/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for jesus

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When?!

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how to deal with clowns

>>163695879
I'm working on them
Expect a pull request up by NYE

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>"HEL-LP-P XEN-NOBIO!!!"
>"ASAP!"
>"HELP ASAP!"
>Kahchihakahkihita says, "What's wrong"
besides that and the telebay not being set up at all and research being a joke and robotics not even picking up the crate i have to say that science was extremely shit this round holy shit what an incompetence. But atleast not so incompetent as security.

Can I be a waifu
My character is a female nonhuman please validate my existence

>>163696141
>telebay
end this meme
Just retrieve and send to someone in medbay

P I N B I N

>>163696076
Luv ya man.

This kills the server

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Well I hope I wasn't being bwoinked at the delayed round

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>>163695879
When we finnaly get the erp mechanics.

>>163696276
Dumb anime poster...

RIP

>>163696145
Are you a thick round slime?

>>163696141
I unbolted the door and told the crew that you were being eaten. Guess they just didn't care?

Sorry it took so long to get you your TTVs Nero, hope you got to use them.

>>163696428
No I am a burning purple skeleton

>>163695668
SERBER BORKEN

>>163696579
lyra pls go

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>>163696467
Rin was in command so you know how security and rescues go then. And to mutch new people that had to figure out how shit work to bother i geus. It was a round of constant crew incompetence. Also another scientist got her head cut off clean in telescience and nobody but a random cleaning bot notiched.

>>163696767
That is a different burning purple skeleton
Actually to be frank, i'm surprised there is another burning purple female skeleton, but that is besides the point

CELT FIX THE SERVER ALREADY

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>>163696145
I'd waifu an ayy

>>163697062
I know like 3 female purple skeletons. Flare, Lyra and Lace, which one are you?

>>163696769
>>163696141
Rin didn't do jackshit regarding security that wasnt shooting EDs, as always
I did hear but i don't help female players so bad luck buddy

>>163696508
I got to use a couple, ended up blowing myself up on a proximity-sensor armed one. Plus I got a really nice chat with the lawyer while waiting for them anyway. Can you tell me about the history of TTVs? I get the feeling that they were probably able to be manufactured before but now aren't.

>>163697528
please respond

>begin round as roboticist
>that one person who always makes a bee-line to robotics and asks to be borged
I mean, they do a good enough job at being a borg, but why not spawn as a borg if that's what you want to do?

>>163697441
I'm pretty sure those 3 are all TheMegaGoat. Good player.

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>>163697528
Were you the roboticist? If not then anybody wouldnt give a shit about some randomcaps locking about being killed where ever.

>>163697841
perhaps someone else has borg set to high

>>163697841
Few different reasons:
1)Two roundstart borgs were taken
2) maybe the missed roundstart and were a latejoin, so they wanted borg
3) no antag roll might as well go gay for DICKS

>slip on janitors floor
>threaten to beat him with his mop
>"n-no.. that won't be necessary sir, I apologize"

kek

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>>163697287
>ayy waifu in the mood.
>starts projecting her lewd thoughts into YOUR mind

>>163697542
I am the lawyer Nero, and the reason people cant just manufacture them is because bomb antags would then just make infinite bombs and meme everyone to death with easily spamable ttvs from the rpd or someshit.

You gotta understand, you are probly one of the few noble bomb makers who is makiing it for fun/discovery, almost everyone else is going to blow the station up, we cant have that be a standard, not even tg or hippie allows that mate.
>>163697841
Borgs are roudnstart only and sometimes people just want to be silycons when shit gets boring. Ah well.

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For the first time ever, we have OBJECTIVELY CORRECT pill colors

>>163697978
Delete this, it's wrong.

>>163697921
Or maybe they latejoined so they aren't antag targets but found out their preferred job has been taken. There are so many people latejoining at the first minute it can't be coincidence.

>>163697921
>>163697921
>>163697976
That makes sense; was just curious. I always forget about roundstart caps.

>>163698000
No

>>163697935
>not carrying a pair of gloves to demand satisfaction if your honor is damaged

>>163697978
>iron is red
It's not Fe2O3, that's toxic.

>>163697976
You'd think this server would come up with a better rate-limiting device than the miniature version of the combination of a pipe and valve that is not only the least complicated part of a bomb, but also has a more complicated version of itself that's easily manufacturable by RPDs and acts the exact same way, just stuck under a floor.

>>163698168
It's red for blood, not red for iron

>>163698274
Still feels out of place.

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>tfw injecting my monkeys with turbo space AIDS all tucked away in comfy virology

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>>163697841
That Jeffrey guy? It annoys me that he wants to be a borg when he himself took a job that had few slots. Just be an assistant if you plan to get borged, not atmos tech.
>can I be made into a mech with deadly weapons?
No, you silly ninny.

>>163698357
Bicaridine is red for brute, not red for the pinkish carbon-oxygen-sugar mixture
Antitoxin is green for toxins, not green for the pinkish nitrogen-potassium-silicon mixture

It follows the theme

>>163698530
>atmos tech
>slots ever being filled up completely
nice joke

>>163698530
Yes
I don't have a problem with him just because he's pretty competent as a mediborg, and he's on-point with keeping people safe, but it gets kinda boring when you can expect him to rush into robotics every round
I'll only ever put him into an Odysseus if he wants to be a mech, 2bh

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Fucking server is dead again so lets we need another way to release our autism so..

Post your static and see what people think of you. and how well you do your job

>>163699072
Sue Bowchief

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>>163699072
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Sex

>>163699072
>we need
*find

>>163697528
Camile Driggers

>>163699146
neck yourself

>>163699203
you too

>>163699072
2hotdogs

>>163699072
Foo Kin Gik

>>163699072
Nero Moss

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>>163699230
on it boss

>>163699072
Jeffrey Hice

>>163699072
Those are some qtp2t ayys

>>163699334
I like you, when i see you in my department i can always expect a job well done

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>>163699072
Rina Visser

>>163699238
Actual helpfull Roboticist who isnt a mute gun printing shitter. Makes Ripley's so is a good lad.

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Vince Mosser

I only play station engineer and can't stop fucking with the singularity

>>163699368
Great mediborg, just pick assistant if you wanna get instaborged at roundstart.
>>163699480
Pretty good for R&D, gets shit done.
>>163699334
Never had a problem with you, you're p.cool.

>>163699485
You always latejoin and I always notice because I have "Moss" as one of the chat highlighted words

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>>163699334
Arnt you new at the science department, i do know you as someone who is pretty willfull to learn and ask around advice.

>>163699480
>Poor escalator

>>163699072
Clucker randomname

I fully admit that I'm garbage.

>>163699072

Sawbones

>>163699368
Severe Autism/Narcissism detected

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>>163699589
I enjoy enginerding on boxstation, when mapvote votes def/meta I tend to take a break then realize I have nothing else to do but be autistic so I come back in

>>163699485
also, that was the wrong image, I don't even have that shit on my hard drive, what the hell

>>163699357
hehehehe

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Rin Fukuimoto

I just like shooting things, it's what i am good
at, but since it's kind rare to have a decently sized security i have to go nazi mode sometimes.

>>163699763
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Rin-Pin
Why is your profile private?
Not that it would change anything, screenshots were made and the discussion wont be removed from the archives

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>>163699763
>sometimes

>>163699836
Becouse i had that steam since a while, and that discussion really made me realize it was time to clean house, jesus that profile was disgusting

So, I was off spending christmas day with my family

How was snow map? Besides apparently cooking the server

>>163699956
Crashing the server
No survivors

>>163699368
You are always a waste of an antag slot.

>>163699956
Cooked the serb.

Any map can be turned into a christmas wonderland.
You just need some HE pipes and N2O

>>163699956
Unfinished and buggy, but magical

SERVER IS BACK UP BOYS

>>163699763
You're actually shit.

You think you're good because you kill shitter wizards who take no mobility spells.

Also read that you were cheating in rage cages yesterday or today.

You are shit and unwanted by anyone who isn't a waifu tard, and your own self-shilling ass of course.

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>>163699763
You are the main reason why security is shit each round. I prever Saul over your incompetent ass.
Also daily reminder that Liam IS the best telebay operator and that Fritzl is the definition of a fuckup loser faggot. You cant refute me.
t. Saul.

>>163700069
u lie

>>163700069
Neck yourself

>>163699763
I want to pin you in the ring~ :))))))))))

>>163699763
merry christmas i hope you enjoy my gift

>>163699763

I wish you would notice me...

>>163700309
fuck off morena

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>>163699662
What did he mean by this?

>>163700367
well that's just fucking rude isn't it

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>>163700332
>>163700309
>>163700241
Not only bad taste, but bad taste in shitters

>>163700012
>>163700059
>>163699990
Darn.

Did anyone encounter any wolves? Rabbits? Deer?

I liked coding those

>>163699072
Antonio Betulla

>>163700475
I encountered a yeti last night
It devoured me and I couldn't get cloned
10/10

>>163699203
You know exactly why, and exactly what you are doing.

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>>163700559
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>163699723
You're always a fun time. I like to RP with you!

>>163700461
it's okay to be friends with a shitter.

>>163700492
You're generally okay to work with. You got mad at me once ooc for a shit job when I was new and I was a little upset about it, but got over it.

>>163700492
You always, always late join when I see you.
Are you trying to avoid being an antag or antag target?
Nut up brother, admins might fuck with you if they realise you do it.

>>163700546
Working as intended.

I think we should add another Stan Rogers song to the jukebox

I think you would all agree that this is a good idea

>>163699072
random name

>>163701125
yred/10

>>163700421
It means you escalate to killing over very little.

>>163701125

You are the savior of the station, anon

SERVER UP WHEN

>>163701232
It's only because I greytide and play sec

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>>163699072
Clownpiece

>>163700492
>Don't read where the crates go
>Send 200 credits in supplies to medical
>Fight the other cargo tech for calling you out on it

>>163699072
Patrick Sombers

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>forcing us to go out and enjoy our lives

test serb is up why aren't we playing there?

>>163699072
I only static as silicon. MULTIVAC as AI.

Haven't played in a while though.

>>163701473
no rules

>>163701516
i can be your rules tonight, anon~

>>163701516
just do some ~freeform spess~

Serb dead?

>>163701516
THEY CANGED THE MODE TO SECRET, GET IN THERE

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>>163699072
Hachi

>>163701870
Yeah, people voted snowmap again and it crashed immediately.

>>163699072
Riccardo Benzoni

>>163701963
The biggest fucking shitter I've ever seen holy shit, how you're not banned from engineering is beyond me

>>163701473
Because people are fucking massive shitters with the sandbox menu.

I was actually trying to test shit last night, and there was a super singulo and shard explosion 5 minutes into each round.

Like holy fuck, you're given infinite items, and the tools to make cool shit, and people just spam explosions and round ending shit.

>Spend 30 minutes setting up an engine
>Singulo fucking eats it

Test Server needs formal rules.

>>163701963
WHEEEEEEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMOREEEEEEEEE

>>163701935
I think I know you but all vox are the same to me. Which one are you?

>>163702007
>Like holy fuck, you're given infinite items, and the tools to make cool shit, and people just spam explosions and round ending shit.

Purge day in a nutshell. You really expect people to have *any* creativity ?

is the serb seriously still down?

>>163699072
Julia Brandt :)

>>163702114
Sounds like an ERPer/10

>>163702052
I mostly do medbay jobs.

>>163699072
Nick Hawkins

>>163702114
julia a cute

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>>163699072

Assistance Unit

>>163702148
Yeah

Which one?

>>163701935
You and Bawka are the only acceptable birbs

>>163701508
I remember you, you were a good idea.

>>163701935
most other vox are annoying fags but you are cool

>>163702007
at the moment sandbox is disabled on test server.

>>163697841
I try, but sometimes other people take the borg slots before i do.

>>163701935
You are good.

>>163701324

adorable/10

>>163701508

You're pretty alright.

>>163699072
Avada Colander

>>163699072
Hyun-ae Smith

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>163699072
Isdat Afamas.
I do too many jobs to be noticed desu but id probably be best at medical

>go to the test serb
>custom event message that says the main serb is up
>go check the main serb
>still down
T-thanks

How many people on the server do you think are actually capable of setting up a Rust Engine?

>>163702463
/k/ out of /k/

>>163702485
I did not anticipate the main serb crashing twice or pomf being away twice.

>>163702456
>>163702462

Your antics don't usually get on my nerves but I suspect that mostly has to do with my wanting to fuck you.

>>163702146
add me on steam let's erp
>>163702237
no u~

>>163702463
I can always trust that if I toss you a clip you can do some damage

>>163702281
I'm probably not that memorable, I mostly do nurse and try and get people fixed up as soon as possible. I only started playing within the past couple weeks so you might not have seen me too much!

>>163702440
>>163702415
>>163702384
Hurray! I'm not hated.

>>163702542
Less than 10. I know of at least 4 of them, including myself.

>>163698530
The fuck you talking about? I have not played atmos tech in a very long time! Also, last round i died and spawned as a positronic brain, i did not go get borged!

Also, you do realize the "i want to be an exosuit armed with deadly weapons" is a joke, right? I could not even use it for anything withount being banned you know...

>>163702701
>I'm not hated
Don't be hasty now

>>163702456
People shitpost about you a lot but I like working with you. You are nice and make the shift fun! Merry Christmas!

>>163698719
I only do that if i did not get borg, if i late joined or if medbay is severely understaffed, which is almost always.

>>163699072
Yakiya

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=17551#p17551
What am I looking at here

>>163702839
I'll stop talking now.

>>163699368
Dont use my name just so you can reply calling me an autist/narcisist or saying im a waste of an antag slot.>>163699741

>>163700003
Sorry i guess? Im new to antag, still learning. We all start somewhere...

>>163702946
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=17551#p17551


Your own post.

>>163702946
Nothing.
The forum doesn't exist. Don't mention it unless it involves bans please.

>>163699072
Ricky Stick
>>163702542
About nine including myself.

>>163699072
I'm told I'm a massive shitter and attention whore, they're most likely right but...

Eve-01

Anyone else unable to join the test server?

Do you think a Vox holds the record for longest "yeah boi" ever??

>>163699072
Johnny Caldwell

>>163703237
>Ricky Stick
You're probably my favorite Science head.

>>163703329
It's dead, Jim.

>>163703237
SLIME FUCKERRRRRR

>>163699203
i think you play good and like seeing you online

>>163703237
You're a good guy ricky

>>163703524
testia?

OH cool the test is down now too

>>163703410
But the banner on the wiki says that there are 11 people playing on it

>>163702881
I like you, keep doing you bird.

>>163703612
i'm nobody

testia serbia back up

>>163703714
Don't believe its lies.

>>163703735
CAWW
Thanks.

>>163703237
What >>163703436 said and a reliable scientist/RD. I've seen you in atmos before but never really cared to watch you enough to say much about you there.

>>163699072
johnny archibald

>>163703237
The tutorial NPC of science

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>Day two
>Everything is still broken because of the Baddy Paddy

DrCelt really is keeping the Yuletide gay

>>163703926
7/10

>>163703942
>>163703237
Yeah I can attest to that, Ricky showed me around R&D the first time and he was really helpful! Thanks a bunch Ricky you're the best!

I just want to spessman in the medbay

>>163699072
Razz Vozz the mime

>>163703237
NPC, I don't get any sort of impression that you're a real person with an actual personality.

>>163704000
that's fair

1. Set Map manually
2. Restart manually

>>163704106
good mime

>>163699072
Marko Bomb

>>163704106
Do you ever do anything? Seems like a wasted slot to me.

>>163699146
suck blowchief
>>163699203
fagguette
>>163699238
ho ho
>>163700492
just deliver shit by hand dickhead it'll give you something to do
>>163701963
EYYYYYYYY FUGEDDABOUDIT
>>163702463
insufferable faggot you're my least favorite player and your name gives me an aneurysm. die soon

happy kwanzaa

>snowmap is abandoned
or
>snowmap gets "fixed"
>loses its novelty in a week and nobody plays it again

these are my nightmare scenarios

Shoo shoo baddy paddy!

>>163704275
I just like to run around and be randomly helpful, or make people suspicious that i'm a traitor depending on my mood.

At least no one cares enough to tell me I'm trash desu

>>163702202
You're fun to talk to when you're playing detective. Always a pleasure.

>>163704268
I like being paired with you in medbay. I know I got someone who can cover my back when the ride starts.

>>163704529
You're alright, anon. Keep it up.

>>163704106
best mime, have never seen him use the slot as an excuse to be a shitter

>>163699072
Tippo Felangus

>>163704572
thanks man

Celt please fix snowmap.
It's comfy.
I don't hate you.

>>163704012
Ricky needs to learn toxins from Mitchell "Dindu Nuffin" Owens and then he'll finally be able to teach everyone everything.

I don't keep my names long enough to be remembered, but yesterday and the day before I was trying to ease back into the role of AI after a good 6 months of not doing so, my name was X-MAS and i played a few rounds, if anyone remembers could you comment on how I was doing

>>163703942
Of some sciences, maybe. I wanted to learn toxins one time, and when he asked if anyone needed help, I responded that I would have liked help with toxins so I didn't mess anything up and fuck over science. He said nothing at all and went over to do xenobio as RD when nobody was doing R&D (which I also do not know how to do). Later on in the shift, I ended up messing up and releasing plasma into the air. It was quickly fixed and no real harm was done, but he made sure to scream about how stupid and useless I was instead of help me so I didn't make the error again. Science got breached and we died later, and I remember how he kept talking about how he was the only scientist who wasn't retarded.

I haven't seen him act like that much too recently, but he's rubbed me as a massive prick ever since.

>>163699072
I already know that everyone hates my static and me.
How about YOU guess who I am?

>>163703309
The old guard of medbay silicons along with Cyrridven. Good seeing you in medbay and sec.

Reminder Kaylie likes collars

>>163704972
ok

>>163705078
please be male

>>163705019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiuO_Z2_AD4

>>163705092
someone already posted julia brandt

WHY DID YOU DO IT CELT

>>163700546
didnt I clap that yeti

>>163699072
Kaylie Morgan aka. BETA

>>163705182
He was trying to make christmas good, but accidentally grinched.

>>163705263
better when you were a seaweed head

>>163704972
cool ai by default

>>163705350
I'm not actually Kaylie

>>163705459
they were still better when they were a greytiding seaweed head

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+++WARNING - USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM ON /VG/ TO AVOID FORCED ERP+++

>>163705019
I'd be surprised if I hated you, I like most of the people I encounter in this game.

>>163705524
Remind me to not use a buddy system and hang out in the library more often.

>>163705263
Boring
Unimaginative
Vapid
Unrobust
Lack of awareness
You don't seem to know any jobs aside from medical to some degree
Bad at antagging

Not an entirely unpleasant attitude

You aren't bad enough for me to want you gone.

Serb?

Why are mechs so unrobust?

>>163705624
This doesn't spell anything

>>163705757
It would be incredibly gamebreaking if they weren't.
They're still retard strong for murderbone, though.

>>163699072
Jimbo McFeels/Kent Mansley

>>163705624
Tell us about all the players you want/wanted gone if thats how you see Kaylie

>>163705757
Speed is king, most mechs are slow

Which is why phazon OP pls remove

>>163705757
>Can't slip
>Can't be stunned by normal means
>Lasers have tons of energy
>Bullets go through reinforced windows and stun
>Built in lights and atmos system
>Dozens of useful mods
>Can pick up the fucking nuke with a ripley

>Why are mechs bad

Because they are not bad.

>>163699072
Bwoink/Slippo Dippo/Roger Greytide/Jimmy McFly

>>163705263
If its your intent to be a dickish AI then you are doing a good job, completely understandable. If not, well, there is your complaint.

>>163699072
Carrie Loyce

But I haven't had time to play consistently for months so no one probably even remembers this name

>>163706038
You forgot Captain memespace

>>163706023
S L O W

>>163702462
I always think you're Hyun Ae at first and get confused

>>163706096
Mechanic? A-Okay

>>163701508
MULTIVAC was okay

>>163706225
Yeah, used to play a lot of mechanic back then

>>163699072
Viz

>>163706114
Lmao, he's retired for a bit.

>>163699072
Nick Weller

>>163706357
two-trick pony griefer who is somehow still not permabanned

>>163706357
I helped teach you engineering. I directed the construction of your first SME.

I'm glad you actually play the head role instead of just dick around as Station Engineer like most veteran engineers

>>163706357
ruined christmas along with celt

>>163702845
Thank you very much, merry Christmas to you too!

>>163706450
>I'm glad you actually play the head role instead of just dick around as Station Engineer like most veteran engineers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycn7Z2u4IZM

>>163699072
also since i forgot i've been playing AI lately, M.O.M.M.Y

>>163705757
They need to have more components to build them, increased materials cost and be far tougher.

>>163699072
I expect only the absolute worst, so fuck it, go ahead and sperg at me being shit.

Caesar Johnson.

>>163706537
>this is what ALL of engineering and all the borgs were doing while science was plasmaflodded for 30 minutes

>>163706575
I used to dislike you because you were always really really angry every time we ran into each other. But recently I had some good run ins with you but you still get angry very easily, please get some help for your angery emotions

Is serb ded?

>>163699072

Richard McShane

Still kind of new

>>163706537
>God help
>singuloose
kek

>>163699072
Ya boy Hungry Mann

who the fuck blew a crystal in the test server? might as well just put it on secret again people simply can't be nice

>>163706714
Being bitter is the best, mind you, its ingame only, Im quite calm outside of character as the actual player, but its just fun for me to be the one guy who actually gets mad at people for them being incompetent.

Outside of being mad ic, any complaints?

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>>163702456
An actual kind person i enjoy having around just for the social aspect. Keep being kind.

>>163706985
Because of the mad you take things a bit far sometimes and it causes conflicts and ruins other peoples rounds, but that's about all.

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>>163707023
Self shill reeeee
You fucking whore.
Respectable people don't moan when baton'd and ask for daddy to handcuff them.

>>163703237
Are you the plasma man RD?

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The server is up. Thank Pomf for working hard on Christmas for Spess.

IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP

>>163704702
>>163704991
I can't say I know toxins the best, but I have a deep hate for toxins in general so I never do it or want to teach people what limited things I do know about it. Toxins ends up being dude bomb the station lmao 80% of the time and I either get blamed when it happens or looking like a fag for assuming they will bomb the station so I just decide to not touch it. The less people that know, the less likely people will make bombs.
As for not doing research, ignoring someone in science, rushing xenobio, and being an asshole in a round it sounds like I was an antag that round and trying to set you up as an easy lynch target.
As for people who say I have no real personality, I know that I don't show it because no one seems to care. People just ask for something and leave when they come to science, no one has ever tried to hold a conversation for more than two minutes. Last time I had a real conversation was in chilling in cargo and mixing drinks in a mop bucket.
>>163707154
No, I'm the green hair slime fucking one.

>>163707023
That's a cute birb!

SERB UP

>want to play Engineering since they're not confined to their sector
>want to play Medical since I like it

Welp...

>>163707342
be a medical borg

This is a reminder to not vote for snow station! No more crashes!

>>163707409
That's even worse.

>celts 'coding' fucks the serb again

>>163706537
Non engie here, what caused the first singu to suddenly grow?

>>163707134
I don't moan when i get baton'd i say thing like "oooowwwwwwww" and "i'm sorry"

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>>163699072
harukasuka/Flamenco Flamingo/Yoshikage Kira/Yung Manhattan/Cold Ice/Colt Asyce

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>>163704972
You were doing good but i can only really know how you work if im a borg. Airlock alarm of whatever he is called is my favorite AI, verry caring for the borgs and kind.

>>163707134
>>163707708
Time to set sec to high

>>163707797
absolute garbage desu

>>163707708
you aren't utilizing your lewdness Avada. Where's the "Oh yeah, I like it rough" through the stun or the "pull the cuffs tighter daddy".

>>163706357
You can be a good engineer, but you do meme shit that causes you to get banned. When you take engineering seriously you're good at it.

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>test server at 12:04
>someone says the main server is back
>small_boss: let me end this round real quick
>supermatter cascade

>>163706096
I remember you. Constantly telling other players how to do their jobs and doing borderline meta shit

>>163707931
b-but am I good at my job

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>>163707134
I notich all kind people senpai, and all kind people are ironcily enought unrobust waifu's who moan caps lock causing a scene of drama like a true girl for security when they get pinned.

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>>163707947
He does say things like this though.
They're a dillusional nympho that tries to make things lewd when it's not appreciated.

Just another desperate washed up wannabe waifu.

>>163707997
But I did not do the cascade
I did a 20 dev explosion in the middle of the station

Rest in peace George Michael, you can dance in heaven now ;_;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

>>163708109
don't play coy with me mister, either step up the shittery and get banned or tone it down and become a respected player

>>163699072
SOMEONE VALIDATE ME REEEEEEE

>>163707797
i don't like trash talking people but yo should never fucking play security ever

>>163708480
Fuck off Rin.

>>163708150
This

>>163708520
>not even a waifu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>163708798
Rin as HoS is always a disappointment.

They try so hard not to "harsh" on people and overlooks crimes to try and get them on her side but she just comes across as completely toothless.
If I saw Rin was HoS I would feel safe greytidin' it up because I know they wouldn't punish me for it.

>>163705757
1 mech = weak, most robust people can take one out on foot with a toolbox
3 mechs in a corridor = fucking invincible

>>163708357
Are you saying I have the potential to be respectable

>>163709271
Or at the very least, infamous.

>>163709271
The only people who are truly irredeemable are those ERP f-list wacko's and people who are unrepentant about there shittery. Drop the stunglubs and cut down on the petulance / powergay and you go up 10 points in my book

>>163704556
:D

>>163696767
lyra can stay if she wants to.

>>163697441
>>163697906
Lacey is my waifu, but he never plays her anymore, so I'm slowly warming up to lyra

>>163710714
Are female plasma people the future?

>>163710860
their vagina would be warm

>>163710951
i'm not sure there would be much of it left, just dying flesh and a hole in their pelvis

>>163711015
way it goes

>>163710860
>>163710951
it takes man to be willing to get burned when you hold her hand

>>163711173
just make her keep the suit on, dummy.

Is Rin banned yet?

>>163712002
Blatant metagamer

I know love is pure and by definition untwisted but this plasmaposting is makling me unconfortable

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>>163699072

>>163699072
Adrian Wolff.
I better not hear one good word since I consistently fuck everything I touch up

>>163699072
Rate my pai

Loose Cannon

>>163712151
Would you not risk your life for the one you love? Even if their flesh is falling apart and they spontaneously combust whenever they take off their suit, I'd do anything to get up close and personal...

>>163712136
Yeah but are they banned yet?

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>medbay tries to save christmas.jpeg

>>163699072
Fuck it, why not. I have a few.

Stella Addams
Primarily mechanic/engineer. No roleplaying quirks. Avoids Cryo like the plague though.

Sif Feidlimid
Pretty much always Bartender. Constantly makes drinks using Irish Cream. Mainly B-52s. Someone pointed out to me she looks like a dark elf (brown skin, white hair) so that kinda amuses me.

Chirp Tallfrill
Ex-Vox Trader. Works in the mines of Cargonia. Can't do his fucking job BECAUSE THE TECHS NEVER LISTEN AND THE MINERS FUCK WITH HIS REQUESTS REEEEEEEEEE.

Leo Ornstein
Blatant Dark Souls reference. Does random jobs. Only once has anyone mentioned anything regarding the games. They called Gwynevere a slut. They're right.

>>163712541
>Expecting any kind of positive response from a miner

Miners hate everyone on the station.

>>163712490
Nah, there's a meta club(HUE PUNS) that exists on the server, if you're in it, you won't be banned

>>163712213
bretty damn good clown but tries to go too deep and suffers from disappointment when not met with approval. better to just stick with clowning as the reward instead of others enjoyment.

>>163712689
if you have a legitimate reason they should be banned, post it here or on the forums

SNOW STATION FUCKING WHERE?

>post static
>no-one replies
Suprisingly good feel desu

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>>163699072
Megurine Luka!
Caleigh Stall!
Trinity Prewitt!
Naomi Williams!

>>163713046
Nowhere ever.
The dream is dead.
Abandon all hope.

>>163712831
You play enough and you start noticing things that others don't. Things that wouldn't make sense without metagaming intel.

>>163713046
It's a broken laggy mess

>>163713171
Take it to the forums with evidence senpai.

>>163704392
What makes me insufferable?
;_;

>>163712831
>Metagaming AND powergaming a autistic mix
>Permas without warning and doesn't let the person brigged explain shit, usually leaves them there to die
>Consistently beats the shit out of the clown, wouldn't be so bad if it was just a punch and move on but taking them back to Sec to break limbs is pushing it, no one likes the clown but antagonizing them without reason is just shitter behavior
>Has zero concept of escalation, unless you do what she wants when she wants you're dead.
>Will usually just flat out steal the role if another HoS is present.
>Mutinied against the captain because the captain was being retarded, don't stop a stupid captain, a dump cap = amused crew

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>>163712213
You're pretty good, honestly.

>>163713171
I feel like you're mixing up powergaming with metagaming.

>>163713374
Fuck off Rin

>>163713574
>Mutinied against the captain because the captain was being retarded, don't stop a stupid captain, a dump cap = amused crew
I was the sec officer who was part of the mutiny and the main problem with the captain was that he was just keeping everyone confined to the brig lobby for several dozen minutes while attempting to perform his blood boiling tests
it's basically as if he permabrigged everyone for no reason and when I ahelped about mutinying the admins didn't disagree with doing it

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13065#issuecomment-269143475

FUCKING

S A V A G E

>>163713746
I'd have less of an issue with it if it wasn't so much fun watching the captain blunder along like a retarded puppy, the frustration from the other Heads of Staff was palpable.

>>163713431
My interactions with you over the past however many weeks you've been playing that character have been overwhelmingly negative and that paired with the name makes me really grind my teeth behind the monitor. I play like one or two rounds a day and barely recognize half the names people keep posting so that probably says something about you. I don't know dude. Didn't mean to come off that harsh. Try being more cordial with other people.

>>163713574
>Will usually just flat out steal the role if another HoS is present.

I was actually present for this once.. had two HoS ?? Of course the head was antag but nope, second HoS saves the day and ruins the round for everyone

cancer

>>163713786
Fuck off Celt, weren't you meant to deadmin already?

>>163713985
Fair enough. I guess I get pretty annoyed with people at medbay especially, and come off as a bit of a cunt. Thanks for the feedback!

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>PJB when you make comments like "do it properly" can you please say what you're talking about
>Can you please answer the question so everyone else knows what you're talking about
>PJB I'm fucking begging you for you to use human words and engage in verbal communication

>>163714191
lol

so.. does this codebase just rely on some autistic dutchman?

>>163714191
>why am i banned from the coder discord?
>why wont anyone talk to me?
>why does no one like me? ;_;
>why am I too smart for friends?
>why doesn't the ERP server want my code either? </3

>>163714334
LOL