'Tis the Season Edition.
>Starlight Celebration (December 15th - December 31st)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/
>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca
>German summer event (November 22nd - December 12th)
http://de.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/430a436b8bfc162786f81d479d13109b9a9524ff
>Tokyo Fanfest (December 23rd - December 24th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/34e70073fb0a9d3f7059d05394abe5faf882f0a2
>Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII Update Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/311434-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXIII-Update-Thread
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
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>>162662737
bpbp
>>162694230
Unless there is some strange autism going on, just hit them up.
>>162694174
me on the left
*helloposts ironically*
Remember that your wind up succubus will never abandon you.
>>162694373
But it just flew off my shoulder.
ay
stay irrelevant
you know who you are
xth for big beds
>>162694529
you're gay
xth for come relax on gilgamesh
or don't w/e
>>162694619
wanna rub dicks
i want pvp gear. why is pvp so dead? this queue is retarded.
>>162694684
yeah pst
>>162694684
i dont have one
>>162694684
pst
>>162694684
yes
>>162694623
You don't look very relaxed,in fact you look very alerted.
How do I get Felixe to bite my arm
>>162694749
I know your pain. This was me earlier today
>>162694623
kuma visit!
kuma relax!
>>162694754
>>162694897
>>162694909
gay
>>162694878
Thick eyebrows are the cutest.
Postboringhyurs
>>162695120
Go up to him and force him to
>>162694468
Well she probably needs to stretch.
>>162695348
renko SMEEEEEEEELS
>>162694623
nah u good
>>162695449
>based Ascian does you an enormous favour and kidnaps her to purple hell, never to be seen again
>you have to go rescue her for some reason
>not only that but cowtit femroe woman needs to die for it
>>162695492
spider tot omo
>>162695291
>get told to just hit the leader of the FC up if I want to join
>leader tells me I have to write a waifu haiku to get in
>immediately logs off
I don't know whether to post it, or if I'm getting meme'd on by TFT
>>162695758
There's nothing I love more than thick eyebrows, radiant eyes anda huge muscular ultrachest to pound on with my tiny fists.;_;
>>162695065
i saw something terrible! your character!
>>162695165
don't post irl pics of me please and thanks.
>>162695492
omfg that's adorable, can i have char data so i can make it a retainer?
>>162695835
My waifu is pure
Only I know her secrets
Shared with nobody
hello
>>162695835
>>162695951
Ah fuck it, here goes.
>Soft and warm and lewd
>How I wish to hold your hand
>Yukinoshita
Signed, Iris
Now let me the fuck in
Please post the smuggest mewers
>>162695940
I'm gonna come kick you offa your cloud.
>>162695291
Right here
>>162696156
:(
>>162696246
Look everyone there he goes again! Isn't he just the funniest guy!
>>162695835
That's TFT for you. They're pretty animu over there, but rules are rules. Write that haiku!
>>162696384
>They're pretty animu over there
I know, which is why I want to join!
>Write that haiku!
I did! Even signed it!
>>162696153
>>162696374
>>162696421
God I want those lips around my max height au ra cock
>>162696327
Best hat
>>162696374
stop giving him (You)s
last time he was starved he resorted to slutposting
at least thats better than the unfunny shit he normally posts
>>162696567
felixe bite me
>>162696543
I really like my glamour with the Shire Custodian's chest on top of it, I'll get it dyed tomorrow so I hope it looks good in Metallic Silver
>>162695348
This is the cutest cat I've seen post
>>162696812
That glamour looks really good!
>>162696567
>Elk leaking from yet another LS
>>162696567
looks like Ram got rammed a little too hard
Why is everyone in this general so flamboyantly gay?
I don't understand the appeal.
>>162697240
>Everyone in this general is a guy... and gay
>>162695565
I wouldn't have been quite so upset if it was Moenbryda asking me to pray return instead of Minfillia.
>>162697240
i'm straight
Post fanmail.
>>162697305
Prove me wrong.
>log off of FFXIV
>do things
>things are difficult
>stop doing things
>log onto FFXIVAnybody want to get hitched?
http://pastebin.com/6C84vVW1
>>162697485
I'm not enough of an attention whore to post my picture in xivg, sorryI'll leave that for the eliminators
>>162697240
>>162697638
I don't mean pictures. No one wants to see your ugly tranny ass trying to pretend to be female.
>>162696567
I'm playing with fire here
>>162697181
heh
nice
>>162697240
I'm not
>>162697349
Come to Ul'dah so I can join your FC and leech off of it while I level this alt pls.
>>162696914
Thank you, I've wanted to put something like it together since I got the helm on my MSQ run of Sohr Khai on this alt.
>>162697634
>>162697634
>>162697634
autism
>>162695940
mediafire com/file/3cccodx0ubd359i/FFXIV_CHARA_35.dat
>>162697793
>not gay
so you just used beepy then huh
>>162697240
If someone is aesthetically pleasing, I'm going to be at least somewhat interested in spending time with them and possiblymaking outif their personality isn't akin to a dumpster fire. Whatever's between their legs is just a bonus if things get that far.
>>162697634
http://pastebin.com/x8KV7mbN
>>162697634
i thought seto was a dickgirl abomination?if not then {I'm interested.}
>>162698013
So. Gay then.
Sometimes I feel like the only straight cis male in this fucking general.
>>162697958
I don't get where this is coming from
>>162698173
but are you cute
>>162697782
I fell for it
>>162697634
You keep fucking it up and leaving out the parts that identify it as as a Xaela girl.
>>162698196
"No"
>>162696904
that's only because of the shader
>>162697634
>ippiki bringing up seto's ex during erp
holy fuck my sides
>>162698196
This. I only want to interact with 7/10(at the minimum) fashionable boys.
>>162695909
balmung
>>162698173
Nah, mate.
I'm here too.You are not alone in this fight.
>>162698318
neko was a xaela when these were leaked
>>162698336
hey cut that out, that's my meme
At least put in the effort to edit logs that you can't find via Google
>>162698318
Setoes has been a Xaela more than once.
>>162698404
Its a log with Berke and a Xaela girl you dumb shit at least look at the file. The guy who made the last one admitted it was fake and who was in it too.
>>162696523
holy fuck no go away
>>162698280
You obviously don't get it. I want the cancer purged from the general. All this "cute" shit and "boipucci" shit is autistic. It feels like I'm the lone normy in a sea of pathetic homoerotic fags that are so completely afraid of their sexual orientation they pretend to be female and that it's "not gay" due to that mindset.
I'm no where near normy but good lord these fags sure make me feel like I am.
>>162698487
>exposed erpists mad as HECK
Why does Elk and anyone associated with them want to force themselves and same fag so hard?
>>162697634
Considering how fucked up Seto is I wouldnt be surprised if this one was real for once.
>>162698529
>no women on the internet
>no gays on the internet
I know this isbait,but dude,(You)gotta try harder.
>>162698487
No it's not, I've actually never erp'd with any lizard, ever, which is really weird considering I play one.
>>162697823
that is pretty sick, good job bud
>>162697812
Just got out of A11S so by the Aetheryte if you're around.
>>162698660
why erp at all berke
>>162698630
http://pastebin.com/x8KV7mbN is the original
>Sydrian "Arslan" Lionheart and Oki Kahkol of Balmung
>>162698763
>pick two balmungers at random
>edit it to be them
>"look everyone i didn't erp ippiki!"
>>162698725
Because it's genuinely enjoyable like any creative writing? The sex is cute and all, but if you do it to get off, you're kinda doing it all wrong.
>>162698763
Shame, was kind of hoping Seto was actually lewd so I could try it.
>>162698920
Look at the pastebin post dates idiot
>>162698921
why not just get laid in real life like the rest of us
>>162698920
Isn't that circular logic? Red flag.
>>162698975
>>162698651
Yeah I never said there were no women on the internet. But it's plain to see 99% of the posters in this general are male and obviously in the closet.
The ones who are openly gay and claim to be I don't have a problem with.
>>162698975
>why draw, you can just go outside and look at things like the rest of us
>>162698975
he'd need to buy a prostitute or find a desperate landwhale
>>162697634
>"... Miss Claw... -Mistress- Claw. This is exactly what I want."
>>162698921
"I've never had nor will have sex and have given up trying" the post.
>>162698975
ERP is not a substitute for sex and anyone that believes that needs to be euthanized
>>162698975
There are other fun things people can do to get off that isn't in person
>>162697634
There is entirely too much dialogue in this. ERP requires communication, yeah, but it's not even all that good. I'm disappointed in whoever originally did this scene before the name edit.
what yall drinkin 2night boys
>>162698975
i just like to get other people off
>>162699214
>>162699157
>>162699052
i seem to have hit a collective nerve
you keep being you, freaks of xivg
>>162699052
Please never compare ERP to art. ERP is akin to actual retards smearing poop on the wall in that sense.
>>162699267
Almond milk
>>162699260
They're actually not doing a bad job at doing RP first with the E as a secondary, which isn't really that common, so it will seem kinda strange. Nitpicking aside, there's a lot worse out there.
>>162699301
>>162699267
evie spunk
On a scale of 1 to 7.9, how difficult would you say A11S would be for a group of randoms to complete?
>>162699035
>in the closet
I'm pretty sure most people here would never touch another man sexually irl, unless the other man was a literal woman without tits/with a penis.
>>162699267
the cum of my enemies
>>162699267
brandyill give you something else to drink ;)
>>162699314
It takes imagination like any writing, therefore it's an artform by definition, even if most use it poorly.
>>162698975
I do but then I've still got twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and thirty seconds of day I need to fill and I can't sleep through all of it.
>>162697938
your upload your c@ pretty pls?
>>162699341
Maybe I was looking at it from the wrong viewpoint. I have a writing background and do tabletop RP, so in-game RP seems somewhat foreign to me. There's something missing from the in-game RP experience as a whole, yet I can't put my finger on what exactly.
>>162699405
probably about 4
>>162698487
>>162699260
>>162697634
"her belly loSetong just a little pudgier from the flow,"
They just did a replace all "oki" with "Seto", and the same for Berke. cmon.
>>162699574
Aw, so close. My maximum difficulty rating is only 3.8.
>>162699405
So...gay then.
>Want to ERP
>Have to raid in an hour
I just wanna suck on some gc ;_;
>>162699547
It might be how the hybrid of ingame stuff(character positions/clothes/setting) has almost no interaction with the actual writing itself. The latter can stand basically on it's own just with minor setting details added, but using the characters ingame feels a little clunky, but that's just my opinion.
>>162699619
That's why I mentioned the name change near the end of my post, anon. I was nitpicking at the contents because that's how I roll, not those involved.
>>162699542
nyo
>>162699761
*unzips dick*
>>162699761
>don't want to erp
>am raiding right now
ugh!
>>162699854
*Rezips*
Please don't do that, you'll catch a cold.
>>162699760
I mean, if you think that exclusively liking flatty women with penises is gay, then yeah.
I'll take a real man over that any day, baby.
>>162699449
i dont get it
at no point during the act do you ever ground yourself and realise youre having pretend sex with a man sitting in the dark amongst your own filth
does it never hit home that this is your life
>>162699772
tfw I want to put together an IC LS with different adventurers and start an IC game of D&D. I did it in WoW a while back and it turned out swimmingly.
>>162699932
If a man like anything with a dick it's gay.
But at least you can admit it. Now only if you'd stop being an attentionwhoring namefag..
>>162699971
Watch out. He will say "projecting much?" in retort. 80% certain he will at least.
>>162699890
Oh...
>>162700192
Heck off or talk about the game, nerds.
>>162699761
send me a tell...
>>162700297
So the ERP shit calling each other cute and asking if "do you like au ra....?" While posting the same fucking pictures spouting "post c@s right meow!"over and over every day without end is ok for you then?
>>162698724
Thanks for the invite, though I think i'll keep it at intervals of 5-10 levels as to not kill myself.
It was nice to finally meet you too!
>>162700506
It's not, but I just report it if it gets bad enough and hide that shit. It's not my job to police the thread, and it's not yours either. If you had wanted to do something like that, you should have applied to be a janitor.
fk u guys im gonna go play a f2p tiddy mmo like a REAL alpha male
>>162700504
tfw u want to give this cat the succ but they won't fug your race
>>162700504
are you okay with keeping things on the downlow with people who are in relationships...
>>162700504
But I don't have enough time to lewd ;-;
>>162700571
No prob, and enjoy your stay on my big gay server while it lasts. If you happen to need a tank for fast queues for MSQ shit, hit me up.
>>162700764
yea
>>162700685
forcefully put ur face on me
Has anyone ever gotten banned over ACT parsing?
>>162700963
nio
>>162700919
>forcefully put ur face on me
What did he mean by this
>>162700963
It's strictly don't ask don't tell so just don't mention anything regarding definitive DPS numbers or the fact you're parsing with randos in duty finder and you'll be fine.
>>162700963
the act of parsing itself, no
harassing people over their performance in parses, yes.
just never mention it to your party and complain behind their backs to your friendslike these goddamn shitty ninjas i've been getting recently i had one that did less damage in an expert than i did, as a WHM, then i had one in a 50 roulette that didn't use huton at first, never used doton, and threw katons at single targets
>>162701078
Oops. What if I was complimenting them?
look out best bird coming through
>>162701169
They probably didn't report you as you didn't hurt their fee fees. Just don't use it to flame your group.
>>162701275
THICC
>>162701123
The ratio of good ninjas to shitty ninjas are so out of whack its not funny
>>162701387
I have only met one good NIN after 2 years of playing.
>>162701468
I've had a couple that were good in DF. They did great dps and put an average Monk to shame. Then you have the retards doing doton on single targets all day.
I'm thinking of gathering goodies to give to new players that will come in to the game from being gifted ff14.
What should I gather and where should I hang out to give it away?
>clear eyes, breath, heart before lag shifted into overdrive
>clear soul just now
>get pet
>get shaft
>get no commendations
I ain't even mad.
How do I get into the rap game?
>>162702034
ask proci
>>162702034
rap battle vs evie lol
>>162701812
Minions! I dunno where to give them away though
>>162702034
Stick with rock.
>>162702156
Oh hell yes. I know exactly what I'm going to gather several of too.
>>162701884
Why would anyone commend such an ugly boy?
fflogsfags take a beakseat, theres a new parse in town
>tfw nobody to run content and e-cuddle with
;_;
Goodnight shortmen! Stay safe out there.
>>162702264
>2016
>no SSD
2/10
Apply yourself
>>162702452
I do it's just shit apparently
>>162702203
YES. THIS. Someone very kind gifted me with one of these pudgy little cuties when I first started playing and it really set the mood for how I wanted to play the game. Helping people out and being kind to one another became my main goal and I'm forever thankful for the person who planted that happy flower.
>>162700504
>This c@ has a gc
Well illusion shattered, I'm not sure if I should be grateful or disgusted but this c@ is forever soiled for me.
Just a cold reminder I suppose.
come to gilgamesh lol ok
>>162702072
how will that help me though?
>>162702093
I'm still a novice I couldn't possibly do that
>>162702160
It gets so boring tho..
>>162702264
>kiss mentions 1 to 7.9 scale
>a new meme is born
Why is he so perfect?
>>162702843
Well if the rock's dull, sharpen it.
QUICK
You've been hired by SE to FIX PvP in patch 3.5.
What do you do?
>>162703405
Redesign the combat system because that's the only way to fix it
>>162703405
remove it and perma ban anyone with 100 hours in pvp
>>162703518
what, all 10 of them?
>>162702843
proci is balmung's rap god, he spits hot fire
hahahaaha
im so loney
>>162703405
>Remove Feast and all associated ranking systems.
>Randomize the Frontline mode per daily roulette.
>Repurpose existing Feast maps into the Fold, create a new Fold roulette.
The main problem with pvp is that it still isn't very accessible, and the people who lord over it are far too full of themselves. Feast just made things worse.
>>162703691
you deserve it
>>162703405
>make drk not shit
>make nin not retarded
>reduce healing range
>scale down AoE healing with target distance
>remove positionals
>lower cast time and give casters a shukuchi-like pvp ability
>remove shatter and anyone that likes it
>remove pvp
>>162702660This made me really happy, I'm glad I was able to make you feel that way
I miss my fat cat :c
Which ebins are into feet.
>tfw thread forgot I existed
>TFT leader is still offline and I haven't gotten an invite despite writing my haiku
Life is suffering
>>162700504
go away ugly
>>162704240
I think you were late a couple of years
>>162703245
I don't have the tools for that
>>162703687
How hot we talking
>>162704092
abe, seto, neko, vjera, sera, shirou, bnhaka, ippiki, kiki, spuki, shrek, lance, noponis, rio, ada, evie, eun, moni, vic, stinky
>>162704092
rum
>>162703405
remove GC
add forced 50
remove 24 and 72 mans
add 1 meter range to all melee abilities
>>162702713
What rock have you been hiding under?
I miss my ex :c
>>162704421
Me too :C
He can go die in a fire though :C
>>162704523
Thanks...
>>162704349
You're awfully blunt.
>>162704595
Are you my ex...? :C
>>162704598
I tried to think of a rock pun, but it was too hard.
>>162703405
Something similar to Seal Rock but without the RNG. I've had a ton of fun with Seal Rock compared to Feast.
pls que for sophia ex under duty incomplete/duty completion so i have some competent people to help my friend clear
>>162704705
I don't know...
>>162704823
Well, just in case you are...Go die in a fire:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>162704415
>add forced 50
pls no
>>162704814
who's your friend
>>162704770
Never take a good rock pun for granite.
>>162704881
Sorry... :c
>>162704969
Why are you apologizing to me? :C
>>162703405
Turn off gravity, make knockbacks launch people upwards, make the goal of the game to blast everyone into the sun.
>>162704924
just a lizard smn from my fc
>>162705003
For making bad feelings...
>>162704010Me too. Thank you again. I hope you're happy wherever you are now.
>>162705164
It's not your fault anyway. It's his fault...
>>162704951
Ok, I'm gonna have to really beat you to a pebble now.
Is there any way to marry Momodi?
>>162705378
Well I won't get down on my hands and knees and gravel.
>>162705181Likewise, I hope you're enjoying the game as much as I hoped. We'll meet again some day, and we can share more cute glamors then
>>162705101
how much of your feces have you forced them to eat?
>>162705464
Ore you've got to kidding me!
>>162705648
Mine your language, thanks.
>>162704092
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/linkshell/25614222880750282/
Been trying to get the PoTD hairstyle for so long now. Makes me mad looking at all these ugly characters with it on
tfw no comfy fc on gilgamesh
>>162705912
>crying over a shitty hairstyle you'll just toss aside the next time they release new styles
Whatever you say.... kid... *turns cloak and walks away*
>>162705912
It's pretty cheap
>>162705912
just buy it from the market board, it should be really cheap now
>>162705989
iktf
>>162705912
??? That shit has been cheap as fuck for over a month idiot
>>162705765
Wow, that's coal dude.
bout to prolapse
any frug 2nite
>>162706301
I'm normally tungsten of fun but your threats of violence left me feeling thorium.
>>162706581
yeah hit me up
>>162706581
Who this?
>>162706581
maybe
>>162706581
do you like sun seekers...
>>162706450
Who?
>>162706581
go away ugly
>>162706610
Sorry, I'm not being too pelite.
1 tank, 2 healer, 1 dps for Ramuh HM on Aether.
Poetic Bonus + Second Chance guarenteed !
Any futa wanna ERP with a fish?
>>162706972
I guess it's just our phosphate to not see eye to iron.
>>162707079
Okay ;_;
>>162703405
/princesscarry
i wish i had it in me to kill myself
>>162707046
>make a cute character
>go into erp
Anon, please. You're breaking my heart.
I'm addicted... to lalafell pussy!!
>>162707279
I'd say I'm the one at fault here
>>162707541
>>162707384
Us both anon
>>162707496
Anon, I'm sorry, but I intended to use this character as an erp alt.
>>162707573
That's what you zinc.
How how do I take those dank screenshots? I don't want my menus everywhere, can't find settings in the options, and Google isn't helping.
>>162707046
>tfw busy for a few hoursWish I could come use you again
>>162707693
/gpose
>>162707712
It's okay, anon. There's always next time!
>>162707672
Is that so? Of quartz what do I know.
>>162707693
Well there's normal screenshots you can take by hiding your UI with Scroll Lock. You can make your character look to your camera with the Pause Break key.
However if you want all the fancy stuff you want to use the /gpose
/gpose will do the last emote and/or facial expression you did, and you can bring up a menu with R to edit all the extra visial stuff stuff, freeze your character mid-animation, add an extra light and so on.
>>162707693
/gpose
Do emotes and facial expressions before hand to capture them in gpose
>>162707660
At least you're honest...
>>162707816
It's fine this knowledge is a high barium to clear.
>>162707046
What's this cutie's name?
>>162707878
this much
*pumps u*
>>162703405
team deathmatch
no gimmick shit like feast
just hazards you can use and an all out team brawl
first one to 40 kills or something wins
it eliminates pretty much all GC influence and other stupid shit (as much as you can)
>>162707963
Pretty much 97% of the general. The other 3% is talking about the game or answering questions people have.But it's rare.
>>162707967
How bout we wipe the slate clean then?
Where are all the festive christmas catboys?!
>>162707878Does tickle dungeon uses count?
>>162707956
Lying is no good!
>>162707984
Kotokaze Oshidari on Cactuar.
>Post my lizard
>instantly ragged on
>Post lala
>UGHN SMALLER HEUHUE LETS RP
Whats wrong with you guys?
>>162708218
Alright, I'm done. We're just being silica.
>>162707712
Is the fish good? Thinking of fugging it>>162707693
>>162707046
I thought you would be different than the others...
>>162708290
in my experience there's usually a very negative response or a very positive response
it's weird but whatever
>>162708292
I'll admit I'm reaching a plateau here
I LOVE CATS.
Post cats.
Well, I've always been fucking terrible at character creation, but r8 my c@ anyways.
>>162708506
bruh...
>>162708506
what the fuck is wrong with your face
>>162707656
Yay you're wearing the flower!
>>162708412
Sorry, anon, I'm just the same as everyone else...
>>162708506
cute
>>162708550
>>162708568
So how much IRL money is it going to cost to fix it?
>>162708506
Look like Rosie Odonnell baka
>>162708581
Be different, become elezen.
>>162708578
Yes! I saw you were gone, but thank you for the gift!I'll treasure it.
For those of you who have art of your characters out there,how frequently does your character appear when searching your race tag (miqo'te, hyur, etc) on an image booru or pixiv?
Nine here.
>>162708506
it's very unique looking
so chubby
>>162708401
Fish is a cutie and was pretty fun imo.
>>162708695
$10
Is sandshit at long last banned? Been dutifully reporting every single post for months. Same with pampers
>>162708734
0
but i draw all my own stuff
>>162708847
Haven't reached lvl 30 yet. Should I just make another character?
>>162708885
hot
where did you get this
>>162708731
I tried, but even my best attempt wasn't any good
>>162708940I wrote it.just now.
>>162708936
up to you if you would hate your character too much
it's your character and money and time man, that's with you
>>162708732
I'm really happy to hear that, thank you! Sorry we couldn't chat one last time but I hope you have a nice Christmas
>>162708927
cute spriggan, dude
got any goblins?
>>162708992good stuffyou on balmung?
>>162708731
>>162708957
I know that feel, anon.
I've made multiple elezens but people always point things out on them and i can't stop obsessing over them.
>>162709057
nuh
>>162708885
good stuff here mate
>>162709014
>your character
The face is fucked and I know it
>money
3rd worlder who got the base game as a gift and am trying to scrounge up enough money to finally pay for a subscription when the 2 days of free login I have are over
>time
Uni summer vacation starts in like a week here in worst hemisphere, and I've got a month before I go on vacation and then have to bust my ass studying for final exams I'm giving in February
New c@ it is!
when SHIT BREATH likes your stuff you know it's terrible
>>162709084
darn
>>162708732
Heyo swirl, will you be on tonight?
Want to stop by and say hi
tfw this place made me gay
>>162708927
Nice. If that's yours, it looks good.
>>162709063
Make the elezen that YOU want to play, and the one that YOU think is cute. Don't worry about what overly critical people here say about it.
Which c@ has the best, most sensitive and soft soles?
My vote goes to Seto.
Give me a screenshot of your character in the next 5 minutes and I will give you an unbiased, objective accounting on what your character is good for, sexually. I don't know any of the ebins so there will be no bias here.
>>162709269
same
>>162708920
Well that explains a lot of things I've seen. Thanks.
>>162709310
This.I know someone that would be thrilled to see those elezens. I recommend visiting them.
>>162709364
>>162709364
me in the middle
>>162709451
Do you have a dick?
Let me hide under your dress and choke on your cock while you prowl the marketboards.
>>162709461
REVIEW:
Fucks pigs. Drops out of college to eat smegma.
>>162709451
What a shame that you aren't on Balmung.
>>162709363
me
>>162709364
>>162709489
>Let me hide under your dress and choke on your cock
tfw this is all you want to do
>>162709505
dangerously accurate for someone who doesn't know any ebins, amazing!
>>162709364
I would love to, but I cannot post my character publicly here.
Really not that hard to make a good elezen. the less makeup the better
>>162709364
Do me.
>>162709364
Can you do two for the price of one?
>>162709551
I'll do you alright.
>>162709551
I'd haunt this cat
>>162709549
Iktf
>>162709364
I'll humor you.
>>162709364
>>162709363
probably me
>>162709364
heck why notAlso, does anyone want to do anything?
>>162709364
Morbid curiosity compels me.
>>162709364
>tfw want to respond to this out of curiosity
>tfw am too embarrassed to
Oh well...
>>162709582
please leave stratos alone
>>162709582
the red one is gay and the blue one is scary
>>162709489
Yep!A level 1 alt with no gil has no business prowling the marketboards though
>>162709518
Maybe one day I'll get this fish in during a maintenance.
>>162709717
Not him, but you seem likea huge closet degenerate
>>162709364
>>162709364
Haha :^) Its just a joke :^)
I'm only posting my character ironically :^)
Tell me ironically okay :^) Otherwise that would be gay. But its a joke so its okay. :^)
Haha funny haha :^)
>>162709618
cutest
>>162709787
Hardly.
>>162709751
Where are you now?
>>162709756
slate skin needs some cum
>>162709721
I don't want to be left alone, I've been alone for far too long
>>162709753
No comment.
>>162709751
>Yep!
Prowl whatever, it doesn't matter. As long as it's in public.
J-j-j-am it down my throat.
taking applications for a suicide pact
pst
>>162709821
your problem my dude, gl
Did you ever make gil ERPing by the hour?
>>162709364
Avatarspam bait, reported.
>>162709810
Limsa on cactuar.
>>162709821
LMFAO
>>162709364
>>162709550
This.
Light eye shadow can be nice on an elezen, but you're far better off going for a much more natural look.
>>162709908
2 EZ
B)
Read in the dungeon OmO
>be massive degenerate
>don't ERP because y'all crazy
>sit in my corner and still enjoy the game
feelskindofuncomfy, man.
>>162709889
Why so suisad?
help!!
i have an addiction to pumping midlanders that can only be cured by pumping midlanders.
post midlanders for pumping purposes.
Don't tell me later that Red talks about the game
All avatarfags are the same, attention, love starved individuals
>>162709808
cutest whenyou have a fist full of my hair, pulling my head back to face you
>>162709908
>paks this mad that every character posted is literally cuter than every single character he's ever made
>>162709982The best part is when they don't know who you are.
>>162709696
You're only good for dad jokes and aggressively fishing. Stupid catte./pet
how 2 improve c@?
>>162710040
Sounds like an addiction. Seek help.
no fapping for a full year.
>>162710059
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
Nobody likes you Paks. Die.
>>162710087
40 on boob slider.
Trust me.
>>162709993
If only I knew
>tfw get into a relationship with someone you feel nothing but deep friendship for
>they love and adore you with everything they have but you can only muster up slight attraction for them in return
Anyone willing and able to kill me?
>>162710047
>paks this mad Red is literally cuter than every single character he's ever made
>>162710071
I missed the five minute cut-off anyway.Stobbit
HEADPATS
GET YOUR HEADPATS HERE
>>162709981
Is this the infamous Nysoph tickle dungeon?
>>162709591
PST me then.
>>162709602
Not if a haunt you first!
https://my.mixtape.moe/cmajel.mp4
>>162709869
I wouldn't mind having a cute anon's mouth around my dick while I'm doing my errands.
>>162710127
bushy brow? freckles?
>>162710128
Well it suisounds like you need to suistudy to be suisure before you suiset your suischedule toend it
>>162710129
They're putting in effort. You aren't.
You're lazy and not worth their time.
inb4 MUH FEELINGS THO
>>162710191
you're already occupied
>>162710274
thicc eyebrows and a hairstyle that is more fluffly and you'll be good
>>162710129
>tfw people wanted to get into relationships with me
>Liked them but didn't like them that way
>Distance myself a little
>They end up hating me
Every time
>>162710087
>>162710274
literally rune with white hair
im not angry for what you did
im angry because you lied to me
>>162710372
literally who
>>162710369
I know that feel.
>>162710396
vaugeposting trannies pls go
>>>/craigslist/missed connections/
>>162710396
The only certainties in this life are death, taxes and anons vagueposting on an imageboard
im sorry tofu
>>162710214
good lord almighty is this a /xivg/ couple?
>>162710307
Why do you say that?
I'm just watching some crappy wrestling right now.
i still love you, you know.
>>162710557
that's Paks.
>>162710557
That's Paks the piss drinker.
>>162710557
The average one, yeah.
Hey /xiv/. Just about to make my first character. As in any game with dungeons, DPS takes literal hours to queue up, and Healers queue fast. I heard tanks in here queue the fastest of all, how true is that?
if you let go, so will i
for once, take the first step if you care about us
>>162710640
100% true.
>>162710640
True.
>>162710640
Pretty much.
Only exception is new 24mans for tanks, but even then it's not bad.but getting a shit group as a tank is awful
>>162710265
Do you like cats?And erp alts?How is her cock? I wouldn't mind polishing it.
>>162710570
>his own grown man drama is not enough to sate him
What job uses the most cool arcane runes in its animations?
>tfw seihai will never accept me
>>162710997
Who dis?
>>162710997
Iktf
>come to these threads
>think they're shit, nobody talks about the game
>stick around to see what you losers talk about
>did this for the past 4 days
>suddenly i'm replying and posting in this thread too
You guys are like cancer. You spread and consume.
WTB one cute little Lalafell cocksleeve!
>>162710760
I like both of those things!I'm not in the right mood to be on top right now though.What I really want right now is for someone with a bigger dick to take me from behind while jerking me off.
Hmmmm... I do like brunnete hair on my c@, but I'm scared of it being too generic.
>>162710924
No drama here. Was just asking an anon to message me....
Who do you think is in the box?It's a cat.
>>162711067
pst
>>162709364
this nigger doesn't even deliver
worst service ever
>>162711056
Leave while you still have your sanity intact.
>>162711102
there's one huge flaw in your catit's not a mooncat
>>162710965
Summoner/Scholar, once you acquire your job stone with have some extra arcane shapes appear in your higher level spells.
Black Mage also has a spell where you place your own ritual circle on the ground.
>>162711083How big are you? Limsa, right?
>ippiki has a girl obsessed with him
>you don't
how can someone obsess over that bald retard
>>162711056
Do you like girlcock, anon?
>>162711194
>tank c@
>moon
Bruh it's like you don't even minmax
>>162709451
Submissive, eager to please maid. Interrupt while cooking/cleaning, tear her uniform, and take her aggressively against the counter. Leave her in a mess of fluids on the floor, anywhere.
>>162709461
Eccentric party going friend eager to get you drunk and take advantage of you. Insatiable appetite, prostate examination is involved.
>>162709483
Portable dress up onahole, always taken from a standing or sitting position with one hand. Does not want to be treated like a portable dress up onahole, but will be.
>>162709530
Same as above, but the affair ends in multiple dumpsters and black trash bags around Ul'Dah afterwards.
>>162709551
Wakes you up every morning with sandpaper style oral. She paradoxically deems this as both part of her maid duties and her wages.
>>162709571
Caring and tender but secretly an enormous sexual deviant. Will warm a hapless catboy into walking her home, only to tags: femdom, orgasm_denial, petting, bdsm
>>162709582
Left: merciless semen demon, bondage is involved. Will relentlessly ride you and simultaneously pound you with her tail. Right: Her inexperienced sister; after you've been completely broken, you will be guided into gentle missionary with her.
>>162709618
In order: love confession, removal of glasses, kissing, neck biting, sitting position, leg locking finisher
>>162709625
Steamy standing shower session, will coil herself around you as you support her on your hips
>>162709678
Tomboy best friend, currently in heat. Will let you wear yourself out on you before pushing you down and using you as a stress relief scratching post.
>>162709696
No fate awaits this one except for a violent, horribly one sided held down fucking by femroe until his smug cat face is replaced by ragged gasping and tears.
>>162711083Do you like being watched
>>162711287
bretty gud!
>>162711213Negotiable.Usually play her around the 3~6 inches range depending on my role or my partner's preference.Yeah, Limsa.
>>162711287
Kinda right.
Most alive server that isn't Balmung GO
>>162711383
Oh hey, it's a Wind Waker enemy
>>162711440
Gilgamesh
>>162711287
>No fate awaits this one except for a violent, horribly one sided held down fucking by femroe until his smug cat face is replaced by ragged gasping and tears.
Wow, that's weird. That's precisely what the fortune cookie said too.
>>162711287
I laughed at some of these.
>>162711287
not bad...
>>162711362
Yeah.Especially if I'm being watched by someone I'm cucking
>>162711283
>minmax
>in the most casual MMO on the market
bruh it's like you don't even ERP
>>162711287
pretty accurate
>>162711287
>Caring and tender but secretly an enormous sexual deviant.
That's actually spot on.
>>162711287
Well that's fucking terrible.
>>162709364
>tfw too late to get in on this
>>162711561
Heckin' shut/petpetpetpetpet
>>162711134
Abe?
B'nhaka?
Lethe?
>>162711383
>>162711506
what the fuck is wrong with his nervous system that makes them form the same symbol so differently
>>162711608I just like being a voyeur, hopefully you get a hookup
>>162711731
He couldn't decide on whether he preferred Crazy Hand or Master Hand, so he just did both
>>162711287
lol
>>162711794
lmfao
Hmm....
>>162711632
no it doesn't mention the part where you EAT TONS OF SHIT
>>162711860
you're a little obsessed anon, are you gonna be okay
>>162711287
What does sandpaper style mean..?
>>162711056
Want to rub dicks?
>>162711956
You know what it means, slut.
Seriously, is nobody going to tie me up and tickle my soles until I'm crying?
>>162711953
you're a littleSHIT EATING FAGGOT
Mods are asleep, post Raid group pictures
>>162712020
pst Nysoph Ageskel and book an appointment.
>>162711404Perfect size, just let me make this alt.I'll give you a good fill.
>When you work out BiS for your EB based on what content they can clear but they would rather get someone elses advice
>>162712000
I don't!
Please explain it to me.
>>162712170
there's only one BIS
anything else is not BIS
>tfw no catboy to bring home to /pet and do?????? with
>always wanted to erp
>don't even know how
I took advanced English and I still don't even know where the fuck to begin.
Toasty, cozy, fireside chats!
>>162712301
Read it again.
is leveling in PotD enough to get proper experience on WAR in a tanking setting, if i have a basic grasp of tanking from a bit of DRK? or should i be tanking dungeons atleast 50-60 to get a feel for how WAR works in a "regular" dungeon experience?
What about a moonc@ that doesn't look like a moonc@?
>>162712140
Alright, anon. I'll be waiting at the aetheryte.
>>162712381
How did a filthy not-dragon like you get the trust of those noble yet naive dragonslayers?
>>162712441
now it's just a mooncat that looks like an ugly mooncat
>>162712204
Oh.
Yeah that makes sense, thanks anon.
>>162712484
Fuck it, going with a sunc@. Fishskin isn't my thing and I like the sunc@ face better anyways.
post ebins you'd like to date!
>>162712482
a thing here, another there, a bunch of little favors!
>>162712381
>tfw no one to sit in front of a fireplace with you
>>162712687
>rat tail
no wonder lol
>>162712662
>>162712685
I want a strong cute xaela wife
>>162712701
Rude! This tail is cute!
>>162712662
Epperson, though that isn't going to happen
>>162709821
wait wtf is this
>>162712662
rum
>>162712662
meria
I want a qt waifu to play vidya with
>>162712773
Emily...
>>162712701
It's the cutest tail, and slender and graceful and smarts the most from a quick flick
>>162712724
watch it I know my way around a lance!wait
:weary:
can i b avtr fag too
put your trip back on amber
>>162713025
Writes too well to be Amber
Mistakes were made.
Good luck with your WTs and stuff, kiddos.
>>162712865
cringe
>>162711287
do it
>>162712880
I love pale xaela is all.
>>162713169
>>162713237
That's a Raen, not a Xaela.
>>162713237
literally retarded
>>162713237
>>162713267
>>162713314
Where to find love on Balmung
>>162712879
Nice try but no, though I wouldn't mind if I was her..
>>162713347
do you though?
Still cute
Someone give me a quick run down on how to erp.
>>162713425
my pants
>>162713425
take about four steps back, bend over, grab your ankles, someone will be with you shortly
>>162713078
I finished last week's WT and got the Thancred. Trying to sell him off while beunfun.Also looking to sell a Wind-Up Thancred on Excalibur.
>>162713502
Nicely done.
You could also keep him.
>>162713425
Do you like duskwights...I've been admiring you from afar
>>162713078
I'm still 7/9 on one of last week's books. My shuffle luck on Primal has been atrocious so I'm probably going to end up using tomorrow to farm second chance points and finish it. 5/9 on this week's book but I probably won't finish it until Friday
>>162713425
Show someone your cock.
>>162713562
I could, but I want toget a house so I can idle in it and out in front of it like all my friends do with theirs.
>>162713425
Proposition your favorite cats, it's Balmung they are bound to open up for you.
>>162713425
Not on Balmung, sadly.
>>162713078
I always do badly with my WTs but I don't mind except I'm really wary of wasting all my money on failed melds and that gathering gear with five slots is super tempting.
Maybe if big fishing is in 3.5 and the fish require retarded melds (I got by with food this time).
>>162713605
I had no idea you could do books concurrently.
>tfw you know you fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
>>162713425
Depends how lewd you like your love
>>162713675God, I love this pairing so much.
I imagine how embarrassing it must be for the female Miqo to get overpowered by the Lala, falling into a mewling mess as he dicks all restraint from her.I play a female Miqo.
>>162713573
No one likes Duskwights.
>>162713425
One does not find love in Balmung. One finds only fleeting pleasures of the flesh.
>>162713780
You can't, I just have multiple characters and do Wondrous Tails on each one. My Primal/Excalibur character is usually done second, but my shuffle luck has been so terrible that I still haven't finished it
>>162713425
this elezen is crazy cute
do you like f au ra
>>162713664
I have a medium house in one of the most sought-after plots in the lavender beds (plot 11).
But NO FRIENDS.
>>162713846
Ah, that makes sense then. I never really ever ended up with a WTs not ready to be handed in before the next one was due so what you said kinda curveballed me.
>>162713425
I'd give you my loveon gilga
>>162713425
Aw man. You're always on right when I should be going to bed. I want to bring you along for sightseeing some time soon.
>>162713912
Yeah, usually I've turned them all in before reset, but the NA server difficulties on Monday, and then maintenance, held me back even more than my shuffle RNG already was
>>162713801
>>162713918
I'll do it tomorrow. Maybe.
Probably.
Did >>162708885 but for some reason that was deleted when this entire thread is basically the same thing.
>>162713812I do. /pet
>>162713834
Unfortunately true
>>162713932
I honestly should be in bed too but wired up for a smidgen longer. One of these days!
>>162713573
Yes, absolutely!
>>162713626
My character doesn't have one and never will
>>162713849
Female Au Ra can be pretty cute
>>162714038
I want a tug job from this mommy...
>>162714038
>My character doesn't have oneThen why are you here
>>162714038
Ha. Sleep well when you can.
>>162714038
Your sort can be pretty rude. I almost regret getting to Heavensward.
So many are just so insanely snooty!
Are you like them, mom?
>>162714174
Ye, it was.http://pastebin.com/stSTD6aj
It was a spur of the moment thing, not really planned at all and kinda just went with whatever came to as long as it fit well enough. I've got a bunch of stuff on my pastebin, 99% of it being Warframe smut, and I'm looking to fill it with other content as well.
>minding my own business in the goblet
>quick synthesizing some mith ingots
>7ft tall guy with no shirt on comes up in front of me
>"what are your rates?"
WHAT DO I DO??
IM STILL PRETENDING IM AFK BUT HE IS STILL HERE
I'm ready for summer already...
>>162714189
You try getting from your bed to the kitchen for a warm cup of coffee and getting mauled by three dragons along the way and in the end not getting your coffee and see how polite you are, knob-ears.
>>162714294
Give him your rates
>>162714334
Boy I sure love that Ishgardian coffee !
>>162714189
They can be, I prefer to be more quiet and gentle.
>>162714170
Thanks, and you as well!
>>162714076
I dunno
>>162714294
>tfw someone sits down next to you and targets you and then pets you but you pretend to be afk because you don't know how to respond
Crippling autism sucks
>>162714294
Take that massive gorilla dick for free, you know you want it.
>>162714293
I wish you and posters like you were sent to Aleppo to be summarily executed
>>162714329
>grumpy cat
Hello can I adopt you and /pet you and feed you?
>tfw there still aren't ANY male elezen x female midlander smutfics
why live
>>162714403
I hug people when they do that, but that might be weird for nonlalas. Lala hugs are a good response to many things.
>>162714421
You're gonna cut yourself.
>>162714334
My ears aren't knobs.. And I don't have ears!
At any rate, I hope this makes you feel better, pointy-ears. Waking up on the wrong side of the bed puts your whole day off
Guy who made the fatc@ and decided to start from scratch instead of buying a fantasia potion (and a name change, because I picked a shit name too). How long does it take to get to lvl 25 going full austist powergrind?
>>162714421
I don't usually say things like this, but you have an ugly heart.
>>162714403
I /pet a lot of people. If someone /pets me, I usually just do /joy in response
>>162714565
this creature is too pure for this world
>>162714379
>>162714565
I feel like someone switched your cups judging by their sizes.
>>162714403
Every time it happens to me I'm alt+tabbed and the fuckers have run off when I click back, cause they know I'm just going to turn into a cyclone of pasta and rocket to bermuda.
>>162713908
Is it nice? Does it have a great view?
>>162714578
About a day or two.Do you want someone to play with? I've been thinking of rolling an alt, but fuck leveling alone in this game.
>>162714661
>replying to your own posts
disgust.
>>162714685
*sips*
>>162714721
That is impressive. It's as large as your head.
>>162714705
Great view of the ocean, it's literally right on the water.
>>162714685
It's a shot-glass, this shit's crazy, it REALLY revs you UP!!
Anyone wanna godowntown?
>>162714707
My answer isno.My IGN issomething I won't give you, because I'm shy.
{please assist}
Which lizard should I fantasia to?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11873031
>>162714427
Haven't been able to play for a while, when I came back from hiatus my GC disbanded... so I might be transferring servers soon. This one is pretty dead.
>>162714558
I did the same shit actually. Someone approached me and I panicked so hard I logged out. I felt bad though and tried to log back in but they were gone. I'm the worst
>>162714721
Okay a) Don't fall in and drown and b) I'm not hanging around for when the caffeine kicks in.
Then again I think that's Ul'dah brand and that shit just puts me to sleep.
>>162714787
I want to say that sounds like it would be nice in an affogato but then someone would just tell me I already am one.
>>162714707
Which server?
>>162714816
These could possibly be good if they weren't face 4
it has such fucked up eyes
>>162714816
1 is cute as all heck.
>>162714774
I don't know the location of the plots by heart, sorry. It sounds wonderfully.
>>162714816
3 and 4 look fantastic, anon! they make me reconsider my lizard.
>those names
lordy lou
>>162714708
>replying to your own posts
disgust.
Here ya go /xivg/
>>162715001
Delicious!
>>162714882
>affogato
you already are one
>>162715035
emily...
>>162714878
I spaghetti'd like this once. Hanging around after doing a Gold Saucer thing and some midlander dude I didn't recognise just targets me and starts RP walking right up to me.
I was under the weather with the flu that day so my brain just went "GO DO MINI-CACTPOT" I mashed sprint and off I went.
I actually leapt over a bench to get away from him rather than walk the long way around or walk through him.
I'm sure he shrugged it off but looking back on it I laugh at how retarded my internal response was.
>>162715050
How could you doooooooo thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss
>number 4
I see what you did there.
>>162714708
I'm sorry for samefagging, I was bored and am cripplingly afraid of being obscure and alone for extended periods of time, so I replied to my own post in order to make it draw more attention than it would have otherwise had, and in so doing, undermined my own post due to the obviousness of my samefagging
The silver lining to this embarassing happenstance is that I've gained a reaction image to add to my collection, so thank you for providing me with a positive experience in my otherwise droll evening!
>>162715395
Just don't do it again.
>>162715395
You're cute.
>>162715457
Don't listen to me, do it again.
>>162715457
>>162715590
Don't listen to me. Only do it if it pays well.
hi
>>162714816
>>162715194
Looks like succubus wins.
Strawberry was cute too, and I kinda wanted to switch to DRK and fuck shit up in La Pucelle cosplay, but ah well.
Thanks guys.
>>162715661
Hey..
>>162714816
face 4 sucks
>>162714895
Don't really care what server, anon.
>>162714808
Okay ;_;
>>162715457
>>162715590
>>162715632
>>162715731
'_'...
>>162715395
i have a feeling this lizard is good at the game
10/10 would invite to static
>>162715742
Mado is that you?
>>162715794
>tfw you'll never do this
end my suffering
>>162715897
>she ejaculates down my esophagus
>>162715897
Fucking hot. Here, have a (You)
>>162715794please be balmung
>>162715897
futa is shit
but yuri is more shit
you had no hope to begin with
>>162715395
Emily?
gonna try a 3star high myth craft with only 400 cp here goes lads I've got my entire bank into this craft
>>162715807
I'm usually on Balmung these days, but I do have my main on Excalibur that I need more motivation to play
>>162715947
No, my Au Ra are not as cute
>>162716053
Good luck
>>162715897
i shouldnt find this hotbut i do
>>162716101
>not as cute
CUTEEEEE
You should go fem ra again and make a librarian glamour with her.PLEASE
>>162715897
shit i want this to happen to me
>>162716082I only have my main.. don't want to drop name in thread though
>>162716101
Making me miss my Au Ra harder than I already do.
>>162716101
Ohshit what's that necklace?
DRG or SMN?
>>162716079
You sound like a friend who made an alt on Balmung because of his static blew up and there was lingering drama surrounding it.
He greatly enjoyed playing on Balmung more than he did Excalibur.
>>162716251are you online right now?
>>162711236
who???
>>162716436
Will you suck me off after?
>>162716436
What's wrong with your FAAAACE
>>162716436
How about you get down on your knees, open your mouth and close your eyes for me?
>>162716460could meet you someplace I suppose..
>>162716384
I've never been in a static, but I do like Balmung more
>>162716548cat, you?
>>162716079
Oh. Nah, I'm not there, and I don't think I can play through an alt unless I had someone suffering through the MSQ with me.
Postdecenterp logs.
what can be my motivation to play this game i feel bad.
>>162716284
That one in particular is the platinum scarf of aiming, there's one for each class type and each has a different color. One of my favorite neck accessories.
>>162716189
Thank ya, she was a nice fanta during the launch of Heavensward and a couple times thereafter. Maybe she'll return for a brief time one of these days.
>>162716382
Both!
>>162716606
Me: *unzips dick*
Him: *kumes*
Me: *kumes*
>>162716559
Balmung feels livelier than Excalibur. My problem is I have friends here and there so I just can't easily transfer off Excal to be with the Balmung friends.It hurts.
{The Dusk Vigil} w/ first-time bonus (if it has any!), anybody on Balmung feeling like it?
COME ON IT'S BORING TONIGHT!
Name is Alyasra Tonbogiri!
>>162716495
>>162716509
Nope! Dungeon! Stab!
>>162716507
i d k, what about yours?repost because I'm retarded and forgot name bbfffppffbfbfp
>>162716673where are you right now?
>>162716601
I guess any server works then, since all my current alts are at least level 10 or higher, as long its not an EU data center, unless you want to see me take every single AoE
>>162716824
You are me >>162716787.
/v/ was right about you guys
>>162716637
she looks much better here because of the lighting
if she had that pale purple tint and more platinum blonde hair she would be very cute
>>162716723
I know how you feel. I almost transferred my main recently, but decided against it
This is probably the gayest general ever
>>162716767
I'm fine with any any server too. I'm kinda in the middle of something right now though. How does Hyperion sound?
>>162716885
Oh..Goblet
>>162716636
>>162716726
Uh...
ive always thought terag would outdo xivg
i'm beginning to think i was wrong
Would you erp with an autistic au'ra
>>162716975
I've never erp'd before.I'm legit about to go to bed anyway.
>erp hour
I'm in
>>162716960
Hyperion sounds fine, which place are you going to start at?
Which cats like facefucking the most?
>>162717035
holy shit this
>>162717132
rum
>>162717056
Maybe
>>162717104
Proper blindfold how?
>>162717116
Thinking of either going SMN/SCH or WHM so I don't really mind where because I'll have to get swiftcast anyway. You just pick whatever class you wanna play and I'll choose a starting job that'd make me go there.
>>162716637
>might return
>my want to fanta back to lizard rises
This 10$ in my pocket already burns. Don't do this to me, man.also as a tank, do you think I should level up PLD or DRK to 60 first
>>162716932
No, it isn't. There's prison gay and there's gay. This general is just the former
>>162716884
Yeah, same. I did make a promise toBun,GuffyandNaaki (when he was there)that I'd transfer over when my friends on Excalibur absolutely hated me.It's a condition that is very unlikely to be met so I feel like I lied to them and I feel bad about it.
Can I use a wireless keyboard to type on ps4?
>>162717252
What's the difference? It's both dudes text fucking each other?
>>162717132
pst seihai graal
>>162717335
Yes. It ought it be under the device settings in the PS4 system menu.
>>162717337
Use your head and tell me what the term prison gay means
>>162717218
I was thinking of starting in Gridania, probably as archer
>>162717240
DRK is technically more practical but don't that stop you, if you enjoy PLD embrace it. That said having all the tanks leveled is a great idea if you like tanking so you can switch as needed/desired. Resist the fanta splurge!
>>162717132
Mumu
>>162717337
It may be two dudes but that's why "roleplay" is a thing. You don't think about the person at the other end of the internet, you think about the character.
>>162717372
Gays in prison only
>>162717445
This
As long as you never talk about the outside world its fucking fine. Thats the fun of mmos
>>162717452
An otherwise heterosexual man using homosexual sex as an outlet because there are few means to do so in prison.
>>162717502
what if you're a bottom in prison
>>162716885you still here?
>>162717502
Prison = room/house/mmo?
>>162717413
Nah, not that I much enjoy tanking, just figured I should get everything to 60 before 4.0. I'll go DRK first for usefulness then.
Also it'll be hard if you Fanta to your lizard because I'll be looking at it and thinking of my own 3 times a week.You know who I am by now. Thanks for the level up advice.
>>162717564maybe I should just come find you instead?
>>162717560
Prison = any situation where you are incredibly limited in your options. When the vast majority of ERPers are male people playing female or futa characters, you're incredibly limited in your outlet. So yes, people here choose males. They don't care that it's a male, they're only interested in their lust, primarily heterosexual at that. Just like how >>162717490 said. As long as you never talk about the outside world, such as the actual person. That is the difference between a gay and a prison gay.
>>162717656yep!
>>162717835we can chat and save that for another time
Are there actually ERP all over Balmung? Might join there once I catch up on my own dead server, Malboro
>>162717393
Alright then. I'll leave you a message on the thread when I'm ready. How long do yo uthink you're going to be up?
>>162717949
I don't know, probably a few hours at least
>tfw you know who this cat is but your EB doesn't like it when you do lewd things with others unless they can join in and they have no Balmung char
>>162718027
oh hmmm..this M.L?
>>162718115
Who is it? And which one?
>>162717924
I'm on Malboro. What do you mean "dead"? It's pretty active during the day.
If you're gay then yeah, get out and go to Balmung.
>>162718216message me on something then
>>162718439sure we can do that, getting late for lewd anyways
not your personal blog
>>162719000
>>162719000
>>162719000
Why are half the posts deleted?
>>162721163
read up on the rules champ
>>162722243
This doesn't answer the question. I want to know too