/utg/ - Undertale General

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Fish!

Threadly reminder that I'm eternally looking for more people with rare or extensive Undyne image collections, preferably including images gathered from twitter from the earlier half of the year.
If you'd prefer not to share publicly let me know and we can try to work something out.

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Would Flowey make a squeaky sound if you squeezed him?

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nice

>>162455868
Asgore a cute.
>>162455997
Flowey would probably just attack you desu.
Unless he still had the power to reset, in which case he would toy with you figuring out your weak point and exploiting it to entertain himself.

>>162455997
dumb phoneposter

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>>162456254
The fuck did you just say about phone posters

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Petals are for petting.

>>162456068
Anon thats gay, stop.

>>162456373
they dumb

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I wonder if we'll get any new information about the whole secret Gaster stuff and Sans' past, or if Toby's plan is to just let it die.

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>>162455997
Don't do that.

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>>162456650
It's over.

>>162456650
Anon.

Kill your dreams.

>>162456650
we're never going to get anything else from Toby lore wise. He's confirmed it multiple times

>>162456409
As cute as this is and as much as we love flowey, we all know that's not how it would happen. I'd love to see flowey after taking a few souls though. I'd risk petting them then.

>>162456834
He has? I thought he never said anything at all.

>>162457021
He has said repeatedly not to expect any new content and that everything he says on twitter or in the merch isn't canon anyways

>>162457209
That's pretty much a non-answer, which probably means he'll do whatever he feels like.

>>162456239
you must be fun at parties

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>>162457401
Its time to let go and accept the facts

>>162457481
>facts

I love how he also said the kickstarter isn't canon.
The promises for the alarm clock, papyrus' cool song and everything else happened in a non-canon medium so he doesn't need to follow up on them.
and if he actually starts using that excuse the salt will be the funniest I've seen in awhile.

>dingaling turned out to be a bigger sjw than Toby Fox.

>>162457728
There is a grand total of 801 homosexual ships in Undertale. The fox cannot be beat.

>>162457728
who?

>>162457836
Yeah but Dingaling says all white people are horrible and that Donald Trump Proves it
And that video games are cancer

>>162457728
>dingaling
literally who

>>162457728
>being surprised after playing his game
Its literally about how much men suck
>>162457836
He had a meltdown on twitter when Trump won and pretty much called all his fans sexist pigs and that they were worthless and not to buy his stuff or support him. Say what you will about toby but he keeps his politics and his stuff separated
>>162457948
Guy who made LISA

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>>162457948
The Creator of Lisa

Eww, who linked /v/ the thread?

>>162458268
The people who are still here from the demo threads almost four years ago.

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>>162457545
>Trusting anything an ex-homestuck shitposter says
He'll do something in like 10 years.

>>162458145
>is ashamed about how fragile whites are
>while being a fragile little bitch
I want to gas everyone please never post this again.

>>162458547
>triggered

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>>162458547
Life is suffering.
You will burn with me.

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Asriel is for ____

>>162458547
>Complaining about the fragility of other people.
>Responding to it with 'I wanna gas everyone'

>>162458602
Shut up dingaling.
>>162458665
Please, this place is already torture.

how about you faggots go back to your home board

>>162458480
>>Trusting anything an ex-homestuck shitposter says
I was pointing out that he hasn't actually said anything definitive one way or the other.

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>>162458757
Thinking about during a long work day and missing deeply.

>>162458757
leaving underground to rot while fucking both of his parents are the same time

>>162458765
It happens every time, and it's always hilarious.

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>>162458757
Waking up next to and loving deeply!

>>162458765
>making a joke about stupidity = being fragile
Guess you're fragile for responding.

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>>162458757
Hugging, protecting, and petting.

Not lewd, though, never lewd.

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>>162457728
That's old news. I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

>>162458963
Reminder: it is ALWAYS okay when /v/reddit does it.

>>162458757
hot dicking

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>>162458757
"petting"

>>162459051
I cannot think of a person who chases that many hobbies and is well adjusted.

>>162459018
You seem upset.

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>>162458863
It's even worse to miss something you never had in the first place. Oh Asriel, what could have been.

>>162459168
Am I not allowed to be?

>>162459064
Reminder: every place is a safe space for someone. And while that someone might not use this specific terminology to describe their safe space, they would react to 'invasion' exactly the way sjws would react to it.

Anyways, Undertale.

>>162458995
Its never gonna happen anon
Give it up
Even if it did he doesn't know you
He would probably hate you if you're anything like me anyway
Plus its devaluing the characters to daydream about them doing something they wouldnt I figured that out a while back
Feels bad

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>>162459182
You don't know how true that is, my friend.

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>>162459047
Always lewd.

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>>162452369
I tried to tell the principal, but when I got to the principal's office Miss Undyne was there and she was laughing and tried to lock me in the room but I got out and ran out of the school all the way home.

So I told my parents and they said they were gonna go to the school and talk to this "Miss Undyne", but that was yesterday and they still haven't come back home and I think someone's watching me and wont stop knocking a t the door and im scared please somone help

>>162459268
Seems kind of fragile.

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Hey folks, sorry for disturbing you gentlemen, but I got a call from the station. Something about... a goat child?

You guys weren't doing anything indecent with a goat boy, were you?

>>162458757
Grabbing the first person he sees walk by the alley and inserting his massive gotedick inside them!
No time to search for a hole, just force it in through the stomach!
Massive, bloody cummy!

>>162459129
Anon stop.

That image shouldn't give me the reaction it's giving.

Asriel is pure.

>>162459412
Yeah well I'm not white so there's no problem.

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>>162459431
Kill them all officer. Light up this place like a goddamn Christmas tree.

>>162459326
>>162459129
Annnd THESE are fine examples of the kind of person Asriel is to be protected from.

Exercise constant vigilance!

>>162459431
Oh good. You're here just in time.

>>162459493
Then why is it making you upset?

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>>162459431
No, just completely legal indecent things with this older goat gentleman

>>162459403
What are you waiting for? Open the door!

>>162459642
He's hating on his own race and I'm concerned for them. Anyway, we should probably get back to Undertale.

>>162459403
That's just Sans

>>162459803
>GIVING HIM ATTENTION
>EVER

LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUBHUMAN CUNT.

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>>162458995
>you will never wake up to this
>you will never smooch him on the forehead and wish him a good morning
>you will never make breakfast for him
>you will never [insert random activity the gote would enjoy doing]

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>>162459462
And what sort of reaction is it giving to you?
Tell me about it, how does it make you feel?

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>>162459957
>you will never see his smiling face with your own two eyes
This is what hurts the most.

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>>162459957
>Morning walk on the beach before heading out to drop him off to school.

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Reminder that Flowey, and by extension, Asriel, is the smartest and most knowledgeable monster in the Underground.

He read every book and probably memorised them, too. And probably completed Toriel's homeschooling curriculum five times over with perfect grades.

>>162459957
Waking up to the feel of fuzzy goat paws on your chest in the morning!
Asriel's bright and smiling face looking down at you!
Ruffling Asriel's hair, causing him to bleat softly!
Wrapping your arms around him, pulling him into a sunday morning bear hug!
Slowly lifting Asriel off of your chest so you can get up!

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>>162458863

>>162460310
All forms of Asriel are approved here.

Here being my heart and soul.

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everyone, please appreciate this skeleton

okay thank you for your attention

>>162460469
Good taste.

Unless you lewd him in which case you're a sicko.

What if Frisk was secretly a highly-trained child soldier sent into the underground to assess the status and danger of monsters and to decide to either kill them all or release them back into the world?

Asriel demanding cummies in the middle of the supermarket!
Asriel shouting and screaming that he wants cummies NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Telling Asriel to patiently wait for his cummies at home!
Asriel starting to throw a tantrum!
Asriel screaming and crying that you've ruined his childhood!
Asriel running down the aisles, grabbing and tossing items around!
Asriel running up to other peoples' shopping carts and shaking them, toppling them over if they're unattended!
Finally having to give in and sucking him off!
Asriel being pleased for all of two seconds, before saying that it was too short and small! He wanted a BIG cummy!
Asriel beginning to throw a tantrum again!

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>>162460559
I can't bring myself to lewd anybody.
>>162460547
That's some good goddamn bones jesus christ.

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>>162459957
>>162460327
delete this right now

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>>162460327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNZzt5Vcsbs

>>162459967
Both disgust a want to hug asriel, a want to be asriel in that situation and arousal for some reason

>>162459431
no, but there's one anon that appears to be in danger of undyne raping him

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>>162460759

>>162460665
There's literally nothing wrong with platonic goat love.
>>162460597, on the other hand

>>162460597
I can't buy gummy bears without mentally calling them 'cummies' anymore because of people like you, fuck you anon

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>>162460135
We were talking about hugs and petting, not molestation. You wouldn't molest someone you care for, would you?

Try hugs, they tends to help.

>>162461046
I want to be molested by someone I care for desu

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>>162460759
This is so cute it's killing me.
Help.
>>162460772
Now you just control yourself and get your head out the gutter.

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>>162461046
This guy knows what's gucci.

>>162460597
Asriel confirmed shit

>>162461046
nah mang, i want dat small dik
ya feel me dawg? fo realz

>>162461046
RAPE! YOURE RAPING HIM!

>>162461046
Actually those anons shouldn't hug Asriel because it would involve being in his physical presence.

They should stay as far away from him as possible and also get therapy.

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>>162461191
Sexual acts should be limited to post-pubescent people.
>>162461261
No, I'm not an actual pedophile even if I don't judge as harshly as some.

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>>162456650
Let go, anon.

>>162461357
What about ageless, unfeeling abominations?

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>>162461402
THE DREAM
IS DEAD

Where did all these pedos come from?

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>>162461357
That's a cute asriel.

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>>162461437
I agree.

>>162461487
If those ageless, unfeeling abominations think and act just like children, then no, they're not for lewd either.

Lewd an adult abomination like Cthulu or something.

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http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/inventorytoys/fdd8a6b67d5b68195a376b4678e67ffe.JPG
Discuss.

>>162461679
Asrielfags were always here.

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birthing goats

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>>162461487
Maybe we should just ask them.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11844968

Well?

>>162461794
I can't believe Asriel gave birth to that.

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>>162461794
I want Asriel to pump me full of goat babies.

>>162461764
dicks are gross

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>>162461487
Those are for skeletons

>>162461723
>If those ageless, unfeeling abominations think and act just like children, then no, they're not for lewd either.

Asriel has the same mind set and mental maturity in both forms, yet you autistic Asrielshits fawn over porn of one form.

Eat shit with your hypocrisy.

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>tfw you weren't molested while you were still a shota

>>162462027
I don't like porn of any form of Asriel.

>>162461794
>Not black hair.

NOT CANON.

>>162461723
But Cthulu lacks a charming personality, there's no spark there.

>>162461949
>>162462064
DELETE THESE

>>162462089
Sure faggot, sure.

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>>162462027

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>>162459403
OPEN THE DOOR PUNK

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>>162461916

>DO NOT

>>162462230
Man killer queen's abs compartment is so handy.

>>162461936
You wouldn't talk of them that way if you'd ever had one in you.

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>>162461936
Hear hear.

>>162461916
Give Flower everything he wants.

He's the god-prince of this world. It's his divine right.

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Here's the package you've ordered.

>>162462340
dicks feel amazing but they're hideous
why can't they be invisible

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>>162462439

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>>162462064
Theres a reason everyone sticks to 2D pretend anon, that shit aint fun IRL.

Stick to 2D.

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>>162462469
I ordered the clothed variant.

>>162462502
girl detected

>>162462469
What the fuck, it's already open and the seal is completely destroyed!

>>162462502
there's a lot of animals with dicks out there
just pick one that you do actually like the look of

>>162462736
Animal dicks are even worse.

>>162462731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yYS0ZZdsnA

>>162462185
>wants his ageless, unfeeling abominations to be charming.

Holy gee are your standards high or what?

Anyways, you can lewd Nyarlatherop.

>>162462647
How do you know it wouldn't be fun to be molested as a shota IRL

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>>162461916

don't

>>162462875
>Not Yogsothoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSvsy11PHxM

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What a terrible thread

>>162462885
not him but it isnt great

>>162462806
Then what would look good to you, then?
A completely featureless cylinder with a rounded end?

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Why do Angstrom draw his girls with stubby arms and fat bodies?

>>162463030
Make him great again.

>>162463040
A complete absence of dick would look good to me.

>>162462885
One could make a very sound conclusion based on all the stories of little boys being molested you could find all over the news over the years.

One of the worse examples was that gay couple in Australia that used their adopted kid as a sex slave for people all over the world.

>>162462875
It's no fun being a creature's plaything if I don't develop Stockholm syndrome

>>162463160
i dunno senpai something's wrong with you

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>>162463080
Because he likes the thicc
I thought this was obvious by now

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it smells like cum here again

jesus christ this thread

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>>162463175
Goddamn it.

>>162463080
Thicc girls are cute

>>162463270
sorry i was just jerking off to females

>>162463039
I hope you aren't talking from personal experiences.

>>162463040
a translucent eggplant

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>>162462598

>>162463039
why not
>>162463175
well, I didn't say anything about being a sex slave, nor having to grow up with a gay couple, and an australian gay couple at that
just getting some nice cummies when i was a shota

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reminder

>>162459047
Not even if they insist on it?
Not even if you love them, and can in their eyes and how they're shaking that they need you?

>>162463249
>>162463350

Thicc girls are cute when they're drawn proportionate and not looking like amputees.

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>>162463497
Nah my dude.

>>162463415
i am, it doesnt bother me much anymore just wanted to give my two cents is all
>>162463489
it was traumatizing at the time

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>kill
>marry
>fuck
>ignore
>befriend
>bully
>FIGHT then SPARE
>hang out with
Don't include Frisk but do include Tem

>>162463295
Its kind of a blessing within a curse to only be attracted to 2D shota. Just remembering that documentary about that crime makes my skin crawl. Id gut those two Aussie fucks with a dull knife for all the shit they did to that kid...

>>162463618
did the dude have bad breath or something

this thread is like this year: just when you think it couldn't possibly get worse, it does.

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>>162463720
This year has been amazing.
Trump wins the presidency.
Brexit.
Knuckle Du wins Capcom Cup
Titanfall 2 is a good game.

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>>162463556
He exaggerates hyper-feminine attributes on his drawings
As a rampant homo it's not my favorite style but that's what it is
A lot of people seem to like it

>>162463618
Again, theres a reason people stick to 2D.
While it might sound interesting to you, the truth is you would be fucking scarred if that ever happened to you IRL when you were a little nigger.

>>162463690
>dude
also no, it was just really weird and i didnt know what was happening

>>162463720
I agree.

Which Undertale should eat all the bad posters?

>>162463720
Let's change the topic:

If Asriel got Chara teen pregnant, what would they do?

>>162463618
I'm sorry, Anon, for what happened to you. It's good to know that you seem to be doing better now. You're a strong person.

We should probably discuss a different UT related subject.

>>162463671
>kill
Temmy because they annoy me
>marry
Asgore because goat husbando
>fuck
Alphys because lizards are cute
>ignore
Toriel because meh
>befriend
Papyrus because hes made for friendships
>bully
Mettaton by not watching his show
>FIGHT then SPARE
Undyne because she has the best fight in the game
>hang out with
Sans

>>162462885
I know from experience that it isn't.

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>>162463881
I don't really want to press you for it or anything, but I admit I'm curious as hell now. Tell details if you can be arsed to.

>>162463876
Meant for
>>162463489

>>162463859
>Trump won the Presidency
>Brexit
>Cubs won the world series
>The Last Guardian came out
>Sonic cartoon directly mocks Chris-chan in a fucking stephen king paroday for 20 minutes

>>162463876
im talking about how it did happen to me you ding dong pay attention although >>162463949 is right back to waifuposting

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>>162463720
>>162463881
You clearly weren't here at the beginning
You never saw how bad the early threads were

>>162463881
so she was ugly, then?

I'm uncomfortable.

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>>162464042
This.
Saying this is bad just makes you look like a teenage girl throwing a tantrum.

Holy shit we've had crazy moments before.

>>162463989
>>162464056
undertale now friends, sorry for derailing
>>162464042
ive been here for a year, i dont know if that really counts as the beginning though

>>162464168
I wonder how the guy who pissed all over his carpet pretending to have a tulpa is doing nowadays

>>162464042
>>162464168
That guy who was drawing the daki of the Baby asriel, also who drew the picture of him in his underwear tied up to the pole.

The guy the general doxxed who made a lot of asriel fanfiction and turned out he camwhored on a reddit trap sub.

Some good shit.

>>162464016
>>162463996

>>162463889
Asriel

Asriel should eat all the poster tbqh

>>162464235
in all seriousness, i am curious as well
it's not often you really hear stories about pedos doing things that aren't obviously abusive, or female pedos at all for that matter

UNDERTALE

Time to bail.

>>162464419
(You)

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http://suan.fm/mix/GvMCt1v
Got one more playlist for you guys! It's a Flowey one, for if you hate yourself and want to hate yourself more!

I re-titled the songs to be more character-specific, but the website apparently doesn't link back to the originals. I figure you all know how to search lyrics, but if you want a song list I'll see if I can throw something together tomorrow after my first final.

http://suan.fm/mix/WAhENX8
Christmas playlist from last thread, if you didn't catch it.

Got a few more started, but won't be able to finish them until finals are done this week.
Have a nice week, /utg/!

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>>162464235
Then you're either lying in order to exaggerate the "badness" of this thread or are willfully ignoring the depraved shit that was prevalent in the threads late last year. October and November 2015 /utg/ was the fastest and most depraved period of its existence.

Very few individual events since have been as disgusting/arousing/weird as those early days.

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>tfw I was such a damn dumb and lonely kid I talked to a really sketch friend over the internet
>tfw I was like 13 at the time
>the guy turned out to be a pedo
>thought i had to tolerate it because he was the closest thing I had to a friend
>sent me cp over skype

Goddamn it why was i so damn stupid

>>162464340
yeah i saw. my bad friend
>>162464392
it can all be explained in this post here >>162464460
>>162464529
i never said these threads were terrible? i like this place, sorry

>>162464317
>That guy who was drawing the daki of the Baby asriel, also who drew the picture of him in his underwear tied up to the pole.
He also wrote a 20 chapter long SAVEFic while in the army. As far as I know, he's still in the army.

>>162464515
I like this a lot, thanks anon.

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>>162464419

>You're going to have to lie harder than that!

I was gonna report you until this line, good shitpost.

I'm gonna try to change the subject.

The happiness of the endings in UT is directly related to how many souls Flowey absorbs:
>geno
0. The Ending is so bad it taints other endings.
>Neutral
6. Ending is varying shades of bittersweet.
>TP
6+every monster in the Underground except Napstablook. Happiest ending ingame.

Therefore, it can be deduced that the happiest possible ending would be if Flowey absorbed every soul on Earth, human, monster and animals too if they have souls.

All hail the God Flowe!

>>162464648
I'm getting my anons confused I'm sorry

>>162464168
Oh god. Early threads, remember that doggo guy?

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I'm goatposting and no one can stop me.

>>162464703
shut up flowey
>>162464759
its okay, happens to me a lot too

>>162464419
You can probably convince a kid to eat dog turds and he will "like" it cause thats just what was told to him was good.

Then he grows up and realizes he has been eating dog turds for years. Swap molestation accordingly.

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>>162464797
yes

>>162464775
it's rude to talk about someone who's listening

>>162464845
Not Flowey.

Just a loyal follower (Flowerer?) with a theory and the facts to back it.

why is it always asrielfags

>>162464875
If it's so easy to convince a kid to eat dog turds, then why do parents have so much trouble getting their kids to eat their vegetables?

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>>162464317
This guy? Fun dude.
>>162464610
Realistically, anything like that always turns out bad.

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>>162464797
You madman

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>>162464992
There's literally nothing wrong with being an Asrielfag

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>>162463671
Kill: Temmie
Marry: Mettaton
Fuck: Asgore (soft and warm)
Ignore: Tori
Befriend: Papyrus
Bully: Alphys, but in a teasing way
FIGHT then SPARE: Undyne, she'd probably be up for a friendly spar
Hang out with: Sans

>>162464986
Likely story Flowey, back to the Underground with you.

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>>162462993
Drawing hats is hard

>he thinks children are innocent
LMAO sex ed is taught mid-elementary

>>162464992
Remember that charafag who groomed his child cousin to be his cumdump and gave a tutorial about it?

>>162465124
Golly, aren't you skeptic...

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>>162464992
Because Asriel is very special, very popular and well liked.
And as said, nothing wrong with that.

>>162465207
why is it always asrielfags or charafags

All we need is a handful of ladies talking about how badly they want Sans to tie them to a chair and beat them half to death and we'll have that authentic early /utg/ feeling.

>>162465207
That was copypasta I think.

>>162465226
PETALS WHERE I CAN SEE EM SCUMBAG

>>162465284
Remember when that doggofag ate his own dog's shit and fapped pretending it was doggo's?

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And now, for something COMPLETELY different!

>>162463671
>kill
toriel
>marry
alphys
>fuck
undyne
>ignore
asgore
>befriend
papyrus
>bully
temmie
>FIGHT then SPARE
sans
>hang out with
mettaton

>>162463876
Uuum actually.... they're called nigglets.

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>>162465338
Nuh-uh!

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Howdy utg! How is your Sunday going? Do anything interesting?

>>162465032
Because fuck you thats why.

>>162465540
WE GOT A RUNNER

>>162463671
>Kill
Well that'd go against the theme, wouldn't it? I'll just add a second slot to "ignore".
>Marry
Sans
>Fuck
S-sans. I'm monogamous.
>ignore
Alphys, Temmie
>Befriend
Papyrus
>bully
Undyne, teasingly
>FIGHT then SPARE
Frisk
>hang out with
Mettaton
Toriel and Asgore can fuck off I guess. Hanging out with ancient goats is weird anyway.

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post old /utg/

>>162465564
Procrastinating schoolwork I'm already overdue on.

Other than that I'm fine. Kinda depressed, though.

How are you?

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>>162465714
Aww I'm sorry anon. I'm okay. Whats go you down?

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>>162465675

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>>162465714
Same

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>>162465675
Wonder what ever happened to this big lug.

>>162465796
The aforementioned schoolwork, mainly.

The dying state of the UT fandom.

The trump presidency and probably upcoming end of Net neutrality.

Hormones.

I'm gonna be fine, tho.

>>162466019
Same here

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>>162465675

>>162466019
>Hormones.
This is still an excuse?

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>>162465540
I am sexually attracted to this flower.
I can't stop it.

Send help.

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>>162465675

>>162466237
anons were a mistake

>>162465964
hes pumping iron in heaven, with his wee caprine companion cheering him on

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>>162465675
A classic.

>>162466237
god I hated kekanon

>>162466208
Well yeah.

Hormones are generally the thing behind depression.

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>>162466019
>>162466095
I hope you both will be okay. Try not to get to down

>>162466237
me in the front

>>162463671
kill temmie i guess
marry asgore
fuck alphys
ignore mettaton
befriend papyrus
bully toriel
fight then spare undyne
hang out with sans

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>>162466363
This is something I'd legit love to have.

Lifting feels so damn good. I'm addicted.
>>162466395
He never ever really did anything and then he just stopped one day.

>>162466401
Thanks man.

>>162466237
Oh god. Is that proto-mspg the a blue jacket?

>>162466398
Wait what seriously
You mean there's like no hope curing this shit
You mean im going to spend my entire life having only weekly up periods before something happens to pull me back down
You mean to tell me I will never have a hobby or enjoy a game truly ever again?
I don't really care at this point desu
I expected as much

>>162466223
Embrace it.

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>>162465964
Dont think hes been here since ages ago.
Kinda wish i could thank him for encouraging me to start working out.

Hope he is well, wherever he may be.

>>162466550
yes

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>>162465964
he lives on forever in your reps anon

>>162466550
MSPG has always changed his clothes from time to time.

Do you even remember the blanket anymore?

>>162466632
Therapy and shit helps.

You can get prescribed antidepressants.

And, hey, if it's mostly hormones, then it's not your fault. You're not lazy or anything, just ill.

>>162466501
That one anon was the reason I decided to try out lifting
I didn't enjoy it and the gym was way too awkward and it wasn't worth continuing going
I could only lift like 9KG dumbbells tops anyway. And that was on a good day.

>>162466669
That's revolting. blue's so not his color.

>>162466838
Guess imma dedicate a few sets to him then, in memoriam.

any contentfags/anons you really miss?

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>>162465675

>>162467110
i miss the old me

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>162420303
Case closed. She's the cutest.

>>162466919
>I could only lift like 9KG dumbbells tops anyway. And that was on a good day.

Dont know what you were expecting, you cant lift mountains in a few weeks.

>>162467110
I miss not being self-conscious about my shitty artwork

>>162467110
All content creators and any anons that had at least some redeeming qualities.

>>162467139
Christ I want more like this

>>162466840
Oh god, I forgot the blanket. I also now remember when his outfit changed like every goddam page.

>>162467110
I like Tacitly's non-lewd stuff. Relapse is probably the only fic in the UT fandom that depicts post-tp Asriel the way it would be logical for him to act.

>>162467287
Post it so we can compliment you.

>>162466850
I tried getting help a while back when I was 16 and actually trusted other people to a small extent, I was too socially awkward and anxious to attend sessions or admit anything. They didn't want to prescribe anything either because of my age. Plus my family not being white was the kind that didn't even believe in depression and thought it was a phase, until it kept going I've given up all hope at this point, I've always used intense escapism, undertale is just my current escapism focus.

>>162467358
Actually, scratch that. I miss having writefags in general.

I'm thinking of becoming one, but I'm not sure I have a good enough work ethic

>>162467110
asriel cutefic writers
>>162467358
was that the one where asriel totally kills a bunch of dudes? that was great

>>162464013
>>Sonic cartoon directly mocks Chris-chan in a fucking stephen king paroday for 20 minutes

Hold the fuck up. What happened? Which cartoon?

>>162467278
Tbh that wasn't the problem, the numbers didn't mean anything to me because I knew nothing about exercise or lifting, I still don't, all I know is that that's pathetic. The problem was the gym itself, the awkwardness and anxious feeling you got while in there, plus you had to pay. It was full of normies who would probably all kill you given the chance too. Unless you put on a disguise to look like the kind of person who's a regular gym goer or a douchebag.

>>162467240
The baby spider laying peacefully in her crib!
Showing the baby spider her pacifier!
The baby spider reaching for it, but not being able to!
Dipping the pacifier in extremely hot hot sauce before giving it to the baby spider!
The baby spider not understanding why her mouth hurts so much, but crying in pain!

>>162467626
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54xqvb_the-biggest-fan_fun
They even fucking make an orange soda joke.

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>>162465675

>>162467287
Being self conscious about it is a good thing though. You'll strive to make fewer mistakes and improve your technique.

>>162467423
Wow. That's rough, man.

I'm sorry life is like that for you.

Listen, I know it must be hard, but you should try therapy again if it's possible for you. It's not anything to be ashamed about. It's just like going to the doctor when you're ill.

That said, if for any reason you can't, please don't blame yourself. This isn't your fault. None of this is your fault.

Either way, I hope things get better for you, man.

>>162467757
>this whole post

>>162466919
>I didn't enjoy it and the gym was way too awkward and it wasn't worth continuing going
Just buy dumbbells and exercise at home with pushups, pullups, planking and more. It's much smaller investment, easier to do and you can do it many times a day.
>>162467757
I really think you should just try what I suggested if gym was the problem.

>>162467349
I get bored easily

>>162466632
It doesn't last forever. I remember how moody I was at 20, thinking I was pretty much done with any developmental changes and now I'm so different at 23. And I'm still moody, but it's far more consistent rather than random and I can control it and deal with it.

>>162467757
>It was full of normies who would probably all kill you given the chance too. Unless you put on a disguise to look like the kind of person who's a regular gym goer or a douchebag.

You watch too many cartoons, for the most part you will find very chill people in the gym. And even if you dont want to interact with anyone thats fine too, cause everyone is there to work out, not look at you not knowing how to do so.

>>162468350
Most non-autistic people do. Your original comic was pretty funny.

>>162468062
It would be nice if that were true. Once it grew more frustrating than fun, I stopped bothering.

>>162468582
To be doomed to see all your mistakes and having the potential to fix all of them
or to be destined to keep drawing without ever really improving

Which do you want?

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>>162468205
>Just buy dumbbells and exercise at home with pushups, pullups, planking and more. It's much smaller investment, easier to do and you can do it many times a day.

This. If the gym isn't your thing, you can easily get a good workout at home with just a few dumbbells.

>>162468748
You might even be able to do it better that way because cost, travel and such isn't a problem. You can do it any time of the day as much or as little as you want.

I've discovered that I get more done overall this way.
Gravity is literally free energy for you to exercise with. You should use it.

>>162468748
this or just squat for eight hours a day like i do

>>162468084
Woah anon, you're a bit heavy with the concern there, that's just going to make me feel guilty, thanks for offering it though. Im going to try to eventually talk about it like what it is, but its going to be hard to do it. The stigma still stays with me and I know most of my problems are my fault anon despite what you say.
Thanks for everything anon. It somewhat mends my cynicism to see nice anons like you out there.
Also undertale, we should get back to discussing that.

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hello
bye

>>162468743
to have fun

no one else will see my art anyway

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>>162469061
Squats are literally god tier workouts. Back squats, front squats, goblet squats doesn't matter. They're all just so so good to do.


Undertale. I really really love this goat

Who else loved the scene where Sans emerged out of Toriel's basement and said "yeah you've definitely got kiddos" and Toriel said "Good heavens" and the house had to be fumigated

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>>162465675
Is the artist for this one still around?

I've been gone for a year.

>>162469363
No, sadly.

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I can't decide whether to play or watch TV series. I've been watching Star Trek all day already so I could play for variety, but at the same time increasing adrenaline and stress levels at this hour is not a wise choice.

>>162468748
Yeah I would do that, if I knew any places where I could buy that stuff IRL. Also I cant do a single pullup or pressup. I have no upper body strength.
I spend all day playing video games and posting on here, what do you expect?
>>162468547
I want to believe you anon, but I trust my knowledge of my area and my cynicism more. I live in the town with the highest murder rate in the country.

>>162467782
Giving the spider a cold glass of milk!
The spider washing away the spicy taste!
Telling the spider to be more careful with things the bully gives her!

>>162469180
Maybe just try writing it all down. You don't have to show anyone. Just putting it all to words and clarifying your problems to yourself so they would stop festering inside you.

It might help.

Anyways, yeah, Undertale.

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>>162469363
Is sans seriously telling Asriel here to stop sucking so much dicks?
I didn't know that could cause hallucinations. Maybe I should try it out.

>>162468574
Thank you