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SANDY CLAWS edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
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>no stalker bf
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its a christmas miracle
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what is everyone doing this christmas?
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Ilexa is the best dotard, ERPer and Steamfriend!

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
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Merry Christmas, /d2g/!
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>Planned to spend Christmas tomorrow with my family
>My family consists only of myself, my sister and my mother
>We made plans to get together and go out to the movies tomorrow
>Instead of that happening though, my sister's instead spending the night in the hospital because she's an alcoholic drug-addicted party-animal retard
>Has my mother extremely stressed out so she's spending the night at her friend's Christmas party, probably won't see her until tomorrow
>tfw I'm just home alone spending the night on /d2g/ and watching Arteezy stream
m-merry christmas dotards
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>>163653805
this marks the first time i've ever felt bad for an animeNEET

sorry dude
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>>163653192
if you're playing against a refresher silencer with ember spirit you just get two items, euls + manta for example
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>>163653805
merry christmas anon.
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>>163653805
Go out and drink
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>>163653805
You should visit your sister in the hospital, anon.
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>>163653907

It wasn't me, it was some 7.3k MMR game I just saw.

Like I said before, even if the Ember can survived that fight the clash already ended because Double Global Silence literally fuck up his teammates and in the next fight he must fight them with no BKB charge.
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>>163654119
just because they had 7.3k mmr didn't mean they were itemizing correctly

if embers allies die and he's left to defend 1v5 hes going to lose no matter what build he went, but thats not embers fault
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Merry Christmas /d2g/
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What is this caster ember meme build I just heard about?
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Dota 2, Redditor's Choice
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Merry Christmas guys
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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>7.00 is bad
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>>163654529
based
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>>163654237
The shit literally got balance fight the whole game, but shit when downhill once silencer got refresher.

Ember build was Travel, Veil, octa, BKB, Ethereal and dagon.

Ember team also got Rubick with eul who manage stole the global couple tims, but the RO already fuck them up hard when its online, what do you want from low farmed rubick? farmmanta and BKB too?
The supports from two team was so underfarmed, even silencer only got Treads whole 40 minutes and then Suprise RO at minutes 40.

It was ended in 48 minutes.


The only fault here is he relied on his AoE and magic damage so much it makes his right click and SoF is literally useless against Silencer with only 1k HP.
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which dota 2 hero would best represent the alt right
which dota 2 hero would best represent the ctrl left
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>>163654683
i'm glad my ctrl- thing is catching on
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leave Monkey King to me
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>>163654529
Is maxing sleight over flameguard actually legit, /d2g/?
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>>163654825
played 3 game with him yesterday
He look really good right now with this meme fight meta
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>>163654846
you'll have no farm and won't be able to do shit until you hit level 9
it got gutted by nerfs since 2012
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Should I even bother learning chen or earth spirit?

I want to be good at this game but I feel like my skill has plateaud a shit ton.

For example, I love playing lich and shadow shaman but those heroes you can only do so much with. Its not hard to click a chain frost when they clump. or click a hex on a guy.

However, I feel like you would have many more options with like chen or earth spirit.

Is it worth learning them though? I am most interested in chen but creep master build seems ineffective.
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>>163654640
>eblade
>dagon
see thats the problem

he wasted like 12000 gold on items that don't do shit for him and left himself vulnerable to silencers double ults instead of buying more survivability items or damage items

thats the difference between metaforging optimal unorthodox builds (veil->octarine) and pure memeshitting (eblade->dagon)
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Merry Christmas! and y'all niggers best remember to stay hydrated!
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>We chase sk to the tier 4
>I kill him AFTER qop died
>Faggot reveals my position as bh
>Im having one of those really good matches where you are not making mistakes
>Dude you stole my kill thats why i revealed your position, even after constantly right clicking MK
>Muted and reported
>After a while, i unmute him
>I was just fucking around, since i got mad, trying to sniper dire courier to do my challange
>He was not using a mic: "bh is just a prank bro, dont get mad"
>I mute him again
>We even have a chilean girl that dont talk to much in mic and pudge is pretty cool
>qop is just some random english speaker trash

Even with region lock, this kind of trash will get on your games.
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>>163654905
yeah he's pretty good right now and a good counter to Wukong
>see him in the trees
>use tomb to destroy trees
>4 sec selfstun
>bloodlust zombies everywhere preventing jumping to trees
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>>163654256
>>163654412
Merry Christmas guys
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>>163655036
thanks morphling
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>>163655095
im sorry, yeah it was sk, not mk. Im a retard
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>Artour finally streaming with his cam on

I've missed seeing his beautiful face
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>>163655095
after trying to *snipe hahaha im sorry. Need to read that stuff before posting
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>>163655096
wukong is countered by picking heroes he can't kill in the first 10 minutes
undying is food for MK and can't do jack shit against his passive. MK kills heroes who can't escape him walking them down with 4 right clicks. His lifesteal will heal back anything he takes from DoT or slow buildup heroes like undying

if you want to counter MK, pick antimage and dual lane with a support with an escape he can't bumrush. AM can just blink away at 3 charges, drain all mks mana, if mk tries leaping around trees you can blink and instantly chop with QB. Just don't try a support like warlock he can walk to death, get someone like queen of pain or lion or mirana or whatever
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>>163655015

Holy fuck you literally ignores my whole post, I said there was a balance fight a whole game.
Ember literally own that game, that's why he got six slotted first.
Silencer barely a problem to them until the last 8 minutes, the RO was hidden in the courier.

The ember team even already got their first mid rax in minutes 35.
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>win 5 games in a row mid
>6th game get put with a shadow shaman who feeds 12 deaths 10 minutes in
>people actually say forced 50 isnt real
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>>163655095
How do I subscribe?
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guys hear me out. atos clinkz
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>>163655496
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>>163655496
>over half the cost of a skaadi
>for something that could be achieved by just buying an orb of venom
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Merry Christmas /d2g/, remember to spend time with your family
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guys guys HotD clinkz
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>>163655535
root is op and u don't rly need dragon lance or blink if u get it
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>>163655535
>two (2) seconds root
>gives true sight for the duration
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>>163655408
but thats literally the point

ember did fine when he was building good items like travels veil octarine. Then he threw his advantage by building meme dagon eblade instead of getting items to cover his vulnerability to silencer, so silencer whips out RFO and kills ember game over. Ember could have literally won that game by SELLING his dagon/eblade for half price after buying them and getting an euls in that slot, what does that say?

You can lose games 40 minutes in because you bought retarded shit while winning early game
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>>163655620
this actually works though
>eat a centaur
>dominate wolf
>combine with clinkz's broken as shit orb
>literally a billion damage
>kill towers in 2 seconds
only problem is that on clinkz its basically a shittier vladimers.
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>>163654683
>which dota 2 hero would best represent the alt right
sniper
>which dota 2 hero would best represent the ctrl left
chen/enchantress
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>>163655557
this
atos is a SHIT item that needs buffs desperately.
if you need lockdown and you're a support? buy a euls. it's more useful and has an easier build up.

atos doesn't even cancel tps or channeled spells damn
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>>163655602
>celebrating christmas at 12 at night
gook pls go
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Guys guys hear me out

>Rod of Ruin
>Rod of Atos (3100) + Desolator (3500)
>Roots target for 3 seconds and removes 100% of base armor, in addition to desolator orb passive (heroes without +armor items will have -7 armor)
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>>163654683
>which dota 2 hero would best represent the alt right
Dark Seer or Skycuck Mage

>which dota 2 hero would best represent the ctrl left
Enchantress
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>>163655737
>>combine with clinkz's broken as shit orb

all searing arrows does is give +60 damage per attack that doesn't even get amplified by stuff like wolf aura
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>>163655671
It's a great item now, sure, but that doesn't mean it's universal. If you want to meme around with it while killing people, play some Nortrom or OD.
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>>163655894
sounds hilariously broken
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>>163655894
Literally "make me good Elder Titan: the item"
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>>163655705
>by SELLING his dagon/eblade for half price after buying them and getting an euls in that slot, what does that say?

yeah, that actually can happen but you know what actually happen?

>First RO
>Teams dead
>Dead
>BKB on cooldown
>cant defend uphill because team is dead and Veil and Octa is not a viable push and defensive built.
>3 sets of rax down.

Yeah, those euls and manta sure can help ember to push.
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>>163654683
>which dota 2 hero would best represent the alt right
Troll Warlord. Duh.
>which dota 2 hero would best represent the ctrl left
The fuck even is that? Marxist-Leninists? Berniefags?
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>>163655940
>+60 damage for free sub 10 minutes
its not that broken lategame, but it puts you as the highest dps dealer in the game for the first 20 minutes, which is pretty strong and pretty much guarantees the enemies wont have towers for very long.
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>>163656010
for the price of eblade + dagon 5 ember could have 2 battlefuries and manta
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teleporting to shrines is stupid
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>>163655894
7.05

medallion/solar crest is now stackable
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>building ember farm vacuum as embermage

Literally fulfilling the prophecy to unseat this piece of shit hero as king of the farm vacuums
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>>163656186
Does anyone even buy this thing? Sometimes I feel like the only person
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>>163656134

That's what I said in previous thread, a Caster Ember got dumpstered by Silencer.

If only he goes traditional ember with his BKB he still can fight them with right clicks.
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>no crashed Russian plane full of military people plane hero

Dotards???
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>>163656117
>its not that broken lategame, but it puts you as the highest dps dealer in the game for the first 20 minutes,
no it doesn't

all clinkz's skills combined is just +115 damage +130 attack speed, which is nice but theres plenty of heroes with higher damage outputs, clinkz doesn't even have magic nukes to complement it. An invoker using just alacrity, meatball and forged spirits is going to shit out more damage per second

you want to look at a highest dps dealer in the game look at heroes like huskar with his +160 damage +340% aspd and 35% hp nukes or ursa or meepo or whatever

lone druid right clicking during battle cry has more dps than clinkz
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Why does Dota's main menu still show off 7.00 when we're on 7.01 already?
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>>163656313
but its not a traditional build, its early game caster ember who transitions into survival/damage items, instead of getting something retarded like drums deso bfury, he gets veil octarine
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>>163656154
>shrines are stupid
ftfy
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>that feel when killing shrines requires more items and coordination than killing fucking rosh
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>>163656452
appreciated
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>>163656342
>tfw king nigger is trying to start ww3
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>>163656154
>>163656452
>>163656493
>tfw shitter and feel bad when using shrines

i don't want to stay shit because of a crutch but i need to compete
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>>163656410
relax TI5 just ended
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>>163656493
Rosh is way too fucking easy to kill now
They made early game stronger, but made early game Rosh weaker, and never improve creeps beyond rebalancing their gold or something. They need to buff EVERYTHING, to make them competitive with heroes instead of being just being able to be blown on and then die.
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>>163653805
Sounds like the dream. I wish I had my house to myself every night like that.
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Aegis is not that useful desu, i always see people that get it dying or staying alone around all the team when is activated. It needs a rework.
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merry christmas d2g
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>Doom
>can literally eat creeps
>not considered a jungler
?
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>>163656740
i give this bait a high 2/10
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Why is it harder to climb MMR as a support?
I'm 5k by the way.
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>>163656761
>qop
>can literally kill quad stacks with ult
>not considered a jungler
?
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>>163656410
Did you forget about the 7.01 notification? Why would they show off a minor patch on the front page after a week of the biggest patch ever?
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merry xmas guys, i know life is not perfect but it gets better. For me after some dark days, im finally seeing the light; in the future it will turn dark again, but who cares, light will rise again. Pic somewhat related
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I'm really liking the new monkey king map.
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>>163656789
not *always im sorry, sometimes i see people just dying alone but since i dont have stats i might be wrong
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Whenever you're feeling down remember to just take a look at this general
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>>163656420

I don't get it, are you saying the Ember is retarded for not going full damage item who might still can win against Silencer team, or you actually agreed with the ember who goes with meme build Veil>octa and got dumped because of this build?

Because this whole conversation was about Octa>Veil magic damage Ember. since the last thread where the guy I reply too said that 15% at level 10 is broken on him.
>>163652508
>+15% spell damage at level 10 is broken,
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>>163656754
merry christmas to you too, buddy
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MAN I SURE FUCKING LOVE SHRINES

NO NEED TO WIN MID ANYMORE
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>>163657193
Congratulations on your contribution to this thread.
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>>163657221
Congratulations on your contribution to this thread.
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>>163657221
More like both candidates are equally flawed and that we're doomed no matter who we vote for.
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>>163657208
>>163657318
all me
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Quick questions guys

If I choose the - respawn time talent is it just for one death only or is it an effect that negates respawn timer every time I die after choosing it?


Similar question with legions duel damage is it a one time bonus or is it a bonus for every duel after choosing the talent?
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Congratulations on your contribution to this thread.
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>>163657358
It's permanent.
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>>163657358
>what are lobby games
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@163657414
thanks
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>>163654286
last i checked some anon said
>ignore flame shield max sleight of fist or whatever and chains
>skip battle fury get linkins into octarine core
crap like that
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@163657512
(You)'re welcome.
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>>163653805
Well, isn't that stress inducing.
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Congratulations on your contribution to this thread
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>>163657358
Quick question

Are you retarded?
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I think I'm in love with Arteezy...
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>There's 500k people right now opting to play Dota instead of spending time with their families during this most festive time of the year
How depressing.
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>>163657193
>win lane
>enemy mid walks to jungle
>suicides
>tp's back with full hp and items

dont fool yourself
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>>163657669
>everyone worships kike on a stick
kek
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How do I check to see if Im playing with/against a stack?
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how do i get a dota gf for christmas?
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>>163657798
check their dotabuffs
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>>163657669
>There's 500k people who don't think some over commercialized corporate dog-shit means they need to behave like an ascetic monk for 1 or 2 days in the year 2016
oh my god how fucking depressing
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>>163657798
Practice, i know it sounds dumb, but you get better with practice. See w33 and how many years he spend learning the game and he got second at ti. Practice
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MERRRY XMAS DOTURDS


EHEHEHEHE

DOTUUUUUHRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TUTUTTUTUTUTTUTUUTTUTUTUTUUTUTURDS

NYEK HEK HEK HEK HEK

DOTURDS OF THE GALAXY :3

>;3
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>>163657798

Stacked players are always together in the team lineup represented on the top bar

You can gauge ingame if there are retards who are next to each other on top, refuse to blame each other while being consistently shitty themselves you can bet they're stacked together, this applies to any number conceivable from 2 to 4
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I just came from midnight mass. How y'all doing?
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>>163657098
veil and octarine are fine
dagon and eblade are not

you can build good items early game and start winning because you went a good caster ember build early/midgame and then lose lategame because you kept memeing it up with caster items that don't do anything for your hero instead of transitioning to endgame ember.

veil of discord is just a better drums in the ember buildup, giving you the midgame fighting and farming you need. Octarine is a great item in an SoF spam endgame 6 slots. Travels too. The only thing 'caster ember' invests is half the gold cost of a veil of discord early game, otherwise you're building towards the same endgame items of battle furies, daedalus, bkb, manta, linkens, whatever

the builds aren't mutually exclusive, you could build items like:
>travels
>veil
>octarine
>bkb
>bfury
>bfury
>daedalus (replacing veil)
and still be in position to replace an item with euls or manta if you see silencer going RFO
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what's a hero i can play that'll let people know "i dont have a micro-penis" ?
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>>163658035
merry x-mas ohayouposter
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Merry Christmas, dotards of d2g!

-Reddit :)
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>>163658343
eat shit and die
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rtz is very cute and he is my bf!!!!!!
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>>163658679
UHMM BACK OFF?
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>get my ass rotted by pudge after getting rekt by qop and wr
>game stutters and BSOD
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>>163656831
if a support fucks up it's bad
if a carry fucks up it's gamelosing
if you play support it leaves carry open to retards who can fuck it up
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>mom silences for 8 seconds now
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
THIS ITEM IS LITERALLY UNUSABLE NOW
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>>163658227
definitely riki
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Merry Christmas from /lolg/!
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>>163659132
wraith king
lich
sven
medusa
lycan

?????
all heroes who don't need to cast for 8 seconds at a time
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>>163659325
Thanks friend.
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>>163656831
>5k

don't buy all your wards, stick with the carry a lot, stack camps

Don't get caught
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>>163658679
>>163658960
both of you back off- NOW
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>>163654683
Alt Right:Troll.
Ctrl Left: Enchantress

>>163656042
it's a name made to make fun of the left calling the right "the alt right" it also works because left controls the media
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Should I queue up, dotards?
I'm scared of getting bad games since it's Christmas and only loser rejects are playing right now.
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>>163659132
>MoM is unusable now
-/d2g/
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>>163654683
how can there be a dota 2 hero that represents the alt right if the alt right doesnt exist???
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>>163659653
but trump is president??
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>>163657629
sorry I haven't tried either of those talents and wasn't sure
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WHY DID ICEFROG MAKE BATTLEFURY NOT WORK ON MONKEY KING
EMBER GETS TO USE IT
RIKI GETS TO USE IT
BUT NOT MK???

REEEEEEEEEEE
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Just finished my second game of playing Huskar in the 700 hours of Dota 2 I have.

I think I'm in love with huskey wuskey now he is really a fun hero to play.

Pic related me
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>>163660174
>unranked
well at least you're having fun and that's all that matters.
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>>163660173
What did he what did he?
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>>163660174
Huskar is good for shitstomping at low mmr's where none of them bought force staff/ ghost scepter. Did CM and Jakiro just follow you around the whole game soft disabling while they fed you kills?
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>>163658227
noone cares
noone actually spends time thinking about yxou
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>>163660174
These are literal new players.
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>>163660407
cleave is the ONLY attack modifier in the game that doesn't work with boundless strike on a per-unit basis, in fact it doesn't even work at all
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Get rid of the jungle shrines. They should only be there for the offlane, who is expected to get dumpstered in lane. If the mid gets dumpstered then they should have to walk all the way to the offlane shrine, which still takes a while to walk to and back.
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>>163660369
>well at least you're having fun and that's all that matters.
It literally is. If you think your little ePenis number matters you are fucked in the head.
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>>163660173
i pisseded myself imaginng how retarded a full stack boundless strike with cleave would be on a stacked enemy team, even with the nerfed cleave radius
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>>163660790
>zai will never fart on you
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Who here got their FREE Christmas bonus mmr?
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This >>163658003 was for him >>163658003 you can use practice to get a gf to, people do things better with practice.
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>>163660173
Bfury doesnt work on Riki anymore
Remember? People were going around instagibbing entire teams because it just fucking destroyed when there was a creep wave nearby
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>>163660790
3/10
Points deducted because:
Cut dick.
Pointed head, looks like a dog dick.
Going for femboy look, but didn't shave completely.
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>tfw want to play games
>but also don't want to miss rtz cam stream

what do dotards?
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>>163660896

forgot pic.
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>>163660603
mean by this mean by this
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>>163660790
that's really him?
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>>163660965
buy a second monitor like a normal person or alt tab
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>>163660929
it still works on heroes though
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>>163660965
consider suicide honestly
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>>163657193
>>163657681
>not winning mid by the skin of your teeth
>faggot tp's back with full health and items
>meet him with full health because you have a fucking shrine
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>>163660790
>female face
>weird dog penis
who?
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>>163660369
This bitch surely fucked in the head
nothing wrong with unranked bitch
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>>163661094
Oh right, now the ult just doesnt hit creeps anymore
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rat status?
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>>163660953
>>163661178
>knowing what dog benis looks like
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>>163660907
>you can use practice to get a gf too
No, you can't.
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>>163660790
Sad. That's like an asian shrimp dick
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>>163661205
or illusions

meanwhile PL aghanims can spawn like 30 illusions on a creep wave, then you can select them all and phantom rush a single hero

too bad PL aghanims illusions give the full gold/xp bounty instead of the juxtapose 5/5
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>>163659132
Make it so manta purges it again, except it might be too OP for jugg
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What is this canyon in dark seer's winrate?
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is TA shit this patch?
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>>163661264
>Not knowing what a dog benis looks like
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For some reason this set is old, but also has some of the highest texture quality I have seen in the game so far. Its odd, especially since its for Clinkz
Shout out to Haunted Lord, that is also a very high quality set
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>>163661854
If you have to even ask that question you're not good enough to competently carry your mmr with her
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>>163661839
That's pretty weird. What about his pick rate during that time? Maybe only baddies were picking him or something...
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>>163662019
I haven't played her for a year
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>>163661953
do you even lost hills
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>>163661839
prob some bug with his illusions causing shit to crash or who knows what that was when 7.00 was released
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>>163662119
She's strong and lots of people 5k+ are spamming her. She is coincidentally a really good MK counter too, so it could always be due to that but I see her a lot in my games now
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>>163661953
>Shout out to Haunted Lord, that is also a very high quality set

Which one is that?

And also, that Fallen Cloak set for bonefletcher is way better than that overdesigned shit you posted.
That set isn't even old, it's one year old at best, and by that point, Valvo had already stopped giving a shit about the game's Hero lore and legacy.
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>my Christmas present in dota is playing a 90 minute game as Lycan against a slark, tinker and spirit breaker
>have to micro and rat like crazy for mega creeps

I can say a level 25 Lycan is scary as fuck one mistake and your looking at mega creeps in 20 seconds
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>>163662195
The best armor for the second version of the one true king
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WANT TO CLIMB MMR DOTARDS?

>look at the top winrates for heroes in 5k+
>get good at them
>look at the top players of those heroes and what they build on them commonly
>win
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>>163662298
Does this guy live in aus or did he move to the states?
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>>163662298
>those giant notifications
>just for when people follow

how can anyone watch that
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>>163662278
That set also fucking sucks. You can see the croissant beard at the bottom of the helm.

Get a clue, idiot. No sets from the last two years are good.

Also the one and best Leoric set was the one by Bisho.
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>>163662278
you have no taste whatsoever

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Remains_of_the_Dreadknight_Set
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>>163662298
This is triggering me
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>>163653321
What's the Act 1 boss of D3 got to do with dota?
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>>163662298
It really is baffling how slacks is 5k
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>become surrounded by retards with such frequency that you start playing like shit yourself, leaving you in a moral void where you no longer have the authority to consider them beneath you

how do i get back on track?
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>>163662489
Solo queue your way back to un-retardation.
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>>163662514
I'm already solo-queueing
I'm surrounded by idiots by grace of pure chance
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>>163662408
Skeleton King is gone
You have to let go
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>>163662437
What do you seriously expect out of an omni spammer?

He's a crutch hero for shitters at the game
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>>163662554
stop caring
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>buy game on sale
>wait for it to install
>it finishes installing
>launch dota
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seems legit
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>>163662990
Will that link delete my system32 and send porn to my mom?
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>everyone bullied artour about his hairline, now he is wearing a beanie to hide it
Why can't we just accept eachother for how we are
>>
>play dota for ~2350 hrs
>2.7k, calibrated 4 months ago at 2250
>the grind to climb feels like a never ending mountain
>play games braindead and make the same mistakes over and over, go for plays i know wont work and pick heroes im bad with
>lose 25 win 25 lose 25 win 25
>dont have the urge to immediately find a new match after game
is it over? is my love for dota coming to an end?
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>>163663187
If you're not even going to try to stop playing like that then yeah, it might be.
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Hey...
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>>163663398
2gd already tapped that
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>>163663138
>he wouldn't bully someone who used to look like this and now became bald
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>>163663484
Most men become bald
Im the same age and im more bald.
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>>163659483
So, liberals? Doom, because he's useless but still somehow dangerous.
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how is this ult even real lol nigga just walk away lmao just walk away
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>>163662754
>buy game
>install
>start
>loads
>adjust settings
>watch cinematic
>match ready pops up
>i'd queued for ranked sometime inbetween all this
>gain 50 mmr over 5 matches
>close dota
>other game still open
>close game
Merry Christmas
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>>163662437
slacks is good at annoying randoms until they do what he says to make him shut up. Loyal followers win games.
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>>163662578
I can keep a solid 60% Visage winrate, even in 6.88, but Omni somehow eludes me. His entire toolkit feels limited if your goal is to keep retards from dying.
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>>163663736
it turns into bullshit when MK gets echo sabre

also the if you're unlucky enough to be in the center of it when it comes up you're dead
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>>163663957
playing him wrong
>>
I wish I was happy
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>>163663736
>just walk away
>get hit by aoe echosaber
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>>163664069
>teammate picks 2k King
>pick clock
>let him wander up to people and attack
>hook in and pop cogs
>he pops ult
>guaranteed ultra kill
>>
>time stop hero
>time rewind hero
>no time skip hero

dotards? how can this game be a jojo reference with no king crimson hero?
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>>163664282
shut up kid lmao
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>>163664282
because jojo is entry level trash and tired of seeing references of it shoehorned everywhere
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>>163664282
Jojo is this generation's Naruto
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>>163664381
Jojo was 2 generations ago's Naruto, that shit has been referenced for 20 years
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>>163664478
and Naruto was 3 generations ago, jojo was 4.

butl naruto got popular with western generation last generation and jojo is popular with this generation
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>>163655737
yottabaka dotard
you use hotd to dominate the shittiest creep in the camp to roid him to 1.4k hp then you can eat him or save for later
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>>163663484
>ywn wake up in the morning to see that on the pillow next to you
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>Artour has been streaming for 8 hours straight on Christmas eve, all the way through Christmas Day
What a guy
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>>163656376
>lone druid right clicking during battle cry has more dps than clinkz
of course lone druid deals a shitload of damage, he is the carry, not his bear
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>>163664543
nigga you dont know how fucking popular jojo was already

just because western people started picking it up doesn't mean it suddenly became famous
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>tfw no gf single dota life
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>>163664712
>You live in shitpostralia
>despite having no family to love you, you've had artour
This is why i will root for him regardless of team.
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>Mother just called me to let me know she's on her way home
>Right before we ended the call, I told her to drive home safe
>She responded with "You too" before hanging up
>tfw
merry christmas dotards
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artour is the hero dotards need
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Was this the game at it's peak?
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>>163664884
I will never be happy and will die alone.
Merry Christmas.
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>>163664984

Quack Quack Quack
>>
Pre-Wraith King were the golden years of dota.
Bending the knee to Blizzard ruined Dota
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It's christmas so its time to relieve the time when dota esports peaked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrP4oey2_ys
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>>163664984
TI5 was peak fuck off grandpa
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>>163665078
Sorry, meant TI3.
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>>163664984
This game has been constantly been improving, this most recent patch is the first case of it possible not.
In which case, it moreso seems like a steps side ways than anything, opening up more room for improvement.
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UGH TAKING HIGHGROUND IS SO OBNOXIOUS WITH THE FUCKING SHRINES IN THE BASE
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>>163665062
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>>163665172
late dota2 > early dota2 > late source > dota beta > early source >>>>>>>> dota3
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>tfw you have to play dota so you dont feel lonely
>>
>russia just lost their best band

;~;
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>>163665295
haha im jerking it while shitposting get on my levellllll
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>>163664984
the peak of dota was when it was wc3
not wc3 dota
just when it didnt exist
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>>163665276
In that list, i think dota 3 is right in the middle.
Though i genuinely believe in its ability to grow into the beautiful butterfly like that we knew in 6.89
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>only people from my friends list who hate 7.00 are the ones who play dota once a month or less
>more active players all say the update is pretty good
Really makes you think.
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>>163665405
right now it's pretty bad, maybe in a year it will be better

honestly being triggered by valve removing options because they're so fucking lazy
>>
every time I start dota it gives me that first time running the game message
I know there was a way to get rid of this but I forgot how can anyone help me out?
>>
Is anybody else experiencing a bug where you sometimes cant perform any actions for a few seconds? This shit happened to me twice during first blood attempts and it's pissing me off.
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>>163666136
i think i heard some people getting actions not registered
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>>163665325
huh?
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>>163666163
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/25/russian-military-plane-missing-in-black-sea-with-up-to-100-on-board-report-says

>the entire Red Army Choir minus their lead singer died in a plane crash
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>>163666136

I'm experiencing a bug where in tense situations I completely fumble my abilities. Please fix.
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>>163666220
>Another fucking plane crash
jesus fucking christ
safest way to travel my ass
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>>163666235
I hope you're not implying anything, because I'm being serious. I do something simple like throw arcane bolt then suddenly I can't move out from river so I lose the trade badly.
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>>163666317

Is the game itself freezing or is it just the inputs that are? The latter suggests a problem with how your keyboard or mouse is talking to the game.
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>>163666317
i've had it a few times
seemed to happen when I would try to cast a spell outside of it's cast range
pathfinding just fucks up and you do nothing except wobble a bit
infuriating on defensive supports with different cast range abilities
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>>163666428
Latter. But that's something I never experienced it while playing other games, and the mouse is still fairly new.
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Only 9 inches?
>>
dead
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>>163666941
what day is it
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>>163666506
Isnt that like, one in a thousand? Man legion must have a very unsatisfying sex life if those are her standards
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>>163665406
>decades-long crack addicts say the rocks cut with baking soda is still pretty good
>high class cocaine purveyors who take it rarely at social gatherings rate it as utter shit
Hmmmm
sensing my 'rons moving
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>>163666268
It's safer on average compared to car accidents, but that's only statistically, which also includes dtunk mongoloids who drive themselvs to death after parties on the freeway, so for people who are actually responsible drivers, car is safer as you have direct impact on the safety and can even diminish or avoid collision if you drive correctly, whereas if a plane crashes you're just fucked, completely fucked, i heard the oxygen mask actually releases a drug to calm you down lmao
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>NICE FUCKING GAY PATCH VOLVO

dotards?????!!!
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>>163667262

>literal crack analogy

You don't think you have neurons left.
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>>163667160
>live in a fantasy universe where theres horsecock centaurs and bloodlusted ogres and literal 10 foot tall elder titans
>surprised 9 is unsatisfying
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>>163667341
Never thought about it like that, thanks anon!

Although to be fair Im pretty sure you'd break something if you shoved 9 inches in as hard as you could
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>>163665062
wish envy and pie are still together
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>>163667413
>not learning about the pliability of a human vagina
women shit out 8 pound babies on the reg, im pretty sure the canal is made of rubber
>>
>Secret Disband
>NP pick up pieliedie, SingSing and bOne7
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>model editor keeps crashing when making a new vmdl from an .fbx file
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>>163667530
>NP pick up pieliedie, SingSing and bOne7

And not a single game was won that year
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>>163667492
Hey, on the bright side, I'd never hit the cervix, amirite ladies and gentlemen haha allright!
>>
how do i play naga siren
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>>163667676
Nothing is impossible anon
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>>163667679
First you get Wraith Band into ring of repick
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rofl this thread is DEAD
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>>163653182
LMAO 2 HATS
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I've played dota like a year ago and now I want to go back. Is there an article/guide/whatever that sums all the significant changes, especially 7.00?
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>>163667812
Yuh, its fucking christmas, the NEETs are either contemplating suicide or dead, who the fuck do you THINK is on here? Complete LOSERS like YOU! And me.
>>
Is the carry's role soon to become redundant?
This patch is so unkind to the safelane
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>>163667892
Mph. Mmmph! I mean, NO, NOOO!
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>Have nothing to play
>PC too shit to run any decent games
Jesus christ there is no escape from this shitty game is there?
>cant buy pc because saving up for car
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>>163667892
No, carrying was just extremely easy in 6.88. Now it actually matters how good you are.
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>>163668018
>buying car
Nigga just bicycle lmao
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>>163666268
Safest is, and always will be, on foot
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>>163668102
Maybe if u want to get stabbd lmao
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>>163664203
>pick Venge
>swap him out whenever he ults so it stops immediately

People eventually started using Venge against void, I wonder how long it will take for people to catch on this time
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so how did your dota christmas start?

i got into a game with a feeding shittalking mid medusa who got destroyed by invoker, a crestfallen dark seer, optimistic dazzle and bristle
they all went 0-7 and we lost the game

i also build manta instead of bkb first and contributed to the loss

also thank you for subscribing, i will blog my every game today
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>>163668207
nice blog
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>>163668240
HAHAHAHA! Nice DO-ta MEEMS!
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>>163667853
yes, in fact, there are patch notes

since it's christmas i went ahead and provided you with the hard to find link
http://www.dota2.com/700
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>>163668062
Not really. Now your team is as strong as your weakest link
>>
Keh... Ksama! Orewa Dota 2 desu dayo?
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>>163668207
I'm back on a hell of a winstreak.

Finally gonna make it to 1k
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>>163668062
Nope. A good carry could carry the game all by himself even if supports were noobs. Now carry is made to be totally reliant on others doing their job well
>>
Treant is a broken piece of shit and I feel guilty when I get stupid ez kills on the enemy offlane even when I'm being greedy

>buy midas
>get gpm talent
>lmao over 500gpm for standing around with my thumb in my ass

Not to mention if it's a long game it makes octarine possible to get on him and he already has a cd reduction talent and a strong bkb piercing disable
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>>163668436
Hm! I am no cuck! I will find another way! I will not give up, EVEN GIVEN the circumstances!
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>>163668478
And this is a bad thing?

For the first time in a fucking eternity, even shitters are forming teams where at least a few of the picks aren't carries. Half of the memefighting is simply because more people are playing heroes that are actually useful early game.

If you want to idle farm every game, literally go back to league.
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>>163668598
this. I'm actually surprised that my fellow shitters at 2k cooperate and use the shrine together instead of using it alone.
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>>163668478
How are carries more reliant again? This patch didn't change anything.
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>>163668598
Who said anything about this being a bad thing? If supports are amazing then great. No need to get so upset and start being rude
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>>163668479

Sure but Treant literally absorbs mountains of farm to do literally nothing with it. He's the tinker of supports at the moment.

You get 10 minutes to pound jungler boipussy and then they get to use your boipussy for the rest of the game.
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>>163668745
Of course it did. If you don't play carry maybe you won't notice
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>>163668843
What did it change that suddenly make carries reliant on supports?
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>>163668479
>>163668774
>tfw used to do this with old treant without any problem
This game is getting more and more casual..
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even Winter "Sexual Deviant" Chan got married (weren't they married before?) , what's your excuse being single?
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>>163668890
Jungling nerfed
Bounty runes nerfed
Supports get xpm gpm and health talents, so they have bigger impact faster and more often than before
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>>163669028
But the EXP curved got reduced and bounty runes aren't a core only thing, not too mention there's four of them.
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>>163669028
Which means if your support is bad no matter how good of a carry you are you are wrecked
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>>163668479
nice blog
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>>163669093
>But the EXP curved got reduced
As i said, xpm talents, as well as early memefighting makes sure that supports will always get level 20 minimum in a game
Aggressive warding will allow supports to go into your jungle and steal the bounties too so now they will always afford glimmer and forcestaff
NOT EVEN MENTIONING RESPAWN TALENT -40s DEATH LOL YOU KILLED A SUPPORT FIRST THEN DRAGGED THE FIGHT OUT NOW I TP TO SHRINE AND GRAVE WHOEVER'S ALIVE
>>163669141
*no*, memeback is still in effect slightly, and with damage/attack speed talents mid/late game carries can actually have bigger potentials for fights
>>
you dont need supports to spam heat seeking missiles then popping ggboots soulring and rearming
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>>163669617

And then lose the game to a "support" with a blink and half your net worth

You have to play 100% flawlessly or lose. Your team has to not slip up or the enemy team rolls over your long range march spam. The enemy team also can't have blademails or you lose. The enemy also can't have big healers like Jug ward, Voodoo Restoration, etc. or you lose.

Why the fuck don't you just play Meepo, Nature's Prophet, or Arc Warden who are all better at being carries, pushers, or magical burst than Tinker?
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>>163660174
Holy shit I beat you in low priority the other day
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>>163660986
How?
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>>163669995

Christmas miracle. It wasn't a bug either, I legit got free mmr.
>>
>Christmas time
>Live surrounded literally by fucking mountains
>No snow

HOW CAN I BE COMFY /D2G/
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PLEASE HELP

MY DOTA FREEZES 2-3x times every game

W7, No SSD, Happening since 7.00

I die every time because of that shit.

Anyone had a similar problem? Wat do?
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someone save him
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>>163670674
Throw ice cubes outside the window
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What's next for our guy, Alder Beano?
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Reddit's game.
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>>163668890
The cancer in 7.00 that is killing dota
>jungle spawns nerfed in 7.00
>jungle bounties nerfed in 6.84
>kill aoe gold buffed in 6.82
>kill exp buffed recently
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries can't carry against teams that run at them
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or sny or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.81
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"
>If you ganked a lane as 5 in the previous patches before 6.82, the other two lanes got more free farm and experience than you did, so people used to do it less. Those days the best you could do was 3 man gank another lane, which meant that individual skill mattered more than simply outnumbering the enemy
>Memefight deathball fangays will argue that outnumbering the enemy takes skill because 5 people are working together as a team. Somehow 5v1 actually takes skill because you're 5 people working together to rape someone?

FUCK THIS NO SKILL GAME FUCK IT.
AND FUCK VALVE DRONES

>Tfw posting about doter from berlin
Just hope I don't encounter a /pol/fag that genocides me.

>>163669010
Porn has made me only able to get off by watching others fuck. I can't get off if I'm doing the fucking.
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>win game because of feeders
>every teammate in my next match is an autistic cunt
>feed and ruin the game
>exactly 0 MMR gained or lost between both matches
>won't get LPQ because autistic cunts don't use reports on actual abuse

balance in all things
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>>163671064
I only report people that outplay me and abuse the memeback by grouping up as 5 to gank.
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i need no introduction
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How do I turn off Source 2 and play in the old engine?
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>>163671168

I find myself strangely drawn to this odd configuration of activity.
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>>163671167
>I report people that has better understanding of the game than me.
I better you still follow the Juice mantra.
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Hey /d2g/, could you guys recommend me a fun DK build?
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>>163657798
When the game ends, look at the black frames under the heroes portraits, people with connected black frames are stacks, if there are no stacks then those black frames are disconected.
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>>163670706
>lists his OS and lack of superior hard drive
its your cpu or graphix ya dong
stop being poor
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>>163671253
No I'm just a regular carry player that is disappointed that outnumbering the enemy is the only viable strat.
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>>163671289
Treads armlet maelstrom deso Skadi Manta mjollnir moonshard
become Laser Lightning Frost Dragon Squadron
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>>163671289
Aether lens blink octarine dagon eblade.
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>>163671035
>Porn has made me only able to get off by watching others fuck. I can't get off if I'm doing the fucking.
If you went without watching any porn (or maybe without masturbating at all) for long enough, I'd bet it would reset you and you wouldn't have any problems.
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Reminder that most heroes have mage builds and dps builds which can work but tank builds never work
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>>163671451
No that sucks. Why would I remove something that makes my life better? I can't imagine myself fucking someone else either.

>>163670706
Everyone has a drop in frame rate but valve doesn't care.
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>>163671479

>implying 3 heart centaur can lose
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>>163671550
Build heart+ac+halbred on lich or agi heroes and tell me if that works. Tank builds only work on huskar and centaur.
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>>163671479
>Said as another anon asks for DK builds
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>destroy enemy mid
>literally 50 to 15 cs at minute 7
>even kill him once
>pudge lands ONE hook and their mid gets a kill
>he is caught up in net worth
yeah im done with this game gg
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>>163671631
You build damage on ember. You can build octarine and shit on ember. But if you tank up on ember with heart or some shit, you will lose.
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>>163671647
pic of net worth graph?
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>>163671647

Pudge and Riki are literally the only supports left anymore. And they aren't even really supports.
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>>163671647
>Get advantage in lane
>Enemy team responds and ganks you
>You don't respond by playing defensively
>Wonder why you lost advantage
I don't see the problem.
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>>163671647
Creep kills haven't mattered to any hero since 6.83 unless you're alchemist or antimage or furion.
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which supports combo really well with dk?
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>>163671697
>Build shitty items on heroes that can't capitalize on them
>Lose
I'm failing to understand why you think literally every build should be viable. Meepo and Storm for example basically have one build with very little divergence until very late into the game.
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>>163671647
This is a game I ended now

I never seen before this patch game draging so fucking long, I mean 80, 90 minutes games, where you can't push highground even after you have 2 raxes down, the rubberband is real
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>>163671886
Dazzle - ET

any support with medallion
anything that reduces armor
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>>163671780
to be fair its hard to play defensive against a gank you cant see coming.
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>>163671949
>>163657798

Shadow fiend and jugger are a stack in this game
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>>163672019
Thanks dude
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>>163671993
>Enemy team has Pudge
>You have an enormous advantage in lane
>You have no vision
Those are your clues.
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>>163672019
jugger and sniper left before minute 15

our monkey king went afk in minute 50

legion leveled up the 20% cd reduction at level 25, he had 68 damage at minute 70

I made a meme build with octarine and the 20% cd reduction on tony at level 25 but it's dogshit

the story of dota 7.00
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>>163672125
Your memebuild would have been fine if valve balanced the game by analysing pro games. But all they do is listen to reddit.
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>>163672386
Literally how has reddit 'balanced' the game other than quality of life changes?

I can't recall a single thing Reddit has suggested that was a detriment to the game.
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>>163672647
dont bother, you would have a more meaningful and enlightening discussion with a wall than with that thirdie (hardly surprising)
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>people keep getting the meme talents instead of the logical ones

Reminder that most of the +GPM / +XP ones give you a higher chance of losing than the alternatives.
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>he skills BadIlluminate before level 11
the worst of tinker nerfs, making him unable to skill stats
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>>163672830
>he thinks i'm baiting

You niggas blind hating reddit without actual giving a basis for it is just retarded.

Both of the sites are so similar that it's hilarious that you dislike it so much.
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>>163672979
I still liked playing the hero until this patch. You never have enough mana to do shit because for the first 25 minutes youll only have under 900. Its retarded
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i am going to list a few heroes I have trouble playing against. You tell me what I can do to better myself against them.

>Slark
I typically play support and he just feeds off me. I buy sentries but he can tell when you have vision of him. Shadow blade murders supports.

>trrror blade
I don't know what it is but no matter what you do.. this guy comes out farmed as fuck and he dumps your towers. What are you supposed to do?

>any split pusher
Because I play support, I can't really solo kill their split pusher you know? What am I supposed to do against them?
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Well I lost the chance to get 3000 BP from the wagering achievement because a retard Slark dove out of base to attack an LC with an Aegis.

I forgot to predict on the major too so I can't make the level 60. Fuuuuck.
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The true 4chanian gamemode is impo UMS.
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Not too sure if trade requests are accepted in this general.

But does anyone have a creeping shadow set?
Got a posting on dota2lounge
https://dota2lounge.com/trade?t=160016798

From my brief research it seems to be at $5 price point.

Willing to pay or trade.

Thanks anons.
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Could someone tell Valve to unfuck this game?
in 4 years my longest game was a 78 minute one, now in the last days I get these turdy shitty games that broke the duration record where no one can break high-ground even if 2 raxes are down
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>>163673758
How did Tinker's mana change this patch?
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>>163673974
3000 boipucci sounds a lot
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>>163674275
What is happening in your games that make them last longer than 30 minutes
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>>163674275
Shut up goy the point of Dota isn't destroying the Ancient anymore it's teamfighting, now buy the fucking Arcana or we'll add more Shrines
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>>163674426
idk, we have a 10-15 kill lead by the 30 minute, but it takes two shitty dives in the enemy base and the opponents catch up
also getting a rax down doesn't feel as impactful anymore somehow, the enemy can stall the game 40-50 minutes if two of them are down
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is he right?
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>>163674623
I don't know, how are CS:GO/LoL when it comes to technical problems? Those are the two other "main" e-sports. If they have less issues on average then yeah he has a point.
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>>163674334
In this patch, he lost stats, sometime earlier he lost out through the mana per INT from 13 to 12.
Sure, he starts out with 50 base mana like everyone else, but that means since 50 INT points heroes lose out on mana and Tinker hits that point very early as he starts out with about 34 INT and then doesn't keep progressing well because of only 2.2 INT per level gain.
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>>163674623
Of course he is. Valve is literally and non-memeingly the worst company in the world at maintaining or improving a videogame for its fans regardless of what they're fucking up

Imagine if Valve just took 5 million and hired some people and said "fix the matchmaking" and then they did. They got rid of the stupid hippie commune workstyle and just hired people to sit down and work on the game.

Just imagine things like only being matched with people in your MMR, party MMR not making you play with people with 2K hours less than you, matchmaking that determines what language the player types in THEN MATCHES THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE THAT TYPE THAT LANGUAGE. I'm no computeroligist but that doesn't seem overly complicated or hard to do it all, they just won't is all.

But none of it will happen. As long as Dota makes money during TI Valve could give a fuck about it any other time of the year. Dota 2 took the exact same path as TF2, every goddamn step in the same place, and look at it now.
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>>163674757
>First 25 minutes
>tinker skilling stats
what the fuck?
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>>163674857
>its the unwarranted self-importance as applied to dotards episode
>nutshack theme starts playing
wew lad
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>nearly 900 players playing Dota 2.
Is this the lonely childs game?
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>>163675023
Every year I stay up all night on christmas eve playing dota so I dont kill myself
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>open dota 2
>almost queue
>decide i dont want to queue really
>just play vs bots
>die once
>get annoyed and just quit
maybe ive finally broken free of this game
on the other hand, merry christmas everyone
spend some time with your family
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>>163675208
Do it anon. Just go a few days and realize you really don't want to play this game. Realize that anything outside a strict 5v5 is completely left up to chance and there's nothing you could ever do to change that.

I uninstalld at the begenning of December and didn't reinstall with 7.00 because matchmaking didn't get fixed.

Dota is only fun in the right circumstances, circumstances which are increasingly hard to get with the addition of behavior score and the removal of any kind of solo queue. Watch if you like but realize playing just shaves years off your life via mental health.
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>>163675247
Try to fix your game cache.
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Nice game dotards
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>>163674909
>skilling BadIlluminate
reminder that both march and illuminate are only effective on creeps and 1k mmr league refugees
march:
>costs more mana
>has much longer cooldown, which requires you to rearm it, increasing the cooldown even further (while illuminate can have its mere 10 second cd further reduced with a spell that gives a net gain of mana)
>is rng based
>because of the above, it can make you miss cs on pushing enemy creeps because of thin spawn pattern you have no chance of predicting and counteracting it puts you at severe risk
>is near worthless when the targets are spread out, missing out on invisible bot explosion damage
>is near worthless if the target moves with or against robot travel path
>cannot heal
>does not provide vision
>has less range
almost as bad as flux vs shadow strike dagger whatever of qop
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>>163675430
Go out and have fun with your family.
It's Christmas.
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>get new mouse that doesn't tripleclick
>decide to try some dota after many years
>5 minute queue not even a week after the BIG GAME CHANGER PATCH
>no game


holy fuck

talk about a dead fucking game, this is deader than tf2
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Which patch changed Sniper from trash hero to uber-carry?
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>>163675517
6.83
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>>163675517
7.00
but you probably meant 6.83, when he got charges on shrapnel, memeback provided infinite money when stalling highground pushes, which sniper excels at, and sny and mask of madness were at their peak
every match lasted for minimum of 50 minutes
fuck im getting triggered again
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>>163675654
>original dota in still stuck in 6.83 hell

do you think it was on purpose to get more people to try dota 2
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>>163675443
>>has much longer cooldown, which requires you to rearm it, increasing the cooldown even further
i meant the mana cost increases
fuck i proofread that one 3 times
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>>163675654
I loved that patch.
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>>163675509
>playing doter on christmas
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>>163675715
1k mmr playerbase of it doesnt mind
besides, 6.84 added octarine core which is way too much effort to replicate in wc3 edited editors
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>even the dotardest of dotards cant defend this
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>>163675875
>Tattoo
>Piercing
Disgusting.
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>>163676031
Wow look how much higher 2016 is than 2015 we're going to be alright
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>>163675875
Would smash so fucking hard holy shit
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>>163675875
source??
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dota 2 is fundamentally flawed
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I hope /ourgirl/ Soe is having a merry Christmas
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>>163671647
Mid hasn't mattered since 6.78, sperg.

Welcome to league of rubberband
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>>163671718
You forgot CK
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to all you terrorblade players out there, i got just two words

merry christmas
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>>163676967
there's literally nothing wrong with terrorblade players
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>>163677065
>womanlet

Dropped.
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>>163673126
>Both of the sites are so similar that it's hilarious
the fact that we can blatantly shitpost about baiting and reddit balance without our posts getting downvoted and/or deleted is only one of many reasons why we're vastly different from the shithole that is reddit.
Go back
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>>163677226
Shitposts do get deleted though whenever janny is having his period.
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>>163673126
This isn't instagram, whitey. Stop posting stale as fuck reddit memes and fuck off to reddit, then get a rope and fucking kill yourself.
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>mfw Monkeyking is the only hero selected to be banned

>>163677272
only /int/posting and avatarfagging
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merry christmas dotards
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>FATA english accents
lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ltgzypmMU

How long will it take to have another game like this in the new patch?
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>>163675875
>>163677065
>>163677162
>>163677449
>Woman
Gt out, this is gay faggot territory
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It feels like every game is a rage fest. Either that or completely silent with heroes like Goat boi that tries to hump everything he sees.
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/whowatchingsonneikogame/
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>top players on top teams don't have the biggest stream viewers
thinking
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>>163677109
>not liking womanlets
faggot
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Please Help. My game decides to randomly freeze for 10 seconds (can hear the sounds) every game at least 2 or 3 times.

This has been happening since 7.00. Using the last drivers for my GTX 570, i5-2500K 3.3Ghz.

Anyone has had a similar problem?
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>>163678517
>gtx 570
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>>163678517
wew
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>>163678517
its prob your graphics driver, my old faulty 970 (because it was missing half a gig AHAHAHAHUEHUEHUEHUE) would crash and go to desktop while sounds of battle would still play, would have to task manager and end process and restart sometimes
>end of the year of our lord 2016
>still having a gtx starting with a number less than 7
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>>163676031
>Retard can't notice the pattern here
See you in Febraury
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>>163678553
>>163678719

GTX 570 was high end before DotA2 even came out. I have had no problems with it since. Doesn't mean that my problems is graphic's card fault.
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>>163679127
Well if you know so much why are you asking a Laotian fireplace gathering board?
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>sylar
>cty
>rotk
>fy
>fenrir
thoughts?
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>>163679968
>rotk
washed up garbage.
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>>163678374
t. manlet

LOL
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>new truesight
>shows sumail being toxic
who wouldve guessed
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IIs slacks a good guy or a douche? He seems super kind but you could overdo it and just be a giant douche because of it
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wich leage champion would you like in doto dotards? I would like gangplank
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>>163681019
corki
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>>163681019
Orianna but her skillset wouldn't work well as you need to be able to spam spells
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>>163681019
Ahri
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>won 3 out of 3 games with New Techies since the patch

I like his mines now
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>tug masz kamieniołom do ułożenia
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>peruvian friend first pick carrier
>choose to jungle, even though the safe lane is free for him
>we losing horribly and he finishes his mordigan at 22 min

thoughts?
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>low priority
.baller leroic
>good teamfights, ahead of enemy team by a lot
>lose a single engagement
>our weaver insta disconnects
>everyone starts yelling GG and selling all their items

last time i leave a game in my life, i swear
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>>163681019
hastur
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>>163681735
i didnt know dota two by valve software had carriers in it
i really should let that just sink in for a moment
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>someone posts link about highly rated movie on YouTube about pedophile cover-up in Hollywood / Washington D.C.

>Upvoted to the front page
>Go to bed
>It's deleted the next morning

There's a lot of redditors here

How do redditors defend this censorship?
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>>163681907
You know, that character that really need one (1) or two (2) items before being effective on team fights, but I may be mistaking such position with TEMPO CONTROLER
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>>163672647
>Lelouch is a redditor

Can't make this shit up
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>>163682165
>anyone with a N0tail avi is Lelouch.
pretty cringe imo.
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>>163679968
>China
Weak bait small son
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>>163681997
>Goes on reddit
>Is a /pol/tard

Hmm, rmyt (really makes you think)
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what if a 116 mana/s item downgraded to a 12 mana/s one
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>>163672879
this has been shown in stats before but i dont know how to work with it really. if you are ahead and you go for one of this even at lvl 10. algo for respawn reduction
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Hey.
Merry Christmas you shitbags.
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What's gonna happen to our guy?
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>>163682673
That's correct, lelouch.
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>>163682858
>thingken of HotD
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>>163683350
not lelouch weirdo
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Not going to reddit is the equivalent of not going outside

You have to just to know which way the winds of the internet are blowing
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the only thing i do on reddit is salt mining and porno
Used to be better when they had JB boards though
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>>163683547
blow me faggot
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PSG here!

Merry Christmas guys!
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>>163683506
Lelouch is the only person on d2g who likes n0tail
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https://twitter.com/Blitz_DotA/status/809678974221594624
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>>163683547
No need to enter reddit, just go to /pol/, is the same but with a lot more cuck porn
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>>163684240
Why is her face so long?
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>>163684240
>nahaz making dota analogies ALL THE FUCKING TIME

top unnecessary
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>>163684240
Lmao that face
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>get new mouse
>play well
>win
Hey, that's pretty good.
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>>163684240
Wasn't Merlini dating her or was it Blitz dating someone related to Merlini? I know that there was something between their families but I can't remember it exactly anymore; _;
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>>163684840
merlini is tapping that.
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>>163684807
Placebo
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>>163684913
Well being able to left click is advantageous.
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Well xmas for me has become the season my parents fight each other; they are in a cycle to: they fight, they fix his shit, then my dad does the same shit again. Is hard to ignore it, i need my own place. I hope your holidays goes better than mine.
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>>163684369
He has to feel like he's a valuable member of the dota community.
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Need more female heros for the game to survive
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>>163685157
Dota will always live, no matter how dead.
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>>163684896
>be merlini
>can get any chink in the realm because of continued fame in china
>instead go for a pre-op gook

What did Merlini mean by this?
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>d2g this latently triggered by /pol/

It's sad how non-white this general is
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white makes right
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>>163685157
We need more monstergirls, like Enchantress
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>>163685451
split shit replaced by constriction where medusa uses her powerful tail muscles to grab her prey in a deadly chokehold WHEN
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Merry Christmas you degenerate lagians
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>>163685690
>Medusa changed to melee.
>Split shot replaced with chokehold that roots the target for two seconds and forces them to look at you.
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>goodwill to mankind

>Gulagians fail to qualify as human beings
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Merry Christmas Everynyan!
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http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481919677402.webm

make them pay donald
make them suffer
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wtf i hate d2g now
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>>163686191

Always gets me
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>>163685264
>It's sad how over 18 years old this general is

ftfy famalam
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>>163685264
>general about a videogame
>thread isn't, in fact, about politics and edgy memes
>surprised when people get mad at people shitposting off-topic

waow
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bring back creepy PA
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>>163686757
ya ok enjoy talking about the game at 10 posts an hour
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>>163686797
put on a helmet and look at the mirror
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>5 am
>find a match
>it lasts an hour and 40 minutes
>I played like shit
>"we" still win

i don't think i want to play dota ever again
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Why don't we have a convicted sex offender hero that does bonus damage to female heros?
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>>163686997
you mean Slark?
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>>163686987
I don't know whats worse.
When you lose your lane and your lane opponent snowballs his team to victory, or when you lose your lane but everyone else is able to carry your sorry ass and you know they're not too happy about having to carry you.

>>163686997
Gender-specific ability effects would be hilarious actually, if only for the huge uproar that would come from tumblr in protest.
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>>163687079
Slark is a virgin.
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shitposting! haha.
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>>163687162
>official gender stat
>pugna is "revealed" to be female
>so is puck and phoenix
based
creeps are going to have genders too, both lane and neutrals too
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>>163687614
Every creep in the wave should have a different skin tone too.
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>500 units of real money for video game clothes

TOP WEW
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Objectively best build on all heroes
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>>163687267
What happens next?
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How isn't there more outcry about gold, xpm, and respawn talents.? WTF is this shit.
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Is there a reason to pick earth shaken when monkey kign is available?
They have similar functions but mk is clearly better.
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>>163688215
its league
dota is now league
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>>163653373
yikes
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>>163688215
You're just a few days late.
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>>163688215
The people that would complain about that stuff can't get over the new HUD so they don't get to experience the new talents
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>>163654256
plastic whore
>>163654286
based thunder thighs.
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>>163657964
This is the epitome of commie salt, the image, the text, the agenda

lmao faggot.
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>>163657669
not everyone is white first of all, and why do white people need a holiday to remind them to spend time with their families? I meet with mine every two weeks for dinner
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>>163663778
>>163662298
Someone posted slacks escape the trench video some year ago.

Basically he said
>Fuck skills
>Fuck mechanics
>Just shittalk the enemy team whilst playing omni
>Your team doesnt want to lose because otherwise it would be embarassing after slacks taunted them so much and claimed they'd win.
>1 year later hes fucking 5k and has the skill of a 0.1k mmr retard
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>>163665406
>>163667336
so basically
>Those who don't like it, don't play
>Those who like it, play.

Wow, this is some rocketscience. When can we have you working at Yale in the social studies programme, Mr. Dota 2 only grew 0.5% after the big 7.00 patch?
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>>163667676
Fun fact, if she isn't aroused her canal won't expand so you can easily hit the cervix!
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>We share these threads with non-whites and non-christians

Where did it all go so wrong
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What if there was a Skadi but for spells?
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>>163689149
>christian
>posting in d2g instead of doing good works or going to church on CHRISTMAS
degenerate.
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>>163689417
you don't need to go to church to be a christian
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what if there was dragon lance but for melee heroes
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>>163689149
>Where did it all go so wrong
Probably when murricans started bringing slaves to their country.
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>>163687614
fuck off catcore
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>5k MMR
>2 boots
>for a hero with no legs
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>>163689509
lag compensation
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Is monkey town the strongest area denial ability in the game?
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>>163689509
Phase boots.
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good morning /d2g/, remember to spend time with your family!
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>>163688973
Except that those who didn't really play much dota before are the ones most vocal about the changes, which hardly affect them.
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>>163689509
dragon trident?
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>>163686191
Best year in human history
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>>163689149
>christian
I sincerely hope orthodox or at very least catholic.
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>>163690059
are you a scientist? wow you are very smart
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>>163675715
there is a user-made patch of 6.86 by some dracula guy
its got working octarine and aether lense
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>>163681735
>carrier
Make a hero out of this /d2g/
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Why is sheepticked so precious? She's perfect, a little snowflake, I want to make her happy.
>tfw will never wake up next to her.
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>>163688275
t. never played league
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>>163691268
league of ancients
defense of the champsion

ITS ALL OVER FUCK THIS GAME & FUCK U ICEFROG GG
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I play all 3 mobas as me anything
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merry xmas tards.

just woke up i ate a lot of asado last night i feel like im pregnant jesus
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>>163691771
guys can't get preggers lol
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>>163691740
which base do you like to capture on the beginning
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>>163691131

Q
Moving to Mexico: Carrier bribes the creeps to fight for lower wages, your creeps in AOE give only half the gold, this effect is permanent

W
35% Import tax: Items purchased at the secret shop by the enemy are 35% more expensive for a certain duration

E
Call from the President: Gives a moral boost that doubles any healing and movespeed bonus in an area around carrier

R
Factoy building: Carrier decides to build a new factory in your base. Replenishes a full set of baracks for permanent 25% of your total health. Can only be used 2 times
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>>163692107
Whichever lane im in
Fuck everyone else Im pushing
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>>163690605
>he's cucked by the pope and his church "Father"
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>>163691740
now that dota is shit after the 7.0 update, are you going to play the other trash mobas more?
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>>163692501
>pope
That heretic deserves the rope.
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>Pick any hero
>Buy helm of the dominator
>Try to break the world record for tower damage on them
Anyone else do this now? I had 7k tower damage on my last Spectre game.
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>>163692501
You're not a Christian. You're playing Christian, like kids play doctor.
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what do you feel when people kill big hill troll first so he doesn't spawn skeletons causing them to miss 20 gold and xp
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>>163692705
>posting on a mongolian dotard forum
>real christian
Wew lad
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>>163692683
anything below 10k is shit tier
especially if you play heroes like LD
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>>163692683
>7k tower damage on a carry
wew
lad
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>>163691897
I'll get YOU preggos
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>>163663957
>Omni somehow eludes me. His entire toolkit feels limited if your goal is to keep retards from dying.
Just accept your inner retard and let it all out.
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>blink initiate
>team doesnt go in
>after you die your carry goes in with no bkb

agg ptmr
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Did detection (dust, gem, sentries) ever worked to reveal who is an illusion and who is a real hero?
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>>163694272
>playing dota on christmas
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>>163694373
dont judge me
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>>163692558
I play HotS and Dota right now, but mostly HotS to just do quests every 3 days. Id probably still chose Dota over LoL though. Its fast paced enough where now you can replicate LoL's early game, but still have all the fun stuff like different lanes, trilanes, ganks, better items, and more interesting heroes.
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>>163694373
>living in a shithole that still celebrates christmass
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>>163654497
Isn't that a self proclaimed title and most people just call her ice witch?
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>>163694465
I keep reading HotS as Heart of the Swarm even though that would be SC2. Why did Blizzard make two games with the same acronym?
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>pick sven
>slardar and disruptor go to offlane
>prophet jungling
>pudge in mid
>i'm alone at top
>>If it's only timbersaw on the other lane I can probably do fine, but if it's not get up here disruptor
>doesn't respond
>get bullied out of lane, can't farm for shit, can't do camps because nature is there
>extremely behind in farm
>pudge is the only one that helps with a gank from time to time
>shadow fiend and tusk start hunting me
>even if i'm trying to just farm away from fights, they end up ganking me
>there aren't any wards in the entire fucking map
>25 minutes to finish an echo sabre
>eventually he gives me shit for dying so much
>remind him that i asked for help as soon as i saw the enemy lane
>he says it's all my fault
>eventually lose to an entire fed team
>slardar, disruptor and nature's prophet are in a party

of course
why are parties so retarded? why play a team game with strangers if you're gonna play exclusively among yourselves?
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>>163694841
whoops, missed the part where it turned out to be timbersaw and mirana on my lane
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>>163665140
Sorry, meant Boston Major.
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>>163694915
nobody is going to read it anyway
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>>163694841
>>pick sven
>why are parties so retarded? why play a team game with strangers if you're gonna play exclusively among yourselves?
It's a team game and you should've picked a better suiting hero.
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>>163669010
His wife is way too cute, fuck winter.
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>>163669010
I cant find the right girl
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>>163669010
all women are whores with the mind and maturity of a child
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>>163695173
I picked sven after I saw the picks, but disruptor didn't say he was gonna masturbate slardar's sweaty fish dick in the offlane instead of going with me, otherwise I would've picked a better hero for that situation
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Who won
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>>163695552
my neighbor
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>Dendi's stream
Why is Dendi so precious?
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>>163694657
t. Sumail lost brother
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Are you unironically going to play DotA on christmas?

it's okay if you're doing a 5-stack with your family
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>>163695552
Radiant, they rat their shit to victory
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>>163695552
>Lycan
That team
>>163695676
I ruinned christmas once by playing dota
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>>163695552

The obvious choice is Radiant, but if Dire wouldn't've won in a shocking turn of events you wouldn't be posting this in the first place
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>>163684240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunMICmz1nQ
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>>163695676
My sister is spending Christmas at a specialised hospital for alcoholics, and my mother is spending it with her own friends.
Right now, /d2g/, you're my family.
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>>163695676
what's even the point of celebrating Christmas if your mother was on her deathbed at Christmas eve and died 3 days after?
it still hurts lads
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>>163695676
but i just got home from seeing my family?
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Reply to this post ONLY if you're a cool kid who uses the cosmetics that he PERSONALLY likes, and not what's most expensive just so he can show off to nerds in-game.
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Are there any good custom games for improving micro? I want to build HotD and play micro heroes. There's only so much you can do in demo mode/bot games.
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>>163695925
Jesus died on Christmas and was born in Easter. Its supposed to be a mourning day. I gave you a reason.
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>>163695735
>I ruinned christmas once by playing dota
storytime?
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>>163695964
hello
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>>163695964
>THAT FUCKING KID WHO OWNS ALL THE HATS BUT IS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
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>>163695964
>>163696316
literally me
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>>163695925
celebrating satan taking over the world

santa

satan

same dude
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>>163696316
>tfw this is me
I own every Exalted Arcana and have had a level 1000 compendium for the past two TIs.
But I'm only 4k mmr.
>>
>ball lightning costs a lot of mana
>get more mana so you can use it more
>the mana cost goes up
???????????????
>>
All I want for Christmas is a youvote
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Have they fixed the UI yet?
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>>163695964
I pimped out my Earthshaker- EG lava totem, the enchant totem immortal bracers, and the stoneforged horns (double horn style), all with name and description tags referencing Tauren or in Taur-ahe (their language).

It's nerdy and sad but goddamnit Tauren were the shit.
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>>163696647
Cast Animation: 0.3+0
Cast Range: Global
Damage Radius: 125/200/275
Travel Speed: 1250/1875/2500
Damage per 100 Units: 8/12/16
Mana Cost per 100 Units: 12 + 0.7% of max mana
Cooldown 0 Mana 30 + 8% of max mana


an ability that behaves like this is very hard to ballance
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>>163696647
you build regen, not mana, thats why you get bloodstone
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>>163696760
at this point it feels like they've realised they fucked up but are too stubborn to really admit it
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>>163695642
link
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>>163696801
I liked how you had both armies and heroes in wc3. It's like sc/sc2 but better
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>Play PA
>Get BKB
>Get butterfly
>magic immune, 80% dodge
>Immortal hero

????????????? nice game dotards
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>>163696760
?
It was fixed with 7.00
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>>163675497
I forgot everyone in the states must celebrate christmas, even non religious people. Whoops
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>get a techies on your team
>doesn't do anything of note besides be a general nuisance
>literally dead weight, forced to 4v5 all team fights because he cannot contribute to team fights

the only time a techie's wins is when that played could have chosen LITERALLY ANY OTHER HERO and still won.
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>>163697260
His aoe stun can help delay deathballs.
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>>163697180
>be above 2k
>pick PA
>enemy counterpicks and memes on you until you have no items at 25 minutes

It's like picking a squishy int hero into AM and complaining about balance. Except worse, because PA pickers are the most easily outsmarted.
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>>163697180
Pick pugna and keep PA cucked 70% of fights.
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So dotards how are you enjoying this years Christmas custom game? Pretty nice I have to say, glad to see theyre trying again. Also so glad they brought back the christmas map again this winter, so comfy.
Very festive
oh
wait
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>>163697180
>She pops bkb jumps on you
>Pop ghost scepter and force staff glimmer away
>My other support also force staffs me away to further kite her
>Her BKB finally wears off
>Proceed to nuke her down
There's a reason why PA isn't picked in pro games.
Hell, the only time PA was actually popular in the pro meta was when teams were running has literally as a SUPPORT.
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>>163697663
She's still pretty unstoppable if fed.
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What are your best counter picks dotards?
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>>163697161
Yeah haha. I'm an ex-WoWfag sorry. Never played the warcraft rts games. I just really liked Tauren because they were the most unique race when I joined
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If you attack axe, he wins.
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>>163697927
how the fuck was Plainsrunning even a thing
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>Pick Broodmother
>Have Orchid, AC, MKB, Echo Saber
>Get cucked by a 0/18 earthshaker who is lvl 11 at 40 minutes.


????????????? nice fucking game dotards
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>>163698130
>brood
>not totally useless past 30
?????
>>
>>163698130
>picking one of the most broken (literally) heroes in the game

She's absolute trash. If you won with her you could have probably won with any other hero.
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>>163698018
>Unless you're le balanced Kang
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>>163698130
maybe you should stop grouping your broodlings with you retard
>>
Do support players play with a finger up their butt?
Do they also shave their pubes or not?
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>>163698269
support main here, my entire body is shaved.
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>>163698130
U forgot BKB and stats (no hp)
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>>163698269
I main Dazzle and I shave my legs, I'm also a sissy so I usually play dota in cute panties and stockings, and with my dick safely caged up so it won't get too hard when my carry bullies me.
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>>163695676
>me mid
>mom supporting dad safelane
>brother offlane
>sister jungling
Oh boy what a game that would be
>>
>>163698447
wtf? control yourself my man or i will have to kill you.
>>
>>163698465
Best way to destroy the family unless you're playing against bots.
>>
the biggest thing I miss the pwned X's head ;_;
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Really makes you thinj
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Does anyone else actually like half of the patch?

Yes, shrines and the UI are bullshit, but the memefighting is a lot of fun when you realize that it's mainly because no one is used to the map or how to farm it. Playing support is no longer painful and you no longer feel punished for helping your teammates instead of soaking up XP in lane. For the first time in forever I am seeing actual variety in laning; I've already had some hard carry and memepush games.

Similarly, the hero reworks seem like genuine attempts to make them viable again. Lycan and Visage made a huge comeback, Necrophos is more viable without being instawin against hard carries and best of all, they actually brought fucking Techies back, even if he isn't 6.84 strong again.

Memefights or not, it's still Dota. Even 1ks could outwit a high ranking HotS player.
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>>163698691
>stats not even showed
>le reddit filename
really makes u kill
>>
>>163698691
?
how is that relevant stats? Do you need to know your specific damage... no you don't

the life bar should be higher though, its hard to fucking see down there
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>>163698691
lol dude im a numale and i want minimalist design bro so cool, fuck numbers i just want to press r and kill shit, who cares about last hitting? gabe newell is too fat to do that and he owns this game so it has to change.
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>>163698774
I have a 100% winrate in 7.00, this game is fucking baby shit easy mode now.

Everyone is retarded, I haven't seen 1 good monkey king yet even the '''pros''' suck dick at him.
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>>163698803
r/Dota2 is giga times better subreddit than d2ganimefag discord circlejerk general
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Serious question, lads. Are the people complaining so much about shit not being "visible" on the new UI just nitpicking or trolling?

I honestly can't understand how you are unable to see any of the important information unless there is something seriously wrong with you or its one of your first games of the update.
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>>163698528
Please bully me daddy, it makes me have cummies.
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>>163699249
link dotabuff redditor
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>>163699249
You sure you aren't just more willing to adapt to change than most pub shitters?
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>>163699249
nice 2k mmr power fantasy, post dotabuff hahah you wont fucking cuck
>>
What'd you get for Christmas /d2g/?
Got a PS4, some games, some money, some candy.
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>>163699296
it does suck having to mouse over to see exactly how fast i actually attack, or what my spell amplification is
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>>163699296
gahhahhah dude lmao who.needs to know base armor vs.titan dude justt lmao press talent giff.gold tbanks gabem for makong me notnshit at.moba
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How do I get out of 2.5k mmr as a support cuck?
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>>163699559
because all of those were always visible before, right?
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>>163699642
Yes they fucking were retard, do you even play this game
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>>163699574
Spam Wisp/Omni/Oracle.
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what up baby cucks
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>>163699710
you still had to mouse over the appropriate part of the ui, cuckstain
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>>163699560
>>163699559
>not remembering all base stats and then doing the necessary calculations in your head
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>>163699441
Money, gift cards out the ass, some clothes, slippers and a UPS for my computer.

$40 in Steam credit, nothing worth buying.

>>163699574
By playing as a hero with early game power and not a ward dispenser that's forcing himself out of humility to believe that his cores aren't retarded. Also, counterpick enemy heroes for easy kills.

>>163699740
Oracle is theoretically ideal for climbing but no one below 4k knows how he even works, so god help you. I've had physical carries run from a guaranteed kill after disarming other physical carries.
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>>163699559
????
what fucking relevance do those numbers have to the game?
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>>163699574
Literally spam visage
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>>163699441
I got to spend an hour at church sitting next to a qt.
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>>163699364
no it doesn't. grow up, go outside and get married or something dude wtf, why are you acting like a woman? control yourself, don't you have honor?
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>>163699574
Pick disruptor
Put wards on high ground that gives vision of enemy towers
Glimpse people back to their fountain when they TP to lane, then spam >Good game, well played until the enemy is tilted

It's a psychological battle, but it works
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>>163699904
Give examples of heores, please.
So far I have wisp/visage and omniknight.
I mostly play dazzle/shaman.
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>>163700497
Disraptor
Oracle
Pit lord
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>>163699296
Situationally useful information is still necessary to have at a glance.

Playing OD and need to know int difference before ulting? Fuck you, drag the camera down while you try to check. Want to know what part of your damage is bonus damage? Fuck you. Have a stat boost talent available and want to know if it'd be useful? Fuck you. Wondering if you've built enough raw attributes to make good use of eblade as a magic nuker? Fuck you.
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post your dotabuffs, baby cucks
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>>163699574
Don't play a defensive support or one who enables his cores. Using repel/grave/overcharge on retarded cores is like giving a dog a calculator.

Play scaling gankers like riki or spirit breaker, supports that scale with items and be a problem for the enemy even solo like earthshaker, cm, or jakiro, or play pushers.

Babysitting supports were already shit at low mmr because they don't know what to do with space. If there's a massive fucking brawl going on across the map, the safelane carry can just be "maintaining creep equilibrium like Purge told him to" instead of pushing the fuck out of the tower. Yes I'm mad.
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Envy is online!
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I L E X A

https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/
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https://www.dotabuff.com/players/16936701

What am I doing wrong, /d2g/?
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>>163700497
Visage is good (the micro is mostly about practice), but Io is a horrible idea. He's literally useless in a team with no communication, or what passes for communication in pubs.
>I mostly play dazzle/shaman
There's your problem, you cannot rely on your cores to be at all useful. You need to be able to make your own impact.
>>
How many abandons do you have, /d2g/?
36 here.
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>>163700973
>normal skill
it would probably be easier to point out the very few things you may or may not be doing right
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>>163701094
Hey I'm 2,5k mmr. I'm just trying to improve. Do tell.
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>>163701186
start by actually getting lasthits and loking at the map, this should improve your MMR by about 500

report back when done
>>
i hope everyone here has a very nice christmas
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>>163701094
literally everyone is playing wrong but tier 1 pros, give him time
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>Maut is only 26 years old
jesus christ he looks old enough to be my dad
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>>163701379
Hey he's a nice fucking guy alright fuck you
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>>163701379
>>163701431
Maut watches anime and has a Kumiko avatar.

He's officially accepted in d2g now.
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>>163700973
>normal skill
A few patches ago I would've told you to learn to last hit.
Now I have no idea what to suggest.
>>
can someone explain this ember without bf meme
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>>163700965
ive never erp'd before but i have written green and smut
suppose i run a few ideas by you and refer to you for help on ilexas character. would that be fine?
>>
>>163701547
I mostly play support, so last hitting is not really a problem, desu. I do lasthit okay-ish when I play carry, though, but I never do. I'd rather have a team of 4 carries and 1 support (me), than 5 carries.
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>>163701379
>>163701431
>>163701540
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/12196957
>Maut is only barely 4k mmr
>tfw I have a higher MMR than maut
Nice.
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>>163701636
Sure.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
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>>163701753
Why do professional dots analysts and commentators have such low MMR
Why is this allowed
How do they know things
>>
>>163701574
ember is a caster now, similar to how Mirana is a caster now
>>
Has anyone here used their alt steam account to try to take normal match making more serious in an attempt to have a higher mmr?

Want to know if just meme or not
>>
quite possibly the most enormous faggot to post itt 2bh lad
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>>163701868
>you need high mmr to be a caster
honestly hate this retarded meme.
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>>163701250
>implying last hits matter after 6.83
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>>163701540
>>163701753
is Maut the dumb kumiko poster?
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>>163701949
it matters who gets the last hit on your mom's ovaries
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>>163701949
its really all about tiliting the other team by constantly fighting I haven't seen anyone care about last hits unless their flaming the team alchemist.
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>>163701869
his only spell with significant impact scales only with damage
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>>163701250
>>163701547
1k with smurf winrate here, the trench is a lot more complicated than that. Anyone can climb out, but it takes a lot more discipline than just abiding by common sense. You can't tell people to do very simple things with the implication that their MMR will immediately start to rise. They have a lot to learn and may need to rethink how they mentally envision the game entirely.
>>
>No Ragnaros
How will you purge the enemy with fire dotards?
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>>163702152
with Lina?
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>>163701947
>bad at game
>claim to know shit
Top fucking kek
>>
>>163702150
you can literally play left handed while watching chinese snuff films and win in 1k without any effort if you're not inbred
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>>163663475
and?
>>
How do I get better at mid/carry?
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>>163702408
watch anime
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>>163702220
I'm sure a bad low mmr player would understand why a Alch bought a blademail against a rapier Sniper.

Fuck tard.
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>>163702474
Already do senpai
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>>163663398
Is she still relevant in Dota?
>>
>>163702526
up the dosage
>>
>>163702526
Change your avatar to an anime girl
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>>163702259
Dota has an extremely high skill ceiling, anon, we all had to start somewhere, and quite a few players haven't even played any kind of game with a similar feel. I'm still objectively shit at the game but I am still playing at a level that I couldn't even mentally picture as a beginner.
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>>163702150
>1k

linabrewmaster.webm
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>>163701829
Kill yourself you absolute degenerate.
>>
Why has barnyyy abandoned us? Where has he gone? Does he still play Dota? Is he even alive? Please respond
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>when the accept button comes up and your heart starts racing for that +25/-25 MMR
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>>163701574
he's not ADC anymore he's APC
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>>163702684
Like I said, I win almost all of my game now, even ones with feeder teammates.
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>>163702698
Why don't you come kill me in a roleplay?
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Does anybody even build Daedalus anymore now that Bloodthorn exists?
Do we need to buff Daed or nerf blodthorn?
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>>163674374
For you
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Which tank scales the strongest with items? Centaur?
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>>163702825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7acf_u1INw
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>>163702778
I killed his fat gook ass
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>>163702995
pudge
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>>163702903
*uses midas on your dad*
...
*buys rapier*
...
*1 shots u and kills ur ancient*
...gg ez
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>>163702995
WK, since he is effectively a carry that is designed around durability.
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>>163703218
WK is barely a tank though. His aura is weak and his stun isn't that spammable or disruptive.
>>
Is there ever a reason to buy S&Y?
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>>163703517
if you somehow ended up playing troll warlord.
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>>163703517
when you gotta go fast
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>>163703608
>>163703608
>>163703608

New christmas thread
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>>163703480
30% lifesteal is as strong as your damage is
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>>163701868
Cap is 6.6k.
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>>163702197
Lina doesnt turn hammers into a meteor though
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