Eve's big fat ass edition.
>All-Star music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhCEfdettQ [Embed]
>Memes, contests and other good stuff:
eyosongive.us
>Patch notes:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-624-notes
>PBE changes:
surrenderat20.net/p/current-pbe-balance-changes.html
>Useful sites:
op.gg
champion.gg
lolskill.net
lolking.net
What build is now good on Viktor? Do I still rush Rylais after the nerf?
Why am I not allowed to dodge at no cost when I get matched with a Riven OTP that got autofilled to support?
vg vs vg on na when?
>>162341983
twerking is for niggers
>only plat last season
>literally lost 6 placements in a row
I'm honestly expecting like bronze 1. Got my first S of the season though, so hopefully things are looking up for a while now.
>>162342120
riven support it's like a better leona!
Please,
Can someone identify the Artist / Artwork?
>mfw shit at Jhin
How can I improve? I'm basically new to adc but I'm losing every single game, lane and farm. Last game we lost a 4 vs 5 because I was shit while their kog was machinegunning everyone.
>>162342012
nah I logged into the legacy client to check and the stuff was still there.
logging back into new client has made it all re-appear
UHHHH LOLBABSSS??????
>>162342110
no, rylais is dog dick on most mages now, its niche is properly defined again as it for people like karthus or taliyah
see >>162342140 if you already closed the tab
>>162342221
if you're bad at adc, start with someone like ashe or cait, not jhin.
jhin is a weird blend of adc/assassin, it ain't easy
>You will never transform into Lux
>Literally Bottom of the barrel.
Alright /lolg/ I've got a clean slate and I'm ready to be molded.
I've got nowhere to go but up.
First to roll 5 decides what toplane champ I main to get to silver.
>>162342268
>no more 40% slow Qs
this is gay
once this memeloving circlejerk known as all-stars is over, a real tournament is being played next week for the first relevant tournament on the new season.
Group A
>Samsung Galaxy (World's Runnerup, roster unchanged)
>Vega Squadron (Wildcard from CIS, has Edward)
>J Team (Taipei Assassins renamed)
>Immortals (now with Flame/Dardoch/Cody Sun/Kasing (or Piccaboo)
Group B
>Kongdoo Monster (roster unchanged since promotion from Korean Challenger, new coach oGsMC from Starcraft 2)
>Dark Passage (Wildcard from Turkey, literally whos)
>Team Liquid (Reignover and Goldenwho as new players, Piglet back as a starter)
>Giants (who cares EU lul, nobody even knows what their final roster is)
despite the obvious fact that Samsung is going to go undefeated and absolutely destroy the tournament, it should be relatively interesting to see some of the new rosters/new meta stuff.
>>162342295
Teemo
>>162342268
>ashe or cait
Those are boring though.
>>162342290
ga-ga-galactic power! transform!
>>162342295
singed
Newish player and did my first placements and got placed in s4, happy about it. Now how do I avoid getting cucked all the way into Bronze?
>>162342353
Boring, but easiest to learn and the best for learning adc in general. If you want someone """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""exciting""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" or """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""BIG PLAYS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" then go twitch vayne jinx or whatever
>>162342268
Oh thanks, good thing you linked your reply, didn't see it before jumping here
>>162342147
But Anon, if your mom doesn't twerk for niggers, she won't be able to afford your christmas presents this year.
>>162342295
garen
>>162342295
Annie
>>162342374
silver is the most common result for the original placements
if you remain in silver the next season you are placed to bronze possibly even if you win all 10 games
>Get put on my off-role for five out of six placement games
>Get shit on for five out of my six placement game
xDD
Did you guys know plat players doing their placements against low gold will duo queue a Thresh/Blitzcrank full damage lane?
xDDD
I just wanna fucking jungle man. I can usually play my off role fine but I inted so fucking hard and I'm gonna go 1/9 at this rate.
What is some good trash talk I can use to tilt my opponent?
>>162342295
renekton
SAAAAAAAVE ME
>>162342476
Compliment them for something they did well, making them think that you're an ironic asshat.
>>162342513
aww, that's adorable!
how much dust is it?
Karthus
:^)
>>162342541
500 you autistic goat
>>162342550
R stands for outplayed
>>162342541
What do you mean, dust? Champion essence? It's 500.
>>162342541 >>162342578 >>162342592
wait
i thought you got a soraka champion shard -_-
i didn't open the pic
i wonder how much blue dust it costs
>>162342513
I just sent a friend request to every single person on your friends list, and I'm gonna tell them I'm your friend.
Then I'm going to embarrass you.
>>162342660
Please do.
I wanna cuddle Jinxand smell her licorice scent
Also what genre of music would champions be into?
Jinx - Punk/Pop
Lucian - R&B
>>162342295
zed
>>162342295
Akali
>>162342390
I don't have niggers in my country though I have abos
>>162342295
urgot
>>162342632
probably the IP cost of the champion minus the shard's worth in blue essence if you decraft it
>>162342735
Looks like we got a weiner!
>>162342476
tell them u fukked their mum last night and she told you that her son was a massive geyboy and that his waifu was shit
>>162342390
I don't know what it is with poppy lewds but god damn they always get me.
Can I carry shitters with fiora if Im sub plat shitter myself too?
>>162342735
>>162342706
Nocturne -Dark ambiance
>>162342735
>>162342295
>>162342946
Oh shit you're in luck. Currently Glass Cannon AP Akali is pretty bad but AP Bruiser Akali is very strong.
Runes Masteries in image, consider a second page with flat mr blues for ap lanes.
Starting item will normally be either cloth 4 or longsword 3, I don't think the other ones make sense anymore.
Build order is gunblade >mercs/tabis > sunfire/sv> the other one > more tank stuff. Don't build any other damage, you don't need it and you don't scale with it. Obviously adjust your build against all ad/mostly ap/ whatever
If you have any questions you canadd me on na wizard hat but I won't be playing for a week or so
>>162342908
>i have to play le ebin outplayed carry champs to carry xdddd
play poppy or maokai if you are a toplaner you fucking cunt
>Stop playing for a month
>Ahri best mid win-rate
>corki non-trash win-rate
>Twitch 57%win rate
>Nautilus 52% on toplane
>Sion support best win rate
What the fuck did i miss
>>162342976
Jesus.
Did you have this all written out on stand by?
First off bravo and sencond Jesus man no need to hit the ground running.
>>162343039
Twitch became crazy man
he just needs farm to delete practically everyone else in a handful of seconds
>>162342994
I already play poppy,very often too. I just feel that If I had the different champion maybe I could have had made a difference when ahead.
>>162343039
ivern is the best jungle too
>>162343087
he also disappears on spot
>>162342706
>implying lucian isn't secretly white inside and listens to deathcore while purifying niggas
>>162343087
So just like he always did.
Only now there aren't lucians and dravens killing him every minute in lane.
>>162343157
>>162343039
You missed the part where youtubers started releasing videos on the "le ebin korean challenger strats" AKA some guy who's good enough that challenger is clown fiesta to him and just fucks around in it.
Get ready for ADC Sion and ADC Ziggs.
I'm getting off this ride right fucking now.
also it's the data for the previous patch, currently twitch was nerfed and stuff
>botlane manages to feed a tear ezreal
>>162342946
Skill order is always Q level 1, you need to learn how to CS with Q. Once you're comfortable you can sometimes take e level 1 to try and all-in, but generally you want to go Q > W > Q > E for easier farming and shroud to farm + trade. Get ult whenever you can, and max q > e > w.
You mostly just want to farm until 6, but you can win trades as long as you aren't against irelia jayce trundle renekton quinn. Darius is tricky to trade against but with practice you can do it.
Your trading pattern is q, wait for q cooldown, auto, shroud, q auto, and run away, e when available. Against some heroes you can't use shroud to trade because you'll need it to escape.
Your easiest lanes are Riven, Yasuo, Maokai, pretty much any tank, Ekko.
At 6 if you have revolver you can pretty much allin anybody. Also look for tps, you can generally 1shot adcs at this point.
Once you get beefy you mostly want to splitpush, you should be able to 1v1 and maybe 1v2 if you're decently farmed, and after winning a fight you can vamp it all up. In teamfights you want to wait for them to use some cooldowns offensively and then jump on squishies, and use shroud on top of their backline to play around your cooldowns and force them to split up. Memorize the champions that give true sight and be very careful around them, if you get revealed you're fucked
>>162343046
No I started writing when I got the get
>99 lp
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>162343363
6.25 patch when btw?
>>162342524
Yeah then I'll tell him that he is probably handsome IRL and the crippling depression will set in
>>162343458
2017
>>162343502
really? huh, so we have this broken state for quite a while
>>162343482
a lot of people are
i would say thank you, but then my /all is turned off
>>162343157
>She will never sit on you
dont make medepressedagain anon
Best girl.
Best lover.
Best wife.
>>162343608
I wont play my leaguefu until I'm gold.
>meaningful kennen nerf on pbe
wew lads
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>162343608
tfw no girl gamer gf with fat ass
>>162343667
I'm doing the opposite, it's a journey together through the shit and the glory.
>>162343735
NANI?!?!
>>162343724
fucking finally
>>162343738
Oh my god pleasemore
>Placement game
>Gold border PL kid with ecks dee spam picks VEIGAR ADC
>Lose the game
>After the game he says he's better than us all
>Enemy team doesn't report him
What can you do in these situations ? Losing the game cause someone can't pick ADC is extremely frustrating and I wish I could kill that PL kid until he'd be in a blood bath. I usually stop playing when a game like this happens, but it still pisses me off that a potential win was thrown away because someone trolls in fucking ranked.
Also cancer to people saying "can I x role ?" after selecting 2 fucking roles in que.
>>162343738
what game is she playing?
>>162343875
Bully the bf.Diablo 3.
>>162343738
>tfw you find the sauce
Goodbye, lads. See you in fap heaven.
I want to protect this smile
>>162343791
ᴵᶰ⋅
How does nightblue manage to be so cringeworthy jesus christ.
I don't like qtpies music choices but at least he has a sense of humour and doesn't talk like a 14 year old buzzing off sugar
>>162344296
Get good taste and stop watching streamers.
>>162344296
curse of the autistic goblin jew
with a dare i say, autistic reddit weeb crowd
>>162344296
>he has a sense of humour and doesn't talk like a 14 year old buzzing off sugar
>fuck dude lmao dude wtf lmao dude thanks for the sub dude fuck dude thanks for donating rekt dude wtf dude fuck dude bro mate dude fuck fuck lmao thanks fur sub and ubboat dude fuck lol garbage fuck trash dude fuck dude
very entertaining
>>162344323
That looks to be contradictory.
Get good taste in what?
>Stop watching streamers
What do you do between queues or if you're playing an off role?
>>162344416
>hell yeah
moonslut
>>162344426
Embroidering
>>162344416
I rather listen to qtpies goofy ass voice than nb3 say
>CAN I GET A VO-HI-YO IN THE CHAT kapperino in the chaterino animes
and his voice is way worse to listen to
>>162344507
holy shit, you just made me remember that Diana is a champion in this game.
like, I legitimately forgot about her existence, I don't do that even with champions I never play (jinx, anivia, ahri and shit)
I'm gonna try her out top right now, thanks anon.
Nth for ever declining gold efficiency
would you an ahri in Christmas?
>>162344296
>not liking 90s hip hop
>not liking current hip hop
Shiggy Diggy Doo I agree with everything else you said though. Also at least QT doesn't blast his music so loud that you can barely hear him or the game. The only streamer allowed to get away with too loud music is Tobias Fate.
>>162344541
Following off this, I think the thing I prefer more is that qtpie doesn't try to constantly talk during his games which is what nb3 feels like, who just fills his games with non league related chat and can't go 5 seconds without talking.
>>162344426
Haberdashery. Qt is probably good to watch if you're an adc, someone who mains what lane you do and is informative, not cringy like nightbule.
>>162344672
Would I do what?
>>162344672
would i what
>>162344721
>>162344754
>we are new as fuck
>>162344672
Only if she can help me cook the dinner afterwards
>>162344426
I run an underground ring of pedophiles in DC. My chain is the delivery area, I work in a sort of 'underground railroad' type situation. My pizza place is a sort of stopping and checkpoint area.
Queue times are long.
>>162343953
>>162343953
>getting hard cuz woman beats you
Gayyyyyyyyyy
>>162344868
Reese, is that you?
>>162344791
>I make a retarded obvious post and everyone posts retarded replies!
>Fucking newfags!!11
he
>>162343953
is theremore
>>162344672
Not wanting to an maokai for christmas.
>turboscrub
>easily winning game
>team starts doing stupid shit because le ez game lelel exDD isdfjiasdofjfuckmyfaceifjdsa
>enemies catch up
>katarina gets caught solo pushing for the nth time
>we lose baron, elder drake and they finish because people keep dying 1 by 1
>OMG USELESS TEAAM IM SO FED AND I LOSE EVERY GAME OMG WHY
>OMG USELESS TEAM
>6-4
>bronze 2
WELP
IT BEGINS
god damn, i love tofuu
>>162344456
>small cat get down from there
>>162345052
league was always a shit game, don´t be so surprised
What were your previous ranks and server?
>>162344868
gotta do what you gotta do man
>>162344703
I swear he takes adderall before streaming.
>>162344828
of jointly purchased products!
>>162345034
only if it's meowkai!
How are you supposed to use Kindred's ult? The only point of it I can see is using it when no other enemies are around or to just YOLO a tower. Maybe stall for time if you've been caught off guard and need to wait for reinforcements before you get ganked.
>>162345264
I mean I don't like he either, but you realize he's catering to the lowest common denominator yeah? This is a job for him, he needs to sell himself. It's mostly children hopped up on energy drinks and candy and stoned teenagers that play video games anon.
So we're posting lewd Ahri's.
dunno about you i post completely pure ahri
or syndra (or it's lissandra?)
Why are there no witches in Runeterra? Why are there only mages?
>>162345343
you put it behind the fight, to protect your back line, and close enough so that your frontline can retreat to it if needed but they are still able to block entry to it.
Think of kindreds ulti like a nice bar, and the enemy team like a bunch of gweedos you want to keep out of it so you can pick up that grateful midlaner and adc pussy.
>>162345469
its liss
>>162345485
liss is a ice witch
>>162345485
spotted the bigoted shitlord transphobe.
>>162345485
nidalee runs in a witch hat even when she is in a cat form!
dies it still count as smurfing if your main is gold and you're playing in bronze?
>>162345561
>holiday skins
>canon
>>162345594
gold is where I smurf kek
>rammus' build
LUL
never seen mid corki ever did anything or even simply won
>>162345681
>alistar's name
>slightly behind in kills
>ahead in towers
>have nautilus and veigar and a fed rengar
>team surrenders
what the actual fuck
are people in silver flex queue actually silver now?
I can't believe they gave up so easily
>>162345681
Yea but look at this cancerous team. Three of them got 1/7. They need to be hanged IRL cause they can't play def after first 1-2 deaths.
>>162345681
>Corki mid
>too pussy to run Ignite
>too pussy to buy Gunblade before Maw
absolutely fucking DISGUSTING.
daily reminder to get the free piltover icon from leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/piltover#champion-tales at the bottom of the page,and the 1 ip one in the store
>>162345413
L E W D FO X
>>162345732
at the start of the marksman patch he was busted with TLD
I can't wait till the Zaun lore comes out!
>>162345413
I want to fill that tight belly with cummies until ahri explodes!
>>162345681
>no upgraded wards on enemy team at the 24 minute mark
>that cs
this is why I'm terrified of doing placements, I'd get stuck with those mouth breathers.
>>162345891
>tfw unavailable in OCE
>>162345891
wasn't there a zaun one too?
what happen to it?
>>162346036
>until ahri explodes
Well.... She was fun while she lasted.
Why all-starts are so much better than worlds?
>>162345891
>1 ip one in store
?
>>162346184at least until her bellybutton pops onwards
>>162346036
don't explode ahri!
>>162346283
That's how you know she's ready B^)
Viktorfags are delusional. How is turning people into cyborgs a "grey area".
Viktor is straight up batshit.
Does Knight's Vow work while Sion's passive?
Post Orianna
Reminder that she is a underrated support.
Or simply post skins you wish that were real. Cant believe we havent a Orianna bailarina skin yet
>>162346382
They are gonna turn viktor into runeterras batman
>gg
>>162346237
the allstars one,shop>accessories>summoner icons i think
>>162346460
Is this orianna
Is Linus a shill?
>>162346460
Orianna's lore got changed, she's no longer a dancer. Her emotes and the windup make no sense anymore
why did i get placed way higher in boosted queue
similar win/losses
>>162346332
thats dam right!
>>162346635
True dat.
And the story makes me hope they're really considering a half-human skin of somesort
>>162346382
What if that people has cancer or malformations or suffered crippling accidents or just were stupid and needed a robot brain to breath and walk at the same time
redpill me on kled, he looks strong as shit but nobody plays him. What's going on?
>>162346382
Well it depends on if the people want to be turned into cyborgs or not. It changes Viktor morality a lot. It says in the lore that he wants to end pain and hunger but with the free will of the people? we have to wait and see
>>162346910
no pros have played him yet so no one wants to try him
He he utter dogshit if he falls behind
He has some really awful matchups like fiora
going 7-3 in placements
was gold IV at season end
>EU going full out meme picks
Based
DESTRUCTION MAN
>>162346948
I always knew Viktor was an allegory for communism
>>162346997
that looks pretty good
are you saying you're happy with it or complaining?
>>162346880
>>162346948
Viktor doesn't strike me as a humanitarian. Even if he actually wants to "help" people it's obvious he wants power as well.
I need to quit this game
It's nothing but frustration, I'll never get back to Challenger, and my ego can now be harmed by insults which are plenty in this game.
The only good thing this game contributes is the porn.
>>162347195
Then why not stay in Piltover by not doing illegal controversial experiments? The power is not in Zaun.
>>162346619
cat eared headphones are cute but people would look at you weirdly... i could even buy them for cheap on aliexpress made in china...
>>162347178
that means im ~10 games away from securing gold for s7 skine
cant complain since ive seen people get placed in low silver/high bronze after being gold V last season and going like 6-4 in placements
>>162347264
>Then why not stay in Piltover by not doing illegal controversial experiments?
The same reason Singed branced out and let Noxus use his bombs.
I love smochi
>>162347195
They said Orianna would side with Viktor over Jayce in the reddit ama and Orianna is a good person, I think?
>>162347332
Singed is complete batshit insane, I never got that impression with Viktor. He is like russian dr doom
>>162347289
>>162347178
also, using almost only alistar i landed in alistar's division, kinda cool
korea BTFO
based EU!
Why does Ahri have to be SO. DAMN. CUTE??
Do I buy Jax or Rammus?
Which is more fun?
>You're on /lolg/ talking about fox pussy when you could be on leddit having the same thread posted over and over whenever anything even remotely different happens in esports because everyone is thirsty for those upboats
>>162347384
>Orianna is a good person
Orianna is a killing maching.
Blitzcrank is the brobot of league.
>korea sends their very best to all-stars
>eu just put together a team of old misfits
>eu BTFO everyone
this is why eu is best region
>>162347546
>>162347554
Not in the new lore. Also didn't viktor make blitz? I think they also confirmed that in reddit ama
>>162347525
rammus if you want enemies to underestimate you and shit on them while theyre not expecting it
jax if you want to secure every game that goes longer than 35 minutes
>>162347525
Rammus is just the most fun ever. Taunt the adc with thornmail and W. Type "stop hitting yourself*
>>162345891
Thanks for that, didn't even know this was a thing
>>162347584
does rylai work with sunfire
>>162347525
Both, they are cheap and super fun
>>162344902
isnt reese still in jail?
>>162347513
Ahri is not cute
She's for one-night stands, hate-sex, fwb, and forced impregnation. Gangbangs as well.
HOWEVER, Nami is CUTE. CUTE!
>>162347546
w-what's she doing?
>>162347710
yea
>>162347742
Photosynthesis
>>162346382
It could be one of those "Yo, about to die? Sign up to this really fucking shady thing, you really don't have much options here" type deals.
>>162347692
As long as i can help,i'm content.
>tfw no adc gf
>>162347785
cool
now with lower cost i kinda want to experiment on some ap tanks
>>162347735
but that's incorrect, silly goose
>>162347584
just look up velvetqueenh zyra lissandra
I think I'm the one that made the screencap but didn't post the one you quoted
I am a slut!
>>162347735
>Play Nami
>mfw that actual fucking kids voice
Gee boss i dunno about this
>>162347195
Power is addicting. You cannot blame himcompletelyfor wanting more power -> transforming.
He's weak b/c he compensates his thirst with power on his metal legion.
Like some Anons have posted and will keep doing, he could just help the damaged or weak to forge a better future for all without forcing anybody. He could learn a thing or two from his enemies (Piltover) to try understand why do they believe galvanizing random passersby is wrong
>but they betrated him
Because he was in Zaun of all places. When you hide something is obvious the rest of the world won't know about your thing, and when Dr Stealman steals the thing then everybody will assume it was his work and not yours, a literal who in the time
>placed in gold 2
nice
>"lets invade" says a 'gold smurf' (in bronze)
>trust me
>bot is afk for invade
>get first blood
>for 3 deaths
>skip to lategame
>olaf is flaming me
>not the 4/13 adc
>the 8/4 thresh
>asks people to 1v1 him afterwards
I want off this wild ride
>>162347735
Fish reproduce by having the females lay eggs into the water and then the male sprays his semen all over them. By that logic, would Nami be into bukkake?
>>162347863
and this is fine
kids are cute
you don't want to have sex with a kid, MH???
>>162347987
That just means she's open to literally any semen passing by to impregnate her. Such a pure girl
>>162347742
korea and na are so tryhard, can only win a fun tournament!
eu is was more fun and relaxed to watch
>>162347987
no
she only wants the semen of hersummoner, not others
>>162348047
>Kids are cute
No they're not. They're disgusting little creatures coated in saliva, mucus, and bile that can't help but get it everywhere!
>>162348085
Anon, what's going on here!? Is this a l-lewd?
>Janna's outfit is basically a bra and panties
>She sometimes shivers when idle
FUCKING STOP DRESSING LIKE A SLUT THEN
I want to gently bully the half breed
>>162348169
>Waiting at the train station for the next train
>There's this cute kid walking around
>Notice that he has this giant blob of snot just running down his nose down to just above his mouth
>He licks his lips and eats the fucking snot blob
Kids are gross.
>>162347957
"report thresh, bad at bot"
S-
>>162347858
>>162348169
I don't like kids either but they can be cute if you let other people handle the poop and piss, have them clothe the kids up and you can bring them to a movie or play soccer with them
it doesn't need to be your kids
as soon as the kid starts producing substances, return them to the owner
>>162348268
Half Breeds are for snuggles and cuddles!
>Garen doesn't have 2 Sunfire capes yet
How can eu be so SHIT
>>162348331
that build lmao
>Even zyra got better lewds and doujins than shyvana
JUST KILL ME ALREADY
>>162348426
I built the zz after we failed to take any turrets in hopes I could leave it top and the enemy team wouldnt notice.
>>162348417
>Watching old videos where teams go 6 sunfire capes and just run at the enemy team as the raw power of 30 sunfire capes melts everyone alive
>>162348367
Don't be a father, be an uncle instead. Get all the benefits out of children without having to bother with actually raising them.
>>162348346
tinnies is decent but this pic is awful
which is a shame sicne there is a cruel lack of zyra porn even though she's a massive sex bomb
>>162348432
b-but you don't want other people to see your waifu naked, right?
>>162348432
zulidoodles is kyoot
>>162348183
>eu crumbling like a shitcookie
rofl
>>162348378
I dont think shyvana is the kind of girl that takes relationships all mushy mushy and slow
>>162347861
We already know. Now shut up and peel for me.
>>162348417
>>162348472
>cant do evelynn with 5 o 6 sunfires anymore
rip permastealth :(
>>162348491
Anon, everyone has seen everyone else's waifu naked already. All waifus are sluts. If you haven't seen a waifu naked, it's because she's trash and no one is interested in seeing that trash raw.
>SOAZ' ILLAOI ULTS WITHOUT E AND ALWAYS ENDS ULTING NOTHING BUT JUST ONE WITHOUT AN E TAGGED
THIS
SHIT
IS
KILLING
ME
>>162348513
I guess...
>>162348613
F-Fuck you, don't talk about like to my waifu
N-nobody has seen her naked. She's not a slut!
>>162348673
thats a man my nigga
>>162348642
What about when Illaloi ults a group but they all CC or stun her and she can't get her tentacle gang bang going?
>>162348673
real girls dont own tailplugs, anon. i would know
>>162348491
>>162347797
t-thanks
>>162348527
She's exactly that kind of girl.
She is insecure about her human half and doesn't understand it, so she hides behind her dragon half.
Underneath the furious dragon is a neglected cute lonely girl who just wants love.
>>162348781
This is true. They use them, they're just usually given them instead of the girls actually owning them.
>>162348754
Buy QSS. It's legit on Illaoi.
>>162348823
Lies
>>162348754
the sad thing is that it's rare to actually get fully chain ccd from 100 to 0, but illaoi's w animation is so awful and so easily cancelled by CC that a lone riven can prevent you from landing it for 4 seconds, which is the time she needs to 100-0 you
if the W was instant or would hit regardless of getting ccd, she'd most likely be S tier if not worse
>>162348831
they look way better on traps/femboys, anyways
>gooks going full out tryhard
lmao
fucking no fun allowed squinty eyed cat eating shitheads
>>162348941
>plenty of blacks have stable lives and jobs
do you see the correlation?
>>162348730
She's nude every time she uses her ult though. She strips naked and then dives straight into the first pack of men she sees.
>>162348878
>nestkeeper STILL hasn't drawn a hardcore shyvana doujin
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WAITING FOR
WAKY WAKY
>>162348941
they really don't
the ones that do are camwhores
and only a couple that have dignity to only show it to their owner
>>162349051
that is a bad one
try another one
eu did good early game desu
Does anybody else really intensely dislike the new jungle? The super long respawn timers and high exp yields mean an invade can set you 2 full levels behind the enemy jungler and leave you with no reasonable way to make a comeback. For how much riot talks about their dislike for feast or famine systems this feels like the very definition of it
>>162349067
N-NooOOOOOOOOO
>>162349169
I get angry every time somebody overextends and gets away with a blast cone
plants are part of the new jungle so I mention it
>>162349139
there are alot more girly bois with tail toys, than actual girls. this is a fact.
>>162347710
>>162347785
No, just tested it.
Rylai's says "damaging spells and abilities".
>>162349169
If you go on many players streams you'll notice they say "it's too difficult to break the lead of a jungle" or something like that where as soon as jungle gets ahead good luck taking that advantage.
On second thought long jg respawn time means I can counter jungle while top more than I do.
>>162349216
>no penis
wtf is wrong with u
>>162349216
the sugar daddies own the tail
the girl gets paid to use it
as >>162349242 says guys actually buy and use the tail more than females in general
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>gooks in charge of not taking every game like it's Worlds
>>162349448
>second to left
im salty
>>162349491
What did you expect from a nerd?
>>162346095
its it m80 just make sure you're on the OCE page and relog
>>162349067
*gets close to mic*
Wrong
Can someone explain how Athene's Unholy Grail works?
What the fuck is premitigation damage
ima miner 49er
>>162349636
damage before it's reduced by armor/mres
I think it's even written in the tooltip in the shot
>>162349636
the damage you would take before resistances.
>>162349640
poorfag, go get a real profession like fishing, or slaying
>>162349749
i really should just fuck off and start fishing already
what the fuck, how
>>162349793
Now it's my time to shyne
That dress really brings out sjokz's shoulders
I have 4800IP
Which should I buy?
>>162349793
the sample size is so low I assume it's pure luck
>>162349950
you know who
Would Morgana ever dateGraves?
>>162349791
as a 99 fisher in 2009, and 86 in osrs, i cant help but agree, and anglers are quite profitable. worth doing the annoying as fuck honor shit.
>>162349997
B-but I only play top and support
>>162349997
y-you?
>>162350061
time to learn a new role
>>162350072
uwu
>>162350043
ughhhhhhh. i guess.. gotta go get my shrimp net..
>>162349793
>>162349957
yeah, the sample size is really low but I think we could agree the BotRK buffs + krugs giving more exp helped him out quite a bit.
also friendly remider that those statistics are from 6.23.
>>162350043
>>162349640
>tfw basically quit
>>162350061
Nautilus can do both.
>>162350197
>eoc
trash
Post albums you're listening to.
>a champion that scales inversely with skill allows soaz to solo kill smeb
illaoi was a mistake
>Horribly frustrated from 7-game losing streak and disgust of the community
>Cannot get myself to play something else
This game is truly a spawn of the devil
My sould has been completely corrupted
>>162350197
07 is fun you're missing out
>change summs with 6 seconds to go
>start loading
>an error occurred changing your summoner spells please reconnect
w
h
a
t
>>162350251
>People will say this even though you made the account 12 years ago and most the work was put into it pre-eoc
Thanks Jagex.
>>162350408
>event RPG
Did you just kill him with a fucking meme weapon?
>>162350438
just start over on osrs then, nerd
same account, but youll just be level 1 with an actual economy
>>162350294
>>162350294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA
>>162350510
Sortof. It was intended to be a meme weapon but for some reason they gave it very fast attack speed, it's basically a faster kick and it's actually bis 1 attack besides slayer staff
Which league girl would you do anything for?
>>162350471
th-thanks
tell me im pretty
>>162350614
the one you posted
i don't think i'll ever not come back to this game
it was going so well too
anyways, dubs decide which champion i'm mainingautisticallythis season
>>162350614
you
>>162350614
I would be ready to die for any of them
Or none of them as well
MECHANICS
>>162350514
I've tried that but I've just played so much RS that I don't really have much interest in RS3 or OSRS. League and TF2 are what's occupying my time these days.
>>162350637
>dubs
>on vg
>>162350708
>tf2
and i thought runescape was dead lol
>they don't solo carry 1vs9 as Ekko
>random platinum 3 Renekton I NTING the first 35 minutes
LOLBABS PLEASE
THIS CHAMPION IS FUBAR AND IS NOT EVEN BALANCED
WHY AREN'T YOU MAINING HIM
>>162350706
>>162350354
what server
>>162350708
>>162350761
I stopped tf2 roughly with the free to play update
Trade was really rotting the game
>>162350809
EUW, why
Not giving away my account, way too precious
>>162349169
>The super long respawn timers and high exp yields mean an invade can set you 2 full levels behind the enemy jungler and leave you with no reasonable way to make a comeback
>>162349450
>"it's too difficult to break the lead of a jungle"
Welcome to the S2 jungle scene without the rose colored glasses.
You can now officially slap the shit out of anyone who says it was better.
>>162350761
Consistently the third most played game on steam even after MYM killed pubs.
Also it is the most populated good shooter you will find these days.
i haven't played in a few months because i'm to smart for league, why does everyone start red/blue now and why did they fuck up pink wards
Someone post that pic of level 7 yasuo, zed, leblanc, etc.
>>162350637
>>162350752
wait i always thought dubs were enabled here
okay, take 2
2 decides my main
>>162350851
wasn't the s2 jungle awfully unforgiving?
I mean you can jungle with no flat armor seals on pretty much everybody now...
>>162350908
akali
>>162350839
You know what to do anon
create a smurf on another server
>>162350908
>2 decides my main
urgot
>>162350965
I don't think I understand you
Why another server?
I already have plenty of smurfs on EUW.
Is there something wrong with EUW right now?
>>162350962
Good good
>>162350773
But I only jungle or top and Tekko is dead
>>162350962
welp. that was fast
Which 5 champions are the best close combat fighters in the canon?
>>162350962
>>162350908
Neat
see
>>162342976
>>162343262
Red and blue are the first monsters to spawn so starting any other camp is dumb unless there's some broken aspect like when starting krugs (or was it raptors?) would get you level 3 in 2 camps.
And pinks got ruined because Vi mains complained too much about people pinking their ult.
>>162350937
Yes and no. The S2 jungle itself was so incredibly weak that a huge number of new champions could clear it. The problem was the rewards for doing so were so bad that only people who could clear it super efficiently (Shyvana) or S tier counterjunglers (Lee Sin) we're really relevant.
Who are the most boring and fun champion to play in your opinion, /lolg/?
>>162350631
hey bb
>>162351070
fiora, talon and kataringles to start with, obviously
>>162351171
>boring
cait
>fun
ad ahri
>>162351086
oh ok
it seems like they're just making changes for the sake of something new instead of something better
>>162351070
Jax (obv)
Yasuo
Fiora
Master Yi
Renekton
>>162351023
It´s always good to have a smurf on another server if your main server is down
>>162351070
Jax is so goddamn strong he had to use a lamp post to make it easier for his opponents.
I gotta say this Lee v Lee match up is pretty hype.
>>162351070
Renekton is definitely up there. He's physically stronger than the other 3 Ascended and his weapon is basically a massive chunk of sharpened metal. Sion is also up there for sure.
If we're talking in terms of raw skill instead of just how dangerous fighting them up close?
Jax and Master Yi are at the top, and Fiora is below both of them.
That's 5 people listed.
>>162351209
>>162351171
>Boring
Trundle
>Fun
Darius
>>162351209
h-hey papi
>>162351050
>>>>>Baker
>>162351280
but EUW isn't down right now and I didn't say it was
>>162351104
>>162350937
As the season wore on it became extremely apparent that farming the jungle was an extremely inefficient path to victory, so most Junglers were expected to live on almost no farm and experience (Shyvana was the exception because she could simply starve the enemy Jungler right out of the game) and donate their camps to their bot/mid after their second clear was done. It rendered any champions who required more than one item to function DOA.
Is there an actual good reason for removing green wards? I really dont get it. After years of riot yelling at everyone to warrd everything, now they remove the good wards.
Why the fuck?
>>162350962
i have played her only once in my 4 years of playing lol, but 2 decided
>>162351082
>also 2
nice
wish me luck
>>162344003
share it you monster
>>162351425
Oh well, then play non-seriously on your EUW smurfs
That´s gotta be fun, right?
>>162351436
but then why did Anon say current jungle is the same as s2 jungle without the tinted glasses
current jungle gets plenty of farm and xp
>>162351448
>mana pots intensify
>>162351448
You´re like 10 seasons late
We all know that League became shit after rito sell out to chinks in season 2, and the start of chink´s reign in season 3
>>162351542
>fun
I cannot feel pleasure from food or sex, so don't even imagine I can feel a non-hedonistic pleasure like videogame fun
The only purpose of league of legends in my life has been the fuel my ego when I was challenger and people worshipped me
>>162351548
so did the S2 jungle, but it was doled out at such a slow pace that it wasn't seen as efficient for the jungler to take it.
>>162351070
Riven
Yasuo
Zed
JaxThe Monkey King
>>162351050
#titwin
>>162351565
SERIOUSLY, CAN WE PLEASE FUCKING GET MANA POTS BACK
REMINDER
THESE CHANGES ARE COMING SOON TO A LEAGUE NEAR YOU BY ABOUT SUMMER
>Vi buff that allows her to punch through walls and them it traversable for a short period of time
>Rework to Rek'sai ultimately making Burrows into a Skarners spire/territory minigame and a new Ult
>midscope level Pantheon rework
>midscope level Wukong rework
>midscope level Xin Zhao rework
>midscope Master Yi rework
>modified version of the Edge rework making a return to Riven
>Sion/Poppy level Large scope Tryndamere and Irelia update
>>162351725
I have very few memories from the recent years because of meds destroying my brain but I remember liking the s2 jungle because you'd start with an actual item like everyone else and wouldn't need to spend 1000g on non-combat stats to jungle
trundle and olaf would get a vamp scepter, skarner/maokai would get a hp5 pendant, mundo would get a cloth armor, and all of them built something out of it
>>162351896
that's a beautiful portrait of nasus
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE LEE SIN
WHY
WHY YOU FUCKERS THIS IS LEGENDARY
>>162351896
>>162351963
ikku xd
>>162351963
Lee Sin is cool. It's his player base that's shit.
>>162351963
mobility cancer
>>162351896
>Vi buff that allows her to punch through walls and them it traversable for a short period of time
As much as this would make perfect sense to Vi's lore (I mean her vault breaker was named for her ability to break into vaults by punching into them) I sincerely doubt it will happen.
>>162351713
have you ever triedplaying non meta picksortrolling?
>>162351896
[[[[[[citation needed]]]]]]
>>162351963
Skill is plays without outstrength
>>162352134
I play toplane Taric on my smurfs and say "I find all life beautiful, except yours" in all chat whenever I get a kill
It's slightly less frustrating than soloqing in diamond
Tank support mains, do you rush Sightstone or Targons? I always get flamed rushing Sightstone but vision wins games.
>>162352114thin walls are highlighted and only need 1 Excessive force empowered attackother walls require two excessive forcesseeing as how your sacrificing damage for mibility the catch 22 should be pretty obvious
>>162352361
just buy the yellow trinket upgrade, bro
B^)
>>162350773
>LAN
>>162352252
how about playing with friends?
>>162352361
Always go with Sightstone.
>>162352361
you always get sightstone first
recall with less than 400g: pinks
recall with between 400 and 800g: ruby, pinks if more than 475
recall with more than 800g: sightstone, pinks if more than 875
no other alternative.
>>162352361
I rushZz'rot portal, but if that item didn't exist I'd go for Ruby Sightstone.
>>162352361
>Caring about what flamers says
Stack those Warmogs motherfucker and be proud!
>mfw riot stole part of my champion concept
I came up with this E ability 2 years ago
>>162352521
>friends
A-Ahem ;_;
The few friends I have left don't play league, and they're right to avoid this spawn of the devil
>this mechanics match
Literally only a Yasuo or Vayne match could show this level of play
>>162352624
sue them
>>162352624
prove it
Will you be using any of these?
>>162352731
maybe that top middle one. looks pretty dope
>>162352731
i like them but memearrow buying icons
>>162352624
I find your lack of faith disturbing
>all morning ping is fine
>try to play ranked
Nice game riot
>>162352731
I'll probably buy the new garen one it looks nice for toplane
d e a d
t h r e a d
Why is everybody but NA pathetic manlets?
>youre doing your placements
>http://eune.op.gg/summoner/userName=kluseczak
>this guy comes and feeds everyone
>what do you do?
>keep in mind he has no runes and masteries and will call for reports on you in all chat if you tell him to stop feeding
>my weed tastes like baaaad perfume
fucking help me. i've never gagged this much
>tfw no cute metal bf
What the fuck are they wearing
>>162353167
Get lag switched son :^)
>jokz blindfolded
literally my fetish
>>162353214
prove me wrong
>>162353369
report, mute, and move on
shit happens all the time
this was the adc i got matched with in my promos
>preebitz lost all promos and placed bronze 3
>>162353436
Why has NA pulled his pants down? Thats gay as HECK.
>>162353167
>normals: 50ms
>ranked: 350ms
Thank u LITO
>>162353375
Put it in a bag with orange peels overnight.
>>162353436
Kobe is like 6'1
Pulse if you watch his interviews on Eulcs is literally a manlet
Same as top with pastry.
>>162352514
best place to learn how to carry 1vs9, specially wen everyone, including your teammates, are shit
>>162353513
its cause of all the KR, BR and LAN fuckers playing on NA because reasons xd
他妈的你的妈妈 nasus
>>162351209
>hoga
Triggered
>>162353491
You fucking know it
Is CoC the go-to mastery on riven now or is thunderlords still acceptable?
>>162353375
tfw couldnt get any tonight
fuuug i just wanted to smoke some on my bday ;_;
>>162353375
>>162353750
DUDE WEED LMAO, IM SOOOOO HIGH RIGHT NOW HAHA XD
Fucking degenerates need to be final flashed off the face of the planet.
>>162353661
If you want more damage and snowball potential go TLD
If you want to be more "tanky" for those hard matchup go CotC
Simple.
>>162353661
>hhhhurf durf i can't read hhleelllp me ples i'm fucking retarded
>Sion get mad because we tell him to play better
>says he's going to afk
>we still win
Platbabs are the worst.
>>162353660
better than winning 5 and being placed brozne 4
>>162353820
baited for this exact response, fucking retard lol
>>162353826
Makes sense, thanks.
>>162353868
You alright there bud?
>tfw 1 mil mastery Tryn main
>all his skins are shit
>only use Nightmare cause the attack animation is smooth as fuck
why u gotta do me like this riot
anyone else own any league stuff
>>162353868
>most frequent masteries 57.48% winrate
jesus cuck
>>162353953
those look like shit
>they still havent fixed the screen jittering bug when you hold space
THe fuck riot?
>>162353953
i own you're waifu bussi :DDDD
why doesn't garen's Q apply CoC?
>>162353953
i own an ahri tail that goes in my ass. that's about it.
>>162353820
>weebs
>trying to sound like their opinion on anything matters
top stuff mate
>>162354051
Because that isn't hard CC you fucking retard.
>>162354051
a silence is not hard cc
crowd controls impede movement
im more mad yorick's w dosent
>>162354119
Why are you so upset?
>>162354024
you look like shit
>>162354168
Why are you so dumb?
>>162353953
I have a vel'koz plush
>>162354168
Because you ask retarded questions.
>>162353820
Somebody never had friends to smoke with in high school. lmao
Holy shit I never noticed how wide Shyvanas thighs/hips are, hot damn.
>elo hell isnt real
>you are the only constant
>tank meta isnt a thing
>it's all about the macro-play meme
>almost killed their cait at level 1, she had to back and missed first wave and a half
>bot gets double killed instantly
>gank early, get a double kill, get first turret for them
>secure first two drakes, one of which is infernal, by myself
>never talk shit once, only say "gj"
>takes our whole team 5v1 to get nautilus to half health
>not possible to kill anyone on their team because of feeding and tank meta
I suppose this loss is my fault, I guess I'm not realizing my mistakes!!! Xdddd
>>162354265
What do you do with it anon-kun?
What the fuck is wrong with Dash
These spanish casters introducing LOL
>Mods deleting all the lewds
FUCKING GAY ASS MODS WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS.
WE ONLY HAVE TWO FUCKING OPTIONS IN THIS SHIT HOLE AND THAT'S POSTING HOT SEXU LEWDS AND SHITTING ON EACH OTHERS SKILLS
FUCK IM MAD
Seriously, why are all these EU fags so short?
Is everybody from the EU a manlet poor excuse of a "man"?
>>162354042
>you also cannot see Lp on the match history screen in the updated client
implying they care about the gameplay.
they stopped doing that when tencent took over
I love Lissandra!
>>162353953
yeah, I do.
>>162354289
Why is she so grumpy
>>162354510
>tips rabadon's
what champion should I play if I want toLET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE ME HIGHER
>>162354559
> t. gay mod
>>162354546
>Why is she so grumpy
Becauseshe'll never be as cute as Lissandra
>>162353953
>Pentakill and DJ Sona t-shirts
>Worlds 2016 hoodie
Figurines:
>Firecracker Jinx
>Championship Thresh
>Nautilus
>Leona
>Braum
>Poppy
>Arcade Hecarim
>Baron Nashor
>>162354510
>new jannies putting work in
starting to like these fucks now only if they start deleting early threads
>>162354660
I didn't like all those cartoony smaller figures
>"real girl gamer" in my match
>act super thirsty
>ask for her number
>she declines
>"plsplspls ill give you RP"
>"hehe no thanks I have a boyfriend :3"
>(s)he still adds me after game
la mayo
>>162354579
Udyr
>>162354635
>i of all people
>got called a mod
l u l
>>162353953
Expecting Poppy and Tristana figues soon.
>>162354780
But the gay part is true isn't it you fag
>>162354510
Good your ilk are degenerate
>>162354694
>I like np fun allowed.
Nunu get the fuck out
>>162354885
maaaybe~
ebin 1v1 lads
>>162354295
>Two tanks in your team
>One in the enemy team
>"hurr hurr tank meta"
hm?
>>162353661
Riven loves CoC :^)
>>162354908
Sorry your waifu is so shit she doesn't get talked about much around here.
>>162341983
Source ?
>>162354295
>implying there's literally anything wrong with tank meta
>>162355295
why would someone want their waifu to be talked about
are you a cuckold
>>162354272
>>162354242
no need to be so upset
>>162355358
No bit seeing as how you had to instantly bring up cuckolding that tells me your an insecure little faggot who can't get off unless there's a bull smashing your waifus cunt
>>162355237
>galio isn't a tank
>hecarim isn't a tank
>teemo has mallet
kiss yourself my dude
Who is the ultimate win lane, lose game champ?
>>162355601
garen
>>162355523
>>162355358
>>162355295
>>162354908
>>162355523
???? I'm not even the guy ur talking to
also oddly specific fantasy of your wanna talk about it or smth
>>162355601oldYorick
>>162355601
Ledonk
>>162355601
Master Yi. Just q to clear waves and force the enemy to last hit under tower. Too bad you get cc to hell and back no matter how much farm u have.
>>162355546
>builds ap
>is a tank
???
>builds triforce
>is a tank
??!?
>Has ONE defensive item that isn't a tank item, and AP items
>Is a tank
...?
>>162355601
Pantheon
>>162355601
yorick prerework was and probably still is post rework
>>162355601
Valor and that one girl
>>162355601
renektun
>>162355546
>galio isn't a tank
He's not. He built ZERO (0) (none) (null) (ziltch) (notta) (fucking nothing) armor.
>teemo has mallet
My KARTHUS build has more health than that. Is Karthus a tank too? Must be strange for one of the highest damage dealers in the entire game to be a tank.
Meanwhile you had a RAMMUS and a LEONA and Lee Sin was naturally tankier than both Teemo and Galio.
gg ez desu
>>162355601
Tiger Udyr top
you're probably too new to know about that though
>>162355796
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Galio
Tell me what his primary role says anon
Read it aloud for every single anon here.
>>162355896
>Tiger Udyr losing game
He won them, but not by 5v5ing
old lore or new lore?
>>162355942
A-are you using the wiki and Riot's classification as an argument for an actual discussion?
>>162355942
>Put a fork in your ass
>"What the fuck, why are you using a fork as a dildo"
>"IM NOT USING IT AS A DILDO ITS A FORK"
>>162355896
>mfw playing Jax into that
Walk up and stun me, it'll be fine!
>>162355796
>armor
>on galio
are you retarded?
>>162355942
quit being facetious lad
galio is a tanky mage
like swain and rumble and vlad
>>162355796
>what is galio w
And by saying my team has tank too, you are only proving my point. The only way to win games now is to go mostly tank team, which my team did, but they also fucking sucked.
Stop fighting!!!
:c
What's the best skin for Lulu?
>>162356138
ikr I bet he builds MR on Malphite
>>162355660
I just go what you faggots constantly go on about. Fucking busting nuts over games you did mediocre in then writing some dumb ass 2 paragraph essay on why their waifu is the best when really they're a shit champion and you using the way you fuckong are is a god damn plite on this community as a whole.
>>162356107
>implying I'm not going to level 1 all in you
>implying once I buy wriggles the lane isn't over for you
>implying you're going to luck out on getting dodges
>game is winnable
>guy puts up surrender
>1/4
>goes afk
>comes back 10 minutes later after the enemy has all towers and baron
>lose
>hurr durr see i told you we couldnt win
Why do people fucking do this
>>162356241
default
First game back from over a week of no league. Just in time for the ranked reset.
Man it sucks that you can only get chests from a champ once, but alas. Only s-?Rito please that was clean as fuck that was at least an S.
>>162356264
I don't even play my waifuvaynebecause adc a shitI don't even play this shit game
Can someone give me a champion that's easy to fight Cancer of Colossus Riven with?
Ever since that faggot mastery came out I can't beat her with my usual mains anymore.
why doesnt the korean and chinese speak english? dont they have english lessons there?
>>162356272
Because Riot refuse to ban them.
The only way you can get banned is by flaming.
>>162356229
No, fuck everyone here.
>>162356229
No.
>>162356429
Most people that "learn" english in school don't actually speak it, and only try to approve.
t. Spic
>>162356379
>not having higher score on CoC riven
Your shields are pure bullshit with CoC and you should be able to kill everyone.
>>162356138
The point was that Galio wasn't a tank. You're not exactly a tank if you don't have no armor.
>>162356203
So when your tanks fed and the enemy tanks got fed, the enemy won? That is strange, if only there's a reason that situation led to that outcome...
>>162356545
Spic here. You are wrong, no one gives a shit about english.
That's why LAN/LAS are shit in League.
>>162356389
Trundle
>>162356545
IT SHOWS, PABLO
IT SHOWS
t. br
Is Azael a giant or is crapo a manlet
>Turtle Stance doesn't give back mana per hit anymore
uh
lolbabs
???
>>162356587
you're literally missing the point
only half of my anger is from crybaby team bunga elo hell shit
my main source of anger is that damage champs are becoming irrelevant, tank meta is boring as fuck, and now everyone is slaving it
>Draven
>Caitlyn
>Kalista
>DCK
>Dick
Oh Weiless you cheeky bitch you
>>162356434
>tfw you will never be an undercover Riot employee, banning faggots left and right for their bullshit
>>162356732
Both
>>162356567
I mean, I was just shoving it down ekko's throat all game. Rengar didnt really come top at all and bot and mid were doing alright so I didnt get to roam much. I just farmed and took towers.
Besides it was my first game back after 9 days without league, i havent played coc riven before.
>>162356732
yes
WTF is with this gay cringe and why there is a gay pixel shit in champion select, wtf happening with all star, in 2014 was different.
Is_Poppy_____a virgin?
>>162356379
kill yourself for playing that cancer
>quit LoL and don't look back
>get job
>life looking good
>remember LoL and this thread
>people still play this shit
uh lolbabs?
>>162356924No she fucks the hammer everynight
>>162356429
why can't you speak korean or chinese?
>>162355702
>go oom after 5-6 qs
tell me another one senpai
>>162356924
no she fucks niggers in front of anthony burch every night
It's cold outside and my fingers are slower in matches.
Can you guys help me warm them?
>>162356773
>Damage champs are becoming irrelevant
>Meanwhile midlane is still the second most influential role in the game
>Despite being played almost exclusively by squishy damage dealers
>And ADC is still a mandatory role that each team needs one every game
>Poppy nerfs
>>162357087
only if you're a qtgirl
>>162356962
>he got a "job" in the esports and streaming era
lol?
>>162356962
>life looking good
That's why you're here. Your life must be bliss.
>Twitch stream buffers every so often
>Youtube stream has inconsistent quality
>>162357227
I can be:^)
>booing
spantards???
>>162357453
>not setting youtube to a quality instead of letting it sit on auto
>casters thought varus counters lucian
wow these guys are bretty fugging dum
its literally the other way around
>>162357839
>bow and arrow beating a nigger in a lane with guns
:thinking:
Is it to early to get a /vg/ vs /vg/ going?
Dragon girls are for _______
why is 1v1 mode so fucking cancer to watch
>>162358096
>black guy that dedicated his life to hunting dead creatures
>losing to a dead guy
>>162357590
depends on how feminine are you
>>162357792
what did they boo?
why did azael jump the wow boat
>>162358209
Turning into real dragons so I can ride them and see my enemies driven before me.
Then we can cuddle or whatever afterwards.
>>162358353
le farm fest victory
>>162358209
intensive breeding sessions
>>162342110
Saw the post in the last thread but haven't been here for a while. Why'd Rylais get nerfed?
>>162358251
>varus
>dead
oh i just realized the healthpacks are called "relics"
i've been confused for 2 days now what the fuck a relic was
Fox girls are for _______
>>162358209
Killing. Collecting their soul. Skinning them for their scales. Gathering their bones.
>>162358663
BEGONE TEMPTRESS
>>162358527
they made it too efficient and everyone bought it whether they wanted the slow or not
kinda like every other item mistake riot has ever made
>>162358209fugging
>>162358663Burning
>>162358663
fluffy warmth, on a cold night
>>162358692
dragonborn please
>>162358663
Killing. Collecting their soul. Skinning them for their fur. Gathering their bones.
haven't been here for 5 months
did i miss some memes?
>>162358663
Fluff and cuddles
>solo queue comes out
>party rewards comes out
nice meme riot
>our thresh talks his ass off all game, whining about this and that
>won't shut up
>get this
haha get fucked faggot
>>162358663
B R E E D I N G
>>162358873
you get them playing solo too. you just have to play flex
>>162358927
Thank you for providing additional evidence for my point >>162356434
Now report someone for inting or afking next time it happens and you will turn into a skeleton before a similar message pops up.
>>162351565
>can't start with 2 mana pots as fiddle anymore
>>162358740
>they made it too efficient and everyone bought it whether they wanted the slow or not
And yet they ended up nerfing the passive to an even worse state than what it was before its buffs says it all about Riot
>>162358209
w-what happened to the prince?
>>162359210
That dragon girl having the Princes hair color is pretty odd isn't it? : ^)
>>162359134
suffering
>>162358209
Warm cuddles.
Who do you still build Rylai's on?
where is pheak and jatt?
did they leave?
>>162359329
me
> enemy team's jungler is a benevolent heavy gank support jungler i.e ivern zac lee
> your jungler is a greedy low-pressure assassin i.e kha'zix rengar
why is this every fucking game
i've been playing like an autist for the past week cus i have the flu and nothing better to do, and i haven't had a competent or non-assassin jungler a single time
>>162358740
Is RoA worth getting on Viktor or should I steer clear of it?
>tfw your main is popular as fuck
Damn, i really wanted to be a special snowflake
>>162358663
Unending, floofy love.
>>162359448
It's shit meme mask is the new go to item
>>162359417
fucking barcelonian sloots
>>162359417
phreak is hopefully dead in a ditch
>tfw too intelligent to play support
>>162359563
>too
>>162359329
Numero 1
>open league client
>ears are assaulted with violent wubbing
>tab into client
>eyes are assaulted by guy fieri-inspired flames on barcelona
who DOES this
>>162359603
but that's actually correct
>>162359563
>tfw too intelligent to play lol
>>162359653
guy fieri
>>162359603
>tfw too intelligent to make mistakes
Winter is almost here. Did you get yourself a cute, chubby gf to cuddle and keep you warm during long, cold winter nights?
>tfw still having to waste a ban on riven
Why the fuck is this necessary
Nerf that god damn cancer mastery more rito
>>162359783
>tfw just the write intelligence for making mistakes
>>162359529
The Torment one right?
>>162359783
>>162359703
>>162359870
>tfw too intelligent to live
>>162359819
tfw catcher
>>162359819__No
>>162359924
Source?
>>162359819
my gf left me on tuesday and went to stay with her family cause she said we don't communicate and she wants to kill herself when I get upset and leave the house when we argue
she's moving back in on thursday, missed me too much
I'm gonna try to express myself more
>>162360032
vihvih22 on pixiv
>>162359819
>winter
>almost
>>162360064
Give me your gf or I'll shoot you
>>162359924
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>162360223
no doggo find ur own
>no witcher champion
Explain this, lolbabs.
>>162360317
Last chance, friendo!
>tfw heart beats hella fast at the mere act of queueing in for a fucking smurf game
I cant deal
So when are all the golds and plats going to leave silver elo so I can not get dumpstered in lane every game.
Where were you when Phreak was completely and utterly BTFO in public?
dpoes anyone have the retarded teammates chart where the enemy team is god?
Can someone explain me why almost all the Ahrifags are faggots and gays?
>dash already losing his voice
lmao
>>162360531
>slut as waifu
>100% cheating fantasies
gee, boss
>>162360469
>getting dumpstered by drooling retards
>>162360314
literal boyclit
>>162360191
11 days left. There is still time, anon.
>>162360531
Ahri panders to the weeaboo and furry audience.
>someone picks my main crocodile
>troll of clubs smashes his ass because I know how to play that matchup
>he gets so assblasted he starts trolling his team
feelsgoodman
>>162360354
reminds me
I still have to beat this game
I got bored after getting to the isles
>>162360469
> Got FB on a top lane p4 main
> He told us to report his Lee and went afk
Lmao
>>162360661
how tight is ur butthole?
>>162359819
>Winter
I'm fucking melting down here
>>162360638
>being a crab
>>162360638
It's hard to make up the experience difference against faggots with hundereds/thousands of games in s6 alone.
>>162360745
>maining cancer croc
BETS
>>162359470
>tfw you're main is semi-popular but only gets popular when he's overpowered.
>>162360898
If that's Nanoha Fight Forever then holy shit.
>>162360831
>in the south and its 28 and feels like 23
Shit is cold yo
>>162360531
there's literally nothing wrong with liking cock
>>162360807
pretty tight. been around the block a few times tho
>>162359470
i used to know that feeling as a thresh main in s3/s4, no longer though
>>162360831
> tfw it's summer down here in fake spic land
Jokes on you I'm enjoying my ice cream.
>>162360950
Why would you main undead pony?
>>162360447
Literally shaking leddit?
>>162360447
How the fuck do you have sex then without getting a heart attack?
>>162360982
Can't you just post throw away to the other anon?
>>162360481
in the eyes of memers sure
>>162361225
> Having sex
Lmaoing@yourlife
>>162361225
I don't, cant get hard, too nervous every time
>>162360973
88 hereand it's raining
Send help
>>162361050
Same. Eskibon a best
>>162360531
b-but i'm neither of those and i like ahri, is there sth wrong with me?
Ahri is basically an inferior nidalee tbqhf
>>162361271
what?? im on the discord if that's what you mean. not posting anything here, people know who i am.
>>162361343
of course not friend, ahri is perfect.
>>162361461
cat=/=fox
>>162361461
This guy knows his shit
>>162361285
>>162361319
>Ziggs rushing Zz'rot
Y/N?
>>162361515
>not posting anything here, people know who i am.
i-i don't
>THAT URGOT BUILD
>NEVER GOING FOR THE 3 Q
>MANA REGEN AFTER FUCKING TEAR
STOP SHITTING UP MY CHAMPION
>thread is dead
>go shitpost on /b/
>boipussy thread on first page
>OP's pic is perfect looking butthole
>open thread
>mfw boys have nicer looking buttholes than girls
Seriously tho, how come girl buttholes are not even close to boy/trap buttholes?
>>162356381
Vayne is a shit waifu and she has stinky unshaven pubes.
>>162361645
s fox. haven't posted for like 8 months now, you might not. others would tho
>>162361871
boys make better girls
>>162360481
>le diamond is bad meme
I thought we were over this. Isn't there pro players at diamond? didn't diamondprox join M5 as a 1800 elo gold shitter?
>>162361871
because those faggots actually want to look like girls so they shave and do everything, whereas real girls know you'd fuck them anyways so they're more casual about it
>>162361926
>boys make better girls
Stop the memes, I was being seriously curious.
>>162362005
That actually makes sense.
>>162362085
it's a fact my dude lul
Is it the right time for me to cleanse my soul of the evil taint that is this game in my life
>>162361871
there are methods to make the anus look better ya know
>>162361871
WTF MANG THATS GAY LOL
>>162362159LIVE OR DIE BY THE BLADE
>>162361968
It doesn't even matter because Phreak boosted himself to diamond with Janna.
Sona is worth her weight in gold!and she is very heavy!
>>162360481
holy kek
>>162362239
>Preak boosted himself to diamond with Janna.
>boosted himself to diamond
>boosted himself
the term is climbed
>>162358873
rewards....?
>>162361968
Yeah diamond in Korean soloqueue which is Challenger in EU/NA
>the best Yasuo in the world is a support player
??????????????????????????
LOLBABS WTF
>>162361515
>what?? im on the discord if that's what you mean. not posting anything here, people know who i am.
I don't know who you are and don't really care but it would be nice if you take your lusting to a different place.
>>162362386
supports get carried, its a fact anon
>>162362402
>mid and top players are retarded kids
more news at 7
>>162362271
does that make ahri worth her weight in semen?
>>162361593
What's the point? Just play Heimerdinger or something if you want to build zz'meme
>>162360745
>maining any champ besides GP top lane
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Frost Queen's or Eye of the Watcher on Nami?
>>162362441
y u heff to be mad
>>162362478
ADCs are more team-reliant than supports retard
>>162362402
support as a role helps you get a good fundamental understanding of the game.
A proper support is basically Jungle+ but with harder-to-carry-with champs
>>162362386
Which is why he has a positive winrate with other champs when he plays at a diamond level right?
Oh yeah, Phreak can't play at a diamond level, but Janna is literally freelo because you don't have to do jack shit and you still win because your team carries you.
>>162360879
>>162362550
U MAD?
>>162362706
being the thread has been a pit of ,lust of the last 3 dozen or so and I guess its frayed his nerves similar to mine.
>>162362627
Depends are someone who pokes a lot or are you passive.
>>162362706
>I'm mad
I'm not mad at all I just want this place to be more about helping people and less about waifu posting and gay erp. Plus you're making the thread get to image limit faster.
>Story Writer AMA on lebbit
>Anthony Burch isn't listed as one of the people participating
>he's posting in it anyways
>>162362548
but muh satchel charges
>>162362964
if the turret is low enough to satchel charge, just hit it 3 times
>>162362537
worth her weight in useless and worthless semen nobody wants
>>162362964
Well that's stupid your passive is more useful than zz'meme
>>162342976
what about titanic?
>>162363026
b-but... muhI'LL BRING THE BIG ONE
>playing some Darius top lane
>completely stomp enemy Garen in lane
>take first tower and start roaming around objectives trying to be there for early teamfights
>watch seven increasingly large fights go by where my team does nothing but unload ults on the full tank Garen
>nobody trying to kill enemy Jhin or Teemo
>watch Varus die to Zzrot Portal
>get reported for toxic because I told them not to focus Garen
I NEED TO LET GO
I MUST RELEASE THE EVIL FROM MY BODY
Q-QUIT THE GAMEEARGH
>>162363235
Too expensive and just overall bad, you get more value out of other items.
The only time to buy it is if the entire game rests on your ability to 1shot a single squishy when the enemy team has a lot of burst, titanic auto reset gives you more burst than any other second damage item. You're normally better off just buying more tank though
>>162362917
>>162362952
sorry for having fun, the waifuposting is solely my fault, and the image limit is SOOO early. you just want something to bitch about
>meaningful zzrot nerf on pbe
noooo my freelo
>free win for LMS
Welp it seems like Ice is gonna get a head of fire for now.
This Nexus siege mode has to be the most boring mode of them all.
>>162362767
Janna and Soraka players are the typical fotm cancers what has been plaguing this game since forever.
I don't even need to think about it because its clear as fuck that these people would definitely play Lee jungle or Lucian ADC, these are the supersafe picks.
They love it when they need little to no effort to have huge impact to the game, and no matter how bad they are they will have good plays and be treats in the game.
Not that I would blame them, you milk the cow while you can.
>>162363584
>there I hate fun
I don't but this place is always off topic and pass over people asking questions it's sad.
>>162363584
that's a lot of assumptions and projection there friend, are you okay?
>>162363337
>watch varus die to zzrot portal
You might want to remake your pasta.
zzrot is the dumbest fucking item and if you build it and place it next to your tower in top lane there's a special pit for you in hell
>>162363852
yea, you're kinda right about that i guess.
>>162363857
no, i'm SEVERELY triggered
>>162363337
>watch Varus die to Zzrot Portal
>Varus die to ZZrot
>die to
new thread when
>>162364214
right here
*unzips dick*
>>162364324
that's not a thread you fucking homo
>>162363956
>>162364120
Now c'mon guys. Give him a break. It's hard enough having to find reasons to blame your team instead of yourself.
Do you think Riot ever regrets creating the abortion that is Riven?
>>162363337
>die to Zzrot Portal
link game or i call bullshit
>>162363982
>tfw I do this as singed while I proxy the wave
its part psychological warfare, by leaving the enemy alone they feel unloved and unwanted. This makes them crave human interaction so they have a higher chance to chase me though my AIDS cloud.But they will never catch me for I am ghosted and running move speed quints
>>162363982
I rushed it once on Trynda.
>>162364545
>we could've had omen instead
god why
I must admit that Shyvana's classic model looks really nice
games at this level shouldn't be this hard
>tfw everyone praises graves when I was the one killing kog in temfights 24/7
sasuga support
still did second most damage in the game lul
>>162364545
Riot lives by the policy of no regrets, because if they cared about even one tenth of their mistakes, they would want to kill themselves
>>162364798
>level 7
n~nani?!
>>162364639
Her old splash art was the best
She looked far more beautiful in it
>>162364545
>regretting the champion which is one of the best money printer since its battle bunny skin
please never have a business.
>>162364620
I remember when I first encountered a proxy singed, now I look back I was hella stupid for missing the obvious how to counter it.
xth for never getting mid
>>162364992
I'm playing heroes I never play in meme lanes against children who don't know what a mouse is and bronze rejects
pls no judge
next up will be the world renowned xin zhao support
>>162364798
>games at this level shouldn't be this hard
you've been placed into the smurf queue
is garen a low key weeaboo
i bet he sneaks ionian mangas into the barracks at night
>>162365041
Yeah I remember when I saw her in a high elo game (There was a spectate window once, well rip) and she rekt the enemy team so hard, I Immediately decided to buy her and she was so fun
sigh good times
Blood moon kennen or bewitching morg?
I did that essay. It was fucking horrible I'm probably going to fail.
1-4 Take the red pill, play ranked, try my absolute fucking hardest to compete and succeed. Practice like I am about to compete in LCS, learn every tiny detail and advantage I can get. Be patient, attentive and honorable.
5-9 Take the blue pill, never play ranked again, fall back into the blissful unranked elo heaven. Stop caring about victory or success, just use league to zone the fuck out while listening to podcasts. Mostly play ARAM.
0 work on the fucking mountain of homework I have for my other class.
>>162365338
Breast waifu
also kennen gets finally nerfed fucking shitchamp
>>162365409
if this makes you feel better:
Accomplishing something in this game is not something you should be proud of.
Rip thread?
>>162364545
If they did they wouldn't have subsequently created even more cancer
>>162366718
scroll up retard
>>162365380
>16 posts early