>>164705652
Because obviously a jew would drop a game that is making them money, no?

How are you tribefags this delusional?

btw, the game isn't dead (not that dead at least), most of the community plays with the standalone version. ever since the big revamp update came out a year ago people have been fairly content.
>>
>>164532065
confirmed Kinessa nerf
>>
>>164761625
Got that 3 times yesterday and once in today's stream. Just got Paladins crystal a few minutes ago. Not bad for just running the stream in the background while I do other stuff.

protip: also "watch" the SMITE stream for double the chance to get stuff.
>>
>Game won't launch
>Have to reinstall hirez shit
>Uninstall it
>Reinstall it, doesn't change error
>Delete everything fresh install
>Launch hirez install
>It blue screens my PC
>Reboot and try again
>Gives error and won't launch hirez installer at all

guess I don't get to play
>>
>>164765978
Do you have the streams paused in the background or just muted? No idea if they can get that info, but I had the streams paused all day yesterday and didn't get whispered for anything
>>
>>164766178
Just muted.

I just got another Paladins crystal and SMITE gem.
>>
If nothing drops today, I ain't "watching" shit on Saturday and Sunday. Fuck you, Lo-Rez.
>>
>>164766270
Guess I'll give muting a try today and see if that does anything for me
>>
>>164765978
>Smite stream has 9x the viewers than Paladins stream
>>
>>164766850
SMITE has been around for much longer than Paladins, of course it has much more viewership.
>>
>>164766270
Did you have the game running?
>>
>use ublock
>watch the whole stream yesterday
>get nothing

Fuck this, I'm not going to disable it

>>164766132

For me the game "downloaded" and after installing it wouldn't launch. Turns out the game didn't even download and had to repair it.
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>>164767271
nope
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>>164758750
>doomguy skin never ever
>revenant skin never ever
>ranger skin never ever

why live
>>
>>164767316
Same, but I disabled ublock just for today. If I get nothing, I'm done with this shitfest.
>>
i got 3 smite rewards in a row kek
>>
>Watching this shit ass Paladins shit on twitch
>Nigga picked Kinessa
this gon b gud
>>
>>164767835
I'm sorry, but what fucking stream IS it with the rewards???
>>
>>164764367
Hopefully Hirez will add more husbando material to this game
>>
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>>164768337
>implying Nando isn't enough
>>
>>164768238
im in paladinsgames one, are there multiple streams?
>>
>>164766178
I have the stream open for five hours now and haven't gotten ANYTHING. What is this bullshit?
>>
>>164768452
HiRezTV channel, it's a SMITE stream but you can get Paladins crystals too.
>>
>>164768458
You can sometimes get radiant chests too. You won't get any whisper on Twitch if you get them.
>>
>>164768692
I see, thanks for the hint! Gonna check now, though I doubt I got anything :'(
>>
>>164768498
If I open a second stream I'm not counted as a spectator in either of them. Is it just a bug of shitty twitch?
>>
>>164767112
Doesn't Paladins have more players than Smite tho?
>>
There is a note in the HiRezTV stream saying rewards don't work.
>>
>>164768856
no idea. Most likely something on your end since I get drops from both streams.
>>
>>164769113
Steam players maybe, we have no idea how many players are playing outside of Steam.
>>
>>164769362
>>164769362
>>164769362
>>164769362
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>>164769150
I don't know what to think anymore.
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>>164763337
yes, go here: https://discord.gg/XjypB
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