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Previously:
>>163918701
First for delete Symmetra
FIRST FOR WIDOWTRACER
>>163941279
Second for delete Widow.
Third for delete D.VA.
>>163941314
>Ana tier 2
>d.Va tier 3
nerf hog's hook
>game starts
>team goes in
>contesting the point against 4 enemies
>about 40 seconds go until i die
>i see my teammates halfway back to the point
Why do they always die so fucking fast
How do I gitgud at Reinhardt? I feel I am at the complete mercy of my team when I play him
Blue post
>>163941220
Fix your YouTube link!!!!!!!!!
Tracer!
>>163941767
Where the fug are her tattoos
>>163941220
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FIX YOUR OPS YOU INCOMPETENT BAFOONS!
I've never felt more for a character in anything than I did for Winston when he thought no one was going to show up for his Christmas party because it turns out Tracer was too busy having sex to get there on time.
>>163940924
As I said, I never thought Pharmercy would ever become canon nor do I want it to be. The backlash from doing so would not be worth it. I like it just fine they way it is.Cute. Besides, this is a shooter not a visual novel.
Everybody shut the fuck up, this is important
http://www.strawpoll.me/11975783
http://www.strawpoll.me/11975783
http://www.strawpoll.me/11975783
>>163941314
>tier 2 ana
>torbjorn tier 6
END YOUR LIFE
>>163942134
>No option for unranked
Terrible poll.
>>163942040
How do widow's feet taste like?
post names
>>163941769
>tracer
>dating a filthy souless ginger
mfw no boners from this ship
>other team has a widow on fire
>our pharah refuses to change and keeps dying
>we lose
>the pharah is the first to talk shit about the team
Pharah players are right up there with Genji retards.
>>163942000
Trips has the right of it. Not every character is going to get paired off in this game. MOST of them probably won't, because this is an FPS, not a slice-of-life comedy romp.
>>163941951
>born a mutant gorilla
>only had one person that cared about him (professor Winston)
>his kind kills his only friend and mentor during their literal chimpout
>stays optimistic and believes in kindness anyway
>finds a new family with new friends
>becomes a hero, defeats Doomfist himself
>friends start infighting, family is broken, he is alone at some lonely watchpoint in the middle of Gibraltar with just a computer for company
>has his best friend Tracer on his mind, draws pictures of her and thinks about her, the only person who stayed close to him
>she is so busy shagging her girlfriend she almost leaves Winston alone for the holidays
>her girlfriend takes Winston's present for herself
Being Winston is suffering. Is he /ourguy/ ?
>>163941314
>Mercy tier 3
Delusional Mercyfag
>>163942295
>she is so busy shagging her girlfriend she almost leaves Winston alone for the holidays
>her girlfriend takes Winston's present for herself
did this really happen in the comics? i don't read them...
that's pretty shitty
>>163942379
More.
how does lucios dick work
>Symmetra is a better offense hero than Sombra
>>163942379
>TFW I want Amelie to bully Emily in the story
>TFW I want her to almost kill her
>TFW I want her to be unable to do it and get Gerard flashbacks
>TFW I want her toend up in a polyamorous relationship with her and Tracer
>>163942295
Winston going nuclear when.
>mystery heroes
>roll genji 4 times in a row
>lose
>>163942460
>>163942295
The scarf was supposed to be for Winston?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-
>>163942295
Don't forget that no one wants to play him because of his 'no aim no brain' weapon and Harambe memes.
blizzard pls buff/fix my wife.
>>163942379
What is it with western artists and making their women look like men?
Look at Widowmaker in this. She looks like fucking Tim Curry in Rocky Horror.
>>163942295
>>163942669
the scarf wasn't for winston you idiots
the scarf was for tracer's girlfriend
>>163942295
Well he still has Athena
>>163942326
Hana is taller than Tracer ingame, get your measurements right
>>163942705
Sombra is Op. You just need to git gud.
>>163942997
Sombra is objectively shit
>>163942705
But she's my wife
>try competitive for the first time since my friend bought me the game last week
>win first placement match easily enough
>lose the second one
>win 2 rounds in the most recent match until it starts to unravel and the enemy team starts to push our shit in
>one guy refuses to switch from Torb and just keeps saying "I have 3 gold metals" even though we haven't been able to even take a point the last 2 rounds, let alone hold one
>the rest of the tiebreaker round is just our team bickering at eachother in text chat
>shutout, DEFEAT
>Torb says "lol kill yourselves retards"
Really glad I decided to give it a try.
>>163942889
Do you think Hana likes to make fun of manlets??
>>163942831
No it wasn't. Read the comic. Tracer tried to stop her from opening the package, but since she already did, Tracer didn't want to stop her and say it was for Winston. If it was for Emily, Tracer would ahev given it to her from the get go.
>>163943065
You have good taste
>>163943067
My placements started bad and got progressively better, and I got dumped in gold because I main supports, I can't imagine what bronze is like
We get it, you're fucking MLG Pro at fucking damage Zenyatta but YOU:"RE A FUCKING HEALER AS WELL ACT LIKE IT
Is anyone having much less fun since the past few patches? I feel fucking annoyed as shit in most of my games now, the balancing feels so fucking wrong.
>tfw love Ana and really good with her
>always lose when I decide to play her because my entire team goes all offense heroes on defend
>43% win rate
>>163943289
>Zenyatta is a healer
>>163943246
>Tracer tried to stop her from opening the package
Because it was her gift.
Are you literally autistic?
Tracer was trying to buy a gift for Emily. She failed, because every store was closed. Then a little girl and her family gave HER a gift as a way of saying thanks for what she does. The gift was for HER and not Emily, but it turned out to be the exact scarf she was trying to buy and everything worked out right.
You are a mong. I hate you.
>>163943184
Her entire country is manlets
Post skins that you like more than any of the legendary variants. I'll start.
>>163943184
>Do you think Hana likes to make fun of manlets??I have big plans for you.
She's leaned to keep her mouth shut on such things.
I am actually ridiculously fucking good with Soldier like holy shit
>>163943518
wow you're good at hitscan mcshootman with a sprint and a heal? how? how are you so good at this nuanced complex hero?
>>163943518
I'm sure your bronze teammates are thankful for your silver skillz.
>>163943487
Torbjorn already has a loving wife, nevermind that he would rape any lady
Delete this
>>163942851
>all he has is his AI waifu
Winston deserves better.
>>163942692
People who think Winston is an easy character to play need to watch Miro. A bad Winston is one of the worst things you can have on your team because of how hard he feeds enemy ults. Too bad people think he can just w+m1 and achieve something.
>>163943407
If it was her gift she would have opened it. If it was Emily's gift she would have given it to her. It was for Winston. Stop trying to excuse her shittyness.
>>163943407
Tracer wasn't sure what was in the gift she was given by the girl, which is why she didn't want Emily opening it. It turned out by christmas magic to be the same scarf she wanted to buy Emily.
That is all there is to it. It wasn't Winston's, and Tracer wasn't keeping it for herselfyou selfish anime fuckshe just didn't want to risk it being something Emily wouldn't like.
>Play Tracer
>Get crippling anxiety
There is no real down time for this bitch since you always need to be on the move while on the brink of death trying to kill the enemy.
>>163943671
>It wasn't Winston's
YES THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY
>>163943662
>If it was her gift she would have opened it.
she just fuckin got home
>>163943518
Dont forget to bully Pharah players until they switch
>>163943689
If you're a fast thinker you won't be anxious while playing her
lol
man Symmetra is fun as fuck to play as now, from 0 to hero in one update
>>163943786
I assume that's a literal translation from gook because that's some cringeworthy shit on the last panel
Being Amelie is suffering.
Our doctor>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your nurse
>>163943689
Get used to it, m8. You're not playing Tracer right if you don't end up feeling like a jittery mess afterwards.
>>163943864
>man now I can just W+M1 as Symmetra I can finally kill people with her!
>>163943920
go back to your dead general and take that dead character from a dead game with you. thanks.
>>163943981
that too, but being actually useful with shield generator and the throwable shield thing is fun
>>163942379
>perfect
little to no ass
let's be honest if it wasn't for the pose controversy nobody would have given Tracer's ass a second look
>>163944094
Shield generator did make her pretty useful it's true
>>163944094
>>163943864
Symmetra is boring as fuck and is some basic bitch bullshit
>>163944141
>spot the genji main
>>163944206
I'm not a Genji main, but at least when a Genji kills me it's usually because I got outplayed and not because I got within 5 feet of him.
Trash event this time around
Barely anything worth getting
WHEN IS THE EVENT SUPPOSEDLY SUPPOSED TO END
>>163944320
it's the first thing you see when you launch battlenet you fuck
>>163943479
You can't improve on perfection
>>163944141
Except nu-sym takes zero skill to use
Fucking Mercy is more exciting to play as
>tfw decide to jump into s3 placements after not touching the game since mid s2
>get utterly destroyed first game
>tilt
>procceed to lose 8 other games and get carried in the last
:^)
>>163944502
You can.
Is this general Waifu-friendly ?
>Lucio jumping and riding around the payload like a fucking monkey
>nobody can hit him
>buys enough time for their team to respawn and we lose
I'm picking 76 the second I see that cunt, I don't care if I'm on tank/heal duty.
>>163944621
depends. do you have good taste?
>>163944621
of course not.
Serious post. I'm mid gold. Feel like I can easily get to Plat if I can find a group that plays with the meta. If you do reply with your battle net id. I play DVA, Lúcio nd little bit of Zarya.
So im looking for 2 tanks a dps and 2 healer mains :)
>>163944801
at your rank people don't understand why the current meta is meta, so stop asking people to play it
Who is it possible to carry with?
>>163943590
i think it's because my tracking aim is fucking amazing, not sure though..
>>163943623
k
>>163943737
don't see many pharahs sadly. i saw one a few matches ago on eichenwalde attack and yeah i did bully her to switching to dva
>>163942654
>the scarf's colour matches Winston's sweater
FUGGG
>>163945024
whats wrong with their faces?
>>163945024
When Ana was that young Amelie was in her early/mid teens just like Pharah.
>>163944801
lol
Sombra hasshort cooldowns on her abilities!
>>163944512
i mean symmetra is boring as fuck but i don't see how she's not atleast a tiny bit more skill intensive after the rework
atleast you can sort of make plays with the new E, the previous one was just autopilot shit that you press E once on each ally once they spawn
>>163944975
Hog is the only answer
>>163945261
Sombra has a penis
>>163945261
and yet it feels fucking retarded that her translocator is put on the same 6 second CD even if you don't use it at all and let it expire
>get put with a 5 stack
>they're shit
>the enemy 5 stack are gods
>>163945336
yes but its a feminine one!
Hana Dong
>>163943628
He's a viking anon. It's part of his cultural identity.
>>163945470
what would your father think if he read what you write online
>>163945523
my father once told me when he was drunk that he fucked a ladyboy in thailand so i think he is well versed enough with feminine penises
>>163945371
I think she should be able to destroy the translocator at will
Fair buffs:
>Winston
- barrier projector cool down starts after deployment
- primal rage strikes and Tesla Cannon ignore armor damage resistance
- Tesla canon deals 40% extra damage vs. shields
- Activating Primal Rage will deal AOE knock back and 30 damage with 2 meters
- Primal Rage activation animation grants invulnerability
>Junkrat
- 20% projectile speed
- RIPtire self-damage removed, does knock back to self
- RIP-tire health bumped from 100 to 135
- Pressing alt-fire while controlling Rip-tire will stop its forward momentum and silence the engine without line of sight.
>Bastion
- self healing no longer interrupted by damage, reduces heal rate to 17.5 per second for next 1.2 seconds without taking damage
- can move at half speed while healing self in recon mode
- New passive: Recon Scan. Can see non-player objects(turrets, mines) in recon mode through walls up to 40 meters.
- New alt-fire in recon mode, puts up 200 health shield in front of him while being used, and uses soldering iron to health everyone in front of him (2 meters, 180 degrees) by 50 HP/s
- New alt-fire in turret mode, puts up 150HP shield in front of you for 3 seconds, but doubles turret fire spread and reload for duration
>Hanzo
- 2 ability slots now, 1 for "offensive arrows" (scatter/taser) and 1 for "support arrows" (Sonar and Embolden) respectively in E and shift. Cycle through the 2 arrow with those buttons to choose which. The single slot shares cooldown for both available arrows.
- Taser Arrow: creates aoe the size of biotic field that deals 30 dps for 3.5 seconds where it lands
- Embolden Arrow: creates aoe size of biotic field that reduces damage to those standing in it by 33%
- both new arrows fails if blocked by shields
>Widowmaker
- Activated mines leave cloud that can damage anyone walking into it for its 5 second duration
- Coming within 1 meter of a poisoned enemy infects other players
- Ult grant immunity to Headshot bonus for duration
>>163945458
>be top500
>our team is 3 top500s, 2 3500s and one diamond
>their team is 6 3800-3900 masters
>everything the 3 noobies do is wrong
>they dont listen to you
>they can only play 1 character
>get absolutely rolled
>LOSE 40 POINTS
>>163945721
i think the CD should start the moment she throws it not when she uses it
>>163945523
;__; shitposting is not a sin
>>163945729
When will people learn that tweaking a character in more than one or two small ways in one balance patch will always end in disaster? Do we really want more Dvas?
>>163942183
>>163945501
He's Swedish.
Anyone else think McCree should get changed a bit? He has basically the same role as 76 right now, a mid range tickler. What if his left click's max damage is reverted to 20m again, but his right click damage was increased to 50/55? This would make him better at what I think the Overwatch devs thought him to be; a short to mid range anti flanker.
Instead of flanking all the time as sombra, I think its better to just stay with the team. You can freely hack enemies that are distracted with teammates, which really helps them out. Her passive ability activating is when you flank
am I the only one who enjoys mercy?
that flying of hers and keeping the momentum going is interesting to say the least
>>163946076
Want to make Sombra a good pick with 1 change?
>your passive now also applies to teammates
There you go. Your Dva /Hog is now even more of a monster. If we go back to a DPS meta - your Genji is.
>>163946195
Her nerf plus the ana buffs killed her
Also you're rolling the dice on randoms being good or not more than any other support
What nerfs do we need to give Not Mistral?
>>163946014
I think his ult needs a buff it's always been very inconsequential and like 1% of his total power but it didn't matter before when rest of his kit was so busted
Like I honestly can't remember the last time I killed more than 1 enemy with Dead Eye. Vast majority of the time it's just a shitty zoning tool that makes the enemy team take cover for a few seconds.
I think the damage should amp up a bit faster and he should also move a little bit faster, he already shines like a fucking christmas tree
Filenames pls
>>163946458
How the fuck do you climb through diamond when its just people throwing, making troll picks, getting easily tilted from the get go and leaving
This game's elo system is beyond fucked when fucking golds play better than mid-high diamonds
>>163946427
I think the biggest problem with it is the shot delay. They should, at the very least, halve the time it takes to shoot. Or maybe remove it entirely.
Hey you! Yes, you!
Stop and think about the good things that happened in a day right before you go to sleep to put your mind at ease and sleep easier. It's really easy to get your mind overrun by bad thoughts because your brain thinks about them to avoid those happening in the future (It might just be false information and I'm lying, haha!). Instead, think about how you could relive a good moment or how you could make a good moment a great moment for you, or someone else, friend.
Never give up! Never surrender!
>>163946563
>>163946640
Translation of this post:
>I could faceroll people in gold but now that I am in Diamond I am dragging my team down and we can't win so I am stuck
>>163946702
easy for an overpowered hero to say
>>163946682
Yeah it's retarded, people can just ADADADAD around a corner and it's completely down to luck if you hit them even if you press M1 when they are visible on your screen
>>163946701
widow is a bitch
The only skin I wanted was Yeti Winston, but Nutcracker Zenyatta is ok too.
>>163946702
Nothing "good" ever happens. Whatever happened to you is pointless and will fade away along with you consciousness as you get swallowed by the endless void of oblivion. You do not have a future. Before you know it your final day will come and nothing you ever achieved will matter any more.
ptr when i wanna play ranked and im too weak to do it on live
>>163946195
>Bridal gauntlets and stockings combo
feelsgoodman
>>163946769
t. tilted diamond thrower
>>163945907
If you want him to be culturally accurate he should be crying when his wife gets knocked up by Jamal and Muhammad.
All the time.
>>163945847
Bastion is literally the worst hero in the game and not viable for anyone with half a brain and aim. He also isn't fine to play with and has an extensively limited gameplay style
Junkrat is just a spam machine that doesn't require any skill, and because of this is limited in fights because he can't plant shots on flying, vertically mobile enemies, or fast enemies viably, especially at further distances like the demoman can with his faster projectiles in TF2 doing the same role.
Winston hasn't been touched since the games launch because double winston meta was so powerful, but hero stacking is now banned, so as a solo hero, he is extensively underpower and only has any viability has last minute contesting, or hard countering hanzo/widow.
Hanzo is a potent DPS character but with little demo synergy that is categorized in Defense despite barely having any area denial, support, or utility. The reason why he is hated on is because unlike 76 who can support, get consistent kills, and multiple options, hanzo is a very individualistic playstyle hero in a team based shoot. And if you wanted a strong individual DPS pick, Mccree does it better and safer at distances with hitscan. So why would you ever want a hanzo on your team? So give him options to make him an actual Defense hero.
Widow is one of the most OP designed snipers in an FPS ever, but in the realm of all the abilities in overwatch and her utter lack of "umph" from an ult or ability when trying to contest, it leaves much to be desired. Especially when some maps just aren't viable because they are so well covered for attackers like Ilios
>>163946996
shit taste anon kun
>>163946939
>thread now has reinbro giving inspiration
>thread now also has reaper counteracting reinbro
i'm liking thisi hope this is just an act and you're not really depressed, reaperman
>>163947126
>Not liking gloves and stockings
>>163944978
>barely gm
>most played is d.va
opinion discarded
>tfw this will actually become canon
We did it bros
>>163944637
Console detected.
>>163944637
>soldier
>not reinhardt
it's like you want him to live
>>163947357
welcome back november-anon
>>163947357
you have been saying that since November and fucking nothing happened
>>163947361
Lucio is easier to hit on console since he cant do the minute movement alterations that messes with aim on PC due to aim assist.
Not saying anon is not a console player, but I thought I'd point that out.
>>163947036
Guess I picked the worst possible day to solo q
>>163947485
Sauce? I am asking for afriendso he canbeat me off while I stare at young Ana's delicious chocolate body
>>163947486
Well, the other players also have a disadvantage trying to aim at him too. In a way it's a sidegrade.
>>163946893
Got the template?
>tfw I run into smurfs
>>163947823
>>163947534
By the way, I was losing like 40 - 50 MMR per loss... and the win at the very end was 3096 to 3114.
>>163947870
Thinking about buying a smurf account to shit on bronze players
>>163947746
DSPStanky said its easier to dodge on PC and he is supposedly one of the best Lucios out there who started off on console. Take that as you will.
>>163947534
Rate thisaccount that I got paid to boost
>tfw you're 50 points from Diamond but you're afraid to lose so you don't play comp at all
>>163947673http://s019.radikal.ru/i619/1611/d9/8fc3a8ae6fb9.png
sorry but i couldnt find the name of the artist
>>163946357
Nerf her coat length.
Would your parents approve of Hana as your girlfriend?
>>163947116
>Crying
He would be celebrating cultural diversity.
>>163947897
Off the top of my head. Haven't bought any cases. Didn't bother to fill in voice lines or sprays.
>Decide to play competitive for the first time since it launched due to previous severe anxiety
>Place 2300
>The games are literally no different than QP games
Is there a system where some of your SR rolls over into next season to give you a jump, or am I condemned to shitter hell for all eternity?
>>163947994
dick that small eh
>>163948029
I know of DSPS. He has a console montage up, he has pretty good movement, but you can definitely tell the enemies couldn't hit shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYDMNMUtxQ
>>163948161
I have that before and right after every tier. Started Plat and I am masters now. Working on GM. Good luck anon!
>>163948532
Yeah, I need to compensate somehow
>>163947272
it's not my fault this game's current balance sucks ass
i think i need to install OW on my SSD so i can instalock soldier more often before someone else manages to do it
>>163947870
>>163947994
>tfw picking OP76 to shit on smurf faggots
Poor thing is retarded
>>163947994
Yep, me too. Or rather just to see if climbing out of there is possible.
>>163948520
Competitive used to be different to quickplay but now it's the same shit, but ranked has more tryhards you can piss off
>>163948261
As long as my partner isn't a nigger they don't care.
>kill off entire enemy team
>die in process
>team doesn't follow up, sits back and walks around looking for health and we lose the game
Sometimes I really hate this game
WAKE ME UP
>>163948249
please explain to me the context of that webm
>play overwatch
>its full of hacking 76s and McCrees
I swear to god
>>163948668
>be 3800
>boosting a 2200's account
>up to 2600 now
>pick Pharah
>people keep picking S76 to try to deal with me
>it doesn't work
>get from 2200 to diamond in a single streak
I hope your guys climb is also going good lads
>>163948803
It's a video at the start of Blade Wolf DLC.
>>163948181
>i couldnt find the name of the artist
>it's literally in a corner of the image
>>163948572
neither could anyone in his pc montage
>>163948763
I was in your shoes too once. You can do it anon, I believe in you
I'm starting to wonder how I was so gullible that I thought Blizzard would be capable of making OW into a legitimate esport considering their track record
Every game they've made that had esports potential they've ruined and the only time they were succesful it was an accident (BW)
>>163948763
Look at it this way-if you win next game, you will be diamond anyways. If you lose next game, you would have dropped into Plat SR anyways.
>>163948763
How do I become an e-celeb? I've been right about the "tank meta" crap for months and it's only now that you faggots have realized it. You really should just accept me as your god already.
I. AM. ALWAYS. RIGHT!
>>163948876
his PC montage is also way different in content. it's just showing him ranking up and some 2-5 second clips of him booping people and shit. not nearly as much footage of him succesfully jumping and wallriding around some DPS that fails to kill him for an extended period of time
>>163948876
Still had better movement in PC though, DSPS said it was far easier to maneuver on it. Both montages are obviously cherrypicking, as montages tend to do though.
>>163948892
I was gullible thinking Blizzard could make at least a decent fps.
>>163948996
Put yourself and your content out there and see if people like you. It will take time and you will get shit views and get shirt comments about yourself on the daily for years. Good luck.
>>163948865
fuck, i must be blind
>>163948996
Make some ebin meme videos and spam them on reddit.
>>163948996
go on twitch and yell retarded, obnoxious shit to your teenagers fanbase.
Brown
>>163948834
You know this game actually gives you a few options to counter hackers. Never thought of that till now.
>bumrush as d.va with matrix up
>roadhooks
>genji deflect
>stand behind rein barrier the entire match
>torb turret
>>163948996
ayy lmao people were voicing their distaste and concern that tank meta could become prevalent like just a few days after NiP originally rolled out their 3 tank comp months ago, you're not special
>>163949267
retarded brown
>>163949267
sandwich
next content patch when? shit's getting boring. I want at least a guild system.
>taimou streaming
>enemy team keeps dodging the game
Waist
>>163949591
Oasis will be next month's patch
>>163949631
is that the aimbot kid?
>>163949631
>dodging a known cheater
don't see the problem here
Liking this new meta in No Limits.
At the very least the games are over quick with teams of Torbs/Symms.
>tfw finally hit 3000
>>163945501
>we wuz vikings n shiet
>>163948803
She's been tasked to train a cyberbog, a job she finds boring.
>>163949820
Congrats, anon! You are nowslightly above average
>>163949726
>tall
>delicious brown
>godly waist to hip ratio
Thanks Blizz
>Best /owg/ anon in 2016
>>163941589
same here anon.
>>163949968
>delicious brown
shitskin detected
>>163949958
Not him but average is like 2000. And before you mention Overbuff or Master Overwatch, that only tracks people who use the sites. Most people are complete shit at the game.
>>163949361
I'd still hug the autistic chocolate.
>>163949979
Is itAnonymous?
>>163949968
>godly waist to hip ratio
You mean "manly"
>>163949958
Thanks senpai. I know it's still pretty poor but this is the first FPS I've ever played on PC and I started at 2200, feels good man.
>The enemy team is filled with five star autists while we have a cumulative 8 stars
Epic
>>163942194
>le "gingerz have no souls!!!11!" meme
Are you in 8th grade?
>>163949979
doganon
>heterosexual white male hero
this triggers /owg/
>>163950038
>he doesn't want to fuck a brown girl
Faggot
>>163948996
kys special snowflake
>>163950359
go pray to your goatfucker god, shitskin
>>163950429
>shitskin
I'm pale like a corpse, but thanks for the [dots]
>>163942194
>not liking redheads
Explain this to me.
It's so wrong that I have to try to understand it now.
>>163943289
"assault Zenyattas" are literally cancer
>>163950136
>smaller waist with wider hips is manly
U wot
>>163950320
is he ftm at least?
honestly I think this is how blizzard will appease both sjws and antis. trans = representation. manly guy = less of a snowflake.
Did Blizz drop the QA ball on Sombra? what was the thought process when designing her kit? it feels so meh and her skins are ugly as sin too.
>>163943518
You and literally every other 9 year old who plays him
Console is better b/c you don't have to listen to everyone whine over text chat.
>>163950623
They were scared the retards that make up most of the playerbase wouldn't be able to handle both invis and silence so they undertuned her
>shoot Bastion
>he instantly turns and locks onto me and I melt before I can even retreat behind the corner
>mfw I actually got aimbotted in a fucking pub
>>163950670
(you)
>>163950623
QA != balance.
QA is more like making sure things aren't buggy.
>>163947994
>thinking about being a bigger loser than anyone else on this board
ftfy
>>163950694
Surprised you can't write an essay in the time it takes for you to do a 360 on a controller
>>163950670
Sure, have some (dots)
hips
Lena likes only girls!
>>163951001
>no Fareeha gf
https://youtu.be/uvB_qwTJp2g
I'm glad to see this.
Who the fuck are the nasaly voiced, "strategic genius wannabes" that I get teamed up with all the time?
>>163950623
>hey lets make a character that gets to pick any engagement with a guarantee to win any 1v1 fight
>oh FUCK this character is stupid broken, lets panic with some last minute caveats to counterbalance all this bad game design
remember zenyattas "lets give him 150 health so we dont actually have to balance discord in any meaningful way"
welcome to sombras 150 hp
>>163950670
Just use a script nigga
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content:" [you]";
}
Settings > Miscellaneous > Custom CSS
What to use since overwatchlf is kill?
>>163951005
I wish she was real.
>>163950808
Quality Assurance is inherent to a releasing a good product, Sombra is flawed in many levels, from design to skills, therefore, the QA on her was faulty. Balancing her is just polishing a turd, you can make it shiny, but it's still ultimately shit.
>>163950670
What happened to (You)s? I was asleep did Hiroshimoot fuck something up?
>>163951115
Are my cd-keys safe though?
>>163951228
now you just get a bunch of .............. when you get (you)'d
>he doesn't like brown girls
How to spot a homosexual in one easy step.
>>163951228
Yep. Some time late last night, they were taken away from us.
>>163951298
sigh
>tfw you know people are laughing at you every time you enter a game because of the number of stars you have next toy our name
>>163951298
>average white girl
>>163951228
Yes but you can be l33t hacker and us script.ql-tracked::after{content:' (You)'} .ql-tracked {text-decoration: underline; border-bottom: none}
>>163950694
But you can mute text chat on PC
Cheque mate consolebabs
>>163951001
that'd be such a great skin if it weren't for that awful helmet
>>163951440
just tried this, can I get a (you) to see if it works?
Torbjorn stacking is just not fair, t. guy who just stacked five Torb one Lucio
>play arcade
>mystery 6v6
>hanamura
>offence
>instantly leave
there's not a snowflakes chance in hell that a team of random heroes could ever siege point b well enough without the defense getting 4 d.vas 'randomly' in a row
>>163951554
Yes you can
>>163951554
hello
There should be aliens in the OW universe.
What if aliens made the robots santient and are now prayed to as god AI.s?
>>163951613
Now that's electrocute haha
>>163951607
>the game breaks even further apart when hero stacking is allowed
yes we know it used to be the norm before blizz came to their senses
>>163950429
>guys /pol/ kicked me out so I need to shitpost here LOVE MEEEEEEE!!
>>163951608
stop being a salty faggot and just play the damn game
>>163951865
>>163951865
nice
>>163950470
the qt you posted is far from the norm. usually they are uggos further uggofied with pasty skin mottled with freckles that look like some kind of cancer or vitiligo.
>>163951769
as if im gonna waste my time for a defeat
>its just a game
its my time nigga
Can Winston be saved?
>>163952246
No, he is like us.
Yaaayyyyyyyyy~~!
I just recently started playing Zenyatta and holy shit he's based as fuck. Why do people prefer Mercy?
>>163946893
>>163947897
>>163948327
I've gotten lucky this year
>>163951865
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>163952246
athena needs a body
>>163951865
>t. average meifag
>>163952371
He's an awful solo healer.
He's my favourite support as well but you shouldn't be using him if nobody will play support with you.
>>163952371
Because she is a slutAlthough her ult is really good, you can't deny it.Yes she is useless when focused on, but that's not really happens all the time.Still, she is most boring healer
>quick play
>diamond players on your team
>you and your duo buddy afk at the entrance and spam group up
>the 4 diamond players keep going on the flank on the other side of the map and all of them die to widow
>they do this for 5 minutes
>you havent moved in 5 minutes
>you got like 12 kills
>their widow got like 73 kills
i wonder if people are actually braindead
>>163951865
excuse me?
>level 15 offense zenyatta
where can i order a hit squad?
>>163952340
Pat pat pat ~
>>163947485
Not my fault Chu is spastic. But how can you deny the new evidence?
>>163952885
but offense Zenyatta is pretty good if you try to stay behind your team. You can dish out some serious damage and you can heal your teammates ahead of you
>>163952916
Moar
>>163953047
>it's on the enemy team
>gets most kills
>level 15
https://youtu.be/T0G8znfy_hs
Im here from /D2g/ to bring godlike boner material
Why did Mei freeze her money?
Because she wanted cold hard cash
>>163953285
Tracer is so beautiful
>>163953164
MY FUCKING DICK
>>163951613
>>163951658
I feel complete again, thanks f am.
What did Mei say when she couldn't get past the enemy defenses?
There's snow way we can go through here
>>163953560
test me plz
>salut!
>>163953473
except she's a filthy britbong
>>163953605
(you) now give me one
What ranking do people learn to kill the supports first
Why couldn't Mei ask out the boy she liked?
Because she got cold feet
>>163943786
Yesssss
>>163953868
Club Penguin tier joke
>>163953868
that was good
i chuckled
>>163951005
I hope we get a hugely popular character who jumps off bridges, so all the cosplay bitches would do the same.
>>163953758
people kill the enemies first that are first in their face
Who is Mei's favorite Naruto character?
Freeza
>main support
>get put in gold
>look at people's profiles before a game starts
>they literally all have 90% playtime on genji or widowmaker
Why the fuck are they in comp if they can only play one hero not suited to comp?
Does anybody want to play with me on PS4?
Why couldn't Mei go to school?
She had a cold
>>163954121
People want dem golden guns.
>>163948128
carried/10
>>163954209
i laughed
>>163953653
>>163953957
Love the smug. Too bad she won't likely appear in another short anytime soon.
Will Overwatch ever get a Linux version?
What kind of plane does Hanzo like?
A bow ing 747
someone give me a (You) real quick pls
I got 9k credits, so I need just one legendary and I will be ok to buy everything
>>163954319
here you go
>>163954319
(You) are a big guy
Can genji carry a team to victory?
Shuriken
>Play Overwatch
>Mei players keep freezing me
>Play WoW
>Their FOS achievement item this year for Christmas is her Endothermic Blaster
>Come to /owg/
>Mei jokes
JUST. STOP.
>>163954301
she's already in 3 shorts, that's a lot.
@163954319
gotcha senpai
>>163953948
Yall niggas better start laughin real fuckin soon..
>play Mystery Heroes to relax and have some fun
>enemy team has 3 meis out of nowhere
FUCKING FUCK
WHY DO I KEEP PLAYING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME
Why do people hate playing with Hanzo and Genji?
Because when you play with them, the games tend to dragon
>>163953653
>That wave
She looks so happy there.
>>163954519
>come to /owg/
>leave with a mei waifu
>>163954625
you can stop anytime
>>163954586
I just noticed that with Winter's Mei skin her voice line "Let it go" changes to "Let it snow"
>roadhogs that try to get sneaky hooks when they should just be standing in the frontline spamming m2 at the enemy rein shield
smdh smdfh
>>163954684
Not on your life. I'm not about to waifu the Pyro of OW.
What is Tracer's favorite band?
Blink 182
>>163954684
THICC!
>hack Torbjorn's turret
>it doesn't attack my enemies
What's the fucking point then?
Anyone can break it in like 2 seconds anyway.
>>163954684
every heterosexual knows D.va is the only waifu that matters
>>163954717
Leave the cute brown girl alone
>>163954927
Why couldn't Junkrat pass the driver in front of him on the interstate?
Because that driver was a roadog
>>163954548
Thats where you are wrong, boyo.
There is no such thing as "having fun" on this game. Comp matches are always steamroll one way or the other, which are boring for the winning side, and frustrating for the losing side.
QP is no different from comp, filled with tryhards who mass report you if you dare to pick anything off-meta.
And the current Arcade modes suck shit.
>gold elims, objective kills and objective time but not even Bronze damage
???
>>163954927
too bad she's DEAD
Why were the enemy team so violent and vicious to their opponents?
Because they had no Mercy
>>163955007
3v3 is fun tho, but now it starts flowing with Mei's that using bug to go out off map and force it go Draw
i hate reaper
For those of you familiar with TF2, is there an OW equivalent for TF2 Mate?
Just something to give me good FPS on my toaster.
>>163954312
Never
Why is it that whenever I play Junkrat I start laughing like a maniacal bastard?
Why did Lucio go to jail?
Because he's black
I'm tired of dogshit stacks wrecking my games, I just want to play solo queue
>>163945184
Pharah and Amélie probably had cute, teen lesbian sex haha
>>163955414
Alright, I laughed
I've been nanoboosted more times when I don't have ult up than when I do today playing S76
>>163955450
I'm okay with this
>>163948675
Delete this.
is diamond easier now or am i just lucky?
>>163955172
oh? explain further
>>163955172
>3v3 is fun
>explains why 3v3 is not fun
>>163955630
someone stop that pedo already, she needs to be put in jail
>>163955630
Stop raping brown lolis you filthy healslut.
>>163955561
Ana semi-main here. Sometimes I'll Nano a 76 without an ult just to see him flip out. Sorry, Jack.
>>163955850
>>163955864
>>163955721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhSA5-n3dg
There are like 3 more points for Mei's Wall
why people spend money to suck so bad at a videogame?
>>163956058
why people complain about others in a chinese delivery menu?
Fuck, I can't decide if I should get Ifrit or Djinnyatta.
I'm leaning towards Ifrit because it seems nicer in first person, but besides that I can't really choose.
>>163956058
You tell us, friend.
>>163955689
yes ranks are inflated
>>163956056
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU FOOL
>>163956058
>hurr durr competitive is the only gamemode
>least fun heroes are the best
>no game without having to play something completely braindead like Reinhardt, Soldier, Lucio or D.Va
gj blizz
Reminder that this is a blue board.
>Temple of Anubis
>start on Attack
>Pharah, blowing them away
>take both points in less than five minutes
>POTG
>switch to Defend
>Toblerone
>lose first point
>hold second through several pushes to victory
>POTG
Ah, today was a good day.
>>163953732
Works fine for me, didn't have to change a thing. 4chanx
>>163956448
Glad for ya anon
https://youtu.be/aA5PLLOrjUM
>>163956429
No it's not.
>>163950359
fucking is alright, no mixed babies pls though
>>163956531
STOP HER ALREADY
>>163956581
It's an Amélie board then.
>play Zarya
>get focused and punished
>enemy plays Zarya
>my entire team just ignores them and lets them shield and do damage
>my team also ignores the Ana who is biotic grenading their Zarya so I can't punish and kill her
love this meme
>>163956581
Beige
>Mixture of projectiles and hitscan is disastrous combination
>Low health pools and high damage
>Terrible maps that seemingly were made by total amateurs
>Audio is a total mess that resembles mono
>Ultimates
>Genji
So why is this game popular again?
>>163956794
Should her eyes be green, blue, or have them be naturally yellow?
I got this game a week ago and just finished my competitive placements. I got 3290. Is this any good?
*OFFICIAL* FUNNESS TIER LIST
ACTUALLY FUN TIER
Genji, McCree, Reaper, 76, Tracer, Roadhog, Zarya, Ana
AT LEAST THEY'RE FUN IN QP TIER
Pharah, Sombra, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Junkrat
ONLY FUN IN VERY SPECIFIC CIRCUMSTANCES TIER
Winston, Lucio
WHY EVEN PLAY TIER
Torbjorn, Mei, Bation, D.va, Reinhardt, Symetra, Zenyatta
COMPLETELY BEYOND REDEMPTION TIER
Mercy
>>163956851
Yellow, so they can match her teeth
>>163956948
Thats not Tracer.
>>163956948
that's rude anon.
>>163956884
like top 20%
>>163956531
Miss Angela Ziegler is a pedophile!
>>163956851
I have a preference for green.
>>163956723
>>163947120
This just in, characters have weaknesses and counters! More at 11.
>>163956884
I saw a level 700 in bronze today
What the fuck is wrong with this game? SR literally means nothing
>>163957121
>implying Chu is going to make Mercy a dyke instead of making GenjixMercy even more canon
>>163956989
>>163957236
kill yourself shipfag
>>163957203
>SR means nothing
You mean level means nothing. SR means a ton. A Master player can shitstomp anyone below diamond easily and can probably shitstomp any diamonds.
>>163957203
What means nothing is level
>>163956178
just asking since i lost 5 game straight all time with a team not able to go on point\leaving it to get kills
>>163956921
>ACTUALLY FUN TIER
>Soldier
lol
>64% average energy first round, drops to 50% average by the end of the game
Have I learned how to play Zarya?
>>163957395
>master
>meaning something in season 3
I got placed 2500 and walked to 3.7k within two weeks. People are just as retarded as they were in plat.
>>163956921
>Zenyatta
>not actually fun tier
Choke on your own vomit
>>163957590
Get on a Plat/Gold/Silver account and play comp a bit. You'll see that you're wrong. There's a massive gap between skill.
>>163957518
no you just happened to play against a team that fed you well
What makes Roadhog so fun to play?
testing
>>163957692
There really isn't. Go back to discord
>>163957395
>>163957438
>be 16% of the team in a game with no real skill ceiling
>Yeah I totally won that game
We're gonna see them in the days before Overwatch eventually....right?
>>163956921
>Implying Mei isnt fun to play
>>163957734
he's not
>>163956921
>McCree in actually fun tier
NOW HOLD ON
>>163956921
>the entire actually fun tier
>Junkrat only fun in QP
>Zenyatta, Reinhardt, and D.va not fun
Leave.
>>163956948
People like you are the reason she's always angry.
>>163957806
Kill yourself.
>>163957734
The tears of people that pursue only to get hooked and cooked.
>>163957775
what
>>163957852
Destiny said otherwise friend. I'm here to stay.
Who was in the right here?
https://youtu.be/uvB_qwTJp2g?t=269
When is this garbage event going to be over? I am a shitter who only plays Mystery Heroes but playing Hanamura all day long fucking sucks.
>>163957692
did you miss the part where I said I was placed 2.5k? somewhere in plat every team starts to follow the meta, which also includes positioning and ult combinations. the only difference is aiming, a master player probably has a better aim than a plat player but that doesn't really mean anything when the plat player can just play Reinhardt. I played many games with a friend that was 600-700 SR below me at that point and my win rate didn't drop at all.
>>163958048
The guy complaining is /owg/ and he got fucking told lol
>>163958139
Anon, I'm 3.8 and boosted a friend's account from gold to diamond in 10 games. I had all golds every time and carried my teams.
>>163958117
2nd January
>when you transcend all boundaries of space and time and start hitting 100% accuracy with Pharah
>when you start farming the enemy Tracer who is desperately trying to get away from you and using her cds like a mad man but your ascendant precognition abilities land the rockets to her future destination
>You can carry in Overwatch
>>163958048
>Zarya is defending someone
Was it the Ana he's premade with?
>>163958472
You can easily carry at low ranks, nigger.
>>163944975
Zarya
Roadhog
Soldier
Zenyatta
If you have healers, Reinhardt
>tfw 84% on Fire as Reinhardt, MVP
>get 4 upvotes
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!
https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/814176592263921664
Looks neat
>>163958343
>no Mercy gf to cuddle with in this cold christmas
>>163958610
more garbage from the dogshit team at Diablo
wow I'm so excited
american Mercy lol
because she is fat, get it?
>>163958472
yeah you are stupid
>>163958523
you would know, silverfag.
>>163958610
Darkening of Tristram is awful. They should bury D3 already.
>finally got the 3k for Zenyatta's Nutcracker
What are the odds I get it before I buy it on the first?
>>163958815
You'll get it on the 31st with 3 dupes in tow.
>>163958610
>a bunch of shitty sprays and a shitty icon
they should get off their asses and start doing crossover skins, fuck sprays
It's actually incredible when you think about it that this game has no filters whatsoever for matchmaking
Can't choose map, gamemode, anything...
>>163958610
>overwatch:
>Bring the battle for Sanctuary into the fight for the future with in-game sprays representing your favorite Diablo III classes—along with a new player icon modeled after the Lord of Terror!
wooow it's fucking nothing
>>163958610
Portraits and sprays. Meh, I hope they sneak in a skin or two.
>>163958764
t. plat
>>163958721
healthy real wymyn/10
Just needs some problem glasses and it's perfect.
>>163958815
You'll find it in the next loot box after buying it with coins.
>>163958909
Don't touch my caramel wife, slut.
THE most accurate Pharah cosplay I have seen so far
>>163958909
Canon when? Literally best ship. And we are getting the flirty romantic voicelines fixed soon. They said no event for Valentines but that doesn't mean no pharmercy comic.
>>163958962
Yeah, we'll leave that to the one armed guy.
>>163958959
Nah, I'll buy it after I'm done playing on the first and the next time I log-in the event'll be over. You won't get me this time, Blizzard.
>do placements with friends
>blizzard servers shit the bed and get DCed for two of my matches (on different days even)
>get trolls in another placement match (keep running off the map on Numbani attack)
>do okay overall for other placements, win 4 lose 3
>get placed 1700
>friends who didn't get DCed place 2400
>endmylife.jpg
>almost get to gold
>every comp game since has been koreans on opposing team, hanzo mains, no communication
>constantly get shit and keep losing
>slide to 1550
>have stopped playing comp all together
just end my life T B H F A M
I mean I will admit I'm not a great player, but holy fuck s3 has been an absolute comedy of errors for me
>>163958885
Because everything Blizz makes is amazing and we're lucky we even get to experience it. Could you imagine if all that hard work put into 2cp maps went to waste because nobody wanted to play them?
Post lolicon Mercy.
>>163958962
she touched her plenty, from a very early age on
>>163956989
do toothbrushes literally not exist in britland? holy shit I've seen some beyond cuties that look hygienic but when they smile
FUCK shits nasty
>>163958885
I don't even know if I would want to play any of current maps, so as it is now, I just cope with it as unavoidable.
>>163959079
not while chu ships gency.
>guy paid me and a friend $20 to boost his and his brother's account
>while we're playing, one of the guy's friends asks us to boost him too
>he joins the party
>after we play for a while, we take a break
>he plays one match solo queued
>loses and fucks his winstreak
>while we're both getting 100 SR per win, he's getting 20
>the account I was boosting started off 500 lower than his but reached diamond while he's in mid plat
>>163959331
Euros just have shit genes, it is not that they don;t brush their teeth.
>>163941314
>Torbjorn that low despite players who know what they're doing with him being god-tier on defense
>playing KOTH
>lose the point in OT
>99-0
>our team keeps throwing away ults and getting nothing with them instead of saving them so we can push in with all six and get an easy wipe
>>163958909
>>163959257
fuck off nigger, pharah is straight
>>163959467
>bongsistanis
>euros
Please amerifriend, dont generalize things like that.
>Yurifags still in denial about Mercy getting RICE'd and Pharah getting LEAF'd
>>163959647
sure
>thinking some pedophilic lesbian ship is going to happen
you degenerates need to be purged something fierce
>>163959848
>tfw Blizzard took a giant shit on the throats of those retarded shippers
felt so good, god bless you little gay Tracer
>>163959802
Pharah was confirmed not on a date by OW's lead writer.
Genji is unlikely to be in a romantic relationship with Mercy since no ethics committee would approve of a doctor being in a relationship with a patent whose live she saved. It happens IRL but is frowned upon, so its unlikely we will see it in-game.
>>163959848
You're a good man pence. Thanks for purging the degenerates. Makes more room for people like me to spread the truth. Not a ship but a genuine theory with evidence to support it.
Nothing more pure than a story of two soldiers who once lived and died for each other working to come back together despite it all.
>it's a koth and assault maps all day episode
>>163959983
It's pretty great how all the dipshits are being knocked over one by one, amputeefags, shippers it's great
>>163959997
>Genji is unlikely to be in a romantic relationship with Mercy since no ethics committee would approve of a doctor being in a relationship with a patent whose live she saved. It happens IRL but is frowned upon, so its unlikely we will see it in-game.
>this delusion
>>163953758
this is incorrect
Killing priority is
Mercy with Res (and only if you can kill them in such a way that she won't be able to res a majority of them when she respawns)
DPS
Supports
Tanks
Which is only really a general idea of what to do. Ideally you want to kill the heros with the most impact first, so in this meta you want to kill Solider and Ana first preferably
Heterosexuality.
>>163959341
I'd play KotH only because I'm world's best Tracer
>>163960091
I am not even a Pharmercy fag. I am just trying to explain why its unlikely we will see such a romance in the game. Just like it would be unlikely to see a big age-gap ship like Dva/S76. Its just seen as weird and/unethical.
>>163960031
Oddly enough I am okay with 76 and Reaper having feelings for each other. They both have history and both are multi-dimensional characters.
Mercy+Pharah just infuriates me. It's a fucking retarded ship built on nothing but lust and degeneracy, it can't be respected.
>>163960179
Huge animu eyes
>>163959848
>thinking this closet homo married to a pig won't get arruk habakah along with Trump
>>163959997
>Genji is unlikely to be in a romantic relationship with Mercy since no ethics committee would approve of a doctor being in a relationship with a patent whose live she saved. It happens IRL but is frowned upon, so its unlikely we will see it in-game.
This is the most retarded and pathetic excuse/explanation I've ever seen here. If there even is such a thing as that committee, they should all be shot for imposing their will on a potential genuine romantic relationship with depth, unlike garbage like Pharah/Mercy.
how would you feel if for valentine's Sombra blackmailed Reaper into dating her?
:3
>>163960257
I remember people started shipping Pharmercy because they complemented each other on the battlefield. That's it.
It's a cute ship, but it doesn't have a strong base in the story.
>>163959997
Dumb healsluts.
>>163960031
>A degenerate with a degenerate ship is calling another ship degenerate
Mike Pence isn't just purging the pedo fag you twit. You need electro medicine from Thomas Edison.
This is why blizzard should not had made tracer gay
If you want to please the SJWs then make lucio or mccree a homosexual, but why the fuck do you need to pander the otaku and yurifags even more????
I know theyre 90% of OW's fanbase but holy shit too much pandering
LOOK AT THE TOP ROW IN THIS PIC and all the ugly as fuck cosplayers
this is what you are creating
>>163960257
Anything is better than shitdicks
>>163960565
dick status=muh
>>163960579
Jokes on you, i'm inmune to electricity ever since I was 5.
>>163960212
How? Mercy wasn't "his doctor" or even a normal doctor. She was a field-medic. Their situation isn't normal and Chu will shove his AMWF fantasy into the game. Don't even pretend like he won't.
doesnt matter what the yuri retards want, pharmercy won't ever be canon because chu self-inserts in genjo and feels the need to get the whyt wymin
Christmas special :3
>>163960641
dibs on the Hanzo Shot First qt
>>163960641
>I can't stand that ugly people do things I don't like hundreds of miles away from where I am
why?
>buy overwatch
>main support for 12 hours
>lucio/zen or torb if takens-sorry im too shit for comp
>accidentally choose bastion once
>say "fuck it" and play anyway
>instantly fall in love
>cant stop turretfagging
>constantly getting bullied in chat
>constantly getting completely normal/uneventful clips as potg
>constantly getting ignored by healers/tanks/teammates in general in gameplay
why does blizzard make bastion have to be such a dick? there is literally no way not to come off as some sort of ass playing this character. i like her because she's the most powerful character in the game relative to her ease of use and any sort of buff placed on her, or debuff placed on the enemy causes her killing potential to shift from "fucking bastion" to "what the fuck just happened"
im not very good at aiming at all whatsoever and i don't even claim to be a decent player; sentry damage literally carries me and the extremely generous self-heal allows limited solo play as a sort of "setup, hit, take down, then run", and I really like playing like that.
i just find it hard to want to play when teammates will literally avoid healing, shielding, or otherwise help me out just because I play bastion. I don't ONLY play bastion, and will gladly change back to lucio/zen, but always do worse with them than I would have by just sticking to the turret.
also since I've started playing i've noticed something neat with genjiyou're all extremely predictable when fighting a bastion
>>163954274
Need the sauce, bauss
Best ship
>image limit soon reached
>200 posts away from bump limit
you guys really are a bunch of autistic fucks
it's like you guys feel the need to make sure i don't forget what each hero looks like so you have to post them dozens of times here
i don't need the reminder
>>163954292
>carried
Mah nigga he LITERALLY said he was boosting it.
>>163960641
Just live and let live anon.
>>163960179
>Ana has clear animosity for Jack
>Ana fucked a leaf
>She's stated she is only helping Jack because otherwise he'll kill himself
Jack is truly pathetic (that's the point) and Ana76 fags more so.
>>163960797
>>163960970
>>163960627
Fuck off Chu.
>image limit reached before the 600 posts
Ship fags are getting worse. We have to do something about them.
>>163961049
>>163960797
>>163960970
my mommy is so cute, shes always playing with her toys
I thought they were some-kind of sausage but might be something else since shes always moaning when she plays with them
>>163961003
>mfw Summer Reaper skin never
>mfw I can't even post my face
>>163961003
>dude.va
>bulge
>sunglasses
>silly nerf gun
thanks
LAST PIC FOR BLUEBERRY
>>163960204
That's cute play my reaper and you'll switch mains
>>163960763
She literally saved (and ruined) his life, dude. He had to meet Zenyatta so he wouldn't commit sudoku.
Which 4chan boards does Sombra browse?
>>163961007
If she has animosity for him why do they have 7 pre game interactions?
>76: I feel a lot better having you watch my back
>Ana: we all need someone we can trust Jack
>>163954892
Not to mention if the Toblerone isn't a total shitter he'll just build a new one anyway
>>163961234
Nice post. I was going to post this for 250.
https://a.pomf.cat/oionbc.png
>>163961267
/pol/ (she uses a Canadian proxy), /x/, /v/ and /gif/
>>163961267
/g/ /mlp/ and /pol/
Reaper browses /pol/ and /x/
>>163961267
/d/
>>163961267
/tv/ and /gif/
>image limit at 560 posts
dang, and I thought /utg/ was bad
>>163961358
>Canadian proxy
>on any imageboard with flags after the LEAF meme blew up
>>163961432
the fuck is utg
>>163961267
She's a camwhore in /r9k/
She's also responsable for 90% of the frogposting threads in /tv/
>>163961358
>and /gif/
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!
>Top Tier
Genji x Mercy
>High Tier
Reinhardt x Ana
>Mid Tier
Reaper x 76
McCree x Sombra
>Shit Tier
76 x Ana
Pharah x Mercy
Roadhog x Junkrat
So many fucking retards lately.
When does school start again?
>>163961457
undertale general, so you can imagine what that's like
I think Symmetra is cute
>>163961445
Precisely, she shitposts as hard as she can in order to make Canadians lose all credibility in 4chan.
>>163961261
And that somehow means they had a normal doctor/patient relationship? It's not like Genji went into the clinic to get an ear ache checked.
>>163961534
>tfw shitposting directly correlated with workplace holidays
most shitposting happens because underpaid wagecucks have nothing to do
>>163957121
little brown bitch is asking for it.
>>163942692
I thought people don't play Winston because at non-high levels his gun feels too weak?
>>163961358
>>163961423
>>>/gif/9807699
is she at it?
>>163961606
They don't have any credibility to lose. They did a good enough job ruining their own reputation.
>>163961660
No, Sombra makes the ''post webms that make you want to suck cock/get fucked like a bitch'' threads.
>>163961238
>reaper
lmao tracer eats reaper for breakfast
>image limit 200 posts before thread limit
waifufags have a fucking problem
>>163957775
I've literally made diamonds rage quit as a fucking lvl 43 noon because I'm good >>163958449
>when you play reaper to counter an annoying tracer and shove your shotgun in their face for a sexy ohko
>when you rub your testicles on the floor and you can feel their rage
It's almost better on console because they can't say shit until the match is over
>>163961842
smugblueberry4.jpg
You seem angry
>>163961282
>they have in game interactions
>LOL THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
They have interactions because Ana is the only character pushing any of 76's character development.
>why can't you stop fighting?
>why can't you retire?
>you forgot about all the times I saved you?
>most of our history was unpleasant
>>163961905
surely the waifufags would be angry
>>163961842
It's fairly obvious that Tumblr had invaded this general with their cancer
see:
>>163961905
with the immediate defensive and hostile reply they are known for
>>163961994
Yeah, we all know 4chan is the imageboard of peace.
>spend hours playing
>go 5-5
>lose 1 SR from starting SR
I hate this fucking game.
>>163956921
>mercy not fun
You're just not gud
>>163961994
smugblueberry3.jpg
>tumblr
Fuck off, faggot.
http://i.imgur.com/dcHx1Y4.jpg
Genji and Mercy standing next to each other (as lovers) in the first ever promotional art of Overwatch.
Get fucked, PhaMercy subhumans.
>>163962226
And Mcree standing next to Genji.
Poor little weeb guy.
>>163956851
Frenchwomen commonly have green or hazel eyes
>>163962226
You mean Genji and McCree
>>163962226
Go away, Chu.
uh, time for a new thread?
>>163962153
mercy doesn't do anything
You just sit there and hold the button down while everyone wants to kill you. Either your team protects you or they don't and then you have to wait until you can hold the button down again. Playing a healer in this game sucks dick and none of them feel worse than Mercy.
>>163961534
>he thinks all of the shitposters are in school
I can assure you most if not all of them are neets, euros, and people who post about the game but shit post on the side because they have nothing better to do.
In fact, I bet barely anyone in this general is even in college let alone working a real job.
>>163962226
McCree's cigar is a symbol for his dick in Geneji's butt
>>163962335
but I like sucking dick anon
really though. keeping track of hp and healing/boosting/rezzing/killing stray sombras just feels really rewarding to me for some reason.
>>163962460
t. Tumblr
new thread?
>>163962335
>projectile speed of pistol doubled
>ammo capacity increased to 30
>melee now has a chance to deal double damage
fixed
>>163962460
>Booty blasted
>Uh...uh...TUMBLR!!!!
Fucking sperg lmfao.
>>163962460
smugmusicnegro.jpg
t. redditor
New thread
>>163962652
>>163962652
>>163961502
>McCree x Sombra has no basis besides one image of them being in the same bar
>one line of dialog
ehhh
Other than that Reaper x76 should be higher on the list for the simple fact they actually have some evidence supporting it
>>163961940
Wasnt the whole Halloween thing non canon? And you are making them sound colder than they really are. When 76 dies Ana will say "Jack, I was supposed to protect you."
>>163962681
kys
>>163962748
>Wasnt the whole Halloween thing non canon?
Yeah, it was a parallel universe situation.
>>163944881
Have u ever placed at gold? a lot of the players are not bad. However, they only main one character. Most of them actually know the META they just choose to ignore it because the can't play these characters. For example, I'm ass at dps, if my team already has 3 tanks and 2 healers I will ask one of them to switch so i can go lucio, ana or any tank.
god i hope we get another support that has roadhog chain for allies
>You have to be on a winning streak to rank up
Dropped
>>163962681
>130 posts early
Waifufags should be permad
Sombra is undeniably more cringe worthy than Reaper.
Can someone explain why Mercy is fucking invincible?
She's literally impossible to pick for no good reason, she just doesn't die to shit that would EASILY kill any other hero with the same health as her.
I fucking Soldier ulted and my aimbot couldn't even kill her, what the FUCK?
>>163967170
I push her shit in with Reaper all the time before she can even shift away, and on defense she has literally no defense against Symmetra.
>>163967170
>tfw the enemy team gets so desperate to kill you they all pick flanker heroes and chain ults on you
It's how I know I've done a good job.
>>163949773
>>163949789
hello my fellow redditor