/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for end my fucking life

All the reaper intros look horrible with the unmasked skin.

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I'm ready to bamp people into cars on Oasis.

>>163709782
that would be a crime

>>163709789
Every unmasked skin in the game is pretty shit

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>>163709626
>ywn brainwash Amelie to have semi-unwilling sex with you

Why even live?

sombra is supposed to be a stealth hero, why is every single one of her skins either sparkly or glow in the dark?

>sell account
>get new account
>get new computer instead of 70 fps laptop
>play genji
>its pure pleasure
>never enjoyed the game this much before


sub 200fps and non 144hz screens you are playing a different game.

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>>163710042
blue is not for raping.

>>163710057
Why are all enemies surrounded by a red online?

Camo skins don't matter and neither do glow in the dark ones

What healers don't need babysitting and which do

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>>163709626
Jamison Fawkes!

>>163710165
Ana, Zen and Lucio do fine on their own. Mercy needs to be protected.

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>>163710042
The last thing blue needs is more lewding.

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>>163710121
It's not rape, if she's brainwashed.

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Outfit swap skins when?

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>please be gentle anon...
>Im still a virgin you know?

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Widowmaker in position

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I love Hana.

>>163710523
I want to breed Hana.

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>>163710523
>>163710562
Hana only loves me

>>163710435
>being able to make Reaper, Soldier, or McCree wear D. Va's plugsuit and ear things

Blizzard will never do it so I have no reason to live.

>>163709839
>The "villains" are pretty much all characters with redeeming qualities and possible redemption arcs.

>Widowmaker
Housewife who was brainwashed into being the perfect weapon and murdering her own husband but still cares for him

>Reaper
A good man damaged by a tragic accident

>Symmetra
An autistic orphan who genuinely feels she's making the world a better place

>Roadhog and Junkrat
The physical and mental toll nuclear war brings

>Sombra
And then there's this asshole

So the following heroes have some balance issues compared to the rest of the meta:

Junkrat
Hanzo
Bastion
Winston

So there needs to be things to make them more viable relative to the current meta, like how Torb and Sym were buffed and balanced (sym still a little broken atm though)

For Winston, its that post hero-stacking removal, he was never adjusted for being a solo tank hero. At the moment he only serves as a hard counter for snipers and genji, but can't readily protect his team, tank damage, or even kills. He is hard countered by all other tanks, Reaper, 76, mei, Pharah, bastion(one of the few things bastion can still reliably counter), torb, and make near unplayable with a good Zen on the enemy team coordinating discord.

So changes to make him more viable for some tanks while not too much to make him too powerful given his mobility while also giving him some damage options seeing how double winston isn't a problem anymore.

With Junkrat, its just a matter of making him less spam and more skill viable. increasing his projectile speed so he can problem aim parabolic shots on moving targets helps him land shots and get reliable picks. Along with this, he has the highest risk lowest reward ultimate in the game. One that can be destoryed, has extensive startup, and leaves him vulnerable with no guarantee of success or mattering at all. For this he would need to not have to worry about killing himself with his own ult and also bumping its durability up a degree. At the moment most of the cast can easily deal 100 damage before the wheel can do damage.

Pharah simply needs to have her abilities shifted for more mobility. At the moment her utility goes out the window the second a hitscan is on the enemy team or anyone can aim within a moderate amount of accuracy. Shifting her abilities to allow for some mobility would help with this. Also granting her some durability from her own ult would make it less of a suicide option without a subsequent ult

cont.

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I hope you had a good day, /owg/.

http://gdcvault.com/play/1023473/Animation-Bootcamp-Intro-and-Overwatch

This is a neat watch

>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Emily's return to their apartment
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Emily screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Emily starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"E-Emily, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Emily screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you lick pussy? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN LICK PUSSY RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" she said
>grabbing Lena by the throat she began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY BITCH!" Emily slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Winston, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME CAVALRY NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Emily slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"S-she loves me, I should've done a better job for her" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another mealaning and preparing another meal

>>163710656
Bastion suffered from a lack of versatility. The only means of making bastion work on defense regularly is to constantly shift positions to keep the enemy from picking your giant hitbox. He also suffers from being free ult meter for the enemy when in his recon mode, as it doesn't actually offer any benefits to ever be in that mode. Granting him some means of sustained action and buffing recon mode could make him better suited for longer defensive rolls.

And Hanzo is just in a weird position in the meta. He has an ability that loses a lot of its his own tools are mid to short range burst damage and instapick scatter arrows. As a defensive hero, he is squishy and just a spammable hero but lacks anything to really help the team outside of the occasional sonar, which itself only does so little to help.

Granting him multiple options for his arrows and even giving him the option to fill a slight support role might make him less of a poor mans mccree and more of Widow-76 fusion to better fill tight 1st point chokes and contest the point..

So with that side, I think viable changes and buffs would be:

>these retards who have no idea how devastating high energy Zarya is who keep shooting her shields
:|

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I don't even like it.

>>163710621
Why is Sombra the worst one? She is simply doing what's best for her, which is a lot better than Reaper serving some higher cause by murdering people. There is nothing wrong with honest selfishness.

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Jesse McCree
Merry Christmas~

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>>163709939
I disagree

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>>163710760
>Winston
- barrier projector cool down starts after deployment

- primal rage strikes and Tesla Cannon ignore armor damage resistance

- Tesla canon deals 40% extra damage vs. shields

- Activating Primal Rage will deal AOE knock back and 30 damage with 2 meters

- Primal Rage activation animation grants invulnerability

>Junkrat

- 20% projectile speed

- RIPtire only does 30 self- damage and knock back to self

- RIP-tire health bumped from 100 to 135, does gain shields from generator


>Bastion

- self healing no longer interrupted by damage, reduces heal rate to 17.5 per second for next 1.2 seconds without taking damage

- can move at half speed while healing self in recon mode

- New alt-fire in both mods puts up 200 health shield in front of him while being used, and uses soldering iron to health everyone in front of him (2 meters, 180 degrees) by 50 HP/s

- halves time for ultimate start animation

>Hanzo

- 2 ability slots now, 1 for "offensive arrows" (scatter/taser) and 1 for "support arrows" (Sonar and Embolden) respectively in E and shift. Cycle through the 2 arrow with those buttons to choose which.

- Taser Arrow: Shares cool down with scatter arrow slot, creates aoe the size of biotic field that deals 30 dps for 3.5 seconds where it lands

- Embolden Arrow: Shares cool down with sonar arrow slot, creates aoe size of biotic field that reduces damage to those standing in it by 33%

- both new arrows fails if blocked by shields


Thoughts?

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>>163710621
I don't think they will get redemption arcs, but I think they are going to be the Sylvanas type of character - absolute assholes who do evil shit and nobody trusts, but people keep working with because there are worse things out there. Blizzard has gone out of their way to make all of these characters tragic and relateable. It is because they will make them antiheroes/antivillains.

>>163710804
Sombra's the only one without a tragic past. It doesn't make her "the worst" so to speak, but she is less sympathetic to the audience as a result.

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>>163710435
Hana and Dad are cute.

>>163710620
Why... why would you want that?

>>163710907
>no genji buff

LOL

>>163710616
Soldier 76 please go

>>163710760
Bastion was the OG full auto hitscan hero. He's often called a worse Soldier 76, but he was one of the original 12 heroes. Soldier was one of the last heroes to be added before release. Bastion also had a shield in turret mode. So you could say he was made redundant by 76.

>>163710949
We'll probably get that later, knowing Blizzard. Every villain has a tragic backstory/was corrupted

>shitters don't understand why they're shit

I freely admit that I'm not good at this game but at least I understand why and am trying to improve. These retards in platinum don't even understand that they actually are bad, they all think they're good. It's brutal to try and climb and be better when I can directly tie a loss to a retarded hanzo main.

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>game set in the future
>white people still exists
>christmas is still celebrated

>>163711214
Why don't you think white people will disappear in the future?

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>>163711214
>game set in the future
>people still unironically play videogames

>level 9 Mercy who has played THREE FUCKING HOURS in my match
>enemy team has a GM Roadhog with Golden gun
Real great MM Blizzard, go fuck yourselves.

>>163711214
>Sentient robots
>Space colony for monkeys
>Orbital reserve of mechas ready to be called any time
>Ability to turn light into physical object

None of these would be possible without whites.

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D.va was a mistake and should've never made it in this game.

>>163711320
Comp or qp?

Widowmaker was a mistake.

>>163711335
But Symmetra made hardlight because Indians are the smartest race in the world
India will be a super power by 2020.

How to fix Ana
>grenade now doesn't deal damage or amplify healing
>health reduced to 150

Would this do it?

>>163711320
>be on smurf
>be level 12
>be GM on main
>be put against 3 diamonds
>my entire team is composed of 1 platinum 3 golds and a silver
>i have to carry

yeah no

Which hero is going to get fugged by an omnic?

>>163711365
You mean D. Va's shield. The changes to it are what made her broken. Instead of being a consumable with a long cooldown, it's a ridiculously fucking strong practically togglable AoE shield which has no way to deplete it through damage.

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>>163711214
>real life is set in 2017-6 days
>people still reply to these posts

>>163710657
Thanks, anon! I hope your Christmas was great too!

>>163710854
Merry Christmas, McCreeAnon! Did you have a good day?

>>163711436
Shit

Reduce the duration on the grenades effects and increase it's cooldown by 1. Reduce how much the healing is amplified as well, probably down to 50%

Let's not kill her off entirely because they will just buff her to bullshit levels again later on

Who will my team never shout at me for picking?

I don't want people yelling at me

>>163711621
They will yell at you regardless of what you do.

>>163711621
Lucio

>>163711621
Reinhardt.

>>163711621
Sombra, every defense hero besides mei, and winston

>>163711603
I'm not that familiar with the actual numbers, but wouldn't Ana heal more than Mercy even without the grenade? She also has the sleep dart and ult, which justify the reduction of the grenade to a debuff.

>>163711276
>Muslims, latinos, niggers, gooks and street shitters breeding like rabbits
>Whites breeding less and less because everyone is too busy studying and working
>Islam starts displacing christianity
>Eventually when muslims are the majority, heretics aka non-muslims will be genocided

>>163711621
Supports.

Zenyatta if you can aim. Lucio if you are braindead. Mercy if you can do good rezes. Ana whenever, she's so good it doesn't matter who plays her.

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>>163711583
I did.
I got a lot of stuff i wanted and other things.
I also had a good time with all my family.
The only thing that was missing was my non existent McCree bf

I only have like 5 hours into the game, having 4.2k average damage on zen its good or bad?

>>163711517
Zarya will be, Genji probably already has given his past.

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I'm sick and tired of tank meta /owg/
I can't take it anymore

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>300 hours played
>300 hours of fucking around with every hero
>tfw NOW I know what ones I want to use and the ones to never touch again
Is something wrong with me?

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Brigitte is definitely supposed to be Torbjorn's daughter.

Yes, their icons are not connected, but neither are Volskaya and her daughter.

>>163711778
Your husbando is a dirty slut who was probably used up by every deadlock member when he was a teenager.

>>163711809
Play attack Bastion and meme on meta slaves.

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>>163711809
play more d.va

>>163711912
post stronk

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>>163711951
>Sombra steals Mercy's nanotechnology and uses it to grow a dick
>Gives Volskaya another daughter

>>163711912
I want a roboPharah gf

>>163711731
The current grenade is 100% bonus healing from sources, so it's halving it's output on top of the lower duration of it's effects

As for comparing it to mercy it's hard because mercy heals so little for being a pure healer support. She really needs buffing.

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>>163712125
But anon, why would she need two dicks?

>2 mexican characters
>one of them can move unnoticably, the other can become uncorporeal
>both excellent abilities to get through a wall

Hmmm... really makes you think...

>>163710949
>>163711138
>>163710621

Sombra isnt even a villain. Shes trying to uncover the illuminati

>teleporter Symmetra on defense
literally kys dude

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>>163710042
>tfw no smug to hug for Christmas

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>>163712408
Oy vey, she is a villain. R-remember the 6 million omnics.

T: Overwatch executive mission officer

>>163712331
underrated post

>people that finish you off with smg in widow vs widow after tagging you
baka

>>163712331

Reaper is latin, but not necesarrily Mexican

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Stop playing Bastion.

>>163712484
>Symmetra picks teleporter
>Lose
The only time you should do that is if you have your ult up and most of the team is dead. If the match is in a standstill you use shield gen

>>163712629
I'll play him all I want
in bronze

>>163712485
Skin fucking when

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>>163711957
delet this
jesse is pure

Winter skin tier list, 100% objective and accurate

>God tier
Reaper
Pharah
Tracer

>Good tier
Winston
Sombra
Roadhog
McCree

>OK tier
Torb
Lucio

>Shit tier
Mei
Zen
Zarya

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>>163711912
hand looks too big

>>163712852
>>163711912

>tumblr_

Kill yourself

PSA Stop playing Sombra like bad tracer, when shes more akin to a closer range 76 with better mobility and teamfight power

>>163712837
Lucio's is pretty neat

>>163712769
100% pure whore maybe

>>163713005
>closer range 76
she does barely any damage and lacks the burst of helix rocket

>better mobility
sprint that has no CD is way better mobility in combat

>teamfight power
only with ult up

>>163713059
Spawncamping is so much fun with mccree

>Quickplay
>tell myself that I'm ONLY going to barrier people who are moving forwards and never anyone moving backwards
>don't use a single projected barrier the entire match as my team steadily retreats all the way back to the spawn on last point
:)

>open 5 freebies
>nothing
>first match of the day, get another crate
>still nothing

fuck you too, blizzard.

>>163712928
Tumblr is one of the biggest sources of porn, almost all R34 makers post in there.

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>>163713059
>objetive failed

>>163713210
Did I ask for your opinion? I told you to kill yourself.

Now get snappy.

>>163713059
With all the new people who got the game you can do this all the time in quick play now

I'm getting matched with level <30 despite being 300+

why is there a symmetra in every QP game who even wants to play this hero

>have a really good team co-ordinated attack round
>defending
>they have a Reinhardt and Bastion on payload
>suddenly everyone turns brainless and runs in 1 after 1 trying to solo their team to kill Bastion
>stuck as Lucio not able to do shit
>they sweep us in two minutes
What the fuck guys

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>>163713248
that was a different guy and he is right
pretty much the vast majority of NSFW overwatch content gets posted there

>get sniped 5 times on the attack playing Lucio
>pissed off but resist playing Winston when we're defending and just stick with Mercy
>see the Widow in overtime trying to keep her team alive in a brawl
>punch her in the face to kill her and we win
Had a damn good aim, but fuck you

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>>163713248
You are so cool and edgy anon! Wow! Good thing you dont visit all of those normie and fag websites, a? Haha. You are the most badass person around here because of how you visit only the coolest websites :)

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What are your favorite emotes, /owg/?

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>>163713542
>I'm a braindead tumblr teenager, that means everyone else is too!

Put an end to your existence

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>>163713662
>website tribalism in 2016

>>163713720
Agreed theres nothing wrong with tumblr i go there all the time to look at cool pic's and feminism

>>163713662
Still Life With Green Soup

>>163713787
oh no feminism the horror, luckily i am an enlightened /pol/ gentleman and know that feminism is the scourge destroying the world!

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>>163713652

>>163713887
Why are you troling me just because i said i like feminism and cool tumblar pics

hi i'm sad will anyone show me hilariously terrible plays

>>163713887
if you are even remotely being sarcastic in that post kill your self

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>>163713248
Everyone pls change your filenames to Tumblr.

>>163714073
oh my god that's a huge picture

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>>163713787
desu this guy's page alone makes tumblr worth visiting
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/

>>163713958
what's wrong anon?

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>lol

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>>163714073

>tumblr vs /pol/
I hate both of you

>>163713082

Soldier and sombra have identical dps and extremely similar clip sizes

The biggest difference being soldiers improved range and accuracy and +15 dps from helix rocket (or 120 burst depending on how you look at it)

But sprint cant really match invisibility or instant translocation to a health pack or somewhere soldier cant even reach

Sombra trades range and burst potential for utility

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>>163713958

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>>163714073
>such a huge smug Mercy
Woah!

>>163714127
celebrating the yuletide alone : (

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>>163714125
>pharah/symmetra trib

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Why is tracer gay again? If you look at her background story, personality, looks, and manners it does not make sense.

She is your average brit HS cutie

Which Overwatch would you like to spend christmas with, anon?

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>just got T.racer legendary in a box
>I now have every Tracer legendary
>least played character besides newer heroes

>>163714287
For the same reason she's pro-omnic (ie. pro-immigrant/anti-racism): she's the game's covergirl and making her socjus friendly is in activision's interests

>>163714317
you

>>163713934
>Round of applause
>Tickled
>Taunt
Zenyatta is CUTE

>>163714287
>girl in the military
>liberal, likes Omnics
>butch appearance

The writing was on the wall but you refused to see it.

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>>163713248
>>163714073

>>163711951
>Second line from Ana

PHARAH HAS A BROTHER
CALLING IT NOW

>>163714230
who would you want to be with?

Hey don't worry about it, Odin will come in your sleep and give you glorious dreams.

And we are here so in a sense you are not completely alone :)

Happy Hanukkah

>tell my team I'm going to be a real hardass and not be a teamplayer if they don't give it their all
>forget to even be a dick in the heat of the match, too busy desperately trying to win instead of throwing
>we get a half-decent backfill and end up pushing every single point on overtime
>enemy Mei steals my POTG with her mediocre ult
ree
at least my team showed me some appreciation

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>tfw theres a good Zenyatta
I wanted to get deleted anyway

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>>163714205
>>163714558
i drew this quick picture of ana having an eyefold over both of her eyes in response to the webm i was shown. happy holidays for both of you

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ha ha

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>they got mad

>>163714205
so this is the power of bronze... woah...

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god damn finally, only top 500 left to push now guys

>>163714709
It's 300 SR away, good luck

>10 game win streak
>Still only getting 20 sr a win
Pls Blizzard

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>>163714125
oh, and this too http://markraas.tumblr.com/tagged/overwatch

and I'm not even a tumblrfag but all the people who hate it ignoring the great content that originates there are morons

>>163714709
congratulations youre still shit

>>163714558
oh and also I just started posting here today!

>>163714287
You must be stupid if you didn't see her being gay coming.

>>163714698
literally just go Winston, plop down your shield and zap McCree to death
Symmetra might work too with a decent barrier throw.

>>163714317
I want to join Reaper and Widow on their mission to steal christmas

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I can't wait to instantly lose and lose it all, but finally over 30

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>>163710725
I don't think this is accurate...

>almost reach next tier
>5 dps loss
>leaver

Just fuck off.

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>>163714818
>/owg/ will never make good OC

>>163714787
Gonna be tough, I would have had this sooner this season but there was a surprising amount of trolls that kept ending my win streaks.

>>163714840
so is the game

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>>163715014
>we are like leeches

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>>163715018
I'm rootin' for you, anon!

>>163715014
https://derpibooru.org/1296890
My OC. :^)

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>>163715014
>that .gif

God fucking damn it.

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>>163715307
Kek

>>163715014
>tracer hears Amelie is straight

>>163714950

I think the game is worse the closer you are to rank limits due to angry people that deranked. I'm currently in 3300, but I'm tempted to buy a smurf just to get hard data on the difference in player attitudes and skill between ranks.

>its high noon
>Im ana, finally i can be credit to team
>line up flawless shot and let it loose just as i die
>sleep dart dematerializes

why

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Merry Christmas /owg/

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>play 10 hours as mercy and then drop her perfect ass
>check career profile page
>15 hours mercy

>Wake up
>see this http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482545053636.webm

What do?

>>163715014
tracer is too cute

>>163711741
>lucio
>braindead
yeah maybe at plat

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>when you win with a dive comp with 3 DPS including a Junkrat and Zarya as your only tank

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>>163715681
Merry Christmas, anon! I don't have any OW-related Christmas pictures to post! So have this instead!

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>>163715843

>>163715914
>I don't have any OW-related Christmas pictures to post!
So draw one you lazy kike.

>>163715843
>worst girl

At least it's better than nothing

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>>163715879
She's pretty great.

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Why?

>>163716151
That's what, like.. three games? It's not too bad.

>>163716024
I think I will! But I won't post it here because you were mean to me!

>>163716218

but why new player flock to genji/hanzo/widow?

>>163716151
>275 hours on genji
>30 hours tracer
>minutes as Ana, zarya

feels good

>>163716265
Because newbies think snipers and samurai are kewl.

>know a girl who only plays quickplay with her friends and plays Mercy like 90% of the time
>played with her a handful of times
>checked her profile today
>Master in the last 2 seasons, mostly playing genji who she has like 10 minutes on in QP

That's some account sharing right

>>163716223
I wanna see your art, though. : (

>>163716265
They're relatively simple and close to classes in other games. I'm sure that when they get more comfortable with the game they'll try more things! I personally started with Mercy (and still stick with her) because I played a lot of Medic in TF2!

>you are on a date with your favorite character at your favorite map

How does it go?

>you are on a date with your least favorite character at your least favorite map

How does it go?

this game is terrible

the balance just got worse every month

>>163716406
delete this

>>163711741
>only really great with Lucio, decent at best with others

Should I just kill myself

>>163716406
>lucio
>ilios
we listen to music and have fun as bros, because i'm not gay :^)
>mei
>temple of anubis
i curbstomp her and nuke that fucking abomination of a map

McAimbot gets reported

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>>163709626
Why doesn't Mei look as cute as her voice sounds?

>>163716265

Because they're fun but people yell at you if you pick them after a while.

>>163716550
i have never taken b on anubis ever since i was a level 10

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>>163716590
she looks cute

How do I play a good Rein

>>163716804
swing hammer

>>163716406
>Tracer on Christmas King's Row
Well, unless she's bi, we're kind of incompatible. We still have fun, enjoy each others' company, and maybe get into a snowball fight.

>Sombra on Hollywood
Bitch slips me a roofie, takes pictures and sells them to some big shot producer, and leaves me in a dumpster with my wallet missing.

>>163716849
>>163716804
charge into enemy rein to show him who's the boss

>>163716804
swing hammer

>>163716948
>>163716804
just as pharah needs to claim the airspace, the reinhardt claims the ground level.

>>163710725
hnnnng

>>163716406
>Junkrat
>King's Row
A-are we stealing the Crown Jewels again? I can dig it.

>Genji
>Route 66
Well, at least he seems like he'd be nice to hang out with.

>>163710949
>Sombra's the only one without a tragic past.

Isn't she an orphan too?
Who joined Los Muertos and had to do God knows what to survive?

>>163716651
>tfw Mei will never plant that big round ass on your face

>>163716804
swing hammer

>>163716849
>>163716953
>>163717038
Thanks

>>163716369
Alright, fine! But I don't have a camera, tablet, or scanner. Screencap this. I'll be back in a week.

I do like to draw, but I didn't make that Tomoko picture.

>>163716638
What is the best strategy for taking point B on Anubis?

Fucking hate Reinhardt so fucking much
If I have to play against one more enemy Reinhardt I'm just going to stop playing
>2000HP shield that completely and utterly shuts down every single damage dealer in the game and is always up somehow

>>163717108
Ahh, but I don't keep myself updated on the generals or 4chan in general : (

>>163716804
If there's a Roadhog nearby, never drop your shield unless you know he's used his hook in the past 7 seconds
If there's another Reinhardt, pay attention to when he last ulted, and never drop your shield if you think he's got his

Also swing hammer

>>163716406
Fareeha on Nepal
Shit's cold as fuck so we end up cuddling while watching something online.
D.va on Hollywood
Bitch loves hollywood more than hanging out so i just leave her to be raped by big fat murican dicks

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>>163713652
Mercy checking her own pulse.
Not even because of the smug face at the end, I just really like the face she makes at the beginning of it.

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>>163716313
But ana is amazing

>>163717195
>>163717083
>>163716804

Also, on defend, don't give into the temptation of charging as it will expose your team to the haters. I'm not saying don't charge all-together, but don't charge without thinking!

Also take down your shield when there are no enemies nearby, so that the shield health will regenerate.

also swing hammer (again)

>>163717179
get a zarya and make sure you ult their mercy alone
>>163717182
dude just tell your team to fucking shoot the big blue glowing house

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>teamate says happy Christmas over the voice chat

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Uhm..Overwatch General? This is Winstanon here.. And I uh just wanted to wish all of you agents a Merry Christmas. I was spending it with Agent Tracer but I think you guys know how that turned out.. Athena and I are throwing an agents Christmas party back at my place and uh.. You're all invited. So who's with me?

> play QP; attack Hanamura

> be Zen

> team refuses to group up

> ask politely

> our Hanzo says "lol this isn't even a real game. i have jumped off the map 5 times now to see if any of you pass me in elims and it hasn't happened"

why

>>163717330
What if my teammates never utilize my shield?

>>163717340
so?

>>163717331
THEY DON'T THEY NEVER FUCKING SHOOT IT
EVER
THEY JUST LIKE HOLD THEIR FUCKING FIRE AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO PEEK FROM BEHIND THE SHIELD WHILE HE STEADILY ADVANCES AND THEY DIE

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>"Yeah man I'm an Ana main"
>Check profile
>12 hours as Ana
>Genji is most played with 35 hours

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>>163717393
???

>>163717435
swing hammer

>>163717393
Please make Hanzo the homo so there are no more Hanzo mains Blizzard.

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>>163716804
go get them champ

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>>163717190
I'm sorry, anon. Here's a cute picture.

>>163717347
omw homeboy

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>>163717347

Greetings, Winstanon. Anonyatta here.

I would be delighted to join you for Christmas merriment. What shall I bring?

>>163717347
Goddammit, did she and that ginger do that thing in the supply closet AGAIN?

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Segway Athena hero when?

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>>163717271
She's so cute.

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>>163717553
that's v cute thanks

>>163717658
>gun has a USB port

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>>163717347
JunkratAnon here, I'm all for more Christmas celebrations! Did you have a good holiday IRL, anon?

>>163717013
Maybe. Blizz seems to be going for the "unreliable expositor" route with her, so the possibility exists that she was lying through her teeth about her origin to make herself look better. She lied to Reaper and Widow about the mission, so she's definitely not above it.

So uh, what do the votes post game do?

Why does Zarya paint her nails pink?

>>163718116
Not anything, really.

>>163718179
It matches her hair.

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>>163717598
>>163717568
>>163717874
Gee uhh, I wasn't expecting that many guests so maybe if you all brought a bit of food. All we have at the base here is my banana and peanut butter stash (I have been trying to cut down I swear). I got the decorations all set up and the tree was my old tire swing because I uhm.. couldn't find anything else close by.
>>163717657
I swear, Tracer got more action than I did back at my old moonbase.
Mine was alright Junkanon thanks for asking

>>163718116
Score you big dick internet points.

>>163715843
Grab her hips and let her ride until we climax together.

Ana was the dumbest idea for a hero ever, most useless character in any situation

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>>163718179
In spite of appearances, she does have a feminine side.

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>You will still like me even if Blizzard nerfs me, right anon?

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>>163718440

Where my erpers at

>>163718568

go eat a sandwich you dog-shaped skeleton bitch senpai

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"Merry Christmas, brother."

What hero can consistently solo 1v1 a Zarya? My teams keep feeding her constant 100 energy and I need a way to pick her.

>>163718440
She just needed to be a healer that heals from long distances, what the hell was Blizzard thinking with the rest of her kit??

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>>163718116
To get your legendary denied.

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>>163718568
fuck off street dog

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>>163718568
yes i will

>>163718689
hanzo(only if you're good)
reinhardt(make sure to use charge after she uses her shield)
pharah(duh)
soldier if keeping distance
roadhog if you hit your hook after she used her shield

>>163718283
but she will tear off your head after she comes

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>>163718854
disgusting desu

>getting shitty player icons to cuck me out of the credits I desperately need for Nutcracker Zen since god knows I won't unbox it
Ugh

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>>163718568
I liked you ever since release and will play you no matter what.

>>163718937
>19-year-old slim girl can rip someone's head off

This is Overwatch, not Underworld.

>when you realize you're so desperate you'd probably beg Symemetra to let you lick her feet or some equally depraved shit
end my life t b h f a m

>>163718179
why can't she?

>>163719323
Worth it desu.

>>163719371
Desperate for kings row in general or symemetra specifically?

>>163719323
y delet?

>>163719429
Kings row in general lad, Symmetra is my last choice just after Sombra.

>>163715414
Sauce pls?

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>>163719371
how do you respond?

>>163719556
Depends on the context, I don't trust an Indian saying "Eat."

>>163719374
She looks cute with them.

>>163719371
If it makes you feel any better, I would gladly lick the spaces in between Tracer's toes after she finished jogging, and I wouldn't even wait for her to take a shower first. I have no shame.

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>get PotG as Sombra with the "Hacked" intro
>guy who got tricked types an asshurt comment in Match chat

Is there a better feeling?

Zarya's cute, I want her to give me a warm bear hug so I can feel loved even if it's only for a second.

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Me on the right

>>163719857
me on the left :)

>>163718915
>no Reaper

he's like the hardest counter for her, even if she bubbles a shot he can still kill her at high charge.

>>163719491
Thats a bummer, just go bust a nut to some cute cosplayers or find the steam friends thread

>>163719753
Now is that due to foot fetishism or tracer fetishism?

>>163719857
Wow, I've never meet a broom that could type before!

>>163713350
when they do that strat I temporarily switch to sombra, get behind, then hack the rein's shield

>got the game a few weeks back on PS4
>no issues
>constantly getting some error code lc 202 and can't play a single game

Thanks, Blizzard!

>tfw there will never be any Lucio x Zarya where they passionately make love and he impregnates her

>>163718568
LOL nigga I can't wait to stop playing you, you are boring as fuck

>>163720108
>Russian woman being with a nigger

>>163720108
>zarya fucking an omnic lover

nah, man

>>163720008
this guys draws Mercy tits bigger on every new pic

>>163719804
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>attack Volskaya B on comp
>our rein just spawns, charges into 6 of them, dies, repeats
>starts complaining
Do these people even think

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>>163720238
is that a complain?

>>163719940
I fucking hate feet. But if they were hers, and that's all she would let me do, I would still go through with it and I'd be happy to do it.

>>163720330
But only with Sombra

>>163720094
go to the battle net forums and make a thread about it. developers are surprisingly active and will reply to stuff like this

>hear exchange between Symmetra and Lucio
I never bothered to look at her lore, is she a bad guy?
>tfw just now registering the line she says when she loads into the game

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>>163720238
Good.

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When is D.va getting nerfed?

D.va+Zarya combo is fucking disgusting. I absolute hate playing against it, takes all the fun away from the game.

>>163720108
>Lucio x Zarya
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.

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>>163720330
>>163720416
Get these fucking degenerates off my board!

>>163720459
She works for the bad guys, but she's hardcore Lawful Neutral herself

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>>163720403
this guy gets it

I would beg any of the girls to let me just touch them

>>163719804
How does anyone even get a potg with Sombra?

>>163720459
Her autism makes her believe that everything must be perfectly orderly to be effective, including people. She sees emotions and free will as a threat to peace and efficiency and would rather have humanity as cogs in a machine than as independent individuals.

>>163720459
She isn't BAD, per se. She's just a firm believer in "a place for everything and everything in its place." Unfortunately, she's unquestioningly loyal to a company that doesn't really have the world's best interest in mind due to pretty much being raised by them and not knowing anything else. She's like a good kid who has bad friends and is too scared to leave her comfort zone to try anything else.

>>163720334
>playing comp
>rein is tryharding like crazy and trying to call all the shots
>"c'mon guys we have to take highground"
>everytime we do he charges off to his death
>calls us fucking idiots and leaves

another game another idiot
>playing ana
>healing like crazy
>soldier 76 pops ult behind enemy and out of LoS
>calls me a stupid fucking bitch for not ulting him while I cant see him

solo queue is literally just as shitty as QP

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>>163720684
>''CUDDLE WITH ME, ANON.''

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>>163648545
>going for third placement match
>get into game
>team seems good in opening push
>game is closed due to leaver
>get into game again
>same team, still seems good in opening push
>game is closed due to leaver again
>get into third game
>my previous team is all the enemy team now
>with some of the people we were beating in the leaver game
>feeling concerned as we enter King's Row
>we get shredded in the first round, while on defense
>think we're going to lose
>we get put on offense
>pick Reaper
>get filled with sudden unbridled rage about what Jack did
>continually slaughtering their team brutally, break their choke points, quintuple kill ultimate
>end up in tie breaker
>slaughter their team again and we win
>get play of the game
>as it plays I unironically type "The grave cannot hold me."
>as my card is heavily voted on I sip coffee from my Reaper(TM) mug
>remove my Reaper(TM) hat and wipe sweat off brow
>turn into smoke and fly onto the toilet in the other room to pee (I pee sitting down)
>take out cell phone with Reaper(TM) case
>fire up /owg/ and make this post

I can think of no reason, simply none, why you wouldn't have a Reaper on your team on offense or defense.

*teleports out*

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>DEFEND
>pick Symmetra because I need practice
>0 - 1
>well what's the harm in continued Symmetra play
>ATTACK
>jumping
>more jumping
>panicked turret placements
>melting
>panicked teleporter placement
>more melting
>2 - 1