Best Friends Edition
>Starlight Celebration (December 15th - December 31st)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/
>Heavensturn (December 31st - January 14th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Heavensturn/
>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca
>Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x
>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
Previously on /xivg/:
>>164056185
im ready to fucking explode edition
hello
Was she best girl?
>tfw went male durgon instead of male potato
I did right, didn't I?
That said, can I switch class and job at any time, right?
xth for ZANKETZUKEN
xth for beepy stop stalking
putt butt
a gentle meow and a spook.
>>164090772
>That said, can I switch class and job at any time, right?
yes
>>164090778
Who's it this time
xth for beepy stop stalking
>>164090772
you did! and yes you can!
>>164090857
then I can level by doing all of the job/class quests, right?
WoW's clown fiesta rng broke me, how bad is this game RNG?
yth for waiting for patch 3.5 in a dimly lit inn.
>>164090774
is that the emote that comes with that $120 USD statue?
Nice.
fug?
>>164090986
it is! the statue itself is quite nice, and the emote is a cool side bonus!
>>164090952
Theres basically no RNG to gear outside of raid drops being random, but you can buy them with turn ins you get weekly. Theres no broken legendaries to RNG grind for, take that as a good or bad thing. Gearing in this game is pretty lackluster, but theres definitely a difference in someone with full ilvl cap gear and someone fotb
https://youtu.be/vK5Dpq2Jl40
Oh, it's funny...!
It's the funniest thing... I've ever made.hello?
>>164090997
are you that top dom in soft?
What should the average DPS of a BRD with ilvl 252 Gear be?
>>164091137
around 2k ish
>>164091084
And rotation wise?
>>164091087
meowing hard?
Kiss is the new Paks
>>164090997
go back to cat.
what a shit lizard
>>164091265
Yes :3
*meows erotically*
>>164091291
Not until he drinks digital piss and makes a love confession video.
Soon.
>>164091317
why did you move? ;_;
>>164091389
didn't kiss do that already with amber
>>164091193
Gnarly, cool thanks brodie
>>164091137
ON A BOSS OR IN SSS? JEEZ EMILY STOP ASKING VAGUE QUESTIONS!!!
>>164091389
I already drank digital piss though.
>>164091429
To look toward brighter days... ;_;7
Greetings from Limsa Lominsa's illegal Carbuncle fighting ring.
meowboyos
>>164091452
>>164091438
Forgive me, I haven't kept my eyes on thread happenings as much.
>>164091479
Can't wait to bring my Ruby Carbuncle in there and destroy some fools.
>>164091308
actually thinking about it but idk if im gonna go back to black or not
>>164091093
no but you should probably join suya
>>164091208
Some classes have some dot based proc RNG like BLM/MCH/BRD, but most classes are based around specific rotations and uptime/buff management
>>164091479
anyone else miss the early access/first release when Limsa Lominsa was literally a sea of blue and yellow carbuncles?
>>164091568
>leave suya
>still tell people to join suya
frick off!!!come play OW
>>164091568
Evelynn Vilmark aka Evie Fiona
>>164091534
The King forgives you.
>>164091775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s95FrUrgHHY
>>164091954
They got my name wrong in the title and the dialogue, wtf.
I need to upload the proper version of that clip.
>>164091208
Most jobs have little to no RNG involved in their rotations. Off the top of my head:
- Two of the tanks have a single skill that can only be used after a shield block and parry, respectively. The one with the shield has a skill that forces blocks, and the one that parries has a skill that drastically increases parry chance; in practice you're able to keep those skills on cooldown almost constantly.
- One healer has RNG-based party buffs, that are honestly a little too strong to leave to the RNG, but don't actually affect your primary job of healing (or secondary job of throwing in DPS as a healer). The other two have no RNG, unless you count one skill that has ludicrously powerful critical heals.
- Of the three melee DPS classes, two have no RNG whatsoever, and the third has a mechanic where every fourth attack will randomly get a positional damage bonus on either the flank or the rear; other than which position grants the damage bonus, the skills are identical.
- At level 50, one of the casters (Black Mage) is very RNG-dependent, but in the level 60 rotation, that RNG is almost entirely excised, and you have a skill that allows you to force a proc. The other caster (Summoner) has no RNG dependence at all.
- The physical ranged DPS classes are the only ones that heavily rely on RNG. Bard has two DoTs that tick every 3 seconds, and every time a DoT tick crits, there's a 30% chance that one of their off-GCD attacks refreshes. Their basic GCD attack also has a 15-20% chance of activating a proc on another of their standard GCD attacks, that makes it instant-cast and critical. Machinist has a 1-2-3 sequence of GCD attacks where the 1 has a 50% chance of proccing the 2, and the 2 has a 50% chance of proccing the 3. They also get a huge amount of forced procs, though, so it's not quite as much of a slot machine as it sounds.
Bard is the only class that I'd say is RNG-centric, and even that is mostly just in relation to the other classes.
>>164091451
Sorry im Vaguey McVaguerson, thats what I tried to ask the first time, "On a dummy." what should it be for like a11s?
>__________ in DF
>immediately abandon
What makes you rage quit /xivg/?
>>164090693
literally me - the pic
Sometimes I even amaze myself.
Hyur for hire!
>>164092591
stop blogging and stop posting
>>164092605
>hyur for hire
>hye-ur for hire
>hire for hire
??
>>164092676
Calm down, little boy.
For every sixty (60) seconds that you are angry, you lose one (1) minute of happiness.
>>164091530
Sounds good.
>>164092754
I'm gonna need the full of this one
what's the best battle voice for female miqote? I really hate annoying ones. Please, if you have suggestions for me
>>164092865
>ada cucking rena with a lily alt
Can't make this shit up.
>>164092884
Whichever you like most?
>>164092296
anal readjustment facility
>>164092865
Check the yaoi thread.
Beepy where you at? I need you meow.
>>164092865
>tripfags are literal fags
who would have known
reminder that I anonymous called it first.
>>164092908
it's just a fcmate i'm taking through coil
>>164092932
damn, i've never been over there. some good stuff so far...
>>164093170
it's in the name
Is there anyone here on Balmung that's a WVR spec that could make me the 5 250 healing pieces? I'm happy to buy the mats or pay you to make the mats/final product. I'm almost 60 and I have no gear and so much catch up to do ;_;
fap
game n sleep
>tfw there's still Christmas cake
>>164093629
yeah I can log in an help you out, I've wvr/arm/gsm spec
where do you want to meet?
>>164093721
i'm in limsa in front of the MB, bigass elf in blue allagan gear. do you need all HQ mats?
>>164093684
game n sleep
>>164093778
not all hq but the more the better
I can make the raw stuff for gsm/arm/wvr btw if you wanna save gil on getting cheaper mats for me to make
try to get some hq but it doesn't all need to be, certainly helps though
Does anyone else feel like the protagonist in this game lacks a real motivation for what he does? Playing through this main scenario, it feels like I'm just floating from one fight to another with little real cause for doing so. What drives him? Why does he thoughtlessly support everything that is asked of him?
>>164093708
>tfw christmas cake and nobody wants me
>>164094007
I want you baby. Bend over and present the goods.
>>164094007
how do you feel about lizardmen
>>164094007
I know that feel.
>>164094007
maybe if you didn't persuasively sweat like a damn dog you would disgust everyone in sight
>>164093976
I imagine it's a throwback to classic Final Fantasy games, which had next to no story up until... 4 I think? You were just the Warrior(s) of Light on a quest to save the world from darkness, with little to no backstory.
>>164094109
I feel like i missed fun times though Coil but i fell asleep.
Unrelated but i just got Wanderers unlocked. Is it normal that it feels really clunky and worse then what ive been doing for 52 levels at first?
>>164094007
>>164094121
>tfw love Christmas Cake
>>164093976
You're the MC, anon. You're supposed to self-insert, like with any MMO, you big dummy.
Private Chambers - Mist
>>164094121
Christmas cake is delicious.
What's wrong with Christmas cake?
It's refined.
>>164094309
Yeah don't use Wanderer's Minuet until you get Empyreal Arrow.
You could probably wait until Iron Jaws too but Empyreal Arrow is worth the practice of using.
Bunnylanders
Give unto me your abandoned cakes.
I shall take them with glee.
>>164094406
/barf
dykelanders please go and stay go
>tfw unexpectedly find a glam I love
>>164094306
You're just supposed to make your own reason. It could be money, fame, duty, or even for sinister reasons.
>>164094496
What? Shut up nerd lol
>>164094007
do you like lizardgirls
WHERES THE VIDEO GAME
>>164094537
I like your answer better. Making your own story seems cooler than legit not having one at all.
>>164094558
>not wanting an older woman who is financially stable, comfortable in her body, and sexually experienced
Are you retarded or something?
its been 6 fucking minutes since someone in our raid dc'd and it stow doesn't show him out the game what the actual fuck is this SE????
>>164094374
You know something is up when all of DRAKN is in erp chambers
if I buy the game on steam can I connect it to my non steam account?
>>164094558
Well.
you're not wrong.
>>164094780
nup
>>164094780
Nope.
>>164094780
Nope
>>164094121
>>164094007
Best cake
No one wants highlanders though.
Even some friends want me to change back to femcat.
>>164094792
>>164094795
>>164094870
my plan to log mad steam hours is ruined
>>164094870
Man tell your friends to fuck off. Bugging someone about changing their character is such an obnoxious thing to do.
>>164094870
why not just play what you like? stop changing your race for potential flings or people's likes.
>>164094374
Sultana's Breath Apartment
>>164094870
Your friends are dumb? The kinds of people who are addicted to femcats really aren't worth your time anyway are they?
>>164094965
>>164094987
>>164095093
Based teacher didn't say he would change back you fools.
>>164090750
>>164094121
>lying to urself
zbzzzz
>>164094965
>>164094987
>>164095093
It's all just opinions so I don't hold it against them. Besides,I like my highlander
>>164094406
>>164094537
>3 out of 4 fem highlanders look like shit
This is now a verified statistic
>>164094406
UNF
>>164095312
wow that's actually a pretty good kite cosplay
>>164095312
>visibly not a cat being cosplayed
>makes a cat anyways
balmung everybody
>>164095717
>what are face markings you can't get otherwise
xivg everybody
>>164094007
what the fuck is going on with her chest
i never understood
>>164095889
It looks like a charging port of some kind. Might be playing around with the idea of paizuri.
>>164095889
>>164095983
its an allagan piece you uncultured virgins
>>164095889
I think it's supposed to be a tomestone
>>164095889
She is getting ready for a bird to poop on it.
>>164095093
I'm addicted to exotic femlizards
>go to take creepshot of FAura, spot it in passing
>zoom in to the crotch
>it's a male
i've been violated
hey boys
he came back.kinda.
>>164096460
You two are so cute ;_;
>>164096610
thanks fag
tfw people believe everything they see on the internet
>>164095889
>>164096658
>tfw beepy won't stalk me
>>164096665
Specifically High Capacity Tomestone.
Please tell me meria didn't really kill herself. If this is a meme it isn't fumny at all. She won't reply to me at all.
>>164095717
cats are the only ones with the athletic body type that blackrose has, and the run animation is much better for cats than midlanders (who are the next closest)
Also rose has a cute smile on her face all the time, something that cats can do that other races can't
And just like c@s, the only thing I think about when I see blackrose is breeding her for fucking days because she's amazing
Would youdo the monkey with me?
>>164094689
>Wanting used goods
>Wanting to support children that are not yours
>Wanting to procreate with older women, which gives you a greater risk of fathering an autism
Play right into their hands idiot, you're supposed to woo dumb ass early 20 year olds when your older.
>>164096442
Hey Johhny.
>>164096825
She's fine, she's just playing offline games because people won't stop bugging her. Stop bugging her already.
>>164096959
>used goods
You have to shoot pretty low for "untouched" goods nowadays. Like. Either pretty ugly, pretty religious or pretty young.
>children that are not yours
What? Just because a woman is over 25 doesn't mean she's had kids.
>procreate with older women
First off, I don't want kids, but unless you're fucking a 50 year old on the verge of menopause it doesn't make that much of a difference.
Just because no one will date your hag of a mother doesn't mean all women who aren't 20 years old are unlovable.
>>164096959
>Thinking every woman over 30 has a cavernous cooter and 3 kids.
owo
>>164095889
Pretty sure it's a fad where a lady tries to balance a phone or somesuch on their breasts. Since phones don't exist in Eorzea, a tomestone is being used instead.
>Nea Liandri embraces Zettai Ryoiki.
the otp lives
>>164096825
Something happened. She was showing a new friend around the game last I heard, but a few hours later someone told me she'd be hospitalized and was apparently comatose. She's still logged into the game though? But she won't answer any tells, mail, or invites, and no one's been able to locate where exactly her character is in the game world.
Kinda debating switching away from male Elezen to either male Au Ra or malecat.Just for a change.
Thoughts? Is it difficult to make an Au Ra that looks handsome without using Face 1? I am not good at sliderfu.
>>164097292
>the plot of .hack//sign
Can you try a bit harder next time?
>>164097369
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought this. I also thought about commenting but didn't wanna come off as a fag in case I remembered wrong.
>>164097261
uwu
>>164097369
>>164097432
Way to ruin it you rampaging homosexuals, they didn't know that and didn't have to know that
>>164097467
>>164097261
>>164097467
what are you looking at?
>>164097190
>>164097157
It's more common than you think
It's common to see women fat with kids at 19.
The risk for having an autistic child starts after the age of 30.
>>164097369
ayy
>>164097359
>filename
Top kek
If you go cat use the non bitchboy face
Every cat is 12 years old
>>164097501
Apologies.
I'm currently on a road trip with my three associates and I figured I'd spoil the fun for you.
We're seeing my friend off to his marriage.
>>164097542
protect that smile, never will
>Tfw you're the only charismatic son of a bitch in this thread.
>>164097824
what
Holy fuck, highlanders have the most American emotes ever
>/surprised is just looking confused and, with this particular voice, sounding completely stumped
I love this.
>>164097865
u gonna post a webm or do u expect us to know what ur talking about idiot
>>164097827
nah youre not alone bud
>>164097928
No, I'm not going to post a webm.
Go make a highlander male and use /surprised. I don't know what voice I used, so good luck finding it.
>>164097997
obviously I'm not going to go out of my way to do that dumb shit u think I let alone anyone cares about what u have to say that much
>>164098038
You replied that means you do ;^)
>>164098038
>>164097928
It's time to go to bed Colin
>>164098038
I mean, you care enough to ask me to post a webm when I was describing how much I enjoy these stupid ass animations.
You stupid or something, kid?
How do you curb fanta addiction?
>>164098191
suicide
>>164098191
quit being a fag
>>164098191
Talk to someone who hates it when you fanta and makes you feel like shit
>>164098208
That sounds painful
>>164097863
he wants to put his penis in your mouth
>>164098270
do it with me
>>164098304
what
>>164098369
oral stimulation of a man's penis. When you use your mouth to provide sexual pleasure to a man by sucking his penis
>Kiss leaves Balmung
>Generally seems happier
>Became a male character
Leaving Balmung was the smartest thing they ever did
>>164098456
why
>>164098460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sepMnJmXCS
>>164098191
You go highlander and realize you picked the best race.
You know the drill homos
qtest cats and lizards. batches of three.
uploads at http://imgur.com/a/nj5Yq
>>164098632
Will you accept any elezen?
>>164098632
No please don't I'm begging you
>>164098632
jesus christ you autist there's like 300 pictures
>>164098191
Just find a character you're satisfied with, anon
>>164098632
You're still alive?
I thought you left this place for good or something. Your art is cute.
:3
>>164098632
Would you draw Catboys?
>>164098537
i assume lust. possibly love.
>>164098632
Evens do MSQ odds level AST.
>>164098632
Shame my lizard ain't a qt.
>>164098750
no, i'm worse at drawing cute guys than I am at cute sluts
>>164098741
work happened
>>164098728
first come first serve that's how it works
>tfw got my sleeping schedule all fucked up again
What do you usually do for fun this late at night? PF is dead and my queues aren't popping
So who is Lily webbing on Gilga?
>>164098915
Relic grind
Get them all
>>164098878
Oh, RIP.
Glad you didn't get scared away by the resident autistic spammer(s), at least.
>>164098632
ahhhhhhhhhh
>>164098734
cutest bunny NA
>>164098915
get drunk eat pizza rolls watch anime jerk off shitpost(I am here)and watch more anime
>>164098976
No, you play the game.
>>164098632
>>164098935
Why do you think I'm webbing anyone?
>>164098976
hey are you me
>>164098878
what
I didn't ask how it works you doofus
>>164099023Lily I want you back, I want the love again
>>164099081
This better not be who I think it is
>>164098915
Play XIV, or ARK.
>>164099050are you a c@girl?
>>164098632
postan
Look at my ass...!
>>164098595
i don't know how faglanders don't just start gagging over how fucking ugly they are
>>164099081
Ya, sure. PST.
>>164099113
I know exactly who it is.anonymous dotted line collector.
>>164098968
Thanks, anon! I'm not the best, but I love the flattery. This outfit always gives me good luck for mini cactpot.
>>164099137
no
guess you're not me
>>164099145
Reminds me of Millia from GG.
>>164099207
>I'm not the best
yes you are. i wont have any of that naysaying. good luck with your cactpot.
>>164099201Lily I want to hug you and caress your soft skin while cuddling like we used to.I want to feel you bite into my neck when giving me kisses and lick the blood. I want to feel you in my arms again.
I miss you
>>164099324
Elk...
>>164098915
I'm thinking of starting a fresh potd run if you are on balmung and want to accompany me for that
>>164098787
>>164098967
>>164099014
Doing these three first
>>164099069
ok buddy boy
>>164098632
>cutest cats and lizards
What about highlanders? If I'm the only cute highlander, do I win by default? Serious question.
>>164098632
>>164099014
grats awena
>>164099324
I miss you too, anon.I really don't know who this is though.
>>164099472You know who it is.
>>164099472
I knew you would forget me since it was a short relationship.but that's fine, because I love you and I really miss you.
>>164099556
Stratos...
>>164099415
it depends if i think you're qt or not
nothing personnel
>>164099509
I really can't think of anyone that would miss me, anon, so you're probably just rusing me.
>>164099584
you had like twenty webbees you faggot
>>164099574
hahahahahahahaha
>>164099415
>cute
>highlander
>dog_barfing.jpg
>>164099584I don't really miss you, I just miss the sex.
>elezen can't into pale
meh
>>164098632
you drew me once already but are you willing to do repeats
>>164099556
But I've only ever been in two of those, and you're neither one, anon.
>>164099609
Whoa. I wish.
>anonymous can't into sex with a real person
heh
>>164099317
Thank you anon, you are very kind... I will take your generosity and win every card I can!
>>164099574
This isn't Stratos
where the cute tater tots at
>>164099578
>>164099630
Now I'm too nervous to post so I'm sorry just ignore me
What happened between stratos and lily?
>>164099413
how long does it honestly usually take you to do one of these buddy lad
Evening, thread! Got a new outfit. How's everyone doing, tonight?
>>164099638
Makes more sense, I guess.
Send /tell for text sex.
>buys an apartment
>locks it
If you do this please, please, do us all a favor and kill urself.
>>164099797
>>164099870
Please stop telling my life story
>>164099797
>>164099870
This sounds just like me - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>164099828
>A domicile must always be open to the public! Fuck privacy!
Oh.
>>164099681
Lily don't act like we weren't a thing. That just makes this hurt me even more.
Please just come back, I want you, I need you.
>>164099578
>>164094537
This highlander is cute
I have 3 mil. That was suppose to go towards a room and furnishings but my FC has no house. Now I don't know what to do with my gil.
>>164100205
buy an apartment?
>>164090652
alright lads just bought this on sale
is there a monk class that lets me punch the shit out of people? yang and sabin were my favorite characters from ff4 and 6 respectively and i was hoping to know if i could suplex and bumrush the shit out of people
>>164100108
But I don't wanna come back. You come over here instead
>>164100236
yes its literally called monk
>>164100226
I'm not lvl 50
>>164100205
?
Buy your own house for 3m.
>>164100236
Yes, there is a Monk class.
>>164100236
There is, but Pugilist is objectively better than Monk.
>>164100252
How do I know you'll accept me?
Good morning /xivg/!
Who else is depressed as fuck? :D
>>164100307
I'll always accept you, anon.
>>164100108Is that you, A. A?
>>164100360
somewhat
Did somebody order some neck?
>>164100393
drop dead if you ever think aranea would go for some creeplord like lily
Do you like short skirts?
>>164100360
I was but I had someone special help cheer me up so I feel a lot better
>>164100379
>>164100379
Can you give me the guarantee in writing?All I want is you to write "I <3 u" on your tummy
>>164100360
Nah, my dude. I never get depressed.Just kidding. Fucking kill me.
>>164100463
yes
>>164100393
>>164094309
its a shit skill that made a fun class shit
>>164100360
I want soneone to grab me by the horns.
And break my neck :D
>>164100513
Of course, anon. Just give me a sec. I need to find my marker.
where are the cuties @
I would really like to at least try this game, but i can't even create an account because it wont send a confirmation email
Is there a fix to this?
Rena, it's time to stop.
when should I be using warden's paeoan? I only ever use it on warriors for berserker
>>164100683
paeon muh dick
>>164100656
Try other emails. Keep making new ones until you get it.
>>164100570
How can I tell if someone is trying to web me or if they are really into me?
>>164100809
>web me
what does this mean
>>164100639
>>164100513
Here you go, anon <3.
>>164100845
Trick you into taking a picture of your dick and use it to blackmail you for sub money/fantasia.
>>164100882
Yup, I'm not wasting $18 on you
>>164100668
Not me...
>>164100902
How are they going to connect the dick to the person?
>>164099797
godspeed...
>>164100902
>use it to blackmail
Nigga, I aint ashamed of my dick and I'm certainly not afraid of what some fat ass nerd with a tiny little turtle dick would say if they saw it. The only person that will be looking like shit for sharing private things is them.
>>164100918You were never gonna in the first place
>>164101012
The drawfag wouldn't be an issue if his drawings were actually good
Sadly it's sameface shit
He crawled out from gw2g btw
>le gw2g boogeyman
>turning the language to Japanese turns the audio to Japanese, too
I wonder if I should just bite the bullet and not turn the language back to English. My Japanese is good enough that I can navigate my way around the Japanese interface without too much trouble. It just takes me a bit longer.
>>164101054
Trust me if you wrote that on your tummy and actually sent it, I'd sell my apt and shit and get to you in a heart beat.
>>164100845
It means they are leading you on without actually wanting to be with you.
Some webbers will then use whatever secrets you tell them as blackmail, others will simply try to do lewd stuff with you and then toss you aside and never talk to you again.
>>164101197
you can set audio to JP without changing interface language
>tfw my passion for the game has spiked after becoming John E. Bravo
>tfw this spike in passion also helped me realize ways to improve my MNK play
Hoo ha hoo!
>>164101012
lmao shut ur fucking mouth bitch you can't even stop squid
>>164101198
I'm sorry, anon. Can we do it all over again? I swear I'll write it this time.
Good night, thread. Remember to stay hydrated and get plenty of rest.
>>164101378
Ah, I see. Thank you.
>>164101531
Look Lily, my offer stands for as long as you need.I really do miss you
>it's a friend hooking up with someone they know who's insane episode.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBOvm4A9Ci8
>they dont know about lilys new fling
should i spoil the fun?
>>164101620
Rena..
i was told you were half asleep
told myself you would be proud of me
but it's not that easy
i tried to be your light
did my best to shine
nothing i do feels right
as i went out all the time
>>164101450
Oh, it's in additional settings.
I might change anyways, though. My Japanese is good enough to manage, and more time with the language is better than less. The only problem is that without a text hooker, I'll inevitably miss parts of the story.
>>164101769
you didn't try
>>164101620
Okay, anon. I'm sorry I doubted you before. I really miss you too. Here you go, as requested.Still have no idea who you're supposed to be.
>>164101704
Spill it, anon.
Reminder to never give in to the demands of people who frequent here.
So how small is the new expansion going to be? Because everything has been trending in the direction of giving you less content. The ARR patches were half the size of the original games, heavensward was smaller than that, then the later patches were smaller yet again.
I'm not paying full price for 15 fucking main scenario quests, 1p of which are fetch quests
>>164101954
The budget is 3x larger supposedly, so expect more than what HW had to offer, I guess.
>>164101816
I really don't understand why you tease me....
>>164101704
Are you trying to tell me Lily is just webbing me into wasting $18?
I'm trying to get into being a healer, as being a DPS just means long que times
What's the best healing class?
>>164102002
CauseI don't believe you're real.
>>164101954
idk I think after the initial 3.0->3.1 lack of content, the expansion was pretty good. Besides the bigger budget like Kiss mentioned, they're also spending no time on creating a new race (I have to imagine Au Ra took a decent bit of development time), and claiming that they're planning for 4.1 to come out a lot faster than 3.1 did so I've got faith.
>>164102061
best is really subjective, but Scholar can run the gambit from being laziest to most involved depending on how you feel like playing, and it'll let you level up Summoner for a dps class at the same time.
lalasucc
>>164102061
Scholar
AST and WHM are good, but SCH is the best and you can do some good dps without worrying too much about people dying.
>>164102061
Why not play a tank, you lazy fuck? Can't handle a little responsibility? Too stressful for you? Speak up, maggot
>>164102131
>>164102123
Someone in my FC told me that white mage was the best for my style, but they also spoke broken english, so I think that Ill take your guys' words for it
Thanks!
>>164102126
you called
>>164102305
I mean if I wanted to play something mindless that would yield no fun, Id just start playing league of legends again.
>>164102305
>123 the role
>>164102471
>plays dps
>calls tank mindless
Top kek bait harder kiddo
How come Koishi got permabanned?
>>164102673
>pld
mindless
>>164100683
please respond
>>164102673
>123 vs having an actual rotation
LOL
>4.0
>SAM is tank designed to be OT
>tank meta becomes SAM/WAR
>PLD/DRK forever assigned to the shitlist
Who else is ready?
>>164102774
leave him, he's busy erping atm
>>164102920
>never played tank: the post
>yous disabled
Shitposting femboy hopefully lost all reasons to browse this general. Now disable phoneposting.
BAN
>>164101816
kek
BAN
Abe
>>164103075
I have, all three.
Boring, except DRK
BAN
BAN
>>164103107
then you'll be banned too
>>164102774
he did?
>>164103448
Be gone orbitus.
First batch uploaded
i'll probably be back later for more
>>164103293
I agree
>>164103503
be gone phoneposter
>>164103581
thank you kindly for the (dots)
chemo, THE BITCH, who could ont even stop SQUID, SHANA, SEIHAI, LIORA, COUNTLESS OTHER'S? is there a more USELESS and POWERLESS person here?
Do i have to level every class and job by itself?
>>164103783
job level = class level
>>164103783
Yes, each job is leveled individually.
>>164102073
Lily I have pictures of us together
>>164103917
post them you pussy ass bitch
>>164103950
Message me on discord so I can do it in private
not your personal blog
mods
>>164104085
Wasn't me, anon
>>164103506
K-kawaii.
how does xivg feel about male cats
>>164104335
They're pretty cool as long as they aren't aggressively gay
not your crusading board
mods
>>164104394
speaking of aggressively gay, rate my abomination.
>>164104394
how does one be "aggressively gay"?
>>164104749
Wow that's a nice penis you have there!!
Returned after a year and 2 months hiatus and i don't even fucking know how to play anymore.
Why is male Au Ra/male Elezen such a good match?
>>164104743
Not bad, although with the Ul'dah background I can't help but imagine that you have recieved the world's worst sunburn and every moment of your existence is pure agony.
>>164104749
>>164104779
>>164104795
On /busy while I collect glams and get commissions placed.
It's p.fun
>>164104872
i suffer for my love of shirtlessness.
i actually kinda like it, besides the nose. all the noses for that face are shit. i get that it goes with the archetype they wanted the face to be, but they should offer some amount of deviation.
honestly, i'll probably stay male elezen, i'm just looking for a change because i feel like my character is boring.
So when did we get to the point where people just started watering down memes or making "ironically unfunny" memes and laughed at them unironically? Because this shit is sad.
>>164104964
Nothing wrong with messing around with the character creator. I came from an MMO that outright encouraged making alts, so having to stick to one or two characters in FFXIV is weird to me.
>>164104743
That face is so hideous.
>eb is Italian
>gets extremely mad when i call him mya big pizza pie
Am I wrong for doing it anyway? I think it's cute but he gets all serious and throws a tantrum.
>tfw haven't eaten in 8 hours now thanks to a11s
>>164104779
>not complementing ur senpais dick
Homo spotted
>>164105317
what a rude thing to say, anon.
you're not wrong, though.
this one is mitigated somewhat if you cover up the eyebrows because the whole fucking forehead juts out at the browline.
>>164105295
what mmo? the only other one I've really played is WoW which has a hate-on for alts in Legion.
>>164105374
Be nice to Cael
>really attached to my cat
>love my female roegadyn almost just as much
>want to play both simultaneously
WHY IS THIS SO HARD
>>164105483
make an alt
>>164105482
Ok but what about my eb?
>>164105503
I did.
I have 12 now. I can't possibly play on them all.
>>164105456
That's better, but that jawline is still kinda weird.
>>164105687
from what i can puzzle out, it's basically just the condition of being an au ra.
SE dropped the ball and made weird mutant men that have one semi-attractive face and then three varying stages of xenomorph incubation.
Redpill me on aranea
>tfw ywn spend the rest of your life being a broom pleasing bridge
>>164105780
she's a pretty cool dragoon, i'm disappointed she wasn't a permanent party member. her fucking lance skills are sweet as hell, i wish i had her weird rocket harpoon thing.
>>164105634
>>164105634
Please consider suicide.
>>164105847
But then I REALLY won't have time to play all my alts.
>>164105839
>she
>her
Where can I buy fireworks? Or is that even a thing?
I started playing recently and the last time I gave an MMO an attempt was the prior Final fantasy MMO. A friend (no longer around) took me to get fireworks on my first day and I was wondering if I could go find some to pop in memory.
>>164105780
She's a great character, nice design and her battle theme is cool
I hope if there's a spin off there will be more of her because she definitely had potential, also cute how she comes to help you randomly sometimes
>>164105980
Palace of the Dead has a bunch you can get from those little bags you find occasionally. You can unlock it at level 15 I believe.
>>164105961
Yes anon Aranea is a girl. Look at her in game armor, they made a boob window in her dragoon mail. Niffs know what's up.
>>164106006
I hope she has a little DLC chapter.
>>164106045
I'm unsure what that is but I'm only level seven, I'll google it and take a look. I was just about to log off and thought about my old friend and looked around the shops. Thanks for info anon!
>>164105886
I apologize for what I said anon
aranea on balmung
>>164106158
There should be some being sold in the market boards for cheap.
>>164105456
City of Heroes, half of the game was making alt characters and messing around with their powers and costumes and shit.
>>164106168
No, balmung doesn't show up in any capacity in the game.
You're dumb.
>>164106215
You'll be looking for something called a variation of Magicked Prism
What exactly is supposed to be defending Omega?
>>164106215
>>164106297
Thanks for the help anons, when I googled "firework final fantasy" I didn't find anything but the 'magicked prism' showed results. We fired Roman candles in XI but anything will do. I was just curious as I didn't see anything.
>>164102569
Not even PLD is 123 anymore.
>>164105961
the ffxv character
>>164106260
it's actually a sword you get from a secret dungeon fag
also stop being shitters
hey guys how do you turn of the HUD to take your screenshots?
>>164106406
It's a deactivated Allagan superweapon they wanted to use against Bahamut, burried under Carteneau Flats (where you did the old Frontlines PvP)
Teleji wanted to use it to conquer the world but Raubahn killed him so now we have Nero wanting to dig it up instead.
>>164097806
PLEASE tell Prompto to answer my texts.
>>164106598
Stop asking about ebinz and talk to the person you fucking weapon.
>>164106601
Scroll lock default.
>>164106168
they'refriendly
now quit asking
>>164097806Will you cook dinner for me when you get back? I'll bring the wine and something pretty for me to wear and for you to play with.
>>164107006
I'll have to see what I can come up with on the return trip. Fine dining calls for innovation.
>>164106714
Afraid he's far too busy staring at every worker in Lestallum.
>>164106601
L1+touchpad
1/2/1 ravana ex
aether
first time bonus (but not my actual first time)
This general is the worst fucking place on 4chan jesus fuck I thought /sc2/ was bad when /vg/ came out but NOPE this takes asstardedry to a whole new level, I don't think I've been this aggravated since I visited /b/ back in 2009, do you fuckers even know how retarded you look now? What happened to the good XIV general that was here last year, why is this place just fucking shitposting and parroting the same memes OVER AND OVER every fucking day, you faggots even repost reddit shit now instead of the other way around when was the last fucking time you made original content? I'm done with this shit, I'll see those of you who dont shit post in the /vg/ FCs
-
Name a worse general than /xivg/.
....?
Well?
Yeah, didn't think so.
>>164107229
O-oh...Every one of them, huh.
>>164107670
/terag/ /gw2g/ and /owg/, what do i win
>>164107670
lel didn't read
I'm sick to fucking death of the rampant shitposting that takes place here. Seriously, I'm over it. I don't even know why I come here anymore. I'm wasting my life away in these shitty threads and for what? I get nothing out of this. These threads are cancer. I know it. You know it. We all know it. And yet, here we are. It just doesn't make any sense to continue posting here.
So I'm done. I'm out of here. For good. Instead of wasting any more time here waiting for each new shitpost to appear at the bottom of the thread, I'm going to play video games. And I'm going to enjoy playing video games. After that I might chill out and watch some streams, but there's no chance in hell I'm returning to /xivg/. I've had it with these threads.
Goodbye.
>>164107685
Ah, yes, well. I'm sure he's just interested in the local customs.
>>164107685
my sides that edit is even better than the original she looks so miserable
>>164107801
don't let the door hit you on the way out
I still wonder to this day why all men seem to think that women don't play video games when we clearly do (yes I am a women in real life) get with it men us women like to have fun to just as much as you do. So you should have no problem believing that women play this game. Were just not going to broadcast were female because...why should we this isn't a dating service its a game. I've met other females on here other then myself. I don't understand why all of you men think women don't play XIV get over yourselves and get with it and stop assuming that only men play games. Its so stupid that we have these topics were in the year of 2016 moving into 2017 and you men actually still think this about us women well get out of that stage and grow up and realize its not only you who plays games.
>>164108194
Amber go AWAY.
>The level 40 AST job quest
That was so weird.
Will Stormblood MPGA (Make Paladin Great Again)?
1/2/0 biz markie EX
aether
first time bonus (same person)
>>164108321
No. It's been in the game since its inception and has always been shit. There is no 'again' if they make it not shit it will be the first time. It's a class that holds hate in the most boring brain dead way possible.
Extended balance vs expanded balance vs enhanced balance
Extended arrow vs expanded arrow vs enhanced arrow
>>164108461
>It's a class that holds hate in the most boring brain dead way possible.
And caving in enemies' faces are a different matter entirely?
>>164108561
expanded dong vs extended dong vs enhanced dong
>>164108461
>heavensward babby doesn't remember the glory of double paladin first coil while shitter wars sat in the cuckshed
>paladins
>the best tank in the game
>"le shit xd"
love this meme this dumb ass general keeps trying to keep alive
>>164108781
wow webbed toes and blocky heels and no toe nails, good job footfag
>>164108781
>the actual state of footfags on balmung
Truly is there a more shit server?
>>164108793
Sup PLD, it's me DRK.
I do everything you do but better, I do way more damage than you, and I do more than push 123.
>>164108568
Having the option to certainly is. Warrior was dead on arrival and they fixed it but have left paladin the way it was since they put it in.
>>164108734
Ah right the glory days when the only other tank in the game was even worse shit than paladin was. Then they fixed warrior. Then they kept fixing warrior then heavensward came out and they fixed it some more. Don't act like being less shit than a newly introduced tank is somehow good. PLD is now and was then shit. There just weren't any other options.
>>164108734
Funny thing is, WAR was good before 2.0 as well.
There is literally one short period in the game where WAR wasn't the superior tank.
The Heavensward storyline for the PLD quests was so ridiculously stupid I'm wondering who cleared it to be honest.
>>164109052
They've been trying to fix PLD.
In addition to all the problems they still have now, they used to do even less damage and have horrendous TP issues despite having almost zero AoE.
>>164109052
yoshi actually told warriors to learn how to play, when he realized war (and by extensions drk shitters) were too stupid to learn he had to buff them.
>>164109195
Tell me more, anon, I haven't seen it.
any irl girls here looking for a pet/servant/slave/orbiter?
>>164099638
>sex
>on a Danish bakery forum
>>164108561
20% damage for 60 secs on one party member, not all that worth it?
20% damage for your entire party, better in 8-man content
40% damage for your best dps, better in 4-man content
>>164109234
>could not reliably survive tankbusters due to lack of mitigation
>lel l2p
>>164109195
i cleared it, didnt find it too bad
then again, i did all the moogle quests on release
>>164109239old pld pretends to be dead in order to train a young elezen guy to be a paladin?
>>164109464
30% damage for enhanced, not 40%.
>>164109234
>PLD calling other tank players unskilled
You can't even make this shit up.
>>164109464
didn't balance get buffed to 20%, though?
>>164109239
Alright but you might want to sit down for this one.
At the behest of that one former PLD that guards a train station you go to Ishgard cause apparently the roe dude who used to run shit was up there looking for the sweet-ass sword that he lost thanks to the Monetarists.
You go up there and meet some Elezen who met him and was a big fan of his stuff and you both go find out he's dead but that he might have found the blade and the dudes who took it before he died? So you start working to find it with you kinda sorta making the Elezen kid a PLD in training, only instead to find that someone's been leaving a whole bunch of gear for the Elezen to wear.
If you've already figured out the amazing plot twist of this story good work cause even the Elezen kid figures it out! You get to the end of it and to no one's surprise the Roe is alive, but he reveals that an earlier incident where the PLD leader moron with the world's weakest moustache shows up and your soulstone beats up his is something all PLDs have happen because all PLDs fight to beat one another up then the lalafell from before turns up and the Elezen's soulstone beats his up.
This results in the roe telling you both that now you two have to fight cause your soulstones for your job are agitated and might EXPLODE so you beat him up because hahaha yeah okay kid but then the roe dude throws off his cloak and reveals himself in full AF2 gear wielding that blade everyone was looking for and you fight him and kick his ass.
So it turns out the entire thing was not so much to get the sword back cause obviously that happened without much problem but was to try to get the sword to shine again, because it only shines in the hands of the worthy.
Naturally in your hands it blazes like crazy, so you hand it off to the PLD leader guy cause he's in charge and it almost immediately turns off in his disgust of his pissweak moustache. Everyone agrees this whole thing was retarded.
THE END.
>>164109697
>>164109558
im retarded and responded to myself, point stands
>>164109775
Enhanced is a 50% increase, not a 100% increase.
>>164109758
That really DOES sound convoluted and dumb.
>>164109362
girl here but Im just looking for someone I can call a friend not some creep
>>164109837
oh, okay
i'm not an AST player so thank you for the enlightenment
>>164109915
No worries, chum. I play AST myself and I'm not really 100% sure as to how Extended rates compared to Enhanced, only that MCH benefits much more from Enhanced due to Wildfire.
>>164109837
And it's all the Roe dude's fault. If there's a moral to this story it's to never trust anything he's involved in because he might be legitimately insane and would probably tell you to put your soulstone up your own butt if he thought he could get away with it and would set up some convoluted ten year long plan just to get it to happen.
>tfw Red Mage gets to skip the worst leveling gauntlet in the game
>>164109860
i can be your friend and i'm not a creep but i do tend to be submissive to girls.
if you don't mind that we can be friends
>>164110091
At least doing THAT would be pretty amusing in hindsight. The shit you gotta put up with to be a champion of justice, I suppose.What do you think of PLD gameplay-wise, anyways? I've been debating leveling it and/or WAR since I don't have too much to do after clearing A12S.
>>164110263
PLD is fucking boring.
>>164107685
>meria likes prompto
it's the puns and improvised singing isn't it
>>164110263
PLD is pretty safe but it lacks the oomph and awe the other tanks get. I've never had a noticeably poor experience with them in general in comparison to anything else.
>>164110263
>hindsight
Nice.
>>164109860
omg please let me inside your vagina no creepo pinky swear
anyone in primal servers? female au ra looking to suck the shit out of someone's dick right in the triple triad instance...
>>164110412
...Red's Prompto isn't he.
>>164110531
am i too late?
this >>164073429 idiot here.
took me 10 hrs and half hour to get it, but I finally got the damn Starlight Robe, Chaos-knows why I love that thing.
btw, I need to reach La Noscea to complete the quest but the only docks I've seen thus far are the onesnear Horizon's Edge. where I must go to find Noscea? or I just hit a wall in my current state?
Whatcha doin /xivg/?
>>164110975
If you didn't start in la noscea you need to do a level 15 main story quest to unlock airships, which unlocks all the ferry to la noscea as well.
>>164110683
Well I do try to be on time.
>>164110975
There's the airship that you can take if you've completed the quest to go to Limsa Lominsa. Go to the Hustling Strip in Uldah and use the elevator to get to the airship landing.
>think someone likes you
>realize they hate you
Wouldn't have been so bad if I knew they hated me from the beginning.
>>164110975
Hey nice work anon!
Glad to see you got it done!
>>164111078
Shitposting from bed, wishing there was someone to talk to this time of night
>>164111078
Waiting for coffee to finish brewing so I have enough energy to plow through more potd. I'm sick and feel gross.
>>164111221
Hey, that's...everyone on Balmung.
If you had to get 500 dotted lines from xivg in 5 days, what would you post to get them?
>>164111312
I'd lend an ear but no one wants to talk to literal whos.
>>164111767
butt
>>164111767
Its called an ellipsis
>>164111848
no, it just isn't, ellipsis is an actual construct, not some arbitrary underlining made of dots
>>164111168
>>164111086
ok, gonna continue with he story quest asap.
>>164111271
thanks, now I really need to sleep but I want to complete the event.
btw, I was trying to complete the Hunting Journal and I can't find Antling Sentries anywhere. anyone knows where they spawn?
>>164111814
Do you mean you wouldn't wanna talk to me cause I'm a literal who or that I wouldn't wanna talk to you cause you are one?
>>164111890
Oh I see you mean the new (You)
I was thinking you meant... something... like... this...
>>164111934
The latter
>>164112080
I don't mind a literal who. Leave me some way to contact you, anon.
>>164112162
I'd rather sit and chat in game but if not you can pick.
>>164111902
>I was trying to complete the Hunting Journal and I can't find Antling Sentries anywhere
They should be to the east of Black Brush Station in the area of the map labelled "The Clutch"
>>164112235
Meet me on Club Penguin
>>164112235
Sitting and chatting ingame's what I usually prefer too, but I'm already in bed.
How about putting down xivg as our interest on omegle and trying to meet up there? Otherwise leave a throwaway mail or something.
>>164111078
waiting for you and >>164110975 to post butts
>>164112502
Ada, don't terrorize the sprouts.
>>164111078
Trying to relax before heading to work in an hour and a half.Cute highlander.
>>164112592
They don't HAVE to...
>>164112475
That's too impractical. That sites for active conversing. I'll tab out and forget.
>>164112502
No one wants to post their butt so you can fantasize ungodly amounts of shit pouring out of them directly into your mouth
>>164112796
Kkinda why I proposed the email thing. It's alright though, anon. I'll probably fall asleep sooner or later anyway.
I've seen a few people posting pictures of their characters standing there with their weapons unsheathed or standing with their giant swords planted in the ground in front of them, but not in a battle stance. Is there a specific emote I need to use to achieve this?
>>164113086
/cpose with your weapons out
>>164113145
Thank you.
>>164111902
Haha, good luck!
Completing the quest doesnt really net you anything extra (an achievement) btw, so you wont miss out if you dont manage.
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/13#boss=-1&metric=dps&class=Global&spec=Bard
>2016
>not being a world top 5th for your class like abe
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE KIDDOS?
>>164113428
Who are you trying to mock here...?
Like, gj Aika for making it that high up, and so what that other people arent?
What did you mean by this...?
>>164113428
Hes good but fflogs sadly prove nothing.
>>164113428
>wanting to be a combo dropping scrub lord that can't block lows like abe
sometimes he can't even input supers correctly
>>164106168
>>164105780
>Soft member transfers to DRAKN
>Anonymous vague shitposting not even a day later
DRAKN, everybody.
>>164113584
Why do you assume every namedrop is the person being namedropped?
>>164113554
>>164113557
>>164113578
>EXCUSES
Stay jealous faggots stick to your own lane and let the big boy raiders enjoy themselves. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>164113584
what did aranea ever do to you?
>>164113690
>>164113759
I think hes saying the opposite of what you mean
Like, someone left soft to join drakn and now drakn members are rudely asking questions behind their back?
Thats what I took away
>>164112791
Butt i will cause i only got 2 hours of "sleep" and i dont want to mess up sleep schedule by dozing more.
>>164112502
So uh. Is this male au ra intomin height female midlanders and breeding them?
>>164113014
Emails are a hassle. It's not 2001 anymore. Good night.
>>164113927
This. Nobody cared until they joined DRAKN.
>>164112502
Do you like pale mooncats
>>164113927
they are all nice people
stop with the backstabbing
OOFF
I BIFFED IT
>>164114047
Im sure it'll blow over. I dont remember any drama attached to that name.
>>164114095
Im not stirring anything.
I dunno why someone would move outta soft though.
Its comfy.
>>164114047
>soft members PISSED AS FUCK their elites are leaving for DRAKN and desperately attempt to falseflag DRAKN with irrelevant soft-tier bullshit
>>164114206
Aranea is really nice
>>164114248
Oh, well good for them!
I guess its a shame they left then.
>>164114247
so all their good raiders left for DRAKN?
Planning on buying base game + heavensward as a Christmas gift to myself.
How many hours is the main campaign? How about the expansion?Will I have fun?
>>164113326
yeah, i know, but I feel the need to complete it, I'm not sure if it's my sleepy mind telling me do complete it, or if I feel bad for the kid, probably the first one
but to be honest, I don't think I wil be able to complete it for now. gonna catch some zzz. see you later guys
>>164114323
>Good raiders
>Balmung
Except for Aika of course
Does anyone have a better reference picture of Ahl?
>>164114331
The first 10 hours is a slog, not gonna lie to you.
Also your server matters, having an active server (and also important active'free company' (basically guilds)) matters cus yknow, people make mmos worth playing.
Theres literally over 100 hours of main story, its interesting as any final fantasy, god killing, evil empires, political intrigue, theres all youd want from a normal final fantasy gane.
Dungeons are okay, some early ones are a slog with few mechanics, but it does pick up.
Playing a tank gets you fastest dungeon queues, but you can play all classes on the same character, so you can find a role you like (and you have to level a second class to unlock your 'job' which is like an upgraded class)
>>164114459
Gg anon.
Hope you manage in time!
Whatever happened to all those husbando quests?
>>164113975
>>164114062
Midlanders and mooncats were made to be bred.
>>164114331
Something to note if its your first MMO or you haven't researched much. You pretty much can't progress without playing with others. Every few levels in the main storyline (and to unlock almost everything) you'll be required to do dungeons or boss trials with other people. Theres an automatic queue system so finding a group isn't difficult, but just know that queue times are pretty long if you start off as a DPS class so consider doing FATES (open world events) or your class hunting log while you wait. You'll have to get used to playing in small groups and hopefully not getting mad or being targeted by mad when mistakes happen.
just did lvl45 warrior quest. It gave me all apparel, except body armor. Am I supposed to look like homeless woman for next 5 levels? Did japs just cuck me??
>>164114331
The main story quest is at least 100+ hours long if you watch every cutscene. I'll warn you now that the story becomes a slog during level 50 content on the way to heavensward.
I can't tell you if you will have fun or not, it depends on how invested in the story you are.
If I make make a recommendation, don't run Gladiator as your first class. You most likely will not make it to Heavensward if you do as it's incredibly boring.
FDTW4U2F
this is my recruitment code, you'll get pic related.
I hope you have fun.
>>164114861
Yep. Its the worst for WHM though unless your planing to look like a slut. Just grab some solid chest armor and dey it red or black. Should look fine till 50.
>>164114861
It's their revenge for the nuke. Deal with it.
>>164114754
Are you intovanilla
>>164114728
All the fujos got bullied away by grown men playing catboys
>>164114754
inb4 meria teleports onto your lap
>>164115004
>catboys
catgirls i meant
>>164115004
Huh. Alright. Thanks for the answer! Was trying to show another anon one of the phases xvig went through but those husbando quest pictures are impossible to find.
>>164114943
Yes, especially cuddling
>>164115042
I dunno if i could handle that, she's way too pure for me.
>>164115186
>too pure
corruption's top tier
I want aranea's gc
>>164115270
I mean I agree but she doesn't seem the type at all.
>>164115607
Stop shitposting and cure my pacification
>tfw Yoshi is a baby duck
Quack Quack
>>164114481
oh shit
>have an eb
>starting to fall for somebody else
I don't want to be in this situation
>>164115607
I'm going to reverse corrupt you one of these days and it'll be so good.
>>164116334
>have an eb
Dont be greedy!
>>164116593
Joke's on you, idiot.that's exactly what i want
>>164116334
EB them both, be the player you know you were born to be
>>164116334
>tfw literal psychotic dramaposters get an EB before me who actually wants one to take care of
>>164116708
Oh shit.
>>164116708
Hey Ada do you doplatonic headpats
>finally decide to complete all of the sidequests in the world
>Godbert shows up in Upper La Noscea
>>164116792
Want mine? I'm getting tired of his shit.
>>164117330
>he
hey that's probably me
Reminder
>>164116969
Many have tried, are you the one?
>>164117023
yes of course, and platonic lapsits
>tank needs to be topped for cleaves and buster
>white mage casting stone iii
>tank is obliterated
Is there a more useless class?
>>164117514
>be a man in real life
>still roleplay as a cock-craving fuckslut healer who just wants to be turned over a stool and have her asshole filled with spunk-spewing cock
It doesn't happen, but at least I learned to heal.
>>164117762
>not bara
Lmao tanks are fags
Postwoman
Thinking about going DPS. How is NIN
>>164117556
Possibly. We'll see.
>>164118198
A NIN main told me its very strong but really tedious to play. YMMV
Is there anything I can do about the 90002 issue?
I've tried resetting my router multiple times, I've port forwarded and Added exceptions to my firewall for the game but I'm still getting them.
I tried running thru a VPN and WTFast/Cyberghost, neither of them made any difference, every 10 minutes I get DCd with the 90002.
I guess all that's left is to call my ISP and ask them to manually stop fucking the FFXIV connection line, because it's nothing else that disconnects, literally just ffxiv
>>164118198
Has a kinda annoying rotation compared to DRG and MNK.
Has a few utility skills that actually can be legitimately useful.
>>164117556
Stop doing POTD and breed me already, Ada.
>>164118603
I would but i'm running with other people
any irl girls here looking for a pet/servant/slave/orbiter?
>>164117762
>l roleplay as a cock-craving fuckslut healer who just wants to be turned over a stool and have her asshole filled with spunk-spewing cock
>It doesn't happen, but at least I learned to heal.
Sounds like you're more of a bitch than a man
Does anyone have a Ninja Rotation Guide image?
>>164118794
yeah hmu I like orbiters
do you have crafters leveled
how did skeletan die
or was I being rused
>>164118974
no but ill level them for you
>>164119051
I need accessories pretty badly. Balmung?
>>164119080
i can just gift you a fantasia and you can sell it for gear
>>164119128
I would much prefer you slave away your crafts.
oc
>>164119168
do you want me as slave or orbiter
>>164119254
Why not both?
Redpill me on elliot
>>164119478
really nice guy that fell for the balmung meme
lucky enough he realized his mistake and plays on a better server withour negative 4chan influence
>>164119198
most of the skills have different names in the localization irrc, so you can blame the translators
>>164119523
link to full please
Anyone want tomake alts on a dead server and have a really quick and rough encounter with a catgirl?
>Resubbed after a year of not playing
>Forgotten everything, story and how to play
>All my equipment sets and HUD settings gone
Oh god help
>>164119646
can we masturbate together
>>164119745
Yes of course, name the place
>>164119610
Well, I suppose that /potentially/ explains the bottom half, but the top half is still a fuck up by some dev.
>>164119523
He's fucking a girl in that drawing, you dingus. Besides, a little assplay never hurt anyone.
>>164119745
Mutual masturbation RP is always so odd.
>>164119610
Probably not entirely. Ever sense the Paladin/Knight fuck up in ffxi, translators have been scrutinized by the local teams.
That and Aeolian edge is clearly suppose to be 'windy'
>>164119916
Is that even a thing? Seems kinda sad, but fetishes can't be helped.
>>164119815
>a little assplay never hurt anyone
Famous last words right there.
>>164120028
It is a thing and it's hot irl, but I don't know how well it'd translate to RP.
>>164117556
Where do you usually hang out?
>>164120028
It is, yeh. I've done it with someone who really wanted to, it's basically just explaining your experience, what you're doing, and how you feel about what the other person is doing. I personally didn't get anything from it, but the person I was with apparently got off really hard to it so I was at least happy with that.
>>164119381
i will do both if thats what you want
ill do anything for you
>>164120217
If someone writes it well enough, masturbation can be very hot. I just don't know why you'd do mutual masturbation when ERPing instead of fucking your partner.
I'd post pictures of my character shrugging, but I can't for the next few days.
>>164119916
Mutual masturbation video calls are much better.
>>164120264
It's literally the oldest cybering in the book.
People get off on that shit all the time.
fucking millennials
>>164120264
Yeah, that's about right.I did it as a precursor to the rest of the ERP.
Does anyone know when the new year's event will end? I need to know if I can make it back home in time.
>>164120320
Yes to both. Next question, what race are you?
i ruined everything
>>164120236
The soft house mostly and occasionally the bench
>>164120537
midlander
Why is the playerbase so bad? I've never seen something so terrible in any other game before.
>>164120559
Where is the Soft house?
>>164120559
Stop shitposting and heal me
>>164119775
>>164119745
Still waiting...
>>164120674
Because yoship's pandering has made it that all but the most hardcore material easily finishable by even a retard while he's suffering a seizure and pleasuring himself.
Seriously, 95% of this game is facerollable, and it hurts us all.
>>164120737
mist sub 3 plot like..42? in front of the docks
>>164120802
nyo
Most fun healer to level? Not necessarily at max level.
>>164120674
game is a hugbox for shitters
i cant even say "your dps is low" without fear of being reported and actually banned
>>164120968
scholar
>>164120968
white mage
>>164120565
name?
>run stone vigil as AST
>never draw arrow or balance even a single time, even when the tank went afk for a few minutes
What the fuck is this job?
>>164121269
Bad luck.
>>164121269
The job nobody asked for
>>164120968
WHM is kinda abysmal until 50+. Holy makes things faster at 45 but overall you get to do the most as SCH throughout the process.
>>164120968
Astro. Simply because you skip the first 30 levels.
Seriously all of them level kinda roughly.
>>164120129
Know from experience? Did you end up having to go to the hospital?
>>164121269
a joke. always will be, even if its significantly better than whm currently
>>164121567
Im leveling from scratch on an alt so AST isn't really an option until much later and that 30 level bonus doesnt apply as such.
>>164121639
Get you cross class abilities and stick with whatever comes off as 'fun'
>>164121639
>FFXIV
>alts
Which Miqote would you touch on the tail until it goes MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW?
>>164121809
I would forgo touching such a dirty, disgusting creature.
>>164121809
Kirito Tia
>>164121809
Mayo Tia
>>164121794
I have 2 characters on my main server and an alt on Balmung, alts can be fun!
>>164121614
Nah, it sounded really funny to me.
>>164121794
I have 11. These are just the ones I have on Balmung.
>>164122353
True, it was pretty funny to read
>>164122446
Yeah but those are probably just lowbie ERP alts not something actually leveled.
>dots that last less than 30 seconds
I want this to go and stay go. Stop giving every fucking class a dot of some kind.
STOP IT.
>>164122614
so you want classes to be even more braindead
>>164122810
You can have a class that has depth without having some bullshit dot mechanic.
>>164122446
>slut cat
>futa roe
>cum lala
>"alts"
>>164122608
They're all gonna be levelled at one point.
>>164122934
do you have autism
>>164122614
Every class is just keep these sub 30 second dot/buff on the enemy/yourself
>>164122614
>tfw scholar already has 5 dots
>it probaby will get even more in stormblood
>>164122992
No, but I should...
>>164123029
Sounds like you already caught it.
>>164122889
like what?
>check back after taking a 1 year long break
>everything is still the same
>people still doing ERP and glamour whoring
>level jump potions are official
Why did it became like this?
>>164123019
They said they want to keep around the same amount of buttons. I wouldn't be surprised if they flat out remove Miasma II and Shadow Flare or combined it into one ranged AoE skill.
>>164123343
>>164123019
ye they did say they wanted to do an ability purge due to how bloated it's getting.
I hope they actually go through it and combine some of the less impressive abilities with others.
>>164123264
because you left. it's all your fault.
Why does Summoner parse so high on fflogs?
Are they actually decent dps?
>>164123413
They'll definitely prune some shit. I hope they get rid of near-useless garbage like fracture and replace it with useful yet situational skills; stuff comparable to goad or shadewalker.
HOW WILL YOSHI SAVE YOUR JOB IN 4.0?
>>164123645
aoe
>>164123645
they got some minor tweaks, but the reason is really the can multidot in every creator fight
also dots ticking during temporal stasis in a12s is really good
>>164123807
Make Selene useful again.
>>164123807
My job was saved long ago and Heavensward just made it so over-the-top that it is always in demand.
>>164123807
gib brd swiftcast plox
>>164123968
She's actually useful in the AST/SCH meta.
>>164124452
explain
Is there any way to have multiple sets of like we have for HUD?
Pet bars do not mix well with my DRG binds.
>>164124452
lol what
>just resubbed after 6 month hiatus to get ready for stormblood
>completely forget most things about the game and what I was working towards
>want to continue making progress on my anima weapon but nobody queus for the dungeons I need anymore
>see people wearing all this cool fucking armor but I have no idea what it actually is because its all mogged anyway
this feels like suffering
>>164121809
A cute catboy.
Then ill use the distraction to fix him
>>164125608
Cat-stration is my fetish.
Do you think there will continue to be new installments in the job questline for each job in future expansions?
They really are the best part of leveling a new job.
>>164125431
Literally says what the appearance is in the Examine menu.
Everyone uses party finder to undersize the lv50 dungeons, otherwise I suspect you simply didn't wait.
>>164125986
yea
>>164125824
>>164125608
>not wanting kitten-kids
kys
>>164126075
For every failure that wants to castrate catboys there is another bitch waiting to be bred
>>164126506
>wanting inferior sissy kitty semen
>not superior highlander
Castrate your kitten NOW
>Unable to download patch files
>[20512][25008][204950]
How fucked am I?
>>164126806
idk fugedf ig uess
>>164126863
truly post
bpbp
Hi, is there a job that needs to resource manage like Arcane Mages manage their mana in WoW? Or just resource manage at all?
>>164127472
Describe how arcane mage uses and gains mana
So I just started playing and picked Conjurer, did I do good?
>tfw meria will never /doze in my maleras lap for qt screens
>>164127550
Yay for baby healers!
Yes! One or two of the low level story missions might be a lil tough, but nothing too bad.
>>164127515
Well, they have 2 parts to their rotation, burn phase and conserve phase. You want to keep your mana >90% in conserve phase, then use it all during your burn phase. Once you use up all your mana you use a cooldown to regain all of it and do conserve phase again until the cooldown is up again
>>164123807
Hopefully condensing FangClaw and Wheeler Thrust into one single ability, giving us a 90 second cooldown that adds 15 seconds to the BotD stack during those moments the boss goes invulnerable, changing abilities around pre 50 so that it's not Impulse Drive spam, some sort of AoE that doesn't destroy TP or BotD, and more types of jumps.
>>164127472
>>164127515
Black Mages. Fire spells consume a fuckton of mana in Astral Fire state and Blizzard spells regen that mana with Umbral Ice state.
>>164127743
That is exactly how BLM works by default.
>>164127472
Summoner has to make the most of their mana pool, in a more normal way. Just use your high cost spells when you know it's not going to drain you before the fight ends.
Black mage is all about swapping between phases of high damage and high cost spells and then regenning your mp asap but it's in much faster cycles than arcane mage.
>>164126798
>implying I won't have superior highlander kitten hybrids
>>164127551
I'd drop my spaghetti too hard if she did
>>164127926
Much faster cycles? Less than 2 minutes?
This bow or titan bow for most ridiculous bow in game?
>>164128258
Yeah, like every few casts.
>>164128258
yeahhhhh
>>164128259
Titan because IW actually looks good
>>164128259
Alexandrian is much worse.
>>164128494
funny way to spell midan bow
xth for grown manism
any poiint in using shield oath on paladin when you get it?
Black mage nigger or Gun-Nigger? [I'm new and have no idea what i'm doing]
>>164128568
who's this tallman and does he like shortmen?
>>164128740
The Kiss doesn't discriminate, as long as you're a hot mama.
He's even got the trollface going on.
>>164128847
They love stretching faces.
>>164128815
>"Man I'm pretty."
>>164128686
you can't start as machinist anyway
>>164129026
Check the pecs.
>>164128815
I laughed way too hard at this character omg
>>164129169
Ignis?
>>164129032
no but i'll start with the classes that can become them
>>164129248
What's there to laugh at, shortman?
My character's pretty as fuck.
>>164129257
No, this is Patrick.
>>164129310
that is what i meant, machinist gets unlocked after you reach expansion main story and is stand alone job, it has no class like main game jobs
>>164128258
Watch his mp yo-yo.
https://youtu.be/7oLvfoanUmE
>>164129310
DRK, MCH, and AST have no starting classes, unlike the rest of the 2.0 jobs.
They were stuck with the classes from 1.0 but never liked them, so got rid of them with the new expac.
is there a way to go even edgier? i am unironically loving this.
>>164130230
Yes, let me sit in your lap. Trust me. It's for the sake of edginess.
>>164130230
make your name Darkness Everblade
>>164130230
white/blue/purple skin and red eyes
Ixal dailies make me want to scream and scream and scream into the void. Mama needs to level CUL tho, so the creepy birb men get their stupid airship.
>>164130363
Do they make you want to scream due to how tedious and boring they are?
Because I know that feeling.
>>164130230
Ow fuck, I cut myself looking at your picture.
>>164130515THE EDGE IS CALLING TONIGHT
>>164130320
now we've made a ghost, frightening.
>>164130317
Dark-ness Dementiaravenway.
>>164130292
this doesn't sound like it'll help me become edgier, anon, but I'm willing to go to the ends of the earth for my craft.
>>164130572
Now go with black hair and red highlights
Also make sure to main Dark Knight and make power of darkness macros
>>164130494
*reeeees gently into the night*
>>164130572
Holyfuck. Wow. It's like I'm looking at an amalgamation of every xX_S3ph1Roth_Xx player ever.
>>164128815
oh god you broke your neck
>>164130320
whats edgy about white/blue/purple skin?
>>164130230
ye maybe
>>164130752
>broke your neck
Nah, that's just my babe senses tingling.
>>164130824
this is not edgy at all stupid idiot squid
>>164130706
I've had enough suffering with Moogles, why are you doing Ixal? What's the exp like?
>>164130572
>Dark-ness Dementiaravenway.
I understood that reference.
>>164130881
>white skin and hair male xaela drk
come on now
>>164130754
monochrome/cold colors
2 days till my transfer.gilgamesh or balmung?
>>164130697
somehow, I think this really light blue with red highlights is edgier.
>>164131042
Odin, don't go to the vg cancer
>>164131042
gilgamesh
>>164131042
Mateus for quality over quantity
>>164131042
Gilgamesh to complete content. Balmung to idle and chat about how the random cashier at the supermarket handed your change palm up and ruined your day.
>>164130995
and thats edgy because....?
>>164131148
>shitlander doesn't want more competition from potential girl
>>164131098
This, Odin comfiest server.
>>164131042
come relax on gilgamesh~ we're friendly~
>>164131042
Neither. Head over to Primal or Chaos (if EU) so you don't have to deal with memers in the cross server PF.
>>164130931
I'm doing Ixal because these bastards are the only crafting ones I've unlocked (still sprout). EXP is ass the first few rep levels, but it suddenly opens up into one or two levels a day, which is nice if you're a lazy asshole like me and the thought of sitting down to level a profession for hours on end makes you want to bash your head against a wall.I still have no idea how I managed to level Engineering in WoW, let alone mine enough Khorium to make the Sharkcopter with the hula girl on the dash and Jeeves.
>>164131047
>mfw i kinda like this and kinda want him to breed me
help
>>164131187
>girl does this
>stroke her palm with my finger to weird her the fuck out while clawing out my change
>next time she always drops it into my hand
Fucking right.
>>164131328
dude you're fucking telling me like i was just dicking around but now i kinda wanna go with my original red skinned one because no one uses this face and i really need to embrace my edge
>>164131042
Ignore these memers.
Balmung is literally /the/ vg server.
If you want to play with people from here, enjoy a relatively lively community, and occasionally dabble in some rp, Balmungs the way to go.
>>164131047
>>164131328
same desu
I swear guys, I'm tall in-game! Just talk to me there and you'll see...
>>164131340
Took me two minutes to start typing this because I was just laughing so loudly.
As much as I want my money dropped into my hand I could never bring myself to make someone so uncomfortable.
>>164131328
calm down meria
NEW THREAD
>>164131230
>acting like the sprout doesn't have friends that are girls
>>164131456
Cowabunga like surf's up dude
>>164131293
you get 1mil+ exp per day from moogles, but it's 50+ classes only
>>164128039
>Implying ubermensch highlander sperm oesn't destroy all kitty "DNA"
>Implying microdicked kitties ever get laid
LOL
>>164131456
current one is edgierand hotterthan red skin though
>>164131980
Well fuck. I guess it's time to bite the bullet and stop avoiding the MSQ. Again.
>>164132121
You have to do ALL of the Churning Mists sidequests too, enjoy all the flying aroundYou DID get the aether currents, right?
>>164132235
No you don't. You can do little to none of them for the quest chain to appear.
>>164132235
...
I'm gonna go cry for a while.And run errands.
>>164132356
>WEH WEH WEH I HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME
fuck off
>>164132085
if this post ends in 5, i'll fanta to this.
>>164131042
Cactuar
>>164132405
>being this mad at someone suddenly realizing how terrible a part of the game is
No you fuck off.
>>164132575
dang, lets see it then
>>164130981
>face 3
It's almost edgy but not quite.
Last post for S'eihai's womb belongs to me.