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Reminder that MercyHog is canon.

Who else sings out nonsensical jibberish when numbani is loading?

YA YO YEEE

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>>162745410
Stay with group is on console the fuck you talking about

>that 76 announcer

I need it in the rest of the game.

>>162744819
What is symmetra?
She's now on the shitter OP club together with torb and junkrat.

baby d.va ADAD crouch spam was annoying? You now have the same shit except symmetra weapon auto locks into you.
Trying to pass through a car wash? Have fun being tickled by 6 turrets, slowed down and possibly symmetra locking into you.
Defense teams now have the advantage of having +75 hp that auto regenerates.
Had no fun attacking CP maps? Symmetra will now completely remove attack team chance of capping 2nd point making sure you draw on every single time you get volskaya, hanamura or egypt.

The event may have blew for quite a few so the least we can do... is vote for our a-mei-zing waifu? http://www.anonvote.com/poll/p537937a

Even when Ana gets nerfed and Dva gets her health brought down to 500 Winston will still be worse than Dva in every other way and therefore he should be buffed.

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but reinhardt is opposite of cold

>>162745531
>not NAMBOOOONEEEEEE

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>*Amélie stomps dick*
What did she mean by this?

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Come on Blizz, I need more of Pharah without her suit.

widows highlight intro is the only good item in the event, really disappointing

>>162745531
>LA LO LEEE
>WA ABA EH

>>162745532

I haven't seen it yet, you got screenshot pal?

>win an ez game
>get stomped game right after that
>lose more points than I gained from the first game
Why

>>162745626
Coldhardt.

His fire is cold.

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tfw you leave a match b4 it starts because you know it's a forced loss for sake of your mmr.
-enemy team are all over lvl 200
-my team are all under lvl 100
-on attack hanamura
-all non meta picks
Bliz makes it too obvious sometimes.

>>162745746
I'm currently away from my ps4 but after a round it says "r1 to stay as group" in the bottom right corner.

>>162745689
who is she knocking down and stepping on?

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>>162745689
I don't know but I like it

>>162745770
You got stomped by a team with lower SR so the system thinks you aren't on the right tier.

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>yfw have tons of coins

boxcucks btfo

>>162745746

No proofs, but I used it a few times last night on xbone. Not the guy you asked, btw.

>>162745710
Wait doesn't Reinhardt have a matching spray with this

Reinhardt is Pharah's father, isn't he

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>>162745531
>no Kwanza Numbani

Blizzard had one job.

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Why the fuck would they choose Hanamura of all things to make ONE of only TWO available maps for a mystery brawl playlist?
Every fucking time I think there's a limit to Blizzard's incompetence they go and prove me wrong.

>>162745830
The camera guy

>>162745770
>stomp one game
>get stomped the next
just competitive things

>>162745410
Is it safe to play comp yet or is it still full of Torb and Symmetra mains?

>>162745731
I bought that because I know it will probably go well with whatever valentine's day event skin she gets.

>>162745710
phara confirmed for not ampucunt

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>>162745872
>yfw you don't have a lot of coing but still like some of the more expensive stuff and aren't sure you'll be able to get them but it's ok because you know it's just virtual

How frightening are Zens highlight intros with his nutcracker skin?

>>162745825
>>162745881

My bad, I didn't realize that it was active for consoles too, will update in the future.

>>162745960
Give it a week/month.

>>162745546
W I D O W M A K E R S D I S E M B O D I E D H A N D S

>>162745897
Probably to combo-in chinese new year or some shit.

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>>162745993
>cosmetics in a first person game

>sombras hack prevents a mans ability to run
>but doesnt turn off his mechanical visor

nice one blizzard

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>>162745830
You know full well.

>>162745882
Yep, hes even facing the other way. Pharahs looking at him.

FUCKING CONFIRMED

MORRISONFAGS GET OUT

>>162745973

She could have gotten her shit cut off between then and now though.

>>162746082
>jap map
>chink new year
>event ends a month before chink new year

>>162746084
exactly!
torbs is like the only one that matters because you'll hammer his turret but outside of that it's just colors

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>>162745996

It is the thing of nightmares.

>>162746020
Damn, I am really itching to play some but I just know I will tilt the moment I see an attack torb on my team.

>Zarya's present emote
>She crushes the robot toy with her hands

cute

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>>162746091
Abusing your lover isn't a joking matter, anon

>>162746090
>sombra's hack doesn't inmediately kill zenyatta, bastion, genji and tracer

buff when blizzard

>>162746091

This is abuse and its wrong.

>>162746260
It's consensual.

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>>162745882
Even if he isn't they'd still get along great

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>>162746090
>sombras hack prevents roadhog from throwing a hook

>>162746084
But I WANT them

Is symmetra op now?

On the last point of eichenwald, kings row and other you just stick it in your spawn and there's nothing the enemy team can do about it. It's stupid

>>162745882
and 76 has a matching spray with Phara's mom.
Means nothing really.

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Human woman should stop raping poor omnics

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/p537937a
A Mei vote is a vote for love.

>>162746263
I think Sombra's hack interrupts any ability that cancels after a stun. Visor and Dragonblade continue. Whole Hog does not. It's pretty stupid

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>>162745882
>>162746148

It makes no sense for him to be her father. He is some honour-bound hero who got his hearth broken after his comrades disappeared one by one, and yet he abandoned his daughter who now treats him like a stranger?

No, he did not raise her, think of the poster interaction.

No, it could not be that they don't know who the father is, Blizz already said it is no secret in-universe but just not important to reveal yet.

>>162746396
I really can't believe they didn't do something about that on the PTR. Why even bother testing it?

>>162746396
>she's still situational but OP in those situations
gg blizzard

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It looks like they put more effort into specific sprays than others. Pic related are great.

>>162746302
>sombra's hack prevents mccree from rolling

>>162746496
Imagine the sjw outcry if it was a guy hacking a female robot

>>162746090
>sombra's hack prevents Winston from getting angry
is being hacked nice?

>>162746670
>pro omnic
>snowboards
Tracer worst girl

>>162746297
Reinhardt is so big and cute AHHHH

>>162746496
why are there no female omnics?

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>unlock Peppermint
>decide to play as Sombra for the very first time
>have average game, spent most of the match behind the other team killing and hacking them
>get message from guy
>YOU FUCKING SUCK AS SOMBRA BRO QUIT THIS GAME

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This chart is missing the Dreidel icon

>>162746759
that would be incredibly sexist

like...I can't even

>>162746791
Why do people get angry at video games. They're toys. Chill out

>>162746496
>Downloads his consciousness on that USB stick
>Reuploads it to a female sex doll, locks his consciousness behind sex doll programming
>Sells her to the highest bidder
>Slowly falls in love with her owner but the programming prevents her from voicing that
I guess I have my next fanfic idea.

>>162746759
> girls being programmed to do things

>rek an opponent so hard he actually wishes cancer on me
Oh man, that fuzzy warm feeling won't go away for a while. Better than hack accusations

>>162746863
That and it was my first time playing her. I don't get why he wasted his time to message me.

>>162746759
>futurama lucy liu,

brings back memories

Why don't girls play competitive?

>>162746979
Were you playing in comp or something

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>>162746091
No abuse the qt Tracer.
Tracer is for loving and hugs only.

>10 christmas lootboxes
>always only 1 blue

Love it.

>>162746979
>Not spending 5k hours in practice mode with a hero before playing it in QM or arcade

God the shitters in this general

>>162747046
because then they would have to use mic

>>162747046
They do, they're just stuck in low ranks.

Trust me.

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>>162746849
fixed

>>162746670
What other duo sprays do we have? I know there's Hanoi and Genji, Junkrat and Roadhog, and Reinhardt and Pharah... anything else?

>>162747046
I run into girls far more than any other online multiplayer game I've played tbqh

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She is asking for it anon, you should hurry

>>162747150
Rein+Zarya arm wrestling

>Run invisible as sombra
>Hanzo instantly kills me
>Look at kill cam
>He suddenly swings around ans stares at where I'm going to be
>'lol ur just salty af'

>>162746670
>those outfits
These would make great skins.

I almost have points for golden weapon, and i want to get Reinhardt's hammer. What skin is the best for it? I don't have coldhardt tho.

>>162747046
because those amazon wishlists get fulfilled no matter what they play.

>>162747150
Apparently Ana and 76 have a matching one

>>162747178
I meant holiday-specific ones.

>>162747051
Quick Play. I'm not going into comp with someone I never used.
>>162747107
I was in quick you fucking cuck ass mother fucker ass cuck cuck cuck.

>>162747174
I like widow's better.

>>162747252
Paragon and Lionhardt obviously

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>game set in the future
>white people still exist
>christmas is still celebrated

>>162747252
Might be just a random flick, if he is not pointing DIRECTLY to your head, lol.

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>>162747174
But will she hit me and then step on me?

>>162745893
What the hell is Kwanza?

>>162747174
Not before all of her team members had a turn. Healslut is canon now.

>>162747347
Stop forcing this dumbshit meme, whitey

>>162747252
Balderich by far

>>162747347
go away Ignaz Rubinstein

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>>162747347
What would you expect from this man. I wonder, how is he getting away with it?

>>162747174
ill pass

>>162747291
The junker spray combo is great.

>>162747046
They do, I run into them rarely and I play competitive with my gf

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>spent $120 to get 150 boxes
>didn't get the Tracer Jingle
>don't have 3000 credits

>>162747174
What is she asking?

>>162747512
You are a fucking retard, anon.

>>162745893
I think collectively as a culture we've just accepted that Christmas is completely divorced from whatever religious connections it used to have and instead is just an capitalist celebration of consumerism and materialism masquerading as wholesome family togetherness

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>>162745480
I'm so glad I'm not alone on this ship

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>pick torb on attack
>get this

>some faggot plays mercy, basically wastes every single one of his reses, essentially a 5vs7 game with enemies getting free kills
>nobody says shit, cuz he is our cute lil healer :)


how i fucking hate these two faced pieces of subhuman shit. i would love to one day come across a vid where ISIS jihadists / mexican drug cartel execute the family of a faggot like picrelated in a really inhumane and extremely painful way, to quote Not Important:

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.


just playing torb only s3 (and sometimes rarely genji(on which i could get to master league if i wanted to; on torb too but a lot of ppl simply refuse to play normally) :-)

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>>162745689
>tfw Huntress blueberry will never exsanguinate you dry
Why even live?

>>162747441
Yeah, I love that one. It's good to know that Roadhog's warmed up to Junkrat a little, based on the new stuff they've gotten lately.

>>162747512
>>162747552
Whatever it was donation money anyway I'll just stream tonight in a low cut blouse and make it all back for another box opening tonight.

>>162747597
Why do people make ships for heroes that have literally no interactions with each other? McHanzo is also baffling

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>>162747425

>>162747684
LUL 4Head EleGiggle

>>162747625
FER KHAZ MODAN

>symmetra's new beam melts everyone, tanks included, in 2 seconds
B A L A N C E

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what does he look like under the mask?

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>>162746496
C L A N K E D

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>Make post on faggy hacking forum saying, "Great hack guys. I'd use this if I didn't have a private one! Worked great for me"
>Wait for retards to PM me asking where I got my priv hack
>Give them my throwaway discord
>Convince them it's real with fancy computer terminology like vector array, polymorphism, & MSDN terms
>Tell them hack is $500 BTC
>Some retard, sure enough, always sends me the BTC
>Have over $3k BTC from scamming cheaters
Am I scum? If I am I don't care, but man am I enjoying these free virtual dollarydoos

>>162747790
Beam does same damage it's always done they just increased the range a bit

>>162747790
it always did. good players just shot her.

>>162747625
honestly, what are you expecting?

torb is made to defend. no wonder people will shit on your choice of picking him on attack. why would they just all go: oh. alright. i'll let him do it on the 0.4% chance that it works out-

>>162747790
That's why i see her in every fucking game even on koth, ok.

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>get into a match
>someone on my team leaves because someone else on the team was mean to him in a previous match
It's like I'm playing with a bunch of fucking children.

>>162747857
It means she does more damage because they can't get out of the range as quickly

>tfw smashing career after career record and afraid to continue

what skin, thats not holiday themed, has the nicest First Person (weapons and etc) i dont care about skins that look nice to others than from my perspective

>>162747558
Only if you're shit and let her get it charged up. All they did was increase the range by 2 meters.

They're going to nerf Sym's gun aren't they?

Symbros really just can't win.

>>162747856
If you are not a liar, then you are a genius.

>>162747880
he is actually stronger on attack (pretty fkn weak on koth) LOL at least in diamond, i assume its because "oh its torbjorn lol easy game :))" or just cuz u got more space for stealth dwarf mission

>>162747790
120 max dps, takes 3 seconds to reach max dps.
how bad are you?

>>162748015
Symmetra Devi looks great

>drop 200 SR
>gain 150 SR
Rinse and fucking repeat. All day long. All week long.

I hate this game.

>>162747687
Blizzard confirmed MercyHog though

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>play lucio
>see cheeky vishkar cunt go behind cap on anubis b
>try to stop her
>noone notices i'm taking heavy damage
>die
>she sets up a teleporter
>enemies funnel onto point through sentry nest
GGWP

>>162747810
Like a disfigured mutant. Probably doesn't even have much of a face left after all the radiation, it just looks like shredded raw meat under there. It's the real reason why he's so offended by bacon.

How to use new Sym shield effectively?

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>>162748015
Despite everyone shitting the the Zarya skin it at least turns her gun hot pink which is nice.

>>162748019
>haha just dont let her beam you
>All they did was increase the range by 2 meters
>all they did was increase meis ult range by 2 meters

>>162747880
Hes pretty good on attack for escort maps, because he can build the turret on the load and run around independently of it. It's a nice alternative to the bastion strategy of camping out the load.

>>162748137
cool gun anon, want to bring it lijang tower?

>>162746849
and the color for the highlight intros is wrong; should be purple

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>>162748106
CANON

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>>162747856
>>162748027
Just waiting on my confirmation on my latest scamarino

>>162748109
use this button ` also known as ~

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>gravestone victory poses

>>162748106
>genji
>reaper

I mean she does like the broken ones, and mister "I'm a one man Apocalypse (no i literally started the conflict that destroyed my homeland and countrymen)" fits that bill.

>>162747856
i wish i had big balls like you

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>>162745689
Took me this long to notice I fucked up and left the cursor in that webm. Have a clean version.

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How do you play as Sombra?

Do you go for kills or just annoy and hack the other team? What should be my main focus?

>>162748106
Yeah, nah

>>162748340
I forget to unequip them/have no other victory pose

>>162748409
Building ult for pushes

>>162747856
You're the hero we deserve

>>162748126
Mitigate damage from Roadhog ult or block mcree ult.
Use after Reinshield breaks to help cover.
Help a torb build or defend his turret

Haven't tried blocking a D.va ult yet so don't know how effective it is there

>>162748409
Target shields and turrents/bastion

Hit and run against supports/squishies

Torment anyone with low health if you got the drop on them

>play support
>tracer/genji/winston jumps over everyone to rape me
>run away in circles asking for help on the mic
>no one cares
>after evading them for 10+ seconds I finally die
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!

I both love and despise playing supports.

>>162748267
He isn't that bad on CP maps either. The point being stationary means he has time to build a nest and give your team a place to rally. Armor is also good for helping against spam.

I just don't get why people get instantly salty instead of trying to play around it and work with it. At least wait to see if he sucks before giving up.

>>162748409
>Hack important big hp packs
>be an annoyance
>build up and hope your team capitalizes on it
Sombras kinda shit

>>162748426
not a good excuse

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>>162748405
>the way her pupils contract

What should my first character play be /owg/

>>162748025

i fucking hope not

>>162747558
Did it get a damage boost as well?

>>162748613
I'm sorry anon. Can you forgive me

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>>162748405
Thanks m8.

>>162748625
Genji

>>162748106
Gency is the will of Chu, anon. MercyHog isn't going to happen. ;_;

>>162748585
I was super skeptical the first time I saw someone use him on an escort map. But it worked. Also those moving conveyors on Russia map are super fun to set a turret up on and you can have it at level two before it even enters the final room.

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>Chasing down a mercy as lucio. blasting her ass
>she pulls out her gun
TOO LATE NOW

>>162748625
mercy

>>162748314
Meanwhile there is me trying to scam retards for their AK-47 Redlines for like 5$ a day.

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>>162748720
Nothing bad with it

>>162748671
It's always done that. It's just no-one played her.

>>162747559
t.cuck

>fucking shitter picks fucking bastion
>does absolutely nothing and loses us the game

Every fucking time. Are these people just fucking braindead? He didn't have good positioning or anyhting, he put himself in places he could easily be killed by fucking Mercy of all things.

>mute everyone and leave voice chat
>play whatever the fuk i want in ranked without all the moaning
holy shit why havent i done this before

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>>162748761

>People just learning that Symmetra melts everyone that comes within 2 feet of her.

You're all going to get my main nerfed. Stop being shitters.

>>162748019
Sorry you're so shit, then. How about we remove everyone's weapons so you don't get shot anymore?

>>162748837
it's just a game bro

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>google wtf is dreidel
>oy vey

>>162748426
But it's true. MercyHog is canon.

>>162748837
>tfw you haven't even played OW but watched character guides so you aren't a shitter

89% on Battle.net and then 6 hours for the game mates.

>>162745558
Git gud

>>162748837

Bastion is not good. You can have good games with Bastion but he's just not up to par with the other classes at all.

>>162747559
The vast majority of Christmas is a celebration of yule which was something the church allowed as a compromise to converts.

Like everything else it's made up as we go along and try not to think to hard about it. Just ride the excuse to have fun with friends and family.

>>162748768
it seems like it would be one of those pornos where a monster fucks a girl and splits her open . . ..

>>162748768
I kind of like it. I'm just saying it's unlikely to actually be canon, for more reasons than Chu having a boner for Gency.

>>162745614
I don't understand why Winston doesn't have an alt fire on his primary weapon. His mobility and pick potential is pretty great, but no one who is serious plays Winston for wins.

I'd give him something like Genji's reflect, only instead of instantly reflecting projectiles he can hold it to charge it up, like how it worked in Titanfall.

That, or give him a secondary that knocks people back, then he would at least be a good pick on maps that have environmental hazards.

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>>162748625
Hanzo

>>162749012
Whose worse? Bastion or Sombra?

>>162749012
You can't play a full game with, he's effective if you use him half way and then switch to your main.

Will the new symmetra fix the tank meta?

Turrets are good against them, the shield is good against roadhog hook/dva and her shield generator fucks with them in multiple ways like roadhogs combo

>>162749095
bastion has niche uses at high level on very specific points on specific maps, and is good at low level for stomping shitters. sombra is always a sub optimal pick no matter what.

>Mei and Soldier have voice line interaction now

Have people started shipping them yet?

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>Come back to play the christmas event
>Play mystery heroes so I can get a free lootbox, maybe one for winning three games
>Lose
>Lose
>Lose
>Lose 12 games and get a full level. Still haven't won.
>Lootbox had a dupe tracer emot
>I hate tracer

Now I remember why I stopped playing this game.

>>162748557
>>162748465
>>162748597
So basically it's annoy, hack stronger, targets and kill weak ones? My main goal is annoy the other team while helping team push forward with hacks?

>>162749012
he makes shit players good because it turns the game into a point and click adventure.

I cannot tell you how many games I've won because the two shitters switched to Bastion and managed to stall out the last capture point. Just protect them from flanks and hope the enemy doesn't have a competent Genji / junkrat.

I mean it would have been better if they weren't shit from the start but I'll take the clutch win.

>>162749095
Sombra.

Bastion, if he knows to reposition himself, he's a good asset.
Sombra is a liability with her horrible spray. She's more of a cleaner/support, which makes me question the offense role.

>>162749180
>bad ass character dates the cheesey noob bait

Truly the worst of timelines.

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>Win 7/10 placement matches
>Did really well in terms of medals in all the ones I won (always got at least one Gold, I think)
>Got 4 Career Bests and 4 Golds in my 2nd to last game as Soldier
>Got 2 Silver and a Gold as Rein my last game as Rein
>2453
I am a little upset.

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>>162749038
But Roadhog is a good guy

>>162749095
I'd say Sombra is worse. Bastion can at least hang with his team and will decimate an uncoordinated push.

>>162747856
>>162748027
>>162748314
>>162748761
>>162748902

For your viewing pleasure

http://pastebin.com/83x2xkVh

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>>162748902
Now you can buy all the lootboxes you want.

the hanamura recolor makes it look like silent hill.

>>162749070
His alt fire should be like symetras main fire. Instead of AoE, it locks on one target and does higher dps.

The current problem is that unless he finds a squishy player in a hallway he can't flank and kill like he should.

>>162749221
They should change the support heroes to be Somra+Symmetra, and make the healers an actual healer group.

Not that it fucking matters in any way at all.

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I'm putting a rock in this one~

>>162749070

He needs more mobility if his damage is this garbage. Give him a double jump and a wall climb so nothing can escape him.

It takes four fucking seconds assuming no healing to kill 200 hp character. Most of those important 200 hp characters like supports can escape him or just dispatch him outright.

75 dps from 60 would shave a second off of his TTK and make a Winston in your face less of a joke for squishes while still keeping him dogshit against tanks and reaper.

A second leap could work, or a shorter leap cooldown.

Literally anything would help.

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REAPER'S _____.

>>162749063
>blizzard literally confirmed it in an email
>unlikely to be canon

>>162749419
>PAT PAT PAT

>>162747684
>streaming for income
>spending it on games

>>162749302
tragic villain with a sympathetic past =/= good guy

Who should i main alongside Lucio, /owg/?

Played no limits recently for a giggle, but instead made me remember how garbage old QP was
>duo joins in
>"all torb/junkrat/bastion/mei" in chat
or
>enemy team goes with some goofy stack
>they win because all your teammates refuse to counter them

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>>162749357
Sleep tight Mr. Hacker. Thx for the donation

>our soldier can't kill the enemy pharah despite their healers being dead and her floating up there for 8 seconds
>his duo starts going on about "positioning" and "no space to work"

is like the overwatch version of "but my macro is good!!" in dota/league?

>>162749494
>a customer service having a giggle is the final word on overwatch lore

>>162749302
*accidentally* splits her open

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>>162748409
>that facial structure

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Ok.

>>162749494
I thought everyone could tell that was fake from the awful grammar, spelling error and copy pasted end part. Did people actually believe it was real?

>>162749584
Holy fuck you are a genius

When was the last ban wave btw ????? Seems like they are slacking off for x moths now . . .

Am I the only one who has a boner Tracer? Everyone I know hates her personality.

im so envious of this hack scammer
its great, gj hope you stay safe

>>162749494
>anything anyone says in blizzard is cannon forever

That's not how this shit works, until it's made cannon through official stories or dialogue or publicly released character bios it doesn't count. Even the fucking twitter account should be considered soft cannon because I doubt they gave some random social media personality the authority for making creative decisions for their IP.

>>162748625
Soldier 76. He's in the tutorial for a reason. He's CoD player's first hero. He does lots of damage up to medium range, moves fast and can self-heal.

>>162749856
>it doesn't count because I say so

>>162749747
>Time played: 3 hours
He's clearly a kid who's just getting started, don't try to start shit.
>Quickplay
Who cares?

>>162749895
That's who I'm going to end up maining.

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DISCLAIMER: Not actually me. Hanzo mains can suck big fat dicks.

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>>162747856
>>162748314
>>162749331
>>162749584
I can't believe this works. Please buy me Watch Dogs 2

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>>162749494
Mercy is a pacifist. Do you really think she's going to fall in love with a guy who has no compunctions about killing people? Besides, assuming Blizzard does any kind of romantic development, it'll probably be with characters who are more conventionally attractive because they're more marketable. Roadhog has fans, sure, but they're outliers, so I don't think the devs are going to pay any attention to him in that respect.

>>162749919
It doesn't count because Blizzard didn't say so in an official capacity.

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>>162749747
>Quickplay

>>162750012
>pacifist
>carries a gun

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>>162749331
>I have to wait til next paycheck which would be next wednesday z~z
YOU JUST TOOK HIS PAYCHECK. TEACH ME

>>162749747
>That name
>Quickplay
C'mon mate, it's probably a kid that just started playing. Cut him some slack

fuck off with the ship canon shit
this is a competitive esports general

Are there leaver penalties for quitting duels early?

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>>162750012
Yes.
she loves roadhog and it's canon
just you wait for the mercy comic

>>162747856
doing gods work anon

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Christ there's nothing more annoying than a mei who keeps saving the enemy with her walls like fucking retard

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You now realize that Winston is essentially a melee character

>>162749270
Come on m8, I know Soldier is a simple character but calling him noob bait is a bit unfair.

>>162750156
nothing except getting "pussy" tattooed on your forehead

>>162750237
You only just figured that out?

>>162750156
I think it gives you the defeat anyways

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>>162749747
>blue in QP
What's the problem?

>last game before plat
>we get a Hanzo main on Nepal
>he's actually Korean
>he calls a teammate stupid American
>oh boy here we go
>He costs us the game
>I start talking shit about how his country was dumb enough to elect a member of a cult
>I mention the cult sacrificed people
>His only response his we elected a fat orange man
Fucking Koreans.

>downloading game
>shit posting
>0 kb/s. it seems your Internet has disconnected

What did Battle.net mean by this?

>>162749646
Mercy is quite trained in this

>>162750237

He's trash too lmao. That's why kaplan gave us mech waifu afterwords that does his job better than him.

>>162749147
I doubt it. Symmetra melts through tanks and DPS all the same, only difference is tanks give her more health to charge her damage with. Tanks have had more killing power ever since Ana became the most powerful hero by far.

>>162750173
>implying Junkrat isn't the only skinny blonde in his life
She's going to get a brick of C4 in her mailbox, I guarantee it.

In 3v3 some faggot just left after losing a round and I was kicked out - match didn't count - what the hell was that?

>>162750364
>we elected a fat orange man
he does have a point though

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>>162749836
I have one for Tracer. I love playing her and her bubbly personality.
>tfw fast blinks everywhere

>>162750281
>>162750339
I don't even care about W/L, I just wanna move onto a different match. Hopefully without a chink. Thanks.

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>>162750568
too bad shes useless now that 3 tanks 2 healers are the meta

How do you fix Sombra without making her broken?

>>162749836
I love her, she's cute. Being annoying is her gimmick so I can tolerate her.

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>>162750568
>>162749836
Cor, aye.
She's a fit bird.

>>162750504
True, but still a fucking cult was running his country.

>tfw Rein main
>ffw golden hammer
>tfw never use it because it looks like shit with Coldheart armor.

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>>162749836
I think she's cute and I like short hair.

>>162750223
>friendly Mei traps you in with a group of enemies

>>162750697
Slight damage increase.
Slight spread decrease.
Slightly decrease time required to hack.
"Slightly" as in by about 10%.

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Blizzard really needs to buff Mercy's damage boost. I know the 30% increase is the same as Zenyatta's orb of dischord, but the difference between the two is that Zen can still output damage on his own while Mercy cannot. That means that your team is in a 5v6 if the other team has a Zenyatta, and the team also has the same damage boost you're providing as Mercy. Literally the only reason people use damage boost is if everyone around you is topped off and you're too lazy to take out your pistol and bother to aim

>>162748405
can someone make a loop of her stomping the camera?

>>162750817
Which video is this?

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>>162745882
Blizzard already came out and said that Pharah's dad is not in-game.

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Thats a big present.

>>162750856
she is healer in the first place, not a fighter, and it would be retarded if her pee shooter dealt 76's damage, its good as it is

>d.va and soldier get buffed
>blizz forums full of threads about them being op
>symm rework comes out
>all d.va and soldier threads disappear and its just symm op now
I see a pattern.

>>162750856

50% is broken as fuck. It's been tried. She should damage boost and heal simultaneously.

>>162750965
Source? Proof?

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>>162750901
Alive

>>162751039

76 is really the only one who got a completely retarded buff.

>>162751049

>Symmetra broken

She's just less garbage. The laser leash is stupid but it's hardly good.

Can we all agree TracerxSombra OTP is best?

>>162750838
Better yet,
>friendly mei traps most of the team with reaper ult while saving herself

>>162750856
>you're too lazy to take out your pistol and bother to aim
Not really, it's quicker to switch between a beam than it is between the staff and your gun, and some of the heroes' dps when amped is higher than your gun's without splitting "hits" up, even people with godlike aim will miss shots but an amp "packages" it all into one damage instance.

>>162750697
Give her a 50 HP damage threshold to complete her hack once she's started it. If she receives more damage than that, it's cancelled.
Preserve her momentum upon translocating. The complete stop feels uncomfortable and disrupts flow.
Slight spread reduction of her gun.
Slight damage reduction when cloaking/decloaking

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>>162750965
He didn't quite say that.

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>Sniper! don't get c-UUAGH!
>I am ready to unleash my BLUEGH!

Every time.

>>162750798
One will be running our country in a month, too.

>>162750697
I feel like she needs to gain something on a successful hack, like 50 extra armor or something. Helps reward engaging with it and makes it more likely she'll actually kill the person afterwards.

Either that, or just give her a better gun.

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>>162751304
I doubt they even have the same backstory about things now as they did when the game launched, so anything is possible. This is why speculating who the dad is or who the gay character is is pointless. We are turning into McHanzo fagshippers at that point who will jump on anything.

how much hp does the new sym barrier have? I have yet to see one get destroyed

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;_;

I CAN'T EVER WIN 1V1

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>>162746260
>>162746282
>>162747064
>Widowmaker
>Not being abusive
It's like you hate having fun...

>>162751730
I think it's close to Rein's shield, I've watched a few crack and shatter under concentrated fire.

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>>162750684
She's my favorite hero to use though. I hate waddling around as a fat tank to win they're so boring to play for me.

>>162751730
1k or something. They don't get shot so much because they move.

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>>162751696
I don't bout that since they were willing to can 100+ pages of story that was already done because it was too different from the direction they're going now.

>>162750881
Do you mean like this?

>>162751730
Pretty sure it's 1000. Toss one at a bastion if you want to see it chewed up.

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>>162751774
Try me!!!

>>162750697
Tweak hack time down slighty (like 200ms)

Buff SMG, one more damage per round base

Actually translocate to where the translocator is when it's in mid-air, maybe tweak throw speed / force

Thermoptic camo accelerates immediately, no announcement / muffled sound if not in LOS of an enemy when decloaking

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>Mystery Heroes
>Roll fotm cancer and win: the gamemode

>>162751771
stop sucking dick and git gut scrub, ask somone on general chat if he would help you practice fighting 1 on 1

>>162751375
even better
>sni-AGH

How many people appear in each general chat? Every time I ask people to group there is nobody there

Lily, the Botanist Tank-Buster
>M1: Short range shotgun burst of pollen
>M2: Fire a seed into the ground which travels straight forward under ground until it explodes upon release
>L-Shift: Extend a vine to a latch onto a point and pivot up, down or around the point with Jump, Crouch, and Left and Right keys, or pull and push yourself away from the point with forward or backwards
>E: Latch a vine onto an enemy and drain a third of their maximum health and heal yourself. Excess restored health is released as a healing cloud of spores for your teammates
>Ult: throw a seed onto an enemy that drains health at 200DPS growing a flower above the enemy's head. When the enemy's health is drained or after 5 seconds, the flower explodes with the damage it drained. Explosion range increases the longer it drains.

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why did he have to become the healslut

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>>162752093
>enemy team has ana, double zarya and d.va
>my team gets triple mercy

>>162752198
Just you, rest of us are bots.

would you rather have a top 1% mercy on your team or an ana player that can't hit sleep darts?

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>>162752093
>enemy team has 4 dvas
What do you even do?

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>when you get Mercy in Mystery Heroes but there's no cliff next to your spawn

>>162751304
Pharah was conceived during Ana's foursome with Reyes, Jack and Rein, currently they're all Schrodinger's fathers to Pharah.

sym barriers are too spammable, cooldown should start when barrier breaks

>>162752367
Zarya and Mei

>>162752198
people look at your bronze profile and ignore you

>>162751875
it looked better in my head thank you though

>>162750856
maybe 35% instead of 30% but i think mercy is fine right now.

>>162752352
the ana

>>162752367
You embrace death.
EL OH EL

>>162752093
>mystery heroes
>hanamura
>someone eventually gets soldier
>defense always wins