previous >>162697217
eyosongive.us
shyvana edition
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA
password vidya
I want to put Riven through so much pain that she begs me to kill her!
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
xth for depressing yordle shit.
>>162716951
Death to Riven Mains.
Feels bad i'll never have this as my icon
add me ign imthem
>getting used to quick cast instead of quick cast + indicator
it's surprising how much of a difference it makes
>>162717004
>>162716970
>>162716951
Join the /vg/ vs /vg/
Can someone explain to me why cancerous league youtubers are popular?
I've watched about 20 seconds of this obnoxious twat called nightblue3 and i wanted to slit my throat
>>162717219
because of people ages 12-15 watching them
>>162717106
I need someone to tell me, please!
What's in it for me?
>>162717219
join the /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA password vidya
Leona!
>>162717264
FUN
FUN
FUN
>>162717238
Thats what i was thinking, the content is so low quality and the thumbnails are shat out so effortlessly i think only kids could enjoy it.
i could whip one thumbnail up in his likeness in like 3 minutes
>>162717264
nothing vg vs vg is liquid autism
>>162717219
Because they appeal to the young teen demographic.
>>162717325
>>162717340
I didn't know autism was fun. Is it?
Year in review
>>162717106
Sorry I'm still recovering from the time I had to lane against Riddler.
>>162716970
Redhead slut.
>>162717292
Always knew she's a poor whore. Her people should have executed her.
>>162717106
I wish, but my hotel room only supplies 4.00 Mb/s and cuts off abruptly every 10 min.
>>162717419
Somebody had their botlane loose
>>162716950
Can't find lobby
>>162717471
we just started im sorry
catch the next one senpai
>>162717461
Going to turn her straight, Anon?
>tfw TF mains
feels bad man
>>162717612
>tfw not a cute girlyet
>>162717612
Damn. Didn't chase for that girl?
>>162717632
Remi, why you're here?
is shyvanna a good jungle right now? she seems fun and i like the idea of a dragon champion.
>>162717612
why does she want her bf play with u ???
>>162717693
Remi's decently cute, I wish
>>162717705
Yes, as of now since she can clear camps better.
>idea of a dragon champion
Don't make her as your waifu.
>Laning against a GOOD Renekton
Is he the Final Boss of Top Lane?
>>162717693
>homo
>chasing grills
not how it works mang
>>162717723
dunno, she just been asking for TF tips so I just told her to look at my runes and masterys
think she just wants to show him my autist mastery
>>162717705
She's kind of busted, but once she's brought in line she'll probably be good
She basically just farms like a motherfucker and does a bunch of damage, has the fastest and safest clear in the game
Aurelion Sol is also a dragon, but he's really weird and VERY tricky to play. You have to hit people with three constantly orbiting balls. I would only suggest him if you're gonna put in a lot of time.
>>162717792
Yes. His weak match ups are all wonky and still winnable. He has insane wave management. He replaced sion as my main top lane because he's so versatile.
>>162717805
why don't you cuck her and fug her bf
I've decided that no matter the teams, soloqueue is better than playing duo.
Seems like i only get retarded teammates times 10 when I duo, to make up for the duo.
I want to IMPREGNATE Lissandra!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee
>>162717904
> 30 kills in 50 min
Its some LCS bullshit?
for the record lee sin really did kick late.
i watched it happen from down here
>>162717612
>cant take the bants
>>162717904
>bronze 1
>playing poppy
just play gp instead literally a free win because people don't understand how he works and he is never banned
>>162718453
I think Poppy is slightly more bullshit than GP.
fuck having to play support
it isn't even I'm bad at the role, just every fucking time I support a game like this happens, the lane just means nothing
>>162718535
unLUCKY
>>162718503
Poppy is strong but she cant win games 1v9
>>162718503
not if the gp isgood
Anyone down to duo?
I usually solo queue but I'm having a shit night. And going from plat 3 to silver 2 with 7-3 placements just ruined my life.
>>162718639
>>162718453
Nobody plays GP here, and idk how to play pirate man. teach me /lolg/
>>162718706
ranked is down lolbab
>>162718706
What roles do you play, what times are you usually on, and what's your ign?
>>162718706
Just here to say it's funny that you got placed in silver 2 when I got placed gold one after going 5-5. I was Plat 2 though.
That said just play man. Your games will consist solely of gold/Plat players so now is the time to climb. Climbing in silver when it's full of silvers will be aids.
Bronze has gone from "lol I can just play whatever and still win" to soul crushing in terms of difficulty with uncarryable teams. Makes me want to die.
Help
>>162718727
rush trinity force and Q everything the end
>>162718792
Mid and adc, anywhere from 6pm-2am, Astoiza the God
>>162718727
stack crit and put barrels everywhere
post your mains, rate others
>be jungler
>bot lane is retarded
>adc takes both sides of my jungle when im shopping/ganking another lane
>wonders why im not making any more gold
wew
>>162718924
That's a lot of yelling, anon.
>>162718119
this artist draws REALLY good lewd pokemon
>>162718871
could be worse
you could be in plat?
>>162718706
Pretty much sums up my night so far
>>162718924
Get into my promos to plat get this as my 1st game wtf is this shit??
>>162718981
that's a lot of whimsy, anon
>>162719036
memeband/10
>Win every single teamfight because you have Taric Orianna Shyvana and it's enough to win in bonobo elos by itself
>Vayne starts splitpushing bot and dies repeatedly until you lose the game and says "xd" everytime you ask him to please group
I need to destroy something
>>162718895
I would like to duo with you its just idk if you'd like to duo with me. I'm a top and mid morde main that can flex with other champs. Last season I had a 63% win rate with 209 games played on morde. I was silver 2 last season and currently in silver 5 this season. Let me know if your interested
>>162719082
destroy my life pls
>>162718982
Can i have sause of this one
>>162717880
her bf probably isnt cute
>>162719141http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2214307
>currently 3/1 in promos
What's going to happen next bros, how is Riot going to fuck me over
>>162719059
I don't see too much wrong with it other than brand having 900 games somehow.
I'm in gold 1 with Plat mmr currently and the vast majority of my games have 1-7 former diamonds.
I want to climb
Is ranked back up
Its 5am where I live and my body dosent want to sit up
>>162719195
MY DICK PLEASE STOP
I HAVE FAPPED 3 TIMES YESTERDAY AND IT STARTS TO HURT YOU CANNOT POST THIS SHIT IN HERE RIGHT NOW
I NEED HELP
>>162719229
Post that kik baby (^;
>>162719232
The diamond 3 is what I'm talking about.
>>162719229
>>162719227
Send a ticket to rito support
>>162719273
here anon, this will kill your boner in no time: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2154784
powered by rampage0118(tm)
>>162718982
>Anthro Pikemon Furry
Get out, Furry-Anon.
>>162719229
even if you are/were an actual woman and lived 5 mins away from me (I don't live in America) and were a sex bomb I wouldn't bite the bullet
I know it's impossible for a woman to love somebody that hates himself and I'd feel like shit to have sex with somebody that doesn't love me
>>162719334
He's in a game full of diamonds with a few scattered plats. It looks broken but we know that there's actually 7 diamonds in this game. It's fine senpai.
>>162719357
I'm not sure if I want to open this
>>162717792
he's been that since s2 and riot takes almost every opportunity to say how every top laner is compared to him when deciding if in need for buffs/nerfs
and that was before courage of cancer was a thing
>>162719273
np
>>162719362
ummm glaceon is made of ice not fur??????????????????
>>162719365
You guys cannot believe just how much I want to fuck MF
How do I get a cowtits redhead gf?
>>162719357
DELETE THIS
IT MADE MY DOG BARF
>>162718443
>stop playing vg vs vg
>have fun in league again
wauw
>>162719457
it's absolutely disgusting
no guro though
which artist does the best fat yordle tats
Ashe is a support
Mf is making her way to support.
Jhin is a support
Gangplank is a support.
Is twisted fate a support?
>>162719505
>>162719615
none of those are supports except MF
>>162719615
no but yi is :^)
>>162719540
that's kinda the point, isn't it?
>>162719613
Our guy (female), bandlebro. Or the person who did this.
>>162719463
No furries, Anon.
>>162719505
Find a big titty girl
Have her wear a red wig.
Done.
>>162719642
>an adc is a support
kill yourself right fucking now.
>>162719365
haha you say that but uhmmmmm i just LOVE dick
its true
ほんとうすきおちんぽこ
hehe fuck me daddy
>>162719681
>ywn impregnate Poppy with your human child
>dreading this clusterfuck of a kill comp I'm against
>Darius somehow stole Diana's blue while leashing and came into lane with level 2 and blue buff
>apparently this set off a chain reaction of rage that culminated in crushing Darius in lane and murdering Diana in her own jungle multiple times as she tried to afk farm
>get easy first token towards mastery 7
Ara ara~
>>162719713
I have learnt to not trust women that want to create relationships on the internet since the last incident
>>162719613
me
but i keep them all for myself
>>162719721
it's just not fair
>>162719765
d/w im a cuckqueen
>>162719646
>Queue as support
>Hover Yi as sup pick
>ADC says "please don't Yi support"
>Make up some bullshit excuse
>Say "it's fine don't worry"
>Keep saying "don't worry, I'll carry" etc
>Lock in actual support at last second
>Say "See told you not to worry"
I love pretilting my team.
>>162719642
I dunno man.
Riot says otherwise
>>162719831
>mfw I see the adc/sup come to lane with their junglers buff
>>162718119
>>162718982
>>162719505
>>162719681
>>162719721
Why is impregnation the BEST fetish?
Also what champion would most likely have the biggest impreg fetish?
>>162719903
>tfw i used to intentionally do this all the time with caitlyn headshot on "smiteless leash pls"
>win lane every fucking time with giga cancer 650 range red buff for the first 2 minutes of lane
>>162719764
>darius stole diana's blue
did he fucking teleport to lane with it
>>162719831
People will never understand the true terror of jhin support.
>>162719818
If he won't then I'll ravage your ass even if you're a boy pretending on the internet
imagine how incredibly high Vayne's winrate would be if 90% of her players stopped doing retarded shit
>>162719924
Probably Jinx because of the risk factor.
>>162719960
sorry i dont fuck gay men????????????????????????????
>Yasuo is cancer
>Yasuo needs to be permabanned
>>162720045
>>162719965
Jesus fucking Christ.
Vayne would once again be unstoppable
>>162719976
Second it.
>>162719924
>>162719976
>>162720128
okay okay
but what league MALE would have the biggest impregnation fetish? who wants 2 be daddy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SNOWDOWN SALE
>>162719976also because flat chest girls like the feeling of their breasts swelling slightly with milk
>>162719613
Maineim
>>162720203
Garen or j4
>>162719948
No, just walked into lane and kept trying to trade with me when he had CoC and kept missing his Es, so I'd just whittle him down till 6, parry the dunk and kill him until he just sat under his tower unable to farm and Diana refusing to help him because she was salty over the blue.
Not gonna complain about easy S-ranks to get these tokens, if only I could get that kind of butthurt on the enemy team more often instead of mine in like every other goddamn game
>>162720203
Zed.
hahahahahahaSPLAT
>snowball on a ranged champion
>>162720203
Lucian, because he wants to impregnate every women and run away from them to avoid child support.
>>162720203
CUM WITH ME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
ty rnjesus
God i hate this game, bot lost fb and flaming and tilting start. Why ppl cant calm down and try to play from behinde and try to win game instead of going full mongoloid and feed enemy to raid boss state, i kinda winning my lane to and can carry but not if Cait is 12/0 at min 10
Is it true riot confirmed Fiora as the most fertile female?
>>162720203Soraka.
>>162720323
delete this
lucian is loyal to senna
>>162720298
There's some ranged you want snowball on not to mention it's needed for vision control.
But I agree by and large too many people take snowball.
t. High mmr aram pro
Season 4's come and passed
The Demacian can never last
Wake me up when J4's good again
Like my elo's come to pass
Challenger Tier is gone so fast
Wake me up when J4's good again
Here comes the game again
I've fallen from the stars
Fell from Master Tier again
Becoming who we are
As my elo rests
I'll never forget what I lost
Wake me up when J4's good again
Season 5 has come and passed
My patience can never last
Wake me up when J4's good again
Queue up once again
Like we did when preseason began
Wake me up when J4's good again
Here comes the game again
I used to play with stars
Stuck in Diamond again
Becoming who we are
As my elo rests
My rank is what I lost
Wake me up when J4's good again
Season 6 has come and passed
The shame can never last
Wake me up when J4's good again
Like my hope's come to pass
Three seasons has gone so fast
Wake me up when J4's good again
Wake me up when J4's good again
Wake me up when J4's good again
>>162720351
>Tumblr OC
>Fertile
Kek
>>162720398
>OTP mad because he can't cheese out free wins anymore
just shows what your true rank is
>>162720398
>rangers trailblazer
I havent felt this way for a long time anon
I miss regular devourer so much
I have such a good idea for a lewd meme picture but I don't think I'll be able to pull it off and I don't want to waste it
Fuck
>>162720457
>better winrate on multiple supports than on J4
>OTP
>>162720471
>Sejuani and Leona
>Transsexual
Make sense, Anon.
What does your main's home look like?
>>162720471
this is fuckin hot but the retarded horse faces ruin it for me
why are big breasts so attractive
>>162720641
MILK
>>162720641
natural instincts
I'm 2-0 so far!!!
How about you lolg did you get cucked by your placements?
>>162720282
No i mean you were blue side so how did he steal diana's blue when red-side blue buff is bot lane.
>>162720697
5-5 in mine, went from P3 to G1. So pretty much what I expected.
>>162720675
this desu
>>162720697
went 6-4 for plat 2
>>162720093
You ban him so he doesn't feed his ass off on your team.
>>162720704
I was red side, anon.
>/LOLG/ GET'S BTFO AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GwCr5_2YPA
HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER
good morning
have a great day friends!!
>>162720736
>>162720792
Not too shabby!!!
I WANNA FUCK ANNIE
>move to JP region so I can have better ping
>cant buy Rito points
Kill me
>>162721023
Post Lews Annies Please
>TFW no irl sona waifu
>>162720398
i like you a lot anon
pretty nice to have you in lolg
does camille bathe or no? the legs seem like they would be a problem if she wanted to clean up
>>162721032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otS9T9qxrgU
why did you do this rito?
I'm a weeb but I still cringed at this
>>162720697
4-6 and placed gold 4 because i'm trash
>>162721125
post more irl sonas
especially her
>up against caitlyn+zyra
What in the everloving fuck are you supposed to do against this?
>>162721241
Could be worse, you could've ended up in silver. All you need to do is play and you'll get your free skin anyway. I was gold 2 at end of season so I'd be happy with gold 5 2bh.
>>162721190
Of course she bathes.
Hakim most likely engineered her body to be water-proof. Otherwise she'd break down just from that cup of tea she always drinks.
We can also assume she's got nanomachines that monitor and clean up any residual gunk inside her.
New Urgot/Yorick skins when?
>>162721125
Sona is a slut.
>>162721023
Away with you, lolicon.
>>162721125
>>162721332
https://youtu.be/7kNrIn8H32c
>>162720398
why is season 4 so hard for me to remember compared to all the other seasons, it was the first season i hit diamond too, wtf
I'm getting "Old Fiora" vibes from looking at Camille's kit. Anyone else?
>>162721434
do you take antidepressants
I barely remember the names of people in challenger I played with every day but that's because my brain is being burnt to the ground by the harmless pharma industry
>>162721434
I can't remember any individual seasons unless you tell me something running rampant at the time. 6 years on league and they all blur together.
When was "dunk master yi" with 5 phantom dancers or 4 phantom dancers and a wriggles?
>>162721512
no Ive never taken antidepressants but that was probably around the time I was most depressed hence actually playing so much fucking league in the first place
>>162721525
season 2 probably
why is my patcher stuck at 99%
>tfw no Greft bf
I feel like i dont have impact on game at alltoplane
>>162721798
>pick Kled
>shit on enemy top laner
>ult
>yell at faggots to follow you
Post champions you wish were real
>tfw no viking champion
>tfw no spartan champion
>tfw no mermaid champion
5 or 6 picks my next ranked jungle champion
pick a few incase it gets banned/someone else picks it/i don't have that champion and can't buy it
>>162721882
Udyr/Nunu/Yi
>>162721847
I need all champions that have a heal that can be casted on teammates to be real to see if they can heal my depression with a rank 5 heal
>>162721882
Pick one of these.
>>162721798
Pick a champion that can split push. Split push indefinitely. Alternatively pick a tank with great engage and or peel. Make team fights happen.
Whatever you do don't
>>162721831
Don't pick kled. He's shit.
>>162721798
bring tp and win bot lane too if youre actually decent and have map awareness
>>162721940
>pick something that relies on shitters
>don't pick a carry with great initiation
t. silver surfer
>>162721940
Nah, i can do super well and roam but still if my ADC is garbage and cant press right click - its lose, if adc is ok- its win. Dunno mb its just new season
HELP I HAVE BECOME VAYNE MAIN
CURES?
>>162722060
A rope, some bleach, a bottle of pills, pick your poison.
>>162722001
Split pushing gets better the better you get. I don't follow. D5 shitter.
>>162722028
Adcs currently have the least impact in how the game turns out. You might have a case of grass being greener.
>>162722060
>buy shotgun
>insert in pooper
>pull trigger
>>162717612
kek based
>>162722060
didn't know there was another edit of this
>>162721405
What's wrong with that
>>162721847
>viking
>not Olaf
>not even Tryndamere
Explain your criteria
Please post comfy images of your main while I drift to sleep!
>>162721931
who even are those
i only recognzie caitlyn and i'd rather not play another adc again
>>162722598
>>162722598
>dotards cry about lol being rip off of dota
>they rip off lol and hots which is 80% of the game now
really made me think
>>162722604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y-goZDGVE
I mean do I need to spell it out?
>girl with long hair and a black shield
>girl holding cait with gigantic fists
>>162722598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg&feature=youtu.be
Who do you have for your Gatebox, /lolg/?
>Playing Urgot against a Pantheon
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>162722598
>>162722719
>VR
>USB powered fleshlight
>this
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED THE WAIFU AGE
>>162722598
Think of your main
What kind of underwear(if applicable) for he/she wear?
>>162722683
now i get it, morg took the cupcake from the trap
that's pretty cool
>>162722958
Kled goes commando.
>>162722719
>advanced virtual waifus instead of android waifus
NO
This means we are in the fucking Mega Man Battle Network timeline instead of the Mega Man Classic timeline
IT'S NOT FAIR
I WANTED ANDROID WIVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
At the 5 minute mark, I told our ADC that he was shit and he went 'okay try to carry without me, i afk farm', and so I did. And god did it feel good getting the 'we have punished a player that you reported recently' today.
>>162722958
>Viktor
it's all metal
What are the basic jungle routes now? Red/Blue to start now, right?
>>162722958
Spider silk briefs
>probably none tho he doesn't have a body
>>162722119
You think so? if my bot lane literaly 0/10 at minut 5 and feed like no tomorrow, i think its just me
>can i mid?
>ok i troll then
/r/ splitpush tips and splitpush wards
>>162719505
its unreal
Would you let Jayce fuck you?
>>162723159
Red - Krugs - Scuttle gives you 3 so you can still do early ganks if you want, but its better to do a full clear starting at blue so you maximize your experience as the respawn timers are longer now.
>>162723158
>>162723246
>>162722598
>>162723348
Thanks. So something like Blue-Gromp-Wolves-Chickens-Red-Krugs for a champ like say Udyr?
>>162722668
>Posting Ahri
Delete it.
>tfw no team bareback sex gf
>>162723449
yeah basically. Still look for ganks though, there's no point in missing a free kill if someone pushes up too hard. Also just showing up when the enemy jungler ganks can be a deterrent to the all in.
>>162723604
But Anon, they're small.
>>162723621
Alright, got it. I'll do a couple bot games with this route before jumping into a normals game.
>>162723604
I want tocuddle and kissthat poppy
>>162723636
Shortstacks are best.
>>162723017
>implying this isn't just the beginning
give it 5 years and that virutal intelligence in that hologram thing will be in a fuckable robot waifu.
Best girl.
Best legs.
Best wife.
>>162723636
maybe he's small too
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>162724026
That's not a thing.
>>162723697
just do customs. you should be able to do a leashless clear with your 2 smites without dying, maybe only 1 if you use it on raptors.
>>162724026
Don't you mean with?
I wanna cum in Lulu's ass.
>>162724135
I wanna cum on Annie
>>162724106
IN
Is this legit? I got this as a chat room message when I was making a private custom game.
>>162723808
No man wants to have a 3ft wife.
>>162723945
Could be. Make sense for little people marrying another.
>>162724354
Yep
>>162724354
Could be. Try it out and tell us how it works out.
>>162724354
Yes,i got gifted Infernal Nasus
>>162724059
>>162724106
>>162724135
>>162724335
B̛̰̖̥̮͎̖̠͈̰̭͢͝A̵͓͚͙͔͖̪̟̫̹͚̖̟̣͇͠ͅC͏͇̖͖̖̭̤͔̝̰̦͖̻͖̳͎̻̣̤̖̕K̶̴͈̱͇̖̠̳̹̤̹̱͚͚̘̭̣͞ͅ ̶̴̦̤̗̣̟͎͕͕͘ͅT҉͎̬̣̺̺̺̮̦̩̹̪̞͎̭̟͘H̵͏̛̠͕̖͇̲͍̳̭̼̭͘͝E̵̛̟̖̘̩̝̯̘̝̬̖̯̖͇̫̺ ̵҉̷͉̗͕͜͡F̷̨͉͉̹̱͕͕͞ͅƯ̷̷̡̧̱̼͚̹̭͕̟̥C҉̢̤̱̮͈̬̫͚͎͇̣͇͘͞K̸̨̧̰̹̺̘͙͉͙̰̞̠͘͢ ̱̯̫͎̖͔̭̭̣̣̰̗͙̕͟͢͠O̶̭̥̰͉̪͟͠F̹̯̫̲̮̪̺͙͠ͅF̧̡̼̳̪͉̺͇̖̱̹͍͇̼̟̘̀́?̸̧̢̛͍̥̰̥̩͚̱͖͘?̨̨̢͏͚̯͍͉͖̩̰͖!̵͓̲͔̤̱̦̼̙̼̬̤̦̜͖̟͔̙̲̲́́̀͡?̡̨̘͔̼͈̰̰͎̥̹̣̮!͏̸̰̖̙̺͚͎͎̦͙͇ͅ
>>162724354
no
dont be autistic
obviously a scam, all the way down to using a link shortener
>Spike between 400 and 600 ping for half the game
>This is the quality of the internet connection the "fifth world power" can offer its citizens
Am I able to sue my ISP maybe
No, it's not a meme-tier ISP, it's the number 1 in France and they own basically all the network
>can usually do pretty good during lane
>have absolutely no fucking clue what to do after the laning phase is over
help
>>162724354
>people this stupid exist
Just like let me play the game
Don't be like this
>>162724624
If you can prove it's their fault (IP movement from your computer towards Riot's servers) and not yours or Riot's, then yeah, for giving you a bad quality product or something related.
I want to look at Vlad from this angle
>>162724780
If these scams didn't work on anyone, why would people still put in the effort?
It's easy money, think of it like an idiot tax
Does Yasuo deserve nerfs?
Which League cutie would you use as a body pillow?
>>162721315
Is this World Trigger?
>>162725049
I want to use Miss Fortune's thighs as ear warmers.
>>162725086
He does, but muh "HE'S HARD TO PLAY".
>>162725086
Not really if you ask me, it's the item's and the fact that crits are retarded in this game. Now he's only annoying with his build unless you completely shit on him in lane (as you should be doing).
>>162725172You :3
>>162721315
pick ashe+mf support duh
>>162725172
I want to be Lulu's pillow!
Does Nami E proc ardent censer passive?
>>162725586
Is it a heal or shield? The answer is no.
>>162724354
Is this your first day on the internet or what?
>>162721332
>residual gunk
elaborate?
DOES A CHAMPION EVEN EXIST WHO COULD POSSIBLY DEFEAT GOKU IN HIS SUPER SAIYAN 3 FORM?
Full ap sona is broken. with fresh blood, thunderlords and greenfathersgift you deal
>3% of max hp from greenfather
>11 from fresh blood
>15(?) from thunderlords
>50 from autoattack
>40 from q(plus2% from sorcery)
>50 from autoattackreset with powerchord
>21 from power chord
>20 from q passive
that's like 200 hp burst at level 1. Plus ignite means 270 damage very fast. you can usually follow up with another aa and if your adc goes in aswell there is no other support that can match your damage or defend their adc against you.
t. sona pro
>>162725959
teemo
literally just Q him and build MR
>>162726032
Bard can.
>suggested champs for 2017
>riven, lee, lb, vayne, and sona
>they're all close favorites except for sona
not bad
Is that Kled anon around? I fucking love playing the little cunt and I was wondering why Titanic before Cleaver, and if you got any other tips aside from the level 2 dismounted W cheese?
imma rip a greenfather's gift right now haha sheeeit
>>162726150
even with same masteries a q+auto+passive+thunderlords isn't enough. If you can land the stun it's probably overall better than sonas lvl 1 but sonas damage must be higher.
As sona you get 3 aa, with bard 1 (unless you're up against vayne with q or their flash)
if time your aa perfectly you can get 2 passive procs. that means 20 extra damage.
>>162726210
Not him but I've been playing kled recently and I would guess it's because it makes it so much easier to farm and then roam.
I'VE GONE THROUGH TOO MANY TROLLS AND FEEDERS TO MAKE IT THIS FAR ALREADY
LOLG LEND ME YOUR ENERGY
>>162726446
>Yasuo
Nah, I'm good thanks.
>Played Teemo support
>Level E
>Auto them once
>Instant T-lords proc
>Turns out it was a bug all along
>>162726446
Just stay mid with Ryze and Yasuo.
>>162726513
ryze is actually one of my worst performing champions so far
though i've been riding the elo train of taliyah, morg, and yeah, yasuo
>>162725172
Vladimir, but I can't find 6 foot dakimakura printing in the UK. Pretty sad.
>>162725049
I want Vladfag to sit on my face.
>>162726672
Why are they naked?
>>162717406
lol, more?
>>162726691
because they're sluts for homeless old man smegma
>>162722719
Does this come in Lucina?
Cucks. Lolcucks.
>>162726821
I'll show you a cuck!
>Dude talks to himself during champ select
>Nobody answers because we're all alt tabbed on internet while waiting for our turn
>"I will afk farm jungle 0 communication here"
I want to cleanse the world of these people
>>162720298
>Forgets to take heal instead
>Gets a kill with snowball
I KNEW there was a reason I took this
> No bbw waifu in leag
>>162727320
Disgusting.
OH SHIT
You just woke up in your bed next to the last champion you played as!
Who is it, and what do you think happened last night?
>>162726821
shit they found us out
>>162727489
> Shaco
>>162727320
>fat pig slut in lol
I support this idea
>>162727489
>Kha
>Waking up
>>162727586
With hairy pits
>>162727489
Riven
I will question my sanity, reality and my future will stop looking so boring.
I don't even know. It seems true waifu love can connect the real world with a shitty ass game.
>>162727489
>Bard
I'm ok with this
>>162727135
I can't even alt tab because this shit ass client is broken and often doesn't even pop up when it's your turn to ban/pick
You dodge and then you're sad
>>162727135
I want to cleanse you from League for not communicating during champ select. There's a chat box there for a reason. (Not cleanse from the world because I'm not a shitty person like (You))
>>162727708
What no
She needs to be cute
>>162725172
>>162726446
Oh wow. I've played with you in a norm before. Only remember your name cause it's close to a name of my friend.
Gl faggot.
>>162727842
She needs to be slutty and sweaty
well after a few normal games, i took gp back into ranked and was 4/0 vs susan. had to take the last 3 inner turrets and inhib myself.
lucian refused to group and i want to go on a murdering spree after we almost lost.
>>162727489
morgana
guess i got fucked pretty hard by her big asset(s)
>>162727850
Is there a naked version?
>>162727489
>Urgot
We stare at each other. Awkwardly. His pained wheezing taking an uncomfortable note.
>>162727897
current game has smite/cleanse eve jungle on my team
how fucked am I /lolg/?
>>162727851
i haven't played a normal game in a few years
>>162728035
and? the only thing about that is cleanse, otherwise it's perfectly fine
do you think nidalee goes commando
>>162728103
Yes
>>162728103
>there are people in this thread who don't go commando all day every day
You guys should seriously give it a try.Also, sleep nude.
>>162727898
Is this Futa
>>162728140
wouldn't that be pretty awkward for her teammates
imagine you're behind her in cougar form and she transforms mid leap
it'd certainly not leave much to the imagination
>>162728310
What do you think the secret ingredient she is whipping out?
>>162727489
>Kled
I don't know what happened last night, but I'd be dead by morning.
>>162728310
maybe :^)
>>162728582
Her cowtits
>>162728350
She probably wanted to give them a peek
She is a cougar after all
>>162728705
By lifting her skirt?
feels good being a morg mid main
>swainfags
>>162727489
>Ezheterosexualtender lovemaking
>>162727907
nah. want find too
>>162728813
she's old
this season data site is so funny
i have never won a single game vs amumu and have most deaths to akali
i guess i shouldn't ban twitch, rengar, yasuo and the likes but should ban amumu instead... meantime i prey on luxen and win 100% vs garen
also my best game for some reason was as fliping janna, and they suggest me to pick diana for 2017...
>>162728175
dude, it is cold here!
i really wish i had fluffy tails to warm my feet because i often have to sleep in socks
>>162726640
Just stick with Yasuo and Taliyah then.
>>162726672
Censored the sluts.
>>162726770
Lucina is best waifu.
How Taliyah penis looks like? Its big or small femenine?
>plat 2 flex queueing with a silver friend
>get support
>feel like a scientist trying to coach monkeys
we're pushing bot for 3rd inhib and our ADC just runs mid, ignoring all pings, and tries to 1v1 their toplaner and dies
what the fuck lel
>>162728848
What is this?
>>162729072
https://review2016.na.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/year-in-review/personal-landing
>>162728907
>prey on luxen and win 100% vs garen
How could you?!
>>162729112
>lucian is simultaneously an ez opponent and dreaded enemy
>>162728103
you can launch 3d viewer on lolking and peek
iir she has leopard colored panties. or was it her old model?
>>162729210
not my fault!
it came naturally! lux is even my spare mid
>Get matched with a plat adc because le epic MMR reset
>He picks Ashe even though he mains mid not adc
>I have to support this
>He feeds out of the ass and deals no damage because he picked a situational adc that requires skill to play without even maining the role xd
Only in the beginning of the season we can reach the highest level of clown fiesta
>>162729298
It's just because he was so popular during the season.
>>162729045
Smurfing with a bronze friend on a silver account. Plat 1 player.
The "advice" these players have for me is so incredible. I'm fiora top. There's 4 with half hp by our tier 1 mid. All dead on our team except me and cait. THREE people spam me with pings to take the top tier 1 when I'm halfway to mid already. Trade tier 1 for a quadra and drake.
Stop pinging REEEEEEEEEEEEE. It's so hard not to say "I'm fucking smurfing" sometimes.
>>162729323
It is your fault. Building that AP damage and killing him.
>work for 14 days on the trot
>have a three day break
>go to bed early to enjoy my days off
>first day off
>wake up
>head in to the kitchen
>feet get wet
>there's a fucking leak
oh come the fuck on.League of Legends
>>162728907
>sleeping in socks
absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>162729563
meow~
>>162729563
>Not discriminating that she's a fox
>>162729563
sleeping in socks when its cold is comfy as fuck
what is wrong with you?
>>162727489
> VeigarAt least he won't make fun of my height
>plat, placed in silver
>win a few easy games
>one time lose lane
>worried I might be a shitter
>actually down in farm and kill participation
>lose the game, end up doing ok by roaming and doing damage in fights but we still lose for a variety of reasons
>look the game up
>lane opponent was actually diamond last season
lmao nice placement system riot.
I'd hate to actually be an actual silver player right now. Your games are full of diamonds and plats who are salty about placements dropping them 2-3divisions.
>>162729563
I have wool socks my grandma made I sleep in during winters.
>>162729759
Actual silvers are in bronze right now. Heaven help them if they climb to silver too quickly.
>>162729823
wool is pricky!
>>162728907
>luxen
Lucian?
>tfw your first pick hovers Yasuo and I want to ban it but hes on a 5 game zed losing streak and have to ban that instead just to be sure
>>162730009
Luxen, offspring of Lucian and Lux
>>162718924
We seem to be similar
>>162730094
Interracial?
>>162728736
that seems quite risqué even for nidalee
besides won't she get cold down there?
>>162728095
she died 4 times pre 10 to lee, trying to invade him.
Even your father hates her.
>>162730153
you're an idiot nidalee is always in heat
>>162730276
my dad's been in prison for the last 20 years, why would i care what he thinks about literally anything
>>162730372
Because he's still family
>>162730418
no
family is what you make it, anon
f.e. to me you guys are family
>>162730418
>hes still family
i've literally never met or seen him
you havin a chuckle m8
>>162716912
Is the OP image on eyoson?
why is kogmaw blue in game
>>162730463
Im not your family fag
>>162730475
He's still your dad
>>162730463
We're not your family you complete faggot.
>>162730529
and grass is green and water is wet
why would i feel any sort of positive emotion towards him if i never met the dude
gonna work kled in here this season
>>162718924
3/3
>>162718981
2/2
>>162719036
4/5
>>162730130
3/3
>>162729758
>Jax
Just how fucked I am?
>>162730016
>5 mins in
>mid is lost
should have banned yasuo
>>162730632
>why would i feel any sort of positive emotion towards him if i never met the dude
Whoa I didnt say all that. Go blog somewhere else
>>162730720
what you did say though was that youre a faggot
>>162730372
>>162730418
>>162730475
>>162730529
In the end, father don't want you to love and die by the Kitsune.
>tfw you counterjungle the enemy Vi so hard he insults you in allchat every time he finds three of his camps are gone
>multiple times
>>162730702
meant for
>>162727489
>>162729759
>2-3divisions
you mean tiers?
>>162730773
Sorry you have daddy issues anon.
League of legends.
>>162729602
>>162729715
>>162729823
disgusting, rank ass mother fuckers.
>>162731031
Fuck the police
Hug support
So, how did your day go lolg? I have a small blogpost for you about the life changing and eye opening experience.
>playing last game of a night right before going to sleep, 1 AM EUW Central Europe (It's important for what's to come)
>some guy picks mid Katarina and proceeds to feed like crazy and talking shit
>everyone just tells her to shut the fuck up because he is bad
>it get's to the point, where I publicly make a rhetoric question in the chat "Why am I even playing this game?" oddly enough, one other player answered "I ask myself the same question"
>The Katarina goes even more apeshit and tells that we should just uninstall the game because we are all are dragging him down and he deserves to be a diamond
Then out of nowhere, it fucking hit me like a train. I am just wasting my time and life energy away on a game, where you depend on 4 other people where the only constant is you and unless you are some turbo gook with inhuman reaction, you will never go beyond 60% win rate. You will rage in about half of your games and there is absolutely nothing you can do about the other players.
>add him to a friends after the game
>he immediately starts talking shit again
>I interrupt him and say
[I actually wanted to thank you my friend for showing me what I will become if I keep playing this game and that I will take your recommendation and quit]
Tell him, that I do not want to become sad and pathetic loser whose only life aspiration is to hit Diamond or higher only to brag about it to his already so thin social circle.
And that even though I knew this, only now I fully realized that this game provides you with the false sense of achievement which will fade away once this game dies and it eventually will. And once this Happens you will be empty and try fill the void with another shit game.
>>162730016
>you ban his main
>he's still bad but also on a champion he doesn't even play
>rito reshuffles ranks so that top ranks are a tiny percent like they should be
>people drop ranks because of that
>OMG NICE SYSTEM NICE RITO LOL
>they dont realize theyre playing vs the same people they played before, just have a different icon next to their name
lel
>>162731357
my day so far is
>find leak
>waiting for plumber
>>162731357
>Tell him to pick one skin and I will gift it to him as a gratitude for what he did for me.
>He does not believe me and thinks I am joking
>IamNot.png
>He completely changes his attitude and try to act nice and even apologizing
>He still does not beleive me, tell him, that I have 13k RP and I have gifted few days ago Project ASHE to some random player just because he was actually very nice.
>Show him the screenshot of the gifting center
>He sees the 13k RP, his Chat Window and the Gifted Project Ashe
>Starts imemdiately calling me a spoiled brat that depends on his parents and what not
>I start lmaoing at him even harder and ask him, what is he even doing at 1 AM in a Tuesday night online because I have my own reasons but what about his
>He says, that it's 10 PM where he is.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>The only country with 10 PM is BRAZIL OR FUCKING GREENLAND
>I start lmaoing even harder and tell him, that not only he is sad and pathetic loser but that he is also a nigger
>He tells me that he will not tell me where he is from but that he is not black but actualy arabic.
YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>So he is not only a nigger, but nigger muslim and it would explain his mindset, attitude, poornes and pretty much what I thought about him
>He turns it around and says that he is a good muslim and that he would use the money to help someone poor rather than spend it on the game like me and that I am pathetic for spending 100 EUR on a Game
>WewLad.zip atleast I have 100 EUR to spend.
>I actually tell him, that it's what I am fucking doing right now, I am helping someone poor with the skin gift and that it turns out, I am actually better muslim than him by doing so
>He goes fucking apeshit sperging out so hard that it even cant be contained in the greentext
>Tell him, that once It will be available I will hone my word and gift that shitty Project Katarina skin to him
>>162731396
and this means diamond players should be in silver?
>>162729759
>>162731357
>>162731452
I will gift it to him but right after that I will tell him, that I am actualy a practicing Jew :^) (I am not) that should be a final trigger of a nigger muslim from bumfuck nowhere country, poor and retarded with extreme sense of self entitelment.
And that's how I quit the league of legends. Dont waste ur time lads, you can do it too. This game is not worth to waste your time away with. Learn a trade, travel the world, meet people, just do anything but waste your time away on this fucking game.
When was the last rune sale? When will probably be the next?
I'm not sure if I should spend my riot silver on runes right now
>>162731357
>>162731452
TIME TO BLOG
>play quinn
>holy shit that am i doing
>enemy cait and zyra
>supp blitz
>harass cait a little bit
>blitz hooks him in, he dies
>zyra dies
>HOLY SHIT
>go back to lane with boots, pots and two dorans over a single dorans
>same thing happens
>keep shitting on cait
>enemy mid roams down
>TRIPLE KILL
>enter mid game as 18/2
>enemy rengar only has bonetooth and a black cleaver
>jumps me every fight and oneshots me
>try to 1v3
>die with 200 HP difference
>get full build
>sell boots, buy triforce
>team is fighting
>ACE
>stroll in to their base full build and take everything down singlehandedly before respawn
>:^) 31/5
>"ez"
I get regular wins now, i think blogging has made my ELO match my MMR.
>>162718183
What website is this?
>>162731574
lemonparty dot org
>>162731574
baddragon com
>>162731628
>>162731645
Well memed, friends.
>>162731357
Niggers made fun of me again
for FUCKS sakes riot
>>162731357
Is this pasta
Lulu is cute and adorable and i love her!
which champ should i main to climb
>>162731384
Chance to win though, most yasuos are better on literally anything than yasuo
>>162731914
I wish it was, but sadly it's real life.
>>162731556
I'm happy you realized that Anon.
But most players did it long before, and without spending money on the game.I hope YOU, on the other hand, is the one who learns something useful and/or travel around the world.
My fun in this game is only determinated by: winning + becoming better every game in an artificial medium (the game itself).
>>162731556
Fuck off loser
>>162722958
Nice, clean, breathable, probably red and from some expensive material.
May or may not say PorcelainROD on it.
>>162732004
Since I live in Europe I am seriously considering traveling to Mongolia somewhere in the late August cause why the fuck not, I wanted to see the country for the long time and while there, why not go for the Baikal too.
>>162731357
>>162731556
I'm doing fine, thanks.
I've played in a couple of tournaments, i've reached decent places, and i know i can further improve, shit teammates or not. I have a very good shot at reaching master/challenger this very season. Sometimes i get frustrated, but when i win it's the most satisfying feeling i can have. League is what i enjoy doing most in my life.
If you are bad at the game, it's understandable that you don't want to waste time on it. I would've stopped playing league ages ago if i didn't improve at all. I would say it's not my type of game and move on. But this is not the case. I will play until i get into competitive or break. And i'm 100% serious about this.
I don't want to convince myself that it's not worth it, and then years later realize that i didn't take the opportunity that was given to me. I would regret that decision for the rest of my life.
>>162731927
Would you still think she was cute if she had a butt full of my cum?
WHat's that huge patch? The winter map is in there?
>>162732212
Irrelevant, that's never going to happen, because you'd get castrated before you get within 100 meters of her.
>>162731357
gotta chill out dude. its a game. you know, the thing you play for fun?
>>162732278
shit i was gonna write how this whole yordle lore shit is making me worried>giving a shit about lore at this point
i know but it's a fun opportunity that's been fucked over
Ivern
"Triggerseed maxes are still pretty dominant. We’re following up with a more substantial cut to Triggerseed’s power at all ranks, especially as the game goes on."
E - Triggerseed
SHIELD 80/120/160/200/240 ⇒ 70/100/130/160/190
SLOW DURATION 3 seconds ⇒ 2 seconds
do they actually want me to max my high risk, low reward Q?
>>162732457
Ye, just like Taliyah if people max the wrong skill they will gut it
>>162732313
I can play Skyrim for fun or any other SP game. This game however is definition of cancer. You are thrown into arena with 9 other people. Either your team are utter retards and it makes you rage because they are doing dumb fuck mistakes even though you use all the means to warn them early or guide them. Like blinking for 20 seconds that the jungle is coming but they still keep hugging enemy turret and so on.
Or you end up with people that talk shit, on both teams. If that's what is supposed to be fun, then I think I lived my life wrong.
>>162732543
>team bunga
>watching a league stream or youtube video
>person playing is right clicking the screen every micro-second
These people need to calm the fuck down, holy shit.
>>162727489
>Kayle
I guess I died and went to heaven.
>>162732289
Lulu is a slut and I've got a big dick. Sluts love big dicks.
>>162732151
Do you really think that you would be able to get into competitive gaming and shine there long enough to set yourself for life? Look at QTpie, he used to be competitive player ended up doing streams to get money with a token chink gf that is probably cucking him in the collage.
You will reach challenger one day, because I believe in you and you anon can do great things. But is this really what you want? To tell your grand kids (which is very unlikely at this moment, because you focus on some shitty ass game) that when you were young, you reached challenger while others like cucks were socializing, opening up businesses or self educating? It's not that you cant do it, you actually can, and you will, it's that this will reach inevitable end when the game will just die and there will be nothing left, all of the things you cared. All the champions and skins you bought will just disappear just like your rank.
>>162732684
Quit lying to yourself.
Lulu is pure and flawless, and you are an impotent subhuman that needs to kill himself ASAP.
>>162732873
She'd probably let you watch if you ask nicely.
>>162732854
>he's too stupid to accomplish BOTH
Stop posting
>>162732223
What is happening to Sarah here?
>>162732910
Watch her killing you? I'd wanna get some blood on my hands too though.
>>162727489
>Katarina
I take her out to dinner, of course.
>>162732992
If you think that being a competitive player isn't aabout a 12 hour shift of training and just sitting on your ass and playing a game then I have some bad news for you. Don't turn your "passion" and fun time sink into your profession.
Lulu is the sweetest angel! I love her!
>>162727489
>Sejuani
I was probably used like an object till she was satisfied. My balls were depleted and i was forced to keep going even though my shaft ached and head stung with each bounce, and orgasms were no longer accompanied by ejaculation. I probably fainted. She probably went to bed wanting more. I'm surprised she stayed in the bed and I'm more surprised i wasn't tossed into gristle's stye to be get assraped. Maybe she's more loving after you're unconcious but she could never show that side to anyone, even the person she's fucking?
>>162733142
And how do you know this?
>>162733280
lies. Also reported. Kill yourself, faget. You will never get my girl.
How do I into best angel Kayle?
pic unrelated
>>162733339
Kayle main here. I'm not telling you because you posted roulette shit and missed quints
>>162733414
>quints
>on vg
?
>be bard OTP
>play bard top in normals
>enemy picks aatrox
>ok
>play safe in lane, wait for ganks.
>ping for assistance since aatrox can outsustain me and push me in pretty easily
>Evelynn never comes
>come late game
>I lose tower
>they flame me and say I shouldn't have picked bard into aatrox
>mfw I was first pick
>say they shouldn't gank my lane since I'm "not even a top laner"
>lose turret #2
>have 1 death at this point
>whole team "/all report bard reason we 're losing"
>still haven't gotten a single gank
>start roaming
>pick up two kills
>"/all wow now he's KS'ing me too"
>mfw those were my kills
>"report bard trolling"
>start ulting Evelynn whenever shes chasing someone to cuck her from the kill
>"report bard"
>I mean technically I deserve it at this point but whatever
>I say they cant prove I'm trolling.
>keep saying in chat that theyre just bad ults
>end of game
>"gg bad bard"
>report the Evelynn for flaming in all chat, no ganks, and toxicity etc
>mfw this morning I get the "player you recently reported has been penalized" thingy
>feelsgoodman.
>>162733506
Why are repeating digits disabled on /vg/? Why are they still disabled at all?
>>162733280
You have small pecker anon
>>162733624
Because of retards like you.
>>162733624
getfags should kill themselves tbqh
>>162733741
>>162733746
Kys. Gets have been great for more than a decade
>>162733807
>doubles, trips or anything other than a round million
>get
literal newfag redditor
>>162734006
You said get not me
>want to make another cropped lewd op
>don't want to stay up for hours
nice game lolbabs
did anyone screen cap that "your main and your secret" post?
>find excellent artist
>he draws furryshit or other degeneracy
such a waste of talent
>Friend is a Jungle Main
>He has a terrible attitude in general about playing, will never EVER gank a lane that's behind even slightly, spends way too much time power farming, gets pissed if everyone doesn't drop everything they're doing to help him though.
>He plays a lane champion for once
>Spends the entire game bitching about how Vi won't gank for him and how it's such easy kills when he's behind. He complains about how she's always farming.
>Friend can't resist the urge to play the karma card on him
I love the B L A M E G A M E
>>162734106
post it and i'll make the next OP for you, friend
2 THORNAILS
One thing i've noticed since starting playing league is noone ever says "I'm losing lane because he is better"
When someone on my team dies it's always followed by an excuse
>fukn support didnt ward
>jg never ganks
>im getting camped
>lag
>that champ is op
>hes probably smurfing
>if i took different runes and masteries i'd be winning
>i'm not even trying and this guy is tryharding
Has anyone here ever just said "I can't win lane alone guys, i need help"?
In a ahri vs. katrina match up mid, who has the advantage in terms of trading? Who should be more aggressive?
>>162734328
just bait her e and call the jg when your lane is push
>>162733624
because of this
>>162734328
if the ahri is gold or under, she's dead and should farm under tower. if the kat is silver or above, she should play aggressive.
>>162734263
link?
I want Shyvana to sit on my face!
>>162734070
rong
>>162732854
League isn't the only thing that will eventually come to an end.
Life works in a similar way.
What's the point of setting myself for a life that has nothing in it that i enjoy, and after years and years of me not doing things that i like i get old, shrivel up and die?
Fuck that.
I'm not doing this so that i can tell it to my grandchildren or children. I'm doing this for myself, and myself only.
I don't want a relationship, i don't want kids, i don't want to be a traveler, a scientist or a politician. It is selfish, but on this earth and in this life, the only thing that really matters to me is myself. Everyone else is secondary.
>>162734273
either this or >>162734480
thanks anon
if you feel like those might get you banned i can post another one
Poro King is such a (((fun))) game mode
good champion riot
>>162734320
Me but my faggot team in Silver still won't help anyone because they can't connect the "Nigger I'm going to keep losing lane until inhib if you don't put pressure on other side of the maps" and "If you help me now I will be relevant later" ideas
getting really tired of games being done in champ select.
10 games in a row where win or loss was already known in champ select. I even intentionally did nothing in one game we were gonna win and still got carried because the enemy teams shit piks
>tfw watching XJ9's private stream and learning new weird carry junglers
>it's been over four months and he still hasn't made me pay the monthly fee again to see the current stream link
Who /comfy/ here?
>>162734613
>aatrox
>can't do damage
>can't tank
>gets kited to hell
>not a strong laner
>not a utility kit
>not strong at any point in the game
WOW IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN PLAYING AGAINST CAMILLE RIOT, HOLY SHIT THIS CHAMPION IS TOO FUN
I LOVE HAVING THE ADC INSTANTLY DIYING IF HE/SHE IS EVEN THINKING OF JOINING THE TEAMFIGHT, BECAUSE CAMILLE CAN SKIP THE ENTIRE TEAM AND THEN JUMP OUT AFTER RAPING THE INNOCENT SOUL
I LOVE HOW THE MID CAN'T DO SHIT SINCE YOU CANT STUN WHAT KILLS YOU IN 3 AA SO FUN HOLY SHIT
AND OF COURSE TOP IS A RAGING FAGGOT WHO CANT PICK SOMETHING TO FUCK HER OVER, WHY WOULDNT HE BE?
FUCK THIS CHAMPION SO MUCH, I PREFER PLAYING AGAINST A TEAM OF YASUOS BECAUSE AT LEAST I CAN WIN IF THEY DONT HAVE MINIONS TO DASH, BUT HEY! CAMILLE IS 0 CS AND 0/30000/ AT 40 MINUTES AND SHE CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH ONE ITEM
>>162734698
yes
i know
literally free wins
>resolving my new years resolution before the new year even starts
ayy. and challenger tonight when the promotion update kicks off
>We live in the timeline where Riot thought %hp damage is a good idea
>ywn live in a timeline where it doesn't exist
>>162734698
he's a pretty lucrative jungler. if you use your jump to drain your health away for bloodwell stacks early you actualy jungle really fast.
>>162734873
then what? It all goes to waste. His ganking potential is laughable
>>162734873
>if you use your spells as a manaless champion you clear the jungle faster
made me think
Is Kindred any good right now? Is she fun?
>>162734320
i often mention that x champion is op or played well
What does this say about me?
Who here really likes to kill Lucian?
>>162734979
you like to play easymode
>>162734605
like i give a fuck about being banned from 4chan, the easiest site ever to dodge a ban LUL
>>162734980
lul fucking alistar
Why does Tristana make me so hot and bothered
What is this shit
why doesnt it load anymore
>>162735178
cause EU is shit
>Marksmen in X year
>>162735216
cmon man, cant we just discuss in peace
who from the eu fucked your mom?
why always the hate
i dont get it
>>162735149
she's a walking, talking pocket pussy that you could use almost anywhere if she would just learn to be quiet.
>>162734320
I regularly let my team know if I'm getting styled on. They can make the choice to try and save the lane or power swap or whatever else. Communication improvement has helped me get to diamond (along with mechanical and macro inlrovement)
anyone wanna play some low elo ranked on euw?
got another account to play on silver
>>162735318
no, I don't mean the people, I just mean the server qualities. You guys are always down.
>>162735435
O-oh yeahMy apologise
lolbabs??
Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!
>no batman champion
Explain this, lolbabs.Vayne is Buffy
>>162735635
shen
>>162735635
Vayne= Van (Helsing) + (Bruce) Wayne
deal with it
also shes gettin impaled on a pale pole
>>162733586
>Bard top
you better give me a rune page, mastery settings AND a build path for this meme fun pick.
>>162735731
So Vlad is Catwoman?
>Ahri's birthday
>No Ahrifags to be seen
LOLBABS?
TOP LANE MAINS
What are some must buys for top lane, I really wanna main this role but I don't have all the champions in the game
Lulu is cute and adorable! ADORABLE!
I wanna cuddle Jinxwhile taking her anal virginity
So things I've learned: sometimes ghost is really good on adcs depending on the situation. I wish I experimented with this a long time ago.
>>162735873
Unironically, Zac.
>>162735873
mundo, sion, garen, jax
>>162735872
they are busy driying their balls
>>162735825
Vlad is Edward :^)
>>162735873
doran's blade if you're pokey and aggressive
doran's shield if you're tanky/pokey and a lil bitch
doran's ring if you shouldn't be in toplane
>>162735825
Talia al Ghul
bonus impregnation
>>162735873
Darius is a good pick to practice playing a fighter (managing getting kited, engaging at the right time, switching between tanking and dealing damage)
Yorick is good to practice power windows and splitpushing, also cooldown management.
Malphite/Sion is good for practicing winning from a losing/tied lane, also for making nice tp plays.
>wait 12 minutes for a game
>finally
>I lag out at the selection screen
>It says I have no connection even I do
Nice client
>>162736005
When can we expect little hemomancers? :3
>>162735873
Kennen
that's all you'll ever need to FUCK all other toplaners right in the ASS
>>162736141
>homomancers
fixed
>>162736149
>being a sissy boy
>>162735978
>:3
>>162735318
>cant we discuss in peace
>fucked ur mom lol
eubabs, everyone
Vayne would kill Vlad I dont get it.
>>162735635
Vayne's backstory is similar to Batman. Not to mention her shtick
>>162735768
AD Reds, AS Quints, Armor Yellows, MR Blues
Masteries are 12/18/0 Thunderlords and I'm too lazy to give you the actual full layout but you take anything that gives sustain and attack speed, essentially.
Start Dorans+Pot.
Build path is Cutlass->BORK, Mobis (for collecting chimes and going fast)->Deadmans, PD/RFC, Maw, and situatonal tank item/Ludens for memes.
Lulufags getting BTFO
Eat your veggies
how do I make a webm 3mb and post it on here?
>>162736213
FUCK off you dashing fox SLUT
i bet you don't even PROTOBELT
if I get runaans on soraka then _____?
>>162736328
You need items to dash? Cute.
>>162736289
That feel when bought a chocolate/cherry torte and it's so damn sweet that i can't even eat more than one piece per day.
>>162736398
some of us don't have such a huge refractory period with dashing
some of us can do it for free :^)
>>162734798
>100 games in a week
>motherfucking neets
It says you average 11 hours a day wowwwwwwwwwww does mommy feed you chicken tendies? Day off I can't even get 8 hours with cleaning. Do you even take a shower?
>>162735825
Vlad is like Penguin except not ugly.
Zyra is Poison Ivy
Shaco is Joker
Jinx is Harley
Warwick is Killer Croc
>>162736264
>Not to mention her shtick
Is similar to Lucian's, only involving magic more often.
See doesn't go around protecting Demacia at night.not that a city-state like Demacia would ever need savingunless you're getting keeping the personal affairs of the houses in check ala Camille
>>162736445
Tell me your secrets little man.
Do I still rush rylais on big nose or did they nerf it that much that it isn't worth it anymore?
>>162736405
you bought an entire cake for yourself? the fuck is wrong with you fatty
>>162736198
>homomancer
lulu buffs when
>>162736503
>literally uses night and darkness
>even has a bat motif
>not similar
>>162736405
NO! Throw that away!
Zed senpai will put you on the track to a healthy lifestyle!
>>162735873
At this point you surely know there are 3 kind of top laners
the tank ass fuckers
the muhsomuchdmgassholes
and the rangedfags
you must have a lot of champions to have advantage cause if you're a tank autist and some prick picks Quinn you're gonna be assfucked
Tank options: Trundle, Sion, Malphite, Maokai
Bruiser options: Irelia, Jax, Fiora, Camille
Ranged fuckers: Quinn, Kennen, Jayce
these are the first ones you'll like to have in your roaster since they're all stupidly strong
>>162733586
>>162735768
>>162736284
>tfw used same setup asbraumtop a few weeks ago, though I did Trinity first for the sheen proc
>got fed so hard by the enemy yasuo that I ended up getting a penta
feels good man
>>162736141
Nearest lore update senpai :^)
>>162736584
It was on a discount ;_;
Normally i only eat rice/noodles with a bit of meat and anything tomato-based.
>>162736619
Nocturne is Batman wtf?
>tfw no minotaur champ
>tfw no samurai champ
>tfw no fire mage champ
>tfw no girl witj giant robot hands champ
>tfw no scarecrow champ
>tfw no dragon champ
>tfw no crocodile man champ
>tfw no sptting beast adc champ
>>162736803
im sorry dotafam
>>162736803
>tfw no transforming prehistoric yordle champ
>>162736398
i need items to press R and FRY your ass
>>162736565
rush morello on ALL mana ap champions
>>162736503
That's exactly what she did in her original lore, though. And her reasoning for it was that a terrible accident happened to her when she was a child, and both her parents were killed.
I mean holy shit how can you even deny it? Riot has a history of making champions and skins to fit "what's popular". Vayne after the new Batman movie, Khazix and Rengar because of Prometheus and the talk of the new AvP, Jayce because of The Avengers and Iron Man, Mecha Malphite/Aatrox because of Pacific Rim...the list goes on and on.
Vlad better choose his enemies wisely. Darius doesn't fuck around.
>>162736803
>Riot will never give us a real tree champion.
Shit game.
>>162736803
i just want some fucking orcs
sion comes close but hes not green
>>162736938
>orc
purge
I heard something about them hotfixing in nerfs. Did that happen already? :(
>>162736803
You forgot
>no qt spider waifu champion
Lolbabs?
>>162736914
Doctor Strange champion when?
>>162736758
find a nice bakery and get yourself a sweet from there every now and then, don't by discount cake my dude.
>>162737049
yes, read the clients patch notes
they nerfed him pretty hard
>Take botlane turret
>"Nocturne please stay around dragon and take it with us"
>He goes top
>They take dragon
Always fun to lose games because people think they're too smart to obey other people's calls
>every female yordle hardcounters new champ
Good time to be a shortstack faggot.
Post your face when
>>162737120
Damn. Was hoping to squeeze in another week of free one shots.
>Kled is the annual token yordle
fuck you I need another yordle girl to fap to
>>162736920
Darius is Swain's dog. The rivalry between the two is competition for Swain's benevolence.
>>162736501
Penguin isn't as sexual?
>>162736260
Well, Vlad would kill Vayne too, after he's performed just about every perverted sexual act on her :)
When the fuck is the snowdown holy shit, it has to start today right?
even I play more league to grind out another 6 scaling mana regen golds
odd I go play kotor
>>162737207
>no black cleaver
Disregard this post.
I just had this shower thought
does 4chan attract a more autistic user base because autists have a more visual memory? = imageboard over forum
is this part of the reason?
>>162737207
>Literally everything about that image
>>162737269
do autists really have a more visual memory
i have a super visual memory fug
>>162737109
Just look at this thing though.
1.4 kg of pure sugar, what the hell was i thinking?
>>162737120
Shaclone on suicide watch
>>162737269
4chan attracts autism because /b/ and muh "DARK WEEBSITE".
>>162737337
What the actual flying fuck anon
Are you 450kg?
>shitpicking with friends
>one random to complete the team
>against a meta cancer team
>lose a 70 minuttes match because the random would run away from literally every fight
man i hate vayne
>>162736665
Thank you my man, I have an stupid question though, how do u build sion? I get told to buy doran's ring on him but it feels stupid
>Have the knowledge and experience to shotcall a team to victory
>98% of soloq players have oversized egos and will refuse to follow a team call even from somebody who's 25/0/15
>>162736260
It's literally Niels forcing a retarded ship don't even bother
>>162737337
I used to make this kind of garbage for a living man, please don't consume it, let alone by yourself. It is remarkably unhealthy.
>>162737471
95, while being 1.93 metres.
So i'm just below the limit between normal and overweight.
Impulse buying can be a hell of a drug.
>>162736297
you mean you have a webm that is larger than 3mb and want to compress it?
or you have a video and need to make a webm?
>>162737337
Just have a fucking strawberry pop tart like holy shit.
>>162737636
tank main eh?
What midlanders are fun but AREN'T assassins?
WEHN?
>>162737681
> 1.93 M
Dood
>>162737719
>calling what is clearly an ADC a tank main
what did he mean by this disrespect
>>162737269
you're part of the reason
autism attracts autism
>>162737598
Not him but I would either get Ring or Corrupting since no one can do shit against sion even early game if he has enough mana
it's the only champion that I fear as a Kennen main
>Redemption is still allowed to exist
>>162737769
any mage
>>162737798
lulufags can be tall dudes.
>>162737769
EYE MONSTER
STAR DRAGON
BIG SMURF
>>162737636
I have the habit to not follow the "SHT UP AM CARRYING YOU" guy's shotcalls.
>>162737337
>Tfw you cant eat that because youre on diet
well atleast i get thinner
>>162737818
adcs are never shot callers.
>>162737820
it's balanced as fuck, half the retards on your team will run from it or stand just outside it.
IT'S BLUE
BLUE IS GOOD
STAND IN THE BLUE YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD BACKPACKS
>it's another udyr builds warrior hydra and goes tiger stance trying to teamfight episode
>>162720203
Tryndamere.
>>162737794
That malphite ult made merock solid
>>162720549
>supports
Some people just like to get carried I guess
I need some (You)s
give me the (You)s
How do I play build/play the bad meme that is attack speed/AD Thresh?
>>162738137
yeah,ADCuck mains
@162738272
then post Lulu
>>162738272
Only if you post more yordle buttocks
>>162738040
>teamfighting with the splitpush udyr
>>162720697
Why did kat take the dark seal?
What is it about lulu that attracts the greatest autists this side of 4chan?
She's not even that memey, she's just a boring pixie fairy.
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-624-notes#patch-mid-patch-updates
mid patch update. Azir damage buffs, more Ivern nerfs, Taliyah buffs, etc.
>>162738660
She's like the closest thing we have to MLP.
Do the math yourself
>>162738660
it's because she's so boring. Autists believe(know*) she is undesirable and thus more likely to return their affection.
The fact that she is fictional does not seem to deter them.
>>162738753
rip shaco top
>>162738781
she is a friendly and entertaing meme,autists here confuse being friendly with being attracted and thats it ,that why they want to fug the fairy
>>162738660
BESD WAIF XDD::P
>>162738302
Build crit.
Rush shyv and IE
From there is the typical ADCuck build
>>162738660
In her original non-shit lore, she was portrayed as a weirdo/outcast that wasn't welcome in the yordle community. Therefore, easy to relate to.
She's also cute af. And i love her!
>>162738850
It's a trap, don't fall for it.
>>162738850
Go for it m8
>>162738850
reported
>>162738850
>co.vu
Definitely reliable and NOT phishing.
>>162738385
I only post good Yordles
that's literally an (You) for 4chanx though
>blitz
>zyra
these are the only two supports I have currently. who do I pick when?
Why is Kat such a slut?
>>162739121
>blitz
never
>zya
always
>>162739220
She isn't, you autist. She's a reliable and classy assassin.
>>162738660
I like her because she reminds me of my druggie ex
lulu is basically on acid the entire time
my ex was just as oblivious, childish, and naive as lulu. she was even a petite with long hair and a love for cute things
>>162739220
she prolly has a fetish for killing her partner during the act.
>>162737916
Who the fuck is big smurf
>>162739058
>>162739041
>>162738992
>>162738983
Okay, I'll ignore this bullcrap, thank you guys and have a nice day
>>162739350
>ex
how could you lose the perfect girl mang?
>>162739451
Ignore links like that, they will just scam you
youre welcome bro
JARVAN BUFFS WHEN!?
He's fucking useless and his ult is a joke now.
>>162739443
professor ryze
>>162739573
Who is Jarvan?
>>162739573
when they hopefully gut camille
>no speedster champion
Uhh... lolbabs?
>>162739807
what is rammus
>>162739807
>race car veigar
>Singed with nothing but mobility
>Rammus
>FUCKING SUMMONER GHOST
>>162739864
The most boring champion in the game.
Champions that are total bullshit:
>Choghat
>this motherfucker builds full AP and still tank like a goddamn motherfucker
>Illaoi
>basically AD Cho Ghat
why is this allowed?
>>162739807
Mastah Yi can run fast and kill you faster
>>162739807
>>162739889
>Hecarim
>>162739889
>race car veigar
Go on...
>>162739974
>cho
>bullshit in 2016
>when champions like ekko and nupoppy exist
Are you really that fucking bad at the game?
>>162739974
>camille
>do everything that an assasin can do while being tanky
JUST
>>162739974
point us in the doll where the cho touched you
>>162739974
Dude, this is the /wewhineaboutnewchampsandyasuo/ general
If you wanna talk about league reddit is around the corner
>>162739974
???????
Is thiz le baiddd x-DDDD???
>>162740068
Irelia
>>162740031
>complaining about ekko
I think the only bad one here is you
>>162740068
Camille also has ridiculously high base stats
>Janna dies once every 3 minutes as Janna
>"How can we lose this"
Mhhh I don't know
I got to admit our syndra that dealt less damage than a frontliner didn't really help towards victory either
>>162739472
by being a tard and her becoming a mean bitch
>>162739807
>he never played movespeed jhin
What the fuck is Irelia, I don't remember her being so strong.
>Playing Fiora top against her
>Get first blood on her solo, then get another kill when I hit 6 with Evelynn's help
>She comes back with Sheen and I come back with Tiamat.
>She instantly deletes me with my ult on her
>She then kills Evelynn 2 seconds later
>She know farms between between my two turrets with a finish triforce and kills whoever 2vs1
>Late game comes and it takes 4 people, with summoners on ults to kill just her
>>162739807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_NhEhjkOy8
????
>>162740348
I want to colonize that Freljord
>>162740152
irelia has to kill the carry and fight her way out, if she's not feed she will suffer
camille can swoop right into your carry's butthole and escape without penalty
What is it with Singed Players always going for the proxy?
It literally benefits me since I can tank and freeze the wave just fine And double Proxying just starved their yasuo.
>>162740308
Jhin was cool when he released, but I didn't play him much after the hype died down.
>>162740308
Holy fuhg
>>162740015
Don't think it works anymore but you build Swifties, Ludens, and a lich bane but since alacrity isn't in the game I don't think it will work as well. I guess you could always technically take Stormraiders but you have to blow your load to run away fast.
>>162740465
>but you have to blow your load to run away fast
I saw a video like that once.
>>162740592
>shoot all four bullets while chasing
>enemy thinks they can turn
>you just sidestep everything while you have 800+ movespeed
>then continue to chase
>>162740462
Ironically the singed is the second best player in that team and you just won because they had yasuo and ryze jungle
>>162735872
Purge the furry fox
Can't wait for the 10 bans system.
I'm gonna ban Yasuo all the time.
>>162740748
>he starts to proxy
>after my first back I can tank the entire minion wave getting 300 stacks 15 minutes in
>literally able to 1v3
>somehow not singeds fault
>>162740462
IS THAT A SHORT JOKE?
Tell me anons,hows Camille?
Pick or ban? Is she like Tekko expect with mobility and more damage?
>garens walks to his turret
>garen backs
>garen walks to his turret
>garen backs
>garen eventually QUITS,NOT DC
THIS WAS SUCH AN EASY WIN WHY DO SHITTERS RUIN EVERYTHING REEEEEE
wewlad.
>>162740348
literally the same shit happened to me
>be GP
>zone her off cs like I should
>get first blood
>she tp's on a minon in the middle of the wave
>the fuck is this bitch doing, just put a barrel down for free damage I got like half my health and oranges too boot
>comes in from the tp with a sheen
>fucking flying roundhouse kicks my face and nukes me
shiggy diggy
>>162740976
pick or ban unless your toplane plays darius, and even then only if your carry is ashe so she fires her ult and is expendable
she's fucking busted
>>162740348
>remembers old yorick and how he was such a hard counter to irelia
>>162740393
i jizz in my pants everytime I hear this music
>>162741765
>not jizzing yourself when hearing Initial D.
You'd have to fucking nuts to not nut when you hear it.
>>162741417
>Playing against irelia for the first time
>Have first blood on her
>Have double her CS
>She's now suddenly out-trading me for no goddamn reason because she finished triforce
>>162721798
MULTI
LANE
SPLITPUSHING
>Give vision on an enemy champion entering a bush in your jungle and not leaving it
>Ping
>Ping
>Ping
>Your botlane engages the enemy botlane
Woops sorry seems like I'm not skilled enough to take control of the champions my botlane is playing and bring them to gather the free kill I'm pinging them for 15 seconds haha
What did you get your waifu for Christmas this year? :3
>be wood elo
>someone on our team picks an assassin
>we lose
Its like clockwork
>>162741849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>162742174
Assassins are freelo
>>162741849tbqh I only knew this music as music of incredibly high speeds until now that I tried searching for it
>>162742114
kys
>>162742278
> t. Adc
>>162740348
>>162741417
>>162741973
fucking faggots don't complain about her because some redditor will see this.
Don't take my free wins away damnit.
>>162742174
That's why you always ban the cancer. Not to avoid the enemy team curbstomp you but for your team to feed like motherfuckers with them
>>162742310
I hate bot lane. I only play top, mid, and jungle.
>>162742329
>tfw you're first or second pick so you can't ban shit
Five bans when?
Akali mains are _____!
>>162742598
suicidal after the update
>>162742598
rare?
>>162742598
Uncommon as my 5
>>162737502
>shitpicking
>complaints
Reminder "shitpicking" in anything but a 5 man is against riot tos
>>162742703
Nice 3, faggot.
check my 7
>>162742598
nonexistent
>>162742598not real
>>162742703
here, take mine
>>162742651
>>162742654
>>162742816
>>162742841
>not standing by your waifu even during the hard times
baka desu senpai
>>162742703
>>162742816
>>162742841
tfw akali main
>>162742404
>Five
ten :)
>>162718535
>being toxic in allchat
u deserve it
>there are people in this general right now who don't listen to Queen and David Bowie while playing league.
>>162742598
Shit
>>162734698
he actually can deal suprising big ammout of dmg
>>162742885
No thanks, I have a 2
>>162742954I might need that sauce
>>162742206
>le deja vu
kys yourself plebe
>>162742954
This webm makes me fucking diamonds everytime. What is it about things being concealed or hidden that makes them so much more appealing?
Happens with lingerie, clothing in general, just seeing someone's face during the act, etc etc.
>>162742995
I only listen to emo when I play league desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-IVPHH3jU
>>162571591
Is this the real Komeiji?
>>162742936
>>162742954
the only logical explantation for these replies is that you are Akali and you are shilling for yourself.
>>162743295
Who?
>>162741762
>old yorick countered Irelia
>press E
>she presses E
>she now has 2 seconds worth of free damage
>She presses R to get more healing since ghouls are out
I mean old yorick was oppressive but cmon now.
Lulu is cute! CUTE!
>>162722958
do ghosts need underpants?
Newt bread
>>162743704
>>162743704
>>162743704
>>162743678
Lulu is a low quality yordle and should be banned.
>>162738660
I dunno I just really enjoy drawing her in weird shit
>>162743723
YOU are a low quality yordle! Go stand in the corner!
>>162743751
Could you draw her like she's from Jet Set Radio/Future?
That'd be neat.
>>162743809I never played any of those games
>>162743751
draw her getting a nasus puppy for christmas!
>>162743405
Some waifufag from /a/ when captchas and /vg/ weren't a thing.
>team actually positive
>we get first blooded
>no bm
>bot lane goes 0/3
>still no trash talk
>we manage to come back
>gg's and well playeds from both teams, honors all around
what parallel universe did i fucking fall into?
>>162743904
You don't gotta to draw her like a hover-blader from the near-future.
>Challenger Tier: Can only queue solo
FUCKING WHY
>>162746631
challengers dont have friends
>>162746631
so you can't get boosted further
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND