League of Legends General - /lolg/

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New player here, these are my top champions

What do they say about me

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MATING

PRESS

A gift

From the forest

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who do you do it for lolg?

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>tfw cant read moonrunes

I need to get some chinkbro to tell me what it says

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>>162051019
Ezreal.

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C U T E

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>Can't stop playing Aatrox
>Get tired of winning, open Cowsep's stream
>He's losing to an Aatrox

... Are the League Gods trying to tell me something?

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>>162050920
>Cancer
>Pretty cool dude
>Pretty cool dude
>HASAGI levels of cancer

I am conflicted about what to say about you.

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>>162050993
I've got two thumbs and a shield

Early post for all champions are canon pansexual furries, and they are all involved in a gigantic poly relationship with every other champion in the game.
Yes, even Urgot.

>>162050982
Yes I don't see it
I'd rather have a tall woman with a fat ass, or just a shapely ass actually

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>>162051094
>Shyv, TF and Karthus

You have not completed your time machine yet I see.

>2% of the population is actually gay
>this means it's already retarded to assume somebody is gay by default
>not only that but ezreal has shown canon interest in a female
>"nuh uh he's totally gay because riot hasn't confirmed anything"

Tumblr was a mistake

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>tfw no adc gf

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>no Rengar nerfs on the PBE
really makes you think

>>162051070
How do you even accomplish that with the worst edgelord in the game.

>>162051204
pls I don't want to relive that moment..

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>>162051095
>Tfw ImThem x Katarina is not canon
>Tfw Marcus x Vi IS canon

>>162051201
Yes, a mistake you should go back to.

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@162051201

You gotta spew a few more memes to earn those (you)s if you really want them, you dumb whore.

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>>162051204
>Have rengar on my team
>Playing Ahri
>He pings me in to take a 2v5 fight with him
>I go in with him for some reason
>I get a double kill and he gets a triple
>None of us die

I was terrified.

>>162051201
>hes still going on about this
>no one even said ez is gay
>they just post gay shit

can you fucking write a blog about it on redit already?

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>>162051249
Playing like an absolute madman whenever his passive is up, powerfarming when it's not. Also I seem to be the only one taking Red Smite on him for some reason.

>>162051204
You're right, it's in the patch notes instead.

>>162051204
lag

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/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA
pw: vidya

>>162051304
this shit gets worse every time I see it

>>162051323
>champion extremely weak to being kited
>don't take the slow smite

>>162051326
shit I didn't know 6.24 was out
well that's good

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>>162051201
>Tumblr was a mistake

They really were. They couldn't even meme Hilary into presidency. What good are they?

>>162051386
Well if you miss your Q you're getting kited no matter what. I build bork immediately after Bloodrazor tho which helps.

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>>162051095
Garen, after being materialized by anons through the power of memes, barges in with a look of anger on his face.

"WHERE IS KATARINA?!"

"IMTHEM YOU FIEND, I'VE SEEN YOUR SHITPOSTS, I KNOW YOUR INTENT"

"I CHALLENGE YOU"

He raises his sword and a villain icon appears over your head.

>>162051440
CONTINUE

POST GAREN GURO SMUT

>>162051440
you have to kill someone to be the villain though, imthem isn't strong enough to bend a spoon let alone take a life

Does Riot just not fucking realize you can't keep Azir as a 1300 range magic damage AD carry while still having the insec shit?

They have to choose one or the other

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>>162051440
>Garen
>Wasting his time on imcuck

He's too busy being balls-deep in his wife.

>>162051492
they mentioned a rework was in development some time ago

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>>162051440
Ho ho a story and a challenge you seek, but garen you are yet led on by silver tongue for if you knew my intentions you would but bow your head in humility, however you are set to purpose from minds beyond your control and I would seek to free you from such misery, en garde. *draws rapier and tenses on tiptoes*

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>>162051440
>ImThems face when

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>>162050785
The Aatrox teaser had a drawing of Lux and Ezreal together on his desk, and when asked he was embaressed about it and hid the picture afterwards. Lux is also on Ezreal's friends list now, the Howling Abyss Piltover shopkeeper will tease Ezreal about "The rumors about him and Miss Crownguard". At worst their friends and he has a big crush on her, at best they're dating, but we haven't gotten an outright statement confirming it one way or the other. It's certainly more canon than anything else, though Taric and Ezreal still gets jokes about it since it's been a fan joke for years now.

>>162051215
It was a board game but it got a whole radio play with it. You should listen to it, it's actually somewhat long and entertaining, and has most of the actual VAs for the characters. Also, Rumble isn't a playing piece because in the games lore he's mission control and telling them what to do over the radio (he's the players essentially).
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/mechs-vs-minions/choose-a-mission

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>>162051204
Is the Rengar dunkey build back?

>>162051201
>Tumblr was a mistake

tumblr's founder said that also

>>162051604
I miss the days when you could buy wards.

>>162050883
>>162051085
I never said he was gay, just that they were kind of vague about his deal.

Maybe it's just me but you can't really have a serial killer who's sexually-fueled by his murders and then call him an asexual.

>>162051603
if its just that dont fucking post that its CONFIRMED that theyre dating

dont get my hopes up with bullshit

everyones seen this outdated shit that is in NO way a confirmation of anything other than them being friends

someone should just make a ticket and ask a rioter already so we can get this fuck out of here already

>>162051603
Man i wish Aatrox would get some love. He's a pretty neat character and I like his design
>inb4 ow the edge

Here's to hoping his eventual rework makes him live up to his potential.

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>>162051489
Garen's force of will allows him to choose his target in this instance. His love for Katarina gives him power beyond his normal capabilities.

>>162051563
Garen charges, and makes a mighty swing right at your torso.

You've taken 2d8 physical damage from Garen's greatsword, and an additional 1d4 of true damage from being the villain.

>>162051201
>Trying to argue with fags

Don't bother, the only thing that works on them is electricity.

>>162051741
when he was fired from head of the design team morello cursed aatrox with his dying breath so he'd be shit forever
forever

>>162051604
Somewhere under there is the enemy Lee Sin with a crying Yasuo nearby.

>>162051604
God I miss ward forests

>>162051741
ALL THEY NEED TO DO is buff the toggle-on of his W. THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS.

>>162051513
>tfw garen will never be balls deep in you

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Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.

>>162051884
Did this drawfag die? He was pretty good.

>>162051884
>those thighs
Is she even able to wipe her ass after shitting

>>162051696
I unironically miss the days when all you had was boots, a sightstone and a pile of wards. You had to actually be good at support back then, because if you fucked up at all you were as good as dead. Now some faggot mid or top player just picks something like Brand, Vel or Naut, shits out damage or tanks like it's nothing, and don't actually bother to learn how to support besides placing a few paltry wards every now and then.

>>162051764
What is this they come into battle with hands of die? *vanishes from your decisive strike and appears at the vital point behind you* I learn many fighting styles there is no technique that mere die could bring me to harm you are in over your head *sheathes rapier vanishing from sight again, only to appear behind an individual summoner, blade resting in sheath as his form collapses*

>>162051884

Polymorph/whimsy is the best non ult support ability in the game debate me you will lose.

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>>162051304
>akali literally has a move where she fucking flying kicks someone from 1000 yards away
>B tier
>actually lower than ashe and azir

>>162052015
Imthem i know you think this is hilarious because it's soooo ironic XD but it's really not its straight up pathetic

>>162051971
>A sightstone
How about when you actually had to manage your gold and wards instead of having free gold at all times plus free wards at all times and getting to buy tons of ap.

Back then you actually had to be good at playing support instead of bringing literally any AP carry to support and buying frosts queens.

>>162051603
It's obvious they are dating and that Rito ships them.

That picture looks like two people who like each other or are dating and get teased about it. Which is the entire idea Rito pushed with them. Either way, it's a pretty clear confirmation they are heterosexual and want to fuck each other.

first game in new season is a remake, nice

>>162052095
:100: :ok_hand:

>>162051971
Riot gutted the role to be as braindead as possible, now are freaking out because they don't get why nobody wants to play Support.

>>162052086
Have you seen Ashe m8
She wears skirts to flaunt

She got legs for days, Akali is a skinny asian

>>162052079
I'd say TK's Devour is on an equal level of impactful.

>>162051718
If they're not secret lovers, which canon points to them being, then they at the very least want to fuck each other. End of argument.

2-3 more for /vg/ vs /vg/ have a gay ol' time with your friends

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>>162052095
I'm the other autist and I made myself laugh. It's all in good fun anon.

I'm happy rengar got nerfed and I'm going to buy the heartseeker quinn skin. There, league of legends.

>>162052147
ashe's is a fucking archer who stands still 90% of the time, her legs are fucking flubber

akali is a nimble ninja who spends half her day working out her body and kicking adcs like ashe for a shitfuckton of damage and killing them in 0.5 secs

>>162051971
lol fucking what

when sighstone was introduced nobody bought wards, especially since the ward trinket was introduced about then and it was more powerful than now, also it was about when they buffed the gold income for supports

supports with a lot of wards and hog/philo were before sightstone

>>162051767
Oh now everything makes sense. I didn't know you played League of Legends Mike Pence. Are you an Ezreal main? Maybe with a side of the old Kennen? I know you can't resist electro-stim, and I bet furry little boys just tickle your fancy almost as much as the electric current does.

>tfw I unironically like cheesy rival/love stories like Garen X Kat

I honestly just want Garen to be popular so he becomes good

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>>162052256
they already buffed him, what more do you want?

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>tfw didnt find my ez duo before the season start

feels bad man,

I hope I can get a few /lolg/ bros to chill in flex at the start of the season while the shitters and high elo players do their promos

>>162052256
Garen is good, you just gotta be good with him, new patch is gonna be fucking rad

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Bilgewater main here only play the pirate champs i want a summoner name to reflect that. Help a gp main out?

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+4 for /vg/ vs /vg/!
pw: vidya

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>>162051304
>Caring about thighs instead of midriffs/hips

???

/vg/ vs /vg/ on NA, please join

pass vidya

>>162051946
that's what her husband's tongue is for

>>162052332
>not side boob and shoulders

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>explicitly mention Garen's weakness, lack of utility compared to other bruisers
>wew let's just give him more numbers that he won't be able to apply
Based balance team

>>162052346
>>162052332
>not armpits and shins

>>162052323

gimme dat booty

>>162052323
>Scurvy Wretch is taken
It's too late, might as well give up now since the best name is gone.

>>162052323
HeavyMetaIPirate

the L in metal is a capital i

also Captain GangpIank again with the L being an i

2 for /vg/ vs /vg/

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>>162052370
>>162052346
>>162052332
>Not personality

>>162052403
That's like talking about how food tastes when we're just talking about how it looks, anon. Different conversation altogether.

>>162052403
y would you like janna for that when ahri exists!

>>162052226
Sightstone was added pre-season 3, and that was when philo was still the mandatory support item. Typical build was boots, sightstone, runic bulwark if your jungler didn't get it, a mountain of wards and anything else you might be able to scrape up. The current support items, trinkets and the ward limit weren't added until pre-season 4.

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NO RESPONSE

2 openings remain in /vg/ vs /vg/, reserve these coveted spots now

pass vidya

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I want to IMPREGNATE MF!

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>>162051513
>>162051860
>ywn have kat spin on you

>>162052575

HOW CAN I TRUST YOURE THE REAL ONE !?

I know that no one cares, but someone drew my yordle oc and I'm super happy about it!

>>162052225
>implying Ashe isn't fit as fuck

Also those thighs might be flubber but I wouldn't mind having them as ear warmers if you get what I'm sayin

>>162052613
after you are married and financely secure?

>>162052662
I care, its always awesome when someone draws something you want for free

>>162052643
>ywn have sex with a four eyes three mouthed squiggly Katarina

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have you had your daily dose of kale today?

>>162052256
>I honestly just want Garen to be popular so he becomes good
What the fuck? Garen has been A rank since he was first released

ONE (1) person for /vg/ vs /vg/

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>>162052693
thanks! its really great and i fucking love it!

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>>162052332

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>>162052673
Nope, as soon as possible, even if I had to use deceit/trickery to do so.

>>162052724
>>162052286
I just want the tenacity back in his W tbqh lads

I swear it's impossible to browse lolg without a fucking boner you nerds are horny 24/7

Meteos high as FUCK

Having a waifu in this game is stupid.
They're all cardboard cutouts.

>>162052839
Just rush mercs and take swiftness

thats 45%

>>162052396
>ever using i for L or vice versa
100% uncreative chump

/vg/ vs /vg/

+2

password is vidya

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I'm so close. Illaoi is almost mine.

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>Be Gang Plank
>Enemy Vayne has like 1/5 health
>R her
>YAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
>She can endure it and then tumble out with a sliver of health

Why the fuck is Gangplank damage so weak now, your barrels can barely clear wave anymore and R damage is fucking minimal

>>162052894
But anon I could have more.

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>>162052887
I'm sure you have some kind of not obvious point in that statement, yes?

>>162052947
60
Percent
Armor
Penetration

Go fuck yourself if you think he's weak by any means

>>162052817
>xin x fiora
i like this pairing

>>162052854
yeah whats wrong with that

>>162052940
good choice anon

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>>162052643
>>162052703
reminds me...

>>162052947
Sliver of the moon

>>162052940
>Need to save up IP
>Not have 100k+ in your disposal

What are you, some kinda casual?

>>162052905
>most of the best names are taken by IvI 5 accounts and unranked/bronze/siIver shitters

lts the onIy way, Iike you couId come up with something eIse but those fuckers are just Ietting their names go to waste

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>>162052994
>>162052817
FUN FACT: Xin is listed as "friends" with Sona.

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>>162052940
you can do it Anon!

She's going to love you for it

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Fucking two more /vg/ vs /vg/ NA late night in burgerland edition

>>162052994
Thanks I was really worried I was making a mistake but I think I'm gonna do it

>>162053013
Yes

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>>162053000
You need some help.

>>162052963
Nah, not really.

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>>162053037
xin, shh :3

>>162053069
b-but, the spinning part...

Did the season already reset?

>>162053039
Y-You really think so...?

>>162053069
>He doesn't know about oglaf
>>>/r/eddit

/vg/ vs /vg/

Imthem left edition

+5

Password is vidya

>>162052940
>mfw hit 6300 and got The Meme Father

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>>162053120
I know so Anon

where the fuck is coffeefag?

new region is out already

>>162052989

That shitty barrels are useless in high elo since people can evade / destroy it

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Has anyone ever been on a team where you all got S ranks at the end?

This Blitz was so fucking pissed.

>>162053120
>sitting behind a computer instead of spending your free time in motion

not so much desu senpai

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>>162053069
Captain Cockstink at it again I see

>>162053156
The Weed Daddy

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>>162053217

only four more for /vg/ vs /vg/, two if we become desperate enough to play 4v4

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mfw when i saved for syndra and when i was like 100 ip from her i wasted all the ip on runes

i bet syndra is mad right now, wanted to buy her like forever but bought shyvana, graves, orianna and now runes before her

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>>162053225
It's happened only once, but it was in One For All

Still hilarious though.

>>162053225
>aram
>those teams

wow you deserve, like, a medal or something

>>162053194
This picture is nice. I wish Illaoi was my caring mentor. For now just being battle partners is good too!

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>>162053124
I feel like Oglaf peeked during the Fun God arc, everything after that was kinda meh.

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>>162053225
Happens almost every time you win in one for all

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>>162053350
She appreciates your motion Anon!

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>>162053280
No

>>162053408
Thanks Miss Illaoi! I appreciate you too!

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Post 'em

Say something nice and something mean about the person who goes before you

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>>162053304
You're missing out. Syndra is really fun. Also, she has some of the best skins and her dance is really neat.

Pic is canon fyi

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>>162053350
>not wanting ahri to be your caring mentor

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>>162053413

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>>162053445
I want your cute boihole~

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>Heading towards my Red
>See enemy Jungler making a beeline for it too
>Step into bush and wait
>His face when he tries to start it

>>162053510

But don't you both have to be on the internet to be playing League of Legends?

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>>162053497
Yeah we tried Ahri in the whole mentor thing.

It didn't pan out to well.

>>162053497
Is Ahri wearing panties in this picture?

>>162053097
>Back before you needed smite to buy jungle items or get the camp buffs (rip).
>I don't need smite, i'm playing WW.

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Would you a Fem TK?

>>162053445
Pls be my support
You ain't geting a gf. Was that you?
>>162053503
Free win post-30
You... Are pretty gay ain't ya?

>>162053573
>he gets it

>>162053503
The word boihole is dumb and funny but also kind of sexy

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>>162053445
I have since hit mastery 7 with Braum, but I've still got more points on Malzahar. It's going to take a lot of work to get him off my top three. Also Warwick since I literally only played him in that definitely not dominion mode and occasionally arams.

please join /vg/ vs /vg/

i'll suck your dick

>>162053353
I think it still has good skits from time to time, but any semblance of a story is gone, and a good amount of the new jokes are eh.

>>162053594
Depends. Is it part of a bargain or strictly causal?

>>162053594
Can I impregnate her?

>>162053573
>always took smite when jungler claimed he doesnt need one
>steal his buffs

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>>162053553
it's all a lie!

it's ahri and teemo are eating strawberries together!

>>162053568
unlike kindred ahri is a modest fox and wears panties. here is a proof

>>162053573
>Tfw you could build actual items instead of stupid jungle items that are too good to sell and too bad to keep

>>162053598
TF and Garen are more mid game champs than anything

pretty gey, I just like kooba and wish he would let me love him~

>>162053605
all the memewords in denial fags that like traps use are funny

boipussy, feminine penis

its all laughs

>>162053693
Kindred isn't a fox and Ahri never wears panties so anybody who wants to put her against a wall has easy access

>>162053718
>too bad to keep
>best on-hit item in the game is locked behind smite
>+15% bonus health is locked behind smite
Just because warrior and runic echoes suck dick doesn't mean jungle items are bad.

>>162053751
>Pozzing
>Neghole
>Toxic loads

Everytime I try to invite people to a blind pick it just closes the client

What the hell

>>162053845
I dont know what any of those mean

but toxic loads made me chuckle

>>162053827
you certainly should post a proof of that!

>>162053875
Bugchaser words. It sounds funny but it's actually really fucked up.

>>162053851
hurry up you nig

>>162053851
this is why you don't play blind pick

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> tfw I'll never buy hunter's on yi top again
> tfw I could be diamond now if I didn't quit when a friend of mine introduced me to this game
> tfw I could be laughing at /lolg/'s silvers rn

>>162053831
Warrior was the exact thing I was referring to, dumb dumb

How "offensive" can I make my summoner name?
What's the worst you can get away with?

>>162053851
Just do normal draft

>>162053851
Merc? Yeah I tried too, it's the new client. It's always the new client.

If one of you has the old client can you invite us?

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>>162053659
You can fuck her til your balls are as shriveled as raisins but you'll owe her a favor.
>>162053667
Go for it mate.

>>162053974
I'll hop on new client

>>162053942
Blame Lee Sin

>>162053875
Pretty sure they're from that bullshit where you try to get aids

Which is quite likely the stupidest fetish ever

>>162053910
so like stis?

guessing neghole and toxic load are a bp with an infection and some splooge with one

cant really guess what pozzing means tho

as biscum I should probably know some of these

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>>162053039
>>162053194
I did it...!

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>>162053990
In that case, balls-deep, no hesitation.

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>>162053969
Never gotten complaints about this one

>>162053969
No explicit racism, sexism, "bad wurds", "penis" or "vagina"
>>162053845
Need to know what these mean and Google is just so far away.

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>>162053875
There's a subgroup of mostly fags who intentionally contract and spread AIDS to others, mostly because it's literally their fetish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

>>162053990
>but you'll owe her a favor

No, senpai. I'm good.

>>162054020
Pozzing means giving aids to someone im pretty sure

+1 random draft with vg nerds

Add Merc Treads

>>162054020
I usually here it in relation to AIDS but I'm sure smaller stuff like that counts too. Pozzing, like infecting someone who tests negative for a disease so that they test positive. Neghole, as in the hole of someone who tests negative.

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Reminder that lulufags are the worst in every way

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>>162054054
"Good, Child. Now.. Claim your reward. Show me your motion~"

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>>162053598
I WILL get an adc gf.

It's difficult and persistence is required, and there isn't even any guarantee that at the end of it all I'll be successful, but these are not reasons to give up. Giving up is the only sure way to make sure it won't happen. I have to do my part and try.

>>162054183
pls gib

>>162054183
O-Okay...!

>>162054164
So pozzing is zombifing someone, and neghole is the retard without aids?

>>162053875
Faggots that LITERALLY give other people aids because they think it's hot

>>162054215
how about you become my support bf and we find us an adc gf so you two can make out on my dick after a few ranked wins?

>>162054020
Pozzing is the act of infecting someone with AIDS. Toxic load is semen from an HIV postive person. Neghole is negative hole, as in HIV negative (i.e. the prospective infectee). So if I wanted you to give me AIDS by cumming in my ass, i'd tell you to pozz my neghole.
The whole bugchaser thing is disgusting enough on it's own, but there's some people who intentionally spread HIV to unsuspecting gays through casual sex, because it's their thing. It's apparently a massive problem in the furry sexual community, intentional pozzers or people who just lie because they don't want to lose out on sex.

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>>162054183
>Show me your motion

come on show me your motion!
...she looks like a sugar in a plum!
plum, plum!

i lol'd

>>162054301
> Pozz my neghole big boy rawr
Haha what the fuck

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Relatively new fag here, what does this say about me?

>>162054301
Man male on male sex is so disgusting

Why would you prefer a disgusting hairy ass over a delicious pussy

>>162054369
most used champs are female means that you are a latent gay

>>162054183
>"Northman. There are motions I would like to show you."
>"I know you are strong. I wonder if you have stamina."
>"Finally, a man who won't break."

Id Riot saying that Illaoi wants Braum's big white cock?

>>162054369
"team??"

>>162054369
That you don't like people having control over you
You possibly like zone mages too.

>>162054404
And? Braum is EASILY one of the hottest guys in Valoran.

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So /lolgen/ what's that one champion that you loved but will never be able to play again. Regardless of balance who is your bro for life that rito took from you? It could be early season 4 Kass, 5 black cleaver Talon, pre rework whoever. Mine is machine gun Koggles and I'll never get anything as satisfying as watching everything melt before me as I out DPS'd every one in the game

which champ would u let poz ur neghole

>>162054412
>That you don't like people having control over you
strong, independent, ain't need no carry!

>>162054447
Brand would like a word.

>>162054450
5 zeal+1 mobi prework AD sion

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>>162054369
You like getting stuck in wit da boyz.

>>162054450
> tfw you will never have the same fun I had with pre-this-rework Ryze
I still main him but damn, everytime I fall in love with this guy they rework him

>>162054378
well I just want a cuteboy to cuddle, Id prefer we not have anal since it takes so much prep

Id just be fine with frotting and fellatio

>tfw tastes are so tame Ill never find a bf

shit sucks

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What does this say about me?

>>162054106
Before anybody gets up in arms about this bear in mind this shit is mostly a fantasy and 90% of internet things you see are fat neet faggots fantasizing over it

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>>162054450
Pre rework Quinn

rip being Valor and flying at mach speed up to a fuckers face and utterly destroying them.

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>>162054469
Traditional Trundle
It's even lore friendly.

>>162054529
wats dat git on da leff doin'?

>>162054561
You like poke. And blue. You love blue.

>>162054561
Probably a fan of Widowmaker

>>162054581
Trundle having a fetish for spreading AIDS is lore friendly?

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>>162054450
Mid Lane Mama Raka

those were fun times

>>162054670
What is happening to this goat? Is she OK?

>>162054580
>Pre rework Quinn
>Destroy anyone

????????????????????????

Quinn was the shittiest ADC, Rito could literally remove her along with Aatrox and nobody would notice

>>162054670
wtf? is that Elder Titan?

>>162054763
>nobody would notice
Reddit would.

>>162054450
>Enjoy machine gun Kog

It was the most boring shit ever. And i remember when retards complained when it just came out that "Kog was too weak"

>>162054658
Him being a diseased freak is.

>>162054450
ap sion
dfg

I just played a normal game because I wanted to play again this season from the start, and I played really badly. I got some kind of anxiety attack and just uninstalled the game.

It was my first game in 2 months, so I logically lose and... then idk why I feel like that.

Should I just install it back up and play instead of instantly giving up?

>>162054821
Happens every time when a new release/rework is out
>WTF THIS GUY IS SHIT REMOVE THIS ALREADY
>people started out the best build
>WTF THIS GUY IS TOO STRONG REMOVE THIS ALREADY

>>162054179
Lulufag summoner is cute

SOMETIMES I NEED TO TREAT MYSELF

>>162054921
I feel anxious during my first game of the day, so I think you had it rough since 2 months

>>162054450
ADC Morde

>>162054821
>it was the most boring shit ever
I guess you don't like watching the world burn

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>>162054450
Rest in peace in pieces.

>implement retarded queue, and remove normal draft
>nobody wants to play retard queue, everyone wants normal draft back
>l-look guys new queue is alright, h-here you go, free IP for playing in new queue

>>162054450
Old Shen, the new Q is a fucking joke, I want my lane presence and sustain back.

>garen with colossus trying to shit talk other people's builds after dying to riven 1v1

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How do you like your eggs /lolg/?

>>162054450
I miss hybrid tryndamere

rageblade, gunblade, nashor's tooth, wit's end. Can't remember what else I built on it.

It was stupid but it worked

>>162054970
YOU ONLY NEED TO CLICK ONCE, FOOL.

>>162055173
WHAT'S ONE MORE GRAVE

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>>162055160
Fertilized.

All seriousness tho, sunny-side-up.

>>162055160
I don't like eggs.

>>162054450
ap yi

>>162052332
>>162052403

I can't believe it took a Star Guardian skin for people to remember that Janna exists, is female, and is sexually attactive.

>>162055217
IT'S HIGH NOON

>>162055160
well made

>>162055264
DONG ZHU BU XU ZOU

>>162054450
ADC Graves, i've had a blast with the new one, but I wish I could just play him bot again, he was by far my best ADC. Things just seemed to always go right playing him.

>>162055264
FIGHT OR FLIGHT? YEAH RIGHT!

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daily reminder to thank riot for freelo
new nerfs on lb will make this even stronger

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>>162055160
Eggs are pretty rad

I cook a lot so I make em in many different ways

think I like deviled eggs the most tho

>>162055245
Janna is odd

She's pretty hot but a bit boring
Also funnily enough her sexiest skin is the one where she's wearing the most

Is Renekton good again yet?

>there are people who prefer modern LoL's stomach cancer to the Renekton's skin cancer

>>162055264
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

>>162055343

Upsides
>Nobody claims her as a waifu

Downsides
>Almost no lewds of her

>>162055347
idk but i spammed him to gold at the end of this season

>>162055402
>Not having your waifu claim you

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>>162055315
Her passive does way too much fucking damage, it's basically a 4th ability for her during laning, and mid-late it does better damage than most abilities. It's what makes her farming so brain-dead easy and cheap too.

>>162055469
Found the Sejfag

>>162055402
Upsides
>shes a cute blonde blue eyed girl who wears pretty lewd stuff

Downsides
>shes an actual whore

if you mind that downside a lot Kayle is pretty much pure Janna

>>162055347
He's good until people start knowing what "freeze" and "late" are.
So see ya in challenger

>>162055507

Being a john is my fetish so it's actually an extreme upside.

>>162055347
He's good if you actually learn to play him. You can still stomp people into the dirt, it's just a very good possibility instead of an inevitability. Even better if your still at lower elos.

>>162055507
>Kayle is pretty much pure Janna
Yeah, but how likely would it be to receive on-demand footjobs from Kayle?

>>162055584
well then shes the waifu for you

league is actually pretty diverse in their waifus so if you have a certain fetish you WILL find a champ that fits your needs

>>162055481
Leblanc has damage on all her abilities now.

>>162055635
What about impregnation?

Mobility is the most important aspect for a midlane or toplane character to be effective in League of Legends.

It's no coincidence that the most banned characters are the most mobile with a FEW EXCEPTIONS.

Take Leblanc for example, unless you can point-and-click stun/snare/taunt her, she can go up to your face, harass you for half hp and return to safety. It's also impossible to successfuly gank a competent Leblanc player. Same with Zed, Ekko, Ahri and others.

If your character doesn't have AT THE VERY LEAST a small dash or a very good cc, you're easy prey for ganks, you're easy prey for mobile characters and you'll have to work twice as hard for the same results.

The capability to cover ground quickly makes or breaks a character.

Which champions have some of the best aesthetic designs in the game?

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>Place pink in Tribush
>Enemy Soraka is trying to remove it by herself
>Jungler is at golems
>Ping
>Jungler kills golems without giving a shit
>Soraka is STILL autistically trying to remove the pink
>Ping
>Jungler walks towards raptors
>Soraka... You get the idea. Yes, she's still sitting in river.
>Ping
>Jungler kills raptors and then goes on the topside jungle

Unsurprisingly he ended the game with the LEAST kill contribution of his team as a jungler, even less than our toplane Orianna that went 0/6/0 in lane.

I don't mind supporting but WHY do I have to give away my main role to somebody who has no fucking clue how to jungle.

Well, at least 2w 1l for placements isn't SO BAD so far. I hope I can get plat1 after placements (the highest possible), which should be possible since I got placed in p1 in both solo/duo and flex during the preseason.

Time to take a break

>>162055302
>>162055302
>>162055348
[VGG] Gank!

>>162055648
I mean it's like a 4th basic ability, I know her ult does damage.
>Barley touch the damage on her abilities even though they already add a lot.
>Give her a damaging passive that does just as much damage if not more than any of them.
Simply ebin.

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>third remake today

>>162055673
any waifu can get pregnant so thats not really hard

if youre really pushy about it then make annies mom your waifu

>>162055704
not true at all, viktor, orianna, syndra etc, should i remind them again

>>162055750
[VGS] SHAZBOTrip tribes

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>>162055704
>Q+E
>win lane

>>162055813
>I can't avoid one of the slowest moving skillshots in the game

>used to play ryze during ancient times
>feel like trying him out again now that he's been updated
>not sure what to even do but kinda hyped to play him

Can he mid, or is he only good as a top laner? What's Ryze good and bad against, and where/when are his powerspikes? Give me some general information about this guy.

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>>162055704
We know what you just lost to now

>>162055791
Ori has a good speed boost and a massivly damaging and ccing ult. Syndra has an easy, potentially multitarget stun and slow with her E and W. Viktor gravity field can be a decent escape as well. All three also do enough consistent and massive damage to make the risk worth it, and go to the shortest lane possible to avoid getting ganked. Mid does have the most exceptions to the League of Mobility though.

>>162055842
>Lol you can't hit simple skillshots what a retard
>Lol you can't dodge simple skillshots what a retard

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>>162054450
Graves used to be my favorite ADC in the game. Now he's not even an ADC at all now. They made him some half melee half caster jungler/top only character and trying to ADC as him is abysmal. I can no longer play Graves and actually outplay people because Graves is only about how much damage you can do in .1 seconds. Idk how they thought that was going to make Graves a better champ when all it did was fucking destroy his identity and make him absolutely broken.

My favorite memory playing Graves was playing Graves mid and buying swifties and triforce and kiting everyone with my dash and going like 20/5 and having 350 cs before they surrendered.

I hate his new Q and I hate his new auto attacks. People say he's "better" but to me he's ruined and I can't ever play him again.

I also miss playing AP Tristana as a direct counter to Swain mid with my grevious wound and tick damage. I miss playing Soraka support and buying mana manipulator and just being a mana dispenser the entire game. I miss building Ryze with a banshees veil when it was built off of catalyst and gave mana and he could spellvamp with his ult and will of the ancients. I miss the way old Skarner felt even though he's mostly the same now. I miss old Shen when I could build full AP, taunt people for a ton of damage and ult people for a 1000 damage shield. I miss old Karma when I could shield a minion and instakill someone for standing close to it. I miss playing old Eve and Twitch where I could be invisible for minutes at a time and set up ganks by standing right next to them while my laner baits the enemy into thinking they're 1v1ing him. I miss AP Poppy. I DON'T miss AP Yi, Sion, or Skarner. I miss when Mordekaiser was fun to play. I miss playing ADC Yi in bot lane with Lulu support.

Most of all, I miss playing without FUCKING THREE ASSASSINS ON MY TEAM IN JUNGLE MID AND TOP EVERY SINGLE GAME.

>>162055842
When I push your shit under tower you're going to have trouble doing much of anything.

>>162055850
Ok, call me senpai now.

Ryze can be useful as both mid and top, but in mid you can face shitty matchups like Lux and Syndra which practically shut you down

Look up what your E does, you don't notice tricks like spamming e in the wave

You stop having severe mana problems with roa/200-300 ish tear

You can get a rotation off under tower and get your shield take the damage

Going glass cannon is fun af btw

>>162055856
I didn't lose to anyone now and i'm a Leblanc player myself, exactly because it's so easy to go up to someone and destroy them, then return to safety.

>>162055791
>Viktor
Has a decent cc on his W and can farm from afar with E, makes his ranges a little bit shorter and see him going to the trash with Kalista and Aatrox.

>Orianna
Has very good cc, a shield and a speed boost.

>Syndra
Easy prey for mobile characters, easy prey for ganks. Has a decent cc though.

>>162055813
Anivia is shit and you should feel ashamed if you lose lane to her.

>be me
>queue mid/jungle, get fucking jungle
>top picks garen, adc picks kalista
>fuck it, i dodge
>queue again, get mid
>the faggot enemy mid doesn't connect so it is remake
>queue again, get the fucking jungle again
>the enemy team picks brand top, tristana adc, ok, tolerable, but they all speak how they are afraid of the noob champ enemy teemo
>dodge again

normal drafts are fun... i just don't want to lose 40 minutes for a guaranteed loss, i want an even game/

>>162055983
The rework didn't make him better, it just took a successful ADC, reworked him into a cancer bruiser/assassin, which then was (very justifiably) nerfed to where he sits now at higher mid-tier in a completely different role/lane.

>>162056043
>Anivia is shit
???????? ??

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>>162055983
This picture will never not make me laugh.

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Oh boy another game of Vayne going 0/7 before 15 minutes because she walked into Braum over and over. I sure love supporting these retards.

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>tfw you haven't played in 6 months

best feel ever,

why haven't you quit anon?

>>162056041
Is it true that when you're getting ganked, you can combo the enemy jungler for a free speed boost with Stormraider's? I have a friend who's fucking amazing at Ryze, but unfortunately they're not online right now.

I don't normally trust this place but you seem like an honest person who knows at least a thing or two about Ryze, tell me more b0ss

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>>162056138

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>>162056043