/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General -

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Geralt and Triss OTP

Do I kill Little Red or nah?

I must choose the lesser evil and it's difficult

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>>162258280
If I am to choose between one evil and another, i'd rather not choose at all.

>>162258770
I can't not choose at all.

There is no option to, I would also rather just not choose but I must either slaughter her or have her keep on being a bandit (and a werewolf) and kill that one villager who has hired me to protect him

Also not choosing is a choice

thank you based thread maker

>>162258864
kill, peasants are pieces of shit, but she's a bandit and they hired geralt first

>>162258864
I'd say deliver him.
He wanted to betray his group, and the bandits don't want/need to kill people.
Kill a traitor before an enemy.

new ciri cosplay
https://twitter.com/witchergame/status/807249851536719872

>>162259242
>tfw someone posts before u

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>>162259014
But Bertram clearly deserves getting got, the villagers are the fucking worst in every way (only pay 10 shekels and didn't even mention the werewolf) and Little Red seems alright outside of being a bandit/werewolf

>>162259039
But they are still bandits and a werewolf, they will probably continue to rob and murder people elsewhere.
They hired me to protect all of them and I said yes, Little Red is not only a bandit but also a werewolf meaning a monster that I should kill

>>162259428
>Little Red seems alright outside of being a bandit/werewolf
if she didn't have a pussy, you would kill little red on the spot. bertram is a piece of shit but a contract is a contract and they are bandits who rob and murder people

>>162259164
>>162259242
Cute/10

>>162258109
You forgot previous waifu/meme thread for those among us who like to stroll down the memory lane

Previous thread >>161909219

>almost beat someone with starter deck
>he forfeits

What a fucking faggot

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get rekt

>>162260290
Still counted as a victory mate.

>>162260290
no don't worry about that, at high level EVERYONE forfeits because the game takes 10 seconds too long to end lol

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>>162259747
Little Red is kind of ugly and talks weird to be honest
I just feel sort of bad for her since both her parents die for being werewolves and she is forced to live out in the wild

I guess it boils down to if Little Red deserve death or not
The answer is kind of vague because I don't know how many people she harmed and if you might be able to cure the werewolf thing

Bertram on the other hand is clearly a total snake and I don't feel bad about him.
Betrams life is worth less than the life of Little Red and her 5 or so companions, but that doesn't take the damage they did and will do into account
It feels wrong for being the reason that Bertram gets away with being a roach

But Little Red is the one that starts attacking instead of leaving Bertram be and Geralt accepts a contract to protect the villagers which includes Bertram

I think I might reluctantly kill her and her group because I tell her to fuck off and they attack me, also she is a werewolf that actively goes and seeks conflict with other people instead of trying to fit into society like Neilan did
Also you get "the whole story" as in the fact she's a werewolf and the letter from her mam if you decide to murder her

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>>162258109
>Lewd cosplays Edition
this is relevant to my incest.

>>162260290

Is one of the things I hate about the game. Well, the players.

> Last 2 cards for both of us
> I do the fucking maths, I win.
> I simply win
> He keeps playing, oblivious to the fact that e already lost
> Play til last card
> I still winning
> INSTAFORFEIT

Fuck you, man.
You make me lose time cause you are a twatt and then you quit as soon as you realize you lost.
No. Now you stay. Now you give the fucking pleasure of beating you.

Do people really do this shit?
They play and keep playing without calculating the score?

>>162260887
>Little Red
Little Matchstick girl is pretty hot though.

>>162260990
shut up faggot I'd beat you with those last 2 cards even if you were +100 all golds

>>162260907
>this is relevant to my incest.
I only know of one relative to Triss... Ciri? :3

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>>162261012
Really now?

Her voice is sort of weirdly attractive I guess, I am intrigued but not more
The face tho

>>162260907
Stop wanting to fuck your sister Triss, I know she's beautiful, but that's wrong anon.

how do i level up in gwent? how much win i need?
also i keep getting spoils of war in the reward screen. is it an error?

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>>162261501
>>162261012
More favorable angle with different weather

If you are going for obscure waifus the butcher's wife in Blackbough would be a far better choice imo

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>>162261438
>>162261565
noo! it's nice and pure :3

>>162260486
very nice

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>>162261501
>tfw you'll never cuddle and keep her warm after her last match goes out
>tfw you'll never save her from experiencing feezing to death over and over again, every night
>tfw you'll never break the cycle

CDPR WHY?!

>>162261238
That's the spirit I like!

> No GG

>>162261714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdg6x3X0vQA

Grave Hag
>silver
>3 strength
>disloyal
>when an opposing unit is destroyed the grave hag consumes so it doesn't go to the graveyard
>grave hag gains 2 strength for each unit consumed

fixed and now fun

How are you supossed to beat advanced decks as a new player?

>>162262178
oh I haven't met her yet, I didn't make the connection

>>162262413

W-what?

> disloyal
> when an opposing unit is destroyed
So when YOUR cards are destroyed?
What do you win with that?

That's what Vilgefortz will do in any case, deny the graveyard.
>>162262671
You don't.
Or you play memeweather and pray. OR you try to make a decent and cheap Skellige discard.

Yeah, that's it.
NR and Scoiatael are not an option

I don't have any Gwent key, but I just got two Rising Storm 2 keys.
Anyone want one ?

>>162262892
>W-what?

It's meant to counter res targets and cards that come back like olgeird and roach. so you place it on the opposing side, remove the roach (just as an example) the hag eats it and the hag gains 2 strength helping your opponent but now roach will never come back.

I know it's confusing but i think it would be a super fun card. i'm also not very good at explaining things.

>>162262892

Sounds like a great game with a balanced matchmaking

>>162263632
So it eats THE OWNER'S card, not the opponent's cards.

It actually can't work.
Cause you can Adrenaline Rush enemy cards. That means you could use it on her and simply let her eat all enemy cards.
Is unfair. Is broken.

And yeah, you can thunder her with your own cards yada yada
>>162263654
Is a beta, faggit.
Man up.
The matchmaking is crazy, but the fact that is closed beta with a limited playerpool and there is only one game mode doesn't help either.

>>162263938
can you put adrenaline rush on the other side of the board?

you should be able to horn your opponents cards so you can scorch them

>>162264296
That should be a special card or leader ability or whatnot and not basic horn

The type of thing where plebs go "dats stupid i don't ged id! XD" when they first see it but then you uncover the deep layers of strategy below

Still kind of stupid though

>>162264157
Yep

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why does anarietta not have a nude portrait in Blood and Wine?

>>162260486
What's your decklist and level? Igni + Ciri instead of other golds sounds interesting

>>162265680
why can't i take her home?

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>>162266376

>no anarietta romance
>no vivienne romance

CDPR hates blondes

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> Describe the current meta in one pic

Mad Rad control is missing thou
>>162266743
Looks like Billie Piper but with qtness instead of uglyness

>>162268221
>played Isengrim in the last round
Why did he do that? He's better at trimming the deck early on, plus you might have had to use more resurrections in round two.

I played my best game ever of Monsters vs ST and lost. I had the best draws and best plays imaginable.

I think it's time. if you can't beat em, join em. I hear the ST cards are expensive though...

>>162269126
what monster deck were you running?

>>162269126
I hope you have some ST cards already. The epics and legendaries in my deck would cost over 4k scraps to craft.

>>162268876
>played Isengrim in the last round

We both had a lot of cards.
In the first round the started spamming the brigades or whatever is the name. Used a mercenary, thunderbolt into the neoyphytes, Aelirenn appeared while I was just throwing spies at him.

We started the 3rd round with ~7 cards each one.
Yeah, he fucked up and made no pressure during the second round.

>>162269840
Damn, I'd never let Skellige go to round 3 with 7 cards if I could help it. If I can manage it, I whittle the opponent down to one resurrection, then I go first and place a trapper on the siege row. So many forfeits...

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What does this icon mean? I can't aard/igni it down.

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Look at this

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/general-discussions/7115630-the-small-design-flaws-and-oddities

WITCHER 1 > WITCHER 3 > WITCHER 2

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>>162271408
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>>162271408
you get an item later that will be able to interact with that icon

>>162271408
Keep playing story quest, you get an item.

>>162271595
>you will never be this autistic

feels good

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Why can't we fuck a qt blonde in Witcher 3? Not even Ves is fuckable

>>162272061
>thinking that is autistic
You have no idea what I've seen on strategy game forums.

>>162273028
I have been actively avoiding those

People probably actively pretend to be autistic a lot though

>>162274635
While some people pretend, some are quite genuine I assure you.

Damn, people get butthurt about Milva... Do they just not know about her?

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL MY KEGS HAVE SVANRIGE!

N-NANI?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNiRMcRDwY

>>162278329
MORI NO NAKA

KAZE NO NAKA

NEE

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>second round
>opponent has 2 savage bears
>kill his axeman before it can get big
>he plays a priestess to bring him back
>mfw

he immediately forfeited

>>162279546
lul

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>fuck up in first round
>still win
I love going 3/3 for the first keg.

>>162279546
At what level do people still play axemen?

>>162280204
that makes her look fat ;_;

>>162280876
I don't know why, but I find that collar thing in combination with that armor very hot, it's similar to her playboy outfit.

>>162281282

to each his own i guess.

>>162280204
>>162281282
She's perfect. If only there were some outdoor pictures of Triss in that outfit :3

>>162281395
Agreed, but for all I care Triss could wear a potato bag and still look gorgeous :3

>>162281642
It's too lewd for her to wear it outdoor, she could attract some unwanted attention, but sure, I'll take some shots.

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>>162280204

if you're going to post triss at least make her attractive

>>162282209
Trissfu is always attractive to me :3

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>>162282407

yeah but make her do lewd stuff

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>>162282581
Well, it's not like I can create porn or anything, I can only use the stuff that's in the game already and posting lewd pics is not allowed here anyway. I think the most it's tolerated are butt shots and even then it's sketchy.

>>162282581
does she gurgle cum between two shots of these pics? :3

>>162283317
Trissfu is truly the miracle of the universe

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>>162283317

nice butt. can you show off anarietta and vivienne? They're really cute and we never get to fuck them or play with their butts

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>>162283947
She most certainly is :3

>>162283949
I like Annarietta look wise, probably the prettiest character model in game, Vivienne seems kind of anemic to me. I'll make some sidefu images, but every time I do that, I get bored quickly and return to taking shots of my one true waifu, Triss.

>>162284691
Cult of Trissfu. Praise all those who deliver cute pictures of our one true goddess.

>>162285195
Yes, we need more cute pictures of Trissfu. My Triss folder has only 1296 images.

So, opinions on how borkh is dominating the game? dimeritum shackle will come and wreck his day but right now that dragon has taken igni's must play status

>>162283759
Delete ;_;

>>162284691

does anarietta not have any sweet slutty clothes to wear?

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Geralt's face at the end is priceless
there was also a good panel earlier in the comic where a troll was peeping on Ciri

>go to official witcher facebook page
>it's filled with semi naked pictures of waifus
kek, cdpr knows their fanbase

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>can't fuck Saskia
>can't fuck Ciri
>can't fuck the Lady of the Lake again
>can't fuck Eithne
J U S T

are they any notable dragoons in the witcher series?

>>162291325
yeah

>>162291419
name?

>>162291507
Saesenthessis

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>>162291712
i don't think you understand

>>162291016
She looks like an used sex doll, do you guys seriously find this attractive?

>>162291991
make me understand then you stupid fucking frogposter

>>162291016

make her wear lewd lingerie

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>>162292659
If you stop being so rude people might actually take the time to explain things to you that you don;t understand.

>>162292105
>She looks like an used sex doll,
Well it is Triss.

>>162292904
>frogposter
>people

next you'll tell me the waifucuck who keeps posting those awful triss screenshots with the retarded filter is a human being with feelings too

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>>162292105
Triss looks adorable, very sensual and erotic.

>>162292662
There isn't that much of a choice when it comes to underwear in the mod I'm using. Clearly the author didn't have perverts like me in mind when he was making it.

>>162293460
why haven't you kys yourself yet? it's time, my man. it's time.

>>162294254
You know that's not gonna happen, I need to live for Triss :3

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>>162293460

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>>162294942

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Pretty lewd thread, to be QUITE honest.

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>playing NR against Monsters
>final round
>he keeps a wild hunt rider
>2 reaver hunters in my hand 1 in deck
>play my first one
>Monster guy fogs
>have to play my second reaver hunter into the fog
>he passed immediately with 2 cards in hand because i'm out of cards he has the higher strength by 2
>my third reaver hunter in my deck is played automatically after he pass giving the buff 1 to all of them and i win the game

i feel kind of bad but that's what you get for not knowing the cards

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>>162298564

you want to be LEWD? lets get LEWD

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:3

>>162288445
>a troll was peeping on Ciri
did they fug

>>162271851

Idk why but some level 20 Leshens are in a few places before you reach high enough level to fight them. Some aren't even for quests or treasures. They're just there. No idea why. I ran into the same terrifying thing, doing that same quest, but he was in a different spot than yours. He was outside in the woods.

>>162306034
I also found one in the woods in that area, finding one in the cave like he did would fuck you up, at least outside you can run away

Where my sadfu bros at?

Gonna do NG+ on Death March. Anything I should do before starting it? Like collect all the crafted stuff?

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>>162304931

dirty birdy

>tfw i'm exclusively playing rad control

am i an asshole?

>>162282581
How can you even have the NPCs in different clothes and at other places? Is it a blood and wine thing?

>>162308564
Not any more than I am for playing Eithne ST control.

>>162310336
I want to play that but I just simply don't have the cards cards. Looks fun as fuck though.

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i want to be a servant boy who Anarietta bullies into her bedchamber to keep her warm at night

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>>162310326
Mods

>>162310431
It is fun, but as you said the card requirement is ridiculous.

>>162310650
Like GeraltDoppler?
What about all the hugging outside with Triss or Yenn? Is that also in a mod or is that a blood and wine thing in this case? Im really Interested cuz Triss is waifu

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>>162311630
Yeah, I use GeraltDoppler for appearance and clothes and Debug console extensions to use different poses and animations.

For hugging and kissing, I use Triss Companion mod, it's a mod that allows you to have Triss as a follower, talk to her or kiss her whenever you want. Here's the link:

http://forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/mod-discussions/86683-companion-mod

>>162312183
Thank you very much! That's awesome! Finally all my Triss-Kissing needs are satisfied!
Are there any other mods for romance-stuff that you'd suggest?

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>>162312183

can you show off anarietta's model? I'd greatly appreciate it

>>162312369
Not really, if you haven't played BaW, I strongly recommend it, Triss makes an appearance in the end if romanced.

>>162312847
Ah crap, I'm a poorfag at the moment, that's why I asked if it's a blood and wine thing in the first place, since I never got to try it. Maybe I will get it during the Winter sale, at least I got Hearts of Stone. One last question; Does the Triss Companion mod work without BaW?

>>162312742
Sure, I'll take a few shots of her.

>>162312975
HoS is amazing, you won't regret it, definitely pick up BaW when you get the chance though. Yeah, the mod works without BaW, you can use it whenever.

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>>162313492
Already have HoS, was worth every penny
>Tfw you buy a 60 dollar early access plane for DCS World
>Ends up too poor for BaW
>REEE

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>>162313492

thanks pal have a triss

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>>162314247

>>162315910

i want her to bully me

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>>162316339

>>162316523

qtqtqt

4 days

12 kegs w/o a single legendary or even epic card


Does CDPR hate me? What's their problem?

>>162324174
Go talk to the pellar

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>>162324363

Is The Witcher 3 better with a controller than a mouse and keyboard? Started the game yesterday and couldn't help but feel this was a game suited for controllers.

Does that change later on in the game?

>>162260907
>sitting here sipping a cup of coffee at 3:07 am
>I will never sleep with this woman, who probably looks pretty goddamn hot even without six layers of photoshop

Anything to fill the Triss shaped hole in my heart.

>>162272547
>he didn't bone Metz
I get where you're coming from but mate

>>162330335
cum buckets.

There's no way a real woman could surpass Trissfu.

>>162332514
How can one Triss be so waifu?

When should I be going to NG+?

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>>162333284
Trissfu carries all of our hopes and dreams

>>162330335
There's a girl out there for you Anon, you just need to find her! :3

>>162334817
I bear tremendous hate for you and your lifestyle in my heart

>>162335463
Trissfu is waiting for her faithful followers in the afterlife :3

How do i get cards in tw3? I bought some at the tavern in white orchard and that's it. Haven't found them anywhere.

>>162335501
That's far away though. He has a long life with this girl ahead of himself first! :3

>>162335941
>not keeping yourself pure for Trissfu

>>162335578
you buy them and you win against the baddest gwentlemen around like the bloody baron when you meet him

>>162335475
I understand that I'm incredibly lucky to have found Trissfu and that my happiness might make less fortunate people jealous, but I'm sure that you'll find a waifu yourself one day too and let go of your hate.

>>162336067
Allright thanks.

>>162336485
actually iirc everyone you can gwent against gives you a card when you win against them

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> Skellige poker

D-do I get a prize?

Also, I'm fucking bored of the game. I've played a dozen matches this morning and 8 were Radovid control. And only one didn't use Borkh.
The rest were 3 ST and 1 monster

>>162338215
D-shackle will nerf borkh, ocvist will get his legs broken and the meta nerf train will roll on

>>162338215
I just play enough to get 1-2 packs per day. don't want to burn out before there's new content

>>162338593
>D-shackle will nerf borkh

Probably.
But I think there is something wrong with the game when 60% of the ''best'' decks are just control shit.
Is so fucking dull. Is so boring I'm going back to finish The Phantom Pain, and I think the game is repetitive as shit, yet I prefer it to Gwent.
>>162338732
Yeah, I used to play up to 4 levels day.
Hell no. Now I stick to 2. But I'm considering just doing one cause seriously, is so repetitive...

The game really needs new cards and new game modes.

>>162338593
>the meta nerf train will roll on

I forgot to said, I fear they'll nerf Skellige.
I saw some people complaining about them (Even thou I haven't seen one single SKellige deck today).
And I consider Skellige to be the ''best faction''.
They feel like the funniest to play with and against it.
They are ''unpredictable'', have many combinations, very good and reliable cards...
Is awesome.

Yet ST/NR control is what you see most.
Damn...

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what do I take here? I play skellige atm but Sabrina seems the best card here

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>>162339107
Skellige is the most predictable opponent. They shitspam their spies in first round and just circleres shit afterwards. In every fucking match. Their last card is restoration\siegdrifa or decoy for siegdrifa.

>>162340134
sabrina is radovid's trump card

>>162340229
why is Jutta legendary? she seems pretty underwhelming without any abilities. what's the point of her?

>>162340278
They're epic, not legendary. Also, I hope she's a placeholder. At least Sheldon gets the dwarf buffs and makes Brouver able to match Eredin if he wants to.

>>162340278
She is epic, not legendary.

>>162280876
She is fat.

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Anyone care to help?
I got the Witcher 3 maingame for 13€ on black friday and got to beat it after a shitton of hours but I would like to play the DLC.
Problem is the DLC cost way more than the maingame and I won't pay more for a dlc than I did for the maingame, don't want to wait for a sale which also won't make it super cheap anyways.

I'd like to just download the 2 expansion DLCs, but it has been years since I last pirated a game and I'm quite out of touch.
Anyone wanna spoonfeed me?

>>162340781
you buy those.

>>162340847
I won't wait to play them in a year or two when they have an acceptable price. Rather not play them at all then, heard they're not that good anyways.

>>162340749
Every inch of her is perfect

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>>162340781
kickass cd

>>162339324
Queen Triss would be a kind and benevolent ruler.

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>>162330335
>Triss shaped hole in my heart
That's kind of cute :3

>>162341570
She already rules my heart with gentle tenderness.

>>162340140
>Skellige is the most predictable opponent
Nah.
You have wounding Skellige
Self wounding
Weather
Discard
Discard + Queensguard + Cerys
Revival with skirmisher
Total destruction with Kambi
Spies
> They shitspam their spies in first round
Weird.
The Skellige I knew spammed them during the second round after winning the 1st round

built a new ST deck, won the last 10 games with it without dropping a single round.
this kills the balance

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>>162342672
can you meme harder than me? Saskia might be better than zoltan, idk

>>162260990
Irritating the opponent is the greatest and purest pleasure of all - why the fuck should anyone just give in?

>>162343414
drop the archers for thunderbolts and lacerate for hawkers. that's meme overdrive

>>162343718
archers are 7 if they hit, 2 if they don't and you can fuck yourself being forced to hit something, meaning your own unit with an unlucky thunder and hawker support is meme central but a shit against anyone good

What does Triss smell like?

>>162344113
Geralt

>>162344113
Yennefer

>>162344113
Roach

Why is Triss so much more popular than Yennefer?

>>162344239
She's not, Yennefer is more popular among the hardcore base and Triss among the casual players(there are of course exceptions on both sides), they are pretty even overall and if one is more popular it's not by much.

Hmm, I know I am late with this, but...

Regarding the ending of HOS.
The single most poignant emotional reason for me to, at the end of it all, let O'Dimm complete the pact was how Olgierd threatened Iris (it will pay you dearly to go back on your promise to me). Not to speak of having his own brother killed, killing your wife's father, etc.

Sorry, but the amount of suffering Iris had to go through because of Olgierd left me with no sympathy for the guy whatsoever.

Now, if Olgierd had, say committed suicide or some horrible fate had befallen him after I saved him from O'Dimm, then yes, I would have considered that ending tragic and befitting enough (since I do not prefer for Tradowski's soul to remain in eternal torture), but currently...meh.

>>162344757
why are they walking around with their pantsu off?

>>162344551
Twardowski, mind.

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>>162344757
>vorefag
>footfag
delet yourself

>>162344551
For me, the reason it makes more sense to let Gaunter have Olgierd's soul comes down mostly to unnecessary risk Geralt has to take and risk his own soul for Olgierd. It's not that I had no sympathy for him, but he is not Geralt's friend and I don't see why he would risk his life going against someone so unpredictably powerful like Gaunter. Plus a deal is a deal and I try to keep Geralt neutral when it comes to people that aren't part of his close circle of loved ones and friends.

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>>162344941
>not wanting to lick Trissfu's feet

>>162344757
What is wrong with people...

>>162344551
>>162344551
gamers just like to execute their hero-fantasies, even in the context of the witcher... you can see that many of the choices written into the game could have actually have been made more gray but since they were catering to wider audience's inherent moral stereotypes it's obvious that many would go for 'i beat the devil!!!!!!!!raaaar!i am a monocles wearing badasss!!!' ending...

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What should I do with the underlined settings in the picture?
They always confuse me because most make the games look like shit.

I have LOD Distance - Normal
Depth of Field Gameplay - Enabled
Ubersampling - Disabled (I just built a PC I guess I can handle this)

All the other crap Bloom, Blur, Cinematics are disabled because they just seem to me that they make the game look worse.

Why do they even put those in games?
I have a feeling that they are console tricks to hide the bullshit textures in the background that consoles can't handle.

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How is this not the face of the perfect pregnant sorceress?

>>162351251
Her heart might be warm and fertile with love, but her womb is cold and barren.

>>162344113
Semen

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>>162351656
Wise men once said that you can't know for sure until you've tried a thousand times.

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>>162352773
True :3

>tfw no friends on gog

>>162353804
I could be your friend if you want to.

>>162354613
Do you play Gwent by chance?

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>page trissfu and geralto

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Fapping to Ciri is so good

>>162358813
why can't we romance cireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

gwent news courtesy of plebbit

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwent/comments/5hkta0/cdpr_revealed_a_lot_of_major_changes_that_will/

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why are russian girls the best?

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I'm very aware of how important card advantage is which is why I'm leaning Ocvist.

But what kinda return rates are we looking at here, is it a good card? does it get nuked 100% of the time? is it easy to get multiple returns in a game?

>>162360664
cute, witcher waifus are the best :3

>>162264157
i use adrenaline rush to drive people mad with enemy's cow card.

>>162359865
>nilfgaard about revealing the opponent's card in their hand
neat

>>162361373
If you are playing Radovid Control deck, Ocvist is a must. If you are playing any other deck, he is kinda bad for card advantage since he is vulnerable and takes long to activate, but when it does you build decent card advantage since usually you can gain 2 or 3 turns of card advantage with him through out the match if you play him properly.

>>162359865
>set rotation
ded gem

what is the spare cards in the mill section?
are they random cards? cards that player have too much on him? what are those?

>>162363872
you can have 3 bronse and 1 silver-gold cards
duplicates - spare cards

>>162363872
it mills everyspare card down to 3 copies

>>162363872
You can have up to 3 bronze cards and 1 silver and gold card of the same card. So for example if you have 1 commanders horn and got another one in a keg you have 1 commanders horn as a spare card, since you are not able to use it in your deck since you are only allowed 1 of each silver card (and up to 6 silver cards) per deck.

That is basically a quick way of turning dead cards in your collection into scraps so you can actually craft something you can use.

>>162364107
>>162364134
so 3 is the maximum for bronze and 1 is for silver.
ok i got it.
monster deck is fun btw. do you have any recommended cards?

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What is the strongest Gwent faction at the moment assuming you have every single card at your disposal?

What is your favorite faction?

>>162364458
karantir, leshen, caretaker

>>162365324
Imagine Triss in Ves' clothes :3, surrounded by hungry Temeria soldiers obviously

>>162365587
In that scenario, I'd rather imagine Ves in her own clothes, hungry Temerian soldiers have no business with Trissfu.

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>>162364458
For monsters? Always start crafting neutral cards that can be useful. Decoy, Ciri, Geralt Igni, etc etc then focus on the cards that can be useful for each faction.

For Monsters I would say go for Water Hag, Caranthir, Leshen, White Frost, Merigold's Hailstorm first and then focus on getting Caretaker and Draug, Nirtral and Aeromancy and maybe Skellige Storm but that isn't as useful.

>>162364613
I think the game is pretty balanced I am level 152 and I can't say I have faced a faction or deck I can't beat, I have matches that were won in landslides and lost in the same manner against all factions.

Personally I feel that some control decks are kinda OP but nothing to cry CDPR about, I think. My favorite Faction is Skellige and Birma is/was my favorite card (FUCK YOU CDPR FOR NERFING HER!).

I am thinking of dropping the Captain Pirate but to be honest I have no clue what other bronze card should replace him. My leader is Craite and Crate since it is the best to hide my intentions and it doesn't kill my card advantage like Bran does.

>>162365937
thanks anon

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i'm finally figuring out how to counter igni, you just need to have MULTIPLE things that can bait and be burned by igni.

wild hunt rider + blue potion = everyone ignis that shit
using Ge'els on a bunch of little wolves and hounds spawned by caranthir/woodland = igni'd
buffing up one monster = igni'd

you can't igni all my shit motherfucker

>>162361373
octvist is also super good in harlod decks.

>>162363849
What does set rotation mean?

>not a (you) in a single day
/wtc/, I AM DISSAPOINTED !

>>162368375
old cards get removed from the game when new ones come in.

>>162354942
I do.
For now, at least.

>>162368492
Oh (you)

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>>162368525
>For now, at least.

What did he mean by this?

>>162368503
Ah. Shit. That's what I was assuming.

Seems like a shitty move, but the easiest way to avoid power creep.

>>162368921
It is normal for most card games because the balance becomes a bitch once you have several hundred cards that need to be balanced out, so older cards get removed and the devs only focus on balancing the new batch of cards.

>>162370348
>that filter
>that slut
when will you kys yourself, my man?

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>>162372304
Never. Here, have a waifu :3

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I want to start a quiet life with this cutie in a far away land. Making a hut, farming the land and raising cute children :3

>>162377103
She'll betray you like she betrayed her sister!

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This vine is going to taste delicious :3

What are the best 4 gold cards for my weather mosters? I'm using Caretaker, Avallac'h, Leshen and Caranthir but I also have Ciri, Igni, Imlerith and Draug

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I'd sell her out for 30 silver coins

>>162381156
if you use Leshen and Caranthir make sure it's definitely in combination with Ge'el leader, to make use of those shitty little units that spawn. Otherwise don't use them (and use the silver weather cards instead).

as for Caretaker, Avallac, Ciri, Igni... well I think igni beats all of those cards. and then the next most important thing is card advantage. that's my two cents.

>>162382694
I'm using Dagon right now. I'm lvl 50 right now and yes, card advantage is too important I wanted to use Ciri again. I was using Igni before the patch,but now with the nerf seems a bit underwhelming.

So if I go with Ciri, Igni, Avallac'h and Caretaker, what silvers should I use? 3 Double Weather + Decoy + Giant + Water Hag?

>>162380825
Imagine having a leather whip and forcing slave Triss to work in the fields all day long.

>>162383437
one big disadvantage of using Dagon is your opponent knows what you're doing before the game even starts, 3 clear skies for you lol.
>I was using Igni before the patch,but now with the nerf seems a bit underwhelming.
don't be fooled, they didn't nerf it enough. Versus Scoia'tael it can sometimes be difficult to get it off, but it depends on their deck.

silvers... i dunno, i'm currently using ice giant, ocvist, water hag, decoy, horn, frost & rain. i might go back to using 2 silver weathers soon, but with leshen/caranthir/hag it can be too many weather cards.

>>162384624
The good thing about Dagon is it's versatility, since I can always cast a Rally effect against other monsters and I always have a backup weather just in case. In fact, it's pretty useful to bait a Clear Skies.

I'll try Igni again, then. The fact is that my golds are pretty tight now since Avallac'h and Caretaker are a must. I'll have to learn how to use the deck with less weather, though.

How's good Ocvist for you? It's one of those cards I've always wanting to try and I thing I'll craft it soon

>>162385823
>it's pretty useful to bait a Clear Skies.
you're running monster weather... you don't want to bait/attract ANY clear skies, the "versatility" with rally isn't worth it.

maybe you're not there in matchmaking yet but you should assume extreme intelligence on your opponent's part. If they see Dagon = they're taking all of their clear skies. 100%.

ocvist absolutely rapes opponents who have no nukes and who only do their thing on their side of the board.

>>162386578
Could you post your list?

I don't know, my opponents now aren't using more than 1 or 2 Clear Skies, which I can deal with pretty easily since I have 3 Double Weather + Dagon + 3 Units that creates weather and some Lacerates

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>>162384478
I would never harm Trissfu.

>>162378720
rude

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>page triss

>>162395556
let it die, friend.

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>>162399659
Never :3

>when you completely shut down the skellige skirmisher res combo on your last turn with a well placed borkh

feelssogoodman.jpg

>>162405292
D E C O Y
E
C
O
Y

>>162407167
he couldn't, already used it on my spy. LUL

>>162324174
>>162324363
just got a sigdrdrifa card, wew

>>162408493
she is only an epic, right?

>>162408997
yeah but it's better than the scraps I've received all week

>>162409072
yeah, i didn't mean to downplay your keg. congratulations anon, use and abuse her well.

Just had first light bug out on me and instead of giving me an archer it kept a giant ass rally card on the field for the rest of the game. I had to play only using the numbers on the side of the rows, I was blind to his board

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>you will never have a girl like Triss in real life

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>>162419976
>tfw you had one but you let her get away

>>162419976
In my dreams, Triss feels real.

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>>162419976
>tfw no ves gf
>tfw no triss gf
>tfw no shani gf
>tfw no yen gf
>tfw no ciri gf
>tfw never a gf

>>162420156
how did you fuck that up?

>>162420361
funny, actually had a dream with her in it last night

>>162420517
pretty much any woman in TW3 is incredibly attractive

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>>162420710
>had a dream with her in it last night
Lucky you

>>162404052
what filter? oil painting?

Why cant i have 2 Sheldons in my deck?
I only have 3 silver cards and <40total cards in my deck.

>>162422579
only 1 of each silver and gold

>>162382651
I'd sell her body for five coppers an hour.

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>>162420043
>>162413112
C-cute.

>>162359480
>>162358813

Geralt and Ciri settle down together at the end of Blood and Wine, if she became a witcher and reneved the wineyard.

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Papa must have die due.

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>>162345872
>the intelligent being chooses yen
>the mindless beast chooses triss
POTTERY

>>162345872
Good man, I require sauce

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Card advantage is everything in this game.

>no shieldmaiden to sheathe my sword in

Triss?

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>>162420156
HOW?!
WHY?!
and then why even live now?

Also what kind of workbench is this?
What's its name or usage?

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Philippa a cute! A CUTE!

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I have a 2500k, 8gb ram and a gtx770.

Can I run this on 1440p/60Hz at any decent graphics?

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>>162421869
Yup, modified to my liking.

>ywn fugg a siren

this is the worst

>>162432447
Is it ftp? I made an account for the beta long ago but couldnt play

>>162438141
f2p, p2w

>>162435876
Don't think so at 1440p, but at 1920x1080 yeah, don't worry.

>>162426592

Not romantically though.

>>162438851
>tfw i just want to dream this tonight.

>>162438851
Yeah, she looks so happy, like a purring kitten.

gonna craft another Legendary card

I have The Last Wish, Decoy, Isengrim, Geralt Igni, Avallach already

I usually play ST with hawker supports, isengrim and special card spam

what do I craft? I was thinking maybe Iorveth or Aglais

>>162440046
I also want to craft Borkh since so many times I play against him I just pass the round.

>>162365937

Have the same Opinion as you and nearly the same deck but i dont have Ciri but Ceres and run 3 Queenquards because i like them

>>162435876
1440 is a solid no.
You can nearly max out 1080 if you don't mind 30fps though.
You can hit 60 in most areas if you reduce foliage distance to low but game is unplayable on anything below high desu.

Ciri! :3

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>play someone with better cards
>they play like shit
>they lose
>they don't give GG after

stay bad, fucktard kiddos

Should I buy hearts of stone and blood and wine right now or wait for a sale?

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Did you guys defend the innocent merchant, have the soldier murder him because he might be a spy and you want to be netural or did you kill him since he was clearly spying for Nilfgaard?

>>162449909
I think the expansion pass doesn't go on sale so that stays at 25, Blood & Wine goes from 25 to 15 and Hearts of Stone from 10 to 7.50

This is as of last sale

It depends how much you want to wait for two shekels of savings, but the winter sale is probably soon

>>162449909
blood and wine is 9.99 on amazon

>>162452704
I just really fucking love this meme where they have physical video game copies that are basically just a code and some packaging around it and then they reduce the price because it takes up shelf space they need

Amazon is basically paying me money so that they can get back the shelf space the plastic wrapped around my Steam code takes up