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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
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Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
xth for my tf2gfu
heavy's spirit animal is a burr
scout's spirit animal is the asshole
What class did you main when you first started playing TF2?
What class do you main now?
How did you get where you are today from that point?
>>164153607
>soldier
>soldier/engi
Because I want to have fun but my team can't do shit 66% of the time so I have to go soldier or engi to push or hold.
When is the comic coming out?
<~thole> oh no this is going to be the shitpost channel isnt it
<@Larry> ',:^)
<@snams> yes
>>164153607
>medic
>medic
>desire to win
would you fuck the scout
a. heck yeah
b. heck yeah
3. heck yeah
d. heck yeah
>>164154145
Never
Any tips for playing MGE as Scout?
I went up against some guy and he absolutely rekt my shit. How do I git gud?
Whats the name of program that helps changing source-based games fps-configs?
>>164153607
>nothing really
>scout
I thought he was worst class in game because of how fragile and close range based he was, but then realized how good he is for pubstomping
>>164153607
nothing
then medic
then pyro
then demo
then scout
then demo and scout
then whatever the team needed to win
>>164153607
I mained engineer because all I would play is 2fort and I would camp in the intel room. Eventually I got bored of winning by turtling, so I switched my main to soldier so I could get out and see the world.
>>164154305
play more mge
My "spooktacles+helmet" loadout does not work as well with the roman-ish helmet as it does with the norse-ish helmet.
>>164156559
>literally called "Tartan Spartan"
>Romanish
>>164156927
>American education
>>164154305
lower sensitivity
learn to dodge better. (if you use your second jump too soon, you'll get fucked)
>>164153607
>Pyro, engie and heavy when I started
>soldier, scout sniper and demo now. I can play all the classes though
>>164156927
Its a roman design, which was pretty much the default design for western warfare at the time so its to be expected.
There is also a pig faced bascinet called a sallet, and a sallet called a bucket helm.
>>164153607
I played a lot of Engineer when I started, but now I focus more on Heavy, Demo, and Scout. I play a bit of everything though.
>>164157628
Also, as a side note, sallets are fucking cool with a good lobster tail.
>>164157115
Is lower sensitivity better just in general when playing as scout?
>>164158830
yes. having very smooth, non-twitchy aim is essential to be even a decent scout. you should have to move your mouse atleast 7 inches to do a 360 in game
>>164158956
thanks, turns out my sensitivity was WAY too high, dropped it from 3 to 1.2
>>164160614
yeah, it'll be a bit annoying to get used to, but once you do, your aim will be miles ahead of where it is now.
>>164153607
Engie.
Engie.
2008 Machinima "How to play the Engineer" video to hours of play. Achievement farming is the best way to get better at the game without watching videos/reading the wiki.
you see ivan
>>164161673
>getting dominated by a shotgun soldier
Gee, look at this shitter.
>>164161848
>guy deals chip damage 4 times and gets assists
>it counts as domination
this happens way too often
why do assists count in dominations anyways
you arent actually delivering the kill so it doesnt count
>>164153607
>Scout
>Medic
Community/fun servers became less of a focus of the game, and the only reason why I played Scout was because I was a Connecticunt thus could relate to him. So I play healer now
>>164161967
A lot of games work in retarded ways for kills.
I get some games that just give it to whoever did the last damage.
But, in my opinion, it should go to whoever did the most damage, with everyone else getting assists.
And the assists don't count toward kill count.
>>164162078
What if
>1 kill point for dealing the killing blow
>1 kill point for doing the most damage, if you weren't the one to finish them off
>1 assist for everyone else that damaged them
>>164162952
That would be good, sure.
Why is the Reserve Shooter such a fun, rewarding weapon to useon Soldier?
>>164153607
>pyro and heavy because I thought they were cool
>soldier, demo and sniper because it's fun being so mobile, hitting pipes and clicking heads
bit of a shame they went in a wacky direction with pyro
>>164165314
well memed
>>164153607
>pyro/scout
>scout
I really enjoy mobility in shooters, andI mostly play MvM
>>164153607
noting really
Now I'm the sentry dude cause I felt it I was doing a better job with itshibby2142svideos got me into the PC version since I was stuck doing the console version for a time
http://tf2r.com/kgki7qu.html
The grenade launcher new min view model throws me off so i cant aim as well, is it possible to disable it only for the primary? I dont want to go to console everytime i play demo.
>>164153902
I hate to be this whiny, but this. Seems like far too often I am forced to play Soldier to babysit my team 'cause I swear to god they just won't shoot anybody.
>when the enemy team wins by default because everyone is soldier/scout/medic
haha i love this game
>>164165314
Becauseit rewards actual skill in bouncing someone up in the air.
>>164169151
You can probably make an autoexec.cfg for that.
>>164169151
bind [pipe key] "slot1; tf_use_min_viewmodels 0"
bind [sticky key] "slot2; tf_use_min_viewmodels 1"
bind [melee key] "slot3; tf_use_min_viewmodels 1"
put that in your demoman.cfg, not your autoexec.cfg or else it will apply to every class
>>164170737
wouldn't you have to put countercommands in all of the rest of your class.cfgs so after you switch to demo and then to another class your binds won't stay your fucked up demo ones?
>>164170737
Ther is a demoman.cfg?
>>164172912
No.
>>164172912
no, you gotta make one my senpai
What if the Heavy had a sort of reverse Baby Face's Blaster? Like, taking damage would fill a boost meter and let him move faster, but dealing damage would drain it and make him slower.
I went full-autism and sent TF Team about 4 mails for the updates, about Engineer, Heavy, Pyro, Spy changes and tweaks I await. Ask me about my regret.
Random ubers
>there is a chance you will get randomly ubered for few seconds when you take damage from the enemy.
>The more damage you take the bigger is the chance you will get a random uber, similar to random crits.
>>164174834
send it to valve they'd love the idea
>>164174834
If you're that frustrated about random crits just play at servers with roll the dice mods or just play Mannpower mode.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Critical_hits
Also: gitgud. Random crits are there for surprise factor and rewarding the high streaking players to force the losing side to retreat.
>>164154305
For scout vs soldier get the high ground and bait out there rockets. Same with demo bait the sticks. For scout vs scout try and mirror their movement and keep your cross hair close to them. Watch b4nny play mge. For scout it's important more important to have a plan to get the damage you need than just randomly spamming a and d. Also if you get to close to a soldier your probably dead.
>>164160614
6 is perfect desu. Plenty accurate for hitting chains of head shots but sensitive enough to turn around quickly and for projectile classes. Anything 6-12 is fine though. Also have a good mouse pad and mouse.
>>164176050
Also get used to flicking your wrist to quickly do 180s
>>164175656
and random ubers would be rewards for a push or a tough defense , i dont know what you are talking about
>>164169151
It's in your head trust me.
>>164176367
>the projectile comes out way above the pipe
it bugs me
>>164176050
I can switch my sensitivity if I wanna play anything other than Scout, but that's probably not gonna happen cause i'm just trying to git gud right now
plus if i'm caught from behind as scout chances are i'm dead
>>164177274
It's better to just use the same sens for everything. Also If you take damage from behind you have a very good chance of living. I mean you can just run away most of the time.
>>164177591
welp, at the end of the day I'm not sure who to believe, you or the other guy that advocates lower sensitivity.
I lowered my sensitivity and my aim seems to have marginally improved
>>164176663
Come on anon, are you still complaining? Did you not get to making those class-individual cfgs yet?
>>164177717
believe the lower sensitivity because the guy advocating for that isnt a pubber
>>164153607
Pyro
Soldier, because i decide that if i will put effort in this class i might get more than 3 kills per death.
>>164173802
>medics being even more attached to a single heavy
>giving an overhealed, boosted heavy the ability to run up and slap your shit
But oh no losing boost will surely give the heavy pause about making kills he never could before.
>>164177717
>>164178820
it's all personal preference, there isn't really a "wrong" sensitivity (though its generally recommended that you have a sensitivity fast enough to at least do a 180 comfortably, maybe a 270 in TF2's case)
find whatever you're comfortable with and stick with it
however, if you're still curious and want to put in some effort into finding the right sensitivity then you should experiment
and when i mean experiment i mean experiment with large (but not extreme) changes in sensitivity instead of slight ones
spend at least a game or so with each test sensitivity, don't start doubting yourself that what you're doing is dumb or bad just because you get into very uncomfortable territory, let yourself try something weird/new
after a decent amount of different tests you will find what you find suitable
good luck, merc
get a big mousepad while you're at it too (at least 8-10 inches), you will absolutely not regret it
Why do people tell me to kill myself becaus I main pyro?
>>164183737
mad cause bad
or maybe you're using the backburner/phlog like a faggot
>>164183737
Because it's pretty easy and frustrating to play against. But only baddies get mad at it, because again, it's easily countered by good players.
>>164183848
But what if i don't w+m1 with my backburner and flank?
>>164183737
i show no love to homo thugs
>>164177717
6 to 7 inches is very insignificant, I just like the lower because I can turn around easily especially on soldier and demo. Just pick something and stick with it.
>>164178820
B4nny uses 6 inch idiot.
>>164185147
But the only class that's gay to main is scout and medic
will snams ever stop posting /pol/ shit
hmm
penis
cock
wee wee
:uninstallation thoughts intensify:
>>164153607
Soldier
Demo
Getting gud with stickies.
>>164191161
backpedaling fucks with your back's hitbox but that was still fucked
>>164185354
why does what b4nny use affect what you use? his sensitivity is considered really high and it took him 10,000 hours to get to the level of hitscan aim that most players would reach in a quarter of that time.
>>164191161
>lime max
You better to thought about suicide.
<thole> clockwork has only made $2k since he started overwatch
<thole> hahahahahahhaha
thole has actually made negative money since he started tf2, so I'm not sure what he's laughing about
>>164195250
i'm not sure who cares about this shit and why you posting it here
>>164195250
mfw geel makes more than any overwatch player
>>164195250
how the fuck do you even make money from overwatch
like just twitch donations or tournaments or what
>>164195503
tournament prizes. the top team has made $200k from prizepools. but that's before sponsors and stuff.
>>164195685
>200k on a game with no skill ceiling
at that point it's pretty much just a dice roll for who can press q the fastest, isn't it
>>164195818
even if that sounds like a lot, thats only $33k per player. And the sponsors probably take a shitload, not to mention travelling expenses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVP26ZS2MYw
ded
Post and r8 Texas men of engineering
>>164153607
>Engineer
>Engineer
I don't know I like to suffer I guess.
>>164152873
This is out of date
>called the Hibernating Bear set
>melee is bear claws
>secondary is meat
>primary does more damage
>hat required to finish the set is the Big Chief
Broken game desu
>>164153607
>Soldier, because he's one of the easiest classes and rockets are fun to use
>Gunslinger Engineer, because I like the additional firepower from the mini-sentry, shotty is a good weapon and normal engineer is too boring for me
I started experimenting with classes to find if there's something I like more, the normal Engi was too off putting for me, but when I got the Gunslinger he became the class I like the most
*wipes out machina*
*bodyshots you*
heh next time watch out kiddo
*tips danger shield and fades into the shadows*
>>164204275
*unzips direct hit*
nice try
rate my toy soldier sniper
cmon i know its lame
>>164153607
engi
heavy
nothing really changed, i do the objective or support the team i dont care about dm, still get 20 killstreaks being supportive
>>164155384
similar with turbine, and on nightteam servers of all things, it was hilarous watching the premium cucks with 300% hp 600%speed still instadie to a turret.
Then nightteam got even worse selling straight up invincibilty and unremovable sappers
>>164162078
this is exactly what made OW popular, nowhere in the game does it say kills, it says "eliminations" which counts all forms of assist as the same kind of kill, giving the casuals positive reward for a 1hp chip assist
>>164199096
>>164192295
Use whatever you want. I farm on every class with 6 inch including sniper so it's fine.
Hey sports fans
hi
>Everybody is out partying and you're stuck here
>>164214664
>and you don't really care
>>164214664
>youre stuck in the quiet that is your home
whoa lemme think on this
its f2p time out there, 90% "?" avatars and then this. I thought there was no engi so i tried to cheekily down it from range, fucking 4 engis started repairing it
they even died instead of turning round or healing, just letting me long range as heavy endlessly till it and the engis eventually all died 5 minutes later
>>164216828
Do free to plays keep their fov set to like 3 ? Even I wasn't this dense when I stared.
>>164212420
Hey coach Nick
New Years. A time of celebration. A time of rekindling ones spirit in hopes of achieving greatness next year despite the turmoils of last. For what its worth, we could all hope for a better one, but what is the point if all we're gonna do is hope. I made myself a sandvich.
>>164219161
you dont have to keep posting the full link to your steam page you retard
>>164217230
F2Ps:
1- stare at the ground at all times
2- are leaned so in to their screen they can only see things on top of their crosshair
3- are probably using a controller
youre like a cock rush in slow motion
What's your resolution for the new year, tf2g?
>>164222326
to have the succ bestowed upon meand get a new PC so I can start playing comp
>>164222326
Stop spending money on this game.
Sell most of my things.
Try and be happy with less.
Enjoy the simpler things.
I've never seen videogames and Viva in the same room desu
Decided to craft some hats
Now I pass the savings onto YOUUUUUUU!
Happy New Year
http://tf2r.com/kk6ftt5.html
>>164226774
wheres the unusual you fucking leech
>>164227045
There is no unusual
>>164226774
an even cuter isabelle pic this timei bet you suck cock really well
>tfw drunk for the first time in my life
>>164227713
play demo RIGHT NOW
>>164227563
>>164227713
invite demo player in the making
>>164227103
fucking leech kill yourself
>>164191161
>painting anything lime green
UNINSTALL
r8 my pyro
>>164232878
random shit/10
>>164232878
Complete Garbage
Also this
>>164209845
no you don't. mge me bitch. id/26dollar
>>164216828
>default hud
>australium you bought with your mom's credit card
>no config, which means regular net settings
>viewmodels as heavy
i know you think calling them F2P's implies that you're in some way better than them, but on an aim level, you're probably the same.
No tf2gs on a server celebrating today? Anything?
>>164227713
i think you meant >tfw lft demo
>>164235680
I was thinking about running a boxing tournament sometime today
>164235680
I was on earlier trying to sell a pro ks strange kritz.
But then a guy that just unboxed a scorching ke came on and everyone was too busy sucking his dick.
>164236191
nice job retard
@164236619
>it was accidental
I'm here for the infallible free opinions. Thanks tf2g.
>>164235680
what? on a server? we were never that organized, even when we had more than 20 tf2g's. maybe a few people will play casual together, but not because it's new year's.
>>164235530
i earned it in mvm you scrub
i dont buy shit, i know thats the only way youll ever see one
lookin good
>>164237498
Why bother with skins when they all look like muddy vomit on lower textures
>>164237464
the only thing you could possibly "earn" in mvm is the support of the helping-autism foundation
>>164232878
I'd say paint the salty dog after eight, but I like it Anon
>>164235015
Replace Marxman with Popeyes/10
>>164237498
>using the marxman at all
Why do people use this shit tier hat
>>164239783
are you this assblasted that someone doesnt remove their hud
>>164232978
>random shit
are you retarded
>>164240213
>sea captain hat
>cozy winter sweater
>tinted glasses
no you are
>>164240117
t. shitter soldier who only shoots ground
>>164238731
It tracks kills and i love KILLs
>>164240324
>implying you wouldn't need a winter sweater while sailing with your sea captain attire in the arctic ocean
fucking idiot
GENTLEMEN! You will always remember the day when you almost caught CaptainBlackSparrow!
>>164241506
reminder the Tigger character in Pooh was supposed to teach children about niggers
>>164241478
wtf are you retarded
you dont wear wool in the sea
it just gets wet and never dries
>fucking idiot
haha wow you sure showed me with your big words boyo
should I do this medic loadout, tf2g?
it seems overdone but I want a panzer medic.
>>164241659
>being this nitpicky
you also don't wear a gay pride flag in the sea but here you are being a faggot anyway
>>164240413
How does that make any sense. Get some better insults faggot.
>asks to rate his pyro
>gets buttblasted when people rate his pyro
(you)'s no more
>>164241659
Why are you deciding your opinion on the assumption that it's made out of wool. What kind of autist thinks about the material a cosmetic is made of?
>>164242097
10/10
>>164242267
>being an autist who thinks about what material his virtual sweaters are made out of
I liked his pyro outfit, you're just autistic.
>>164242097
G E N E R I C
L O A D O U T
also that isn't what a panzer is
Happy new year you bunch of shitposters
>>164242741
>>164242097
found it
>2017 in 2016
i look even to KILL more and score more FRAGS in this 2017 current year
2017 20BELIEVE
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
r8 this legitimate businessman
>>164245207
legitimate/10
>TF2
>almost 10 year old game
>over 2 decades in development
>4th highest player count on Steam
>Skyrim
>barely over 5 years old
>rereleased 2 months ago
>17th highest player count on Steam
which of these games would you say has better stood the test of timethat's right it was Skyrim
>>164245514
not to mention its literally a pleb game
>>164245514
oi
fuck you
bump my thread
>>164245514
single player is incomparable to multiplayer
>>164245626
skyrim is so poorly made its ridiculous.
now that I think of it
>>164241645
That's what tiggers do best!
>>164241506
>not scotsman skullcutter
>not eyelander
Oh come on. Is it even viable to use anything besides those two as Demoknight?
it is done.
>>164246531
what kind of pirates used greatswords you big dumb
>>164235530
what's wrong with stock hud
>>164246567
>scot resist
Good demo
>demo on wave 2 after there are no more uber meds
badI say that mainly I go demo because I won't fuck it up but kills my hand after 2+ waves of click click click
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiG36d0NSH8
>This video is sponsored by Marketplace.tf ( https://marketplace.tf/?utm_source=yo... ), the best place to buy cheap, instantly tradable TF2 items instantly. Make sure you use coupon code: UNCLE at checkout to get a buy-ten-get-one-free deal on Mann Co Keys.
UNCLE DANE THE SHILL MAIN!
>return to game after 2 years
>Want to sell a key
>bacpack.tf and sites like that traders refuse
>go to trade servers
>full of retards like years ago but worse, whats left of them became cringier
>people dont even trade there anymore
I just want to sell a key, but its gotten fucking worse I swear. Whats the best place to buy and sell things?
god dammit why is it so hard to find a server that runs freight
>>164240117
>not using the marxman on spy
>>164152473
>tfw u push last with 1 hp
>>164248582
>not being able to find a buyer
>on backpack.tf
how
literally all you have to do is go to "Classifieds" and find a buyer
>>164248582
I can buy it off you for your items of choice, trade servers/sites are all terrible and obnoxious to deal withI use both frequently id/substrata
>>164248582
I'll give you 29 ref for a key
>>164250508
>>164250508
I sold it in scrap.tf, some guy reccomended me that one, tt was only a scrap less which is nice.
>>164250402
>see someone asking for it
>send trade offer
>"nah fuck off"
>trade nothing
mega fug
Well heres another story then:
>want some cosmetics
>search in bacpack.tf
>all sell offers are 2-3 refs more than normal price
>fug
>>164251312
Screenshot some of your failed trades because you were fucking something up
jungle=summer
pyro=christmas
heavy=never ever
y/y?
>>164253496
Sure nigga I don't know.
>>164170737
i made a demoman cfg, but it applies to every class when i start
>>164253496
Possibly.
Valve seems awefully keen on spending as much time as possible doing as little as possible.
So getting a bunch of community made hats and maps alongside one valve made map, and then a couple weapon rebalances and some dumb changes to pyro after a year and a half of development seems accurate.
>>164254354
it applies when you switch to demo, so you would have to put commands in scout.cfg, soldier.cfg, medic.cfg, etc as I said here >>164171512
>>164240117
Why would I want this
>>164254354
>>164254427
It's handy to make a new cfg called something like "classreset" that undoes everything the specific cfg's do and put "exec classreset.cfg" at the top of them all so you don't have to copypaste every new change you make to every cfg.
>>164255096
because it uses fear to fuel it's flame
can you still wear 3 different antlers together
>>164152473
Alright guys I'm in need of cosmetic recommendations that make my mercs look like they've "seen some shit". Probably gonna go with the lone survivor for soldier.
What cosmetics should I get for the other classes?
198.58.114.237:27015
Free entry to the tournament, prizes for winners.
Starting as soon as possible.
Dear /tf2g/, how do I get good?
>>164255951
This is what I could do for you my duder
>>164257329
I like it, this is definitely a good place to help me start, thanks bro.
>>164256435
Heartbreak's second point should be "has more healing points than the med"
>>164256435
I love these so much
No wonder no one plays this game anymore
>>164263283
>no one plays tf2 anymore
Its only lower than gta because gta has an actual event going right now.
The problem is its got a pretty high turn over on players.
Its a good game, but with level dev support to fix some big problems. Which drives older players away, while being free brings in plenty of people.
And people looking to get into trading for some sick profits.
The best loadout
We did it, boys. 5 v 4. Homies for life
>>164263721
>>164264835
>being proud of beating retards
lol
i bet you push kids who are playing in a sandbox too
>>164264835
+brand new comment
>>164264970
Being proud of being the best. We feel so damn good. Look so damn good
>>164265045
i wish i was there so i could frag you so hard youll spend half the time respawning
>>164265156
I'll spend all the time living a blessed life. Damn, who else can Med that well and look this good? No one. Just your boy, BasedViva
>>164265236
>boy
ban this idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBAwTxUxTCY
krunch time bois
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/666158
this slut is selling nudes in exchange for weapons
gud deel
Why can you not inspect all weapons on valve servers?
>>164265269
Did you just assume vivas gender?
Fucking reeee.
>>164257329
You can give the sniper a gray beard and a military hat to make him look more rusty.
Which coat is best?
>>164267440
Coif.
>>164267561
Looks weird.
>>164267783
You got your LOD settings jacked down or something?
>>164266253
The only weapons that work properly with inspections are stock weps (since only stock weps have skins), meaning reskins and unlocks may or may not clip with hands. They would have to redo a lot of the inspect animations to make them work with all weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgDg9CwE61E
See what I mean for yourself. There's three of these vids if you want to see every class and all inspections that are in the game so far (including animations for weapons that don't have skins yet).
>>164267440
three
>>164267982
Old laptop. Spent all my new pc money on paying off school bills.
Are there still any people who make videos that aren't completely cancerous?
>>164268464
https://www.youtube.com/user/tw1zt3dcl0wn
>>164268731
>that name
are you serious?
>>164267783
I use fancy dress uniform and killer kits, they fit with that hat so try one of those.
>>164256435
>"wtf is our med doing?"
Why that felt so much realistic?
Anyway... Start from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWoA6B9VfQ
Useful channels
https://www.youtube.com/user/gavinc27
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHempfling
happy new year tf2g
>practicing rollouts with warvad stream in the background
maximum comfy
>>164269639
same to you anon
here's to a new year
Oh man, i ran into gay dane on a trade server.
>>164270669
>implying regular dane isn't the gay dane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sv-iJT0fPE
>>164270669
only fools go to firepowered.
Which one?
>>164270878
I was just trying to sell a pro ks gun.That I ended up keeping cause I've always wanted a strange kritz and I don't know why I was trying to sell it.
>see file name
>>164270978
Thereby not proving, but providing strong evidence towards my theory.
>>164271037
>>164270914
>No Ein
>>164271080
I never said anything to the contrary.
>>164271124
True, but I saw the option to put the Weekend Update gag in there.
>>164271037
4, by far the best one. 2 is a good runner up though.
>>164271114
huh, might get him too. Or alternitevly other misc that fits the "serious" engie looking aspect?
>>164271364
>Not giving all of your mercs a bird friend
>>164271428
>having friends
lolololol friends are for losers.
Man, I found out about some useful gems in some classes, give a try:
>Scout - Backscatter
I know everyone loves Soda Popper or stock Scattergun, but if you can sneak around and use backtrack flank routes this thing becomes a beast.
It drops Medic, Spy or Demo easily once you decide to sting them. Larger spray is a downside, but if you can maintain the route at higher floors it's not a big deal at all. Spraying pockets from behind can be fun
>Demoman - Scottish Resistance:
I know it's worse than SBL at close combat, but setting stickies at different gates is a great comfort. You can reliably stickyjump without minding the traps you laid before.
I suggest more than one sticky shots at close range combine with your GL shots, abuse the extra 25% fire rate and slower prime time; try to keep distance and flick charged shots at range.
>Heavy - Family Business
By the way, Shotgun and FB are great way to duke it out against Demoman as a Heavy. Also think about pesky air divers like Spy and Pyros for better reaction time.
Not loud like Minigun but still gets the job done, if you're choked back into a low valley, switching to Shotgun may save your arse.
>>164270914
i'm trying my hardest to see a difference between 1 and 3
what am i missing here
>>164272906
>Backscatter
Kinda lacks on heavier classes due to them being more resistent and able to turn and fuck you and your shitty minicritics
>Family Business
Tomislav kinda fixes the problem wth demos but its more functional a deployable health kit for you and your team than a shitty low damage shotgun.
>>164273057
3 is >>164271037
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO NEW YEAR NEW TEARS WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO OH WOW.
>>164274780
Did you see the video of star watching his old videos?
He has such an intense bromance with jerma it's not even funny.
I watched Uncle Dane for the first time, ended up on my autoplay. I thought he was an annoying cancer faggot so I never watched him, but I was presently surprised.
>>164275618
a lot of his recent videos are shit
>>164275280
When he revealed that the "It's Over" joke referred to their enjoyment for TF2, I died a little inside.
>>164275706
I mean I knew he hasn't liked the game in ages, but yea it was still a bummer.
>>164275758
It's always hard but I don't blame him, he seemed to be the one who lead the charge into overwatch with the sponsors and them paying him to shill there game. Also whenever ever a tf2 video personality seems to go and play overwatch, they almost always seem to find freinds to play with. Same happened to muselk, used to play alone with most of his videos, now he has a little posse of buttbuddies that star in all of his videos, they them selfs have even grown from the exposure he has given them.
I dunno man it, ever time a semi-popular person leaves it's like the game is that much closer to losing relevancy.
>>164276523
As long as tf2 remains free, it will be alive. Blizzard can't run games to save it's life, OW won't last and neither will the people who jumped ship to play it. They'll just hop on to the next super popular game
s20 hl medals FUCKING WHEN
>>164276523
>>164276619
It doesn't really help that valve is now actively making the game worse, right around when overwatch came out.
>>164276952
True. I think we need to hit the hard reset button and just balance everything from the ground up. Vanilla TF2 is pretty damn good, but if unlocks have to stay, we need to make old things and new things work together.It'll never happen.
>>164276952
Yea, It's one of the main reasons I don't play as much.In fact i'm playing overwatch right now.
>>164277056
I'd be playing OW if it didn't suck.
>>164277194
It sucks less than current tf2, barely
>>164277194
Damn son chill wit tha roasts.
>>164277230
I can still play on community servers in tf2 and have fun. It's this lack of simple features that keeps turning me away.
>>164277298
You're right.
At least they have no limits, and we should have proper community servers soon.
>>164277039
Release tf2 is pretty shit dude.
>>164277575
>Release tf2 is pretty shit dude.
Have to disagree. When the last time you played vanilla? Reminds me of why the game is so good to begin with. Didn't have huge balance problems until unlocks became a thing.
>>164277716
If you mean release 2007 TF2 I've never played that because I started playing in 2009.
I've seen what release looks like, it's bad and has a tiny amount of maps.
>Didn't have huge balance problems until unlocks became a thing.
Airblast didn't exist, amongst other things.
I mean, pyro is currently the worst class by far but still.
>>164278097
I'm not talking full on release version, I'm talking about class balance that comes with vanilla.
>>164278204
>I'm not talking full on release version, I'm talking about class balance that comes with vanilla.
Then you're going to have to describe vanilla.
>>164278253
Stock
>>164277716
>>164278097
Orange Box TF2 has less to offer than TFC
>>164278204
>I'm a moron who cannot communicate
Thats unfortunate for you
>>164278312
Ha ha ha, stockmoron.
>>164278372
Terrible post
>>164278312
Stock isn't that great either. Sure it's fine for some of them but not all of them
>>164279051
Because now there are just simply better options, but in a game where everyone is forced to use stock it's pretty damn balanced.
>>164249012
Why do you care about that map
>>164279493
>Instead of balancing things let's just remove everything
You should work for riot
>>164279751
That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying that stock provides a really solid base game, and since so much shit has been added to the game, some serious reworking is required.
>>164276952
Tf2 is litteraly fine idk what changes you guys are so mad about. It's more the lack of changes. Sure the bison nerf sucks but rebalancing has made this game a lot better. 6s is a lot faster paced now even compared to 3 years ago. I think casual is fine too now once they fix the dead game thing.
>>164281470
>Tf2 is litteraly fine idk what changes you guys are so mad about.
Did you miss meet your match?
Ruined casual? Pissed off comp fags?
>>164281579
>Pissed off comp fags
Isn't that like remarking that the sky is blue?
I'd be more surprised if compfags managed to keep it together
>>164282132
Same, but still.
>Join Mann Up mode
>Tell everyone I'm bad at scout and I'm swapping
>No one wants to swap
>Sniper of all things is yelling and refusing to switch
>He bitches enough they finally just kick
>mfw
>>164282781
>sniper of all things
don't hate, sniper can be pretty effective in mvm
but yeah that's a shitty experience
>>164282781
>join mvm match
>pick class
>umm anon you need to change to the class we need
>no
>kicked
Every fucking time
>>164282781
>>164284779
>join mann up
>pick medic
>someone goes medic around wave 4
>be spy because the sapper has a lot of good potential
>"WAAAH SPY IS USELESS"
>try kicking me twice
>they fail both times
>we get through the three other waves without a single failure
>>164174493
...What?
Why?
Why would you do that?
>>164174493
They probably won't give a shit. You're just an ant in their lawn.
>>164227910
Anon... Is it true? Do you suck dick?
Just curious. N-no homo.
>anon
Now that I've got good at movement and aiming nothing feels as fun as dancing all around motherfuckers as a little engie blastin' them down one by one with my trusty shotty
Anyone else know this feeling?
>join casual game
>its payload
>blu team is almost on last point
>full of pubstompers
>step out of spawn and get meatshotted by scout
>die
>they win
>i disconnect
>mfw i just lost 5 mins of my life and all i got is another couple of deaths on my casual stats
>habbens atleast 6 times a day
>>164286928
>valve will never make join-in-progress optional
>>164286992
gee i wonder why
>>164246785
free2plays think taking generic top 10000 player config off the internet will magically make their aim less shit
>>164282781
>anything but demoman in mvm
i never understood this. it isn't like scouts and spies are as big a problem as in multiplayer since they only go in predecided paths and demo is the only character who can destroy tanks reliably. two demomen could win by themselves while everyone else waits in spawn, but no lets all go scout and sniper
>>164288140
>demo is the character that can destroy tanks reliably
Have you never gone krit pyro?
Eats though tanks like they are candy.
>>164288413
more than a krit demoman?
>>164276619
Isn't WOW still one of the most popular MMOs in the field? Blizzard running the game well or not doesn't matter to a lot of people who will play it only because it was put out by Blizzard.
>>164275706
>>164275758
the reveal of the lost coffee, cheetos, chicken joke has put both Jermas chat into meltdown and its great
>>164289234
its still the most popular but its been in sharp decline since Wrath of the Lich King, Cata removed all the good boss mechanics making it "press this button twice a fight", then Pandaria made trash mobs in dungeons immune to CC, making it babbies first dps chart simulator. And both of those added more and more "haha heres a free max level character so you can play the endgame once then fuck off and never play again"
join king of the hill map, a 6's team all with unusuals camping the point clearly on mic together all turning in unison at every approaching enemy.
How the fuck am i supposed to fight that shit solo, you bomb the sniper, the 2 triggerbot scouts clean up, you kill the scouts the rest kill you. Just leave and move on, how do they even have fun like this.
>>164290872
Which only furthers my position that people are going to continue playing OW in large numbers for a very long time.
>>164282781
>guy with hundred tours rages at me when I get an aussie black box on my 6th
>>164291734
i got that gold mini on my first, the endlessly flowing salt was real in every tour since
http://www.tf2items.com/id/SquattingExpert
I've been offered 175$ on this
Should I do it
>>164161967
So that medics can dominate people
>>164292102
Your two unusuals are worth more than that.
Don't let the jews win.
If you aren't playing any more sell the hats and cash out the rest.
Is there a new popular hack i havent heard about? every server ive joined today has had a triggerbot spy getting stab chains of 6 facestabs around the cart over and over even while theyre facing him and shooting him. Its pretty ridicoulous
>>164291963
I wish the weapon displayed how many tours it took to get it
>>164292772
It does.
The weapon level corresponds to which tour it dropped on.
Its handy for getting level 100+ weapons.
reset my hours in like augest or someting
>>164293092
i think mine must be lv 0 cause of the first tour
it has no level at all
>>164294176
Look it up through steam and see if a level pops up.
>>164294176
you can check it by using backpack tf
>>164294228
>>164294329
no level on steam, backpacktf defaults to lv 1
>>164294115
post stats
what the fuck do you guys even talk about here anymore?
>>164294716
How much better Overwatch is
>>164294664
>>164294716
tf2. mostly pubs because everyone decent left to try to make money playing overwatch (they aren't making much money :r )
>>164294115
Keep on fighting the good fight anon
>>164288478
Crit demo requires canteens or a medic up his ass, phlog pyro can solo tanks by himself.
Demo is good in the right hands.
Sniper is good with the right person, a wave 1 sniper I am always worried with because the upgrades will make it take longer.
Spy on wave 1 is just useless, please stop saying you're a good spy and just listen for a wave or two.
>>164275618
>presently
>>164292262
Where do I get my unusuals checked?
bp.tf is alright but out of date mostly
>>164295898
Bp is pretty much it.
All the other spreadsheets and shit died long ago.
>>164295426
it all boils down to skill but i still think you are wrong. demoman without any canteens or krits can take out over half the health of a tank on his own with just stickies (which is all i really expect people to use in mvm) and it takes absolutely no skill whatsoever to spam stickies under the tank. he is the best with crowd control as well which makes him useful against all the other pools of enemies. crits bots aren't even a threat because demo can attack around corners whereas pyro cannot (and with phlog cant even reflect them). engineer bots are absolutely fucked too. and all big bots in general are no threat at all. i feel like everything but medic, engineer, and demoman are entirely situational with the only issue demoman really has being snipers. upgraded sticky bomb launcher fires fast, detonates fast, reloads fast, gets more ammo, he is in fact overpowered in mann vs machine
>>164295949
The problem is that the bp prices for mine are really, really old and I'm not sure how they're holding up today.
The unusual bible also is dead, where can I ask people?
Does Heavy need a buff?
>>164296276
i don't think so at all, he feels just fine right now. he is really good at the role of defense, even in competitive, last point especially. all of his alternative primaries find use from me, they are all great situational weapons. if there are scouts natasha will fuck them up. if there are other heavies brass beast will fuck their shit up. and so on
i think instead of buffing heavy nerf soldier (remove 50 health) and engineer (remove tier 3 sentry)
>>164296003
I was just talking about tanks.
I'm not that skilled with demo and usually go soldier since rockets are easier for me to use and score direct hits with. And medic is a situation class, sometimes not even needed but engi is a required class.
Dispenser for ammo and health and the sentry is great at blocking and damage output.
Though my views are just from two cities. I've just gotten to where I know what works well where and when.
>scout can reliably take on a Heavy
>no one sees a problem
>>164296165
I guess go on unusual trade servers and make some trades on the trading sites that still exist.
>>164297497
only if the heavy has poor aim. i don't always do very well against scouts as heavy but i can recognize that it is my own failure. i mostly play as scout and i commonly win against heavies but not all the time and when that happens they consistently fuck my shit up. a good heavy player is so far and few because nobody practices as him but i don't think its because hes imbalanced, only most players which choose him are fucking terrible
>>164297497
>Assuming perfect play, it takes the scout almost two seconds to 3-shot a heavy
>Assuming perfect play, it takes 0.2 seconds for the heavy to shoot twice at the scout, with all 8 bullets hitting and killing him
The problem is that heavy players are retarded and rely on crutches
>>164297882
>Not accounting for rev up time
>>164297948
it has better range though, the only time he should manage to get close to you is ambush
>>164297948
>rev up time
>When everybody is using tomislav
u so fanny, i keel you last
>It's a episode of the other team knows how to play while your team of gibus spies and snipers have 0 points the entire game
>>164299074
>playing on minecraft + german censorship mode at the same time
SOMETIMES U FRAG, SOMETIMES U GET FRAGGED
>>164299195
VAT WAS THAT
>>164299326
>getting dominated
lol scrub
>>164299386
If anyone has them, can someone show me what the head warmer and the combustible cutie look like together on pyro?
The clipping must be amazing.
>play mvm as heavy
>guy yells at me for knocking back the nuke demo
>says there's no logic in slowing the giant robot down by pushing him away
>>164301704
Loadout.tf is your friend
>>164304416
when will that awful thing be PYROVISION restricted
how autistic is this
>go on a community server
>medic ubers me
>i fuck up horribly and waste it
>he tells me i don't deserve my unusual
>still thinking about it months later even though since then i've sold all my unusuals and have pretty much quit tf2
>>164291734
Holy shit and on the next tour I got an aussie mini gun.
>>164305673
post heavy
yo i got permabanned from facepunch for telling a mod to fuck off can i come back here
sure why not
>>164307225
Is that a permaban?GG
>>164306119
how many people are on the tf2 team now, three?
jesus christ this game is dead
>>164307435
I hope its because people are just that busy working on jungle/pyro updates.
I doubt it though.
>>164307225
post heavy
>>164292530
In honesty; no. Though there are shit ton of facestab tutorials out there for matadors and fake steps.
Yet that doesn't prove that he's innocent.
>>164297497
I see no problem as well. For Scout to tripple shot and kill Heavy, Heavy must have;
1. shit aim, or a mentality that gun aims for itself since it has a "huge crosshair"
2. distracted by something he should NOT prioritize over a sneaking Scout or a Spy.
What this anon said stands true:
>>164297824
>>164297948
>not jump revving already
>>164307810
>>164307589
Guess they've completely abandoned the existing beta maps since they're making this new jungle one.
>>164305181
>easiest class
I don't know what you find so autistic about it
>>164308604
I like your shotgun name AnonYour hat looks like shit though
Why are the cats so expensive Jesus dick
>>164309751
because kawaii and desu and it goes well with my lime/pink max head
>>164307412
the slick looks a lot better with black hair
>>164308604
funkel dane is that you
>>164308604
hey FUCKe
No Mans sky still came in the top 10 on the best sellers list, maximum kek
Tf2 is in the top 20 with GrindFrame
>>164311673
>TF2 didn't win the test of time award
>>164311673
>all those dumb goys who fell for the space meme
>>164311781
it was literally a popularity contest
no one should have expected skyrim not to win
>>164312827
if the category would have involved "series" Civ and Elder Scrolls as a legacy have stood the test of time far longer than tf2. But no, it has fucking Civ 6 and Skyrim pretend theyre old boys like a /b/ newfag failing a triforce
>>164296524
>nerf soldier and engineer
Holy shit thats awful
>>164296524
dont lose sight of the traingles. Its not heavies job to kill sentries, nerfing engi doesnt help heavy at all, it just hugely buffs scout pyro and soldier who can them roam and freekill everything
>>164313938
Honestly it should've been between tf2 and aoe2
>TF2
>Still played regularly by quite a lot of people, still being updated, still a good game in of itself
>AoE2
>Arguably the only non-SC RTS still relevant today, after 20 years
I'm getting tired of this game because there is no reward for doing well.
>>164314714
>6th game played more in Steam
>The 17th game more played in Steam won
Last holiday crate.
>>164315849
Should have just uncrated during the halloween event.
>>164316040
Yeah, it seems that these winter crates have horrible odds of getting anything over blue items
>>164318069
Same for the Invasion crates. I bought maybe 30 crates and only got one red. A few purples, but only one red.
But the hope that the next one is a strange unusual burning flames and nebula mixed laced with love makes me want to open more.
>>164286992
>>valve will never make join-in-progress optional
Yea man let's make servers even worse.
This shit didn't happen in the old system.
Nice hitboxes
>>164320602
That was an amazing shot
>>164320769
wasted on a bad class
>>164320769
thx
>>164320959
Agreed, pyro is complete shit, the backburner and an idiotic enemy team is the only way to have fun with it
>>164320959
desu i wish pyro was viable
he's really fun to play compared to scout or soldier, but he gets shat on in any serious environment
i'm hoping the Pryo update will fix him. but I know it'll either change nothing, or make him OP as fuck but unfun to play as/against
>>164321790
no he isn't fun to play. he's not fun to play because there's no skill you can build as pyro besides pressing 1 and 2
>>164322257
you're supposed to use the shotgun
there's no skill you can build as soldier besides pressing 1
there's no skill you can build as medic besides pressing M1
>fighting against someone who always seems to know where you are
I just makes me think they have wall hacks.
Just had a guy who was dead and on respawn shot me from his spawn when I was all the way at the last point.
Then another guy who rocket jumped and aimed right at where I was, where the only person who knew I was there was a engi.
>>164322809
>keeping m1 pressed as medic
>>164322942
Were you capping the point or played as a disguised Spy?
>>164323382
I only really play payload anymore. I was on upward and he managed a head shot while I was upstairs and he was going around to the 4th point on the ramp.
>>164324076
valve completely fucked spy with the addition of being able to see teammates through walls
it was possible that he was respawning and noticed that one teammate appeared out of nowhere (you disguising/uncloaking) so he knew you were a spy
though, there are still many cheaters in tf2 and that might also be the case
>top 100 best sellers on steam purely based on revenue
>TF2 is 24
How am I supposed to feel?
>>164325010
I was soldier not spy. Both him and the other guy both had lft in their name. So either good or hacks.
Which can be seen as one or the other. But the bullshit headshot is what really made me question them.
>>164325273
Different anon here. What were their names?
>>164326091
Can't recall. They aren't coming up in players met and I really don't care that much.
It just bugged me enough that he was able to headshot me where he should have had no idea I was near there. And the other time being shot at directly when he couldn't have known I was there.
Then again the soldier might have had some gamesense seeing as his launcher had 17K kills.
I know this maybe unrelated, but does anyone have a spare Test of Time Steam trading card from the holiday sale?
>>164326801
STOP
>>164322257
reflect jumping maybe? but it's so situational it's practically useless
>he doesnt use min view models
its like you dont want maximum clarity
//164330828
shit HUD
>>164329478
yea
i'll give it to you for a ref
happy new year hypercucks
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
Anyone interested in buying an unusual festive Killstreak Woodland Warrior (minimal wear) rocket launcher with an icy cool effect? It's a nice wep, but I don't play soldier often. Plus, I'm in need of some extra funds since my boss hasn't given me my paycheck yet.
>>164331373
yeah i bet you like your ugly ass giant health and ammo, so you cant miss it. the only other acceptable hud is default min mode
Post Pyros
>>164333841
>>164319407
>Yea man let's make servers even worse.
>Not getting thrown into a game mid-match with half a team getting spawncamped by unusuals makes the game worse
?????????
>Enemy pyro runs around with stock flamethrower and never presses M1
>Always airblasts, stops moving, whips out reserve shooter and minicrits you from 20 feet
There is a special place in hell for people like these
>>164334957
>enemy pyro stands 200 feet away and spams the scorch shot into your spawn
>comes around once your team finally pushes out and wipes them out with phlog crits
>>164334957
Blame the developers of such a retarded fucking class/weapon.
>>164335386
I'll admit I do this.
Barnblitz was almost won by firing shots into blu spawn until they pushed with two ubers and a crits.
>>164335507
i'm not saying you deserve to contract cancer but you do
>>164219851
you make it out as if its a big deal lol
>>164335386
>waaah why don't people play in a way that I can kill them easily :(((
>>164335386
I'm sorry but i do this, only that instead of spawn i aim at chokes and sniper/engi nests
Only way i found to have fun while playing pyro, and i just got the perfect weapon for it
It was sold to me like this, and i don't think i'll restore any of it
>>164335626
I'm not reserve shooting people. And most of the time I die because no pocket medic.
any one have a prof ks scattergun kit theyre trying to sell?
>>164293092
dont autists pay top dollar for lvl 100+ aussies?
Speaking of pyro
>>164337660
This takes skill, trust me.
>>164337660
ALOHA SNACKBAR
>>164337660
My favorite anime is RWBY
>>164337660
arthur and fern epilepsy fic
>>164337660
fuck you, stop playing sniper
>>164338129
>>164337660
seconding this
>>164338238
Thank god this time it was quick
Also i don't get it
>>164338519
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12216672/1/Arthur-and-Fern-Epilepsy
>>164338707
>51 chapters
>>164338707
i wasn't ready for his other stories
>>164339447
Oh jesus christ why did you make me check
how many of these does he even have
>>164338707
>I am a Male who is 34 years old.
>I have lots of Bibles and key chains.
>I Delete all Flames on my stories. No exceptions. I Hate flames. Only positive reviews i allow.
>Some stories i have is bathing not sexual.
>>164334383
Yes, it does, because that means that the already existing awful problem of servers just dying or becoming a 4v12 as soon as one person leaves becomes even worse.
>>164340432
Nobody actually sticks around through a stomp unless they don't know there's a disconnect button, though.
>>164340690
That's exactly my point.
>on fire
>teammate pyro walking by spychecks me then carries on
>>164340781
Then it doesn't become worse you boner, it stays exactly the same but doesn't force others to waste 5 minutes finding a game only to be put in one they're going to leave immediately.
>>164341440
It becomes a lot worse because now backfill not existing is no longer a bug it's a feature and you might as well just leave the server after every game (which is what they had in mym for a while and it was shit).
The faster they just make it literally quickplay the better you can play the game without all of this horse shit.
>>164338707
>Gay group arrested
comic when
drawings when
>tfw TF2 is oficially dead in your country
For the past 2 weeks I haven't been able to join a pub with more than 5 players on each team on the same 3 maps. And before the matchmaking update the game was actually experencing a revival with more community servers and variety.
Great job, Valve.
>>164342941
I can only think that they killed it on purpose after overwatch came out.
Shame that overwatch isn't that great, though it might be eventually
>>164343041
The worst part is I'm finding more hackers now than in all my previous years playing the game. The new system actually defends hackers, since enemy players will NEVER kick them out since they ensure victory.
>>164343041
I feel like it was a backfired attempt at making people want to play community servers more. This way, they can start shutting down Valve TF2 servers to save money without losing players.
But when they realized that people would rather quit playing than use the server browser, they had to 'fix' casual by making it more like quickplay.
>>164343998
>community servers
on no
Soldier needs a primary that is not just a stat change, something like the loose cannon, crusaders crossbow and huntsman.
Ideas?
daily reminder that if you're playing a competitive format and it's not 6's, then you're just really bad at the game.
>>164345016
that would be the beggar's
if anyone, heavy needs a minigun like that
>>164345016
>Soldier needs a primary that is not just a stat change, something like the loose cannon, crusaders crossbow and huntsman.
Well there's the beggar's and the cow mangler
>>164345174
Might as well play Sm4sh competitively lmao
>>164345174
>I don't enjoy the purest form of the game, using all available classes in the way it would have been originally designed to have been played competitively
Hmm, really maks u tink
How long does it take (((marketplace.tf))) to confirm my shit, I just want my Giger Counter
>>164345174
what about 4s?
>>164345514
>purest form of the game
>no class switching allowed
>>164345695
That's why it's purer, because it utilizes every class. The way this game is meant to be played.
>>164345279
A riot shield
>20% resistance to all dmg from the front including headshots, does not stack with the fists of steel
>10% dmg bonus to your secondary and melee
>removes minigun
>>164345695
4's and ultiduo are acceptable...
>>164345514
of course i enjoy pubs.
>>164345768
>"hey I know Engineer isn't really useful on 5cp but you have to run one anyways"
>"need to coordinate a flank with rotating soldiers? no you have to run a Pyro who does nothing but spycheck all game"
>"6 classes watching a Medic/Demoman/Sniper carry them is the 'purest form' of gameplay"
face it the only people who like HL are those who aren't good enough to play a high skill ceiling class like Scout, Soldier, Demoman, or Medic
>>164346232
Anyone who likes highlander or 6s is a fag because neither of them are the real game, though highlander is (somewhat) closer.
>>164346232
solution: don't play 5CP, play the infinitely superior payload.
>>164346232
5 cp is shit anyway
>>164346232
5CP is a trash gamemode though, it's the official gamemode of 6s for a reason.
Payload and attack/defense are the best gamemodes in this fucking game.
>>164345635
Selling or buying? I've got a lot of stuff that really isn't priced and would like to unload it.
Gamemode tier list
Payload > A/D > KotH > Meme Gamemodes > Territorial Control >>>>>>> 5CP
>>164346752
Buying one, sorry mate but I pretty much only do money for item trades nowadays (unless I'm buying keys for an unusual). I keep no keys in my bp.
>>164346903
Oh ok, well I've got both versions in my bp. I just was thinking about cashing most of my stuff out.
the only way to improve 6's and its meta is to move to a/d maps. i agree that 5cp is a stalematey gamemode
but payload in 6's is retarded
>>164338707
>Why Betty does not mind if Phil and Lil are naked and Chuckie has no genitals
>>164347127
Wasn't steel a comp map for a while, some seasons ago?
>>164347834
>Steel
>>164347834
steel shouldn't be played competitively, not even in that cesspit called highlander
>>164348334
>6s babby is mad because he gets fucked by any class that's not demo/scout/solly
>>164348334
why not
>>164348469
Because the map is trash and stalematey
Pyro update in january?
Anyone has the picture with the I DID NOT PAY 3000 FUCKING DOLLARS reddit post? Not only the copypasta, but the reddit screenshot?
>It's a aimbot joins the other team and they don't kick him because he's the only reason they are winning episode
>>164348687
Here's the pastebin for it: http://pastebin.com/Uc2fK1Vb
I'll look for the reddit post
>>164348687
>>164348687
>>164348782
>>164348925
Someone post the comic
>>164349036
Hey tradefags,
My name is XxX420Y0l05c0p3XxX, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pricelists. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kills? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who are POOR and IRISH because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wearing a hat made of three other hats.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I wear a gibus, pyrovision goggles, and my merc badge. How much money did you spend on this game? All your mother could afford? I also top scoreboards, and picked up your aussie scatter (And then I killed you with it; Shit was SO cash). You are all tradefags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and your scattergun.
P.S. I don't have the comic
>>164348563
>the map is trash
>Help i can't follow huge ass arrows pointing me towards the points
>>164349591
>it's a Steelfag assumes people don't like his map because of its confusing design, and not just the poor design for push/hold locations, corridors, and little open space for vertical movement in most areas episode
Yes, good goy- I mean guy! Make more alts and buy those .99 cent stamps for Steel to show your support
|>
|3
>>164348464
>hl babby is mad because he joined a 6's lobby as roamer and got repped for being bad and not knowing how to play.
>>164350316
>implying I don't play both
>implying I don't think Highlander is more fun because playing half of the available characters in the game is cancerous
whats the best map mode for competitive?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12009809
what classlimits do you think are the best?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12009825
>not being MvM master race
>mfw main MvM
>too dumb to play against real players
>get worked up when someone does something wrong in the gamemode about killing bots
>never experienced the joy of airshotting a real player
>>164350586
>/tf2g/ likes 5cp
Why am I not surprised, you people have shit taste.
>>164350670
MvM is fun but I would not just play it, personally farming waves of mindless drones is much more fun than farming actual robots.
>>164350849
>5cp
>bad taste
i miss the time when shitters weren't afraid to play 5cp maps like yukon or freight
>>164350670
Im still trying to figure out how people are selling their kits to pay for their fucking tickets. I have a full page of kits and I dont know which ones are worth keeping and where to sell them. Help me tf2g, youre my only hope
>>164350849
Fairly easy map type to make, easy for everybody to understand as long as there are enough signs to tell you where the next point is.
>>164350961
I miss when shitters didn't enjoy steamroll gamemodes and instead liked superior attack/defense style gameplay.
>>164351050
that's at least a 3 minute conversation, add me.
>>164351098
>/tf2g/ers being simpletons
Predictable.
Also I've seen your Fallout Scout before, it's a nice set man.
>>164350771
>think im god with pipes for sniping giants walking in a straight line with projectile speed upgrades.
>play payload and dont get a single direct hit with pipes
>quit for a month
tfw play attack/defense and payload when i dont feel like getting steamrolled
>>164351247
Thanks.
I've also built a 3cp Vault map but the format really puts too much pressure on last to be all that fun. I'd have to expand it to 5cp to really get an enjoyable experience out of it, but I'm kind of out of ideas on where I'd put that extra level space.
whats the best demoknight setup
allow gunslingers to throw their minisentries
holding m1 pushes the blueprint forward, like stickies
>>164351775
shield
sword
and maybe some sort of grenade launcher maybe, if you can aim, idk
>>164351957
which shield and which sword tho
>>164351986
skip the sword if youre using a nade launcher
>>164352278
wrong. you should skip the shield if you're using sword
>>164351986
Or use the skullcutter with it, literally no downside
>>164352352
so boots, stickies and sword?
enjoy not catching up to your enemies
>>164352352
>Skip shield
They said they're doing demoknight
what is the best tf2 video and why is it this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73IRm9x1qo
>>164351941
>>164353525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5AHXqewzs
>>164352908
skip sticky then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2PYtRULGcM&feature=youtu.be
wtf i love russia now
http://www.strawpoll.me/12010153
idubbz hates tf2 confirmed
http://www.strawpoll.me/12010153
idubbz loves tf2 confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDNdN9LQPY
>>164354017
>le tf2g sekrit klub videoI'm just salty because my voice is too shit and my backpack is to POOR and IRISH to be part of it
>>164355669
I found his steam account a while back, he has 550~ hours on it, aka his most played game.
>Favorite TF2 related website
>Favorite TF2 hud
>Favorite TF2 gamemode
>Favorite FOSS (free open source software)
>>164358271
>Favorite TF2 related website
tf2center
>Favorite TF2 hud
ahud
>Favorite TF2 gamemode
5cp / 6v6
>Favorite FOSS (free open source software)
GIMP (Green Is My Pepper)
>>164153607
Scout
Medic, heavy
idk i just like to have fun and those classes seem the most fun with the less skill
>>164153607
Pyro
Soldier, Demo, and sometimes pyro
Valve kept on nerfing pyro and the mobility of the pyro is ass.
red pill me /tf2g/
i've been playing pub servers all my life
what servers do i play if i wanna do "the real thing"
aka. competitively
>>164359993
dont, it kills the fun, just find more community servers
>>164359993
the real game is valve pubs, but those barely exist anymore
enough is enough.
what did he mean by this
tf2r.com/krobcyh.html
When are they going to revert the pick up weapons change
Did someone else saw that at least 3 persons bought a ring tonight? One of those was Robbie Rotten which gave "this net that I just found" to Sportacus. I chuckled even though its a dead meme.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gMWi3XWJO0mU1WRYhTwSGbSFVMheVbbTNAOSIkBk7sQ/edit?usp=sharing
^killstreak craft costs spreadsheet
>>164201140
I use one set for all of my classes:
>Merc's Mohawk, nuts n bolts
>Breakneck Baggies
>Dead of Night, dark no nades
All painted Mann Co Orange.
R8
Guess the character
>>164366737
DeeDeDee?
>>164366737
that guy from friday13th
I have like 25 bucks TFG
what single item should I buy to show im the l33test g4m3r on the pub server
>>164367630
lime paint
>>164367630
chip in five more bucks for the banana meme hat
thats how you show that you're L33T
>>164359993
playcomp.tf
there's not going to be a server in the server browser that you can join lol. you have to use tf2center, mixchamp, or faceit
whats a quality surf map you enjoy /tf2g/?
>>164365776
>mentions the SCM filters but doesn't explain the syntax
Devilish
Back in my day keys were only 3 ref and buds were 30 keys and unusuals dropped 25% of the time and the game was perfectly balanced
Page 10
>>164369687
surf_waterworks
>>164370883
>3 ref
newfig pls
>>164369687
surf_it_omnific
>>164369687
surf_utopia_v3because the server that had it was the only one whose owner had a functioning brain and knew he needed a real bhop plugin to make surfing work
to this day i'm still pissed
>watching Uncle Danes steam
>Geel9 : <message deleted>
>SallytheSentry : @Geel9, you were timed out for linking. (warning)
>Geel9 : <message deleted>
>>164375819
>Basically the whole community knows about your site
>Still feel the need to shill
>launch tf2
>you have new items
>mayflower case
>spies are being an issue so I'm playing pyro
>hear wooshing sound
>look up
>market gardener soldier
>airblast just as he gets to me
>inches away from being gardened
>he lands in front of me
>looks at me for three seconds
>disconnects
>Refined are worth 7 cents
>It's still cheaper to buy keys with metal than with money
>>164373721
>>164374693
>>164374828
thanks gonna check them all out, just one more thing
>>164377178
spellbook magazine
>>164377178
Feminine Penises Vol. 2
>>164377178
Gay sex with hats on
>>164367630
a unique weapon on the community market with a pro ks kit applied
>>164377178
Kurt Cobain's useless item
>>164377178
kurt cobain's last spellbook
>>164377178
my femscout inflation fanfic
>>164377178
Hat-wearing Man
Can someone post that one tf2g image? You guys know the one I mean.
>>164377178
comic when
>>164377882
winrar!
round 2 FIGHT
>>164378095
bimonthly
>>164378095
in two months
>>164378095
never LUL
>>164378095
i need my EEnE and shadow th edgehog slashfics to wank
http://tf2r.com/ktwdd2p.html
Some crappy skins I never use. Good luck!
you fucked up
>>164378095
kurt cobain's last doujinshi
>>164378095
kurt cobain's last porn magazine
>>164378954
great raffle
thanks
you're welcome
>>164378954
good and cool
>>164379184
no problem!
Enjoy!
>>164378095
kurt cobain's last quran
I think I fucked up the raffle. Any ideas?
>>164379372
kys
>>164379372
Make a new one with the right settings. Its not like anyone can enter the current one.
http://tf2r.com/k4mwsvi.html
Fixed
>>164379798
thanks Vibri!
http://tf2r.com/kwu83hm.html
>>164379798
I wanna be gay with you vibri
>>164380343
Is fucking up raffles a new meme?
>>164379798
better than the last guys raffle
>>164380343
http://tf2r.com/use-key/4a3qypz5ke.html bad raffle
http://tf2r.com/kdgy0w3.html
>>164380608
>now it's public
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH
>>164380392
Yeah, I added a bit more for the fucked up.
I never realized raffle making was so hard
Vibri must be really talented
no he just practiced enough
http://tf2r.com/kdh6hdi.html
>he thinks gunboats aren't a crutch
What if they removed the Reserve Shooter for Pyro, but gave him a flare gun that full-crit juggled players?
Stock Grenade Launcher vs Iron Bomber: Which one is worth picking and why?
>>164384551
iron bomber is a crutch
>>164384551
Both are good. Iron Bummer shines when you are good with flicking stickies and want a reliable blast jump alto when dicking around as a hybrid-shield. Faster fuse time is god sent actually.
Stock GL's higher roll and bounce may be useful at certain sceneries where Sentry is placed at a real blindspot chokehold yet bouncing nades off from walls will not help you to improve your situation at all.
>>164384169
How about tweaking Reserve Shooter?
I started to think lower base damage or larger pellet spread would fix the weapon.
is the mad milk a crutch?
>>164387585
Useless is what it is
>>164387585
it's a milk bottle
>>164387585
Its an item that helps the team.
Yeah see this is what a crutch looks like and the mad milk for compairson
rate my Jihadoman. looking for name and description for chest bombs. the splendid screen in Arabic's description roughly translates to 'alt-fire: charge at the infidels and behead them for we are a religion of peace.'
>>164390856
I rate it 9/11
had to improvise a bit on the medibeam
>>164391034
Cute!
>>164390856
nice
>>164390949
oh you ,':^)
>>164391034
improved version
>>164358271
>Favorite TF2 related website
/tf2g/
>Favorite TF2 hud
rayshud
>Favorite TF2 gamemode
P A Y L O A D
>Favorite FOSS (free open source software)
OBS
>>164385892
>having reliable rollers that you know where they stop vs magic jumping beans that you have no control over is a crutch
explain yourself
>>164392104
well, yes, exactly
>>164376973
>buy key for 1.85 over paypal
>buy 30 metal for 2.10 then go through the effort of finding people who take metal for keys
???
>>164392220
Not that guy, but are you saying that having a weapon that is more about reliable prediction as opposed to random game physics is a crutch?
when will upward be fixed?
>>164393095
Its by far the most balanced map for every class
mantreads rework
>jump 20% higher, including blast jumps
>take 50% less fall damage
>landing on players deals damage
>landing from a specific or higher height causes a little earthquake doing small damage to players near you
>>164393459
>>jump 20% higher, including blast jumps
No, fuck off
>>164393493
you still take full damage from jumping, so you wont be able to jump frequently
How do we fix the Disciplinary Action?
>>164393805
Having your speed boosted within 10 seconds of your last boost gives you a 50% weaker speed boost.
>>164378095
pedophillious repellous
>>164378095
STUPID FUCKJING book
can someone explain to me why buying a better graphics card wont improve tf2's performance?
or at least link to an article that explains it well
>>164395103
tf2 is heavily cpu limited
when the source engine was developed gpus where pretty weak so they thought it would be better to optimize for strong cpus (with high clockrate)
>>164395103
Because tf2 is more cpu intensive.
You need a good cpu and a good gpu.
>>164383606
soldier itself is a crutch, hes way too versatile to not be. sure there is skill involved, but everyone is skilled enough to play soldier
>>164395497
maybe in pubs, but we don't care about those
I'm thinking of getting this cosmetic loadout
Opinions?
>>164395793
The hat/glasses don't go with the jacket.
Get a different hat, or get a different third misc.
Is tf2 a scifi game?
Why did the Dirty Bomb general die?
>>164396209
2 weeks after the game came out when the game died.5
>>164395621
ive never seen an outright bad soldier in competitive either
>>164390856
Bedouin bandana
>the guy with the burning flames woolen warmer sold it for a dbd crones dome
I told him I would buy it for 300 keys pure (which is low, but I want it purely for personal use) at the end of jan, and he sold it for essentially 190.
>>164392258
Where the hell do you find people selling so low
Anything under $2 is impossible
>you have been kicked to make room for a reserved slot
>>164399729
Outpost. Big key sellers have an advantage over the little ones, so their prices stay really competitive.
It's paypal trades, and there's basically no risk if you use trusted sellers. Why anybody would buy keys from (((marketplace.tf))) or big name site is beyond me.
>>164400102
me too
>do really well in competitive
>hit rank 12
>suddenly the only player on my team not fresh meat
>nothing but losses
why is this? i cant even win being top of the leaderboards as medic. i accept responsibility being that it is a team but jesus is this 'balancing' or am i just unlucky?
>>164400545
lol at u for thinking theres any kind of attempt at balancing in valve comp
>>164390856
halal
Rate me!
>>164402317
what a stupid mod
but yes i would
>>164402317
You misspelt Pinkie
>>164402506
It's not an MLP reference you numbskull.
It's an Animal Crossing reference.
>>164402781
when's the last time you've played animal crossing, friend?
>>164402781
Not good bait then
>>164402879
This morning.
>>164402882
Using the FemPyro mod isn't good bait?
The Fire Axe?
Pink Cosmetics?
>>164403015
the fire axe is at least. is there any other weapon where there is LITERALLY no reason to use it at all? the third degree is everything fireaxe is, but does damage to healer or person being healed too. there is no downside to it other than the fireaxe being the only pyro melee that actually looks fucking cool
>>164403015
You wouldn't happen to post in /acg/ would you?
I main Direct Hit.
AMA
>>164403784
I shitpost on /vp/, and occasionally visit /acg/.
Harvest is objectively the best KOTH map.
>>164404102
>not highpass
shit taste kys yourself
how do i get into competitive?
>tfw you cap hightower and the eeveryone gets mad
>>164405550
Make the game not dead first
Get people who are playing the game to queue into comp
Play comp
>comp requires dx9 or higher
dead game
>>164406127
I'm sorry your raspberry pi v3 no longer cuts it.
when are we getting another weapon campaign
>>164406940
lmao we didnt even get a proper halloween update
what makes you think theyll do a whole campaign
>>164406940
never
we didn't get a halloween update, we barely got a christmas update
>>164407094
Not him, but 2017 could be much better than 2016 being that its the 10th anniversary.
Not going to hold my breath, but one can always hope.
Hopefully we at least get something biggish on its birthday.
And also hopefully we at least get the pyro update this year.
>>164407308
>Not him, but 2017 could be much better than 2016 being that its the 10th anniversary.
They didn't say a single fucking word for the 9th anniversary so I doubt it.
>>164407094
because all they have to do is slap some skins on and charge it for us, that's less work than halloween
goin 2 stream some dead fortress 2 for a while lads
feel free to drop by and call me a shitter
/soul_air
>some asshole asking 70 keys for a Starstorm Insomnia Napper's Respite (Three exist)
>mate adds him to talk about it
>guy wants friend to suck his dick because of how themed his unusual is and wants 110 keys overpay
>happen to be scrolling though the backpack pages
>find the Starstorm Slumber Nappers Respite (1of1)
>buy it for 32 keys
>about to put in a price suggestion for it so the asshole has no chance in hell of selling his for 70, let alone 110
Justice
>>164395793
I like it, just maybe needs a different hat.
>>164405550
Play faceit.
>>164409285
I'd gladly suck a dick for a hat. I get like a few hundred dollars and to suck a dick
>>164409285
Sorry to burst your bubble, but prices don't matter on collector's effects, especially bible.tf prices from a color variant. You can either buy it from the guy who is selling it or not buy it from the guy who is selling it.
>>164410578
Not him, but
>collector's effects
?
>>164410730
Any effect that comes from a restricted crate and therefore has to be unboxed from a specific crate or you won't even have a chance at it, or can only be unboxed at a specific time of year, or is no longer available.
Some basic generation effects are considered collector's effects anyhow based on how desirable that effect is compared to the rest of the series. Some effects are collector's effects only for one class (flies on sniper)
>>164411053
Cam the halloween effects not be unboxed anymore?
>>164411267
2014 and before cannot be unboxed anymore under the current haloween paradigm. 2015 you can get from Gargoyle Case, 2016 you can get from Creepy Crawly Case.
>>164378095
why the fuck would you name a spellbook
>>164411692
So the tesla coil shark hats are going to keep building
Great
>>164390269
>>164387585
>>164386347
>>164384551
>>164383606
>>164392104
>>164393459
>>164395497
>>164397060
>>164404102
>>164405140
>>164405550
when did the average skill level of /tf2g/ dip this far. you do realize the average user on r/tf2 is miles better than most of you, right? and they wouldn't even be able to play steel. this community which I loved so dearly has become an utter embarrassment. first of all, a few rules of thumb. pubs are fun, but the main focus of the tf2 community should be competitive leagues and tournaments. (matchmaking is not competitive, and valve needs to fix that shit) even if you suck too much horse cock to enjoy playing competitively, you should still support the competitive community, because it's the only thing that has kept this game at #4 for all these years. (besides being free-to-play) second rule, lower your sensitivity. i don't care how high b4nny's is. if you can't aim as well as b4nny, lower your sensitivity until you can. 8-12 inches per 360 is the average for everyone half decent. if you play with below 5 inches per 360, you will never be good at this game unless you change that. third rule, READ THE OP. I've seen way too many questions in this thread alone that are answered in the OP. before you ask a dumb question, check it.
TL:DR you're illiterate if you can't read half a paragraph
Page 10 dead game
>>164376898
>not saying "thanks" and rocket jumping away after a failed market garden in the hopes of hearing a muffled "thanks" in the distance
what a shit tier soldier
>>164419950
>Not jeering and pressing your explode bind because he was skilled enough to avoid getting critted
>Not watching him explode himself afterwards
@164412936
thanks for the yous :)
Fix it
>>164421417
faster movement speed while charging
faster charging
>>164421417
Allow it to headshot when uncharged but only out of scope
>>164422157
>can headshot anyone without even scoping
do you realize what you are suggesting
>>164421417
Bigger damage penalty on body shot and no charging, not even while scoped.
Sacrifice your reliable 50 damage unscoped shot and able to charge a shot for heavies, etc. for being able to head shot outside of a scope.
>>164421417
Speed while charged is inversly proportional to charge
But honestly, it's fine for what it is, it's just promotes a very different playstyle
i miss the days of when hats weren't a thing...
>>164423091
I miss my old arena_badlands server before it became a cesspool of trading
>>164423504
that's what you get for playing a fake gamemode
>Haven't played TF2 in over a year
>Check up on it
>UGC Highlander finally banned the Razorback
So it only took them 7 years?
ded
>>164421417
>Bodyshots slow down momentarily
>-%20 damage on bodyshot
Like Natascha but for Sniper.
>>164421417
>Charge and fire shots independent of zoom
>-10% damage on non-fully charged shots
>>164426054
>135 damage ambassador
Make it -20% and you're good
>>164421417
Hitscan version of the Huntsman.
making an engi loadout, r8/h8/appreci8
>>164427409
it's shit
>>164427345
That's actually a very good idea, good job anon
>>164427409
it's great
>>164427409
it's shit
>>164305309
its okay anon. we all have those days
>>164423091
>has tf2classic
>has the nohats mod
>still whines about "muh old days"
fuck off
>>164428350
tf2classic is dead as fuck tho
post your sprays so we can have a new thread
>>164428872
anyone have a higher resolution version of this?
dont post anything
this is the final thread
tf2r.com/k3p8dp9.html
>>164428872
ok
Kind of a niche item. I've got a pro ks capper kit that I'd let to sell. Anyone looking?
>>164432490
ill give you a strange fire axe for it
>>164432756
es gud deal jaja
>>164222807
I achieved that goal in 2010, I realized I don't need more items to be happier, I just like the game for what it is.
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once upon a time the thread died
and i lived happily ever after
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