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>/vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
First for femnorns
Ratfags and catfags need not apply.
>>163834646
>this degenerate autist is a HOPE officer
>>163834707
>degenerate
>he neutered all his characters
retarded?
>>163834707
>this buzzword buzzword is a great guild buzzword
>ywn take a screenie with gae
>>163835238
>gae and kala pose for a screenshot
>kala randomly gets really mad and bitter mid-shot and leaves for 3 days
>shitposts about how horrible it was for another 3 days
>comes back on the 7th day and pretends like nothing happened
Nth for too much to drink.
>>163834646
>>163835708
lol at you. just lol.
>>163835545
Nah, I still think most of 'em are autists.
>>163835545
>You think I want back in
>joins back
lol. just lol.
>>163835834
dodged his post lol
>>163835815
okay
>>163835238
One day..
>>163836043
haha
>>163836115 see
>>163835545
RED FLAG RED FLAG
>>163836043
thats you in the picture isnt i
>>163836035
I don't give a fuck anymore desu
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]
Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.
>>163836227
Anyone who openly calls a bunch of white femcharr mains autistic is fine by me.:^)
>>163836681
>tfw you have a white femcharr
>but she has chocolate spots, none of the exclusive faces or hairs, and is wearing full plateit's kinda neat how she glows in the fucked lighting though
>>163836491
Hey man, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, there's just 2 guilds in the OP >>163833847
I will also repost it here.
>Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Grovewillow, Vroris, Raid Time, Rijakk, or Peachy Panic.
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
>>163833847
>>163836491
>>163836993
>i posted it again lol
>>163837093
>>>163833847 (OP)
>>>163836491
>>>163836993 (You)
>>i posted it again lol
ULTRAFLUFFY
>>163837235
(You) get a (You)
>>163837093
(You) get a (You)
Every motherfucking catfag ratfag and nornfag gets a (You)
>>163837608
>Sleepy :c
rats? no one even cares about the rats, they post and they just get ignored
cats? Cats always make sure to smear their paws in shit and then rub them along the walls
Catfags are the biggest cancer
>gw2g has fallen into a vicious cycle of trying to psychoanalyze one another to prove that the others are "worse" than them by pointing out things that nobody should even bat an eye on in some attempt to gain false prestige
This is what (You) have become. (You)'re better than that, come on.
Returning player here.
All my savings is a few hundred measly gold and the shit in the bank storage including some mystic coins. I don't have HoT and I don't have enough capital to play the trading post. Is the shitty ass Cursed Shore train my only shot at making decent purse without dungeons or fractals?
>Oh, who got angry? You?
xDD
>>163839586
Hey, I posted that! Mad? :)
>>163839586
Oh boy surely I am! After all I posted the word "fuck", which means I'm le mad, right? (:
You got me good Anon!
>>163836993
Reminder to not join any of the cancerous "/vg/" guilds in this post.
>>163840414
whoops meant >>163836491
lol
>>163840474
ebik
>>163840251
>After all I posted the word "fuck"
What could this mean, anon? I simply asked if you were upset, you even quoted me >>163839586
Guys, I think this anon's sarcasm means zhe is hiding anger.
>>163840530
>>163840414
Both /vg/ guilds are alright, sometimes a little shitposting comes from them, but it hasn't been a bad experience to be part of either in my book. That's just standard 4chan stuff, no need to be spiteful bro.
not even 40 posts in and hope/fun have already destroyed the thread.....
>>163840705
You don't know? It's how it all began Anon. :)
>>163841194
Ah, okay.
>>163841031
>he actually thinks this way
>>163841592
>he
>>163841653
oh it makes sense now
>>163839072
Silverwastes would prob be better
>>163841725
>it
>>163841653
>>163841828
"she" or "it", would explain the delusions, and why someone would take this general so seriously
men do nothing wrong
>>163841509Have a nice day Anon. (:
AAAAAAAA
>Mini Festive Aurene
AAAAAAAA
So how can I get it? Other than buying it ofc.
>>163841913
>men
>fluffy cunny
>invisible stompers
>mindless farm with fucking lottery RNG or thousands of gold
Fuck you anet I don't see you pull this shit with gloves or shoulders
gigacunny
terracunny
>>163842351
>tfw have a better alternative to invisible shoes for pocket change
feelsgud
>you will never suck Vae's megabarb
femcharr wife here, meet me in uninstanced NA heros canton if you want me to marry you
>Vuncia gigacunny
I'm on a fairly decent PC running below recommended settings. I just got HoT and in the new area I drop to like 40 - 50 fps even with graphics turned down further. Is this normal or is something wrong?
>>163843778
gw2 likes torturing CPUs
>>163843778
Anet forgot to optimize GW2 when they started development and never bothered to work on it again
>>163839072
I miss colin man, he would always make things fun even if we got no content. Plus he'd keep us updated on all the shit they were working on.
Colin stop connyposting
Colin the Cuck
>>163844176
GW2 is in that state where only a few of the old devs have any passion left and the new ones just see it as a paycheck/stepping stone.
The game isn't even remotely on life support or close to having a skeleton crew but it's sad when you look at the energy of the devs compared to a few years ago.
>>163844176
Omg they all remind me of that kid back in highschool who used to speed walk down the hallways between classes with his trenchcoat and he never moved his arms so they kinda trailed behind his back like naruto.
>>163844176
i wish rubi was my girlfriend
>tfw GW2 doesn't have enough emotes so you just ERP in Legion instead
>>163836465
>h-haha I'm just cool and indifferent is all
>>163846940
He has a sexy charr, so he gets a pussy pass.
>>163846562
Coming from WoW RP to GW2 RP I discovered how much addons really fucking spoiled me.
It was a huge culture shock RP'ing without the aid of stuff like MRP/TRP to read someone's profile and learn about their character on the fly or paste to send a like 600 character emote at the same time instead of needing to break it up.
However I've also found it kinda beneficial. Writing down a long emote in notepad to copy-paste it one by one gives me more of a chance to study it and not being able to learn about someone's character instantly has made me less of a snob.
Far too many times in WoW RP did I read a profile and just instantly decide "yea I don't ever want to waste my time with this shit, this character looks terrible" and move on. Without that in GW2 I've interacted with a lot of characters and had fun doing so whereas I might not have done that had I known beforehand. It's taught me that some people are just really shit at talking about and describing their character but do pretty solid at portraying them.
>>163844176
Where's tranny? Was he still a (((boy))) back then?
Hey guys, I'm installing Guild Wars 2 for the first time!
Which class would be most fun for me? I like
>stunlocking and knocking over people
>being able to block or dodge damage
>high mobility
>>163848736
the current meta is taking a cyanide pill
>>163848736
The Uninstall Wizard
>>163848736
warrior my man
>>163848806
>>163848852
ebin, i can see im in for good time here
>>163848895
>ebin
hi Röbbit
>>163848895
Depends, do you like femcharr?
>>163848736
warrior my woman
>>163848952
hi underage
>>163849172
nah, furries creep me out
im in, what EU server should i join bois
>>163849413
Server choice only matters for WvW and somewhat for finding RP easier.
>>163849157
lani stop
lani rhymes with cunny
>>163850269
Aha! You fell into my femsura trap and made a new thread! Time to spam qts
>>163850440
nice, post more vae
>>163850419
h*ck off fluusi
>>163850986
there are charr out there that are way more sparkly
give me with the femcharr cunt
Mcharr kissing after 69ing
>>163851139
that mcharr penis looks exactly like an asura
>oh boy a new thread time to discuss gw-
>see all this
time to leave
>>163851615
you can't run away from the fluffy cunny
Hey are there any wvw tournaments going on right now like back in the day?
>>163850440
you're so cute lil peppa
>>163852379
thank you! I will try to refrain from assaulting you
Mcharr emptying their condoms into eachother's mouth
mcharr jizzing on femcharrs to turn them into futacharrs
>>163852670
>>163853785
>>163851615
Yeah it's pretty hard to post in the thread during the holidays. There's like a jugg for f/c posts that posts all day long unlike jugg's weekly bouts.
>>163852670
Tfw a gang bang wont fill up and mix their semen in a condom like some kind of sperm roulette.
tfw they will never cut a hole in the tip and spray it into my mouth like a squirt gun
tfw i will never drink like 20+ charrs cum in one sitting
How do I make a light armor MHS that doesn't look like a fuccboi?
femcharr squirting on mcharr to turn them into maleherms
>>163854291
I don't think mine looks too bad
so, how do I get turned into a femcharr or mcharr ?
>>163854779
ask a charr to anal vore you
>>163854748
I was thinking something similar but I wanted less of a dapper gentleman look. I actually really like how you made him, anon.
>>163855072
Thank you!
Serious question,
I played this game at launch and thought it was a'ight.
I want to play again. Is it worth it for a newcomber? Should I get the expansion early on?
>>163854779
be bitten by a werefemcharr or wereburz
Is it just me or are thieves,necros,engineers, and revenants literally the red-headed step children of this game now?
>>163855745
Not sure what you're talking about with thieves there. They're fucking overtuned for pvp to the point that they carry games with ease, and in PvE they're a strong and safe dps class.
>>163855745
Isn't that like half the classes?
>>163855941
It seems a bit more skill-based. I'm not one to talk because the thieves I get paired with are trash that get one shot. They clearly all left to the higher ELOs and are in the tiny elite pve cliques to do content with.
>>163855945
Most of the classes feel redundant. It feels like this game doesn't need half of them.
This is just my perspective as a newer player. I'd have to wait until I play a bit longer to see if it changes at higher levels of play. I hope you guys understand what I mean.
>tfw you will never turn into a femcharr
>tfw you will never become a wereburz
futacharr abs and thats it
>>163856608
doesnt exist
>>163856679
it does now prove me wrong faggot
you cant
>>163855369
play it, if you dont like the content then you wont like the expansion because the only extra type of content it really adds is raids.
Also it's not very fun alone, but it's free so you can get someone to level with you if you want.
I haven't played this game since it was in beta what is best race and class so i can try it again?
femcharr cunny (fluffy)
>>163859175
femcharr ele
>>163859175
Asura Elementalist is what made me come back to the game after trying it and hating it when it came out.
Turns out my first character (norn thief) is both my least favorite race and class.
>>163859175
femcharr necromancer
futacharr necromancer
virgin femcharr butt being stretched by her first barb
femcharr with udder
>>163859175
hermcharr mesmer
mcharr barbmancer
>>163862314
*6 perky udders
femcharr fluffymancer cunnymancer
>>163862314
futacharr with cow pussy, goat udders and horse donut anus
jesus fucking christ people
frenzied femcharr pouncing at (you)
>>163862954
bugs bunny cunny
>>163862954
go back to bdo faggot
>>163862954
hyper pregnant bugs bunny with twin cocks shooting cummies from all of his holes
VERY fast femcharr running at incredibly hihg speed
spotted wigglesniff
>>163862954
anal cockvore shitting dicknipple cuddling unbirthing cummies bugs bunny oothier watersports
futacharr elementalist attuning to cummies
VERY hung futacharr cumming at incredibly hihg speeds
femcharr with actual cow udder
milking cow udder femcharr vigorously
drinking femcharr milk and becoming a femcharr
femcharr milk beauty cream
injecting yourself with femcharr and mcharr DNA and transforming into a hyper futacharr abomination
strong femcharr unbirthing all rats and turning them into her own thiccness
this is absolutely haram anons
this is absolutely fluffy anons
Can someone invite me to [HOPE]
Character name is Ursa Swag and my world is Northern Shiverpeaks
>tfw no femcharr milk for strong bones
>you will never marry vuncia
not even death can lift this sadness
femcharr walking around naked in divinitys reach
>>163862954
*giggles on discord*
>>163864483
whisper edarkness
>>163865140
He isn't online
Who is the MILFiest HOPE mom?
>>163864483
>>163836491
Send a mail to anyone from this list.
femcharr getting lost in a back alley
post girls that look similar to vuncia (if she was a human female irl)
I did it boys, I uninstalled
ragged group of mcharr assisting the lost and naked femcharr
you can't uninstall the fluffy cunny
>>163865140
Whisper someone in the OP. >>163865140 is trolling you.
Good female norn armors?
Apart from stag
femcharr being unable to walk right after receiving all the directions
>>163865842
the one that makes you play femcharr instead
>>163865842
femcharr transformation
>>163865842
>mfw I realized those were spiders
>>163865841
This is a shitpost, ignore it.
>>163866027
>tfw you will never transform into a femcharr
>>163865228
peachy panic
press f
f (luffy cunny)
>tfw you will never be a futacharr nymphomaniac with a huge cock to fill everyone's butt with your cum and a fluffy cunny to smother everyone's faces with
contagious fluffiness
>>163866823
why even live? brb washing mouth with a shotty
>>163865842
reroll to femcharr
for further precaution delete the futanorn as well
STOP PLANTING THESE IMAGES IN MY MIND
contracting fluff disease as a mcharr and becoming a trapcharr
>>163865272
I cant mail cause im f2p
>>163867030
Just filter fluff and charr
juicy thicc trapcharr butt
>>163850269
>ywn pound lani's cunny and watch her futa rat cock flop around begging to get stroked
>tfw no futacharr wife to flood my insides with her hot cream
>tfw no mcharr to stroke his barb and fuck his bp to pretend its a futacharr
maid vae clumsily spilling drink on the table while serving
maid vae whimpering during the following spanking
dinner with vae
taking pictures with vae to make kala jealous and mad
mcharr bukkake
femcharr with velcro fur
black furred femcharr with so much cum on her fur that she turned white
cunt cunny
The best armor for norn is also the most reserved and utilitarian protection. Of course, norn prefer their skin vents, but a massive hulk of metal, cloth and leather is always the most poingnant field presence.
>>163843778
It's probably one of the biggest things that prevents me from coming back to this game. It's embarrassing.
Literally the only option you have is to turn everything to low to maintain at least 60.
Does anyone here like femcharrs . . . . . . .
>>163871691
>>163872576
>>163871586
>>163871310
>>163868762
>>163868073
>>163867948
>>163867708
>>163867587
>>163867475
Daily Reminder to report all furfag,ratfag, hopefag, and erpfag shitposts!
Does anyone here like mcharrs . . . . . . .
Dear /gw2g/,
I have not shit posted in over 1 month and I would like to tell you my life has never been better. I have worked out and gotten pretty attractive and my studies have never been better.
I'm not expecting a reward, but I want to let you know that anyone can do it and that you too should give it a try for a month.
Love,
-Anon
>>163872753
>only one (You)
damn, I better step it up
i would bitch about how far down this place has fallen thanks to charr fetishists, charr avatarfags, and charr apologists but i realized that these people are incapable of building a functional community. i mean, look at this... >>163873272 that's fucking disgusting that is an animal with cum on its yellow teeth. that is an animal.. if ratfags are pedos for liking a midget race then charrfags are zoophiliacs because just look. just fucking look. idc what the lore is, it's a fucking animal. this place is hopeless and that's how it will remain when charr post as often as they do. a good thing really, charr posters will never enjoy a decent general and newfags will hate them for their shitposter ways. all fine and dandy i say.
>>163841971
Just read this message, thank you, I left to get some food before going back to gw2.
Hey bros, how common is it that you guys watch something while playing gw2? That seems to be the ideal way to farm.
>>163875234
I was banned for 3 months globally and all I did was come back and shitpost.
>>163866070
Not really, edark was a guy who shitposted here after he got kicked from HOPE, which is how the fake pasta got formed. But this was over a year ago. All you really did was create a small hassle for someone lol. Pic related. Either banned or quit. Likely banned.
>>163877201
>people are not online 24/7
>that means they quit
this is some bad bait desu
>>163878248
unlike HOPE shills, edark and reign arent stupid enough to keep playing this shit game.
lmao at ur life senpai
>>163878248
I think you misread things, anon, especially if you think I'm baiting and not being sincere to our newfriends. go ahead and call things you dont understand "bait" some more tho.
>>163878406
>>163878248
t b h they only came here to troll, and kicked anyone that said they were from /vg/ because it was a grief attempt directed at 4chan.
they used to sit around and spam invites from the map.
>>163878976
>invited Arch 3 times in that pic
Here's the other image to complete that.
>ywn kick 450 people from DORF
Mcharr sharing a really gay kiss in the showers
>>163879157
HOPE already did that when the stole DORF from edarkness
cute skinny girl that is smelly
Mcharr centurion demanding tail upon entering the showers while small mcharr line up to service him
>>163876401
It's just ice cream...Nice autism though lmaoooooooo
Calsi anal voring Michael Crisp while Keggin is inside Michael Crisp's butt
>vae will never be real so you can share ice cream with him
cute smelly girl looking for bf
Is mesmer shit? I'm on lvl 21 at it feels slow as fuck, even though the greatsword is fun.
>gw2g
>>163881426
Everything is shit if you only have 1 trait line
>>163879346
>stole
it was sold
An announcement at morning rally to cease sex in the showers due to the drains being blocked by semen and fur
>>163884203
https://www.furaffinity.net/
>>163882894
I'd rather have the charr/rat spam than posting pictures of that dyke in your image.
Now that there is real degeneracy.
>>163885557
you know it famalam
>hid every post that was cunnyposting, charr meme spam, contextless character shots with no accompanying text, or shitposting about gw2g guilds
>52 posts of actual discussion and questions about the game
>52 out of out of 234
This is literally, actually disgusting. How you can continue this and not feel an immense level of shame is beyond me.
>>163886065
>Feet
Das it mayne
>>163887316
>thinking underage europeans have shame
they are probably laughing their ass off at your post
"LOL SOMONE TAKE THIS POST SO SERIOUSING"
>>163887316
You can actually filter images without accompanying text?
>>163887316
unsubscribed. thank you.
cat master race
>humans: THE SEARING IS OLD NEWS GET OVER IT????? GOD STOP BEING RACIST TO MY CHARR BF I'M FURRED OKAY MOM? OKAY??????
>charr: REMEMBER ASCALON REMEMBER THE SEARING NEVER FORGET
charr are black people, always trying to bait guilt and feign superiority. burn furries, burn them all
>>163891517
250+ years n humanfags still mad lmaoo
>>163880240
>>163891723
>lmaooooo
you're everything wrong with /gw2g/, you ruined this place when you appeared at dr and exposed yourself.
>>163891517
stay salty
>>163891886
don't speak to me or my son (daughter) every again
Did you know that Vae is Florburz's son
vae is the reason gw2g has gone to shit
so are the charr posters
>>163895674
Yea anon, furries are the locusts of civilization (internet), some are cool dudes at first but turn assholish later on like all other furryes on the web
>>163894582
I kind of hate them, but there is something appealing about white sparklecats.
>>163896002
european?
>>163896117
Nah but i do have an yurope account to erp with a friend over there who complains about no erp at EU
>when he begs you to breed his ass again but your furry balls are empty
When I saw that this game had a general I was pretty hype, but uh
now
now i just want to go back
>>163895674
>shitposted his squatpoo for months on end
>thread slowly descends into madness
>joins HOPE
>leaves HOPE
>does this many times
>shitposts endlessly about rats and stirs drama
>talks shit about HOPE
>joins HOPE
>droseracuck makes him officer for some reason
why is he officer again and not Florburz?
>>163896870
inb4 someone thinks I made this post
>>163896870
why would anyone want to be officer?
Has anyone even asked Memeburz if he wants to be officer? He probably doesn't.
vae does drag people's names through the mud though, it's cringy
vae blushing when you call his tailhole cute
>>163895674
>has
>>163897515
post examples or stfu
>>163897958
yours lmao
>>163896870
I think the only remotely accurate thing you mentioned is where he's joined and left a few times, which were done quietly and casually, but ok
>>163897310
>>163897958
>comfyanon being the voice of reason yet again
anons this is when you have to step back and reconsider what is being said
>>163896995
but im Florburz
>>163899375
There's a difference between a florburz and a wereburz
>>163854031
>during the holidays
I've been back months and they've done nothing but avatar fag and cunny post anon it aint got shit to do with holidays.
The only post that matters in this entire thread is the one that simply says "spotted wigglesniff"
florburz asked in guild chat to be an officer for a long time "jokingly" then stopped.
Did vae ask to be an officer is the real question
>>163902267
>florburz asked in guild chat to be an officer for a long time "jokingly"
cringe, I wouldn't make someone like that officer, it sounds like effie
>>163902452
Out of context yeah.
>>163902540
>>163902452
even in context he sounds like effie
Cunnyposting is what you need and deserve
Dire Wereburz
>Anet will never let you use this NPC exclusive thicc body type
Why even live?
>>163896823
>anal cockvore
I don't know how that works but I like it
>Anet will never let you use this exclusive femcharr thicc body type
Why even live?
rexxie and kittdai consummating their marriage
consume the fluffy cunny to become the femcharr
This general wouldn't be bad if there were no furry races.
Furries ruin everything.
>>163833847
/GW2g/, we come from a distant savage land seeking help. In a quest for enlightenment, our scholars have been obsessing themselves with determining the perfect femcharr body type. Among the manuscripts pilfered from your realm, we have stumbled upon an avatar of beauty, personification of everything a waifu should aspire to be. We have determined that these proportions must be put on a parchment, however our the ranks of our intellectual elite (for what it's worth) consist of philologists, lower managers, tech support, freelancers and NEETs, yet there is not a single craftsman to be found, let alone a painter.
We've estimated that unless someone completes the work begun by our scholars within our lifetimes, without a canonical waifu depicted exactly thus, our lands will be plunged into chaos and disarray and dark ages once again, so here we are, begging your able artisians to finish what we've proposed with the attached image. Help us, /gw2g/, you're our only hope.
t.Barbarians
>>163908868
why not just jerk off to a norn
>>163908868
>forcing yourself this hard
fuck
off
vae
.
>>163909104
Why not both?
>>163902267Nah
>>163909359
You're a sad man.
>>163909439
Very sad. How did you know?
I wanna grab Vae's balls and fondle them
i wanna eat yummy noodles with qt noodlesuras c:
Why do the charrfags have to act so autistic tho?
I have nothing against you if you bust your nuts to a fantasy race of buff cat people, that's totally your prerogative. What I don't like is when you spam your fetish non-stop to the point where 80%~ of the thread is just a furry circlejerk. Even the fucking TERA general isn't this bad. At least they manage to work some proper discussion in between the thirty-year-old men pretending to be cum-dumpsters. Here it's just Charrfags and people telling the Charrfags how fucking disgusting they are. This general fucking sucks.
please stick it in me
Disturbed - Down with the thiccness
>>163909784
as far as i know some of the fluffy cunny posters don't even play gw2, they just are bored at home or work. I know a few post fluffy cunny during deadhours of the thread to keep it from being eaten by page 10 monster. And some of them do it probably for other reasons, like coz they want to annoy people, or they legit just love fluffy cunny so much.
The worst person of this general is jug who spams cat pictures on the weekend. Right now we have an okay thread, relatively speaking. Other people would rather the thread be eaten by the page ten monster but... idk, i don't think i'd like that personally.
I want to be fucked by Vaes choco charr
I want 20k gold
>>163910138
do you see what I am seeing right now?
>>163909330
its not vae, its the same eu retards that made clones of his character and forced cunnyposting, you dont know anything about this general
>>163908868
this isnt funny, more pathetic actually, zero substance. no surprise coming from poorope.
>>163909439
die.
>tfw no choco charr in my cunny
>>163910279
what specifically are you seeing, anon?
>>163910323
You die, furfag.
>ywn get down on her fluffy cunny thiccness
>>163910365
I am seeing what by your logic constitutes, "an okay thread, relatively speaking."
Senpai, I really, REALLY don't know what makes this thread look "okay" in comparison.
It's
>fluffy
every
>cunny
other
>choco
fucking
>charr
post
Fluffy cunny.
>>163910617
In comparison to charr image spam, we're doing okay. It's sad, i know.
FLUFFY
BARB
FLUFFY BARBED CUNNY
>>163911140
>barbed cunny
>vagina dentata: charr edition
do you guys buy gems with money?
>>163911552
>buying gems
this is going on youtube
stoopid man
>tfw no anatomically correct femcharr fleshlight
i do wonder how it must feel to be hated by everyone. charr posters are hated by everyone but other charr degenerates.
>>163912001
Me? Hated?
Impossible!
>>163911552
Gems have been very low lately, I would recommend saving gold to buy them with instead.
>>163910378
lol eat shit you ignorant nigger
I am better than you, and any attempt you make to surpass me will be in vain
>>163912143
>lol
Cringe.
>>163912267
haha your funny
>>163909784
You're looking too hard into these past few threads, a few days before it was ratposting, and before that the thread had a lot more game discussion; shitposting and topics for game discussion vary in cycles enough that I don't take either too seriously, stick around for the ride or don't. For you, I'd recommend reddit anyway.
>>163912001
I never asked for any love or hatred and neither do I care
Fluffcunn
Cluffy funny
I must have the femcharr pussy
>>163912523
>a few days before it was ratposting,
And? I doubt anyone has a problem with people posting asura and/or charr. If you're trying to say that rikkiposting is the same as FLUFFY CUNNY FLUFFY BARB ASSVORE MEGAPUSSY then kindly take your head out of your ass. At least Flunkky's Christmas poem was fun to read and I liked the photoshop >>163912132 that Vae made (minus the obnoxious creeps that flirted with him afterwards). Jugg's spam is incomparable, absolute shit that some individuals actually look forward to "just to fight the rats" or whatever.
>tfw no femcharr megapussy wife
ultrafluffy megacunny
>>163912940
and may I add that despite people cheering Jugg on to combat the asura posts, you never see the opposite happening. The other posters on this gen don't floor the thread to stop charr from posting.
It's like charr anons like to instigate and troll over a fantasy race while the other anons have issues with perverse furry posts, which are generally tied to charr. Everyone fetish posts but at least it doesn't take 80% of the thread.
If the thread is going to hit page 10 and you don't want that, post something other than SNIFF FLUFFY COLON for fucking sakes.
Gkick Vae and I will stop fluffy cunny posting forever.
>>163913320
.........
>>163913320
you lie
norn racial armor is the best racial armor
>>163913320
>tfw the charr slayer we need but do not deserve does not walk among us anymore
>>163914293
omg...
When's Anet going to add a mayonnaise recipe for chefs? I love mayo.......
WHEN'S ANET GOING TO ADD THESE HAIRSTYLES
http://purpletabby.wixsite.com/clockwork-wolves/sandbox
femcharr flu
femcharr candidiasis
femcharr cunnydidiasis
>>163912940
I decided to reply later to give you some time to calm down, it's not fair to tell me to "take my head out of my ass" and proceed to go on a rant and create some absurd typecast about "charr anons", especially when you strawman with jugg, who is just one person.
I doubt it's that many other people cunnyposting either, I've browsed enough to pay attention to the IP count. Besides, you yourself admit everyone fetish posts, before there was a lot of spam about rikki which is what I was talking about. Either way, my point stands, talk about the game or spend a minute or two reporting posts, this metaposting about "charr anons" is just divisive.and assumes too much about anonymous posters.
>>163915773
If anet wanted to update professions, chances are they'd add more farmville mechanics to nab that korean crowd, as it stands, they're boring goldsinks. There isn't even normal milk in-game, they need to add that before mayo.
Is this game still worth playing ? thinking of coming back to it, what are some good guilds to join ? is the playerbase count still decent ?
>>163917871
There's no milk? but isn't there cake? How can they not have milk?
>>163917932
w-what a big fella
i still see loads of people in world meta/boss events, pvp. not sure about wvw
femcharr cunny yeast infection
Where can one obtain this 'fluffy cunny' you speak of ?
us cats own this general
Who is the best rat in HOPE?
>talking about cunnyposting generates more discussion than the game itself ever could
Just kill yourselves, all of you
>>163924384
Taimi
>>163924384
taking all into consideration the true best rat of HOPE is without a doubtPeachy Panic
>>163924470
The fluffy cunny has bestowed immortality upon us acolytes in exchange for eternal fluffiness.
UNENDING FLUFFINESS
Which HOPErat is the biggestfloozie?
[muffled concern]
>tfw no futacharr gf
Meme Wars 2 General: Heart of Memes
The amount of assmad coming from anons about charrposters is reaching critical.levels. At this rate gw2g will cease to exist from imploding on itself.
>>163925782
Teyah, but you get what you pay for
Vuncia bless this wretched old body with your fluffyness.
>>163924470
Well we're all pretty aware the game is at a low point and there's nothing to talk about except catshit and occasionally pvp.
>>163930484
>Well we're all pretty aware the game is at a low point and there's nothing to talk about except catshit and occasionally pvp.
Not all of us play charr or pvp.
>>163930556
Well what else would you like to talk about?
The laughable story/lore that's only going to get worse and become an SJW fest now that the decent writers are gone?
The complete joke that is HoT?
Content we've all done a million times over?
>>163930556
what do you do anon?
inb4
>play inferior races and gamemodes
>>163930830
>>163930842
Thanks for narrowing it down. At least you admit you play charr to begin with. Now you can't make the claim that it's "the only thing for everyone to talk about". It's really just a bunch of sour pvp charr fags.
Wow there's only a small handful of those I wonder who they are :^)
>>163931016
i dont even play charr or pvp
goteem ahah
>>163931189
>Posts anime instead
Go figure.
>tfw you're covered in grool after satisfying your femcharr wife
>>163931337
i just google'd that right now for you sherlock
GOTTEEM AGAIN
>>163931397
Here's another (You) you reply slut.
>>163931482
ty bae, have fun in WvW
>>163931016
>>163930830
Here.
I don't play charr but I do pvp. Largely as just a side-thing though. The main thing I do nowadays is RP.
GW2 is a lot like WoW in that sense. The stories and lore created by the developers are shit but the actual world everything takes place in is fantastic and a great place for creating your own stories.
>>163931594
I like RP but not when people take it to an extreme and bring it to the thread. They act like they are ACTUALLY charr or asura and have some kind of gang rivalry.
I think PvP is ok but it could be designed a little better
Anyone wanna join my female-only /vg/ guild
Gurl Gaymers? [PRO]
No faggy neckbeards allowed
>>163932061
is it female charr only ?
>>163932320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv3lyMt0-3w
Which one of you was this?
Where is the femcharr only guild? You promised me you'd make it anons.
gkick all charr players from HOPE
>>163921893
>tfw no femcharr revenant dragonwife
gkick all asura players from HOPE
How bad is scepter elementalist in WvW?
gkick all HOPE members from HOPE
Hug all HOPE asura players.
why does HOPE allow known catfucking furfags to stay in the guild?
>>163934013
I kicked jugg
>>163934283
kick urself m8
>>163934365
lmfao
I want to splooge in Oothier's good eye.
>>163933690
if you mean S/F fresh air, it's solid. Easily one of the hardest specs to master in the game because it's entirely dependent on utilizing speed, projectile hate, and invulns to avoid damage instead of mitigating it.
I suck at it but I have a friend who does well for himself with it and wins most of his 1v1's.
Avoid larger groups and zergs like the plague though. Once you're fighting against like 5 or more people its effectiveness drops down drastically.
>tfw you can't cum on Vuncia fluffy belly and watch her licking herself clean
I like how you can see the salad glow through this chest.
So what's the state of the game, I haven't played since HotS was released.
Is the new season worth reinstalling for?
fluffy cummy
>>163935738
Have Legendary armor been added yet? Or any new cool item sets to fill out my wardrobe?
>>163935915
Nope, and most armor sets are still gem locked
What's your current in-game goal? Are you working towards a legendary? Are you hunting down a particularly elusive ERP target? Give me some details
>>163937227
Farming gold, idly working on the stupid provisioned tokens for my legendary armor. Gearing out more classes so I can play different roles when raiding.
Currently I'm looking to gear out condi mes because that's apparently a thing now and I wanna give it a go for shits and giggles.
>when someone near you calls a legendary weapon a leggie
legendary fluffy cunny
Kissing Delphy in his sleep.
>>163908604
I can see your new here, back when gw2 first hit the thread was full of FHD shitposting, Every race has had its time friend. It's just gotten worse as time went.
sensitive cunny fluff
>>163937227
Working towards the new lego shortbow. I'm not a fan of this new precursor crafting shit, seems like a huge fucking dump of resources, the old precursor system was cheaper.
parabolic cunny
Non-euclidean fluffy cunny
complex barb
>tfw vuncia will never be my wife
has noone seriously made a Vuncia cum tribute ?
>>163941398
wouldn't show up on her
>>163941398
why would they? all the furfags who spam all this cunny shit are underage europeans, they dont get the fine art of a cum tribute
Which HOPE rat would you tribute?
>>163941797
>impyling i'm not in HOPE
>>163941953
it'd take at least two in one picture to be worth it
>>163941797
>implying I'm not american and one of the biggest cunny posters here
2016 bro live with the times.
>>163942224
ok jugg
>>163942178
>>163942224
>lying
>on the internet
Don't do this.
>>163942347
We're all ERPIng here anon which is basically lying 24/7 and yet no one cares.
FYI I didn't lie but You can believe whatever you will.
>tfw the barbteaser will never make an appearance again
Describe a human transforming into a femcharr in the most lewd way imaginable
>>163942518
hercunnnygrewfluffier/spoiler]
>join FUN
>"fluffy cunny lmao why is the thread getting so mad at my shitposting"
Femcharr being pumped by a MHS and a few months later birthing the first charr/human hybrid
>>163943710
People always complain about HOPE being autistic but they forget about the concentrated autism that is FUN.
>>163943710
Post the log
SONAR IS COMING BACK
>>163943710
typical FUN
>>163943710
Low quality bait.
>>163943793
It's just rednik and his gang of white femcharr, literally nobody likes them. Not even the other charr.
I just realized I'm not getting (You)s
>>163944143
>FUN damage control rushing to the rescue to Correct The Record
cringe
just a wet femcharr cunny awaiting the inevitable penetration
>>163939589
Let's not forget the asura boi posting
Damn, those were some creepy times
>tfw no (You)s
just fluffy cunny my shit up senpai
>>163939589
I'd rather have FHD posters then, than what we have now.
Like you said: It's just gotten worse as time went.
>>163944143
>>163945787
>NA rely on samefagging and low quality baits
Here is your (You)
femcharr growing a massive horsecock in a timespan of a few seconds
>>163947329
>this is an actual serious post from the official EU FUN guild, accusing the actual official NA guild of shitposting about them, when all EU does is cry and shitpost about NA because their countries are actually so boring to live in, they spend their lives online instead posting "fluffy cunny"
ok
Official government issued [Fluffy Cunny] currency when ?
>>163948489
Never, everyone would hoard their cunnies.
more cunny
>>163933690
It's great against anything that's not a supertank.
even more cunny
there can never be enough fluffy cunny
nice dead thread retards
How is this? I don't think I've even made a dark skinned character before
death by fluffy cunny
>>163954615
>European features
>Straight hair
For an SJW game anet really doesn't make it easy to make a black looking character.
CUNNY VULT
>>163954720
I'm not really trying to be PC or anything, more interested in making a decent looking character
How are the queues treating you, anon?
>>163954934
like shit
>>163954615
does she have smely feets?
fluffy femcharr paws
>>163956316
ur sick
>>163956776
yes
>>163947031
>would prefer the thread spammed with videos of nerkbeards ejaculating on their computer screens over [probably the same people] spamming word filterbait
>>163954934
cute
This thread is an embarrassment, you should be ashamed of yourselves
>>163958192
>just this thread
In order to become a femcharr you must drink the blood of a femcharr. It is imperative that you do not mistake it for a mcharr or else you'll turn into a futacharr.
give me the mcharr blood
>>163958963
Just get bitten and turn into one
post stinky girls
give me the femcharr blood
is this game still SJW central? was thinking about picking up the expansion but I'm not sure
>>163961191
Anet is almost full SJW, by the end of 2017 I fully expect the entire team to be trans or bi.
lithe fluffy cunny
little fluffy cunny
>>163959147
the stinkiest girl
>>163958787
What if I want to become a mcharr?
Stinky femcharr cub cunny
>>163964357
>this is one of HOPEs officers
I wish Vae was my officer...
relief officer vae
>>163967041
Jealous??
>>163967041
he didnt ask to be officer
he deserved it
>it took HOPE 4 years to have a decent charr representative as officer
Punished Teyah turns to the drink to get through her daily life
>>163969710
Tell me more about that party of femcharr in the background
>people unironically want to fuck female charr
>>163969710
teyah no.... :c
>>163969710
will you be my ingame gf
>>163968085
>not having a job for 4 years instantly qualifies you to be a hope officer
>>163971126
jealousy is ugly florburz
inb4 "but I'm florburz"
>>163971232
lmao florburz asks to be a HOPE officer and gets rejected. Vae arrives and becomes officer in two weeks.
how can discount vae even compare
>>163971385
does "pretending to ask for officer as an epic joke" really count as asking to be officer, nobody took him seriously
I'm going to be the new Burz after Dros demotes Florburz.
HEY HEY HEY WHAT THE FUCK
Post femsuras? HellO? What do I pay you for /gw2g/ to bitch about literal who's? no
>>163971491
i remember when he would ask and it would be awkward because they knew he wasnt joking but didnt want to promote him
florburz is a great meme now
>>163971385
Florburz is rude, no personality, disrespectful, talentless and a false charr main
Vae is sweet, kind, talented, charrismatic and a true charr main
There was never a contest
>tfw I will forever live in Vae's shadow
>>163972409
anon.... it's gonna be okay
Rats and Cats living in harmony.
This is what progress looks like.
It's been about half a year since I played last. Should I even bother logging in again? I did some raids and pvp.
>>163974787
no to both, it's all the same with even less content in some areas
>Christmas day
>Boxing day
>no sale in sight
this company keeps on giving
Quick. You have 3 second to say who helseth is
Quick. Which HOPE femsuras would you bang
>>163975387
Someone who's actually good as mesmer.
Quick. Kill jugg
>>163975387
the best gw2 streamer
>>163975532
none because i'm not a pedo
>>163972219
>i remember when he would ask and it would be awkward because they knew he wasnt joking but didnt want to promote him
ahahhahaha
gkick vae
promote florburz
>>163975936
To be fair I haven't really invested anything into HOPE. I have never been expecting a promotion.
>>163976236
>tfw florburz has to lie to cover up his internal crying
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM HOPE?
make rikki an officer
>tfw no femcharr gf
PROMOTE ME NOW
>>163976236
>back-pedalling
Lol@florbeta
>>163976236
>vae invested into HOPE
step up pussy
>people thinking that they know me
>>163978052
vae won't do shit to you, put em up you cakeboy
>florburz thinks he would be promoted if he invested in HOPE
lmao no one wants to promote you florburz
>>163978105
I'm not even playing gw2 atm so there's no real reason to.
>>163978189
i thought you were cool
coolburz wouldn't let some punk furry bitch like gae step all over HOPE
florburz couldnt be officer so he left gw2
HOPE ruins games for people
Damn I wish people would randomly namedrop me and make stuff up at the same time too.
>>163979032
I left gw2 for now because I've done raids every week since release and pvp/pve hasn't changed. I still log on for gmissions and maybe raids.
>>163979085
oothier is a pure maiden who takes care of other HOPE members
gae is a literal dog
he entered through the doggy door and grinded the carpet into a bog
that musk
the HOPE house stinks of florburzs' empty husk
two weeks of memeing are investments
to florburzs' beta resentments
oh
gae is lmaoing @ your life like its the rules
even tho his maleherm pussy shines in grool
>>163979680
there is only one rat who leaves rhymes in this thread
>>163979680
fuck off swagg
UH OH GAE WILL SHITPOST THE RATS AGAIN
BETTER CALL JUGG SO HE DROWNS THE THREAD IN GAE'S DISDAIN
CHECK IT
SWEAT IT
CONTEMPT FOR GAE IS RAMPANT
FURRY ACCEPTANCE IS VACANT
CHARR GAY LIFE IS STAGNANTcall your boy
>Florburz being a sperg over dead celebrities on discord
This is why your not officer
>Floburz being a sperg over emojis on discord
This is why your not officer
florburz telling it how it is
>mfw i realize that blizzard employees left to form their own company and made GW1
>mfw they all left for greener pastures and abandoned GW2
>mfw this is why GW2 is shit now
>mfw i realized that GW2 was only good when led by blizzard employees
>mfw blizzard is the superior company
also bump so thread doesnt die
>>163986806
sage all your posts so this thread dies
>>163986858
ehehehe i did tho
got eeem hehe maleherm grool futarat norndottir squirting salad proud papa hotglue Cx
>>163986975
o i forgotfluffy cunny
stinky musk x floppers spotted wigglesniff
haha pvp
hey guys new player here should I (insert dumb question here)
when will the game go on sale?
am i missing anything?
let us talk about how cute lani is
stoaga cumming from futa
>>163987371
lani has big cheeks
>>163987963
lani has cute eyes
replacing the air in HOPEs guild hall with Vae musk
>>163989402
woah.......
>>163989402
calsi'strashfolder.jpg
>>163989402
fluusi......
>>163989896
>niuvi
>kappasura
>cancer rat/pink sylvari guy
which rat has blue hair and a striped scarf?
second row second to last picture
Calsi what sorted folders of named asura do you have?
I know your trash folder is basically your unsorted folder.
>>163969372
Wow Anon, I was an officer before HOPE was a year old.
lewd rats doing lewd things in public
>>163991010
this, now.
>>163991106
Nice outfits boys
>>163991106
vroris. . . .
>>163991821
TRIGGER WARNING: GAME DISCUSSION
Speaking of which, for all the crap that Anet has done to the game, it is nice knowing that they can still consistently push out great looking environments, and... for all the bad and all the hate I and many others have for even the concept of Outfits, they've really stepped up their game with the quality of outfits. Some still have issues with shoulderpads being xboxWoWhuge on otherwise good looking outfits (looking at you Mursaat outfit), but awful glitches/oversights on outfits seem to be less and less common.
Unfortunately I missed out on grabbing the Ghostly outfit due to normalfaggotry getting in the way of vidya... other than the easily hidden head slot of it, that looks like potentially the best looking outfit in the game.
As for consistantly good looking environments, even though my expectations of game play and story are the lowest they could conceivably be, I'd fucking love to see how pretty Anet could make Vabbi or the Jade Sea when they come up with the next cashgra- I mean expansion.
>>163992881
that's obviously beatus
Should I use a level 80 boost on a warrior or a thief?or anything that seems fun really
>>163993247
Mesmer has always been completely god awful without traits, even more so than any other class. If you want a Mesmer, use the lvl80 scroll for that.
>>163993247
femcharr dragon wife
>>163991407
>tfw will never fuck a lewdsura in public and have everyone cringing as they witness me claiming said lewdsura
MINE
>>163991106
just charr boys hanging out looking tough
#charrboys2017
>>163993532
comfyanon has already claimed them
Is reaper fun?is it good?
smelly girls
smelly girls with floppers
pretty girls that smell like spring
stinky stoaga spreading her thighs in public and rubbing her smelly pussy
pretty girls that smell like blood and sweat
This is Vuncia.
Say something nice about her.
>>163995791
a fat sweaty mnorn could please that pussy better than any mcharr
why are these girls so smelly
>>163995952
If it's not barbed I don't want it
>>163996292
knotted mnorn wolf cock
>>163996292
>doesn't know about the transformaions
a were leopard cock is more than enough. plus charr strength pale in comparison to norn, never could invade and never will. norn are just better, bigger, andand less fleas
>Now imagining squatfu tied to a table and moaning away while a gang of norn pirates stuff her holes full of norn cocks, even the "women"
THERE SHE BLOWS
So the next expansion is going to have like 3 new classes and 10 new weapons right? How have they gotten this far without adding such important shit?
>>163996548
>vuncia (knotted) trying to crawl away from a norn who just emptied their balls in her
>45 minutes of trying to pop out the knot
>mfw norn fetish autism
Just as bad as the rats tbqh
>>163997219
Actually believing a penis covered in sharp spikes feels pleasurable is the biggest meme, don't forget that.
>>163997348
>sharp spikes
why sharp tho
>>163997434
because gore fetish
>>163997434
They are called penile spines, so actually they're not spikes they're fukken needles. Feline penile spines are not like the bumps on a dragon dildo.
>>163997348
I should have said "if it doesn't belong to charr" instead of barbs.Barbs are a turbo meme agreed
>>163997810
You say that like charr are not all felines. They're all barbed up,so you say all charr are turbo memes, good, good.Good.
>>163998175
>caring about something that doesn't even matter outside of ERP degeneracy
TELL ME HOW MANY NIPPLES
>>163997219
Vae, i like big titties.
>>163997619
>all barb lovers are like albert fish, the serial killer who grew up sexually excited by sticking needles into his body and survived the electric chair from the amount of metal needles in his body
10/10
>>163997219
Busty, covered in cool tattoos, great lore, deep Amazon voices.
Strong and husky in stature, still cool tattoos, great lore with one man army mentality, great beards.
Norn are just better, cat.
>>163998780
>deep Amazon voices
kek
>great lore with one man army mentality
retconned
norn have been nerfed to become just big, stupid humans
fluffy cub cunny
>>163998923
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME, also
>Not liking deep feminine voices
>>163998530
That's fine my man. When we delve into futa and transformation fetishes things get 2weird4me.
>>163998780
>great lore
You fucked it up LOL
>>163999336
you shouldnt have said that my man
>>163999336
do you really fap to animal faces and tongues wtf
>>163999593
the truth is hard to swallow sometimes
>>163999808
ye these are straight from my fap folder I hotglue them daily
It's time to unleash the fluffy cunny upon the helpless
>>163999336
i also like norn butts and thighs just so you know
>>163999909
wtf........
>>163999999
i was so close
>>163999909
gross
>FNorn: tranny smoker voices, futas with muscle fetishes
>Charr: Furries with sparkle hair, most of them are homosexual the females are bdsm yiff yiff glomp sluts
>FHD: Boring noble sluts that are sometimes futa because they think its not gay or something
>Salads:edgy fucking retards or tumblr weirdos with different genders or non sexual cuddling rp
Msura: Cucks
>Mnorn: Little boys who want to big stronk men xD
>MHS:cucks
>Femsura: Weirdos into child sex or hyper sexual freaks
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/12/cheetahs-extinction-endangered-africa-iucn-animals-science/
You better get to putting it in soon, Vae.
>>164000241
your assumption on mnorn is wrong
your assumption with salads is wrong
your assumption with MHS and MSURA is wrong
your assumption about FSURA is wrong
>>164000241
first half wrong
second half true
true
true
false
false, just weirdos
wtf, false
>>164000481
No it isn't I bet you haven't RP'd once in your life.
>>164000481
t. msura cuckold
What is the female to futa ratio for humans, norn, charr, sylvari, and asura?
>>164000559
>>164000690
stop trying to force your shit memes and just quit playing
>>164000784
I think norn are the most common.
Most FHD's I have seen are regular females they just act like stuck up bitches. They exist though.
Sylvari can get away with whatever they want because their excuses are "lol im a plant xD"
Charr are usually cis gender. But the males are almost always gay.
Asura are cis mostly but they are usually played by people who want to fuck children and portray them as such
>>164000784
4:1
1:20
1:0
1:2
1:1000
>>164000267
Even when all the cheetos are gone there will still be one forever in my heart.
girls with smelly feets
>>164000926
>but they are usually played by people who want to fuck children and portray them as such
At first I didn't believe this and wanted to make fun of you, but then I remembered the stories others have told me about asura ERPers. I ERP on my asura but they're always over 20 years old, it's sad that this isn't the same for other asura ERPers. You're not wrong and that's scary.
You're pretty spot on with the others, too.
>rats and norn
>get defensive when someone points out their fetishes are disgusting
>gae
>jokes about it at the expense of only himself
Why is the gae bad for HOPE again?
>>164001185
all the good femsura erpers keep themselves reserved, all the good msura "erpers" watch
>>164000241
>Femsura: Weirdos into child sex
So true.
Fluff me up
>>164002294
fluffy cub cunny
This is the original cunnyposter here: cease this pedo cub cunny shit at once
>>164002791
fluffy cub cunny pushing the old and used fluffy cunnies out of the way
>>164002791
stinky femcharr cub shiny puffy cunny that smells like pee
nothing can stop the reign of the fluffy cub cunny
How tight is a femcharr cub's cunny?
can i trick them into being my personal fluffy onahole?
fluffy futa cub diapers
I just want a hug desu
stinky fluffy cub cunny in padded diapey giving anon a warm cute hug giggling and peeing a little
We are entering the dark ages anons....
smelly fluffy cub cunny running wild
desperate ratfags projecting their pedo fetishes
stage 1 was squatfu
stage 2 was caturday
stage 3 was fluffy cunny
stage 4 is c/rat pedo posting
>>164003608
>>164003751
Why do you hate rats so much?
>>164003947
pedo
forlorn old fluffy cunny looking on as fresh fluffy cub cunny takes the spotlight
/v/ is making fun of us again...
>>164004851
big brother /v/ is asshole.
>>164004932
>>164004851
They aren't wrong though
Fluffy cunny
>>164004851
I'm just going to quote /v/ from the current MMORPG thread over there:
"Guild Wars 2 is a prominent example of how not to do it and why you need the holy trinity to make worthwhile encounters. And why you need a subscriptions based model to make an mmo not simply die because no good and steady content."
Let's not discuss the second statement, but does GW2 lack "worthwhile encounters?"
I always thought that GW2 just needed more encounters. Like up-to-date dungeons, more dungeons, more fractals, more world bosses, more themed zones with interesting meta events, and more things to do in the open world. The problem with GW2 is not that it things aren't fun, but stop being fun after being done for the 50th time. Imagine if HoT shipped with a chak dungeon, a remake of the "red vs blue" hylek GW1 dungeon but with nuhoch vs itzel vs the sun guys, and a mordrem dungeon similar to Arah. I think stretching GW2 into the realm of the holy trinity will only do it harm. Should just add more of what actually worked in the first place.
>>164005306
The trinity was already added to GW2 and it made it more of a mess than it already was, at least before anet knew that it wanted everyone to DPS
>>164004851
don't worry lil anon, i will protect u
>EU wakes up
>a particular type of posting appears
I wonder why...
>>164004932
>/v/
>big brother
lolwat
>>164005802
/v/ is the big brother who fights over vidya and /vg/ is the little brother who faps over weaboo f2p mmo's and likes avatarfags
>>163992897
>TRIGGER WARNING: GAME DISCUSSION
>blogs about his life
>tries hard to be quirky by inserting 2014 /v/ memes
>only provides mundane opinions with no "why" or substance beyond that
nice "discussion" you canadian loser
Does Bless Online have better femsura?It already has better femcharr-norn hybrids btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fKqSfh7fR8
>>163991106
>I was an officer
>I was a decent charr representative
lmfao yeah right, you pussyfooted around problems and ignored the guild's problems for years before leaving with your tail between your legs. you let ancora stir shit and enabled him before he too backed away from the guild, this is merely objective observation.
for a group of guys that play a "fierce warrior" race, you and your friends were absolutely weak personalities. it's great that you've mostly fucked off.
>>164005901
>fights over vidya
>half of /v/ threads are console garbage
nah
>>164006052
when is this game out
i will immediately drop this pile of shit game to play as those cats
>>164006464
lmao are you a fucking neet fluffy cunny homo
>tfw no neet femcharr wife
>>164006052
>another random mmo that will be dead on arrival
Top kek m8, when will people learn?
>people fell and continue to fall for the anet jew
tfw no neet charr bf to breed my fluffy cub cunny
TFW clean femcharr cunny
TFW cleaning vaes mcharr cunny
>tfw smelly fluffy cub cunny
>tfw no neet anon to help me wash ;-;
>>164007383
shut the fuck upanon..
tfw i think anon is stupid
the fluffy cub cunny is uncontrollable
a-anon.......
fluffy cunny cunny cunny
fractal fluffy cunny
euthanizing ratfag pretending to be catfag
Any futacharr who can fuck me until I pass out ?
>tfw you're not wanted even as a charr cocksock
>>164008226
what's wrong anon?
*rubs fluffy cub cunny*
Perhaps the way to clean gw2g of the fluffy cunny shit is to get them to fight amongst themselves.
Speaking of:
>>164008651
Are the catfags at war with themselves?
Is this the doing of the fresh fluffy cub cunny anons?
>fluffy cub cunny
>anons unironically want this
What utility gizmos are must-haves? Like the copper-fed salvage kit and so on
>>164009543
Fluffy vuncia cunny squatting device
this is it
this is how gw2g dies
frenzied fluffy cub cunny pouncing at (you)
>>164009761
ratfags ruin everything desu
Let this thread be engulfed by a CYCLONE OF FEMCHARR FLUFFY CUNNY AND WASHED AWAY FROM THE MORTAL WORLD
>>164010095
where are the rat posts?
worship the fluffy cub cunny
fluffy cubs swapping stinky diapers and sharing a cute kiss
fluffy cubs grinding their cunnies together whilst mewing
>>164010223
up that bitter charrfag's ass
This pleasesmy fluffy cunny
CuNnY
ynnuc yffulF
What's a really hands-off class for PVE that wears Heavy armor that I can play? Like something really mindless.I don't own HoT.
>>164011003
Dark matter femcharr cunny
>>164011965
nvm, charr help me
i want to play as a fluffy cub now...
love these non american hoursnot
>>164011873
Guard on staff can just 1 everything with a big shotgun wave. s'easy.
>>164012127
<--
fluffy cub going sniff sniff sniff around her mom's fluffy cunny
>>164011873
guardian
>staff 1 for open world tagging
>zerker with offensive traitlines for dungeons
>a bit tanky gear plus without even changing your zerker shit in some slots, build with altruistic healing and pure of voice for WvW
>vanilla burn build still somewhat competent in spvp at low tiers, noob friendly
literal easy mode and immensely popular for a reason
charr (female)
norn (futa)
predator (alien)
predator (alien)
rat (predator)
>>164013119
qt, she is my lil waifu
>>164012694
>>164012339
Paladin but good, got it.
cat (predator)
ratslut (prey)
rat (slut)
>>164014925
>yozzil's smelly cameltoe
fluffy cub cunny in padded diapey
>>164015047
sweet gramfricks
>>164014325
>>164013274
>>164013119
Everyone please, you don't have to cater to my fetish like this.
Beecher: Ratfags
Guenzel: Catfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4M8Vwk5teY
hyper femcharr cunny
>>164005306
The trinity isn't bad so long as there is no defined tank class, and it's not like gw2 needs tanks so much with boss telegraphs like the ones they've been ripping from Wildstar. The healer should make a target into a tank rather than a class determining who the healer heals outright. Gw2 has enough shit to keep any idiot alive while doing anything especially if there is a healer present.
However, changing gear in gw2 is absolute cancer, though, when compared to weapons and traits. These two things need to fall in line. Make gear stats as easy to determine as weapon and trait choice. Anet is shit for making it as much of a slog as it is. Just shove everything into trinkets basically. That'd solve a lot.
do you NOT UNDERSTAND anons ?
FLUFFY FEMCHARR CUNNYYYYY
Yes indeed: fluffy femcharr cunny
did someone say femcharr ?
fluffy cub cunny
>rats still falseflagging as cats
getting desperate now, huh?
I' gonna fist vae until his butthole goes loose
>tfw crush on vae but he doesn't like rats
;_;
two fluffy cubs checking their diapeys to see who has the wetter cunny
gas the rats
Who is up? Can you post the best class to take roll?
>>164028429
femcharr ele
>>164013119
That is AGRESSIVELY ugly.
>how do you want your femsura's sliders?
>just fuck my life up forever dog
>i got you
>>164020926
They needed gear loadouts, and maybe build loadouts.
The only real legacy we have from GW1 is the shitty engine.
how do you guys feel about the tone of this post and all the meters that are now out there?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5kwqtv/gw2_raid_dps_meter_gear_check/
>>164030482
You dont need max gear and max dps to get through raids. People only need it because they're afraid they'll die before doing enough damage since they're actually trash at games.
>>164030482
every other mmo has built in gear checks and allows dps meters
only the gw2 ultra trash baby community would freak out over people calling them out on playing poorly or not having gear in an already casual as fuck game
>>164030658
You don't but it exists. Since it is a baseline that is advertised to all players, but it isn't hard to obtain (only nauseatingly tedious), why wouldn't everyone want it?
This game needs less overall gear shit before gear templates are even on the table.
any nude chatcode still working?
>>164033991
>This game needs less overall gear shit
Elaborate.
>>164034094
What would you do with it?
>>164034094
[&AgF2TABAuV8AAA=]
>>164034921
check my norn out
>>164035848
>norn
shame
>>164030257
it's not fucked up though, just overly cutesy
>>164033991
People that ask for the dps meters and gear check are people that are playing raids with pugs. I've been in a raiding guild since HoT came out and we've never asked each other for gear checks or dps checks because we communicate honestly.
If people joined a raiding guild they wouldnt need dps meters or gear checks.
They should understand the risk of pugging and take it into consideration when going to raid.
I'd rather not have anet work on bringing something out for the 2-3% of players asking for it.
>>164028759
I know who you are. Post your ign so I can confirm
>>164036728
Kala Whitegale
>>164036728
Squatfu
>>164036728
Vuncia
>>164036981
>Kala Whitegale
he hates us all i doubt it.
>>164036687
People should just join raid guilds, but that doesn't totally eliminate the risk of dishonest people or those who can't handle criticism because it relies on good leadership.
>They should understand the risk of pugging and take it into consideration
That's why people are using these janky dps meters, all people want is an inspect system.
>2-3% of people
Stop this meme, a weeks ago it was 5-10%, don't bullshit numbers to support an attitude, raids are a central part of this game and have its own team. If the playerbase can come up with ways to inspect gear/dps, Anet should be able to, it doesn't require a team. I'd like to see Anet try, and if they can't, they need to reevaluate who they have on their raid team.
>>164037513
>a weeks ago
*a few weeks ago.
>>164037513
Have you been in a raiding guild? We're stern on players and even let them take soldiers gear if they need to learn the mechanics. We've never actually dealt with anything bad. I'm most likely biased because i've had a good guild. So i cant really say much more.
2-3% of players ask for dps meters and gear checks. I didnt imply that raiding was 2-3% of the player base. I've been lent out to other guilds to fill in a raid slot(multiple times) and they havent ever asked for them either.
rat (confused)
hi there, wana check the game out since its f2p.
whats a good class for 1v1 and small group pvp in this mmo?
>>164038902
Warrior, ranger, and maybe elementalist. Also femsura.
>>164038364
I've been in several, and the reason I've been in several is because people get cliquey or leadership gets weak. I think you've been cozy with your raid group, or access to other groups that have set up their raids already.
My apologies for the confusion with your data. It could be higher because you don't need to ask for dps/gear with certain meter programs, so I'd look for impromptu kicks or calling someone out. I'll reiterate differently, that Anet needs to be accommodating of raid culture to hit the standards of other games. Keep in mind they didn't include LFG for the longest time because they thought raids couldn't be PUGd. They should have designed it for less people, if they wanted that, but this is another topic.
>>164038902
femcharr ele
>>164038902
>small group pvp
>anet fucks up matchmaking instead of making 2v2s or 3v3 gametypes
and hello
>>164039334
Shutup nigger. You'll take your 4 daredevil games and you'll like it.
>>164039547
I think DDs generate the most shitters, it's way easier to fuck up when you don't actually know what's going on in the map compared to a bunker
>>164039051
I have, it's not a big guild. We keep it under 50 and we've contacted other raid guild leaders to contact our guild leaders before pugging so we can just send one of ours and vice versa. It's mutualism between multiple guilds. Pugging is completely unnecessary.
In the end i think it would be alright to add, but unnecessary. In fact if people would have done what we've done from the start then they probably wouldnt be asking.
Actually, i hope anet does accommodate us with those programs because it would probably increase incentive to join a guild.
In the end i dont care if they do or dont because it's never affected me.
it's a nice day for FHD watching.
It's always a nice day, come to think of it. We need weather effects in cities.
>>164040013
>It's mutualism between multiple guilds.
Its instances like that which make me think Anet should've considered making guild alliances again, like in betterwars 1
new, pls migrate when caperino
>>164040292
>>164040292
>>164040292
>>164040013
Anet likes to streamline things, avoiding the hassle of relying on a guild system that can go either way like the anon you replied to would be closer to what game design philosophy they had/have.
>>164040203
Boy that's creepy!
>>164039547
has that happened to you? people have stacked ele and druids from my observation.
>>164038902
did you pick a class yet?
>>164040563
i will quote shiilo on this matter. "dont be sorry just dont be a fucking creep"
>>164040013
I'm so happy for you anon, you have it all figured out.
>>164040685
that's more than I can manage
>>164039125
...Kala's twin?
>>164040563
If you were you'd delete cancer patient boppsi
>>164040815
eyyy rikk, can a brotha get a (you)?
>>164040984
(You) for a (You)? Good deal!
>>164040447
>anet
>game design philosophy
Well they seem to like making clusterfuck/raid-type fights in PvE.
cunny
make another cunny (((thread)))
>>164040447
>anet likes to streamline
Ahahahahaha
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA