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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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Frost for the path less traveled by
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http://tf2r.com/krziyvk.html
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Oh.
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>tfw too intelligent to main soldier
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Ankle dan is a vry gud sentry man
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Aww I was planning to post the OP, but distracted. Btw nice OP pic there famalam.
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>tfw too intelligent to be a degenerate
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>Dropped out of college
>Intelligent
????
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We posting not funny chat screenshots right now?
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no secret santa this year?
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>>162350446
Apparently not. Guy who organized them the previous years doesn't even play TF2 anymore, and no one really gave anything last year, either. Where in previous years there'd be tons of /tf2g/s and even unusuals being swapped, last year we had less than 20 people and mostly craft hats.
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>>162352276
It's more that no one else will step up to handle delivering the items, and no one would trust some literal who to do it.
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why is someone hating on morw
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>>162352519
>Giving it attention
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>>162352638
i just wanted to know why
he must have a reason
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ez pz
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>>162353116
>2 bots
l o l
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>>162353992
Archimedes has an avatar, it's not a bot, just a retard.
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>>162350494
Ok
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198058566047/
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We posting shitty items on the workshop now?
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=815190227
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>>162355654
looks like a bunch of clipart stuck on a gun and what's with the white dots
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so whats so special about this
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>>162355924
something something gloves were just added, something something rare as fuck, like knife rare
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>>162354334
Man, his profile looks sick as fuck. I wish I were as nice and as blessed as he is

Oh, wait. That's me! Another Christmas miracle. God is great. All praise to him, then me
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>>162355924
CSGO is populated by children too young to have gotten into gaming when hats were big. So now it's all about gloves. Plus, you can see them in first person, can't you?
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>>162356119
rollin 4 5
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If lmaobox premium is now detected by Valve why my hack account hasn't been VAC'd? Seriusly, I have been playing with it since October and nothing has happened yet
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>>162356119
look at this 5, that i just found
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>>162356872
Post a 5, not a 2! Ugh, lets try something else
>>162356119
Now watch, and learn.
Here's the deal
This post will be number 5
Ah-ha-ha
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>>162356871
Because Valve is incompetent and the new version probably won't be detected for a while.
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>>162357041
what are you doing!
>>162356119
this is number 5
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>>162356119
oegerwutch
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>>162357545
its shit
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>>162357753
It's a 5.
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>>162357545
its funny
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>>162357824
but its shit and im not gonna use it
keep rolling

>>162357851
retard
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>>162357870
You're a faggot then
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>tfw most of the people playing TF2 were born after Shrek came out

>>162357870
>not honoring the roll
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>>162357870
Russians strikes again
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>>162357952
youre a dumb memer
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>>162350027
>>162350242
this was a year and 3/4ths ago
i can assure you my scout doesn't look like this anymore
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@162357870
faggot
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If you didn't want something shit, you should've made your own spray instead of asking here for one.
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>>162357870
reminder to report cancerous 'roll' posts unless they deliver
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>>162357545
original roll caller here. Im gonna use it
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>That one spy who disguises as a friendly heavy
>That one spy who doesn't realize I kill friendlies indiscriminantly
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>>162350242
>tfw this screenshot gave me over 300 upboats in the tf2 valve forum
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>gets called out
>i-it wasnt me!!!
wew lad
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>>162349080
very good tf2 post
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>>162358103
>Still no proof
see >>162358087
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hey /tf2g/ how do i do coloured decals? I wanna do a decal roll
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>>162358462
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=634169255
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Plox answer this >>162356871
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>>162359159
no
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>>162358103
Here it is, had to wait a few minutes to post :^(
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Fuck all you rollcancer fags. Wasting 30 posts each time some piece of shit posts one
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6 ɴᴀmes mʏ epJc
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>>162359735
killer swag boy
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>>162359735
epjc
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>>162359735
i love that little pootis
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>>162359791
>>162359792
>>162359828
RepoRted
eɴjoʏ ʏouR ʙᴀɴs RoMMғᴀGs
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http://tf2r.com/kbkgwel.html

>>162359735
kurt cobain's last pepic
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>>162359389
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>>162358532
alright thanks

>filename
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>>162360267
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>entire team is mexican trash
>enemy team has a hacker with 2 pocket medics
>guy is literally direct hitting people as soon as they come into sight
>porque los soldier hackes
>soldier no hackes
>soldier has 8 times the point of anyone on his team
[incoherent babbling]
for fuck sake valve you did good on this for like 2 weeks
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>>162360267
:^I
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>>162360267
mHos,eRoғzsdɴғdc
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>>162360668
winner nigger
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>>162360906
MJɴk doesɴt woRk
RepoRted
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>>162361005
Works on my machine.
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>>162361005
have you tried not being a dumpass
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>>162361053
>>162361087
Jm just tRoMMJɴG ʏouJm Jɴ tHeRe ᴀMReᴀdʏ ʏou ғuckJɴG JJots
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>when half lel starts shitposting
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You haven't gotten tired of your epic snowflake font yet?
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>>162360906
I honestly can not be bothered
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>>162361243
missing out on free shit cause youre dumb, anon?
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>>162360906
>lol, solve my puzzle
"No"
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>>162361243
>Not just copy-pasting the important bit and typing out the rest
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>>162361234
ʏou cᴀteGoRJcᴀMMʏ wouMdɴt sᴀʏ tHJs to mʏ ғᴀce
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>>162361365
I would but even the important part is wrong and I can't be bothered to work out what hes done to it
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>>162361454
>Being retarded
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>>162360668
Well done
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>>162361518
>implying that inconveniencing everyone just because of some nonsense fear that people you don't like will join your raffle isn't retarded to start with
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>>162361454
Holy shit ur really this dumb
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>>162361702
it just gets posted in the sekret irc circlejerk so that they can laugh at people who don't get it
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>IRC
>Secret
???
It's in the OP, dude.
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>he doesn't know
wew lad
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>GoJɴG to ɴeo JRc
Hᴀ Hᴀ Hᴀ Hᴀ Hᴀ Hᴀ
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>>162361937
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>>162360573
Sometimes i wish i could ask valve to give me sysadmin priviledges, so i could ban every hacker i see the instant he becomes obvious
But sadly it's not possible
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post and r8 eachother's medical men
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page 9 bump
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>>162356076

It's not "all about gloves," it's all about cosmetics. And like misc. items in TF2, gloves are a misc. in CS:GO.
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>tfw too skilled to play scout
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what up LOSER
wanna hear about how my epic 6s team had a blast destroying some fools today?
nevermind, do you still trade? i would be pretty sad if after years of playing this game all i learnt was the value of some silly hats and how to scam pre-teens online
anyway, gotta merc now , cya later kiddo !
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>>162360573
you can't aim-hack as soldier you literal retard
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>>162366019
i want to be dominated and degraded by someone like you but unironically
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>>162366157
>what is peojectile aimbot
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>>162366157
you can if you use a shotgun
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>>162366275
projectile aimbot is unbelievably awful. even the best one doesn't work if you airstrafe
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>>162356871

Because VAC bans come in waves so wait till the next wave before you consider yourself safe.
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>>162366463
>implying mexican trash knows how to air strafe
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>>162358030

how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

13 and one quarter?
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>>162366157
lol
https://youtu.be/xPtY52Ohr_E
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>>162368282
>27+
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>>162368364
That'd probably be Ryuke. Unless there's another /tf2g/ old enough to be a grandpa.
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>aimbot joins small sever
>proceeds to shit talk and talk about this getting youtube views
>says he also puts virus links into the info section for the 9 year olds who watch the videos
>uses bot to change the vote kick to his favor
>proceeds to smg people across the map until an eventual kick


I just want to be pissed off about being alone or being killed by random crits and not being killed by hackers in a game that I've sunk too much time into.
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i never know my grandpa
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>>162368104
you're literally autistic.
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>>162368585
you haven't sunk very much time into this game if you choose to play on servers with random crits
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i got my dream hat tf2g
:)
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>>162370660
its shit
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>>162370660
its shit
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>>162370660
its shit
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>>162369158
ikr
https://youtu.be/Kv1limRjmH8
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>>162370660
it's shit
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>>162370660
It's shit but what's up with that name?
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>>162370660
DIE IN HELL YOU CUNT
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>>162370660
its cute
but parka is shit
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>>162370660
all me btw
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>>162370660
The only good unusual effect with that is swarmed flies and everyone knows it your hat is shit
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>>162370992
>>162368104
https://youtu.be/mozIx2v4s7s
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@162370660
its shit
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᠎>᠎>᠎162370660
its shit
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>>162374728
omg how do u do that are u a hacker woe haha
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<<162374546
<<162374728
lol you loser can't even reply right
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wow wtf?????
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its shit
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>>162370660
Someone offered me that hat for one of my things way back in the day. Extreme underpay, so I said "Fuck off with that trash. It's shit"
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The one time V*va was right
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>>162376685
I'm always right, though
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it would be hilarious if people took you seriously
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aaaand its gone
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So what's your dream unusual /tf2g/?
Mine is a green energy le party phantom
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>>162377590
i just want any of the decent liquidator's lid unusuals. none of them really fit with my sniper's theme of sunglasses and moustaches stacking so any one that looks decent works for me. they're all really damn expensive though.
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>leave thread by the hopes that i can get some good discussion going later
>play a few games, then back
>entire thread is shitting itself over objector rolls
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>>162377590
disco beat down engi hat
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>>162377590
Scorching flames banana hat
>>162377906
hi welcome to /tf2g/ the general that is dead and was dead and will stay dead until the game is dead
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I just got done playing portal for the first time ever.
it was fun.
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Post favorite tf2bers

Constructive and worthwhile content-
unkl dan
Shitposts-
Funke
gi99le
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>>162378571
>funke
>peterscraps
>ster
>jermba
>soundsmith
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>>162378571
>>162378816
fuck off punchy
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>>162377590
Sunbeams Brown Bomber with a no equip region

>>162378571
Blaris
BasedViva
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>>162378571
Uncle Dane the Engi main
Peterscraps
Red Robot
Arrayseven
and a toss up between Krunchynaut and Funke
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krunchynaut is my tf2gfu
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t. mad he'll never be successful and recognized like most good tf2 youtubers
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>>162378571
dane the engi dude and krunchynaut
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>>162378571
Punchy/Funke because he hates vipes.
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>>162378816
>ster
I have something to tell you...
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>>162378571
the only tf2 related youtube videos i watch are fragvideos
>https://www.youtube.com/user/DanishActionHero
>https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMrEngy
>https://www.youtube.com/user/MrPgm7
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEHj-9MhvaTPcmqWRgcmpA
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>>162380384
i bet you tryhard in pubs
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>>162377590
Neutron Star War Pig
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>>162380595
i do is that bad
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>>162377590
stormy storm wet works
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>>162378571
They're all terrible honestly. I only like maybe 2 videos per tf2tuber. The rest of their videos are shit. Only enjoyed sketchek and most of tagg's earlier videos. Plus a few frag videos from literally whos like grape and moo.
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>>162381307
>sketchek
i miss him
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>>162377590
Morning glory stainless pot.
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post most recent logs
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>>162380595
i bet you think having the basic ability to aim and pressing more keys than w and therefore being miles better than you makes me a tryhard thinking that playing the game to win and therefore as intended is a worse way to play it then ebin friendlying and muh trickstabs only to make yourself feel better about being dogshit at a nine year old casual cartoon shooting fashion simulator that you only play because you werent even man enough to steal you mums credit card to buy call of duty last month
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Why do people complain about players tryharding/ playing the objective?
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>>162382918
holy heck dude calm down i dont even play tf2 lmao
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>>162383368
stay btfo fernando.gonzales.2001
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>>162383263
Because either they literally don't know about the existence of non-valve servers or because they have an irrational fear of losing.
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>>162383263
Mad because bad.
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>>162382918
>>162383263
>>162386365
>tfw playing ctf
>we have three spies
>none of them would sap the fucking sentries at the other team's base since they were too focused on MUH EPIK TRICKSTABZ XD
>tell them that they're fucking stupid and that i'll have to go spy to carry their asses
>get kicked for hurting their feelings while i actually contributed something to my fucking useless team that was losing with literally zero captures
I hate these braindead cunts.
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>>162386918
you shouldnt be rude to literal 10 year olds
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>air_burster_explode1.wav
>air_burster_explode2.wav
>air_burster_explode3.wav
>air_burster_shoot.wav
>air_burster_shoot_crit.wav
What do they mean by this?
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>>162387607
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=763154259&searchtext=
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>>162388801
fuckineg sweet
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>>162378571
after breakfast is okay
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>>162388801
>Launch the sticky with the underbarrel launcher and hit it with the Rifle mid air for massive damage!
>Giving demo a hitscan weapon

ummmmmmmmmmmm
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>aimbot dh solly with kritz pocket
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>>162386918
>taking ctf seriously in the current year for some reason
>get angry at people for playing the game how they want
>they kick you for being a raging faggot

I don't see an issue
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>>162389886
>aimbot sniper with pocket medics
yes, multiple
>>
>Aimbotting widowmaker on the other team
>Consistently wreck his shit with the DH
>Somewhere along the way, acquire a vaccinator medic
>He talks shit the entire game
>Ignore him
>He rageswitches to heavy
>Gets his own vaccinator medic
>Brags about aimbotting as heavy on fucking 2fort
I don't understand people.
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>>162389487
Maybe they should give the hitscan rifle shot abysmal damage so it can only be used to detonate the sticky?
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>>162393312
But that wouldn't give a reason to use it over the default sticky or the Quickie.
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>>162393823
Bonus damage or explosion radius? The gun already has higher skill floor because you actually required to aim for your sticky instead of blind detonating, so a bit of bonus would be good.
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>>162393823
>hit it with the Rifle mid air for massive damage!

did you not read
the concept is that instead of detonating stickes immediately, you need to hit it with a weak hitscan to detonate it, making it pretty fucking hard and maybe rewarding if they buff the damage

of course, if theyre going to include something like this in the first place
>>
ded
>>
>matching unusual effect pocket combo
>pony avatars
>multiple dominations
Why is this allowed
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>>162391842
let me make an analogy out of this
>using machetes to cut through thick vegetation in the current year for some reason
>getting angry at people for shoving the handle in their asses
>they kick you for being angry at them using your machete to anally masturbate

I don't see an issue
>>
>>162397189
>he'd get angry at people for pleasuring their butts instead of helping them out
is this really how tryhards think? wew
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>>162397189
that is one horrible tf2g-tier analogy
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>>162397189
>>162397791
more like
ANALogy
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>>162397791
sounds like you're only saying that because you don't want to admit that being "friendly" in casual/competitive is fucking stupid
>>
>Bored
>Buy and install lmaobox
>Create an alt. account
>Play around 10 matches
>They all were the most boring and unrewarding matches of my entire life
>also not vac'd
Can someone remind me why people hack?
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>>162398452
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>>162399128
because they are epic trole 2017 xd
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>>162399128
some people dont have the option of top fragging without lmaobox
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>>162386918
>playing casual tf2 in 2016
>people not playing the objective

more news at 11
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This engie is comfy. Give me more comfy loadouts. 2
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
i think this is kinda comfy
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>>162401294
rerolll
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>>162401294
rerollll
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Are we any better than r/tf2 ?
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>>162401176
yessir
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>>162401594
Us? Yes.
You? No.
How you dare to compare that circle jerk hell with tf2g
>>
>>162401294
>>162401592
yaaay
draw me draw ne
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>>162401779
>How you dare to compare that circle jerk hell with tf2g
did you seriously just write that sentence and posted it
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>>162401592
you're a cunt, you know that, right?
>>
>>162401924
Are you fucking blind?
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>>162402154
no but i need glasses and i never use them
why
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>>162402260
Tf2g is one of the only generals I know of that CONSTANTLY has a trash thread up for shitposting/gay furry posting.
>>
>>162402584
exactly
we're the worst circlejerk
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>>162401309
Didn't I already do this one?
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>>162402843
was that you
if so woops
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Will they ever finish the training mode?
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>>162402913
Yeah, this one.
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>>162402975
they havent even finished matchmaking
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>>162403062
yeah woops
>>
>>162402975
never
there is so much left to do
>class basics (scout is close ranged and cant against sentries, etc)
>map basics (standing on the control point captures it, payload can move backwards, forward spawns, etc)
>movement basics (jumping, rocketjumping, airstrafing, etc)

im wondering how things are even working at valve headquarters
if they have interns, why wont they at least take someone in who is passionate about the game, unlike the three other retards who have no clue what they want from the game
>>
Is there a better feeling than killing a fleeing scout as demoknight?
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>>162403527
headshotting a scout running directly towards you as sniper
>>
>>162403527
Blowing up the scout that tried to kill your medic
>>
>>162403527
hitting two direct pipes on a scout that's jumping around you like a mexican jumping bean
>>
>>162403527
headshoting an invisible spy with the huntsman after you missed the original target
>>
>>162403527
predicting where an invisible spy is based on where he cloaked and headshotting him with your sniper rifle
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
>>162404841
Wait, darn. Wrong loadout
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>>162401176
>>
>>162405164
>>162405046
>>162404841
>>162404749
see
>>162401592
>>
>>162405164
Cute
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>>162401176
I think this one looks pretty comfy
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>>162405227
Your reroll didn't reply to the original post + he'd already drawn that one, so fuck off.

>>162405236
thx
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>>162405227
I'm going by not having seen a 2 in the replies
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>>162401176
we ultra comfy now
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
thank you based drawfriend
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>>162401176
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>>162405325
he hasnt drawn mine
and neither did >>162230706 quote the original post so dont make up rules
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>>162401176
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>>162405676
Not making up rules, you're being autistic about no one seeing your 2 because people tend to check the original roll post for the replies.
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>>162406049
>guy didnt quote post
>got his pic drawn
>i didnt quote post
>that makes me autistic
whatever you say lad
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>>162401176
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>>162406778
Hmmm
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>>162406868
>Implying there's a such thing as a unique sniper loadout
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>>162407728
what
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>loadout.tf has a giant 'support my patreon' banner on it now
>>
>>162408102
allow me to introduce whatsnext.loadout.tf
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>>162408219
hat list isn't updated constantly on that version and still has the space for the banner to be potentially there
good thing it could be element blocked fairly easily
>>
>>162401176
:3
>>
>>162408532
>shit hat
>pony server
>meme os
drink bleach
>>
Am i the only soldier in the world who cannot use the gardener at all?
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>>162409556
i can kind of use it but never consistently and certainly not after getting this new mouse
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>>162405325
>>162405448
Yeah, so I guess therefore it doesn't count
I mean, I didn't get this by rerolling, right?
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>>162409556
Melee hitreg in this game is so fucking retarded I never bothered to learn.
>>
>>162410504
this
i can only ever market garden if it's a fucking bhop server
clearly valve doesn't have a CLUE how frustrating it is to sound like you hit someone but they actually hit you instead
>>
>>162411331
iirc melee hitbox is actually one giant rectangular box around the character model that is tied to the map, making it inconsistent as fuck
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Is it wrong if I don't play this game any more, but keep coming back because I care about the general itself?
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>>162412117
Yes
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>>162412117
Let it die.
>>
>>162412117
I come here for the girls (male)
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>>162412117
Same
>>
>>162413197
those have left too
>>
hey /tf2g/ i have a fashion question for you

what other cosmetics should I pair with a prussian pickelhaube?
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>>162413363
shit
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>>162413398
A trash can.
>>
dotsys still here tho
>>
where
>>
under my desk
>>
here
*points at butt*
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>>162401176
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>>162401176
Danke.
Jesus christ that collar clipping. I am so sorry.
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>>162373798
No one told that it's will work exactly the same on real players. But with direct hit it's work fine.
>>
only 90s kids will remember this
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What do you guys think of my loadout?
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>>162421551
>>
What's the point of Competitive?
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>>162423243
to trick you into thinking that tf2 isnt dead
>>
>>162423243
E-Peen.
>>
>>162423243
playing competitive matches in the videogame
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>>162421551
generic
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>>162378571
Uncle Dane, Mr.Paladin, Rydercycle, Red Robot, ThatGuyTagg, sketchek

>>162392873
You didn't kritz him with DH? Shame.

>>162388801
Sounds like Loose Cannon and we have Quickie already. I'd rather have this sort of thing at Sniper

>>162412117
It's not wrong

>>162411630
Rectangular hitbox is for projectiles I believe. That's why Huntsman have a huge headshot rate for arrows in the back. Melee hits are most likely hitscan with really short snapping range.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGcNzFd3as

>>162409556
Pull abit downwards, you are falling remember?

>>162403527
Killing a revolver spamming Spy as a Sniper.
Remember to crouch momentarily and sidejumps. If you are dead that means you didn't use your rifle enough or you let him hug you and backpedal'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5Fg5d_uBU

>>162402975
Nope. Training supposed to give you simple basics. Training area won't hold your hand and show you expert tactics.

>>162386918
>casual
>playing objective
What for? I bet you were playing 2fort.
>>
xd look at me im gonna reply to many post!!!!!
>>
haha im gonna verbalize someones actions in an attempt to mock them :p lol!
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Is anyone here gay?
>>
ecks dee exclamation point 5 fives
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>>162423938
_______________xd
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>>162423243
to have fun after becoming decent at a game
>>
page9? Why?
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>>162427532
it's 12 am west coast and 3 am east coast. people have church or work in the morning.
>>
dead
>>
just like my soul
*cuts wrists*
>>
how can we be alive if tf2 isnt alive
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wtb good freakin pyro update
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s> my virginity 5 keys pure or overpay in items send me a trade offer
>>
so what you want valve to do for smissmas tf2g
>>
>>162429381
fix the bestest game
>>
>>162429381
pull the plug
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>>162429381
A repeat of last year.
Some cosmetics, some maps, some weapons.
I really hope that this year of nothing has been a build up for next year being amazing or at least as good as 2013 was, but I doubt it will happen.
I hope they at least do something special for its 10th birthday unlike when they forgot to activate birthday mode.
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>>162429381
anything but cosmetics
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>>162429479
>mfw valve kills tf2 on its 10th birthday
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>>162429381
Pyro Update. Also a fucking refined sink, maybe a second Bread Box?
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So, Anons.
I plan to take the plunge, and bulk buy the keys to trade for 27 cosmetics and 26 paints, as well as a full set of strange weapons and the C.A.P.P.E.R

This will cost me at least 63 Crate Keys, rounded down to about $155 USD in Mann. Co Store purchases.

should i do it
>>
>>162378571
KilledByReplaysPurple
ster_
Moose Elk
>>
>>162431313
>26 paints
Generally a waste of money.
>27 cosmetics
Whatever, that's like 2 keys.
>full set of stranges
You're a moron.
>C.A.P.P.E.R.
Double Moron.

You can save yourself a lot of money by not buying the stranges and the capper, they don't do anything for you that a subscription to Hustler won't.
>>
>>162431717
>Not having glorious ~expensive weapons~
Wow, I didn't know you were a faggot AND a miser.
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>>162432039
>Shit Unusuals
>Shit Unusual Gun Skin
>Shit Rename

Trash heavy.
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>>162432039
Did they fuck with unusuals lately?
I feel like the effects aren't setting in the right place on people heads any more.
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>>162432129
Dbd luchador is good unusual 2bh
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>>162432187
False.
It doesn't have Starstorm Slumber on it.
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>>162432487
Why is should have one of the worst unusual effects on it?
>>
PSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLwHisz8TU
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>>162431438
who.ru
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>>162431814
New money likes to flaunt it. Goochie-goochie-goo.
>>
>>162433394
Lazypurple
STAR_
Muselk
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>>162434146
Unless you were asking about the Namefag and not what the joke names were, then I don't know who the hell they are either.
>>
>>162433545
Nigga are you comparing that guy with the right idea to an infant
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p38bM9O0wwg

is this the greatest frag video EVER MADE?
>>
>>162434249
Buying one of each strange is the right idea to you?
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Post hats that are a victim of time
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>>162434901
If anyone remembers when this hat came out, they'll know
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>>162434901
I felt so bad for this thing that I actually started wearing it myself.
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>>162434901
>>
>>162435229
>>162435340
>hats
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>>162435476
"Hats" is a generic term for cosmetics
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>>162435476
i don't give a shit
the fast learner deserves it's love back
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>>162434901
>>
>>162434901
Remember when these were THE engie miscs?
Now its either one or both of the Dane combo
>>
>>162435746
Left 4 dead in and of itself is a huge victim of time.
And I still haven't gotten around to playing through it all yet.
>>
>>162435851
>not using the clearly superior dogfighter/brown bomber combo
>>
>>162434356
You DON'T want each of your weapons in your loadout to be strange? They werent saying buying EVERY WEAPON IN THE GAME strange.
>>
>>162431717
>>162431814
>>162433545
>>162434249
>>162434356
>>162436425
https://youtu.be/TwaPJar6zck please skip to 3:05
>>
>>162436347
I've never much liked the dogfighter.
I just rather dislike some decisions one of the creators has made in regard to the workshop.
The whole thing with dedicating the dogfighter to his dead grandpa irked me. I doubt he was thinking of his grandfather when it was being made, and I doubt his grandfather that served in WWII played tf2. And even if he was thinking of his grandfather what kind of tribute is making a jacket in a video game he probably never played.
And his recent trend of using the workshop as a platform to shill his shitty ass youtube channel is just retarded.
Its literally the first thing linked to in his item descriptions on the workshop for the last like 4 items.
>>
Which MvM tours are profitable?
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>>162436501
I just walked in on this, and I'm just gonna say that Stranges are a status symbol because they're more valuable then uniques.
>>
>>162437295
Doesn't really matter much any more.
Diamond botkillers are the most valuable i think, and you only really profit if you get an aussie weapon or a good pro ks.
And even then the pro ks is going to be a hard sell.
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>year of our lord 2016
>still participating in Valve's ingame economies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLwHisz8TU
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>>162438485
>[current year]
>not letting yourself to go full autismo
s m h
>>
>>162438485
>>162432807
Please stop.
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>>162401592
>>162401294
Here we go, let's have a 5.
>>
christmas update next week hype
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>>162441642
>>
>>162442393
>christmas update
you mean the pyro update?
>>
>>162442393
get ready to be disappointed senpai
>>
>>162442520
I doubt it will be out so early, most likely next summer update. Though I am sure this update will have lots of rebalances from the data Valve gained from Casual matches.
>>
>>162442603
>I am sure this update will have lots of rebalances from the data Valve gained from Casual matches.

We are talking about valve and tf2. Is a miracle if we don't get another EOTL
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>>162441642
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>>162441642
I don't have any good loadouts anymore so draw my gta char instead.
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>>162443918
And i guess if no one actually trying to roll something, i might do it alone. Roll
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>>162443918
roll
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>>162441642
>>
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>>162441642
artstyle
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>>162443918
rolll
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>>162443918
rol
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>>162441642
Eh
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>>162441642
draw a pyro sucking a cock
a cute, male pyro
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>>162441642
>>162443918
roll
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>>162441642
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>>162441642
dont draw anything
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>>162443918
>>162441642
roll
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>>162441642
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>>162441642
roll
>>162443918
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>>162443918
roll
>>162441642
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>>162441642
draw a pyro with a pink party hat
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>>162441642
potis
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roll
>>162441642
>>162443918
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>>162441642
draw a scout doing that meme dubs guy checking pose because someone's gotta check this 5
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>>162441642
>>162444621
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roll
>>162443918
>>162441642
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>>162444995
>>162444996
>10:31:50
Damn son, your boyfriend not even browsing this thread
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>Russian is upset he didn't get the roll, so he calls Viva a homo again

Lmao
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>calls Viva a homo
It's like calling skies blue or earth circle.
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>>162442482
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>join 24/7 skial 2fort to test out some engineer binds I set up for rocket hauling
>decided to do the thing where you sentry jump from the battlements and set up the level 3 on top of the bridge
>get about 4 kills
>admin slays both me and my sentry
>tells me if I don't switch off engineer then he will permanently ban me
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>>162445804
>skial
Found your problem.
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>>162445804
>joining a skial server
It's all your fault
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>>162445804
you didn't switch off engineer right
please tell me you did again and got banned
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>tfw you will always be a bad fragger no matter how much practice you do

should i just end it all now?
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>>162446416
Frag off more than you can chew.
Then chew it
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>>162446416
I bet you don't even have 2k hours in the game.
You are giving up too soon if so.
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Except the Sky is grey at the moment and the Earth is an Orb

So yeah, calling Viva homo is like those things you said because they're not true. Viva is a heterosexual confirmed

>>162445638
Thank you, Ryuke
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>>162446519
so are you saying i should try playing against people who are above my skill ceiling?

>>162446778
>pic related
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>>162447004
Think about your movement, think about your teammates, think about your opponents likely actions. Record videos of you getting your ass kicked and study them later. Think about your opponents decision making when studying, ask yourself how they outplayed you.

I don't know what class you like to play, so I can't give more specific advice but if you want to get better you have to practice.
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>you get bodyshoted by the sniper with the untradeable machina
>>
https://scrap.tf/raffles/TG515H
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>>162446416
Which class?
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>>162447765
>you get headshotted by the gibusvision sniper with machina
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>>162448009
Soldier and Medic. My tracking is awful so i cant play sniper or scout very well.
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>>162447865
>if you do win you owe Her3sn0w some cuddles and a kissu~! Enjoy~

good thing i never win raffles
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>>162448175
Soldier is the easiest class to frag as, though. Especially in pubs when retards group together and your splash is ridiculously effective.
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>>162361337
a holiday popularizing the consumption of chocolate?
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>>162388801
so a cooler shock rifle fuck yeah
now give pyro an airblast focused 'flame thrower', heavy a super shotgun, sniper a boomerang that can pick up ammo and health, and medic an ammo support primary replacement
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>>162447865
https://scrap.tf/raffles/TP8A60
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>>162423243
in my experience it is more fun than casual because i find 6s (because more manageable) king of the hill very enjoyable, as well as the lack of random crits. it feels less luck based and therefore more enjoyable but i still play casual occasionally
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>>162409153
>meme os
Not him, I will defend Linux, you faggot. I use Linux Mint XFCE edition and while not perfect has managed to replace Windows entirely for me. I think it is worth giving a shot
>>
Tf2 competitive matchmaking is only capture point 6v6? Highlander is much better...
>>
hjstorjcammy
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>>162452279
hjstorjcunny
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>>162451150
no, it also has payload but i dislike that in 6s
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half left is the only thing this general has
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>>162452968
In terms of maximum autism and the exemplary NEET for degenerates who hate life?

Absolutely
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>>162453327
i didnt mean it that way silly
his shitposts are nice
>>
HeHe pootJs
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>>162451150
>highlander is much better
not really
besides getting 18 people together in a server to play is a pain in the ass for mixes and scrims.
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>>162453774
1 class for each person > m-muh 2 sollys 2 scoots meta
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>start playing heavy
>actually enjoy it
This is odd. As long as you're smart and use cover you can put out a lot of damage. Though still need to learn to pay attention for spies.
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>>162454149
i dont like being forced to play the same class for the whole match
besides pushing against a 9 player team means that even if you get 2 frags it doesnt make a big difference
in 6v6 if you get 2 frags you just set a huge player advantage for your team
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>>162378571
IcyToonie

;-;
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>>162454149
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>>162454240
heavy is a very good class that people dont give enough credit. even in competitive you can do very well. for example, if you can aim, scouts aren't as big a threat, and with a medic, you can tear entire teams apart (though this relies on a lack of teamwork). a great heavy with a medic running quickfix or vaccinator is a nightmare combination
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>>162456683
im pretty sure the developer commentary explains how they designed heavy specifically for new players
its not very fun to play against and i dont think its very fun to play as either
in TF1 had 250 HP, dont know why TF2 doesnt
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>>162454149
do they really use 1 person per class? why wouldn't they too double down on for example demoman? class restriction?
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>>162457183
the only class i cannot find fun is engineer, if im not bored out of my mind i am being railroaded and cant setup. even with gunslinger i would rather use something else. i find heavy to be a more fun version of the engineer which is how i use him
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>dota gets an update
>website goes down for 1 hour
>then website is in chinese

so its not just tf team with incompetence
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videogames suck
everything sucks
life sucks
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>>162456683
I just don't play it much because I play pubs alone so I never have a medic or backup. So I usually just play soldier with the conch to keep me alive and win the objective.
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>>162457649
Engineer is fun. Maybe you aren't playing him right. I can't stand being tied to the nest, though, so I'm always trying to move my shit up or using gunslinger. I hardly ever have fun playing heavy, though playing it on KOTH with a competent medic should be illegal, it's so easy.
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>>162457706
I'm too scared of letting my team down to play dota. What's wrong with me?
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>>162457832
music doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QHpUVjuK4
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>>162458029
the music you like does
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>>162457972
heavy playstyle is very similar to engineer who is always moving. only difference is he doesn't have to rely on teammates as much to protect his turret
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>>162458243
Heavy is useless without a medic.
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>>162458437
meatshot ;_;
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>>162458437
videogames are a waste of time
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>>162457649
Every class has it's ups and downs
Scout - Easy to play, once you're good your a total dick with meatshots
Soldier - Easy to play, once you're good, direct hit scouts and pockets
Pyro - Stupid easy to play, just takes awhile to use all of him effectively
Heavy - No idea, still learning
Engi - Turtle is bad, offensive is good, move the gun around once it gets a few kills to keep them on their toes
Demo - So much fun once you learn to use pipes and stickies together
Spy - Fuck that, I can't do it well
Medic - Protect me you twat I'm almost charg- and I'm dead
Sniper - Can you aim and click? Because I cannot, I get lucky and can nap a few headshots in a row or miss the entire round.
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>>162458437
cockmongler
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>>162458437
I love you dad
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>>162458437
Every class has it's ups and downs
Scout - Easy to play, once you're good your a total dick with meatshots
Soldier - Easy to play, once you're good, direct hit scouts and pockets
Pyro - Stupid easy to play, just takes awhile to use all of him effectively
Heavy - No idea, still learning
Engi - Turtle is bad, offensive is good, move the gun around once it gets a few kills to keep them on their toes
Demo - So much fun once you learn to use pipes and stickies together
Spy - Fuck that, I can't do it well
Medic - Protect me you twat I'm almost charg- and I'm dead
Sniper - Can you aim and click? Because I cannot, I get lucky and can nap a few headshots in a row or miss the entire round.
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>>162458698
that wouldnt fit in the name description silly
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>>162458437
Where do the shots come from?
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>>162458791
oh im gonna make it fit
the easy or the hard way
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>>162458437
faggot launcher
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>>162458893
lewd ;_;
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>>162458437
i love brains
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>>162458437
#NO POPO
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>>162459358
all i need is a bag of severed heads and my nuclear throne
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>>162459358
videogames are a waste of time
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>>162459358
do you leik....... my cahr?
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>>162459358
like fox news, i wanna get raped
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>>162459358
p-please don't impregnate me~
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>>162459358
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>162459358
i unironically want to die!
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>>162458304
>vat is sanvich
stupid. you are stupid.
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>>162459358
falcon punch the pregnant woman
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>>162459358
this is going in my frag video :)
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>>162459780
Sandvich is for saving your medic's ass, you dork.
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>>162459358
yyyuuuuuuummmmmmmmmyyyy tasty tendre thanks colnel sandler
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>>162459358
tf2 is dead
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>>162459358
you cant cum until i get my tendies
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>>162459358
alores hastings piness THE END
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>>162459358
orgasm denial is the ultimate sin
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>>162459358
if she cant talk she cant say no
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>>162459358
i-ill do ANYTHING, officer...
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>>162459358
hot d-damn your good >///<
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>>162459358
df;sg
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>>162459358
I CUM SLAMMED YA MUM!!!!!
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>>162459358
strange golden scatergun
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>>162459358
my dog fucked my cat, should i be worried?
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>>162459358
Truthposting
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>>162459358
i main owervaftch :DD
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>>162459358
epic wepon of death
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>>162459358
fuq da police!!!!!!!1
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>>162459358
add me for gay erp id/basedviva
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>>162459358
poww!
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>>162459358
fuck off with your stupid roll
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>>162459358
im run cirlce aroond yo
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>>162460449
jej
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>>162460449
ayy winrar
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at least viva didnt get it
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>>162460638
your hat is trash and so is your scattergun
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>>162461019
++++
>no killstreak
lmao
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>>162461019
its fine

>>162462021
soon
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>in a game
>get crit'd
>respawn
>get crit'd
>decide to go spy
>get crit'd because there was a teammate behind me
Why is this allowed?
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>>162464360
because youre a fucking retard who doesnt play on servers with no random crits
you are allowing this for yourself
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>>162464592
>go on community servers
>only populated ones are 24 hour trade/idle and 24/7 2fort/turbine
>all with random crits anyways
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>>162464360
>dodge crit rocket
>soldier gets another one anyway or gets kritz popped on him
>I get a crit rocket
>fatass heavy blocks it
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i miss muslek
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>>162465286
>Check to see if he's done anything new
>Youtube's new layout stabs me in the eye
Why can't they settle on something instead of constant change
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>>162465571
they want to pretend they care
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>>162465832
i wish valve would too
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>>162346930
overwatch ftw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI
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>>162378571
our low menanin nikka zenomite
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>>162448175
Soldier: ADAD behind wall. Shoot rocket, hide, repeat. Prefire extensively. Your rockets come from where the rocket launcher is, so you can shoot without exposing yourself too much.

Medic: Autoheal script, find heavy/demo/soldier, stay in cover

Aim can be improved. If you have fucked up dexterity like I do, you can use an insanely low sens. I use 50 cm/360 ('sensitivity 0.5' at 1800 DPI), but you could probably go down to 200 or less if it's that bad. Buy a large mousepad is a good idea, ss qck+ or some Chinese one for $5.
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>>162468520
>Needing scripts to play medic
>Being bad at shooting feet
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>>162468520
you can actually hide completely behind a wall and still fire rockets
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>>162464360
play tf2center
or mixes
or faceit (lol its worse than center sometimes)
>>
How do I get good at strafe stabs?
>inb4: strafe and stab
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>>162469635
step one: strafe
step two: miss
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>team has more than 2 spies
>quit immediately

>enemy team has people stacking
>doesn't matter if they are good or bad
>quit immediately
>>
what a fucking loser
>>
u mad because I'm not feeding your shitty renamed strange huh?
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>He's so bad he can't roll stacks
>He's so bad he can't carry when half his team is dead weight
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>after all these years, shitters are still mad about random crits
lmao
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>>162469635
dont play spy
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Do you guys use the B C and D loadout slots or do just just change weapons on the A slot?
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>>162469787
This is perfect. Now I can sit on my parent's basement to create le sicc tutorials on youtube making shit tons of moni.
>>162470571
Holy fuck.
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>>162470760
I just change weapons around in the A slot most of the time. B is there for meme loadouts with associated cosmetics (like an air strike+parachute soldier with the helicopter pilot helmet), C for halloween loadouts, and D for mann vs machine loadouts
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>>162470571
then why do you own seven strange knifes huh?
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>>162470571
Is this what we're doing now?
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>>162470571
>The Big Yiff
why am i laff
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>>162470571
s-source bottom left
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>>162457183
>in TF1 had 250 HP, dont know why TF2 doesnt
A margin of doubt for random crits I think.

>>162457649
I play mainly whole defense trio classes. I say team up with others if you're uncomfortable as an Engineer that needs to rebuild or redeploy.
Depending on your sentry placement being onfoot or high ground I suggest you to team up with Pyros, Demomen, Scouts and Snipers, in reliability order.

>>162459780
Try getting flanked alone, or stand infront a team push without Medic. You can't outheal or recover damage easily unless you are ambushing people from up close around a health pack.
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>>162470571
I think i have seen this guy while i was in my scout main phase.
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>>162473003
>scout main phase

god damn

you just gave me flashbacks back to when i was a redditor, pyro, and medic main

i want to kill my past self so hard right now
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>>162473003
>>162473226
>changing your mains
>>
>Maining a class
>>
>shoot enemy scout at point blank
>-60 hp

>get shooted at mid range by enemy scout
>-60 hp

ok
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>maining one class instead of being passable at all the classes so you can be useful
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>he still isnt outstanding at every class after like 10 years
what
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>>162473639
>>162473874
>maining a class means that you are not good at the others
What?
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>>162474138
why do i still pit effort into my shitposts when i know this shithole is full of autists with virtually no reading comprehension
i said OUTSTANDING at EVERY CLASS
thats why i didnt say GOOD
O U T S T A N D I N G
thats MORE than just good
is that clear enough? do i need to write more words in caps to catch your attention?
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>>162474602
>getting that triggered to a stupid question
How's that asperger going?
>>
and at the end of the day, its still great to assert my superiority over kids who can only come up with "ur just TRIGGERED!!!"
thank you, /tf2g/
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>>162474878
Did you just seriusly write that and posted it?
Holy fuck man, I don't know how could you feel superior than anyone here (besides tripfags).
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>10% increased damage to your sentry's target

Why? It was already the most skill based weapon in the game. It was perfectly balanced. Why add such a pointless, useless stat?

I bet they are now going to use this as justification to fuck with the Widowmaker further. Just you wait until we see
>Max 40 metal gained on hit
Because somehow they think its now OP
>>
>people still get TRIGGERED over people using a feature in a CHINESE MEME SPEWING FORUM in the CURRENT YEAR
holy KEK, shaking my head to be honest F᠎A᠎M!
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all caps to be honest familiar
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>People still complain about others capping on Memetower
>>
>people still play tf2
for what purpose
>>
Because its entretaining you dip
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>>162476224
reasons unknown anon
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>>162405909
Not quite the same but I drew this for someone last year that's close to yours
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>>162441642
holy shit
this literally made me burst laughing
thanks
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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
>>
>join game with 20 seconds left
>half the team is still connecting
>the cart is being pushed by 5 heavies
>can't do anything but sit and watch

Autobalance at least let you play, casual lets you get fucked over and then spend 5 minutes looking for a new game to repeat the process.
>>
>>162480072
Why?
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>>162480072
show me where those mean cosmetics hurt you
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>>162480129
>let you play
against yourself maybe
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>>162480072
How do I turn on MORE cosmetics?
I'm talking about hats on hats on hats.
Like that old ass gamebana mod.
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>>162480239
>>162480247
>>162480495
this wtf valve, people should be forced to see my investments its not fucking fair!
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>>162480495
This one, but with even more hats.
I want armor made out of hats.
I want to be a walking fps apocalypse.
>>162480615
Go play team fortress classic if you want a no hat experience.
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>>162480719
or just continue to play team fortress 2 without hats, what kind of logic is that?
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>>162480920
Or just disable entire parts of the game because you don't enjoy it.
What kind of logic is that?
Unless your computer is utter shit there is no reason to get so ass blasted by polygons that you have to find and download a mod to play the game. If you can't play without hats you might as well just not play. Its not even a matter of opinion, but if hats bother you that much, maybe you shouldn't be playing a hat based war simulator.
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>>162480376
wew
>>
why do people always reply to the "reminder to turn off cosmetics guy"
its the same thing EVERY TIME
do you people not know the definition of insanity
>>
>>162481372
The point is to get him riled up.
Hes the retard posting in almost every thread because he can't deal with hats.
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>>162481154
>the game is based on cosmetics
>hats are fundamental to the game
maybe i just want to enjoy the game without it looking like gaia online? you think team fortress 2 always had cosmetics? it has a very good artstyle ruined, and you can say "oh they aren't all bad" and they arent. soldiers stogie for example, but most players don't go for a style, they want to pile on as much crap as valve allows them to and you cannot tell me this looks ridiculous. getting better fps is just the icing on the cake, i want people to have as good an experience as i do
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>>162481521
you could look at the archives and see i spend maybe 30 minutes a week or every other week, certainly not every thread
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>>162480615
ha wojak mem 10 bazingas to you my friend
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>>162481745
>People can only enjoy things in ways I enjoy
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy hats, they are a part of the game. If you need to disable a part of the game to enjoy said game, maybe its not the right game for you.
There are plenty of games without hats that cater to people that enjoy fps games.
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>>162481745
only the owl on his shoulder can be worn 99% of the year, it's not a fair comparison
at least post the banana hat if you're going to cherry pick correctly
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>>162481745
At least use all year round cosmetics to complain about cosmetics.
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>>162482821
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>>162483028
fuck you spooked me
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>>162468520
>50 cm/360
How in the fuck
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Why green paint has to be so expensive
;-;
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>>162483028
Thr thumbnail has a watermelon-ish look
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so christmass is canceled because of pyro update but pyro update is nowhere to be seen?
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>>162483743
Where did valve say there wasn't going to be a christmas update?
To the best of my knowledge they haven't addressed christmas one way or the other thus far.
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>>162483743
the earliest christmas updates came on the 17th, if they're bundling the two updates together like they did with mecha and tough break, that's the earliest we're bound to see it
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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>>162484054
>has a hood on but short sleeves
i hate that hat
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>>162484326
Valve should have the balls to say "we like this item you designed, and boy are we glad you made it all-class, but we're just going to include it for a few classes"
Seriously come the fuck on what is this supposed to be
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>>162484640
medic with that hat fucks me up the most
like it's not even under anything, it's clearly just a hood going into a blob on his collarbone and stopping
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>>162484789
I didn't post medic because technically, theoretically, it -could- be a hoodie under his coat. It could have been tweaked a bit around the neck area to make it work.
Spy doesn't make any sense at all, because we can see the shirt and tie way below the point where the hoodie should have ended
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>go to an unusual trade server
>75% of the players are buying quicksells with less than 20 keys
>20% are people actually playing the game (killing n shiet)
>only 5% is properly trading
Why is this allowed?
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>>162485312
it feels like trading has stopped to a crawl for a lot of stuff
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>>162483743
pyro update is the christmas update
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>>162485861
>inb4 we get hell maps instead of snowy maps for christmas
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>>162482021
>>People can only enjoy things in ways I enjoy
>implying that isn't what you are saying
im interested in options, im telling people their options, you can fight and cry but ill just come back next week and then the next
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>yfw australian pyrosmissmass gives pyro a cryogenic set of weapons to freeze people with
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>>162486190
it would just be freezer burn then
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>>162485998
I wouldnt mind a burning facility in the middle of a snowstorm map actually
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>>162486057
When did I ever say people needed hats to enjoy the game?
And you aren't telling options, you are posting "reminder to turn off cosmetics".
Which isn't just telling them that it exists, but making a demand that they also disable hats.
Which might not be what you mean, but its what you are saying.
Reword it to "reminder that you can turn off cosmetics" and I won't have a problem.
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>>162486190
mfw christmas update is ditched because valve is working on the pyro update, which is also being delayed
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>>162486456
>If you need to disable a part of the game to enjoy said game, maybe its not the right game for you
>If you can't play without hats you might as well just not play. Its not even a matter of opinion, but if hats bother you that much, maybe you shouldn't be playing a hat based war simulator.
>Go play team fortress classic if you want a no hat experience.

>When did I ever say people needed hats to enjoy the game?
you are retarded
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>>162486190
I'd like to see that.
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>>162486190
and a secondary weapon which acts like a flare gun but crits frozen people, like by shooting icicles or something

yes I played memewatch a bit much
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>>162486697
You here is being used in the literal sense. Meaning, quite literally, you in particular.
If I meant everyone needed hats to have fun it would have been "if one needs to disable hats to enjoy the game etc..".
And even then my statements never said that one needs to have hats to enjoy the game, but that you and your inability to handle hats makes this game a poor fit for you in particular.
Believe it or not, you doesn't mean everyone.
In fact, it means the exact opposite.
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>>162487125
>damage control
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geez why so much autism over a hat
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We've got nothing else to shitpost about because ded game.
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>>162487686
>dead
>~100k players/ day
Do you have brain damage?
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>>162487847
Where are you getting the 100k number from? I presume some outside source, according to valve themselves its pulling about 60k a day.
Which is no small number, especially considering that tf2 is an almost 10 year old game.
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reminder that this cucked community could defend valve after they pull the plug
we suck
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>>162488126
>1 million people playing dota
what the fuck
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>>162488126
Yeah, except when you queue up for casual, you barely get 10k other people playing. So where are the other 50k? It's hard to believe that that's entirely community servers and MvM. Competitive Matchmaking is barely 2k last I checked.

>>162488198
It's a ten year old game. We should be grateful for what little attention we do get, desu.

>>162488250
Yeah.
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>>162488250
i think there was a big update today
big like the ones we used to get

:(
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>>162488198
is cuck used for everything now
I cucked a chicken yesterday it was quite delicious
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>>162488347
Those are actually regular DOTA 2 numbers. Check it out on SteamCharts for yourself.
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>>162488305
i'm guessing the other 50k are in either community servers or in casual servers that have too low ping to register or something.
i'm not a computer magician so i don't know.
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>>162488305
>So where are the other 50k?
In regions other than the one you are in,or already in servers.
>>162488446
Yes.
Similar to bigot, Its a word that people don't understand, but they know its offensive.
So it gets used for everything.
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>>162488623
Casual shows worldwide servers, not just local ones, as well as players in-game and currently searching.
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>>162488706
then community servers
don't underestimate how many people are on trade plaza, idle maps or balloon race
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Why nobody uses the red tape recorder?
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>>162490437
I've seen plenty of spies who use it. Not really worth it unless you're spamming it on multi-engi nests or for pissing off gunslinger engis.
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>>162490437
Because its bad, takes ages to destroy anything, getting a building down a level effectively does nothing and its annoying to play against because it basically wastes the engineers time by forcing him to wrench another 200 metal into his building for no reason
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>>162490589
>Because its bad
>wastes the engineers time by forcing him to wrench another 200 metal into his building for no reason

one of those is not like the other
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>>162492906
You do realize that the only difference between a level 2 and a level 3 is 36hp and rockets, right? And thats only if you get it on there long enough to delevel the thing. Chances are if you do take a level 3 down to a level 2 then the fight will play out the exact same way as if it was a level 3 because of how easy the rockets are to dodge and the fact every engie on defense has a wrangler or a RR or both.

You would be much better just doing actual damage to it
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>>162445642
nice
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>>162493815
a. the point of rtr is to disorient the engineer who has a sentry a teleporter and a dispenser all in one spot
if he managed to take one off, youve already done more impact than just dealing damage to the buildings
b. there is plenty difference between a level 2 sentry that can be taken down in 2 rockets and a level 3 sentry that has to be taken down in 3 rockets
c. sentry rockets are not exactly easy to dodge and deal like 150 damage
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>>162377590
nebula pomade price
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>>162377590
spellbound juju
related track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL-NVZ6FQMI
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>tfw day is done
>no more mids to fight
>left cold and sad
>tf2 is dying
>cant save it
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>>162494898
why dont you write a poem about it faggot boy
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>>162495140
day is done
no more mids to fight
left cold and sad
tf2 is dying
cant save it

how did i do
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Stylosa once told me matchmaking rank doesn't matter
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>>162495223
haha what a faggot

you did great
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why am i doing this
i should keep the key and buy myself something instead
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>>162495278
zylbrad pls go
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>>162495916
I remember when I first started playing I opened one.

Pro sniper kit.
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>>162496162
I got that as well some time ago, nice and easy 10 keys
Shame about this, it's worth half a key, i think i'll just use it
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>>162496334
wait dont use it
will you exchange it for a strange killstreak scattergun with a meme name?
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>>162496506
But i already have one man, what do i need another one for?
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>>162496910
what if its extra meme-y?
i won this in a raffle dont blame
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>>162497134
Oh fuck it, anything for an anon
ID?
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>>162497276
sent ;)
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>>162497276
id/boards_of_canada
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>>162497389
Sorry for taking so long, my steam client is acting up
But how did you find me? :0
>>162497640
>Implying you're doot dootsy
is this the new id/stary
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>>162498829
its because im omniscient

you made it obvious with the screenshot in >>162496910
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>>162499015
You got lucky, that could've been any other unusual milkman
But good job nontheless, enjoy your silly killstreak thingy
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>>162499241
th-thanks
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>>162382596
http://logs.tf/1587118
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>>162382596
>>162499721
>hl
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>>162499887
thanks phone
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>>162475268
Tried that with Gunslinger? Sole reason that thing added.
You can't use a Wrangler with a lvl3 when that thing is equipped, but pretty well spawn mini-sentries more often.
>Because somehow they think its now OP
Not gonna happen bruv. It's a gimmick.

>>162483743
Hopefully at Pyro update coming this xmas around 25-27th. Don't quote on me about it, just an assumption.
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>>162500230
>Hopefully at Pyro update coming this xmas around 25-27th
i took a look at the dates of past christmas updates to give a good idea of when it'll drop
>2010, Dec. 17
>2011, Dec. 15
>2012 Dec. 20
>2013 Dec. 20
>2014 Dec. 22
>2015 Dec. 17
so sometime within the next 5-12 days depending on the date of the update which is most likely friday
i could be totally off though
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>>162501094
>friday
>thursday
>thursday
>friday
>monday
>thursday

seems to me like 2014 was an outlier

we will probably see it drop on thursday 15th or friday 16th
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wait you get a 10 minute abandon penalty for being kicked now?

how the fuck am i supposed to play mvm when the different camps of carried 100 tour mvm tryhards cant fucking make their mind up between "omg no resists" "omg he has resists" "lol he has attack speed" "omg why dont you have attack speed"

whatever good combination you pick, one of those cunts will try to kick you
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>>162502015
>still playing mvm
found your problem
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>tfw want to play mvm because i still think it's fun but poorfag and can't get tickets
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>>162502446
you dont need more than 1 ticket to play mvm

step 1: mann up
2: while in server, put your ticket up for sale in mann co store for 20 dollars
3: complete the mission
4: retrieve your ticket

you wont get any rewards but you will be able to play whichever mission you want ad infinitum
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>Steel last can be capped in less than 5 seconds if you get your whole team on it
You learn something new every day
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>>162502710
but i like getting rewards
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>>162502446
you could always get one set of tickets, and never do the final tour

you dont lose tickets for a mission already done on your current mtour
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>>162502895
its not worth it
just buy whatever you want with the tickets instead of spending them
youll get more than if you do mission instead
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i was too f*st for them ..
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>>162503020
>buy
you underestimate my poorfaggotry
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>>162503289
what the fuck
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du siehst mich nicht, ich bin durchsichtig ~.~
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jajaj si
>>
succ
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GUYS WHAT IF DUST2 WAS IN TF2???????
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>>162503289
s h o t g u n h e a v y
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>>162353116
demo spam takes skill
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>>162507282
Someone made nuke an arena map with no healthkits and I did not much care for it.
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>>162507282
HERES A THEORY ON WHATS PYROS GENDER!!!!
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>>162507282
but dustbowl already exists
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tfw not good enough to carry in mm
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>>162507282
snipers with full crit smgs only
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Hey Viva, I already draw you a loadout, let other have some fun, k? Roll for 1 this time.
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>>162509201
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>>162509201
rolel
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>>162509201
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>>162509481
>whopee and ticketboy
*yawns*
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>>162509481
man
that was fast
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:r
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need a loadout to go with this item
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:s
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>>162510130
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>>162510226
looks good
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>>162510130
I just use the helicopter backpack and the googly eyes.
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>>162509201
To be fair, someone else asked for my loadout to brawn. I don't think I rolled for that first one

Secondly, the roll I got this morning isn't even my loadout
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>>162511145
can I see it? I can't into loadouts
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>>162512387
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hovering_Hotshot
its halloween only though

considering the effect, you should probably go with some skull cosmetics like last breath or something so it would match but idk
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used like 8 sips of ppots waiting for him to leave
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>>162362729
Those cancer names. Holy shit. Either you're like 15 y/o or autistic.
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>>162513123
man what have community servers come to
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messing around with loadouts on loadout.tf, I'm one cute suit away from this one.
>inb4 mooselick het
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>>162513423
>mooselick het
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>>162513423
generic
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>>162513023
I got some halloween ones but I want them to be seen
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>>162512387
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>yfw no update this christmas
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>>162513514
It's a black mage from final fantasy, son.
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>>162513642
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>>162513982
yeah that hat looks very yellow to me
just go with an australium crone's or something
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>>162513982
>a loadout that only works on one team
>hat isnt even the correct color
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>>162514201
I hate the crones dome, looks like absolute ass.
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>>162513423
it's quite common and uninspired
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>>162515002
>>
http://tf2r.com/kho005u.html
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>>162512387
Bone dome
Fear monger painted any light color
Bonedolier
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>>162512387
i gave it a shake
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>>162382596
http://logs.tf/1586583#76561197994003100
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>>162509481
Ticket boy is fucking shit. Why do you use it if you was using big mann on campus which was totally alright?
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>you was

i thought tf2g was white
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>>162518342
>2016
>still flesh and blood
Keep practicing
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>tfw joining non-swj server
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>>162516752
>12v9

?
>>
hello?
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>>162520010
Hey
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>>162520010
delete this
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i love memes
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>playing on upward
>set up a teleporter to the front
>exit is in front of the attackers second spawn
>we cap
>5 seconds later, over voice chat
>"Wow, someone managed to build a backwards teleporter. Good fucking job."
>die
>set up a new teleporter
>20 seconds later
>"Oh wow, you fixed it. Good job."
>wait on the edge of the cliff by spawn
>he comes out, playing heavy
>rescue ranger the teleport to me
>jump off the cliff
>don't set up a tele again until next spawn
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>>162522493
should have done the tele glitch where you place it on a rock in the death zone
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>>162522493
Wow thats so cool bro! You showed him!!
>>
page 10
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>mfw not all the fempyro pictures use the rule_63 tag
I have missed so many pictures
>>
Why do ow players take the heal bitch joke so far
>>
because mercy is literally a slut that craves for dicks
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>>162529312
sounds just like viva
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>people who don't play engineer
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How do I get good with sniper
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>>162531678
Click things for 150 hours
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>a shitty spy main attempts a stair stab on me
>misses of course
>pyro with its crits on demand and the fucking unrestricted balloon mask destroys me in five milliseconds moments later
>>
http://gamebanana.com/sounds/34275

wtf is this shit
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>>162531678
Marathon every Tim Schaffer game
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>>162532590
>Obvious spy tries to stairstab me
>On my screen at all times
>Five feet away because i'm not a retard and didn't follow him
>He's not even turning around, we're looking at eachother
>Backstabbed
It's not easy to make me mad, but holy fuck
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>>162531678
track
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post clowns
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>>162533831
Sorry, i don't have a picture of you
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN?????
>>
When you make one, fucktron.
>>
im thinking of doing another objector roll in the next thread because it was fun last time
>>
i made the thread but i forgot to put "team fortress 2" in the subject
four chan says i can delete the thread
im a fuckup..
*sobs*
>>162535148
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>>162535257
congrats you fuckhead
>>
i meant i CANT delete the thread
i cant do anything properly
>>162535274
thanks
>>
WE WERE 15 POSTS EARLY
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU INPATIENT FUCKS
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>>162355802
Thats what it is. I know the guy who made it, just shitty vaporwave skins.
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>>162535718
but he said the new thread was when i made it
not in 15 posts
>>
thread meme count WHEN???
>>
Thread meme count: 13
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thanks
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>>162368104
there moving in a straight line theres barely anything to predict. He wasnt hacking I have never seen any one use projectile hacks.
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>>162446416
>>162448175
>Soldier
Video always related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWoA6B9VfQ
>Medic
Why you supposed to frag again?
Be hectic at the open, keep a low profile at ramps. Spycheck alot; control your environment (especially behind and above) when you're beneath to high balconies/platforms and taking a turn. Preferably shoot around railing-wall connections, and send an arrow to ammo pack spawns as Spy feigned death.
Get closer to your pocket and check behind when nearing corners or peak of ramps/stairs. Give a small pause when skipping by shortcuts or alternate paths.
Ask help of a sweeper class like roamer/support Soldier or Scout when healing your pocket. If no sweeper class ever helps you then combinate your melee and syringe gun to fend yourself.
A complicated attack most likely get your pocket and you overwhelmed in a blink. Don't stand infront of walls, evade splash damage. When forced to suffer just drop your pocket and run.
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>>162531678
use a reasonable sens(6-10 inches), track and flick only when you have to. take a lot of shots and think about your teammates so you can position yourself around them .
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>>162446416
play scout or soldier mge. The dm and movement will transfer to almost every thing. Seriously strafing and prediction will make so much more sense. A lot of aim in this game is moving in a way that you keep them in your corsshair. Play jump maps too.
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>>162468520
holy fuck this is awful advice do not listen. Spamming behind a wall is retarted because they can literally just move a way. The onyl way to get good at soldier is to jump a lot and have good dm especially up close. If you actually get good you can easily pop people up and airshot or just keep hitting people with directs. Also wtf is autoheal, just heal people. Use a reasonable sense so you can actually turn around
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>>162473638
you hit 3 of 6 bullets in the spread on him, he hit all 6 at mid range plus the scatters increased ramp. Some of this is rng about the spread pattern.
>>
So now I have 320 hours played and am semi-reliably top scoring in casual. It seems like community servers have a significantly higher skill level and when playing on them I'm always the one who gets stomped. Crikey.
Also I've been getting stabbed a lot ever since my ping increased from 5 to 70
>>
>join a map
>enemy team is spawn camping with crits
>6 vs 12
I love this casual mode. Makes everything feel like shit.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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