/utg/ - Undertale General

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sans

>finally fixed the gap
Way to go, op!

>>162892848
AU canon where all the monsters are "disappeared" by government and other agencies and turned into sex slaves or experimented on.

>>162892758
I approve of this Asgore, I would happily cuddle up to him and accept him as my father because I never really had a father figure growing up then gently kiss him right on the nose playfully, accepting the inevitable beard hair that would get all over my face!

>>162892927
Aw, we'll be your dad, anon.

Now get some nice images for daddy.

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>>162892836
hes my favorite

>>162893049
Did Sans just FUCKING MURDER undyne?

>>162893016
I would get you some comfy images anon, but I don't have any saved right now after several incidents, I just backed them all up to my onedrive which I also don't have linked to anything but my phone for similar reasons. I might make the extra effort for you though anon, anything in particular that you want?

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>>162893049
woah what a coincidence, me too

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>>162893209
He had no choice. She was feeding Papyrus lies and trying to get Papyrus to leave him and report him to the royal guard. What would a whore dyke like her know of the pure love between brothers? Sometimes he has to punish Papyrus but that's just tough love. She didn't understand, couldn't understand that sometimes he had to hurt Papyrus. Its not his fault really. If anything hes just as much of a victim!

>>162893272
How about one of your favorites hugging someone? Anyone you like.

>>162893209
theyre all dead jim. mettaton, undyne, papyrus, all no match for bad time papa

>>162893209
The kiddo will finally be his and his alone

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>>162893349
Sure anon. I like everyone pretty much so take this cute Alphyne pic.

>>162893697
That's a damn fine post, anon. I like it.

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nice

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>>162893952
Anon your frequent niceposting started off fine and all, but now its coming to a point where I've started to save that stuff without second thought, in a place where there's a chance no matter how small people could see that stuff. I appreciate its cute and all but anon, maybe spreading the gay isn't so cute.
You see, just then I used the word cute to describe a male albeit not human character.
This kind of thing gives people the wrong idea.
Not to mention unwanted waking dreams and daydreams and thoughts.

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What are you guys doing during real dead hours? Not posting undertale clearly. Post things that give you pleasant shivers down your back. Like pic related.

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>>162894786
I blame the expression.

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Asgore plush when

>>162894406
I like creepy nice cream man better.

>>162894786
I'm playing Master of Orion

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>>162894786
The thought of being in this position with Asriel is intoxicating.

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>>162895372
>imagine the scent
I have that image saved probably multiple times at this point because I don't even bother checking if I already have it with images as great as that.
>>162894996
Yeah that cheeky but playful smirk of his gets me too.

>>162894406
>homophobic anon killed the thread
STANDING HERE I REALISE

>>162896043
just go to bed anon

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>>162895578
>Imagine the smell
Oh god, you know it would be the best.

Chara's cute, hot, HUGE, plump butt!

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Welp can't sleep

Drew a fat sans

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Anybody heard this thing Toby made? It's quite good.

https://soundcloud.com/ackkstudios/into-the-mind-yiik-battle-theme-by-toby-fox

what the fuck is Yiik

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>>162896759

Nice work- stubby Sans is the best

>>162896759
draw fat chara next

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>>162896902
Sans is a lot of fun to draw when you just go crazy with his design now and then

I want to have sex with gote dad

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night, guys. if work doesn't kick my ass first, i'll try to post something tomorrow.

>>162897620
good night sweet anon.

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MUSICAL

Frisk's 12+ inch trap dick!

I love you utg! Have a good friday!!

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>Beat Zinnia and catch Rayquaza
>Accidentally KO Deoxys
>Have to beat the E4 again to catch it
Undertale
Have a good Friday folks.

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>>162896296
His fluff pushing up against you gently would make for a living soft cuddly blanket, and his strong grip bringing you in closer would feel great too. Not to mention that tongue was made for licking and kissing. Id let asriel ram his tongue deep down my throat and completely give myself up to him.

I still stand by not being gay though

>>162899309
You're bi. Congratulations. This is how it feels.

>>162899450
Wait till he gets to the depression for realizing that you an only have successful relationships with other bi people and your options are more limited than straight and gay people

>>162899692
tfw im dating another bi and we appreciate both male and female form together

>>162896943
I take it you're aware that there is porn of your asriel and shopkeeper bird

Are we cancer?

>>162900540
nah we're all just trying to have our own fun

>>162900130
I am jealous, congrats though I've just settled for dying alone

>>162900540
Nah.

>>162900540
Nah I'm Sagittarius.

>>162900231
Well I mean Fatz was right here when people drew the first porn images of Cheerie so I think he knows.

>>162899450
Anon. No, guys do nothing for me IRL. Girls do little as well. Honestly I've never fallen in love with anyone either mostly because of my libido or at least that's my theory, I still have close relationships with people of the opposite sex and would date them. Undertale was just a catalyst leading to weird thoughts. Id never do anything with a human male anon, that's gay.

>>162900842
Will you fuck me tho?

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>>162900842
>Saves images of boys crossdressing
>Talks about how good strong grips and being rammed would be like
>Gets along well with girls but doesn't date them

Just face it anon. I can smell the gayness all the way from here.

>>162896759
At least it wasn't all for nothing then. Thanks.

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>>162894786

How many chocolate eclairs should I treat myself to for surviving finals

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>>162894786

>>162901391
Forty of them

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>>162901319

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>>162894786

Good morning.

>>162902062
It's 2:30 in the afternoon you fucking deadbeat

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>>162902062
buenos dias

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>>162902108
Do not talk to your boss like that.

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>>162902128
Go back to bed

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>>162902249
I haven't even slept yet.

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>>162899309

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>>162902375
Take a bath and go to bed

Would you fuck
>Frisk if they were same in terms of appearance, but willing to do anything you ask them to do?
>Chara if they were a female of legal age and it was the best thing you could ever experience in your life, but it was followed by a very slow and painful death and getting your soul eaten?
>Asriel if he was a mass of flesh, wriggling tongues, screaming mouths and constantly moving eyes in the shape of a boss monster?
>Toriel if she was ok with it, but then you had to spend the rest of your life locked in her basement with broken limbs to make sure that you will never leave her
>Asgore if he was willing to do it, but right in the middle of the act, he remembered his family and killed himself
>Sans if he literally did nothing and you had to do everything
>Papyrus if he fucking exploded right before the climax
>Undyne if she ended it by suplexing you with enough force to rupture every organ in your body
>Alphys if she was a completely normal Triceratops
>Mettaton if he was a Working Joe that looks like David Bowie
>Gaster if you died every second until you're done

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>>162902492
That sounds tempting. I'll get around to it soon but for now I can't sleep.
Thanks for the cute girlfriends.

>>162902743
By this list I would only fuck Sans___

>>162902386
I kinda want Chara to bite his tongue off here.

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happy friday

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>>162902743

Chara.

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>>162903213

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REAL
MKID
HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK0dLH8HxPA

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>>162903637

nng

Are there any fics where Chara is separate from Frisk, but still a demon? They're usually a voice in their head or a human.

Who else loved the scene where Frisk asked Sans to help on their math homework and Sans turned on his fire eye and said "Curiosity killed the kiddo..."

being gay is okay
more people should b gay
maybe then i'd be able to get a bf

>>162904142
shut up you

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>>162903972

i don't know of any, but in settings where Chara is all-evil, they 'look' human, but have the red bleeding eyes and teeth and shit

>>162902743
>still no flowey date
Fucking hell
get it together!

>>162904142
being zoo is even more ok
getting a pet is easier than getting a bf

>>162904239
This is something i don't understand. Their eyes don't bleed blood. It's some brown liquid. And their eyeballs are completely gone when it happens. But you wouldn't know that by looking at the fanworks.

>>162904319

Yup. When I saw it, I thought it was because, well Chara is dead, so it's rotting shit. Or maybe it's just for appearances, to freak you out.

I always just Erased though, for the partner

>>162902743
No.

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Oh no you don't!

>>162900231
>>162900836
Yeah I am well aware. I've said it before: I made peace with the fact that porn was gonna happen a while ago.

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Good afternoon.
I just slept like 13 hours what the fuckkk

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Good morning guys!

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>>162905870
Heya Fatz! I'm a big fan of your work. Is there any way we could coax you into joining the /utg/ discord?

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Sup assholes

I'm awake now

>>162906403
>/utg/ discord

Hoo boy I dunno if I can take anymore discord tomfoolery.

Sure why not? I barely use discord aside from that cesspool of a discord I run as a devlog, so dont expect me to be active

>>162902743
That Asriel is like my fetish.
Lmao'd at Asgore. That would be more funny but also pretty rude.
I might still go with Undyne as well.
I'll take up Gaster on that...experience.

>>162904142
People in real life keep saying they don't like homosexuals.

>>162906475
hey

>>162906578
>tfw you join the discord to lurk it but don't even bother doing that

dont go to the discord
frick is there

>>162906715
Yo

>>162906475
Thanks for the update.

>>162906735
yeah but guess what anon...frick is right behind you!

>>162906802
AAAAUAUGGHH
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

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>>162906743
what is the happenings my main dude?

>>162906672
>93 ecto-vagina fics
>0 blooky-as-ghost-diaper fics
What the fuck is wrong with this god damn shit world

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What would you do in this situation?
How would you feel?

>>162907185
obviously id hug the lil guy back

>>162906916
I'm cold

>>162907185
Instantaneous cummy, so powerful is pierces through gotebro and kills him and I am left clutching his dust, why, goatbro, why did you do it

>>162907225
me too my man. me too.

>>162901174
Anon I could justify all of those things logically. Is it so hard for you guys to accept a straight guy here geez. I save every good undertale image I get. That one was probably partly ironically. I don't date the girls on close to because the others know im close with them and ot would be pretty awkward because my main three all hint they like me.
Also the second point would just be justified by me being a sub. Plus you aren't going to deny asriels just a big teddy bear essentially.

>>162907185
Hug back.
Feel pure love.

>>162907185
Dust him
Digested that such a shit character would dare to touch me

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burn

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>>162907185
teleport behind him and wait for him to turn around before i land a critical hit to his gote weak point, his snout

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fak u pig ladee u no keep me heah

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please pet this flower

tHiCk

no im fakkin chineeese

fahk u stoopid dehzee

>>162907862
Why monsters are so easy to kill? A child can kill the strongest type of monster in one hit.

God damn it, I'm wasting all of my creative energies on coming up with shitposts instead of doing any of the writing I'm supposed to be doing
How did this happen

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fak u skeretan

>>162907697
>Digested
You've been shitposting too much from your phone.

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Male spider a cute

>>162908151
Shitposting is fun

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>>162907880
Honk him instead!

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>>162908016

what I wanna know is why I can't just shank him here, like you've already established you will with everyone else

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>>162908291
Maybe he just can't be arsed to.

>>162908336

what, he can't be arsed to be shanked, or Frisk? would have saved a lot of trouble

>>162908291
Or why you can't kill unique monsters if you spared them. Like why can't I kill Toriel right after she hugged Frisk?

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>>162908291
you could try but he would dodge it anyways

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Playing with Flowey!
Forming good, close bonds with him!

>>162908291
because you're limited to what the game allows you to do
same thing happened with flowey, hence how he couldn't find any way to get the souls and how he went mad so quickly

>>162908706
>same thing happened with flowey, hence how he couldn't find any way to get the souls and how he went mad so quickly
Nice headcanon

>>162908797
think about it
if things from his perspective were less videogame-y, then it's very unlikely that he wouldn't have found a way to get the souls with the unlimited time and retries he had
only way he couldn't is if he either got bored before managing to do so, or if a way to do so simply isn't in the "game"
one can make an analogy with trying to save asriel

>>162909045
You retards have no idea what canon actually means, do you?

If its not a thing that is actually said or even hinted at its not canon no matter how much you want to pretend it is.
Fuck off and join the Charafags and Sansfags with your shit

http://www.strawpoll.me/11888161

>>162909152
>no snowdrakefags
shit poll

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i hate this fakkin fish

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>>162909152
the answer is obvious

>>162909132
oh
i think we have a misunderstanding here
i thought you were trying to assert that my headcanon is wrong, not that my headcanon is a headcanon
which it is
good to see that we're in agreement now

>>162909357
Oh I also think you're wrong about Flowey being limited in what he could do but the fact is that you're making all that up on literally nothing so i'm not even going to bother fighting about it since you clearly don't give a fuck in the first place

Its never a good idea to agure with idiots after all

>>162909463
oh
ok

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>>162907880
I'm trying but it is very difficult!

>>162909045
Or the souls were hidden really well and only Asgore knew about where they were hidden. Flowey says that no matter what he did, Asgore never revealed their location. Obviously one of the attempts would be asking him to show the souls as Asriel.

>>162908054
The kek was real.

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>>162908638
>flowey pretending to form a bond with anon in order to learn their strengths weaknesses and personality
>flowey exploiting the anons weakness after a reset
>flowey repeatedly using anon as their new toy
>flowey slowly mindbreaking anon until they would be convince they could share a soul
>flowey coming back after repeating the process with another anon with a fresh new soul and new ways to toy with them
>flowey keeping anon as his new pet/toy with an actual bond being made thanks to his new soul
You get the point

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>>162909661
Floral hugs!
Floral kisses!

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>>162908054
What the fuck I didn't see her face when I looked at this from mobile.
keks were had

>>162902743
2 hours late but I was at a funeral.
>Mettaton if he was a Working Joe that looks like David Bowie
Yes

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we posting floweys?

>>162909258
What the fuck is that, is this a mod?

>>162910180
Hidden NPC.
He's Glyde.

>>162910180
Glyde.

>>162910304
How long has this been in the game?

>>162909991
You are becoming hysterical

>>162910410
The entire time

>>162910450
I'd fuck the box desu senpai

>>162909801
>you will never be dominated by flowey
It hurts
Does anyone have any voice acting of flowey or fan fiction or anything like that to at least make me feel like that?

>>162910410
Day 1. It's a kickstarter donation award or something.

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>>162909991
If I was gay I'd totally find that hot.

>>162910510
>>162910607
How have I never noticed, I followed the UT community for like a year before disassociating myself with it. Nobody ever talked about this guy.

>>162910568
It seems you and I have a problem.

>>162910663
There's barely any fanart of him either. I thought I had one but I can't find it.

>>162910753
>implying it's a problem

>>162909801
>ywn be floweys toy
why was i even born

>>162911220
You and I are going to have a talk about safety

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>>162911460

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Undyne and Papyrus skullfucking each other!

>>162909801
Hate to rain on your parade, but a human soul will not give him his missing feelings. He's just going to get even more fucked up thanks to having even more power.

can someone post that image where papyrus has boobs for no reason? it was drawn here for the sake of humor

>>162911735
Sans threatening to kill Frisk if they don't!
Sans making Frisk watch!
Sans slipping his bone into Frisk while Frisk cries for help!

>>162911945
was it this one?
http://imgur.com/a/rylCO

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Well?

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>>162910018
N-no...

>>162911945
Are you talking about the one with Undyne?

can someone post a pic of asriel pissing himself, you know, for laughs

>>162912373
We've done this thousands of times

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>>162912373

>>162912431
Do it again
I gotcha
>>162912417
http://i.imgur.com/YPWaByE.png
>>162912456
boring

>>162912120
im not gonna trust an imgur link
>>162912403
yes

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>>162912382
yes

>>162912373
Disregard anyone who puts Alphys above shit tier.

>>162912561
well in that case dont click the imgur link

AU where all the characters are replaced by different iterations of Batman

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>>162912561
These ones right? I think I have all of them still.

>>162912932
The Temmies would be glorious.

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>>162913008

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>>162902743
Always Papyrus.
Take me to the Bone Zone

>>162913136
What if the Temmie shopkeeper was just Batman's hand puppet and it was clear that he is here, but he pretended like he isn't?

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>>162913148
Bonebooby?

I've seen weirder I guess.

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>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzygZXxUsAAqR6b.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyyPBTUsAALDRB.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzBunBUkAIWrQO.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czx3v36UUAAzF2U.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyZTLzUUAAxbUV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyDuZqUcAAN6B-.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzvvfiUsAIcMQZ.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyKL6cVEAArlzB.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzylRjhUcAAjb2y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czy3bCAUkAApWSG.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czx1PEMVQAAFq3l.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr_b5aUUEAAdIBx.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czy1_dYUkAEmBgM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czz1C6qUcAER-G_.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czy_1JMVEAENsRi.jpg:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzkoW8UUoAAzx2I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzybBYVUsAAt4gY.jpg:orig
>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzxAmMUAAEnVWR.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzydTxcVEAAUkYB.png:orig
>Reaper bird
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czzppi6VEAEohfK.jpg:orig
>The talking rock
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzDOWYUoAAWf2B.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzaM4yUQAAepe-.jpg:orig
>froggit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzzvC8zUQAAk4sh.jpg:orig
>Cartty do straight people find this hot?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czw-wqVWQAAznsG.jpg:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyMz8PUcAEbWq9.jpg:orig
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>Mettaton & Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzytYDYUUAAkMVo.png:orig
>fuku and skateboard chick
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzuniGYVEAAFOzg.png:orig
>Skeleton booby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CufLGKcVMAAoWkl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy1sZ_5UkAA7LS9.png:orig

>>162913526
Oh no the top part got cut off
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzyXJR9UcAEY9K3.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzysbCmUoAAFywt.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czwfd4oUkAAqYyv.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czwfmk1UQAEe3Da.jpg:orig

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>>162913383
Exploitable

>>162913526
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzytYDYUUAAkMVo.png:orig
This is really cute

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>>162913526
>>162913618
thanks

>>162914179
source on that cute goat?

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>>162914381
right here for you senpai
https://twitter.com/alma_jirou

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>>162914510
appreciated!

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>>162913526
>Asriel will never nonchalantly lick the taste off your lips
>you'll never turn it into a sudden kiss

>>162913526
>do straight people find this hot?
As a bifag, I think that's more for the THICC-fags.

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Why can I not stop thinking about how nice it would be to have your very own Asriel?
I would hug it all day long.

>>162914743
you, own shotagotebro? impossible. shotagotebro owns you. you now and always become property of shotagotebro to do as shotagoteplease. shotagotebro says jump, jump for shotagotebro. shotagotebro want cummies, you make the cummies happen pronto asap.

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>>162914571
anytime, ok last picture for now

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>>162914853
>implying you could ever be "owned" by anything you can kill with an angry boop

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>>162915002
Nice bot.
>that compression
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Would you make more goats?

>>162915052
i know, twitter sucks

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>>162915195
Can't believe it's 2016 and we're still stuck with JPEG quality from 2000s.

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>>162914621

>>162915646
isnt there an asriel version of that

>>162915165
Im a guy, so I cant produce them myself but, I'd let asriel use me the way he would if he was trying to make more. If you know what I mean.

inb4 that's gay

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>>162916321
Yeah that is super fucking gay.

Also extremely desirable.

>>162916321
That's hot

Howdy /utg/! Have any weird dreams lately?
I had two undertale related ones last night.

One was basically a save fic were I was running with Flowey away from Gaster. Gaster eventually got Flowey who he threw into the core, which was like a sea of black ooze. Then Gaster hauled Flowey back out with a rope he had tired around his middle, but Flowey had turned back into Asriel. When I asked Gaster how the fuck that was supposed to work he just made odd, wet 'gloop' noises.

Then I 'woke up' into a separate dream where Toby Fox was holding a big Q&A about the secrets of ubdertale. It's absolutely full of anons from /utg/. Toby gets there with Andrew Hussie in tow and they're both overweight neckbeards. Toby answers one question by a dadfag and then chuckles, winks at hussie, and takes a 30 minute break.
When he comes back he answers another question about the unfinished Gaster plot and if that was going ever planned to go anywhere. Toby laughs and says that would be another game of he had the DETERMINATION to make it. Then he winkes again at Hussie and says not to get any hopes up. Then Toby says he's done taking questions and announces the Q&A is over. Anons start to lose their shit and Frick screams and throws a jar of his piss directly at Toby's head.
Then I woke up.

>>162916961
>he just made odd, wet gloop noises
You should've stuck your hand into him.

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>>162916961
i had a dream where i was riding mettaton's dick but got interrupted

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>>162916106
There is

>>162916479
Is it really gay though? I mean first of all he isn't a human and he's designed to be cute and loveable, the fact that he's practically a living plush toy only makes it natural for me to want to cuddle up to him and feel how great it would be to be used by him. Ariel is not an actual person and because I'm attracted to girls IRL it isn't really gay is it? Plus it would be insane to not want to be comforted by an adorable cute lovable thing like asriel. In fact I would say its because of that fact and how comfortable I am with being straight is the reason why I'd cuddle and spend time with pretty much all of the cast.

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>>162917118
If I had dreams like that my interest in Mettaton would surely increase a lot quickly.

>>162917238
that's even more gay

>>162917238
Are Asrielfags pretending they aren't gay again? Why do you never see this from Botfags and Dadfags?

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>>162916961
I had one where I was in Florida (because I was there on vacation) and I was walking on the beach like I had done that day. I walked for awhile and then I noticed Undyne for some reason, in a bikini, laying down on the sand. I picked her up somehow even though she was way bigger then I was. I then gently brought her into the water and she slipped from my grasp into the ocean. She went down and then submerged and waved to me, then back down.

Then, the next night, I had a dream where everyone was Undyne, and they were just static and staring at me, they would only move to look at me. I walked around for awhile like it was completely normal, then I got to my hotel which for some reason was my home (still in Florida at this time btw) and she was there cooking a dinner, she smiled at me, then my view went behind me, and I saw myself walk into the hotel, and then it zoomed out.

I still don't know what it means.

>>162917516
Tbh I wouldn't want to know what that means. I noped out with the static undynes staring.

>>162917504
Is it really that hard to believe there are straight people on here? You guys are disgusting in how gay you are, you promote it, you label anyone who does anything remotely out of the norm gay, you act like being gay is natural and normal. Worst of all the gay shipping. Can a guy not like a male character and can a guy not like comfy cuddling without being called gay?
Is this what undertale general is, is this who it appeals to?

>>162917776
When you talk about wanting to fuck Asriel, you aren't straight

>>162916961
Not recent but I'm the guy who had the dream where I was Metatton and got groped.

This was before the con post.

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Bot on my mind now.
I want to feel his hair.

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>>162917776
Relax anon. Having gay thoughts about the best gote is perfectly acceptable.

>>162918001
I want to feel him crawling into my ass, my bones, organs and flesh being torn apart as he begins to wear me as his new skin

>>162918448
Well we did get some guys saying a while back that after falling for him the tried dating guys but then couldn't stand it and realized they weren't actually gay.
That gote just makes everyone question their sexuality.

>>162918448
>having gay thought about Toriel
Femanons please

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>>162918470
That's...something.

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>>162918676
This is definitely where I'd end up if I tried dating men.
I'm in a weird state of not being gay enough to date men but also not being straight enough to date women.
Not sure how to feel about this.
/blog

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>>162918676
>tfw faggot before the gote

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>>162917504
answering for botfags
cause we've accepted it (aside from that one guy who insists he's straight and requests tittybot). it's mettaton of all people, after all.

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>>162918676
Hell I'm a complete gayfag and can't stand dating men. I don't know what it is about the south that makes gay neb turn into super queens.

>>162918448
Anon look. There's no winning with you guys. No matter how much sense I pound into you. You guys want to convert me and try to make me gay. Sorry it isn't going to happen.
>>162917826
>you're gay because x
>forget that you exclusively like women irl
>forget that an undertale non human fictional character is the only male thing you are ever going to be attracted to
>>162918676
Finally an anon speaking some sense. Like Jesus just because I like asriel doesn't mean anything. I haven't suddenly developed a taste for men. I could tell you my tastes for women, do you want to know why? Its because im straight.

>>162919091
You could be bi. Plus hardly anyone is 100% heterosexual, Asriel just happens to be that one dude you like.

>>162919086
Men* fucking android.

>>162919091
>how much sense I pound into you
>pounding us

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>>162919252
I get where he's coming from. I've met women who I was head over heels for, but consider myself gay.

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>>162919086
Maybe it's because only extremely fruity men are the only ones who can(or "have to") admit to themselves that they're gay and the rest just stay in the closet - perhaps without even really realizing it.

>>162919470
This. At first glance I'm about as straight as they come, beard and flannel and I don't act overtly homosexual. As far as I can tell none of the people around me are gay either but we don't have any secret handshakes or calling cards to distinguish and I'm not about to start asking every cute guy I work with out and out myself as a fag with a crush on everyone - even if that isn't true and I just want someone to have a relationship with.

>>162911960
HE TOUCH THE CHILD!

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>>162919928
Pretty much. The threshold to indulge is kinda high which is a likely reason homosexuality isn't more common.
I know I'd try it if it wasn't judged the way it is, but I can deal with never even trying it since it does provide some difficulties.

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>>162919928
>beard and flannel
>straight

>>162920095
If I was gay IRL I would say so. I wouldn't be proud of it if I was because that's wrong but still. These people aren't in the closet. They just get the odd weird thought from a dark part of their mind.
Anyway lets get off of this wrong stuff and get back to undertale.

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>>162919928
>Not knowing the secret gay handshake

Do u even fuk, boi?

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Just how proficient Alphys actually was when it came to technology?

>>162920527
Why does Frisk have a tumor

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Fab bot terrorizing everyone with their legs!

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>>162920527
she was a good engineer. she was not a good bio-engineer.

>>162920527
Extremely proficient, seeing how she turned a cellphone into a functioning jetpack and built Mettaton's forms. Then again, that latter invention could have just been driven by her /mecha/ fetish.

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It's ok.
They're cousins.

>>162920237
Dress for the weather. I'm not in a t-shirt and basketball shorts all year long like chads. I should probably mention this is out in the country where being warm isn't considered trendy.

>>162920589
Because they're a cancerous shitty character with "personality" made up by the fandom, and a human. That doesn't help.

>>162920934
I was just making a joke based on the fact that a lot of gay dudes would find that combo hot considering bears are a thing

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>>162920934
Sure, but it's not exactly the most straight setup.

>>162920893
>against incest IRL
>Still ship them together
Help

What if Alphys was literally Otacon?

>>162920893
Blooky is really cute and practically a living pillow. Non box human mettaton is inherently trash. So I guess together they balance out that picture as ok.

>>162921116
It was established months ago that Alphys is Huey Emmerich.

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>>162921116

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>>162920372
>Gay is wrong
That's exactly what I told my high-school best friend right before he kissed me and gave me the foo foo fag nasties.

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>>162920974
>not being a human supremacist first and foremost but still loving of monsters' cultures and physicality both

>>162921373
I think what he means is that being a faggot is wrong. Like a loud crossdressing rainbow-waving screeching lisp homosexual leaping about on main-street wearing a g-string and stockings and shoving their sexuality into everyone's faces. There is a difference between being gay and being a faggot.

>>162920893
D'aw. I want more of mettaton apologizing to Napstablook for being a bad cousin.

>>162921113
help? Cousin slamming is alright in Nipland. The slants are a-okay with it.

>>162921182
Nice meme.

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EZ

just a little more determination, and she would become invincible. Alphys is a hack

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>>162921373
that thumbnail though

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>>162921591
I agree, though I find the sassy black girl gays far more annoying.

>>162921758
I'm in your debt anon. I was making due with the lot I was given.

>>162921758
>you will never be forcibly baptized by the Pope of All Monsters until you stop feeling lustful thoughts towards the same sex

>>162921275
But Alphys comes clean about everything, doesn't make any excuses, and has only tried to be helpful to everyone even when her depression, anxiety and stupidity make her do so through awful and self-destructive ways.

>>162922185
Yeah I guess that's true. She does come around in the end. Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on lab lizard after all this time.

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Reminder that Chara is not for lewd or cuddling. Chara is for granting our wish for destruction and delivering death onto all living beings.

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>>162921387
I don't think you understand what supremacist means or the context around the word

>>162921758
everytime i think about the pope and undertale it brightens up my day a little

>>162922510
Actually chara is just an empty vessel of a spirit who is influenced by your actions. She's only a demon if you make her into one.

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big bro asriel a cutre

>>162922637
Chara is a demon regardless of your actions. But whether they are a benevolent (or at least docile) demon or a destructive one depends on your actions.

>>162921387
>liking humans
Are humans lovable, cuddly, comforting, magical, beautiful, practically living art with so many unique varieties each with their own reasons to love them and deserving of monsters? No. That's what I thought.
Id sacrifice myself and others to let them rule the surface. Hell I'd give asgore my soul. He needs it more than I do. I don't care what they would do to humans afterwards as long as it ended with them having a peaceful end on the surface. Though I cant see humans living peacefully with them.
You know chara was a terrible person but at least she was right about one thing. Even someone like her realised the potential of monsters. Just being around them is almost enough to heal someone as terrible as me and set me on the right path.

>>162923156
But what will they do when an alien invasion happens?

>>162923280
Emil will save them

Would Chara try to be as edgy as possible if they had 7 human souls? Or they will never beat Asriel at this?

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Chara burpfic?

>>162923280
>ignoring the point of the post
It just shows that you cant argue against it anon.

Would Chara have been as edgy if they had just reciprocated Tsunderplane's feelings?
What if Chara had begun a beautiful relationship with a shy, young airplane girl?
What if Chara came into their own by disobeying Toriel, who hates silicon-based monsters, by continuing to see the girl that they love?
What if Chara was able to finally recover from their life on the surface and become a person with Tsunderplane by their side?

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>>162922510

That's why it's hot

I can't wait

>>162923903
Tsunderplanefags are fucking weird

>>162923787
One day, Chara was eating thousands of human and monster souls. One was really weak and barely held itself together. It didn't taste well. Another struggled to escape, but couldn't. It was sour. But then she ate a very strong one and it gave her a indigestion. She burped. She was really surprised by that because she was dead and therefore her body could not do this. But she continued to eat souls anyway.

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what did she mean by this

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>>162923976

>>162923787
Alphys as an orphan slowly dying of exposure and starvation on the streets of New Homefic?

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>>162924202
Asgore still owns the sweater she made for him

>>162924202
>she

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>>162921651

>>162924376

sorry, sorry

ayy lmao succubus exterminatrix

Who are the top 3 worst characterfags

>>162924876

anticharacterfags
who'retheworstcharacterfagfags
peoplewhohaven'tactuallyplayedthegameand arejustsecondaryfags

>>162925058

>space

One job.

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Greetings /utg/! It's me, Chara. I'm constipated! There's so much dookie inside of me!

>>162925325
Cute constipation Chara Chara! Chara so constipated! Chara dismeboweling Chara's self to make Chara feel better!

Order the goats from cutest to least cute

>>162925746
asriel > toriel > asgore

in order of cute, not in order of "best-goteness" or whatever

>>162925746
chara

>>162925746
Asgore > Asriel > Toriel > Flowey

Flowey is NOT cute

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>>162925325
Chara so constipated they become impacted! Monsters not going to the bathroom so they do the know how to help! Chara bring in unbearable pain! Chara dying of sepsis when their colon finally perforates!

>>162925746
goat chara > goat frisk > asriel > toriel > asgore

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Good afternoon, /utg/!

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>>162925746
Asriel>Asgore>Toriel

>>162926059
Wow! More!

Goat Frisk is cancer

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>>162926479
What about goat Chara?

>>162926479
Everything here is cancer.
Goat frisk is at least cute cancer.

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>>162926321
I'm good!

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>tfw waiting for pizza because I got paid

What the fuck are you guys doing?