/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for tempesta ugly as shit

>>163546490
your mother ugly as shit

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tried an older appearance. does it look better?

>>163546596
better, but still needs to be older and more rugged

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>>163546362
second for BULLY

>>163546596
Fuckboy looks nicer I think. Don't know who Manny Pardo is tho.

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>>163546689
the man who hunts down the miami mutilator.
You should be thanking this brave individual for bring him down!

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>>163547008
Can we bring back pardo posting

>>163546684
Holy shit man, that DoF is awful

Jesus why are the tempesta wings so huge? They could not of added a low level spoiler?

Man these cheaters who come into a session and claim they dont cheat when it's so obvious

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>>163546450

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I finally got banned. Been doing TT for months, spend money customizing loads of cars. Couple days ago some hacker drops about 50,000 in bags on me and teleports me across map. Why do I have the feeling it was that and not the TT that got me banned. Fucking Jewstar.

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what do you negroes think about cancer gta youtube channels

>>163546362
Is buying and filling warehouses a waste of time? It feels like it.

>>163546490
tempesta is like a hot chick with no ass whatsoever.

>>163547928
I think the car export business took over. it's a good way of making 320k quickly.

>The only cool thing Rockstar ever does with the map.
>Makes the driving even shitter than it already is.

>Can't become a CEO because the lobby is already at max
Why does this limit even exist?

>steal vehicle
>assholes in armored car / choppers show up
>shoot down chopper
>wreckage lands on the car i'm trying to steal
>$34000 damage

as if their aim wasn't bullshit enough.

>>163548554
So the entire playerlist doesn't become a fucking rainbow

>>163548554
console memory limitations

>>163547520
It was TT. They have been detecting the TT hack for about a month.

ElCr100 playing on pc.

I need some friends please :(

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>>163548554

>>163548653
>We will never live in a perfect world where console peasants are eradicated and video games no longer fettered by shitty hardware restrictions.

Guys i got banned on PC
Would it be possible to transfer my progress from PS4 to PC?
I've already transferred once

>>163548653
How do console memory limitations stop everyone becoming a CEO?

>>163547753
HAYGUIZ MISTERBAWSSFOURDAWEEN EAR TODAY AND I GOT ANOTHER GRAYND THEF-T OTTO VIDEO FOR YOU HERE TOO-DAY!
*AIDS riddled manlet on webcam*

>>163549749
I hate that guy, go to pyrereal gaming instead, that dude is cooler.

>>163549883
GTA Series Videos and Broby(broughby? Spelling?) are the only good ones i've seen.

>>163549749
Has mrautism ever had a response to people calling him trash or does he just ignore it?

Guys i got banned on PC
Will both my Playstation progress and PC progress be deleted?
I checked SC and only PC was blacked out on online

>>163550379
HA HA GUYS THATS PRETTY CRAZY
THIS CAN GET CRAZY
THIS THING IS CRAZY
THAT THING IS CRAZY
SO ROCKSTAR HAS BEEN GOING TO PEOPLES HOUSES AND SHOOTING THEM IN THE FACE SO YOU KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY
HERE'S A 12 MINUTE VIDEO ON IT
DON'T FOREGT TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, AND PLEASE GO TO MY SPONSERED DATAMINING WEBSITE FOR SHARKCARDS

i hope he rolls his car into a golf course pond and drowns.

>2 degrees in finance
>selling cars for $900 thousand less that their market price

>>163551037
>earns $300 a day

>Top range car
>Last I need for a collection
>Cargobob mission
>Drop car on the ground so I can get out and kill helicopters
>Helicopters keep killing me with their bullshit guns
>Cargobob somehow blows up
>Car stuck in a place where I can't drive it out

>>163551374
well she works 24 hours a day so breaking it down that's pretty shitty pay

>>163551523
$12.50 an hour

>>163551037
Maybe that's just YOUR cut, and the rest goes to your employees and stuff.

>>163551374
So, about ~8,400 a month

That's not bad, assuming she rents an apartment.

>>163550156
broughy

>>163551619
Then again, she has two degrees, that's really bad for what she's making

>>163551523
>she

>>163551794
im sorry *they

also i asked yesterday but nobody seemed to know. Does anyone know who made the new vehicle mission tracks or where i can find them at least they are great to listen too

>>163551917
It's HE!
Either you choose the male assitstant
Or you choose the tranny assistant
There are L I T E R A L L Y NO genuine FEMALES IN GTA ONLINE

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>>163552106

Since someone brought up AI. Let's not forget the Police AI. I've had cases of getting out of a 4 star wanted level by parking my car, hiding behind some building that police AI can't walk to, then going back out after the wanted level goes down, picking up the EXACT SAME CAR doing a fucking drift (more like slide) right past the cops that were chasing me and driving off with them just going 'eh' and going their own merry way.

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>>163552273
>filename

>>163550690
no, your PS progress is safe

if you contact rockstar you may be able to make the transfer one more time ala character appearance

>>163552724
Oh phew
If that's the case that means i don't have to find my parents again
Had almost the same face since launch

Are /gtag/ lobby's full of trolls who wreck deliveries?

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>Get the X80
>Have to do the time trial thing
>yeah alright
>no problem even in a sultan RS
>Take the car
>beat up owner
>nothing unusual
>Take it back to los santos
>His friends are "pissed off"
>get bad boys chasing me head on in oncoming traffic
>they hit me
>it's fucking snowing
>i slide into the ocean
the rage of 1000 suns

>>163553975
Only if you're not in /gtag/ or not a friend of someone in it

>>163554051
Neet I need to join the crew.

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56th for belle

>>163549749
I think Chaotic is worse
The way he just pronounces those first words is fucking terrible
Like he tries to sound really posh, but it just sounds like he tries too hard, while constantly putting accents on every fucking syllable

>>163552716
>that good feel when you blast these ''guys'' into the wall or into traffic with your rocket voltic

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Think the next GTA will be a F2P MMO?

>>163555424
dude.........
epic....

>grinding alone in a solo session
>other gtagers join
>randoms join
>gtagers refuse to kick randoms
>my once solo lobby is now filled with shitters and randoms
>go search for a new solo session
>this happens multiple times a day

>>163553975
Not on PS4. Just got done selling a warehouse and a random gtag bro helped me out.

>>163555919
Was this on PS4 just now? I didnt even know you could vote to kick people.

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>>163555919
>chill in session alone
>rando shows up
>we ignore one another as we grind cars
>suddenly more randys show up
>they fuck everything up
>they're in a crew all together so me and my original rando get kicked together
I still don't see why we have to do this shit in """""public"""""" lobbies

What's the best station in the game and why is it VBR?

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Damn, gotta gitgud to the point of being able to read these strats rockstar is doing.

>>163555919
how do you get in a public session by yourself on ps4? I remember if I tried to keep hopping sessions looking for a good one it would put me solo after like my 4th hop

>>163556265
VBR is 2nd for me. I've grown accustomed to LS Rock Radio because it was always the first station that got on in the Creator for me, and I liked the music so I never changed it

The launcher crashes every time it finishes downloading the update. Submitted a support ticket, but they haven't responded yet. Can anyone help?

Quick someone post PS3 Hippo, it's important.

>>163556138
Fucking learn how to do it already you useless fuck

>>163556503
You should have put your mic on and said something, bitch.

>>163556321
I had a similar thing in a stunt race
Was on Chiliad, when you go into the tunnel, there are 2 barriers with billboards so you have to go left and right.
Those barriers, however, decided to spawn .1 second before I hit them head on
Ruined my 1st spot

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>>163556265
>Not Space 103.2
>Not Flylo FM

Skeletons has to be my favorite track

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>>163556439
pls help

Ok I bought my vehicle warehouse, and I stole a Banshee. I can sell each car as I get them right? It's not like the regular warehouses where you have to fill it before selling it, correct?

>>163556503
chill out boyo
buying is never the issue, selling is

>>163556573
Can you not think for yourself? How much direction in life do you need? Holy shit.

>>163556475
Please, I can't find that Moomin screenshot on google. I do need it.

Also, is there any reason why I wouldn't perform the $7k upgrades and then sell? It's saying I can sell as is for $20, or do $7k worth of upgrades and get $35k. Seems like a no brainer.

>>163556727
they're going to tell you to do a fresh install and make sure your video card drivers are up to date

>>163556742
Correct

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; - ;

>>163557025
Already reinstalled my drivers, but a fresh GTA V install? Fuck that shit.

so this is where you've been since you left /ck/

>>163557030
Ok good. Thanks.

>>163557126
lol no I came back here today/past couple days but never left /ck/ even if I didn't post a lot

>>163557272
I thought you died.

>>163556967
you pay for the upgrades up front so you don't get that money back if you fail to deliver the car

but yeah, there's no reason not to do it if you're careful

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This is getting ridiculous

>>163557325
I was sick for like 5 months and felt like I was going to die but I'm on medicine now and only drink on the weekends which is probably why I don't post all the time even though I read

So when you enter your office for the first time, you get this cutscene where your assistant explains everything
THEN you get a cutscene/animation of your character getting out of the elevator

The fuck is this shit, man

Remember when lester mentioned working with someone too unpredictable?
FUCKING GOOKS AND RUSKIES RUINING EVERYTHING FOR US

>>163557508
Good to hear. My grandpa always said, "opiate may be a faggot, but at least he isn't sceak"

>just about every session I join has 4 people

jeez, just how many bad goyim did they ban?

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>>163557652
lmao

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>>163557382
>Saw up nullprophets jacket/skirt/whatever again

>>163557710
pretty good for four bucks

Starting up a pac stan need 3 people who up?

>>163557691
>first session I join is an almost full gtag session
makes you think

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Kaz bullying

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so comfy here watching princess bubble gum taking a hot bath

>>163558176
Her name is Princess Robot Bubblegum you fucking philistine.

CAN ANYONE THAT IS UNDER LEVEL 30 JUST FUCK OFF AND NOT JOIN ANY HEISTS

HOLY FUCK YOU ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH LEARN THE GAME FIRST YOU FUCKING SHITTERS

>Don't play this game for months
>Come back and try the new adversary mode
>Mission gets stuck loading
Bravo Rockstar bravo

how bad at gta do you have to be to get more than $1000 in damage during a vehicle sourcing when getting chased by npcs?

>>163558176

im sorry

>>163557881
I still can't believe that place was only 4 bucks, but never really investigated it

>>163558354
lol had a lv 9 rando join us when gtag fell short and was just as good as everyone else over 100

I know he was an alt but you have to give them a chance

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>>163557382

>>163558613
She was a fat lying cunt, so it probably wasn't.

>cuckphaggot gets in server
>stards being a cuck faggot
>report for dropping money on people and having godmode
>didn't do any of these things
>don't care just want to see em' banned

My Prophecy will happen, it always does.

>>163558354
i think the better question is why are you doing heists

jesus christ r* servers must be shitting themselves right now
constantly getting split sessions.
>>163558598
well if you're unlucky enough like me to have to stop on the side of the road where the braindead npcs drive, they've ended up sliding into my parked car one time. still only ended up with like 2-3K in damages though.

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>did a full reinstall of GTA
>title update downloads fine now

>>163559041
what else is there to do

>>163559173
told you

>>163559196
can anyone really ask this question unironically anymore

>>163559249
now just to wait 2 hours while it finishes downloading the actual game

Is there any game mode that's actually enjoyable?
Besides Top Fun

>>163560107
Stunt races tbf

>>163556424
Put your MTU settings on 800

>>163560107
The Flight Plan

>>163560229
how many rams you need for flight plan, it always crashes my game.

i have 8gb

>>163560107
Stunt races are fun as all hell. Survival is kinda fun with friends, as are the missions. Everything else is torture.

>>163560310
It doesn't matter how much RAM.
What matters is its speed.

>>163560107
I like Power Play until the snipers spawn. Setting up grenade traps for beasts is a blast and most people have no clue the beast can go invisible. Lost count of how many people pulled their phone and left the game after I did it.

>>163560107
Deadline

>>163560310
You need a mask

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>tfw the only upgrade my car had was a spoiler
Are these people even trying?

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>tfw you've been grinding crates all day in anticipation of 50% profit boost coming tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op-LBp4sH7w

>>163559473
>2 hours
that would be like my whole night if I had to download it


>>163560157
what is MTU? I can try to run my ps4 using internet sharing and was going to try netlimiter but don't really feel like pulling my desk out to switch ethernets

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>>163560637
>lv179
>NODO
>fucking 9th

what a disgrace

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>>163560697
Finally, my ultimate maximum rival bonus screenshot will be topped

>>163560637
they proply had all those cheat modes on like catchup ext

>>163560637
>12 minutes of City Air
I'd give up too.

>>163560830
Catchup and slipstream were off

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>>163560783
nice, anon
you go gold yet?

>>163561287
I don't cheat so no ; )

>watching Achievement Hunter play GTAO
>you will never have this much fun

Feels bad mang

>>163560712
Try Internet settings, custom. Use automatic for all options, except MTU. MTU is at 1500 by default, set it to 800.

This will put you in an empty lobby.

>>163561423
fuck off shill.

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>>163561483

>>163560697
There's a 50% profit boost coming tomorrow? Is there some concrete proof of this?

>>163561676
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60086/GTA-Online-Festive-Surprise-Holiday-Bonuses-Los-Santos-Snowfall
>50% BONUS CASH ON SELECT UNLAWFUL ACTIVITIES (12/24 - 12/25)

>If you're going to miss Santa's "Nice" list, you might as well miss by a mile. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day only, get 50% more from the following criminal activities:

>• 50% more GTA$ on all Vehicle Exports
>• 50% more GTA$ on all Biker Business Sales
>• 50% more GTA$ on all Special Cargo Deliveries

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>>163561350
but i'm on the PS4, anon
there's no reason why you shouldn't be there naturally by now

>>163560637
got your account now faggot.

prepare to lose it ;)

>>163561913
fug!

>>163561734
Well shieeeet. Guess I should fill my warehouse tonight.

>>163561747
got bored around 800, been doing imports since then desu

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Post your snow/christmas vehicle

Best way to make money solo? i did the sandking XL farming for 20k but you gotta wait an hr for each one.

any other ways?

>>163562203
Git gud at racing

>>163562203
What >>163562268 said, plus hit up whatever event is 2x payout at the time.
Grind that shit out until you hit a million, then buy Maze West office and start smashing out VIP work until you can get a vehicle warehouse and get into boosting cars.

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>>163562117

>>163562390
>>163562268
thanks

money bonus is active right now, better get in on the grind goys

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>>163561734
Update seems to be live. The bonus also carries over into the collection stuff too.

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>>163562390
Stop telling people to buy the Maze Bank West office! It is objectively the worst office.

Save your money so you can afford the office you want AND need.

Social Club username is D3V14NT13

Please forgive my username, back in the 90s using numbers instead of letters was R A D I C A L. I'm sure you understand.

Been playing on PS4 for a long time, but got it for PC in the recent sale. Not accustomed AT ALL to keyboard and mouse and my PS4 gear is being shipped by the military, due to arrive in about 2 months. I'm going to be kind of clumsy, haha.

>>163562662
Oh, forgot to put the actual request.

Any chance I could get in on some of this?

>>163562662
haha

>>163562662
xD

>>163557382
this happened to me once in gta 4, but the road had a clear pothole in it. so much salt came out of my ass.

>>163562662
lmao

>>163562662
it hasn't been the 90s for almost 17 years m8, you can change it now.

>>163562967
Yeah, but then I'll have to remember a new one.

Makes people underestimate me, anyway. Although it does make people also not give me a chance sometimes.

>>163562967
haha

>>163563036
I get the feeling nobody is underestimating you, haha

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>>163562662
>>163563036

>>163563036
.. you can't remember a name?

jfc

>>163562662
>Not accustomed AT ALL to keyboard and mouse and my PS4 gear is being shipped by the military

What?

>>163563182
Eh, we'll see. Never played on PC, maybe I'll be trash at it.

I like to think I'm not a total dipshit, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0kF-zS_Sdc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKzJ-LTjAD4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4kWI1KZkJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RGMRLaeBs

>>163563312
:^)

>>163563381
I can, but if I already have one memorized why would I bother making a new one arbitrarily? To impress people I've never met?

>>163563528
not necessarily to impress people, but not looking like a retard helps in stopping people treating you like one

that's why i stopped wearing my leg braces. who needs to walk anyway!

>>163563527
Household Goods shipment. Discharged about a week ago to use my GI Bill and my shit's gotta go across the world. Meant to put my stuff in my luggage, but the guys that pack your shit grabbed my controllers. I'd left it out to use on my laptop and they must have thought it was with the rest of the stuff. Got the PS4 itself, but no HDMI and no controller until it arrives.

>>163563664
Eh, let them. If someone's gonna treat me poorly over a name when most of the cunts online have names like xXSniper_Hardcore_420Xx, they can shove their elitism up their ass.

Plus, this way my accounts have names across systems. PS4, for example, I use the same username.

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>>163563772
excuse me but xXSniper_Hardcore_420Xx is a SAINT

>>163561483
He's not shilling, it's the oldest /gtag/ meme of them all

i miss cat tower's calming voice

>Someone asks for help with selling stuff
>Join them
>"Okay, now let's just wait 20 minutes for my friend to join"

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>Can't custom create any co-operative gamemodes
Why does everything have to involve shooting other players
Why can't we just shoot NPCs for once

>>163563836
Pheeew, I used to know a guy that did the "index and pinky point" following the Pirates of the Caribbean coming out. Obnoxious cunt, thought he WAS Jack Sparrow. In reality, he WAS a tool.

Anyway, about that gtag crew. Sent a request, posted on here, just wait it out now I figure? Already got my shit transferred over.]

>>163564070
No custom coop or missions is really frustrating. Being able to set up a huge PMC vs PMC type thing would be great. Being a resistance movement against Merryweather following a takeover of what has suddenly and mysteriously become an island, for example.

>>163564070
scrap or die nigga
murktown let's gooo
doot doot doot doot
bang nigga
Lzzzzzzzzzzz

>>163564205
you should watch The Sopranos

>>163562658
It has some mild annoyances compared to others but it makes up for them in its price. There is nothing wrong with maze bank.

>>163564341
Been meaning to, thanks for the tip. Got a lot more free time now than before so I may as well.

>>163564205
Fucking hell I want to punch you in the face

>>163564570
Try it.

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Yo, I wanna splurge real quick. Sultan RS, Nightshade, or Comet Retro?

>>163564639
I'm 6'3 fite me faggit

>>163564709
The fuck has the Nightshade to do with the other 2?
They're all shit cars compared to their class
Pick the one that looks the best

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>>163564783

>>163564205
nice blog faggot

Can I get an invite to the PSN crew? Name's PopeyeSailorMan

>>163546362
Just crew my shit up
SC: Ty_THO
(PS4)

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Made a new emblem, social club is being a shit though and won't even show it outside of the creator.

What does /gtag/ want for Christmas?

btw I am Santa

>go pick up car from entire other side of the map, high value

>start driving it back

>look away from the screen for a second

>look back

>everyone lagged out and flames are spontaneously coming out of my car, 4 feet high

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>>163566841
You think that's bad?
>doing cocaine delivery
>get shitty vans
>do one van delivery, come back
>box glitched out of both vans, spawning underneath the vans, destroying ones engine and fucking up and weakening the others.

>>163566768
GTAO's snow map to be ported to SP and enabled through a cheat code.

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>It's a boxville episode

>>163567197
Socks it is

>>163567197
You can already do that with menyoo you double nigger.

>>163567323
I should've asked for a shark card.

>>163563528
mplying you should care about what people (normies) think about your username (or ever)

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>tfw nothing more satisfying than landing headshots with the Revolver during a drive by then and repeat during a 4 star chase

Haven't played in years but man has it got some longevity to it.

>>163568746
>getting the occasional one-shot-explosion on a car with the revolver
this gun is serious boner fuel

>steam keeps crashing
>gta v keeps crashing
>controller drivers keep crashing
fuck windows 10

>>163566291
>Implying anyone who's allowed to change the emblem ever will except to something they made themselves
Nepotism at its finest

>>163571013
That's why I have my own literally who crew for using my own emblems.

>>163563679
>trusting your PS4 to TMO

...bruh....

>>163571537
Oh, no, that came with me in my checked luggage but the sons of bitches grabbed the HDMI and my controllers.

Wrapped it in my hoodie.

Remember the Trevor mission where you go down to the docks and pretend to be a longshoreman? Well the actual longshoremen's union for LA/LongBeach is doing a lottery for new workers. If any of you are in the LA area and arent complete pussies, you should mail in a card

http://ilwu13.com/index.php/union-documents/bulletins-main-menu/bulletins/9162-bulletin-34-16

>>163571996
"No."

>>163571940
Yeah I'm an idiot and replied after only reading the first sentence. My bad.

TMO sent my shit to San Diego when I got out. I live in Los Angeles. I would have done a do it yourself move but I was coming out of alaska and it was march.

>>163565819
I don't see you

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>>163571996
No Comprede
Manifesto say deliver here

>>163566768
new vice city

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>>163572367
Fucking love the attention to detail in the harbor stuff

I got alcohol. I got xmas shopping done. I got tonight off. I got snow and I got the comet retro.

It's /gtag/ time, babeh.

>>163572096
Man, hope that doesn't happen with me. Gave the movers some alcohol and coffee supplies I had leftover, maybe it'll act as a bribe and they'll be careful not to fuck my shit up.

Grand Marnier orange liquer
Jack Daniels black cherry whiskey
Disaronno almond liquer
Some other stuff I can't remember.

Also, while playing, some random picked me up. We were driving around and my shit started lagging, then geometry disappeared, and then everything locked up. I haven't had failure like that in YEARS. Can this be attributed to servers?

How many reports does it take before rockstar checks you ?

>>163572657

Just one.

>>163561287

>people actually want their offices to look like shit

I just have some crates of guns on the floor, and the bar is full of drugs and booze, honestly it's exactly what I want. Dunno why anyone wants their office to look so shit.

>>163569534
a dude was passenger in my car and was doing that. i thought he was hacking i never knew revolver could 1 shot cars

>>163573175
I wouldn't mind being able to clean it up a bit but it's not like I'm sperging out because my office is covered in flatscreens, loose money and a couple dozen antler gun racks.

>>163572657
Ask Mr.Owl.

>>163561734
Fuck my life. I sold a warehouse today.

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>Looking at all the assorted crews in the OP
>All those dead as fuck crews
>Last posts 2-3 years ago
>Find one that has an emblem published by an old forgotten account of mine

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>>163573175
I didn't notice the mess until it was too late. Now I've got shit all over the fucking floor, and it bugs me.

I would want mine set up as you said. Instead, I've got a bunch of random bullshit everywhere.

It's fun to get my hands on my old Dubsta again. Can't wait to get that amphibious technical, though. I've wanted something like that a long time.

>>163574018
GTA V only came out a year ago you fucking liar

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>join the game for the first time since snow update
>20 seconds in
>"bls help for da car sale"
>I help, I'm driving
>next thing I know
>sharp turn into a river
>destroyed the guys car in the first 3 minutes playing

wew

>>163574313
GTAV came out in 2013.
Imabitethisbait

>>163574313
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>>163574365
>>163574381
HAHA TROLED U LOL XD

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>>163574464

>>163546362
Looking to rejoin PC only crew, SC: Steel-Horse

I would like to join gtag: -Nessi

>>163573058
Really? I figure it has to be more than that. Surely all those false flaggers whenever they get killed

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Nice

>>163574832
You're cucklisted

Why can't I update my deatmatch in the content creator? My LTS mission can be updated just fine but if I try the deathmatch I made it tells me the cloud servers are unavailable
I made them both on deadgen and now I'm on PC btw

How do I become an influential voice in the GTAG community?

>>163575525
The real question is: Why would you want to?

>>163575525
Killing yourself on camera tends to leave an impression.

>>163575525
Be a tripfag/jetshitter/rooftopcamper/transgender/closeted homosexual (pick one or more) with or without skill

>Rando tries to run me over
>One shot him with the revolver right before he connects
Is there anything more satisfying in this game?

>>163575636
>>163575860
Thanks for the advice!

>>163575525
Just start namefagging and posting a lot of random pictures and .webms of your character doing nothing
It has to be female though or else it doesn't count, and she has to look like a boy or else it still doesn't count

>>163576141
Yee

For real though, it oughtta be the same as any community. Be active, start as a follower, become a leader. One, two, three.

Alternatively, create an ambiguously gendered persona and catfish everyone.

>>163575609
I feel like I can really turn this place around. Transform this board into a breeding ground for intelligent and engaging conversation, and progress the in-game sessions into a beautifully efficient machine of pure profit and hospitality.

>falsely banned
>can't appeal it
welp

>>163576331
PC Community zeitgeist is already pretty good from my experience so far playing late at night.

Some rando started shit and the whole server beat his ass until he left, then everyone resumes business as usual with a few people teaming up after that.

>>163576210
>>163576246
I'm going to try a different approach to winning this popularity contest. Not with looks and visual/ audible appeal, but with merit and ideology alone.

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>>163576535
Do your best.

>>163576446
I want all parts of the GTAG to have the same level of efficiency as the PC community. One united crew, that can venture from platform to platform knowing all will be the same.

Is PC down for anyone else?

>>163576685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OO9t-iH6kE

>>163576714
I was having connectivity issues and instability.

>>163576436
>"falsely" banned

how much hacked money did you stand around accumulating from modders?

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>>163576578
Thank you, anon. I see a very bright future for GTAG on all platforms.

>>163576781
Even then, R* says you won't be banned for illegitimately acquired money.

>>163576436
>>falsely banned
Proofs?
>>163575078
Sorry you're on the blacklist
>>163576535
Haha good luck with that faggot
>>163576764
>Hayter's throat cancer voice
I'd like to hear Chief Kief do this speech
Peace Walker FOX Engine remaster when?
I miss /mgg/

>>163576974
>I miss /mgg/

You and me both, brother.

Did you play MGO3 with us before it died completely following the RPG nerf tweakset?

>>163576974
>Proofs?
Yea, that I'm not the only one it's happened to, and that when someone in your lobby forces you to teleport across the fucking map, makes your car fly into the fucking atmosphere, and does shit to your character, odds are you're going to be flagged by their stupid fucking system.

>>163576764
>>>163576685 (You)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OO9t-iH6kE

We have an ideaology, we have a purpose, and we don't fall to the highest bidder. GTAG follows strict rules and regulations, the most important being a cross platform unity that protects and respects one another.

>>163577039
I never got to play MGO3 at all, I was too busy with the singleplayer and by the time I was sick of it and moved on to another game
>>163577139
Take them to court

>>163577139
what makes you think they would even design such a retarded anti cheat

you probably just accumilated like 50 mil from modders who were trying to get you banned by giving you money bags that are too big

You guys really think of this shit too seriously.
GTAG is just where a bunch of autists go to play GTAO with other autists.
t. autist

>>163577256
Ah. Well, at least you don't have to deal with the Quietposter anymore.

Unless you WERE him.

.....Were you? WERE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!

>>163577347
Jesus don't remind me, I had no idea one NEET could be so autistic

>>163577342
GTAG is as you described it, but imagine what it could be.

>>163577471
Some say he still shitposts to this day.

"Big Boss never loved her, and she-"

>>163577557
He does.
Don't mention those fucking words.
He shows up in MGSV threads on /v/.
>>163577546
Am I gonna have to start kicking people in the unofficial circlejerk chat?

>>163577635
Does he? Holy shit, man.

...What if it's Hayter?

Can somebody shot me an invite for the pc gang

ElCr100 is my id

already bored of cars and snow

>>163548554
Too many jobs
Too many teams
Too many buzzards and what not

>>163578004
:O

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>>163578184

>>163551037
You are stealing cars, why pay market price for a stolen car?

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:thinking:

>>163578447
reddit bad onga bonga

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>>163578748
What did he mean by this?

IMMIGRANT COCKSUCKER

>>163578816
He meant "why no hackar from fourvan giv me mone"

>>163578959
I'm aiming for your heeead!

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Merry Xmas Eve, you deplorables.

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pixle

>>163579449
Impressive. We should all get together for a Christmas party. Contest for whoever has the best Xmas outfit, winner receives a 10 dollar dork card.

Any interest?

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>>163579449
fox

>>163574932
They're a minority.

How do i pick up a snowball?

>>163579976
g. If you're using a controller, try dpad left.

>>163580057
thanks!

>>163579449
fuck off tranny attentionwhore

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>>163556424
>>163557025
>>163557272
>>163572424
Welcome back faggot, now please leave

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>>163579879
vanirra
>>163580156
I didn't take that one, this is mine
t. pixle

What the hell buffalo is everyone talking about?

>>163578995
Who is this haxx0r known as fortune?

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>deliver the special cargo to the drop-offs
>there are no drop-offs to deliver special cargo to
gg

What's a good overclock for a 2500k?

>>163580684
Bell

>>163575860
You forgot to add white supremacist to that list

Would it be possible to deliver more than 8 crates solo? The game keeps warning me that it's a bad idea because it apparently takes multiple vehicles but unless there's a short time limit or some sort of weird prevention I don't see why I couldn't deliver one shipment and then another.

>>163556424
Just use the ATR time skip method

>>163560637
Catchup and slipstream really help in making shitboxes competitive

>>163582013
you can only get 3 at a time and yes with a helicopter you can do them solo

Is it worth doing VIP work after a crate mission to make back the 18k and then some or is it more economical in the long run to buy more crates immediately after the cooldown?

>>163583770
more economical to buy more crates but nicer to your associates if you have them. Only necessary solo if you are poor and need to stay afloat.

>>163583667
>with a helicopter
Gross. I'll just stick with 8 then.

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>>163583885
>8
what did he mean by this?

Specter when

>>163575525
Be nice and only suggest actually interesting and good stuff to make the crew blossom

be nice is enough

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>>163576764
>>163576685
>>163576446
Piss Poor also helps each other everytime they can, even if they may loose against some jet shitters, we'll stick together

>>163579449
>>163579879
>>163580625
nothing more cringeworthy than males playing as females.

kill yourself you beta faggot

>>163583829
Thanks, but nothing is going to be fucking economical to me if these cargo plane missions keep bugging out.
>drop crate
>delivery counter doesn't go up
This is the second time today these delivery missions have turned out to be incompleteable garbage for me. I'm starting to feel sorry for the banned cheaters.

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literally double payout

thank you jewish overlords

>>163584640
and here i am with 120k accepting every heist setup to try make money

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>>163584491
I envy every cheaters, even banned ones, they are free frrom this hell
>car missions
>5 standards in a row
>1 mid
>10 FUCKNIG STANDARDS IN A ROW
>1 High Class
>6 Standards in a row
Fuck Rockstar, fuck them good.

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>no /gtag/ best friend

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>>163585139

will i get banned for playing online doing shit by myself? i dont wanna buy the game and get rekt by a guy dropping money on me..

also, do you think i can run this with a 660 ti lol

>>163584364
not everyone needs to compensate for their lack of masculinity through video games

>>163585263
>660ti

Pal, I'm doing this with a 2500k cpu.

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>>163585348
This, not only this, how much of a faggot do you have to be to put yourself into a Videogame. Holy shit, thats fucking sad and casual as fuck.

At least try to roleplay something different for once.

>>163585410
also, is it better on pc? i have it on ps4 already but i am on pc much more often

>>163585348
>>163585487
how cute.

faggots in denial

>>163585632
>being this insecure
sad

>>163585632
So what if I play a female character? So what if I want to pound Kaz's boipussy until he can't stand. These things do not, I repeat, do not make me a faggot.

>>163585703
>being this in denial
sad

>>163585542
>is it better on PC

Immensely. Most games are.

>>163585632
>>163585735
Oh yeah, nice arguments, you self loving, left hand jerking retard, rubbing one of to your reflection in the mirror.

>>163585873
>he types as he awaits his mother to bring him chicken nuggets.

i bet youre fat and hate looking in a mirror

>>163585703
>>163585873
>>163585348
>>163585487
>latent transvestites lash out

>>163585946
that sounds a whole lot like an r9k-pol halfbreed projecting

>>163585946
>>163586004
>closet faggots justifiyng their homo lust for themselves

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>>163585868
>menufags
>chinks
>ruskies
>these make pc better than console
Nice lies desu

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>when you finally buy the ruiner

>>163585946
>>163586004
So wait, you actually do put """"Yourselfs""""" into the game? Didn't you know this is the most basic and childish form of projection?

I bet you have a facebook unironically