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Ck2 dlc when

>>162353909
Based.

Should OPM´s in the HRE force vassalize first or simply annex?

>>162353909
Melanin free anon who doesn't care about the haters

>>162353902
Where the fuck did Prussialad go

I want someone to do a comfy Slovenia AAR

Did you faggots start the mp without me again

MP when?

>>162354476
>>162354617
Fuck off back to your discord group

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Race-mixing is fine as long as the goal is to have semi-immortal children, r-right?

>>162355005
Isn't that still a human

>>162355103
Yeah, I was trying to experiment with the mod coding and gave a male elf the human trait, but it has changed automatically back to elf.

>>162355201
You can just turn on intermarriage for the player if it's that way
I did it just so I could ride Tomb Kang dick

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Remember to pay for the game you play

>>162355005
You know the solution to that fucking gay blank event bug?

>>162353909
W&B

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>in game I can take 2 provinces before people get pissed
>IRL England took everything from Burgundy upwards in one war just fine
I have a fucking claim on the throne of France(or atleast thats what this event was IRL), shouldnt I get more land from 1 war?

>>162355275
>Tomb Kang
Kek. I know, but the mod is fucked up when it comes to that. You need to modify some files otherwise not only your children will be stillborn but also you'll be auto-divorced whenever you try to marry someone from outside your race. Namely racial_decisions.txt and BR_stillbirth_events.txt.

HPM BETTER COME ON TODAY AND ANSWER FOR THIS INJUSTICE, THESE IMPOTENT CONCENTRATION CAMPS THAT DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. FIX THIS BROKEN MECHANIC

>>162355717
>tfw no more remove kebab decision

>>162355717
But they do nigga

>>162355486
Update to 1.0.2, that bug has been adressed already.

>>162355552
it's because IRL England wasn't a pussy

fucking drown yourself in that AE brah

>>162356068
I totally would if taking 1 more province didnt make 40 HRE nations want my kings head. It would be find in the base game but they all have 3-4 because this is MEIOU and we cant let small nations be weak now can we. But youre right Im going to go Fuck it and take everything because Fuck the HRE Ive got Castile on my side.

>>162355882
I did update to 1.0.2 tho, downloaded it yesterday from the mega

>>162356178
Mate even if the HRE gets mad enough to do that you DO have the Wooden Wall right?

The national anthem of Qing

>>162355552
In the time before empiricism do not be surprised that people are easily pissed. Also source for England stealing burgundy

>>162356247
Have you deleted your previous version and cleared the cache before installing it?

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Currently in a crisis war over Thessalia.

>>162356178
>expanding into France as England and wanting more war
WEW ALD
you take the coast, Anjou, Orleans and something else to connect you to burgundy then let it go

>>162356496
Fucking cache, knew i had something missing

>>162356343
>The national anthem of Qing
???????

Is it worth getting a PU with Portugal as England, or should I just keep them as allies
>>162356580
The stubbing of the toe

>>162356654
>Just found out Portugal became Tudor somehow, is it worth waging a succession war, or will this just get me raped by Spain.
Anyone else think their should be events for the invitation of Stuart's and Hanoverians to the English crown
>HELP
>E
>L
>P

>>162356695
Here, have one on the house

How often does the AI go to war if I insult them? Playing as Lüneburg and I don´t really want to take Verden in an offensive war.

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brits more like shits lmao

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>>162356376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuWx34sRw4
During one period of warfare. There was another point where they took all of Antiquate. That one was solidified in a truce.

>>162356518
Im only going to keep the northern haf, the rest Im going to hand to Aquitaine.

Nepal's anthem sounds like some shit from AoE2

>>162356983

Egypts pretty comfy desu, I think I played a game as them before. You can form Arabia afaik I think too. A bit too many people try and shove their dick into you during the Orient crisis though.

>>162356513
Did I fucking miss it again
That's 3 times in a row now

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I crashed, lads

t. PJW

How long will it take till the liberty desire declines after you force religion upon your vassal? I don't see it in any tooltip,

>>162356513

>That spain blobbing

REPORT THIS
SOMEONE KEK HIM

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/gsg r8 my France

>>162357320
We're rehosting right now lad

Any interesting and easy to read biographies? Preferably medieval ones.

Won't be home for a couple of weeks, so I can't play gs.

>>162357681
Is that Switzerland? You know you have legitimate claims on the place to at least be a vassal which means you can eat it later.

>>162357681
Pretty gay, mate

>>162357239
>>162356983

Oh shit, never mind actually.
>Starts at 20% civilization
>Can get to 30% with a free reform
>Reform cucks them by reducing their RP by 40%

Jesus christ.

>>162354820
When did you get rid of isolationism?

>>162356513
Is it still open?

>>162358126
Now!

>>162359034
Then why did you conquest that shithole? If you conquer while you have isolationism you don't get research points.

>>162356513
still up?

How do I install HPM? I've extracted the files from the Dropbox in the OP, and I know I move the 'HPM' folder to to the 'Mods' folder in the 'Victoria 2' directory, but where do I put the movie clip file?

I know I need to put a '.mod' file somewhere too, but I'm not sure where.

>>162359540
movie clip file? what? And the .mod came with the folder.

>>162356775
>HELP
>E
>L
>P

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>fifth nobel prize
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>162359892
all those borders except some in the balkans are pretty perfect, you didn't cheat did you lad?

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>>162360045
nope no sir swear on me mum

I changeowered a single german province so i could get Lithuanian as accpeted but i gave it back afterwards honest

Crashed tbf

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I crashed again.

>>162359892
>physics

But Peace is the only relevant one, lad.

>>162356513
>owner has a different version of the game then you

I redownloaded hpm again last night?

>>162360619
Why are you the way you are 4u?

>>162360562
fuck you then, hpm really should disable cheating

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>>162360665

>>162360562
But why? You didn't have Lithuanian pops back then.

>>162359208
Now it is.

1st time V2 here, what the hell can I do besides play some OP empire?

how do i change my checksum? Trying to join MP

>>162361169
Play a minor power and dominate the global market for liquor.

>>162361220
Try deleting you're map cache then starting and restarting

is mp kill again?

>>162361401
where can i find the map cache folder?

>>162361058
steam name?

>>162361656
/Documents/Paradox Interactive/Victoria II/HPM/Map

Not sure if this is different if you use steam

>>162361007
i had lithuania as a puppet
honestly i think the decision is fucked because you cant take it when you have lithuania annexed directly, only as a puppet

F

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Ok lads, for the purpose of changing the middle east's ethnic makeup, who should I put in charge of Arabia as a loyal client state?
The Arameans already have Mesopotamia, and I'm keeping the holy land as a European territory.

The main options I'm considering are:
Mandaic
Maronite
Greek
Armenian
A displaced Iranian culture
Georgian
Aghbanian (I think these are either Parthians or from Caucasian Albania)
Avars
Assyrian

>>162362240
Assyrians or Iranians desu

>>162359540
The movie clip file is the .mod file. Put it in the mods folder as well.

>>162361840
is the file name default.map?

>>162362240
Greek or Assyrian are the only redpilled choices.

>>162361756
add t. Bernd

>>162362412
It should be a folder named Cache. It should be in your documents (assuming you have HPM and have played with it on), default.map seems to be in the installation files

>>162362240
Should have put assyrians in mesopotamia and arameans in arabia desu. I guess you should put mandaic then or maybe maronite.

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LOL

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Why are my vassals so retarded at marriages?

>>162362994
desu garrisons are a lot bigger than levy sizes early on in the game

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Should I give sicily to naples? I feel really bad knowing I hold their rightful clay.

>>162363449
Just release it (and Sardinia) as vassals

>>162363449
You could always Uninstall.exe

>>162363543
Thats also what I was thinking about and I guess its a good idea. Cheers lad
>>162363651
back to liqqy

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>>162363449
>grossmoldaviums

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>>162363449
>modern spanish flag
>in the 16th century
DELET THIS

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>>162353902
Why are Austrians such pathetic losers?

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>>162363114
No wait she changed her mind the next day

Fucking women

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>>162353902
Is there any reason to use viceroys in CK2?

All it seems to do is piss off your vassals.

>>162363918
That never happened.
t. /his/

>>162364167
Just make all your vassals viceroys faggot

Also, viscounties when?

>>162363906
vanilla flag is TOO fucking ugly and uniting whole penisula makes it viable so i dont see any problem aside from it being bit out of its time historically

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>>162363768
>back to liqqy

>>162364167
If you go for viceroys, you shouldn't have vassals in the first place.

And you are literally asking is there is a reason to use superior system without all the bullshit normal feudalism brings. What are you? Mental?
There is no better system than viceroys.

>>162359892
How do you win Nobel prizes?

>>162364167
You get the title back, you fucking idiot.
It's the Jewish loan of kangs.

>>162364656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize

>>162364786
In Victoria 2.

>>162364832
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize_In_Victoria_2

>>162364832
git gud

>>162364832
I don't think that's a category

>>162357012
they didn't take Burgundy you giga retard, Burgundy sided with them in the war.

Taking all of Aquitaine would be the equivalent of reclaiming a lot of cores.

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>>162364267
>muh pops
>muh factories
>muh großgermaniums
>muh infamy
eat shit lad

>>162364656
It's random but the more prestige you have the higher your chances to get one.

Also helps to be an european power.

>>162365113
>took everything from burgundy upwards
If I said its everything from the 12' mark backwards you would start at the 12' mark, not 12' and 99% of the way to 13' If thats what you really meant and youre not just backpedaling then I said it wrong.

>>162365385
Does it have anything to do with technology?

no memes please but which straits should be crossable?

>>162365515
It also has to do with literacy and slightly with population size IIRC

>>162365515
No, just prestige.

>>162365547
The Atlantic Ocean

>>162365547
Alaska - Siberia
Japan - Korea
Cuba - Florida

>>162365547
all the canals should have straits between them desu

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>>162362684
>>162362364
>>162362607
Alrighty, I put an Assyrian in charge of the parts of Arabia I've conquered so far.
Now who for the kingdom of Fars?

>>162365417
I misunderstood your post but you are still wrong as they didn't annex everything north of burgundy, they occupied it. You get no penalties in the sense of AE for occupying provinces in a war.

>>162365547
Alaska-Siberia
northern Quebec-Nunavut-Greenland-Iceland-Faroe-Shetland
Madagascar-Comoros-Mozambique
East Timor-Australia-Tasmania
China-Taiwan-Okinawa-Kyushu-Cheju-Korea

>>162365547
Honestly the English Channel should be crossable in all paradox games.

The AI can't mount naval invasions for shit, I have no idea why they made the fucking Adriatic Sea in CK2 crossable but haven't changed a thing about the Channel.

>>162366058
>let's negate THE defining feature/advantage of Great Britain
epic

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>>162364952
Just how far down does this shit go?

>>162365928
If you watch the hole thing, anything that gets occupied is kept after a truce. They took the whole of Aquitaine in the one part, large parts of Northern France in another, France took it back ect. Either way they were able to take way more land then those 2 provinces after truces in IRL ithout anyone being able to say anything, because the whole war was over who was the rightful ruler of France. Im not fighting to take a province Im fighting over the ownership of the whole of France, if there is a truce then what I take is already rightfully mine, the whole of France should already be cored.

>>162366187
>implying you can do anything with it in CK2

Since there is no such a thing as a navy in the game, all it does is make you waste some of your time and vassal's opinions by having to get all the boats together so your doomstack can pass the channel and invade whatever country you want.

>>162357230
AoE2 is amazing

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Checksum: (PSGK)

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Waah, I want to marry her, lads.
>second in line to the polish throne
>qt
>shrewd
>trusting
>charitable
>depressed (I can save her!)
How do I get her father to like me?

>>162366810
Might as well remove fleets entirely.

>>162367257
If you can't fucking use them for any real purpose that sounds about right actually
The only purpose is really serves is pointless fucking micro and draining your money because you forgot you have 20 boats sitting in the ass end of Sweden that you forgot to disband.

>>162366972
>tfw we will never get more than 10 people ever

>>162366972
Has it started yet?

>>162367257
They should, the naval part of the game is completely useless.

They should make a real naval expansion to this game, add blockades, galleys and actual naval combat.

But Dark Mana and more ebin supernatural shit is more important I guess.

>>162367694
The main problem for naval combat in CK2 is AI, Paradox would be unable to add a functional naval AI without breaking something.

>>162367192
Well first you can convert to Norse Pagan. Then you can raid the castle until she agrees to come home with you in chich case you can recruit and marry her. (after killing her whole line) You then wage war against the entirety of Poland to press her claim and then convert back to Christianity.

>>162367192

Gold and improve relations

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This is why France wins, because the stupid AI avoids them where they could win

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Did i do good?

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Is there anything more satisfying than blowing the fuck out of the Ottomans?

>>162367694
I want to see some QoL changes to the military system and an update to the relations system. It's retarded that levies are clumped together and that you can't reorganize them as you please - I don't care if it'll be unlocked by some military tech or whatever but it's really annoying that you can't i.e stack archers on one flank without also bringing all the light infantry over, mixing tactics and shit.

There should also be a difference between loyalty and opinion. It should be possible to be hated while ruling somewhat successfully through fear, or having more pragmatic vassals supporting you despite personal differences.

>>162368140
Im a little fuzzy on it since I never play England or France but isnt winning the 100 year war more trouble then its worth since the french are always looking for a chance to rebel and it takes like 200 years to integrate the land.

>>162367192
console her into your court and marry her
>trusting
>depressed
Yeah I know why she's depressed...

>>162368205
Yes, placing a Habsburg on every throne in europe

>>162368204
>All the little polands
I always love that.

>>162368204
>Bosnia
You most certainly did not.

>>162353909
white

>>162368294
I already had everything I wanted from France, but joined as Castille wants the french colonies and I'm staying catholic so need Castillian suppourt

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>>162368428
>>162368418
This is my africa

Aight, in Geheimnisnacht, how do I defend against Sylvania as Reikland? Am I supposed to lose and get events?

I had 22k troops with decent generals against their 50k undead and lost. And btw, are they immune to morale damage?

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>>162368571
>Not owning Somalia
>Not owning the Suez
>Not owning Malta

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>>162366276
>3.59 MB

>>162368571
>Dutch Persia that also owns Iraq and kurdistan.
How in the fuck did that come to pass the rest of this crap I can see happening but how in the hell did the swamp krauts pull that off.

>>162368709
*hands you a vegemite sandwich*

>>162368815
For some reason they invaded persia in the 1880s and when the ottomans collapsed all bets were off

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>>162368709
Time to die Aussie

Can I download and install new games at a net cafe?

I want to play some gs but I am away from home and the local net has no gs.

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>>162367192
Oh fug, the daughter of the king of France married the son of the king of Spain and they both inherited, if I don't kill one or both of them soon then the two kingdoms will be united forever and they'll most likely attempt to crush me.

>>162368939
Ask the net cafe...

>>162368702
Italian Africa looks aesthetic as af but why Korea

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>>162368702
And here's the rest of the world, if anyone's interested.

>>162368564
>Join castille war to not lose diplomatic reputation
>realise this means I can claim dutch caribeean provinces
>castille peaces out with them when my ships are half way there
y tho

>>162369006
Lack of coal and other raw materials was one of the biggest inhibitors to Italy's industrialization. So why not annex a region that's very rich in coal and steel?

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>>162368992
Am I going to jail, laddos?

>>162369004
>interact with people
i guess no gs 4 me

Are you alive, Irelad?

>>162369259
>50% chance of kill for 10 gold
This is why "spy on" is broken and any self respecting player will play with intrigue focus off.

>>162369610
Yes

t. Irelad

>>162369728
Post something stupid

>>162369821
What do you mean?

post hpm Japan g uide

FAST

>>162369923
t. ____me

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>>162369128

>>162369678
Doesn't it scale with how good your intrigue is?

post hpm spain g uide

FAST

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>>162370362
So when my stack is half their size it is wiped to a man, but when they are outnumbered by about 3 times they survive and aren't even chased on

why does HIP not have any events for the christian schism?

>>162362382

Yeah, got it to work. Thanks.

Is there any way to get Yankee/Dixie pops to migrate to colonial provinces in Africa from North America?

>>162356513
fuck off back to your steamgroup

>>162370554
names for australia? previous names have included Southern quebec amd Trump's wall building emporium

>>162370874
>He doesn't want to have fun in an mp game

>>162369923
>researchpoints 25000
>alwaysreform

>>162371185
>hitlerfedora.bmp

For some reason after around 1880 my middle class just stops getting everyday needs. Even more weird is that some of the middle class pops are actually getting 100% luxuries despite getting 0% everyday needs.

>>162371342
There's an everyday need that isn't available to your country due to your low rank/lacking sphere.

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>events to make children homosexual

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I AM THE SENATE

>>162371460
Well I'm playing as Germany so I'm number one in everything.

>>162369907
Just anything

>>162353909
havent been here for months and this is still here

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>>162370554
>Stop them getting their capital back, puh what a retarded idea

>>162368205
Having no rebels?

>>162369186
Just cuck France out of southern Madagascar.

Ded

>>162371981
>Having no rebels?
Means you're not blobbing fast enough.

>>162372149
Which is why I dont play Vannila, there is nothing to do but blob.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tjxz4yS_U

>>162372314
Bad nasheed.

>>162372632
No it's gay

This is the best nasheed
https://youtu.be/9xEzmdzPn4g

>>162371508
>only taking Crimea in 1700
>Lithuania still exist

>>162371489
I'm pretty sure they almost always choose the last one

>>162372971
>This is the best nasheed

Not really. There is a lot of better ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m8QeoZSuhA

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>>162373016
>fighting Christians
Absolutely haram.

Next war is for Mecca, then probably for Peking. I still have to kick the French out of Kamchatka at some point too.

>>162373016
I was busy gutting their soft underbelly and actually profitable territories in Anatolia.

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EU3 is a bad game

>>162373986
I think people view EU3 through rose-tinted glasses. They don't quite remember just how believable the worlds were.

>>162373297
>Catholics
>not disgusting heretics that need to be purged

>>162374079
Catholics > T*rks

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we wuz samurai n shiet

should armenian be an accepted culture for greece?

im pretty sure you anglo cucks have a war in your motherland, not in the FUCKING archipelago

>>162368612
State troops. Ultimately Vlad is supposed to be the big bad dude and you have to kill him once to unlock the plot to steal the ring, than steal the ring, than kill him again this time permanently and his event troops all disintegrate. the undead event troops are not immune to morale damage, they just have an absurdly large amount of morale. If you fail and succumb to his invasion than just plot from inside the empire to bring about his demise before he gets the ghal maraz.

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Why are they so fucking based?

I hope they inherit all of that clay because they are great a great ally desu

Why would you ever build light tanks? They take up a shitload of width and consume 9 times as much oil as an armored car for the exact same results

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>>162371895
And so an expedition set out from cape town to ensure a steady supply of slaves from Madagascar

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>>162375046
every time
pic

>>162371489
So? There is nothing wrong with trying to create an accurate portrayal of a child discovering its sexuality.

Did that Napoleons Legacy game ever happen?

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"Now, Nephew. I need to speak to you regarding your upcoming marriage to Heilwiva. Now, you love her very much, don't you? Yes, good. Now, sometimes, a wife will do certain things for their husbands and it will make them feel good. Just remember that if she tries to touch you in anyway that she's not attacking you, she just wants to show how much she loves you back, okay? So let her do that and if you feel scared or uncomfortable just remember you are the sole male left in our family and that you need to do this for all of us, alright?"

>>162375459
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

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>>162375196
Look, see how the negro slouches forward, barely holding his stick up, whilst the Proud Anglo stands straight his musket at his side

>>162359892
>independent Savoy

Terroni btfo

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So after polling opinions, the general consensus for the next AAR is either DH or HoI3. I've put together a poll with options here:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11845625
http://www.strawpoll.me/11845625
http://www.strawpoll.me/11845625

The reason I've decided to include an "other" category with Kaiserreich is because there are so many viable starts, and if Kaiserreich seems like the winner confining to Germany/Qing doesn't seem very reasonable.

This won't necessarily be the final determiner--if some choices are close or there seems to be a general game preference I might do a run-up poll--so this poll is partly just to help me get a feel of what opinions are at this point.

Keep in mind that I probably still won't have time over vacation (IE the next three weeks or so) to do the AAR unless HoI3 Nationalist China wins the vote, because everything else will take too long and will still need to wait until June. Even Nat. China might take too long, but we'll see.

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What does the requirement at the bottom of this decision mean? There are already Romanian pops in Pancevo, is it bugged?

>>162375997
No, you just need to be jingoist.

>>162375926
You should have added Mongolia, they have the best event chain in KR

>>162376207

So it won't be an issue then? I'm encouraging Fascist loyalty now but I wanted to make sure that wouldn't be a problem for that decision.

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>they added suicide methods to vanilla
What the fuck, lol.


What'll it be, laddos?

>>162376373
Don't think so

>>162376386

>doesnt have the duel to the death option

Boring

>>162376328
That's what the "other" category is for, anon. Like I said, this might not be the final poll, it's just to get an idea of what the general consensus seems to be.

>>162376419

Ok, thanks anon.

>>162376386

Noose.

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r8

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>>162376601
>tfw can't even kill myself properly

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>>162376386
>tfw opening a portal to Gensokyo in the 13th century

>game crashed while fighting the eternal kraut
EBIN SIMPLY EBIN

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not rehosting

Good game, lads.

Game crashed, but I'm done for tonight anyway.

t. Irelad

>server was lost

let's play the match we started last night

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Delicious Muslim tears.

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>>162376857

good game.
sorry austria I was just memeing

>>162376845
Should've given you some sort of trait. I don't think people walk away from a failed hanging

victoria 3.04
just HPM(cosmetic mod also works with)
checksum PSGK

68.37.166.174

68.37.166.174

68.37.166.174

>>162375997
that's a lot of decision for romania
what mod?

>>162375798
>you're not NRX so you must not actually be from 4chan, get back to Lebbit already

Christ I'm tired of this cancer.

>>162377250
This is a rehost of the game we started last night btw, 1848

>>162375926
I'm Chinaanon. Please add one vote to Hoy 3 China, I can't be assed to start my VPN to use Straw.

>>162377250
join up lads mp

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>>162375665
Either Charles is a cuck or he actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>162377242
Y-you'd be fine, wouldn't you? Depends if the rope actually restricted oxygen or not.
>>162377309
>homosexuality is perfectly natural, goy
Again, /r/paradoxplaza

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>>162371508
Is this some kind of Muscovy into Rome run?

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I think I was too conservative with AE and now that it isn't a problem it's overextension that fuck me over, RIP three mountain.

>>162375798
He's actually right though, p. sure the AI chooses the last or second one most of the time anyway
I mean a lot of people 'experiment' with their siblings or with their friends around that age, if they're available to.

>>162377603
>natural
I mean, if you're asking whether it can naturally arise? Yeah it can.
It's still a fucking mental illness but..

>>162375798
Fuck off
>>162377603
>Homosexuality isn´t natural! It's DA JOOS who are behind it!

>>>/pol/

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>>162376386

>I will have a quick and painless death by the noose.
>death by noose
>quick and painless

>>162377703
hahah ebin XDD

>study byzantine emperor biographies
>rage induced blood pressure increase

It's always either:
>a good emperor failing due to hopeless corruption, petty schemes or pure bad luck
>a shitty emperor manages to royally fuck the nation up with literally no resistance from anything

What the fuck.

>>162377869
What most people don't know is that the way the noose is SUPPOSED to work is not by strangling you, but by snapping your spine with the long fall and the sudden stop. Not having a nerve from your brain to your heart kills you pretty fuggin' quickly.

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>>162377603
And it's a daughter, how can one sperm be so retarded? /gsg/ names.
>>162377793
Objectively correct.
>>162377832
It ain't natural, my lefty/pol/ friend. If everyone had it the human race would die out, making it a defect.

>>162378092
dumb cungt

>>162377869
>>162378079
Actually, the noose kills you most of the time by pinching your jugular. You pass out in seconds and die from oxygen depri to the brain soon after.

>>162377982
It was called the "byzantine" empire for a reason

>>162378092
I meant to say, real names, lads. No memes.

>>162376648
how did you beat the roaches

Are the canals worth it lads in eu4 worth it?

>>162378092
>Objectively correct.
Well yeah, so there's nothing really wrong with it being there, since it CAN arise naturally. I mean, lunatic and inbred and slow are there, I don't see why homosexuality can't be.

>>162378217
Lise or Beatrix.

>>162378092
fuck you

>>162377869
Compare british execution in the 19th century to modern american execution

>>162377603
I mean gravity means the rope would definitely put a lot of pressure on your neck. I've read of people losing the ability to speak but I imagine you could be left a cripple depending on how long you were on there and whether there was a drop involved

>>162377982

It was similar with the roman empire.

With them it was always either:
>good emperor that stabilizes the country, wins wars against the foreign barbarians and reigns for 10+ years
>bad emperor that reigns for 1 - 7 years that does an extremely amount of dumb shit or is unable to due so because he gets killed by either a pretender or the praetorian guard beforehand

There was almost no in between.

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>>162377603
>>162377832
>>162378092

Natural is a meme word that originated in and only makes sense for a creationist world. It shouldn't matter whether or not something is natural, only whether or not it is harmful.

And yeah homosexuality fucks up much-needed population growth in the long run, if a significant portion of the population are homosexuals. However, only 3.8% of the adult population in the USA are homosexual, meaning things can get a lot gayer before there's any reason to give a damn.

(P.S. purging gays by putting them in the Arbeit Macht Frei ovens does not help your birth rate.)

>>162377603
>Y-you'd be fine, wouldn't you? Depends if the rope actually restricted oxygen or not.
Substantial brain damage could be a thing. So, your king now slurs his words and cannot move his left arm, and doesn't understand what is the color red. Have fun!

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>>162378348
>Well yeah, so there's nothing really wrong with it being there, since it CAN arise naturally. I mean, lunatic and inbred and slow are there, I don't see why homosexuality can't be.
Because it lets you choose between being gay or not, which doesn't make any sense from any perspective.
>only whether or not it is harmful.
Lots of Gays in the pedophile community and vice versa.
But hey, the way it's going soon I'll be arrested under hate speech for being pedophobic.
>>162378734
You leave Willy out of this.

>>162377832
t. faggot

I crashed.

>crashed
reeeeeeeeee

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THE STEAMGRUPPEN IS WATCHING
WILL YOU ANSWER THE CALL?

SERVE YOUR GENERAL AND RECEIVE
ATTRACTIVE NEW COMPENSATIONS

JOIN TODAY

68.37.166.174
68.37.166.174
68.37.166.174

reee I crashed

>>162378092
>If everyone had it the human race would die out
That is neither true, as homosexuals have been having heterosexual sex by necessity for millennia, nor is it relevant, for defects are natural as well. So why don't you go back to your safe space and cry about how being gay is wrong some more while the adults talk.
>>162378553
>Natural is a meme word

That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

>>162378787
>Because it lets you choose between being gay or not, which doesn't make any sense from any perspective.
It lets you choose whether your character is gay or not. It's not the character themselves who makes that choice.

Learn to roleplay, faggot.

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you think hell make a son?

all but 3 people crashed lol

>falling for the speed 3 meme
rehosting

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Looks like Charles would be a cuck, if I wasn't a eunuch.
>>162378787
Meant to link
>>162378553
when I said
>>only whether or not it is harmful.
>Lots of Gays in the pedophile community and vice versa.
>But hey, the way it's going soon I'll be arrested under hate speech for being pedophobic.

>>162378904
>>162378903
>>162378890
>>162378886
Wow, I'm SO glad I'm being kept up to date with your faggy steamgroup MP and being notified everytime one of your faggot DC's instead of seeing any actual game discussion.

>>162378787
>Lots of Gays in the pedophile community and vice versa.
That's a myth, though. IIRC the actual stats on that are "we can't find any higher rate of pedophilia among gays to a degree of statistical significance." or something like that, where gays are slightly more likely to be pedophiles but the numbers are so small it could just be accumulated error in data collection.

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>>162378993
>that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard

>>162379287
no

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what part of Africa or Asia had the least amount of natives?
I want to colonize shit that will have 90%+ pure pops, and not shitskins.
I was thinking about the south-western part of South Africa, around the Cape. But i'm not sure if there were any large amount of natives there.

>>162379287
you must be a very depressing person

>>162379287
Now you learnt why people here hate the steam/discord group or MP.
They keep spamming the place.

>you decide to impress everyone with your spear throwing skills

>>162378787
>Because it lets you choose between being gay or not, which doesn't make any sense from any perspective
Right but it does, because you're not 'choosing' to be gay. Kids just know their dick itchs and rubbing it feels good, to them there's really very little difference between getting jacked off by a girl and jacked off by a boy, esp. since when they're like 11 when there's hardly a difference between the physiques of the two at that point. So it kind of makes sense that if they get jacked off by dudes a lot as kids, they might have a slightly more homosexual slant to them when they grow up.
Or if you're not convinced, you could read it as them literally being born gay, and them just discovering it's true when they stop and think about what they want to rub cocks against - another cock, or a pussy. It's just roleplaying, the character isn't literally going 'do I want to be a fucking faggot', the character is saying 'hmm so I think I'm into romance now, I wanna fuck...' then asking you the player who it is your character wants to fuck.

>Lots of Gays in the pedophile community and vice versa.
That's not really causation but I'm not denying there might be one. Pedophilia isn't really a mental illness though - women go into puberty much earlier now than before anyway, and humans are wired to be attracted to people who have undergone or are undergoing puberty - not because they're now 16 and it's okay.

>>162378787
Actually wait, I'm arguing with you like a serious adult when you're probably saying
>Lots of Gays in the pedophile community and vice versa.
because you believe in Pizzagate.

Nevermind, senpai.

>>162379441
>hate people making groups to discuss MP outside of gsg
>hate people discussing MP in gsg

this is how retarded you are

>>162379419
>being annoyed at steamgroup makes you a buzzkill
He's not the only one who doesn't want you faggots here

>>162379418
Outside of the genocide option your best option is the Sahara there are so few pops there that even the AI makes those states half the time.

>>162378226
Artillery + mobilized infantry + generals and terrain (when possible) + ticking warscore for Libya and humiliation.
By the end if the war, the Turks and its satellites had already ran out of brigades and I occupied Istanbul.
The UK was a pain though, but they accepted white peace after occupying all of Sudan instead of a single province in the Levant, which gave me a large ticking warscore. My prestige was literally 0 due to occupied provinces, I could be at +170 prestige if it wasn't for that war.

>>162379648
>le steamgrouppen boogyman

>>162379418
>Africa
Seychelles
Namibia

>Asia
lol

>>162375068
ok thanks

>>162379646
>hate people making groups to discuss MP outside of gsg

No faggot, the issue is when said group meant to discuss mp OUTSIDE of gsg is discussing it INSIDE of gsg

>>162379717
Did you not see the literal Steamgroup post that was replied to you fucking idiot

>>162379664
what about like, way back in the 1600s or something?

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Fucking mexicans, coming over here and stealing our land

>>162379646
Just keep your shit MP games to your discord/steam whatever chatroom circlejerk you made and stop spamming the thread.

>>162377413
I'll try to remember it, thanks anon.

>>162379842
there are maybe 2 people in this game from a steamgroup, the rest just want to play the game and come from the thread

>>162379646
Mate I wouldn't mind if they actually discussed the game but the only time they even post is to say they crashed.

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Alright lads, inbred had an inbred male heir. So with the succession sort of secure I've decided to kill myself, /gsg/ picks name and method.
Again, no meme names pls.

>>162379627
>>162379474
>hurr le pizza gate
Lads, it's a known fact that there are a disproportionately large number of paedophiles in the LGBT community than in regular people, Guess they just feel that if they're goign to be pariahs they may aswell do it hardcore.

>>162379351
Neither is "natural is a meme word".

>>162380047
Yeah sure thing, now fuck off back and stop spamming the thread.

>>162380158
mad

>>162380063
id love to discuss the game as we played but then itd crash
gg pdox

>>162379787
Oh your talking about EU4. Ya south africa and in Asia taiwan.

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>>162378092

>>162380158
>hes too autistic to have fun

>>162379664
Not anymore
t. talex

>>162380132
>Lads, it's a known fact that there are a disproportionately large number of paedophiles in the LGBT community than in regular people
First off I'd like to see statistics because I'm not against the notion, I just haven't seen proof for it
Second off, the 'pizza gate' is a real thing. Example - incest is almost always nonconsensual. But that's because you don't report it if it's consensual, so the stats are skewed already.

>Theodore
>Balcony

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>>162380132
l-lads..

>>162379418
Open the damn game, pick the pop density map mode and look for yourself, dumb nigger.

Is piratebay down for you guys, or is it just me?

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Is this why France always gets shit on? Is there anything that can be done to prevent this?

If troops automatically converted into transports when moving onto a water tile this game would be improved several times over.

>>162379418
IRl the Cape was mostly depopulated thanks to Zulu Kangs razing everything to the ground in their wars

For a small time there was more Boers than Blacks

>>162380887
it goes down every so often

still waiting on that Netherlands Artois decision HPM!!!

>tfw haven't played since its suggestion in like July

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>>162380598
I'm not googling that shit, but it's well documented, I saw it on /pol/.

How much martial would I need to singlehandedly wipe out the mongol horde?

>>162377703
watch marco antonio's go at the achievement, you could learn how to do it pretty easy.

>>162380997
But is it down right now?

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>>162381096
>it's well documented, I saw it on /pol/

>>162381172
no

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>>162380914
>that spoiler

>>162381096
>I'm not googling that shit, but it's well documented, I saw it on /pol/.
Yeah but /pol/ is about as reliable as tumblr for facts and statistics.