Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

post tina tucker abominations

Sylvari are trash and you should feel like trash if you main one.

mcharr tongue my fluffy cunny

pleasuring vae under the desk during an important HOPE officer meeting

I'm going to spend wintersday with anon.

>>162245216
are you simgle, anon?

>>162246645
>simgle
lol

>>162246645
>simgle
ha ha

https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/pvp/Upcoming-Changes-to-Skills

Reminder. Could DH be dead for good? I think the slow effect could be fun in PvE

>>162247132
who are you ?

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Rikki I....
I'm sorry....
*swings axe*

>>162252505
this is quizno post

I hate /gw2g/.
Putting even the most autistic manchildren to shame.

>>162252590
this 'data' was collected over a period of 6 months, posted pic included

This is /gw2g/, accept it or do something about it

>>162252971
>This is /gw2g/, accept it or do something about it
retarded? also cringey as fuck

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>>162253094
It's our culture

>>162253778
its 4chan, unless your a fucking idiot you just use the report button or literally hide the first shitpost you see so all replies to it are hidden

gw2g is only bad if you cant take advantage of filtering, and give the furries the attention they are begging for

>>162252971
cringe

>>162253910
>hide the first shitpost you see so all replies to it are hidden
so that's why they always shitpost without replying to eachother

>>162254874
yep, easier chance someone gets 'triggered' or turned on and replies

>>162248779
I dont think the change will affect much, PvE wise. Slow is still soft cc and it's only about 25 break bar value less than the daze once its run its course.
The 87% increase to resolve though, why the fuck is that PvP only?
It needs a buff in PvE because as it stands wings of resolve is a straight up buff to the virtue.

>>162254938
>The 87% increase to resolve though, why the fuck is that PvP only?
The same reason they buffed certain weapons in PvP only that have long been PvP only weapons, they're retarded.

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post lineups

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So, how about this for a new revenant?

>>162256428
those fucking haircuts dear lord, that's hideous

>>162258041
I'd squeeze his butt.

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Where the FUCK are the DS groups in LFG?! Been waiting for 20 fucking minutes now

Dead fucking game

DED
E
D

Taimi is the best gf in the world!

>>162259184
are you retarded? pretending to be retarded? being ironic? or being post-ironic?

>>162259184
ANet made the mistake of creating an entire map that needs a huge group of people, and forgot that their shitty megaservers wind up isolating people most of the time.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

>>162259184
>>162259623
nigga DS doesnt start for another fuckin hour

>>162259765
cringe

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>>162259765
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP.>>162245345 >>162245345
>>162245345
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.

But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.

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>>162259890
>>162259890
Did you not read my post? I was waiting for 20 minutes already so i was there in time just as the map was resetting.

>>162259594
Kys retard

>>162259623
Yeah and i also noticed that DS never offers you the "there are only few players left in this instance" option either as opposed to the other maps

>>162259765
>be gone because computer died
>finally come back
>visit gw2g and the other generals I browse
>this "meme" is still being posted
>someone actually spends their time posting this every day
>it's been going on for a year
now this is real autism

>>162260670
The best part is I think this person got banned from the game almost a year ago and hasn't played since. They're literally posting that every thread to try and trick new players.

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I'm on my old computer and I just found this amazing piece of art!

just fluff my femcharr up senpai

>>162260126
European?

>>162260770
holy shit that's even more pathetic, but you never know whats behind the motives of a troll, it could be something as little as "LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM" to getting kicked from one of the guilds in the OP and having a really fragile ego

>>162260126
>Kys retard
So retarded than k

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>>162262075
probably, its clearly done in spite, but they might be convinced theyre "winning" somehow

>>162256428
that's a cute black fhd

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>>162261185

>>162265549
>tfw florburz husband (female)
>tfw grabbing your dick all rats together with
>tfw miki will never finger her memes
>tfw neck deep in the pussy's pussy

this is great

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>tfw too intelligent for FHDs

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Does anyone here like femcharrs . . . . ?

>>162249724
analvore

>>162267009
yes . . . . . . . .

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>>162265549
>tfw no australian femcharr wife to suicide bomb with
>tfw you will never tickle your barb with squatfu so hard she explodes into cumming
>tfw neck deep in the pussy's pussy

This is fucking gold. Can we get a saturday dump of these instead of the cat images?

>>162265549
>automated cunnyposting
how

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sexually attractive cats

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Post your GW2 crushes.

>>162269169
It's text generated through Markov chains with cunnyposts as a base. This is what chinese spambots usually do

>>162267653
not only does he force his bad joke

but he also comes off a total creep

this stuff is always related somehow

rikki is a mary sue

wait nvm he doesnt have character to begin with. thats why he has to force his lol

>>162272234
pedo...or should I say PAedo?

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>>162256428
S-sorry, I don't have a lineup ready but I draw art of my character! Do you like her?

>>162274740
I hate you for being good at art.

pm me prisca stripemane

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>>162275081
Here's her incestuous brother that I drew. It's okay because all Sylvari are related!

>>162275969
Yes but can you use a headwear that isn't Wreath of Cooperation?

>>162276354
It's the best headwear, there's no reason to use anything else.

t. someone else

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>>162274740

God fuck that is pretty.

>ywn have a qt salad gf

>>162272234
Linkkle should be deleted, worthless rat with junk design. Just like that black and red newspaper rat.

>>162276998
Linkkle is cute but the hidden ears makes me wonder what else they hide

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save linkkle!

>>162265549
>tfw you unleashed the ultimate cunnyposting this world has ever known

>>162278032
I'll save you!

>>162278032
>saves skritt instead

Kissing Linkkle on the ears.

>>162276736
Maybe it is if you have shit taste and are uncreative.

Throwing Linkkle out window and replacing with fhd Zelda.

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>>162278032
she's in a better place now

>>162279285
Kissy kissy

>>162272234
Linkkle was cute in cosplay when she was actually linkkle.
I wouldnt even spit in her direction with her current attire.

Linkkle is a waste

Linkkle is my wife.

>>162279989
Your wife is a big fat mess

>>162280072
I'll love her no matter what.

I'm going to love Vuncia in the butt

I'm going to sniff all the femcharr everywhere on their body

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>>162272234

>>162274740
>>162275969
>the bluevari twins

I want these...

I'm going to make femcharr feel like a femcharr more than ever before

>>162272234
Officer Peachy_________

>>162282675
that's a Norn.

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>>162283216
>>162282675

NHD
H
D

FUTA
U
T
A

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>>162283591
Norn Human Daugther

Vae, kick Rikki and Quizno right now, they're breaking the rules.

>>162282675
another retarded quizno post

watch now, as I submerge myself in the grool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWmBeVRWoc

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strong femsura

>>162288156
>Lani
>femsura

>>162288156
ew lmao

>>162288156
Lani looks worse with Rikki's wig on.

>>162288156
whats wrong with the one on the left's face

>>162283896
>>162282675
>>162272234
>>162271479
>>162267009
>>162265762
>>162265549
>>162286039

All your posts are screaming, "Why don't our parents worry about us, why don't our parents worry about us!"

>>162289520
they are free spirits, let them be

>>162289520
cringe

>>162289520
First one has nothing to do with parents T B H. The rest are all Quizno and the furfags being cringe-lords.

Feels good not being cancer :)

>>162292146
European?

>>162293118
yes

>>162292146
you're a cute lil anon

>>162295017
thanks man

I kinda want to join [FUN] but that day is not today

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>>162272234

>clor island

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>>162283896
Severe autism is not grounds to kick a person yet
>>162292146
:3

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>>162272234

>>162300516
delete this NOW

lol vae can shitpost about rats all he wants and will never get kicked
good guild hope

>>162301643
shut the fuck up already calsi and fuck off with your grudge

>>162301643
>>162302189
nice falseflagging

>>162302293
>calsi obviously hates vae
>shitposts about him
>plays it off as falseflagging

>>162303797
>spread meme that calsi hates vae
>shitpost about vae as "calsi"
>call "calsi" out immediately after
>the perfect forced meme

where is cassandra?

>>162300516
Lani doesn't look right without her boy cut

>>162303797
>>162304121
your damage control is getting really pathetic calsi, kys

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>>162264741
you know, the more people post this one, the more it grows on me
at first it was just a meh throw-away doodle but now it seems more adorable...

anyways, hows the thread life been?

>>162305346
_ _ _ M
N I C E
_ _ _ M
_ _ _ E R P

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>>162304710
Agreed, swoop with straps is the only way I want it.

>>162306451
the floozy swoop is timeless and unbeatable t b h

>>162306451
part those straps

>>162306598
fuck off calsi nobody wants you here

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>>162305457
same old, same old

>>162306684
you're just tsundere for calsi, you can't even quote their posts right lmao

Evens delete my femsura
Odds keep her

>>162307302
NO..... dont do this

>>162307302
post her before you delete her. We need to know what the world has lost.

>>162307591
The only thing lost was a trace of shit taste.

>>162307765
Huh? No, you still have that.

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>>162307302
Excellent

I am finally free from the rat menace.

May the gods smile upon me.

>>162302293
retarded?
that's not what falseflagging is, thats namedropping

if 0-8 I'm deleting my vuncia clone

>>162311840
it probably actually is calsi getting triggered and thinking people fucking care about him or vae when its like 1 guy trying to get a reaction out of him, its hilarious because I don't know who else would actually care

>>162305910
like this post where he shows his subconscious need to blame drosera/ERP for everything bad that happens to him

>>162307302

doubles and you don't do this

1-9 delete my femcharr
0, keep the femcharr

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>>162307302

>>162319763
cute...

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>meanwhile in WvW

>>162306451
I want to do new and exciting things with Lani, then make a scrapbook with all the pictures we took.

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>>162320195
to be fair, you are in hope...

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>>162320195

>>162320195
>2016
>Enemies in WvW can still block you, fetch your name, and communicate

>>162320835
you coward btch oother

>>162320625
Moustachio Rikki is much cuter than regular Rikki.

>>162306451
>all that goo
>green meat
wtf is that place

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>>162322190
t-that must b-be Calsi's Grotto....

>>162320195
That's just what Nocturnal does. He's incredibly bad at the game and VERY easy to get a whisper from. He can't disengage for shit, so if you jump on him after you blob him down, it's guaranteed he'll say something. I don't know how he hasn't quit the game yet.

>>162324118
do you have any more logs of him? It's always fun to see a baddy melt down

>>162324118
damn

Vae carrying my femcharr to bed

vae giving a femcharr mouth to mouth after she pretends to be drowning

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>Fighting a d/d condi thief with 200+ ping

Somebody help me

>>162325196
Rifle Warrior

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>People actually take a busted game mode like WvW seriously

>>162325817
roamers and the like are pvp rejects.
Balance in pvp is iffy, but wvw completely breaks it.
It's an e-peen contest where the winner still has a microdick.

>>162320835
dros i've been drinking
i need you to kiss me right now in this thread

>>162326346
*gkisses u

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>>162326412

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>dros replies to anon and not me


WTF!!!!!!

>>162326884
Hahaha, cucked

cucking vae right after he logs off fur the night

delphy and vae flirting on discord

making vae cry just bants in discord after he's btfo

shaving vae's tufty overnight and laughing in the morning

demoting vae

namedropping myse, err

namedropping vae for attention

demoting calsi for shitposting

oothier gkicking autistic rats for good

Suckling vaes dick after he got done barbing my fluffy cunny

>>162327908
>>162328092
>>162328554
>things that will never happen

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First time back in wvw for reset in 2 weeks! Had a fun time. Hope my other wvw buddies had fun too :)

shrinking vae to turn him into a pocket mcharr barbsleeve

>>162329286
good job daddy

>>162330143
I know who you are

>>162330143
rikki stop

Snatching vaes used loin cloth while he sleeps

why is ratarikki such a slut for comfycock

>>162330410
Rikkitata*

squeezing vae's hairy nutsack until he comes from the pain

>>162330212
>>162330410
shut the fuck up about my gf??? she's sleeping?????

>>162330539
omg

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>>162330517
Is that even possible?

>>162330769
_yes, but usually accompanied with anal fisting

>>162330143
thanks rattata anon

i am a cute boy
who will be my gf(female) if I play this game

also is there anything to do at endgame? I was interested on launch but heard there wasn't much in the way of it.

>>162331741
>who will be my gf(female)
Deputy Delphy, Primo Cockluster Supreme

endgame is pretty much the same, farming fractals, raids, open world events, wvw and PvP

>>162332339
fuck you

>>162332364
fuck off rexxie

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>>162330859
Sounds painful.

>>162332509
only the first few times

>>162331741
/w me Fley

>adds Fley to block list and beings stalking

Get that ERP in, anons

fugg

I'm glad rats aren't autistic like charrposters
It would suck to be part of the problem

Has the game's writing gotten any better or is it the same old cringy bullshit?

>>162333354
it got worse in LS3 due to Braham

>>162333202
yeah, thank god

vae...

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>>162332481
fuck you

>>162332774
don't do this you fr*cken noob
fley is mine

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>>162333202
most of their screenshots creep me the fuck out. its the eyes

>>162329286
Wow Rowan you're pretty handsome with short hair and that stubble look.

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>>162333807

>>162333689
fuck off rexxie, and fley is clearly NOT "yours" if they're looking for erp in the thread lmao

tfw no gw2g femcharr to have sexual intercourse with

>>162333825
thanks anon. It's a nice haircut to have during summer. I think I'll keep it during winter too coz it really doesn't get too cold here, and it's an easy haircut to do, I cut it myself actually.

>>162333902
Nah fuck you and your silly fantasies.

Y-yummy noodlesuras!

>>162334607
:D

>>162334830
fucken vae lmao

>>162335952
what do vaes paws smell like?

I have a quota to fulfill.

Linkkle
Oothier
Teyah
Vae

Respond to this post when you can.

>>162336002
Leather and memes
>>162336051
*responds 2 u*
What's up famalam

>>162336152
Thank you, Vae. You're alright